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this week man for the last
two weeks it has been awful
I hit all the buttons I go
to hit the launch and it
says can't connect to the
internet and then all of a
sudden boom we're on the
internet and we're live
here we are here we are
can't connect to the
internet we're on the
internet but we can't
connect to it it's fine
Yeah, now we're live.
And man, it is a stacked lunch show today.
We're having a group lunch,
a little brainstorming
party with my friend Kat and Corey.
I'm the only one without a C, I guess.
Kat, Kat, Kat, Kat, and Corey.
Why not?
Just drop the S. Why not?
It's a hard C. Whoa, special guest.
Yeah.
Yeah, I need help.
That's the only reason why I'm here.
So, yeah,
I don't even know what we're
going to talk about today,
but we're going to have fun.
It's lunchtime.
We're taking a break from the workday.
We're just taking a breath,
getting to hang out with friends.
Can't wait to do all that.
I did want to tell you guys,
I watched a movie last
night that put me in a weird,
weird place.
And it's a movie called Riff Raff.
So it has Bill Murray and
Pete Davidson and Jennifer
Coolidge and Ed Harris.
Like, tons of names, right?
Yeah.
And I really enjoyed watching the movie.
But the minute it was over, I was like,
what the hell just happened?
And is it... Was it worth watching?
But I enjoyed every bit of watching it.
It just... When it ended, I was like,
what?
What?
So...
I don't even know whether to
recommend it or not, but it was,
I was on the edge of my
seat the entire time.
I wanted to know what's happening next.
And then it was,
it was over and I was like, okay,
now what?
The director's like,
I don't know how to end this.
So we'll just cut it off here.
Yeah.
But I really enjoyed the
watching part of it just afterwards.
I'm not like, wow,
that was one of the best
things or worst things I've ever seen.
I just don't even know how
to think about it.
What kind of role did
Jennifer Coolidge play?
Was she her usual?
Typical train wreck.
Yeah.
Alcoholic, passed out all the time.
Yeah.
You sure it wasn't just an
episode of The White Lotus that you saw?
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, it's kind of a mob movie-ish.
Okay.
Not to give too much away.
Kind of.
But then it turns out it really is.
You just,
you don't really know it totally
is until it's over.
And yeah.
Anyway.
Netflix, Prime, Paramount, where was it?
We actually rented it
because I had heard good things about it.
Oh, God bless it.
yeah went to my blockbuster
video store uh I was kind
and I rewound it last night
took it back this morning
um that's why we couldn't
connect to the internet we
own that we'll dial up um
but yeah that's yeah yeah
that was it that's all I
wanted to say I it's just
one it's just a weird
experience watching a movie
And we're watching lots of
movies because Julie's
still not able to get up without us.
Hey, I want a podcast.
Can I talk to you later?
From her bed.
Okay.
And this podcast is Jennifer Coolidge.
We are humming right along here.
I meant to hit the red
button and I hit the green
button by accident.
So there's my friend Mark.
Ken Walters, Kat, what kind of shampoo?
Your hair looks outstanding.
Well, thank you.
I used a little purple
shampoo today and I used my
new styling wand from TikTok.
So give me a little Farrah Fawcett curls.
I've been wearing my hair
really curly last couple of days.
And today I needed to go smooth,
even though it's raining outside.
Thank you.
I do have good hair today.
Tristan Patrick, what's with Corey's name?
What rules didn't he read?
So the NFC qualifiers that
are taking place right now,
the second workout was.
Twenty minute time cap,
two K row and then one
hundred fifty burpees over the roar.
And I inputted my score when I got done.
And then I saw some of the
other people's scores when
the leaderboard went live,
and it did not make any
sense to me because I didn't finish.
And so they, you know,
put your score at whatever, you know,
whatever it was when you got done.
And people had scores in
there that were more,
like that got time capped, like I did,
and had more burpees than
what we actually did,
which is supposed to be a
hundred and fifty.
Like what I saw that stuck
out to me was like a
hundred and fifty-seven.
I was like,
you can't get a hundred and
fifty-seven burpees and get time capped.
There's only a hundred fifty
burpees in the workout.
So I messaged them this
morning and turns out the
rope was worth sixteen reps,
which I did not read when I
had glossed right over that.
So it wasn't basically what
happened was it wasn't hard
enough as it was.
I needed to make it more
difficult to try to qualify.
So I was like, you know what,
I'm going to cut sixteen
reps off myself and just
kind of roll with it like that.
I don't read the rules well.
This is not the first time
you have not read the rules.
No, it won't be the last either.
I can pretty much promise you that.
So could you adjust your score?
Yeah, they let me down.
A lot of people are.
Mine hasn't moved yet, but I mean,
I've moved on the leaderboard.
My score hasn't been adjusted yet,
but other people's have.
So that's a good thing.
No,
I went to message them about it and
they were like,
is it yours or somebody else's?
And I went and took a
screenshot and I sent it
and they sent me the
screenshot of the scorecard where it says
And I was like, yeah,
I didn't see that at all.
And they were like,
just email us at MFC scoring.com.
And I was like, okay, cool.
So I did that and just
waiting on to readjust.
Andrew Sten wants to know, Kat,
was that a guy on the phone?
Yeah, that was my friend, Mark.
He's a,
we actually dated a million years ago,
but he's a CrossFit coach down,
down the road.
And he and I give each other life advice.
So yes, it was friends.
Not one of my eight thousand dates.
Well,
one thing I wanted to get to to make
sure we get to before lunch
is over and then we'll let
it go off the rails again
is that in Dave's Week in Review,
he announced that there,
because someone emailed or
made a comment on Dave's
Week in Review named Corey,
asked him to clarify a situation,
and he did,
and it was that the age group
athletes could have
in-person semifinals next
year to qualify for the CrossFit Games.
Very similar to what the
elite athletes have this year,
where we have these like
nine events where you can
qualify or you can do it on
the in affiliate semifinal.
Looks like they're trying to
do the same thing with masters and teens.
And they have like five
event organizers who would
like to participate.
Sign me up.
Let's go.
Line us up like they do everybody else.
And let's see.
Don't give them,
we did this one six times.
No.
Line us up.
Let's go.
Let us qualify to get there.
Use the open as a qualifier.
Easy peasy.
You made top hundred?
Cool.
You can go to this one.
If you can't go to this one,
you can go to this one.
Just like the individuals do.
If there's enough of it.
And still have the online court.
Just like the individuals do.
It's going to cut down on
that kind of stuff.
You're only going to have a
certain amount of people
going from the online after
you break it down.
Top three at this one,
top three at this one,
top three at this one, whatever.
If you have five of them,
that's half the field right there.
Then the top fifteen from
the online get to qualify.
Let's go.
Line us up and let's go.
And that's the example he
used was five events, three spots,
each half and half.
So half from online, half from in person.
Yeah.
Um, Lido asks, asks a great question.
I wonder how many in Europe,
if thinking about it,
I would think it would be
events that have a
community aspect to it as well.
Yeah.
Like if French throwdown had
a community aspect,
you would have the elite
qualifier and you would
have the master's qualifier
in the community event.
Um,
I don't think maybe MFC
would do something like
that to get it by them back
themselves back in the game.
Um, but I don't really see like a,
a totally dedicated age
group qualifying event.
No.
And that's fine.
Like, I don't think, you know,
at someone who's actively
trying to make the games,
I don't think I care.
Like it doesn't have to be
at MFC or it doesn't have
to be at legends.
Like if mayhem wants to do a,
a master's category or, uh,
Whatever, you know,
Wilson Pack and then want to do,
excuse me,
Puck and then wants to do a cool.
Let's go.
Tell me how, tell me how I signed up.
Tell me how I register and let's, let's go,
let's go that route.
I think the majority of us
would much rather the ones
that have legitimate scores on the board.
Not that I'm poking fingers at anybody,
but would much rather do it
in person and see what we
can do in person.
I think the stress of the
online review is just insane.
I can't even imagine.
Like for a Masters athlete,
your whole season depends
on video review.
And what else you got going
on that weekend?
Like for semifinals this year,
I just didn't have that much time.
I just didn't.
Like life was also happening.
And as it turns out,
I have a career and kids
and a wife and all that good stuff.
So I did all of them once.
That's all I had time for.
Um, not that I would have jumped.
Forty people and made the
games necessarily, but like what I should,
what you saw was exactly what I had in.
That's all I had.
So I heard you say to me, uh,
if you didn't have all that
stuff going on,
you would have beat Jason
grub with a stick.
Maybe I know Tristan.
I'm sorry.
Wife and kids as an athlete,
selfish Corey.
terrible terrible I should
have thought about that
thought about being an
athlete before I had a wife
and kids yeah it's probably
whatever so I want to get
cat's thoughts because she
has done event organizing
um with mfc with the
greenberry project with
things like that she's been
a judge she's done online
judging all of that stuff
how much more legit do you
think an in-person
qualification is than an
online a hundred percent
there's no comparison
Absolutely.
You can get away with so much online.
And I mean,
competition is meant to be kind
of a one and done thing, right?
You show up,
you do your thing against other people.
Like,
I would much rather see that happen
than have it be completely
online like it is now.
I think I was watching boys
interrupted last night,
which I will never do again
when I'm trying to go to bed because I,
I stay awake until the very
end because it is so damn entertaining,
but they're like,
they talked about the
Brookwell situation.
If she was at a live event
and a judge would have
called her out for those burpees,
she would have corrected it
and wouldn't have gotten a three.
She would have gotten at
least a score higher than that.
Right.
Yeah.
And, and they were like,
that's what sucks about the
online thing because you
don't get that immediate feedback.
My, my,
my response to them is get a judge
that will tell you.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I get it.
Like get a better judge.
I mean, Andrew,
Andrew Stendo reps people
just for the fun of it.
Yeah.
Even when they shouldn't be no rep.
Right.
I'm a carry.
Granite games.
Right.
A little bit.
Yeah, I did.
Andrew says instant feedback from judges,
you know, are qualified.
Do you though?
But you do know there are some that are.
Oh, absolutely.
And you need, this has been a two,
three year fight.
Emma was a legit no rep twice.
She's the reason.
Yeah.
You're the reason Andrew,
why she's not doing CrossFit anymore.
I blame you for all of it.
Just so you know.
It's Andrew's fault.
All this promise,
all this and the emotional
baggage of that no rep is vaporized.
But I do think you can't control it.
You've told me, Corey,
you make sure that you have
the two guys that you know
will tell you you're doing
the movement wrong.
You can't afford to escape
by and hope that nobody finds it.
I'll put it to you like this, Scott.
Last night I did the snatch
ladder workout for the MFC qualifier,
like at the last possible
minute I could possibly do it.
I can't see when I set my
camera up to set it up like I wanted to.
I have to flip it backwards.
I can't see the timer,
even if I had it facing me.
I mean, it's this big.
I can't see the timer from
where I'm standing.
So I got my buddy Jeff,
who's one of the first
people that I would let judge me.
And I said, look,
I just need you to tell me, you know,
I got a minute to snatch,
a minute to rest, two, a minute, three,
whatever.
Just call out times for me.
Let me know when I can start
and when I can't start.
The first thing he said was,
you need me to do it.
I said, I'm just snatching.
But I mean, yeah,
if I don't come to extension,
like if I don't stand all the way up,
call me.
Yeah, please do.
But that was his first question.
Like,
do you need me to make sure you're
doing this correctly?
Like, I can't put a price tag on that.
Right.
Alito, who is a master's athlete in Europe,
I think I'd probably end up doing both.
I'm generally better online,
the comfort of your own gym,
and it's quite hard to come
in first or second in a live comp.
You may get third in what
Dave Castro mentioned.
So top three.
And then she said moving
better and checking what
can and cannot be seen on
video before actually doing
the workout saves most of these issues,
solves most of these issues.
Um, Larry young, Corey,
what gets you in the gym
when you're not feeling it?
I'm legit scared to head out
to the garage right now.
Too many days off.
Motivation is bullshit.
Discipline is everything.
Breach.
I mean, motivation comes and goes.
Motivation comes and goes.
Some days I'm like, yeah, let's go.
And some days I'm like, all right,
let's go.
But either way it gets done.
It has to,
the only thing that stops me
from going over there is if
I am legitimately hurt or cannot do,
and it has to be where I
cannot do anything.
And I mean, anything like if I can't squat,
I can skier.
If I can't run, I'm probably can bike.
And if I can't bike,
I can figure something else out.
But nine times out of ten,
it there's no motivation is
nothing that means that means shit.
Motivation will leave you
long after discipline is
ingrained in you.
I'll tell you this,
like in the last few weeks, months,
just going out and starting to move,
even if I'm not feeling it, like, Hey,
I'll just go and get on the bike.
And then I get on the bike and I'm like,
Oh, this is really boring.
So let me pick up the
sandbag and do some stuff.
And at least then like I'm moving.
And most of the times I actually then say,
okay,
let's do a Metcon just because it's not,
it's much more fun than
doing just sitting on a bike for an hour.
Those mornings where I'm like,
I don't want to go,
that's the first thing I'll
do is get in there, put my stuff down,
and go get on the bike and
just ride for a couple of
minutes until the same thing.
Okay, my blood's moving.
This is dumb.
I'm just riding this bike
for three minutes.
Let me get off and go do
what I'm actually supposed
to be here to do.
Yeah, absolutely.
Man, Lito, that's so catchy.
You should put that on your shirt.
Okay.
Just saying.
I did use my new Adidas last night.
They are very... When lifting,
they are very supportive.
I think they still need
broken in a little bit to
get to where I want them,
but I do kind of like that...
I do kind of like them.
I think I like them.
That's what I'm trying to say.
I think I like them,
but I think they need
broken in just a little bit more.
Are they lifters or just regular?
They're their drop set.
Okay.
They're called drop sets.
This is drop set three.
They're on sale for a
hundred and four bucks
right now on their website.
Women's colorways are awesome.
The men's are kind of blah, but
Corey found a set he thought
were pretty cool looking
the white and gum anything
white and gum I'm going to
tear them up I'm well aware
that they're going to not
be white in a very short
order but when they are
clean and we have you can
text your bestie there Kat
my wife text Jeff we have a
I don't know where they
found that but a recipe to
get white shoes back to
almost white that we use
I'll be talking to Jen later
Uh, Lido says, I love my drop sets,
but they definitely take
some breaking in.
Okay.
Lido, have you run in them?
That's my biggest question.
Anything more than a four hundred.
Cause like I'll buy some,
I have no problem with that,
but they look clunky.
That makes sense.
Like they look like, I thought,
I thought they'd be heavy
and they weren't.
Yeah.
Like when the Reebok X,
like those were clunky, those were heavy.
Right.
I hated doing everything in them.
These are lighter than that.
Most of it is that like
Kevlar fabric and the plastic cage.
I thought they were nice.
Kevlar.
So they're bulletproof.
The same thing that Reebok
did with the fours and fives.
No, fives and sixes.
Fives and sixes.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
They're terrible for running,
but I've yet to find a
CrossFit show I like
running more than four hundred meters in.
That's also fair.
Yeah.
Vans.
I'm a Vans for everything now.
I like the Rad Runners.
They're pretty firm,
but they're also pretty
cushiony for like running.
Reds look like moon boots.
I cannot get behind them.
I cannot.
I think they look like
mid-nineties Jordans.
I liked early nineties Jordans.
Everybody's early nineties Jordans now.
yeah the like the was it the
jordan threes I think it
was like those were pretty
cool looking but like the
mid-nineties stuff they all
they look same thing it
looked like they remind me
of morning mcfly's shoes
that like zip themselves up
or whatever in freaking uh
back to the future too like
that's what I see when I
see those um I can confirm
the rad runners are decent
for walking the dog too um
Good lap.
Yeah,
the lap did three miles in the Savage
Ones because I had no other
choice than barefoot Innovates.
Innovates would be awful to run in.
Innovates are awful for anything.
Innovates seems so stiff to me.
It looks like wearing a
two-by-four on your foot.
Innovates were the very
first pair of lifters I bought back in,
like, I like them a lot,
but talk about...
Yeah, I mean, they were so supportive,
like a little too supportive.
They were really, really stiff.
You don't get to use the
word cobble very much these days.
I just wanted to.
And you should, honestly,
people should cobble more stuff together.
I know bull trainers are straight blocks.
I would,
I had one pair that someone had
painted for me with like
the Clydesdale media logo and everything.
And if I wear them to an event,
because I think they're just cool looking,
like I am dying by like a
third away through the day.
So I went through a phase where I wore,
Hey dudes, my Hey dude,
sneakers like every day for
all the things for maybe a
year and a half.
And I'm talking like
recently within the last eight months.
my plantar fasciitis
disappeared I don't have it
anymore it's the opposite
for me I was in a hey dude
phase where I wore them all
the time my back started to
get worse because there's
no there's no support and
there's no cushion and my
back just started blazing I
feel like all my foot
muscles got a lot stronger
because they had to be
because there was no support
jen had nobles and like she
really thought she liked
and then like I bought
another pair and she
couldn't figure out why her
feet were hurting the
entire time she wouldn't
let me I don't need any I
don't need different shoes
so I just bought her some
uh nanos just like the
newest pair or whatever in
a colorway I knew she'd
like she wore them one time
and came back and promptly
apologized to me
I was like yeah I know
strike movement is my shoe
of choice now drop sets for
rope climbs I have a I have
a nice pair of strike
movement that I got at mfc
because we got a deal for
judging and um they're too
narrow they're like they're
it's like wearing a metcon
to me a nike I got flippers
for feet dude I need to
have oh I do lots like yeah
uh tristan my first semis as
a coach I wore a pair of
barefoot shoes uh out in
cali twenty five to thirty
thousand steps a day I was
hurting yeah that's a
terrible idea tristan
Tristan says his are
stretching out pretty well.
Maybe I just haven't given
them enough of a chance,
but I wore them for like
maybe a couple of weeks of
everyday Met cons and they
just never got to where I liked them.
Were they the easy ones?
Do they have a different kind?
Yeah, I think so.
I have a pair of vintage
strike movements from like,
before anyone,
knew who they were and they
are the most comfortable shoe ever.
They don't have a,
I don't wear them a ton
because they've got like,
they're like a leopard print,
but they're really cool.
And I have wide feet and they don't,
they don't bother me,
but I think the newer ones
you're right are a little more narrow.
Everybody said, Hey,
they have a wide toe box.
And actually the,
it's the lip of where the
sole comes up to the side
bites into the outside part of my foot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The strike movements are
like the Savage One,
but with arch support.
I'm just going to market for
a new pair of shoes.
Good luck, Corey.
Like I said,
CrossFit shoes are like
Chinese restaurants.
Everybody has their favorite
and you never know what that is.
I mean,
you just don't know until you try
it yourself.
That's what sucks.
That's why we all have
eighteen pairs of shoes.
What sucks is that I lost my
nano discount whenever Reebok was like,
we're not giving discounts
to anybody anymore.
But it used to be fifty percent.
I could buy two pairs of
shoes for the price of one.
That's why my closet is
littered with nanos.
up until last year once it
went from fifty percent to
forty percent and then as
far as I know now it's zero
percent which is awesome
thank you reebok um and
that's when I bought my
first pair of savage ones
and I really really really
like them but I need I need
I need new shoes I don't
need new shoes I need new
shoes go on amazon and look
because I get guys nano
whatever the latest and
greatest is in like a
really cool colorway in like a seven,
six and a half or seven for
like sixty bucks.
No, without fail.
Being a volunteer,
I got a new pair of Reeboks
every year forever,
like through the when they
were the sponsor of the games.
And then there's a Reebok
outlet near us and you
could get them for thirty bucks a pair.
The Reebok outlet by my house closed down.
Ours closed too.
There is one down by Sten, though.
Andrew Sten in Cincinnati.
They have a Reebok outlet.
Oh, good.
I'll be there in a little bit.
Hand tight.
Go have lunch.
Kenneth says,
just bust out the Chuck Taylors.
Great deadlifting shoe.
I'm down to get a pair of Vans.
I know a couple people that
work out and swear by them.
Apparently,
you cannot climb a rope in them.
It seems like it would tear them to shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's climbing ropes anyway?
I climbed a rope for the
first time last Friday and
thought my arm was going to,
my elbow was going to rip out of it.
It was not a good idea.
I did it three times.
This is terrible.
Let me do it again.
Everyone else was like beating me.
They were doing, you know,
I was doing like,
I wasn't going to do jumping pull-ups.
I'm like, I'm doing rope climbs.
I just have to learn how to
like lead with my left arm
and not my right arm, you know?
But I couldn't do that.
Switch hit it, as it were.
So I have a question for you
guys to ponder and give me
your opinion on.
Has Matt Fraser lost his
luster as a five-time champion?
His content is not good.
they're desperate so they
have him sit in front of
the camera this week to
talk about his highs and
lows of competing like hey
let's go back and relive
the high school glory days
um I'm just like how the
mighty has fallen like he's
just not relevant anymore
like rich has stayed
relevant because he is
willing to speak his mind
and say what's on his mind
I have no interest in
watching a matt fraser video anymore
He's so far removed from CrossFit.
It's really just the bottom line.
He's just removed from CrossFit.
He was never really embedded
in it in any way.
All he did was compete.
He was very one-dimensional
when it came to CrossFit.
When you're finished competing,
what do we expect?
He was not going to be relevant.
You go look back at his
early story when he said
that once he found out that
you could make money competing,
he went and did that every
weekend and made
whatever it was, fifty dollars,
five hundred dollars while
he was in college and then
qualified for regionals and
then the rest of it's all.
And he literally was just there to win.
He was never really part of a of a box,
never really part of a
community or any other bullshit.
He was a part of a community
of elite athletes.
OK,
that's not the same thing by any
imagination.
Rich has been rich since day one.
It's been the same dude.
And all of his stories are the same.
Like, it's almost like it's a script.
If you ask him about this
year and this event,
he'll say the same story he
said in every documentary,
the same story he said in his book,
the same story that he said
on six podcasts.
I'm just like, there's nothing new.
Yeah.
And who,
are there even any like HWPO
athletes anymore that are relevant to
The only one relevant right
now is Kayla Lehman.
And it's not for a good reason.
Right.
Everybody knows who that dude is.
And that's not because it's,
it's not because he was tearing it up.
Nobody's.
I mean, I will,
I will give them their
programming is really good.
I was probably in the best
shape of my life when I was
doing their stuff in my garage.
But other than that, I mean,
like from a competitor, you know,
I'm not competing.
I'm not like trying to win
the CrossFit games.
I was just trying to stay, stay fit.
But I don't know what else
they have to offer, really.
I mean,
are people still doing HWPO programming?
Are gyms still doing it?
Do they have affiliates?
So supposedly they dove
headfirst into affiliate programming.
Okay.
And they're not really doing
pro athletes anymore is the story.
But I think technically
Brooke is still on their roster.
And that's the only person I
know that's still there.
Vellner, right?
Is Vellner still there?
Yeah, I guess.
Is Vellner still doing CrossFit, really?
Well, I mean,
he's only there because of LaTondra.
Right.
He went there, but... David Johnson says,
O'Keefe was at WFP this past weekend.
Well, he fortunately was.
Most of his athletes were there.
I mean, to me,
I feel like O'Keefe is back
more on the agent side of
things and less on the HWPO piece.
Yeah.
Larry Young says, same for me.
And really,
when Annie pops up on IG more than once,
I've been like, why am I still following?
Tristan says,
I knew he was whack when he
put out his book and a
member of mine got it and
it had a workout of five hundred GHDs.
That workout is called Rabdo, by the way.
That's the actual name of the workout.
I mean,
I watched Annie this weekend a lot.
Annie brought nothing to the
table to me at the desk show.
Katrin, who I've never been a fan of,
Kat can attest to this,
never been a Katrin fan.
She was freaking awesome.
I would watch her every show she did.
She spoke with authority.
Like,
Kat Katrin spoke with authority.
She, she sounded intelligent.
Like she brought something to the,
to the desk where they,
every time they went to Annie,
she looked like this.
So wait, which events did they call?
Cause every time I listened, it was time.
They didn't call.
They were, they were at the.
In between the desk, the pre-show stuff.
Got it.
Cause I only watched the actual events.
That's why I never got to hear that.
I'll have to go back and can I,
can I go back and watch or no?
Had they been uploaded to YouTube yet?
They,
they do have them for rewatch on
their website with rewind
and fast forward.
I don't know if they have
the desk show still.
I watched them all live
because we had to do the
Sunday night show and I
didn't want to miss anything.
And
Yeah.
Catherine had a clip on Instagram.
I saw, I want to say this morning,
actually,
where she was talking about her
old running coach who
happens to be Henshaw.
Yeah.
Henshaw.
And like he had shared it and like,
you just see her talking about that.
And even that was good,
but her and Seth going back
and forth and they,
even when they disagreed, it was awesome.
they can both speak like
coherently and like Seth is
an insanely good coach and programmer.
So like he has a very good
understanding of what's
going on and he is very,
very good in front of the
camera and on a mic.
Kat apparently also is very
good in front of the camera and on mic.
I would never have guessed
that in a million years.
Cause even her podcast,
she's kind of awkward.
Right.
I mean,
Probably because it's stuff
that she's forced to talk
about and it's not really
like just coming from her experience.
You know how people, you know,
they obviously speak much
more effectively when you
know what you're talking about.
Oh yeah.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
There was two sides to that table,
that desk that they were at
and that this side was way
better than that side.
All the way around.
This TFX commentary looks promising.
I'll give you kind of.
I like the Chico.
I like the Chico,
and you can't beat Chase.
He's great.
Those are the two I would give you.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Lauren seems like a really nice lady.
I'm going to leave that at that.
I'm not a fan of her on
calls or any of that kind of stuff,
but she seems like she's cool.
Yeah, we'll see.
And I really pounded the
desk on this on Sunday night.
Caroline Prevost is a CrossFit nerd.
That woman watches everything.
she talks really well and
she's a three-time games
athlete why has she not
been given the opportunity
to call a crossfit event
she is someone who can
actually tell you she took
fourth in the open this
year she can actually talk
to you about strategy that
women use during events
what did what has lauren
done to be able to do that
as a color commentator
I have yet to figure that part out, Scott.
That would be like me,
who has once played backyard football,
calling a Saints game.
Right.
Like, yeah,
I caught a touchdown at my
house one day after a crawfish ball.
Okay,
you should probably be in the booth
calling the Saints game.
Like, no, I should not.
When I started this podcast five years ago,
it was five and a half years ago,
never thought we'd be
talking crawfish bowl on this channel.
But hey, we're here.
Here we are.
Here we are.
I'm just saying, dude,
I played a lot of soccer
from the time I was
thirty-two until I was forty-five or so,
something like that.
About three years ago was
the last time I played.
The Saints are one step
below backyard football, so you're good,
Corey.
Hey, bro.
Derek Carr retired,
and the entire city was like, thank God.
But it would be the same thing.
I'm not going to end up on
the MLS desk calling an MLS game.
They're not going to send me
to England to go call a
Manchester United game just
because I know a lot about
the game and I played at
about the lowest level you
can possibly imagine.
Yeah.
I can't go grab somebody out
of my affiliate and be like, Hey,
you should come call this
play by play for the games
or even for key effects or whatever.
Like, it's just not a good idea.
Yes.
They have a basic
understanding of CrossFit,
but that's about where it stops.
I mean,
when are we going to stop reaching
into the same bucket of people?
like like we accidentally
found lucy campbell and she
was awesome yeah now she's
a little busy so we need to
find another lucky find
like lucy campbell jesse
colton mertens uh beat the
time of the most dominating
performance in crossfit
history when you soon as
you brought up matt fraser
That was really my segue to this,
that Matt Frazier is no longer relevant.
And the one most dominating
performance he had in
Friendly Fran at the online
games where he beat
everybody by forty-eight
seconds in a four-minute workout.
Colton Mertens crushed it by
three seconds.
And for no good reason other
than the fact that he could.
Oh, sorry.
Spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert.
Sorry, Lito.
It's like a five minute
video or four minute video.
I'm assuming that when you
turn it on and you see it's
a four minute video and it
has an introduction,
you pretty much know.
That'll be your first clue.
Yeah.
It doesn't take high level
math to figure out that he
probably went faster.
And for no reason.
It is boring.
Matt did that.
Yeah.
Matt did that, like,
trying to make the games again.
He did that, or as a part of the games,
I guess that was that season.
Colton just did it because he could.
That's insane, dude.
Absolutely insane.
He is so fit right now.
I can't wait.
The games are going to be fun to watch.
The CrossFit Games,
they filmed it as part of
the road to the games.
And then they took that
excerpt and put out on
their YouTube channel.
It's four minutes and five seconds long.
If you are going to check it out,
it's a short, it's a break time at work.
Less than that.
Oh, here we go.
Mr. Patrick.
Larry Young, I missed that,
but that's awesome.
Colton is a beast.
Tristan must be typing fast.
Yeah,
there's something he's fixing to come
across or something.
If anybody is going to be mad at that,
it's Colton and I am zero percent.
Well,
it is really Colton's two best moves.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Stands to reason.
He is the best in the world
at thrusters and chest to bar pull-ups.
Like it's cool, but yeah, it checks out.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Makes sense.
Moving right along.
Yeah, absolutely.
Did you watch Boys Interrupted this week?
No.
Well, during The Boys Interrupted,
and spoiler alert if you have not seen it,
it is hilarious.
They actually judge each
other on the WFP performances.
They actually each go around
the table and tell them
what they need to get better at.
Ahem.
And James Sprague is on.
And the reason he's on is he
had to pay off his debt for
losing the open in the
punishment open with the three guys.
And he did the one chip
challenge in the middle of the podcast.
Oh, nice.
It is.
Is it good?
It is so good.
It takes me back to my
birthday a couple of years ago.
I remember.
He handled it way better than I did.
I will say that.
But and if you've not seen
my birthday show from a
couple of years ago,
I did the hot ones
challenge and went all ten
wing sauces with a couple
of friends and family members.
And I drank a whole half
gallon of almond milk.
And that was a fun show.
Yeah, it was.
It was a fun show.
the older I get I love spicy
stuff but the older I get
it does not love me not so
much anymore so I subscribe
to the hot ones uh sauces
of the month you get three
a month I have a stack of
them I need to I'm trying
to figure out what to do a
show around where I can
incorporate those sauces
into some kind of
interview fun thing.
And maybe we do it at the
age group CrossFit games
here in Columbus.
Yeah.
Or maybe I can do a couple
of shows from the basement
with the sauces, but we'll see.
That's fantastic.
So speaking of shows real quick, before we,
before we move on,
I'm stuck on what to do on
my show anymore because I,
And I don't know what to do now.
What do I do?
I can't, there's no,
I'm not on dating apps.
They're all shut down and
I'm having fun doing things, but like, ah,
I don't know what to do.
I'm trying to get some other people,
some other single people on to chat with.
So if you're single and you
wanna come on my show
tonight at five p.m.
Eastern.
Hey,
you know who's single and has a dating
show?
Lauren Kalil.
Lauren Kalil.
Hey,
do you want to come on my used to be
dating show?
It's just funny.
I've,
I've watched her dating show and
there's so many parallels.
It's not even funny.
Like, like I shoot,
I wanting to get into tactical.
Like I talked about that
last year and everything else.
It's just really kind of uncanny,
the similarities and yet
all the differences.
But yeah, I'm not sure what to,
what to do for tonight.
Cause I don't want to jinx myself.
So I'm not giving details.
And I do have like one,
Another little like fun,
funny little dating story
from a couple of weeks ago,
like some guy stood me up
twice and he gave like
really lame reasons for it.
But other than that,
I don't know what to talk about.
So the show is called Catching Feelings.
Yeah.
You've caught a feeling.
Yeah.
I think you have to go with that.
I know what it is.
Yeah, I guess so.
You knew that it was never
going to be a longstanding dating show,
right?
Correct.
The goal was to find somebody.
Yes.
And I think that you are
very natural in talking to
the chat and hanging out.
And it doesn't mean you
can't give dating advice on
things that you've learned
in the process.
And you could talk about
other things in your life.
Something always nutty and
crazy happens in your life.
Yeah, good point.
whether it be dating,
getting in the utility
closet at the old gym, whether it,
you know, neighbors and dogs and... Yeah,
I guess so.
I'll figure it out.
She took down the Christmas
tree in her apartment
because of the chat.
You understand?
I know.
I'm heavily influenced by my
friends in the chat.
People know.
A vacuum.
Meredith says you can just
shoot the breeze on your show.
Yeah, I think that's what I'll do.
I just,
I would eventually like to talk
about this person too,
but I just am not ready to
do that either.
I don't want to, like I said,
I don't want to jinx it.
There are not enough female
voices in this space and
you are very good at this
and you should keep the
show going in some form or
format and just talk about whatever.
Yeah.
Okay.
Just,
I'm just warning people tonight might
not be very exciting.
Or maybe I'll pull up some
pictures that we wanted to go through.
Everyone's very intrigued by
my short hair and my fat pictures.
The short hair,
the pregnant picture is not fat picture.
It's different.
And I'm going to tell you right now,
I've never laughed.
I say I've never laughed.
It's rare that I've laughed
as far as I did as when we
were going through
the, the, when you, when we were swiping.
The live swiping.
Yeah.
I mean, I can, I, I mean,
I still have an account on Bumble.
I'm just not actively on it, but yeah,
we could do a little bit of that.
I mean, there's still many guys.
Jesus Christ.
That was hilarious.
Yeah.
Interesting.
People are insane.
Like, I can't tell you,
me and Jennifer sitting
there watching you and like
going through and like reading the, like,
are these real?
I should,
maybe I should go through my
TikTok DMs because I've got,
I had like one TikTok video
that talked about why guys
don't approach me in public
and it got forty seven
thousand views and it has
like two thousand comments.
And because of it,
I've gotten all these
random DMs from guys and
they're like selling themselves.
You know, they're like, hi, I'm fifty six.
I live in Cleveland and, you know,
I have a car and I own my
own home and I like to
vacation here and I really
like to take you out.
It's really funny.
So maybe we'll dive into that tonight.
It's kind of funny.
All right.
The tale comes out from right here.
And you still got the band
life that's kicking up.
Yes, I know.
The thing is,
I have band practice tonight
after the podcast.
And we didn't have it last week,
so no real updates there.
But I did sing karaoke like
a champ two Friday nights ago.
So, Ken,
the utility closet story was on an
old roundtable.
And if you're new to the show,
Kat will tell the utility
closet story tonight on
Catching Feelings.
It's well worth the time and effort.
Little teaser.
I'll have to remember all the details,
but yeah.
What a time in my life then that was.
I was dating then too, if you remember.
That was like a real struggle.
We will set this up as Kat
is not a tall person and
she had to reach items on a tall shelf.
And then it gets so much
better from there.
Yeah.
And I may have had a related
medical issue around the same time,
which just makes it all the more funnier.
So, yeah.
So with that five,
five PM Eastern time this evening,
we'll do a five tonight.
I got to put up a thumbnail.
I'll get,
I'll get moving on that this afternoon.
So yeah.
Catching feelings.
Yeah.
So check that out and you'll
get the utility story.
You'll get some TikTok DM stuff.
And it's up in the chat.
The chat is gold.
Like these guys that hang out now,
like they there's lunches.
I don't have anything.
And I come in here and they
start spitting out stuff.
And I'm like, well, here we go.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
so um and these guys are
gold these I love like
larry and ken and kenneth
and jody they're always
here meredith alito's like
one of my new new favorites
coming in from europe every
day yeah I love that so um
but everybody here andrew
stenn is a huge contributor
to this show um and with
that guys whoa what
Andrew, Andrew should be on the show.
He's single too.
That's,
that's what we'll plan on doing
maybe in another week or two.
Hit me up, Andrew.
Come on the show.
We'll do it.
Okay.
Sorry.
There you go.
See lots of people in the
chat you have on the show.
Lots of ideas.
Look what happened.
Like Corey became an every
Wednesday guest now.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Thanks for what I know about
Corey is if I have nothing to say,
I just pull the string.
Yeah.
I just pull the string and let him go.
I like talking.
Five o'clock, Ken.
Five p.m.
Eastern.
We'll be there.
Until about six.
All right.
With that, guys, tune in to Cat Tonight.
And the rest of you, get back to work,
you knuckleheads.
We are out of here.
See you all next time on
Lunch with the Clydesdale.
Bye, guys.