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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Wednesday, January 21st, 2026
Episode summary introduction:
Josh & Chantel spiral over the fact that the first Harry Potter movie is somehow 25 years old, debate what officially counts as a hug on National Hugging Day, share a seriously sweet story about a couple renewing their vows after 70 years of marriage, home repair fails and why it’s sometimes cheaper to just buy a new one, Razzie Award nominations, Golden Girls haircuts, awkward high-school dance memories, space brains, AI nonsense, Chernobyl animals, stretching it out with “Yoga Chad”, and more!
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: You're 25 Harry
(2:35) - Hug it out
(7:48) - Good News
(9:12) - Worth fixing
(15:13) - Razzie award nominees
(19:49) - Modern day Golden Girls
(25:15) - Nose waxing
(31:14) - Josh the romantic
(37:56) - Space brain
(42:31) - Good deeds
(48:55) - Mutated animals
(54:28) - Yoga Chad
(1:00:07) - Tracking prescriptions
(1:09:50) - Would You Rather
(1:12:31) - Rich people products
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Full show transcript:
Hey, our email is wakeupclassy97 at gmail.com. If you want to reach out to the show, you can do that anytime. And thanks for listening to our podcast, the on demand recorded version of our show that's live every weekday on the radio. Yeah, and if you're listening, thank you.
It's always amazing that people listen to our nonsense. So, thanks. Thanks. Did you know that this year, 2026 marks 25 years since Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone brought magic to the big screen? 25 years. 25 years since the first Harry Potter movie. That's insane.
I am blown away by that. What that means, the first book, because the book came out in the 90s, right? The first book. I don't know. Okay, let's do a little quick research.
I am. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, the book. 1997 was when the first one came out. So, that's when the book came out. The movie, the film, was released 25 years ago. So, that came out in 2001.
Okay. That's crazy. That is crazy. I was 16 when the first book came out. That's wild.
I did not pay attention to Harry Potter until, God, I think it was the fourth movie came out. Really? And then my friends were like, we got to go wait in line. And I was like, it's a kids movie.
And they were like, no, no, no, we got to go. And then I had a buddy that was like, have you read the books? And I was like, no, it's a kids book. Because the seventh book came out when the fourth movie was in theaters, right? I didn't like that.
I'm not quite sure. Anyway, he was like, read them. And I was like, no. And he bought me the book set. And I was like, well, now I have to read them. Because you spent a bunch of money. And then I was hooked.
Silly Harry Potter. Yeah, 25 years ago. That just, anyway, it was from the folder of, hey, make me feel old today.
Geez, man. Because your body aches and pains didn't make you feel old? Not as much as Harry Potter in the movie being 25 years old this year.
Anyway, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone or as it's called in America, the Sorcerer's Stone. Anyway, now I'm old. So I got that going for me. Yeah. Hey. Let's be old together.
And start today's show. Hey there. Hi. Good morning. Hi. How's it going?
Hi. There's, there's more to say. I just know it. I just know there's probably more to say. I don't know what it is, but I think there's probably more.
Me neither. Okay. Hi. I just wanted you to know how enthusiastically I'm here.
I see it. You are here and enthusiastic. You are, as they say, awake, alive, alert, enthusiastic. Something to that effect. Ta-da. Yeah.
Yeah. We were having a discussion because today is National Hugging Day and you said, no one ever hugs me. And then I was trying to explain how if, if I cuddle, snuggle, embed, uh, that counts as a hug. No, no, no. It counts. The way you were saying you did it, it doesn't count. You said you had your hand under the pillow where my head was. That's right.
That doesn't count as a snuggle. Well, that's just what this arm was. This arm was, was more involved. You didn't say that part. You said. Now it's changing. You changed it. Because it was like this, but, but kind of sleeping. You know?
That's fine. If there's at least one hand that's touching, that counts. You said. But the arm under the pillow doesn't count. I don't think that counts. Right.
Because of the thick pillow. Yeah. You've got to be touching a person.
I see. Or to count as a hug, slash, snuggle. Well, it is hugging day, so hug it out.
We're going to need to. Just hug it out. I didn't grow up in a, in a very huggy family and you did. And so it was always, it was, not always, it started out strange. It got more comfortable, but it was strange.
Yeah, I know it was for you. Like, oh, we hug when we leave. Got it. Hello. Here's a hug.
Oh, we hug when we arrive. Okey-doke. I think you kind of like it now. Well, it's not, it's nice. Yeah. I think sometimes you're the one that's initiating the hugs. Like let's bring in a hug, huh? You were told once by someone that we knew that you were not a good hugger.
That is true. And I disagreed with that because I've always thought you were a great hugger. You are. You're a nice hugger. You know, there's people that like, envelop you in a hug. Okay. And you're one of those people.
Oh, is that right? For me anyway. Yeah, I probably don't envelop everyone.
You should not. Come here. Have a big bear hug, you know? Anyway, it's a good thing to hug. You know, the average time a hug lasts. Now, the average time a hug lasts, and I'm going to ask you a different question.
Okay. Because I really like how you convinced our son to give you longer two-arm hugs. Because he's like a one-arm pat hug if he can get away with it. But the average hug is only 3.17 seconds.
Oh, that's so sad. That's pretty short. It's a, hey, there you go. Hug, I'm done. I feel like for most instances, that's fine. But every now and then you need a good solid hug. Yeah. And you would read somewhere that a hug should be two arms, and should last eight seconds.
Like a bull ride. It was actually our son who said it should last for eight seconds. Oh, he brought it up. Yeah. And he brought it up when he was like, I don't know, 10 or 11.
So then you just held him to it. Yeah. Eight seconds.
That's what you always say. Eight seconds. Because he'd go in for the three.
And you'd be like, eight seconds. He always tries to end a hug too early. I'm like, boy, just because you're a boy and you're 21, you still need a hug from your mom. Well, at least your mom needs a hug from her son. Our daughter is a hugger. Oh, yeah. And sometimes she's like, you haven't given me my 18th hug today.
And I'm like, all right, just bring it in. You were a lot of hugs. Have you ever had a 22nd hug?
No. They say a 22nd hug can boost your emotional well-being. Yeah, agree. 20 seconds of a hug. We're going to do it.
We're going to do a 22nd hug? Don't act like it's going to be torture. It's not torture. It feels long.
A 22nd hug? Yeah. Yeah. We're going to do it.
And it's going to be awesome. All right. That's good. Happy hugging day. And good morning.
I'm setting a timer. Come on. All right.
Here we go. This is a cool, good news story. After 70 years of being married, Harold and Francis, they live in Hopewell, Virginia. They've been married for 70 years, and they finally got to have the wedding of their dreams earlier this month. Harold and Francis, who are 91 and 90 years old, originally eloped when they were in their 20s after falling in love at a skating rink in the 1950s. But they never had a formal ceremony with family and friends. And so to celebrate their platinum anniversary, the couple walked down the aisle at their local church with Francis in a sequined jacket and gown.
Harold in a dark suit. They renewed their vows. They enjoyed the spotlight, guest shared stories of how Harold and Francis spent decades putting the needs of others before their own needs, which is just amazing.
It was clear to everybody there that even after 70 years, love was still in the air as Francis admired her handsome husband and Harold joked with guests about finally making the big decision. Oh, Harold. Yeah.
You silly goose. Isn't that awesome, though? That's sweet. I know. Really cool. So congratulations to the newlyweds, Harold and Francis.
Harold and Francis. Cheers. Right? That's so cool. That is cute. Yeah.
That's good news. Josh, what's something that typically will break and instead of buying like a replacement or like a new one, I guess that's not what I'm trying to say. Something breaks. And instead of trying to fix it, you just buy a new one because it's too expensive, like it's more expensive to try and fix it then by replacement pieces. That's what I meant to say. I think it's less about the pieces and more about the tools because that's what I have found as like a homeowner.
Yes. Over the past 14 years is that I don't have every tool. And so when something has to be fixed, I either have to pay someone to come fix it or buy the tools and supplies to fix it myself. And now sometimes that tool will get used more than once. But what I have found is that oftentimes I end up spending too much money on a tool that gets used once or twice to fix the project and then sits in the toolbox.
Our washer died last year. That's a good example. You had to buy a specific tool for that.
Yeah. That you never used again. I didn't have a way to remove the bearings from the... It was a whole thing. How much was that tool? Well, it came with the parts. So it was like $50 for the whole kit. Okay.
That came with the bearing press and bearing removal tool. It didn't work. No, but that was because we were trying it. We thought, look, we'll spend $50 if it works. Awesome.
If it doesn't, it's $50. And that was kind of the final decision. But it did not end up fixing the washer. And that was a bummer. That was a bummer. Yeah. We ended up having to buy a new washer anyway.
Yeah. TVs would be a good... At this point, TVs are built different and way less expensive than they were over the past 10 years. So yeah, if one of the football got thrown into a TV, which would be a bad day, it would be...
There's no fixing it. I always think it's interesting when I need a new razor blade for my razor and I go to the store and it's cheaper to buy a new razor that comes with a razor blade and another razor. That's been the way... It's been that way forever.
Yeah. So then I usually just buy a whole brand new razor because it's just cheaper. And then you got two blades and then you're good to go. Because buying four, eight, 12, 16 blades or whatever is ridiculous.
Yeah. Well, I was reading a story about a guy with a nose trimmer and his nose trimmer broke. And he was like, I probably just need some new batteries. But his batteries, the batteries were more expensive than buying a new trimmer.
So I was like, I guess I'll just buy a new trimmer. I think that happens probably a lot more often. And I think then people need to decide whether they're going to commit to a broken thing and trying to fix it or if they're going to go, I'll just get a new one. Because sometimes the new one isn't the same model as the old one because they've... Sometimes you buy stuff and use it for years and years and years. And then you're like, okay, I really enjoy this thing, but it's toast. I need to go get a new one. And then you're like, well, this is a way worse product for more money now. Had that happened before too.
So that's frustrating, but... What did that happen with? Oh, it'd be that kind of stuff where I'd be like, I want to get... I had a razor for my head that was like a little Hot Wheels car that I could shave with. I'm sure I could still go buy it, but they don't just sell it in the store. So I'm gonna have to order online. And so I'm like, I'm just gonna buy a razor and just use a razor because I don't care.
I'm not gonna wait or buy the thing, figure it out, try to buy blades for this one off weird little thing. So I just said, forget it. Oh, you like that thing?
Yeah, it worked great, but it's not worth maintaining. Geez, poor little razor. I know. Trimmer thing? Yeah, thing.
Thing. Do you have any in your craft world or anywhere else? Like if you had a glue gun go out, I know you've improved on your glue gun. I have a pretty fancy glue gun these days. You do, yeah. No, because it's pretty cheap to buy a glue gun. In my craft world, I'm just...
I don't know. I can't think of anything that I wouldn't... That I would try and fix. I mean, my sewing machine, but I've fixed that before plenty of times.
Right. I've taken that clear apart and fixed it because those are expensive and those are all fixable. And I haven't gotten so far deep in that where I'm like, no, this is more expensive than buying a new one. I get you. Which is good.
You haven't had like the motor go out or anything. Correct. Yeah. No, I get you. Don't jinx me. No, I didn't say you would. I said, you haven't yet. Great.
Yeah. Now, when I go to use it today, I'm not using it today. Were you planning on using it today?
I actually was going to use it yesterday. And then I didn't feel very good. And so I didn't. But I did have plans.
I was like, maybe I'll go do some sewing today. Didn't. Nah. Well. Maybe today.
Maybe today is the day. If smoke starts coming out of the motor, it is not. It's your fault. It is not my fault. You heard it here first, folks. They announced the 2026 Razzie Award nomination. Are we already at the Oscars? Is that what's happening? Because the Razzie's happens like right before the Oscars.
Does it? I think that's right. And it's the worst in movies, if I'm not mistaken. It is. Okay. Do you want to know the top billing? Sure. The top top leaders? Sure.
Of the nominations? You bet. Snow White.
Okay. You know, the live action Snow White. Can I tell you honestly, I didn't even know that that had been released yet. I thought they were still making it. No, it's been released. And it's bad apparently. Okay. And then War of the Worlds.
Which I don't even know. Did they do a new one? Yeah, they did.
They must have. Starring this one, stars Ice Cube in it. Okay. Those are the two lead nominators. Nominees. Nominees, yeah.
So then Rachel Ziegler who plays Snow White, has she nominated a bunch then? Yes. Okay. But she, no, she's not even up for Worst Lead Actress.
Oh, okay. But Michelle Yao is, as well as Mila Jovovich and Natalie Portman. Mila Jovovich is? And Rebel Wilson. Those are, that's interesting.
They must be in those other movies. Ice Cube did get a nomination for Worst Actor. And so did Dave Baptista. Abel, the Weekends. Uh-huh, yeah. He's in a movie called Hurry Up Tomorrow. Worst Actor, they're saying.
Okay. James Corden and Rihanna are up for the Worst Screen Combo for Smurfs. They made another Smurfs movie. Do we need more Smurfs? Sure don't.
Okay. Nicholas Cage is up for the Worst Supporting Actor. Who? Where? Who? What? Where? Face off. Ter, that's high praise.
Who? Have you seen the owl trend? Yes.
I really like the owl trend. What is, I just don't understand why. This is a funny joke.
Is it? But when, when, no, I haven't seen anybody do Nicholas Cage and just, ooh, I haven't seen that. Maybe that could be your thing. I don't need to do it. Do the owl trend. That's all right. It's a funny little thing. It's just, it's just funny. My favorite one is, I don't even know exactly what it is.
I've just seen a couple of videos of it, but it's, here's what happens when. This is my impression of an owl, but if the owl was insert a thing. Okay. So my favorite one is, this is my impression of an owl of the owl word hearing impaired. Yeah.
It's just sign language. Of who? Of who? Yeah. Perfect. Anyway, well, congrats to the nominees.
When are the Razzies handed out? Hold on, Josh. I didn't think you would. March 14th. There you go.
The Eve of the Oscars. Really? Yeah. I feel like the Oscars always was a little bit later in the year, but I can't remember. The Grammys were early if I remember right too. The Grammys like, music's biggest night. Those were always like in February. The Grammys.
Is anybody watching these shows anymore? Watching people celebrate themselves. Sunday, February 1st is the Grammys and then a week later is the Super Bowl.
And then they move on from there. But it's the 68th annual Grammy Awards. I don't necessarily care. Do you? I don't watch award shows.
I don't either. I, sorry that I told you about the Razzie Award nominees. Well, the Razzies is a little different because those are bad ones. Those are the bad ones, but I'm not going to watch.
We got in a kick with our friends where we were just watching bad movies. Yeah. Kind of missed that.
They moved away. How rude. I know. Geez guys. Now who are we going to watch bad movies with?
Each other. Oh man. Which will be me watching a movie while you sleep through a bad movie. That's what it'll be. Yeah, exactly.
That is not the same. All right, Chantel. I don't know how you're going to feel about this one, but we're going to get you through it. Okay.
There's a guy I saw a video yesterday. He's talking about the Golden Girls. He said at the time of filming, Betty White and B. Arthur were 63. Rue Callahan was 52. And then you had a Stella who was older, I think, right? I think so.
But then they wanted to say like, okay, so if you were to fill the roles of the Golden Girls today, if they were going to like reboot it, you would have Demi Moore, Sandra Bullock, Cameron Diaz, and Sophia Vergara are the same age. That's a little bit shocking, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.
If you think about it, I was thinking about this the other day. Everybody my age and a little bit older, we all have long hair, but I think back to when my mom was like 40, 45, 50, she had the same hairstyle and so did everyone else her age. It was that Golden Girls haircut where it was short and it was curly.
And I think it's the haircut that made them look older. Do you? Yes.
Yeah, that's right too. Think about Demi Moore and Sandra Bullock. Sophia Vergara, I was in Cameron Diaz, she stepped out of the spotlight for a while, but they all have long hair. It's the hair.
It's the hair that makes you look old. Or in my case, the lack thereof. But anyway, this isn't about me.
This is about the Golden Girls. I just thought that was really interesting because I don't, you look at pictures from high school yearbooks. You look at anything in movie and TV from that time and everybody looked old. Because they had that short curly hair. And my mom had that hair. I think she cut that hair when she was probably 30. Well, how old was she when you were born? She was 29 when I was born. Okay, because every picture and video that I've seen of your childhood, she has the same haircut she has today. Yeah, she was like, well, I'm done having kids.
Now I'm just an old marm. Shop the hair off, curl it. And that's the look she's had. Forever.
For 40 years. She should do something new. She absolutely should. What do you think she could get away with? I don't know. Wouldn't it be so weird to see her in something else?
Yeah. I'd be floored to see her at any other haircut. But it's the Golden Girls haircut. Look at all the Golden Girls. They all have that same haircut. Well, not the older one.
She had her own thing. No, no, they all have the same haircut. I gotta look at them.
Look it up. All right, I'm looking at the Golden Girls haircut. All right, this is interesting. Someone actually put different hairstyles on them. Give them some. Same face, different hairstyles.
Long hair? It's drastically different. I'm saying. If you Google Golden Girls haircut, I'm blown away. Put them in a modern hairstyle. Same face.
They look insanely different. Okay. Yes. See?
This is what I'm saying. It's that old lady haircut. And I mean no offense. If you have this haircut, I mean no offense.
That is wild. It is a little bit strange to see them with different haircuts and how much younger they look. Listen, I had short hair.
When I was young, probably, I mean, 30, early 30s, I had short hair and I looked back and I go, yeah, I looked old. Isn't that interesting? It is interesting. Huh.
How about it? Slap on a longer hairdo. What's funny is that then there's this like little girl who pops up in the image search who has the Golden Girls haircut and it's disturbing. She looks like a little tiny old woman. I feel like my mom needs a new hairdo.
Dude. She needs a hairdo. I mean, that's fascinating. Golden Girls with modern hairstyles will change your world.
That is something I did not know. It is the hair. I'm on board with your theory. It's the hair. The reason people looked old was because they had old people haircut. Mom, Linda, talking to you. Let's do something different with your hair. You're 73. You don't have to look it. Oh, wow.
Ha ha ha. I saw this thing and I just want to know if you need it. It is a nose wax kit. Why do you think I would need that?
Basically, it's kind of cool. I mean, I've seen nose wax kits before. Is this for inside the nose? Yeah. I'm just making sure if it's inside or outside, what are we waxing?
Okay. So it's a nose applicator. Like it's an applicator. And then you kind of push it up. You put it in your nose and you push it up.
And you wait until it hardens right and then you pull it out. And it actually looks pretty cool. Does it?
Yeah. I think it could be handy. I think we could use this.
What are you, when you say we, do you mean on me? Yes. No. Why? I've had this done.
And? It's not my favorite thing. You can breathe better?
No, I understand. Those nose hairs are in there for a reason, by the way. They aren't just there because. But here's the thing. It's $7. It hurts?
For a four. It hurts a lot. Yeah, I know it does, but... Do you? Have you had it done?
Yeah. You have not. I've had it done a couple of times.
When I go to the barber, it's a service that my barber offers and I go, you know, why not? Let's do this. Yeah. It's horrible. How bad does it hurt? Does it hurt that bad?
Have you ever plucked my eyebrows? Yeah. Do I deal well with that?
Are you a baby about it? Hey, listen. Listen. I saw a comedian who said, women are crazy because they choose violence for removing hair from their face. Yeah. And it's crazy. It's crazy. It's not that big of a deal. It is.
It's not. It hurts, but for some reason you like it. To remove it from you? Yes.
And from yourself? You're like, it's not that big a deal. It's not that big of a deal. I plucked my eyebrows all the time. Awesome.
I saw your ears the other day and I said, hey, can I get the hair on your ears? I know. And I have a very nice way of doing it.
I used to tweeze them. I don't like that thing. But you hated it.
So I said, let's try this method. I don't like that thing, that little blade thing. It's not a blade.
It is a blade. I mean, it is, but it's not going to cut you. It can. It can. Well, I don't like it. So what?
You're just going to walk around with hair on your eyebrows and your nose and your ears? Who does it affect? Well, me. Okay.
For one. So what you're saying is you're like looking at me the way I was made. You want me to change.
No. To appease your eyesight so that you can enjoy looking in my direction. Listen to me because you have come to me before and said, hey, my eyebrows are a little bit crazy. If I can see them, I've got to do something about it. I've stopped telling you, hey, let's pluck your eyebrows. When have I come over and been like, hey, let's talk about my ears.
You have done that before. Yeah. Like, and how bad were they? Pretty bad. Right.
Way longer because I have to get like, this is serious. I can't hear right. And then you go hip hip hooray.
Let me get all my tools. I actually do like doing it. I don't care for it. It hurts.
And so when you bring up nose waxing, which is where a popsicle stick with wax gets put in my nose until it gets hard and then is yanked out of my face. Yeah. Doesn't that sound good? No. And then you can go and breathe so easy.
Yeah. And then forget a CPAP. This is your whole no way.
No, my whole problem is not just can't breathe out your nose. Oh man. Seven dollars. I'm going to get it. No. Don't want it.
I might get it for myself then. Go crazy. Why don't I take you to my barber and you can have my barber do it instead. Okay.
And then you can see the real deal. Fine. I'll handle it like a boss because I'm not a baby. Fine.
Okay. What we should do. What we should do is have it done at the same time and then see which one of us reacts stronger. It hurts so bad. I've never had it done.
I'm going to go out on a crazy limb here and say, I probably have more nose hair than you do. Fair. Yeah. I would agree with that.
And it gets them all. Okay. Good. As it should.
It rips them out of your face all at once. Do you look at it? No, I do not.
I think that's disgusting. How could you not look? I think the barber looks. I can't look.
I'm super grossed out. No, thank you. I would have on a look.
Yeah. I'm sure you would. You do those poor strips and just love to look at what comes out of your face. I do. You're crazy.
You're crazy. There is a girl ask boy dates coming up and Emory is asking a boy to dance. And so she was trying to come up with a clever way to ask. On spoil.
This boy to the dance. I'm not doing any spoiling. I think the idea that she's come up with is pretty cute. We had some good ideas for her, but ultimately it came down to our son who had the best idea. He nailed it. Knocked it out of the pot. It was a great idea. And I went, man, that's good. Like we were going back and forth about the way to say things and how to make it funny and punny. And he nailed it.
Yeah, he did. Did you ever invite someone or get invited in a cute way? I had a steady girlfriend. So it was like, Hey, you want to go cool?
We're going cool. I don't know that there was listen. I don't remember a lot of like the I'm going to sneak in and have to talk to the parents and set up something fun in their room or, you know, that kind of stuff. I remember that stuff happening, but it was, it was different times.
I don't know. I like it was not different. Yeah. Not like there was the candy bar poster. Like there were things going on, but I don't remember the whole promposal thing being so big. And maybe I'm just a clueless boy. I was not, I was not all that great at it.
I don't remember all of the details, but I do remember there was a friend of mine who asked me to go and he worked at a pizza place and he sent, I think he sent a cannoli, not a cannoli, a calzone. He said to those are very different. Yes, I know. He said a calzone to my house. And then when you opened it up, it said something like on the top of the box, it said open me. And so I opened it.
And then when you open the calzone, it said, we go to the dance with me in pepperoni. I believe I might be misremembering. It's been a long time since I was in high school. It's been a long time. I'm not, I'm not real familiar with what I did. Bonded by contacting his mom and I snuck into his room and hung up little glow lights in his room, like those little glow stars.
Okay. Like the stick on the ceiling stars. And I spelled out a message in the glow, but I can't remember what I said. Like yes. It was probably something cuter than that.
I guess I'll go to the dance. That's really the only one I remember. I know there were others because my friend who took me to prom was super clever and fun.
And so I know he had a fun way. I just, I cannot remember. Because I did go to a couple of dances with some different girls that weren't my steady girlfriend for a lot of it. But I don't remember for sure if I did anything special. I don't, other than going like, hey, you want me to go? Like I feel like I was that kind of a guy. Like I probably was just like, let's just, you want to, you want to go dance?
You want to do the dance? That's sad to me because girls like to be asked in a cute way, but also you're clever and creative. And so I feel like it was, you could have used that creativity. I may have. I just, I really don't recall ever doing anything extravagant. I remember hearing stories of like things other people were doing and being like, oh, that's fun and creative. But never to the point of where like I should do something fun and creative because I was also a lazy boy. So I'm sure I presented a good time and a dinner and a date and some dancing. But I don't, I don't remember being the like big creative. It's probably just that we don't remember honestly because it's been so long. Yeah.
It's such a weird specific detail to think about. Because I asked friends to dances quite a few times. Can't remember how I asked them. I'm sure I didn't just walk up to them and say, hey, you want to go?
I'm sure it was not that. Hey, you got anybody to go to the dance with? How about you and me? Like I feel like that's what I would have done. Like I would have been like, hey, since we're talking, you busy? This weekend because the dance is coming up.
You want to go? I feel like that's how it is done. Hopefully you gave her more time then. Hey, what are you doing this weekend? Josh. I don't know. Josh. I can't make any promises that I did that right. Hey, to all of the girls who Josh went to a dance with.
Yeah, sorry. He's gotten better. He is more romantic now. Yeah, well. That's a lazy boy. If you went to a dance with Josh in high school, please call us because.
Oh, really? You want to know if you remember anything. I lost the phone number. I don't even remember. I really just hope that you gave them more notice than a week. I'm sure I did.
I add to it. Don't look at me like you didn't. You totally did. I may not have. I don't remember.
What? Especially if they had to get a dress. Yeah, or matching t-shirts.
Like we would have went and picked those out. Yeah. I remember that happened a couple of times. Yeah, we did a matching t-shirt dance a time or two.
My favorite was when I asked my friend, Ryan, and we had hostess cupcake t-shirts. Yeah, that was your favorite. Yeah.
Nice. She's gotten better. I don't know if I have.
I'm still the same. Are you crazy? I probably am too. Do you need more notice about stuff?
Am I bad about that? I usually do the planning. Oh, right. Awesome. So no, you haven't gotten better.
No complaints. All right, so I've been trying to do a little bit of research on Artemis II because I think it's fascinating that we're going to go back to the moon. And Artemis II has several launch windows, the earliest being February 6th. That's good.
It is coming up pretty quick. They moved the launch pad and all of the rockets and all of the crew cabins, like that whole apparatus, has been moved to the launch pad area. It is docked there, and then they are kind of running through a whole bunch of tests. There's so many different things that have to go right Oh, I'm sure.
in order for this thing to be able to launch. So their first potential launch window is February 6th. It could be as late as April 6th, if just kind of depending on how things go. So, you know, tentatively, we're looking at early February for a launch, which is kind of exciting. 10-day mission for astronauts. They're going to orbit the moon and then Okay. Go to the dark side of the moon and then return. Oh, I've been there. Now you'll remember through many space movies, technology was limited and when they were on the dark side of the moon, they lost communication until they returned to where they could get a clear signal.
I don't know if that change is now because of new technology. Maybe they'll be in communication the whole time. It'll be fun to see what happens. But here's something fascinating that I learned about this morning.
Researchers at MIT have found out that space flight causes an astronaut's brain to physically shift upwards and backward inside their skull and these changes can persist up to six months after returning to Earth. Yeah. What kind of?
What does it do to your body having your brain shift up and back? Yeah. So there's major balance issues when astronauts land back on Earth.
This could be one of the major contributing factors. Astronauts usually find their footing within a week or so. Scientists say that these long lasting structural shifts show the effects of microgravity on the human body and will be something to keep an eye on as more space tourist stuff happens and as more people go to visit space. Like it's really interesting. What is happening?
We're going to go visit our land. You can't find the certificate. You are correct. I can't find my deed. What am I going to do?
What am I going to do? My acre of moon land. It doesn't exist. Now you blew it. It might be somewhere. I didn't look in every little folder and box in my room but I checked a lot of places. You'd think that if you owned a piece of the moon that you would take better care of the certificate that says that you're a property owner. Maybe I put it in with the rest of our titles. I didn't look there. You didn't look in the important folder.
That's right. It's in the sub important folder. Yeah, it's somewhere. Anyway, space brain is a real thing and I did not know that. I knew that when you returned from a different gravity and a different pressure system, they always take the astronauts out of the capsule on like a gurney type thing. They always seat them and push them because they don't have their legs underneath them because they've been out of gravity for so long. If you come back from the International Space Station or whatever, there's a period of time where you can't walk.
I bet it's so weird feeling. You don't ever see that in the movies. It's not glamorous, so they don't put it in the movies that you got to be wheeled out on a cart. They didn't do that to the Katy Perry mission. Well, it's because they didn't actually go into orbit. Because they're not actually astronauts. They just went real high up.
I got to kiss the ground. Yeah. Anyway, we'll keep an eye on. Space brain. Artemis 2 is really interesting to me. I'm excited to see space travel getting some focus again. Let's go into the dark side of the moon.
I know. Hopefully they play Pink Floyd while they're there. I'm sure they will. Just throw me a bone, Josh. Come on. I'm sure they will.
Yeah, they will. If you're at the grocery store or any kind of store and you see something on the ground and like a shirt that's fallen off the rack or something in the aisle, do you pick it up and put it back or you just continue walking? I'm a pick it up and put it back kind of guy.
Me too. Now, clothes racks probably are a little bit different. If I'm the cause of something falling off of a hanger, I'm going to pick that up. But if I go into a store and the racks haven't been zoned and there's just stuff, I'm not going to spend the time fixing your store for you. But if I drop something off of a hanger, I'm going to catch it. If I'm walking down an aisle and a box of oatmeal packets or something is laying on the thing, I'll pick it up. What a nice guy.
It's amazing. You don't do that more often at home. Excuse me?
I do. What did I drop at home and not pick up? Because I feel like that zero times has happened. If you drop it, you'll pick it up for sure. But if you see somebody else's thing laying there.
If I throw my clothes into the hamper and they miss, I go pick them up. That's such a lie. I've never left them.
I go pick them up. That's a total lie. No way. Not every time, Josh. Every single time. Every time.
Disagreed. If we have the hamper downstairs in the laundry room where the towels go, if I throw one in there and it misses, pick it up. Every time. You know what else happens? Someone will throw towels down the stairs.
That's what I was going to talk about. I kick them to the side because I didn't throw it down the stairs. Somebody needs to walk down the stairs and put that in the basket. When do you kick it to the side? Do you leave it on the carpet?
Because that's what drives me crazy. When somebody takes- Well, who threw the wet washcloths down there? There's a wet something. Whether it's a dishcloth or a washcloth or a towel.
It's wet and they throw it down the stairs and it just sits there on the carpet. I agree. Who did this? Yeah, I don't do that. I hate that. I have seen the kitchen counters get cleaned and then a washcloth gets put into a hand towel and then thrown down the stairs where it lays until somebody comes and picks it up.
Who does that? I throw it down the stairs but I always go and get it. Eventually. Eventually.
Like ten minutes. After I kick it to the side because it's on the stairs and I go, that should not be there. Kick. Why do you kick it to the side?
Because it's my way. Why don't you just put it in the laundry basket or the washer better yet? I didn't drop it off the hanger. No. It's not my fault. It's not your responsibility.
That's right. It's not your house. You don't live there.
No, it is. It's just not my- I didn't make that mess. So then why do you pick up the oatmeal that's on the floor of the store? Because I'm a nice guy. You didn't make that mess. Because it's not your house. It's not your house.
It's not your house. Hmm. I don't understand the lesson you're trying to make happen here. I'm not picking up on what you're putting down. No, you're not picking up anything. Nope.
Including the socks. Yes, I do. No, if I throw clothes in the hamper, they make it. And if they don't make it, I walk over and I make a huff when I do it.
That's why I know what happens because I go, I missed. And then I have to go get it. I hate it. But I do it every time. I disagree with you. It is not every time. It is every time.
Here's what I also dislike. Oh, okay. What is it? You play this game where you say not my house? Oh, I'm so good at not my house. You really are.
Your reflexes are insane. That's when you try to throw something in the hamper and then I swat it back at you. Or the shopping cart. Swat it back out and then it ends up on the floor.
That's right. How's that my responsibility to go pick it up? You didn't make it in the basket.
Because you knocked it out. We'll do better. Make the shot. That drives me so crazy.
I know. And then you'll try to fake me out, but you're no good at faking it out. Because I can tell that you're going, you never throw it. You will be nowhere in sight, nowhere. And I'll go to throw my shirt in the laundry basket or something. And then here you come. Not in my house.
Not in my house. Where did you come from? I heard there was something moving through the air. I needed to swat away. So I fixed it.
Now you got to pick it up. You dropped that. That would be worse to say. Not in my house is like a basketball thing. Like you don't get to make that shot. Not in my house, but if I instead said you missed, you got to clean that up.
You didn't make that. Yeah. Like that's worse.
You going to clean that up? And I always do because you don't. Oh, okay.
So annoying. I made the shot. Swoosh. Swoosh.
Yeah. That's when it goes in. It doesn't touch the sides. It's just swoosh.
No, I know. Or swish if you prefer. You can use that one too. Swish.
Swoosh. What is it again? Tell me again.
I hadn't heard that term before. No, I know because you're a terrible shot. You got to practice more. Just tell me, remind me again what you do at the grocery store because you're a nice guy. Yeah, if something's laying, it doesn't happen often, but if something's falling off a shelf, I'll pick it up. You pick it up because you're such a nice guy. That's right. Unless it's at our house and then you just kick it to the side because it's not your responsibility. Swish. Swoosh. You know how AI is taking over everything?
It's showing up in places I didn't invite it to show up. Right. That's the thing that sort of like bugs me about it is that so many companies have incorporated AI into their stuff. Like my email, for example.
I can read an email. I don't need a summary. I don't need an AI summary.
Don't even offer it. I can read an email. I'm very capable.
Yeah. And I don't need, here's an AI response to it. No, just I'm good. I will handle my email. Thank you.
I'm very good at email. I was just scrolling through on Instagram and every so often it'll pull up an AI video. Oh, they're the worst.
So there was an AI video of mutated animals in Chernobyl. Oh. Great.
And I'm like, stop. What's Chernobyl happened? How many years ago?
Well, 80 something. Correct. If there were mutated animals that would have been 20 years ago. At least. Potentially. I mean, there were. Like they found some very interesting things about animals in Chernobyl.
I'm trying to remember some of the facts. But yeah, the AI video I saw was like a monkey that was like. Yeah. No, there's no monkeys there. No, I know.
I know. They do have large mammals. They have wolves. They have bison. They have moose, horse, deer, bears.
They do have a lot of that. And because there are no humans there, those animal populations have been able to like kind of grow, which is interesting. Are they mutated though? I mean, they're hanging out like radiated foliage. Like.
But they're not like X-Men mutated? No. Is somebody keeping an eye on them just in case?
No, they're like flying wolves or anything. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Is anyone keeping like checking on them? Yeah.
No idea. I feel like they should be. Somebody should be monitoring the animals that are on radiated land. I think they have giant catfish in some of the power plant ponds that are a thriving species, giant catfish. Don't catch them.
And power plant ponds. Don't catch them. What do you think those look like? Mutated. Pokemon. Yeah. That's what they look like. They have white-tailed eagles, cranes, owls and storks. There's birds all over the place. There's insects and spiders.
There's a whole bunch of different aquatic life contaminated by radionucleides in sediment that impacts frogs, fish and crustaceans who knows what those crustaceans look like. Bro, somebody should be monitoring them. What do you think they're going to do?
They're going to take over the world. You think? Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know what's happening over there in Chernobyl. But somebody should be keeping an eye out. Yeah.
Well. Maybe it wasn't an AI video. Maybe it was real. Something tells me it might not be. There is an endangered wild horse that is making a comeback in that area. Really?
Because there aren't humans around. Yeah. That's fascinating, actually. So somebody is monitoring it. Somebody's there keeping tabs on some stuff. I kind of want to go there and monitor the animals there. It says that some of them are mutants.
I knew it. And there was a study done in 2011 that was published in Biological Conservation. And it says that Chernobyl caused genetic mutations in plants and animals.
And among birds in the region, rare species suffered disproportional effects from the explosion's radiation compared to common species. So yeah, it has an effect, for sure. Well. But I don't think it's like three-legged dogs and stuff. Like, I think it's just that they've evolved to exist in this radioactive way. The monkey I saw was like jacked.
He was like this huge, like. Yeah, that's not real. I know where in any of this, I've seen pictures of foxes. I've seen normal animals nowhere in here.
There's a beaver swimming through one of the water ponds. I have not seen anything about monkeys. It's just crazy that life is like thriving there. Yeah.
Yeah, it is. These catfish are pretty big. Don't eat them. They're pretty big.
Don't catch them. That's good eating. That's what they say. Who says that? People that eat catfish.
That's good eating. Not the Chernobyl ones. Yeah. I'm going to get it on my glowing green irradiated plate. I'm going to eat my catfish from the power plant pond. Be sure to lick it clean. That's right. Get all that radiation.
Good eating. I downloaded a yoga app because I want to do more yoga. This is a different app than the one you've been using? Yeah, because the one I've been using has the same 10 routines all the time. I wanted something a little bit more.
You're going to stagnate in your stretching routine? I downloaded the app that everybody was recommending was Down Dog. Okay. I downloaded that.
When you download fitness apps like this, it's like, what's your age? What are you looking for? What are your goals? What are you looking for?
Neck or back or flexibility? Sure. I clicked all of that.
Then it says, okay, let's pick some background music. Do you like piano and strings? Or do you like nature sounds? Or do you like this or this or this? I picked piano and strings. Then it said, choose your favorite voice.
I heard people talking over there. I didn't know what you were doing. Okay. This makes sense.
It gives you these options of these different voices. Yeah. I could have picked Salama, Fiona. These are just names.
Yes. Megan, Zinnia, Mars or Chad. Chad.
Wow. Look at all these great names. Oh, and Chad. Chad.
Like, it ran out and they were like, oh yeah, we should probably have a guy. What do we call him? What should we name him?
Not something ethereal like the rest of them. Chad. Chad.
Come on. I did pick Chad. You did?
Because it made me laugh. I was like, yeah, I'm going with Chad. All right, Chad.
Let's do some yoga. Chad. Yoga Chad. Me and yoga Chad. We're going to be doing some stretching. Nice.
You want to do some stretching with us? Why? No. Okay. I stretch with Fiona.
Do you? Whatever her name was. I don't know.
There was a Fiona. I don't stretch with Chad. I do. Right. Anyway, well, good for you.
Thank you. You have the app set up yet? I got the app. I have a 25 day free trial.
Oh, here we go. That's what I hate about these apps sometimes where it's like, it's free, but then you log into it and then it's like, you only get this for... How much is it? It's $12 a month. That's a lot.
I know. How much do you have saved up in rewards? 54. So that's pretty good. Okay, but... You've got a couple of months. Here's the thing. So we do Google rewards. Right. And it gives you surveys every time you go to the store and you can take pictures of your receipts.
Right. And it gives you like Google money that you can use for different things, different apps and music and things. In-app purchases, yeah. I've rented movies with it before.
Right. It told me that part of my balance is going to expire. Right, you got to use it.
In a couple of days. You got to use it. I know, but how? That's why I got the down dog, but I don't want to pay $12 a month. We'll pay $12 once. Yeah, but I have a free trial for 25 days.
Yeah, we'll just pay for one month. I don't know. I don't either. I don't know what to tell you. I don't either. I also don't think they should expire my money.
I agree. Don't expire my money. I earned that money.
I took that survey. Don't get rid of my money. It's my money. It's fake money.
It is. It is just magic money. It's magic Google money. I've got like $4 right now.
Woohoo. How come you have so little? Because I don't, I showed you, I don't have mine set up to do all the stuff yours does because I don't want them tracking me like you have them set up to track you. I don't care. Track me. What am I doing?
I get it. If you feel so inclined to track my life, you're going to be bored. It's more about the ads.
Like you have to let it like serve you ads based on your location history and things you've searched and stuff. I don't want to deal with that. Okay. So I turned that setting off. Well, congrats.
I suppose. But that's why I only have $4 instead of $50 something dollars. $54. Right. I have $56. $56 and 42 cents.
Look at you go. Part of your balance will expire. In days or is it in a year? What's the date that it says? January 23rd. Of what year?
I don't know. It doesn't give me a year. Oh, it should. It doesn't. Well, it should. But okay.
Because sometimes it'll say like, you know, new rewards that you got will expire and it'll say like today's date, but it'll be in a year from now, but not yours. Okay. So anyway, do you want to stretch with Chad? Fine. I will. Me and Chad.
All right. If you hear a strange male voice, well, it's Chad and he'll be like, all right, let's go ahead and do some yoga. And what's your music? You chose strings. What an odd combo.
Strings and piano keys and Chad's nice. He had a nice voice. Did he? Yeah. You'll hear it. All right.
Tell everyone what you just told me and our boss. Well, listen, you know how I get about tracking a package and I like check updates all the time. So, uh, I've been just found out, I guess I got a text yesterday afternoon, uh, that, uh, the doctor that I go see has ordered medical equipment for me, uh, which is awesome. And I can view and track it at this link. And so I go to this link and then I have to put in like some information here. Uh, let me do this really quick and I'll just show you. Uh, put in some information, put in a little information. And then look, I go in here and, uh, up at the top, I can see that the order has been submitted.
Right. And there were a couple of things that I needed to do in here. Like I had to like confirm some stuff and, and, uh, you know, confirm some insurance things and whatever. Anyway, uh, now it shows me that it's, uh, it's been submitted and then I can go in and I can, uh, I can read about what was ordered. I can, I can see all kinds of stuff.
I can view the order details and, uh, and I can see that like there's little check marks on things that have been done. This is done. So now I'm just waiting. I also do get notifications. So as things change, as the status changes, I'll get updated in my text and on this page or I can, I can track it. Oh wow. So now you can track your prescribed.
Medi-cap machine. That's right. That's right. Wow. Yeah. How thrilling. Yeah.
Don't you think? So you're essentially, tell me again, like you're, the insurance has to approve it. And so you're monitoring the process of the insurance approving it and when it will become available once it gets approved.
Is that correct? So it says my order is currently under review. Expect status updates here as they process your order.
So yeah. As things happen, I'll get notified that. Things are happening. It says in the meantime, please check your order of details.
And if you need to change anything, tap get help. Okay. So I'm, I'm just waiting.
You are, you don't like to wait for things. Nope. No, I don't. How?
You are the most patient person I know who hates waiting. That's right. You, in fact, when you have a camp out coming up or we have a trip planned.
Yeah. I'm planning on packing tonight. You pack weeks in advance.
Yeah. I'm going to pack tonight because I don't want to have to worry about it tomorrow. You're already packed.
No, I've started, but I'm not packed yet. How did you do when you were a kid? How did I do what?
With waiting. Oh, it was awful. Did you ever have to get, um, Columbia house was the worst.
This is where it's all started from. I would send off my penny and all of my stamps for all the CDs and cassettes that I wanted to order. And then I'd have to wait for the little cardboard package to show up with my first shipment. And then for my credit score to take a total dive and for my parents to go, why did you order $45 worth of cassettes?
And I'd be like, they said it was a penny. Yeah, they said it. We all fell for that.
I know. If you were a nineties kid, you fell for it. I was a Columbia house. There was BMG was the other one, but I felt like BMG was fancy. I was, I felt like BMG was more expensive than Columbia house. I think it was the same. It was the same. But I was a Columbia house kid.
Okay. So when you were a kid and it was Christmas time and you knew there was like presents for you under the tree. I was totally fine with that. Why? I'm still fine with that. How is that different?
Because that's, that doesn't matter to me. Like that's exciting, but, and I get excited for Christmas morning and presents and stuff, but, but that's, I'm not going to go sneak and peek and stuff. No, I'm good. But waiting for something to arrive that I ordered. Like I, I need to place an order. I have like three things sitting in my cart that I need to order.
Yeah. And, and I want to get them on the way. But I know the second I hit checkout and I hit pay and they're like, cool, your order has been confirmed. I know for a fact, I'm going to be like, why do I have to wait days for this?
Like why can't I just have it now? I know you. If you had to get picked up by somebody, how were you with dealing with waiting? I hated that. I hated waiting for somebody. Yeah, I was, I'm fine.
I can entertain myself. I would just watch out the window. Like if I got dropped off with friends at like the bowling alley or something and I had to use the pay phone to call for a ride and do the 1-800-COL- Collect and then you'd go, Hey, I'm good. Come, come, come, give me and then hang up. Like that was the thing. And then your parents would be like, okay, yeah, cool.
We'll be there in a minute, I guess. And then you would wait. Yeah, that's different though. Like if you're, they would show up and then that was fine. If you're waiting, I guess you'd have probably never got picked up for like a date or if your friend was going to pick you up to do something fun.
Yeah, no, I don't know anything about that. I don't know anything about about being picked up by friends. Friends picking you up.
I don't know. No, usually it was all spontaneous. Like people would show up. Like it was a different time. Like having friends and people come over and get you was part of the thing.
And then once I could drive, it was like, I'll just go. Okay. So that wasn't a problem. Waiting for people to pick you up was never a problem. It's just been you waiting for stuff to arrive. Yeah, but also it's because I'm such a tangible, like let me go to the store, look at the things, compare some prices, make a decision, buy a thing and then have it.
Yeah. I don't like when I have to purchase something and then have to wait for it to arrive. Like this thing with the prescription thing, like it's interesting, but it feels the same. Like now I'm waiting on other people. That's what I don't like. I don't like when I'm like in the process of something and I get stopped because I have to wait on somebody else. And I'm like, would you just hurry up and do the thing? I don't like traffic for the same reason.
I don't like waiting for people to be like, oh, now you're going to pay attention and drive. Got it. Come on. Like those are the things that irritate me. When it comes to my patients.
Okay. So if you're like hung up on a work project and you have to wait for someone, that drives you crazy. It makes me nuts. How can I use this to my advantage?
There is no advantage here. It's just me getting more and more frustrated every minute that goes by. I've been at like at a position where I'm like, I could absolutely be weeks ahead, which is where I like to be. I work weeks ahead. Like I am currently two to three weeks ahead on stuff.
That's how I like to work. I like to be ahead. I don't like to be scrambling last minute on deadlines. And so I try to push work ahead so that I don't have, I don't like being in a pressure cooker. I like to be able to take my time with a project. And so if I can do the work part of my job and like every day and just push it further out. If I have to like sideline something for a more important project, I'm good. So I don't live in a like a constant stress, I'm behind drowning thing, a stress basket.
As no one has ever called it, except you, but it makes sense. I don't like living in a stress basket. So I don't.
I don't even know why I said that. It just came out. Yeah.
It makes sense. So yeah, when I have to stop and exist in a stress basket, because I know my deadline's coming up and I have to wait on somebody else who's doing their own stuff and has their own list of things to do. And I don't want to be a burden and go, Hey, can we do that project today? Hey, can we do that thing today? Hey, are we going to have time to do that this week?
Or are we pushing that off to next week? Like I hate having to be that guy and I have to be that guy like a few times a year. You're waiting on insurance. So you're going to be waiting for a while.
That's right. Insurance is not quick. Well, they should pick up the pace.
Tell them that. Go ahead. Should I hit the help button and be like, can you tell them to hurry?
Yeah, exactly. Go ahead. This is going too slow. Help. Process is faster. Yeah.
Help. I think once you say that, they'll. Oh, they're going to hit the brakes. They'll push it through immediately. They'll be like, this guy needs this really quick.
Let's do this for him. But you know, it'd be nice if it worked like every other prescription where they like, okay, we're going to send over your vitamins or whatever. And then you go to the pharmacy and you go, I'm here to pick it up. And that's like been an hour. Like that'd be fine. Why is this got to take days?
Unsure. Yeah, me too. Call the insurance company. Help. Help.
This is taking days. Hey, would you rather this or that? Would you rather do dishes forever or laundry forever?
I know you're going to pick. Yeah, you hate dishes. I hate doing dishes. I hate the dishes. I hate the food on them. I hate the water and the soap and the scrubbing. I don't even like putting them in the dishwasher. Dishes are the worst. Laundry. And then you'll say, why don't I do dishes? I don't mind doing dishes.
I prefer it to cooking. It's true. See. I actually don't mind doing the dishes. I've we've been in circumstances where we haven't had a dishwasher. So I've had to wash every dish all day long.
We've been in circumstances where I've had to hand wash our clothes. Right. Or trek it to the laundry mat. Right. It's much easier having a dishwasher and a washer dryer in your home.
For sure. It's so much easier. I've lived that life. Um, but laundry's laundry's easy. Throw it in. But you have to realize to Josh that you have to finish the whole laundry process. You've got to wash it. You got to stain, treat it. You got to dry it.
You got to fold it and you got to put it away. Okay. You're not always the best at finishing the whole process.
I hold on. I am good at it. Just not on someone else's timeline. I'm good at it on my own timeline.
Uh-huh. But then somebody goes, why isn't the laundry done? Why is this basket of laundry here? What is happening?
Did you move the laundry? You see, and that's somebody else's pressure that I'm not a part of. Oh. So what I'm saying is. It's my fault. No, I'm saying you think I'm not, not finishing it because I'm not finishing it in the timeline that you've set. The expectation that you have for laundry is different than my expectation, which is like, I'll get to it. Yeah.
It'll get done. Also, I fold towels different. So you're going to have to accept that. You do fold towels differently. I don't like that way. I don't like the way that you fold towels.
And I know it shouldn't matter. And I should be happy that you're just folding the towels. Do you refold them? Sometimes. Yeah. They look nicer. It's the same.
It's exactly the same. Anyway, would you rather this or that? I was thinking about this the other day.
Do rich people have very elite versions of mundane things? Like that. I saw that question posted somewhere. Are they using Colgate? Yeah. Or like the Kirkland brand toilet paper? They have to be. Or are they using like fancy stuff?
No. There's no like, there isn't like, hey, let's run out to fancy Costco. Like, that's it.
It's what you got. So they're using Secret Deodorant or are they using fancy, fancy stuff? Yeah, I don't know. I would honestly like to know. First of all, they're not doing their own grocery shopping for one.
Right? Oh, you think Beyonce is going to the store? No, Beyonce has people. Ever.
All of the rich people have people. I don't know. I mean, I, I don't think that's necessarily true. I don't think all of them do. They're richie richies do. Plus now they do delivery stuff. So you can have stuff drop to your gate.
That's fair. So what then they're, they're getting online and they're putting in their delivery order and it's. Yes.
Colgate and. Yes. Dove. So all the, all the typical things you bet it is. Cause that's what, that's what there is. It isn't, again, that's not like, I mean, they might have like fancy charcoal stuff or something, but it's just the same. It's the same stuff.
At least that's my take. Yeah. I was reading this, this was on Reddit and someone commented, the question was on Reddit and somebody commented, I once went into a very rich person's house. Yeah. Though they weren't a billionaire. Okay.
They had their toilet paper custom ordered with their initial imprinted on each square. No way. Why? And then somebody said, my toilet paper rips curvy. So I feel like royalty. We got two ply in our house. Well, you know, cause we're fancy. Watch out. That's ridiculous.
I'm guessing that was a newly rich person because old rich don't go for that. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying like old money is much more realistic where they're like, no, I'm not doing all that.
I'm just keep it easy breezy. Right. Because if you had money, you'd be like, yeah, I just want regular toilet paper because I'm going to spend my money elsewhere. Where new money is like, nah, look at this. Look how ridiculous this is.
Yeah. Look at how we spend our money. New, I agree with that statement. Old money versus new money.
Definitely. I feel like I'm an old money guy. You do? Like I feel like my attitude is old money. I'm an old money attitude. I don't have the money. Right. I'm just old money attitude.
Our bank account reflected old money. Not just your attitude. Whoa.
Attitude. Well, anyway, we'll have to talk to a rich person, a really, really rich person. And go, hey. And say, hey, what are you using to brush your teeth? Right. You're using crest with the little, uh, you know, breath mint sparkles in it.
Or somebody doing it for you. Oh, you know what? I've been I feel like aqua fresh is like a rich people toothpaste.
Aqua fresh. Yeah. Not arm and hammer.
No, not arm and hammer. I don't know what aqua fresh even is. Aqua fresh. Look it up. I am.
Look at the images. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I immediately know it's the stuff that's red, white and turquoise. I feel like that's rich people toothpaste. We don't buy that toothpaste. No, we don't. But you can get it at Walmart for $5. No, I know it's not expensive.
For a three-pack. I just feel like to me, I think aqua fresh has always been like a whoa. Like you, your toothpaste isn't just one color. It's three.
That's crazy. Listen, I have scope in my toothpaste. Sort of what? It's good stuff. That's pretty rich. I think that's right. I combine my toothpaste and my mouthwash into one.
Yep. And that's how rich. Because I can't afford. We are the two separate. All right. Well, hey, that's going to do it for today's show. Thanks for hanging out.
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