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The monastery is now a full orc infestation. A room full of Burna Boys with flamethrowers nearly kills the captain. Kelrana goes unbound with her psychic powers. Roos considers stealing Alden's tricorn hat to become interim captain. The thigh bone is still, somehow, nowhere to be found. At this rate the orcs will run out before the crew's patience does.
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What is Wrath & Glory | Narrative Declaration?
An Ogryn, Rogue Trader, Aeldari, and an Inquisitor walk into a Warhammer 40,000 TTRPG campaign, and it’s everything you expect it to be! Listen in to Narrative Declaration’s run of WH40K: Wrath & Glory! You’ll laugh, cry, and scream “heresy!” as our party journeys through the “Litanies of the Lost” adventures.
Boosh!
Bring out the buff elf now!
Come on, I was saving my friend!
I was the one who got Taco Bell!
Alright everybody, who's ready to play some Wrath in Glory?
Yay!
Oh my god, I-
I fucking killed him!
Yeah.
Yay!
I was so excited, I was like, oh my god, are we stun-locking into playing a fun game of Warhammer 40,000 of my friend Zoran?
I haven't played that since I played Dark Eldar and I beat him really bad and I felt bad.
We can play some- we can play more.
I'm trying to learn Votan and there's like, I'm purposely going, oh, I'm still boycotting buying the official books and stuff,
but it doesn't stop me from being a little duder on tabletop sim.
Yeah!
But then also, I've been trying to do the one-page rule stuff and I actually like it.
It does the alternative activations instead of like, um, like, here's my entire army wiping out your fucking army turn one and that sucks.
Yeah.
Or you get your fancy like-
And that is much better for that.
Yeah.
Where you're like, oh man, I got this awesome big, like, mech dude and I can't wait to play with him.
And the enemy guy's like, kill it.
All last guns on that position.
Yeah.
I, I found my enjoyment with the game being reignited after, um, I kind of have stopped focusing on, I'm just going to play my Dark Eldar.
Cause I, I've been, I've pivoted off of the Dark Eldar.
Dark Eldar is still my main, but I've played them for so goddamn long and, uh, God hates Dark Eldar.
So, um, they're, they're very much very similar, right?
Like, oh, I'm going to bring all these Kabalites unless I'm just going to bring a bunch of witches, which I would ever do that.
But, um, when I've started pivoting, I've been doing shit like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to play on a list.
That's like only destroyer cults.
I want to do shit.
That's like, oh yeah.
Let's not look at a list.
Just put some shit together.
Exactly.
For me, I want to play nothing but, uh, like just tons of orcs.
I know we're starting to game here.
Sorry, everyone for the show.
We're gonna talk 40 K real fast.
Anyway, speaker, I want to play nothing but just like getting a bunch of orc boys, like 2,000 points of just, here's the war boss, some trucks and boys and just do that.
That's all I want to do.
So it was like, so for everybody, obviously for not just for me and speaker, uh, on weekends, I want to play more war games.
So if you guys want to just play and just have a chill time, I want it to be a positive fun experience.
Like no sweat shit.
No looking for any medalists.
No for everybody.
I just want us to laugh, hang out and play some war games and do some memes.
Yeah.
I'm playing orcs because my enjoyment is just, just being stupid with it and going like, we're just gonna get you now, boys.
And then bro, and then just, just throw trucks at you and then mortal wounding you with a stratagem and having the truck blow up and go, haha.
So that's what I want.
Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's peak.
And if you ever wanted to play like, you know, Battlefleet Gothic.
I like Battlefleet Gothic.
I won't do the video game, but I'll play the, I'll play the.
Totally fine.
Because that video game can suck my.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Zoran, do you not like escort missions?
Shut the fuck.
Like, because no one else under the contest because you wanted to trigger me.
There's one thing in a fucking game where it's like, oh, you have to go and you have to zap the guy.
And then you get the piece of an item and then you start turning your ship around the one away.
And then the guy from across the goddamn map will go, oh, sorry, zap.
We'll zap your ship from like 5 million miles away, grab the thing and instantly warp out.
And I'm like, well, fuck me then.
I might as well have just not shown up today.
So anyway.
Did you put a poll saying, is this bit funny chat?
And the only option is no.
Fuck you.
Well, actually, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
There is no at 70%.
But then Baja Blast is at 21%.
Anyway, what happened last time on our Wrath and Glory adventures?
Wait, do we need to introduce ourselves or whatever?
Yeah.
There's Hokey Crow, Odo, and Speaker, and Thurston.
Anyway.
Well, hold on.
I have to show myself.
I have important stream updates.
Nice.
Thank you, Jers.
It's not all four of those people.
She's all one of those people.
Oh, my freaking God.
All right.
All right.
Welcome to our Wrath and Glory campaign.
We got Hokey.
Hi, that's me.
I'm Hokey Crow.
I know how to use the Spanish language, unlike some people on this stream.
I called it Baja instead of Baja.
Yeah, you fucking did.
Learn to say it right.
No.
I'll be playing Aloysus, the Lex mechanic.
And we got Odo.
Hey, hello.
It's me, Odo.
I'm playing Kelrana, the fucking Eldar Corsair.
How does Kelrana say Baja Blast?
There's probably some pretentious Eldar word for it that means like monkey drink that people with low IQ imbibe or whatever.
Damn.
But of course, the one who has it, it's Speaker D.
Yeah.
Hi, my name is Speaker D.
I'll be playing Alden Rosh, whose job as a road trader is to find precious Baja deposits and see them relinquished to the Mountain Dew company as promptly as possible.
The one delivering it all.
We got Thurston.
So I took a moment to search the components of Baja Blast, which brought me to the Mountain Dew fandom wiki, which I didn't know existed.
Oh, it does.
Oh, it does.
It has a five thousand plus word article on Baja Blast, which is longer than some fucking scenarios that Paizo has published about the great history that is Baja Blast.
It's important.
Well, it is.
Clearly Pathfinder needs a Baja Blast.
It's in January 2024.
It turned into a permanent flavor.
If you get the red one, it's like a health potion.
No war, but class war.
No blast, but Baja.
But of course, I am your host and the one who says Baja Blast wrong.
Yeah, you do.
I'm playing Bruce the Ogren Warrior today.
And of course, what happened last time on our Glorious Wrath of Glory episodes.
Yeah, dude.
You got some drinks for the rest of us?
No.
No, no.
Finish your sip.
Finish it.
I want to hear the everything with it when you're done.
Yeah?
I was trying to...
I didn't think it was that loud.
I was trying to watch down the Mountain Dew.
Got a little super sip?
Got a little...
Got a little super sip?
Got a little...
Oh, no.
I got some super sip too.
I think you're going to throw it out.
I jumped.
It's not empty enough.
I can't do the sipping bit.
Okay, no, don't die.
I'm okay.
Don't worry.
I'm fine.
Are you?
No.
Play a Taco Bell.
Of course I'm not playing.
But, of course, what happened last episode, we practically went down the hallway and we
grenaded orcs.
It's really, honestly, the footnotes are not that long.
After arriving...
We're not grenaded.
Many people were also mortally wounded.
Yes.
We're currently in a state where we're basically messed up.
We continue to go forward in understanding that the thigh bone that we're here to come
get is missing.
But, of course, we understand this facility we're in.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Shep.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
for the recap for your benefit
because you literally asked me
oh what did we do because Thurston was six
and we have a week of not remembering
and I remember it all for you
yeah fuck me right
do you want me to recreate everything
that Alden Rosh did during the game
yeah please do, do it to the letter
hello I'm Alden Rosh, I'm here
alright Roos, now we need to make sure
last time on all my children
Alden Rosh here, Roos
we need to make sure that we don't murder the orc
so we can learn all about the orc
and then Roos says
and then Roos, this was like a robot
and he just blew them up with a grenade
and they're all dead
alright well this is really bad, let's go downstairs
you gave me a job
you gave me a job
and now you take it away
this is like
hey buddy
and then you got startled awake and you stood up
and clapped because you didn't know what was going on
I just want my Baja Blast
this is what I'm drinking right now
I kind of wish you said Baja Blast
just to keep
stop
I'm so mad I'm going to throw up
how is this making it to YouTube
oh it's already on it
it's not
it's not
we're streaming on it right now
so
so we continue on down the hallways
we entered a room full of a bunch of trash and things just burning
along with a bunch of burda boys
orcs with some flamethrowers
after a dueling with them in epic combat
in suffering some mortal wounds
we now come back to our adventurers now
definitely hurt but getting some medical attention
from our lovely compatriots
while Roos is looking around
not knowing what to do
Thurston
I think I got all that right
and if not
you did
so
what adventure do you have for us today
well
first of all
I'm going to
turn the camera
towards Hulky Crow
yeah
shh
Hulky
do you know how the Medicaid skill works
I do
sweet
you may begin
administering medical aid
to your party members
I'm going to put it on my alternate screen
so I can read the rules in tandem
let's
let's take a look here
let's move on in
the door was closed
and a comically large bang happened
all right
let's see
oh wow
that
that went decidedly less good
than I had intended
surprised that you were still alive
he's not looking good sir
I've been mortally wounded
he's mortally wounded sir
oh mortally wounded
it's just a phrase
for those who don't have
the cybernetics
to overcome them
our captain should die
on his ship
oh yes he should
you should die
in service of something
worth dying for
not your
party ship
let's get you back
on your feet
what about for friends sir
Bruce if I tell you
it's for friends
and friends is a worthy cause
to die for
will you be happy
yeah
then yes
friends is a cause
worth dying for
yeah
because
it is
it's not actually
worth dying for
but we're associates
aren't we captain
I am terribly wounded
I can't banter
oh
please remove
the shrapnel
from my body
with pleasure
I'd be happy to
captain
I am
Bob is mortally wounded
I am seeing
the stars
above me
oh there's so many
of them
that I haven't seen
I wish I could
watch them all
I reach out
with my hand
to grasp
at the
at the firmament
he's starting
to turn shakespeare style
please hear him soon
now this is quite funny
I'm wondering
how far he can see
did you get that
no arithmetic eye
that I try to sneak
into you
did I actually
do that
I would be
strangling you
if I could make
my arms work
yes yes
I know
um let
I'm gonna
kill wounds
unless I have to
remove condition
because he's dying
no no no
he's not
there's no dying
condition here
so
all right
can I spend
a narrative
declaration
no
what
are you wanting
to make a
narrative declaration
can I uh
add the dying
condition to this
game
I'd like to
just pull it
from Pathfinder
you know
can I kill my friend
we're not gonna
make it guys
we're all doomed
I still have
this is like the
Terminator version
of like we're
not gonna make
it you know
like a species
we're just
not gonna make
it
uh can I
actually perform
why does my
target say
Baja
I saw him
change all of
our names
the Baja
no
no
oh I
saw you do
it live
no
no
oh damn
Bruce is immune
to a Medicaid
check
that's a shame
look
I didn't name
you
I didn't name
you all
Baja
only some
of us
yeah no
he only named
me Baja
everyone Baja
because he gave
me an A8
oh my god
uh do I still
have the fear
condition
uh no
because the source
of your fear
is gone
drop that off
me so I can
actually make
checks
um
can I
perform a
Medicaid check
on myself
so I can
try and lose
wounded
uh
or do I need
a Medicaid
no
so so so
wounded is a
special condition
um
yeah
so
yeah
that's a
condition that
only goes away
when you get
rid of all
your
oh
can I
can I treat
wounds because
I only have
one wound on
me
yes
exactly
okay
Aloysius is
going to
tinker with
his electronics
and patch up
any holes in
his flesh
with a
conveniently
placed
bandage
uh let me
make a
Medicaid
check on
myself
that many
wow that's
not a lot of
actual numbers
well
well I healed
Alden apparently
yeah
because I
didn't finish
targeting myself
uh
Alden Baja
yeah
do you want
to get
healed
I don't
know man
I'm thinking
about it
all right
all right
all right
uh you heal
him for
well if you
succeed you
heal a wound
kill a single
wound
here you go
I'm gonna do
it on myself
now
okay okay
if you can
if I can
let's see
I believe
to a character
oh no I
fucked that up
fucked that
real bad
oh my god
oh no
oh my
wow why
why am I
wrong so
bad
is this the
price I pay
for being
right
yes
I'd like to
spend a hero
point
what are those
they don't
exist in this
game
of course
my mistake
my mistake
I'd like to
spend a
wrath
yes you
may do
some
no more
wrath
yes I do
I'm changing
my yeah
yeah I'm
I have 21
wrath die
now
what
I got
I got
successes
wow
damn there
you fixed
it
for audio
listeners you
want to tell
them exactly
what you
rolled
so the
initial roll
was only
three successes
out of
eight die
and I
re-rolled
and I
got seven
successes
so I get
to heal my
one wound
and I'm
feeling oh
so nice
now
we ha
we ha
I am no
longer wounded
but captain
I think you're
still very much
wounded
I
I barely
feel any
better than
when I was
unconscious
on the floor
I know
and I'm so
sorry I
accidentally
failed my
action sequence
and healed
you before
I healed
myself
well can
you correct
your mistake
I don't
know god
sorry god
machine god
omnisai
emperor
not actually
god he's
not real
I can't
fix that can
I because I
moved out of
sequence is
that right
well are
you asking
about like
healing wounds
for resting
or
I'm asking
because I
didn't mean
to heal
all them
initially
oh
okay
I meant
to target
myself
first
and then
attempt
to heal
them
yeah
yeah
yeah
well
um
I mean
it doesn't
matter
either way
what you
rolled on
Alden
would have
been the
remember
we can
regroup
yeah
which means
we just
spend like
an hour
gonna like
hold up
and
we gotta
we gotta
we gotta
stop
guys
I
I
I suggest
you do
that
then
if you
if you
regroup
and you
have
medicae
you can
heal a
single
character's
wounds
during the
regroup
equal to
the dice
pool you
have
rather than
the rolling
understood
I don't
remember that
from last
time because
we had to
do that
because we
got
very much
hurt
well
allows everyone
to reload
all that other
stuff
yeah
yeah
all right
I attack
Alden
that makes
sense
okay
excellent
I'm glad
I'm glad
does anybody
else need
stabilizing
Karana you're
wounded
Roos you're
fine
yeah I got
a little
I got a little
boo-boos but
I can get my
shock back up
I uh
I happen to
be at
seven out of
seven wounds
and sick
of the nine
shock
nice
how are you
how are you
still wounded
then
no as
in wounds
count up
right
oh my
bad
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
silly me
because
oh god
oh yeah
I'm gonna
fix you
with your
weird biology
congratulations
on fixing
that one
person
you did
such a good
job
I had
so much
faith in
you
thank you
Aloysus
you're welcome
by the way
can you put
my organs
back where
they're supposed
to be
yes
with one
success
oh
you're
stabilized
now
Bahasuriani
oh my god
with one
point of glory
added to the
group pool
that's excellent
venerable people
of the blast
I'm about to
start fucking
blasting
for some reason
I feel
as if my
cogitator
modules
are spinning
out of
control
I'm feeling
a little
bit silly
it's almost
as if
something
beyond the
veil is
poking
little holes
in my
brain
like some
kind of
spongiform
encephalopathy
that's
a little
strange
don't you
think
yeah
it happens
anyways
you won't
die immediately
but we
should
seriously
consider
regrouping
very good
idea
roos you
you did
good not
dying and
killing those
orcs you
can
here have
a have a
sucker I
guess
he takes
him
he eats
does he
just stick
the whole
thing
just the
whole thing
in your
mouth
the notion
of a sucker
or jawbreaker
does not
exist to this
man
he grabs
Alden by
like the
scruff of
his coat
like come
with me
like a sad
cat
as we
regroup
back into
the bath
he's like
come with me
so we
can regroup
and have a
more defensive
position
bath time
I wish
I could take
a bath
but all my
wounds would
be infected
goodness
gracious
what an
awful
showing
from all
of us
except for
you
roos
well
actually
no
you
don't
get to
besmirch
him
he carried
that
combat
encounter
yes
yes
you did
save our
lives
and so
I suppose
I won't
dress you
down too
horribly
but
goodness
gracious
man
what did
roos
do
you did
you did
your best
you did
your best
big man
that's all
that matters
just
there's no
point
you're a
very brave
soldier
roos
and you
saved my
life
and I
thank you
for that
say you're
sorry
captain
say you're
sorry
no that
would besmirch
my authority
say you're
sorry
roos
would you
like to
wear the
hat
i've never
wore a
hat
before
you're
in general
that's not
what do you
mean you've
never worn
a hat
before
no one
will let
me wear
the hat
usually
they yell
at me
and say
no that's
a symbol
of authority
roos
you can't
wear the
hat
oh that
does make
a good
point
it is
a symbol
of my
authority
that means
I'll be
a higher
authority
aloysus
you'll have
to take
off your
hat
what cat
what hat
good captain
do you
speak of
that hat
that you
keep over
your eyes
captain
and I
mean all
the disrespect
in the world
when I say
this what
school did
you go to
a man
dressed as
finely
as yourself
with the
military and
combat knowledge
that you
have
that considers
a hat
to be an
article worn
over the
eyes
and just
the eyes
well it's
all your
forehead and
it's also
above your
forehead
so I
suppose you
could have
some hats
that come
down over
your eyes
I wouldn't
call it a
I wouldn't
call it a
helmet
well I
suppose it's
a head
adornment
I wouldn't
call it
a helmet
because it
doesn't come
down to the
neck it
doesn't protect
the back
of the head
you've given
me something
to think
about speaker
hold on
I'm gonna
go drown
you see
you see
you presented
me with a
boolean
here I'm
gonna just
I'm gonna
make a
private roll
for myself
here
okay
excellent
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
flip a
coin
on a
tails
the other
thing that I
want to
happen happens
for me
for you
roll one
d2
we'll say
tails is
uh
tails is
two
it's one
okay
that's fine
that's
perfectly
fine
Aloysius
reaches up
to the
plate on
his face
we're going
to refer to
it as the
plate because
that's what
its technical
designation
would be
with a
few
feels around
of his
thumbs
under the
plate itself
you hear
a mechanical
as it
disengages
from his
head
as he
pulls it
off
you see
not the
regular face
of a human
being
but a
series of
in out
ports
a very
large
hole
in the
center of
his forehead
connecting to
the plate
itself
as if going
directly into
his brain
there is no
real face
above his
nose
it is just
tech
now pray
tell captain
are you
certain
that that
is a hat
that I'm
wearing right
now
well I
must say
you're
certainly
more
fetching
with it
on
alright so
you got a
hole in
your forehead
I know
it helps
me see
better
he puts
a finger
in the
hole
wow
Bruce I
would rather
you not
feel around
the in
out port
I'm
scared
I can't
really feel
it
there is
no real
there's a
wire coming
out of it
it's attached
to it
still
it's just
disengaged
there's not a
fucking big
hole there
there would
be
that's highly
insanity
I don't know
where you put
your fingers
but I can
assume it's
not where it
should be
for the love
of all the
Baja in the
galaxy
I'm putting my
face back on
now
you put that
back on now
thank you
now be a
nice captain
and let him
wear the hat
and feel
appreciated
please
I'm going
to go ahead
and make a
cunning roll
um
if that's
okay
Thurston
we haven't
even made a
Thurston
we've just
been making
a
I want you
to know
I want you
to know
that for like
the last five
minutes I
literally stood
up and walked
into the living
room and just
stared at Jamie
who was watching
the episode
as I listened
to this
keep going
keep going
I just
have to say
Thurston
this is a great
adventure you've
written
oh yeah
absolutely
really invested
in all of the
action
oh fuck
I'd like to
make a cunning
role
sure
to uh
take
I'm not sure
of anything
anymore
I to take
a piece
of the
paper
that is
draped from
Aloysus'
servo skull
yes
and then fold
it into a
paper hat
for Roos
I will allow
you to make
a cunning
role for this
yes
that's excellent
what is my
difficulty
my base
difficulty
the difficulty
to make a
appropriate
ogren
sized
hat
we'll go
two
excellent
and I am
wounded
so it's
three
yes
yes
actually
it keeps
telling me
that it's
base
difficulty
six
yeah
well
one sec
here
you're also
you had the
fear condition
on you
could probably
take that
off
oh yeah
oh yes
wait no I don't
that would do
it
oh yes I do
no you're just
wounded
there we go
fear's now off
there you go
now what does
it say
no
oh it was
base
difficulty
five
but it
doesn't
matter
seven
successes
with
with
with the
extra shift
there
um you could
either choose
to bank it
uh for glory
but you're
full upon glory
or you
can make it
really fast
I'm gonna make
it faster than
you could
possibly imagine
there you go
roos
yes
I have adorned
you with your
own symbol of
office
as the captain's
bodyguard you are
entitled to wear
this vestment
for as ever
long as it
lasts
and I will
hand him
the enormous
paper hat
that I have
sewn
out of
Aloysus's
um
uh
servo scroll scroll
while he was
uh taking his
face off for us
roos
cradles it
would you
yeah I'd like to
please narrate
this very gently
he's like
yeah
oh the other
common souls
wouldn't let me
have no hat
oh
cherish it
always
he kind of
gently kind of
puts it on top
of his head
and he goes
oh my head
bodyguard
yes you are
he beams
with pride
aww
and I
suppose
it is always
nice to do
something right
by the
crew every
once in a
while
and by the
way I
believe my
appendix has
burst
can we sit
down
yeah I'm
already out of
here
and I
I suppose
we'll take
this opportunity
to uh
to rest for
an hour
and let our
blood fall
off of our
face
yeah who
would you
like to
uh heal
hulky
hmm
I'd like
to heal
Kelrana
damn you
all right
very good
hi
hi
hi
hi
ruse is
fine ruse
doesn't need
to worry
about that
he'll be
okay
yeah you
can patch
up Kelrana
all right
it's just by
the total
dice ball
correct
uh yeah
it's just
the total
dice ball
so if you
um have
the rule book
up you
could do
you could
what was that
you spend
most of your
time for
over a million
blah blah blah
you don't
need to rest
you need to
sleep
two times
regroup says
you spend
one hour
doing it
regrouping
journey occurs
between
encounters
if you have
a medicaid
raiding you
can heal
a single
character
during the
regroup
they regain
wounds
equal to
your
dice
and
dice
pool
so you
don't roll
you just
get that
just give it
to him
yeah
yeah
so i'm
gonna heal
Kelrana
for
eight die
yeah so
eight wounds
back to
kelrana
and we can
just spend
two hours
just to get
both of them
up and then
off we go
which uh
i kept
looking fiercely
to see how
to regain
shock
did we just
kind of get
that back
over time
i can't
i could not
find so
so shock
um you
can do
checks to
restore shock
um in that
way um shock
is sort of a
weirder one
um so
regaining it
i think it's
on page
321 i
think
um
yeah i think
with shock
you have
you have
to spend
um
because i
know
there's
stuff for
like regaining
it like
mostly during
combat but
for down
time the
only one that
says to bring
back shock
is we do
the fuller
resting in
wrath and glory
yes correct
which is
like a bunch
of hours
um
yep
which is
not part of
the quick
rest
which seems
wrong because
the system's
made out of
duct tape
i mean at
this point like
what you can
do so there
are a couple
of things
like you can
just get your
shock back
from like if
you're taking
like a two
hour rest
that that'll
be
but essentially
you're that's
the other use
you have for
wrath points
is to restore
shock otherwise
it's meant to
be like okay
we have to
wait a bit
because that's
kind of the
that's the
balancer of
uh back-to-back
combat encounters
in this game
um
um
but after two
hours you can
get your shock
back i'll give
it to you
right so we've
all gotten our
shock back i've
healed one wound
yeah yep we're
doing two hours
so if eloisis you
gain an additional
seven
well if we're
doing two hours
because eloisis
can just go
boop there you
go yep
eloisis can do
two people two
people yeah
lovely in that
case i'll heal
back up to full
well no i'm
gonna heal myself
again yeah
yeah fuck you
okay yeah
yeah you know
go back go
back to how
many wounds
you have seven
uh six
actually yeah
you're at
seven now
yeah fuck
you get healed
idiot
i have fire
wounds
drink this
baja blast
no no you
you gain an
extra wound
you are past
your wound
threshold
oh thanks
you're welcome
i took some
of your health
oh my god
you're a vampire
what are there
rules for this
in another system
wow wow wow
wow wow wow
wow this world
sure is dark
isn't it
what is
uh
uh
mommy
yeah
yeah
so
were we gonna
were we gonna
do something
we're heading
south
basically
uh
yeah
last i remember
heading south
we're gonna go
past the bird
of boys and find
the wrist
of the orcs who
might have our
thigh bone
indeed
well
i'm certainly
not in a great
sort to be
moving onwards
but
the mission
calls
and they shall
not find us
wanting
i will however
request the rest
of you uh
take the lead
as i am rather
ghastly wounded
i got you sir
it's hate body
god i got us
and i
continue south
i can scout
ahead a little
bit
uh although
there is a
non-zero chance
that everybody
here now knows
we're here
because we
did just
get blown
up
these are orcs
we're dealing
with explosions
like that
apart from the
course
that's true
that's true
carona you still
have fear
condition on you
if you want
to fix that
oh how do i
take that off
go to your
statuses in your
sheet and you
can do the x
thing go get
out of there
in foundry
um
marissa how'd
you get wounded
again
oh here we
go there we
go
also for me
i am not
supposed to have
wounded because
roost doesn't
care um
roost stepped
on a lego
and got hurt
roost don't
care about
that he's
got a whole
feet just
no no
that um
as we're
coming up
thurston i
assume we're
coming to
this room
with like a
burning thing
that we
fight the
burning boy
there's two
uh doorways
i see
correct
roost as
he's kind of
looking at him
he looks back
and goes
hold up
there's two
doors
but wait
i don't know
what to do
so he takes
out his orb
so which one
should we go
down just
just say yes
if you want us
to go down
that door
and he points
the door uh
to their right
but on the map
it's to our left
he's like
just say yes
if you want us
to go down
that way
sir
definitely yes
look he's my
old cover
sawd's never
wrong
let's go
that way
i'm pleased
to hear
an authority
speak so
definitively
on the matter
let us
abscond
yeah
yeah
you're the real
authority here
sir you could
just say no
if you want
no at this
point i'm too
delirious to fight
the evil talking
wrong
also you might
want to put
he's not evil
you might want to
put your hp back
up there
speak
i was told
that i didn't
get healed
it was a bit
i didn't believe
you
i listened to
you
i thought i was
wounded
i was role
playing
no speaker
you're
you're healed
you're okay
ruse
ruse comes up
to this door
and he tries
to do so
tactically
but he becomes
the loudest
fucking guy
to do so
like you know
how like in
like for like
like swat
and people
going up to
a door
like one
ready
two
ready
like they're
getting ready
to bust
into the
door
ruse
kind of like
does like
a tumble
roll
but it's
super loud
like he's
he's like
fat rolling
in dark
souls
and he gets
up to the
wall
and he's like
all ready
to get
the door
rooper
gun ready
excellent
tell me
now i
suppose
there's
oh god
so
so
so
so
so
there's
some
stuff
that happens
when you
open this
door
there's some
stuff that
happens here
as you kick
open the
door
you find
that
there's a
meeting
in
progress
here i'm
just gonna
since you
would be
by the
door i'm
just gonna
i'll put
you there
ruse bring
you back
that's not
where i want
to be
i'm here
behind the
door
oh just
let me get
vision at
least
yeah
just for
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
so what
you see
is that
there is
a mob
of about
um
10 green
skins i don't
know why
there's nine
there should
be 10
i have
another one
um there's
a mob
of 10
green skins
who are
all arrayed
around a
table
nearby
um that
you know
several of
these tables
are dominating
the space
here
yeah
there's
larger
um table
to the south
where two
other green
skins are
sort of
uh watching
with rapt
attention
is a third
large
uh very
intimidating
green skin
uh weights
um this
green skin
just gonna
oh this
guys are
up for you
to see
um look
is a
particularly
um
we shall
say uh
well well
rounded
orc with
a uh
fine cigar
a power
claw
several uh
other
xenos
accoutrements
uh piercings
uh a metal
cap
ogles he
seems to be
in very much
the same
vein as
the uh
the commandos
you've
previously
encountered
though this
one has a
has his own
claw and
also seems
to be a
bit um
what what
in their
culture they
would call
da boss
um and
as you
breached
the door
um somehow
your
your efforts
ruse went
unnoticed
and in fact
as you have
sort of
kicked in
the door
you were
you were
coming in
here just
as the uh
as this
boss was
making a
speech and
as you break
the door open
and heads
begin to
turn you
just hear
that's how
we're gonna
bring down
the shiny
field and
get through
to those
stinking
umies into
quiet quiet
what
and the
the faces
of 13
different orcs
turn towards
you
um so
imagine
combat begins
and i did
not go
through the
door
yeah i
know you're
not through
the door
we'll be
back
um so
yeah
um i am
going to
just use
one of the
orcs to
represent the
sort of
combat state
here because
it is a
mob then
i'm gonna
put these
guys there
uh then
i'm gonna
put all of
you into
combat stakes
i'm sure
you're gonna
love this
um
um
yeah
um
so that's
the thing
i uh
believe
give me
one sec
here
um
the
the orcs
okay so
the orcs
have a
battle cry
ability
this is a
uh
orc
ability
for um
just boys
one sec
does it
happen at the
start of
combat or
it is a
battle cry
so yes
um
and i have to
just double
check because
you're actually
gonna get a
surprise round
on them
roose
yeah
um
because you've
opened the
door so
we'll we'll
go through
some of that
in a sec
i just need
to see how
battle cry
and this
this particular
as you're looking
that uh
roose looks
back at the
team and
go yeah
i found a
boss
ah okay
so so
it's actually
when when the
threat takes
their first
turn so
they haven't
taken their
first turn
yet um
and it's a
surprise round
so you
get to go
first uh
roose and
then because
you've you've
initiated the
surprise round
and since your
allies are all
of you get to
go first
cool uh
you know
what i'm
gonna do
throw a
grenade
close the
door
i have one
last grenade
yeah
yeah buddy
let's go
so i'm
definitely going
to throw a
grenade um
okay so
but before i
do that
i think it's
imperative
since we now
know what's
coming in for
the for the
thing i know
it's a bit
metagamey uh
because they
get stuck in
war and
stuff um
would it be
imperative to
have kelrana
have everyone
else go and
then i do
the grenade
just to get
everyone ready
because it's
going to be a
fear test if
you want to
get that
ready there
there is
there is a
gotcha that
i will bring
into play
which is i
can spend a
rune point to
have one person
act like i
can spend a
rune to
basically go
yeah they
can act during
the surprise
round so
then at that
point i'll
just grenade
it yeah
so basically i'm
gonna put the
grenade
pretty much
right in
there let
me do the
measurement thing
for you just
so you can
know the word
about i cannot
make and
remember that
they as we
found out from
before oh yeah
yeah yeah um and
remember from
before they
operate differently
than um on
mobs so just to
note them yeah
they only will kill a
certain number of
guys for mobs
they just won't
kill the whole
mob yeah
guys will be dead
regardless so
this is uh it's
blast eight so
pretty much hit
nearly everyone in
the room but we
get to see how
that fun scatter
die does uh if
roost misses so
he's going to do
everything he can
they're basically
doing the center
here um i see
like god that
seems so large
for eight years
like even for
well his thing is
probably just
ridiculous ridiculous
but blast eight
um regardless
just to be safe
about it uh roost
is going to just
try to get over
in this area uh
pretty much like
for for podcast
listeners think of
like these long
tables and at the
very kind of like
south end of the
map there's the
big table and
stuff for the big
orc and stuff
roost is like
you will have to
move out to you
will have to move
out to do that
it's like even to
here even though i
would have there
that's fine sorry
the place you had
in that before scene
was out of ls for
me okay cool
yeah because at
that point i'll
just go there um
so roost is
going to go boom
he's going to do
a he has to do
a dn3 uh he
has the trait
basically so he
doesn't worry
about being
injured or
anything for
that uh so
he's going to
do a fun little
ballistics to
basically see if
he makes it
boom he rolls
it complicated
and failed but
i'm going to
roll uh one
wrath die to
basically be like
roost like
roost is like
just like no
i got my hat
that means i
can throw
better and
roost will
spend his wrath
to re-roll the
two die in
hopes of uh
making it
work i'm just
going to put a
thousand wrath
die screw it
re-roll and
still didn't really
help out i was
hoping for a six
he still fails and
complicates uh so
that's going to be
a scatter die
uh based on the
map uh one is
like four is up
and then yeah
four basically goes
up and stuff like
that so i'm going
to roll a d6
because he because
it scatters uh
four so it goes
up uh and for
how much of
distance sorry i
tried to pre
eliminate this for
you so oh yeah
i'm gonna have to
go in for it i
will triple check
even though i
ever see the
time scattering
scattering is weird
it just it's
gonna go further
it'll basically
hit the wall
here okay that
works out uh
are you sure
forward oh you're
doing the direction
i'm going okay
yeah yeah it's the
direction of the
attack because you're
throwing it that
way absolutely
yeah that's how
that worked out
right um yeah
so we'll we'll
see how long it
went it's good
old scattered eyes
it's gonna go
there and it
goes so basically
everything in
but roll the
complication just
in case yeah
complication is
out of ammo
it's there's no
ammo uh so you
have to roll again
if it doesn't use
ammo it doesn't
yeah oh
prone
yes
he tries to get
it around as much
as he can but he
puts so much
momentum into the
throw that he
kind of like looney
tunes twists around
it goes and falls
down prone
you know giving
everyone a chance
to shoot past
him you know
because it's not
blocking the
doorway anymore
like every dark
tide uh situation
uh that's going
to be you've been
scarred by dark
tide ogren haven't
you i i know how
it is uh why do
you why do you
insult the chairman
so just to make
this easy for you
ignore this role
we're just gonna uh
wow holy shit
give me a second
oh my god you're
even he can't he
can't even get this
on that yeah i was
trying to be i put
the d in a zero and
i still rolled bad
because i was like
oh let me just do
this so i can just
click the damage to
make it easier there
we go uh click the
damage damage 15
damage 15 points uh
for all that and uh
15 points for that
grenade it's a blast
egg so eight meters
out um that's as much
that happens whoever's
in the radius will
suffer 15 yeah okay
sec
i'm gonna just do
some things here
sorry for long term
there chatting team
you are totally fine
yeah
mechanics
game play slipping
and falling
i try to get better
on the grenade thing
so i can go bam bam
bam but i'm like
fuck how long does
it go
i forgot that it's
it's the thing
all right cool and
then three of these
guys are just
incinerated one of
these guys dies and
this guy is heavily
cool all right uh
that's bruce's turn
unless an orc when he
interrupts or someone
else's turn oh i'll
be interrupting oh i'll
be i'll definitely be
interrupting oh no
uh-huh uh mark me
down a rune point
please uh-oh
i will go with the
mob of orc boys
the entire mob of
orc boys yeah they
all go as one it's a
mob
so they're just gonna
come on over this
way
um so they are going
to basically what
happens is is ruse you
come in you toss this
grenade slip on your
own momentum falling
and then these orcs
begin rushing in as
they come rushing in
they unleash their
guttural green skin
shout and as they do
so you my my good
friend um you must make
uh oh actually never
mind oh no no no they
are just so they they
charge in this is free so
they get stuck in with
you they make a
ballistic skill test
against your defense so
i'm just gonna do that
um they get killed three
of them so they're three
bonus dice on this
all right three bonus
dice
gonna roll
okay they're gonna get
the difficulty two which is
what they needed
um
because your defense is
sorry
uh your defense is not
as a yeah you're two so
perfect and you're lower
because you're prone
um all right so they
don't damage you but
they come shouting and
firing guns and
everything is meant
everyone has to make a
difficulty three test you
should see the button
above the ballistic
seal test i just rolled
uh all of you see them
streaming in so
essentially roost like
opens the door sees all
of this tosses in a
grenade very quickly and
on his feet um there is
an explosion and then
moments later a swelling
tide of green skins come
rushing ahead
well i succeeded but i
did get a complication
that's cruel so let's do
it one at a time so do
the complication oh
oh yeah okay you're
gonna gain the fear
condition kelrona good
job but uh speaker do
your complication again
for these we should do
them one at a time just
because otherwise like
things like deciding your
wrath and your glory and
stuff is gonna be my my
apologies i wasn't no
no you're good you're good
you're good you're good
um i do not seem to have
a means of clicking the
complication okay uh
oops oh let's go i
passed it okay oh
hold um yeah hold up
hold up okay
yeah um so
but uh
um so in this case a
complication here um so
you've gotta have
something that's related
to to your fear um any
anything coming to mind
speaker something related
to you know you're not
actually afraid but this
is gonna be something that
maybe adds a bit of drama
to the scene i think i think
in this case it might be
related to seeing your
ogren like prone and
surrounded by all of these
orcs
yes i'm i i can certainly
be invested in making
sure ruse is made safe
yeah and i think that like
the complication is is
like you are going to need
to spend your action doing
something that help helps
ruse like extricate himself
from this scenario like like
you need to get ruse back
on his feet and motivate
him um because seeing
that like you're you're
holding your ground that's
the success but the stakes
here are that again the
complication is that you
know that that success is
entirely dependent on your
bulwark of flesh and your
bulwark of flesh is
currently down which um that
was a battle cry so that's
just a free action uh but
also kelrana uh you failed
the fear test so you get the
fear condition
i think i would like to
spend a wrath on that
yeah you could just uh you
can right click in rathies
for me
yeah
no more wrath
oh i have to put it back on
my sheet
that's right you do
gotta ramber
gotta ramber
fuck
well
well
you get the feared
condition so until this mob
is destroyed
you're afraid you're afraid
you're all
forward uh that's gonna be a
minus two to all like your
checks during the combat until
this threat is removed um as
you just again see tides of
green skins coming just
pouring over roost and that
brings us to roost
i roll
i get a thing but i only get the
roll one die
you uh you could throw glory at
it if you want
i could look set team
i think you should
that's allowed
how much should roost take team
however much as you feel like you
need
he needs three more successes
okay
so five
five
or four
let's do four
okay
because that
it's still not a good chance
but it's a chance
it's better
it's it's not nothing
yeah
so
sorry i said the update
there we go
i was going to make sure the overlay
reflects so we're going to
add i'm going to do it one at a time
one at a time
whoa we're looking for a four up
got three
come on tondra you got it
got a five that's one
okay
that's for a pal okay
got a five that's two
okay
okay
so i technically need
one more
one more
one more
got two more die
wow we got like
one more die
come on baby
here we go
come on baby
no
all of us
i have good news
i have good news for you
yeah
you actually do succeed
because
that reason it's saying it's four
instead of three
is because it's treating you as wounded
but you ignore that
because of your big
strong meatiness
so
you're actually
yeah
don't say i don't do anything
for you
remind
i don't know why the wounded
keeps putting back on me
for some reason
i think it's because like
again they don't have the
automation for a lot of
stuff
yeah
we've been so spoiled
by pathfinder automation
y'all
like
as much as i understand
the automation helps run
these games a little bit
faster but sometimes
people who do the
foundry stuff
just just
just a wall
sometimes
well
that means you
are still going to be okay
when i come at you
and um
i i attack you
with with
with with the choppers
they're coming
with the choppers
yeah they're choppers
not the choppers
they
you're getting to the choppers
so they're charging
it's going to give them
a bonus
and then they're going to get
extra for every guy
um
so they're going to get
let me just do this
here
fucked up of true
this is going to be a lot
of dice
and one who's ever played
an orc army
understands this
true
um
now here's the funny part
whether or not this
amounts to anything
we will find out
uh
all right
so
i'm going to spend
a rune point
to
reroll my fails here
so mark me down
a rune point
uh
because i'm fishing
for more uh
for more shifts
of which i get none
so very sad time
but like
like oh boy
are they hitting
roos
oh
boy
are they hitting
roos
um
let's
so
i want to
not that much
you know
shifting one for
damage
um
so let's do that
and then uh
let's let's roll
damage
so i do nine
points of damage
and i think that
just bounces off
yeah
yeah you're
basically being
like clubbed
by a bunch of
nerds at this
point
there's like the
pov of all of
them just like
just stomp
on on roos
and just like
stop it
get him off
of me
he's like
clutching the
crystal
not again
not again
all right
who would like
to go next
um
i'll go ahead
and go
just to
get buffs up
uh
and we'll see
if the fear
makes it difficult
for me to
do psychic
things
this is this
is going to
be great
because this
is going to
be the time
where you're
like thurston
i'm going to
balance out
the fear
by going
fully unbound
and unbinding
every
makes sense
to me
that's right
that's right
four wrath
dice on this
all right
okay uh
so i could
dull pain on
roos for free
or i could get
a free compel
compel is also
a free action
for some reason
how good are
you feeling
mortal wounds
how safe are
you feeling
this is pretty
good
like okay
even if they
start doing
wounds and
stuff on me
like it's
pretty good
uh i mean
obviously i'm
going to be the
one holding the
door so
if you want to
do anything to
help with shock
that's the big
thing
yeah that's the
thing dull pain
is big for shock
always you want
to dull pain
me if possible
because i could
compel them uh
to like turn on
each other
uh but dull pain
is just kind of
you know all
around good
um so in that
case if you're
doing okay this
round i'll save
it for next round
uh and i will
if you want to
do something
different go for
it i don't want
you just to be
dull pain the
character
yeah i mean
you know
bring out the
buff elf now
true
no not that
kind of buff
elf the one
that gives
buffs
well she is a
buff elf that
gives buffs
yeah
you make a
very good
point
bring out
the buff
what did you
think the
boss or
yanny were
all right i'm
going to attempt
uh it's dn7 so
it's gonna be
tough but i'm
gonna attempt to
compel on this
mob
max damage
max damage
i am down
all right
hmm let's
give it a
shot
ooh
hmm
do you have
wrath
do you have
other things
i do have
wrath
i don't know
if it's a
hundred percent
worth it but
this may
remember chat
all your subs
and hashtag
you know
wow
jesus
oh that's
good that's
good yeah
yeah yeah
uh fuck it
all ran the
scumbag are
every success
paid for by
viewers like
you true
jesus christ
they need
a chat
they fucking
need it
still wasn't
enough
i can spend
two glory
you could spend
two glory to
get it off
i i could spend
two glory uh i
feel like that may
be a bit excessive
because i do not
know how good
compel is going to
be it's worded
very vaguely so it
might be really
good
i'm okay with you
spending two glory
to try to get it
yeah i mean how
how how likely is
it that these guys
pass a willpower
test
i don't know
only one way to
find out
only one way to
find out
yeah
sure i'll spend it
green skin
um willpower
fuck it
yay
that was the one
last success i
needed
uh and the
example command
i'm going
to uh
give
it's a mob
so i don't know
if i can do it
on everyone
but i'm gonna turn
to whoever looks
the biggest and
baddest i'm gonna
say
shoot him and
point to the
second one that
looks uh the
biggest and
baddest
okay okay
okay um
let's see here
shoot him
all right
yeah which one's
the biggest knob
or willpower
there's no knob
they're all the
same but i'll just
say the guy in the
front here because
he was the you
know one who made
it the furthest
in he's thus the
best i'm gonna make
a willpower test
here we go
everybody
the fastest
boy
so they'll
they'll have to
follow through
with that
um
yes
uh and that
was my free
action and for
my uh
uh action
action i'm going
to cast
a uh conceal
conceal on my
friends
uh oh i was
targeting the
orc boy
conceal don't
feel
everybody is now
concealed so plus
one defense
all right
the hell's inside the
fence
yeah
bruce is reaching
up to
uh alden
don't let him beat
me to death
oh i'm getting
you out of
there when
it's my turn
which i is it
my turn
unless i choose to
spend my last
rune point
we're all
resources today
would you like to
spend your last
rune point
would you really
like to
thurston would
you really
um
you'll need
more hits
on ruse
yeah i think
i uh
think i i think
i think i'm i
think i'm good
here
there's excellent
all right
uh i'm going
to uh
look down at
ruse now
alden
may not be
as um
boisterously
large
as ruse
but i am
strength four
and so
i would like
to make an
athletics check
to perhaps
write ruse
up
and um
hopefully have
him stand
firm against
the oncoming
menace
if i need to
drag him out
of the room
i'm also
willing to do
that
i'll let you
i'll let you
try to write
him up with
your action
for sure
um it'll
just be
opposed by
his defense
most excellent
hold fast
hold fast
what's his defense
one because
i'm prone
based
uh that is
going to be
four successes
which is good
because when
actually his
defense is two
the filthy
eldari has made
it more difficult
on you
oh
fucking eldari
regardless
you succeed
and thus
you raise
me up
on your feet
soldier
the rest of
you gather
yourself
they may have
numbers but
they've made
the mistake of
attacking through
a corridor
we can only we
can expose them
one at a time
and take the
fight to them
i love a choke
point
somebody say
choking
not you
have
you have no
idea you've
no idea how
fucking tempted
after that speech
i am to use
this last precious
rune point i have
to interrupt and
as you're like
we have them in a
choke point we
can we can ambush
them all here
have one fucking
orc walk up with
a grenade
you have no
no fucking
goddamn idea
how much
how much i'm
fucking tempted
to do this
it's all
returns
to nothing
but i'm going
to allow
aloys to go
so aloys is
it's me
i could have done
it damn it
you're so nice
to us there
it's a nice
sys turn
it is my
turn
i don't
because right
now my cone
of vision i
can't see the
boss
yes correct
you can't
fuck
correct
i'm checking
my angles
here
you know it
would be really
funny if the
boss came in
that door to
the south of
us
oh
well don't
say that
hey
zoran don't
say that
i'm just
thinking out
loud
you know
hey zoran don't
say that
what do you
mean
now remind me
because i usually
don't take
combat actions
when i'm have
two allies
in front of
me
i can't
shoot through
allies correct
you can
they just
will give
a cover
bonus to
the
correct
okay
the defense
will come
uh
i will
but like if
you move
down a square
you could
shoot that
one mark
there
i see
are treated
as singles
not a mob
but they are
a mob so
they are they
treated as a mob
or is a single
entity
they are a mob
they are a mob
um and mobs
take different
rules so
okay can i do
a scholar and
try identify
weakness on
them to give
bonus die
yeah yeah
it's a mob
so yeah
100%
okay
i didn't
know
uh
now i know
now i know
boss
you now
know right
now i know
all right
let's go
let's go
let's go
let's go
right
i'm
that pretty
guy's taken
shoot him
kick that
dick now
don't let him
get any
fucks done
the more
he thinks
the more
i have to
learn
oh he's
gonna pray
get that
one
his your
chest opens
and the
other work
that is
trapped
inside
your chest
begins to
speak
what's
going on
what's
going on
we have
so
seen it
right now
i live
in existence
trapped in
your chest
watching you
kill my
boys
and soon
you will
live in a
distance
trapped inside
my laboratory
don't shut
up and
close the
door
okay
your chest
closes
i think i
could quite
take a liking
to being a war
boss
nevertheless
scholar check
yeah sure
that
fuck
uh
four successes
you have
complicated
and i'm
complicated but
ain't no
tech so i
do have to
eat the
complication
it's true
it's true
the problems
are all
no more
this is your
first complication
you get two
extra die against
deletes or
adversaries
so for all
intents and
purposes i was
targeting the one
if there is it
one mob or is
it two based
upon the types
of orcs
it's one it's
there's just
different icons
it's one of
those things
where when i
drop it down
it just gives
me
i got you
okay
they're all
they're all
they're all
guys with
little sluggers
and little
choppers
i have
doing their
best orciness
now complicate
for me
hulky
okay here
we go
machine spirit
some technology
in the female
functions this
could be something
you owe and
something you're
interacting with
or something in
the environment
a stray servo
scholar a
sheriff can
interrupt whatever
you're doing
oh
oh i wasn't
done talking
to you
your chest
we're gonna
have a big
conversation about
my accommodations
here in this
chest that we
is
we're not
going to have a
conversation about
this not right
now i think we
is we is right
now right now
what do you
think
that is the end
of your actions
okay
you are trapped
damn you
saint gerbsten
your technology
fails me
beyond the
science
it's literally
it's literally
the head of
that orc you
took from last
session
who is fucking
just forcing you
to converse
now
he has
somehow
hacked into
your internals
and now can
open the door
of his own
choosing
you and i
are going to
have a very
long conversation
once we get
back
that's right
we is
right now
unless you
want to get
in a scrum
i got you
if you
if you
try anything
oh yes
i know you'd
love to get in a
scrum with no arms
that you have
right now
buddy
i can still
take you
where you
go
like toughness
too
little weedy
human
little weedy
i'll probably
poke out your
eyes and don't
give you any
odd minutes
back
yes this is
this is your
complication
you are fighting
with yourself
quite literally
all right
um
i will not
spend a rune
so it will go
to the top of
the round again
who would like
to go first
me
i'll turn on
the hair
no i'm gonna
start saying
fucking me at
the start of
everything and
everyone else if
you ever want to
be first go
now hold on
roose
now you hold
on a moment
i hold on
what are we
doing boss
i have an idea
yes sir
you should go
first
all right
i like how in
the initiative
order i was just
like roose goes
down roose goes
back up
like roose as
he gets helped
up by alden
uh in this
battle he kind
of like starts
towering over
all the orcs
he looks back
at alden going
how do you
want me to
kill him
sir
any which way
you can
for goodness
sake hold
the line
hold the line
okay sir
oh hold the
line
and roose
this starts
melee
just starts
going ham
um he's
gonna start
targeting the
orc uh i get
the two additional
die is that
correct
uh for all
out attacking
is that it
but you're
saying
because he
succeeded on
his role
yeah
yeah yeah
so these
are um
not elites
or adversaries
oh
yeah no
they're troops
okay
so so
aloysius
is not
he he will
have identified
weaknesses on
the other
green skins
but you will
not get it
on this
chaff that
is weeding
you up in
the hall
did you say
that they're
not adversaries
adversary and
elites are the
high tier
troop is the
low tier
but they're
not our
adversaries
why are we
in combat
can't we
just talk
i don't know
why couldn't
you talk
through with
them
i guess
we're just
stupid
i shouldn't
have threw
that grenade
i'm sorry
orcs
you can take
it back
we can go
back
they could
still come
back if we
all believe
there is an
avenue
there is an
avenue
hold on
i might be
cooking
i get a bonus
die because i'm
not charging
anything and i
guess the
voices just
apparently these
orcs are different
for some reason
than the other
orcs and it's
more that like
these are just
like the chaff
style orcs
i get it
like yeah
duct tape
i rolled
yeah
100%
why what did
that oh that
glitched out
bad wow
that didn't even
roll
wow
you um
you drop your
ripper gun
i don't have
something
because i
started running
i complicated
but uh
it's dn5
six successes
bruce is
successfully like
beating them
up uh
one two
so you're
gonna hit
two of
them
so you're
gonna roll
damage and
it'll spill
over to two
yeah i want to
see what the
complication is
out of ammo
oh yes
dropped item
i drop an
item uh
but but
it's it's
reliable you
can ignore the
first complication
related to this
weapon per
scene
yay
bada boom
baby don't
have to worry
about that
damage uh
10 damage
ap minus
one this
roost is
just going
the town
of these
oxes go
oh i'm
holding the
lord sir
just stabbing
into him and
just chopping
off heads
ripping heads
off um i
have a i
have an
important question
here are you
sure it's
important this
it is it is
actually it's
very important
because it's
very cinematic
and i need
to know um
kelrana uh
huh you're
sneaky eldar
magic right
yes
did you make
any indication
of like don't
murder that
orc
what do you
mean like
you just compelled
one orc to like
turn on his
friends but then
roost is fucking
going to town and
these boys is
there like a not
that one not
that one he's
still good he's
still good or
is roost just
fucking i don't
know if there's
any particular
thing for the
damage so yeah
you guys literally
asked which one
was the biggest
that's why i was
like i'm just
having different
i'm trying to
have a funny
here like the
scene of kelrana's
like i've got him
he'll turn and
then roost's
fucking ripper gun
just smashes and
he turns and
he's like kelrana
why aren't you
doing anything
yeah no i mean i i
did not but since
zoran had to
fucking warhammer
optimize
i did not make any
indication of which
one not
no no we did you
said it was the orc
to the south because
he was there he was
the fastest you like
thurston in fact is
so that's the orc
that's on our side or
whatever
yeah it is it is
attacking his friends
this guy here yeah
all right so that's
basically roost's uh
thing he's just
standing his ground
just roost roost
i probably could have
did an all-out attack
and stuff which would
increase the dm by two
thank goodness i didn't
do that uh but that's
all i can do this
turret so he's
holding holding down
now so i'm done
all right
holding the line
well i guess i get to
go
yeah we have no glory
yeah no guts no glory
there comes no worries
there is no weapons
fox only final destination
yeah i've equipped
bear next
excellent prepare yourself
okay okay okay okay okay
so um god how do i want
to do this uh i don't
know i think i'm gonna
have no i don't know
okay i'm just kidding you
can talk come on okay i
don't know you know what
uh i'm gonna have the
commando go i'm just a
stupid little guy um and
the commando is going to
uh double move and runs
across the hall
who would like to go next
um do you want to try
diplomacy i you know what i
want to go next all right
go next put your all into it
men don't give a single foot
of ground these barbaric
green skins couldn't best
us before they won't best
us here hold fast and i'm
going to try to use that as
a leadership check to uh make
the fear fall off of ruse and
kelrana
oh well ruse isn't feared um i
am feared so i failed it
remember oh that's right that's
right you did fail yeah yeah
that's right yeah all right
ruse and kelrana okay yep so
the difficulty on that will be
three uh but you're doing it
to two people so it'll be five
sounds good to me let's rock
bam baby there you go seven
successes with one shift i'll
turn that shift into glory
sweet get a glory get a sweet
sweet little glory out of it
little tasty glory okay um
zippers dude yeah all right uh
and with that you have removed
the fear effect from both of them
rallying them um so they can act
without problems now um i think
that that well that would be your
action so who would like to go
next well actually i can go next
to someone
uh unless you want to spend the
glory to interrupt me that you just
got
up to someone else
uh oh no uh thank you chat
remember you didn't do it um uh
no chat no chat uh pointed out that
we did succeed because uh bruce the
wounded thing didn't matter
yeah yeah that's right no i'm
paying attention to you yeah
thanks for that yeah whoo yeah we
just had it on for some weird
reason which means i could have
shifted the thing for damage and
whatever a little to say i rolled
down good thanks chat yeah um
then i believe that uh yeah brings
back to me um i don't want to do
this
yeah i just want to clog the the
thing with more boys i will have one
of the boys fire at the mob with his
own slugger
just a couple big guy
fuck well he'll hit
what is he hitting he he shoots this
orc in the back and kills him
yay
this orc just turns and you just hear
this bang
what did i do that i don't know why i
did that
seems real strange i did that feel real
bad now
uh so this orc is having an
existential life crisis after being
mentally
and then um the remainder of the mob
will continue in vain to uh smack upon
roose so the smack that smiles back
we'll see
door i'll cruise in the way
clams the door
have you uh hey no nevermind you're
good
sorry they're being silly what's up
uh just to make a turner i went and
then alden went did you room point to
go in or are we just
i got confused
sorry i have to i have to change the
the thing there one sec um
i'm just making sure room point or
something
no no no because because because i went
with the commando then alden went then
my man uh the the boys are going yeah i
just had him run ominously across the
room
um
it's actually gonna be 12 damage on
two
oh sorry never mind what am i doing
wrong thing okay i'm gonna hit you um and
then i'll roll damage and it'll probably
be not good
no it's eight it bounces off you
as they're just trying to trying to hurt
you but yeah sorry i don't like how
this game does combat it has the button
for
move the turn very close to the
in turn
alden yeah and go to the next round and
it's really annoying all right who'd like
to go next
i will go you got it go uh kelrana is
going to uh turn to the one of the orcs
that didn't shoot the the one that she
didn't compel and she's gonna go you
gonna let him get away with that and i'm
gonna compel him
okay do it roll it
yes
fuck
i don't even succeed
i know but
you don't succeed so
we do have one glory
that you can take a chance on
get that six on a glory
you think it's
you think it's worth it
i must let him get away with that
yeah
i'm okay
seems totally legit it does
i'm okay with you draining your glory pull
i mean does anybody else does anybody
have any uh
objections
yeah
i am nihilist i don't believe in
anything
all right
here's net
yay
it works
anyway barrels of the warp
three
the mystical energies of the warp wash over you and infuse the landscape for 25 meters in every direction
all creatures in the area suffer three shock
in addition the invisible areas
greatly increase
yes
psychic phenomena
yes
fuck
i didn't even
yes
you
you said you wouldn't fucking unbound on your own
well now you don't get a fucking choice
nerd
uh-oh
i got unbounded for me
you got
you got told
by the game
uh
all right
so
all creatures suffer three shock
all right
damn it
that does also give me the really funny option of unbinding anyway
and
just getting three
that kills
that kills two orcs
just straight up
three shock
yeah
yeah
it just mulches them there
they like fall to their knees
clutching their heads
which suddenly explode
oh
i meant to do that
as they head burst
my incredible psychic power
but then all of you are forced to witness this
and all of you take three shock
as you see the horror of
like the untamed empyrean
rushing through this area
and seeing the orcoids heads explode
ghastly powers
no
no
you want to know what's ghastly
is when the head explodes in hulky's chest
no
i will
no
what was that
what was that
not the bit
not the bit
i will spend a wrap
do you want to spend a
you'll spend a narrative declaration to keep the head alive
yes i will
excellent
i'll take that
sounds good
trade that wrath point in
take it away
no i'm not going to explode
i'm too angry at you
i'm too angry at you
i'm too angry at you too
you rotten
mushroom bastard
type one for hostile gm
hostile gm
fuck you
fuck you zoran
i'm sorry
like
we found ourselves in a difficult situation
guess i'll roll a grenade into it
fuck you hostile player
um
alright
and then
anytime i bring up a rule
you're like
that rule's stupid
we shouldn't play with that rule
it's true
alright
how many orcs are even left in this mob
that you can see
there are two left in the mob
alright
well one of them's gonna shoot the other
and then
for my last action
i'm gonna
no they won't
you failed the test
oh no i i rolled the extra uh wrath
yeah
yeah you got a five
uh oh yeah
no
you're
yeah you're
yeah you're
yeah okay
yeah you're good
you're good
okay
hostile gm
yes you're good
you're good
you're good
you're good
yeah okay cool
perfect
uh
i know rules sometimes
all right
oh yeah
uh and then for my last action
i'm going to cast flashbang
yeah
absolutely
good idea to use more uh uh psychic powers
it's gonna be great
it's gonna be great
it's gonna be awesome
i fail
it's not
this didn't complicate
yeah i didn't complicate
and that's what matters
all right
well since i killed two of them
and i'm the most useful person uh in the universe actually
uh my turn's done
god i hope you die
i was waiting for brutal
i was thinking
i can't
damn dude
you had a river throat
god damn
god damn
i thought we had something
damn
come on now
okay
um
that was wrong
i'm sorry
well
i love you
we want to roast you
please don't kill me
alden really said
you should low tier god
can you mark me down
a ruin point
yeah
i want kilrana to get her
fear condition back
somebody
somebody needs to draw
uh alden rosh
as a low tier god
now
oh my god
you should kill yourself
now
you should kill
all yourself
now
cool
uh please give me
a point of ruin back
sorry
i can't
and um
oh oh no
that's intentional
um
all use
all ruse sees
as a blur
as the orc boss
rushes
um
north from the mob
skittering
um
and um
that was his go
aloysius
you're up
all right
i have to resolve
my ongoing argument
with this orc mech
that's in my chest
i'm sorry
it's a pain boss
that's right
i'm a pain boss
not some mech
that makes it another place
why you gotta say that
why you gotta call me that
i
i wasn't speaking to you
i wasn't speaking at all yet
maybe i can hear your thoughts now
maybe you were that close
i was
is it possible for an orc pain boss
and a lex mechanic
of the ordo xenos
to be allies
on the battlefield
shut up
at what point is this heresy
i
oh
hold on
i have an answer for that
i pull out my symbol of the inquisition
this is my
i can do whatever the fuck i want
god
so shut up
i'm looking at you like
fucking cronk
with my monster fucker permit
i do what i want
i can do whatever i want
anyways
where will we
um
look
i'm gonna crump you
that's where we say
no you're not going to crump me
i'm your new boss
yeah i'm gonna
no i'm crumping you
no you're not crumping me
remember our arrangement
okay
this is a vessel
i'm taking you back to my lab
you and i
are now
business partners
we get you
whatever equivalent of teeth
you want
you get to ride around in my chest cavity
until we go back
you help me learn a little bit more about
your boys
and you green skins
you orcs
and in exchange
i make you the greatest
pain boss
ever to be beheld by gork and mork
and once our arrangement
our little trace is through
i set you loose wherever you need
we never met
i'm with speaker
at what point is this
okay
all right
here
here are things that i
words i never thought i would ever have to
fucking utter ever
but this is the life i lead now
can you please make a difficulty for
persuasion check for the head in your chest
okay
cool
i do it
four successes
i hate
i hate this game
i want to play fucking
i want to play
let's load up tabletop sim
we'll play
okay
i try to save us
yeah
all right
that sounds good
i
oh
gorky borka pretty
pretty good
i think i'd like them to like me
and if you can make them like me
that seems
that seems reasonable
of course
let's shake on it
i
how do we go
ah
you thought about it
ah
you're quite funny aren't you
okay
what would you actually like to do with your turn after the debate is over
there's no way that was a free action
oh my god
no
no
motherfucking speaker d
the
the master
of narrative declaration
like
uh
let me give you a complication
that speaker will turn around
into a way to
to further the plot
and also do an action
it's like
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
someone else had a complication
and you're letting them act
i'm calling the veto card
yeah
yeah that's fair
that's fair uh hulky you get to do nothing this round thanks to speaking
oh wow
thank you speaker
thank you so much
excuse me excuse me uh excuse me
yeah uh we're going to the next round
wait wait wait wait wait wait
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
i would like to spend one of my wrath points
to allow hulky crows
to still take an action
because
that was how he was inspired by
my speech earlier
that got the fear
oh my god
you son of a bitch
uh yes
i got inspired
by you removing the fear condition
from everybody but me
uh
yeah
that makes sense right
i
you're
you see
i'll allow it
uh mark down
alden a wrath point
for this narrative declaration
please
we don't need a pvp episode
this time
we're just constantly
having pvp
exactly
yeah
i'm hulky
i'm doing you
i can't even do it
i can't even do it
i'm sorry
you can't even make the joke
i'm a monster
i am a monster
you're not a monster
you stop that
they make beasts like me in a laboratory
correct
like i'm going to make this one soon
that's very exciting
new conspiracy theory
alden rosh has died many times
i just keep cloning you
and bringing you back
for plausible deniability
that's
you know what
maybe
you're my favorite
alden
i don't
i don't want to
i'm sorry
all i could think about
was that time we played
um
uh
uh
what do you call it
dark tide
i played the ogre and i hated it
and i just said
well don't want to be alive anymore
i just missed a bullet
it would just find its own way
you know
sometimes i just ask
why are we here
just to suffer
if you're not
i feel my arm
is this really all wheezes
is we just a bunch of
mated up loons
fighting against the dark tide
it's just some kind of war
have a 40,000 dark tide
by fat sharp games
the gores are set as to hell
but we're going even deeper
sans lingua franca
the world will be torn asunder
you know
even though we're not supposed to have
that corner verbosity
i still feel kind of inspired by you
here
you can take my lunchbox
thank you
i'll treasure this always
there is a grenade inside
okay
do your turn now
you fuck
okay
this is my victory
my victory
i need it known
my victory is making speaker
have to move the plot along
correct
correct
this is payback
it is
a strong and difficult thing to do
so you should be commended
it's true
or punish
or both
possibly both
sometimes both
oh my god
okay
yep
god is dead
yep
god is dead
we wrath him away
so
do i have to
i
yeah
i've already exhausted my free action
talking to the orc
i can't persuade you
to let me continue the conversation
before i make my actual
comment action
can i
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
are you fucking kidding me
wait
speaker
is literally like
all right
look there's no way that
that was a free action
and then speaker's like
okay
gonna
gonna let you
fucking like
narrative
i'm gonna narratively declare
that you can like
take a goddamn turn
and then as soon as you get
to take a goddamn turn
your media response is
thirsten
i would like to carry on
the conversation
with the editor
in my chat
well thirsten
hold on
let me
let me proposition you
i'm staring at you
with my big wet eyes
my big nose
i'm looking up at you
very pleadingly
yeah
yeah
yeah
i'm seeing it
i have been not
actively antagonistic
towards you this session
yeah
how's that taco bell
sitting son
yep
that was more
towards zoren
i was the one
who got taco bell
i also got taco bell
oh yeah
i want some taco bell
do you want to get some taco bell
oh my god
yeah i want to get some baja blast
some baja blast
we're never gonna finish
oh my fucking
god what is reality
oh jesus
guys who wants to play some 4dk
not me
i've got my 2000 point epic
let's go
yeah i'm starting
i'm starting up tabletop sim
hold on
yeah can i make a diploma
okay okay
i like this
take your turn
firing the melee
after going through all the cover and shit
basically if a complication hits a 1
it goes astray
good luck
that's true
i could do that
however
consider that i have
the pain boss
of this orc outfit
in my chest
what is the likelihood
of us
diffusing this
can we get your boys
to stand down
what have we come to
in a core
you think they will do that
well
uh you're gonna have to give me a tactical update
or the situation
what's been happening
okay so
the big one
the big one that we fought before
who threw a grenade
and uh killed a bunch of
the other boys in this room
he found the boss
and a bunch of other commandos
it seems
okay okay so you killed the boss right
no no the boss is still about
i think he's skulking somewhere
he said you said he was a commando as well
is this in the big room with the tables
yes it's the same one
okay so
so just to make sure
you didn't let any of them
go to the up room right
the up room
yeah the room to the up
ruse
did any of them go to the up room
i'm going to take the stun silence
as one of them probably made it to the room
i was trying to process what the fuck you were saying
he's like ruse goes
yeah he went to the up room
yeah he went to the up room
oh that's no good
that's where the mech
the actual mech with the big shooter is
oh wonderful
so you're saying there's no way
that we're going to defuse this situation right
well if by defusion you mean
the big guy could eat a lot of bullets
i think maybe
right
it's okay
i'd win
nah
i'll remember that when i patch you up next time
okay diplomacy has failed
this one in my chest is the only one that gets to live
we fix him later
uh i'm gonna i'm gonna shoot into melee and try not to fail
yeah okay sure i love it
i love all of this
this is a great session
10 out of 10
ruse will be fine
the worst he's gonna do is get tased
maybe
yeah
don't tase me bro
uh melee stuff
i'd love you to
ah excellent
excellent
we're gonna
go all the way down
firing in the melee
when using a ranged attack against a target who is engaged in melee
there's a chance the shot goes awry
at the wrath tie results on a one
the ranged attack is made against a random target
in the melee
instead of a chosen target
choose one of the combatants randomly
hopefully the orc
excluding the intended target
if the attack roll results beats their defense
assist in then roll damage gets the new target
da-ba-ba-ba-ba
yeah so
good luck
good luck
all right
just don't roll a roll on your wrath tie
yeah
that's good
just roll good
yeah yeah yeah
it's not messing up
we're all we're all watching
okay
hundreds of people are looking at you right now
yeah
that's fine
uh what's my deal
technically thousands after this dream
that's right hulky
maybe tens of thousands of people
yeah
maybe tens of thousands
oh
the pressure's on
i made the first episode
wow
it hit like over like 100 something k at this point
you know
oh shit for real
yeah
like it's been growing pretty quick
thanks everybody
thanks for coming for the warhammer
and staying for the baja
yeah
thank you so much
wow
i'm sorry you all had to stay for this episode
this is great
i want every episode to be like this
this is killing
yeah
i love it when my face hurts from laughing so much
i haven't even gotten to the dating sim episode yet
oh yeah
oh we're getting there baby
so if you use the aim combat option
you can negate the penalties for firing into melee
instead of taking the regular aim bonus
oh god i should have played a harlequin
oh my god
and none of them are uh uh rank two
you have to be rank three to be a harlequin
oh yeah
so when we hit rank three
alden can die
and he can play a harlequin
the voice is
you have not used your movement action right
correct
so i would like to aim
the aim option allows you to sacrifice your movement
to focus on aiming a weapon
if you aim
you cannot make a movement
but gain plus one bonus die
to range attack test
as you make this turn
you may also use aim
to ignore the penalty of firing at a target
engage in melee
but of course
interesting
you have dearest alden in front of you
which is shooting through cover
and with all that
some weapons powerful
blah blah blah
make a text test
blah blah
front of the fence
basically it'd be
like uh
that's up to thurston
i like how you did like
all this fucking
like
what the
like you were just like
carry the twelve
do the
yeah thurston's gonna figure that out
well
here's the thing
i'm not the game master
and i didn't want to say what it was
because you might disagree with it
i was trying to be a good player
by going through the rules
like you could do it for fourth
so next time i'll burn the fucking book
i was trying to be a good player
i was like okay
i know like
i was just so fucking happy
because i saw all the options of cover types
and i'm like
if i'm saying one
it's incorrect
because i would be overstating the player game master relationship
so i stopped
oh my god
i'm sorry for being respectful
roose
roose
give yourself a hero point
thank you
hey wait
you mean a
a wrath
no i mean a hero point
i'll put it on a kingmaker campaign
come on
i don't think i've forgotten
i get a hero point next set
from uh
next pathfinder set
yeah
you know
everyone from this campaign
is gonna
gonna show up to the rock grind reboot
and be like
we all have fucking hero points
and because erno could make this
and be like
fuck all of you guys
all right
all right
all right
this baja blast sucks
so uh
fucking make an attack
fucking just roll dice
here you go
perfect
exactly what i needed to have happen
hey thurston
hey thurston
yeah
yeah
sacred machine oil
oh fuck
yeah that's right
you didn't use it
this
this one
correct
yeah that would
that would negate it
yeah
the constant
okay very good
very good
very good
yep
you're gonna hit
you're gonna hit
one guy
yep
bang
beautiful
roll damage
did you add the
plus one
to that dice
roll
okay good
yeah
uh
it's not gonna let me roll damage
because of the complication
just ignore the complication
okay well here's the funny thing
you're just gonna kill an orc
okay
uh
roll me a d2
uh
one is the compel target
oh my god
yeah i shouldn't let him get away with it
even though he's dead
his head explodes
all right
did i get one
that
that is the end of round two of combat
let's go
we're not finishing this show man
speed run speed run speed run
boom next round
all right
ruse is gonna go
ruse looks at the guy
he's gonna stab
he goes uh
ripper
bayonet
stab
bada boom
complicate
i want to roll damage
11 damage
ap minus one
roll complication
out of ammo
doesn't matter
out of ammo
doesn't matter
out of ammo
doesn't matter
out of a weapon
stuck
i stuck it inside
of his skull
i use a simple action
or make a dn3
strength test
to get it
the hell out
uh thurston
how much
how many orcs do i kill
you kill the one remaining orc
yippee
are we still in combat
and your gripper
your ripper gun
oh yeah absolutely you are
okay that's the end of ruse's turn
he can't do anything else
he's gonna do that next turn
bam
someone else go
preferably alden
who has a gun
i i go
uh-uh
you hear
you hear a door opening
to the north
i think that's the op
you hear guttural green skin
shouting
oh shit
um who would like to go next
hmm
a weapon stuck
carona
yeah
how good are you at attempting to
you are a xenos after all
perhaps you can communicate with it
listen
myself
i just want kill ron at a turn
and be like
dad's racist
like fuck
oh my god
listen
myself
and the
uh esteemed or key
gentlemen
who are
presently about to come
and uh
rock our shit
as it were
don't tend to have a lot
in common
so maybe
we switch to plan b
eh captain
you know you swear a lot
for an elf
well
it's cause i take all the fucks
from our people
i just remembered
you're not elves
in this setting
continue
uh i'm going to
they're elves
you
you don't
you swear quite a lot
for an ale
darry
um
i'm going to
peek my head
into this room
it seems
as if
the coast is clear
keep your eyes
open
uh
so
we should see the guy
to the north
what you see
you do
what you see in here
captain alden
is the
the large room
uh
with the chandeliers
above
and the sort of
refractory area
here
but as you look
up to the north
you see
that the
the doorway
is open
to the
large scrap pile
that is in the courtyard
and all you hear
and all you hear as you
you look up is
of course i got this
they don't call me
fast stacker for nothing
and then the hefting
of something large
maybe close the door
i believe
i believe we need to act
before they manage to
gather the guns
they're gathering
move move move
and i'm actually going
to advance forward
oh dear
um
but how far can i move
to help you
remember you are
you're in warhammer world
um
you could shoot them
clear as simple
from here
if you want
yeah i i could
couldn't i
if i had ammo
oh that's right
yes that's right
oh get fucking
done
i love this game
yeah
oh man
it was within my power
i could have just said
oh yeah well you know
i have ammo of course
and then all the viewers
would have pointed it out
in the comments
but no i was armed
oh man
that's right
give yourself a
oh you got a hero
point already
yeah
there's an entire
stock that the orcs
were gathering in the
middle of these tables
as loot
of all the ammo
we need
specifically all the
ammo he dropped
they were just picking
up
yeah
they found it
yeah
we're gonna do a
whole fucking
flashback sequence
to that one commando
who's like
that guy dropped
something real funny
i gotta go get it
would be funny
four times
i know
and it would
it would remove
alden's last
wrath
i mean
it would move
mine
that's true
that's true
that's true
if you want to
spend a narrative
declaration ruse
to uh
to say
yeah
yeah
so alden can
actually get
ammo
because i think
we'll need it
so
yeah
so i'll
spend mine
so alden can
see his ammo
uh
on the table
yeah on the table
there
how do
how do this
how do this
get here
i'm gonna grab
it and reload
that's the rest
of your turn
that's my turn
that's fine
okay
i say two seconds
before getting shot
with a zap gun
the uh
the commando
had gone
that's done
okay
yeah
who would like
to go next
something happens
you don't see it
we got
Calron and Aloysius
at this point
i think
i'll go ahead
and go
just to make sure
that the good captain
at least has a little
bit of shock
absorption
if you don't mind
oh no
by all means
i'll be right here
uh
and then i'm gonna
cast a
dull pain
on the good captain
remember two
wrath dice
you're unbound
i'm
i unbound
it's not even
unbound
you could unbound
on top of this
which would be like
fucking like
four or five
wrath dice
again you can
give zero fucks
at this point
you summon
scarbrand
yeah you can
you can summon
scarbrand
i could summon
scarbrand
what if we were
friends
what if scarbrand
and i just became
friends
you're the best
anyway
yeah
your pain
is dulled
damn
and we get a crit
so give me
fucky
give me
give me
give me
give me that
of war power
you can reduce
shock
by one
extra
with the shift
you hear that
olden
she did her magic
stuff
yes
there you go
thank you
kindly
get magicked on
idiot
uh
and i'm gonna
you not call me
that i am an
officer
right
and his head
bodyguard
you're not
supposed to
insult him
sticks and stones
may break his
bones
but words will
hurt even more
i fucking love
roos
i'm so sorry
captain
i'll watch my
words next time
i'll kill you
i also love
alden
we're gonna put
that in his shirt
just alden
standing there
with i'll kill
you
i'll kill you
all right
i'm gonna cast
the conceal
uh that does
not go off
but uh
it would be funny
if it did
anyway that's my
turn
you're concentrating
but it's just
it's not gonna
there's so much
going on
it's very
it's very intense
like it's an
everyday thing
but it really
bums me out
every time
it's true
it does
um
let's see
oh i won't
do that
no that wasn't
what i wanted
at all
i want this
perfect
um
there are some
words that
occur here
um
mostly in
the guttural
orcoid
language
of the
green
skins
um
as
an orc
um
let's
like
as an orc
appears in
the doorway
uh
this orc
is different
from the
others
uh oh
he's different
from us
which means
he must be
he holds
a large
gun
in two
hands
which he
levels
looking through
the room
with wild
abandon
and glee
and then
sees
captain
aldenrush
standing there
behind the
table
uh
tempted by the
succulent
hot shot
last
uh
ammo
that he
had to
go in
and grab
oh a piece
of candy
i'll be
leaving now
and he
hefts this
brutal weapon
at you
alden
and fires
shouting out
as he does
so
little you
me gonna
get
all the
dacus
for himself
om nom
nom
wah wah
wah
uh
and he
fires
um
he
unloads
a
blistering
hail
of shells
at you
uh
uh
uh
uh
uh
uh
one second
i have to
make this
public
sorry
what do
you mean
uh oh
i don't
know why
it did
that
uh
reveal
temper
uh
uh oh
that's why
uh oh
um
he'll crit
you
alden
actually
yes
yes
my defense
is five
that'll still
hit because
he got five
successes
and would he
be in cover
all right
all right
all right
i'll
then i am
going to
spend a rune
a personal
rune point
off this
character
there we
go uh
so that'll
give me two
more which
will hit
um
guaranteed
um
this mahogany
table must be
like
i'm afraid
thurston
you leave me
no choice
i'll simply
have to do
it
take the
damage i mean
please tell me
what happened
yeah
i was just
waiting i'm like
this motherfucker
is gonna be like
all right
i was actually
kind of scrolling
through a guy
like can you
like hit the
deck in some
way
only against
area weapons
and and i
and and this
is not him
firing it like
full auto or
anything this is
just him coming
in and taking
a shot
yeah
um with this
fucking cannon
um if i
fired full auto
i would have
had more dice
to hit and
shit so and
but that would
have potentially
leave
it's pretty
funny
anyways i'm gonna
roll damage
so i'm gonna do
14 damage to you
okay that's quite a
bit uh i'm going
to roll my
determination
my resilience
will soak
seven of it
okay so seven
will go through
damage there
yeah make sure
to put in the
yeah and the
when you roll
the determination
they have to
put in the
wounds would
be seven
okay so you
will take two
shock and five
wounds take two
shock and five
wounds giving
me the same
thing it was
before we took
this rest
oh my goodness
i've been shot
i'm gonna roll
the critical hit
now
ah overpowering
assault a stunning
blow sends the
foe lurching away
since it's blurred
by the brutal
impact uh you
suffer two shock
and are staggered
i've been shot
just like lord
admiral nelson
staggered means
your speed is
reduced by half
you can't run or
sprint and it
lasts until the
end of your next
turn so you are
going to move at
half your speed
basically
based and you
can't can't run or
anything um and
that does two more
shock to you what's
your shock at
oh my shock is
uh far surpassed
by now i'm now
at uh shock
six out of how
much oh well
before you did
this i had five
out of six okay
okay so you then
take oh well no
we we decided not
to do the spillover
so the next time
you take shock
that just converts
to wounds right
okay just be aware
of that as you
take this solid
shell from this
mech
uh and that
will be big
mech
fast deck
does go who
would like to
go next
oh this is left
i believe
i think that
yeah the only
person yeah
because alden
land and then
elosis yeah
wow that looks
terrifying in there
i don't want to
get my head
shut off instantly
hey then you
can put my head
on your body
and then we
could be like
whatever that
word is
compla
compla
whatever is
is is is
what
well if you
don't have a
head and i'm
just a head
you said get
your head blown
off i was
dead yeah
whatever
i know what
you are doing
there's there's
several pieces
of terran
media that
but this
is stupid
i'm not going
in that room
uh roos
how are you
looking buddy
i'm ready
to do my
job sure
you are ready
to do your
job that's
wonderful
uh i'm
gonna use
my combat
action to
try and
wait no
no i'm not
i i do
have one wrath
i could use
it but i feel
like it'd be
better served
waiting for
combat
yeah unless
you want to
come over
the roos and
help him get
his gun out
of this orc
skull
oh that's
right you're
getting still
fucking trapped
in the skull
yes oh this
is fun
i'm having
fun are you
having fun
i'm having
fun
so uh
kelrana would
you be so
kind as to
move your token
back for like
one second
i got you
no no no it
locked me in
now i'm stuck
inside of you
oh oh oh
how embarrassing
you're still a
laundry traveler
tas dingle
assalamualaikum oh
my god hi roos
uh yeah let's
try and fix this
orc skull
uh what do i
need to
it's just a
help action
uh sorry go
ahead i'll just
let you make the
check based on
the complications
it's a simple
action like a
dn3 strength
test
yeah it's just
strength the
voices
okay it's yeah
it's just it's
just strength
that's it
yeah
so yeah
should should i
be the one to
just make it
then or should
i wait for
yeah yeah if
you're helping
if you're helping
yeah that's awesome
i have strength
i can start
running forward
and start
shooting you
could roll a
six and a
five that's
true
hmm yeah
hmm
okay or you
could just do
something to like
explode the
head
yeah
exploding the
head yeah
uh how
thurston what's
the toughness on
an orc's skull
if the orc can't
defend itself
it's dead
i mean i mean
if you're looking
to like break it
out of its skull
i'd let you um
i you know what
i'd let you do
i'd let you make
an attack on a
difficulty one with
like a ranged
weapon if you've
got just to blow
it up
i do i have both
my arc pistol and
i have my last
pistol which i don't
use the last
pistol
yeah you could just
draw your last
pistol and like pop
off the head to
make it easier like
we'll make it so
that the weapon's
freed i'd let you
do that
i'll do that i
will attack with
my last pistol
absolutely
it's still on
my statue
arc pistol it
is
yeah just
fire with the
arc pistol it's
fine
okay yeah you
blow it off okay
it's fine um
sorry yeah and
you crit the head
excellent job i
was i was
actually i was
actually gonna go
for a bit where
it's like oh
well um you
critic you you
complicate and
technically uh
rusa's in combat
with the head
still but you
succeeded so
don't worry
oh uh yeah i'm
not going in
that room
however ruse you
can feel free to
go in there and
fight that big
mech uh oh
right you're stuck
here
head explodes
there you go
yeah
new round
new round
all right i am
going first
okay
yup
i don't know how
much longer i
have
okay new round
all right
all right
oh
captain
holding myself
over the table
my gun reloaded
i'll point it
at this bloody
orc
i can't protect you
from this
what hell's
heart
i stab at
thee
what a hell
shut up you
idiot
and i
am going to
take that ammo
clip and empty it
immediately
immediately
by full
autoing
the orc
that shot me
and hopefully
getting some
revenge
i'm actually
very smart
for it
as you
fire
actually i
went to
college
actually i
you know
i'll wait to
one
salvo is
four
so i add
four to
the ed
right
so you
are full
auto
yeah i am
full autoing
only on this
guy
you can
full auto
empty your entire
clip firing at the
target
magazines
sometimes
you can make a
full auto range
attack to gain a
number of bonus
die to your
attack test
equal to the
weapon salvo
value so
whatever salvo
it is
that's the
attack roll
not the
damage roll
but you can
shift if you
get more
very good
all right
let's rock
gotta help out
there so i'm
sorry
no no no i
appreciate it
no no i really
do
there's a lot
of weird weird
all right
things here
that's seven
successes with
two shifts
possible
that's right
you can shift
i will shift
so so do you
know how to do
that when i
shift i can
shift them to
damage right
so two
that's it'll
automatically
yeah yeah
if you click
on them
yeah click
the dice
right click
them and do
shift the
damage
oh actually one
of them you
want to shift
to sorry you
want to click
one of them
shift it to
glory if you
want to glory
out of this and
then the other
one you can
shift it and
shift it to
it yeah you
can do each
six different
yeah and you
can only do you
can only get one
glory though so
what you probably
want to do is do
an extra damage and
an extra glory
because glory can
excellent okay i
don't know let
someone interrupt
that would make
sense yeah for
some reason it
just isn't working
properly on me
okay great all
right let's roll
damage
holy shit what
um that's not
right um
that's not right
that's not right at
all i mean why
not it's just the
rules thurston
i mean you have to
follow this
i hear there's so
many dice
what happened
i i assume
imagine you
probably typed
something in
somewhere that
was not that
and uh that's
what i'm guessing
because what's
your so one
two three four
five six you
don't roll
what's six in
your ballistic
skill right
what's what's
the damage and
ed on your
weapon yeah
so no no
no that's just
a hit though
not i was
saying that he
might have added
the extra die
on the that's
yeah yeah for
sure that is
probably what
happened all
right my
damage is 10
my ed with
my salvo is
five it is
not 27
one one sec
one sec
one sec
one sec
with your
salvo again
the salvo only
applies to the
to hit not
to the damage
so what is
your base ed
on the weapons
damage one
so you
shifted one
and that shift
gives you an
extra damage
point okay
so you would
be 10
plus two
dice
all right
yeah so
roll those two
dice
four up
i understand
roll it one
at a time
you can drag
that d6 icon
to the middle
of the screen
and you know
just roll it
do it one
at a time
so you can see
it okay
sure
now you got
two
and
five
okay so one
extra damage
cool
uh all right
so
sorry but you
do it that way
it's just easier
for chat to see
and record
and all that
oh yeah
because it
doesn't show
the dice
otherwise
okay so
your hot shot
volley gun
is so that's
going to be
11 damage
with two
ap
on two
slightly less
impressive
20 god damn
seven
all right so
it's going to
be five
six i will
spend the
second point
of personal
rune so
don't don't
reduce this
uh to do
determination
here
oh that's
no good
okay
uh so
he seems
very panicked
now but he
tanks it
he takes
he takes a
fucking grazing
shot on his
shoulder but
he's like
panting heavily
he's hefting
up his
weapon getting
ready
how many
personal runes
does that guy
have
two
okay
i spent one
before and
i know i'm
just making
sure
yeah
cool
all right
that's my
turn
uh would
anyone like
to spend a
glory to
interrupt at
this point
nope
my my
thing our
overlay is not
one i think
we got none
oh i've been
fucking with
resisting no you
haven't you have
one glory
i was trying to
get her overlay
fixed i was like
why is the
button i was
clicking the
wrong button
um i will
interrupt i'm gonna
get roose up
there uh so
roose was in
the point uh
basically roose
kind of looks at
a loisus and
then kill rana
and he'll kind
of look at
alden who's
just getting
shot up and
messed up he
takes his
paper hat and
he hands it to
a loisus and
goes
he's hurt i
don't deserve
that yet
oh but i'm
gonna earn
it and roose
charges out
and
earn your
stripes my
boy
uh he's
basically
going to
rush all the
way over
uh charges a
straight line i
believe right
i believe so
but
yeah we'll
we'll just
super duper
double check
because it's
kind of awkward
with like a
like a slight
move up to
double your
speed so it's
not no there's
no um you have
to move at least
four meters
excellent double
your speed
uh so it'll be
12 yeah
that'll be 12
that'll be
awesome so
roose is gonna
just charge this
guy um this
charges or just
with the heavy
stubborn or but
just the heavy
just you know
machine gun
um
first versus
coming up
bayonet at the
ready
because he's
charging and he
gets an extra
die it's gonna be
two bonus die
got that fixed
double check that
he comes up
he just tries to
stab into him
uh got everything
right yep
that's gonna be
seven successes
uh i believe i
can shift some
of that to
glory because
his dm you
can shift
whoa
yeah you can
shift one you
have one shift
there are you
sure because
oh sorry you've
got two you've
got two yeah
sorry sorry you've
got sorry i did i
didn't see the one
you're good so
um yeah i'm gonna
shift one to
damage we'll shift
one to glory just
so our team can
have a glory when
we need it so
yeah that's it
over uh and
now roose is
gonna go and
just kind of stab
into him he did
not too super
great on his
extra damage
rolls but it's
gonna be 10
damage ap minus
one okay 10
damage ap minus
one i got you
sir you're not
gonna go down
like all those
others not
again not
again and he
just stab it
into this orc
10 damage he is
still up damn
he takes it and
stares at you
like wide-eyed
stares at you
you take on
pretty
oh sorry i
don't know why
it moved
um and he's
just staring
wide-eyed red
like breathing
heavily
um that's your go
yep he's gonna go
he drops the gun
uh-oh
takes out a
chain chopper
which does not
uh provoke any
kind of reaction
uh and then he
is gonna
only when you
disengage like
run away
yep so he is
going to
go at you with
a chain chopper
uh-oh
staring at you
roosh
your problem is
your eyes is on
me
um
i'm just gonna
go with the
chain chopper
he hits
oh
he crits you
and has three
shifts possible
oh no
oh no
i'm gonna
just
just a little
shifting here
we're gonna
shift all that
for damage
i'm gonna
roll the uh
the damage
first
oh fuck
damage
as he just
fucking tears
into you
with this like
chain chopper
which you know
looks like a chain
like a like an
almost mockery
version of a
stardis chainsword
yeah
bulbous and
large and just
is tearing
and all of you
hear this and
and like
the good captain
you know
all the you
see this happen
you just hear this
as it tears
in
um
and then the
critical
effect
oh let's
see it
uh oh
oh oh god
it's also
uh oh god
unspeakable
carnage
a geyser
of gore
erupts
from the
wounds
you suffer
five mortal
wounds
good lord
oh my
god
um
who's
uh
this thing
like
just
fucking
tears
into you
so how
many
we got to
figure out
how many
of that
is going
to be
total
so i'm
gonna roll
determination
yeah
so i
suffered
for free
five mortals
i can't really
do much
against
uh
one
one option
here is to
calculate the
the total
because
how many
wounds do
you have
total
oh yeah
don't worry
i'm worried
about annihilation
because we
can't deal
with anything
with the
five mortals
just yet
that's why
we have to
determine
this for
the single
attack
i i i i'm
actually not
thinking i'm
going to
annihilate you
i actually
think it
might make
sense not
to determine
it because
then you
can keep
your shock
because it
won't remember
it doesn't
kill you
outright it
just takes
you down
and gives
you a
traumatic
so
annihilation
says i
am dead
well yeah
but what i'm
saying is is i
don't think
annihilation
triggers here
we'll see
though yeah
it says if
you suffer
from a
single attack
that afflicts
more than
double your
maximum
wounds that
i would say
that yeah
what's add
for it
what's what's
your what's
your mac
what's your
maximum
wounds though
10 so i'd
have to do
20 damage
i'm not doing
20 damage
unless you
know
no i i
can't i
can't do 20
damage here
i mean my
resilience is
nine so
yeah that's
what i mean
so you're
gonna take
eight and
13 that's
why i'm
saying you're
gonna go
down the
biggest thing
that i would
say here
is actually
don't
don't
determine it
because then
you take
the shock
don't
determination
it just
take it
because you
go to you
go to max
wounds and
then you just
take the the
memorable injury
right it's only
after you take
that first
memorable injury
or damage
after that that
you start
fucking going
into danger
town
because once
once you are
in this game
once you are
um fucking
like taking
taking your
your max
wounds right
you become
dying so
once your max
wounds you
can't go over
your max
wound so
you're dying
um you fall
prone and take
a memorable
injury that
that's just
what happens
um whenever
you take any
amount of
damage that
would cause
like basically
any wound
while you are
in the dying
condition you
get traumatic
injuries and
you can only
have so many
traumatic injuries
before you die
so you're
better not
determining this
because you're
going to go
down regardless
so you might
as well keep
the shock for
when someone
heals you like
the loisus or
whatnot
yeah i'm just
trouble checking
to make sure
like shock
still doesn't
like magically
appear in some
weird way that
that was the
only thing i was
kind of going
for i thought
about that too
but i was like
yeah because
regardless
i was making
sure you know
shock doesn't
magically come
off you're
like oh hey
guess what
you can spend
wrath to get
more shock
but that's
about it
yeah it turns
to a whole
complicated thing
yeah i'll go
with the advice
uh so i'll
just go
yeah
okay so this
thing tears
into you
roll me a d6
for your traumatic
or your
your memorable
injury
yeah so for
my traumatic
injury that's
going to be a
two for my
arm
you suffer a
severe injury
to your arm
uh wait no
this is not a
traumatic i think
you get memorable
yeah memory
so two is
going to be
battle scar
i have i have
some my
fingers go
missing
yeah yeah
yeah so you
you lose a
finger i lose
my ring as
like your ring
finger as you're
like trying to
combat this thing
and it's just
tearing into you
with his chainsaw
and and roost your
eyes are just a
light as the sky
is tearing into
you um that
will be the
mechs so roost
is gone uh the
mech has gone
that leaves
aloysis and
kelrana who
would like to
go
oh shit that
looks really bad
so oh
i'm i'm not sure
i can get up to
and stabilize him
in time
i can try to buy
us at least a
little bit try and
get in his head
that might be
ideal
all right
going in
good luck
you know things
aren't looking
great um you
know what might
tip the scales
here out of
roshi
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
going super
saiyan
going super
saiyan
this might be
the time to
go super
saiyan
chat just
just just
just bear with
me i'm never
gonna give this
up i need i
need to try to
convince to
convince her just
once to give like
fucking five
wrath dice please
it's all i
believe
all right well
my speed is
six so remember
you have to declare
everything before you
do it though so
you have to like
say like i'm doing
this and then i'm
doing these powers
before we resolve
them because it
does increase
difficulty if you
do some of the
non like standard
things yes uh
first i'm gonna
move up behind
the good captain
um compel is
oh it's only
five meters
that is
yeah it's not
that close
um
you have to get
closer
i can move
uh i have speed
six so i can i can
get pretty far
i would need to
get here
yeah i need to
get there-ish
that's two
four
oh i can't get
close enough for
compel
damnation
hmm
our nation
what about
what about
smite
uh
i can smite it
i can smite it
and he already
took a good hit
from from
bruce right
like
uh let's
see
if i go
yeah i'm
confident if he's
one meter
five meters
oh i can get
right there and
that'll get me in
right for compel
okay uh and i
think that that's
probably my best bet
unless he's like
really really low
and we just he's
looking pretty beat
up he's looking
really beat up
um
you could also
try both and
just increase the
difficulty by two
but you could
offset that
difficulty increase
by going super
safe
you are not
gonna let this
go
i love random
tables
chat is with
me on this
every single
time we played
you know war
hands with
lauren every
single time
and unballed
the entire party
was like
motherfucker
oh not
again
not again
not again
not again
i'm already
unbound
i already
no you're
not
no you're
accidentally
it's not
technically
unbound you
could actually
go full super
saiyan here
and literally
roll three
extra raft
dice for four
raft dice
total you
could just
fucking take
it to the
limit and
just do it
just do it
yeah and i'm
gonna drop a
fucking
i'm gonna drop
scarp right there
chat maybe
maybe do it or
no balls is not
the best way to
do it you
won't do it
go unbound you
won't go stupid
go crazy
go stupid
go crazy
i think it's bad
for all of us
if we go if i go
unbound so you
know what i will
i will
yeah
let's go
peer pressure
works
how many psychic
powers are you
using
are you gonna
try to compel
and i highly
recommend you
smite i'm gonna
smite you can do
both you can do
both smite i'm
going to smite him
because if he looks
like he's on his
last legs then i
think i might have
enough damage to
finish it hell
yeah
head off smooth
so yeah fuck
it uh unbinding
just gives me the
extra wrath
correct so it's
so it's um if
you go full
unbound because
there's like the
two levels
yeah the two
tiers i'm going i'm
going one tier
oh why why why
don't you go the
full tier okay
um so you can go
unbound which is
plus one
yeah plus one
or you could go
transcendent
and that's plus
two
i'm gonna go
unbound
okay so you're
gonna get three
so two two extra
wrath dice okay
okay okay
we're half balling
here we're half
balling
thirst and hillman
yes
peer pressure
peer pressure
all right
all right
fuck you
fuck you
rolling it
and i did
complicate one
beautiful
it's not the
full three
it's okay
not the full
i didn't complicate
more than one
would you
it's true
would you like
to know how
bad it could
have got
yeah
yeah it could
get really bad
so there's some
like of the
higher levels
they would have
to roll
because eventually
you start rolling
to where it's
like okay
or you get
like you know
11 or 12
it's like oh
flickering lines
yeah i have
flight lights
kind of do stuff
that's kind of
the lower end
on the higher end
it's like
eye of the gods
yes
and it's like
80 mortals
in 20 minutes
like like
within 20 meters
must make a dn7
corruption test
and those who succeed
get a wrath point
uh but then
there's like psychic
overload
you suffer 2d6
mortal wounds
gain 1d3
points of corruption
all the creatures
in 10 meters
suffer 1d3
mortal wounds
and must make
toughness tests
or i'm blinded
and
or you get
like dark passenger
the demon enters
your mind
the demon looks
out through your
eyes and blah blah
blah blah
wow
there's some fun
stuff in there
oh there's also
the summoning's
83 to 84
so you can summon
a demon
which appears
25 meters in front
of you
so
you know
it's far less
cool than the
old dark heresy
ones
uh all right
roll uh roll
perils for us
you know what
i will
all the lights
go out
yay
yay
it's dark now
all the lights
go out
oh my oh my god
okay thank you
this is the best
what does that mean
oh you'll see
uh roll damage
oh no
roll damage
roll damage
i i know
what three mortals
okay okay
okay so
a couple things
happen here
uh first of all
first of all
you send
i assume your
smite is like
bio eldari
lightning that
like juts out
from your hands
yeah
it's it's just
like
crackles
blue lightning
that melds
with the flesh
and just
starts to
break it down
from the inside
out
biomancy
shit
yeah
yeah
all right
so as that
happens
there is like
a crackling
um
a
an energy
that cooks
the flesh
of this orcoid
uh the green skin
like with the
with the chopper
still in rushish
like
his skin
begins to
flay off
and he just
lets out
those
as he combusts
from inside
but again
those last
sort of words
that you all
heard
the
the pause
statement
of
your eyes
are on
me
as his flesh
is baked
away
and with that
the lights
cut
the flickering
lights
cause
every piece
of illumination
here
you're
you're
all
drenched
in
complete
darkness
only the
barest
of the
rising
moonlight
of the
planet
peers
through the
open door
to the
north
uh
ruse
as you
are sort
of
standing
there
still
severely
wounded
you look
back into
the
abject
darkness
to yourself
um
all you
can see
is the
flickering
afterlight
of
kelrana
um
as the
as the
lightning
dies
from her
from her
outstretched
hand
and a
moment
later
there is
a
second
later
there is
a strange
sound
like a
something
dropped
and then
a
like
like some
kind of
friction
sound
and then
there's a
thump
and that
thump
is far
louder
to
captain
alden
rosh
who is
in complete
darkness
and all
he hears
from behind
him
the big
guy
shouldn't
have left
you alone
as
the orc
boss
goes
now
and proceeds
to try
to drive
a blade
into your
back
uh-oh
that's
not good
oh
let's
see
how
this
he's
going to
use
first of
all
he gets
to do
three things
as part
of this
this is
a special
rule
the first
off
is he
makes a
stealth
test
by your
defense
what's
your defense
with the
conceal
it was
five
five
excellent
okay
that
will not
succeed
so you feel
that that is not
the attack
though
you feel
that like
the way he
came down
there was a
potential
that that
rope could
have wrapped
around you
and restrained
you
i see
might i ask
you a question
thurston
yeah yeah
for sure
since i've
been able to
overcome his
stealth test
could i make
a narrative
declaration
that
sensing something
was wrong
i dropped my
hotshot volley
and drew my
power sword
before he
attacked me
just as a
precaution
okay
yes i'll
allow that
as the sort
of light
falls because
you want
your parry
bonus i
get you
yes yes
um however
he is going
to get
something else
after this
one sec
here
what's your
resolve
four
two
okay um
so i'm gonna
get a point
of rune
for this
um
you you
feel this
like rope
coming around
you he
intimidates
you with
it
this is
going to
um
actually uh
pop you
into the
feared condition
it's going
to give you
feared condition
as you
like draw
your blade
but you
don't know
where this
target is
the lights
illuminating
around you
um you're
sort of
you're sort
of concerned
you're not
sure exactly
what's going
on and
then the
slow blade
pierces
and you're
gonna have a
dn of six
for your
um defense
now is that
correct that is
correct seal in
the parry
oh i am
going to
to stab
if you
if oh
indeed
i
aid
comes yes
can't take
any shock
i assume
unless he
does six
damage
well let's
find out
he'll probably
put you down
as well
let's find
out
as to
big chopper
comes
oh sorry
for some
reason i'm
just gonna do
the thing
that zoran did
which is i'm
for some reason
it didn't include
the damage
correctly and i
don't know why
so i'm just
gonna yeah
that's fine i
wasn't shifting
anything anyway
so 15 damage
so that'll just
again take you
to take you to
zero and then
roll a d6
for me please
you got it
three
okay cool
so for this
as as this
happens and
and roos as
you're sort of
like again up in
the light the
last thing you
you you see
is your captain
in darkness
and then this
then this like
crunching stab
sound i assume
the captain lets
it a gasp as
well um
there is there
is like a the
way that the
blade cuts
across you it
goes over some
of your leathers
across your back
and and it's so
fast and and
just well
pointed that it
causes like a
burn across your
back as the
leather is pulled
down
giving you a
bad back
scar
nasty
oh
uh
aloysis you're
up
what uh
since he did
intimidation then
attacked what is
the dn
he has a special
thing that's what i
mentioned if he
basically gets an
ambush off on you
he can do three
things yep yep
yep yep
yep yep it's only
when he ambushes
which is why you
hides yep cool
uh all right
aloysis you're up
okay uh you're in
pitch darkness
though i guess you're
kind of illuminated
because you have the
burning pyre behind
you still
so i i will i will
allow you to sort
of see the shadowy
figure that is right
behind the good
the good captain
right um and you
see this and then
you just hear the
this whispering voice
from your chest
touch him that's
captain sly stabber
sneakiest mock
blessed ork around
i see he earned
his name well
yeah he's sly and
he stabs
it yeah it's not
exactly a depth to
that you orks and
your names
what is sly stabber
and fast dacker
and yeah
is that it
i mean
john
john
that's john
oh he's scary
here here here's the
here's the the deep
lore fast dacker is
the name of my uh
of my best friends
orc war boss
and i just
he has
that's so cute
don't put easter
eggs in your
writing turnovers
your author self
uh so what are
you gonna do
elisa
that's fucking
excellent
uh
yes
yes
yes
i know that the
orc is there
now you'll have to
remind me if
you can catch a
character something
equivalent to
flat-footed or
flanked
um it's more of
like unaware
um he's definitely
aware of you
um but he doesn't
view you because
you're a nerd as a
threat
i see
okay
so
i don't know where
roose is
it's pitch dark
and the only person
i can see
is the
grievously wounded
captain
and
slis been stabbed
in the back
and and the big
orc boss
and the last
thing you probably
saw was
kelrana being
like i've got
this then the
crackling electricity
and the lights
went out and the
screaming pain and
and yeah
i can't wait to
blame kelrana for
all this
oh it's gonna be
great
come on i was
saving my friend
how many wounds do
you have all
them
oh i have six
excellent
as in as in
no no no no
as in full
as in full
as in he has
taken all of
his wounds
yeah i'm down
oh
fucking awesome
uh
help with anything
you would you
technically you
would say that uh
lois is blinded
technically in terms
of rolls right
no i'm giving i'm
allowing him to
see because the
the firelight is
like giving him
the silhouette
it's more just
like from the
other direction
it was kind of
weird but there's
enough firelight
that he can kind
of see
so if i were to
say actually
i can't move up
yeah okay
cool do remember
that there are
melee so if you
want to shoot
them you gotta do
the aim action
the nasa for a
penalty or or
you could not be
a wuss and shoot
without aiming and
maybe hit the
captain that's
awesome i'm just
gonna take your
bait here thirsty
because i don't
want to shoot our
downed captain i'd
rather not fish for
a player death
so i'm gonna aim
i'm gonna aim and
i'm gonna try and
blow this dude's
head off smooth
it's gonna be the
first time we shot
each other in this
game that's true
ironically it won't
be the fucking last
all right no it
won't
all right arc
pistol i got a
bonus to aim
because my dice
pool here we
go okay
that is seven
successes with
two shifts
but that's
shifting the
damage
shifting the
damage
yep
i'm gonna roll
the extra
there we go
ahead yeah next
time click the
sixes there and
say apply so
shift the damage
oh okay that's
what that's for i
forgot that you
can click them
yes okay
yes uh all
right so two
extra i think
right yeah yes
yeah roll a four
and a five you did
17 minus one
one sec
one sec i need to
make sure something
stupid doesn't
happen here
understood one
sec it does
you better not make
me shoot a grain on
him
no no no i was
just i was making
sure of something i
it was a star finder
ism that was in my
head and it was
different okay
hammer so uh
all right um
start crossing i
mean there's been
several they do
they do so so so
so for yeah for
for reference the
arc trait in path
finder and star
finder is um it
arcs to nearby
targets um and i
need and i needed
to make sure that
was not the case
because that would
have been yeah
um and i wanted
to make sure that
was the case all
right um
captain
hi captain
um
sec
all right
you shoot
two things happen
one
you cook him
but as part of you
cooking him
he gets to do
one final
reflexive action
in which as you
are pumping streams
of energy into him
the arc again
searing him
he comes up to
you
and takes one
retaliatory swing
with his big
chopper
oh
uh-oh
uh-oh
oh that's a lot
some
it's a good amount
yes
um
oh
he will do
13 damage
oh
which
um
will hurt
a lot
yeah it will
you will take a
traumatic injury
that i will
are we about to
get tpk'd by
orcs
not yet
well okay
i don't have a
determination
can i
um
well let's
let's do the math
here what's your
resilience
your resilience
is five
so there'll be
eight wounds
that go through
you can do
actually
it might
you actually
have a ton
of wounds
i forgot about
that so
i might
yes
oh wait
your shock
is full
though
so you
can't
oh
fuck
yeah
you're
right
because
because
because
someone just
used psychic
powers
willy-nilly
and got
perils
and caused
you all
to get
shock
earlier
yeah i don't
know why
they would
yeah why
why they
would ever
i'm gonna kick
your ass
i'm gonna kick
your ass
uh roll me a
d6 helgi
okay
one
cool you too
lose a finger
that's okay
i'll put
another one
on
and with
that
captain
slice
staba
stares
as you
arc him
and cook
him alive
look at
you
oh
was
the
snake
and then
he dies
well
nothing
a bit
of
elbow
crease
and new
servos
can't
fix
and i
think
that's
where we'll
call
this
session
oh
bosses
are down
players
are feeling
it
we got
a
siker
losing
their
damn
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