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Welcome to the show where nothing is off the table. "The SmokePit" is a place where we talk about any and everything. From celebrities acting out on social media, to serious social topics. We even have the occasional "One Gotta Go" debates as well as monthly brackets that members of our group participate in. Yes, ladies and gents, welcome to 'The SmokePit' where we stay talking about things that would come up at your job's watercooler or smoke pit. Feel free to join in the weekly conversations by joining the "Smokepit Podcast Fan Group" on Facebook.
What is good in the hood, everybody? Welcome to the smoke pit episode 1 33. Every time this thing gets higher, it just gets it gets more amazing that we're we're we're continuing to doing it. But I am on a solo dolo mission tonight. Shout out to the homie Mac aka your boy.
Blak:We, send our best wishes to you, my guy. My guy caught COVID, so, he won't be here tonight. And, we wish him nothing but a speedy recovery, my guy. My aim is to be as boring as possible tonight. I know that it hurts when you laugh, so I am going to be absolutely, positively boring because I care.
Blak:Because I love you, my guy, and I don't want you to laugh too hard. So I'm gonna be gonna be really boring tonight, if you don't mind. We'll we'll probably have to vault this one because it'll probably be that boring. But thank you. We already got some pit masters tuning in to the show tonight.
Blak:Shout out to EJ. Shout out to Tay. Shout out to Brian, everybody in the comments. Thank you guys for tuning in. We got a good show for you guys tonight.
Blak:We, I really wanted to do this one with Mac because we have a we have a a foodie one going on tonight. One gotta go in our house meeting. We got got a good who's man's for you tonight. We got a bracket update. Oh, I wish you were here for this one.
Blak:I really wish you were here for this one because we called it, ladies and gentlemen. We called it. They did not disappoint us, which gives us a horrible outlook on the election season this year. And, if you guys are ready, I am ready. And in the words of my homie, Mac aka your boy, episode 33 of the smoke pit starts right now.
Blak:Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night. Come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off.
Blak:It's been a long week, come relaxing. Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it.
Blak:Get ready, because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Macky Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit. What is up, everybody? Once again, welcome back to the smoke pit on the DFPN.
Blak:I am your homie, black. I put the magnificent on there. I didn't I didn't really really mean to do that. That's I'm playing around. But welcome everybody to the episode.
Blak:We're gonna have a good show for you guys. Before we jump into the show, shout out to our sponsor, Khan's Custom Creations. Here is the IG. Go follow her. IG_ Khan's custom sorry.
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Blak:Do me a favor. Keep this woman as busy as possible. Alright? I I feel like I feel like you guys aren't doing it enough. Keep her in here.
Blak:Like, it's a I ain't gonna say that. I was gonna say keep her in here like it's a sweat factory, but I'm not I don't wanna get canceled. Just keep her busy, please, so she's not looking at me. K? Cool.
Blak:But shout out to them. And you guys are already in the comments. Listen. Normally, I would say give me to a certain amount of views, and I will do some Outlander stuff. But, look, listen.
Blak:It is 2024. I am I am over the 40 year old hump. Okay? I can't be doing this to my body no more, you guys. I can't.
Blak:I just can't. My body can't do the weird stuff no more. I feel like you guys are partially responsible for my gallbladder being taken out of me. All the weird stuff that I I I just came up with these weird concoctions that you guys found on this crazy page. I'm not doing this no more.
Blak:We need to nominate someone. And if I'm gonna nominate anyone, it is gonna be you, AD. Just because you're in the comments and I saw your name. So, we're gonna nominate you just by default. All all in favor, say I in the chat.
Blak:Thank you, and, thanks for coming out. God bless you. But, shout out to you guys. Let's jump right into the show. We have we have one heck of a house meeting on on deck tonight.
Blak:So get your thinking caps on. Make sure your stomachs aren't really rolling with this because I don't want y'all making terrible decisions. But let's jump right into this house meeting on the deck.
woman:I think we need to have a house meeting, y'all.
Blak:Our first house meeting comes courtesy of none other than management. Management had it on their mind this week, and they just started asking silly questions. And what do you know? You ask silly questions, you bound to get silly answers. So we have a house meeting on deck for y'all tonight, and, here it is.
Blak:Let me bring this up. One's gotta go. And your choices for this evening, ladies and gentlemen, barbecue, soul food, Italian, and Mexican. I don't know who came up with this. This is absolutely diabolical.
Blak:I don't know why you will wanna get rid of any of these. But in smoke pit fashion in smoke pit fashion exactly, Tay. Booze and cheers. Booze and cheers. I couldn't vote either.
Blak:Well, yes. I did. I did. I'm I made a rash decision, but we're on the show tonight. So in true smoke pit fashion, what we're gonna do is we're gonna go process of elimination 1 by 1.
Blak:Alright? And we're gonna say what we're gonna keep. I'll start. You guys can follow along. So what I'm going to keep right off the bat is gonna be barbecue.
Blak:My melanin will not allow me to get rid of it. It is the source of happiness. It is the source of family camaraderie. Barbecue is generations of people have have learned the craft. I feel like as a rite of passage, you learn it, you teach it, you get good at it, and you pass it along.
Blak:And he who barbecues gets the most. You know why? Because we taste test everything. So I am going to keep barbecue. And I see some I see some comments already right now that's just just it's it's wild.
Blak:So everybody's saying Italian. People are gonna keep Italian. Shout out to Jen. She's gonna keep Italian. We I have thoughts on this.
Blak:Italian and Mexican are my go to's. Man, this is a hard one, man. It's really hard. It's really hard. Choice number 2.
Blak:I'm gonna keep this with a caveat. A very special caveat. I'm gonna keep Mexican on the account that is from California or or or Arizona. I'll I'll I'll whatever. I'll keep Arizona too.
Blak:But West Coast, it has to be from the West Coast. Because let me tell you something. Anything outside that area, it's not Mexican food. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to kick it to you, but unless you learn from there and you migrate it, your shit ain't Mexican.
Blak:Not one bit. It it don't hit. It does not hit at all. It is not fire. Texas, you do not know how to make Mexican food at all.
Blak:That Tex Mex shit ain't it. The queso, I can kinda rock with. Everything else, nah. Stop trying, bro. I don't know where y'all learned that from, but damn sure what Mexico.
Blak:That's why that's why Texas was its own country at one point. That I feel like it was all for the food. I feel like when Texas was hell no. Taco Bell ain't Mexican. Hey.
Blak:Hell no. But I feel like I feel like Texas as as a as a state was all the fucked up makers of Mexican food. I feel like that. Don't don't cancel me guys, please. But that's how I feel.
Blak:All the people that said, we're gonna make our own food, they was like, alright. Get your ass over there. Stay there. Don't don't go nowhere else. Y'all your own country.
Blak:You ain't even Mexico no more. Go to America. America was like, yeah. I guess it's good. We're gonna have to fight over it.
Blak:I guess. Then they called the Tex Mex. But everywhere else, that's, like, west coast, that's Mexican. And by by default, if your restaurant is high quality on the outside, like, if it looks like it's a nice establishment, chances are your Mexican food is trash, bro. Trash.
Blak:It is a high probability. Give me the grunge like, the grungiest of the grungy. That's what I'm looking for. I'm looking for, like, the shit has been held up by, like, tinfoil. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:But they got a kitchen in it. And the motherfuckers is in there doing God's work with that Mexican food. Say I'm lying. Say I'm lying. The grungier, the better.
Blak:Like, I need that. That's the Mexican I'm talking about. If we get that, I'm keeping Mexican. Look. They know I'm not lying.
Blak:If it looks like a trap house, the food's good. I'm not man, let me tell you. Some of the best Mexican food I've ever had, they used the hurricane Katrina shit to hold the whole fucking restaurant up, bro. Not lying. I'm not lying.
Blak:They had the tarp on the shit. The drive through was like a window that they had to push up, but I'd be damned. That carneosada burrito didn't hit. That shit slapped. The sauces were good.
Blak:That's another thing too. I can go on a whole show about Mexican food and why why why Cali has specifically San Diego. Because there's a difference too. Specifically, San Diego, and I need it in the hood like Spring Valley. I need that shit.
Blak:But that's why I'm keeping Mexican. If a Mexican restaurant has on the end of it, try that shit. Not all of them are great, but they're gonna be better than anything you ever have. That shit ends in Humberto, Humberto, Gilberto, Aliberto. Try that shit, bro.
Blak:Try it. It's going to slap. Point blank, period. It's gonna slap. So, yes, I'm keeping Mexican.
Blak:I damn no wanna keep Mexican first, but barbecue holds a place in my heart. It does. It really does. But listen, chat. Listen.
Blak:We gotta have a we this is a house meeting in its own self. Chipotle is not fucking Chipotle is not Mexican food. It is not. Shit ain't even owned by Mexican. Shit is owned by Korean.
Blak:I don't know why I'm saying that. I shouldn't be saying that. My bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Chipotle.
Blak:Sorry. But I watched on a couple of bosses. I know y'all jigs up. I I haven't ate I haven't ate there since. It's like, oh, they put a little wool over our eyes with this shit.
Blak:Fresh ingredients in my fucking ass. I'm I'm playing. I'm I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Now we get to the hard choice.
Blak:We get to the hard choice, ladies and gentlemen. Italian or soul food? And I know in the group, I said Italian. But let me let me rethink for a minute because there's an Italian spot here that I didn't think about when I said it. I was just like, I think we might have still no.
Blak:This wasn't even in February. This was posted in March. I still might have had a hint of black history month on me, so my melanin was like, don't get rid of that. We was talking about boys to men, mama, soul food. Everybody cooks soul food on Sunday, like you know?
Blak:But we already got the family gathering with barbecue. So do I really need soul food? Like, do I really? Do I? Nah.
Blak:Nah. Maybe not. Now let's look at the let's look at the cons. Let's look at the pros and cons. Without the without the soul food, you don't get you don't get the, you don't get the size for barbecue.
Blak:We have Italian, like and this is another one. This is another one. Like, I feel like the average person hasn't had real Italian. I I do. I do.
Blak:Like, yeah, you got the lasagna on the picture and the shit looks great. It's all cheesy, but, bro, a real Italian dish. Like, the first time the first time I went to Aviano, I was I was almost like, I'm a go AWOL and just live in Italy, bro. I'm not lying. I'm a just I'm a just I'm a go off grid, bro.
Blak:I'm a live off the land. Bro, they took us to a place called the Spaghetti House. That shit was so moth, bro. It was so good. And they give you the sangria, like, oh my god.
Blak:It was so it was delicious. I don't even know what the fuck they were calling it, but they were like, I was like, oh, yeah. That sound good. It sounds delicious. Like, what's in it?
Blak:Do I really care? No. It smells great. Give me it. I don't even know what I ate.
Blak:I just know the shit was good. Same thing. There's an Italian place, like, 20 minutes from my house. Same thing. I walked in there, and the dude was talking like the guy from from Italy.
Blak:And I was like, oh my god. This shit about to be a banger. It's about it's about to be a banger. I already know. I don't care what's in it, but I kinda understood them.
Blak:I was like, oh, yeah. Let me get that. Real Italian food? Like, don't give me don't give me under this Olive Garden shit. I don't want it.
Blak:I I don't need it. No. Don't want that. Give me give me give me fagioli, bro. Give me give me that shit.
Blak:We can we can make a meal out of that. Give me that with some with some bread and and a little bit of mozzarella and a little bit of Parmesan, bro. Listen. Real Italian food is like it's so much life. It's so much life.
Blak:I must be hungry, bro. I'm talking about food. Like, I'm talking about food. Like, it's like, this is a deep conversation for me. But but soul food.
Blak:Soul food. Here's the thing that's probably gonna keep it for me. I'm probably gonna get rid of Italian, and here's what's gonna here's what's gonna carry this. If you've had some smoked turkey necks and some greens, bro, with some cornbread, listen, Just enough. And it is it is listen.
Blak:God made that for me. God made that for me. Like, just just enough with a little bit, like it's a little bit of vinegar, little hot sauce in it. Like, bro, listen. Listen.
Blak:Life. Life, my boy, is what that is. You know what? My decision is made. I love it.
Blak:I love Italian food. I really do. I really do. I love Italian food. But for this experiment and from specifically, my melanin and my memories, I gotta I gotta keep soul food.
Blak:I love you. I love you, Italian. I I do love you. Listen. Everybody's putting all these I can't even I'm I'm scared to put these up because I'm hungry.
Blak:Y'all don't even know. Y'all don't even know. Tortellini tortellini with pesto and the oh my god. That shit sounds amazing. Baked ziti.
Blak:But look, Max Mac know what I'm talking about. When the juice from the greens mix with yes. Yes, Lord. Yes, Lord. My soul says yes.
Blak:What especially, like, on Thanksgiving when that when that green juice hit that turk oh my god. Here's the turkey. I wanna take a nap right now just because of the memory. Yes, lord. So what's everybody picking?
Blak:I I'm I'm getting rid of Italian. Tay already says she's getting rid of soul food, which I think is blasphemy. Don't don't lie to yourself, Tay. Come on now. Don't lie to yourself.
Blak:But y'all making this Italian sound good, though. Really. Really. Y'all really making this sound good. So hard.
Blak:I don't even woo. Max said barbecue is off the board. I I can't do that. I can't. I can't.
Blak:EJ said Italian, Mexican barbecue. K. I mean, he's getting rid of soul food. Bryan said that Mario Brothers food. Oh, man.
Blak:But, yeah, man, that that is the house meeting. That is the house meeting. Now I'm hungry. I almost wanna end this show. We ain't even 30 minutes in.
Blak:I'm like, god. God, that made me hungry. That made me made me hungry as hell. Oh, man. But moving on moving on to I this ain't the meat and potatoes yet.
Blak:We almost there. We almost there. But moving on, we are ready to talk about them. And ladies and gentlemen, tonight, we have our who's man's. Let's talk about it.
Blak:Hey, who's man's is this? Alright. Let's let's get let's get this one out the way. Because ladies and gentlemen, this week, our whose man's is coming from the realm of hip hop, the music that I love. And ladies and gentlemen, mister Cornell himself, Nelly says that his era, hip hop, was the toughest era of hip hop ever.
Blak:Was it really? Was it really? What's it what's it what's it really, Nelly? Now let's look at the peer let's look at the period. Let's look at the period of which Nelly came out.
Blak:I wanna say country grammar came out in 2000. This is off the top of my head in the year 2000. How was that era of music tough for anybody? First thing first, let's look at the time period. 2000, the year 2000.
Blak:What was going on in the year of 2000? Cash money records taken over for the 99 and the 2000. That's like one of the biggest hits. Everything was a hit. Yes.
Blak:Thank you, Mac. Everything was a hit in 2000. Everything. Why? Because this is this is when I was a teenager, bro.
Blak:Like, we were falling for anything. Let's just be honest. We were falling for anything. Like, if you if you made a beat that was catchy and hot, kinda like today. Like, kids kids today don't really focus on the lyrics.
Blak:Right? We focus on the beat. We wanna party. Like, this is when you came out and you made country grammar. Right?
Blak:You are partially responsible, Nelly. You are partially responsible for one of the one of the hottest debates I've ever been in. Like, how the hell is country grammar such a fucking hit? Everything was a hit in the in those years. Yes.
Blak:The fact that ride with me charted. It actually do you wanna go and take a ride with me? Now who the fuck is singing this? Like, this shit was so ridiculous. Like and this picture me.
Blak:I'm trying to get ready for a football game. This is the song that's playing in a lot. Like, how the fuck am I gonna be ready to tackle somebody? Listening to this shit? This was not tough.
Blak:Your music was not tough to crack. You just had to be different, which is a hell of a lot like today. Today is probably the toughest it's ever going to be for the music industry. Because back then, all you had to do, Nelly, was be different. You are the you are the walking, living, breathing example of all you had to do was be different.
Blak:Why? Because you had Jay z dominating the charts with hard knot life, then Rock Life Familia. Like, Jay z was on one hell of a run, bro. But all you had to do was be different. And Max said the reason he said he he never got shot.
Blak:First of all, that is a lie. That is that is that is absolute egregious. I'm gonna use a Stephen a Smith reference tonight. That is egregious. Because all you had to do was be different.
Blak:That's it. Luda was different. Hit. Chingy, for god's sakes, was hitting. Chingy.
Blak:What's the other dude? Everybody in the club get, bro, young music, that period was not tough at all. Everybody in the club get tipsy. Like, this this is the night town playlist. Some of the some of the like, right now, like, if you go back, there are certain songs from my parents' error.
Blak:Right? Like, if you play it now, they probably get embarrassed to hit it. Like, oh, man. That was my song back then. I don't I don't know why I like that song.
Blak:That was some of the music back then. That's what that music was. I'm embarrassed to say I rocked in the club with this shit, bro. Better up. Get the fuck out of here.
Blak:No. Get get the fuck out of here. Some motherfucking did the Jeffersons on the song, and that shit was a hit. He was so popular. Talking about he never got shine.
Blak:He was so popular. His homeboys I ain't gonna lie. The same lunatics are probably better than Nelly, if we're being completely honest. But that's what I'm saying, Jen. That's what I'm saying.
Blak:That that era of music is not tough because everybody everybody was making, like, music. Everybody was different. Now nowadays, especially in hip hop, it's hard to crack because everybody sounds the same. So if you sound like such and such, well, we got a million of those. But there was only 1 Nelly at the time until Boykins.
Blak:You know what I'm saying? But other than that, that was that was the motherfucker. The yin yang twins. Different. Everybody was different.
Blak:Everybody sounded different. So all you had like, little John, when little John came out, that's all you had to do. Everything was different. So the fact that you have so much different music out there and, you know, you had different coasts, West Coast popped at a time, East Coast popped at a time. South start popping right around this time, Nelly.
Blak:You slid on in there with this hucklebuck bullshit and was like, I'm a hit. Yes. You hit. So it wasn't hard for you to get shine. It it really was hard for you to get shine.
Blak:I don't understand why he's feeling the way he's feel. Like, you were so like, does he realize how popular he was? He was so popular the motherfucker wouldn't make country music, and it hit. For for what fucking reason? Are you making music with Florida Georgia line, Nelly?
Blak:What reason? What? And then you made a double album. Hot in here. And I ain't gonna lie.
Blak:I was thankful for that shit. I was thankful for that one, my boy. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate you.
Blak:I appreciate you so much. But you know what I'm saying? Like, it wasn't hard for you to hit. It really wasn't. Stop this.
Blak:Stop the madness. Stop the madness, my guy. Stop it. Please stop yet. Any any anybody got some I'm a give him his respect.
Blak:Like, what Nelly did now, granted. Granted. You did that versus, bro. That versus that versus told us a lot. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:Like, that versus was It was it was it was patchy. It was patchy. You Luda was burning a hole in him. You know what I'm saying? Like, my man had to blame it on the Internet outages.
Blak:Luda was dragging that man, bro. You got dragged by Luda. Now I'm a give you your respect. But but that hey. You need to be thankful for that storm, my guy, because you was playing some shit nobody heard of.
Blak:And you you know what I'm saying? Luda had to pretend like he was rocking with it, but low key, you got smoked. He was smoking on that Nelly pack that night, bro. Like, god, dog. Yeah, dog.
Blak:You it was, oh, that was a rough landing. That was a rough landing. But I'm a give I'm a give you your shit, though. You saw you saw millions of records. You did this in the time, like I don't think people understand, like when I say when I say Jay z was a monster, like, specifically during this time period, Jay z was Jay z was putting on the show.
Blak:Like, he went on, like, a like, a 5 album run and was dominating the charts. So to sell what you sold during that time period, like, it's impressive. My god. I gotta give you that. I gotta give you that.
Blak:But don't say your your your music was tough. Like, that wasn't a tough period. That wasn't a tough period at all. Like, if anything, you was in the you was in the you was in the middle of the party, my guy. You was in the middle of the of the show, and it was something for everybody.
Blak:It ain't like that no more. But then it was something for everybody. And you have something that a lot of millions of people liked. Yeah. Country grandma went 10 times platinum.
Blak:It did. It went it went you sold a a lot of records, bro. Like, when you have people singing your and that's the thing, man. You have millions of people singing your songs, wanting to see you in shows. Like, you gotta trust, like, what you did was powerful.
Blak:You gotta stand on that shit. You can't be out here with a with a 10 time platinum album talking about my my area of music is is tough. When these motherfuckers out here right now, they can't even go gold. Like, J Cole's album, J Cole is a wonderful MC, bro. Wonderful MC.
Blak:1st week sales didn't even crack 500,000. Kendrick Lamar, one of the best lyricists to ever pick up a pen. 1st week sales don't even hit a1000000. Y'all was the like, in that time period, y'all was doing that shit. Y'all was doing 3 times that shit in a week.
Blak:Today's artists have it a hell of a lot harder. Plus they gotta they gotta worry about streaming, people leaking they shit way more than y'all did. Yeah. We have lime wire. But these motherfuckers, soon as you make the song, somebody got it.
Blak:It's tougher to compete now. That's that's just a fact. I'll debate anybody on that shit. It's it's that's the facts. But your time period, bro, don't don't do that.
Blak:Don't do that. Stop. Please stop. Cut that monkey shit off. You embarrassing us.
Blak:I'll fuck with you, though, Nelly. I do. I really fucks with you. But that's our that's our who's mess for for this week, man. Shout out to Nelly.
Blak:Bro, I I I I I hope you get the respect that you're looking for. I really do because, bro, bro, that's that's wow. That is wow. Plus you're still getting streams today. Like, you probably get more streams than half these artists today.
Blak:Cut that out. Cut it out, Nelly. Come on, man. Come on, my guy. Come oh, my guy.
Blak:Stop it. I'll give you your flowers. Country grammar, banger. The second album, great. Anything after that, sweatsuit, that's all I know.
Blak:And that Florida Georgia line shit. That that was good. But I'm saying, though, like, here's for any artist that says that shit, like, I want y'all to start doing more verses. That's gonna tell us what what artist you are. Like, if you out here really saying something like that, you know what I feel like you should do?
Blak:I should I feel like you should go in the verses, not just any verses. I feel like y'all should go in the verses with Lil Wayne. That's gonna tell you everything you need to know or Busta Rhymes. It's gonna tell you a lot because them motherfuckers got busy. If you don't feel like like that that should be the bar.
Blak:That should be the bar. You feel like you did all this great work? Alright. That's cool. Hop in the verses.
Blak:Like, if you that's the bar. Can my can my catalog that I have beat Lil Wayne or Busta Rhymes? If the answer is no, keep your mouth shut, bro. Keep your mouth shut because that that list is very short. If you feel like you can beat Lil Wayne or Busta Rhymes in a versus, have at it.
Blak:Talk talk as much as you need to talk. But until then, don't come out saying don't come out saying that because they got busy. They weren't worried about the era. They got busy, and they did work. But shout out to you, man.
Blak:Much respect. Much respect to you, my friend. Alright. Let's us move on from the Who's Mans because, man, listen. We have something that we need to talk about.
Blak:Actually, we're gonna stay here. We're gonna stay on the who's man's. We're gonna stay on the who's man's. We got another one. We had a double.
Blak:I forgot. My bad. I forgot. But, let let's let's stick to the topic. Ladies and gentlemen, spring's here.
Blak:We are in the midst of your children going to knocking on doors, but one school in particular had a better idea. They invited people in. Yeah. We got a double. Tonight's a double.
Blak:Ladies and gentlemen, there's an Oklahoma school under investigation of their viral video. I could not find this video either. A viral video shows students licking peanut butter off of other participants' toes. Yo. They're the school sanctioned fundraiser.
Blak:First of all, y'all nasty. Y'all nasty. Alright. Per the n y n NY post per the New York Post, Deer Creek High School had a fundraiser held inside the institution's gym. At least 4 teens laid their stomachs laid on their stomachs as they vigorously ate peanut butter off another participant's bare feet.
Blak:It is unclear if the other party adorning the peanut butter were students or adults. 1st and foremost, get them out of here. Get them out of shut the school down. Burn it to the ground. If we have the question if we have the question, are the teachers in on this?
Blak:Burn to school, bro. Transfer your kids vigorously vigorously. Nasty. Grody. That's my word, by the way.
Blak:Grody. That means it's so grow like. Grody is like the highest level of gross. Grody pants is what I call it. Fucking disgusting.
Blak:You guys are gross. The incident occurred on Thursday, March 7th. I'm sorry. This is Thursday, February 28th at the class of the classes assembly. So this is multiple classes.
Blak:According to the Deer Creek School District, the event was one of several during the week designed to raise money for a local coffee shop, the highest people with special needs, the toe sucking tournament. They had a bracket y'all. The toe sucking tournament was an event that students paid to attend. Teenagers grades 9th through 12th. Why?
Blak:Oklahoma, y'all wild. Y'all are wild. They first of all, first of all no. No. No.
Blak:No. You gotta get all that peanut butter. All the peanut butter. Get it all off. And then y'all had to pay to play.
Blak:What? Not only are you doing this shit, you pay. What's the entry? I wanna know what the entry fee was. Gee.
Blak:Willikers, Batman. There was a tournament. So don't know if it was double or single elimination, but I'm guessing I'm guessing if you really wanna match participation, if you really wanted to get the point across that they needed to, you know, help the cause a little bit, I'd say double. Why not? The more vigor, the better.
Blak:You know? Brian says, your kid comes home with a certificate, said they won a foot licking tournament. Parent, tournament. You did it more than once. Yes.
Blak:What was your number? What was your rank? Like, how did they how did they determine the seeding? Because, obviously, this has had it. This has happened before.
Blak:We have the reigning defending champion of foot sucking in the blue corner. Tamika the tongue twister Turner. And the crowd goes wild. No. No.
Blak:No. No. No. They no. No.
Blak:This is a cost cutting measure, Jen. They're not using Jif. No. No. No.
Blak:No. This is school. Remember? School. They fed us the crappy pizza that actually tastes good.
Blak:Oh, no. This is Kroger brand peanut butter. This is probably commodity peanut butter. Let's be honest. And it it just hits.
Blak:You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That great value. You know what I'm saying? The the stuff that gets the stuff that gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.
Blak:You know what I'm saying? The shit the dogs won't even eat, but you put it in a mouse trap. That's what they that's what they had them licking off each other's feet. This is terrible. This is terrible, bro.
Blak:This is horrible. Please, Oklahoma, invest no. Why what what is the results? I wanna know the results of this investigation. It shouldn't have been long if there's video.
Blak:It should not have been long. It's this should have been open and shut. So I wanna know the results. If if y'all take more than a week to get the results of this investigation, the whole state of Oklahoma needs to just be reevaluated and reassigned because this is this is terrible. This is horrible.
Blak:God. And you send your kids to school to get an education, pray they don't get bullied. Low and behold, they get swindled into being a toe sucker. That's filthy work. That's filthy work.
Blak:I mean, it does sound like Texas activity, AD. It does. It absolutely does. Let me look this up. Let me see where Deer Creek County is.
Blak:Because if it's anywhere close to Texas whoo, cha. Where you at on the maps? Come here. Zoom out. Oh, yeah.
Blak:It's close. The ship's about it's just about 3 hours away from here, from where I'm at. Terrible. It's about 3 hours away from my house. That is terrible.
Blak:Yep. That's Texas behavior. Somebody moved there. He said 6.5 for poor use of peanut brittle. Yes.
Blak:Terrible. Absolutely horrible. But that is the second whose man I'll keep that short and sweet because I don't want y'all to get sick. We'll keep that one short and sweet. But that is the second.
Blak:Hell no. I'm not hosting 1. What? What? No.
Blak:Absolutely not. No. That is R Kelly behavior, sir, and I shall not perdate. No way. Count me out.
Blak:You got to count me out. You got to count me out. No. Thank you. No.
Blak:Thank you. And no fucking thank you. But let's get to an update we got on the brackets, ladies and gentlemen. Let's go to the. If you've been following in the group, you know trickery is afoot.
Blak:It's all it's already in the air. They've already put the bad vibes in the air. So here we go. This week, we have team titans going up against samurai Jack. And though I love samurai Jack, it got washed.
Blak:70% of the vote went to team titans. Kinda expected this one. Teen Titans will be moving on till next week. I voted for samurai Jack because I love samurai Jack. Out of the 2, I love samurai Jack.
Blak:And I didn't wanna see it go down without me voting for it. I knew it was gonna go down eventually. But, thus, we're here. Adventure time, going up against Foster's home for imaginary kids. 87% of the vote.
Blak:87% of the vote went to adventure time. It will be moving on. If he dies, he dies, and Jesus fosters home. Y'all died terribly. So the grim adventures of Billy and Mandy going up against Justice League Unlimited.
Blak:81% of the vote went to Justice League Unlimited, and it is moving on to our big 8 round. And here we go. Here's the trickery. Alright. This one was a little too close for my comfort.
Blak:I was expecting Scooby Doo to get washed, and it held its own for a minute. So much so that I was like, I was about to riot. We was about to shut this group down in a minute. Scooby Doo, 37% of the vote. Star Wars Clone Wars.
Blak:It's moving on to the big eight with 63% of the vote. But the one I wanna talk about let me find this shit because y'all got me fucked up. Hold on. Y'all got me all the way fucked up out here. All the way fucked up.
Blak:Where are you? Dexter's Laboratory, beat regular show. Great. Great. Young Justice, be we, We Bare Bears.
Blak:Great. Powerpuff Girls beat Johnny Test. Great. Awesome. Amazing.
Blak:Wonderful. But the one I wanna talk about tonight, ladies and gentlemen, which we we talked about this last week. We talked about this last week, and I knew it. I knew it was gonna happen. I knew it was gonna happen.
Blak:We called it. I feel like a prophet at this at this point. Because what I said was gonna happen, it happened. It definitely happened. Let me share the screen.
Blak:Let me share the screen. Why on God's green earth does team titans go beat the amazing world of gumball, ladies and gentlemen? 55% to 45%. Like, if it was 5149, I wouldn't be as mad. I'd actually be mad, but 55 to 45, you are there are some disrespectful members in this group.
Blak:Like, highly disrespectful members in this group. The amazing world of gumball is such an underrated show. It is a great show. Team titans go ain't even the main team titans. Let me calm down.
Blak:Let me calm down. Ain't even the best version of teen titans. This is a tragedy. A tragedy, ladies and gentlemen. And here's what's gonna happen.
Blak:Here's what's gonna happen. Team times goal is gonna get washed next week. It is. It is going to get washed. And me and Mac will be sitting here next week.
Blak:God willing, my boy heals up. Bro, I swear to God. I swear to God. If if if team times go, beats Justice League, this will be the end of the bracket. It will be the end of the bracket.
Blak:I will I will petition I will petition management to strike this entire bracket from existence. Get rid of it. But my prediction is it's gonna get washed next week. It will get washed. And for that reason, it should not have won.
Blak:It should not have won. Like, do y'all ever think, like, let's make this shit interesting. Well, yeah, I guess you do because you fucking eliminated gumball for team Titans go. I guess that's interesting. But that's that's as that's as best as it's gonna get because it's about to get destroyed next week.
Blak:Like, let the guy that shoulda went on go on. Y'all know. Y'all y'all fucking know. You know in your in your heart of hearts, you know the amazing world of gumball is a better show than team titans go. You know this.
Blak:You know this. Like lying to me, I get. But lying to yourself is mad disrespectful, bro. It's mad disrespectful. Don't do that to yourself.
Blak:Don't don't do that to yourself. I am hurt. I am hurt. Like, if Gumball went up against if Gumball went up against Justice League, I know it's gonna lose. It's supposed to.
Blak:But don't do me the injustice of putting teen titans go up against it. That's disrespectful. That's highly disrespectful. Could because we all know it's gonna happen. I'm a I'm a be quiet from this point on when it comes to the bracket because I know it's gonna happen, but God forbid, team titans go if team titans go beats the justice league oh my goodness.
Blak:Oh my goodness. People are ill informed. That that's that's the only explanation. You guys are ill informed. Yes.
Blak:Gumball just it's it's one of the the most original comedy pieces Cartoon Network put out, and it was hilarious. Like, I think Gumball like, realistically, Gumball had a had a better chance to beat Justice League than team titans go does. But who am I? I'm a middle aged man at this point. My opinion doesn't really matter that much.
Blak:Speaking of which, while we're here, rest in peace to Akira Tomiyama. The news came out that he passed last night. So make sure this is the this is a space to where I do say rest in peace to you, my brother. Thank you for making these 3 to 3:30 trips from school to my house adventurous because I was definitely trying to get home to see what Cell was doing, to see what Majin Buu was doing, to see if my boy was going Super Saiyan 2 on him. Like, those were exciting times for me, bro.
Blak:Thank you. So I wanna make sure I put that out in the universe. I appreciate I appreciate your work. Thank you so much. But as far as this bracket goes, God help you.
Blak:God help you all if Justice League loses to team titans go. Make the right decision, please. Don't troll us. Make the right decision for yourself, for your fellow pit master, for the DFPN. Please and thank you.
Blak:And with that with that, ladies and gentlemen, we are gonna go back into our regularly scheduled programming for some final shots and thoughts.
man:And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.
Blak:That's such a nice tune. Oh, such a nice one. I love that one. Well, first things first, I wanna shout out everyone that tuned in tonight. Thank you guys for tuning in and making this show so much fun.
Blak:You guys are amazing. Couldn't have done this without you. Couldn't have done it without you. I promise you. You guys you guys gave me life tonight.
Blak:I I I love it. I love it. It's such a pleasure interacting with everyone. As far as the network goes, make sure that you guys tap in every single Friday. We have the Queens of Nerdom that are doing their Fallen Star Fridays.
Blak:The story is getting better, you guys, and we're we're gonna go back into this thing tomorrow. I'm really excited about it. So make sure you guys tap in the following star Fridays. This episode will be available on Monday, and I hope you guys enjoyed it because I had a ball. I I really do hope you enjoyed yourselves tonight.
Blak:Thank you guys for tuning in so so so so much. But, make sure you guys make sure you guys tap into that. We should be having no gimmicks coming back. I did an interview. I'm pulling double duty today.
Blak:I did an interview earlier. That interview will be out next week. Very good interview with Demo Diamond from MPX. I will be there next weekend. So shout out to MPX and their event, Destiny.
Blak:We will be putting out more episodes. I'm getting ready to ramp up. No gimmicks because WrestleMania season is upon us. So make sure we have coverage for that right before I get ready to head out to the East Coast and kick it with everybody there. So appreciate you guys.
Blak:Appreciate all the love. Thank you guys for tuning in to episode 133 of. Until next time. For my homie, Mac aka your boy, get well soon, my guy. Until next time.
Blak:You guys have love. Make sex. Peace. Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off.
Blak:Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week. Come relaxing. Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets.
Blak:And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this. Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Macky Mack.
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