The Ticket Archive

Donnie is missing so Craig, Gordo, Corby, and Jub discuss travel and sharing beds.

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Favorite bits from the history of 1310 The Ticket, broadcast on both AM and FM.

Matt Mclearin:

09:38, it is a Friday morning here with The Invasion. We don't No Donovan Lewis as he still has not made his way to the main house.

Gordon Keith:

Dude, he is pushing it. Exactly.

Matt Mclearin:

Hey. But you got Matt McLaren. The musers are here. Corby's here. If you missed it, we had our major station announcement earlier this morning.

Matt Mclearin:

Coming up Friday, June 12, the unofficial kickoff to summer, we will have our summer chill soccer party brought to you by Origin Bank and Men's Tea Clinic. It'll be at Sidecar Social in Frisco. So we'll have our roundtables, time wasters, and then a US men's soccer watching party for USA and Paraguay. Paraguay. It's all free too.

Matt Mclearin:

Free parking, free admission, Paraguay. All of that. So Friday, June 12, make your plans. Be there. Hardline will kick it off at three at Sidecar Social in Frisco.

Corby Davidson:

That'll be cool because we're gonna have, like, right when we get off the air at seven. We immediately hit the time wasters for an hour warm up and then soccer.

Matt Mclearin:

And then soccer, which may be a win. Bob Bob says a win. So he would know. Do you guys travel abroad ever? Sure.

Matt Mclearin:

No. Out of the country somewhere?

Corby Davidson:

It's been since my kids were born since I've done that.

Matt Mclearin:

Okay. So my middle brother, Chris, who's just a couple years younger than me, single guy, no kids, never been married, will never get married.

Gordon Keith:

Why he say he'll never get married?

Matt Mclearin:

He has zero desire to ever get married.

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. But he'll meet the the right person, and that'll all change.

George Dunham:

It could all change. Yeah.

Matt Mclearin:

Okay. So so Chris has probably I'm trying to remember. Something like 50 some odd countries.

Corby Davidson:

And So he travels a lot.

Matt Mclearin:

He travels a lot. And he has been all over Europe, all over South America, and he has started to explore more of the, I guess, Asia. And I I don't guess. It is Asia. So he left a couple of days ago in his new trip.

Matt Mclearin:

He's in Taiwan right now. Then he's going to Bali. Then he's going to India. And so he'll be gone. He books, like, a one way ticket, and he'll just decide when he wants to come back.

Corby Davidson:

What does he do for a living?

Matt Mclearin:

He is a custom homebuilder down in Austin.

Corby Davidson:

So he can just take unlimited vacation?

Matt Mclearin:

And and anytime that he basically moves a property, he'll he's like, alright. I'm good for now, so I'll see you guys. And he was in Europe once for six, seven weeks. Wow. And then just came back randomly because he had a project he needed to be back for.

Matt Mclearin:

But That's great. So he's sending me these texts. And, again, he doesn't he speaks pretty good Spanish because he goes to South America probably more than anywhere else. But he's in Taiwan right now, and he's sending me these texts. I thought this is fascinating.

Matt Mclearin:

He goes, I don't know what to do. I'm at an ATM, and it's all there's not an option for English. And so he sends me says, I don't even know what countries are being represented here because it's all symbols. Yeah. Like, Taiwanese or Chinese or Japanese or whatever.

Matt Mclearin:

Symbols. These. Yeah. He's like, I because normally, he can take a picture of it, put it in Google, and Google can translate it. But he's like, I don't know how to do that with this because I don't none of this is working.

Matt Mclearin:

So he said he had to zip around. He went to six different ATMs before he found one that had an English option.

Corby Davidson:

Isn't there someone around that could probably speak English?

Matt Mclearin:

You would think so. So, normally, when he travels, he will speak into his phone. Mhmm. Google Translate will translate it in real time, and he shows out to the people at a restaurant because he goes by himself. Like, he's traveling by himself.

Gordon Keith:

Which is amazing technologically. We've ridden that age now.

Matt Mclearin:

And so he sent me a text this morning. He said, this is China. It's the least amount of English I've ever experienced. It's hard for Google translate with the picture from these apps because they don't make any sense to me. So when I'm trying to figure out what people are saying, it's really weird.

Matt Mclearin:

So he went to, I I guess, a a place for dinner last night and sent a picture. I don't know what it is. I don't know what dish Taiwanese dish this is. But but he said he I was like, why do you have five plates in front of you? He goes, I thought I ordered one.

Matt Mclearin:

And I sat down, and they brought me five things. And he goes, well, I I guess these are mine. But that whole thing of of the fascinating thing, one of how much he travels to foreign countries, and the other part of that going alone. That's unreal. He goes by himself.

Gordon Keith:

That's fun.

Matt Mclearin:

He went to it might have been it it was either Colombia or Brazil where he was on a beach, and he was hanging out at some bar on the beach. And he he just left and was walking. Some dude tried to mug him. He said, I thought he was gonna kill me. They were in the ocean fighting.

Matt Mclearin:

He goes, thank god me and you used to wrestle because I was able to get behind him, and I got him in a choke hold. And then finally, some other people were running over Wow. Pulled the guy off. Man. Like, he's one of

George Dunham:

his That could have been really bad.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. He's had some interesting encounters because he's also one of those guys that I think when you picture, oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna go to whatever random country. I'll stay at this resort, and I'll do this. He stays in hostels. He goes deep into the country because he wants to experience it like the people that live there experience it.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. So he doesn't stay

Corby Davidson:

in resorts. Very Anthony Bourdain.

Matt Mclearin:

Man, it is it is some of the pictures and places that he stayed at before, you I don't know what is in you that you're like, this is gonna be awesome.

Corby Davidson:

I don't owe you I'd be freaking out. The main thing is you're doing it alone because you tried to sell this to a wife or girlfriend that There's

Matt Mclearin:

no way.

Corby Davidson:

No. Mm-mm. I'm not doing that. Staying in a hostel.

Craig Miller:

Best thing I've ever done in my life was the trip I took by myself to France. This is twelve years ago. And I flew into Toulouse in Southwestern France, and I took my bike. And I left my bike carrier at the hotel, and I did a ten day loop through Southwestern France on my bike, about 75 miles a day, just riding slow, taking in the scenery and the towns. I made a hotel reservation in each town that night.

Craig Miller:

Not you know, these are small towns, they're kinda Yeah. Little tiny hotels. They're not resorts. And every day would be the same. I would wake up and have breakfast, put on my one bike outfit, ride, you know, take my time, have lunch along the way, get to the next town, check into my hotel, immediately take a shower and wash my bike kit in the shower, and then let it dry so it was ready for the next morning.

Craig Miller:

And I took one change of clothes. I had a dry fit shirt, shorts, and little pair of slippers.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah.

Craig Miller:

And I had a toothbrush, my passport, some bike tools, and that's all I had.

Gordon Keith:

I had my phone. How many miles do you think you covered?

Craig Miller:

It was yeah. I averaged 75 miles a day for 10 I think it was 750 miles.

Matt Mclearin:

That's amazing.

Craig Miller:

And then so it was be about 04:00. I'd go somewhere, patio, have a beer, just watch life go by, take some pictures, walk around town, have dinner, and it was the greatest thing I've ever done. It was so liberating and Interesting. Small town France.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah. That's cool.

Matt Mclearin:

Do you speak French, or was it enough to get by?

Craig Miller:

You know what's funny? I did a crash course on Rosetta Stone, three months of French, and I'd taken a little bit in high school. But when I got there, I found myself when I was trying to find the word for something, I always was able to come up with Spanish word, but not the French word. I'd have to think extra hard for the French word, but it made me realize how much Spanish I know just by living in Texas and working as a waiter for a few years Yeah. Talking with the staff and but I didn't speak enough really to get by.

Gordon Keith:

And it's fascinating. You can just do it on your phone.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah.

Corby Davidson:

Do you think, George, you would have more money if you were single for fifty years straight?

Gordon Keith:

What do they figure a kid? There's like a trillion dollars.

Matt Mclearin:

I thought it was, like, $3,300 or something like that by the time they're 18.

George Dunham:

Yeah. Minimum. And there's also the one that if if you go this is so bad. But if you go back to your kid's birthday and you say you would have invested in whatever Microsoft at that time, what it would be worth now It's incredible. Yeah.

George Dunham:

But it can't replace the relationship I have with my sons.

Gordon Keith:

I know it.

Craig Miller:

So It can.

George Dunham:

No money in the world could.

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. Well, so But but it'd be nice. Right.

George Dunham:

It's an interesting No.

Corby Davidson:

Let's not say it's it. No money in the world. That's really cool, though.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. It's a war power to

Corby Davidson:

It's such a

Gordon Keith:

it's How old is he?

Matt Mclearin:

He is 44. Okay. And he does this, I mean, a couple times a year because last year, he went to he went to The Philippines, then he went to Thailand, then some other

Gordon Keith:

He's been to Vietnam? I heard Vietnam's Yeah.

Matt Mclearin:

That's what it was. He went to Philip or he went to Thailand and Vietnam and then Whatever. But he he will always go multiple places. He goes to Brazil a lot.

Gordon Keith:

I wanna travel to Vietnam and take a waiter job there just for a little bit so that I can always say that I served in Vietnam. Oh my gosh.

Matt Mclearin:

What a cheap Ugh. Disgraceful That's very

George Dunham:

It's very important. Workaround that is. Very important

Gordon Keith:

to me to be able

Matt Mclearin:

to Okay.

George Dunham:

For the more

Gordon Keith:

than 75,000 that gave their wives.

Craig Miller:

Trying to steal their valor.

Matt Mclearin:

And Everybody be asking for their valor? They could do the When was your tour? In Most 2025.

Corby Davidson:

Most upsetting.

George Dunham:

Yeah. I'll take

Gordon Keith:

a tour there. I'll take a couple tours there, you know, just to see the sights. And then I can always say that

Matt Mclearin:

I did two tours in Vietnam. Okay.

Gordon Keith:

You've made up for the first joke. Because the first serve joke is terrible,

Corby Davidson:

but I do like

Gordon Keith:

the fact that you did two tours. Yeah.

Corby Davidson:

We went to, like, a rice paddy factory. So cheap.

Gordon Keith:

I did two tours in Vietnam.

Craig Miller:

Yeah.

Matt Mclearin:

Me too.

Gordon Keith:

Oh, my apologies.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. That's that's a lot, man. But, yeah, world traveler, my brother.

Craig Miller:

I'm surprised he was in a location so remote that he found ATM machines that didn't have English. I didn't think that existed.

Matt Mclearin:

I didn't either. And and so I don't know because he's somewhere around Taipei where if you watch the Alex Honnold

Gordon Keith:

me. Thing I'm more disorganized.

Matt Mclearin:

He he climbed that Taipei Tower or whatever it was on that Netflix special. So he's somewhere around that city. And he went on a hike and sent a picture like a panoramic view, and the city looked looks massive. It was beautiful.

George Dunham:

I would think that ordering at a restaurant is he said he brought about five dishes. Yeah. And he thought he'd ordered one. Hand signals, like, you know, the motion of a fish.

Gordon Keith:

You know?

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. Something that maybe you just you just go, like, one a bunch of fish. I'm sure he didn't know that. So he didn't know that I he had to emphasize just the one maybe. I don't know.

Corby Davidson:

You would go like that if you wanted to order fish?

George Dunham:

Well, let you just move your

Craig Miller:

hand back and forth. Think they would understand.

Matt Mclearin:

Like, hey. This is a fish. Fish? It's a fish. Look at this thing.

Craig Miller:

It looks like you're shooing them away from your tail.

George Dunham:

No. I'm going like this. Look.

Gordon Keith:

It's a yeah. It's a fish. It's swimming.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. The best part

Corby Davidson:

I don't think you'd do well.

Matt Mclearin:

He's been on dates with girls in these countries that he's met, and they do that thing where they they just I was like, how do you do that? He said must have been in Brazil. He spent an entire day with a girl. They went around to different places, and their entire conversation was them speaking into their phone and showing it to each other. Weird.

Matt Mclearin:

I was like, so you went to dinner? He's like, oh, yeah. You just sit there at dinner and because it'll translate in real time. And while they're talking to you, look down at their phone and see what they're saying, you laugh. And then, you know, whatever they're saying.

Matt Mclearin:

I said, that is that is the most bizarre concept to me. I cannot imagine doing that.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah. I guess that happens all the time.

Matt Mclearin:

I guess. I I don't know. Apparently, does.

Craig Miller:

Does he hook up with these foreign girls? I mean

Matt Mclearin:

What what happened? Wow. Yeah. You know? That's the

Gordon Keith:

whole point. He's not looking for long term.

Matt Mclearin:

Right? He's just, yeah, he's just hanging out by himself. He's a single dude with no attachments, no responsibilities other than the job that he owns. Yeah. And so, yeah, he'll be out

Gordon Keith:

and about. And So he goes to foreign countries to date people.

Matt Mclearin:

Not to date people.

Gordon Keith:

That's his whole point.

Matt Mclearin:

He goes to see the sites and check everything out. But if he meets someone, he's and he apparently, staying in hostels, there's a lot of in Europe, that is such a common occurrence that they will meet you in a hostel and have no problem speaking in their phone. Like, yeah. Let's hang out today. You wanna go grab lunch together?

Matt Mclearin:

And they're like, oh, you're really cool. Let's go see let's go around together, and then you may never see that person again.

Corby Davidson:

Wow. What a life.

Matt Mclearin:

Fascinating. It is. Very interesting.

Craig Miller:

We need to have your brother at Ticket Stock.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah.

George Dunham:

Yeah. It's getting booked.

Matt Mclearin:

That's not a bad idea because he has some stories that are that are fascinating deeper in country.

Corby Davidson:

And he's in Austin?

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. And situations that he's been in where, to me, I'm like, okay. This is the end of my life, and he just makes friends with the locals. I mean, it it is it is. He's got some fascinating stories.

Craig Miller:

Let's make Matt's brother our headliner here at Ticket Talk.

Matt Mclearin:

I don't know. He'd be really nervous, but we could get some stuff out of him. Alright. It is the Musers Ticket Campound. We roll forth as they're hanging out with me.

Matt Mclearin:

Maybe Donnie is awake, feeling better, good enough to get on air. We'll find out. Be looking forward to that next ticket.

Gordon Keith:

The ticket. I got a new trial, Corby.

Corby Davidson:

I heard. Yeah. Alex. But that

Gordon Keith:

won't bring Paw Paw back.

Corby Davidson:

Well, that's because you shot him in the head.

Gordon Keith:

Tito or Megs or Tim Tam or Tickle Taint.

Corby Davidson:

He killed everyone.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. Tim Tam. Oh my. Oh, it's 10:01. It's Amusers Ticket Campound brought to you by Hugwood Group Property Tax Consultants.

Matt Mclearin:

It's part of the invasion, the entirety of the musers, and part of the hardline. Because, man, it's it's crazy that the musers can do what they did last night, wake up, do their entire show

Gordon Keith:

Mhmm.

Matt Mclearin:

And then just hang wondering if Donnie is going to wander out here or no.

Gordon Keith:

I'm now I'm so curious.

George Dunham:

Up on him now.

Gordon Keith:

Curious to find out when he'll wake up.

Matt Mclearin:

I mean, at some point, he has to be here.

Corby Davidson:

We can't bother him, though. Why not? He just needs to sleep.

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. I mean, that would be rude.

Matt Mclearin:

Go snuggle up next to him in bed. No.

Corby Davidson:

Get that taco meat all over me.

Matt Mclearin:

When's the last time you slept in the same bed as a man?

Gordon Keith:

You did with Jacob in high school.

Matt Mclearin:

It was Jared. But Oh. No. When I I will have to share a bed from time to time.

Gordon Keith:

With Donnie? No.

George Dunham:

Oh. When we do?

Matt Mclearin:

My group fantasy football trip every year doesn't always necessarily have enough beds for all of us. So me and one of my brothers usually will split a king, and we just put pillows in between us.

Craig Miller:

That's childish.

Gordon Keith:

I know. It is. Pillows. Pillows between you.

Matt Mclearin:

Well, because my one brother the problem is is that we mess with each other. Mhmm. And it's always with my youngest brother, Mark, because Chris would never in a million years get in the bed with either one of us.

Gordon Keith:

Chris?

Matt Mclearin:

Because he'd be pissed because I'd mess with him.

Gordon Keith:

Chris Crow.

Corby Davidson:

Hang on, Alex.

Matt Mclearin:

But Mark and I, whoever wakes up first will, you know, mess with the other guy. Oh. What do you mean? You know what

Gordon Keith:

I mean. Like, reach over

Matt Mclearin:

and Yeah.

Corby Davidson:

That was in the White Lotus. That was in the last year of the White Lotus.

Craig Miller:

That's right.

Corby Davidson:

Ugh. So

Gordon Keith:

this and this happened to you on a fantasy trip?

Matt Mclearin:

Right. Fantasy football. Because it's it's which fantasy is yours?

Corby Davidson:

The last time I slept with a guy in a bed. Probably same some you had to share a king bed or whatever.

Matt Mclearin:

Group trip with a bunch of guys, and there's not enough

Gordon Keith:

though. Yeah. Like, weeks. I mean, we try

Matt Mclearin:

to find something that has 12 beds, but it's hard. So sometimes you're like, well, there's two kings. You guys mind sharing? Hard.

Craig Miller:

I think I slept with George in a bed during a couple of our Bubba's weekends. Right? Yeah. Probably. Be three to us three of us to a two bedroom, and we changed off who got, you know, the bed to themselves.

Craig Miller:

Gordo, you and I shared a bed on a New York trip. Remember that?

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. It was a pullout bed.

Corby Davidson:

At some point, and I don't

Gordon Keith:

know Exactly.

Corby Davidson:

I I don't know at what point where it's like, I'm never doing this again. Yeah. You're Or I'm never staying in a room with 10 people again. Yeah. Like, it just because that's what happens when you're twenty's, don't need money.

Corby Davidson:

No. I know. Yeah. Like, I mean, I slept on the floor so many times. It's stupid things that

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah.

Corby Davidson:

We all went to.

Matt Mclearin:

I'd never do sleep on the floor again.

George Dunham:

No. That's that's bad. I do that rather than share a bed.

Matt Mclearin:

Man, it I there's no way. And it's just so hard to find Airbnbs that have beds for 12 people. Because you can find a really big one, and sometimes they're great. But

Craig Miller:

They're $10,000 a day.

Matt Mclearin:

It's like, well, how much do we wanna pay? And then, alright, guys. Well, there's 10 beds. And then me and my brother, like, we can share a king. It's fine.

Matt Mclearin:

I mean, we're brothers. We're not gonna it's whatever.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah. You share the same semen.

Matt Mclearin:

Pretty much. Gosh. We did come from the same area.

Gordon Keith:

So But

Corby Davidson:

over the top. But doctorally correct. Doctorally?

Matt Mclearin:

Doctorally correct. I wouldn't do the thing because, you know, some women will will take these trips, and they'll do three to a bed.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah. They always sleep together.

Matt Mclearin:

I'm not doing that. There's no way I do that.

Craig Miller:

They love it.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah. They do.

Gordon Keith:

But why? Fights. They can snuggle up next to each other, and then everyone loves curves.

Craig Miller:

Yeah. They can giggle.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah. They can. They giggle.

Matt Mclearin:

They giggle. They massage each other.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah.

Gordon Keith:

They each other's hair.

Matt Mclearin:

They check for lumps.

Gordon Keith:

Jeez. Wow. Check

Corby Davidson:

for lumps.

Matt Mclearin:

You know what I'm talking about? Isn't that what girls do?

Craig Miller:

I don't think so. Well, not on their sleepovers.

Matt Mclearin:

Well, I don't know. I've never been on a women's sleepover.

Gordon Keith:

And that doesn't make it hot when they're checking for lumps. Right.

Matt Mclearin:

I think it is because it's self care.

Corby Davidson:

God. Can I check your lump? What?

Matt Mclearin:

Like, when you go for your physical and they have to check you for lumps?

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. Yeah. We know

Corby Davidson:

We're aware of the concepts of lump checking.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah.

Corby Davidson:

Why is the word lump so weird?

Gordon Keith:

Lump. It is yeah. It's just yeah.

George Dunham:

It's never a good thing.

Craig Miller:

There's doesn't say that word. Anything either. It's just very nebulous. Mhmm.

Corby Davidson:

Yeah. Yeah.

Craig Miller:

So it could be anything.

Matt Mclearin:

You guys ever have lumps on your body? No. Good question. Oh, that is a good question. Yeah.

Matt Mclearin:

I've got several.

Corby Davidson:

That's a wonderful question.

Gordon Keith:

Yep. Where's your lumps?

Matt Mclearin:

So I have they're called lipomas, and it's a noncancerous buildup of fatty tissue. So I've got like, there's two right here in my arm. Wow. See one.

Craig Miller:

The booty.

Corby Davidson:

Pop it. You're like the elephant.

Gordon Keith:

Oh, he's gonna pop it.

Matt Mclearin:

And there's one I think right here. Yeah.

George Dunham:

Yeah. And

Gordon Keith:

so Yeah. What's inside it? Is it like a treasure?

Matt Mclearin:

Treasure. Treasure. They cut it out of my arm. I've had a couple cut out.

Gordon Keith:

It's it's like a blind box. You know? You get a little get in there.

Corby Davidson:

I've probably got You're the dumbest person I've

George Dunham:

ever I'm not.

Matt Mclearin:

What if there is

Corby Davidson:

I'm I'm double smart.

Matt Mclearin:

I cut them open, and it's just hops that are just built up inside my body. That's what

George Dunham:

it is.

Gordon Keith:

I can throw my ears open. Trinket.

Matt Mclearin:

It's like

Gordon Keith:

a little earring. Like the bottom

Corby Davidson:

of a cereal box. Right.

Matt Mclearin:

Dancing. Little

Gordon Keith:

plastic whistle. You pop your lymphomas.

Corby Davidson:

I guess every day, it's different.

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. Man, that'd be awesome.

Matt Mclearin:

You watch that dumb

George Dunham:

show, don't you?

Matt Mclearin:

The Yeah.

George Dunham:

What? The pimple popper.

Craig Miller:

That's gross.

Matt Mclearin:

Pimple popper.

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. Those are really popular YouTube.

Matt Mclearin:

Why? Could've

Craig Miller:

watched one second of that.

Corby Davidson:

No. You've

George Dunham:

got It's a show. No one gotta watch it. No one. Network that runs that. Doctor Pimple Popper?

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. Discovery?

George Dunham:

Yeah. That sounds

Matt Mclearin:

And all he does is pop pimples? She.

Gordon Keith:

She. A doctor can be a she. What?

George Dunham:

In your weird world. I can't I can't watch that show.

Gordon Keith:

Why not? It's gross.

Craig Miller:

And you

Gordon Keith:

see it. It's like a Did they lance them? It's it's like a Sometimes. Vanilla pudding volcano. Volcano.

Matt Mclearin:

Gross. Like a fountain at a buffet. But it's chalkier. So oh. Oh, it's fantastic.

Corby Davidson:

Doctor Pimple Popper again.

Matt Mclearin:

Yeah. What's the appeal to watching that?

Gordon Keith:

Is my You get to see people find the likes it.

Craig Miller:

It's a sexual thing for Gordo.

Gordon Keith:

Yeah. It's not a sexual thing.

Corby Davidson:

It's my grandfather is diving out of a plane to try to get to Normandy.

Matt Mclearin:

Yep.

Corby Davidson:

Where he and his friends thinking that doctor Pimple Popper Mhmm. Would be a successful television show.

Gordon Keith:

Yes. On YouTube. Things go viral in this world for all sorts of different reasons.

Corby Davidson:

I felt terrible for that generation. What they had to see over the last

Gordon Keith:

So you

Matt Mclearin:

eighty years.

Gordon Keith:

You're trying to say that if they had seen the future and what we would all become Yes. That when those amphibious landing craft gates fell forward

Corby Davidson:

Uh-huh.

Gordon Keith:

They just would have stayed in the transport and just said, that's alright.

Matt Mclearin:

That's alright.

Gordon Keith:

They're not

Matt Mclearin:

fighting for laid down their guns. Yeah. Trust us. It's not worth fighting for. Right.

Matt Mclearin:

Let's see what happens if the other side takes the world.

Corby Davidson:

Like, if they would've just got a peek into the future at ball maxing and the OnlyFans model that mummified one of her clients

Matt Mclearin:

And super glued his eyes.

Corby Davidson:

Super glue on his eyes. They would've just sat right there.

George Dunham:

They saw wrestling. They just thought, okay.

Matt Mclearin:

Nice for me.

Corby Davidson:

Let me have it. Let me have it.

Gordon Keith:

They'd all be no pulls on

Matt Mclearin:

the parachutes. Right.

Corby Davidson:

You know, Germany's really not that bad. That would have been their last words. Wow. Corby.

Gordon Keith:

Mark. Jeez. Man. Jeez.

Matt Mclearin:

Alright, boys. I appreciate y'all hanging for the first hour. Yes, sir. Bad. Very much.

Craig Miller:

Thanks for

Gordon Keith:

having me. I hope Donny shows up soon. I hope so. We'll see. You know?

Gordon Keith:

Wake him up.