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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
What's up? It's Viktor Wilt. Good morning. Looking through the news, and it looks like everybody's still talking politics as you'd expect. Now it's an election year.
Been a lot of upheaval in the political world, so we're gonna be putting up with this for probably the next year because you know anymore we can't just have the election and have it be over. No matter what goes down, there's gonna be a ruckus. The whole thing is just so annoying. You know, right now, it's all talking about the swing states. I gotta say, I think that the electoral college system personally is really stupid.
Alright. I get the point of it to try to give smaller states like ours a little bit more power. But I decided to pull up a Wikipedia page that showed who has won the popular vote throughout all of our elections. Alright? The popular votes just we add up all the votes.
You know, it it's how you do every election aside from the presidential election. Whoever gets the most votes wins. And I pulled up the results, and and there have only been, like, a few times. Let's see. 1, 2.
Was that it? Only oh, okay. 34. Those are back a long time ago. I'm not sure when the electoral college was implemented.
I mean, there have only been a handful of times where the, popular vote didn't correlate with the electoral college. So why don't we just get rid of that and just go with the popular vote? Because, generally, the popular vote matches up with with who wins. Like I said, just a handful of times that it hasn't because it puts way too much power in the hands of just a few states. That's why politicians, they only go to, like, 6 states.
Yeah. That's it. 5 or 6, something like that. They're not out campaigning in the big cities. Like, well, these are all big cities, you know, that they end up campaigning in in the swing states, but they're, like, they're not gonna go to places like Chicago or New York or LA or, you know, any of these places because it's kinda like around here.
We know how the voting is gonna go. They don't need to. All that matters in our national election is what happens in, like, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Nevada, Arizona, Michigan. That's it. The only states that matter.
So I get again why we have the electoral college system for the presidential election, but I don't think it's working because all of that political money just gets dumped into those states. And I think things could get a lot more interesting if we forced all these political candidates to really try to appeal to everybody nationwide rather than those few states. Because these politics, they don't give a crap when it comes to campaigning about anything except those states. It's dumb. It's dumb.
And, again, generally, generally, the popular vote matches up with what happens with the electoral college. I think I saw, like, 4 times in the history of our country that it that it didn't. So why not just take that route, keep it nice and easy, and spread that political money nationwide? I'm sure that, you know, local media groups you know, I'm in one of these, a local media group. I'm sure we would love some of that presidential election campaign dollar.
Do you think they're gonna spend a single cent on Idaho for for the presidential election? No. They're not going to. They don't need to. They need the votes in those 5 states, the only states that matter.
But as with anything else that doesn't make any sense, do you think we're gonna see any change? No. No. Of course not. People been brainwashed into thinking we have to do things a certain way.
So, anyway, that's that's what's on my mind with getting pummeled by politics this morning. I was reading all this stuff about the swing states. It's like yeah. I it's gotta be crazy to live in a big city. Like, you're living in New York.
The as far as political power or financial power the center of the planet and you know those votes they're they know how it's gonna go. It doesn't doesn't really matter. Yeah. The biggest city in the entire country is located in that state and, you know, politicians don't need to worry about it. It it's silly.
It's silly. The system's broken. Interesting fact about Eve 6 but I was unaware of. I've been watching the X Files with my girlfriend, and one of the episodes was called Eve. And she mentioned, yeah, I'm pretty sure Eve 6 got their name from this episode of the X Files.
Googled it up. Absolutely correct. Had no idea. Anyhow, I was looking at a thread online about cruddy tattoos. What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen tattooed on someone?
And these are the kind of stories that I think scare people away from getting tattoos. I don't think you should be worried about getting a bad tattoo. It's just a tattoo. For 1, you can always cover it up. You can get a a different tattoo and cover it up.
Also, if you're new to tattoos, get them in a place where your clothing can cover them up. If you're worried about them down the road being stupid. Like, all the tattoos I have, I got when I was 18 because that's when I could afford to do so. You know? Tattoos were much more affordable.
Everything was more affordable in general. Right now, I would love to get more tattoos, but I cannot afford that whatsoever, unfortunately. So, you know, like I would probably pick different things now for my tattoos, but I still like them because they're a reminder of when I was 18 years old and, you know, if I really hated them, I could cover them up with something else. But you know, even if you get a really dumb, terrible tattoo, it can be funny, you know, and it's just a tattoo, but it's always there. Well, again, you can cover it up, but also if it is always there, who cares?
I don't know. I guess to me, it's not that big a deal to have. I mean, I got scars like, oh, my cat scratched me and it ended up scarring out and I can't get rid of it. It's always there. And I got a scar above my eyebrow from where some piece of crap at a concert in Salt Lake hit me with a a bottle or a glass and split my eye open.
You know? That was annoying, and the scar is always there. Oh, well. Oh, well. Let's look at some of these, dumb tattoos, and I'll I'll see how dumb I think they are.
Alright. The, most upvoted comment was my dad tattooed his high school girlfriend's name on his arm and covered it up with a naked woman when they split. All right. So which part of it's the dumb tattoo? Is it the naked woman?
Now you probably shouldn't get someone's name tattooed on you unless it's like your children or something. And even then, I don't know. They could do something that would make you want to disown them. You should try to avoid disowning your children. If you can.
I would tattoo my kids' names on me, for sure. I'm really proud of my kids. They both turned out amazing. I can't believe it. Can't believe it.
There's so much better, so much better of little people than I was at their age. It's unbelievable. They're mind blowing. But anyway, even if, like I said, he covered it up. So you can get somebody's name tattooed on yourself, gives you an excuse to go get a new tattoo later.
Be careful if you're getting Cymbals tattooed on yourself. A girl thought she was getting a, I think it was a Japanese symbol that meant poison, but it actually meant fish, which is funny. You know, even if it turns out the symbol was incorrect. I don't know. To me, the what's that tattoo mean?
Fish. Why? I screwed up. It's that's a good tattoo to me. I would hope she doesn't cover it up just because it's funny.
It's a, there's a story there. Something to talk about. Let's see. My neighbor bought himself a tattoo kit for himself and offers free tattoos to his friends. He practices on himself and he has 0 artistic talent.
So you can imagine the messed up crap he has on himself. His arms look like a 5 year old has gone mental with their crayons on him. I just wish I could get some pictures of his creations. All right. Everybody's gotta learn somehow.
Right? I think your cruddy tattoos all over yourself from trying to learn how to tattoo. I think those are good tattoos. Yeah. It's your body.
All right. Just because other people think that he looks like an idiot, whatever. You know, you're only on this plan at one time. If you really wanna learn how to tattoo and you have 0 artistic talent and you wanna cover yourself in horrible tattoos, more power to you. That's what I say.
Now I don't know if I'd wanna get a tattoo from a terrible tattoo artist, but also I might just because it's funny. And I take tattoos not seriously, not seriously at all. I mean, I've I've got a big skull on my leg. Come on. I don't know what you'd call the things on my arm.
I got a lot of skulls. I got 2 skulls, and this other thing sort of skull ish. It's very metal. Alright? Very childish.
What else do we got for bad tattoos? Love me or hate me. Just accept me. But they spelled except E X C E P T instead of accept a c c e p t. That's funny too.
That's funny too. All right. If you're dumb and you you didn't read the sentence on the stencil before they started drilling into your arm or wherever you put it, I think it's funny. And how do, how do you know it wasn't intentional on their part? Maybe other people don't take tattoos very seriously.
This one's pretty funny. There was a woman who, was getting a tummy tuck. She had lost a bunch of weight. So she goes into the doctor and she had this, little cartoon cowboy on her lower abdomen or hip. And by the time the surgeon had removed the excess skin and sewed her back up, she just had a hat, just a cowboy hat.
Now that's pretty funny too. And you can add on to that one somehow. You know? See you later, partner, or so I don't know. Now this one is just the guy is dumb.
The tattoo's probably fine, but the person who has it is dumb. Guy got a tattoo of a compass and said, I got it done. So it's always showing true north. I'm guessing it points up. Some people don't understand how things work.
It's pointing. Look, It's on my chest. It's always pointing true north you're up at the sky. His friend's trying to explain to him like, dude, dude, that's not how it works. No.
Come on. Look. Well, maybe if I'm laying down no. Actually, if you're laying down, you have a better chance of it showing true north. All right, buddy.
Let's talk about shopping. How about we talk about shopping? A survey found that the average American spends 62 minutes shopping online every week, about 54 hours a year. That's more than 2 days of your life a year. Makes me feel better about the time I've spent playing, you know, red dead redemption or Zelda breath of the wild because that was many days of real lifetime.
62 minutes shopping online every week. Now I does does scrolling the Facebook market for dumb garbage, that that does count, doesn't it? I'm not as bad with the online shopping as I was in the last year. I had a lot of things I had to replace around the house. And, so I spent a lot of time online shopping.
I'm sure I contributed to this statistic here because I'm one of those guys I'll dig in, look at all the reviews and I'll smash my head against the wall going, oh, which item? I I don't know which one to get. What do I go? And then I finally pick something and usually it ends up being fine. But 62 minutes a week.
It's a lot. It's a lot of time spent wasting time, an hour every week. But okay. What's worse? Online shopping or reading Facebook.
Facebook is much worse for your mind to read through, makes you all, you know, disappointed with society. You wonder what's wrong with the world when you start looking at Facebook, like, how are people this way? How can they really think this way? We're all doomed. We're all doubt.
Yeah. I think you're better off online shopping. So no, I'm I'm I'm cool with it, but just don't blow money on things. You don't need to try to shop reasonably and don't hide purchases from your partner. I have another part of this survey is they're like 2 thirds of couples are hiding purchases from each other.
Like people are, buying shoes and hiding them in the toy box or new clothes in gym bags. What do you I don't know. I guess pea a lot of people don't pool their finances. I I don't know if you're living together and you're having to hide your new shoes. Y'all got some communication problems you gotta work out.
That's ridiculous. Don't hide purchases from me. As you can't see this new t shirt, it's totally up. You're not gonna be able to wear the clothes. All right.
If you have to hide them, what's the point? You're not gonna be able to use them. People are so weird. Just talk to one another. Be like, hey.
I saw a t shirt I really want. And then they're like, yeah. But listen, you can't wear that in public. It says horrible things. Come on.
But I really want it. I'll only wear it around the house. Okay. Alright. Alright.
Let's see. We got a Japanese brewer trying to help people drink more responsibly with a special glass that's shaped like an hourglass. I'm looking at a picture of it here. The glass to help beer go down slower. Yeah.
You know how it is. Get crack yourself a cold one and slam it down. Then you're like, oh, yeah. That was 9% IPA. What am I doing?
Out of control need the hourglass glass alright Supposedly takes about 3 times as long to drink from as a regular glass, therefore, promoting drinking at an appropriate pace. I actually I think this is a great idea. Yeah. In a monitored survey, 15 out of 16 drinkers said the glass made drinking more difficult. What about that other one out of 16?
Yeah. You can't stop me, man. No glass gonna stop me from panning this down. I'm looking, at a picture of the guy though. The bottom of the glass is filled with beer and he's got it tipped all the way back and there's nothing going into his mouth.
So I'm guessing that one out of 16 guys, like, you can't stop me. Was just already hammered. Like, it's working fine. This glass is no different from any other. He broke the glass.
Look at I'll show you a glass. Yeah. No. I do think this is a pretty good idea. However, there are only about 20 of them in existence.
So, you know, if you wanna slow down the pace of drinking worldwide, you're gonna have to get to mass manufacturing, like, ASAP, buddy, ASAP. 20 of these ain't gonna cut it. I mean, how many people we got pounding beers at the local bar right now? I don't I don't know. I've never been to the bar at 7 AM.
There's is it even open? I don't know. I don't know. Let's go find out. Oh, jeez.
No. Don't do it. Alright. Don't drink at 7 AM. Alright.
Sometimes just because you can doesn't mean you should. K. Take it from me. I've not drank at 7 AM. I'm just saying.
In general, just because you can doesn't mean you should. That's good life advice. Alright. Analyze your situation. Make a decision that's wise.
Sorry that I can't hook you up with an hourglass beer glass, but, you know, maybe eventually these will be available worldwide. And I think they need them in the age of the triple IPA. I really think these could be helpful for people. Yo. How's it going?
It's Victor Wilt. Welcome to the program. Appreciate your company. Alright. What's going on in the news here?
I've got way too many tabs open with political Reddit related news. Not gonna get into it. Not gonna get into it, but I think I'm actually enjoying reading the political news today. When's the last time you heard that out of me? I don't know.
Just seems a little bit more exciting. You know, I gotta say that all of the chaos that's happened, you know, in the last week or so, this shuffling of things, I think it's made everything a lot more interesting. Yeah. So, anyway, that's all that's all I'm gonna say about that for now. Alright.
What's going on here? Housing market looking better. That's what the news says. One news article that perhaps the housing market issues are getting better because people are starting to cut the prices they're asking for on homes in certain markets. So, you know, those of you who've been waiting and waiting and, like, oh, we wanna buy a house.
It it may potentially be improving out there. I tell you what. I would love to see those interest rates come down. I got this letter in the mail yesterday, and it was from the original lender that, refinanced my house before they, you know, sold it to somebody else. And it it was weird because it was offering like a home equity loan.
You know? Hey. We'll give you this much money, and then you get a new mortgage for this amount, and it'll be at this interest rate. And it was a significantly less interest rate than I have right now. And I'm thinking, like, okay.
Well well, wait a minute here. Couldn't I do this deal and then take all that, you know, all that money you were gonna give me and just put it back on the principal and be right where I started except a way lower interest rate. I gotta call them up and be like, what's the deal with this? Because I would sure love a lower monthly payment. That would be great.
That would be great. What they try to do, though, I'm sure, is they try to rope you into keeping that money. You know? Because they know you're gonna spend it on something. Alright.
What do I need? What do I need? Dolce and Gabbana fridge for my dying room. No. Too afraid to spend money on things that aren't, like, at least appear to be a necessity.
But it was weird. Like, have have refinance rates gone down? What what is this scam? But it was from a company I've dealt with. So far as I know, refinance rates have not come down.
I wish they had. Let's see. Rates decline as of yesterday. They still don't look great. They've declined from, yep, you know, some of the peaks we've seen recently, but still looking like the same cruddy rate I've got for the last year.
Take my money, banks. Just take it all. Okay. Sorry. Things are supposed to be improving.
That's what I've seen in the news. So we'll we'll help sell. We'll hope that things are improving because I I want people to be able to do things like buy a home or have affordable housing, you know, So you could get yourself a burger every now and again without having to stress about it with the way burgers have gotten to be as far as price goes. You should be able to not stress over a burger. Alright.
Anyway, that's the news. Oh, I found a list that I'm taking some notes on here. A list of movies that fill you with overwhelming dread. Now these type of film experiences are not for everybody, but I like them. I like them a lot.
I don't know why, especially if I'm sick. I've talked about this before. I tend to watch things that make me go, well, it could be worse. You know, documentaries about natural disasters or, yeah, horror movies and things that fill you with overwhelming dread. And a lot of the movies being named on this list, I have not seen.
I figured we'd see, like, I don't know, maybe Hereditary up toward the top. It's on the list eventually, but, yeah, that movie just got that going the whole time. Requiem for a dream. Another classic just fill you with dread as you just watch it. Like, oh, why?
Why don't these people make a different decision? Haven't watched that in a long time. I need to go back and watch it again. It always stuck with me, that movie. I've seen it a bunch of times.
I think somewhere I might even have a copy on VHS, but I should watch it again. It's an unpleasant movie. That's for sure. The movie pulse. Never heard of it.
Alright. Pulse, the original Japanese one. I always mention it when this question comes up. I guess questions about movies that fill you with overwhelming dread. Pulse.
There's also a movie called cure Japanese movie. Supposed to be pretty overwhelming. The Road. Okay. Why I've never seen The Road?
I don't know. I have multiple copies of the book. Have I read it? No. It's always on the list of, like, most disturbing reads.
Like, Jack it's probably because it was on the same list every time as Jack Ketchum's The Girl Next Door, which is a horror novel based on a true story, and it's the most bothersome thing I've ever read. I mean, it's an amazing book. Stephen King called it the scariest book he's ever read. Jack Ketchum, the way he writes is very powerful, but it's so horrible, so horrible. And the fact that it's based on a true story makes I I was talking with my girlfriend about this one time.
Like, there's that Dahmer movie on Netflix, and it's not a documentary. It's like, you know, it's a movie movie. And there's something about a well crafted piece of entertainment that, it makes that type of subject matter way more disturbing because it's just kinda playing out. You know? It's not written from a, hey.
Here's what happened, blah blah blah, talking to witnesses. The book, The Girl Next Door, I mean, it reads like any other horror novel, and it's all. So the fact that The Road's always on those lists is why I haven't read it. I think there's a copy of it sitting in my room along with the number of other Cormac McCarthy books that I've, you know I've got all these books I wanna read. And do I sit down and read?
No. I need to I need to get to it. Need to do some reading. So I need to put The Road on the list. Eden Lake and The Lodge, 2 other movies that I'm like, have I heard of these?
I don't think so. And I saw these pop up multiple times as responses from people as far as movies that fill you with overwhelming dread. I don't know. It's kinda torturous to watch that type of stuff, but I just like it. Movie that gets a visceral reaction out of me, Eden Lake and the Lodge.
Gonna have to check those out. Now I have seen Green Room. It's an a 24 movie. It's about a band that shows up to play this club. I think I think it's in Oregon.
Something like that. Anyway, they show up to play this club, and the club's run by a bunch of Nazis. And, it Yeah. It it certainly gets to the point that it fills you with overwhelming dread. Yeah.
It is a really good movie. It was really good. I liked it. When evil lurks. I don't know if I've heard of that movie.
Melancholia, same deal. The dark and the wicked. Threads. Okay. Go see long legs while it's in theaters.
I do wanna see long legs. Hopefully, it will still be in theaters in about 1 month because that's when my lady's coming to visit. That'll be nice. Go to a movie. It follows.
That's a good movie. It's a good movie. Kill list. Never heard of it. Session 9.
I haven't seen that since it was new. I'm gonna have to watch that one again. I remember really enjoying it. Session 9. And I'm gonna I'm gonna book late bookmark this list.
Booklake. Sorry. I was looking at the phrase Eden Lake again, which had popped up on the list. So yeah. If you wanna watch some bothersome film, there you go.
There's a whole bunch of them. And, again, not for not for everybody, but if you're into that kind of stuff, hopefully, the Internet ain't letting us down. Bunch of boring movies. Brick news powered by Grease Monkey voted Idaho's best oil change. Why does some people hate those scooters so much?
The electric scooters, like, people lose their minds about these things. Well, just leave them alone. Alright? If you start chucking them in the river, you're gonna have a bad time. It's a local story.
I won't throw the guy under the bus because he's already in the news, but this guy he's facing, some pretty serious charges after throwing 11 electric scooters into the snake river. All right. The article says, you know, well, he was wearing a, light gray shirt. Then they show his mugshot. It was his work shirt clearly because it has the logo of a well known company on it.
You don't wanna be in the news wearing your work shirt. Like, I mean, I hope I never end up in the news for something bad. You know? Chuck and 11 scooters in the river or something like that. But if I was wearing the Riverbend Media Group shirt, that'd be so bad.
Because I might be able to get by and be like, that's not me because it would have a different name if I was in the news. But, yeah, I don't know who that guy is. That ain't me. He just looks like me. Okay.
But, dude, the guy's wearing a tool shirt. Come on. It's not me. It's not me. Anyway, yeah.
Serious charges if you you monkey with those. Each scooter's worth about $700. So if you chuck 11 of them into the river, we'll just go with that's a lot of money because I don't wanna do the math right now. 7 times 11. That'd be, $7,700.
I don't know. I think it is. So, anyway, he also ran from the cops, which I I don't think helped him out any. You know, officers rolled up. They saw him.
He was on one of those you know, for somebody who hates electric scooters, his mode of transport was a one wheel motorized scooter. You know, they they call him the hoverboard. I believe that's what they were talking about here. So he tried to get away, and, yeah, you you run from the cops on one of those. You you're not gonna get anywhere.
So they they got them, and they have to get these out of the river because they could cause, you know, major ecological problems and things like that. Also, if you're aware of how the snake river works, it's very dangerous. So getting these out of the water, it's not easy. Not easy and also, you know, dangerous. So, anyway, you know, if you're using one of these scooters, try to park it in a somewhat reasonable place since they seriously bother some people for some reason.
But if they do bother you, don't chuck them in the river. You'll go to jail, and then you'll end up in the news. Let's see. 1 in 3 people think they have a way to strike it rich. 0 and 3 actually do.
I mean, if 1 in 3 people had a way to strike at rich, 1 in 3 people would be rich. Right? And a lot of people just believe they're gonna win the lottery. See. Me, I can daydream about winning the lottery.
I could buy a ticket every now and again, but I know I'm not gonna. I'm just very grounded in reality when it comes to lottery tickets. It is fun to daydream. You know, you you kick back and go, alright. When I win 500,000,000, what house am I gonna buy?
And then you start looking at houses in the places you'd like to live and you go, wow. That'd be really cool. And then you you go you get back to trying to whip whip up some ramen. Be like, alright. I gotta go about my day.
Got some chores that need to be done. Time to get to work. Alright. Good luck to the 1 in 3 who believe they have a way to strike it rich. Let's see.
More unreasonable behavior. A Jack in the Box employee was struck by a car. Driver was very upset that they missed one of their chicken strips in in a previous order. So driver walks in, like, hey, last time I was here, I was missing one of my chicken strips. So the store manager's like, oh, we're sorry.
Here, we'll give you a chicken strip right now. And then I guess they didn't give her ranch. And, I mean, I understand. What kind of monster would forget that you have to have ranch with your chicken strips. Right?
So she spit in the store manager's face, went back to her vehicle. The store manager came out to get her license plate number, and then she just ran her over. This wasn't even Florida. It was, Saint Louis. Remember to give people ranch, I guess, is what this comes down to.
You never know what kind of psychopath you're dealing with. Like, you know, if I don't get my ketchup or ranch with my fast food order, I'm bothered by it. I'm not stoked, but I got ketchup packets in my desk here at work, and I got ketchup at home. I don't have any ranch packets here at work, so that that could be a bad time. Could be a bad time, but I would not run somebody down with my truck for the lack of ranch.
Alright? That's unacceptable behavior, and I do not approve of this even if I can empathize with the person being very upset that they didn't get their ranch. Yeah? What's a plain chicken strip? What kind of, you know, inhuman person eats a chicken strip with nothing on it?
You need at least some barbecue sauce or something. You gotta put something on it. It's plain. It's like people who eat fries with nothing on them. I don't know.
Gotta be a little bit suspicious of people that don't put anything on their fries. Alright. Oh, here. I'm just gonna stand back up here. After this next, tune.
I'm gonna talk with you about why you should stand up like I did. I, what I need to do is print this article out and leave it on the desk because about every 6 months or so, I'll come across one of these and go, oh, yeah. Maybe you should stand up, bro. You're sitting too much. We'll talk about sitting too much here in just a few.
Alright. You need to stand up. Stand up. Come on, please. Stand up.
Stand. It's good for you. I was reading a news article called why you're probably sitting down for too long. And the answer wasn't what I would expect. I would expect oh, because it's comfortable.
Have a nice seat. Sit back. Oh, it feels good to sit down. No. They're blaming it on your work.
You know, the change in times. People are working these desk jobs where you're just sitting or maybe you're driving the bus. Maybe you work from home and so you're just sitting around. It's bad for you. Do you know what could happen if you continue just sitting around all the time?
You know what that is? It's a form of sedentary behavior Sitting. That's right. Highly reduced energy expenditure in a seated or reclined position. Oh, yeah.
Reclined is even better. Oh. Sit in that recliner chair and just fall asleep. Oh, it's the best. Wonderful.
But it does lead to higher risk of cardiovascular disease, type 2 diabetes, premature premature mortality. That means dying early. Yeah. All that sitting's gonna kill you. So I'm standing while I do this break because I want to live.
I was thinking about last night. I was kicked back in my recliner. Many hours watching the X Files. It was great. Well, that recliner.
It's definitely one of my favorite places. You just kick that foot rest out lean back all of a sudden wake up like 4 hours later. It's awesome Just sleeping away sleeping toward that impending death due to your, you know, lack of a mobility. Lack of being on your feet. Yeah.
So what do you need to do? You need to stand up. That's what you need to do. You need to stand. Need to go for a walk.
Alright? Hoof it. Alright. I'm standing. Alright.
I'll stand for a while. Jeez. No. Just pages. It's good that you're standing.
Don't sit. You'll die. Alright? I was here. I was listening to this break on the way here.
K. I just wanna make sure. I'm gonna go office to office and yell at everybody in here, stand. Oh. What are you doing?
Stand up. You're not one of those standing desk guys now. That's right. I we need standing desk. I also want a treadmill under my desk.
Well, good luck finding one for me. Peaches. Yeah. You don't, you don't work very well with a standing desk. Do you?
No. No. It'd be, like, down here. What you would need is, a podium. You know?
To give presidential speeches. Look look like, yeah, every time you walk in, Peach is just working, but it looks like, yeah, he's practicing for politics with his Peach's podium. The only peaches podium party. Alright. So everybody stand up or you're gonna die.
Live. Live. Stand. Any other messages for people, Peaches? Well, explain somebody in a wheelchair then.
Peaches, that's messed up, bro. I'm just saying. I'm not trying to mock people who can't stand. You're, like, stand up or die. And I'm just like, what do you mean?
That's you know, if you can stand, then you should be standing. I was gonna grab the seat and sit down. Oh, no. Don't do that. Let's take them out of the studio right now.
I pushed it all the way over there. Rest of the show standing up. Stand for 2 hours? Yeah. That's a long time to stand.
Just pretend you're out of concrete. I know it starts to hurt my feet when I stand at a show for that long. You brag about your shoes all the time. Can you imagine if I had worse shoes? If I wore, like, the crappy shoes Jade wears, those ones that have, like, a, you know, millimeter thick sole.
He wonders why, you know, oh, my back hurts. It's because he wears those teenager shoes. Have you seen that? Dress your age. You've seen those those videos online, right, about people wearing no shoes everywhere they go?
Yeah. Isn't that supposed to be good for you? It's supposed to be good. Especially, like, you walk barefoot on grass or whatever. Yeah.
But what about the the the Dookie and the bugs? What? Oh. That's what's in the grass. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Dookie and bugs and probably broken glass. You don't know what's in the grass, man. Syringes on the beach. Yeah.
I I ain't walking around barefoot. I don't care how good it is for you. The ground's dirty. Alright? You walk in dirt.
That's literally dirty. Well, this one's kind of a bummer. Another one bites the dust. Another what? Another drive in movie theater.
Yeah. We've actually got a number of these around here, or should I say had? Yeah. The Teton View in Rexburg going away as of 24th of next month. You got about 1 more month to see movies.
Looks like currently playing. You've got Despicable Me 4 and Twisters. You know, if you haven't ever been out to a drive in movie, this does remind me of being a kid. We used to go to the sunset drive in in Pocatello all the time, and it was a great time. When I think back to being a kid, I think going to the old sunset.
Oh, one of my favorite things to do. We had these, like, cruddy speakers. You'd pull up next to the pole and you had this just cruddy speaker that you'd hook on your window. Eventually, they upgraded and you could just tune your radio to a certain frequency. Now the driving is not like the greatest cinematic experience.
Alright? Again, if your vehicle stereo sucks, the sound ain't gonna be great. It's going, you know, over a very small localized FM receiver. So the sound quality, you know, is not, like, amazing even if you have a great system. And then a lot of the drive ins around here did upgrade to digital projectors in, recent years, giving you a much better, viewing experience.
But, you know, in the past, I mean I don't know. It was just kind of a a dingy yet wonderful night at the movies because you'd get 2 movies for the price of 1. You know, you go get those, burgers at the sunset driving snacks sand that were like, yeah. I mean, there's no such thing ultimately as a cruddy burger, but they were kinda like the burgers you'd get at school. Get yourself, some popcorn, candy.
I don't know. I might have to cruise out to the drive in. There is still a drive in open in Idaho Falls, I believe. Hang on here. Because we had 2 of them, but I think one of them shut down.
I don't know. Since my kids moved away, going to the drive in, not really a thing anymore. Yeah. I think the motor view is still open. Motor view actually right by my house as well.
I should pro long legs is at the drive in? Man, why ain't my lady here right now? That'd be fun. Take my truck. Go see Deadpool and Wolverine and long legs at the drive in right down the road.
And they've got a great, yeah, 4 k, projector. So that's cool. That's cool. Support the local drive in. Now listen.
Okay. It wasn't a lack of support that led to the Rexburg Teton View shutting down, by the way. I don't want them I don't want people to think that. They actually when they opened it up about, 15 years ago when they reopened it, they assumed they weren't gonna be able to keep it open for very long. It was a a temp project.
They thought they'd get, like, 5 years out of it because it was on prime development property. They were leasing the land and figured, okay. You know, eventually, they're gonna, you know, shut this down, and they're gonna build, you know, homes and things, which is the case. They're going to be, developing 50 townhomes and 120 apartments. So, of course, the comments in in the article are people gotta have a place to live.
Alright? Settle down. I know that people are bothered by the fact that people are moving here, but we need housing for people. K? And we're just gonna continue to grow.
More people are being born than are dying. So there needs to be places for people to live. Alright? So, anyway, that sucks. It's a bummer to see it go, but we still do have drive in theaters in the area.
You got the motor view. And I think out in Driggs, don't they have a drive in theater there? It's not too far from Rexburg. Driggs drive in theater. The spud.
That's right. The spud. It's still there in Rexburg or not Rexburg, in Driggs. What are they showing right now? Oh, they haven't updated their website.
Maybe the spud's not happening. Let's go to Facebook here. Facebook. Forcing you to log in. I would log in.
I'm clicking okay. Oh, I hate Facebook. Well, I don't know what's going on with the spud. Alright. The latest post on their website says we're closed for a regular 2023 season.
Working hard and hoping to see y'all next year. Oh, that's a bummer. That's a bummer. Might only have the motor view and then one more month of the Teton view. So okay.
Plants. Oh, yeah. The spud, didn't it burn down or something? Here we go. The reconstruction of the spud underway.
Oh, and Teton Valley News. You know, if I don't pay them $5 20¢ a month, I can't read the article. Alright. We got a caller. Maybe they'll give me the scoop.
Okay. Caller with the scoop, I'd assume. Driggs screen fell over couple windstorms ago. That's right. It didn't didn't burn down.
The wind blew it down. Alright. Cool, man. I knew something had happened. I just couldn't remember.
So, thank you for the update here. I attempted to look at the news article about the reconstruction of the spud, but, again, I know I shouldn't be cheap and should pay Teton Valley News $5.20 a month, but I need every penny I can get right now. Yeah. No one got time for that. Alright.
Appreciate it, man. Yep. Have a good one. Peace. Alright.
See, between me and the listeners, we get you the scoop. It's what we do around here. I kinda wanna go to the driving movie now. I don't appreciate being spied on. I don't like this, big brother.
That's also coming from the guy who watches his front door like a hawk. I've I have a camera there. But this camera in here is only supposed to be used for Zoom meetings with artists and things like that. Why is somebody staring at my face and where is it coming from? Because I tried to shut down the camera and it's like, this is in use by another app.
Which one? Which one? I don't see any apps open that could use camera. So it does make me wonder if, Jade is watching from the other room. Just staring at me, dude, like some kind of creep.
Is it Discord? No. I don't know what the problem is here, but I want the camera to turn off. Camera. Here's what I can do.
I'll show you. I'll unplug you. Now you can't watch me, peaches. Shut you down. Then it wasn't me.
Shut you down, bro. There you go. I win. I win. Spying on me.
Oh. Did you turn the wallpaper off the computer too? No. And I disconnected the camera. It seemed like it disappeared.
You turned it off. I knew I know you did. Mm-mm. No. Because it was set to go through the variety of space themed backgrounds.
Oh, so you did switch it? No. No. That's what it was always oh, woah. No.
Wait. You had the, the kid. Yeah. Yeah. No.
I'm I'm wondering touching things. It was, it was on 2 seconds ago, the kid with the birthday party. So yeah. And I mean, that's old news. So sure.
Yeah. We should probably change the background. Your birthday was 2 days ago. No. I'm still gonna post that post on the, Idaho subreddit, Boise's subreddit this morning, as a matter of fact.
Alright. Well, if you're gonna do that, you need to get around to doing it immediately. I'm going to right now. Alright. And you're going to, Boise.
Right? You wanna go to that one first? Yeah. Go to Boise. We talked about this yesterday.
Don't you remember? Because there's probably a lot more crossover between the Idaho falls and the Idaho subreddit. Let's just go Boise. They'll have no idea. Nobody from the Boise subreddit gonna be following the Idaho Falls 1 or at least just a handful of people because Boise people are smug and they are anti East Idaho.
I've met them. Alright? Do you wanna see people trash talk their fellow statesmen? You look at Boise talking about East Idaho. Even though, you know what, they don't got?
Great outdoors in Boise. That's right. We smoke them on Great Outdoors. You get right outside of town anywhere east Idaho are outdoors. Crush Boise.
You gotta go all the way to, like, Stanley to get some outdoors, and that's nowhere near Boise. What you're gonna go hang out and, what are some of those other towns? Where does Aaron Paul live with his fancy cabin? McCall. That's right.
Get yourself up to McCall, Boise. Oh, good for you. You know what we got? We got Jackson. Alright?
That's right. It's not even in Idaho. That's where the real rich people live, Boise. Except Get out of here with McCall. We we're closer to Sun Valley too.
We don't like we don't like, Nikki Sixx from Jackson. Because he ignores us. Yeah. Nikki 6, you know, it's a shame upon him that as the radio Kay Bear, I have dubbed it Jackson Hole's rock station. The fact that he has not come and hung out with us in this studio when we're an hour away from his mansion.
Shame upon I'm taking all the motley crew out of the playlist on k Bear and on canon. We're doing our listeners a favor. We're not gonna play it anymore on any radio station in this building. I'm gonna call Shaggy. Be like, no crew.
No crew over there either, Shaggy. Oh, okay, Victor. I'll take that. That's right. Shaggy will team up with me on this one.
And if Nikki 6 decides to go visit them before us what can I I can't really do much to Nikki 6? Who's a rival band to, Motley Crue? Poison? Poison? Maybe?
For every Motley Crue song I would play, I play 2 Poison songs. Bret Michaels complimented my band one time. What have you done for me, Nikki Sixx? Hey, Bret Michaels. Nothing.
Bret Michaels is a nice guy. Plus, he's still talented unlike Vince Neil. Oh. Now I I do like, some Motley Crue songs, and I pointed out that Motley Crue blew my mind when I saw him live about 20 years ago. I don't know if that would be the case if I went and saw him nowadays because Vince Neil is he can't sing anymore.
But Nikki Sixx, if he's really playing bass on stage, he does a great job. He did a killer bass solo when I saw him in Boise 20 years ago. 20 years ago. It was amazing. But until he comes and hangs out in this studio and shows support to his local rock station And he always touts how he grew up in Idaho too.
In that dump Jerome over by Twin Falls, that town's terrible. I mean, it's not as bad as Burley. But come on, man. You know the pains of growing up in small town Idaho. You ain't gonna come support small town Idaho Radio.
Bro, what you need to do is it. Didn't, Dave Mustaine live in Pocatello for a while? I think his grandparents did or something. Well, he was on my show. Yeah.
I He showed up. He called in. He didn't show up. He called in. Let's see what the scooper and Dave Mustaine and Pokey is because I didn't like, Ronnie Ravki live here for a little while too.
Like, he escaped to Pocatello or something like that? What? I I don't I don't know about that. Every single artist that comes out here, there's always that one local person that's like, hey, you know, by the way, they lived here for a little bit. Right?
I don't know about that. I mean, look at Les Claypool. My dad's in Twin Falls. Yeah. Dave Mustaine and Pocatello I mean, there's not a lot to, pull up here.
You know, there there he lived in Ingham and Pocatello for a little while is what it says. Yeah. So there you go. Yeah. Like and I think that was the case with Nikki Sixx and Jerome.
You know, he but he was there for long enough. Like, I've read his autobiography. And I think even in the dirt, he talks about living in Idaho. And then you're like, I had to get out of there, and he moved to LA. You know?
So he again, shaming Idaho left and right, Nikki 6, by not coming on my show. And moving away to go to what? LA to make it as a big rock star? What? You can't make it as a big rock star in Jerome, dude?
Come on. Aaron Paulman is an actor. Look at him now. He's living in McCall. I'm pretty sure he moved to LA as well.
Note to bands. I I hate to say it even in this day and age. I mean, I guess you could break through with TikTok, but I still think you have to move to a bigger city and really grind if you wanna make it as a band. It's the worst time ever to try to make it as a musician. You should just give up.
Give up all your dreams. Like how you say that? And I say the same thing about parents who push their kids with sports. Like, if you're one of those kids like, if you're one of those, like, couples, you're both 5 foot 8 and your kid's, you know, real short, he's not gonna make it at all in sports. I can tell you that much.
What if he's in the right type of sport? Oh, horse hockey. Sure. Golf. I mean, yep.
That's not a sport. That's a hobby. It's a sport. That's an expensive hobby. It's still a sport just like You tell me John Daly's an athlete.
Dude, now listen. Are you gonna try to tell me that golf is not a sport peaches? Picture this. Okay. You've got this cart and you sit in it and you drive across the grass.
That's what you do. And you smoke and drink and you have some little kid carry your heavy bag of clubs. You make the kid walk. And you make him walk and then you get out of your cart, you put your cigar down and you swing the stick. You swing the stick and you see how how few, how many times it takes you to get the swing the stick, hit the ball into the hole, and then, magically, if you hit the fewest times, you get a golden jacket.
A golden jacket. And from what I've heard, if you're the only person who plays on a certain course, you can be that course's, record holding golf champion. Yeah. You know? Awarded athlete even if you're just a You see, you're telling me.
Swinging a stick at McDonald's. Daley, Rory McElroy, who's that? Phil, I forgot his last name. These guys are on par with, I don't know, LeBron and people like that. LeBron, Michael Jordan.
I mean, clearly Derek Jeter. On the same level of athleticism, same level of athleticism as Ray Lewis. As all those guys you're naming, Peaches Mhmm. At Absolutely. I say we put all golfers in the, NFL combine.
I wanna see their numbers. I wanna see John Daly run a 40. It's the Victor World Show. We got Peaches in the house, and Peaches, courtesy of a listener, is going to hook me up with some soda mountain dew live wire. And I I think I have had that before.
You said it's the orange one. Yes. So it's just basically orange flavored mountain dew. I guess. I think so.
And yesterday you were saying you don't like orange soda. I don't. So if I recall correctly, it tastes like a mixture of orange and Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is kind of a citrus already, so it works pretty good. I seem to recall though peaches at having a decent amount of caffeine in it.
Oh. Because I think I pounded 1 Well, you're saying after I did my instant coffee shooter one day and I was like, You're saying the soda named Livewire has a lot of caffeine in the food. Thought. Yeah. I I might be incorrect, but I seem to remember it having at least a decent amount.
Like, some sodas are definitely stronger than others on the caffeine front. Doctor Pepper the other day, I looked at it and was like, it's low enough. I I'm okay drinking one of these at this late hour. Well, I would say that we should definitely do a Mountain Dew tier list. Try all the different Mountain Dews.
Alright. Because we have a loyal listener, Captain Zach, who has, I would say, every single Mountain Dew flavor possible. He gave us a few different cans that that one day. Yeah. You know, a couple months ago.
And they they were all the thing is to me, most of them taste almost the same. You know, they they got the Mountain Dew flavor with a hint of something else. It's all basically Mountain Dew. And there's a ton of sugar in every Mountain Dew. Yeah.
Way worse than most sodas. Like twice as much as a Doctor Pepper. Mhmm. For sure. And I think that might be why I struggle to pound down a Mountain Dew.
Like, I had a can in my fridge for a while, and one day, I was like, I'm gonna drink this Mountain Dew. And it was very sweet and I like sweets. And I'll mow down ice cream like nothing else. You should really go for like a couple weeks just drinking water and then all of a sudden What? You turn into hydro only on me?
No. No. No. But then all of a sudden trying Mountain Dew after that and you're like, woah. Yeah.
It would be it would be brutal to go water only for a few weeks and then just straight full sugar Mountain Dew and get the kind that's made with real sugar too. I think they do that as well. Mhmm. I don't know, though. The the high fructose corn syrup might be more brutal than real sugar at least on the, senses.
Because I know that Pepsi with real sugar, it it's just good. It doesn't have quite that same, like Same with, like, Mexican Coke? Yeah. Which is just Coke made with, real sugar. Yeah.
Mhmm. It's it's definitely better. Tastes better for sure. But I don't know what happened. At at some point, I've started to not like, Coca Cola as much.
I mean, I'm I'm just Cola in general. If I'm gonna have a soda, I'm like, give me one of them Doctor Peppers. We have people who work for Coca Cola listen to the show. Well, that's fine. Why don't you hook it up with some Doctor Pepper?
That's a Coke product. What is Pepsi's? Is it mister Pibb? That's Mountain Dew. Yeah.
But what's their Doctor Pepper? Oh, I know. Is it mister Pibb? I thought mister Pibb was discontinued. That was one of my sister's favorite sodas.
I don't. Mister Pibb owner. Let's see. It says that's Coca Cola as well. I thought Pepsi was, like, brisk iced tea and all that fun stuff.
What is hold on. I can't type. What is Pepsi's Doctor Pepper? I thought Pepsi is Pepsi looks like oh, no. Wait.
I thought I'm pretty sure that the, at least the Coke, distributors distribute Doctor Pepper. Oh, Doctor Pepper's actually an independent brand. Yeah. UGG Root Beer is Pepsi. Yeah.
Keurig owns Doctor Pepper. But I remember when I worked at a variety of stores that Coke, whoever, you know, would deliver the Coke products would deliver, Doctor Pepper. But I thought Pepsi had their own Doctor Pepper clone. Doctor Pepper clones because I know I know there's mister Pibb. Mister Pibb, we got doctor Bold, doctor Shasta.
Yeah. Maybe doctor thunder. These are all just grocery store brands. Yeah. I I don't know if Pepsi makes their own, because most, like They're salt.
Like, Pepsi, I think, has a and w and Coke has Barks for root beer. Well, Pepsi has mug. Is it mug? Yeah. Is it mug?
Okay. I just said something to do on go. Yeah. I I don't know. It it gets very confusing.
And when it comes to root beer, I'm with you on the legit bottled, you know, hardcore root beer is where it's at. Mhmm. It's got a lot more bite and flavor. Yes. You know?
It's kinda like a ginger ale. That crap that comes in a can, Schweppes, Schweppes? Get out of here with that. Then there's that one Give me the stuff that rips your face off. The one soda that I drank, that was the Anvil, the, the I'm pretty sure you could've said it, but that's fine.
No. No. I'm not gonna say it. It's named for rooster. We'll call it rooster and bowl.
One of the worst things I've ever had. Those are good, but they got too much sugar. I like the there's another kind that comes in like a red and yellow bottle, and it says, like, extra spicy or something on it. Extra. That that stuff.
Nah. I like a ginger beer that'll just rip your face right off. There was a lot of people upset with my tier list because cactus cooler wasn't on there. That's an elite soda. Well, you had pineapple something on there.
Pineapple Fanta. Yeah. Yeah. Cactus cooler's good. Yeah.
It's it's top quality. You know? Pineapple soda, it's good stuff. Making me thirsty for soda. Go get that live wire.
Go get that live wire. We'll test it in the hall, and we'll come back and let you know what we think. I'm I'm pretty sure I've had it, but we'll try it. Hey. If you would like to meet me in person woah.
Woah. East Idaho d list celebrity Victor Welt in person? That's right. You can come see me at the farmer's market, the Idaho Falls farmer's market this Saturday. I'll be there early.
Things kick off at about 9 AM, and that is when I will be there in the all new Riverbend Media Group booth. With one of our Riverbend Media Group vehicles, I'll be sitting there talking radio, advertising 1 of our or 3 of our many great music channels, like Kay Bear Alt, Cannonball. Maybe we'll be talking the z 103 family of radio channels. Yeah. Like, throwback vibes, regular old z 103.
Maybe we'll be talking classy. I don't know. You need to come see me. Farmer's market's always a lot of fun, and let's bring up the old weather forecast. Because when I looked at this last night, I was like, I'm right.
You know? We're having to be outside on a Saturday. That's looking pretty decent. Now I don't trust the weatherman 5 days out, but I still like to have hope. Hope in my existence.
And it's still looking pretty good. Still looking wonderful for Saturday morning. Things cooling down a bit with highs on Saturday supposedly going to be in the mid eighties. They're saying 84 in Idaho falls right now. Compare that to today, 97.
Yuck. Not a fan. 84. Alright. A little bit more of a fan.
Anyway, I'll be at the farmer's market from about about 9 o'clock to noon. We'll be hanging out as a staff. I think Josh is gonna be there. Josh from Classy from about, 10:30 to 2 or something or 11 to 2. I I don't know.
We're just we're gonna be there all day. So come hang out at the Idaho Falls Farmers Market. Meet local celebrities. Woah. Me and Josh Tyler.
I mean, this is pretty wild. Pretty wild to to give you an opportunity to meet celebrities of this caliber. Alright? We might have some stuff too, some swag. So come see us, and we'll we'll, like, talk to you and stuff.
We'll say hi. Yeah. Looking forward to it. See you then. Alright.
I gotta say I'm feeling a little little personally offended right now. And I wanna break it down for you why. I feel like I'm being personally attacked, I don't know, by people I don't even know. Alright. Looking through the news because that's what I do to try to find content for this radio show.
See what's going on in the world and occasionally, I'll talk about it. And I try to avoid delving into the world of politics. Because people get upset, but I'm I'm not going to stand for these personal attacks. Apparently, it's a major problem to a lot of people. If you have a laugh that would be classified as a cackle.
Like it's some kind of shame upon you? What what does that mean? I've had many people tell me I'm a cackler. That's right. Come on.
Are you the people gonna bail on this show? Because I laugh. I mean, if you tune in to me and lieutenant Crane on Fridays during traffic school powered by the advocates, it's relentless cackle. It's just a a storm of cackle. I I just want to note that I don't know if political attack videos where you're showing somebody laughing I don't think that's a good way to try to drag somebody down Look at this person They're having fun.
Shame. Oh, the I've this current timeline that we're living in this current election cycle roller coaster it It is so crazy so so crazy with the ups and downs, the twists and turns. And you never know what to expect day to day. I didn't expect to see people laughing. I want more friends.
And so I want to apologize to all of our listeners that don't like cackling. I can't help it. It's how I laugh. I know it's kind of an annoying laugh, but I can't help it. It's my real laugh.
Cackling. I didn't think, again, that something I'm known for would be coming a political would be becoming a political attack point in 2024. I I will say that having laughing in the news, that makes me kinda happy, though. The news has been just, you know, the end is coming. The end is near for so long.
There's some news about people laughing. It's like, okay. Is that that's where we're at now? Okay. Cool.
I'll take it. A little breather from all the doom and gloom is so nice. I'm sure took you know, tomorrow, it'll be different. Yeah. I mean, Russia still exists.
So, you know, I'm just gonna enjoy the breather of knowing that I'm a a scourge for my my cackling. And I'll I'll try to work on it. What's a nice, normal laugh like? I can't do it. That's funny.
Now that that still sound kinda like my cackle. It's been a nice one today. I had fun, and I'm sorry that I laughed. Come on, people. Don't let laughter get you down.
That was just a surprising one to me. I didn't I don't know how I missed that. Apparently, laughing was a problem back in the day too, but, you know, last cycle. But I didn't know laughing was a such a negative. Speaking of negative, Peaches is on his way in.
You coming in to critique my laugh, bro? You got a problem with it? No. I could laugh. Well, Peaches, it's kind of a cackle, and I hear cackling's no good.
Oh. I'm never gonna be able to run for office, Peaches. How am I supposed to get that seat on the city council with a cackle like this? I'll stand up. I'll stand up.
There you go. What do you and now I can really project my cackle. Mhmm. That's right. What's on your notepen?
Focus meeting stuff. Oh, okay. Just thought you might, have some notes for me on my upcoming political campaign. I feel like you've already gotten it down. I see number 1.
No laughing. Peaches. But that's what I do. All I do is try to have a good time. What about crying?
What if I just cry? Is that okay? Sure. Oh. Or to have a more dramatic effect.
Uh-oh. We know how much you love crying on the radio I love crying on the radio. Ladies and gentlemen, I had such a great time in all my years of working on the radio. And I can't believe it without all of you. I don't know what I wanna do.
Radio DJs was balling on their last day. Just go home and do a podcast, dude. It's not like it's the end of the world. I'll never talk into a microphone again. Like, you can buy them on, you know, Amazon, bro.
I bet if I got on Facebook market right now, Peaches, I could find a microphone. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Then you just put it on a little stand.
You're hanging out at home, and you're like, hang on, everybody. Like in 4 in the morning, you annoy the family. And, we're doing a morning show for everybody inside the house. Hey, could you imagine once one of the, local guys retires, he goes home and does a podcast. Now he hears, good.
Coming from his house. I just got a good TikTok video idea, because I actually opened TikTok again today. You you fire up, the the camera. You know? And you go around your house and right at 6 AM, you hold the microphone.
It's not hooked up to anything, but you just go around and do morning show for people that are sleeping in your home. Good morning. Hey. We're here. We're gonna check-in on this day in history and also today's holidays.
But first, we're gonna start with birthday. People in your house, just leave it alone. Let me just get out of here. It's National Cucumber Day. Morning, everybody.
Okay. Let's take a look at the weather forecast for today. I can sleep till 8 o'clock. What are you doing? Some morning shows start at 5.
We're moving earlier tomorrow. Next week, start Monday. Kicking things off at 5 AM. Next week, I'm getting a new co host with some random woman coming to the house. Yeah.
You just bring yep. Now we're doing morning zoo. Yeah. Just 3 people. Air horn?
Oh, yeah. You gotta have the air horn. Just a little, you know, computer in your hand that makes button sounds. Oh, we're gonna take some callers here. You call somebody on your cell phone.
But then you're also recording the TikToks, so you're gonna call. That's why you have the friends, the cohosts. Oh. You know, you you got them dealing with the sound effects end of thing and dealing with, the callers. And you just record.
You gotta get one of those things that straps around your neck. We're gonna do a live remote. I'm gonna go to the coffee shop. Yeah. Yeah.
You show up at McDonald's. We're broadcasting live, everybody, from McDonald's. They've got their, current deals, whatever they are. From my order? What?
Prices have really, increased, but that's why you use the McDonald's app where you can save 40 percent on your next Egg McMuffin. Sir, paint the first one. No. And then you go to the first one. Hey.
By the way, you know, this new survey says us 2 out of 5 people, hey, pickles. What's your feeling? It's a great idea. Morning show on the go. There you go.
That's right. That's how we said it publicly on the air. I know because Roper's gonna steal it. Oh, he already does that. I know.
Any idea we throw out there, Roper's gonna steal it. Morning show on the go. But wouldn't it be funny just to see him fake that axe into the drive through? Alright. Or could I get a big mac?
No radio show has stole my idea for a name of a morning show, though. You know? Woke with Victor Wilt. You know, it's like waking up. For some reason, nobody steals that one.
I don't understand it. I thought it would be Wilt. Getting woke. You know? Because we've got plenty of waking up.
So what about getting woke? You know? Sure. We have wake up class 97 right there. Exactly.
They already took it. So I gotta figure out my own way to wake people up and, you know, waking up's already taken. So I don't know why do people get weird about that peaches. It's just a word. Right?
Sure. Yeah. People are so crazy. Thank you for tuning in to the Viktor Wilt Show. This program's a production of river.
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