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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Halinskos, the podcast. So, Victor, I always ask my friends random questions on Discord. We just come up with these weird things and answer them accordingly. Mhmm. I figured if if you go back in time till before your kids were born, they're about to be born.
K. And well, I don't want to sit and say this is, like, about your daughters. Like, let's let's say you go back in time to where you have you're about to have a kid. Right? Okay.
And you can edit the way that they are, kind of like a sim. Okay. Would you make their little personality traits? Yeah. Their personality traits, their appearance, everything.
Their name what how would you approach how they look, first of all? Appearance? Yeah. Would you make them the best looking you could? No.
I'd probably go for, you know, average. You know, you don't wanna make them hideous because they're gonna have a rough time. Incredibly good looking either because you know, the route they're they're gonna go down is, you know, influencer, potential, adult site creator type thing. Well, I don't think you can just say because someone is, good looking. They're gonna take an OnlyFans path in life, peaches.
I mean, if I was that if I was that type of attractive, I I think I will. Well, I read an article earlier that said if people stare at you, you're probably more attractive than you think. Well, people stare at me because they're like, look at this tall freak. See, that's what I thought for people staring at me. That guy's weird looking.
But, no, it's because you're more attractive than you might think. It's definitely not the case for me. I can tell you that much. I I bet there's gotta be, some people out there that, got a thing for giants. You know?
Giant bald dudes with beards. Mhmm. Yeah. I guarantee you could make some belt peaches. And I can tell you what.
It's not the best looking people. I can tell you that much. What size of of shoes do you wear? 16. See?
You've you've you've got, videos in your future, peaches. Oh, of the foot sites. That's right. Look at these feet. You ever seen feet these big?
No. You haven't. Giant. You get half the foot, but for the VIP membership, you get the whole foot. That's right.
Username giant feet. You know, you'll be making millions, Peaches. Sure. But yeah. So as far as looks on the personality trait, I'd go kinda average.
You know, keep keep a little bit of challenge in life going on. No. But what what personality traits would you give the kid? Would you give would you give them charisma? Would you give them intelligence?
Would you make them a genius? Would you make them average when it comes to that too? Well, I would make them, pretty smart, but I don't know about smarter than me. Well, they probably are smarter than me already. So but I don't know.
I'm trying to who's known in this modern age as a genius? We don't really seem to have anybody around. You Elon Musk sorta lost that credibility and became a weirdo. I don't think people consider him a genius anymore. Mark Zuckerberg?
Did did people consider him a genius, though? He's a very smart guy. He went to Harvard and did all his Facebook. And Well, he's haven't you seen the social network? He kinda stole Facebook.
Yeah. But You know, and still smart guy to go to Harvard. Elon, you know, they're they're both guys that, you know, had some money, you know, were able to take a path in life that, you know, was probably a lot easier than most of us. And I think Elon, you know, he just hires people who knows how to do the things that he wants to do. I don't know if he's as smart as people make him out.
I don't know. Neil deGrasse Tyson's pretty smart. Mhmm. He believes that the world's round. What are you talking about?
Bill Bill Gates, even though he's everyone has conspiracy theories against him saying they're gonna use vaccines to kill off the population. Is weird because you'd think if you're really rich, you want more customers. That's what I've never understood about the the new world order, you know, government conspiracies about them wanting to wipe us all out. They make a lot of money off of us on taxes. Yeah.
I think they need as many of us as they can get. So I I don't buy any of these conspiracies that involve people in power or rich people trying to get rid of us. There was literally a giant thread on Twitter that for some reason, I started reading about Bill Gates last night about the whole vaccine thing. There was a prior TED Talk he gave in 2010 regarding vaccines to lower, child mortality rate or something like that. We better be careful, Pete.
You can't even talk about vaccines anymore. There are states that are banning their, like, local public health from even letting people know that you can get a flu shot. Yeah. But there's people out there that say no to vaccines, but they end up, like, shooting up themselves on steroids at the gym too. Like, it's just like I I mean, if you don't wanna get one, like, I I don't know.
Let's not even go there. It's become such a crazy topic that Right. You know, somebody might completely lose their mind even if we just talk about, like, news stories about vaccines. It's kinda crazy. Would you choose to have a son or a daughter, though, when it comes back to that original question?
It's hard to say. It is. It's it's definitely hard because I feel like there's benefits to both. There's cons to both. I feel like with the boys, there's gonna be more destruction.
With girls, there's gonna be more emotional issues. I'm not there's emotional issues with both, but there's gonna be more For sure. Yeah. Girls can be destructive too. Yeah.
Absolutely. Like, you grew up with Kids? 2 kids. Kids are destructive. Absolutely.
I said you grew up with 2 kids. Now you you were a a destructive little boy at some point. You know, currently, I've got one good boy at home named Koopa. Yeah. He doesn't destroy anything.
Right. He does pee on things sometimes, so that's aggravating. But outright destruction, that's Lucy. Yeah. You know?
Yeah. So And then my parents' cat, Luna. She's just fine. She's easygoing, doesn't care, just walks around. Yeah.
I I so I don't know. I mean, you again, it's kinda like cheating on the Sims, you know, putting in the codes. I think you gotta have code for your original kit, for your actual kid? Yeah. Yeah.
You know, I think if you make it just too easy, life doesn't go great for people that have it too easy. Like people who are just born rich, you know, I I think that you appreciate things more if you gotta work for them. You know? I've been Almost definitely. Pretty much broke my whole life.
Yeah. You know? Always been paycheck to paycheck. Now you're the rich guy. Paycheck to paycheck.
I am not the rich guy. Oh, stop. Yeah. So rich guy in this room. That's for sure.
I got lucky when I bought my house. That's about it, peaches. I won that lotto, and that's it. Except then I, you know, kinda reverted on that. Now I'm paying a lot more.
So I'm a middle ground on the house lotto. So you'd say you'd say you make your kid average? I'd make him average. Yeah. I don't even know what I would do for mine.
I feel like I would make mine taller than me. Like, if it was a son, like, make my kid, like, 71. Why? Just make him go to the NBA. But you already said just being tall doesn't get you in the NBA.
Right. I know the proper training. I know what it takes behind the scenes. I know the politics of the whole system. Okay.
Yeah. Alright. I'm I I'm hoping it doesn't get, like, my horrible back and all that sort of thing. I have to find a tall, athletic woman. You're just, like, an athletic woman who's in in, like, perfect physical shape Right.
Just naturally built to be you need an Olympic athlete, Peaches. Yes. Mikaela Maroney, she's too short. I used to have a crush on her back in the day. How short is she?
She was a gymnast. She was only, like, 5 3. So I'm thinking, like, maybe we'd have to go for, like A basketball star. Yeah. But most of them, you know, they don't really like, goofy looking, you know, guys like me.
Well, that's where the personality comes in. Sure. You you up the personality, traits on the little checklist. And most of them, they're not that not that great looking. No.
Caitlin Clark Hey. She's a she's a bro. But if you're a weird looking big elf peaches, beggars can't be choosers. You gotta accept the ladies that like you. The NBA also has to have That's the thing too.
It's, like, for you to make it to the pros, you have to be at least somewhat decent looking. Right? I I don't know. Larry Bird is a guy of the past. Like, that's the there's no more of people like Larry Bird or Sam Cassell, you know, the NBA all ugly team.
There's gotta be some ugly dudes in in the NBA. There's James Harden has the giant beard going on. He's not he looks like a kinda like a homeless guy, but, other than that, I can't really think of 1. Yeah. They they kind of Hollywoodized the NBA and most major sports.
Like, they they usually hide the dudes that are, like, the big ugly ugly ones. Look look at the NFL. Look at the big look at the big linemen. They Put this helmet on. Yeah.
Hurry. They must put the spotlight on Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson. Not like I mean, Jason Kelsey is one of the more he's the center. Like, he wasn't a offensive lineman. He was the the guy, like, hiking the ball to the quarterback.
And I wouldn't call him or his brother, like Bad looking at all. Well, I wouldn't call him good looking either, though. Well, Travis Kelce was supposed to be one of the big ones. Dayton Taylor Swift. I know.
It just goes to show. Girls girls are into, you know, just kinda normalize good news. Looking than most people. Speak for yourself because I mean, if you had him walk down the side of the street, you could spot Travis Kelce. If you see alright.
Every lady listening, if you see Victor Wilt and Travis Kelce walking down the street, we know what which side of the road you're coming to. Come on. I can put that as a poll in the Kay Bear Group, and we'll see. You do it. Alright.
Sure. Well, we were briefly talking conspiracy theories in that very long opening break. And, I came across this article about the CIA, the the documents that they had or they have claimed that life did exist on Mars. I saw And it was a population of very large people. Peaches, relatives.
Built the pyramids. Yeah. I saw a YouTube video pop up about this, but I hadn't looked at the actual article. I understand that people are reading into what was said here a little bit incorrectly. Alright.
CIA, Mars. This is the report, Mars Exploration, May 22, 1984, details how the agency used astral projection I mean, buttral projection. The the idea that a person's spirit can travel through the, the buttral plane to transport a subject to Mars approximately 1000000 years BC. Alright. This is this is beyond ridiculous.
Okay. If you're not familiar with astral viewing, it's viewing? Or as peaches would call it, buttrel viewing. Imagine me alright, peaches. I'm gonna astral project myself over to Jade's house, see what he's doing.
Hold on. I gotta really focus. I see Jade. He's sitting on a couch. He's got a slight headache, and there's a bunch of screaming and yelling, children running around all around.
Oh, it's the day after Christmas, but, you know, I also think it would appear that a UFO is landing in his driveway. Astral projection. Why is this even in the news? It's, yeah, a headline from this is from dailymail.uk. Dude, there's a bunch of them.
There's a bunch of different websites talking about this. Because, realistically, how did they build the pyramids back then? Well You gotta think That's a whole other question. Those days, the work ethic was 10 times bigger compared to the people now. There was no TikTok.
There was no cell phones in sight. Just people living in the moment. Yeah. I've seen a variety of documentaries about how they built the pyramids, some of which made more sense to me than others. But, I think that with the aliens to have them sort of be like a claw machine and take brick by brick and layer them on top of each other.
I think this answer makes the most sense. Peaches, ancient ancestors, these giants just lifted the blocks. But who exactly thought of the whole pyramid back then to to it was mostly just to, like, memorialize the the king. Right? Like, king Tut?
Well, that's what they think. But other people think all kinds of crazy things about what they do. Said, you know what? It was a power source for ancient Egypt. Like, let's let's let's build these giant triangle structures to where you can see them from space.
Yeah. And I think that right there causes a lot of people to go, like, it was a signal for the aliens of what you just mentioned. Yeah. Could be. It's a Stargate, man.
And nobody back then was all that tall. So I'm thinking if they were, say, like, a giant person, it's probably a dude who was, like, 64. Like, woah. Look at this freak. Like, Abraham Lincoln back in the 1800.
Like, he was a tall freak. He was only about 6 3, 6 4. He's a monster. John Wayne, 6 4. Giant monster.
Giant man. You know? Like, who else was there? There was also a guy that was, like, 67, one of those old shows, and he was conceivably he played in the NBA and somehow was also an actor. Like, this guy was balancing 2 careers.
Wasn't making the money NBA players and actors do now, but Yeah. He was doing it back then. Should've gotten to the, pyramid building business. Sure. Yeah.
You still can. You can can. There's still tons of farmland out here. Start building the pyramid. I feel like you you would get some positive attention for that one.
Yeah. Something. It's not a car wash. It's not a new apartment building. It's just Victor's bigger than Bass Pro Shop Pyramid.
Yeah. Yeah. Forget the one. Where where is it in Tennessee? The big giant Bass Pro Shop Pyramid.
Yeah. Every once in a while, you'll see somebody build a pyramid house, things like that. But Right. I think you gotta go old school. You you can All rock.
You can invest all the money, build a giant pyramid house, rent it out through Airbnb for, like, 1,000 of dollars. Tons of people are gonna flock to it. You'll make a good amount of money doing that, but you gotta find the initial investment. That's true. Anybody you wanna, kick down some dough, you know how to reach us.
Alright, Victor. We're gonna talk more about crazed people in the news. Okay. Which ones? Giving out their predictions, living Nostradamus Oh, jeez.
Making the 7 eerie prophecies for 2025. Okay. I can't wait to hear them, and I'll I'll do on a scale of 1 to 10, one being not at all likely, 10 being extremely likely. Do you see his picture? No.
Is this a real person? This looks AI generated. It looks like the Chad meme. Yeah. I don't think that's a real person.
But the living Nostradamus has revealed his 2025 predictions, and be warned, none are very pleasant. Oh, no. We're gonna see the first time ever genetically modified humans, the dawn of new humanity. No. Wait.
So they genetically modify them like you were talking about earlier? Give your baby little, you know, attributes and things like that? Using technologies such as CRISPR, c r CRISPR, and cloning, scientists and governments and corporations have been quietly creating perfected individuals, smarter, stronger, and more resistant to disease. I'm going to put this as a one on the scale because it's not that I don't think they could do it. It's that people will lose their minds, and it's just not gonna be allowed to to happen.
Well, according to Nostradamus, in another prediction, AI will reach a point of no return by 2025. That already has. Jeez. Yeah. I mean, people are using it to be funny.
Like, they're making these realistic videos of these, you know, celebrities kissing each other. Yeah. That is funny. That is funny. And I'm you know, at this point, honestly, just awaiting the AI overlords, I give up on, people running things.
Oh, yeah. Sure. Let's let a computer figure it out. Contact with extraterrestrial life. I mean, don't they make that prediction, like, every year?
They do. I'm gonna put that as a 2 on my scale. A 2. I I don't think it's likely because I think at this point, we would have already had it, like, happen publicly. I think if aliens were coming down, wanted to be known, they would just do it.
You know? Maybe we'll get more information on these weird crafts like the Tic Tac and this and that. I still think it's all experimental government aircraft, and they just won't admit it. Yeah. They won't.
You know? They Truthfully. That's what I think it is. Manufactured energy crisis, the great power play. Oh, jeez.
A global energy crisis will be used as a means of control by 2025. Now we could have a global energy crisis cause we're having problems on this planet, but I wouldn't say it would be staged. I would say it's just real world problems. So that one, I it's possible. It could happen.
We're already running out of water, so why why not have energy problems as well? Nostradamus also predicts that, population control will happen by subdermal chips. Like, implantable chips will become commonplace masquerading as advances in health and security. But they kill you. But they kill you.
Mad mass surveillance, governments, and companies could use them to track and suppress dissent. COVID 19 as a prelude. How does that tie in? Oh, yeah. Because they had microchips in the vaccines.
Is that that why? Maybe. You know? By the way, I'm saying that is, stuff I've read on conspiracy online. K?
I don't think they're putting microchips in us. Manufactured climate disasters, the hidden hand in climate. The hidden hand. Isn't that the name for the mafia back in the I don't know. The hidden hand.
Yeah. He predicts that geoengineering will cause unprecedented climate disasters such as hurricanes and droughts in unexpected places. How about, you know, people not treating the planet right causing these problem? It doesn't have to be a giant machine. It could just be, oh, we've done things wrong for a long time, and that's why we're having these issues.
And the final one, revelations about secret military operations, underground bases, and technologies such as gravitational propulsion will finally be exposed. They have UFOs at the site. They have aliens at the site. Just playing. Wrapping up the noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's.
Now, Victor, for some reason, I always feel the need to deep dive into old high school things to show like, to be like, oh, this was what happened, 10 years ago now. This one 11 years ago that I'm about to show you. Some Facebook memories? Facebook memories, old Griffin News. I don't know if your high school and Pocatello had every Friday, there was, like, a news segment ran by the students.
It was sort of like an extracurricular for, like, the fun, you know, drama theater kids to put on a show. But for the most part, back when I was in high school for this type of thing, it was definitely the the one weird drama kid. And then there was, like, all the rest were, like, skateboard people or skateboarders that, you know, took part in a certain activity that's illegal Mhmm. Here in Idaho. But, I guess for some reason, the principal of my old high school, he was only there for, like, that year and he did this video, a parody of What Does the Fox Say?
Oh, no. His last name is Arnold. So he did What the Arnold say. And I was rewatching it. You gotta turn you gotta, like, go over here and watch this video here.
Scoot around here. There's no cuss words clearly because it's an old high school video. But, like, listen to this. Calling all teachers. Calling all teachers.
You're a dream job. We do it really big in Los Alamitos High School, and we're about to do it one more time. The kids say, oh. Teachers go yell. Friends go heavy, and the parents say, wow.
And it's multitrack vocals too. Two tracks out of key. I wonder who produced this, though. Hashtag, hashtag, heart low sal. Hashtag, heart low sal.
Hashtag, heart low sal. Hashtag, heart low sal. Oh. Hashtag, heart low sal. Oh.
Hashtag, heart low sal. That's why kids hate school. Back in 2012, we did the Harlem Shake, and it was the whole school. And, like, we were obligated to go to this, center quad area and participate in it. So I guess the administration never watched any other videos from the person who created the har the Harlem Shake.
No. Not at all. I mean, tons of people did the Harlem Shake back in the day. Oh, we love Filthy Frank. He's a great influence on the youth of today.
Let's all do the Harlem Shake. That would be his biggest accomplishment, wouldn't it? Like, he somehow, someway got everybody in the US to do the Harlem Shake. Yeah. Yeah.
That was his his deal. Were you here when that was a huge thing? Did you play that on z? I mean, I wasn't programming z at the time, so I I don't know. But, Well, you checked the song library.
Yeah. I I don't know. If it's in there, they they should've. They should put it on Vibes now. Yeah.
Throwback Vibes segment. We should play it on some some z one zero three, channel. Everyone was trying to interpret what that girl was saying, and, like, she's like, one person was like, it says calmos terracedas. It says with the terrorists. Like Oh, jeez.
Then I just I I've watched that whole video, and it's this second part is the worst part where you go laugh. We I kept repeating it to my friends because they also went to the same high school. Mhmm. I kept going swag swag go to school. Like, the way this kid does watch this.
Gate say Swag swag go to school. Swag swag go to school. What do we need to do to make school cool? I I it's not this. Swag.
Swag. Go to school. Swag. Swag. Go to school.
The funny part is is that they advertised this, my, actually, my former math teacher, mister Vlasic, like, he would do this thing called LaSalle for life. And I guess if you showed up to school and did it consistently, you get you get to spin the wheel of prizes and get a prize. Oh, for showing up to class on time. Showing up to class. Yeah.
Not getting good grades. Just you made it. Yeah. You made it here. You made the school money.
That's all we care about. I remember that from freshman man year. My the the other principal before this guy, he went on the PA. I think it was my early part of no. It was probably later part of freshman year because senior ditch day happens in, like, the later 2nd semester.
Right? I don't know. We didn't get a senior ditch day. Yeah. I didn't get one.
No. The the best senior ditch day was funny because every senior didn't come to school, and that's a lot of students. I remember in junior high, we were gonna do a walkout for some reason. There was something going on. I'm like, alright.
In protest, we're all gonna walk out. On the there's 4,000 students at Lowsale High School, Like, they're all all the time slow. Just a couple hundred. And maybe 30 were, like, walking down the hall like, yeah. We're gonna walk out.
And this one cranky old teacher walked out and started yelling at everybody. Everybody went back to class. Terrible protests. But this this one the the all the all the seniors in that class left school that day. And then the next morning, the the principal went over the PA and started yelling at the students about how they cost the school a whole bunch of money.
They should be ashamed of themselves. I'm a freshman sitting there at my desk. Like, what is going on? I didn't think senior ditch day was real. Yeah.
Me either. But, I took part in my senior year, and it was bad. Dumb decision. How mad do you think the bosses would get if we started just advertising a senior skip day for all local high schools? Oh, hey.
Like, all of us just walking out one day. Oh, that too. But I was just thinking we just get this spreading viral. The j bear walkout? Or even even we don't even have to slap our name on it.
We just try to, Advocate all the kids to do so. Get it in do you think that, Jade and Bill would be pretty mad at us when the schools started calling? Yeah. Especially if we said, like, hey. Like, show up to our parking lot.
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It smelled of my spit wrong while I was still talking. That's funny. Alright. Okay. Where was I?
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