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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
[upbeat music] Victor, do we have any sad music?
Uh, I can't hear anything. There we go. Do we have any sad music?
Yeah.
Probably.
Do we have, like, any funeral music?
We have-
Oh, no
... Sarah McLachlan music in Next Gen.
Yeah, Becca's here, too, by the way. I forgot to mention that.
Hey, I'm Becca!
It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. Sarah McLachlan?
Yeah, yeah, something like that, or McLachlan. [laughing]
Yeah, let, let's play, uh, I Will Remember You in the background very faintly.
That'll work.
[singing] I will remember you. [laughing]
[laughing]
Just posted in Life in Idaho Falls-
I'm sorry. [laughing] Ew, I just immediately... [laughing]
Just posted in Life in Idaho Falls, the historic Idaho Falls water tower-
[laughing]
... being dissemble- disassembled starting today.
Aw.
And you know who posted it?
Who posted it?
Jeff Roper.
[laughing] Jeff Roper.
Yeah.
Hey, everybody.
I wanted to hear that.
Uh, they're taking down the water tower. I might start crying. [laughing]
This is the song for it, then, I guess. [laughing]
All right, Becca, you grew up around Idaho Falls, at least, like, close to here, and then lived most of your life around here. Are you very upset about the water tower?
Hmm. [singing] It's funny how I feel so much, but cannot say a word. Uh, I don't know how to explain it. Uh, yes. Yeah, and no.
Quit your crying!
Like, like-
Oh, sorry.
Well, I mean, okay, I was born and raised, and then lived in Ririe, you know, and but yeah, the water tower thing kinda does seem to have upset me a little bit.
I think we should start tearing down more-
But-
... local landmarks. [laughing]
Uh.
You know? Just start picking popular things at random and just tear 'em down.
I would say pick any old building where the doorframe is about five foot high-
And just tear the building down?
Tear the building down and put in some more parking.
I think we should-
Let's do it, let's do it.
Yeah, I, I, I hate old buildings.
Peaches, Peaches, Victor, and me, let's do it. [laughing]
I think we should just drain the river. [laughing]
[laughing]
I do like what, uh, Ron said.
[laughing]
Ron is completely lost when it comes to this.
[laughing]
"Why are they tearing it down? Is there a re- a replacement coming?"
[laughing] Oh, w- did somebody really say that?
Ron put that, yeah.
[laughing]
Did they not see the other water tower that has already replaced it? [laughing] It's, it's there.
It a- it has, like, nice lights. They light it up. They make it look nice. It d- it's-
Yeah
... it's not bad. I mean, our water tower is actually, like, really awesome, like our old one, and they should put it down and do something cool with it.
I, I say, you know, bring it to the dump-
No!
... and, uh-
No
... you know, you put it-
No
... in one of those machines that crushes cars.
No! [laughing]
Just crush it into a square. [laughing]
No, no, I do not agree with you on that.
Put it outside the building.
I love-
You know what?
I love you, [laughing] but no.
Make it a fountain.
[laughing]
You know, put, like, a, the, the crumbled cube-
[laughing]
... of the old water tower-
[laughing]
[laughing]
... in the middle of a new fountain in the middle of a roundabout that they construct.
[laughing] Yes, there you go. Yeah.
And they also put that roundabout in a place in downtown-
[laughing]
... where there's an old building.
How about they just take it out somewhere and let people just beat it with sledgehammers? [laughing]
Sure!
[laughing]
I'll be first in line.
Actually, that-
I don't care. [laughing]
[laughing] That could be fun. That could be really fun.
It's a water tower. Who cares?
[laughing]
Yeah, just put some dents in it. [laughing]
You won't believe how many people are trying to figure out exactly why this thing is being torn down.
Um, 'cause we have a new one- [laughing]
[laughing]
... and that one's old.
Uh-
It's old and crappy.
It's only, like, 90 years old, right?
[laughing] Yeah, something like that.
Or, or something, something like that. [laughing]
It's old as dirt.
[laughing]
Get rid of it. [laughing]
Old as dirt, dirt as dirt. [laughing]
A- all right, all right. It's probably not as old as dirt.
I also am wondering why we have the live version of that song in the system, [laughing] I Will Remember You. I just heard the fans.
Who would wanna go see that song live?
[laughing] Uh, uh, ap- apparently Jeff Roper because he misses the water tower. [laughing]
Do they put up pictures of animals that need adopted and things on the screen during that song?
That's what, that's what she should do.
[laughing] She, she probably does!
There's a guy in the background that comes on stage, and he just waves to everyone, "For just five cents a day"-
Yeah
... while she's performing the song.
Ex- 'cause what else are you gonna do during that song?
That, that, that's Victor. He's like, "Five cents a day, guys. I'll be there." [laughing]
[upbeat music] It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches.
I'm Victor.
I'm Becca.
And we've got social rules that people online say they refuse to follow, even if everyone expects it.
Like keeping your phone volume off?
[laughing]
Yeah, that was my fault.
Keeping your phone volume off during the show.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I thought that was Victor. [laughing]
I, I... No, that was me, actually. [laughing]
No, Victor has tons of alarms and a whole bunch of stuff.
[laughing]
[laughing] I know my phone will just go off in the middle of the show, and I, I, I'm very unprofessional. But a listener called me earlier, and he's like, "Dude, you always do just the top answers on Reddit." He's like, "You should sort by controversial."
Really? There's people that are, [laughing] that are critiquing your breaks now?
[laughing] Yes. He's like, "Sort by controversial, and you might get some crazy answers," so that's what I did with this thread and thought I'd see what we could come up with here and see if we think that these social rules should be followed.
I don't have to wear pants in public.
[laughing] That's right.
[laughing]
[laughing]
Yeah, uh, d- I have dreams where I'm not wearing pants or socks, and you go to school.
I had a really dis-
Like, does that happen to you guys or no?
Uh, no, I, I had a disgusting dream the other night that I think was because of that break we did where we were talking about people wiping, that I was-
[laughing]
You had a dream you didn't wipe?
[laughing] Yeah.
[laughing] No, that-
He does it all the time
... they did- oh, I was in-
Oh, Becca, revealing all the details
... that I was in a restaurant-
[laughing]
... where they didn't allow it, a- and so, like, uh, you know-
They didn't allow wiping?
Yeah, I had some kind of an emergency, and it was a weird bathroom that, like, it had, like, saloon-style doors that were, you know, only, like, two feet tall.
We don't allow no butt wiping around here.
[laughing] And so you had to kinda... You know, everyone knew you were using the bathroom-
... That was me again.
And there, again!
That was me again. Sorry.
But I, I, I won't get into the grisly details, but, um, yeah, it was an unpleasant dream.
You wiping there, boy? [laughing]
[laughing]
They didn't have toilet paper, and I was, like, yelling out the thing, like, "Where's the TP?" And they're like, "We don't allow toilet paper in here." And there wasn't, like, a, a sink or anything. No bidet.
You gotta start taking melatonin before you go to sleep, all right? [laughing]
Yeah, I... It, it was a weird night of dreams. But okay, the top answer on here for social rules you refuse to expect, or you refuse to follow even if everyone expects it, sorted by controversial, is tipping. This guy's like, "I just don't do it." What do you think about that, Becca?
Uh...
He probably plays darts. [laughing]
[laughing]
If I have to stand and get my order taken-
Okay, okay
... obviously, I'm not gonna leave a tip. [laughing]
[laughing]
Okay, I'm a bartender, okay? Yeah, if you're not tipping your bartenders, shame.
Shame!
Shame on you.
And your servers, you know, um-
Yeah, and servers as well. Like, I mean, you know, you only make $3, like $3.35 to $8 an hour, and you do all this stuff for them, and yeah-
Yeah, o-
... if, if they're not tipping you, then shame.
You know how there-
Shame!
You know how there's, uh, cart narcs? We should have tip narcs.
Shame on you.
Tip narcs.
And just have you sit at the bar where Becca's at, and if nobody tips her, you start-
I just film them?
... screaming at them. You shame, you shame them, film them.
[laughing]
You come up with stickers. You put it on their back saying, "I'm a, I'm a non-tipper, and I suck."
[laughing]
Something like that.
Do you think your bosses would approve of me doing this?
Oh, dude, that's a- actually a good idea.
[laughing]
Maybe I should, like, write something, and then, like, tape it to their back and just be like, "I'm a piece of crap." [laughing]
Yes, "I'm cheap."
Yeah. [laughing]
[laughing] Yeah, uh, let's see. This person says, um, "Saying thank you when someone blesses me when I sneeze. I appreciate it, but no thanks. I don't need your blessing." [laughing]
[laughing]
Sometimes I'll say, "Bless you," to Victor, and-
That's actually a-
... I'll be like, "There's no point in that." [laughing]
[laughing]
I actually say it to him. He's never said it to me once, [laughing] I don't think.
[laughing] I, I would use the old, "Gesundheit!"
Yeah. [laughing]
And I don't even know what that mean. It might mean the same thing, but it just, it's funner. It's funner to say. [laughing]
If I knew how to spell gesundheit, I'd type it in.
It's funner or funnier?
Funner. Yeah.
Okay.
It's not funny, I, I don't think, unless it means something really bad, and I had no idea.
Yeah, it's just, it's just bless you. Gesundheit is just bless you.
Ah!
I just looked it up.
I gotta figure out something new.
Well, well, sometimes, like, you know, when people sneeze, like, twice, I'm like, "Bless you twice."
[laughing]
[laughing] Um, let's see. How about, uh, "A little thanks wave at drivers who stop to let them cross the street? Like, it's the law. Thanks for not murdering me, I guess." They don't give them the courtesy wave, like, "Hey, thank you." I, I, I don't think you have to do that, but I'm thinking if I cross the street, I usually do a... You know, or I'm in the parking lot-
Or if you're trying to leave out of this parking lot, and someone lets you, lets you out.
Yeah, then I give them the wave, you know, and-
I just flip them off.
[laughing] That's what-
Shock jock-like behavior right there
[laughing]
[laughing] Shock jock.
Just like, "Get out of here!"
That's right.
"Get out of here, man."
We're about to roll out the red carpet for me.
[laughing]
I go right every single time, because I will not turn left, and then I'll take the longer route [laughing] and I'll go down Roland Avenue.
You know, Victor, she drives me nuts driving around.
Get a, get a camera.
She takes the weirdest routes. [laughing]
[laughing]
Get a, get a camera, and go out, and then someone lets you out, and you just back up, back into a parking spot. [laughing]
[laughing]
Got you.
[laughing] Uh, seeing if there are any other funny ones here. Um, "When I'm crossing a crosswalk or parking lot, I don't do the submissive little jog to get out of the way of other drivers faster."
Oh!
"They can wait." [laughing]
I just walk.
[laughing] I just take my own leisurely pace. Thanks.
Another-
And I don't wave either.
Nate Eaton posted a video of some, uh, gentleman helping some old lady across the street that could barely walk, and I can just imagine [laughing] you driving by. "Get out of the way!"
"Why are you taking so long?"
"Why are you outside? You can't walk."
He-
"It's cold out."
Yeah, he would just, he would just be screaming.
Do you know what?
[laughing]
I thought of something great.
He'd just be like, "Oh, my..."
[laughing]
I thought of something great here.
What?
Jade's walking with a cane today.
[laughing]
[laughing]
Walk as slow as you can with him-
Oh
... down, across Sunnyside. [laughing]
Well, at least I brought him a sandwich.
And- [laughing]
Hopefully that sandwich helps him a little bit. [laughing]
See if any- if somehow, some way, like, you can get him to walk even slower, and then-
Oh, it's called kick him in the kneecap. [laughing]
No, get him to walk extremely slow, so that way everybody else is just mad that this old man's walking across the street.
[laughing]
Did he walk to work today with his cane?
I hope not.
Okay.
Someone better give him a ride.
Wait, wait, who's, who's the... [sighs] Who's the person on, um, what is it called? [clears throat] Uh, Family Guy, like the, the, the [censored] [laughing]
[laughing]
Herbert?
Yeah, [laughing] Herbert the [censored]. He's just, like, walking down with a cane.
[laughing]
Yeah, that's Jade now.
[laughing] Oh, God!
[laughing]
That's okay, we can bleep that long chunk. [laughing]
I, I guess.
[laughing]
[laughing]
No, we don't have to.
[laughing]
He would've, he would've laughed.
[upbeat music] All right, there was a very serious in-office debate yesterday, uh, afternoon. I don't know who... I, I think it was Star, and Colby, and Logan, and Jeff-
Okay
... all arguing about is golf a sport?
Okay.
So I asked that for to each their own. A lot of answer- a lot of people said yes.
Okay.
I consider it a very expensive hobby.
Well-
There was one kind of, uh, I'm not gonna say wacky, but one kind of, uh,
n- I would say abnormal, [laughing] but not even abnormal. This one listener really got into it, like he was-... he was like, say, trying to f- tell me the definition of s- of a sport, all of that.
Mm-hmm.
I'm like, "Ah, I don't believe that either." 'Cause, by the way, the- what he put it as was, um, like anything involving competition is a sport.
Okay, so video games are a sport.
But you're, y- y- the, the fattest of people are [laughs] are playing video games. [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah, but you don't have to be athletic to-
I, I would think so
... play sports. Okay, is bowling a sport?
Like, th-
You know what?
It- that's more so a hobby, too. Sorry, Justin.
I love, like... What i- what is that golf thing that you do, like-
Golf simulator?
Mi- miniature golf?
Yeah, miniature golf. That is fun. [laughs]
[laughs]
Oh, I'll tell you that. Like-
Is it a sport?
Uh, is it a sport? I don't know. Yes, I would say yes.
See right here, "A, a sport is generally, generally defined as a physical activity or game requiring skill, physical prowess, or exertion-
Okay
... governed by a set of rules and often involving competition between individuals or teams for entertainment or results."
Yeah, it does say physical exertion, which I guess swinging a stick does take physical exertion.
It does, but-
It-
And throwing a ball-
It does. Like, it takes, like, you know, like-
But that would mean walking-
It's physical
... walking is a sport, you know?
Walk- walking is a sport? [laughs]
It takes physical exertion.
What would you-
I don't think walking is a sport. [laughs]
Walking is a sport.
Would you consider-
I don't think walking is a sport [laughs]
... cross-country a sport?
I'm an athlete. I can do it.
No.
Now, w- what, Peaches?
What about cross-country?
Where you're running?
Yeah.
That's definitely a sport, 'cause that's the-
Yeah, well, for some reason, like, the, the people I mentioned were like, "No, cross-country's not a sport."
Why? You're running.
I would say it's more of a sport compared to golf.
Yeah! Like, 'cause I mean, golf, a lot of people, they just get in a cart-
I know
... and then they drive to the next hole.
Mm-hmm.
Well, that's what some- that's what somebody was trying to tell me, like, they, they walk from hole to hole. I'm like, "No, they don't." I mean, I don't see John Daly out there walking. [laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] I mean, and that, that, that would be part of the fun of golfing, is getting in the cart and driving around on the grass.
Yeah.
You know?
That would be the best thing.
Yeah.
Like, I... That's what I would wanna do. I would just-
And I don't know
... be in that cart and just [laughs] go crazy.
I think if-
Go ham
... if you can drink beer during the sport-
You can
... then it, I don't know if it's a sport. Kinda like bowling, you know? You can drink beer while you do it.
But bowling is still a sport.
I don't know.
It is.
I would still consider that a hobby.
Yes, it is. No. It, uh-
C-
They, they have leagues.
Beat Saber?
Even, even darts. Darts. [laughs]
What about Beat-
Beat Saber.
Darts?
Do you-
Yeah!
That is not-
Darts is not a sport.
That is not a sport. [laughs]
Hey, hey, hey.
That's a game.
It's gotta be something.
I would consider NASCAR-
It's gotta be something
... more of a sport compared to darts-
It, it's part of life
... golf, anything like that. [laughs]
I mean... [laughs]
Let's see, is darts a sport?
Like cheerleading, definitely a sport.
Watch, it's gonna say yes.
Yeah.
It's gonna say yes. Watch.
It says it's widely considered a sport-
Oh, boom!
... because of the, uh-
Well, they call-
... significant skill, precision, mental focus, and consistent practice. So I am a world-class-
Damn
... athlete in Red Dead Redemption 2. [laughs]
[laughs]
Well, no, it all... That was the AI overview that you used, right?
Uh, probably, and as we know-
But-
... AI overview's no good.
Well, I just saw marching band's considered a sport.
Have you ever been in a marching band?
Well, I'm saying that's more of a sport than golf is.
Yeah, marching band sucks.
Like, you get to carry around the big instrument? [laughs]
I did it for one year. Well, I had a saxophone.
Still a-
B- big enough.
Yeah.
Okay, I played the clarinet, the flute, and I don't even know what else.
You're, you're-
Were you in marching band?
No.
Oh, it was horrible! [laughs]
[laughs]
You're blowing a r- you're blowing an instrument while marching at the same time. You gotta be synchronized and everything.
Yeah, and marching sucks. I don't know anybody out there who's marched. It's, it's terrible. That made me quit band, period. I just was like, "I, I don't care about concert band. I'm done with all band," just because I hated marching band so much, and then I bought a guitar-
Yeah, see-
... like a real man.
It says right here-
Then I've been a real, like a real man. [laughs]
[laughs] That's right.
Oh, you're so... You're so masculine.
That's right. I play guitar.
You're so, you're so- [laughs]
Got a big... I got a big amp.
[laughs]
You should see the size of my amp. [laughs]
[laughs]
It's huge.
It says right here chess is officially recognized as a sport, too, by the International Olympic Committee.
Chess? Okay, I love chess.
Would you say it's a sport?
Yes.
Okay, and because of the mental focus and, um, all that kind of stuff?
Yeah, it, it... You need to think with your brain.
But that doesn't make Magnus Carlsen an athlete. That, like, doesn't make any professional chess player an athlete, does it?
I am a PlayStation 5 athlete, Peaches.
See, yeah, Victor's the opposite of an athlete.
All right. [laughs]
PlayStation 5, yeah. I had to sell my PS5.
Aw.
That sucked.
Well, now you got, uh-
But-
... mine you can use.
Eh.
Eh.
[laughs]
Eh, poker is considered a sport then.
Poker-
Po- poker is-
... probably a sport!
Yeah.
That means every single elderly person in Vegas right now betting their life savings on-
[laughs] Now, I don't know if playing the slot machine's a sport.
Yes. [laughs]
Oh, physical exertion!
It does require... Yeah, you have to pull this thing.
You gotta hit the button. [laughs]
You gotta hit the button.
[laughs]
That's right. Pretty much every- doing radio's a sport. We gotta be able to move stuff around, dials.
I gotta hit this br- this, uh, button right here-
Everything's a sport, really
... to end this break. [laughs]
Think about it.
Talking exerts... You know, that's physical exertion.
[laughs]
And we're thinking.
I would consider-
Sora
... competitive eating way more so than, a way more so a sport compared to chess or darts or golf.
Yeah, I mean-
Well, Jimmy Bennett does-
You know what, Victor? When [laughs] we get home, we're gonna play chess tonight.
That's what you said, uh, like, last week, 'cause-
I know, and I forgot. [laughs]
'Cause I don't know how to play chess. Like, I-
I, I don't know either.
I, I, I know the basics.
How... Who doesn't know how to pl- uh-
I just never... I mean, I learned.
I'm gonna teach you.
I learned-
Yeah
... and then I never kept playing, so I, you know, I just forgot.
It's actually really fun.
Well, w- well, w- we'll get it on.
We play some chess.
And you, and you'll probably beat me, so-
Probably not-
Probably
... 'cause I'm dumb.
We had this, uh, chess man show up to our el- our, uh, elementary school who looked like Xzibit-
[laughs]
[laughs]
... and was just like, and he was just like, "Hey, man, this is what this does, this is what this does."
[laughs]
And if you got it correct, he'd throw you a sour, uh, sour gummy worm.
Oh!
So it's like he was feeding seals, you know?
[laughs]
The big, fat me in the fourth row, you know, barking for a gummy worm. I sucked at chess, though. I never really cared for it.
... Oh, now I'm sad. I should have brought all the gummy worms and all the [laughs] gummy candy, and started throwing them at Peaches. [laughing]
Yeah, you can get him to do anything you want. [laughing]
Just open your mouth. [upbeat jazz music]
Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, I, I feel like what you have planned here, Victor, is not as stupid as the question that I saw posted by another local radio station.
Okay, what was it?
Uh, what are your plans for the weekend?
[laughing]
You should go in there and say some really dirty stuff. [laughing] Uh, m- no, my question was really stupid, too, 'cause I was like, "We, we just gotta have something to end this show. We've been recording this for quite a while." So I went to questions to ask people. You know, that- that's like last resort-type situation here.
Oh-
And I'll ask-
Good for you.
But this will be good, 'cause, uh, you know, I could learn some things at least about you that might be helpful for me, and then Peaches can answer, even though if I don't... I, I don't give a crap about his response. Uh, if you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? [slams fist] That's right!
Okay, Peaches.
Taco Bell.
Taco Bell?
Yeah!
Specifically Taco Bell?
Yeah. Yeah-
Like, not-
... There we go. A hot-
Not tacos-
I'm sorry, I gotta clap
... but Taco Bell?
Yeah, sure.
Wow!
I'm- this is a stupid segment. [laughing]
I know, but that's a crazy answer.
I could say whatever. You're just gonna be like, "Whoa, that's a weird answer!"
Whoa, dude, what? I mean, 'cause I-
I can't believe you would say that. And then Becca pretends to be like, "All right, guys, you're getting carried away.
[laughing]
Let's tone down the-
No, I'm happy about it-
[laughing]
... because I, I'm, I love Taco Bell. [laughing]
You haven't taught her the classic r- the radio show formula.
Oh, yeah, where the, the girl just goes, "Guys!"
Yeah.
"Oh, you guys settle down."
I'm... So you ask me-
What? [laughing]
Y- you ask me-
It's, it's terrible
... the same question. Go for it.
Okay, Peaches, what... If you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Fried chihuahua.
Fried- [laughing]
[laughing]
And then now Becca goes, "Calm down, Peaches."
Peaches, that's horrible!
Settle her down, son. [laughing]
[laughing]
And then we go back to, uh, talking about, "What is the one food you'd eat, Victor?" And yours is normal.
Well, uh, yeah, I'll go with the cheeseburger.
[laughing] Yeah.
Those are always great.
[laughing] That's right. I mean-
Bru- brutal beef.
[laughing] That's right, brutal beef.
And, and then I think one of us has to say like, "Oh, maybe I'm not a big fan of cheeseburgers."
Oh, yeah.
And then it kind of in- incites this, like, playful argument of like, "What do you mean-
Okay
... you don't like cheeseburgers?"
Yeah, 'cause somebody's gotta disagree.
Okay, I- I'll do it.
Okay, so I'd probably go with cheeseburger.
I think that's gross and disgusting.
Gross and disgusting?
Ew, who would want that?
Who doesn't like cheeseburgers?
Who would, who would like that before... Like, come on, tacos. There's
meatloaf. [laughing]
[laughing] Meatloaf is a cheeseburger with no bun. [laughing]
[laughing] No, cheeseburger is no!
I'm gonna try to make that the title of this podcast: Meatloaf is a Cheeseburger with No Bun. [laughing]
[laughing] That's a good title for the podcast. [laughing]
[laughing]
Now, what would your food be, Becca, the... If you could only eat one food? 'Cause I need to know, then when I'm like, "All right, I can make her life easy for a week."
But hers has to be, like, some sort of, like, girly answer, I think, right? For the classic radio show formula.
Ugh.
She would go for, like, a nice charcuterie board, maybe.
Hey, I actually made, I made those for his kids.
Yeah! Charcut-
I did. I did
... charcuterie board is good.
And Emery, when Emery-
Mm-hmm.
Okay. Uh, okay, let's see. Oh, [beep] girly fucking drink.
Oh, here we go, another edit we gotta do.
Oh.
[laughing] That's okay. You, uh, need to learn, uh, uh, radio etiquette.
Uh, well, I'm-
That's not lady-like-
I'm, uh-
... to use that kind of language.
I'm a bartender.
[laughing]
I, I, I swear. [laughing] So, um-
We could have pretended that was the food. It's so offensive- [laughing]
No
... that we can't even air it. [laughing]
Uh, I'm gonna say, like, I don't even know.
You're gonna say Taco Bell, too, aren't you? You're just gonna go-
I, I want to.
[laughing]
I want to, because Taco Bell's my favorite food. [laughing]
But then we're also giving them a free plug-
But, like-
... right now, too.
That's true.
And that might be a, you know, get the management mad at us for-
Oh, okay
... talking about a well-known restaurant.
Okay.
I'll go, uh, Taco John's.
Uh-
Taco time!
What on earth is Taco John's?
Sucks.
I think there used to be-
Sucks
... a Taco John's, but, uh, taco time.
We used to have a Taco John's, and it used to be on, um, Yellowstone Highway.
I saw that Freddy's-
Do you remember?
Freddy's is now making steak burger tacos.
That's for you. [laughing]
[laughing] That's right. That's what I'm gonna-
I bet they'll be $8 per taco.
Yeah.
I think they were cheap.
'Cause that place is notoriously expensive. That's right.
I think they were, like, three fiddy.
I'm now talking crap on local businesses.
No, it's not-
Take that, sales
... it's not $3.50, it's three fiddy.
Not even local.
Three fiddy.
Three fiddy.
That's how much, it's three fiddy.
Yeah!
Yeah. [upbeat jazz music]
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