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Produced by Daniel Aharonoff: Welcome to 'Fennell's Fables,' where humor isn't just an act—it's a lens through which we view the world. Hosted by Trey Fennell, this podcast is your weekly escape into a realm where comedy meets reality. From biting social commentary to hilarious personal anecdotes, each episode is a crafted blend of wit, humor, and real-talk. Inspired by the audacious spirit of comics like Dave Chappelle, 'Fennell's Fables' pulls no punches and leaves no topic untouched. Whether we're dissecting politics, exploring human relationships, or just sharing a laugh at life's absurdities, this is the place where every jest strikes a chord. Tune in, laugh out loud, and think a little deeper—because here, every fable has its truth.
Well, well, well - folks, let's dive right in, shall we? We live in a world where our phones are smarter than us. You ever notice that? I mean, my phone reminds me to breathe! Like, man, I've been doing it since birth, but thanks for the heads up -
And what about those A.I. personal assistants? Siri, Alexa, Google Assistant, they're all in cahoots. They're like the mean girls of high school, always whispering secrets to each other about us. "Hey, Siri, did you hear about Trey's latest online purchase? He bought a self-help book titled 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising'. Ha, no wonder he's single!" -
But hey, we can't really blame technology, can we? We're the ones who can't remember our own grocery lists. We've outsourced our brains to our pockets. It's like we're living in a sci-fi movie, but instead of fighting the machines, we're just asking them to order pizza -
Speaking of pizza, isn't it strange how the same people who refuse to put pineapple on their pizza are totally okay with anchovies? I mean, I don't know about you, but if I had to choose between a sweet tropical fruit and a salty, hairy fish... well, let's just say I'd rather not ruin my pizza with low tide flavor -
And who decided that anchovies were a good pizza topping anyway? It's like they were in a brainstorming meeting and someone was like, "Hey, you know what people love? Tiny fish. Let's put 'em on pizza." It's like they're trying to make us eat sushi the wrong way -
But enough about fishy pizzas. Let's talk politics. No, wait, don't run away! I promise, it's not as scary as it sounds. You know, they say politics is just show business for ugly people. But with all the plastic surgery and botox going around, I'm not sure that's true anymore. These days, if you squint really hard, you might just mistake your local congressman for a Kardashian -
Speaking of Kardashians, isn't it funny how the same people who can't stand them still know everything about them? It's like we're all in this weird love-hate relationship with celebrities. We say we don't care about their lives, but deep down, we're all just a little curious about what Kim's latest perfume smells like -
And isn't that just the irony of our times? We're obsessed with people we don't know, we trust machines more than our own brains, and we put fish on pizza. Maybe our phones are right. Maybe we do need a reminder to breathe. After all, it's a crazy world out there - and it's only getting crazier.