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The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. Well, it's Monday. We are here. I am Peaches. I'm Viktor Wilt.
It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. We were just, watching or you heard the short that I, saved for the noon hour prep for today. Yes. Top of the court show. Yeah.
And I did some Googling. And now I don't know if the particular court show one was legit. It seemed kind of fake because I've Yeah. It's a court show. The the acting seemed over the top.
Mhmm. And I know you can sign up and there's a guy named Ben Palmer. He's a comedian that used to go on those types of court shows just to get money to get paid to be on those shows. Gotcha. Yeah.
So what supposedly happened is this guy heard that a radio station was giving away $250,000 if you were the first person to get their, call letters tattooed on your forehead. What makes me think it wasn't real was looking at the tattoo, and then also it was k r u d. Which is fake. Is that a fake radio station? K r u d is a fictional radio station that was the subject of an April Fool's Day prank.
Yeah. Because it's a funny name. Crud. Yeah. Don't touch that dial you dial you've got crud on it.
Yeah. I mean, it's great call letters for sure. But there was another article that I pulled up about a station called KORB. And, now I don't know if this guy won a prize, but they got his mugshot. Oh, wow.
And it's I can't 93. Now is KORB a real radio station? Well, I typed in KORB. K Faith one zero three point one popped up. Okay.
And then there's also KORB eighty eight point seven in Hopland, California. Another one of those California cities. Yeah. It would have been about, fifteen years ago, and they have changed to a now they're KQCS. But, yeah, you you know, two hundred fifty g's.
Would you get the word crud tattooed on your forehead? Not even close. I would. $250? No.
For sure. For 250 g's? Because you could always get it covered up with something else later on. Now I I'd be down. Any tattoo shops out there wanna pay me?
I'd do it for, 50 g's. I've I'd go pretty cheap. $50. I'll tattoo K U P I on my forehead. Wow.
That's going extreme. Dollars. 50 grand for sure. That's the low low, though. I won't go any lower than $50.
So, yeah, I'm throwing it out there. If Kewpie had that money, I feel like they would have to give you that. Hey. It's great advertising. You know, I'm sure our management here would hate it, but, you know, just I'll eventually switch it over and get, K Bear logo or something like that.
Removed? No. No. I'd get a different tattoo. You get a tattoo on your forehead.
Yeah. Because you can tell when a tattoo's been removed. Dude, you know how stupid that would look if you had the K Bear logo on your forehead? It would look really stupid, but I'd get our bosses to pay me $50 too. They you know they wouldn't.
Oh, yeah. That's right. I know they, secretly haven't sent anything about a text line at all when I tried pitching that to them at the beginning of the year, and they haven't said anything about it. I would imagine if we haven't heard anything about it now. I know, but I I don't like the whole, like, let's be quiet about it type of tactic and see if he even notices.
Of course, I notice. I notice everything. He's always watching. He's always creeping in and peeping. We got Josh Tyler in the house now.
What's up? We got issues, Peaches. What's up? You and I. We got we got beef.
Alright. You're gonna fight. Another false accusation. No. No.
There's video evidence of my accusation. Oh. Well, how about Are you are you prepared? Sure. Are you prepared to defend your actions?
Sure. There's no defense for you, my friend. I saw a video over the weekend of these two yay hoos I stand before today Now wait a minute. Drinking a delicious orange Coca Cola. We were.
And, it was, I guess you'd call it delicious. I wouldn't say delicious. Okay. It looked like, it sounded like Coca Cola sat next to some oranges and kind of took up a little bit of flavor. Yeah.
It mainly just tasted like Coke. Okay. Like regular Coke. Okay. Were you mad that we didn't share?
No. Oh, okay. No, I was not. Okay. No.
Alright. Where did you He only had one bottle. He doesn't like fruity sodas. And you shared them in, in separate mugs, which I appreciated. I thought that was nice.
You didn't just share a bottle or a can or something. Yeah. I don't know where Peaches has been. Yeah. Exactly.
Mhmm. Exactly. Yeah. Wait wait for him to try and defend his actions after what you just said. Okay.
Uh-oh. Do you have that video on hand? It's on Instagram. Right? Uh-huh.
So toward the end of the video, most of the video is you filming and and you've got Victor in frame and then, Victor films, you trying it and then what happens after you try it? I don't remember actually. Oh. Yeah. Oh, okay.
So toward the end of the video, Pete just takes his mug and he dumps it in the sink And he turns on the faucet and he swishes around some water and dumps it out and places the mug on the drying thing. No soap. Where's that mouth bin, boy? Not a good washing. Not a good washing at all.
I don't think we have any dish soap, do we? Yeah. There's dish soap already. It was dried up. Sponges.
I tried using the soap there once and it wasn't there. I don't know. I washed my bowl from oatmeal earlier with the dish soap. That was today. That was today, the same bottle.
Okay. It's a big orange bottle. There's a, you know, a little scrubber. Sponges and scrub brushes. Listen, I know you live alone, but when you use a communal kitchen, and I assume that is a communal mug.
Yeah, yeah, we just pulled it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because the main thing is that we don't have any plastic cups and those sadly disappeared too. Right. Which would be Those are on the budget I guess now.
Trying to be environmentally conscious right here. Plastic cups? Yeah. Use use a communal mug. I'm fine with the communal mug thing.
It's the just the washed after that didn't happen that I and then I went by today and communal mug is not where you left it. So that tends like, I now believe someone's using the communal mug unknowing that it got half washed. They're all making out with peaches essentially. That's it. That's it.
We're gonna have mono spread through the halls. Yeah. Like, I'm a disease ridden dog. Alright. Well, if anybody out there wants to do a, video how to do dishes Yeah.
We could use the help. Apparently, Peaches needs it. The noon hour of madness and mayhem. My am, Peaches. I'm Victor Wilt.
Hey. It's Josh Tyler. So Josh was clearly bothered by the, poor job Peaches did at washing his butt. I pulled it up. Watch.
But you see now Dump. Rinse the inside. Immediately off of the cabinet. That was a pretty bad thing. Well, you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna fill up the entire thing with dish soap and put it on top of the cabinets. Well, I won't be able to reach you. Exactly. It's gonna be communal mugs full of dish soap. Alright.
Which is more disturbing, Peach's job washing that cup or this video? Yeah. The cat foot ring out thing. I've seen this. People are doing it with dogs and cats.
I'm not into it, dude. It's so gross. It is super, super gross. It's, if someone says they don't like my cat and asks for a drink of water and they just take their cat foot in it. Litter box foot.
Wow. And then squeeze them out into the cup of water. And that's just a warm room temperature cup of water with a cat foot wrung out in it. That's really gross. I I agree.
And I'm even a cat guy, you know. I mean, I try to keep them off the counters. Toe bean juice, man. Because, yeah, you don't know where their horrible little feet have been. No.
You know? They're they're nasty little critters for sure. So alright. I was just curious. Yeah.
That's pretty crazy. Awful. It makes my stomach hurt. I don't like it. I know we've talked about cats on the counter being a pet peeve of Josh.
Yeah. And so that's taking it to a whole new level. It is. Yeah. You thirsty?
Well done. No. I will not trust water from you ever. So my friends and I over the weekend on Discord, we were sharing, these stupid Instagram reels of the caption would say dude almost gets hit by truck. Okay.
And you watch the video and clearly the dude gets hit by a truck. No. I mean, it's like someone it's like someone dying on camera almost. And it and every single caption on one of on these videos, it doesn't matter from what account, it was just on these videos. T bone accident almost happened.
Sure enough, it happens. And we're sharing that with each other, just going back and forth. So now my entire Instagram reel feed are just people dying from cars. Oh, jeez. You got you got access to the early Internet.
The sound sound like rotten.com from back in the day. What's even worse is that some of them were like remixed to have like EDM drops and I could not imagine getting into like a giant car accident and someone is like are you ready? Like to to your accident. I saw a video of a kid getting in a wreck and they were using a variety of music. He must have rolled his vehicle.
Did you see that one? No. I did not. Yeah. It's a dash cam from inside.
You know, it's horrible looking wreck. I think he ended up being okay. But I think I've seen that video. Ends up in the ditch. Like, it's like a snowy ditch or something.
Yeah. And then they're, like, throwing on just a fun song or something. Like, he's just having a tub something from Chomowomba. I get knocked down. I saw I saw a different video, that Shane Gillis was talking about on a podcast.
This guy was singing a Christian rock song, and then he just goes, ah, and then the car flips over. Oh, no. That's when Jesus is supposed to take the wheel. He didn't do a good job. Or did.
Or he might was he was close to meeting him in that video. That's for sure. The noon hour of Madness at Mayhem is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information, oh, wow. It's swallowed my spit wrong while I was still talking.
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