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The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. It must be a slow content day, Victor, if you're about to do this on the noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's. Well, I think it's truly East Idaho mayhem that I am the king of Christmas. You know? Whoever who to thunk it?
I heard on an actual radio show today because everyone's always making jokes about the the the stupid question every year. Is Die Hard really a Christmas movie, Calvin? Now. Yeah. I heard a radio show do that with Gremlins.
Dude, it I I don't even wanna get in this argument. I think it was The Woody Show that did that. They were talking about Entertainment Weekly's list of best Christmas movies, and so now Gremlins was 15. And what he's like, I I I I don't think that, Gremlins is a Christmas movie at all. Has he ever seen it?
I'm sure he has. It's entirely based around Christmas. The Gizmo, he's a Christmas gift. Dude, I I I'm a gremlin fan of you. I I I haven't seen the movie.
You haven't seen Gremlins? Don't do that question. Don't do that thing. I I talked about that all the time. It's like when I was mentioning I haven't seen a movie.
You haven't seen an insert movie title here. I know because it blows my mind. Like, Indiana Jones, I haven't seen a single one of those movies. Haven't seen a single one? What?
What planet have you been living on? Jeez. I'll loan you gremlins on Blu ray. Okay. Well, I don't have a disc player.
Remember? Oh, yeah. You have that Xbox. I could use the Xbox 1 and plug that one in for the time being to watch a movie. I can switch the HDMI cable to that system.
Jeez. They really deactivated the ability to watch DVDs. They probably made it crappy on purpose just for people to buy their games online, like the Microsoft store. That is so stupid. I'm like one of those drone people right now.
Like, they did this on purpose. It's a big Microsoft. Alright. Alright. Well, I I don't know if I have a regular DVD copy.
Well, I guess it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if it's Blu Ray or regular. Doesn't matter at all. Yeah. They can play both.
Okay. Remember the PlayStation 3 when it was advertised? I think they're like, oh, it's they can play Blu rays, and my parents bought it for, like, $700. Nice. And then, like, a few years later, I'm like, all my friends are on Xbox 360.
Can I get one of those? And my dad's, like, about to kick me. Why didn't HD video end up being the platform that worked? Right. Right.
Well, you're you're the king of Christmas, and I found this list in on prep country. Oh, and it's from prep country. Yeah. But it's not country music. Okay.
It's they're saying the 15 best modern Christmas songs to add to your holiday playlist. Okay. So these should all be in the a category on, classy 97 Okay. The Christmas music channel. Let's go ahead and see if this is in the I'm gonna pull up all these songs.
Here here's what you should do. Open Music Master. Okay. Because we just wanna look at the x one category The number one song is not in here. It's not in the system?
It's not in our library at all. Oh, okay. What is it? 8 8 8 Days of Christmas by Destiny's Child. What?
What is that? I I don't know. I've never even heard of it. Isn't Destiny's Child like Beyonce's old group? I don't know if she was in that group, but it's it's one of those, like, nineties, late nineties R and B groups.
K. Let's go to Classy here, and I go to the X one. You know? Child. X one.
There it is. X miss or Christmas Primary. Yeah. Destiny's Child, 8 days of Christmas. Should we, turn it on for the people to enjoy?
Yeah. I'm I'm very curious myself. I can feel the eye rolls from some people tuning into us. You guys like Christmas? You like Christmas music?
We're giving you Christmas music that really wanted to call them. We'll give you content Just no Christmas music, please no you're getting destiny's child. Here's 8 days of Christmas That's Beyonce, I think it's jingle bells is it yeah, I I didn't know her history. You know Christmas Wow. Was made for the children.
Yo, Christmas. Gee Get to the song, lady. K. I'm I'm scared it's gonna Yeah. I mean, there might be some bad language or something.
I'm gonna go with that's not a must add to your Christmas list. You want you wanna hear clack classy 97? So sexy. Yeah. I don't know if that's a if I'd count that as one of the top 15 Christmas songs.
Alright. Okay. Let's go to number 2 here. Let's see if this song is even in the system. K.
Mistletoe by Justin Bieber. Yes. And I know we are playing it. Is. I see it.
We are playing it. And that is a Christmas hit that most radio stations don't play. Classy's playing it. I wanna say it's an x 2. Will you see if I'm right?
Okay. I might be wrong, but I think it's right. X x 2. Which is a that's a high ranking category. Most radio stations would not play that song.
The number 3 song, Santa Tell Me by Ariana Grande. Do we have that one? Are playing that. That's probably in an x 2 as well. And, honestly, these songs were probably both borderline x one.
But they are both hits, and they don't tend to be played on, Christmas radio. Ariana Grande, Santa Tell Me, x one. X one? X one. X one.
Power. I guarantee we're the only station bring the boo. That's right. I guarantee we're the only station that has that next you know, our top Christmas category. Glittery from Kacey Musgraves featuring Troye Sivan.
That seems like a niche pick. That sounds to me like it's from the Frozen movie maybe. Boy. It might be, but I don't know if we're playing it. Look it up.
Glitter. Should I fast forward? Yeah. Jump in a bit. Is this in our system?
All the way to the gift to me. Is this in our system? Love the way you decorate my heart. It is doesn't look like it. Okay.
There it is. There it is. Yeah. Outside Is it KTHA Christmas? KTHA Christmas 2020.
Okay. So I put this in on Hawk Christmas back in the day. I I'd have to take a look at it for, Classy. It's not a massive hit. I'll tell you that.
Doesn't look like one. Yeah. Woah. What is this? 2 Queens in a King-size Bed by Girl in Red.
I don't think that sounds like a Christmas hit. Hey, man. Don't I don't know about content on it. I'm trying to see if I see the e. I see the explicit e.
Did you? No. Okay. I hate having, like, these some of these song titles. They're all lowercase.
Oh, it's a new thing. We Fell in Love in October, I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend are 2 other songs by this band Girl in Red. I don't know if I've heard of Girl in Red. Jump in a minute. You're not the king of Christmas then.
Is it like one of those? This has gotta be pretty modern. Yeah. Yeah. What can Should we sound sound like Taylor Swift or something?
Should we continue this list in the next break? Yeah. Yeah. Let's keep going. It's Christmas time, everybody.
Breakback. The real festive noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's. And Christmas. And Christmas. You know, Pete, the voice guy for Cannonball Yeah.
I put Merry Christmas from Cannonball 101 parenthesis various takes, and he decided to give me his best Santa impression and even made fun of himself on the recording. So I'm gonna put that into the images. Sweet. Merry Christmas. Wow.
That was Should I talk like Santa for this break, peaches? Oh, ho ho ho. You sound like some, like, big fat morning show DJ that alright, everybody. This is a spike in the I I just by the way, I know this is off topic because I just did that voice, and it reminded me of what I saw, over the weekend. They brought back Saturday night main event for wrestling.
Okay. They brought out Jesse Jesse Ventura, and they called him Jesse The Body Ventura. Yeah. I don't know if you call him The Body or not. Out with these boas, and he looks all old and decrepit with, like, these boas around his neck.
He's like, I invented this 40 years ago. It's like, dude, what do you like, why is he there? Like, it's just it it could have been a tradition from back then just to not include him now. Like, I I it was a terrible, terrible thing. Jesse, the dead body Ventura.
Jesse, the rotten. Jesse, the guy who looks like the the trailer from, 28 years later, was, like, sitting there. Is Josh walking by? That's Katie. That's Katie.
Never mind. Sorry, Katie. Hey, Katie. I I was hoping Josh would walk by so we could talk more about this Christmas music. Well, he's our local Santa.
He's the classy Santa. So alright. What where were we at in that list of 15 So must add Christmas songs. We just talked about 2 Queens in a King-size Bed by Girl in Red. This really weird Let me wrap you in I hate this, like, atmospheric, spacey music that where the lady can't sing, and she's like that.
She So It's like the Billie Eilish. I hate that type of, Yeah. That's very to me, that song sounded like a mix of Billie Eilish with Taylor Swift. You're right. Kind of a Taylor Swift's supposed to The old Taylor Swift did not sound like this.
No. No. She was a lot more straightforward back in the day, but now now that realm. Okay. What else do we got?
We have another year by Phineas, Billie Eilish's brother. Yeah. I'm gonna say not a big Christmas hit. Have you heard it? No.
Okay. Let me, just see if we have it. I bet we don't. No. We have For Crying Out Loud by Phineas that's playing on z For crying out loud.
Man, Christmas music can be so bad. For just 5¢ a day. Jump in a bit. Let's No. We're we're we're sitting through it.
Uh-huh. Never snows in LA Billy, I think I have a new song. I'm inspired by Michael Buble. I'm gonna try my best to sound exactly like him. You'd never know the grace of holiday.
I don't believe that Jesus Christ was born to save me. What? Yeah. I see that you're not getting the right Christmas message across, Phineas. Wow.
You ever heard of the reason for the season, bro? Yeah. Come on. Come on, Phineas. Oh, wait.
There's there's a Christmas song we can't say. We can't even say the name. 'Tis the darn season by Taylor Swift. What? Okay.
That's I know she has Christmas tree farm, Santa baby. 'Tis the darn season, Victor. 'tis the darn season. Yeah. That's I can't even play this, can I?
Let me see. I think of it just says darn over you know, we just can't say it. But is this even a Christmas song? I don't know. It came out on our Evermore album in 2020.
And she's walking through the fields, you know. Yeah. What if she's talking about fall or something? What season? Oh, this is the lyrics are, if I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone, I would have asked you.
It's the kind of cold, fogged up windshield glass. She's talking about a previous relationship. Does she say the word Christmas or presents? No. She just says, 'tis the darn season.
Write this down. I'm staying at my parents' house. This isn't even a Christmas song. That's not a Christmas song. That's a typical whiny winter song.
Home to You This Christmas by Sigrid. What? Do we even know what this is? No. I don't know what a Sigrid is.
It sounds like a medication. Here is what they should have done with this list. Fifteen songs, most of which you may have never heard of, that are Christmas songs or maybe random person with a septum piercing Cigarette. That has a haircut you wouldn't want on yourself Yeah. That's just choosing, like, their deep cut favorites.
Yeah. What what is this? Let's see here. Another another lady in a giant dress walking down the field. How how shocking?
Alright. Well, you know what my next video is gonna be? I'm new to the address. Out in the big field because apparently, that works good. But you you said you joined some band on stage, not that Lonaga.
Godbone. Right? The local metal band. Yeah. And you were doing your song with them, or you did this you did something with them?
Well, I did a Hatebreed song with them. Oh, so now you gotta scream like Hatebreed with this very soft piano. Next hardcore show I go Just the darn season. Next hardcore show I go Just the darn season. Next hardcore show I go Just the darn season.
Next hardcore show I go Oh, no. Why did I call? Definitely wear an address. Searching for those Christmas lights. Hey.
It's a Christmas song. How to tell. Parenthesis this Christmas in the title, I hope so. Okay. So alright.
I'll give it that it's a Christmas song, but it's not a hit. Alright? Let's quickly go down here. Snow in LA by PJ Harding and Noah Cyrus. I I think I looked at that one, but it's it's not a big hit.
Last Christmas by Remy Wolf. I was hoping it would say Alpha Wolf. By there we go. That's the last Christmas I was gonna hear. Everybody knows the big hit is Wham.
You know? Any other version is just a secondary hit. Silver Second by Quinnie. And, there's a lot of indie in this, Yeah. What website is this?
Prep Country. Oh, Prep. Yeah. But where did they steal it from? Let's click on the source button here.
Business Insider. Business Insider, your choice for figuring out what's popular at Christmas. Right. What hipster at Business Insider wrote this article? Sabrina Carpenter's A Nonsense Christmas, another one on this list here.
I can't remember if we're playing that. Is that in the system? Let's see. I don't think we are. Oh, we have the word we have the song nonsense.
Yeah. She must have okay. I remember, I remember talking to Josh about this one. She just kinda retooled it and turned it into a Christmas song. Then we have a weird one from Cher.
DJ play a Christmas song. Okay. This song, it did have good numbers. It came out last year. We did not add this song to rotation.
Is it explicit? I I don't think for Kay Bear, it would be explicit, but for classy, it would. Quickly glance at the lyrics. Okay. I'm looking at it.
What am I supposed to see here? I don't know. Just anything that, is actual profanity. No. There's no actual profanity at all.
Okay. I don't think I don't think Cher would drop an f bomb. Okay. Because I know it's kind of a dirty song. Oh, maybe.
Let me see. Yeah. Yeah. But it's probably fine for us to play on Kay Bear. Alright.
Let's hear it. And it's awful. Oh, Oh, the autotune. Getting to some of the dirty parts of this song. I don't think the song's dirty at all.
There's some dirty parts on this call list. It's cold outside, but it's warm in here, and that's the only thing I want this year. I wanna be dancing all night long. Is that the part? It was just so bad.
We were like, this Fist bump and sound. Alright. Let me see if, see if I can figure this out. Yeah. And there was a song that you and Josh were laughing about.
I don't think it was this one. Well, there was John Denver's dad please don't come home drunk for Christmas or something like that. It was really funny. Now we'll have to pull up a list here after this break about the worst, Christmas songs due to lyrics or something like that. There was a there was a Lady Gaga song I thought you guys were looking at where she was talking dirty.
Yep. Maybe maybe the Cher song was just so bad we didn't play it. Well, I come on. You wanna hear a silent night, all the classics, and then you just hear Jade talks to me all the time about, you know, songs that stand out, that are controversial. You do the same thing.
We gotta play this one on classic. Yeah. Maybe we should. Maybe we could have some people, some old ladies calling in. What did I just hear on Classy?
Well, I forgot to ask Josh. They were gonna do a feature where they played terrible Christmas songs and got listener feedback on them. We had a big list of, you know, like, the daddy, please don't come home drunk for Christmas. Or Santa Christmas Shoes. Christmas Shoes.
The Dominic the donkey. And that one we actually play. Which that one's a classic at this point. But, like, you know, grandma got ran over by reindeer. That I mean, there's some really terrible ones out there that are just bad songs, but the the John Denver one, I think, was the funniest one.
So I mean, on that list, there's only, like, 2 more. Just, there's one more. Better Than Snow by Nora Jones and Laufey. Yeah. None none of that aren't hit.
So maybe these are just, hey. Here's Christmas songs that are newer that you may not have heard, and maybe you'll like them. Not must adds, but alright. I mean, they had a couple in there that I'd say okay. Did I post something for on Cannonball's page?
That was just the it was an edit of John Lennon's Christmas song, and it was him just repeating the war is over. The war is over. The war is over. If you don't follow the Cannonball page, make sure to do so. Yes.
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I am Victor Wilt. I don't know. I'm just mimicking you. I am Victor Wilt. We're just playing Christmas songs.
Yeah. I guess, well, I I Google searched awful, awful Christmas songs, and the Dolly Parton classic I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus popped up. What's up with all the, hot Santa songs? Oh, I get it now because I asked that stupid question. I thought, oh, it's supposed to be the the dad dressing up.
I don't know what you're talking about, Peaches. I think that, you know, you got a lot of dads out there who should be angry, jealous, and, you know, some some moms acting very inappropriately. Cheated on by a big fat dude with a white beard is what's going on. And he has no money. He's just the you know, he just gives out toys.
He has little short people make the toys. Yeah. It's kinda messed up. He's you know? He makes the funny looking people work for him.
Exactly. We should make a song called Santa is a piece of crap. Sorry to all the kids listening. The first lyric, somehow, Santa has the same writing as my mom. Oh.
Oh my god. Wait. Wait. Wait. You got a worse one?
I just looked at the top right of the screen. Santa Baby by Diddy and Ariana Grande. Oh, jeez. Okay. Well, Michael Blublay does Santa Baby.
But it's Diddy. I yeah. I know. I'm trying to move along. But have you heard Michael Buble's Santa Baby?
Yeah. Because I thought we we we talked about this. I think we played it in here Oh, okay. With Josh. We weren't on the air or anything.
We were just talking about Christmas songs. And because I was like, it'll be a little awkward if Michael Buble is singing Santa Baby. And the first line, he does say Santa Baby, but then he changes it to Santa Buddy. Yeah. Like, you know, hey, buddy.
I'm not your friend, pal. Santa, friend. I I I somehow came across this other list of Rolling Stones' 20 worst Christmas songs of all time, and Stevie Wonder has a song called Twinkle, Twinkle Little Me. Okay. Which I'm shocked that I I I don't get I don't get oh, they're kinda just choosing artists that are kinda just out of whack when it comes to Christmas music, I'm guessing.
Because Stevie Wonder has a couple actual hit Christmas songs. Like the Peacat Dolls, Santa Baby. Okay. I mean, that's an appropriate song for that band to do. Elmo and Patsy, grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Is that the That's the, yeah, the original. But then they also have Seth MacFarlane and Sarah Barry Allison. Brails? I don't know. Maybe it's cold outside.
And I we might be playing that on Classy. Band Aid, Do They Know It's Christmas? Yeah. That one we're not playing, but that's a very well known Christmas song. Maroon 5, Happy Christmas, War is Over, their cover of it.
I mean, if it's Maroon 5, it should not be played anywhere. Right. Right. No matter what the song is. And then the number one song, Jessica Simpson featuring Ashley Simpson, the little drummer boy.
I'm assuming that's just, like, one of those, like, onetime live performances that must be. Where she just sounded awful. Dude, give us some, John Denver, please, daddy. Okay. We we we gotta hear this.
I'm gonna clip you saying just plea Please, daddy. Please. John Denver It's called, please, daddy, don't come home drunk for Christmas, but that's in parentheses. Daddy, don't get drunk this Christmas. I don't want to see my mama cry.
Please, daddy, Don't get drunk this Christmas. I don't want to see my mama cry. Just last year, when I was only 7. Why are they playing country in a rock station? What's going on here?
I'm on stage. Turn it up. As you can see, you came home a quarter past 11 and fell down underneath our Christmas tree. It just goes on and on. Is that a terrible Christmas?
Why why didn't you add this one into the, the the classy 97 Christmas library? Oh, yeah. This is so gross. It's bad. It's bad.
That was awful. Jingle smells. It's one of my favorite Christmas songs. Wrapping up this very festive noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's having too much fun listening to, terrible Christmas songs. I'm curious as to what this one is too, Victor.
Christmas Dogs, Jingle Bells. Christmas dogs? It's gotta be dogs barking. Alright. I like I like jingle smells better.
Yeah. Jingle smells is much much better. Jingle Smells with the My favorite one is that lady trying to dance to jingle bells, and somehow she pulls up the very, like, explicit cover of I can't even say the name of it, but you know exactly which video I'm talking about. She's like, are you ready to jingle your bells? And backs up, starts dancing.
Oh, I'm sorry. That's the wrong song. Yeah. It's funny. You pulled up a track a minute ago from Bob Rivers, and I know that was an artist that, was gonna end up in the classy list of songs that they'll play to see what listeners think because they're just vile.
Right. Here we go. Chipmunks roasting on an open fire. It's just sand. It was like a Hot hot sauce dripping from their toes.
It looks like he has a squirrel on his dick. Well, I hear that's the chimney. Yuletide squirrels, fresh filleted by the choir. They poke hot skewers through their nose. Sam, you're right here at the cavalry.
I'm trying to figure out what this one is. Santa's Beard by the Beach Boys. Santa's Beard. I wanna meet Santa the real Santa. I wanna meet Santa the real Santa.
What? Wait. What? Is it they're talking about fake Santas in the malls? Is that what they're doing?
I I don't know. Let's Real real Santa wants to meet old Santa Claus. I took my brother to the department store. He wanna show Santa his Christmas list. I It's one of those kind of things I I took my younger brother to the department store.
He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list. He stood in line, and he shook like a leaf. He's only 5a half going on 6. He said, is that really Santa? I picked him up, put him on Santa's lap, and then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt.
He yanked the beard right off his chin. It's funny how all Beach Boys songs sound the same. They sound the same, but they're about awful awful things. Well, what would be funny is we took the beach boys and have them cover, please, daddy, don't come home to drop the Christmas tree. Please don't come home to drop the It's all upbeat.
Sounds like you're at the beach. He fell under the Christmas tree. He's just helping Santa Claus is what the entire second half of the song says. There there's some some strange Christmas songs out there. I think I that one, I might have to slip into the list and anything I can get away with on I'm one of these days, you're gonna hear Korn kidnap the Sandy Claus on classic, and Josh just loses mine.
Why not the typo negative? Christmas morning. That's my favorite Christmas song. Christmas morning with a u. Is there okay.
Well, I know we're about to run out of time here, but we I gotta figure this out. AI Sleep Token Christmas songs. There's probably some out there. Oh my goodness. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Here we go. K. I hope you're ready for this. I I've never heard this before.
It's a mashup between a Sleep Token track and a classic Wham! Last Christmas. I I might have heard this. Alright. I'm excited.
Like the bouncy beat? Alright. Here we go. Vessel. Oh.
It worked. It's not not as great as Scott Stapp's seeing the the the, what's it called, the, the reindeer, the Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Scott Stapp take. Oh, boy. Wait.
Now I'm now I'm in a rabbit hole of this stuff. Shrink does and can easily be turned into a pop act. Justin Bieber's mistletoe, is is the beat. I like it. I like it too.
I like it too. There's even another one that I'm like, okay. This one's pretty cool. Oh, there's an advertisement. Hold on.
Hold on. Oh, yeah. No free plugs. I'm shocked that we got away with 2 so far of with no ads. Yeah.
No. You're bad. Is it playing? Fast forwarding, like Wow. It's not playing.
Did they get it? I'm alright. I realized it was, the the computer was off. Ascensionism with the weekends, the hills. Oh.
Oh, man. Okay. Like, I don't recognize Let's fast forward. It's not Christmas. Do this for language.
Someone met me in pies, lies, pies, The key to you are a little off, but the beat works good. Yeah. It does. Yeah. The notes are a little funky.
Yeah. I like it, though. One cover you should definitely check out outside of Christmas music is, Nick Nocturnal and Will Ramos doing top 10 statues that cried blood. Oh, I haven't heard that yet. Yeah.
Most people are making fun of it online. I'm thinking all the hardcore Room of the Horizon fans were like, I don't like the Will screaming over the course. I I thought it sounded good. I'll check it out, man, for sure. And, Merry Christmas.
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