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For 25 years, Kevin Smith has tried to make his beardless, dickless twin of a daughter Harley laugh in real life. Now he does it every week on a podcast.
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Speaker 1: Hey, kids, it's me Kevin Smith, Silent Bob from all those Jane and Silent Bob movies. But I talk a lot in real life. Man. I've been podcasting since two thousand and seven, talking to podcasts Jay and Silent Bob, get old Fat Man beyond Hollywood Babylon. But guess what, I'm about to drop a brand new podcast on iHeart, and I'm gonna be doing it with my only begotten daughter, Harley Quinn.
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Speaker 2: Harley Quinn Smith her whole life.
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Speaker 1: My wife has been saying, she's like a beardless, dickless version of you. So we're calling our brand new show beardless Dickless Meat.
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Speaker 2: That's the name that was uncalled for personal.
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Speaker 1: I had no idea.
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Speaker 3: That's it.
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Speaker 2: A vulnerable information colonel died when I was a kid, The old man on the Kentucky Fried Chicken container? He was real. Did you think he was a corporate logo? And that's it. I never really thought about it too much, right o'donaldonald.
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Speaker 3: Well was the other thing. He said, betwixt I say betwixt something and that yeah, it's good, twixty's nuts.
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Speaker 2: I am this way because of you.
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Speaker 1: Who taught you how to use these drugs.
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Speaker 4: You did die, Yeah, don't do that to.
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Speaker 3: Complete man.
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Speaker 1: Let me and my kid give you oral a U R A L. That means in the ear man. Listen to Beardless dickless Me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.