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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Friday, August 15th, 2025
Episode summary introduction:
It's relaxation day - so chill out man, high school seniors are buying up kid's backpacks, a giant dog food donation is Good News, we wish a very happy birthday to Dora the Explorer, sometimes quiet is all you need, we saw Hairspray the Musical last night and it was fantastic, there is a garden tour happening in the Rexburg area and we're sad that tickets are sold out, Chantel almost got stuck in the bathroom, what are some songs with your name in them, a deep look into some of music's biggest conspiracy theories, Nessie delivered a pizza or something like that, a short & easy Would You Rather, and Josh explains why he thinks Chantel is a trash throwing racoon when it comes to her competitive nature during football season.
Timestamps:
(0:00) - Bonus: Train horn Gary
(6:06) - Relaxation day
(10:37) - Kid's backpacks
(15:38) - Good News
(17:19) - Happy birthday Dora
(21:39) - Musical anhedonia
(27:53) - Hairspray the Musical
(32:39) - Garden tours
(37:30) - The doorknob incident
(43:18) - Songs with your name in them
(50:22) - Musical conspiracies
(56:25) - Nessie pizza
(1:03:17) - Would You Rather
(1:05:09) - Chantel is a racoon
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Full show transcript:
Would you like to begin? Shall we? Hey. Do you want me to say who we are? No.
Okay. I don't. Who are we? I don't. Why why why would I want that?
To who? I just didn't know if you wanted me to say this is Josh and Chantel with Wake Up Classy ninety seven. Oh, if you want, you can do whatever you want. I just didn't know. Is that something you want to do?
I don't want to. But the way you presented, do you wanna begin, made it sound like like you often say you open it this time. Oh, I see. I didn't know if that was that or if you were just like, start the story. Can we please start the story now?
Shall we begin? I think I think that's a fine way to start. Just dive in. Hey. It's Josh and Chantel.
We used to. I know. That's the we used to do that on the podcast. So if you go back and listen to old episodes, you hear the opening like that. And we used to do, like, a rundown of what was on the show.
Right. And then we decided, you know what would be more fun? Just to give bonus content. Yeah. So would you like to do that?
Let's do it. Let's go. Here we go. Bonus content. Fresh.
Hot off the presses. You're welcome. There was a man in Los Angeles who was finally arrested this week after months Of what? Of blaring a train horn from his house. Woah.
Did he have an actual train horn, or was it a recording of one loudspeaker? Speakers? It was a train horn. Yeah. So he was doing it.
He's doing it because he said he was being threatened and the police weren't doing enough. And he has the the train horn Uh-huh. Mounted high in a palm tree in his yard. And the neighbors were like, you cannot keep doing this. Okay.
He said he was being harassed? He said he was being threatened by his neighbors, and the police weren't doing enough. Okay. What were they threatening him about? I don't know.
Taking down the horn? I don't think the horn was the issue of why they were threatening him. I think they were threatening him with something beyond the horn. But do you have that information? No.
Here's why I'm asking, because his behavior of adding the horn feels provoked. And, and so if he's saying, listen. I have a complaint. These people won't leave me alone. Let me just live my life.
Now if living his life is like maybe he's got incredibly squeaky boots, And every time he goes outside, people can hear him walking from a mile away. He's got squeaky boots. You've seen them. The ones that the kids have? Yeah.
Or those. He's got those ones. Yeah. The ones with the little squeakers built into it for every step. And they're like, dude, Randall, you gotta quit with the squeaky boots.
His name is Gary. His real name's Randall. He goes by Gary in this news story. But they're like, Gary, you gotta get rid of the squeaky boots, dude. And he's like, no.
I will not. I love these squeaky boots. Do you see what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. And then they kept going like, no.
For real. Your squeaky boots are bad. And he's like, you thought my squeaky boots were bad. You should Wait till you hear your arm tree train horn. Yeah.
I get what you're saying. Right. So, you know I I get it. Wanna know what the original what the original complaint was about. I I I do not know that information.
The I've learned. He wasn't getting enough response for being harassed or teased or, you know, he heard he heard the neighbors, the HOA was having meetings about his squeaky boots or whatever it was. Right. I don't I don't know the rest of the story. And that's on me.
I brought an unfinished story to the table. Have you tried researching it or no? I don't care. Because it didn't look like you did. No.
I Like, if I don't know something, I'll try to research and find as much information as I can and ask that question and then went on a tyrant for about four minutes. But I just don't wanna I just don't wanna I don't care enough to know. So Gary, Los Angeles. My I no. No.
No. It's okay, Josh. We don't need to know we don't need to dive into this. Train horn. Those are the keywords.
I just wanted to know how you would feel about a neighbor blasting a train horn. That's all. Oh, it'd be awful. It would be awful. Yeah.
Let's start the show. The train horn, do you wanna know how how loud the blast is? It can be heard three and a half miles away, which checks out. I mean, a train horn, you can hear for a ways. Like, if a train rolls through town Mhmm.
You know there's a train rolling through town. Mhmm. Yeah. He said, the cops found 10 train horns when they kicked in his door. See, there's more to this story.
You're not you gotta do a little bit of research. K. What else do you know? I don't wanna He started blaring the horns each afternoon, shutting them off as soon as police arrived, and just to set them off as as blah blah blah. We seized 10 horns.
They took good. They look like train horns being run by a compressor, which is true. That is how they work. He'd shut it down before police arrived. And when the horns weren't sounding off, he would set off his ear splitting house alarm.
Dude. How is he not annoyed? How is he himself like, I just love the buzz of a horn and that loud screeching? Must have some hearing impairment. I don't know.
I think this guy is just super noisy, and the neighbors were like, dude, you need to quiet down. And then he said, they keep telling me to quiet down. It's so quiet. What are they talking about? Dude's antagonizing his whole neighborhood with horns and arms.
Gary. Gary. Well, there we know. Now we know the rest of the story. Thanks, Paul Harvey.
Let's start the show. So I also look I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Here we go. Let's do the show.
Today, I'm doing nothing but relaxing. I'm gonna relax all day. Why? Because it is relaxation day. Great.
Let's go home. Well, hold on. That's that it's not gonna be the most relaxing place to go. Why is that? That you brought that up because we've been to the most relaxing place.
Where is the most relaxing place? Would think maybe it'd be like Hawaii or something. Like, that that would be it's not even in the top 10 Hawaii. What is one of the most relaxing places then? Well, number five, number four, and number three are all in Australia.
I've never been there. Nope. Melbourne, Sydney, and Vienna. Number two, most relaxing place, Singapore. Never been there?
Nope. Most relaxing place? Who is this? I'm trying to see how they did this. Spa access, air quality, number of parks, sunshine hours, happiness levels, and traffic congestion.
This is what determines the relaxing places. K. Mhmm. One of my favorite places to drive. I really love driving here.
In San Diego? San Diego. Most relaxing place. San Diego. I really do.
I really do. And, it earned a relaxation score of 68.7 out of a 100. Woah. Yeah. Big scores.
It's got a laid back vibe, a scenic coastline Yes. And an abundance of green spaces. All of these things, I know to be true. And the people were great. And I liked driving there.
I I really enjoyed the pace that everybody moved. I didn't feel like I was bumper to bumper. I didn't feel rushed. Everything was We're also on vacation. So when you're on vacation, it's it's easier to relax a little bit because you're like, it's vacation.
The moment we landed in Salt Lake City, got back into our car, and pulled out of the airport parking lot, I went, I'm not in San Diego anymore. That's because, again, I think we knew we got we're done with vacation. Also Now we're back home. Terrible drivers. Salt Lake has terrible drivers to be sure.
So there's that. But, anyway, I thought that was interesting and kinda relaxing. I think the most relaxing place that I've ever been to is that tree house we went to in Montana. Really? Yes.
It was super, super, relaxing. I I don't know that I've been at a quieter place. And that's why it was relaxing. Yeah. No people.
No phones. Right. It was lovely. Yeah. Just the sound of the wind.
And a little bit of rain here and there. And a little thunderstorm. Yeah. Is that more relaxing than where you were sitting in the trees, while I was fishing? No.
Sitting in the trees was pretty relaxed. Yeah. On the bank of the river. Uh-huh. Yeah.
That was pretty that was pretty calming. Yeah. Yeah. That was nice. Yeah.
If I had somebody there, like, feeding me some grapes Oh, is that a thing? Giving me a massage. Okay. That would have been Do you think you could relax in that setting? Maybe.
Relax enough to get a massage so I don't feel so weird about it. Right. Maybe. I'd give it a shot. Okay.
Hey. Listen. Let me have a chance to. Let me try it out. See what happens.
Let me see it. Let me see about it. Well, get some relaxation in today because today is the day for it. I was gonna see if there's a Portland, Oregon is number eight most relaxing. Oh, see.
That one's close. I haven't been to Portland, but Me neither. What I hear about Portland is it's not real relaxing these days. Everywhere else is outside of The US. So, anyway, do some relaxing today.
Okay. I'd like to. I could relax that bed. Exercise? Yeah.
That'd be the problem. I've relaxed myself straight back to sleep. Oh, no. That's not a problem. That sounds like a solution to me.
Like that. Is that that's not how you snore. I'm pretty sure it is. No. It's so cute like that.
No. Yeah. This was kind of a big deal over the past couple of years, and, apparently, it is not slowing down. High school kids are going back to school, and they're taking little kid backpacks with them. I love it.
I think it's hilarious. They've they've got, Elmo, Barbie, Scooby Doo, Disney princesses, Shrek. Whatever it is, they can find the funny little cartoon backpack. I think I already know. Oh, you know?
I do know. It's a 100% gonna look like a half shell. Yep. It's a half shell. Oh, yeah.
For sure. What do you think I would take? What would you take? I I think I you would probably rock a Barbie backpack. No?
No. I mean, I loved Barbie, but I didn't I wasn't into, like, showing everybody that I loved Barbie, if that makes any sense. It makes no sense. If you like it, love it out loud. What would I take?
I don't know. I don't know what I would take. If I were to go to school today and I went to pick out a backpack, I don't know. I had a a Star Wars themed backpack that I carried around as an adult for a lot of years. It was a it was a Hoth backpack.
You did. And I did the same as an adult, but it was a Harry Potter movie. That's right. But yours was, like, mine, you could tell was was Star Wars. I Yours was way more subtle.
I would probably take I know what I would take. I would take a Blue's Clues backpack. That's pretty good. Oh, yeah. That's a good pick.
That's what I would absolutely take. And plus Original, please. Going to school to think, think. Think. Yeah.
You get it. Nice. The trend is gaining traction on social media. It is seen as nostalgic and a last hurrah before finishing your senior year and starting life as an adult. Aw.
So they're like, no. One more time, Hot Wheels backpack or whatever. I've gotta go shopping this weekend with our daughter. I wonder if she'll pick out something fun like that. She's got a good backpack.
Like, last year, she was good with what she had. So I don't know. We'll have to see. She might need something new. Make sure you check the quality because I can I could see some of those being made Cheaply?
Well, yeah. Because they're making them for kindergartners and first graders and second graders who aren't carrying a lot of stuff in the backpack. Stacks of books. You're carrying stuff in the backpack to back to school night, and then you empty it out into the classroom. And then you come back with a backpack that's really carrying maybe a lunch, maybe a paper to sign when you get home, maybe a jacket, some gloves, whatever as the winter rolls on.
Gloves? You think kids are wearing gloves? I I said the backpack's carrying gloves. No. I because the kid's not wearing them.
No. They're not even gonna carry them. You're crazy. Do you think they've got Mom put them in the backpack. They're in there.
The kids' hands are gonna be cold. They're gonna go, my hands were freezing. You know, wear your gloves on your backpack. Oh. I'm not gonna wear those.
Or they'll have that added to for Or they'll go, oh, I didn't know that. You know, like, I told you six times. Your gloves are in your backpack. Yeah. One of two things will happen.
And or they'll wear them and then not put them back in the backpack, and then you go wear your gloves. I don't know. And you go, lost and found. Yep. Go check the lost and found.
One lost. Yeah. They'll come home with one. Mhmm. Oh, man.
Beck lost so many things. I can't even tell you the amount of things. We had to go he'd come home. I'd be like, where's your coat? Where's your jacket?
I don't know. Uh-huh. What do you mean you don't know? You had a hook to put it on. And then I'd say, did you check the lost and found today?
No. I forgot. So many things I know. Lost from that kid. Good stuff too.
Wasn't just Walmart jackets. I'm just gonna I'm gonna tell you as an adult, you could do this exact same thing. Like, nobody is stopping you from going and buying a small child's backpack and wearing it as an adult. You like Sonic the Hedgehog? Wear it.
Do it. I think people need to do it. You want some strawberry shortcake? Have more fun than it can happen. That's what I'm saying.
Quit taking everything so seriously. You have adult money, and no one is gonna stop you at the door and be like, are you is did you buy that for a kid, or are you wearing it? Go buy yourself a child's backpack and wear it if you want. Did you buy that did you buy that for a kid? Yeah.
No? I bought it from a sale. Yeah. No one is gonna do that. That interaction is not gonna happen.
Here's your excuse. Go get hey. Go get yourself that backpack if you want it. There you go. It's that easy.
So there is a pet store in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. They're called Roxy and Company. And they had to reach out to or decided to reach out to Nutrisource Pet Foods, which is based in Minnesota. They had a kind of simple request. They said, well, we have too many animals in the community and not enough foster homes, forever homes, or funds to care for them all.
Oh, no. And it's a big problem. Can you help us feed these rescue dogs? Okay. So, the leaders at NutriSource were, obviously moved by the request, and they stepped in in a very big way.
They delivered, over 6,500 bags of food. Oh, that's a lot of bags of food. It's 33,000 pounds of food. It's worth nearly a $100,000 worth of dog food that they delivered to Sioux Falls, South, South Dakota to help feed rescue dogs across the area. This is the largest supplier donation we've ever been part of, said the owner of Roxy and Company.
We reached out to Nutrisource hoping for some food to share with local rescues, and they delivered far beyond what we had imagined Aw. Which is really cool. And, and I like that they're looking out for these, these rescue animals. Such a huge, huge, huge thing. So, anyway, that's some good news.
That is some great news. Yeah. Yeah. It's some good news. That's good news.
Okay. Good news. Good news. Dora the explorer. Dora the explorer.
Where are you from? Dora the explorer. Dora the explorer. It's it's still it's still early. Okay.
That's fine. Cut me some slack. Let's talk about Dora the Explorer, the kangaroos. Sometimes I have a problem speaking. It's okay.
What's going on with Dora the Explorer? Birthday yesterday. Was it really? She turned 25. Not really.
I'm like, she's still She's, what? Eight do you think she is? I'm guessing eight. Eight? That's a she's got a maybe.
She was introduced as a seven year old, but I don't really know how old she is. I think she's older than seven. I think she might even be older than eight. I don't know. Maybe eight.
Eight. She's seven years old, but the whole time. Now in the live action movie Dora and the lost city of gold, she's portrayed as 16. Oh. The sequel series, Dora and Friends Into the City, features a slightly older Dora around 10 years old, but Soy Dora is seven.
Our daughter watched a lot of Dora. We had Dora going in our house all the time. Swiper, no swiping. Yep. And she would she liked to do that to us too, or she would steal stuff from us.
Swiper, no swipe. What are you doing? What? What is happening right now? She, Dora, was initially introduced as a bunny.
She was gonna be a bunny in the woods, and then they were gonna make her a cat, and then they were gonna make her a little girl with a mouse in her pocket. And then they decided, let's just make her a girl. Let's make her a girl and give her a talking monkey friend named Boots. Because of his boots. Oh, is that why?
I think so. I like it. I love it. I think Dora was the best. We we just had it in our house so much.
All the time. Yeah. It was great. I was we were learning Spanish together. Si.
It was more than that. I know. I know. And she had a cousin named Diego. Yeah.
Diego. Adventurous too. And he had his own show. Go, Diego. Go.
Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora, Dora. That's right. Yeah. Hold on. I was just gonna tell you that it was Nickelodeon's idea to make Dora a Latino girl, a Latina girl.
Really? And the creators were like, I love it. And then they even brought in a bunch of Latino writers Uh-huh. And supervisors as well as experts in Latin culture to help make it, like, augmented. Yeah.
And then they even traveled to Latin America themselves to learn some of the culture firsthand. Perfect. That's how you do a show educationally. Like, if you're gonna do an education show, do the research, present it authentically. And I have people that know what they're talking about write for it.
That's great news. No. That's very cool. You were gonna say something. What were you saying?
Oh. No. There are two phrases I know in Spanish. Yeah? Okay.
No me toques. Okay. Those are the two I know. Oh. Where is the bathroom?
Yeah. Don't touch me. Please. You know more. Those are the only things you need to know, really, in any language.
Yeah. Wait. Those that's it? Stay away from me. Yeah.
Where is the bathroom? Okay. Well, good for you. A yonose is a good one too. I don't know.
Uh-uh. Please don't touch me. That's right. Happy birthday yesterday, Dora. Happy birthday to Dora.
What do you think they should Feliz company on you. I sometimes I feel like they should do the kids shows as adults. Like, what's Dora now? Like, what do you think Dora the Explorer is doing as an adult? Siesta.
That sounds nice. Yes. It does. I love listening to music as most people do. Lately and you used to say this all the time.
I constantly have music going. If I'm downstairs crafting or doing some art stuff, if I'm taking a nice relaxing bath, I usually have music going. If I'm cleaning, there's music. Like, there's I just feel like there's always music going. And you often ride without the radio on, without music on sometimes in your car.
And I I go, that's crazy to me. And you say what do you always say? Well, having been in radio for so long, like, music is around all the time. It's all there's always noise. And I can listen to any music that I want at any given time and have been able to prior to music services, streaming services, because I've been doing this for twenty five years.
Special access. Well, not special access, but I had access to record label resources, and I had distribution of stuff. And I had CDs that were sent. I got I constantly have But you would always tell me I don't have music in my car because I listen to it all day long. Right.
So sometimes I need a break. And that to me was unfathomable fathomable. I was like, what? Yeah. How can you not just listen to music?
Lately, I've been driving to work going like, nah. I can't. Like, I just want the silence. And it's actually been really good to listen. And and listen.
I I'm I'm not telling everybody, like, turn your radio off. No. Don't do that. Keep listening. Turn it down.
Just No. Just six to ten. Just listen to the radio. Six to ten. No.
Listen all day. Specific thing. All day, every day. My what what happens is it's just overstimulating. And so I go, like, over the past few weeks, I've been intense on on projects that have, like, been heavy audio projects, which makes sense.
That's the industry I'm in. I get it. That's where I sit. I know what my job is. But because I'm spending so much time listening to audio and creating audio and building stuff, like, stepping away from it and just, like, not hearing people talk and not hearing stuff and just listening to ambient noise is so It's kinda nice.
Refreshing. Yeah. And I for the first time in a very long time, I've just started to do that. And I'm like, oh, this is kinda nice. I was just reading that there are around 10% of people Yeah.
Who get no pleasure from listening to music. That'd be crazy. Like, I enjoy it. I know. Like, there's a lot of stuff I love.
And there are times when I'm like, yeah. Let's play some music. Let's do some some dancing. You kinda can't sing together. Yeah.
Like, that's fine. Like, I like I like music when I'm cooking. Like, there are certain things I do where I like when I'm tying flies, I like background music. Or I'll watch a a nature video, or a fly fishing YouTube video or whatever because I like having sort of that atmosphere while I'm tying. But, but, you know, I don't there's certain songs that I build into into like, these are songs that that make me reflective when I'm out in nature, or these are songs that are like, that's sort of it's a moods type thing for me.
Like, you have a playlist, like, a just a giant playlist of all the songs you like, and you just add to it. Yeah. I don't have that. Like, I I'm more of, like, a, hey. I'm cooking, and I want something I I wanna hear, like, some 50 stuff.
I wanna hear, you know, some summer nineties stuff, whatever it is. Like, I I do that kinda thing. I do. And I just let I just let it curate. But my playlist is the things I add to my playlist are, like, the music that I really, really love.
Yeah. I get it. Like, I'll pull up an artist that I like, and I'll listen to an art a few songs from an artist, or I'll just hit the little button that, like, makes it play that artist and similar artists. And that's how I use my music stuff. I don't build I I can't be bothered to build out playlists and stuff like that.
Just have one playlist because I can't I can't build multiple. Right. Well and I have built multiple because I take my huge playlist Yeah. And I pull, like, my favorites from that. And so then I have a favorites playlist when I'm like, no.
These these songs make me the happiest. And that's my, like, yep. I'm driving home from work. Like, I'm feeling good, feeling happy. Yeah.
Well, back in, like, the MP three player early iPod days when people were building playlists, they'd have and and people probably still do this. They would have, like, this is the playlist when I'm working out, and this is my playlist when I'm driving, and this is my playlist for this thing. Like, I just I honestly I like, there's so much thought goes into it. And there are people like, I know people that are so incredibly proud of the way that they've built their playlist, and they share them with other people. And it's, like, a big thing.
And I go, like, I'm I'm happy for you that that's a thing. Like, I just can't be bothered. I really can't be bothered to sort music like that. Because you do it all day long anyway. Just can't.
Like, I'm like, ugh. That seems so heavy. So what a task. You sort music all day long. It's a task.
It's a job. Make a playlist. I do that already. I know. All day.
I have to build playlists and make things. Bleh. Bleh. Anyway, the people who get no pleasure for music, it's got a thing. It's called something.
What's it called? Oh, it's a really long word. Let me see if I can get it right. Sound out the big word. Musical Yes.
And. And they don't like it because of how their brains are wired. Processes this the part of the brain that processes sound just can't talk to the the reward centers of the brain. I know. That's so sad.
Yeah. That would be sad. I'm glad I I enjoy music. Me too. I can't imagine, like, ew.
But silence is also nice too. It has its place. That is for sure. We got to go see Hairspray last night. Yes.
What a show. It was incredible. What a show. We went to center stage Yeah. In Idaho Falls.
Yeah. And it the entire cast was amazing. It was a sold out show. That show was, like, sold out. Is it sold out for the rest of their run?
I don't know. I don't know. It was last night. It was incredible. If you haven't seen it, and and I this is not sponsored.
We paid our own money to go see it. We but it was awesome. I loved it. If you haven't seen it I loved it. I did I keep thinking about it.
I'm like, oh, remember that part? I've never seen that one. I've never seen anything about that musical there? There. Yeah.
And and around Christmas time, and I and again this year, they're doing Christmas carol. It's part of their season. But last was that last year that we saw Christmas car? Maybe two years ago. Yeah.
What a cool show that is. And, and that one's coming back, which I'm excited for. But we we were involved with, with giving away some tickets to that show a couple of years ago through through the show. And, man, that was they do a great great great Matilda there. We've seen Hello Dolly there.
So good. And I love Matilda. It was it was super, super, super good. Hello Dolly was good. We saw wizard of Oz.
I don't know what kind of program you're running there, but it's keep it up. Yeah. Because you're doing good stuff. Yeah. I don't know what that is, but it's solid.
Keep it up. Mhmm. It was fantastic. Kudos to everyone in the cast and the crew. Phenomenal.
It was phenomenal. We talked about, when you go to shows and at the end of the show, we have to walk out and the cast is lined up. Yes. It's it's still a little bit weird for me. Like, I still don't know how to like, I go, like, great job.
You got you did a great job. Marvelous show. Great job. Like, it's it's a weird thing for me to walk out through people in a line. Did you say I don't know what I said.
Well done. I would watch it again. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do with my hands. I'm like, why are you all I know.
It is It's a weird thing. And I and I appreciate that, like, I get a chance to see them and and say, hey. Thanks. What a show. Bang up job.
I don't know what to say. It's so weird. Just curtsy. You can just curtsy out of Thank you. No.
Just silent. Do. Oh, that's what I should do is just look straight ahead and walk. I don't know what to do. No words.
Yeah. And I think that's how you ended up shaking people's hands once because you were in that same emotional, like, how do I handle this? This is awkward. This is a social thing. I don't know what to do.
And if you know some of the people, you could be like, oh It's a little different to see. You, like, you know, hugs, whatever. You're just walking down the thing past people. We have a very old friend who we've known for a very long time. Not very old.
No. She's not old. But The friendship. My very old friend. Right.
The friendship is old. And she lives in Pocatello, and she's huge in the theater area in Pocatello. And she came up last night to watch the show, and I didn't know that she knew people in the cast. So as we're leaving, she's like, great stuff. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Calling them by name. Hey. Who are you?
Who are you? Yeah. What are you involved in the theater? How do you know these people? It's different if you know them for sure.
Yeah. Because then you're like, hey. Great job. I didn't know any of those people. No.
Doesn't make their performance any less No. Amazing. Phenomenal. Marvelous. If there's still tickets, go get them.
Go snag some because you will be amazed. Yeah. A small town in Idaho is doing Broadway level type stuff. Really, really good. It's so good.
Really good. And that was our evening. That's how you spend a Thursday night at our house. You go to the theater Mhmm. And you get some culture and some arts and some music, and it's fun.
Well, typically, I always I don't know. I always spot out the poor theater etiquette people. They don't like them. People on their phones. Oh.
I did have a person next to me who was texting on her phone, and she was taking photos. Photos and video are not allowed. I know that. They say that very you should've nudged her with your elbow. I didn't feel comfortable nudging her.
You heard the rules. I know. I was like, and she had her flashlight on too, or it was her flash even when she first held it up. I was like Come on. Come on.
And she was a young person. What are you doing? Listen to the rules. Josh, I saw this last night, and I'm pretty interested in it. And I think you will be too once you hear about it.
What you got? Well, I need to give credit where credit is due. I saw this on East Idaho News. So they're the ones who presented this to me. Eastidahonews.com.
Correct. Move over Parade of Homes. Oh. That's what I'm saying. Those are my words.
Okay. There's a woman in Rexburg. Yeah. Her name is Heather, and she is organizing and launching the first ever Rexburg area garden tour. Oh, really?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Alright.
I'm in. I know. I'm in. I know. I am I have yard envy so bad for so many different things, and it's not gonna make it any better.
No. It won't. It's happening next Saturday, the twenty third Uh-huh. From 8AM to 08:30PM. Oh, okay.
Checks out. And it's gonna feature gardens that showcase everything from vegetables and herbs to wild and domestic flowers. Cool. The woman who is organizing it, Heather Mhmm. She said she's always loved all kinds of gardening.
She's an Eastern Idaho native. She said I decided to do this, and she reached out to some of the area's gardeners. And she's lined up 18 gardens have confirmed so far, and they're all at different stages of growth and beauty, she says. And so she's like, come take a come take a tour. So, basically, I'm trying to figure out how this works.
It's an open house style. So Yeah. Each garden is open to visitors for a specific time slot. For example, four gardens will be open from eight to 10:30. Uh-huh.
And then you can work your way through the rest of the schedule. I'm trying to find out how you can get the schedule. Well, I've got the schedule, but here's the problem. What's the problem? Tickets are sold out.
No. Yep. Sales have ended for this event. We look forward to seeing you next year. It is sold out.
No. Yep. Yep. Sorry about that. Darn it.
Yeah. You don't have two we don't have room for two more people? We're so little. We're little people. You know?
So there it it travels through Rexburg and Sugar City area, then through Thornton, Rigby, Ryrie area, then there's a lunch break, then the Rexburg area, then the Salem area, then a dinner break, and then there is the, Plano Hibbert area to close it up. So, so it's kind of a tour, as it would be. A three hour tour. Like you kinda go as a group. So it starts at 8AM, and you spend the day moving through through the areas.
And then you have lunch break, and then you meet again, and you do some more, and then you have a dinner break, and then you have the final garden. I think that's a really fun idea. That's a really cool, cool idea. I saw it last night, and I went, oh, I gotta talk about this. Yeah.
I'm so bummed out, though. Yeah. Yeah. Space for the tour is limited. So early registration is encouraged.
Yeah. It's sold out. Found out about it. Well, you and a bunch of other people, but it is sold out. Okay.
So let's make a plan. To call Heather? To no. I was just gonna say to, like, I'm gonna put that on the calendar for next year. Uh-huh.
And I'm gonna say, remind yourself to do this early. We're gonna we're gonna find Heather Valentine, and we're gonna say, hey, Heather. How do we, how do we do this? I wanna see these yards. I wanna see these gardens.
I know. Darn it. Well, sorry, everybody. I brought you something that was sold out. You can't have it.
Can't have it. Here's this cool thing. You can't have it. Sorry. Never mind.
Yeah. Way to go, Heather. You made a thing, and it's popular. Sounds cool. And it sounds very cool.
And I wanted to join it. I can see why it's limited, though. Could you imagine a train of, like, you know, 50 or a 100 or more people would think through your garden. Crazy. You have to limit that.
Stomping through your garden? Tiptoeing through the tulips? Oh, look at you. There there are times when things come up, that I go, man, I would really like to do that. And then I look, and it's sold out.
Or I'll hear about it, and I'll be like, get on getting tickets early, and they're already sold out. It happens all the time for cool, like, small local things. And I go, how am I missing the boat on this all the time? I know. All the time, I'm missing the boat.
We're boat missers, man. Sorry. Sorry, everybody. Yeah. Good luck.
You can't go, but what a cool idea. Good luck to the people that are going. Have fun. I hope you have a great time. Yeah.
Enjoy the gardens. Yeah. A scary thing almost happened to me. I almost got locked in the bathroom. Almost got trapped in the bathroom.
Okay. Hold on. I I need details. You went to the restroom. Well, this happened before 08:00.
So when I say it just happened, it didn't just happen. Okay. So this was a few minutes ago, anyway. Yeah. But before everybody else is in the building.
So it's just you and I here. Yeah. Okay. And I go to use the restroom. I mean, I heard there were some people around.
But, anyway, it doesn't matter. Go on. Not when I went to the bathroom. Okay. No.
No. No. It was just us. And then I go to turn the knob to get out. Yeah.
The handle and the door knob. The handle comes off in my hand, and I went, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I know. I know. I wasn't even pulling that hard Why were you pulling? It's a push out, isn't it?
No. You gotta pull the door in. Okay. Gotcha. So you you turn the handle and pulled, and the handle came off in your hand.
The whole thing. Now the mechanism was still attached to the door. It is. So just the handle part came out on my hand. Uh-huh.
And so then what happened? So then I, like, I go, okay. And then I just shoved it back on there. Uh-huh. Here's where you could have really been in bad shape.
What? The mechanism, as you call it, the way a doorknob works, there's a centerpiece that goes in through the side of the door in Yeah. Into that part. Right? Right.
The latching mechanism. Then there's a the a pass through. Are you mansplaining this to me? No. I'm I'm mechanically explaining it.
So you put on the outside part of the knob, and it has that little, like, square stem that goes through the center. Uh-huh. And then the other side, the side that was in your hand attaches to that stem and screws on to the door frame, or, you know, whatever so that it sandwiches on either side of the door. Right. So when when you went to push that thing back on, if you had not properly aligned the square stem with that part of the doorknob and pushed too hard, the other half could have fallen off, and you would have no handle.
Oh, no. That's why I say I wanted to hear how you got out because you were in you didn't know the danger you were in. Now did you have your phone? Nope. So was this door open or closed?
The studio door? It was open. Well, you're lucky for that. I know because I would've been knocking. I wouldn't heard a thing.
And then I would've been like, dude, you've been in there for forty five minutes. I know. What are you doing? I would've come to check on you. I hope so.
Well, what would have happened you're right. Someone would have walked in, and there'd be half of doorknobs sitting on the ground outside the door, and they would have been like, hello? That the bathroom is right next to that opening door. Like, people come in to prepare lunch in the fridge and stuff. Right.
And so I would have heard that open, and I would have been like, hi. Hey. Hey. You're yelling through the whole, hey. Help me.
Help me. Help me. Now Do you wanna build a snowman? That's not the first time I've been trapped inside somewhere. I got trapped in an elevator once.
That's true. Did you have your phone then? Nope. What is the moral of the story? I'm not taking my phone into the bathroom.
Throw it in your pocket. No. Oh, I forgot. You have women's pants. Exactly.
My fault. It is your fault. It's not my fault. I don't make pants. Man's fault.
Oh, here we go. It's the patriarchy. Pockets are the patriarchy. Yada yada. Pockets are the patriarchy.
I want you to have full size pockets. I think everyone should have big pockets. Thank you. If I don't make the decisions, I don't make the pants. I just looked.
These pants that I'm wearing today Yeah. The back pockets are sewn shut. Do you have side pockets? Yeah. Are they cargo pants?
No. Do they have a loop for a hammer? No. Get overalls. I've all you gotta do is start wearing some different stuff.
It's some Shop for clothes some car hearts. Buy the pockets. I never even think about the pockets when I'm buying clothes. Do you know what I'm saying, though? Yeah.
You love a dress with pockets. Yeah. Right? Yep. Like and and kudos to the dressmakers for putting pockets in it.
Finally. I mean, if pants could get it together, it'd be great. But the dress companies are like, we're giving you pockets. And they're decent. They're real size pockets.
They are real size pockets most of the time. Yeah. These pants, back pockets sewn shut. Why are you gonna put a pocket and then sew it shut? These these shorts that I'm wearing right now came with the, the these pair I I, seam ripped and pulled out the threads.
But I have two pair of these, and they came with the back pockets sewed shut. These are golf shorts. Why? Why are they so on the pocket shirt? Know.
This is a man's shorts. Why? Why are we doing this? Maybe to give you a taste of your own medicine. But I didn't do it.
That's what they ask. Pockets for the patriarchy. That's what all the men say. It's not my fault. I didn't do it.
I'm not trying to keep you in doubt. Make payments. I'm not. You can have all the pockets. You're part of the problem.
Oh, whatever. By existing, I am part of the problem. Anyway, I'm not taking my phone to the restroom. Okay. And Gathered.
So you're just gonna have to come check on me when I'm stuck somewhere for a very long amount of time. It's been forty five minutes. I would hope that you would come sooner than that. Like Do you think so? Yeah.
Like, ten. If you Ten minutes? That seems long too. If you don't see me in five minutes, it could just be like, Yeah. I'll do that.
I'll go, and then I'll wait another five. Yeah. Typical. Yeah. Well, I'm part of the problem.
You are. Whatever. Do you know of any songs with your name in it? With my name in it? My name in it.
My name in it? Yeah. No. There's one. I did some research.
There's one. There's one By Dolly Parton Okay. Called Joshua. Really? I don't I've I don't think I've ever heard this song.
Okay. Now there is a song. I know I can't remember what song it is, but it sounds like she says, Joshua. Oh, it's by Lizzo. Yeah.
But there's one section of her song. Though. Just like your name is not in, that Dave Matthews band song. Yes. It is.
No. It's not. Ants marching. Not in Ants marching. Your name is not in Ants marching.
Play it. I'll sing it for you. No. No. You do every single time.
Says place them in a back seat until a quieter time. Yeah. But the way that he pronounces it, place them in a back seat. Chantel a quieter time. No.
That makes no sense. That is. It doesn't even make sense. It is. It it doesn't.
It isn't. But then there's "Chantelly Lace". Which your name, I guess, kinda is Chantilly Lace, really. Right. Which is not your name.
I know. I never get any songs with my name in them. Well, this one song from Joshua, I'm trying to see what it's about. The one from Dolly Parton? Yeah.
Let's see. This song about a no good, two timing It came hey. Easy. Easy. Oh, you know what it's about?
What? The song Joshua, the title character Joshua is portrayed as a reclusive mountain man who is initially mean and fearsome. However, the song's narrative reveals a different side to him. Oh. As the narrator, a young girl, befriends him and discovers his kindness and gentle nature.
That's kind of you. Is it? Am I a mountain man who is initially perceived as mean and fearsome? I mean Is that when you look at me, you go, that's a mean mountain man. He's a mountain man.
That's a mean mountain man. He looks like a recluse. Yeah. That guy, he doesn't get out of his cabin much. Like a Jeremiah Johnson?
Type? It says the song begins with the narrator describing Joshua as a man with a reputation for being mean and frightening, living in a secluded shack in the mountains. And then, the young girl driven by curiosity ventures to his cabin and finds that he is not as intimidating as rumors suggest. She discovers a gentle, friendly, lonely individual. The song depicts the growing closeness between the narrator and Joshua, culminating in a deep connection and a sense of belonging.
You've done. Yeah. It was inspired by real people that Dolly knew in her youth, including a banjo playing recluse Hey. Who lived alone and then became a friend. You play the banjo?
This song was You don't play the banjo. I don't. I play the harmonica sometimes just to annoy the children. The song was a significant milestone for Dolly becoming her first single to reach the top of the Billboard hot country singles chart. Look at you.
It was her first number one hit, Joshua. Oh, look it. You're so famous. I'm not. I have nothing to do with this.
I never get a song about me or a song with my name even in it. So I read that the woman's name there's a woman's name that's been featured the most in song titles. Do you know what it is? Amanda. No.
That's kinda what I thought it would be too. No. Beth. A song from Kiss. Kiss.
Yeah. Yeah. Amanda is a good guess, but no. It's Mary. Mary.
Oh, of course. Even counting the Christmas songs. Okay. They're not even counting any. She know she'd be the number one name?
Nice. Thank you. Mary, did you know? Did you know? That's ridiculous.
There are several songs that use Chantel in the title or lyrics. What? Maybe by the Chantels is a classic hit. That's a band called the Chantels. Okay.
That's a whole that's a whole thing. I bet none of them in that band are called Chantels. Not either. And it's probably with two l's. Right?
Two l's and an e? No. Spelled just like you, the Chantels. Really? Yeah.
There is also a song by Chantel Jeffries. I don't know who it is. Sending my love and nothing on me. Additionally, there there are other These are just Pete the artist, though. Not songs.
Right. I need a song. That's why I have to make up my own name in song. There is a song called Chantel. By?
By Steven Julian. Oh, of course. It's an electronic music song. You'll love it. You love EDM.
This is all I got for you. I got nothing. Oh, man. Oh, man. I'll never get a song with my name in it.
Sad. I looked up songs with women's names. Yeah. There's Roxanne. Oh, yeah.
Of course. Uh-huh. There's Delilah. Oh, yeah. Hey there.
There's a Lola. Lola? Yeah. So there's all the Eleanor. I'm sure Eleanor Rigby.
Yeah. Not a Chantel. No. Nope. There's a Valerie.
There's a Martha. There's a Caroline. There's a Maggie. Yeah. Lot of shares.
Maggie May. Okay. So then I looked up songs with women's names. There's a whole list. And then I looked up, let's see how many songs with men's names there are.
Yeah. It only brought up nine. Yeah. Nobody's singing about the dudes. And there Yeah.
Hit the road, Jack. Yeah. Get out of here. Johnny be good. Yeah.
Right. A boy named Sue. Right. Which is about a boy with a lady's name, Sue. Right?
I don't know. It's by Johnny Cash. Yeah. About a boy named Sue. Yeah.
A boy with a lady's name. I don't know what the song is about, though. A Boy Named Sue. Well, that's just the name of the title. It's what it's about.
And Daniel by Elton John. One was about your dog. That is about my dog. My old dog, my childhood dog. Look at how sad you got.
Daniel. When you were like, I don't even like that dog. I did like that dog. My Barbie's hands. Well, he didn't know any better.
Oh, Daniel. I'm gonna tell you something, and it's proof that even, like, the most successful people you might know or have read about just find an easy way out sometimes too. And it's okay to just be like, yeah. I don't know what. I don't have the energy to do that.
So The Beatles, when they were making Abbey Road K. They originally wanted to call it Everest, and they wanted to fly over Mount Everest to take a cover photo. Okay. But they found that it was just easier to walk outside and take a photo on Abbey Road. Yeah.
It's gonna be expensive. So maybe instead I got an idea. Maybe instead, we cross the street. And also and also Yeah. Don't bother putting your shoes on all the way.
And you know what else? It's gonna create a million conspiracy theories, so it's gonna be better anyway. Yeah. Everybody's gonna be like, somebody's dead, and why is like, it's a funeral procession, and and there's no shoes. It's bare feet.
You guys can't I think they were like, do you guys just wanna go like, this the logistics of flying over Mount Everest seemed difficult. Like, let's just Yeah. Let's walk outside. You just wanna head out? Should I put my shoes on?
We'll walk traffic real quick. We'll just do it real fast. Michelle, let's just do it quick. What about this old lady over here on the sidewalk? She's fine.
She'll be in the outtakes. Don't worry about it. We'll just do it. No big deal. But I'm wearing my jean suit today.
Throw on a jacket. It'll be fine, George. Let's go. Nice. Paul, no shoes.
He's dead. We don't want to know. Believe that conspiracy. No. There's so many really interesting, Beatles conspiracies.
Like, was there more than one, Paul? Yeah? Like, that's that's a big one. What are some of the other big ones? I gotta look some of these up.
So that's probably the biggest, I would think. I thought that was the only one. I don't think. I think it's been the original Paul the whole time. You think so?
I do. From the beginning? It's the same Paul McCartney? Yeah. I do.
That's that's probably the biggest one. It is an urban legend and conspiracy theory alleging that Paul McCartney of The Beatles died in 1966 and was secretly replaced. They're calling it one of music's biggest conspiracy theories in all of music. Oh, what are some other music conspiracies? Okay.
Say. Music. Say. I don't know. I have to research in real time.
I don't know. We just we just so much preparation for this. Yeah. Start talking about something, and then we have to figure it out. It's like real conversations.
Elvis faking his death. Oh, do you think that one's real? I don't know. That's a big conspiracy. I I don't think that one's real.
I think he really died. I think that poor dude was so, like, p the people behind Elvis were just so money hungry that they were, like, keep going. Seen that there's this, there's this pastor at this church who's, like, the same age as Elvis would be because Elvis died, and he was, like, pretty young. Uh-huh. Like like, I don't even know if he was 40.
He was very young. And, and so there's this dude, and I can't remember his name, but he is, he's it sounds like Elvis. Really? Oh, it's has a lot of the same mannerisms, all white hair and beard. It's it's wild to watch.
It's very wild. Interesting. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.
Really interesting. Kind of stuff. There is a theory that Avril Lavigne was replaced by a a look alike called Melissa. Really? That's a big one.
Yep. I don't know if you've heard that. I have not heard that one. Tons of conspiracy around Kurt Cobain. There one of my favorites is that Stevie Wonder isn't actually blind.
I I've heard that theory, and that one's a lot of fun. And I think he plays into it, like, a lot where he's like, they're like, how did you get here? He's like, I drove. What are you talking about? Like, people are like, no.
I'm telling you. Stevie Wonder drove to the party. Like, I saw it with my own eyes. Yeah. We we did some deep diving into that one day, and there's a lot of video clips so you can see where he's, like, actually looking Yeah.
And then people are like, I don't know. It's a really interesting one. Let's see. There is apparently a theory that Justin Bieber is a reptilian overlord. What?
That's it's on the Internet. It's true. It's true. There is I don't even know what that means. There is, you know, Lorde, The singer Lorde?
Yeah. There is a a conspiracy theory that she is older than she appears. The saying that based on based on cryptic lyrics and general distrust of her youthful appearance that she is much older than she looks. How much older? I don't know.
I'm just hearing about this. This is new. That's so weird. That's like a that's a reach. You think?
Yeah. Somebody was like, I don't know. Let's create some controversy about Lorde. What should it be? There's a theory that Fleetwood Mac all really like each other, and it was all just drama made up to sell albums.
City. Yeah. Rumors. Uh-huh. Yep.
That's awesome. There's a whole bunch in here. Like, there's there's a ton Josh. Different stuff. Maybe we should create a conspiracy theory about us.
What would it be? I don't know. I do. And for what? I don't know.
Sell records? I don't wanna sell any records. There is a there is a theory that Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines are the same person, but I can't prove it. They're never in the same room together. In the same place at the same time.
I can't prove it. It's a big theory. Hey. Hey. You know how we were talking the other day about, sometimes people ask us the hardest part about this show, and it's like, trying to come up with different things to to talk about that feel like they should be shared.
Or because we have, like, the ability to just look up anything and start talking about it. But you gotta put in a little effort. And just a second ago, you said, hey. I don't know what to talk about. Yeah.
I'm not ideas. I said, I'll find something. Do I know what I found? What'd you find? Okay.
Time out. It better not be anything to do with Okay. What okay. What are what are the what are the rules? Because I'm not gonna break a single one.
Go ahead. It can't be anything to do with the Nintendo Switch two. Correct. It can't be anything to do with Joey Chestnut and Hotdogs. Yes.
Correct. It can't be anything we've we've covered all the Taylor Swift stuff we needed to. Yeah. We don't need to talk about that anymore. Else to say about that right now until we actually get some new music, but, eventually, we will.
And then, what else? What else is off limits? I think that's just the I think that's it. Okay. You're gonna love this.
You're gonna love this. Okay. There was an odd sighting in Scotland's Loch Ness recently. I told you you'd love it. Okay.
This is a conspiracy theory that I really want to be true. You love Nessie. I do love Nessie. I've been to go to the Loch and and see Nessie. I heard about the Loch Ness monster.
Yeah. I probably was, I don't know, in middle school or younger. Uh-huh. And I was like, what? And it captured my interest so hard that I was like, I'm gonna be and then when the man came out and was like, oh, it's oh, I faked that.
No. He had a he said it was tires that he had strung together. I don't know. There was an actual dude that came out and was like, I faked that photo. I don't think so.
No. I still wanna believe it so badly. Yeah. Nessie's Nessie's for real. Tell me all about it.
Well, it has nothing to do with Nessie. It just happened there. It happened in Loch Ness. Here's what here's what happened. Can we go there to Loch Ness?
We I would go to Scotland. Yes. Absolutely. To that specific area? Sure.
Oh, I wanna go there so bad. Write it down. I really wanna I just I don't even care if Nessie shows up. Wanna see it. I just wanna be like, I believe in you, buddy.
Okay. I'm into it. I would I would love to go to Scotland. Stay hidden. No one needs to know if you're real or not.
You're just gonna go splash your little hands in the water and be like, come here. Yeah. Bye. Bye. And then it'll, like, boop me with his nose.
Oh, wouldn't that be cute? Yes. Oh. They'll be like, I know you believe in me. Alright.
And you always Here's here's what happened. A pizza was delivered via a high speed submarine. That's what happened. What? It's not I I just found a story that happened in Loch Ness, and I knew you'd be excited to have a a whole forty five minute long talk about Nessie because I I knew the second I said Scotland's Loch Ness, you would make that noise you made.
I have a soup ladle that's in the shape of Nessie. And when it's in sitting in the pan, Nessie's poking out, looking out the pan. Do you know what I need? I need a sticker of Nessie to put on my car. Uh-huh.
I can do that. That's easy. Yeah. Okay. Listen.
Okay. So this is from Domino's. They wanted to show how far they would go to deliver fresh pizza, so they loaded hot pizza into a specially designed watercraft and sent it through the lake that's been the source of folklore for about fourteen hundred years. Woah. The pie was successfully received by hungry campers who are waiting along the shore.
Did you know you could camp there? I wanna go camping there. As of now, Domino's has no plans to introduce pizza submarines anywhere else or to deliver pizzas to Bigfoot or unicorns or any other mythical creatures. But the chain does like to show that it's always thinking outside of the box by doing this, and they delivered a high speed submarine pizza at Loch Ness in Scotland. Did they see anything?
Whole story. Oh, I don't know. But then when when I just now read that, Loch Ness monster has been around for fourteen hundred years That's crazy. That's new information. I wonder if that's the oldest No.
There are mythical creatures. No. No. No. No.
I mean, I know that, but I'm just wondering if no. There are mythical creatures. There there are creatures that have been around forever. Oh, but is it older than Sasquatch? That myth has gotta be older than Sasquatch.
I this is interesting. Because Scotland is older than America. Well, I mean, you know, not you get what I mean. I do. Here's the thing.
The legend of a monster in Loch Ness dates back centuries. Goes back fourteen hundred years. The legend of a monster in Loch Ness. Early accounts mention a creature in the River Ness, the modern myth that we know and and the one you're referencing, the photo and all that stuff. Creature that we know and love.
Yeah. That modern myth began in 1933 with a sighting reported by the inverse courier, which must be like a newspaper or something. Nessie is often described as a large, long necked creature with humps. Yes. Some accounts suggest it is snake like head Yes.
With dark humps, while others describe it as having crocodile like skin. What do you believe? What do you mean? Do you believe Nessie is smooth or scaly? Have you thought this deeply about it?
I haven't. What's the head shaped like? I don't know. Do you think it's friendly? Oh, absolutely.
Because you wanna boop noses with it. It's not friendly to everyone. Only both true believers? Yep. Mhmm.
And I don't think it's the original, Nesi, obviously, because it's old. That lake is old. Oh, so you think that this is generations of Yeah. Loch Ness monsters. Yeah.
Especially if it's going back fourteen hundred years. Right. That's for sure. So I think that tradition has just been passed down from Yeah. Mother to child.
And the mom's like, hey. We gotta keep it secret. You know? And the child's like, I get it, mom. I think there's about a billion YouTube videos about people trying to find it.
Like, I just did a quick search. The monster of Loch Ness, real or not. Monster. Could the Loch Ness monster actually be real? That's what it's called, the Loch Ness monster.
Monster has such a negative journey. He's not a monster. Hey. Hey. Would you rather this or that?
Escuela edition. Oh, back to Escuela? Yeah. Because we don't know the rest of the Spanish. Is that why?
Kinda. So you're just saying because of Dora earlier? Is that why? Yeah. In honor of Dora's birthday.
Would you rather have a locker that's right by the bathroom or a locker that's across campus from your classes? Say again. A locker that's right next to the bathroom or a locker that's across campus from your classes? Oh, a bathroom. That's just convenient.
It is convenient, but then that's pretty much gonna be, like, nosying around your stuff. Nobody's gonna nosy around my stuff. Yes, sir. No. They're not.
Plus, I can keep an eye on it. On your stuff? I guess. I mean, Clearacross campus is just inconvenient. Pain.
Yeah. Back to school. Good job. You're welcome. You had to look it up.
Yep. Okay. I thought maybe for a brief instance, you might know it off the top of your head. I closed the tab. What'd you pick?
The bathroom? I already picked. You picked the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm picking the bathroom. Oh, yeah. Because I got sound logic. Nah. Yeah.
You had no logic. Birds, one loaf. You understand. I gotta go to my locker. I gotta use the restroom.
Convenient. Yeah. It is nice. Yep. And, plus, I don't wanna run across campus to get to my stuff.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's all. That's all.
That's why I picked it. It's an easy one. Right? Easy. It isn't easy.
I thought it would be a little bit trickier. Not at all. Okay. Would you rather this or that? Oh, the raccoon has arrived.
Not. I have seen yeah. I have seen many signs that the raccoon has arrived. For those of you that may be newer to the show or haven't, sat through a conversation about football with Chantel, I call her a raccoon because of the way she throws trash around. You call it talking trash, but normally there's a little bit of, like, strategy or wit or like, there's several different things that go into effective trash talk.
You're a raccoon because all the trash comes out at once and just gets thrown out. It's just a mess. Looks like a raccoon's been here when you're done and because it has. So that's that's how you talk trash. Your quantity over quality is what I'm saying.
There's a lot of it, but it doesn't make much sense. It's like you went to a big neighborhood and picked 12 random garbage cans to just throw stuff out of. You didn't work in a pattern. You didn't check each one for good food. You went, no.
I'm going here, and then I'm gonna scatter across the street skitter skitter across the street and pick that one. And then you were like, let's go four houses down. That's my new target. It's a strange way to talk trash, but you do it. So does that effectively explain why I call you a raccoon?
It really does. Yeah. Okay. Good. Today, this afternoon is our fantasy football draft.
For work. For work. For all of coworkers. Not all of our coworkers. And I'm getting some, last minute, inquiries from coworkers that are like, look, man.
We're in the, what do they call it? The Homestretch? The the ninth hour. I don't what do they call it? The crunch time is a basketball term.
It's fourth and one. It's a fourth down. And the final, you know, two minute warning, like, we're done with the game. We're down here to the final, you know what I'm saying. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. And we need, we like, we're at we got people asking for the link to sign their Teams up. We got people asking how the order is going to be determined, which I have decided. I'm not the commissioner, but I decided that that I wanted to do something fun to select the draft order.
And so I came up with a way to do it randomly. And this morning, what is the draft order for today is an email I got. And I said it will be randomly determined minutes before we begin this afternoon, to which the response was lame, how you build a strategy that way. Yeah. Exactly the point.
Right? Like, we're gonna do this randomly, and it's gonna happen. And then we're gonna pop in the draft order, and then, we will begin the draft. The way you build strategy how are you doing strategy on your draft board? What I'm upset about.
Yeah. Because I you kind of told everybody the quarterback I wanted. Not everybody listens to Aaron Rodgers? Uh-huh. Patrick Mahomes?
Everybody wants Aaron Rodgers. Right. He's the best. He is he's gonna go far. Stafford?
I'm just if somebody takes my quarterback, I'm gonna be so insane with that. Press card. No. I I know the wide receivers that I want. I know the I know I I got a plan.
Here's the plan. Okay. That's fine. You have a plan. I can already tell you how this draft is gonna go for you.
What? How? Oh, you took my god. No. I'll play it cool.
I'll play it cool. You're gonna poke her face? Yeah. Yeah. I'll I'll play cool.
Oh, I was gonna drink that guy. I might I might get a little upset. The raccoon. I've already raccoon a little bit this morning. I that's what I'm saying.
They came in swinging at me. Understand. I understand why the raccoon showed up. I I don't blame you. And they brought in their trash can, and they're like, hey.
Do you wanna scatter this around? And I'm like, yeah. I do. That's what happened. I just those apple cords.
I didn't go searching for the trash. Right. They brought the trash to me. That's right. You're you're not wrong.
You're not wrong. So They brought they brought the trash pan out of you. Exactly. They said they said, here, dangling carrot, and you went yeah. I'm going for it.
Well, if the trash is being brought, I'm gonna I'm gonna scatter it. So What a raccoon. I love that that's you. It's the best. It really is.
And and I and I think it's so fun that you have become, a fan of football, only because it's just there's so much drama in every game. And when you're doing fantasy, you've got your your your roster, and you root for your people with so much, ambition. Like, you just love it. And and it makes me happy because it's, it's a weird little thing that you find enjoyment in. I do like that.
And and when we talk about football on the show, it's always from, like, an interesting perspective because you you pick up on things that are so, like, he threw his helmet and he was angry, and I didn't like the way that he was angry. And And now I don't like that player because he treated his coast coach Right. Like with disrespect. Yeah. Yeah.
And it's really it's really an interesting perspective to have on a game where other people are like, yeah. I get it. He was that was a bad call. Not. And you're on your emotions.
Yeah. Get it. Like, that's an interesting perspective you have. Even dare. Funny.
I don't know what else to say. I'm excited for the draft. Yeah. Me too. We'll we'll have our teams this afternoon.
We will have, all of our stuff figured out. So I'm excited. And that's what I know about that. If you're also in a fantasy league Yeah. Good luck.
Good luck to you. I imagine a lot of people are getting ready to draft. We've got the first The first game is September 4. Is that right? I think so.
I think, yeah, I think that's right. So it's coming up. And who is it? Who's playing the first game? Oh, yeah.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Yeah. The the first real season game, we're still in one more week of preseason this week and then next week.
And then week one, Cowboys, Eagles, September 4. Cool. That's the first game. Oh. Yeah.
And then, you know, football's back. So But if I get if I got Shaquan Barkley on my team, then that's good for me. Alright. Here we go. Have a great weekend.
We'll see you back here to not tomorrow. We're off for the weekend. Come see me at the farmer's market. And, what else? I don't know.
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