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It's Josh and Chantel, and this is wake up classy 97, the podcast, a replay of today's full show. It's Tuesday, May 21st. On today's show, we talked about a bizarre reason to check yourself into rehab, the awfulness of tattooed eyeballs, how to dress like a sandwich, and I've can't believe they've run out of all the turkey. Thanks for listening. You can catch the show live weekday mornings from 6 to 10 and enjoy wake up classy 97, the podcast.
Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. Hey. Happy to see you. Hey there.
Hi there. How there. Today's national eat more fruits and vegetables day. I love that. A good reminder.
We could all eat more fruits and vegetables. True. True. True. What's your favorite fruits?
My favorite fruit is pineapple. Favorite vegetables? Cauliflower. How about yourself? I love cauliflower and broccoli, very much.
You also love squash. Yes. And I was surprised to not hear squash in there because that's way higher on your list. High, but cauliflower is my number 1. Okay.
You can have cauliflower anyway by itself True. Dipped in ranch Sure. Cauliflower rice Yeah. Cauliflower wings Thank you. Which is my preference for wings.
What? I'm you're welcome. World meditation day today, because we could all use a little meditation after we have some vegetables and fruits. Look at us being all healthy today. World day of cultural diversity, because we could all use some diversity.
Yeah. That's important. Is international tea day? I love tea. Okay.
It's, talk like Yoda day. No. Why? We don't need this. I would like to hear you talk like Yoda.
Don't want to. I don't. What? No. Alright.
It's strawberries and cream day. It's, memo day. Memo day. Waitstaff day. Okay.
I'm gonna tell you this again. We need to do this before the day so that we can adequately prepare. Do you know what I mean? I understand what you're saying, but it's more fun to do it, like, right now and then go, but I didn't know that. I can't wear that thing day I know.
To the red hat day or whatever. It's more fun to It's also, I need a patch for that day. It's the day to tackle those quick fixes that you've been putting off, whether it's a patch for, like, your software or a patch for your jeans, bike tire. It's, I need a patch for that day. That's, that's what's happening.
Alright. Look at all those days. You're gonna have some veggies? Sure. Sure.
I'm trying to think what I even packed for my lunch today. I didn't pack any veggies. Way to go I know. On fruit and veggie day. I packed some cherries, so I 1 point for me.
1 whole point. Look at you go. Why would you ever check yourself into a rehab facility? Like, what would have to happen where you'd go, I probably need to really seek some professional help? Me or just in general.
Not you personally. I think it's when people reach their bottom. Yeah. People hit rock bottom. Right?
Need help to get out of it. Yeah. So this woman in New York checked herself into rehab because she feels powerless over her addiction to cheese. Cheese. You can go to rehab for an addiction to cheese.
That's what rehab's for, is to help you get over an addiction. Right? It, but aren't they don't they have a limit? I don't know. I this this apparently is pretty serious for her.
Her name's Adela, and she has been scarfing down huge amounts of Gouda, Swiss cheese, Parmesan cheese since 2018. So she's been doing this for 6 years, when she was still a student. And back then, she said, I stopped by Whole Foods, and I would just buy cheese. And I would literally just eat a block of cheese with my hands, and it was the only thing that would make me feel somewhat whole. She gained somewhere between £40.50 binging on 5 or 6 large blocks of cheese every few days.
Oh my. Her heart is gonna stop. So it's gonna cost her $6, 000 per week to be at this, rehab center, but they she was checked in. She's going through treatment now because she needed help. She's I you're right.
Between the weight gain, the, I'm sure, digestive issues, I'm sure the heart stuff. Yeah. That's so much cheese. Right? So, anyway, she's doing what probably seems like the right thing to do for someone with, an addiction to do.
Cheese. Her addiction just happens to be cheese. Yeah. In large quantity. Have you ever sat down and ate a block of cheese?
No. Me neither. Yeah. I can't. Gonna tell you, there's been a charcuterie board that's never even known that I was gonna arrive, and I've taken it by surprise.
But I'll tell you what, Man. Never never eaten a whole block of cheese in my bare hands. No way. Right? Just like it's a candy bar?
And not even just 1, like, a couple of those a week. Yeah. What did she say? 5 or 6 large lots of cheese every few days. Wow.
That's I don't love cheese that much. I mean, I like cheese, but I don't I no. No way. I'm glad she's getting the help that she clearly needs. For sure.
Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. Good morning. What's some of the best advice that you've ever been given? Boy.
I'm gonna have to ponder that. I've I've I've been given a lot of good advice. Alright. Have you ever heard don't go to bed angry? Like, as far as a married couple?
Yeah. Sure. Okay. These are 8 common piece of pieces of advice that you should stop following. Oh, okay.
Actually not great advice. That's on the list because bed mad. No. Well, sometimes, the idea that you're arguing could be because you're tired and irritable. Sure.
Okay. Go to bed, and maybe things will seem better in the morning. Oh, sleep on it. Yes. Okay.
I'm cool with that. Sure. What about never give up? You ever heard that 1? Yeah.
Never give up. Sometimes if something isn't working, just give up. Alright. Yeah. Okay.
1 that I've been given is, like, if you want, in negotiations, always be willing to walk away from the deal. Oh. That's a good bit of advice. Like, you gotta be willing to to let it go. Okay.
That doesn't really No. I know. That's good That is good advice that you should probably stick with. Yeah. What else you got?
When there's a bully, just ignore them. That's, not necessarily always the right idea. Most bullies won't stop just because you're ignoring them. They'll keep hounding you. Mhmm.
Sometimes worse. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes worse. Treat people how you want to be treated.
Yeah. That's, the golden rule. Yeah. Except sometimes that means you'll be taken advantage of. Well, I think you have to know that that comes with, anything.
There's a chance you might be taken advantage of just in life. Mhmm. True. Mhmm. True.
True. How about trust your gut? Yeah. No. No?
If it were if it were up to my gut trust my own gut, what can I trust? In. If sometimes if it were up to my gut, I'd never I'd never do anything. Too much anxiety lives in that gut. Well, there is that.
Maybe don't always trust it. Forgive and forget? Yeah. Move on. Do you ever knew that?
Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Except it should be forgive, but don't forget because 9 times out of 10, people's poor behavior is part of a pattern. So by forgiving and forgetting, you're enabling.
Is that what's happening? Oh, bummer. So sometimes there's just advice that you should ignore. Well, thanks for the help. Is is you telling me I should ignore advice good advice or bad advice?
Now I don't know what to do. No. You can't believe anything. Do you like good news? Yeah.
I do. Okay. Who doesn't? Good. Let me tell you about Isaiah Hoefer.
He's a farmer in Carberry, Manitoba, Canada, and he had a very good year. His potato harvest was much more than he expected. Okay. He ended up with nearly a 100, 000 extra bags of potatoes, each bag weighing 100 pounds. Dude's got way too many potatoes.
An extra 100, 100 pound bags of potatoes. The surplus is so overwhelming. He didn't know what to do, and he feared that all of this food was gonna go to waste. So Isaiah started dealing with a charity group called the Farm Link Project, which was able to match the excess potato crop with people in need in different cities across North America. So 115 trucks moved millions of potatoes to food banks in Toronto, British Columbia, San Diego, New Mexico, so they're being distributed all over the place.
He is relieved and happy to be able to help others. He said, when you're blessed with so much, it's just good to give back, and I'm just glad that we could do that. Aw. A 100, 000 extra bags of £100 each potatoes. That's so much potatoes.
So many potatoes. That's a lot of potatoes. You could do so much with potatoes. Those people are gonna be fed so well. Can you list off things you could do with potatoes?
Baked potatoes. Yes. Scalloped potatoes. Sure. Mashed potatoes.
K. Twice baked potatoes. Sure. That's 3. French fries.
4. Tater tots. Potato chips. 6? I could keep going.
I know people turn them into flakes and put the flakes into other stuff like ice cream. Potatoes au grata. Milk. Did I say scalloped potatoes? You did.
Funeral potatoes? There you go. That's a big 1. Potato salad. Do you want some potatoes?
Funeral potatoes sound pretty good right right now. Yeah. Cheesy, green chili tomato or potatoes, I mean. Not tomatoes. You say potato, I say tomato.
Same. That's good news to get you going on Classy 90 7. Wake up Classy 90 7. It's Josh and Chantel. Josh, have you ever been swimming and been like, oh, I could really use a snack right now?
I could really use some candy, but I'm too busy swimming and having fun. I can't possibly get out of the pool. Your life. This is you. Like, I can't stop playing.
I I can't do anything else but this right now. I need bring whatever it is that I need to me. Me? Are you saying that about me? You've been ever since you were a little kid, you couldn't be bothered to stop doing whatever it is you're doing to do the thing that your life needs sustenance.
Honey, you don't know that about me. I do know that about me. Know my life? I do. I know you.
I've known you a long time. No. I I would stop what I was doing and go eat. And go get some candy? I guess.
Candy is not sustenance. It's just candy. Right. But I'm I'm not also not a big sweet tooth guy, but go on. Okay.
Well, just pretend that you are. So I'm doing what now? You're swimming. I'm swimming. You're having so much fun.
Yeah. And then you just can't be bothered to get out of the pool. Well, Airheads, the candy Airheads Yeah. They've got a solution for you. What is it?
It's an underwater vending machine. But why? So that you don't have to stop swimming to get a snack. Do it. Okay.
Look. There's vending machines at, like, every pool. This is underwater. Okay. So you don't have to get out.
It is the first of its kind. It's unnecessary. Dispenses Airheads while submerged in a pool. They're selling a limited number of them online, and get this. They're only $7, 000.
The vending machine? Yeah. You're gonna need your own pool. What? But the vending machine is only 7, 000.
Airheads float? I don't know. I don't know. Why do I need this? I don't need this.
Instead of feeding wet money into it, there's a screen that asks you to do pool tricks to get your candy Alright. Like flips or pretending to be at a tea party. These are a couple of the tricks that you can do. Well, you are not gonna make it to the tea party. Why won't I?
Because it's happening down at the bottom where I sit. I know. I don't sink. I know. I do.
I don't float so good. I can do flips. These machines will go on sale on Memorial Day. Mhmm. And at that point, they'll post the specs for the home edition.
Oh. And that is, like, their size, their function. The features vary from version to version. So you're not, okay, you're not getting a full on vending machine, but you are getting This this is discover as we go. This is what this is what this is.
Yeah. Yeah. What are you getting? A basket full of cans? Supply of Airheads is what it says.
A lifetime supply? Yeah. That's what they say. $7, 000 for underwater airheads. You don't have to eat them underwater.
That's up to you. This is the most unnecessary thing ever invented. We don't need this. But have you ever had to stop to swim to get a snack? Yeah.
I get out of the pool and go get a snack like a normal person. I don't need to stay in there and get a vending machine airhead that probably isn't even a real you're paying $7, 000 just for a basket of airheads Yeah. That you throw in the pool, and they probably sink, and they're like diving sticks. Now I bet they float. Go get them.
An Airhead? They float. No way. For sure. No way.
Yeah. You're wrong. I don't think they do. I want 1. Why?
We don't have a pool. It doesn't matter. We can get 1. We're gonna get a pool. That's a good thing.
Does it work outside of the pool? Does it work on land? I don't know. I don't have that information. This is your I don't know anything about it.
Does it work on land? I don't know. Okay. It doesn't tell me. Discover as we go.
It's the new the new the new name of the show. It's discover as we go with Josh and Chantal. Class of 97, it's Josh and Chantal. There's a woman in Australia who claims that she is the most tattooed woman Really? Claiming that she once went blind for 3 weeks when she had her eyeballs in.
No. No. No. No. No.
No. She tattooed them bright blue. No. And now she's done it again 7 years later. No.
Her name is Amber. She's known as dragon girl. Okay. And she has spent a £144, 000. I don't know what that equates to in American dollars.
Slightly more. On tattoos and body modifications. And That's she so much. She had the whites of her eyes tattooed bright blue. No.
And now she had swirls of black added to make her eyes look oceanic. I'm really against this for any human being or anything. She said she went when she first had it done 3 or 7 years ago, she went blind for 3 weeks as a result of the procedure, which she described as the most brutally torturous agony that she's ever experienced. Self inflicted, I might add. So then she went back to do it again.
Yeah. No. No. This is not a good idea. In fact, doctors are saying there's numerous risks to your eyeballs You think?
Getting tattooed, including vision loss, infections, inflammation, and eyeball loss. A safer alternative to eyeball tattoos is to buy colored contact lenses. Don't do that either. Just That hurts too. Just be yourself, man.
What are you doing? Yikes. Why? Look. She it's her body.
I'm not I'm not gonna say, hey. No. Do what I say. But what are you doing? What are you doing?
When you go blind, the most torturous agony you've ever felt, and then you go blind and you go, yeah, I'm gonna do it again. I'm gonna do I'm a disappointed father shaking my head in disbelief. That's what's happened. Oh, maybe that's what's missing in her life. A disappointed father?
I don't think that's missing. I am I'm upset about it. That's wild. Ouch. Dragon lady?
Dragon girl. Dragon girl. Is what her name is online. Good for her, I guess. Good for her.
That's it was very bad for her. She went blind for 3 weeks. It's a bad you're making bad choices. You're making bad choices. I don't know if she went blind from the 2nd batch.
She didn't say, but she went back and did it again. You went back and did it again. You're the definition of glutton for punishment. I'm so I'm disturbed by the whole thing. Dyeing your eyeballs.
Tattooing. I whatever. I stop it. Stop. Classy 97.
It's Josh and Chantel. Okay. When I was a young woman why are you back in the middle of the night? Young woman. I had a a class on, oh, god.
No. On ethics, but etiquette. Etiquette. Did they get the word? And the woman told me that Was this, like, finishing school?
What No. It was just, like a brief, like, 1 class Okay. Where the church that I was attending said, we're gonna teach all of you ladies how to have good etiquette. Okay. So the woman that was explaining edit etiquette to us said that you should balance yourself out by putting, like, your shoes should match your top.
Okay. So you have a brown top on. Yeah. A brown hoodie. Yeah.
What color of shoes do you have on? Guess. Bright yellow. Yeah. Look at these things.
You are so unbalanced. Yeah. You have yellow on your brown hoodie, but that's not even the same yellow that's on your shoes. No. The the shoes are, like, fluorescent yellow and blue.
Yeah. You're so unbalanced. And then I have a brown hoodie. I'm just a hodgepodge. Well, so I'm wearing a maroon shirt.
TikTok is getting in on the etiquette game, and they're calling it the sandwich method. But it's the same thing. For picking out outfits. Yeah. Basically, you have something at the top be the same color as something on the bottom.
So everything in the middle is sandwiched. For example, a red shirt and red shoes or a blue hat and blue pants. If you're having a problem trying to choose an outfit in the morning, use the sandwich method, and then it'll be a nice balance without having your outfit be too matchy matchy. So shoes match the hat or something like that. Yeah.
Shoes match the jacket. Or you could also wear jeans and a blue hat or g blue jeans and blue sunglasses. So they're What if you wanna look like a They're the bread, and your shirt is the meat. Okay. But what if you wanna look like a Neapolitan?
That's what you've seen today. What I'm doing. I kinda want that. Completely unbalanced. Yeah.
My hat doesn't match my shoes at all. No. You're so unmatched. I'm wearing, like, a light brown shorts and a brown hoodie. That that works.
It works. You're working it today, Josh. I might need fashion help. No. You don't.
Just do you. I am. I'm doing my own thing. Josh and Chantel in class in 97. Alright.
Let me tell you a stupid story that happened to my personal life. What did you do? It's a treat going out on the town with me. Emery loves it. She never gets embarrassed at all by me.
We went out to dinner last night because you were at scouts, but it was at work, and I didn't feel like cooking. So I said, let's do you wanna go to this place that we both love, but you and Beck don't like? And so I I really enjoy this place for lunch. Yeah. We went there for dinner.
I know. It's just as delicious. Because a cold sandwich is not a dinner. Okay. We go there, and I I like a turkey cranberry sandwich that they have there.
So I was jazzed about that. Like, on the drive there, turkey cranberry. So I go there and I order, and she goes, oh, I'm sorry. We're all out of turkey. And so then I went, oh, that's no problem because there's other things on the menu I like.
How about can I have that turkey bacon avocado? She goes, I'm sorry. We're all out of turkey. Anyway, you're all out of all of the turkey. Yeah.
No. That's the same turkey that you would get on either 1 of the sandwiches. What I was thinking in my head. Because the turkey cranberry has, like, like, chunks of turkey. Like, somebody is So is the other 1.
No. But I thought for a split second, it would be, like, sliced turkey. I see. So I that's why I went, you're out of all of the turkey? She goes, yes.
All of it. Yeah. But do you have a little bit of turkey for just me? No. No.
We we don't have a can of turkey. We don't have a bushel of turkeys. We are out. 0 turkeys. Yep.
When I said all out of out of all of the turkey, everyone went. Alright. I could hear behind me. It would have been really funny if they had another turkey sandwich. You're like, okay.
I'll just have that 1. Like, do it a 3rd. Get the 3rd beat in there and really finish the bid. My 3 top choices all involve turkey. I know.
That's what you shoulda hit her with the third 1. Okay. I'll have I'll have this. The turkey pastrami or whatever it is. She's like, woman We're we're out of the turkey butt.
Do you have the turkey chili? Yeah. That could be a thing because that's premade. Right? I don't know.
I don't have to make that fresh. Well so then I got a chicken sandwich. There was a chicken pesto sandwich. The chicken was the same kind of stuff as turkey. Yeah.
And so I went, I should've just said, can I have this sandwich, but just put chicken instead of turkey on it? It is the same. I don't know about that. It does. I don't think all all poultry is equal, but okay.
It pretty much is. Alright. So you got a different sandwich altogether. Was it okay? Were you happy?
Did you have a meal? Yeah. Do you have leftovers? Are you eating eating today? No.
Oh, sometimes you do. I just didn't know if you had No. Half of that left. No. I ate it.
Well, good job. It was fine. But you. They were all out of the turkey. All of it.
All no. Yeah. You can't get any more. Not a shred to be found. Alright.
Good to know. Hopefully, they have more turkey today. You could go back today. I might have to because I was disappointed that they didn't have my turkey sandwich. Well, go go get it today.
They might still be out. It may be. Wake up, Classy 90 7. It's Josh and Chantel. Okay, Josh.
This is a game that I like to call can you name that jingle? Oh, okay. It's a jingles test. Alright? Okay.
Ready? Let's see how good you do. Some of these I might have to look up because I don't know some of these. Okay. Well, I'm excited to hear you get the tune the tune of, each 1 of these.
I'm not gonna sing them. Oh. Alright. Ready? Sure.
This first one's an easy 1, I think. My baloney has a first name. Yeah. It's 0SCAR. My baloney has a second name.
It's MEYERK. Good job. You got that 1. Oscar Meyer. I don't wanna grow up.
I'm a Toys R Us kid, which we don't get to say anymore. No. We don't. Sad. I guess there's, like, 2 staple, stores, and they opened 1 in the Macy's, somewhere.
So they Macy's popping up. But then been to some of those in the Macy's stores, and they're just not as good. Not the same. No. It's Not the same as the stand alone Gioffre.
K. Ready next jingle? Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar You got it.
A fancy feast or whatever it is. The best part of waking up? Folgers in your cup. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
That's mounds and Almond Joy. Yeah. They were a partnership. I don't know this 1. Let's see if you do.
I'd like to teach the world to sing. Oh. Do you know that 1? That sounds familiar, but I don't know the rest of it. I'd like to teach the world to sing.
It is What? Like, Coca Cola. Oh. It says Google says reach out and touch someone. That was AT and T back in the day.
K. If you dare wear short shorts. Nair. That hair removal. Yeah.
Good job. Uh-huh. They're magically delicious. That was, Fruity Pebbles. Lucky Charms.
Lucky Charms. I think. Right? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Because It's Lucky Charms. Magic. Yeah. The And then I don't know this 1.
Meow meow meow meow. It's a meow mix. What do you mean you don't know meow meow meow meow? It doesn't go like that. How does it go?
It was like a long it was a lot of meowing. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. It was over and over and over, like, the whole commercial. Meow mix. That's all it said at the end.
It was just the cat meowing the whole time while they're showing cats walking around with little tin cups of food. And then it said at the end, meow mix. Like, a little goldfish bag of food and little tin cans of food. Well, that was fun. Congratulations.
You got all 10. I missed the 1. Which 1? I goofed up on the cereal 1. 0, the magically delicious?
Yeah. And we didn't know you didn't know the Coca Cola 1. Yeah. Teach the world to sing. Yeah.
I don't know that 1. I'm not sure what to do. Old school. How old school? These are all old school.
Yeah. How old? Thanks. They I know you don't like to deep sea dive or have never been yeah. But I0I wanna deep sea dive so bad, Josh.
You know why? Because they still have not discovered most of what's down there. There's still so much to discover down there. I I just looked. We, as humans, have only explored 5% I know.
Of our world ocean. I know. That means 95% of the ocean is unknown. Okay. So just recently, this happened, last week.
Scientists boarded a submersible and plunged into the depths of the South China Sea. K. Thousands of feet below the surface, they encountered a large spine covered creature. It turned out to be a new species. Okay.
I know this is why it's called species of, like, a sea cucumber. What is it? It is a new species of crab. Alright. It's very large, it says.
A very large sea crab. Yep. It they've called it gordonapis mazuppo or mazus porter crab. Alright. It's got very long legs with blade like claws.
Yeah. Looking at the picture. About 1.2 inches long, and its legs are over 3.5 inches long. Across, he measures over 8 inches across. Wow.
Bro. He's he's big. I want to discover like that spider, in Harry Potter. Oh, yeah. He kinda does.
I wanna discover a new species. You do? Yeah. What kind? I don't whatever kind I can find.
Let's go deep sleep now. Long until they say, can we fish this and eat it? You'd have to get pretty deep to get those. How do they determine oh, this one's never been discovered before. You know what I mean?
Are they books? Somebody's keeping a list. Yeah. Like, no. That one's already been found.
Mhmm. Yep. That's that is correct. It's an online database now. I'm sure of it.
Oh, I'm sure of it too. And they and they look at pictures, and they go, no 1 has a picture of this. No one's seen this. This 1 looks similar. This one's new.
How is this 1 different? Yeah. This 1 tastes different. Did they taste it? I don't know.
I bet they didn't. Because how did they know it's not endangered? They don't. They don't. They probably didn't taste it yet.
They're still studying it. I think so. Soon, they'll taste it and go, this is the best crab we've ever had. But it's so deep below the surface. Yeah.
Yeah. It's gonna be hard to fish. We're gonna get new fishing vessels. Mhmm. Because that's what we do.
Is it food? Can we eat it? Can we eat it? Let's eat. It's Josh and Chantel.
I was reading this cute little story about how, sometimes when little kids are little and they say they wanna be something, then adults kind of steer them away from their decisions. Okay. Such as there was a little kid, and he was asked what he wanted to be when he wanted to grow up, and he said, maybe a garbage truck driver. Okay. And his dad said, oh, why not a doctor or a lawyer?
No way. No. Kid said, nah. I it's cool to hang off the back of a garbage truck. I want I wanna hang off the back of a garbage truck.
Sure. Wanna be a garbage truck driver. And then another little kid said I wanted to be a school janitor when I was a little kid because I thought it would be cool to just hang out in the cafeteria alone by myself. I mean, and I'd have access to the foods, and I would know the, lunch lady, and she'd slide me an extra chicken nugget. Right.
Another kid said I wanted to be a plumber because I liked the hats that they wore. They had a plumber, I guess, that came to their house 1 time, and he had a white construction hat. Okay. So the little kid said, I wanna wear a white construction hat like that plumber, so I wanna be a plumber. Again, makes sense.
I know. Was there anything that you wanted to be as a little kid that you thought was cool? I really wanted to be a a fighter pilot. That was that that and a landscape worker. A landscape worker.
Own my own landscape business. I was a little bit of an entrepreneur. And then I was about 12, and we got our first computer. And I made a brochure, and I, like, had a a trifold brochure that I had designed for lawn mowing, with all the different services I would provide and everything and my prices, and I was handing those out to the neighbors. Yeah.
That's what I was doing at 12. What were you doing? Mug pies? No. No.
I was also working. I know. You were you had a babysitter business. I did have a babysitter business, and I was babysitting so well that there was a couple of families that would fight for me. They would go out together Yeah.
And they would fight to see who could get me first. I was pretty Yeah. Hot commodity Right. Back in the day. What happened?
I thought Not really. You're still a hot commodity. So Thanks, dear. I'm trying to get you on my show before anybody else can. It's all it's all happens.
It's great. And, look, now you're here. Now it's our show. You've heard of doomscrolling. I have, which is where you're just, like, stuck in the ever never ending Void?
Scroll of just Yeah. Have you heard of dream scrolling? I heard about it this morning for the first time. You did? I did.
And it sounds a little more helpful? Yeah. A little more better for your mental health, maybe. I mean, you're still scrolling away, but you're supposed to be looking at more positive things. Is that right?
So this is where you look at dream purchases or things that you'd like to own 1 day. In a way, you're manifesting Oh. Or creating a vision board mentally for yourself. Does that make sense? I see.
Okay. So you envision what you want out of life and scroll in subject matter to tweak your algorithm so you're watching positive things to reinforce that? Yeah. Okay. Alright.
Or things that you want. Things that you'd like to own 1 day. Like a like a home? Like a home or a car or a vacation. Okay.
Stuff like that. Alright? Most Americans spend 2 and a half hours a day dream scrolling. That's a lot of time. There's a lot of time.
People spend a lot of time scrolling. I know they do. Yeah. But they say if you are doing this kind of scrolling, then this is going to help you achieve your goals more quickly. Is it?
It is. That's what I'm gonna do. Gonna sit there and scroll and go, man, I wish I had that. That. Wish I had that.
I could be searching for a job, but Yeah. I wish I had that. Mhmm. Oh, man. Look at that.
I could be doing something productive to get me toward that goal, but boy, I'm just looking at it. Look at that car. Yeah. I've had a car go so fast. Yeah.
Oh, man. I love that a frame cabin. I see everybody walking in and out of and doing the walk throughs. Man, I wish I had that. That hot tub looks so good.
I wish I had that. This sounds real negative. Like, III don't think dream scrolling's gonna work. You gotta get out and do something. Yesterday, we were talking about the Mormon Cricket invasion.
Yeah. In Northern Nevada. Yeah. These infestations. Apparently, this is bleeding into Idaho now.
No. Yep. So Casia County, Oneida, Power County. That's where I grew up. I know.
Casia, Oneida, Power, Franklin, all of these multiple landowners asking for assistance controlling the outbreak as the infestation is causing direct damage to plant growth and seed production, and, it's kind of a mess. Yeah. I've seen videos. It is a big mess. The Idaho State Department of Agriculture said in a news release, they've received over 182 requests for assistance Really?
For grasshopper and Mormon Cricket Control. That's a 62% increase over last year already. How sorry. Go ahead. No.
Go ahead. I was how do they control them? What do they do? I don't know the answer. Flame flow No.
Because you you wanna not damage the crops. Things on fire. Yeah. Well, that too. But, you know, you talked about how they because they travel in herds.
Yeah. I don't think that's what they're called. Packs. Sure. The they're in the roads, and they're smearing across the roads.
It's it's gnarly. But, yeah, it is, it is now into Southern Idaho as well making its way north. How do they control them? What do they do? I don't know.
I want to know. Have you seen any? Any what? Here in our area? Yeah.
No. I've seen videos of them in Nevada, but I haven't seen any in our area. There's Now I'm gonna be on high alert. You're gonna be on high Mormon Cricket Alert? Anytime I see a grasshopper or cricket.
Like, where's all your buddies? I I've heard about this in my week. If it'll be a big praying mantis season because of that, because praying mantis eat all of those. So maybe that's what we you do. Just throw some praying mantis out there.
And then you have a praying mantis infestation. Yeah. But they eat the bugs. No. I don't like, they probably still eat some of the leaves and stuff, but they're really focused on eating the bugs.
Also, spiders, like tarantulas, eat crickets as well. Yeah. So just drop bigger More birds. Bigger predators. What happens.
Right? The seagulls, we need more of those. We gotta get an ocean. We bring over the ocean with the seagulls, and then we won't have the issue. Take care of these crickets.
Right. That's how it works. Ugh. Now I'm itchy again. I talked about yesterday.
I got itchy yesterday. Now I'm itchy again. Stop talking about infestations. Classy 90 7. It's Josh and Chantel.
It is time for your would you rather this or that question of the day. Oh, it's me. I always put this here. Hi. Would you rather drop a bad habit or gain a new good habit?
Probably I need to gain a new good 1. I need to drop a bad 1. Do you know a bad 1 you need to know? Can think of 5. Oh, no.
I probably could use AAA new because here's the thing. If I if I have a new thing, it's gonna fill the void of something that I'm doing that I shouldn't be or whatever. Okay. So I'm just gonna replace it with a good 1. I'll add on a good 1 something else.
I'll have to make room for it, so I'll drop something. Okay. That's it's that easy for you. Sure. Okay.
That easy. Easy peasy. Lemon squeezy. Do you have any bad habits that you would like to drop? Do I have any bad habits you'd like me to drop?
I would I'm just I'm just asking. I'm asking for a friend. Yeah. What bad habits should I drop, Chantel? Oh, I'm not gonna air it out on radio.
On national radio? Radio. No. I'm not gonna air out your bad habits. Good.
But I could think of a few you could drop. Stop. Really? Uh-huh. Well, draw me up a list, and I'll, Get to work on it?
Put it over there. I got I got just the spot for it. This green rectangle. I'll add it onto your honey do list. How about that?
Yeah. That's also stored in the same spot. 2 columns. Honey do list on the left Yeah. And bad habits on the right.
Alright. No. I'm adding a new 1. I'm just gonna stack up more bad ones, see how many I can collect. That's my goal.
Would you rather this or that? It's Josh and Chantel. Classy 97. It's Josh and Chantel. You're better today than yesterday.
Daily challenge is right here for you. It's to drink a glass of lemon water today. Okay. That's simple and easy. It is simple and easy.
Your blood flow to the brain. It gives you the much needed boost of vitamin c, and it tastes good. It does taste good. Fresh squeezed lemon and some water. It's a glass of lemon water.
That's an easy 1. It's an easy 1. I'll get that 1 done for you. A Jiffy. Do you have a lemon?
No. But I can get 1. Get 1. I will. Alright.
Throw it in some water. Have yourself some lemon water. That's your better today than yesterday daily challenge. And that is gonna do it for us for today. Have a great rest of your Tuesday.
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