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growing up, you know, he was my only child or whatever and I was young, very, very young. Like when I brought him to kindergarten, I'll never forget this day in my life. I brought him to kindergarten in a 9/11 Porsche that Jim had bought me for our wedding and we had just got married. The yellow white one. >> It was yellow. >> Yeah, that's what it was. >> And he rolled up to kindergarten in a [ __ ] Porsche. My mom that was in Daisy Duke >> and white snakes skin cowboy boots. >> Jesus. >> Bringing my little kid to [ __ ] school. Um, >> now were you a good kid? >> No. >> No. You were a party girl. >> Yes. Yeah, very much so. >> Okay. So, >> what about, weren't you? >> How was Dan as a kid? >> Good. You like you were like the type that was you got away with a lot of [ __ ] You were kind of [ __ ] sneaky. [ __ ] >> I absolutely one million. >> I look I look good. >> You just like read through me. >> I look good. Did the good [ __ ] on the [ __ ] front >> cuz you look like like I said priming prop like >> you were like my [ __ ] twin in high school. >> I was I was a good kid. Did everything good. >> No one's ever read me like that before. everything right up until you [ __ ] turn the blind eye and it's like, "All right, let's What are we doing tonight?" >> How about you, Nikki? How were you in high school or kid? >> You name it. I did it in high school. >> I knew it. >> I was just more the >> You were not a prude ass [ __ ] >> either. >> No. So, compare you and your brother. >> Brother got in more trouble. >> He got more trouble. >> You know what's weird? They say that all the time like, "Oh, Harley, whatever. You pick up chicks." I have had way more success picking up chicks on rockets than Harley's all day. 10 to one. 10 to [ __ ] one. 100 [ __ ] percent. >> No way. >> 100%. I don't [ __ ] know. >> And maybe cuz I was younger when I had the rocket >> probably. >> But I mean I feel like you're picking up. >> Did you feel like more like a baddie when you're on the rocket? >> Yeah. >> Like your like your confidence was like higher. >> Dude, it it more attracted the confidence like not cocky but like >> Yeah. Yeah. So if you carry the confidence, it might be like >> Well, I mean, I feel like I'm fairly confident no matter what, dude. >> Yeah, I think you are. >> Yeah, like you got to get those wings like >> and then take the [ __ ] off. >> I'm scared he's going to ruin them. >> I know, dude. Well, they don't touch the ground, so I'm okay, right? >> Yeah, you're fine. >> I kind of feel like [ __ ] What's his face? >> Do you feel like uh Victoria's Secret bottle? >> No. Uh what's his name? Lucifer. >> Oh, Lucifer. >> He's good. >> Does he have wings? >> You got to pause though. >> Let your butt like come forward more. Yep. >> And like really pop your junk. >> You can't pop cuz you're going to fall off the >> I feel like this is the gay [ __ ] I've ever done. >> But first, dude. Look, spread the legs wider. >> Spread your legs. >> Yeah. Really open up to it. >> Like spread eagle. >> Tip. Go on your elbows. >> Ghost. >> Look. A ballerina. >> [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] Pull yourself together. >> You do this for a living. >> Pull yourself. It's your [ __ ] professional face. >> That's the best point I've ever done. >> What? This is you. You've probably already answered this, but I'll ask it anyways. Have you seen women reclaim themselves after divorce, loss, or major life change? >> Literally every session. >> Every session. Yeah. >> Even the girls that have been here 10 times. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I know. That's why >> I know so many of your clients. I'm like, and a lot of times it'd be like I look at the picture, I'm like, who is that? I think I know her. And then because they do look so much different, you know, but >> um >> they just get that feeling and they get that like if you want Yeah. No, I love that. Um, >> that's a force. >> What has this business taught you about women? >> Um, >> well, self love for myself. >> Yep. >> I learned that we're all basically in the same like >> we're all going through the same [ __ ] right? Right. >> We all have those insecurities. I mean, you listen to like >> supermodels that be like, you know, >> they've been cheated on for [ __ ] crying out loud. You know, the mo the woman that you think is the most >> beautiful woman in the world, her man got sick of her [ __ ] you know, and cheated on her. You know, the skinny girls have the insecurities of being too skinny, no curves. The curviest girls have the insecurities of being too curvy, trying to hide their curves. It's >> doesn't even matter. So, how do they how do the skinny girls like versus the heavier girls in the camera? How how what is the difference in how they portray themselves? Cuz you've seen it all obviously. >> Mhm. >> I mean, it truly depends on the client and their history, >> but I would say the skinniest are probably the hardest on themselves >> really. I think society has built them up like you're skinny, like you're beautiful. >> And I'm gonna just because we all know her, Paige, the the medium Paige. Yep. >> Which I should have asked her to be on here, but I we this was we love Paige. And I know she went on the cruise with you guys. >> And I absolutely adore her. But she's just this tiny little child. She has two children, but she looks like a little child herself. You know, >> a child. Yeah, it's the skinniest girls seem to have like society has like built them up like you're beautiful like they put them on this like pedestal and >> so but they don't think that >> they still so when you're even put on a pedestal >> Mhm. and told like skinny >> you're skinny so you're beautiful like you're sexy >> well the Kardashians ruined that over the past eight years they're not good enough they have to have like big >> now you have to have a big butt which I was born with a big ass so I'm like [ __ ] you and all you like I was born with this [ __ ] um oh we're into some family questions what is the most mom thing that you do >> oh [ __ ] probably a Let's go get your daughter. >> Yeah. Like bring my kids in here. >> Okay. What would your kids say is the most annoying thing you do? >> I feel like I'm a cool mom. >> Are you a cool mom? >> I feel like I am. >> Do they feel like you are? >> I think so. I actually do think so. >> That's a good question. >> You be a cool mom. >> Ryan was like, "Can I like be here for the I was like, >> nope." >> She's a good little hype girl, though. I think my son I think it growing up you know he was my only child or whatever and I was young very very young like when I brought him to kindergarten I'll never forget this this day in my life >> I brought him to kindergarten in a 911 Porsche that Jim had bought me for our wedding and we had just got married. >> Was it the yellow white one? >> It was yellow. >> Yeah, that's what it was. And he rolled up to kindergarten in a [ __ ] Porsche. Mom that was in Daisy Duke in white snakes skin cowboy boot. >> Jesus >> bringing my little kid into [ __ ] school. >> Stripper mom just dropped his >> I guarantee everyone out there is like [ __ ] stripper. >> All the teachers All the teachers were Yeah. The little kids were like that cool car. >> [ __ ] stripper or prostitute. One or the other. Oh >> yeah. And I know like he lived a life of different from his friends >> from normal. Yeah. But I do remember his >> friends had to be [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Oh, they were. >> Oh, I want to bang the [ __ ] out of your mom. She's so hot. >> Obviously not in elementary school, but as he >> It doesn't matter, dude. [ __ ] I guarantee by like fifth grade. [ __ ] >> I purposefully told myself down when he was in high school. >> Done. Um, >> but yeah, you lived the life of hell. No wonder. >> It's just me being me and I never even thought about the the percussions that that would create for my son at in elementary school. Obviously, I thought about it in middle school and high school. >> I thought a really rowdy, not good, like child growing up. >> Yeah. So, in my mind, when my kids get to this age, it's like >> that's what I would be doing if I was your age. >> Yeah. Um, >> now were you a good kid? >> No. >> No, you were a party. >> Yes. Yeah, very much so. >> Okay. >> So, what about Dan? >> Weren't you? >> How was Dan as a kid? >> Good. He was good. >> You feel like you were like the type that was you got away with a lot of [ __ ] You were kind of [ __ ] sneaky. [ __ ] >> I absolutely won. I look I look good. >> You just like read through me. did the good [ __ ] on the [ __ ] front >> cuz you look like like I said prim and prop like >> you were like my [ __ ] twin in high school. >> I was I was a good kid. Did everything good? >> No one's ever read me like that before. >> Everything right up until you you [ __ ] turned a blind eye and it's like, "All right, let's What are we doing tonight?" >> How about you, Nikki? How were you in high school or kid? >> You name it, I did it in high school. >> I knew it. I was just more the >> You were not a prude ass [ __ ] >> either. >> No. >> So, compare you and your brother. >> Brother got in more trouble. >> He got more trouble. >> I can see that. Brother, >> I definitely got in more trouble than my sister. My sister was a [ __ ] saint. Literally, >> my brother did more, you know, he did more >> of the risque getting in trouble. And I'm like, dude, don't do that. >> Who's older? Who's older? Yeah, exactly. So the older one, >> you have to know her brother Nate, right? Nate Cook. >> Oh, I know. Yeah, Nate. That's my brother. No [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] I should have put took and cooked together for [ __ ] >> I mean, like, you probably played hockey with >> I was just going to say I grew up with that mother. Yeah, >> I was going to say good >> times. Heck yeah. >> I feel like everyone whether they're in high school, after divorce, they have to get out of their system. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> My craziness now comes out. >> Well, you know what? Yep. Like some some women [ __ ] right? They uh >> they what? Some women >> some women [ __ ] Some women [ __ ] right? >> Some women [ __ ] right. >> [ __ ] right? That's what he said. >> So then they end up getting married right away. >> Let's go with that. >> End up >> young [ __ ] married, pregnant, whatever. And then like 20, 30 years down the road or 10, 15 years down the road, they never got that [ __ ] >> freedom. >> Yeah. That that >> wild side. >> Yep. That [ __ ] you. I'm going to do what you want, what I want. >> See, with me, and we talked about this last podcast, too. Like, I was in a relationship at 14. Like, just stupid. Like, >> just >> But you've always been in relationships. So, I feel like >> 14 to 20. I was with the same boy, you know, I had a kid with him, so I felt like I needed to stick it out. But, >> right, >> I tried. I really, really, really tried. And he got into smoking crack and like got into really heavy drugs and he was just never going to amount to anything. And I was six years into it like okay I don't want this life for my child you know and he wasn't a responsible boyfriend wasn't a responsible father like I was the one who always had a job and like I didn't even want to leave my son with him anymore what kind of >> relationship is that took one of my really good friends at the time to >> say >> to say when are you guys going to get married >> I was like what what Never will I marry him. Never will I marry him. Nope. Nope. >> And that she said, "Well, then what are you doing with like seriously?" It was like that light bulb that had to go off in my head to be like, >> "I would never marry him." I you know, no. >> So, I I want to say I was like maybe two a week or two weeks later, I was packing up my [ __ ] and cuz we lived in Minneapolis at the time. Heading back, heading home to my mom's. Yep. >> Yeah. I seen some story kind of like uh I don't know the dude found out his wife had like a Tinder profile or something. So he's like hey he's like hey we're going on a [ __ ] big trip we need to pack everything up and uh he's like I'll meet you in the car whatever blah blah blah. So she packed everything whatever that night right? >> Yeah. >> Put everything in the car and she's like where's your stuff? And she's like he's like ah don't worry about it. So they get in the car, he's like, "I already put it in there or whatever." And he's like, >> found out she's cheating. So he gets her in the car and he's like, >> pulls up his phone. He's like, "That's your Tinder profile, right? >> Shut up. Is this a true story?" >> Yeah. >> Drove her ass to her parents and like >> dropped her off. >> Bye. >> Don, >> but then you packed your own [ __ ] >> So you see, so I just watched >> such a boss move. It's like he didn't have to deal with no [ __ ] He was already in an hour on the way to like >> I literally just watched something on Facebook or whatever it was on my news or my reels or whatever. But it and I don't don't know whether half the shit's real or not because people always do stuff, but he goes, "I just was at the mall with my kid and I knew my wife was meeting her her lover or whatever at the mall or whatever and he was there before the boyfriend showed up and just like basically like >> it seemed legit like she's like he's like >> she's looking at him. She's like, "What are you guys doing here?" He goes, "Oh, I'm waiting for Bob or whoever the [ __ ] dude's name was." And like she got super pissed off and like kind of shut down. She goes, "Shut that [ __ ] camera off." >> He goes, "No, I ain't shutting it off. You got busted, bitch." And the kid was there, too. >> Oh, that's that's like that one uh >> I think they do like a Tik Tok, Facebook, whatever short where like they'll be on the street and a couple will walk up to this dude and he'll be like, "Oh." He'd be like, "Do you think your girlfriend's got a dating profile open or whatever?" Then he searches the name and then pulls up and she's there. >> She's on Tinder. She's on Bumble. She's on this. >> It sucks to not know like if half the shit's real or faked for views, you know? >> I don't know. Like I've gone on some of them and I feel like mine my shit's probably still active and I wouldn't I wouldn't even know. >> How would you even know? >> Yeah. How do you How do you get into it? >> Why would you even be on there? I love reading the profiles. I don't know why. >> Oh my god. >> So, so many girls hit on him all the time, >> dude. It's like almost >> You don't need a [ __ ] dating site. >> Scroll through like profiles and then pick the hot ones that I like or whatever or whatever catches my eye and then I'll read their profile and I'm like, "Nope." >> So, what's what's the nope? >> What What makes you swipe? >> It could be [ __ ] It could be politics. It could be >> like I don't know. They don't like whatever motor. They don't like guns. They don't like this. They don't like that. Whatever it there could be a half a dozen. >> So they could be hot as [ __ ] but if they are >> they like some little thing that don't like motorcycles >> left you go with it. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. It I mean it is literally cuz you could think >> for all the profiles I was on, you look at it and like oh this is great. And then all of a sudden you start reading I'm like [ __ ] you. It was great. Bye. >> Bye. Bye. >> Bye. >> And that's where I go back to the money thing cuz I feel like a lot of men try to impress you with what they have or what they own or how much money they make. And it is >> for me personally like one of the biggest turnoffs like ever. I don't want to date broke [ __ ] you know, that don't [ __ ] >> I want to learn how to. All right, Madison, we'll do our next drink. >> What are we drinking? >> What is this? >> Um, high shore chandandy. >> A candy. >> A chandi. >> Chandandy. >> Patroning all the time. Oh, sorry. >> This is called what? Um, >> high shore. >> Lion and Google's high shore sh. >> So, this is an 8% beer. It comes in a single can, 24 oz can for $359. No, it's a light beer blended with lemonade. So, >> I feel like this is going to be like a summer shy. >> Yeah, it's got to be close to it, but strong. >> I don't know. >> Oh, it smells delicious. >> Oo, that's good. >> Heavier than summer candy, but very much >> stronger, obviously. 8%. >> And I'm not a beer person, so it's >> same. I really like it. >> It's good. I like it cuz I love the lemonade. >> Yep. Yep. But you can heaviness. >> Mhm. I like it. I would give it a good seven. >> Yeah. Say seven for me. I love that too. >> You like the candies, don't you? The way you like it is lemonade. >> Usually lemon, if it's done right, >> it's very strong. Definitely. >> I don't feel like it tastes that strong, though. >> I feel like the strong 8 n%. >> It does. >> Okay, ladies. I feel like it tastes like >> We're going to do rapid fire opinions. >> Four. >> I can't sit. Okay. >> Men in flipflops. Yes or no? >> [ __ ] that. Socks in flipflops. >> Atmosphere. The atmosphere. >> Okay. So, >> toes to me. >> Oh, of course. >> Well, I don't look at that. >> Oh, I immediately if you're in flipflops, I'm going to look at your feet. >> I don't. It just really depends on the >> where you're at. Yeah. Like >> like if you're on a beach. Yes. >> Yeah. Well, yeah. Obviously. >> If you're not like you're in [ __ ] steel toad boots on a beach, I'm going to look at you weird. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's usually me. >> Yeah. >> You are not. >> I swear to God. >> I've been to the beaches with you. You are not in boots. >> It's either boots or flip flops. >> You're in flipflops. >> But yeah, >> I would hope you're in flipflops. >> It depends. If it's a little bit even chilly, I'm [ __ ] with boots. Yeah. >> On a beach, >> even all long pants. Like I never [ __ ] the only time I literally ever wear shorts is hot as [ __ ] in the summertime whether I'm like out in the garage. >> I've been to Key West with you. You've been in flipflops >> or like an atmosphere like that. >> Yeah. >> Cancun >> and you were at our wedding. >> You were in flipflops. >> Yeah. >> You were just hammered drunk the entire >> dude. That was like a [ __ ] I don't even know how long I was there. 3 4 days. Oh, just >> Well, you ended up staying longer. Yeah, but yeah. >> 72 hours of blackoutness. >> Yeah. >> Um >> I blew out my flipflops there. >> I have done that before, too. Is being >> That's the worst. >> Is being funny hotter than being rich for men. >> Women say yes, but I feel like no. >> Oh, one you if you're not if you don't have a sense of humor. >> I'd rather have a sense of humor than Yep. I love funny rather than Yep. Yep. >> Are women more dangerous with silence or with screenshots? >> With what? >> Screenshots. >> [ __ ] It's a [ __ ] toss 50/50 toss up. >> I would say silence. >> Oh, screenshots can be deadly though. >> Screenshot. Yeah, it depends on what the screenshot is. Like if you're sitting there facetiming and doing some [ __ ] funky [ __ ] and then they decide to >> helicopter like >> Yeah, exactly. And then they decide that to share it with your family. >> Teeny weeny. >> Yep. >> I would say screenshots. >> Yeah, screenshots got nowadays. I would say screenshots got to be [ __ ] more deadly. >> Nikki, what screams red flag immediately? Um, for me, >> yeah, >> I want to get married and have kids. >> You are married. >> So, I mean, >> you are married. >> You are married. >> That's a good good one. >> For me, if you are so into yourself and have to talk about yourself all the time. >> Yeah, >> that is a huge red flag for me. It's like goodbye, see you later. >> When you haven't asked me one question. >> Exactly. I agree. I I I do not I don't I don't care about you. I care about you, but I don't care. Don't try to impress me. >> No, I don't you 100%. >> Trust me, you can't impress me. >> And what screams trying too hard, Sherry? >> What's in anything? >> In Well, men. We're talking about men. >> Oh, okay. Um I feel like I got the hard question. >> I liked her question better. >> You're like, "Fuck, I'm on the spot. I can't think of [ __ ] like this, but I got to [ __ ] >> hard. >> Damn it. >> Trying too hard. >> I feel like you just like tell when someone's not being themselves. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> Going back to the bragging. I feel like you have to brag about anything. >> Tell they're not being themselves. >> I want you to tell me about yourself, but it can't be like in a bragging manner. >> Don't brag about it. >> It sounds like bragging though, and they're just telling you what they have. Here, I'll always say this. The old kid rock thing. It ain't bragging if you can back it up. >> You know, I have, and you know this, and you guys all know this, I have >> many motorcycles. >> Many >> high dollar motorcycles. When have you ever heard me talk about them? >> Never. Never. >> Never. Because first of all, I don't need to talk about them to most people because I don't even want them to know that they [ __ ] have them. Number one, >> I would [ __ ] Yeah. >> Yeah. So, I always keep it on down though. So, it's only the the very few closest people that I'm friends with, my neighbors and my friends and stuff like that. >> I would probably literally trade my left testicle to drive that [ __ ] >> police bike you have that has never been started. No gas. >> Police. Yeah. What? >> Is it a police bike or is it the fire bike? >> It's Please. >> Please. >> It's never had gas or oil put in it. >> I would. >> What? >> I think I would honestly [ __ ] trade. >> Okay. Where'd you come upon this? >> Well, >> well, no, my right testicle, not my left one. >> Long story short, >> they're both useless. >> They're both useless to you right now. >> No, right now they are. >> Yeah, they're useless to everybody. >> So, they're useless. So, you can give up both of them. >> Donate sperm to the sperm bag. Like, look at those genetics you could have passed on. Okay, back to Chris's story about this motorcycle. >> I'm sidetracked. >> Yeah, obviously it's a motorcycle that my husband had and he he had built or whatever and from the ground up and it's very rare. It's very old and >> Yeah, there's Yeah, >> the guy who who built it who we still need to have on the podcast. Um he >> Oh, you still talking that dude? >> Oh, yeah. >> [ __ ] Yeah, we do. >> He um Yeah, you love him. Um >> I already do. He's just like, "Don't ever put gas oil in it, you know." >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> So, it was restored from the ground up, >> you know, and it took about 7 years to restore it to get it to 100% original. >> What year is that again? >> Uh 1944. >> Is it perfect? >> And it's it's what a knuckle. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, dude. It's like it's like all of the [ __ ] holy grails of like >> And I've been to the Harley-Davidson Museum. They don't have one >> because most of them were used in World War II, which none of them left. >> So, it's a very cool story behind it. Not probably for this this podcast, but someday >> we got to have >> someone needs to drive that [ __ ] bike. When you die, will it to me so I can drive it? >> Maybe I will. I don't know. >> Perfect. I will drive the [ __ ] out of that thing >> cuz people need to see that thing. Are gym selfies ever acceptable? I think for women it's acceptable. When a guy does it, it's gay. >> Oh my god. >> I feel like if it makes someone feel good, like I don't know. >> It depends on how cocky are they being >> for women to do it. I feel like ah it's acceptable. Well, when I see a guy do it, it's kind of >> Well, it depends on I So, I'm going to go back to the >> I feel like if you see a guy, it's like into like >> his phone. >> That's the question of screams trying too hard. >> Yes, exactly. >> Because you ever watch those Joe Swall videos? >> No. >> No. >> No. >> So, this dude's like a massive This dude is just [ __ ] jacked. Like [ __ ] [ __ ] Muscles on muscles jacked. >> Yeah. and he calls out people who do that [ __ ] Whe whether like >> someone's videotaping themselves doing something and uh like someone cuts in front and then that person [ __ ] has an issue or like someone's in the bathroom and they're videotaping and there's a dude in the tall, he like calls him out. He's like, "You [ __ ] you need to be banned. You need to do better." His his famous saying is like, "You need to do better." But and then he also does like good gym etiquette videos too. So he does both sides. >> And I want to say now I have several professional and this is they are professional bodybuilders. That's what they do for a living. Several of the people that I know that I'm friends with when they do it they're doing it for a purpose because it's their business. >> So I do not lump them into that. I'm talking about the average Joe that's at the gym or whatever. >> No, because the average Joe. So, when I was on these profiles, that's all you ever seen. >> Oh, really? >> Oh, >> that they say that's one of the biggest turnoffs. >> Just a guy without a shirt on is one of the biggest. Well, that but then the guys, they're selfies. They're at the gym. They're like got the barbells, whatever they I'm like left all freaking day long cuz I'm like >> I don't care. >> Yeah. What is there is >> Speaking of men, what's what kind of body type do you like? >> Me? >> Yeah. Or doesn't it matter? >> Dad, it does. >> Dad bods are popular, but >> they say I think it's [ __ ] >> I don't like a dad bod. No one likes a dad bod. Even dad bots don't like dad bods. >> You've seen it on Facebook though. They're pick they pick dads. >> [ __ ] to give [ __ ] false confidence. Get [ __ ] by the confidence that the gym guys have. >> But also I feel like dudes just don't give a [ __ ] and they are confident in like >> guys are not like women when it comes to their body. They >> No, they you can [ __ ] that dude will [ __ ] rip off his shirt. He's got a beer belly. He's like, "Better to have a keg than a [ __ ] six-pack, motherfucker." >> But look at like people that we know that ride motorcycle. You know, if a guy's got a Harley, he she don't give a [ __ ] if he's 450 lbs. If he rides a motorcycle, he's hot. >> Dude, I never You know what's weird? They say that all the time. Like, oh, Harley, whatever. You pick up chicks. I have had way more success picking up chicks on rockets than Harley's all day. 10 to one. 10 to [ __ ] one. 100 fucking%. >> No way. 100%. I was [ __ ] lying. >> And maybe cuz I was younger when I had the rocket >> probably, >> but I mean I feel like you're picking up. >> Did you feel like more like a baddie when you were on the rocket? >> Yeah. >> Like your like your confidence was like higher, >> dude. It It's out of control. >> I attracted the confidence like not cocky but like >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you carry the confidence, it might be like >> Well, I mean I feel like I'm fairly confident no matter what day. >> Yeah, I think you are. Like even a good friend of mine that I met when a couple well probably 10 15 years ago, 10 years ago now, we were in uh South Dakota and uh what was weird is like she went up to my dad and like your son's cockier than a [ __ ] But had not said one [ __ ] word to me >> and I'm like how the [ __ ] do you get me being cocky? You need to even say >> I feel like that was her insecurity. Yeah, 100%. But yeah, like when rockets Oh, [ __ ] Those things make you feel >> like you turned yourself on right now. >> Dude, I am. >> He's getting a heart on, >> dude. I I have been It's funny you say that cuz I've been like looking at crotch rockets like a month or two from you. >> You're not getting one. >> You never listen. >> You have never [ __ ] even rode one. So you cannot say [ __ ] >> I've rode one. I've not driven. >> All right. Driven. Was that the left or right? >> Yeah. >> Listen, if I get that BMW M1000, >> you might as well get the Corvette with a [ __ ] >> no freaking rockets. >> Get that B. What? >> No. >> What >> croc? No. >> Whatever. Your kids [ __ ] driving around a rocket go. >> He was in a freaking sprint. I was like done. [ __ ] >> No. We love you. We want you around. >> No, you got to live. >> Yeah, that that that's the problem with those. >> You already know it. >> That's why I haven't bought one because I >> Exactly. know myself >> and I know >> because you know that it's not a good thing. >> Speed going fast gives me such a [ __ ] stiffesty >> I agree with that as well. >> Why don't we put you in a race car? >> I do. Well, I would I can't afford it, dude. I know what those >> No. How about I put you in one? >> Oh, [ __ ] Sign me up. >> He would love it. >> I'd be naked driving that [ __ ] thing solid hard on. How about how about if I put you in a passenger and riding one after? >> Not >> no you like literally like so literally you were like in one as a passenger. Yeah. >> Y then >> I get to drive >> put you in one as a driver >> 100 fucking%. >> He would love it. >> Where do we how do I sign up? >> How do I sign up? >> How much does it cost me and where do I sign up? >> I'll figure it out for Can I do the fast one though? I want the one that go like 150 plus. >> What if I'm the slow one? >> If I If I'm >> Can I put you in the one that goes 60 m hour? >> Guaranteed loser. >> No. 60 m an hour. My [ __ ] mini bike is going to do 60 someday. >> Holly. >> Yeah. >> Question for you. What makes a woman instantly intimidating to you? >> Well, >> intimidating. >> Yeah. Have you ever been intimidated by a woman? Not so much, but I would say like a turn on is just like a Billy badass that just doesn't give a [ __ ] and carries herself. >> But what's intimidating to you where you would be like, I don't want to go talk to her because she's intimidating. >> What's that part? >> [ __ ] I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen it. >> I believe it actually. >> Really? >> I mean, yeah. >> Really? >> You've never had that? >> To where? where you see a woman at a bar. >> Whatever it is about her, you're like, I'm not going to go talk to you ain't got a [ __ ] chance. >> When I was like I would say from when I was like 16 to like 21, I would say literally [ __ ] anything. >> Oh, anything was intimidating. >> Yeah. Okay. >> But like nowadays, [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] >> But is it only because you're drunk? >> It could be. >> Cuz you are way different sober than when you are drinking. I am more reserved when I'm so >> Oh, 1,000%. >> You're like not even the same person, >> right? Right. But >> he's so quiet and shy. >> Really? Oh, yeah. >> Oh, dude. [ __ ] when I was >> When people run into him that normally see him at the bar, he wouldn't even talk to me. That's why Sarah gets so mad about you. >> She's like, I see him at Coburns and he won't even [ __ ] say hi to me. And I'm like, because he's not drunk, >> right? >> No, it is true. >> Pretty much. Yeah. >> So, you literally need to be >> liquid courage liquid courage to >> and I've gotten that from a lot of men throughout my life where they wouldn't talk to me. >> I would say like nowadays if >> to be a turnoff >> nowadays if I'm interested in I don't need [ __ ] [ __ ] I literally wouldn't I'd tell a chick I'd want her to sit on my face. I could do it. >> Does that work? >> So, it has. >> Oh my god. >> Speaking of like confidence, too. >> See, that's what I'm saying. But I know you so well. >> But also >> I know him very well where >> I believe and this is my opinion only, but I know cuz I've been around you for 20 years >> enough to know >> most of the women that he's been in a relationship have all hit on him first. >> Yeah, I do I do tend to favor uh >> See, he doesn't have to work at it. Dominant >> women, you never really had to work at it. >> So you want dominant women more? I think it's just who >> approaches him. >> Yeah. >> Like he he's very obviously very handy. >> If they have the confidence to come up and say anything, then yeah, that it's kind of that's even more of a turn. >> Any girl that you've been You've already told me Roxy hit on you at work. >> She called me a What did she say? >> God, she was such a >> She thought you were so hot. >> She was such >> She didn't act like it. She's like the like literally the first interaction we ever had together, right? I I got a job there and I had to go through training, whatever, watch videos or whatever. >> Yeah, she's HR, which >> not a good thing. >> Yeah, right. You obviously are not supposed to [ __ ] Snapchat your nakedness. >> No to HR person. >> Probably not. >> It worked. It [ __ ] worked. >> But whatever. She walks up. She's like, "Here, read this. [ __ ] Watch that video." and let me know when you're done. And then walks off and like right [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Did you really think that about her? >> Oh 100 [ __ ] I told her that. I'm like >> such a [ __ ] >> But that obviously was attractive to you. >> Yeah. With that kind of confidence, you just walk up and >> because I feel like Chelsea was all like she was gung-ho. Well, going for you. She wasn't gonna [ __ ] hold back. Like she went for you big time. And I feel like in >> Speaking of her, I [ __ ] met up with her a couple weeks ago and had drinks >> with Chelsea. I hope her husband doesn't watch this podcast. >> Why? You probably knew. >> Oh, I doubt it. >> All right, maybe not. >> Let's say you doubt it. >> I doubt it. I highly doubt it. Erase. But anyways, that's cool. >> Delete. >> Yeah. >> Control alt delete. >> Yeah, I ain't deleting [ __ ] Um, >> what the [ __ ] Am I going to get drunk for that? >> Maybe. >> [ __ ] >> All right, we need to move move on into our next drink. >> And then we're going to have to [ __ ] put Polly in the wings. >> What? >> So, you're going to go in the wings. >> Swings and wings and all >> swing. And you're going to have to do a couple poses. >> What? >> Yep. Did you stretch today? >> Does it look like I [ __ ] stretch? I'm a truck driver. >> I'm gonna tell you right now, if you don't stretch, you're [ __ ] up. >> [ __ ] >> He's cramping up. >> Yeah, you're cramping up to sit here. >> So, this is called Rainbow Elite. >> Oh, I like >> It comes in a 20 Are those huge cans? What are those cans? That's a >> 16 oz. Very light. >> Those are 16 oz. >> No, that's 12. >> Why does it look different? >> Skinny and tall. Um, Multra, >> isn't it like Yeah, I was just going to say like the MC Ultra. >> So, 2469. >> I just spilled it on myself. >> What? >> Oh, who drinks this? >> Our friend. >> Oh, wait. Hang on. >> Got to face. Yep. Oh, got to turn more. >> So, this is comes in a 24 pack for $24.69. It's an American logger. Light body, clean, slightly grainy with a mild hop bitter. >> That's good. 100%. Yep. It's fine. >> I don't like hops. >> I don't love beer, but you'll be fine. >> You'll be fine. That's what everyone says. >> For a beer. >> It is. I mean, it's it's like rain. >> Yep. It's I think it's fine. >> I don't taste any hops in it. >> This tastes like [ __ ] watered down beer. >> It's the American logger. >> All right, let's do the rumble mints before >> What? >> No. >> Not the last one. There's only one tiny shot of it that we have. I didn't bring anything more than that. >> We're going to do this because we have been putting this one off for like the last >> [ __ ] rumple mints. Remember that >> it's rumble mint and fireball. >> Cinnamon. >> It's so swear to God. Cinnamon Rumple Mints. >> Rumple Mint is that first drink I ever had with the orange crush. >> Yeah. >> Drink so much Rumble Mint. >> Did you see that podcast? >> No, I have not. That's one. >> That was the very first podcast where he talked about his very first hangover >> where he drank >> rumble mint mixed with orange crushed. >> Oh, yes, I did. Watch >> that. I'm like, dude, that's like deadly. >> Well, because like >> you should have died. We thought he was. >> I probably damn near did that night. My buddy, his uncle is the one who got us the >> work tomorrow. >> He's the one who got us alcohol. >> These are so funny. >> Okay, hang on. They have one bottle. >> There's another little shooter in there, too. >> Oh, let's get another one. Yeah. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> I did. >> Oh, >> got another one. >> You got it. >> Now, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> Oh, >> there. Right there. I got it. Go. It's too wet. Are you sure? >> We'll do this one. >> It's too wet. >> Okay. Well, >> I got it. >> No. Pour it in there. We got to [ __ ] find out. >> Wow. Okay. Just a little bit. I'll I'll try a little bit too. >> There. Yep. Nailed it. >> Looks like pee. >> Oh, you're insane. >> I feel like that's good. Perfect. Looks like Sunday Funny went to the next level. >> Yeah. >> So, we have been putting this off for like the last three podcasts cuz we always run out. Like, we run out of time. >> Okay. Well, >> we we still already gone an hour over. >> Oh, [ __ ] We are way over. Um, >> sidetracked. This is called Rumble Mint Cinnamaments. >> How do I get the short [ __ ] [ __ ] you. >> Oh my [ __ ] god. >> 50%. >> Don't even >> There's no She literally has no like >> I'm not a quitter. I'll do it. But >> or a spitter. >> So supposedly this is Rumble and Fireball mix. >> Nicole, >> you said it. You said it, Nicole. >> Nicole. >> Oh, we're not even going to go there. >> What? She's a quitter or a spitter? >> Oh, >> all right. Cheers, guys. >> This is it. This is our last mess. >> Then Paul's getting in the sex swing. >> Oh my god, guys. >> Okay. >> Oh, nope. [ __ ] >> It's got good flavor, but Oh my gosh. >> [ __ ] that hard pass. >> Oh, >> it's interesting. >> It's very interesting. I would not recommend. >> Well, look at the alcohol, you guys. >> It tastes like >> 50%. >> It tastes like I like it. But >> so drink gasoline, >> right? >> Mouthwash with a hint of cinnamon. >> Yes. >> 100%. >> [ __ ] it. I I can't do it. I >> mix it with orange juice. >> No. [ __ ] you. And orange crush. Not >> orange crush pop. >> [ __ ] all that [ __ ] [ __ ] that shit.com. >> Can you imagine drink is not cool. >> That's like brushing your teeth and then drinking orange juice. Yes. >> How horrible that is. Dude, I like it. I like doing that [ __ ] >> Can we tell her about Nicole? >> You can tell her about Nicole all day long. >> So, this Nicole or is there another alter ego? >> Yes. >> Do you have an alter ego? >> Yes. This is so fun. >> On my indie babe cruise. >> What? >> You know, like they went on a cruise there. A bunch of them. I have like 16 of my >> 16 of us. >> I need to talk about cruises. I've always wanted to do one, but I kind of feel sketchy about it. >> I'll tell you no. Don't go on it. So, first first day on the Indie Vape cruise, everyone's like very proper right now. >> How many days? >> 16 of us. >> 16 people. >> 16 of us days. >> Yeah. >> No, six days. Whatever. Six. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. >> I watched all the video or pictures and stuff. You guys look like you have so much fun. >> We did. We had a good time. >> I was jealous. >> And I was like her like name on her card was Nicole. Like Nicole. >> Oh, >> I don't even see you as a Nicole. Like you are a Nicole now. >> Yeah. On the cruise I was Nicole. >> She different personality. >> Is that your real name? >> It is. Okay. My real name is Christine, but nobody calls me. >> No. So according to the person that calls her, it was >> I was like Nicole was like a whole new person. Like I was like you were like a baddie. Like, >> oh, >> I'm a bad [ __ ] >> [ __ ] being good. I'm a bad [ __ ] It's like a [ __ ] trying to tell me how to live. >> Yep. I'm a bad bad [ __ ] >> It was good. >> We're back home. She's Nikki now. >> The [ __ ] down. >> So, tell us about the cruise. >> Yeah, I want to hear the story. >> Where did you guys go? >> What did [ __ ] Nicole do? >> Does she remember? We don't drink and tell. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> I will. >> Yeah. Tell us the story. the answer. Don't pass me to you. >> Did you meet anybody on the >> No, I did not. >> Well, >> all right. Did we hook up on the Okay. >> I did not hook up on the >> Did we buy a drink package? >> Absolutely. And I had it done by day two. >> Yeah. >> No way. >> Yeah. >> Oh, there's limits. >> No, there's not. >> Yeah. But if you figure what you you know when you buy the drink package >> and then on your little app on there >> you look at how much you drank. >> Yeah. >> I'm like well I paid for that day too. >> Yeah. Exact. Well see >> I drink day one. Yeah. >> That's that's what I'm saying. Like those >> So can't you go into port and bring a bottle back though or they let you? >> No. >> I think they check your rooms and [ __ ] don't they? Or no >> when you get back on the cruise ship they check. I mean back going back on >> they check rooms. >> No, they don't. I mean, not that I know of. >> They check your B like your luggage and stuff. >> I feel like you if you're someone who drinks, I feel like a [ __ ] drink package is mandatory. >> You have to >> because like they charge,000% >> 12 to [ __ ] $20 a drink. So, when I looked at it, when I first got the drink package because this lady here got me drunk three times before I said yes before the other >> Yep. Before I said yes to the cruise. >> She's like, "Buy the drink package." I'm like, "All right." So, I bought the drink package and at the time it was only >> I I seen on their patron. >> Yeah. >> I'm like, "What the fuck?" >> Yeah. >> Well, then I got on the ship and there was Kamigos. I'm like, >> I'm golden. >> We all got customer. >> We just made our money back time. >> I'm golden. So then we get on there and I'm like, all right, >> we all day long drink. Drink. Drink. That's all we did was drink. >> And >> I feel like that's all there is to do on a [ __ ] cruise. >> Well, that that there is. >> You go to the pool, you drink. You go to a show, you drink. You go to [ __ ] dinner, you drink. >> That's all you do. But I mean, it was fun. It was a good time. My first cruise ever. >> Yeah. >> Would I ever do another cruise? >> You wouldn't? And why? >> Yeah. Why? Why not? Because >> Cuz I've never done one. >> I got a friend who [ __ ] loves them. >> Some people love them, some people hate. I feel like there's no in between. >> You have to go with the mind. Exactly. You have to go with the mindset like you are on a cruise, you're on their schedule, you're doing their thing. >> So for me, >> what about it didn't you like >> For me, >> it was like a big hotel. >> It is. Yeah. It's like a big city, honestly. do not being I do I don't like being in control >> in the confinement of it. >> Yep. I That part bothered me. >> Um I love children >> but I don't [ __ ] I love I love children >> but it's the children in my group. >> I don't like everybody else's kids. I don't want to listen. >> So the children in my group >> your kids too my kids >> I feel like if I had kids I wouldn't even like those little [ __ ] >> Probably not. >> You take care of them. >> Look at these little [ __ ] >> Push them off. >> Yep. >> And >> if you can swim, [ __ ] >> I just ports that we went to, but I found out through Sherry that it would have been different. >> Um I only liked one port, did not like the others. >> Wow. And it's just I'd rather be on land. So let me fly in. Let me rent a car. Let me go to my Airbnb. Whatever it is. >> Oh yeah. >> Let me go to the beach. >> Yeah. >> I'm heaven. >> Yeah. >> Do not tell me that I have to be on a ship. >> You don't want to be on a schedule. >> No schedule. Okay. >> The one day we did we did get off in port >> cuz you have to be back at a certain time. Oh, you have to be I mean Bahamas I loved. >> Had a great freaking time. Everyone does. Amazing time in the Bahamas. It was wonderful. >> I've never been there. >> Oh, I haven't either. I'm >> freaking amazing. >> Cancun cosmlo getting down and raising. >> Got in Mexico. That port did not for me I did not like >> was not me. It was whatever >> the part didn't you like? >> Well, >> Costa. Costa Maya. Yep. Costaya. I did. I mean checked out. >> And then after that I was checked out. >> So we got went to we were supposed to go to Cosml and I'm like And we did and I was like I told her and Nancy I said if you guys want to go go but >> I'm not >> I like Cosmemell but we it's it was >> Yeah. >> So it it was fine but >> close to it was like >> oh my god it was not good. Was it really? >> 100%. It was the worst. The worst. I've never eaten. It was horrible. So, yeah. >> So, literally for my experience, you get off, you go and I get it. You you you go into Mexico and you get off on these areas and like, "Oh my god, this sketchy." Whatever. We get to >> Well, all the ref wrap waits for you. >> Yeah. And we get to the cigars, whatever, everything. Yeah. With a Dominican. You literally walk through this area and I'm like, "All right." >> And I'm like, "All right." And we get to the beach and I'm like, >> there was still seaweed. It It was smelly. It was horrible. We all went to each other after we took them all. >> I was like, "I don't want to drink." >> What? 45 minutes we were there. We took a few pictures, whatever. And I was like, >> "Let's get back on the ship." >> They're like, "Do we take I'm like, "Let's go." But then when you get back to port to get back on the ship, you got to go through a It was stupid. >> And then we got back on and it was fine. But >> it was bad. >> No, never again. >> Never again. >> No, not me. I did I did it. I will never be at the bar and have drinks and go on a freaking cruise ever again. >> It was like twice at the at she's like, I don't know. I'll think about it. And we text her one day and she's like didn't respond to us. Like you [ __ ] So like the next week we like text her again. She's like, "God damn it, tell me how much it is. Like send me the link. >> Next thing I know, [ __ ] talk to me. Next thing I'm going >> I'm going. Zero. All right. >> Zero regrets. I mean, it was a great time. >> Everyone's going with 16 women. I >> mean, it's 16 women. It was a great It was a good time. Well, especially if it's all people, you know, and no, >> what the [ __ ] >> No, I >> That was a beautiful part. >> I did not know I knew all 14 of them. >> Yeah, she knew 14 of them. I did not know all 16 of them. >> Not even close. >> But that was a beautiful part of it. >> But it was great. And it was >> Well, yes, it was because I did my own thing. >> I'd have fun. >> I did my own thing. I didn't care. You have fun no matter what. Yeah, >> put me in a [ __ ] barrel of monkeys and put in jail. He's going to find >> I'm still finding sideways to [ __ ] [ __ ] up. >> But I mean, it was fun. So, I mean, it's just cruise ships are not my jam. >> This is so good. >> She dude, my my financial adviser did one of those cruises, but he did like a threemon thing. So it was like Africa >> three months. It was 90 probably spending it. >> Yep. Yeah. Your finances were gone. >> Yeah. Right. >> Yeah. >> That's why >> that's why you have to work for another 3 years because your 14 >> 14 years. >> [ __ ] sakes. >> Yeah. [ __ ] >> Cuz your finances are gone. >> But yeah, he did like I think it was like Africa, a Australia, and like Antarctica or something. >> Oh my god. Yeah, it was aggressive. But he's got some sick [ __ ] pictures from it, too. >> Well, I mean, >> as you bet that's three continents. >> Well, and dude, in like the money, I think it was >> three out of the seven. >> I think it was like 30 I don't even know how much I honestly don't even know how much it was, but it was like when he told me I'm like, "Fuck, that hurts my soul. You spend that much money." >> Yeah. Right. On a [ __ ] trip. I'm like, "All right, I'm paying you too much. Give me my money back. [ __ ] off." >> How much do you pay your guy? >> I don't even know. >> He just takes a percentage. >> It's a percentage of what? I think it's like >> It's a percentage of what you make off of your stuff. >> I think it's a percentage of what I have in there. So, it's like >> you do better, they do better. Yeah. >> Yeah. Exactly. >> Yep. >> Which that dude's [ __ ] He >> You said you've said way very good things about him. Who's your guy? Uh what's his name? [ __ ] uh Jay Zimmerman. >> In Zimmerman at Edward Jones. >> Oh, >> okay. So, you're at Edward. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> My my cousin Jamie Carlson, he just started with Edward Jones and he's [ __ ] kicking ass and taking names, too. It's like I kind of want to give him like I don't know, maybe like 40 grand to let him play with and be like, "Hey, let's see what you do. >> Put this on high risk. Let's just like let us play out." But that that you know what part of me feels like a [ __ ] because that kid is so [ __ ] lucky. I just that kid could [ __ ] fall in a pile of pig [ __ ] and somehow come smelling like Cupid's [ __ ] arrow. I don't even know how he does what he does. It's ridiculous. That kid is >> I don't He has got the [ __ ] luck of the Irish and that horseshoe shoved so far [ __ ] up his ass he can taste the [ __ ] >> would you say your cousin? >> Yeah. Oh >> yeah. Yeah, Jamie Carl's a little [ __ ] Love you, but [ __ ] you. >> All right, we're going to put uh Polly in the wings. >> I'm going to go over here. >> I might have to >> I feel like I'm going to >> So, you're going to go in the wings. The angel wings. You be like Victoria's Secret model. >> Yep. >> Like uh >> Oh my god. I got to get my phone >> now. Strike a pose. >> Hold on. >> Pose, Paulie. You got to pose. >> Does this Does this >> You got to show them the poses. I want to see how my wings look. >> Hang on. >> And then go like this. >> Damn, Gina. >> Turn this way. >> Holy [ __ ] It's 81° out. >> Do you >> like work it? >> You got to work. >> You got to work it. >> Like work it. Yes. >> Yes. >> Yeah. Like work it. You got to get those wings into >> and then take the [ __ ] off. >> I'm scared he's going to ruin them. >> I know, dude. Well, they don't touch the ground, so I'm okay, right? >> Yeah, you're fine. >> I kind of feel like [ __ ] What's his face? >> Do you feel like Victoria's Secret bottle? >> No. Uh what's his name? Lucifer. >> Oh, Lucifer. >> Does he have wings? >> Okay, you got to pause though. Those things [ __ ] up. >> You got to show them poses. How do you when you were if that was the girl? >> Like go like this. Like >> go up. >> Yeah. And pop a hip. Pop it. >> Pop a hip. >> You're like >> this one. This one. >> Yeah. You're popping the junk out. You need to like pop a hip. >> He doesn't know how. >> Yes. >> I don't Yeah. I don't I lead with my junk. >> I feel like my wings are too low. >> No. Pop my hip. >> Would I go like this? Yeah. >> Just the hit. Just hit >> Oh, like that. >> Junk. Yeah. Not your junk. >> Oh my god, that is funny. All right, now you got to get in the swing. Okay, let's go this way. >> He's like so impressed by himself. >> I know, right? >> I just like the way these wings move when they >> The girls say the same things, >> right? >> Yeah. >> They're so fun. How long for Halloween? How much are these things? >> A lot. A lot. >> Not even. >> And they they take a lot of time to put together. >> Over like 500 bucks. >> Oh yeah. >> Very much. >> Okay. Now in the swing. >> Stirups. >> Oh. >> Okay. So like sit down like a normal >> swing. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> I'm going to go on the other side. >> Put your feet in one foot in here. >> Hold on. >> Have you ever had to put your feet in stirrups before? >> No. >> At the doctor's office. Like really like hang like Yep. Let your butt like come forward more. Yep. >> And like really pop your junk. >> You can't pop cuz you're going to fall off the >> I feel like this is a g [ __ ] I've ever done. >> Look. Spread the legs wider. >> Spread your legs. >> Yeah. Really open up to it. Yes. Put it higher. >> Oh, [ __ ] This is going to be on the internet, right? >> Oh my god, I'm dying. Oh, >> okay. You just got to show him the one pose on the couch >> of the >> the arch >> on the back of the couch >> or whatever. >> So, literally on the back of the couch. >> Back of the couch. >> At the back of the couch. >> I think on this. >> Well, the silver couch we would do it, but I don't know. >> You can do it. It'll be high. >> I can, but >> Well, I know you can. >> I don't know if he wants to do it down here. Maybe. >> No. Right there. >> Okay. Can you do this, Polly? >> Polly, you can do this. Both feet up. Yep. >> Really? Let your hair fall back. >> I think your chest up really high. >> My hat's not coming off. >> Get your chest up really high and then point your toes when you do it. >> Point my toes. >> Yep. >> I got socks on. >> You can do it. >> I was thinking more the back the back arch. >> Oh, that's not one. Let's do that one. Do >> that. >> I don't want him to fall. >> I don't give a [ __ ] >> Yeah, that's why I was like a little worried about that one. >> Yeah. >> So, like this one? >> Yes. >> Can you do that with your back? >> I don't [ __ ] know. >> Let's try it. Over here. Over here. >> Oh, you have to do this one first. >> Perfect. >> Okay. >> We got to get one. >> You got to point the toes. >> Up. >> No. Out. Out. >> Down. Yep. Like that. >> All right. What's next? >> Oh my god. >> It's more of a core workout, so you have to like hold it. >> Yeah. >> This arm goes backwards like this. >> Yep. Oh, there you go. >> He's doing it. >> Turn it back more. >> He's doing it like this. >> Yep. >> Oh, I can. >> And knees together. Knees have to be tight. There you go. >> Squish your balls. >> And then just squitches. >> Okay. Keep your eyes open, otherwise you'll like get wobbly. >> All right. There we go. That's That's aggressive to balance. >> That's aggressive. >> Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. >> Okay. >> Then get it before. >> All right. This one's a [ __ ] So, we got to do this one. So, >> this one's really hard. >> So, lay down. >> I don't feel like I can arch my back. >> Have the right. He does have a bad back, so I don't know if he can do this. >> He'll be fine. >> Knees together. I don't like them together. >> Tippy toe like spread eagle tippy toe. Go on your elbows. >> Look at a ballerina. [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] Pull yourself together. >> You do this for a living. >> Get your [ __ ] professional face off. >> That's the best whole point I've ever done. >> What? >> The best whole point. My toe point is on point. It's on point. >> It's on point. >> She goes, "That's the best to point I've ever seen." >> I did a lot of point. >> What did you say? No. I got >> the I'm dying. >> Okay. >> Polly, put your legs out more. >> Oh, there we go. There we go. >> Back see it. Head up higher like that. doesn't come back anymore. >> Trying to >> hands up above your head, >> dude. I got >> Hands up above your head. >> Keep your butt on the ground. >> I'm going to lift you up here. >> All right, >> there we go. >> Hold it. >> Hold it. >> Got it. >> There we go. Bring me. Yes. Look at that toe point. >> Yes. I like it. See how much work modeling is. >> Yeah. Ra. Paulie, that's what we go through. >> That sounds aggressive. >> I didn't sign up for this [ __ ] >> I actually did, but I'm exhausted, too. >> I bet you did. >> It's all in the angles. >> It's all in the angles. >> It's all in the angles. Trust me. >> It literally is all in the angles. >> Whether you're on the chair, the couch, the bed, the floor, it's all in angles. >> Yeah. And lighting. >> You got everything burping up that [ __ ] ripple mint. Oh, that was horrible. That was like >> enough. >> Yeah. Round that brown. >> I've been scared to try that for like three weeks. >> I'm glad. So glad you made it for us. >> Yeah. Right. >> Thank you. >> Thanks. Yeah. You're welcome. >> You're welcome. >> You're welcome. >> I just love that it has an eight on the can, too. >> It reminds you every time I take a drink. >> Yep. >> An eight. Is that what you said? >> I like eight. Eight's my favorite number. >> Nine's mine. I'll one up you. >> All right. Well, we are going to finish it up. We've finished it up with all the poses from Polly. These are classic. Best toe point ever. >> Ever. Ever. >> Nailed it. >> Um, thank you for joining Beer Boos and BS. I hope you really enjoyed this show. I want to thank Nikki. I want to thank Sherry and of course Paulie, Maddie for joining us today and taking part of this episode of Beer Boos and BS. and we are going to sign out. Peace out, guys. >> Okay, bye >> bye. Heat. Heat. N. Heat. Heat.