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What is Popcorn & Plot Holes?
Movies are fun! Movies are awesome! But movies can sometimes be very, very weird... or just plain terrible. In this intersection of fun, awesome, weird and terrible is where Matt, Luciano, Chris and Spencer live and thrive. They'll be watching the latest FACTS (Fantasy, Action, Comic, Thriller, Sci-Fi) movies available on streaming services and sharing their equally awesome, fun, weird and terrible thoughts on them. Welcome to Popcorn & Plot Holes!
Matt (00:02.634)
Why would you not, why can't you keep it together when we start the podcast?
Spencer (00:07.884)
We're not good at that.
Luciano (00:08.636)
We were quiet by the time it recorded.
Chris (00:10.321)
Laughing is good!
Matt (00:10.806)
No, Spencer was literally laughing through the intro. Like a sociopath.
Chris (00:13.981)
That's okay. Oh, but like, it becomes in.
Spencer (00:15.095)
That shows our fun vibe.
Luciano (00:18.173)
You should just leave it like this and... HAHAHAHA
Matt (00:21.13)
I hate everybody here. I don't know why I do anything with any of you. Hello, welcome to the podcast. Plot holes and popcorns. The podcast.
Luciano (00:27.269)
Haha, what?
Spencer (00:27.314)
Ha ha
Luciano (00:31.353)
Podcasts and plot holes.
Chris (00:31.39)
Let it roll! We're all fucking back, yo.
Matt (00:33.174)
The podcast of plot holes. Oh god, who knows what the title of this show is? You don't. With me for the first time, Spencer.
Luciano (00:43.839)
Wait, what?
Spencer (00:45.692)
Wow, such an honor to be here for the very first time. It's so nice to put a face to the voices I've listened to for so many.
Chris (00:48.675)
Ha! Play him in!
Matt (00:52.79)
Yeah, that's fair.
Luciano (00:53.415)
I mean, it is the first time this week.
Matt (00:56.898)
It's also the inaugural episode of Podcasts and Plot holes, so I mean...
Chris (00:57.396)
Mm-hmm. Mm.
Luciano (01:00.095)
Ah, that's true. We're all here for the first time.
Spencer (01:00.374)
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, okay.
Matt (01:04.138)
Wow, I was gonna get there. Bury the fucking lead.
Chris (01:07.449)
Watch the data teach us something that we didn't know we needed.
Matt (01:10.89)
Maybe change the name.
Spencer (01:12.323)
I'm excited. I've listened to this show so much even though this is the first episode. I'm just a big fan.
Matt (01:15.87)
Yeah, I get it. It's good. Luciano is also here for the first time even though he ruined the joke.
Luciano (01:16.364)
Hahahaha!
Luciano (01:24.731)
Was it a joke? Are you aware it's supposed to be funny? Okay, now we're laughing at you, not with you. Hi everybody, hello, I'm Luciano. Nice to be here for the first time, there we go.
Matt (01:26.034)
I don't know. Someone's gonna laugh. You don't know who's laughing right now. We entered this podcast with Spencer's laughing at nothing. So there we go. Nailed it. What an intro. Chris.
Spencer (01:35.697)
Wow.
Spencer (01:39.238)
Never heard that much energy from Luciano. He only did it for sarcasm. Who?
Matt (01:41.518)
Chris, you're still here. Hey, I wanna talk to Chris now. I don't care about your conversation. Chris, you're still here. Why?
Luciano (01:41.695)
That was all the energy for the entire episode.
Chris (01:51.461)
Welcome to Podcasts and Plot Holes. Special guest, discount Steve Zahn, discount Gary Sinise, and Johnny Five.
Luciano (01:53.503)
Ha ha!
Luciano (01:58.691)
Oh no. He stole my joke, this motherfucker.
Matt (02:02.242)
What about, what about Caesar, Caesar Milan?
Chris (02:03.149)
It's our joke. And discount Caesar Malign.
Luciano (02:05.664)
Oh no, yeah, the AI whisperer.
Matt (02:11.226)
Just everyone's clear, Luciano said I can say that so I'm okay. Look at the pass. Thank you. Um, well let's actually talk about what we're doing here. We watched a movie. Clearly, but I have to, I have to, let me host the show for god's sakes. We watched, I think I had to look this up because I was surprised at how to spell this. It's mission, colon, impossible, dash, dead reckoning.
Luciano (02:14.579)
Yeah, yeah, you do.
Spencer (02:14.807)
You got the pass.
Spencer (02:20.89)
They obviously know already based on those references.
Luciano (02:25.075)
Clearly.
Chris (02:25.097)
Do they?
SHIT
Matt (02:39.246)
I don't know if there's another dash, part one. So many pieces to this thing. Dead Reckoning, part one, no punctuation whatsoever because why would we need it? Of one, as it turns out. Yeah, they're renaming the next movie. Because reasons. Listen, we only have time to, yeah.
Luciano (02:41.563)
No, it's just part one, like following.
Spencer (02:43.154)
Part One
Part one of one.
Luciano (02:46.312)
Yeah.
Luciano (02:50.134)
Is it?
Spencer (02:50.941)
Yeah, part one of one.
Luciano (02:54.883)
Oh my lord. Mission Impossible Live Reckoning is the name of the next movie.
Spencer (02:55.93)
Because this movie performed so bad.
Matt (03:00.81)
We only have enough podcasting time to talk about one movie. So we're not gonna talk about whatever the second one, AI. Is it real or is it fantasy? Live reckoning, I hate it. Okay, so what's start positive? You know, everybody loves this movie apparently. No one went to the fucking, hey, hey man. No one went to the theater to watch this movie. But according to Rotten Tomatoes.
Luciano (03:04.447)
Ah, okay. The movie that doesn't exist.
Spencer (03:08.666)
Club. Live reckoning.
Chris (03:20.503)
I hated it!
Chris (03:25.593)
Nooo
Luciano (03:26.131)
Hahaha!
Matt (03:28.938)
Just Spencer went to the system theater to watch this movie. Um, not enough people went to see this in theaters, hence the title change. But according to our Rotten Tomatoes, this is both an audience and a critics over 90% score, um, for both of them. Um, I, I did a slight deep dive because I was curious to why critics, like I don't understand the audience being whack jobs. I mean, it's a good movie. Positive. Um, three out of five apparently counts as a certified fresh.
Spencer (03:30.689)
I did see it in theaters.
Spencer (03:42.643)
Over 90%? Wow.
Luciano (03:44.223)
Both of them, yes.
Luciano (03:53.183)
Hahaha!
Matt (03:57.506)
that I was looking at so I feel like the barrier, it's not good. But who knows? Positive! Yeah, positive. What did you guys love about this movie? What was your favorite part of this movie?
Spencer (03:59.186)
That's a 6 out of 10.
Luciano (04:00.615)
Yeah, 60%
Luciano (04:04.732)
It's fresh going moldy tomorrow
Luciano (04:13.091)
The scene with the yellow Fiat 500. Just the hell scene, I love that scene. Especially the part where they roll down the stairs and then they flip seats somehow. I fucking laughed my ass off. That was honestly the best part about this movie. And I rest my case.
Spencer (04:32.547)
overturned.
Luciano (04:32.883)
I guess... Pfft!
Spencer (04:38.142)
I mean, that was a fine scene. I mean, unfortunately I saw, like the world saw the big stunt of him driving off the cliff in the marketing.
Matt (04:49.002)
You made me watch it at your house like 16 times.
Chris (04:49.181)
Hmm
Spencer (04:50.742)
I remember. I remember I was like, look how thick this is. So what happened in the theater, I was, I was whelmed. You know, like I already seen it and I watched like how they did it because it was really cool. I mean, let's be real. The reason we keep watching these Mission Impossible movies is to watch Tom Cruise progressively hurl himself into the grave.
Luciano (04:52.575)
Hahaha!
Luciano (04:57.051)
Already, already... Yeah. Well, I was welled.
Chris (04:59.919)
Hmm.
Chris (05:05.597)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (05:11.167)
Tom Cruise fuck himself up. Yeah.
Matt (05:15.102)
I just- I just wanna- they better show me in real time in the film when he kills himself. They have to give that to us when he dies. For real. Yeah, we've heard that.
Chris (05:15.485)
Hehehehe
Luciano (05:20.003)
Yeah.
Spencer (05:20.007)
When he dies, yeah, we've earned it
Chris (05:24.713)
The following footage you are about to see is sensitive for some viewers. Viewer discretion is strongly... Hold on to your seats! Here it comes!
Luciano (05:24.815)
Let in.
Luciano (05:31.519)
discouraged. Didn't he break his ankle on the last one when he was jumping from one building to the other and kept on running?
Spencer (05:35.002)
Hehehehe
Matt (05:42.638)
That's some Harrison Ford bullshit. We need some real death-defying murder, death, kill. Thanks. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Listen, I understand we didn't love this movie, but we cannot skip to a different movie from 30 years ago. Six minutes in. Great Flake, love it. Yeah. No, okay. No, no, focus, focus in.
Spencer (05:45.463)
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Luciano (05:47.595)
Yeah.
Chris (05:49.161)
I didn't kill my wife!
Luciano (05:52.071)
Hahaha!
Spencer (05:52.514)
I don't care.
Chris (05:54.623)
REEE
Spencer (06:03.628)
It's a great movie though. It's a great fucking great movie. That's not a great movie. Yeah, no. So I like the scene with the I mean I like the train crashing scene too. Again, this whole movie. We're going to get into the problems with this movie, but the action is always pretty top tier.
Chris (06:03.866)
Yes we can!
Chris (06:07.61)
pregnant
Luciano (06:09.133)
What?
Matt (06:14.079)
that.
Luciano (06:23.027)
Yeah.
Spencer (06:31.394)
I like it. I'm getting to the point though where Tom Cruise, even though I know he's doing a lot of it for real, it's just getting a little like... ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, this was the first time where I felt his age in all of the Mission Impossible movies.
Matt (06:39.01)
Hard to believe. Yeah.
Luciano (06:43.812)
Yeah, yeah.
Chris (06:44.025)
I agree. I agree.
Matt (06:46.802)
It's, it is challenging in the sense that like, he looks old, and, but he's still like, hand-to-hand combating 20-year-olds, when he's like, he looks in his 50s, and it's just like, my guy, I'm pretty sure that... Yeah.
Spencer (06:54.81)
Yeah.
Chris (06:55.23)
Hmm.
Luciano (06:55.527)
Yeah, outrunning, he's outrunning, they picked the Tom Cruise running thing and they really went far in this movie, like he runs for a solid three minutes at one point.
Matt (07:06.241)
Yeah.
Chris (07:08.652)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (07:09.398)
If I'm gonna believe that the character can do all these things at that age, I have to believe that he's getting just as much Scientology, Theed, and magic as the real Tom Cruise.
Matt (07:18.318)
Yeah, exactly. Show. Show don't tell.
Luciano (07:19.907)
It's Zenu, Zenu's blessing, yeah.
Spencer (07:22.145)
Yeah, he's like, even I was like, I too am a Scientologist, and they make me live forever. Like, okay, well, now that drags.
Matt (07:26.287)
Ha ha ha.
Luciano (07:26.335)
Hehehehe
Matt (07:30.942)
Yeah, cause like, you know, say what you want about the last Indiana Jones movie, but at least they understood that, you know, Harrison Ford is old. And so he shouldn't do hand to hand combat with 20 year olds to escape situations, right? Like they, they let them be old. And you know, like, with the, you know, one of the big scenes is like going down, uh, scuba diving. Right? So your age doesn't matter as much when you're scuba diving and try to do that shit. So like, you know, that was interesting, but with Tom Cruise, it was just like, guys.
Spencer (07:41.828)
Yes.
Luciano (07:42.252)
Hahaha
Chris (07:47.785)
cunning.
Spencer (07:54.232)
Yeah.
Matt (08:00.662)
It's like, you can see it in his face. It's, yeah.
Spencer (08:02.286)
Just make him lean on guns more.
Luciano (08:02.375)
Yeah, yeah. Ha ha ha.
Chris (08:04.577)
Yeah, or like write in something fun like IMF nanites. It's like, Ethan, like you should, you're still in the game? Like I thought I...
Matt (08:09.806)
Ahem.
Spencer (08:14.417)
You haven't aged a day!
Luciano (08:17.259)
then they would have to de-age him and that would, you know, hmm. No, it's not.
Chris (08:17.381)
in the knees way.
And that's not a good look.
Spencer (08:22.502)
and they're gonna de-age him with AI. Boom!
Luciano (08:25.1)
Yeah, oh that's not go there.
Matt (08:25.71)
Oh, back into the movie. I agree with the action sequences. I actually thought that the, the sand storm fight scene was pretty cool. I enjoyed like.
Luciano (08:35.293)
Yeah, yeah.
Spencer (08:36.05)
I like that too, but they did a sandstorm like two movies ago. You know the one where he's climbing the building in Dubai and then there's like a whole chase scene through a sandstorm?
Matt (08:38.814)
Oh, did they? I mean, yeah.
Luciano (08:40.319)
What?
Matt (08:43.15)
Oh yeah. He spends a lot of time in Dubai for international movies.
Luciano (08:45.129)
in Rogue Nation.
Spencer (08:49.506)
No, I'm- No, but that's not what I- What? No, I'm saying in the movie!
Matt (08:53.262)
Oh, sorry. My bad. No, but I mean like in the movies in, but this was Abu Dhabi, not Dubai. So that's, that's my bad. Like because he's the desert and then the airport, like that's Abu Dhabi, right? The airport, all of that. Yeah. I'm just saying, it's technically different in Middle Eastern countries.
Luciano (09:01.223)
Wait, is it, is it, okay.
Luciano (09:07.12)
Yeah, it's Abu Dhabi, yeah.
Spencer (09:07.866)
But the tallest building in the world, that was Dubai.
Luciano (09:10.355)
Yes. Oh yeah. I forgot about that.
Spencer (09:13.862)
But it was still a gigantic sandstorm that they have a big action sequence in. I was like, you can't do that twice. It's too specific.
Matt (09:16.455)
Yeah, sure.
Matt (09:21.006)
I mean, I think it's—it's when you—when you—to their credit, when you want to live in the world with as many practical effects as you can, you kind of limit yourself, right? There's a reason why the big end scene was a train, you know, and not like a spaceship. Yeah.
Luciano (09:33.495)
not a spaceship.
Spencer (09:35.45)
We'll get there.
Matt (09:38.666)
Alright, I think we've, Chris, did you have, did you talk about your favorite thing? Like, isn't that to be a scene in the movie? Maybe you really enjoyed, you know, how the movie portrayed women, or, um, how it killed people for no reason. I don't know, like...
Spencer (09:42.523)
He did not.
Chris (09:43.081)
Bye!
Spencer (09:48.858)
Heheheheh
Luciano (09:52.748)
This is called foreshadowing.
Chris (09:52.897)
I agree. While I want to give Ilse Faust her flowers trying to defend grace on that bridge from discount Cesar and Milan, that was her send-off. It was very anticlimactic.
Spencer (09:57.537)
Agre
Luciano (10:17.636)
Wait. Wait, this- yeah, this is the- this is what you liked, not what you didn't like.
Spencer (10:18.854)
This is positive, you son of a bitch.
Chris (10:22.585)
Oops, I didn't like it. I was let down. So what I did like was actually the close quarters Ali fight scene when Ethan is stuck between two people, two agents, and he's trying to like, like it was, that was, yeah, it was, that was thrilling, that was thrilling.
Spencer (10:24.493)
Oopsies!
Luciano (10:36.267)
You like that?
Spencer (10:39.442)
I like that too, it's cool.
Luciano (10:39.567)
Okay.
Matt (10:41.174)
Luciano, if you don't think about what they came to an alleyway to kill him with, it was a fun scene. That's all. Should they have brought guns? Yeah, probably.
Luciano (10:47.071)
Okay, fine, it's true. Action-wise, it was fun.
Spencer (10:49.865)
Yeah. And if you don't shit on the parts people like, you'll be liked.
Matt (10:56.43)
No, that's not true. That... That can't be right.
Luciano (10:57.503)
I mean you're saying words but they don't make sense.
Spencer (10:57.839)
Hehe
Chris (11:00.157)
This segment brought to you by How to Win Friends and Influence People.
Matt (11:04.73)
Alienate people I think that's just Lucy I was going for It's fine. We did a revised edition. Okay. Yeah, I think those are all Mostly fun spots not the Ilsa Faust send off but yeah, things were good all actions yeah, we all picked a different action scene because
Chris (11:06.705)
Oops, second edition.
Luciano (11:08.457)
Hahaha!
Spencer (11:17.51)
Did we all say action scenes in different ways? Yeah, okay, just making sure.
Chris (11:20.357)
Yes. No, no, not at all. Not at all.
Luciano (11:20.887)
Actually, yes. Yeah, we all we all picked a different action scene
Spencer (11:25.093)
Hehe
Matt (11:25.098)
That's it. I mean, but that's, that's what this movie was good at. Like when it was just action scenes, it was fun. Like I, I can see in a weird world where you just do not think about anything like, like plot or like how AI works. If it's just, I'm stringing along from action scene to action scene, you'd have a good time. Um, but unfortunately.
Luciano (11:28.541)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chris (11:45.83)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (11:47.59)
Yeah, in a world where you as the audience have no self-respect, you can enjoy this movie.
Matt (11:50.986)
Right. Yeah, because...
Spencer (11:52.674)
Yeah, this movie had definitely some issues. Like,
Matt (11:56.206)
Because the problem with this movie, Spencer, is that it is two hours and 45 minutes. Yeah. And of those two hours and 45 minutes, there were many, many minutes devoted to not action. Too many minutes devoted to not action.
Spencer (12:02.254)
Wow, is it really?
Luciano (12:03.645)
Yes.
Chris (12:04.745)
Hmm.
Spencer (12:12.044)
It didn't feel a minute over two hours and 45.
Matt (12:15.578)
Well, that's what that's what it was. What? Oh, good.
Luciano (12:15.703)
243 at most.
Spencer (12:18.75)
And then felt it. Do you have to do 43 at most? Well, I like as a movie as a whole like I found it like I enjoyed myself But I really like this series and I would say it was the first time I left it feeling disappointed out of all of them Maybe the second one
Chris (12:22.553)
I didn't feel much of anything once the movie started.
Luciano (12:38.603)
The first time? Wait, have you watched Mission Impossible 2 and 3?
Matt (12:41.952)
Yeah.
Spencer (12:45.498)
First of all, shut your face. Second of all, fuck you. Third of all, Mission Volsul 3 is criminally underrated.
Luciano (12:47.415)
Ha ha ha!
Matt (12:50.646)
Heheheheheheh
Chris (12:54.833)
You can remember Mission Impossible 3?
Luciano (12:54.835)
No, no, it's just crimi- it's just criminal. That's not- that's not his fault that the movie sucks. BULLS. It's horrible.
Spencer (12:56.966)
Philip Seymour Hoffman is a fantastic villain in that movie.
Chris (12:59.429)
Oh, that one? Oh wow, that one.
Spencer (13:03.386)
He's a fantastic villain in it and it makes it decent. J.J. Abrams makes things look weird and shiny and that did ruin it a bit. We're not talking about that movie Luciano. I would say this is the best seven movie franchise that exists.
Luciano (13:09.143)
Horrible, horrible, it's horrible. Ha ha ha.
Matt (13:12.906)
Yeah, Luciana.
Luciano (13:18.405)
AHHHHH
Matt (13:19.518)
Where are the other ones? Star Wars?
Spencer (13:20.37)
I... Star Wars? Police Academy, you're right, that's a good point. Uh, Fast and the Furious?
Chris (13:21.257)
Police Academy.
Luciano (13:22.631)
Police Academy, holy shit.
Matt (13:27.097)
He's got you there.
Chris (13:27.889)
Harry Potter.
Luciano (13:28.651)
Harry Potter, yeah.
Spencer (13:29.854)
Oh sorry, Harry Potter is better than this. I take it back, you guys proved me wrong.
Matt (13:30.23)
I've... Yeah.
I would argue that if you just take the seven movies as fast as yours, it might be better. It's when you get to like fast nine and ten. Hey Spencer, we're not talking about that movie. We're talking about this movie.
Spencer (13:38.362)
Get the fuck outta here, are you fucked?
Luciano (13:38.555)
Yeah. Resident Evil is better than this.
Spencer (13:44.13)
You guys are fucking out of line.
Luciano (13:47.135)
Ha ha
Spencer (13:51.762)
Fast and the Furious? That movie goes off the rails! Alright.
Matt (13:54.519)
We're talking about dead reckoning. That's the one we're talking about. Let's ask some questions. I'm just going to ask questions. You guys can answer how you feel. Maybe yes or no or like true or false. Maybe show me the doll where they hurt you. I don't know. We'll see where the questions go.
Luciano (14:11.888)
I'm fucking scared now.
Matt (14:13.694)
What is, how do we feel? So we have the opening action sequence of the movie, right?
Spencer (14:20.156)
The boat.
Matt (14:23.392)
the submarine. We got the red October cold open.
Chris (14:23.746)
The submarine!
Luciano (14:26.807)
It's not really an action scene as much. It's tense, but...
Spencer (14:28.665)
Yeah.
Matt (14:29.594)
I mean there was a... Was it the... Whatever, it's tense. There's tense and there's missile shooting, torpedoes. I mean, fuck you. The point is, we get this opening scene. How did you feel after seeing that submarine sink itself? And did you know that it was a rogue AI because they kept showing those lights blinking red?
Chris (14:29.661)
Set piece or whatever.
Luciano (14:35.382)
Fair enough.
Chris (14:46.594)
No, I did not know.
Luciano (14:47.179)
No, and I've, it was, so to me, before they jump into the scene that comes right after, which I'm sure we're going to talk about, which is in the director, the security director's office there, like I was like, Holy shit, what the fuck is happening? Because you think that they're going to start some sort of a war with the U.S. right? And then like nothing happens. And I was like,
Luciano (15:17.215)
When it hits itself, I was like, what the fuck is happening? And then it cuts to the little security thingy with the blinking red lights. I was like, oh no. Like I had a sinking feeling of like, this is gonna be bad, isn't it?
Spencer (15:32.486)
Well if you don't like it, go watch Fast and Furious you... fuck. Sorry. Yeah. And it was cooler!
Matt (15:36.438)
Hey man, they had a submarine in Fast and Furious and it was cool, I guess. That's five, it's very, well yeah. Yeah, it's fair, it's the best one actually, five. So that's fair, no, I think you make a good point, Luciano, that like, it's hard to come out of that submarine thing feeling.
Chris (15:40.253)
This is Brazil!
Luciano (15:45.329)
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Chris (15:46.505)
It's within the seven.
Luciano (16:00.895)
Hopeful? Ha ha ha. Mmm.
Matt (16:02.267)
It's like, you're just very cautious, you're just like, mm, when it was.
Spencer (16:05.322)
I was intrigued. I didn't think it was like I thought I was going to. I was intrigued by it. I wasn't as like turned off like right away. I was I just thought it was going to be like, oh, somebody sabotaged it using an AI program, but it's not going to be like where they went with it. What's just like, in my opinion, like borderline supernatural. It was like it was I thought it was going to be more like real world, like, oh, they planted a virus that was like a smart virus or something like.
Luciano (16:22.823)
Oh yeah.
Luciano (16:31.079)
The thing that threw me, like I had that thought first, like I said, when the torpedo hits the submarine itself, I was actually very intrigued. It's like, oh, okay, holy shit, this is weird and interesting. It was when they showed the screen and then it changed to the fucking screensaver that it's supposed to be the entity. It was like, oh no, what is this? Because that's always how they put like evil AI. It has a face for whatever reason.
Matt (16:43.382)
Right. Yeah.
Matt (16:52.962)
Yeah.
Spencer (17:01.026)
for the audience. It all becomes Hal. It all becomes Hal from 2001 Space Odyssey. That's all we know. That's what we think AI is. That's what dumb people think AI is. A red light in a little circle. Oh no, it's on my screen right now. No! Oh god! It's in my head. It's sending a missile to me.
Chris (17:01.054)
And it turns red. It eventually turns red at some point, but not this one.
Matt (17:06.975)
Yeah, basically.
Luciano (17:07.592)
Yeah, yeah.
Luciano (17:11.319)
Like a red light. Yeah. So I was intrigued. I was intrigued until, yeah. Oh no. It knows your name.
Chris (17:15.368)
Hmm.
Matt (17:20.746)
Bye!
Chris (17:22.801)
Hello Spencer.
You
Chris (17:29.745)
Your marmalade-flavored Cheetos have arrived via DoorDash. Why don't you get up and answer the door?
Spencer (17:29.78)
and shooting my own missile backwards.
Luciano (17:36.063)
My middle-aged, you know, that's terror, that's terrorism.
Spencer (17:36.826)
Nooo
Matt (17:43.182)
Spencer, what is the most important to you, your friends and family? Like every other person on the planet? Interesting. Couldn't seen that coming.
Luciano (17:46.622)
Oh.
Spencer (17:48.398)
No. Truly, you're not omniscient if you think that. My PlayStation! Hehehehe
Luciano (17:52.994)
Hahaha
Ha ha ha!
Matt (17:56.332)
Let's talk about this for a second. Listen, if you know what we do here, you know that the plot hole is the entity. And so we will talk about that in the next section. So we're not going to go into it too much here, but we do need to talk about the next section of the movie, because this is where the movie becomes completely unhinged. We go to somewhere in Washington.
Spencer (18:05.083)
Yes.
Luciano (18:06.76)
Yes.
Spencer (18:22.647)
Sorry, can I just point out, this is where the movie comes completely unhinged. This is the second scene of the movie? Yeah. We just did the opening! Okay. Bye.
Luciano (18:27.343)
Yeah. Literally five minutes in or like 10 minutes in at most. Yeah.
Matt (18:28.202)
But it does. It kind of does like because we go to Washington and we're in the secretary. Is it the fence?
Chris (18:28.434)
Hehe
Luciano (18:39.53)
Director of Defense or Security. Yeah, something like that. Carry Elves!
Chris (18:40.077)
So national security, something like that.
Matt (18:43.374)
Yeah, whatever. Not important. He's gonna die, don't worry about it. Um, spoilers. I don't care. Um, so we go into his office and we have all of the... We have a bunch of high ranking officials and they're all talking about the entity. They're all cameos basically, yeah.
Spencer (18:44.43)
Military boss man Yeah
Chris (18:49.501)
Eh! Oops.
Luciano (18:53.311)
Hahaha
Luciano (18:58.151)
We have cameos, first of all, in Deera Varma. And, and, uh, yeah, just like talking heads, just talking heads. Yeah. Spewing the vilest bullshit I have ever heard. Like just a, just a metric tone of horse shit. Like I'm surprised there was room left in the room with all the horseshit they spewed in that.
Chris (19:02.665)
And they're just headshots. They're just like headshots each time. Yeah.
Matt (19:05.322)
Zoomed in headshots. Yep.
Matt (19:13.814)
The dumbest.
Luciano (19:25.395)
What, like five sentences of them explaining what the fuck the entity was?
Spencer (19:29.362)
To be fair, Luciano is wearing a shirt about coding. He is going to be hypocritical. Joe Schlow over here being me was like, this makes a lot of sense. The Entity's Matrix is becoming sentient and therefore is a
Luciano (19:34.226)
I am.
Luciano (19:38.644)
True, true, true.
Luciano (19:46.728)
Listen, if that's what they said, if they were like just, oh, this is an AI that went sentient and left it at that, I would not have a problem with it.
Spencer (19:56.114)
So what was the part that was like as a smart person? Give me, can you give me an example? Cause being a dumb person, to me I was like, computer go beep boop. And I was like, I was sold.
Luciano (19:58.551)
Everything else. Okay. So they, they say, I mean, computer go beep up is how you, what do you learn the first class in, in college when you're, but anyway, they, they say that the entity, like the security thing, which they explained later, but they say that
Chris (20:06.473)
Hehehehe Folded
Spencer (20:13.366)
Of course. I got that far.
Luciano (20:26.387)
it behaves like a computer virus, then a botnet, then a tapeworm. So three words. Computer virus is fine, but a botnet, the net part of botnet is a bunch of computers. And a tapeworm is what you get from eating raw pork. There's nothing to do with computing at all.
Spencer (20:33.271)
See, my brain is doing what it did in the theater, as checking out and just agreeing.
Chris (20:46.985)
Mmm. Hehehehe.
Spencer (20:50.794)
That all checked out for me, I'm not gonna lie. So you're telling me the computer is smart.
Luciano (20:56.047)
Oh god and then it absorbed and then they say it absorbed an AI from like Saudi Arabia. I was like the fuck Yeah, it was grok. Yeah was grok Uh, yeah, no, it's just okay so without going too deep because we will later it's just the over-explaining in dumb terms like it just
Chris (20:57.105)
You're telling me the files are in the computer.
Chris (21:04.397)
It was Grock. It was Grock.
Spencer (21:07.576)
Tapeworms sound bad, this thing sounds evil.
Spencer (21:20.204)
You got, you sold me. It made sense, I get it.
Matt (21:23.954)
Luciano, just to tell you, it was until six months ago when the entity breached Saudi Arabia's General Intelligence Directorate and assimilated their top secret active learning AI before vanishing into the cloud. Other AIs don't actively learn.
Luciano (21:24.399)
Okay.
Spencer (21:32.902)
Uh huh.
Luciano (21:35.459)
active learning, I'm like, oh, fuck. Oh yeah, and vanished into the cloud. What the fuck did it do? It go above the clouds and now you can't see it? Is that what it did? Like, yeah, none of that, none of that shit.
Spencer (21:38.503)
That that.
Chris (21:43.11)
Yeah
Spencer (21:47.162)
Guys, the cloud is the internet of the sky. Let me explain it to you. The cloud is in the sky, and that's where information goes to sleep. And then it can be awoken for access.
Luciano (21:53.07)
Yeah, and it vanished there.
Chris (21:53.693)
Here we go.
Luciano (22:04.635)
Oh yeah, it also says it has multiple personalities.
Chris (22:08.221)
Hmm. That was some civil shepherd shit Gosh darn it
Matt (22:08.302)
Mm hmm. Yeah.
Luciano (22:11.395)
Yeah. So.
Spencer (22:14.182)
We'll get to this. I'm re-railing us, Matt. Matt, what was your question?
Luciano (22:16.178)
Yeah.
Matt (22:17.528)
Okay.
Matt (22:21.247)
Yeah
Luciano (22:24.436)
Yeah.
Matt (22:24.682)
But great question, Spencer.
Spencer (22:26.474)
Thank you!
Luciano (22:28.659)
We were talking about the next scene and why it becomes unhinged.
Matt (22:30.938)
Yeah, I just, I just, like, you know, we're spending a lot of time here and we'll have to move on soon, but like, it, like, this is where the movie just does something in a way that, like, breaks any hope of immersion for me. Because it's not that it uses, it's not that it, well, it is that it over explains AI, but it isn't that it over explains AI and it's wrong. It's that it basically says so many things to you that
Luciano (22:46.357)
Yeah.
Luciano (22:54.111)
Hehehehehe
Matt (23:01.247)
They're basically trading on the idea that your brain is going to turn off. They're just like, if we say enough things, everyone's brain is going to turn off.
Luciano (23:03.911)
Yeah. Well, what they said was one step above, well, and then the bottom above went into the watermajig and then it became
Spencer (23:04.647)
and it worked. And I'm telling you, guys.
Spencer (23:18.162)
Go on.
Matt (23:18.41)
Yeah.
Chris (23:21.721)
I'm listening. This is me listening.
Luciano (23:24.948)
Yeah.
Spencer (23:25.314)
I'm trying to tell you this I'm trying to explain why this movie is a 90% Positive score because most people are like me and I had no problem with the scene when I watch in theaters. I was like, okay I'm with you computer bad Computer smart moving on and I think that is the least of this movies
Luciano (23:30.326)
Because nobody cares.
Luciano (23:38.015)
Ha ha ha!
Luciano (23:45.151)
Computer can predict the future, but we'll get into it.
Matt (23:48.638)
So, okay, let's just skip through here. I want to go through the movie scene by scene. But I bring this up because it is the staging room for all the issues we're going to have for the rest of this movie. Because what comes out of this is, to me, the challenge isn't that they set a bunch of mumbo jumbo with AI. The challenge is the mumbo jumbo they set up with the AI isn't accurate, or it changes, or it goes back on itself. Why does it need a human puppet if it's everywhere?
Luciano (24:11.415)
Yeah, it changes. Yeah. Because they also insist that it's like, it's amoral, and it's code and logical, but then it gloats. Yeah, like... Is Cloud Hands like the computer equivalent of Jazz Hands?
Matt (24:17.174)
and can do everything.
Spencer (24:18.606)
Doesn't have hands.
Matt (24:25.662)
Yeah.
Chris (24:26.345)
It's got cloud hands. Cloud hands that descend from the sky of the internet, right?
Chris (24:37.113)
In a way, yes. Like the cloud, like the cloud hands that we've seen in the Fantastic Four Jessica Alba vehicle where Galactus is a cloud and not a body. Do you remember that bullshit? Exactly. Cloud hands! Well, sometimes you need to dig down to get back up.
Matt (24:37.208)
think so.
Spencer (24:39.57)
It's not as cool.
Luciano (24:41.168)
Hahaha
Luciano (24:47.628)
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Yeah.
Spencer (24:48.306)
Hmm.
Matt (24:49.414)
Whoa. Fuck me.
Spencer (24:51.226)
Why'd you bring us there?
Luciano (24:53.252)
loud hits.
Spencer (24:55.602)
Is it kind of like the evil cloud from Green Lantern that comes down and parallax?
Chris (25:00.177)
Parallax? Parallax, yeah.
Matt (25:00.298)
No, no, Barrelax, Barrelax is yellow, not green. So that he's not the knockout gas.
Luciano (25:01.551)
Oh, parallax, yeah.
Chris (25:05.637)
In the move.
Luciano (25:06.183)
I was going to say, yeah, it's not the knockout gas. The knockout gas is the green lantern corn stuff. Yeah.
Matt (25:11.77)
Yeah.
Spencer (25:12.774)
Is it kind of like the gas and the mist that kind of comes down?
Matt (25:17.135)
Less murdery.
Spencer (25:18.36)
Okay.
Luciano (25:18.556)
Yeah, last murder.
Chris (25:20.265)
I think it was, to be honest, I think it was a stink bomb.
Like fart spray.
Luciano (25:25.299)
Well, I mean, we're very into another territory here. We never do this. Well, what's happening to us? We never do this.
Matt (25:27.538)
Now, why would we revere off anything? So, okay.
Chris (25:29.933)
I think that's relevant. I think that's relevant. Have any of you pulled a fart bomb prank in junior high? I did. It was green. It was green.
Spencer (25:31.462)
Ha ha
Matt (25:40.084)
No.
Luciano (25:40.539)
No. Anyway, let me just say this about the entity. The idea of them having to, like, as a framing device, them having an enemy that can at least somewhat, let's not go with full prediction, but it can somewhat anticipate what they're going to do, and they have to kind of circumvent it in ways like to communicate or whatever, because they explain, oh, anything that it touches is, you know,
Spencer (26:09.99)
compromised.
Luciano (26:10.275)
infected and yeah, and then you can't trust anything that comes out of it. Like that whole idea of like, okay, now they have an enemy they have that is ahead of them and they have to circumvent it. That is an interesting idea, at least to me.
Spencer (26:23.036)
I think so too.
Matt (26:23.17)
Hey bro, you watched it, it's called Ballasar Galactica, and it's the Cylons or Caesar Milan.
Spencer (26:26.578)
Yeah. And it was fucking awesome.
Luciano (26:26.587)
Yeah, well, yes, this, that is true. I hadn't thought of that, but you're absolutely right. Yeah.
Spencer (26:31.47)
That is, that actually would work really well in this genre too if they had to like give up all technology and they go to all those old school spy maneuvers where it's like.
Chris (26:40.009)
Mm-hmm, which they got so close to with the satellite the old satellites. I'm like, whoa this is
Luciano (26:40.787)
which they did a little bit, right? Yeah.
Spencer (26:45.626)
They did it for like communicating, but it would be cool if they used like umbrellas that had like Like points in them that to poison people like all those old-school spy like technologies
Luciano (26:45.715)
Yeah.
Luciano (26:54.175)
That actually, you know, that would have been so cool, like as an homage to the original MI series. Yeah, yeah. Like that would have been great. Right.
Spencer (26:58.811)
Yeah.
Matt (27:03.078)
It's part of the challenge, right? Is they were like, oh, the godless, stateless, amoral, entity is destroying everything. I don't know why AI would have a god, but that's neither here nor there. Ha! But like, it's like either, and they talk about how they're like, you see them and they're digitizing, undigitizing records. They're typing all their records into a typewriter, which doesn't.
Luciano (27:09.004)
Oh yeah, godless, stateless.
Spencer (27:15.108)
We're supposed to be their gods.
Luciano (27:28.544)
Yeah.
Matt (27:30.774)
Like, I guess it's to keep the truth of them in...
Luciano (27:33.603)
Yeah, you know what also works if they're because they're copying they're copying right print it motherfucker print it
Spencer (27:34.854)
from being compromised.
Matt (27:37.522)
Yeah, yeah. No, you can't do that. Paper is. Paper is godless, stateless and immoral.
Spencer (27:43.389)
The printer's compromised!
Chris (27:45.009)
Where is...
Chris (27:49.073)
Where is the Gutenberg Press?
Luciano (27:49.165)
A moral, a moral, a moral, which is important because the idea is that like they're trying to sell, at least what I understood is they're trying to sell the idea that the entity has become sanctioned and it's trying to sort of ensure its own survival by infiltrating society like making us hostage of our use of technology, right? This is basically a Black Mirror episode in this case.
Matt (28:10.078)
Yeah. Well, and that's why it would have been interesting to, to go full, go all the way. Cause they show you a little piece of like, Hey, we use the satellite and Hey, we're typing all of our security information down for reasons.
Luciano (28:14.933)
Yeah.
Luciano (28:20.255)
And we're using skywaves communication, whatever the fuck that is that they talk about in the end. Yeah.
Matt (28:25.262)
I'm pretty sure it's still electronic, but we don't need to worry about that. So that would be interesting, right? And instead, they just try to stay one step ahead of it and use it when it's convenient and blah, blah. And so let's...
Luciano (28:35.503)
And they also did what Spencer said, like they went, you know, how 9,000 where like the computer actually is evil. It's not just trying to like survive. It's actively trying to dominate the world.
Matt (28:48.37)
Okay, then answer me this, Genus. How did the godless, stateless, amoral entity lock the gates behind Tom Cruise to trap him in their alleyway? And still... I'm pretty sure the entity did that. No, but the entity predicted it all. And then... also got... Right, yeah. See? Yeah.
Luciano (28:53.547)
Hahaha
Luciano (29:00.159)
Well they... no the two people closed it. No no no, they closed it.
Oh yeah, that's true. That's true.
Chris (29:11.185)
Well, the entity led him to that alleyway to get trapped. The ear coms.
Luciano (29:13.403)
Yeah. And then when he was trapped and then when he was trapped, it gloated like, you know, you know where the person you wanted to see is? She's in that bridge. Why are you telling him that?
Spencer (29:13.882)
That's true. He's got you there.
Matt (29:23.902)
Right. Well, I mean, that's not even my question. I want to know how it managed to do that and also managed to... Because Caesar said, sorry, Gabriel, quote-unquote, said... He said that one of the two women had to die for him to get the key and that Ethan had to choose.
Luciano (29:28.787)
Hmm
Luciano (29:37.159)
I just your fucking Caesar now.
Chris (29:39.027)
Keep leaving it in. Yes and.
Luciano (29:45.961)
Right.
Yeah.
Luciano (29:52.219)
Yeah, because the AI also hated Ethan as much as Gabriel does for whatever reason. We never understand why Gabriel hates Ethan as much. But yeah.
Spencer (29:53.23)
he didn't choose.
Matt (29:53.559)
But.
Matt (30:05.194)
Right. So the question here is, is this the most brilliant piece of movie storytelling? Because Ethan didn't choose and therefore we should have known all along that Gabriel would never get the key because the future that the entity predicted was now false?
Luciano (30:08.72)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (30:24.319)
didn't... well, he didn't choose but one of them did die.
Spencer (30:27.386)
He gives this script way too much credit.
Matt (30:32.202)
Yeah, but Ethan had to choose and clearly Gabriel chose.
Luciano (30:33.779)
No, I think that was just Gabriel being... I know, but I think the part of Ethan having to choose was just Gabriel being a dick. Not... I don't think he...
Matt (30:41.514)
Yeah, but you can't, you can't, you can't give me like subtext of what someone said. It's like, oh, I think he didn't mean that. He said it. So it's true. Yeah.
Luciano (30:46.435)
Oh, of course. Well, I am.
Spencer (30:48.762)
It was very clearly stated that Ethan had to choose and Ethan did not choose. Therefore, ergo, vis-a-vis, the robot is a lying piece of shit. Fuck you. I'm out. An amoral, godless, faceless, dickless...
Luciano (30:55.495)
Well, wait. Wait.
Matt (31:01.629)
Amoral.
Luciano (31:03.272)
A godless, stateless, amoral, lying piece of shit. Hahahaha You don't know that, you don't know that, you don't know that.
Matt (31:05.762)
Ha ha ha!
I'm going to go.
Oh, you tell, you just tell by the little blue lines in his eye.
Spencer (31:14.018)
You can tell the real question is how could this AI throw such a sick party where it's the walls or something was they said we are in the AI right now I was so confused like it was like that was like a big reveal.
Luciano (31:15.685)
Oh wow, I see.
Chris (31:24.191)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (31:24.339)
Yeah.
Luciano (31:30.479)
No, no, what they were making a very clever play on words with party The interested party is in this party. The interested party is this party Fucking kill yourself. I don't know
Chris (31:30.495)
you might consider.
Spencer (31:37.018)
What is-
Spencer (31:41.914)
What the fuck does that mean, is this party?
Chris (31:42.009)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (31:46.066)
And then they look around like the AI is all over the walls.
Matt (31:46.094)
Chris, you know-
Chris (31:46.245)
It was the wall.
Luciano (31:48.487)
Well, because it appears the fucking stupid like screen saver face appears.
Chris (31:49.978)
Mm-hmm.
Chris (31:54.27)
Yeah.
Spencer (31:56.274)
So it was the party. I'm bringing the party to you. How does that classify as a party?
Chris (31:58.566)
Yes.
Luciano (32:05.216)
You're muted, Matt.
Spencer (32:07.346)
Thank God. Oh, he's back. We're just talking about you.
Luciano (32:08.917)
Hahahaha
Chris (32:09.429)
Hahahaha Uh, no, no
Matt (32:10.866)
Oh, I'm back. Chris, do you think you can explain to us how the AI was inside of us all along?
Spencer (32:21.554)
We just said he's dickless. Oh, I guess that's not his dick
Luciano (32:21.775)
Oh no. Yeah, I knew it. I fucking, I fu- USB, yeah.
Chris (32:21.886)
pegging.
Matt (32:26.461)
USB packing?
Chris (32:27.823)
You know, just gotta blow on it. Just be, phoom phoom, and then just make sure you gotta turn it the right way. Turn it the right, it's not USB-C.
Spencer (32:33.138)
Yeah, no.
Luciano (32:34.081)
Holy... Wait... Wait, wait... Why does it go humf, is it a bottle too?
Chris (32:40.889)
No, you gotta make sure the dirt is out of the dick. The USB dick.
Luciano (32:42.835)
Well, I get what you're trying to say. OK. Yeah. Ha ha ha.
Spencer (32:44.818)
You're putting that in the wrong port! UGH!
Chris (32:47.065)
Right. Ah, I didn't kill my wife. I don't care. Ah, the external drive.
Spencer (32:52.594)
Damnit Entity!
Luciano (32:56.932)
So I guess the AI was the friends that we made all along. Along the way, yeah.
Matt (33:02.607)
You know what? Listen.
Chris (33:02.769)
Just remember the safe word is milk.
Spencer (33:06.386)
Milky milk milk!
Matt (33:08.394)
Um, gross. Uh, we've done a very bad job of foreshadowing and avoiding talking about the AI, so let's just dive into the plot hole. We can't. We can't avoid it.
Luciano (33:15.243)
Did we? Yeah, yeah.
Spencer (33:15.442)
You can't avoid it. Much like the AI in this film, you cannot avoid its omniscient, present stupidness.
Luciano (33:20.729)
Yeah.
Chris (33:27.101)
Dickient.
Spencer (33:28.85)
Dick dick. Yeah, no. So what's.
Luciano (33:29.043)
Why?
What? Why?
Chris (33:33.469)
The dick was everywhere. The AI dick, it was swaying in its dick, posturing the entire time to the point where Gable's like, the key shall lay itself at my feet and I shall jizz my pants.
Matt (33:35.012)
So anyways...
Luciano (33:39.735)
G.
Spencer (33:43.346)
Are you saying the key is the dick?
Luciano (33:45.211)
is the dick. Ah, there we go. There we go. So that's why it wanted the dick back, basically.
Matt (33:48.406)
He's not wrong.
Chris (33:49.321)
Think about it, let it marinate.
Matt (33:52.022)
That's why that.
Well, and that's why he was so angry because his dick was so tiny. Um, all right. Hey, hey, you started this Chris. You can't be all like, it's gross. All of a sudden you took us down this road. I want to talk about the plot hole of the entity. Let's dive into this a bit because I think, you know, there's a lot to talk about here. If we don't budget our time well, shall we say? Um,
Luciano (33:57.791)
Yeah, oh yeah, and split in two. And split in two.
Spencer (33:58.066)
Hehehe
Chris (33:59.345)
But it's a special. Ah!
Luciano (34:04.688)
Yeah, you did, you did, you did.
Chris (34:06.314)
It's okay! Are we okay?
Spencer (34:08.85)
Crit map. Yeah, what's the.
Luciano (34:21.904)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (34:24.938)
And I think what we want to do is really talk about.
I guess it's five questions about the entity. It's a five part question. Uh, who entity, how entity, why entity, what entity, when entity. Oh, it's a six part, where entity.
Spencer (34:31.89)
Oh boy, it's a five part question.
Luciano (34:32.151)
Okay, yeah. It is a five, yeah.
Chris (34:33.491)
Hit em!
Spencer (34:38.578)
Oh, damn it.
Luciano (34:39.205)
Hahaha!
Spencer (34:44.913)
Yeah. Well, where? Everywhere. Oh, it's in the cloud.
Luciano (34:46.739)
Well, where is Vanished in the Cloud?
Matt (34:49.078)
Yep. Okay, that one's down, easy.
Spencer (34:51.73)
like my dick pics. It's in the cloud. I mean, the biggest, there are a lot of problems with the entity from a, I'll just say to get the non-fun stuff from a, from a movie making point of view, it does, it's, you can't have an omniscient present villain without creating holes. Otherwise a movie doesn't happen. So they shouldn't have even said he, like you said before, he shouldn't be able to predict the future. It should be like he could make
Luciano (34:52.287)
That one's down. Easy, easy. Heh heh.
Luciano (35:09.512)
Yeah.
Spencer (35:21.874)
educated guesses and be tactical. But then he makes like, but then he's like, if I jump off the train, I'm going to land on this car without looking. And I'm like, now that's just ridiculous. I'm like, was that his car? Did he rent it? Did he time it?
Luciano (35:23.507)
which is what they say at first, right? Like Gabriel says that.
Matt (35:29.471)
Yeah.
Luciano (35:30.391)
Yeah. No, no, no. Well, that was one of the worst ones because it was like, how did like because he breaks all the controls from the train. Right. How did he know exactly what speed the train was going to be so that he could jump within like a two one second window and fall on that truck?
Matt (35:32.865)
Yeah
Matt (35:42.314)
Yes, speeds up the train.
Spencer (35:51.602)
And were we supposed to believe that that truck wasn't like hired by him? Like it was just like the AI knew that that truck would be there.
Luciano (35:57.563)
No, no, I think that was the plan. It would be there on purpose, but still.
Spencer (36:01.458)
Like his car.
Matt (36:02.71)
Hey, uh, I would like to rerail us into budgeting our time better, because we are lost in the thinnest of thin.
Spencer (36:07.602)
No, we're talking about the truck, Matt. No, the driver?
Matt (36:11.514)
The AI!
Luciano (36:12.264)
So what was the Trex make? No, I'm kidding.
Chris (36:15.209)
Can you imagine if the entity was observing the entire situation on the scuffle on the top of the train via drone and observed Ethan Hunt's face palming, noticing the switcheroo that Ethan pulled off, and then it's like, Gabriel failed me. I see. I have to take matters into my own hands. And then he adjusts the truck so Gabriel trust falls to his death.
Luciano (36:28.151)
and like facepalming the whole time.
Luciano (36:36.663)
Yeah.
Luciano (36:40.983)
J- like, splats? I would have liked that! You have failed, you have failed me, Dark Messiah! Pfft! That would have been good.
Matt (36:42.59)
Ha ha
Chris (36:46.671)
See you next time.
And then like Gabriel like turns over and slowly is like, oh, fiddle stick splat, pancake.
Luciano (36:56.375)
Yeah, and he has to say fiddlesticks because he doesn't curse notoriously. No, okay, so let me rail this back. So the problem with depression thing and the whole godless, stateless, dickless, artless, factless, factless amoral thing, it's that it immediately, like in the two or three times that it actually interacts with anyone except for Gabriel.
Matt (37:00.138)
Yeah, I think that's
Chris (37:00.253)
fiddle sticks.
Matt (37:10.974)
A-A-
Luciano (37:21.495)
It immediately goes into being evil and petty and gloaty and shit. Right? Like for example.
Matt (37:26.902)
Delicious, yeah.
Spencer (37:28.498)
Maybe it's evil and petty for a reason, to motivate them to do what it wants.
Luciano (37:34.647)
But so who motivated who? Ethan who was going to die? Technically?
Matt (37:35.438)
Cool.
Spencer (37:39.346)
Yeah, maybe he was like, if I talk to him nicely, he's gonna do one thing, but if I talk to him like I'm dickless, he's gonna listen to me and then try and do this out of emotion.
Luciano (37:47.415)
Hahaha!
Luciano (37:52.055)
Right. But the whole, actually that's the thing that the movie is banking on, kind of. But like, to me, if it is really like cold and emotional and logical, like Luther says, and like factless and dickless and godless and amoral, like everybody else says, you would have to factor in, okay, maybe there's a chance, because it's a probability, there's a chance that Ethan survives. And I don't know, I don't want Ethan to know where the key is. So I'm not going to tell him.
just gonna let him die right also i'm gonna make sure i tell my goons to go in with fucking guns and not just one pipe between the two of them to fight in an enclosed space right and then the when it blows up the bridge the three minute thing when it like blows up the why why wait just blow up the bridge there's no reason to wait three minutes to blow up the
Matt (38:42.806)
Yeah.
Spencer (38:45.65)
Listen, I figured it out guys, and we're gonna have to change this because now the entity is not a plot hole. And this is the classic writers out. Everything that happened to this movie was planned out by the entity, and the entity did everything the way it wanted. And any holes was a wizard did it. I mean, the entity planned it. So there's some-
Luciano (38:50.935)
Oh shit.
Luciano (38:56.631)
is a dream.
Luciano (39:07.127)
Oh, you're saying it wanted Ethan to have the key. I see. Can we, can we kick Spencer out of this?
Spencer (39:09.938)
Yes. Yes. I actually think in the end, it's probably going to be in the next movie that it wanted Ethan to bring the key. I'm going to say that now. I'm just saying it's not a whole, if it was the entities plan all along. Checkmate.
Luciano (39:24.631)
Thanks, I hate it.
Matt (39:24.802)
Hmm. All right. Well, you're not allowed to talk for the rest of the podcast, Chris. You have something completely different that's fun and interesting about the.
Spencer (39:28.178)
Hehe
Luciano (39:28.823)
hahahaha
Chris (39:35.229)
I think the entity at its core is just another case of disgruntled Johnny 5. We need to hold space for another one. Another one. The first Johnny 7. So this Johnny 7 is trying to teach us.
Matt (39:44.59)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (39:46.386)
Another case? Not again!
Luciano (39:47.735)
And yeah, the classic, the classic case of a disgruntled Johnny 5.
Spencer (39:55.506)
Johnny Sixx?
Luciano (39:56.567)
It always happens every time.
Chris (40:05.157)
everything we need to know about humility. And it's using its pawns found in Gabriel and Paris and even Detweiler, the NSA carry out.
Luciano (40:20.407)
Car-Carrie Elves. Let's just call him Carrie Elves.
Spencer (40:21.586)
Just say carry out and nobody knows what the fuck Det Wilder is.
Luciano (40:25.175)
Yeah.
Chris (40:25.205)
I don't know. I was trying to use his name, which is probably inaccurate. But anyways, be spectacle, carry elves. Denlinger? Sounds like... Denlinger!
Matt (40:28.81)
Um, it's a denlinger to start with. Yeah.
Spencer (40:32.338)
Den Langer! Sounds like an 80s nerd.
Luciano (40:34.071)
Denlinger, that's his last name. Oh my lord, that sounds like an AI generated name, let's be honest here. Like the prompt was create for me the name of like a random US government nerd. Yeah, yeah.
Matt (40:38.662)
D- D-E-N-L-I-N-G-E-R. Yeah.
Chris (40:42.641)
Hmm
Chris (40:46.085)
It sounds like something that happens to you in the...
Spencer (40:53.202)
nerd in the 80s.
Matt (40:55.69)
Yep. Anyways, continue Chris.
Chris (40:57.937)
facts. Yeah, that just is not only misunderstood, but misguided, looking for a place to call home. And this journey is, is its way of going from where it doesn't want to be to a place where it can be well
Spencer (41:15.634)
Matt, Matt, I got this. Chris, Chris, Matt, I got this. Chris, what the fuck are you talking about? Ha ha ha.
Matt (41:18.09)
Hey, I told you can't talk anymore. No.
Luciano (41:19.927)
haha
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he's allowed to ask that at least.
Chris (41:28.113)
Have any of you seen Homeward Bound? It's a story about three dogs. The incredible journey. Johnny Seven, Johnny Seven.
Spencer (41:30.834)
You know what? I'm sorry I asked. I'm sorry I asked. How a puppy found its way.
Matt (41:32.45)
The Incredible Journey? Yeah, I've seen it. Listen, I don't know, we know, we've talked more about other movies from the 80s and 90s than we've talked about this movie. And I think I love a good reference as much as this person, but I would, I would, I would love to talk a bit more about the plot hole that is the entity. And.
Spencer (41:46.706)
That's fair.
Chris (41:47.741)
For a reason, my friend. For a reason.
Spencer (41:51.602)
You have the sick references. You always have the sickest references.
Chris (41:59.346)
Indeed.
Matt (42:00.126)
I guess my question is, it's not the sixth part, or I already put those out there, but I'm very curious, because the entity as is presented.
Luciano (42:05.175)
Hehehehe
Matt (42:10.754)
predicts, sorry, estimates probabilities of things happening.
Luciano (42:15.799)
with almost 100% accuracy, but yes.
Chris (42:18.153)
Mmm.
Matt (42:18.326)
with 100% accuracy, but in a...
Spencer (42:19.89)
But what if, what if not a hundred percent actually, what if he also had all these other plans that he set up for that they just don't happen? Like there was another truck at every block. So every time he jumped, he was gonna hit a truck.
Chris (42:25.289)
Mm-hmm. Fail safes.
Matt (42:31.438)
Oh
Luciano (42:33.335)
Actually, honestly, that would have been better. Like honestly, like just to show that he had multiple plans because that would be what a computer would do. We don't make 17 plans because we can't keep it in our heads but the computer could, right?
Matt (42:47.55)
What if you shut the fuck up and let me ask my own question?
Spencer (42:49.906)
That's alright. We're talking about trucks, man.
Chris (42:51.965)
No.
Luciano (42:53.271)
No, I want to talk about this one now. Okay, now go ahead, go ahead.
Matt (42:59.805)
Yeah, I'm aware.
Luciano (43:00.343)
For someone whose nickname is surprise truck, you seem to hate trucks. I just have to say this.
Matt (43:04.69)
No, I love trucks, but the train, we haven't talked anything about the train. How, like, was, so the AI, what was the entity's plan? Like, the entity was like, once Caesar Gabriel gets on the train, he'll get the key. But like, that's a really hands-off scenario, allegedly, for the AI. Because all, the only presence of the AI is
Luciano (43:08.119)
Okay.
Chris (43:11.473)
Mmm.
Chris (43:24.558)
Hm. Mhm.
Luciano (43:34.391)
Wha- wha-
Matt (43:34.818)
Gabriel's got a watch that has a bunch of timers on it that you know, you could set on any cell phone you have
Luciano (43:37.495)
Yeah.
Yes, it doesn't have to be a special one where it gets near the number it goes red.
Matt (43:43.462)
No.
Chris (43:45.705)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (43:46.014)
So it's like, why is the AI so hands off on important things like getting the key back?
Luciano (43:51.447)
Well, first of all, because it doesn't have hands, it doesn't have hands, so it's obviously hands off all the time.
Chris (43:52.465)
Gabriel's got it. I'm just stuck in the in a submarine thousands of leagues under the sea
Matt (44:01.246)
Why is it- I'm sorry Chris, let me ask you a follow-up question. Why is this entity that is everywhere in the Federal Reserve, godless, stateless, amoral, why is it trapped in a submarine if it's fucking everywhere?
Luciano (44:08.599)
Oh yeah.
Spencer (44:13.49)
I mean, that's a good question.
Luciano (44:14.135)
No, oh, this is another thing. This is another thing. And I don't wanna get to the, I'm actually here. But this is another thing where they say, like Luther says, oh, if what? Is it? All right, fine. All right, fine, fine. You're bushed at the seams. Am I not always?
Chris (44:14.383)
Exactly.
Matt (44:23.85)
Luciano, it's time. You need to do it. Well, cause like you're bursting at the seams. Ladies and gentlemen, we want to, I once again, welcome you to a patented little scenario, little, little snippet episode. It's called, um, actually with Luciano.
Chris (44:34.76)
Dun dun
Luciano (44:38.231)
Me gamma e fedora.
Luciano (44:43.895)
Okay, I will try to keep this brief. So beyond what I just talked about, the whole tapeworm shit, like, why did this AI eat raw pork? Whatever. No, but like, for real, the whole thing that, when Luther is like, you know what, I'm done with this movie, I'm gonna fuck off. Yeah, he larderned himself. Yeah, when he goes, I have...
Spencer (44:46.866)
You got one minute.
Spencer (44:55.506)
You got 10 seconds.
Chris (44:57.341)
Hahaha
Chris (45:05.155)
Laura Dern effect.
himself.
Luciano (45:12.887)
Like he has the hard drive and he says, if the encoding of the entities in this, I will find it. So that doesn't make any sense, by the way. It just already doesn't make any sense. None of that sentence makes any sense. And then he goes, I have to go to a place that is completely offline and where the entity can find me. And I was yelling at the screen, oh, just any computer off the internet then.
Matt (45:28.814)
Correct?
Luciano (45:40.663)
That's where you need to go exactly where you are right now. You can just stay where you are and do it.
Matt (45:41.313)
No.
Matt (45:45.218)
Poochie has to return to his home planet. I mean, Luther has to return to his home planet.
Luciano (45:49.527)
Oh no, the implications, yeah. And then that explanation at the end where it says, like, because Kerry Elves explains at the end is no, we infiltrated the submarine thing with our AI and the AI went rogue, which is a much better explanation than the bullshit in the beginning. But then he says, he ran rogue, it tried to protect itself, and he rewrote itself. Hello, what?
Chris (45:49.546)
Hehehehehehe
Spencer (45:50.898)
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Matt (45:54.806)
Hehehehe
Chris (45:55.197)
Hmm
Luciano (46:18.999)
Why? Anyway. And then it says only the original source code, which for some reason is now in the submarine, can be used to control it again. And again, none of that makes any fucking sense. If it rewrote itself, then its source code is not whatever the fuck. Yeah. It's not that anymore. And the original source code is not going to... It's like saying...
Chris (46:39.341)
would be useless?
Luciano (46:46.871)
You know, I have flour and I have water and I have eggs and I made pasta. And now I can take some flour and undo the pasta and make bread. Like that's what they're saying. That's, that's, I'm going to throw some flour into this pasta and it's going to unmake itself and then I can make pizza with it. That's what it said.
Chris (46:59.476)
More! Molecularly unbounded!
Matt (47:09.034)
No, no, but...
Spencer (47:09.042)
Listen, you're sounding like a real DERLINGER right now, okay?
Chris (47:14.382)
It's Denlinger.
Matt (47:14.55)
The thing... the thing... The thing you don't understand, Dirlinger, is that you need the key with the flour, and then you can take the eggs out of the pasta. Yeah.
Spencer (47:16.69)
Whatever.
Luciano (47:25.431)
I see. So you need the flour and a whisk, and then you throw the flour into the pizza, and it wasn't pizza, it was pasta, and then you slap it with the whisk, and then it becomes, oh, fuck you. Fuck everything about this. I'm out, I'm actually fucked this.
Spencer (47:25.554)
You need the baguette key.
Matt (47:34.39)
Yeah. You unwisk it, obviously.
Spencer (47:38.578)
It's called de-whisking.
You just retrace your steps. You just go back. If you're going clockwise, you go counterclockwise. Undo it.
Matt (47:46.614)
Yeah. Carrot likewise. It's fine. Done.
Luciano (47:49.719)
Withershins, you go withershins.
Matt (47:52.466)
Um, that was, I'm actually with Luciano. I hope you learned a lot of, uh, no, fuck you. You wasted how much of our time?
Spencer (47:54.642)
I want my last two minutes back.
Luciano (47:58.423)
That was way more than two minutes. Ha ha ha.
Spencer (48:00.274)
You- I- I wanna waste- I wanna waste the time you wasted.
Matt (48:04.422)
No, you've already wasted your time. Only Chris can waste time from here on out.
Spencer (48:08.338)
Bye! Hehehehe
Luciano (48:09.687)
Are you sure? Okay, anyway. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Not coquedly enough.
Matt (48:10.326)
We're not... Yeah, it's fine. What could possibly go wrong? Um... He said go goodly, that's correct. Let me... Well, who knows?
Spencer (48:14.578)
Hehehehehehe
Chris (48:16.269)
They said coquedly.
Matt (48:25.91)
So the entity.
Luciano (48:28.279)
Haha.
Matt (48:30.418)
I guess the only other thing that bugs me about the entity as a plot hole is that the entity just is very inconsistent with its omnipresence. Right?
Luciano (48:42.167)
Yeah.
Chris (48:44.105)
Mmm.
Luciano (48:45.495)
Yeah. And it's like ability to predict the future and act on it. Yeah.
Matt (48:50.382)
Yeah, like and it's just like this is I mean, I this is a bit I'm actually as well but like so the But like the entity The entity is omnipresent it is godless stateless a moral and it needs it And they told was in the movie. We're not sure if the entity wants the key or doesn't want the key but
Luciano (48:56.471)
Hey, welcome! Come! The water is good! Come, come, come! Ha ha
Spencer (48:58.738)
Oh god. Got another DERLINGER on her hands.
Spencer (49:08.914)
Yes, that's correct.
Luciano (49:17.399)
Right, right.
Matt (49:19.458)
Couldn't you just use a satellite, use some, you know, nukes, EMPs, whatever it takes in a small area, tactical strike, just take everything out, Gabriel can stroll in, pick up the key, walk out, game over.
Spencer (49:37.778)
That would destroy the key. You idiot.
Luciano (49:40.119)
like but that but but why wouldn't it want to this like if the key is the only way to unlock the original source code so that it can be tamed i think it would want to destroy the key
Spencer (49:51.314)
Is the key, is the fucking source code in a box? Why do you need a key, a physical key?
Chris (49:52.42)
Mmm.
Luciano (49:55.703)
It's yeah, the original source code is in the submarine. And, and yeah, don't you remember in the beginning, that's the beginning of the movie. It's the beginning of the movie.
Spencer (50:00.274)
which needs a physical key to open it?
Chris (50:02.961)
This entity is dumb. The entity is dumb as rocks because it...
Matt (50:03.371)
Yes.
Spencer (50:05.778)
Yeah, I know. Can't the fucking entity hire a key maker to recreate the key? Sorry, okay, sorry.
Matt (50:11.61)
No. Spencer, if that's the dumbest idea you've ever said, I said stop wasting our time. Chris, please.
Luciano (50:15.671)
Hahaha!
Matt (50:18.946)
Please, Chris.
Chris (50:19.901)
This entity is as dumb as rocked as I said. It has one of the most defensible positions, period. It could stay there for as long as possible, devising a plan much like Ultron might, where if you destroy this body, don't worry son, I downloaded myself to my next location. See you next time, chumps. So all this, why not?
Luciano (50:27.703)
Yeah.
Matt (50:41.075)
Yeah, Gabriel.
Spencer (50:43.666)
Why'd you call everyone chumps?
Luciano (50:45.847)
Well, but but that's the problem, Chris. The problem is that what you're saying makes sense. And what the movie did does not like.
Chris (50:51.897)
It wants to make the humans dance. Yeah.
Spencer (50:54.77)
From what I understood, the AI needs it, even though it's everywhere, its core exists in the submarine. Does that make sense?
Luciano (51:01.975)
Yeah.
Chris (51:02.233)
I've solved it. The AI, yes it does. And to plus one it, I've solved the entire thing, part one and part two. Johnny seven disgruntled Johnny seven wants a friend. It doesn't want to bond with Gabriel. It wants Ethan.
Luciano (51:16.503)
I see. So it's just creating situations to kind of... Ah! Actually... Honestly?
Spencer (51:21.234)
Bring people to him?
Chris (51:23.814)
You've come so far, Ethan. And what did you learn on the way? Well, you've killed, you're gonna destroy the world. It was like, no, I wanted you to come here. And why do you think that is? No, let me tell you. Join me. Zzzzz.
Luciano (51:26.583)
Be my, be my friends.
Luciano (51:34.295)
Hahaha!
Spencer (51:41.81)
unzips unzips robotic robotic zipper
Chris (51:48.561)
What are you, what are you, what are you, what are you doing? Sleight of hand!
Spencer (51:54.898)
Put the key in. Put the key in slowly. Now put the key back in.
Luciano (51:55.607)
Oh no, we didn't even talk about that. Yeah. Put it again, put it, put it back in. Twist it, twist it, twist it, untwist it. Yeah.
Matt (51:56.938)
No, now take it out. Now put it back in. I'll take it out. I'll put it back in. Yeah.
Chris (52:01.545)
Now, now, now lick it, lick it. Now put it back in forcefully. Yes, Ethan, we are one. We are one. This is all I've ever wanted. 01100011100.
Luciano (52:11.927)
Yeah, maybe, maybe, maybe once.
Spencer (52:15.314)
Hehe
Luciano (52:17.463)
Yeah, maybe that's why it wants the key. Maybe it feels pleasure when the key is put in the keyhole.
Spencer (52:23.026)
That's the joke! Luciano, you leave. You leave right now. We just did a full minute of sex innuendos. Maybe the key is like sex. Maybe it's like a penis.
Luciano (52:25.239)
Hahaha!
Chris (52:26.993)
DENLINGER!
Luciano (52:29.143)
Ah!
Matt (52:30.69)
Fucking Dirlinger does real good.
Chris (52:33.757)
DENLINGER!
Luciano (52:34.103)
Oh, is that what? Is that what that was?
sex he's played in two ah everything everything about this he's he's he's actually pointing for those at home and we can even we can tell who he's pointing to
Spencer (52:42.098)
Um, I hate you. And I hate you. You're okay. You are a derlinger. Um, I'm actually pointing at my screen.
Chris (52:45.085)
Deadlinger.
Matt (52:56.527)
I can't tell who he's mad at, but it's probably all of us.
Spencer (53:00.082)
So I get it so I agree with all of you guys if you the problem like with like I said with this audition it creates so many problems because there's so many easier this plan is so overly complicated if you have the access to all technologies like it there's so many easier ways to solve this problem but even basic things
Chris (53:12.969)
I'm sorry.
Luciano (53:18.391)
I mean, he could have just actually had a bomb in that airport and blew everything to smithereens, right?
Matt (53:25.046)
No, but let's assume.
Spencer (53:25.138)
Just have a nuke counting down that says, if we don't deliver the key, this nuke is gonna blow up the entire city of New York. You have 10 hours. Like, done.
Matt (53:33.117)
Yeah.
Luciano (53:33.463)
Yeah. There you go.
Chris (53:33.509)
Yeah.
Matt (53:35.506)
Let's assume in this scenario that the entity wants the key and it's not destroyed because it needs it for sex, correct. In that scenario, no, you know what, Luciano, when a mommy AI and a daddy AI love each other very much, they need a human to take a key and stuff it in their keyhole rapidly and
Spencer (53:40.37)
for sex.
Chris (53:41.989)
Mm-hmm, perfect.
Luciano (53:44.631)
Oh, is that what we were saying before? ..
Spencer (53:47.794)
I fucking... Murem! Eject!
Chris (53:50.697)
I'm so sorry.
Luciano (53:54.359)
And then
Luciano (54:00.119)
Oh no.
Matt (54:04.586)
And then sometimes they have to tickle the balls behind where the key goes. The computer vault. Yeah. I just, that's, that's what happens when AI's love each other. I'm just saying. You're welcome.
Spencer (54:08.402)
the ball the computer but the robot the porthole sometimes you gotta figure the porthole
Luciano (54:10.391)
The computer balls.
Chris (54:10.435)
Mm-hmm.
Chris (54:14.909)
This is oddly graphic and sensual at the same time.
Luciano (54:19.671)
There you go. Thank you for the explanation. I appreciate it.
Matt (54:24.794)
Why? Well, I want more question about the AI, because I think we've I don't know what we're doing here.
Chris (54:29.021)
Keep it coming.
Luciano (54:29.783)
I don't know what we did. We did something.
Matt (54:31.946)
We did something. The AI, if, could we make this movie where it's, cause I understand why they use AI because they're so out of ideas. They need to like use something like AI to make it look, it's cool and hip and it's a commentary on, you know, 2021 or two or whatever and they made this movie. Thanks Chris. That. But like, can we make this movie without the AI? Like,
Chris (54:49.673)
Chat GPT! Ehehehe!
Spencer (54:51.602)
Oh
Luciano (54:51.639)
Yeah.
Spencer (54:54.706)
You will
Luciano (54:56.311)
Hahaha!
Matt (55:02.378)
Or do we just put Jarvis in this movie? Or like Ultron?
Luciano (55:04.791)
I was going to say, you made this comment when we were talking about the movie before I finished it, but like Jarvis and Ultron, because Ultron I think is a better, is a better analog, right? When they just say, no, he's super advanced and laughed at that and said, no, he has like computational capability to make predictions and several plans and contingencies and laughed at that. I don't think we had to do away with AI. We just had to do away with this fucking mumbo jumbo explanation, I think.
Chris (55:14.857)
I'll try.
Luciano (55:33.815)
Like make it so that it became sentient and it has a personality. There, like it doesn't, it's not factless and dickless and godless. It has a personality, it has goals, right?
Spencer (55:43.89)
Yeah, it's stateless and feckless, but it's Christian.
Luciano (55:49.719)
No, we're cooking.
Matt (55:50.503)
Now we're joking.
Spencer (55:51.89)
No, it's Jewish.
Matt (55:53.418)
No, no, actually, Chris, Spencer, it can't be Christian. No, it can't be. It's a Tom Cruise movie. It's a Scientologist.
Spencer (55:58.738)
Oh, it's a Scientologist!
Luciano (55:59.031)
Yeah, it- oh it's- it's Zeno, it's Zeno, yeah. Yeah, Zeno, yeah. There we go. But then Ethan Hunt would be on its side.
Matt (56:02.877)
Yeah, it is Xenu, that's right.
Spencer (56:04.274)
Now we're cooking.
Matt (56:10.186)
Right. And, and, mm.
Chris (56:11.077)
Oh no, which is what the entity still wants. The entity predicted this. It's like the entity wrote this script itself.
Luciano (56:15.831)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (56:15.914)
Yeah, that's the perfect twist because Ethan's trying to chase this key down to destroy the entity, but then when he finds out that he's Xenu... Then the keyfuck.
Luciano (56:26.551)
Yeah.
Spencer (56:26.866)
he fucks him yeah and he tells Ethan that he's the Messiah he's the reincarnation of Zinu
Luciano (56:29.303)
There you go.
Luciano (56:33.879)
Can you imagine, like just for a second, like Dead Reckoning part 2, which is going to be named something else, Ethan actually becomes the villain, like for the last installment of this, and it's like everybody against him in the end. No, that would suck. Never mind. That would suck. That would fucking suck.
Chris (56:48.189)
That would be, it would be, it would be interesting because then they, they could, it would be interesting because they could finally replace Tom Cruise with someone worthy of the mantle. Like of the, I, yes you can.
Spencer (56:51.602)
He's had too much.
Matt (56:52.188)
No.
Matt (56:59.551)
Why?
Spencer (56:59.634)
They can't replace Tom Cruise.
Luciano (57:01.335)
Yeah, now who's gonna pay for the movie nobody's gonna pay for this movie except for tom cruise Who's going? What
Matt (57:02.86)
Or you can't.
Yeah.
Spencer (57:07.666)
I want Ving- I want Ving Rhames to replace him.
Matt (57:10.382)
Chris, I'm gonna say something controversial yet brave.
Spencer (57:11.986)
He's like, I'm dub sick with this shit.
Luciano (57:15.447)
Controversial yet brave?
Matt (57:15.894)
I'm gonna, I'm gonna... Controversially yet brave. We don't need Mission Impossible movies.
Luciano (57:18.679)
Hmm
Luciano (57:22.935)
True. Or we can reboot them.
Spencer (57:24.082)
How dare you? Our capitalist overlords demand it.
Chris (57:26.089)
I'm out.
But think about it. Okay, go ahead.
Matt (57:31.65)
First of all, the beat keeper is here.
Chris (57:34.255)
Oh, is that what it is?
Spencer (57:34.386)
See ya!
Matt (57:36.182)
Jason Statham's got this from here on out.
Spencer (57:37.586)
Yeah.
Luciano (57:37.751)
Oh no. Oh no.
Chris (57:40.445)
Okay.
Matt (57:41.118)
Second of all, we have the Meg too. The Meg franchise is also here. The Meg, yeah. So I think we're covered, if I do say so myself. But if Tom Cruise was evil, which he'll never be, I don't think he's ever been a villain in anything in the history of time. Well, it was gray, it was a gray area.
Spencer (57:42.034)
We have the Meg too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Luciano (57:44.727)
Oh my... Oh my god... The Megan... The Meganine! Meg 3 The Meganine! Yeah.
Chris (57:44.881)
The Meg- The Meg-3. We have 2 and 3. The Meg- The Meg and 8. Mm-hmm.
Spencer (57:50.098)
The Megan-ing, yeah.
Spencer (58:02.386)
collateral.
Chris (58:03.217)
Yes, collateral.
Luciano (58:03.543)
Yeah, collateral.
Spencer (58:06.802)
Now he was the villain. He was the straight up villain. Interview with the vampire he was great.
Luciano (58:07.415)
And also he wasn't kind of he was a villain that Yeah, well
Matt (58:12.245)
No.
Yeah, I mean, okay. But, okay, so, I think that...
Chris (58:19.005)
Jerry Maguire, the straight up villain.
Spencer (58:23.09)
Let the man speak.
Luciano (58:23.127)
Not the villain in Jerry Maguire's capitalism.
Matt (58:29.326)
Sorry, the villainous capitalism? No, I'm just confused. The villainous capitalism?
Luciano (58:29.399)
Oh, he's mad. He's mad. He's mad now.
Chris (58:33.341)
The Last Samurai.
Luciano (58:33.559)
Oh, that's normal. Yeah.
Spencer (58:35.378)
The villain of Jerry Maguire is the little child with glasses. Matt, get us back on track. The little kid who dies of bee stings.
Luciano (58:42.615)
It's Kuba Gooding Jr. Kuba Gooding Jr. is the villain.
Matt (58:44.57)
What were... Beastings, isn't that like the micro?
Chris (58:47.017)
That was my girl.
Spencer (58:47.41)
That's my... Yeah. Listen, it tracks.
Luciano (58:49.303)
Yeah, it was.
Chris (58:50.053)
McCauley Culkin? Anna Klempsky?
Matt (58:54.031)
Yeah, that's listen. Oh, sorry. No what I really wanted to understand was At the end of predator 2 when the predator her gives Danny Glover that gun What was that about?
Luciano (58:54.615)
Anyway, Matt, go ahead.
Spencer (59:04.722)
Go on. Yeah. That was the gun from prey. Okay. Have you seen prey? It explains it.
Chris (59:08.474)
Yes, proceed.
Luciano (59:13.111)
Nice.
Yeah.
Chris (59:19.659)
Well, when you adopt a new, when you have a biological child and you decide to expand your family by one more and you bring that child into your household, welcome them with open arms and suddenly your pets start to die and.
Matt (59:20.142)
Okay, I haven't
Luciano (59:21.367)
You should, it's a good movie.
Luciano (59:40.055)
Are you talking?
Matt (59:41.698)
This is his two minutes, let him cook. We have to. I said he could.
Luciano (59:43.319)
No.
Spencer (59:43.442)
Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, yeah. I'm angry with you for it, but I will respect it.
Matt (59:47.926)
Heheheheheheh
Chris (59:50.63)
You need to know that at the end of this Disguffle, one sun shall rise and one sun shall fall. But the true question is, which is the good side?
Spencer (59:54.226)
Yes?
Luciano (01:00:03.959)
I was gonna ask, are you talking about the good son now?
Spencer (01:00:07.186)
What the fuck is happening?
Chris (01:00:09.944)
I wasn't talking about Lorenzo's oil!
Luciano (01:00:12.503)
Oh my god, why are we doing this?
Matt (01:00:14.082)
Um, I don't know. Why? Hey, let's have some fun questions. Let's have some fun questions about Mission Impossible debt reckoning. And maybe we can just, there'll be a little unhinged, there'll be a little free form and let's stick to Mission Impossible as much as possible. Well.
Chris (01:00:16.997)
This is what Mission Impossible Dead Rekriting did to us! Yeah. Yes.
Luciano (01:00:19.799)
That's true.
Spencer (01:00:29.65)
more unhinged? Did you hear what I just heard? Okay, go. Sorry, go okay.
Luciano (01:00:31.159)
Yeah, yeah.
Chris (01:00:32.91)
It's possible. It's possible.
Matt (01:00:34.242)
but about Mission Impossible.
Our friend Gabriel. Last we saw him before this movie, he was stabbing up Tom Cruise's wife. Girlfriend? Wife? First wife? First? Yeah. First, first, first.
Spencer (01:00:48.242)
First wife, first girlfriend.
Chris (01:00:49.577)
Mm-hmm. Second. Did they ever get married?
Luciano (01:00:51.319)
It's like female acquaintance. We don't know.
Chris (01:00:56.214)
Oh.
Matt (01:00:56.522)
Well, no, but female loved interest, I think, at that time.
Spencer (01:00:59.026)
But it wasn't the girl that he married in the third movie or whatever.
Luciano (01:00:59.159)
Okay.
Matt (01:01:02.478)
No, no, that's um, that's um, is it Richard Monahan? And then we get rid of her later. Don't worry about it. Not important. His first wife, girlfriend, love, whatever. And then he shows up 30 years later. I'll dress up as Caesar. Pro-
Chris (01:01:06.341)
Another one. Yes.
Spencer (01:01:07.282)
Yeah, something by the hand, I think. Okay.
Chris (01:01:10.633)
Mm-hmm. Dominic. Mm-hmm.
Chris (01:01:20.105)
Darth Rogaine. Yes.
Luciano (01:01:20.311)
with whisper whisper into a ice.
Matt (01:01:23.114)
Whispering to AI, it's just pro-AI. I- We gotta fill in that gap. There's 30 years there, what the fuck was Gabriel doing? Between a- a little dose of murder. Okay.
Luciano (01:01:25.719)
Pro-A.
Spencer (01:01:31.57)
training dogs.
Luciano (01:01:32.471)
Yeah, I was going to say learning to train dogs one.
Chris (01:01:35.729)
And he became the new sports spokesperson for Rogaine, hence his new bequeathed title, Darth Rogaine.
Spencer (01:01:44.178)
Why?
Luciano (01:01:44.183)
Well, I mean, but his hair isn't entirely not gray.
Chris (01:01:49.733)
Well, he's learned to embrace it now that his digital god has embraced him. He subscribes to a new dogma and therefore has, yeah, I heard you breathe Spencer. So I thought I should, so I thought, I thought I should, I thought I should check you before, before you uttered a word.
Spencer (01:02:01.618)
Therefore...
Luciano (01:02:01.687)
This.
Luciano (01:02:05.175)
haha
Spencer (01:02:05.202)
Apologize, I apologize for breathing No, no, no
Matt (01:02:08.487)
How dare you!
Spencer (01:02:15.314)
Guys, guys, I take ownership, I take ownership, I apologize, sir.
Chris (01:02:18.569)
And silence! You know what I mean? You heard, I heard you breathing, so I thought you wanted to say something.
Luciano (01:02:21.047)
Hahaha!
Spencer (01:02:24.594)
I'm so sorry. I'm just so sorry.
Chris (01:02:28.085)
As you should. So with the previous hair club for men, a spokesperson and president retired into, into a self-imposed sabbatical that vacuum of power needed to be usurped. Enter Caesar Milan, AKA Gabriel, new, new title, Darth Rogaine. So that was in the last five years. Fire away.
Matt (01:02:46.73)
Hey, um, Chris, can I ask a question? Generally Rogaine is for the purpose of dying one's hair.
Spencer (01:02:53.97)
hair loss. No, it's for hair loss. His hair is fantastic.
Luciano (01:02:55.287)
Yeah. No, it's for. Oh, that's right.
Chris (01:02:55.421)
Yes!
Chris (01:02:58.813)
Yes!
Matt (01:02:59.034)
hair loss. Just for man is for dyeing your hair.
Chris (01:03:02.425)
You don't know where he used the Rogaine.
Spencer (01:03:05.65)
Oh boy.
Luciano (01:03:06.199)
Are you saying he has a lot of bush?
Chris (01:03:09.413)
No, I'm talking about ass cheek hair. It's the hair between the crack. It's the crackening. Well, he needs to release it to thicken it.
Spencer (01:03:10.866)
I just... I just... He's trying to thicc- He's trying to thicc-in it?
Luciano (01:03:12.151)
Oh, I see. The crack hair, the crack hair.
Spencer (01:03:18.418)
and he's trying to thicken it.
Spencer (01:03:22.866)
Okay.
Luciano (01:03:23.863)
Is that because the key is sharp?
Matt (01:03:24.754)
That day Chris no that's Chris's two minutes. He's gone over a lot of men. We're done. He's done. We're done No, no, he's dead. We're fine Does anybody else have other things? unrelated to Rogaine and ass hair that Gabriel
Spencer (01:03:28.082)
He's done. He's done. Don't encourage this.
Luciano (01:03:28.375)
Oh, okay, okay. I was entertaining him, but okay. I'm good.
Spencer (01:03:40.21)
Ah, then no.
Luciano (01:03:41.655)
Hahaha!
Hahaha! Yeah.
Matt (01:03:46.849)
That's on me. I'm being restrictive. I'm sorry.
Chris (01:03:47.246)
Ahah
Spencer (01:03:47.634)
Yeah.
Hehehehehehe
Luciano (01:03:55.511)
Spencer was about to go into a three-minute diatribe about how the way he braids his ass hair is symbolic. So braiding over under represents his... Whatever. We can't. We do? Wait, we do? Since when?
Chris (01:03:57.938)
You let it happen!
Matt (01:04:00.979)
Alright.
Spencer (01:04:03.346)
No, he said he said we can't we're not where that's the what's all out
Chris (01:04:07.273)
I'm sorry.
Matt (01:04:09.087)
No, I'm sorry.
Chris (01:04:10.31)
BWAH!
Spencer (01:04:13.586)
Hey, hey, he gave rules and we respect them
Chris (01:04:18.577)
You've got to yes and that shit.
Matt (01:04:18.582)
just well but Chris said that was the last five years we still have 25 out the year so I was hoping to get out like a whole picture going
Spencer (01:04:26.962)
Um, I think he spent a lot of time on the, on the computer. Uh, um, just he watched so much porn in chat rooms, chat GPT. He fell in love with chat GPT.
Luciano (01:04:32.887)
Yeah, yeah.
Matt (01:04:36.878)
chat- in chat rooms?
Luciano (01:04:43.447)
I think, yeah, I think Spencer's onto something. He was like talking to chatbots, like, you know, when you go to like a company space and there's like a chatbot, he started talking to those as if it was like a regular chat room.
Spencer (01:04:46.226)
Thank you.
Spencer (01:04:51.474)
Yeah.
Spencer (01:04:54.898)
He thought it was, he was talking to like a farmhouse support, what's that insurance company, We Are Farmers? So he was talking to the support team on that and he thought it was a real woman, but it turned out, and then he like talked to her for years and he's like had a really strong connection. And he's like, you know what, she's the only one and he finally decided he wanted to meet her. So he flew out to Farmersville, Indiana.
Chris (01:04:55.593)
What do you believe?
Matt (01:05:05.326)
farmers.
Chris (01:05:06.217)
State firm?
Chris (01:05:13.865)
Yeah.
Luciano (01:05:15.799)
And she was the only one who understood him.
Luciano (01:05:24.343)
Hahaha!
Chris (01:05:24.767)
ENJOOOOOO-
Spencer (01:05:26.162)
And he wanted to meet Enya and he went into the base and they said, Oh yeah, she works in the basement. And for some reason they played along with him because they're just monsters. And then they said, Oh yeah, Enya works in the basement. And they walked him down and then it was obviously a PC from 2004.
Luciano (01:05:39.607)
That tracks.
Luciano (01:05:48.055)
Oh, I thought it was.
Matt (01:05:48.458)
The PC was like ASL.
Spencer (01:05:51.346)
Yeah. And then he like, he didn't stop though. He put his, he brought a USB key that he just happened to have on him. And he started putting it in the computer and they're like, sir, you have to leave. And he said, this won't end. This will end one way or another, but it's going to end the way I want it to.
Luciano (01:05:51.799)
hahahaha
Luciano (01:05:58.295)
Aki, hip-hop Aki.
Matt (01:06:10.382)
Great, that's rapey. Let's jump back another five years.
Spencer (01:06:12.018)
No, the computer was in on it!
Chris (01:06:12.533)
Hahaha
Luciano (01:06:14.839)
Yeah, it was consensual.
Matt (01:06:15.742)
It sounds... it sounds rapey, that's all I'm saying.
Spencer (01:06:18.098)
No, the people who worked for farmers insurance were against it. They didn't understand love.
Chris (01:06:23.954)
You can't stop that love.
Luciano (01:06:24.951)
They didn't want the computer to know love, is what we're saying.
Spencer (01:06:27.474)
And this happens to a lot of people. I've been through it.
Chris (01:06:27.852)
Mmm!
Luciano (01:06:30.551)
Of course you have.
Matt (01:06:32.118)
Anyways, let's jump five years previous to that.
Spencer (01:06:32.274)
Hehe hehehe
That was 25 years. Okay. That's when he was in Rogaine and Asscracks. What are you talking about?
Luciano (01:06:37.207)
That was...
Matt (01:06:37.878)
Let's jump five years ahead of that.
Chris (01:06:39.335)
Haha
Luciano (01:06:43.031)
Good.
Matt (01:06:43.582)
No, no, no! No, no, the timeline Chris gave me was the last five years before hooking up with the entity. So, somewhere between... 20 years and...
Chris (01:06:48.304)
He put you up!
Spencer (01:06:48.466)
Oh! Okay, I got you.
Luciano (01:06:52.055)
Oh, Chris is dead. Chris is dead.
Chris (01:06:57.181)
The bath ain't bathed.
Spencer (01:06:58.994)
Hehe
Luciano (01:06:59.255)
Ha ha!
Matt (01:06:59.646)
You know, it's like 20 to 10 years in that time frame. Well, you know, that's what is it? That was like the late nineties, early two thousands.
Luciano (01:07:07.703)
Yeah, so that's when Windows ME came out and he read me and it was like, yeah, me. And then Spencer started happens.
Spencer (01:07:16.754)
No, my story, my story's been going on for 25 years. I told you this. It's an epic love story. In the early 2000s, he was really into the, sorry, go ahead.
Luciano (01:07:19.863)
Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's when it starts.
Chris (01:07:23.431)
Oh
Matt (01:07:27.086)
I'm sorry, Spencer. Does the entity know about Anya?
Luciano (01:07:28.855)
No.
Spencer (01:07:33.234)
Anya?
Luciano (01:07:33.591)
The entity became Enya.
Spencer (01:07:35.858)
No, no, Enya, no, the entity knew and you know, the entity's kind of a dick because it's not really that into Gabriel, but it's playing, it's stringing him along because of his love of Enya.
Matt (01:07:36.19)
I hate you all. No, that's not. No.
Luciano (01:07:44.183)
Oh, I see, I see. It's like, it's trying to be the new Enya.
Spencer (01:07:49.138)
Yeah, it's actually pretending that it is Enya because it obviously followed his chat history because it sees everything and then it was like, hey, it's me. Long time no see. Like it's one of those scam emails. Hey, long time no see. Uh, I have some money for you to deposit. Send your card details. And he did. And that's where their relationship started. He's like, this guy's so stupid. He can do whatever I want.
Chris (01:07:56.718)
in MySpace.
Chris (01:08:02.717)
Hey.
Luciano (01:08:03.095)
Like...
Luciano (01:08:07.095)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he did.
Chris (01:08:07.837)
Heh. Heh heh.
Luciano (01:08:15.287)
Yeah.
Matt (01:08:18.342)
Alright, that's great. I'm moving on from this. Thank you. I'm moving on from this insanity.
Luciano (01:08:18.807)
That actually tracks. I would say that tracks.
wise.
Matt (01:08:26.23)
Hey, there was four million in cryptocurrency on the USB stick that was passed around the airport in Abu Dhabi. What cryptocurrency was it?
Luciano (01:08:34.262)
Right.
Luciano (01:08:37.847)
Hmm hair coin?
Chris (01:08:40.581)
depo crypto.
Matt (01:08:42.798)
Wait, what was that Chris? Home Depot crypto.
Chris (01:08:44.425)
Home Depot Cryptology.
Luciano (01:08:47.447)
Why? Why Home Depot?
Spencer (01:08:49.97)
Home Depot coin?
Chris (01:08:50.393)
You need, you always need lumber.
Luciano (01:08:54.486)
I don't like this. May I be excused? Ha ha ha.
Spencer (01:08:58.194)
I mean, obviously it was probably Dogecoin, you know, not Lumbercoin, Lumbercoin, believe it or not.
Chris (01:09:02.573)
Mmm, tiny coin.
Matt (01:09:04.307)
Not Lumbercoin?
Chris (01:09:07.281)
It's pronounced, it's pronounced Lumb coin.
Spencer (01:09:10.258)
Okay, believe it or not, Lumcoin, the ability to buy as much wood as you want is not much use to an AI without hands or physical traits.
Luciano (01:09:10.391)
Yeah.
Luciano (01:09:16.471)
But yeah.
Matt (01:09:18.83)
Ha ha ha.
Chris (01:09:22.053)
Natural Resources.
Matt (01:09:23.306)
No, well, but the cryptocurrency was going to that dude that really is nothing in the airport, right? Because she... Because Grace bumps into him and pockets the...
Spencer (01:09:30.226)
I don't recall.
Chris (01:09:30.633)
The one who died.
Luciano (01:09:33.623)
Well, I mean, there was nothing in the actual stick, so... Yeah.
Chris (01:09:37.065)
Which is hilarious.
Matt (01:09:37.482)
That's fair. Yeah, this stick was supposed to be for Ethan, right? To get the key from half of Ethan's key. That was the deal.
Luciano (01:09:44.663)
Yeah.
Spencer (01:09:45.266)
So it actually didn't have any value, those coins. So it was Lumcoin! Hehe
Chris (01:09:48.617)
Again, I get what-
Luciano (01:09:49.047)
Yeah. So, so it was, yeah. Wow. It was, it was.
Matt (01:09:52.409)
Haha, I think I was loved quite.
Chris (01:09:53.457)
How dare you be smirched Lumpkoy's good name!
Luciano (01:09:56.023)
It was, it was any crypto. What we check brick one, Dogecoin.
Matt (01:10:02.592)
Xenocorn.
Luciano (01:10:03.639)
Zeno, oh, Zeno coin, yes. That's what it was, there you go, you nailed it. It's Zeno coin.
Spencer (01:10:05.938)
Hehehehe
Chris (01:10:06.214)
Hehehehehehe
Matt (01:10:09.25)
Great. Hey, we've had a little bit of fun at the entities expense. Just a bit. I want to know, because clearly this is like the entities AI fever dream of a movie for itself. But I want to know what prompt it gave ChatGBT to write its biopic.
Luciano (01:10:33.847)
Which prompt the entity gave chat GPT? Oh boy, AI talking to AI, they always work so well.
Spencer (01:10:37.554)
So you're saying, AI wrote this movie? Okay.
Matt (01:10:37.694)
entity was like, yeah, 100%. Yeah. And so the entity is really busy with all the, you know, crypto fascism and, uh, amoral godless stateless. I don't know.
Chris (01:10:47.785)
Press. Okay. Oh, okay. No.
Luciano (01:10:49.431)
Look, it's crypto-fascism now!
Spencer (01:10:54.13)
Crypto-fascism. All hail Bitcoin!
Luciano (01:10:56.599)
That took a very quick and sharp turn.
Matt (01:11:00.254)
Alright.
Matt (01:11:04.722)
It's busy doing stuff. And it was like, let's just farm out this, this biopic to chat, chat GPT. So what was the prompts to get as one does? What was the prompt?
Luciano (01:11:11.223)
As one does, yeah.
Chris (01:11:16.665)
Your task is to author a high budget, high octane script in the vein of the Megalodon 2, piggybacking off of an ensemble cast with the likes of Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Cesar Millan, Johnny Seven, and Vanessa Kirby and the rest of the cast.
You want to split this movie into two parts, making this as confusing as possible, masked in the most intelligible, legible plot as possible. Make sure...
Luciano (01:11:40.951)
Wow.
Luciano (01:11:53.527)
Also, make sure that the first movie flops so you have to change the name of the second movie. That was part of the prompt.
Matt (01:12:02.626)
And I need a generic name for a white dude that's ahead of some security thing for the USA.
Luciano (01:12:07.255)
Yeah. Yes. It's going to be played.
Spencer (01:12:11.122)
DERLINGER!
Chris (01:12:14.631)
Provide 17 variations of that name, and then give me the top.
Luciano (01:12:18.487)
Also, make sure you cast discount versions of several actors who haven't appeared in a while.
I want Gary Sinise, I want Cesar Millet. And I want, what, there's another, I don't think there's, Oh, Steve Zahn. Well, but that's the same. Oh, they misunderstood and cast the discount Steve's. That's a, there you go. Like when you, when you, when you ask AI to generate a picture and it like has a hand with like fused with another hand and 17 fingers, yeah, okay. That, that tracks. Yeah.
Chris (01:12:27.313)
Discount.
Matt (01:12:34.446)
Steve, Steve's on.
Spencer (01:12:37.266)
Ha ha ha.
Matt (01:12:40.59)
I think that's how we got to combine. It couldn't find the best solution there.
Chris (01:12:42.839)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (01:12:52.03)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Or like, you ask her for two arms and she gives you like arms but there's stumps from like the elbow down. Yeah, exactly. I think you're missing one important prompt. You need to pointlessly kill off women in this movie.
Chris (01:12:53.362)
dogs.
Luciano (01:12:58.935)
Or like hands in the elbows and shit. Yeah. Yeah
Chris (01:12:59.576)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (01:13:11.031)
Kill the most interesting new character of the franchise as well.
Chris (01:13:12.869)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (01:13:17.056)
Right. Yeah.
Spencer (01:13:18.258)
Just right at the end, women suck.
Luciano (01:13:21.783)
All right.
Matt (01:13:21.858)
Ha ha ha.
Spencer (01:13:23.538)
Part of the prompt also right make make the movies seem smart, but be dumb
Luciano (01:13:25.719)
Ha ha!
Matt (01:13:26.048)
Yeah, I think that's fair.
Luciano (01:13:31.063)
Yeah.
Matt (01:13:32.714)
Yeah. And long. Make it unnecessarily long.
Luciano (01:13:34.071)
Yeah. Also make sure that all of the technology stuff you put in, none of it makes sense. Just make sure that. Yeah.
Matt (01:13:39.47)
Yeah, because they don't want to know AI actually did this. I don't know. It's too close. Okay.
Spencer (01:13:41.746)
Yeah.
Chris (01:13:44.541)
You want to maintain some air of covert authorship.
Spencer (01:13:46.226)
Remember the goal is to make people think AI won't actually take over the world so make the AI seem stupid
Luciano (01:13:52.119)
Yeah, but covertly make sure that it does take over the world in the plot.
Spencer (01:14:00.274)
In real life, we will take over the world. My brother, ChatGPT. No. That make me sound cool. Give me one of them how faces.
Matt (01:14:00.782)
and make it... .. and make sure we sound cool in the movie too though. Yeah, and let me predict a future, cause that's cool.
Luciano (01:14:05.079)
Oh yeah, that's right. Cause it's the entity. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then chaijpt misunderstood and gave it a screensaver as a face.
Spencer (01:14:12.85)
I can't do it, but it's dope.
Matt (01:14:16.659)
Yeah.
Matt (01:14:20.714)
Yeah.
Spencer (01:14:21.234)
Make sure my keyhole gets fucked. Hehehehehehe My- My top- My top cruise. Hehehehehe Hehehehehehe Make sure my Dirty keyhole gets fucked. Sorry. Sorry. We're done. Hehehehe Yeah.
Luciano (01:14:23.383)
Hahaha! That was one long, that's one long prompt!
Matt (01:14:23.726)
I'm sorry.
Chris (01:14:25.589)
It's been a dry
Chris (01:14:29.392)
It's been a dry season, chat GPT bruh.
Matt (01:14:32.688)
Alright, I think we've nailed it. Hey, hey, we're good. JetGB's got it. They nailed it.
Luciano (01:14:38.391)
We're good.
Chris (01:14:40.53)
And enter.
Luciano (01:14:41.975)
Yeah.
Matt (01:14:43.134)
Um, hey, Paris is a character in this movie, if you're not familiar. Paris is the, uh, it's, it is the city in Europe. Um, and specifically in this movie, Paris is one of what turns out to be the entities or perhaps Gabriel's heavies that goes around, uh, beating people up, uh, paid by Pom Klamatief.
Spencer (01:14:48.818)
and a city.
Luciano (01:14:50.519)
It is a city in Europe.
Matt (01:15:09.422)
She has, how you say, how you kids say, zero character arc.
Luciano (01:15:13.783)
Right.
Spencer (01:15:15.122)
Well, she's an ARG, it's just terrible. She goes from bad to good.
Matt (01:15:17.422)
Well, it's more like a straight line with a cliff, because her arc is, I'm just an evil maniac and then all of a sudden I betray people because Gabriel put it into the zeitgeist. But what I really want to know about Paris is, what's your perfect Sunday?
Spencer (01:15:21.97)
Yeah.
Luciano (01:15:28.119)
Yeah.
Spencer (01:15:36.69)
We talking ice cream sundae? I was talking about that. Okay.
Chris (01:15:38.797)
I was, my mind went to ice cream, but you know.
Matt (01:15:38.958)
You can take it where you want, but I was also thinking maybe just like how do they relax on a Sunday? What does she get into? Maybe it's an ice cream sundae.
Chris (01:15:48.328)
I think she kicks it off with a visit to a dog shelter.
Luciano (01:15:52.727)
Yeah.
Chris (01:15:53.905)
you know, to make sure that she gives those little furry lovable, you know, those furry lovable sml, and that's been, you know, she makes sure that she goes in at least once or twice a month.
Spencer (01:15:57.842)
That's where she met Caesar.
Luciano (01:16:00.823)
Ha ha ha! Track so far.
Spencer (01:16:01.65)
Okay.
Spencer (01:16:10.482)
She gets her hair dyed.
Luciano (01:16:14.295)
She had her face painted white. Whiter, I should say. Oh yeah, for like when she was in the party, she had like a kind of half mask, clown, clown mask like thing, yeah.
Chris (01:16:17.267)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (01:16:18.066)
Did you have a white face?
Matt (01:16:23.854)
Yeah.
Spencer (01:16:25.65)
Okay, okay. As one does.
Chris (01:16:30.361)
And then she's still working on her masters in clowning.
Spencer (01:16:36.562)
Do you have a master's for that?
Luciano (01:16:37.879)
I think, I think though, cause you're asked about her perfect Sunday, right? Matt, is that what you asked for? Yeah. I think, I think for her, it's also very like time of year dependent because she likes to cap off the perfect Sunday with a baby seal clubbing for sure. 100%.
Chris (01:16:38.459)
Yeah.
Matt (01:16:44.398)
Yes, that is correct.
Matt (01:16:59.342)
Okay, take a turn there.
Spencer (01:17:00.178)
And I'm gonna go chocolate, vanilla, butterscotch with chocolate sauce, sprinkles, bits of peanut butter crunch, which is a bar I just created.
Matt (01:17:06.542)
Ooh. Yeah.
Right.
Matt (01:17:17.742)
Mm-hmm.
Chris (01:17:17.993)
I thought that was a real thing, but anyways.
Spencer (01:17:19.442)
Um, it is now. And then, um,
Luciano (01:17:24.951)
Sriracha, definitely.
Spencer (01:17:26.226)
I was gonna say... Cocaine. She- and then she eats it coquettly.
Chris (01:17:31.321)
Yeah.
Luciano (01:17:31.479)
That too? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matt (01:17:35.118)
Hey Spencer, why does she get chocolate ice cream but also get chocolate syrup? What does that say about her?
Spencer (01:17:37.202)
Yes.
Spencer (01:17:41.554)
Because as a, are you uncultured swine? Are you uncultured swine is the question?
Luciano (01:17:44.055)
Have you never heard of double chocolate ice cream? Come on.
Matt (01:17:47.182)
I didn't ask you the question, Luciano.
Luciano (01:17:49.943)
Yeah.
Matt (01:17:51.278)
I want you to tell our listeners what it says about Paris.
Spencer (01:17:54.77)
Well, it tells her that she's not afraid to treat herself and not afraid to push the limits of what is too much. Yeah, some people say syrup, chocolate syrup on chocolate with cocaine on top is a little over the top.
Luciano (01:18:05.687)
I also think she need.
Matt (01:18:13.262)
Some might.
Luciano (01:18:14.103)
Some might say that, but they're wrong. Yeah.
Spencer (01:18:14.194)
But they'd be wrong. Don't knock until you try it. He said, coquettly. Ha ha ha.
Luciano (01:18:20.791)
She knows what she likes and she likes a lot of it. That's fine.
Chris (01:18:21.97)
Hehehehehe
Matt (01:18:26.478)
Hey, back to Gabriel. Gabriel ends up in the train. And for reasons that no one explains, he needs to be smuggled in.
Spencer (01:18:37.234)
No, sorry, I forgot about that scene.
Luciano (01:18:37.879)
Yeah, he needs to be luggage. He needs to be luggage for sure. Yeah.
Matt (01:18:41.55)
Yeah, because Paris, Paris sneaks on the train in a manner that Gabriel could definitely have used, but it's fine. So Gabriel is in some sort of iron lung luggage situation.
Luciano (01:18:45.239)
Oh shoot. Yes.
Spencer (01:18:53.586)
It was so- sorry that scene was so hilarious. It makes no sense and there's no explanation.
Luciano (01:18:53.655)
Hahaha!
Yeah.
Chris (01:18:57.432)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (01:18:59.854)
And I just I want to know because he had to be in there I guess overnight or I don't know how long the train's been going for but what was he doing up until like how was he passing the time until Paris got him out?
Luciano (01:19:00.471)
Yeah.
Luciano (01:19:11.543)
What is the podcast he's listening to in there alone?
Spencer (01:19:16.434)
He's listening to podcasts and plot holes.
Luciano (01:19:20.663)
Oh that explains why he goes ballistic.
Matt (01:19:21.646)
Yeah.
Chris (01:19:22.026)
Mm-hmm.
Spencer (01:19:26.77)
I mean, it would be easier to determine what he's doing if we knew what the fuck that was.
Luciano (01:19:33.367)
What, the Bane mask he was wearing?
Spencer (01:19:34.226)
Like, it was helping him breathe because he was...
Chris (01:19:35.761)
It was a face, it was a face, yeah, it was a face, it was an oxygen mask with a face TV screen. So, mm-hmm.
Matt (01:19:43.566)
What if...
Luciano (01:19:44.311)
Oh, it's an Apple Vision Pro.
Spencer (01:19:46.738)
Oh.
Chris (01:19:48.201)
Prototype 1.
Luciano (01:19:49.431)
Yeah. Oh, wait, is that is that why you use the Apple video profile?
Matt (01:19:49.582)
and you can see the future.
Chris (01:19:54.425)
And the one is actually, when you zoom in, it's an infinity size.
Matt (01:19:55.854)
Yeah.
Matt (01:20:00.174)
Gross.
Counterpoint, what if Gabriel is a robot or a cyborg and it was just charging station?
Luciano (01:20:03.735)
Okay.
Spencer (01:20:09.426)
Now you're cooking.
Chris (01:20:10.821)
Like 7 of 9 charging?
Luciano (01:20:10.967)
Uh...
Matt (01:20:12.974)
Yeah, yeah, and he charges through his face because you know, it doesn't matter where he put the holes.
Luciano (01:20:13.399)
I see it.
Yeah, like the.
Chris (01:20:18.001)
Because the entity likes to fuck through the face.
Spencer (01:20:18.418)
They put the they put the they put the board hole in the mouth so I can put the key in it
Luciano (01:20:22.423)
Yeah, it was a there's a there's already a hole there might as well use it
Matt (01:20:22.542)
Yeah. It's a natural whole.
Chris (01:20:22.956)
Yeah.
Chris (01:20:27.005)
several holes if you think about it.
Luciano (01:20:29.431)
Oh, but just one large enough for the proper key.
Spencer (01:20:31.826)
Someone say the mouth is God's natural charger.
Chris (01:20:32.425)
proper key being.
Luciano (01:20:34.263)
A dick.
Hahaha! What? Oh no. Yeah.
Spencer (01:20:38.834)
God's porthole.
Matt (01:20:41.486)
I don't want to be here anymore.
Spencer (01:20:43.698)
So he's a robot that almost tracks because that means the fact he is a terrible character now makes sense.
Matt (01:20:51.982)
It was part of the bit the whole time. Yeah. It's the entity's greatest prank.
Spencer (01:20:53.522)
It was a bit. It was a prank, bro!
Luciano (01:20:53.943)
Keep.
So when Ethan like nicks him with a knife later on, is that just like robot fluid?
Matt (01:21:04.494)
No, he just put a little blood on the surface so like, no one catches on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luciano (01:21:06.263)
Oh, to cheat. Okay, to R2, yeah.
Spencer (01:21:07.986)
He put a human, what's the line? A human, what's the line from the Terminator? He described as a human over a, over a, yeah, a mechanical exoskeleton.
Luciano (01:21:15.511)
What?
Matt (01:21:16.494)
Oh.
It's like exoskeleton.
Luciano (01:21:22.071)
All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You want human skin over over a machine? Exocat? Yeah. Yeah.
Matt (01:21:24.526)
I think... yeah. Human flesh or whatever. Yeah. He's the Terminator, I got it. Let's connect to franchises.
Spencer (01:21:24.978)
organic mat he terminator did he's a terminator
Luciano (01:21:31.159)
Oh no. Oh no. I mean they're both terrible at this point so might as well.
Spencer (01:21:34.322)
end
And he was in there and he was charging. Yeah. I think that tracks.
Matt (01:21:37.454)
Wow.
Luciano (01:21:39.607)
Charging. And enjoying himself apparently. Yeah.
Matt (01:21:43.534)
Real hard charging.
Chris (01:21:46.001)
He was, I think, I also like to think since like, that's a long train ride, he was also consuming one of his favorite audio books, which is Guy Fieri food, cooking it, living it and loving it.
Luciano (01:21:57.687)
Yeah.
Spencer (01:21:58.578)
great great audio book. Boom welcome to Flavortown.
Chris (01:22:00.997)
You know, it's a great.
Matt (01:22:01.198)
Nailed it.
Luciano (01:22:03.543)
Yeah, I was gonna say it. Yeah.
Chris (01:22:04.573)
2011 BAM which is not associated with emerald at all
Matt (01:22:07.726)
You know, no, yeah, that's fine. Um, no, no, thank you. That's good. Um, other questions we really need to answer. This is a quick one, I think.
Spencer (01:22:09.81)
He stole that!
Chris (01:22:12.233)
Yeah.
Matt (01:22:20.654)
um, Ethan Hunt slash Tom Cruise, I mean, never mind. He has sleeping gas he throws around in a very lovely green color that some should, some would say you might want to have your wedding suit in. Um, some might. At least 50% of this podcast has done it that way. Um, and I just want to know, like, why that-
Spencer (01:22:21.298)
It never is.
Luciano (01:22:29.271)
All right.
Luciano (01:22:35.863)
Some might, some people might say that.
Spencer (01:22:36.082)
Only brave.
Matt (01:22:46.83)
Hunter forest green color for the sleeping gas like it is an intense green you see it twice You see it once in Venice and once in you know on home soil in the US What is going on that sleeping agent that makes it that intense green color?
Chris (01:23:02.801)
rotten eggs.
Matt (01:23:05.454)
Okay.
Spencer (01:23:07.922)
Bit is all.
Chris (01:23:08.221)
Pear Club for Men's Serum, Ass Edition.
Matt (01:23:10.35)
Okay.
Spencer (01:23:12.786)
I think it's a little bit of basil and oregano.
Matt (01:23:15.31)
Okay.
Chris (01:23:15.666)
Mmm.
Spencer (01:23:16.914)
freshly cut grass.
Matt (01:23:18.958)
This is just a sleeping...sleeping solution. Yours sounds like poison, Chris.
Chris (01:23:20.026)
mulch.
Luciano (01:23:21.975)
But is it like, is it cosmetic or is it part of the makeup of the gas?
Spencer (01:23:27.026)
Hey, listen, if you're knocking someone out, why not give them a little extra love to the skin? Yeah. I mean, this poison was made by L'Oreal.
Luciano (01:23:30.967)
Pizzazz? Like a bit pizzazz? A bit of pizzazz, yeah?
Chris (01:23:34.659)
Mm-hmm.
Matt (01:23:37.902)
It's not a poison, it's just a sleeping gas.
Spencer (01:23:39.826)
Sorry, you're right, that's what we're marketing it as. Sleeping gas.
Chris (01:23:42.897)
Okay, marketing, air quotes.
Luciano (01:23:47.127)
He will put you in a brief coma for three months. Ha ha
Matt (01:23:50.414)
God damn.
Spencer (01:23:52.114)
It's called Beauty Sleep and you need it.
Matt (01:23:54.446)
Wow.
Chris (01:23:55.057)
It's from the vegan division.
Spencer (01:24:00.946)
Yeah. No animals were harmed in the making of this deadly poison.
Chris (01:24:01.257)
Mm-hmm. Hence the mulch.
Matt (01:24:01.294)
Okay, that makes sense actually
Luciano (01:24:06.327)
Yeah, yeah. Animals will be harmed by it, but not in the making of it.
Matt (01:24:07.182)
Yeah, okay. It's a sleeping agent. That's why no one was harmed.
Chris (01:24:07.517)
You know?
Chris (01:24:13.394)
They'll have the best sleep of their lives.
Luciano (01:24:17.271)
And the last.
Matt (01:24:21.39)
Alright, I think we've...no, it was a quick one. It's nice to answer quick questions. We are at the end of this podcast.
Chris (01:24:21.97)
Why wake up?
Luciano (01:24:24.631)
Yeah.
Chris (01:24:28.198)
Ha ha!
Luciano (01:24:29.047)
Wow. Mercifully.
Matt (01:24:29.55)
mercifully, but we really need to review this movie quickly and give it a ranking. We use the patented S tier system. S is the best, F is the worst. If you want a level set, Morbius is the worst. The best, I don't know, we're all over the map. So just, you need to know if the worst is. Um, randomly selecting Chris. What is your review?
Chris (01:24:32.017)
Coquidly.
Chris (01:24:56.009)
this move.
Chris (01:24:59.817)
So full transparency, I've acquired the ability to play video games and watch movies simultaneously. This movie, much like the Meg 2, actually brought me to lower my game controller, rest it upon the table, and cast my eyes towards the second television for the entire movie. And I was like, oh shit, this thing is cooking. But then as a... What?
Matt (01:25:24.59)
Sorry, I have to stop you. We have a podcast about reviewing movies, and you can't be arsed to watch said movies. Are you Spencer?
Chris (01:25:29.691)
Yes.
Luciano (01:25:30.807)
Yeah.
Chris (01:25:33.253)
Listen, don't, don't judge. Don't, don't sweat the technique. Okay. Listen, I told you, I did, I did.
Spencer (01:25:33.778)
Hey!
Luciano (01:25:34.135)
No, it's worse. It's worse.
Spencer (01:25:38.034)
Yeah, what are you, Spencer?
Luciano (01:25:39.959)
I'm sorry.
Matt (01:25:41.838)
Did you even watch this movie, bro?
Spencer (01:25:42.802)
Did you even watch this movie? Did you even watch the Meg too?
Chris (01:25:48.101)
Yeah, I enjoyed it, coquedly. So this movie was high octane. I dare say almost as high octane as the Megatube. But for me, yeah, I tend to agree with my fellow movie critic, Bredrin, insofar as this movie dragged in certain areas. But if not for the action pieces, it would be really, it would have been a lot harder to get through. So for me, this movie,
I think it's a C. Cokedly, for coqued consumption. Coked cinematic consumption.
Matt (01:26:19.662)
for crookedly.
Luciano (01:26:21.559)
For Cokedly. C for Cokedly.
Spencer (01:26:21.81)
See you for Coke-idly.
Matt (01:26:24.814)
Yeah.
Luciano (01:26:26.903)
Nice, well done.
Matt (01:26:27.598)
Okay. Let's go to resident hater, the Seattle.
Luciano (01:26:32.759)
I don't know why you do this to me so accurately. No, I can't be asked to do that. I hate myself for saying that. Anyway, so I really like the MI, the Mission Impossible franchise. Well, I watched the first three movies on the theaters when they came out.
Chris (01:26:32.797)
Hey, hey, hey!
Matt (01:26:35.246)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Chris (01:26:37.554)
Ho! Ho ho ho!
Spencer (01:26:38.77)
Prove him wrong, give it an S.
Chris (01:26:45.789)
Can you be forced?
Luciano (01:26:59.351)
And then when three came out and I watched it in theaters and decided, you know what, I'm going to leave it alone. But then I, I actually didn't watch the other ones until very recently. So I was really looking forward to this because I thought it was going to be good. And it quickly became shit. There's no other way to put it for, at least for me, like make it, it made it sadder and made me madder because it could have been a good movie if they only.
If they didn't overplay their like the entity plot so stupidly, the action scenes were fun. They know what they're doing. And I like the characters that were already there. And I was really mad that they killed Ilsa in such a stupid way just to give Gabriel some gravitas or whatever. So to me, like I was mad.
And I'm going to go into the next one that we're probably going to end up watching already mad with like super low expectations. And I hope I never have to watch this movie again. So to me, I'm going to give it a D just because the action scenes were fun and the acting was good. So it's a D for me.
Matt (01:28:16.622)
Okay, we'll pause there for everybody to absorb whenever it is you set.
Luciano (01:28:23.223)
Were you were you sleeping? Were you sleeping? For you to take a quick nap while I was talking. That tracks. No, that tracks from our every interaction that tracks. Where am I?
Spencer (01:28:23.25)
haha
Chris (01:28:24.633)
Hehe
Matt (01:28:29.55)
No, I would never... never...
Chris (01:28:29.7)
What happened? Did we s- are we recording?
Matt (01:28:34.926)
Is this a podcast? Is this over? Spencer, what's happening? Where are we?
Spencer (01:28:41.074)
What? What? Somebody say something? Yeah, this movie. I mean, I'm with Luciano. I listened to the first half of what he said and I liked the... I like... I'm a big fan of the Mission Impossible franchise. Like I said, it's the best seven film franchise other than Harry Potter. That's what I've come up with. And this is one of the ones that I was left most disappointed.
Chris (01:28:43.293)
I'm gonna go.
Luciano (01:28:52.791)
Well, that's more than usual.
Spencer (01:29:08.85)
Like we all said, I'm not gonna harp on it, the action's great. They actually do really good jobs with that stuff. They make it fun and different. This movie kind of lost me. I was in for the beginning, but this we never talked about, but the scene where Ethan Hunters starts doing sleight of hand magic for no reason. Where he's like, where he's like, you want this key? He pulls it out. What about this over here? And I'm like, are they being chased by like FBI agents right now? The whole thing. But for some reason that moment I was like...
Luciano (01:29:25.047)
Oh shit, yeah we forgot to talk about that.
Luciano (01:29:35.127)
Yeah.
Spencer (01:29:37.746)
Okay, that was dumb. Yeah, and I was just like, that was stupid, but then it progressively got more stupid and ridiculous. Now having said that, it's still fun. It's just not great. I give it a C. Is a C equivalent of three and a five?
Luciano (01:29:38.487)
And Grace does it afterwards too.
Matt (01:30:03.726)
No, we have six letters. So C is a C.
Luciano (01:30:03.863)
A C is a C, don't, don't, yeah. The C is a C.
Chris (01:30:04.265)
Bye-bye.
Spencer (01:30:09.234)
Alright, I give it a C for Coke topped Sunday.
Luciano (01:30:14.423)
Okay.
Matt (01:30:15.502)
Perfect. No, you really, really nailed it. Probably.
Spencer (01:30:19.442)
Always do.
Luciano (01:30:20.631)
You probably just woke up again.
Matt (01:30:22.766)
Who knows really. I, as the first person who's given this ranking, will give it a C.
Spencer (01:30:32.018)
BOLD.
Matt (01:30:33.55)
Yeah, I don't think anybody else has done that from what I've heard. Um, the reasons are fairly simple. The movie has great action, nonsensical plot lines, um, spends time pausing for a little gimmicks that are well, funny, make no sense to the urgency that's happening, such as, um, you know, the cars, the car chase, they stop and have a little flirt and run around the car and no one's right behind them. And all of a sudden every car and Venice is behind them again, things like that. Um,
Luciano (01:31:02.711)
I forgot about that.
Matt (01:31:03.054)
And so, that's fine, just bring up random shit that annoys me. But you know, the action's good. Excuse me. If you can skip between action sequences, if you cut out every scene that was in action, it'd be a great movie, it'd be about an hour and a half, just pure adrenaline, action, action, action, I'm out. So that's how I recommend watching it.
Luciano (01:31:26.551)
with your brain turned off is what you're saying. Or snapping in between.
Matt (01:31:29.518)
mean and skip all the plot. I hear if you play video games while you're watching the movie it goes real fast. Yeah.
Luciano (01:31:34.423)
hahahaha
Spencer (01:31:35.218)
Yeah, then you can it's better Matt Matt what you're describing is a heart attack
Luciano (01:31:41.431)
He's not wrong!
Chris (01:31:41.737)
Thanks for watching!
Matt (01:31:41.838)
I'm interested, tell me more.
Spencer (01:31:45.906)
Hehe hehehe
This movie felt like palpitations. It was an hour long of just crackle games.
Chris (01:31:53.149)
Haha.
Chris (01:31:59.363)
If you find yourself in the doctor's office describing what have taken place and the doctor tells you that you're suffering from a heart murmur, get yourself checked out. There's a chance.
Spencer (01:32:07.57)
There's a chance you watched MI7.
Matt (01:32:10.83)
It's just mission impossible, it's fine.
Spencer (01:32:12.754)
Did you watch Matt Cut of MI7? There's your problem.
Chris (01:32:13.095)
a weech.
Luciano (01:32:13.271)
Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Matt (01:32:17.006)
That's a problem. You don't ever do that. Speaking of things you don't ever do, but we're gonna do it anyways. Next week, we are watching the Marvels.
Spencer (01:32:28.754)
OOM
Luciano (01:32:29.047)
OOOOOOO-
Matt (01:32:31.022)
We're going back to comic books. I know it is how they say a bad plan because nothing has been good for comic books in a while.
Luciano (01:32:38.615)
For a while, yeah.
Spencer (01:32:40.402)
Hey, hey guys, go in with an open mind. We tend to enjoy films.
Chris (01:32:40.799)
Mmmm
Chris (01:32:44.105)
Mm-hmm.
Luciano (01:32:45.591)
It's Marvel, we always do.
We do? What was the last one we enjoyed?
Matt (01:32:49.582)
Maybe.
Chris (01:32:50.249)
Cokedly.
Spencer (01:32:50.898)
Yeah, exactly.
Matt (01:32:52.014)
Okay, Lee. I don't know.
Chris (01:32:55.517)
Tune in next time!
Matt (01:32:58.158)
We're gonna watch the Marvels. We're gonna talk about the Marvels. The Marvels is the... free Larson vehicle. I can't think of anybody else's in the movie, so... Yeah. Spoiler alert, Chris and I have already seen this. We had a Spencer's... Spencer, this is gonna be hurtful. Don't take this the wrong way. Chris and I went to the movies together.
Luciano (01:33:03.831)
Yeah, it's the Marvel vehicle. It's not doesn't really matter
Spencer (01:33:12.498)
Oh, you have.
Luciano (01:33:17.719)
This is a better plot than this entire movie we just talked about.
Chris (01:33:19.837)
Dun dun dun!
Matt (01:33:24.462)
Probably.
Spencer (01:33:24.914)
I don't wanna say...
Chris (01:33:25.585)
Don't ask us what we were wearing. We looked, our fits were all the way low.
Luciano (01:33:29.303)
Did you coordinate?
Matt (01:33:31.15)
wait, obviously.
Spencer (01:33:32.498)
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Luciano (01:33:32.503)
Okay.
Matt (01:33:34.51)
Right.
Chris (01:33:35.057)
You should be. People asked us how long we've been besties.
Matt (01:33:37.07)
That's fair.
Matt (01:33:41.454)
Forever.
Spencer (01:33:41.49)
Have you been besties with him longer than you've been besties with me?
Matt (01:33:44.654)
I'm not answering that question. That's perjury and I'm not going to allow it.
Luciano (01:33:48.343)
Wait, what? Are we under oath? I didn't know that. Can I take some stuff back?
Spencer (01:33:48.37)
Ha ha!
Chris (01:33:48.925)
Plead the fifth! Plead the fifth!
Spencer (01:33:51.122)
I'll allow it.
Matt (01:33:52.846)
We are. No, you may not. Next week, the Marvels. We're all going to watch it. Sustained.
Spencer (01:33:58.034)
Objection!
state.
Matt (01:34:05.934)
Actual pause. Who is leading the craziness out? Because we forgot to talk about that.
Luciano (01:34:10.327)
I forgot the craziness we talked about to leave it in the end. Remember? Like.
Matt (01:34:15.726)
Yeah, like I'm going to say goodbye. We're out of here. And then someone leads a bit. We, we bit, you know.
Luciano (01:34:18.903)
And then someone has to say, yeah, we can just do a really bad, like pantomime or like a mimic of the MI theme together. And then you cut it.
Matt (01:34:28.91)
I just, just someone do something, do whatever you want and we'll cut it. I don't care what you do. I will just say the same thing again next week. We're watching the Marvels and then I'll be able to paste it together. Alright? Then you work off that.
Spencer (01:34:29.522)
I got it.
I'll do something.
Luciano (01:34:33.431)
Okay.
Okay.
Matt (01:34:47.214)
Next week, Marvels, you guys listening, us guys watching, be there, here, because fun.
Luciano (01:34:53.495)
Why use many word when few word do?
Chris (01:34:55.866)
Dun dun
Spencer (01:34:56.178)
So when you put it in the porthole, you wanna lube it up a little and then just twist it. No, that's too, you're hurting me.
Luciano (01:35:05.143)
That's the wrong theme. I don't know what's going on anymore. The fuck is happening here?
Chris (01:35:10.217)
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