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Hot off their wildly successful debut, the boys look to save the world with the top five super powers of all time. Body parts will be separated and anus’s will be un-prolapsed as they turn up the heat.
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Stien Huizenga
Stien, not known for his luscious locks, is the brains behind the operation. What is the operation? We don't know but he's good at looking busy.
What is Mates and Takes?
Three mates Liam, Oliver and occasionally Cam fight passionately across a variety of categories spanning human history, pop culture and the natural world.
Oh, Kia Ora and welcome back to our podcast. There was some housekeeping that we have to do before we jump in. Um, but as always, I'm all over, and this is cam. Yeah. I'm Cam and I, before we do our housekeeping, I wanted to start it off really positive. What's your, um, biggest or best trait, um, in trowing stuff.
Yeah. You aren't good at that. What, what about you? My deep capacity for love or my sense of smell either of those either. Those are really good. Yeah. Sorry. I forgot. My other best trait is soundboard. Which I've just recently added to my portfolio. Right. Anyway, please continue. Housekeeping. Yeah. So there was talks of this podcast being called the top five podcast.
We would like to officially redact that and we will now be known as two mates, five takes. That sounded good to me. It's the first time I've heard of it, but that sounds good to me. If you're new to the show, uh, the premise is each week we bring our own personal top five to any given category. Uh, last week we looked at haircuts and I'm really excited about this week.
Yeah. And, uh, the thing, I guess, that is a little bit different as I'm not hugely invested in haircuts because I can pretty much never changed mine for the rest of my. Um, and even though this is never going to happen, I'm still more excited about a theoretical hypothetical ridiculous one than I am about, um, if we're thinking about getting a ponytail.
Yeah. I mean, I think sometimes, uh, the fictional fantasy, one's way more fun, even though they'll never happen. Why live in reality? Hmm Hmm. Anyway, so what does it this week is superpowers top five superpowers. What do you mean by that? What's a superpower. I'll give you, uh, a definition which I've pulled up from the internet, a very powerful and influential nation.
Um, so to use it in a sentence, the threat to oil supplies, well, the two super powers, I was closer together, right? So like Superman and Pakistan, Pakistan, Pakistan, Pakistan, and Superman. Is that what you mean? Okay. I just realized I had the wrong definition. Yeah. You fucked that one up completely. Okay. I'd like to once again, redact something from this podcast, uh, okay.
I've actually got it here. Um, infection and exceptional or extraordinary power or ability. Right. That makes more sense to me than the first one was oil treaties. Um, so I've got a little bit of criteria around that and that is as follows. So I've set mine in a world when nobody else has powers. I didn't really want this to be a world where every it's the average thing, you know, where it's every Joe blogs has got a power.
Otherwise then I guess the number one would be indestructibility because collateral damage of just buildings falling on you all the time would be very frustrating. Yeah, this isn't my hero academia. Uh, this isn't the DC universe. Right here right now, right here, right now. What I would like, if everything else stayed the same, if we could snap our fingers and we then manifested the soup pal, can you snap your fingers?
Not very well, very well. Okay. But you can't do the second half of that. Here's the thing with snapping my fingers. I always need a run up and the run-up is real bad. It seems like. And then the followup is like exceptional. I'm sure the Mike's caught that one, right? Yeah. Let's hope so. Um, and then my other, uh, criteria was that it can't be an umbrella palace, so you could have flying or laser eyes, but you can't have both onto the Superman umbrella.
Do you get what I mean? Totally. And I think that's perfect. I think that's perfect. Yeah. Um, I think the only other thing I care about is there has to be some precedence for it. There has to be an example from some kind of pop culture, fictional reference. So that we can't just make up our own superpower and give our own kind of rules.
You know what also I was thinking about it before, starting with it was like having, having this slight side as this person, and then also having this idea that this is going to be a superpower. That automatically means that I'm going to start changing the world for good. Because like, if you think a Superman started and I think 1930 ish, and if Lex Luther was his bad guy at the time, and let's say he had like all of the knowledge and the Palm of his hand, um, that would be a pretty like massive superpower, right?
Like he's got instantaneous ability to just know anything, do anything, apply himself to any form of knowledge? Um, so we have that now on an iPhone and we use it to share photos of our food. So I don't really think that any of these superpowers is going to change my life to all of a sudden. A super hero, which I thought it was also kind of important because a lot of mine is going to be around mischief and pranks and being a general nuisance, rather than saving an old lady from a train.
There is no need for a superior in the world we live in, you know, uh, I don't really can't see the application of it in any situation. Uh, I don't like the idea of putting on a costume and just waiting for something to happen because that's what it would be. Um, and I mean, if you wanted to go, uh, get involved in Warren politics and choose a side, um okay.
But also Jaak. Yeah. And also like once you start, you kind of can knit. It's almost like on the one hand you can choose to Neveah litter and your life, but you can't go, I'm going to clean up all the rubbish in my life. Like you can choose to never commit a crime in your life, but you can't go, I'm going to stop all crime in my life.
I would never end, like, you know what I mean? You come into places at more than one or more than one place. Well, then one time, you know what I mean? And, uh, like it would just never if it work. So it would be like, if you're a nurse or a doctor or a fire man, or a police officer that you have shifts, but if you were the only superhero, you would just be 24 7 and you'd dive exhaustion within like two days.
I also think, depending on your superpower, the government would just abduct you immediate unexperienced experiments. Like I truly think that would happen immediately. So, um, do you mean the New Zealand? Yeah. Yeah, pretty funny.
It's just, what's his name? The ax guy, like just talking to you. Winston Peters has got like cob battery wrongs and he's attached them to your nipples and he's torturing you for life. Yeah. Yeah. I think talking to him as torture as it is, he doesn't need any car battery to pose, but anyway, so, uh, should we crack into it then once you a number five, I'll jump in here.
And, um, I just want to see if this works
introducing, shopping, my number five, I'm going to try to stay away from that soundboard. Not going to be straight at all. The first one was and chose, but that is definitely not a Fitbit. There wasn't even any like a fight to it or anything. Okay. Um, my number five is anatomical liberation. What a fuck.
Does that even mean? I'm glad you ask. Um, it is the power to split one's body apart and control the pieces.
So what Y w tell me, I don't like this one right off the rip. Um, well, it's kind of like, okay, so obviously it's speaks for itself, right? I can split my hands and fade off however I want. So this is why I would want that, remember that this is in a world where soup pals don't exist. There is no precedent for it at all.
So nobody is thinking you can actually do this thing. Right. So I would mock it myself as a magician. Okay. And, uh, I would become the greatest magician of all time. I would get, um, just like completely blow people's minds. Like it would just be out the gate. Like my show would be. Constantly, I would be the biggest thing in the world because I would be doing things and people would be like, yeah, but he can't.
So how is he doing this? He is the ultimate illusionist. Like we just can't figure it out. Like I would, I would win that pin and telephone, less show. I would go on every season and just do some more stuff with my fate and hands. Right. And my last point, um, so you've got two points it's still to do with the magician illusionist thing, but yeah, it seems like it, everyone wanted to be Chris angel.
Mindfreak growing up. So that's a projection. Yeah. Want it to be Chris? I can confirm, I never want it to be Chris angel Mindfreak if, uh, and I think if we, uh, did a poll for our nine listeners, um, more than half would agree, then the half of that is just people that didn't have a sky subscription growing up.
No, you're your freak. Not for. If you think that that's true. So sorry. So let me just clarify here. I love this because last week we were pretty on page with all of our shouts, but right off the rope, you're saying you would like any part of your body to detach and then have a mind of its own? Uh, no, like I'd be out of control at once.
It's away from my buddy. Right. You continue to have the same exterior. Okay. So your argument for that is that you would become the greatest magician of all time as if being able to live a tight, for example, when an immediately make you the greatest magician of all time, or being able to change the color of things or being able to move material around without anything else like telekinesis.
So your argument is that your hands could come off and walk around like thing from the Adams family, uh, or is it hand whatever. And that would make you the best position of all time. And you have never once said that you want to be the best magician of all time. This is a new, do you want to grow a goatee?
I mean, the thing is. Given the opportunity to have any superpower ever, you then realize what's really important in life. And, and I, it dawned on me that I wanted to become a magician. Right. I could, I could detach my head man. Beginning about the hid. Yeah. That would be okay. Here's the thing. Right? So like, okay, this is a weird example, but you know, an avatar is a blue people, not the Ang one.
So like James Cameron was obsessed with making sure that they didn't look too much like humans or too much like aliens. Cause otherwise it crosses into the uncanny valley. Right. Where it's uncomfortable to actually look at similarly, if your head detached, I don't think that's, anyone's going to be like, wow, how did he do that?
They can be like, his fucking head is off. That's terrifying. How are you detaching it? Is it going to be like sealed over? Are we gonna be able to see. We're gonna be able to see your arteries, all your blood, your guts, all of that sort of stuff. Is that going to come out? Nah, none of that comes out are really okay.
Cool. I'd like to point to my example, huh? Um, falloff boy from DC comics. Yeah. And I don't think his blood will got spills out when he detaches too. You know, it's really funny in the, in the photo I found of him he's detached his arm so he can reach higher on a shelf.
So everyone who wants this power wants it for ridiculous reasons. Cause I thought that was what you were going to say. It was something about laziness, like the remote's over there and you could just, and go get your hand to just took it and go get it. Or you want to get your groceries up or something, but you want to be an illusionist.
Look, I think for my first two superpowers more than anything, I want something that I can have fun with that will like pretty much not change my life too dramatically in terms of. There's no real risk of people finding out I have a superpower and I just get to have a lot of fun. And, um, I think, you know, I was going for shock value, uh, with number five.
Okay. And I think it's a fantastic pig. Yeah. Less shock. More crock, I think. Absolutely terrible, but I'm going to go. So should I go for my five now? Cause I've got like a, a normal person on for number five, I got like a normal functioning, you know, a normal, a normal fictional and normal fixtures. It's called super speed.
You might've heard of it. It's going super quick. Fast, speedy. It's not on my top five. Interesting. Cause I actually thought that having a five was low. So I was not going to be surprised if you had that in your top three. And I think a lot of people do have it high up, but I think, and it is a cool power I suppose.
But, um, I do have a couple of counterpoints where I feel like people have failed. To consider the ramifications for being really speedy. So first of all, you're like, how many calories are you burning with? I guess I'm already starting with the limitations, which is not good. I'm going to start with the benefits.
I mean, it's fine to start with limitations because I suppose you're arguing why it's not higher up. Yeah. And I suppose that kind of speak for itself. Cause I don't need to, um, what have you, coil is liberation, anatomical liberation, which needed a definition, but super spade, like, you know what speed is and you know, it's super as, so I don't really need to talk about why that's cool.
Right? It'd be fast. You probably need to, you definitely got to give me an example of who's SuperSpeed you're using. Okay. Because there's some big problems around just like ripping time and space apart. Exactly right. These are my limitations. So I, this is why I don't have it high. And I've got it at five because it's like, yeah, seems good on the surface, but the more you dig, um, I certainly would have it higher than, um, artificial library, library realism or something, whatever that was, if we should make a point now, I think it's worth making this point that whatever superpower we manifest instantly, I think we probably have good control over it.
Like I don't, I don't think we'll pick things that we need to work on and get better at, because to start off with, if you got super speed and you needed to work on a, you could maybe just like blow. Yeah. That was exactly what I was going to say is like a torn, Achilles or hamstring at the highest speeds.
You're going the higher, the impact, the high, the fullest, the high, the magnitude of the injury. And so I didn't really like that idea. And even if you are skilled or proficient at it, You could still have one of those things happen cause it's still anatomically possible. And then the other thing, which is why it's great, if you can liberate that.
Yeah, sure. Man. Sure. Why not? I'll give you that one. It's a freebie. You can have it. It really seems like you need that to be fifth. Um, I'm also going to try and keep a stock of what yours are and then ask you a few, like, why do you think that is better than, you know, insert other power here that you may not mention?
Um, so just fair warning, but I suppose like one of the things I would do with that is I would probably only be the fastest person in the world, probably in the hundred and the 200, maybe the 400 meter sprint. Um, and I would only do it by a 10th of a second, which shouldn't be too difficult for me, but it would still be, or at least I would do it where I kind of go, this is the absolute apex of what people would consider a human to be able to do.
Um, cause I certainly wouldn't want an asterisk next to my name that says this guy was a superhero or was, um, you know, genetically enhanced in some way beyond just he's faster than Usain bolt. You know what I mean? I want to be considered in those books, even though I might, some might argue if ethically gaming the system.
Um, I want to have it so that it's not, I'm not running a hundred meters and a 10th of a second, even though I can, I want to do it in 9.4, three or something. Yeah. That to me is what puts me off super speed because I can't use the full extent of flashes pals really, because there's probably some kind of technology where they can pick it up.
Like it's going to be something where they'll be able to take me, you know, there's some kind of activity on earth, right with us, you know, unless it's super obvious and I just run and save someone. Right. So in that respect, I'm now dialing my power down way, way, way down. Yeah. It's probably. It's probably like not being able to do your full speed is probably like the little tickle of a sneeze coming and you can never actually fucking snakes.
Yeah. Or it be like, if you're a teacher for eight year olds and they're just being a little shit and it's like, you know, you could let loose, but you have to hold it and you have to be like, I can't, I can't just rip these kids to shit mentally. Not emotionally Scott. I'm not saying I beat the shit out of them just verbally abused.
You can't do that. But you're obviously smarter. Yeah. I'm really glad you're not a teacher. Yeah. And shout outs to teachers, man, future of the raise in the future. But like, if you, yeah, no, I get what you mean. It would be kind of dialing it back. And I suppose that's the other thing, as well, as you could only really Mazda.
If I was going to use it for athletics. I certainly wouldn't be able to master all of the running events. Right. So once you get to 400, anything beyond that, people are going be like, there's no way this guy has the world record for the marathon and the a hundred meters, it's physiologically impossible to have that sort of combination of muscle fibers.
So they'd immediately be like, there's some sort of hi-jinks or something or other going on here. Yeah, I guess that, yeah. Yeah. Again, another limitation you have to go to bed each night after every golden medal, after you put it up on your mantle and be like, of course I won. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess. And meanwhile, there's just this guy at home.
Who's come second and Penn and teller's fool us and he's like, yeah, Okay guy, take off all of his hands and his fingers and his not to mention the thousands at home that like literally faint when they see me pull my head off of my body. Amazing. I think it is. I just don't think people would care. And that's the beauty of the show, man.
Yeah. Yeah. Fair enough. Uh, it's just two guys' opinions. It would be boring if we had the same takes. Here's my final, um, withdrawal for SuperSpeed and this might be enough to kick it off every single person's top three mentor. If you experienced service spade, you experience, you perceive time differently.
And so if you're, you know, how, like if you're five years old, one year is 20% of your life. And if you're a hundred years old, one years, 1% of your life. So the older you get a year feels progressively shorter and shorter. If you experienced time at such a slow rate, like imagine how painful this conversation would be for someone.
Who can move at the speed of sound or light or whatever, sort of speed we're talking here, everything around them, the speed would just be so slow and painful. It doesn't ever seem to bother flash and all the comics that I've read, he never seems to have that issue, but I have seen examples of that, like an invincible, the, the SuperSpeed character is like pretty, you know, screwed up because of a true, yeah.
Um, I kind of see it more as a, like a, a muscle reflex being able to, um, you know, speed things down. Yeah. Yeah. But you're right. If you couldn't turn it off, it would suck. So would you choose to turn it off? You know, you can experience spade at like you can experience the world and like crazy amount of speed.
And then you're just sat on a train. You know, I can go fast on this train. I can go fast on this car. I can talk faster than this woman I can. Like, how would you have any conversation? How would you have, how would you be able to ground yourself and Rio? Because time is such a vital component of our life.
It's 24 hours in a day. You separate it by three, you got eight hours for work, eight hours for rest, eight hours for leisure immediately. I feel the fastest man in the world, eight hours feels like eight centuries. Yeah, I think fosters the more that you've, um, talked about it, the more I realized that being just a pretty chill magician would be so much better than what you do just described.
Yeah, I suppose. So I still don't like that. You have to describe what it is and it's so weird and creepy. Sorry that mine that's great. Sorry. Okay. I don't want to beat a dead horse that can detach all of its limbs. What's your number four. Um, my number four is supernatural taste.
You don't have to describe that one, but I think you should describe that one to have a drastically bitter sense of taste than what is naturally possible. Right? Okay. You know, that's an actual thing. There's a, there's a disease where like you, if you knock your brain or some shit you experience like specific senses that are heightened.
Right. And, uh, yeah. And there is an actress which had it, cause she had a car crash and now, like she said that she can't eat some foods. Oh, I'm blanking on what her name is, but yeah. Uh, it's an actual thing where yeah. So no you're describing enhanced taste. Yes. Sorry, not supernatural. Natural tastes. Um, well she said it was hell so and hers.
Wasn't supernatural. So that's my point then. Anyway, continue. Yeah. Yeah. No. So for this superpower, I like to think that you can kind of turn it off and on a little bit, you like that. I do like that ability now that's my one pushback. If you couldn't, it would suck. It would be like really overpowering. Um, you'd either.
Have an orgasm while eating chicken fried chicken, or like again, want to, or like, you know, want to die if you ate a chocolate covered cricket or something, right? Yeah. Um, or like a freeze dried muesli. Yeah. A brand. Any, any kind, can you imagine how disgusting and that would be for, so wait, I think your super powers, I think neither of them are what you've said.
I think your superpower is the ability to turn superpowers on and off. I think that's what you want. You want, that you want, um, just an on and off switch. You don't really know the nuances of what I'm describing though, because what if there's like a certain part of my tongue that I could touch to things and like understand down to a molecular level about that.
Um, item, as I say it out loud, I don't really know what I would use that. Yeah. I was just about to ask. So let's say let's, can I create like a little scenario where you've discovered you've got this power and you discover it, not through tasting something, you discover it through. Someone has told you, you, you know, some Frankenstein guy, um, he goes, Hey, yo, like, um, I've injected you with this enhance supernatural, whatever tastes or whatever.
Um, what is the first food you're going to go and try it. Probably duck island ice cream. That would be weird. Yeah. Uh, one of the like, but a bottom like the butter nut butter butterscotch, scotch not butternut pumpkin.
The thing about duck island is I wouldn't even be surprised if they brought out a pumpkin flavored money. Anyway. Um, my big points for this one lifestyle. My life is chill, man. I got like, you know, I've become probably the world's greatest critic, food critic. Um, you, you could like, I could just diagnose foods so accurately or you'd be like, yeah, that's a burrito.
We know that you're like, yeah, but I can taste it's Curry. Yeah. But I'll be like, that's from like this cow from this farm and it's this old and that lettuce you, you did is like this strain of lettuce. Right. Um, so you'd also have to know all of that. So you'd commit your life to the history of food origins.
Uh, I think you would like your tasted and it would just how like Jimmy neutron. Oh, your brain blast it. Yeah.
You know what I was thinking when you first said it, I thought you meant taste as an aesthetic taste. Like you're like, this is a good song. And everyone's like, holy shit, he's right. Like that, which would be pretty cool where you just had, you knew exactly your fingers on the pulse of the cultural zeitgeists of like, whatever's gonna be cold for the next six months.
You're just like on that train immediately. I think that would be way better than being able to tell what goji berries are. Yeah. I obviously don't want to swap it out now because that shows a weakness, but I really like
this, this kind of comes to the end of my argument for it. It was a smaller one, but it was certainly the strength behind it is I just, you know, nothing really changes for me. Yeah. It's for the it's for the guy that like. Is Tony has to pick a superpower, but he doesn't really want too much to change. He's enjoying John.
Just about to say that I was going to say, why did we pick this when you're going to go, I'm going to pick everything when my life changes minimally. And also by the way, I can take my nose off and put it back on. And little kids would be like, well, I guess that would be cool. You've got your nose, got your nose.
And then you actually do take it. Yeah. We'll just remember this is only number five and four. Yeah. So, so good. First impressions mean, so let me tell you what my number four is, which, I mean, I'm sitting on a high horse right now and I'm about to get knocked straight off it. My number four is self-discipline.
I think that's a superpower because I know a few people who have self-discipline well, then it's not a super bell. Sorry. Who is a supernatural tastes person. I forgot to ask that. You said it has to be predicated on a person. Oh yeah. His name. I don't know if I can pronounce this quite right. Manitoba Smith from total drama island or what it all.
Good, good research. Wow. You went deep. Yeah. So no self-discipline is a superpower and here's why would you say that? Who have self-discipline as it stands? Yeah. And you think it's a superpower? Yeah. Yeah. And here's why I have been with someone and, uh, multiple people actually, not, not too many, but enough to be noteworthy.
And, uh, I will say, um, I feel like an ice cream and then they won't buy one and I'm, I'm sat there, like, okay. How did you do that? You feel like something, and then you didn't do anything about it because you knew that down the line, you would rather those consequences. If I felt like an ice cream, I buy four.
If I feel like clothes, I spend all of them. And I have no self control. I have no self discipline at all. And so I'm walking amongst all of these other people, and I have no idea who they are. They can just present. It's like, um, you know, like back in the day when people were worried, who's a communist.
You're like who the fuck around us has self-discipline because you don't know until they open their mouth and they're like, I'm going to do that. I feel like doing that. And they just don't and they don't because they know that actually like the consequences bigger than the reward. So it's not a superpower, but it is a superpower to you.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. 'cause I, and to me, like a superpower is something that is unattainable to the person writing about it. So I will, I don't think I'll ever have that. Just like I'll never have SuperSpeed, you know, that's, that's my argument for self-discipline. It's not, it's not a big. Um, but I think it's a strong one and it is better than SuperSpeed and what's crazy is I was just reading hate to pushback from us.
But thank God that your wife was that you could tell what flavor soup was. Thank God for that. You made me feel a lot better because I think it was probably a fairly weak round of number fours from both of us. Yeah. Imagine if you said that and then I was like, ah, super string. Yeah. You can't really scoff at supernatural tastes when you're just talking about self-discipline, at least I've created and manifested and new ability within the human race with my wife.
Yeah. But I've created a manifested in an ability that more people should have. Yeah. But you're being selfish because I'm opiates, it's new to you and you want it. Whereas I'm introducing something for everyone to kind of watch, watch, watch, watch me slurp. Yeah. I think everyone will figure out like what their bosses.
Yeah. Okay. So your superpower is, um,
which is probably like absolutely shit, maybe ridiculous. That's what you're I assume our ability is, should we move on, go to whatever your number three is? I'm expecting, like you can PSE your ears and then nobody can doubt this will be the one super power. I think we will both have. Okay. Absolute and vulnerability.
Nope. You don't have in vulnerability in yours at all? Nope. Okay. So absolute vulnerability is the power to be immune to absolutely any and all damage. So it's not just physical, it's psychological it's vacuum durability. So not even a Dyson. had one bad experience with over shout out dogs, man. Um, So here's what you could do.
You could go for a swim in a volcano, terrible idea. It would be exactly. No, it wouldn't. It would be the exact same as swimming anywhere else, because you can feel nothing. Not in say you're in vulnerable, so you're not, you just can't feel anything. Well, isn't that what you just said, you can't feel any psychological, you can't take damage.
That doesn't mean you don't feel so. How do you know what good feels like? You don't know what bad is. You've got a reference point. I do, because I'm just about to get this power and I it's called memory. I can remember. So, um, I would do things like get shut out of a cannon. I would jump out of a plane without a parachute.
I would become like the ultimate adrenaline junkie, like adrenaline would just be my drug of choice and I would just go crazy and yeah, but there's no risk. So there is no adrenaline, you know, the outcome, but falling out of a plane is the exact same as crossing the road for you at two in the morning with no cars, velocity, the, the, the feel of it all on your body.
Hmm. That would be something. Hmm. Because, okay. If you go into one of those simulated free foals, it's still exciting. You know, you're not going to fucking fall or anything, but you're in this free fall and it's like the se is it, have you done it? Yeah, I've done it heavy. Yeah. Where, uh, I think it was in, was making it up Rotorua, not a real place.
It's making all of this. I did it with my auntie. He's also swam and lava any burnt himself and he's got it and he wants to go back and he wants to not burn himself. The only downside was, um, when I looked up, if you want absolute and vulnerability, then you have, uh, contaminant immunity, which includes alcohol.
So kids could buy the beers with the boys. Yeah. It wouldn't work out for you. No, it wouldn't. And I feel like you would never be able to die. You would watch all of your loved ones die in front of no, it's not, it's not, uh, what's the word called invincibility and mortality and mortality. It's not immortality.
Like I think eventually are you still age and how aging is the death of cells? I'm pretty sure you wouldn't age. Okay. So my mans is resorting to, these are the rows I set up for myself. It's annoying because the person that I have as a, as an example is office, which is like a anime character. She's an infinite dragon.
God. So they probably age, slightly different, right? Her name is infinite. Time does not exist. But I suppose if you pick, if you pick a character and you base the pals off, you base your powers off of him, then you probably age at the same rate, they were going to ascend within that law. And if she's dragging God, maybe she, um, but her name is infinite.
Dragon Lord. She therefore does not age because infinity is exists outside of time. Age is the definition of time. We don't know that because it was infinite animators with just like Chuck on infinite. Like she probably isn't even a dragon bro. Like she probably can't transform, like I'm saying all this and I have zero idea.
Yeah. Um, so what about Wolverine? He's in vulnerable. Uh, no, he has like an accelerated healing ability. So that was a trap door because he has lived a years and a whole bunch of people have died in front of him and he's depressed and he's like the only X-Men character, who's an antihero. So that was a good little good, good Dodge of that trap.
I've been playing a lot of X-Men on PlayStation two. So you knew that was going on. Yeah, I don't think that is a bad Palla, considering four and five was a worst thing I've ever lived in my life. Um, it's kind of, yeah, I guess you're like, okay. So my number five was a song by Rebecca Black. My number four was a song by Carly Rae Jepsen.
And my number three is Katy Perry. I'm like, why me fuck compared to the other two? Katy Perry is amazing. So it has great power, but I just feel like the ramifications, all that, and the consequences of it. Pretty depressing. If you can feel no psychological pain, like how would you ever adapt when you just be the biggest prick in the world?
Like, you know, there's people who have an ego where they don't think they've done anything wrong ever if you had no consequences for anything, you would never think you've done anything wrong. And eventually your ego would just consume you. I kind of saw that more as just like any kind of, uh, I suppose when looking up the immunity factors, it's usually against attacks from other superhero characters and things like that.
Right. So psychological is more like our telepathic, I think , but you could even expand it to, like, you probably wouldn't suffer from any kind of mental health, mental illness, those kinds of things. Like he would be immune to it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so I see that more as that rather than becoming like a sociopath.
Um, I suppose I don't have it now. That's cool. I said to you before. I don't think we were going to have a single, single same top five. Yeah. And to reiterate, we do not know and intend to never find out prior to what each other's are, um, for that exact reason. Yeah. Because otherwise it's a circle jerk. So number three for me is shape-shifting.
Ooh. Yeah. Did you do this into your thoughts at all? Did you kind of consider this one? Um, my, my next to a better than shape-shifting, so it's fine. So did you consider it though? No. Wow. Okay. So I guess immediately I'd become a bit of wizard than you. If I had that or magician or illusionist, whatever you want to call it.
So immediately Penn and teller would be like, okay, that guy took his hand off, but this guy turned into a car in front of us, so straight off the road. But how about, hang on. How about you compare your number three to my number three, rather than your number three to my number five. Okay. Shape shift into someone younger.
So I could immediately be. Like I could never age if that was a goal for me, surely shape-shifting is just cosmetic. No. Cause how can it be? It has to be the breakdown and reshaping of molecule. So you've you guarantee you can, I can shift into anything. I could go bigger, a small who's your beast boy, this boy from teen Titans, can he transform into so he can only transforming to animals, but I don't feel like that's a very wise and well thought out superpower on the rider's behalf because no animals, like the only trait that they share across the board is molecules is like the composition of the ingredients.
It is not like the different colors. They're different shapes, different sizes, different textures, the different energy systems. They got different organs, they got different anatomy. So really they're limiting themselves there. Did you consider a mistake? I forgot about her. That's the Jennifer Lauren say the real mistake or whatever it is with the Raven.
Isn't it Raven? No, that's from 10 times as though anyway. Um, and so I have here, what are the, what are a couple of things I would like to do? So obviously, um, I would shape shift to a different paper, which will be a really fun potty trick. And I am well, you couldn't with baseball show. Okay. Mistake, whatever.
Um, and I lived, the Recode showed cam is flip-flopping as super power person, super person, super power, super power. So isn't super about peasant. Peter Piper picked a pick super power. So I, which would be a fun potty trick, especially because I love the idea of being really good at celebrity impressions, but I can't really do any of them.
Um, and so I would love to just be like Robert de Niro for a night and just get like the eyebrows down, pat Cox off. That's my impression of Roberta Dara and, uh, then pretty good. I don't think you need this type of ballot. Thanks. Ma'am it's really good. Thank you. Wow. Maybe my best trait is receiving compliments.
Um, and then, uh, a couple of other things that I would do, um, I could shape shift into animals, which yeah, so like Canus lupus because you're mystique or beast, boy. Okay. So hold up. Does arm fall off? Boy, 'cause his name? His arm fall off. Blake can only his arm falls. I didn't research far enough, but, um, from what I can choose.
His name's not feet, fall off boy. Um, from what I can tell, he can kind of like discombobulate his entire book. You can confuse us all, buddy. What I, I think the comic book creators were like, let's, let's come up with a really creative name for him. And that's what they, that's what they kind of intern's name.
Like they gave, they were like intern, you've got one job. It has come up with a name for this character and it'll live in 58 on the last night. And he was like, fuck it. I'm going on full off boy. And I don't give a shit I'm out tomorrow and I don't need to give you any more coffee. So I would be mystique and bass boy.
And I don't really care because I think we all know what shape-shifting is. I could turn into animals. So like Canus lupus, Volpe is volt us, which is a Wolf and a Fox to the layman, to the layman. Um, and I knew you would, but just to again, the layman, um, I also, like I could maybe be a super villain with this one.
I could become Jeff Bezos. Who is a super villain. Um, I could use it to like my own manipulative gain, but I still don't think I would. I still think I would be more likely to shape, shift into your car and wait until you're just about to hop in and drive forward five feet. I think I'd be more likely to do that than to be like some evil megalomaniac.
So that's why I've got shape-shifting. Yeah. Okay. I like that. Um, probably should have given it more consideration. Cause you can have a lot of fun with it. I give you this would probably push into top five for you. I could be Michael Jordan at 30 years old for a day now. I don't think you, I don't think you then adopt like all the attributes.
How can I, not just maybe not a skill attributes, but I could adopt his athleticism. Yeah, man, like pick someone who's just like it's pure power and less technique because you can't show it. Fine. Fine. Drake, Griffin. I don't know who that is. Yeah. The guy for the knits, right. Griffin, the dunk guy anyway, be any super athlete for as long as you wanted.
And you could experience that athleticism for as long as you want it. Okay. Well, sorry. I presume as well, like depending on how deep we want to go into this, you could redo your morphology of your brain. So that should correct your central nervous system to be able to do all of those skills as well. I think if that was the case, mistaken baseball would be way more powerful.
You're basing this off of their own ability, underrated. So obviously it's not possible anyway. Um, let's just, let's just segue really quickly. You went for the wrong one. I went for the wrong one. He did throw a button. Do you lose your keys often? Yes. Oh, sorry. Cam. This is an ad. I don't want you in trouble.
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That doesn't surprise me at all. Also I am legally obligated to let you know that giant key chains is being served by way currently they're illegal. Oh wow. This could go bad, but we don't really like subway anyway, do we? No, we don't have to support them. No. Yeah, for sure. So I think I'm up with number two.
I know. Yeah. Let me know how this sounds to you. Knowledge replication, knowledge replication. How does that sound? How does that hit the, yeah, I mean, just want it to reset. I want it to replicate what you said. Uh, what does it mean? It, the user can gain and replicate any kind of knowledge, be it knowledge of a subject, a foreign language, a mastery of a fighting style.
It tricks at tra basically absorb anything you see a want to learn about and master it have full mastery. Yeah. I wish I knew this existed. Um, so my guy for this, uh, his name is prodigy and he's an X-Men. I think he's like a newer generation explain like maybe early two thousands. And that's his ability.
Um, is he annoying? I've only seen the example of them. I haven't read any comics with them in it, but you haven't imagined he'd be annoying. It'd be a bit of a novel. I know how to do that. And then it said in French, it would be like, if you started getting into Cisse and he found out that you started playing cheers and he would just get bitter at you better at it than you, and then just kick your butt.
Yeah. Imagine that, that would be annoying. That would be annoying. That'd be really annoying. Anything you'd like to tell the nine folks that are, so my points for this one, I beat him and shit. You'd get good at karate karate. Yeah. Why would you, you get rid of karate. Karate has been described as the Dane cook of martial law.
Bye ho uh, Arcia season one, episode, two training. Ah, I see. You've got knowledge replication on standby. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. You all can look that one up. They close it. Dan cook of martial arts. Karate is hands down the worst martial art, unless you wanted to fight someone with karate. Like if they also were like, let's do karate because if I was going to go, if I squid up on you and I was like, all right, and then I get into my karate stance and then you immediately just started throwing haymakers at me.
I'd be like, that's an illegal move. No, it's not you yet. Do you know anyone that knows karate? This feels like maybe a, like a, an attack on the character banned from the dojo. Did you really? Yeah. When I was 16 because, um, I pretended to be blind and sweeped there, um, dojo with a berm, holding it upside down whilst the class was going on.
I was 16. I thought it was real funny. And so the, uh, sensei came up to me at the end of the class. And he like you Yukon. I wasn't, I didn't, I've never done karate in my life. I was just there because I had to go to his house off to school and he was like, you can't come to our dojo anymore. That was a while ago.
Okay. He, like, he had some kind of, he had some beef with me. He didn't like beef against blind people. People pertaining to be blind, I think. Which is you didn't sell it well enough. Well, no. Uh, in hindsight it was pretty ill-conceived on my behalf. So here is my biggest argument for this being so high up.
Yeah. You could just change proficients, Willy nilly, however you want. Um, so if I decided I wanted to become a pilot and do that for a year, a couple years, become a doctor, a surgeon, um, try my luck with being a lawyer. I think how I would do it is I would look to be regarded as the most talented human being in history.
So I would look to, um, create art. So, um, you know, from anything from painting and sculptures and installations, uh, to music, um, going to movies acting, uh, right, right. Sorry. Did you say going to movies as a skill, like going to the cinemas and watching a movie is your knowledge because in 2021, No one does it.
Yeah. And they'd be like, wow, this guy's a trendsetter. Um, then I would go into sport. Yeah. I would like, yeah. And I would just, I would basically become the perfect all rounder and people would look back and be like that. All of the guy, um, just was the base of everything. What happened there? Well, it's kind of like Ozymandias, right.
And Watchman. He's kind of like that. The world's smartest man. Yeah. And I don't even think it's a super power for him. He just has an insane level of insight. Some would call it self discipline. And, um, he, because I think he's like a gymnast. He's a mogul of all kinds. He does. End up being questionable in terms of his morals, but that's, that's not saying you would do that.
No. And I don't think he has quite the same level of knowledge replication that I'm probably referring. Yeah, exactly. But there's still human limits that he had. He's a good example of possibly what you could aspire to be. Got it as just a super genius who, um, has like an empire behind him. Um, yeah, if you were a superhero, what would it, what would your name be with that?
Irrespective of power. Oh, um, jazz man. That's a good name. Yeah. Yeah. Your middle name is man. Yep. Yeah. That's a good name. Mine would probably be, uh, probably go boss. Oh yeah. Because, so, you know, Batman. I thought you would think, I thought you were gonna say blinds inside anyway. You know, Batman, I do know Batman, so here's the problem with Batman's secret identity.
Everyone knows he's a man. So you've already narrowed it down by 50%. I say, go boss. Everyone's looking for a girl. Do you never do you never show up in physical form? Yeah. If I shot. Yeah, of course I do. Yeah. Pretty like just as you are. You're not shape-shifting Nope, no shape. Shifting the world is open to a diverse group of people all over and your mind could do well to really be a bit more progressive.
You're just like, you're pretty much as barely as they come like this bold Burley. Yeah. Well, I mean talk to Valerie Adams. Okay. Or don't but, but all I'm saying is it exists, it exists. And if that's not good enough for you, I would be the Crimson. Right. Okay. I obviously gave you too much time to like, kind of rattle something around your brain.
Yeah, I think that's all great. And I think I'm rather excited to hear your number two. My number two is elasticity. Now, when I first heard this palette, I thought this is the worst power. Um mentionable but then Mike, can I, can I just quickly, uh, sounds shitter than being able to detach body paths. Yeah.
Because you have to stretch them, whereas I can just kind of right now hear me out. Here's why it's better. Here's why it is so overpowered. Um, and, and like, I completely agree with you initially. I thought Reed Richards is the worst superhero. That's who you're basing this off. I think. So. Would you say the fantastic four is the worst superhero sort of franchise, like the Avengers justice league.
Fantastic. What would you say those four sort of. Um, I think in terms of, I don't really know what, uh, kind of the vibe checkers when it comes to the comic book community. Right. But certainly when it comes to any kind of movie adaptations, they don't, I don't see any, yeah. Yeah. The guy who's just made of rocks is a pretty bad superhero anyway, so Reed Richards.
Right? So initially I was like, this is trash. Um, and then my, uh, team, as I have consultants now, um, um, kind of a big deal. It's shading, just not a big deal, but I'm a big deal. And, uh, we had a conversation around it and they said, okay, we can. Enough. It was just you and Mike, wasn't it. Wasn't Mike and I, uh, and, um, but you were not invited if it was you and Josh, that's not fair.
Cause he's just like this fucking supercomputer bullshit human. No more bullshit to human than super computer. So, uh, no. And S and others and others, it Al um, ah, did you recruit your new flatmate? Who like loves comic books? Flatmates, the whole gang man. Oh God. Yeah. I told you I did this little solo, that your problem.
And if you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far go to, at least I can say this is my personal top five. Yeah, this is my personal top five. No, I'm allowed to have my opinions changed. You have scraped together. Other people's input, pathetic and very narrow-minded off you finish. You don't think I could be called girl boss.
And now you think that I'm not allowed to hear other people's opinions. Meanwhile, my guy said super taste and then I sit at different one. He went, I really wish that I could have that, but I can't because it's at all. Well, you're weaponizing the word girl boss. You're using it to be Scottish and skeevy and, uh, to it's genius, it's hiding my alias.
It's genius. So, um, here's why elasticity is so powerful for me. I always lose my case. As, as that ad may be able to attest to, I actually do always lose my case. I could turn my finger into a key, never need keys again. Um, or I could just slide onto the door or whatever with my, I think Reed Richards does do that.
And one of the episodes, he tries to like sneak into a thing and he slides under a door as like this pancake human, which is ridiculous, but also very funny also, um, if you have, if a, had a wooden spoon get stuck at the back of your drawers, very annoying. Why the fuck would I have a wooden spoon at the back of my drawers?
Like your kitchen drawers? Oh no. Your jockeys. Yeah. So, you know, and you know, when like something gets stuck in the back and you can't shut the door properly and it takes forever, I've just. With my Wigley hand and take it back out. And it would be not a problem at all. No issue would be an issue for me. I could also use it as a Slingshot so I can weaponize it if I want, but I wouldn't.
And also my final argument is this N Seinfeld episode, season three, episode six, the cleaner Seinfeld recruits, his cleaner, who cleans his house so cleanly. And then he goes, was that Mr. Fantastic. Because he like gets in all of these nooks and all of these crannies and he cleans all of it. And that to me is heaven.
Like I'm not like a clean freak or anything, but just imagine being able to clean everything, just didn't no issues. It'd be amazing. It'd be so day-to-day useful. You could carry all your shopping bags in one truck. It's, it's a really poor use of power, uh, in terms of this list and D is why the first two points you made.
Can be remedied. That problem can be remedied if you're just kind of slightly organized. So if you just, can't kind of, for example, don't have self-discipline how hard is this for you to wrap your head around? This gives me a workaround for another pie. You didn't let me have, it's weird in that this ranks higher than self-discipline.
Yeah, it's so useful. I don't want self-discipline it's boring. It's just amazing. I like ice cream also. You the whole, all cleaning thing. That's great. You still have to go and you have to clean it all yourself. So like I'm stretching. Yeah. But that doesn't take away from the fact that it's like manual labor.
Like you still have to like get in there and do stuff, you know, nothing wrong with a day of hard work, all of that. Can you just say why you really want. To be able to eat long gait parts of your body. Could you maybe just six foot. Okay. Let's just get it out there. And I would maybe grow my pain as a bit.
Um, oh, I was thinking testicles, but no, no, no. I would on prolapse my anus. And then
did you want a job off the house?
Do you want to maybe keep your job? Um, but, uh, anyway, there are a lot of practical reasons for this and it would be a lot of fun. And I think you know that as well. Yeah. I mean, I don't have a prolapsed anus, so it's not collapsed row lapsed. Nope. Prolapse. That's where you go. Super speed.
Okay, so what's your number one. Okay. I wonder, I don't think this would have even been on your radar. And I think if you don't have it, this is probably a slam dunk subject of reality delusion. Okay. No, it is reality. Reality filtering. So users can redefine all of reality through metaphysical filters, alteration from the lines between reality and fiction reality and to the, every desire.
So anything that I want to deem fictional, uh, if I wanted to make our produce a fictional, I could, and he would cease to exist. Uh, if I wanted to make dinosaurs existing in 2021, I could make that a reality. Anything I want, so this opens up the gates for me to live a life of pure, fun and fantasy, um, completely.
So let's just go through it. I'd be a God. Um, I could create things like heaven and hell. I don't know why create hell. Uh, and that's not to totally discount, um, heaven being a thing, but I could make it a thing, uh, for certain, um, I could choose to make cancer and aids and racism fictional. Just see you later.
Goodbye. That's not a problem anymore. Um, I could arrays all kinds of mental illnesses. Um, I could just kind of opp everyone's, uh, You know, biological makeup so that they're just always kind of chill and happy and, and good to do whatever. Um, you can prolapse your anus. I could, you could. I mean, that's the thing.
Anything, anything is possible. Uh, I would like repair my knees, um, cause that's the thing that I deal with just flimsy and A's I could do anything. Well, those that don't know he has no skin over his knee, so it was just exposed bone. Yeah. I have to wear knee pads all the time. It's why you'll never catch me in shorts.
Um, and not to like be that guy that gets all the wishes from the genie, but every pile we've discussed.
You would be that guy wouldn't you you'd be like, can I have infinite wishes from the genie and the genie site? You can't have that. And you'd be like, fine. I'll have infinite. I'll be like, oh, you can shape shifts. That's really cute, man. So can I oh, and wait, now you can't anymore. Yeah. And that is exactly what I was hoping you would say on what planet does your benevolence mean?
That this is a good thing. This is all like you would, as I could do this, your first example was you would make a guy stop existing. That wasn't your second example. That was your first one was murder. Your first example was I would kill a guy, the murder, if he like, if just no one ever remembered him.
well done. You found a loophole for killing people. Good work. I bet that'll hold up in court. Like, guess what? Don't need to go to court. And I'm like, oh right. So the justice system no longer applies to you. Terrible, terrible idea. You would be diluted. You would immediately lose your mind. You like loud like that anymore?
Goodbye. I don't like the color of a traffic lights goodbye, but then it was, I'd be like, uh, turns out I don't really like that dairy being where it is. Goodbye. I think you're describing the super power in the hands of just like a psycho or like a full-blown idiot. You think before you would come a psycho, you can change anything you want immediately.
Yeah. I'm happy to roll with that absolute power corrupts. Absolutely. I'm willing to take that risk. You're not uncle Ben. You're not Spiderman your fan OSS in the city. I could be. And listen, if we're talking about subjective reality, what if I put some things in place very early on that stopped me from ever doing that because I can just, you know, sit, sit things up like that.
So you could set boundaries. Boundaries that you could then take down. Cause they're a subjective reality, not if I put closes in the contracts. Right. So you're hoping your word is your bond in the situation you would think it would have to be some that would have some power. If I'm creating all of them, that's just unmitigated on shade pal.
That's terrifying. Yeah. It is complete and utter, like just fantasy, freedom, just dream site. Uh, you Scotty yakumo from toy project. It's an anime that anime that I don't know anything about. Jesus Christ. That sounds terrifying in terms of like, I suppose if we're saying like the top five super powers in terms of like power rankings, what is the most powerful?
Sure, absolutely agree. But in terms of best, that does not sound good to me at all. I'm scared of it. Very much so, and I think that's cause that's coming from your brain and you're a little worried about what you might do. That's a good thing. You were so dismissive. You're like, I could just make our producer disappear.
Like immediately. That was your first thing. You're like, oh, cab, you're worried that you'd kill people. I'm like, no, you're worried that you won't you're. I mean, you're not worried that you will. That's what the problem is. That's my scare. That's my fear. Okay. Well, in that case, let's say you're number one, tele porting being boom, and out, keep it light, keep it fancy, not do anything too crazy with it.
You know, maybe go to a bank and take money. That's the easy one that everyone's sort of results too. So you're going with the Looper teleportation. What telecom? Uh, not, uh, not Corolla. Yeah, not liver. Cause Luke is the one where you can look at a picture and you can only go there. I don't really like that.
And uh, I suppose the counterpoint to this is, and it's fair enough. What if you telly, pull it halfway into someone's. But Nightcrawler's never done that. So I'm guessing he's got some sort of controls system, some, uh, boundaries or clauses, maybe in his contract of tele porting. Are you doing about, um, hiding your pal?
Do you hide it?
Yeah, I guess I probably do. So you don't like, um, get an uniform and run around his girl, boss and poof into different spots? Uh, nah, probably not. I don't like the whole, I find it kind of weird that they all like dress up and wear outfits and stuff. I just think that was a fun, little exercise for us to do, but I would actually just probably tally pull it like from my bathroom too.
It always seems in superhero stuff that I'm read to telephone boxes seem empty a lot of the time. So maybe I just tell it to them. Yeah, we don't have those. But we have like, very, like say if you're in Huntley. Sure. You probably have like a really shitty Telekom branded half phone box genius. And uh, I don't want you to ask how this tangent came about, but I actually would just tell he it into well-known crack head Dan's and you never trust what any of them have to say.
So they'd be like, I saw this guy pair that. Yeah, I bet you do, bro. You're like 19 bongs deep on the crystal pistol. You could like just telephone into any kick ons after like any kind of big night and have just a PID. I've heard that a lot of times. Yeah. Yeah. I just appeared and w and people would be like, yeah, right.
Todd, we know what you'll like on the pest Todd, and it's like five 30 in the morning. Yeah. You have work tomorrow. Yeah. That'd be great. And I just think it would be fun. That's all you could travel. It's free. It's very freeing, very liberating. And it also still has all of the conditions. So like you were talking about adrenaline junkie ism earlier about like none of mine really have, I still have a lot of risk attached to my life.
And I think that was quite important to me because I didn't want to just be like, oh, well I'm never going to die. And so I could just do whatever. Cause I think that would end to a very hollow existence. But if I can tell people like Bing bang, boom, you got a Kira for a weekend. You know, hanging out in Egypt for a bit, might be dangerous, go to Syria might be dangerous.
No, go to Syria, go to, you know, to pull away for a weekend who knows? Just go wherever whenever I wanted. And also like, I would still have to live my life pretty normally because I wouldn't advertise this. So show him, maybe I would steal a bit of stuff here and there for money, but like I probably wouldn't, I'd probably just keep working.
It just be extremely convenient. Yeah. I'll be honest. Like when I would do this thought process of like, you know, daydreaming about superpowers and things, teleportation would come up a lot and that you would do the whole, you know, Hey, do you want to go to Japan for the weekend? Come with me, whatever. Um, my big concern is it probably will be some kind of ramification for the teleporting around.
There'll be like a certain point. I know that you're, you're going to be careful. You're going to, um, a lot. Yeah. But like with super speed, I wonder what kind of toll that takes on your body, right? Yeah. And also like, is there some kind of way that people, you know, not me and you, but people that track natural metrics of the world, I like.
There's some really strange shit going on in like Hamilton, New Zealand. Um, it's like some kind of anomaly happening with he'd be like auntie Metta or something. And they're like, this is really weird. It is the city of the future. Oh my God. It was just blade runner. I don't think it's a number one. I think it's an undo.
I think it's, I think it should be a top five and I think it should be in my top five. So, um, I will definitely give you that. I'm just gonna take it. No, I'm just, I'm just regarding it as it was quite funny. Cause you were talking about how you would daydream about it and daydreaming is almost a form of like, you know, conscious teleportation.
You're taking yourself away from your class. It's kind of like subjective reality in a way. Yeah, I guess, but you weren't vaporize a whole bunch of people. You just don't like color. Just cause just, just to set the record straight. I don't have a list of people I'm going to erase if I got the superpower.
Okay. Yeah. You're just going to do it. Willy nilly. You don't have a list. You're like, oh, I'll just hold myself with it. She was like, that guy got my coffee order wrong. He's gone. That guy cut me off. I've been in the college. If someone cut you off in traffic, think about it. No, because this is what I, this is okay.
This is going to sound kind of strange. This is the full process I go through. Anytime someone tailgates me or like cuts me off. I, I honest to God, this goes through my mind. Every single time I go, oh, I wish I could make that person shit themselves right now. Just instantly shit themselves like diarrhea, not to, not to bring up diarrhea, two podcasts in a row, but that's the kind of, um, justice I would be dishing out.
I wouldn't be killing people. Right. It would just be poor related. And with that, I think we've come to the end of, um, another fantastic show. I don't know if we're going to have, we might have a way for you to contact us. We do have some ideas kind of banked up, which we're probably going to go through the next couple of weeks, but certainly reach out if you ever want us to cover a certain subject and we might, yeah, we might.
All right. That's been us, uh, the two mates five take show. Thanks for tuning in. Thank you, cam. Thank you.