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From the newest hits to the most classic of trash, Gabby and Chyenne are here to dish on the history, production and greatest moments reality TV has to offer.
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Yo, it's Gorilla Central out there. Get the fuck out. Juiceheads everywhere. You don't think that he's good for you? How do you know what's good for me? That's my opinion! Are you kidding me? I swear to God, don't be f***ing throwing a thing on me. I'll f***ing hurt you. Welcome to BoobTube. So, I don't know about you. The last time we did boob news, I realized that there was a Kanye story that kind of
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stop me in my tracks. Don't tell me there's more. No, unfortunately. So although it's the only thing I could find is uh Kanye's Nazi song is all over Instagram. This is from 404 Media. So it's his new song is called Hail Hitler. I'm not going to. Heard of me. It is. It's.
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So when I started this podcast and this sort of secondary episodes, I never thought it would become like a Kanye West recap. But I had to say it because you dropped a bomb on me last time. Here I thought we were just locked and loaded at cousins but... Yeah, no, it's... According to 404, they said...
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While other social media sites and streaming services rush to scrub Kanye West's pro-Nazi song from their platforms, curious are enthused can find memes, remixes, and unedited audio of West New's song, Hala Hitler, all over Instagram. What are you guys doing?
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Sorry. That's okay. What are you doing? I need to talk to that. Why? Cheyenne has to do mom stuff at the same time as talking about Kanye's new song. Yeah. But yeah, I've also encountered like trying to look up the lyrics to this and they're scrubbed. lyric websites that normally have the full lyrics for songs have removed this entirely. I can't even look up the lyrics to it, which, you know, good for them.
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Yeah, it's a disturbing and disgusting song and John Legend is... No, John Legend thinks Kanye West is like... It's a sad and shocking personal descent. Okay, I was about to get so sad and I was gonna say, no, we can't cancel John Legend. No. Like...
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John Legend has worked with Kanye West a bunch of times and Kanye... I mean, John Legend, um you know, he believes it just started back when his... back when Kanye West's mom, Donda, passed away at age 58 in 2007. He believes that's when it started. I'm not gonna psychoanalyze Kanye West. I don't have a psych degree. ah But it's a sad, sad...
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thing and you know, uh Cheyenne, any stories? um Okay, so let me just pull this up here on my phone because you know, I was just doom scrolling Facebook before I went to bed last night. And I mean, this has nothing to do with reality TV, but I need everybody to hear this because if I had to see it and read it with my own eyes and everybody to listen with their own ears.
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Yeah. So I'm scrolling, just scrolling, um and I come across this post in the Are We Dating the Same Guy Facebook page. Ooh. And it says, need help with positions. When your partner is fluffy with a big belly, his eggplant is four inches and I'm struggling. He's only my second partner ever with all kinds of crying faces. So of course, everyone knows it gets better in the comments. The very first comment says,
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Have him lay off the coach with his head on the ground and his belly will flop onto his chin and you can get access to it that way. Don't worry. I got you. Follow me for more tips. Bam. Bam. Who is this person? I'm not sure. It was an anonymous poster. Love it. Love it. the anoms. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. And this was on the we're dating the same guy.
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Yeah, which was kind of weird to me because I'm thinking, my God, is this Ash Nova Scotia? Anything? No. Honey, I don't think you're dating the same guy. No. You know, it seems out of it seems out of pocket, though I have to say if I've ever wanted to like get a little little taste of like what's happening in there, like it's a locked group. It's the.
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Are we dating the same guy group? I'd love to see the like tea that's going on in there. Some of it gets pretty crazy, I'm not even gonna lie. And it's kind of crazy how, you know, it's stemmed to like all the different provinces and then like own cities like have their own little Facebook page for it too as well. And it's crazy. It's crazy. I've never seen one of my friends' boyfriends on there, but I have seen acquaintances on there, which is a little...
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A little sketchy if you ask me. Oh shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That is crazy. anywho. Moving on. Moving on. Um, how are we getting to some breaking news? Some breaking reality? Some breaking boob news. Breaking boob news. Again, I know we can't title it that, Josh, but it's my show. I get to say it whenever I want. It's literally always
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I think I think I'm folding. I think I think the house of cards is coming down. I Think we just gotta be weird and we gotta live there and that's what it is Exactly. That's that's the route. We're gonna take because of fucking boob news. It is That's why I do I break people down I love this Anyways
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Boob news, Real Housewife of New Jersey's Melissa Georgia is to star on a wife swap Real Housewives edition. So this is from the reality T.com, which is, it's like a great news source for anything reality TV. um So Justin Smith of realityt.com quote, and I quote, it should come to no surprise that Kim,
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Paola is running around babbling about the Real Housewives spinoff. She has made a hobby out of spilling insider tea about Real Housewives of New Jersey. She pretty much does this on a monthly basis and we sincerely appreciate her efforts. The last time she came up under our radar, she said Bravo retained three of the ladies from Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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The rest were effectively let go and given the freedom to pursue other opportunities like harassing employees at Jersey Mike's. I don't know if that is that like a staple of Real Housewife TV shows? Like they have to harass employees at a Jersey Mike's. Which I found out Jersey Mike is like a subway. Oh, like it's like.
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It's like a Quiznos kind of deal. Jersey Mike is the original Footlong? Maybe. I doubt that. It's definitely like a sub sandwich chain for sure. And people seem to like it, but yeah. So, uh Bravo Network, the network recently announced a new show called Wiveswap, the Real Housewives edition. So originally,
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uh Wiveswap centers around the premise that two families would swap one spouse with the other and see how they react to the different families' customs. Family dynamic and etc. The show Wiveswap was actually really popular in the mid-2000s. I don't know if you guys have ever seen the meme, you know, of like this old woman who's screaming, she's not a Christian! Everybody in this house of god...
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Everybody in this house of God, get out. No. This is dark side. Get out. Oh my God. It's this in that episode of why swap it has a very Christian family. They swap with a very like kind of like atheist sort of like the, think the mom is like practices Wicca on the side. And anyways, the Christian woman,
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Wicks on the side. I don't know. Just a hobby. It's just a hobby, you know. Doesn't everyone practice Wicca on the side? I think a lot of people do. I did when I was 13. 13! I bet your parents are so proud. Oh yeah. Are you kidding me? I had the tarot cards.
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Don't get me started on the tarot cards, okay? Listen, I literally, whenever anything is going wrong in my life, I'm like, okay, let me break up the tarot cards. Just give me, what does this reverse mean? Is this yes or no? Yeah, yeah. I did, and then I kind of lost interest, and stuff like that. And I kind of made fun of it a little bit. I just remember in a video cult, I kind of made fun of it. now the universe fucked you.
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Yeah, the universe has royally fucked me. Maybe that's why you smashed your head that time. Probably. Probably. It's the universe being like, fuck this kid. Fuck this kid. She fucked up. This moment Gabby knew. She fucked up. I fucked up. I'm fucked up making fun of the universe and making fun of people who use tarot cards. So this is just retribution. I'm not making fun of you, universe. Please don't fuck me.
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Please don't let me smash my face on the pavement. Yeah, so that was that's Wiveswap. I'm excited to see it because I'm excited, especially for the New Jersey Real Housewives because oh my fuck, it's a christening when they all get like in a fight at a christening. I cannot wait to see like tempers fly. I want to see some bully water thrown on some bitches. So. Oh.
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Probably. I hope. Hits me every day. of grace compels you. Yeah.
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Oh boy. I love it. So, Below Deck is another story about Below Deck down under Zarina Mace Ralph. uh She's the chef, head chef, blocked uh lead deckhand Harry Van Ville on social media. uh Shine, do you watch lot of Below Deck? I've never seen it. Oh.
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Yeah, I'm a virgin. I haven't seen it either. Don't feel bad. Okay, cool. It's I've I watched a lot of Below Deck. uh It's one of my go tos and I was excited for this season. Now, I'll get into my thoughts on this current season in a little bit after the story. But um according to Jennifer O'Brien of the reality.com um Below Deck.
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Down Under Chef, Zarina, has unfollowed lead deckhand Harry on social media after Harry advised Zarina to chill out online considering hers and Chief Stew Laura Rigby's feud in this latest season of Below Deck. So during a Q &A, uh Harry said, Zarina blocked me on Instagram after I suggested she calm down her comments about the current season on Instagram.
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I don't support online blasting or bullying and didn't like what I was seeing. with Zarina and stuff like that, uh Zarina and Laura have been kind of going at it for the majority of the season. And can I, guess now just transition to what we're watching. It's, you know, it's like a really... oh
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It's not my favorite season so far. I've been like trying to get through this season, a blow deck down under. And I have to say like, I'm really struggling with it. I'm like really sick and tired of like the constant back and forth between Zarina and Lara. It's, I find it's like we're in a group project with two girls who can't stand each other. you know, like, have you ever been in like,
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You know, it could be like in your friend group, like your acquaintances, family, whatever, you're just like two people are going at it constantly and it's affecting everyone. Yep. Like when you can just cut the tension with a knife and then you're just like, oh, what do I do at this point? Like, I feel weird. This is making me uncomfy. Yeah, it's it's it's got to the point where I don't even like think I would
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be able to stand it. I think it mainly really kicked off because in the show, Laura has kind of been conditioning Zarina's sous chef to be more of her friend. And Zarina's been feeling a little bit left out and I can kind of get with that. But with Laura, she keeps like...
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badgering the chef and being like it's either my way or the highway and they even fought over like plates. Oh, not the plates. Yeah, not the plates. it the fine china or what? Yeah, it's like what the chef chose was not what Laura wanted for the table and they kept going over and over and over and I was like, bitch, it's not a big deal. It's not that deep, bro. Like if I was a chef and they're like, oh, this looks better. I'm like,
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Sure, whatever. I don't give a fuck. Or if I'm like the chief stew and the chef is really adamant about fucking plates, I'm like, whatever, whatever. It don't need to be that deep for real. It doesn't need to be that deep. I don't know, Josh, I'm going to throw this to you. Have you ever been in this position where you're fighting with the other person and it's been like, bam, bam, bam. You know, it's, it, it, it just like,
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The arguments won't stop. There's no resolution to them. mean, there's a reason that I have an ex-wife. Yeah. If we're going to go there. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I have a very specific story to throw out to this. Like definitely a reason that I have an ex-wife. I mean, the main thing was that I didn't know how to cook when I was with her and she really liked cooking. uh But
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anytime I would make an attempt to cook, she would have to invade the kitchen and like try to take over and then she would eventually take over in the kitchen. But then later use that as ammunition to be like, you don't do anything and I do all the cooking. Oh, no, I'm going to get divorced before I even get married. Holy shit. uh Right. Yeah. So yeah. So there is that.
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uh But I mean, hey, it really inspired me to try cooking once uh we split up and I went through some real messy, weird, like absolute bachelor chow versions of cooking. Beyond the Kraft dinner and hot dog. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, it would just be sort of like, you know, throwing a bunch of stuff into a pot. was like, OK, we're going to like get this like, you know, tube of uh beef from
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Walmart and throw that in and we're gonna throw in some like some frozen vegetables and then it'd be like oh I need pasta Oh, well, I didn't make that lasagna. So there's just a bunch of the lasagna like, you know, the hard lasagna sticks Just break a bunch of that up throw it into it and then I would store that in like a giant tub like a two-liter tub That was where it started I'm way beyond that now. I love cooking. I'm actually I would
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even say I'm a great cook now. But you know, all inspired from that of just someone invading and then taking over and blaming me for not cooking. Yeah, Cheyenne, how about you? So honestly, I haven't really been watching anything between internships and, you know, trying to find a host to move into. But I will say I have been scrolling the internet and I have
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heard and seen some things that are coming out. ah Okay. A new final. So to be watching. To be watching. So, oh my god. BoobTube News to be watching. I like that. I. BTBTBTW or whatever the. Great. Something like that. Throw some letters in there. Figure that out later. Yeah. We're gonna workshop it. I love it. I love it.
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Yeah, so apparently Final Destination is coming out with a new movie and their marketing is crazy. So we all know that like Final Destination is this movie that like unlocks crazy fears for you like in a real world scenario. Yeah. And if you guys know what I'm talking about, everyone else is going to know. So literally this is a if you know, you know basis.
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Okay, but if people don't know how would you explain it to them? Behind a log truck? The infamous log truck scene. Yes, so there is a scene in this movie where you know someone's driving down the highway and there's a truck that has all these logs on it. It's like a big huge like 18-wheeler and then the logs just let go and it takes everyone out. You know what I'm saying? Scary as fuck. So apparently their new marketing skill is they are going to have all kinds of
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of log trucks on the highways throughout the country and they're gonna put a big huge sign on the back for when this movie is coming out. Like Canada or United States? I'm not 100 % sure on that so don't fact check me on it because I'm not sure or you can fact check me. I'm not 100 % sure. just put it on the radio. Yeah. Which is literally so crazy. I was just speaking to my mom about it the other day and like apparently this is literally one of my brother's
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biggest fears is that he's so scared to like drive behind one of these huge log trucks. And now they're just going to use it for a marketing tactic. I think it's genius, honestly. I really do. I'm here for genius marketing. Like when I came to like the Blair Witch project, yes, great marketing. Yes. uh And long legs, long legs, I think is why like I liked it the most. It was because of the marketing when they had that website.
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They were like, it's like a weird like true crime website of, um you know, you would find it in like the deep web sort of like conspiracy theorists. So that's what I really liked about it. um And I found another one of advertising for this same Final Destination movie that is a billboard.
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that they have dummies hanging off of, as if the construction guys fell and hung themselves accidentally. So there's dummies hanging off of it. There's a video of this I found, it's from a day ago, it's on Reddit. I don't know if that's a good thing because I have a feeling if people who don't know what this is, is there a sign that says final destination? It's like, yeah, it's a huge, it's longer than the regular billboard. And so there's a huge part that says final destination, but then the part that's blank is if they're
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going to be finishing it, there's like two dummies hanging off of it with some blood splatter. That's crazy. Yeah, I wonder how many 911 calls they were. No, honest to God. Oh God, someone is like hanging off of this billboard, please come help. And they're like, no, honey, it's uh just marketing tactics. Don't worry. Get off the line. Yeah, it's time. So another thing that I've seen.
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Do you guys all remember Fear Factor? Yes. my God, yes. Joe Rogan and Fear Factor. So Fear Factor is coming back. E! News says get your gag reflexes ready because Fear Factor is back with an unforgiving new twist 25 years after the show's original debut. They're not, they haven't confirmed if you know that Joe Rogan is coming back or not.
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But yeah, apparently they have like a crazy new twist to bring more viewers in and keep them engaged. So we'll have to sit back and wait for that. Back when Joe People actually die this time. Yeah, that's it. People die. log trucks. Yeah, by the log trucks. I mean, the only thing I remember about Fear Factor is Joe Rogan actually having hair. Do you think Joe Rogan's hair, like Joe Rogan's fear...
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And Fear Factor was him losing hair. Probably. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. He'll come back as the host again, but they'll have like a really bad wig on him. It'll be like longer hair than he ever It'll be like shoulder length toupee. Or a skullet. So no hair like on the top, but like just around the back. No, skullets are fire. I don't know. Yeah.
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I love pretty bad. Yeah, they're pretty bad, but they're actually like really fucking fun. Dude, I'm telling you right now, like when I get old, I'm already starting to lose my hair. So I'm telling you right now when I get old, if I don't have a skull that I'm going to make sure I have a skull it that'll be my style. I complete the cigarette mom energy you've already got going like fucking go for it. Absolutely. Yeah.
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That is insane, because I am planning to look like Skeletor when I'm old. Love that. Yeah. Just full hood up all the time. Nyeh! Nyeh! it. Love it. Something I will say, just if we're not- if no one remembers stuff from Fear Factor, a lot of the time they made them eat huge cockroaches, like the ones that would hiss. roadkill? Yeah. I can do that. And pig rectums.
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I remember there would be pig rectums and it would just be like weird white meat and it would be a pig rectum and they would make them eat that and stuff. Yeah. The, could do that. So for myself, fear factor for me is anything that has to do with spiders. Like I can tightrope, I can tightrope walk over heights. can eat bugs. I can like.
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you know, stand off with a fucking tiger or something like that. minute they incorporate, the minute they incorporate like spiders, I'm done. I don't mind other arachnids like scorpions. Those are fine to me. It's just spiders. Do you know what? I get it. I'm not scared of spiders, snakes, nothing like that. My two biggest fears. As I was saying last week when we were recording, uh I was born with two legs on Earth.
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to walk for a reason, I am terrified. Absolutely freaking terrified of birds, which you know, it is what it is. But like my biggest fear is fucking butterflies. Okay, interesting. Oh, hate butterflies. Schmetterling. The Schmetterling. Yeah, recently, yeah, I looked that up. was like, because I know in German, butterfly Schmetterling and it means little cream.
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Little creep. Little creep, yeah. That sounds like another word for jism. Oh my goodness. Okay guys, I have one more. All right, but first I'm gonna ask Josh what his fear factor thing would be. Cause mine's spiders, yours is birds. I don't like being in elevators.
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I still get freaked out being in elevators. I always feel like the floor is going to just disappear as if like some god entity has decided it and and I won't be able to grab onto the sides in time like any ride on an elevator doesn't matter how many floors it is. I'm pretty freaked out. Yeah, I avoid them at all costs. We have a like six story library here where we're in Halifax and I take the stairs every time. Oh my god, you need to talk to the CN tower.
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I took the elevator to the CN Tower when I was a kid. went to Toronto and so I was like six and there's the glass floor and so I have pictures of me laying on the glass floor, but I was pretty freaked out by it. yeah. Wow. Alright Cheyenne, get into whatever you're saying. Okay, so I've seen one more thing from Entertainment Tonight and TLC's latest docu-series is going to follow four adults. It's three women and one man.
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who have yet to experience sexual intercourse. Virgins premieres June 9th on TLC. I think that's gonna be interesting. I wonder if it's gonna be like 40 year old virgin vibes. I would assume, cause like, at what point are you just crushing people's spirit by like making them feel bad?
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You know, you can't have some 23 year olds on there. It's like, no, you're fine. Yeah. The thing is that I'm like trying to, I don't know, like piece together because there is, I want to say it looks like in this picture there is three people of color. then I'm not sure if this woman is maybe a Latino or something. But like, honestly, one of them looks really young and the rest of them look like
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you know, they're a bit older, probably, you know, in their late 30s, maybe early 40s, right? So I don't know if it's like a life choice or if it's just... it's a four inches and you lay back on the coach choice. Yeah, it's it's weird because, um...
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Like virginity is something that is, you know, it could be something really important or something that's not very important. Like it's it's up to the person. And I don't know what else to say, because like it's it's reminding me of like you have like that line of people like maybe because I was a late bloomer. I didn't lose it until I was like 18. mean, I my first kid at 18. So there you go.
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Yeah, I was like, yeah, like I said, I was a late bloomer. didn't lose it until I was 18. Um, I, it wasn't actually like a thing thing to me. I never really was like, can't lose my virginity. I got to do all this. It was just like, just something that happened. wasn't a competition with the girls. No, no, it wasn't. um so it's TLC is notorious for taking something and
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making it super weird and off-putting because you can have something that's so like normal and but like for example like someone who's like really into taxidermy or something like that or even something that's like not normal like someone who's in love with their car they take it and they put it on a like a pedestal and be like oh look at the freak yeah here's the platform
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Yeah, so I have a feeling this is just another thing for people to be like, oh, look at those virgins. Right. And uh kind of point and laugh. it's it's funny because TLC had also created a TV show called Virgin Diaries back in like 2012, where we were kind of birthed an internet celebrity called his name is Scott Jessup, but
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His online alias is IamSkippy.
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And he's like, super... peanut butter, because I'm telling you right now, he guaranteed dipped his freaking penis in it. Oh, I'm I just popped him. Well, yeah, I mean, for... for someone like Skippy, he was very adamant on trying to lose his virginity because he was like... Tired of the peanut butter. Yep. Yeah, he was tired of the peanut butter and he was like really kind of pushing and he was kind of pushing into the meme of it of like, oh,
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Here's a t-shirt, like I kissed Skippy and all I got was this t-shirt and you know, it's all funny and stuff like that. But I feel like there's like such a pressure and a lot of the times with that pressure you create incels who are like going to be like, women don't like me, women are sluts and whores and they fucking deserve to be shot in the head. And it's like a very, very deep and...
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disgusting rabbit hole, which actually I read a great book. It's called men who hate women. oh And I listened to the whole audio book. It's well, men who hate women is a book by Laura Bates. Great book, amazing book. Um, but I listened to it all throughout, uh, a job. And so I was just like sitting there. I know I was sitting there. I was like, Oh my God. Cause
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Anyways, it's so- do recall some of the anger coming off of you. I I was on this job with you when you were listening to it. Yeah, it's a very disappointing and you want to grab these men and being like, fucking snap out of it, Like, it's not women, it's you who are the problem. Like, it's not-
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It's also society is also the problem, but it's not winning. huge, right? Yeah, so. um Yeah, I think I'm gonna say the last thing I've been saying I've been watching is I just started watching again, Viva La Bam. Oh my God, what a freaking oldie but a goodie. So good, so good. This is like before, so this is like
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I think at the height of Bam Argera's fame and right before he kind of lost everything and just started doing like math and stuff like that, like Bam Argera! Definitely way before because Viva La Bam kind of I think was ongoing when Jackass 2 came out. Yeah.
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And then they still did Jackass 3 when everyone was still kind of there. It's really the space between Jackass 3 and Jackass forever where Bam Margera like goes crazy because Ryan Dunne died in a car accident and that was really what ended him like mentally, unfortunately. Bam really wanted us to talk about him because I just pulled up because I'm like, is my guy doing nowadays?
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And I just went to Instagram and immediately he posted 10 minutes ago he's at a skate park just doing his thing. Oh a couple buddies, yeah like hanging out, they got- is that a goat? Oh my god that's a freaking goat. Oh goat! Like he's hanging out with a goat and everything. With some buddies and oh it looks like they're- oh he's probably just has someone to film for his Instagram but he's got a camera guy with him with a goat? Nice! Yeah! Like...
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Unfortunately, bam. It's been a downward spiral with since the death of Ryan Dunn. love so Ryan Dunn. I was a part of like the Jackass like fan club. I loved Jackass. I love I love skateboarding, skateboarders, even though I never did it. But I would always hang out the skate park with my friends. I hear that sound that sweet, sweet sound rolling down the street. You're like, who's that? Where they at?
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Yeah. With the Vans and the Converse on. Who are you? Yeah, who are you? I just remember like the big fat like skateboarding shoe. The DC shoes. Yeah, the DC shoes. shoes. Yeah, I've got like a... I had a huge like black and purple one. They were huge. They were like giant on my feet. But it's funny because it's... I was watching it. It was like such a time capsule of like...
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what I've loved during like the early, like to mid 2000s. Like I loved Jackass. I loved the skateboarding sort of community. I loved um Viva La Bam. Like Viva La Bam I religiously watched. Like I rented from Video Difference and rewatch it over and over and over again. And it's great. And you have like the first season.
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He goes through and he has this thing in the episode, Don't Feed Phil. His father, Don't Feed Phil. So you have, um know, Bam wants to see if Phil, who is actually quite big, can go without food for 24 hours. So him and his family, like his girlfriend, his friends are like trying to make sure that
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They look after Phil on shifts and you know, and yeah. So, okay. I'm clocking out. It's been eight hours. Yeah. And you have, cause I just remember there with Ryan Dunn, he's like sitting there with a newspaper and like a black coffee and he's just like, it feels like, come on, like just a little bit. It was like, some of your coffee. And she's like, no, absolutely not. And then.
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BAM because he doesn't want Phil to eat in those 24 hours moves. Sorry. My daughter just came out and she just had a Gabi moment. says, there's a huge freaking spider in my room. Oh yeah. That's me. That's absolutely me. To make sure that Phil doesn't eat, he moves a concert from a concert hall to his house. oh
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It's big and that black and it was on her leg. Oh, God. Oh, no. Screaming. I'd be screaming. Oh my God. It's right there. Oh my gosh, Braedlina. Yeah, that's me. For our listeners, Cheyenne is in full covering mouth mode. Lots of hand movements. She can signal down to 747 with the hand movements. Yeah. We've got going on here. Yeah, just nothing about. Yeah. You know what?
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That's why I would feel the exact same way. still have my mother go get spiders. Like, so I have a story. When I was, well, my dad still lived in Halifax. He dropped me off from work and he. It what? It crawling up my leg and then I looked at it. It was crawling up your leg? Yes. I pressed it and it crawling up my arm and I went.
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Love it. Anyways, my dad dropped me off. sorry everybody. That's okay. It's all good. Yeah. So my dad just dropped me off and from my job, it was late at night and he was, he then he drove home because I was living in Spryfield and he lived downtown and not even five minutes later I look like I took off all my stuff.
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you know, checking my phone. I looked on my stairs and there was this big motherfucker, huge on my stairs. I had, I called my dad to come back. Did he come back? And he did. Okay. We love. Yes. Yeah. Shout out to dad. He, he came back and he, killed it for me. Although it would not go down very quick, very easily. He's like, he'd slap it, move. He'd slap it again.
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It'd move again and my dad's like, holy shit, and he starts smacking it.
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So he needed a hammer. He did. He did. He said he was like the, the shovels he would use to fucking hit cockroaches when he like was stationed in Florida, when he was in the Navy. Um, anyways, yes. So I was watching Viva La Bam. It's great. I think it's a great show. I'm probably we'll talk about it more when we, I kind of want to do an episode on it, but that's
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gonna be in the future. That'd be super fun. oh Producer privilege. I'm absolutely making you guys do Jackass and some other weird stuff. sure. With CKY. Love it. Oh yeah. Wild Boys. Oh yeah. There's all kinds of good stuff. Yeah. We'll do some. There's even some like movies we do a special of. we could. There's so much to plunder. Ain't nobody ready. Nobody's ready.
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All right, well, after that long, long diatribe, I think that's kind of been boob news. Boob news? What do think, Josh? Oh, yeah, you guys had 40 minutes. I'm happy with that. That's good. All right. This is a have been boob news. Check y'all later. Find us everywhere. Find us on YouTube. Watch our YouTube. Like find us on all of our
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We have zero quality control. All your nastiness will get through initially. So you can give us some great content. Listen, you might get some, you know, five minutes of fame. Yeah, that or a guarantee Cheyenne will show up to your house and beat the fuck out of you. ready for me to come pull up like Niamh and throw and throw your ass. Throw hands. Throw your the freaking ocean. Let's go.
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Let's Shia definitely got the energy of somebody who would be stepping out of the passenger side door of a pickup truck before the truck stops moving and starts sprinting full sprint like T1000 style straight up to the door. Did you find the video of me on Facebook? No. Gosh, oh my gosh. Alright. Y'all ain't ready for this shit. Okay, boob news. Boob news.
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This has been a haunted mouse production. Cut that out.