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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
Oh, I figured we're yapping already. Now we're yapping, Victor. The people will get to check out the, video version of this as I post it on social media. They'll get to see our little shenanigan our our shenanigans before we started this break. Yeah.
It's nice. I could put this, like, right here, and you probably can't see me. No. I can see you. How about like that?
You can still somewhat see you. How about like that? Like the weird version of the emperor from Star Wars? I am the emperor of everything. What other fun do we have?
Okay. Victor's messing with the ring light for those listening to us on the air or on the podcast version. Is somebody staring at you through the window or no? No. I don't think anybody's out there.
No. Victor's being weird again with his, Timu light. And speaking of Timu, I over the, last week, stop with the flashing lights, dude. What are you talking about? This is just how I live my life.
It looks hilarious on video. Okay. What were you trying to say? You look like you now look like the MacBook, like, loading wheel. Well, my brain is always buffering, so it's pretty accurate.
Wanna put the monkey with symbols over over you. Alright. Let's see what else we got here. This is not great radio, Victor. This is just excellent radio.
What what what what what can entertain me? Oh, pretty colors. That's right. I like a nice flashing light. I'm trying to drive listeners to check out our socials.
I was trying to make a Timu break out of this break. Oh, well, what what's on Timu that you wanted to talk about? Well, I bought a a poster for, like, a dollar, and it's a it's, like, a 12 by 16 poster Pretty small. Of some frog naked just just in the shower. Frog's always naked.
Wearing a hairnet, and it's just sad. It's taking a shower. Did you put it in your bathroom? I'm going to. Yeah.
It's it's out for delivery today. Okay. How neat. Yeah. Put the darn light down.
No. I don't want to. You cannot make me turn off the line. Guy, you would not be a great villain at all in a movie. This is my ode to Lieutenant Crane right now.
You kinda look like Darth Vader without the helmet, and you're just going nuts with that light. This is so this is so stupid. The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's Siampeaches. I'm Victor Welt. And Peaches, stop.
Stop. Nobody can see the light listening to this radio radio show. It's a red light, which means stop. You know, when I was in my accident, I was at the red light, and I was stopped at the intersection. It was the person behind me that was like, you know what?
Let me ram into him. Well, I think the person behind you is also to blame for this one. Not the person who was behind you in an accident, but, you mentioned on the morning show, you know, we got some, toilet problems. Yeah. Toilet out of order.
So I asked you if you plunged it. Right? Yeah. And you said you did. Mhmm.
Well, the plumbers came in a minute ago. Mhmm. That was one of the other things I dealt with. Guess how they fixed the toilet. They just use the plunger?
That's right. Oh, how embarrassing. I wonder if it I I wanna know what happened because I wonder who used it before me to unplug the toilet and then proceeded to just walk away. Who does that? If the toilet does not flush all the way, people, you must deal with it immediately.
Because I didn't realize it was plugged. I used it and then flushed it, and then the water almost came out of the toilet. And nobody wants that to happen to them. That's just setting up a horrible trap for the person after you. If you have plugged the toilet, you are responsible for dealing with the plugging.
I I I think people around here just can't follow rules. I've I've noticed that we have multiple signs in there now because of certain people that won't flush the, the urinal. And then also the sign that's been there since the early part of last year about not turning the lights off when leaving the restroom, and that same employee turns the lights off every single time. Well and that signs well, there was an original one years years ago. Oh, yeah.
Because if if if you don't leave the light on, the fan doesn't run. I'm shocked. Nobody's told that person. Smells bad at all. Maybe we need to make a bigger sign.
I think we need to make 3 signs now. Put that light around it. Stop. Yeah. Leave the light on in the in the bathroom.
Or do we have somebody who can work really well with electricity? Like, do you think Josh maybe is an electrician in his free time? I would assume Jade or Tyler could handle electricity. Well, so One of those people Stop. One of those people is the person that keeps turning the lights off.
Stop. Flush. But we got one one sign per toilet. And, you know, sometimes with toilets, you gotta hold the handle down for a while, everybody. It's a first world problem right there.
I hate that. I gotta stand there and press the button and hold it I know. Hold it until you hear that. That goes through the drain. It it's just what has to be done.
Mhmm. You know? But, at least, I won't get the, ire of the GM like whoever plugged it. I would assume. I can tell you that much.
Alright. Well, Everyone perceives the big guy as the guy who likes to have big exits. Yeah. Yeah. It's not it's not that's not the case.
And I just figured it's Gen z you didn't know how to use a plunger. No. You know? Because Gen z, they don't my head. Yeah.
They just don't know how to do anything right. Those janky the wall. What am I doing? Is it the wrong? Did you put the stick end in there and try to clear the direct like that?
I I stirred it. Like, I was chewing butter almost too. I was just in The stick end is what you hold. You don't try to shove it down the pipe to clear the plug. The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's I Am Peaches.
I'm Victor Welch, and we've got a caller on the phone. Please identify yourself with your full legal name. Oh, no. No. My name is John Smith.
I don't know how legal it is, but, my name's John Smith. No more free advertising for QEMU. But, you know, I I wouldn't call it advertising. Did we say they had anything good? It's still advertising.
K. Well, There's a lot of bad things out there that have advertisements. That's true, especially during political season. I believe they have advertising out there. Who?
The Kansas City Chiefs. Not a great team. Right. I get it, man. The refs give a little push to them every single year because, you know Exactly.
Exactly. So no more no more advertising for Timu. Okay? K. Well, I need somewhere to buy cheap stuff.
You know, like cheap garbage. Where where do I go? Victor's Christmas ornaments. Dollar store. Buy American.
There you go. Don't don't know if it's American. I was gonna say. I was gonna say. Made in Taiwan is clearly American, Victor.
Yeah. And now that the dollar story you know, they've gone up to a buck 25. You give it a little bit more time, it's gonna be a buck 50. You know? Yeah.
The reason why I'm saying my name is John Smith is because my wife listens to your radio station. She loves it. Great radio station. There's my little political person phrase right there for you. I don't want her buying more Chimu.
Every time I come home, there's, like, so many packages on my doorstep every day. Every day. But how much of it is Chimu. How much is awesome? Provide me didn't, didn't, you know, write my case than on Timu.
You know what? Let's That's how bad she's on there. We'll we'll make this, like, the bad relationship advice show. Give her an ultimatum. Timu or you?
Yes. Yes. Hey, ladies. We got a guy on the market. Hey.
Sadly, at this point, I think she would take Timu. Well, John, I guess, you know, we know you. We can't blame her. Timu has lots of really good stuff. Yeah.
If she likes Timu so much, give her a bouquet of flowers from Timu. And then you should start buying all of her gifts for her birthday and Christmas from Timu. Exactly. You know what? That is a great point.
That's why you guys were so smart. That is an excellent point. Wedding anniversary, Valentine's Day coming up. I think I could forward about $5 on Timus. $5 on Timus.
Like, you know, $5 on Timus, like, you know, $300, like, at, you know, Walmart. Totally. You could look like, just load her up with all kinds of, wonderful romantic gifts. And I know you did want us to give more free advertising to Timu, but how long did we just talk about Timu? Okay.
Stay away from Timu. Stay away from Timu. I I was trying to look up vacation getaways on Timu. All they have is a clothing for vacation getaways. I was hoping maybe you could get, like, a cheap trip for the 2 of them or something like that.
Oh, man. Can you imagine what kind of, like, hotel coupons you get? Timu? You're gonna stand so circus circus in Vegas. Oh, cardboard box.
Yeah. Cardboard box in Bangkok. Oh, man. Yeah. Beg for money.
Well, good to hear from you, John Smith. Yeah. Thank you, John Smith. Yes. John Smith.
And and my wife, if you recognize my voice, stay out to me, please. Showing me. Showing my bank account. I think I'm just gonna start buying, John Smith stuff off Timu random garbage and just sending it to him. But say it's for his wife, you know, just to pick him more mad.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just put it in the burp hole. Why? I thought you told me you'd stop ordering stuff.
I have. He just in the morning, so this is why you shouldn't get married. He's like, You gentlemen have a wonderful day. You too. Once again, my name is John Smith.
John Smith is my name. Alright, John Smith. Sounds good. Thank you, man. Too funny.
Victor, I know you're extremely excited. Imagine Dragons' new album, or I think it might be one of those, like, extended editions of one of their previous albums. Yeah. They're marking the 10th anniversary of Smoke and Mirrors with a full album of unreleased material. Oh.
Perfect for K Bear. So You know, considering we've changed so much, there's a lot of people online saying, like, you know, I like the way K Bear used to be as if for some reason it was a whole lot heavier than it is now. Let's just change things up and really make it worse for people. Put Put in Imagine Dragons in the playlist, No. No.
I will keep my foot I put my foot down and leave it there on this one. But you okay. So you said it was a full album of unreleased material. Yeah. Reflections from the Vault of Smoke and Mirrors due out February 21st digitally and also on vinyl.
It features 14 previously unreleased demos from the album sessions. The first single from it is Monica, which is on YouTube now. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I would look up.
Give me a minute. Give me a minute. Just give me a minute. Can you imagine being a woman who's, you know, has a whole song named about her or all about her, you know, and Imagine Dragons puts out a song about you. Like, that would suck.
That would suck, dude. You break Dan Reynolds' heart, and he's like, you know what? I'll show her. Puts out, like, this crappy song all about this girl. Well, Hardy just put out a song called Jim Bob.
Yeah. I saw that. About that. Alright. We gotta we gotta skip this ad here.
Let's listen to Monica. I'm guessing they wouldn't swear. Will this count as a song being played on Kay Bears? Is this gonna show up in the report that we played Imagine Dragons? It could.
I'm very emotional. Don't you know? Don't you know jump ahead to the chorus. What was that? Uh-oh.
Alright. Yeah. Give me give me that chorus. Monica. I'm good.
We are very hypothetical. Just skip forward. Yeah. Monica needs a refund. That is horrible.
She's all, woo hoo. I'm glad that I'm not the one for you. Thankfully, I'm very emotional. Yeah. You know, when bands pull up all these old unreleased songs, a lot of times you go, I see why they didn't release it.
You know? I don't know. Maybe it's gonna be a big hit. Hard to say, but, why not put out just some new music, guys? Exactly.
Did they finish the demos, or are these just the demos? Yeah. Because an album full of demos I don't know. I mean, I I've listened to some of my favorite artists, you know, the demo versions, and it's kinda interesting, but it's never as good as the actual album version. Have you seen the video of Dan Reynolds recording Believer?
No. Okay. Come to the side here. I need to show you this. Over here.
He's full on screaming into a microphone, and I can't imagine sitting next to the, like, sitting next to him doing this. Listen. You made me a you made me a believer. Believer. The producers try not to laugh.
Dude, dry vocals, man, nothing worse than listening to unmixed dry vocals as if you're recording your own music. It's it's so awful. Like It yeah. Yeah. I can't imagine doing that and also being in a movie where you have to have, like, a CGI character, so you're talking to a dude in a morph suit, like a green morph suit.
Have you seen the behind the scenes of Jar Jar Binks? It's a dude with a Jar Jar Binks head on him, and I can't I I don't know how Liam Neeson kept a straight face recording that scene. Yeah. I give kudos to a lot of different actors, especially those that work in comedy because I I'd be laughing every scene. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. You gotta keep a straight face the entire time. The most impressed I've ever been is, you know, watching somebody do something like Sacha Baron Cohen or Oh, yeah. Johnny Knoxville where he plays the old man. Bad grandpa?
Yeah. That's a great movie. How those guys can keep a straight face dealing with the regular public and doing these outlandish things. And then the girl in Borat part 2, I cannot believe how good she did. Did you watch a bad trip with Eric Andre?
I think I did. That's a funny one. It was pretty good. Yeah. It's another one of those style films where everyday people is the the whole majority of it.
But the the gorilla scene at the zoo, one of my absolute favorites. I'd be dying laughing if I was in that group. They wouldn't include me in the movie. Yeah. No.
I I don't know how some of these actors can do it, but, props to Dan on belt and the the tunes. I know when I've watched video of me singing in a studio, oh, I hated it. Yeah. Hated it. Yeah.
I hate doing voices for commercials when people hear me like Katie behind us. Through the hall. Yeah. Because, yeah, the, you know, the processing bumps it up a lot. Yeah.
Sometimes I'll have to do, like, a a weird voice, like, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Like, that type of thing, and everyone in the hall can hear me do this. Oh, for sure. Right. I'm glad I had to play the Yeti in that one commercial that Josh did.
I smashed your car, man. I'm sorry.