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From the newest hits to the most classic of trash, Gabby and Chyenne are here to dish on the history, production and greatest moments reality TV has to offer.
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Producer Hannah here. Currently, this space is not in use. If you would like to hear your ad here at the beginning or at the end of the show, can contact us at hauntedmostproductions at gmail.com. Back to the show.
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Yo, it's Gorilla Central out there. Get the fuck out. Juiceheads everywhere. to BoobTube. The dog around me. The child around me. We can't have this child around the Target with the child. Yeah. Oh my god.
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Yeah, I flat coats growing up. were great. We had, well, Charlie, he was an am, he was a mutt. Are you recording? He was a mutt too. He was an am staff boxer. He was brindle. He was beautiful. My little Charlie Brown. Raylene named him because like peanuts was big. Yeah. Yeah. Even my childhood. My childhood dogs were Floyd and Belle. Belle and Floyd. Belle and Floyd. I think the next pets I'm going to have, I'm going to name them.
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I'm gonna get three, call it boob tube news. Cause we're recording right now. Boober! My childhood nickname. Was boober? Was boober. My sister occasionally still calls me boober. My dad calls me boo after the Monsters Inc. See you look guys. This is literally meant to be. Yep.
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Oh, I love you, boobers. Oh, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, oh
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So welcome to boob tube noose. um I'm calling it on air. We're still workshopping, but.
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We'll get there. We'll get there. We'll get there with another name, another filler name. Just follow along. um So what's going on um with both of you besides talking about dearly beloved pets in the past?
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You go right ahead, Hannah. I got my first tattoo a couple weeks ago. I'm very excited. It's in that stage now where there's like a little bit of scabby and as well as healing and I'm like, don't fucking touch it. Is it itchy? Is it itchy? Do you want to like? but also I was taught a trickery, just slap. And then that makes the itchy go away. I'm the worst for tattoos because I'm such a big picker. Like. That's my fear. It's so bad because like scabs, I'll pick them. Pimples, I'll pop them. Boogers, I pick them like. Yeah.
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That's what I do. That's why I have these claws. They're literally like my kids call them the nose pickers because like I'm just I'm a picker. I'm sorry. hear you so hard. Literally. Honestly, like I like my scalp, like I constantly have like really bad like dandruff because like I will sit there and I will scratch and scratch and scratch and scratch. And like if I hear if I like feel a plaque. Yes. After running my like my fingers through my hair.
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I will find it out and I'll scratch the fuck out of it. I never had like crazy short nails unless they broke, but like I've been painting my nails and so they've been growing longer cause they are like very thin and fragile and like, my God, the scratching is next level. When I like scratch my head in morning and like this is fucking orgasmic. literally just want to scratch everything right now. I know. Um, yeah.
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What's up with you, Gabby? Well, we've been pretty busy at Haunted Mouse Productions. We've just been, you know, grinding and stuff like that. But I did have a chance to go out on Friday night. Ooh. So it's a little bit thin, like me counting pennies. a friend of mine was like... It do be like that sometimes. That's OK. A friend of mine was like, oh, I've got a...
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you know, a ticket to emo night that I can't go because I've got a work dinner that I forgot about. I'm like, okay, okay. Like whatever. Emo night. How can you say no? Yeah. But then I was like, okay, like I can go, but I won't have enough for like a bunch of drinks. So I'll go pretty sober. So I had a good friend. I went with a really good friend of mine and a new friend that we have invited into our friend group. Um,
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And so we went, we got ready, um, in that, in our new friend's basement, which people probably will hear me a lot. Sometimes I will sniff because I have horrible allergies to any airborne sort of like dust mold. I know the life. Um, pet dander, like I'm like used to my own pet cat, Penny. She's like, she doesn't like trigger me with my allergies, but
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um, other pets will. Um, so she has two cats, those two cats made my allergies go insane. So I was like insanely sneezing and stuff like that. But then we ended up leaving her place. We walked, cleared up my sinuses just a little bit. It was great. And then we ended up at the seahorse where not the seahorse, but the one of the 50 different little spots in where the seahorse is.
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And so we're in, uh we stashed our coats because we weren't paying for like coat check. we, no, we stashed our coats. um I got myself like a glass of water. My friend also bought me a drink. So it was double fisting. And this guy came barreling down. She, he was like really tall, little wide. And then he just like, was, I don't know what he was doing. I think maybe he was like so stoked.
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to get to the front of like where the DJ was playing the music. And he like almost shoved me and then my drink, the alcoholic one that had like sugar and stuff into it, maybe splash it into my face. So what happened? My face was just soaked and then like my front of my shirt. he couldn't, he couldn't have knocked into the fricking water hand. No.
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But anyways, like we're pushing pennies here, buddy. You made the wrong decision. Yeah. Wrong side. Yeah. Wrong side. Wrong side. Anyways, I wouldn't even been that mad, but he didn't even say, I'm sorry. No, no. Yeah. Like clock that Canadian sorry. Literally. Axis. East Coast. Come on. Like we are Maritimers. We are nice. Chad Michael Murray said that we were nice. Like the Nova Scotian people.
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are so kind and so humble. He loves Canada, but the no those Nova Scotia Halagonians. Yeah. So come on, bud. Where's the sorry? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe it could have been from fucking Toronto, because I think there was a lot of university students there to block it. Yeah. Lived there 10 to 18. Thank you. I mean, I don't know. But that that made me like I wasn't like drunk enough to start anything, but it just made me like had like a flash of
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The most extreme anger I've felt in a very long time. Like, I literally had to like turn around away from this guy because I couldn't look at him and be like, I have to calm down. I have to calm down. I'm still alive. Holy shit. Yeah. I have to calm down. I can't get arrested. Like, I don't think this haunted mouse productions will allow me to keep working if I end up getting arrested. Oh boy. Like, I just...
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have a new job, I can't get arrested. So I had to do like the whole things. I'm glad you didn't commit violence, but yeah, I don't know if Josh and I are that that sticklers for the for kicking you off if you have a criminal record. Good. mean, not so much, not so much for criminal record, more so if I end up going to jail. Yeah, it might be hard to record from jail. Yeah, probably.
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Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you, Cheyenne. Cheyenne will probably be the first person I call. yeah, we'll just we'll put you on speakerphone. We'll do boob-tooth that way from now on. You'll be like, what's the episode? What happened in the episode? Yeah, so fine. Because like, I don't know, maybe like in the States, they have it so you can like literally do like a FaceTime call with someone in jail. So we would just have to make sure that you had a camera. That's all as jokes. Sometimes to my dad, I will get into the news in just one second. There's just one little story I have to tell with my dad. uh
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Sometimes to either as a joke or to freak him out. Sometimes um I sent him like video, like um almost like dating, like prisoners from like jail or like actual like government prisons. They will send like, Hey ladies, I'm this foot. I'm looking for a pen pal, that sort of deal. And then I would sometimes send that to my dad. Like dad, I just met him. He's so cute and he's very sweet. And he's like,
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I know you're joking. um, your story about an encounter with a drunk person reminded me of my own story. have a recent encounter with a drunk person, which is on Sunday, I went out for a birthday party. And, um, when I was walking home, a very drunk girl asked me for directions to the arcade and I realized very quickly that she was not going to make it on her own. So I walked her to the arcade. She.
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did not stop talking the entire walk. It was very sweet. She was very lovely. She uh made me call a friend of mine to uh come get me. And when he wasn't able to answer the phone, she was like, and you're going to leave him a voicemail and you're going to text me when you get home. And she made sure that I texted her to make sure that she had my number. And I got this text from her at one in the morning.
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on Monday and it said, thank you for letting me know you got home safe. Thank you for walking me to where I had to go. You're so beautiful and such a kind soul. I hope you have the best sleep and never have a hangover in your life. So Zoe, I know that you subscribed to us on Zoe, you are a real one girl. are wonderful. I had a great time walking you to Propeller. I'm glad that you got there safe and I hope you got home safe too. Zoe, we love you. We love you, Zoe. We love you. Snaps for Zoe. Snaps for Zoe.
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Drunk girls are absolutely the best. Drunk men, no. Drunk girls, yes. Drunk girls were like, they will sit with you and they'll be like, are you OK? Do you need a cigarette? Do you need someone to hold your hair? Do you need blah, blah, blah, blah, You literally become best friends in the bathroom in 36.7 seconds. And it's fantastic. It's amazing. Literally the best freaking night of your life. Absolutely. It's the drunk conversations in the bathroom. Exactly. They touch your soul. They stay with you.
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They do, they really do. Yes, that is womanhood in its finest. Well, you know what's not womanhood? What? Not giving your child their um money from the work they've done. So this is breaking news. Oh, Alana Thompson says she never received toddlers or Tiaras or Here Comes Honey Boo Boo money. think we've. Mama June, what you doing, girl? I think um the
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Like we've kind of always knew this, but you know, Alana just said, you know what? I've never gotten it before. So, um, so from Stephanie Colloy of us weekly, uh uh, sorry for that quick interruption. Um, I was receiving two extra large litter boxes for my one eight pound cat who believes that the floor is the litter box. my God. My cat.
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little thing, uh, she will, she will dig and like, she will put all of her cat litter that's inside her litter box on the outside. Cause she just kicks it and like she digs and digs and digs and digs. Oh bless. So sometimes when I like, I sweep, I put it back in the litter box. Oh yeah, absolutely. My cat, I won't lie. She's, I love her and she's perfect because we've never had problems with that at all. So yeah.
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I'm not going to complain about my girl Luna. Dory is the gentlest, sweetest cat I have ever had. And I've had like seven cats in my life. She is also the stupidest. She has half a brain cell and occasionally it touches a synapse. It do be like that sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. So back to Honey Boo Boo. Oh yeah. So Alana Honey Boo Boo Thompson known for her toddlers and Tiaras and here comes
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Honey Boo Boo. Honey Boo Boo Child. Honey Boo Boo Child. I never had gotten all the money. I have never ever received the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo money. I've never seen it. Thompson, who is 19, claimed in an interview with People published on Saturday, May 24th, alleging that she has received nothing from her time starring on both reality TV shows. So. Damn. Never.
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Never ever even heard of it. If I'm being completely honest, she added, I don't know what happened to it. This isn't the first time money has been a contentious topic for Thompson, who rose to fame when she starred on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which aired from on TLC from 2012 to 2017. And on April 2025, if I'm sure we all know that
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June, Mama June is her nickname. Shannon, she stars in a wee TV spinoff series, Mama June from not to hot, because she got the gastric bypass surgery. That's where the money went. Yeah. 100%. That or like the producers. Mama June got the money to get skin-tea. OK, OK. Skin-tea, everything. the show began airing in 2017 with season seven set to premiere on
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May 30th of this year. So like I said, April, 2025 trailer for the upcoming season revealed Thompson and Shannon are still sparring over cash. The clip begins with June telling the group, even though we might be a dysfunctional family, the dysfunctionality works for our family. So when it comes to dysfunction like that, money is where I crossed the fucking line. all kinds of money. Yeah.
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Sorry, not sorry. I said what I said. Yeah. Poor. this the same as like, like the same thing with like the Kate of John and Kate plus eight? Like she isn't she also like that she also has surgery that she paid for with like money that was supposed to go with her to her eight children. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I have to look into it. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. When we do Tom and Kate plus eight, we'll have a look. And this made me my my blood really boil.
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because in the next clip um Thompson is seen asking Shannon. So Thompson is Alana, Shannon is Mama June ah for the money that she owes. As June hands her what appears to be a dry erase board in the shape of a giant check instead of actually getting the money. So this isn't a game. Thompson tells the camera. Whoa. Also Thompson.
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has recently released a dramatized documentary this past like couple weeks on May 17th recounting her time as a pageant contestant in her times on the show. Honestly, think, I mean, there's a lot of money going to if you're going to sue somebody, but pardon me is just like, I want a lawyer to go like pro bono for honey boo boo and just get that money back to her. your money. Yeah, because
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We've seen it like because she was essentially was like a child star. Yeah, really was. Yeah, really was. Because, she started on toddlers and Tiaras. like Honey Boo Boo was like huge, mid 2000s, you know, reality TV. Yeah. Oh, honey boo boo child. I know. And then this isn't like there's like a whole giant list of the shit that Mama June has done, including letting a man bless her children. Oh, my gosh. We are so going to have to uh
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Yes. Speak about this sometime. Yes, we do. So that's one news story that I saw. Cheyenne, do you have a story for us? I actually do. So, you know, I was just scrolling the TikTok because my sources are limited. Actually, my brain's limited. That's what it is. Yeah. So we all know Gypsy Rose Blanchard. And if you don't know, you're about to know.
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So Gypsy Rose, is the one who, you know, growing up, she faked a lot of illnesses and got a lot of money from a lot of people. Well, it was because of her mom. Yeah, her mom had munch house and buy proxy. Yep. And her mom used like a bunch of that money and stuff. It was awful, awful like shit that crazy, terrible, awful. Gypsy Rose was. uh
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literally a prison in her own home. Like it was crazy. It was insane. Yeah. Fast forward to now, you know, she went to jail. She's out. She just had her own baby. Yeah. Her and her new boyfriend. It's old boyfriend. Then come new boyfriend that she went back to. Anyways, her new fiance. So she just recently got a divorce from her husband, Ryan.
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Yes, the guy who picked her up from prison, Yes. um And now she, everyone says there's like this big, huge like fight in between who's trying to be in the spotlight, blah, blah, whatever. Yeah. So Gypsy, apparently every time Ryan posts something, Gypsy needs to post something to try and bring herself back into the spotlight. So Ryan posted something about like he's in cameos now or something. I don't know.
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But Gypsy said that she was going to take a 30 day social media cleanse and like it was a whole trend thing that she wanted to start and whatever may have you. But five days into it, um she posted that her and her new beau, Ken, are doing a little YouTube family vlog.
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She lasted five days. Five days. Five days of that social media. can you imagine? I'm thinking of like family vlogs of like, I'm going to prank my kids and telling them that they're adopted. I don't think family vlogging should be a thing. And when family vlogging does become a thing, you get things like eight passengers, whatever that lady's name is. Ruby Frankie. Thank you. Thank you. I have em
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I, the verb I was going for, for, was read. have not read. have listened to like podcasts and stuff talking about these like family vlogs. And then the mommy bloggers run them. They're like, it's for the moms and for the kids. The people watching these are pedophiles. Yeah. It's not.
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moms and it's not kids and everyone knows that so like it's like who are you actually making this for what are you actually trying to accomplish the whole mommy blogger thing skeaves me out so much well and that's just it right the controversy around like you know just what you're doing for your children to show other people you know what i mean like i think there's like a difference between like
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taking family photos and uploading them to Instagram. Of course. You're not like shilling out your child. You're not like putting your children into skimpy clothes or being like, she, she drinks a concoction I made and it's really, really gross. And it's weird. Let's do this challenge and that challenge. Yeah. So yeah. I listened to this podcast called Glamourous Trash and they did
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Shari Frankie's memoir as an episode, they're like a book club, like a memoir book club. And, uh, they, there's a part in her book where her therapist helps her sit down with her mom and say, I don't want to do the show anymore. I don't want to be like in public anymore. I to be like a private person. And, uh, her mom says, okay, in front of the therapist and then takes her home and says, great news. You've you you're fixed. You don't need to go to therapy anymore. Ah, oh
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I wish it was that easy just to be fixed. That would be so nice. That would be so nice. Yeah, you're fixed. Oh my. So yeah, I guess we'll have to sit back and wait for this little family vlog thing that Gypsy Rose has on the go. TLC is like, just sitting there like they're sniffing hounds. They're like, or... TLC is panting at the door. Yeah. They're like, we've got a new...
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a new show because like the minute that Gypsy Rose wants to do something TLC or some other things are like, fuck yes. You have like producers doing lines of Coke and like, like having a dart board of whatever fucking thing they want to create. It's like Gypsy Rose, uh, pet, pets, uh, uh, fucking toddlers and tears.
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Remember when TLC was just like, re-modeling the Yeah, re-modeling the room. Oh my God. Actually, what's also really crazy is um Todd and Julie Chrysley are going to star in a new reality show from prison. uh So this is from Justin Smith of Reality Tea. Federal prison won't stop Todd Chrisley and Julie Chrisley from returning to television.
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Lifetime picked up a new show following the Chrisley Knows Best family and their new chapter with their kids trying to keep things afloat. It should come as no surprise at all that producers are working on a way to incorporate the incarcerated parents into the show. So a little backstory of people who don't know who Chrisley Knows Best. Yeah, I've never heard of these people. Me either. I'm gonna need some tea. Yeah, so
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Before we get through the rest of the article, I'm just gonna let you know, Chrisley Knows Best is an American reality TV series that aired on the USA Network from March 11th, 2014 to March 27th of 2025, 2023, pardon me. It revolves around the lives of real estate tycoon Todd Chrisley and his wealthy family. So in June, 2022, Todd Chrisley and his wife, Julie,
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were found guilty on federal charges of bank fraud and tax evasion and submitting false documents to banks to take out loans and fund their lavish lifestyle. And in November of 2022, the couple were sentenced. reported for his 12 year sentence on the 17th of January, 2023 to federal prison camp Pensacola.
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Well, Julie, who was sentenced to seven years, reported to Federal Medical Center in Lexington. And so in September of 2024, uh Julie Christie's seven year sentence has been upheld following an appeal, which determined in the United States District Court of the Northern District of Georgia in Atlanta. So that's the whole tea when it comes to the whole Chrysler family. But
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Lifetime is thinking about incorporating them in prison. So I'm wondering how they're going to do that. Of course they are. Yeah, of course. so much equipment that you need that cannot cross through a prison security system. Well, didn't Lifetime do something with Gypsy Rose Blanchard as well, though, while she was in jail? So they must have some kind of connections. think it's like depending on the type of level of prison, like if it's a maximum security.
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Absolutely. Like freaking not. with, I think when it comes to like maximum security, I think of like, um, Joe Exotic from the tiger king. When they, when they did his interviews in jail, he had like the phone and I think there's like a video recording that they have that prison prisoners can like send out to the outside. So I think the producers would call him and do like a video chat from like the phone and re and like record it.
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So I think it's like that level versus maybe Gypsy Rose Blanchard who, you know, maybe is not seen as a incredibly violent prisoner. Yeah, a huge threat. Speaking of Joe Exotic, did Dylan not show us a picture that Joe Exotic's fiance? I saw that. Yeah, so Joe Exotic's fiance. Joe Exotic fiance sent him a really nice letter from jail.
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because he's being deported or something. The letter entailed imprints of his um brown bumhole. The brown third eye, so to speak. Let me see here. It was literally his asshole. uh Yes. That might be the worst thing Oh my god. Yeah. It was just a whole bunch of like asshole imprints on a piece of paper.
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Okay. It's a real shy eludes. Yes. So Joe Exotic, he's in jail. Um, his, he's fighting to keep his new husband from being departed. Deported. Departed. Deported. Deported. I don't know why I became like- At Southern Bale over there. Yep. Wow. So we're going to be doing an episode about Tiger King. Oh my God.
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I have to admit, missed me. I missed the Tiger King craze. Oh, I fell into it. I don't lie. binged while I ordered alcohol from Good Robot and just binged by sitting. I sat there watching Joe Exotic because I was like a quarantine sort of thing. And I just drank from the growler. No, my friend literally, like she was in a really...
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bad state during COVID and she just, you know, she drank every single day. She woke up one day and she was like, should I drink tequila for breakfast or have pancakes? Well, she picked tequila. And I want to say like quarter to 10 in the morning, I get a phone call from her and like literally on FaceTime, my friend has the really bad like eyebrow ring taped to her freaking eyebrow. Yeah, yeah. She's got her hat on with her like face all covered with his freaking mustache and goatee.
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I was no good. Joe Exotic, you're a king. I mean, he did try to get a woman assassinated. Allegedly. Allegedly. We all do some crazy things. I'm trying to find a letter of the Joe Exotic fiance letter butthole. Butthole. Please explain this. So basically,
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Joe Exotic's partner, um before either he, because Joe Exotic met him in prison. And he must have liked him for his butthole. I think so because I'm looking, it's like a sketch pad.
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I... And so I... have any of you guys ever thought like to put your asshole on a piece of paper and give it to someone? Never not once. Right. Not even to my worst enemies. No. Why? Like now this is making me want to get a butthole tattoo on my butt cheek. Like, come on. I've never even like not even a pussy print. No, no.
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Not the vagina print. Oh, it's. Yeah. So they they've gotten married in prison. Q. But unfortunately, the husband was deported to Mexico after he was released from prison. But yeah, I'm looking at the because I don't know how Joe Exotic was able to upload this to Instagram. This is where he had the
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the butthole imprints from... You know when a sphinx cat sits on a glass table and their butt suction cups to the table and leaves an imprint? Oh my god, I wonder if his husband did that, if someone had to lick it.
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Oh my God. I will say one thing I have done, which I think does not cross the line like this does, is I have given somebody a birthday card and the drawing that I drew on the front of the birthday card was their own dick pic. Nice. Oof. I thought that was thoughtful. That's iconic. Wait, what? That is iconic. Oh my God. Was it?
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So was it a good, like, was it a good dick pic? Was it like, was it like the original dick pic was very good. My rendition medium. ah If I'm being generous with myself, my rendition was medium. I see. I see. I, yeah. Uh, I was, I didn't go to art school for drawing. Let's say that you should have like weaved him something. You should have weaved him like a, or like knitted him like a woven wall hanging a tapestry. uh
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Oh my god. The dick cozy. The dick cozy. That's literally what it's giving right now. It is. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Oh shit. Back to buttholes. Back to buttholes. Yeah, I- there's so many. There's like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine butthole prints. Wow. No. It's- this is what Joe Exotic wrote on his Dude, I wonder how bad it smells. Gabby, if you turn that laptop around, you're fired. Just so you know. Oh!
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Okay. No, but like, do we think it smells like shit? Like, do we think that letter smells like shit? 100%. Right. Yes. Unless he washed his butthole before he put the ink on it. Okay. Then it smells like lavender shit.
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Irish spring shit. I don't know. Old Spice shit? Old Spice shit. What else? St. Hive? Fuck. God, not the apricot scrub on the butt. That's an exfoliated butthole, guys. Exfoliated. Not the apricot scrub. I feel like I need to go home and exfoliate my whole body now. Oh my God. Having this conversation.
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But yes, Joe Exotic wrote... I'm shower in Purell just to cleanse the thoughts. He said, uh guys, explanation point, explanation point, I forgot to show you what Jorge left me to remember him. Oh, I forgot to show you? How do you just forget that your man sent you butthole imprints on a whole letter? Let me share this with social media. It wasn't very memorable to him. It wasn't very precious to him how the man sent him a butthole letter.
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Okay, then the hashtags are love, hashtag romantic, hashtag romantic, hashtag love you, oh hashtag memes, hashtag memes, stop it, hashtag memes daily, hashtag, he wants the bubbles to go viral, hashtag funny moments, moments.
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So honestly, I have a feeling- Why did he miss, like he literally had the missed opportunity of putting hashtag butt hole. Duh. I don't know, maybe Meta might have flagged him for that, but yeah. If it wasn't for trying to murder a woman or the way that he's treated his animals, I would love a Joe Exotic TV show all the time. No, honest to God. He is-
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Wild. He's great TV. I'm not even gonna lie. He's so like, when I say he's king, it's he, he, I don't know, he knows. He's malevolent king. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Yeah, he's, you know, but it's, it's insane. uh Well, I'm looking on Reddit. Oh, we love Reddit. Because that's where they posted the photo. There's one says at least he didn't make chocolates out of a molding of it.
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Oh my god, could you imagine? Someone said- Everything gets better in the comments on Reddit. Let's go. Yeah, and then they said, someone said, occultist 4 said, they say romance, and they say romance is dead. No, it is not. Clearly. He could make a whole butthole bouquet. And some- so Pablo Honey said, some say his asshole grew three times- three sizes that day.
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Honestly, I love this. So the last couple of times we taught we had a bombshell of Kanye West. Now it's Joe Exotic. Oh, my gosh. Oh, I do have something about Kim K, though. Do you remember that, you know, back in the day, 2016, she got robbed while she was in Paris? Yeah. So they actually just had um the robbery. Eight of the 10 men were actually found guilty.
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Um, two of them were like set off to the side. I, I'm pretty sure like, don't quote me a hundred percent on this. This is just from what I recall from a podcast I did listen to that one of them died. Like one of the two men that were dismissed, one of them died and the second one has like dementia or something. So they dismiss them, but yeah, eight out of the 10 men, were found guilty and the ring leader, had the harshest. And I w I want to make sure that's like in.
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quotations. He had the harshest sentence and he was sentenced to eight years in prison, but he already had like five years suspended and the other people only had seven years. Oh shit. Yeah. So there's a little bit of a Kim K moment. It's all the Kardashians and Kanye always seem to come up into boob news. Yeah. I mean, they're they're they're big players in reality TV. They really are. They also cannot seem to stay out of the limelight. Yeah. And Kim just can't seem to.
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free herself of Kanye despite the fact that they are very much not together anymore. Yeah, I mean, it's hard to separate yourself from someone once you have a child with them. That's true. Yeah. Not in case. I mean, shadow to the piece of shit baby daddies that don't come for their children for the last nine years. Yeah. I said what I said. Yeah.
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Speak, okay. Brings your life more peace. Absolutely. It does. Probably your kid's life more peace too. Oh absolutely, it's so funny because like all my friends that do have to deal with their kid's father, they're like, oh my god, you're so lucky. I'm like, bitch, I know I am. I know, thank you. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, sharing dog custody is difficult enough. I couldn't imagine. Honest to god, I literally could not imagine. So.
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props to all of you hard work and baby mamas and the baby daddies that are actually there for their children and want to co-parent with the baby mothers, because I know we do be crazy. like shout out to everyone who actually wants to be there for their children. Because, whoa, God forbid we create humans and actually raise them. T. T. Hashtag T. Hashtag. Hashtag. Yeah. Hashtag dad, call me.
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Hashtag my dad went for milk. Yeah, it's literally say that all the time too with me. Oh, yeah. Yeah Every time my dad Lee. So every time my dad would leave for a pack of smokes. Oh Because he's a French Canadian smoker and I'm like he goes like okay, I'm gonna be right back I'm like I hit for smoke. I'm going out for smoke. So I'm like, are you gonna come back? No, literally He's like yes. Oh Man dad, I love you. I gotta call you
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Um, we literally, you literally shout your dad out every episode. My dad, you love your dad. Absolutely. You do need to call him. I do. Yeah. I love my dad. My dad could have, my parents got divorced when I was 13 and he stuck around. So that's great. Hashtag love you dad. Um, hashtag why did you have to move to Belleville?
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Belleville. Belleville, Ontario. Let's go. Oh my God. Strip clubs and tequila salt, think is what it was. That's hilarious. clubs and tequila salt. I found out I was pregnant in Belleville. It's a place to find out you're pregnant. ah No, I love you, Belleville. You're weird in your own ways. ah Anyways, moving on. Oh, yes. What's next? From Belleville and all of its loving trashiness.
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to the high class of society, Meghan Markle is returning to Netflix with love, Meghan, for season two. I don't care about the royal family. I really don't give a fuck about them. I heard this morning that the king and his wife are coming to Ottawa. They are in Ottawa right now. I know this because my mom is off and she's watching.
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Oh bless. That's how much I know. Yeah, she is a huge Anglophile. I love my mom very much too, but uh I don't care about the royal family. I don't think we should have a royal family anymore. I don't really see the need for kings and queens in this modern age. Unless it's us. I'm a British citizen, so I don't know if I'm allowed to say that I don't care about the royal family, but I can certainly imply it and let you make your own inference. Yeah. So.
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I want to be a princess. I think everybody just wants to have like that level of like, you know, not caring about anything, knowing that you're set for life, people serving you. That's why billionaire romance is such a thing. Yeah. Like, I honestly, God, I literally wonder how that feels. You know I mean? To not have any kind of like, of course, there's
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other stresses that come with that title. Yeah. But I wonder what it's like to just be like, okay, I don't have to think about an outfit. I don't have to think about food. I don't have to think about cleaning. You know what I mean? Yeah. fucking peasants. I You know, I get to enjoy the wealth that I've from the colonies I've set up from years and years and years and years of colonization that I've set up. So not personally, but the whole system.
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Yeah, that's how I feel. Back to Miss Megan. ah So Netflix confirmed in March of 2025 that the Duchess of Sussex... is she even a fucking duchess anymore, I thought? I think they're technically not anymore, but I feel like if they wanted to be again, people would just be like, yeah, fine. Yeah. mean, fucking Harry's not gonna be.
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King anytime soon. Unless the Buckingham Palace burns down and everyone goes with it. don't know. Going down buck and screaming. Okay, that got really gross. Again, as a Britishness and I don't think I can legally comment. No, So the show has debuted the same month. um Sorry. um
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We'll be back in the second season of our lifestyle series. The show debuted that same month uh with celebrity guests, uh Mandy Colling, among others, and a glimpse at Megan's romance with Prince Harry. So the show dropped around the same time that Megan launched her as ever lifestyle brand, which released a series of products available for purchase in April of 2025.
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Including that famous jam does she has a fame she has a famous jam never heard of this jam uh Megan what is this jam? I love jam. Me too. Okay. Are you like a jelly or a jam girl? Jam. Okay. Must be jelly cuz jam don't shake. Yeah, I like jam. Yeah, wait Do you guys fuck with marmalade? Is that what it's called? Marmalade? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Like are you talking marmalade like the bitter orange stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
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It has to be in the right circumstances, but yeah, it's great like in like like something really sweet like a shortbread cookie Yeah, I cannot I cannot have you guys ever tried toast with sour cream and jam No, but I'm into it. It's delicious. It's I don't know. My great-grandmother was from England It's like it's a real thing. So you just make your toast put some butter on it and it's kind of like Greek yogurt Mmm on toast. Oh, yeah, so good. So it's like you like
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Cause like, know, I know like clotted cream and stuff. So it's sort of like a North Americanized version because it's really fucking hard to get clotted cream. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love a good like sweet and salty thing. I'll put like, um like I'll have my toast, but I make sure I put like a fuck ton of salted butter m or chocolate covered bacon was the biggest thing for me when I was pregnant with my middle daughter. When I'm PMSing I need the salty sweet like chocolate covered pretzels.
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fucking addicted to those. Y'all need to ah jam and sour cream on toast. Will do. Will Okay, what's Miss Meghan's jam? So according to the Daily Express, um people ask is Meghan Markle's jam any good? oh After her brief taste tests, Miss Callahan blasted the Duchess that her products are outrageously priced and inedible. Inedible. She claimed
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She claimed Megan's long-awaited raspberry jam was sickly sweet, too runny, and overpriced for its size. And I'm looking for its I want to know what Mary Berry thinks of her jam. That's the only person who can comment on raspberry jam as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. Based on her very strong opinions regarding a Victoria sponge on every single season of Bake Off. Yeah, I'm looking at the jam. OK.
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um Wow, this is a fancy. This is like, um, pure. Oh, we've got we've got a puppy in the room who's having a little nightmare. Um, I'm looking at it and it looks like something that's made by Pier 1. Like it has let me let me pull over. It has like gauze.
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And it has like fancy writing and gold emblem on it. it's. Wow. The royal jam. The royal jam. Pump up the jam. Pump it up. I'm a big, uh, bon, uh. Sorry ADHD. You just really picked it. That's, that's my. Bon mama cherry jam. I'm a big blueberry jam fan. Love blueberry, blackberry, raspberry. I just fuck with jam. Yeah. No blueberry jam is like my absolute favorite. Like I.
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Sometimes if I really crave a sweet treat and I don't really have anything, I'll take like Greek yogurt and I put like a spoonful jam in it and then just eat it as is. You know what's so fucking good? A raw strawberry jam where you like don't boil the strawberries, but you just like mix them with like the lemon and the sugar and the pectin. That's where it's raw strawberry before we even jumped on here and I'm starving. I know, me too. Oh my gosh. We're almost done. It's okay. We're gonna have 50 minutes. You can finish whenever you want. I know. I just want to know what we're all been watching. Oh yes.
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Uh, well, so this is a little bit of a sneak peek at our upcoming episode. even though I am not the guest on that episode, you know, I needed a little break. We needed to, you know, have some variety. Yes. uh I still decided that I would, you know, watch one or two episodes of the upcoming show so that I could, you know, get in the groove, understand what was happening. When I tell you I watched seven episodes of Temptation Island in a single sitting. uh single sitting. Honestly. Oh my goodness.
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I picked the show and I was like, let's go for a more modern one. Cause I like the groove we're going, we go modern, then we take it back and then we go modern again. I wanted to drill a hole in my skull listening to Grant speak.
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I wanted to give myself my own lobotomy by myself, like taking an ice pick, putting it next to my eye. Not the lobotomy! And ramming face first into a wall. That's what I so upsetting. Literally, I'm telling you guys right now, like, Temptation Island was probably my favorite today because I didn't like, I watched the first episode and I was like, okay, cool. let me get my phone. I'm going to take notes. No notes at all.
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literally watch the whole season in a day. Like fucking riveting. I was obsessed. Thank God for me that there is only one season. Cause I literally started to try and enjoy everything I watched for this, but I'm not like, I don't let go out on my own and watch reality TV. I would have sat there for 20 fucking seasons. You know what? I, um, so this is the season. The season we watched was the one that premiered on Netflix. There's other seasons.
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And I am trying so hard not to seek them out. Yes. In the same vein as Netflix, um Temptation Island, I started watching cheat, unfinished business. Like I popped on the episode last night. Netflix is trying to give me a fucking brain aneurism. um These are people. So the whole cheated, the unfinished business, it's basically couples who broke up because the other has cheated on them.
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Uh, so these people have cheated and they reach out to Netflix or Netflix, reach out to them or whatever it is. Um, the whole premise is even though they've already broken up, they want to see if they can get back together. And honestly, no, really weird. And they're using this, this time to like go on a couples retreat to do all this shit. And honestly,
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I really hope these people don't end up back together. Because if you're using Netflix to do this, come on, come on, it's messy. And it's great. It's weird. But at the same time, when you look at it, like face value, you can really enjoy it. But sometimes I like to, like, really divert, like divert my whole time to this is why I have a fucking podcast is because I like to really deep down and learn more about it. But the minute I actually give thought to it,
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It makes me want to rip off my own skin. This is valid. is reality TV in a nutshell, honestly. This is also me and like, frankly, romance novels. I love a romance novel. I know people complain that they too formulaic. That's what I like about it. It's comforting. think it's the same reason people love police procedurals. fucking love Law and Order. Yeah. Yeah. I love a good procedural.
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watched all of fucking castle in that show with hot trash. Yeah. They love a romance novel objectively. So much trash, so much like old fashioned values. Like if I think about it as a feminist for point two seconds, I want to burn it. Yeah. God, do I love those fucking tropes? Oh yeah. No, honest to God. Yeah. I won bet at the end. No, only one bet at the end. Exactly.
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One guy's a little like sunshine, the other person's a fucking grump. Love that, love that. So speaking of what we've been watching, I just recently finished a series that was on, I think it was Fox back in like early 2000s. And it was called Murder, Murder in a Small Town X. Oh shit. So what they do is.
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They get a whole bunch of people come to Maine and there's this big, huge staged like murder mystery. So this family dies and they bring all these contestants on to literally play investigator. And like it's crazy because the whole freaking town is in on it. So like they're all paid actors and they try and identify like.
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who the suspect is and hone in on it. And yeah, like one person gets eliminated at the end of every show because they have to go out on their own to find like a killer clue to bring back to the headquarters. It was crazy. It was crazy and I really enjoyed it. And you know, now I'm just catching up on my RuPaul. You know? Yeah, but that's all I've been watching. I just watched the first episode and yeah, cool. think.
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This is it. I think this is the end. Is it time to eat? better be fucking time to I'm here for it. All right. Let's end it. Hannah, thank you for being in here with us. We loved you. We missed you for a couple weeks. missed you. Yeah, yeah. I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to, whether I'm the guest or the producer, I'm happy to chime in anytime. Love it. it. Cheyenne, of course. Always great to have you.
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Even though we're co-hosts. Boo-ba-boober. Anyways, goodbye. It's been fun. Bye. Bye. Yo. It's Gorilla Central out there. Get the fuck out. Juiceheads everywhere. You don't think that he's good for you? How do you know what's good for me? That's my opinion! Are you kidding me? I swear to Don't be f***ing... What are you doing? ...throwing the thing on me. I'll f***ing hurt you. Welcome to BoobTube.