The Viktor Wilt Show

This episode of The Viktor Wilt Show was a brain-melting carnival of nonsense, starting with Viktor getting a call about Taylor Swift maybe headlining the Super Bowl halftime show, which immediately sends him spiraling into a fever rant about why the NFL hasn’t just given Metallica the gig already, then suggesting that Weird Al would be the greatest halftime act of all time, complete with accordion pyrotechnics and polka mosh pits. From there, he’s suddenly fixated on The Wizard of Oz at the Vegas Sphere, not because of Judy Garland or tornadoes, but because it made him remember syncing Pink Floyd albums to movies—and he casually admits he once discovered his buddy’s band matched Fire Ants 3D on a 3D TV, meaning somewhere in Idaho two grown men were tripping out to synchronized ant documentaries. Things only get more deranged when Viktor launches into Reddit-style relationship drama, like the dude who told his wife her Botox made her “more ugly,” and Viktor screaming “NOT YOUR FACE, BRO” like a deranged self-help guru. Just when you think you’re safe, he shatters toilet peace forever by warning that scrolling your phone on the can increases hemorrhoid risk by 50%, then segues straight into a Florida man running over his date because she wouldn’t let him sniff her feet. And if that wasn’t enough humanity for one morning, an 80-year-old at a Benson Boone concert threatens to kill teenagers for screaming too loud while openly watching porn on his phone—truly the apocalypse wrapped in a Boston accent. Viktor tries to pivot into young people delaying marriage and kids, but immediately gets sidetracked into alien invasion theories, where Harvard professors are apparently tracking a light-generating spaceship that could “deliver a message” on September 14th, which Viktor interprets as “probably just a comet, but maybe E.T. with bad vibes.” The chaos keeps snowballing with cemetery beer thieves in Japan, renting scary people to intimidate your enemies (he nominates Peaches as Idaho’s premier mafia bodyguard), and then Viktor solving all relationship problems with one unhinged solution: “Dump ’em!” The episode closes with him shopping for $30 million ranches he’ll never buy, ranting about snow, and begging Jade for a pay raise so he can homestead like an oil baron. By the end, the show wasn’t a radio broadcast—it was a fever dream stitched together with hemorrhoids, aliens, Weird Al fantasies, and Peaches as a hired thug. 

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Morning, people. What is up? It's Victor. Well, just got a call from a listener who, uh, filled me in that there's a possibility of Taylor Swift playing the Super Bowl halftime show. Can you believe it? Uh, not surprising at all. Yeah, I guess, uh, Roger Goodell... Was he the NFL commissioner or something like that? Yeah, that's right. Hey, I'm not a sports guy. Sorry. But, uh, yeah, he was asked about, uh, Taylor Swift doing the halftime show of the next Super Bowl, said, "Hmm, we would always love to have Taylor play. She's a special, special talent, and obviously she'd be welcome at any time." So someone's like, "Well, is it in the works?" And he's like, "I can't tell you anything about it."

Can we just get Metallica already? Huh?

M- Metallica would be great. Come on.

E- everybody loves 'em. Well, maybe not everybody. But, ah, I don't know, the- the Super Bowl halftime show is so weird, you know, with their choices. I, I did enjoy seeing Kendrick Lamar, you know, talk some crap on Drake on national TV

at this last Super Bowl. That was fun. Little bit of controversy. But, I mean, I don't even remem- remember who else has played recently,

and I wouldn't remember that if it hadn't, you know, happened just a few months ago, 'cause I can't remember anything. But the, uh, the caller, he suggested Weird Al. Weird Al is perfect, perfect for the Super Bowl halftime show. Anybody who was at that show at the arena knows how fun Weird Al's show was. It was amazing. It was so good.

Why not throw something like that out there, huh? I, I bet it ends up being Taylor Swift, though. Wouldn't surprise me. Even though, like I discussed with the, uh, caller, she doesn't really need to get her name out there. I think she's doing pretty good. I think, uh, most people know who she is. Uh, I think she's making, uh, pretty good money, and, uh, doesn't have any problem packing stadiums. So, yeah, she probably doesn't need to promote herself on the halftime show, but I guess either- either does, uh, Metallica. Maybe they should just- just start bringing out, like, unknown acts, stuff people have never heard of, give somebody new some exposure. And I think, you know, obviously, somebody from the rock and metal world would be best, 'cause we need to, uh, bring that format of music back to the top. I mean, things are going good. We got some artists that have really, really blown up in recent years, and that's great to see. Uh, you know, rock felt kinda stagnant for a while, you know? A lot of the same old thing coming out. And whether you like some of these newer bands or not, at least they are bringing some new sounds to the table, you know? Artists like Sleep Token, for example, who... I mean, they're just massive. Bad Omens is, uh, also blowing up. Crazy. Ghost has blown up in recent years. Ghost, yet they would never put Ghost on the, uh, Super Bowl halftime show, even though it'd be amazing [laughs]. Sorry. You know? Got that, uh, evil side to Ghost, which is so funny when people get worried about the evilness of Ghost. Uh, it's just silly, all right? They're- they're very campy, Ghost, all right? [laughs] Can't take anything seriously. Just watch their music videos, all right? They're over the top. They're ridiculous. Anyway, I don't know when we're gonna find out who's playing the halftime show. Probably soon. I mean, it's- it's September already, which is crazy. Got a lot to get done before wintertime arrives.

Ah. Busy few weeks ahead. Anyway, I'm sure I will talk about it when they do announce who's gonna play the halftime show, but, you know... Ah, I don't know. I'm no- I'm not that into, uh, Taylor Swift. Music just doesn't excite me, so it sounds kinda boring to me, but I'm sure it would result in record viewership, so they'd probably be smart to do it [laughs], much as I'd like to see something a little more interesting.

So, I think I talked a little bit the other day about this new Wizard of Oz that's being shown at the Sphere in Las Vegas. If you haven't seen any of the videos floating around for this, it looks amazing. Now, I'm not a huge Wizard of Oz fan. I mean, it's a- it's a fine movie. You know, it's a classic. But, uh, I think seeing the way they're doing this experience, like, I'd go in a second. I'm sure tickets aren't cheap. It's Vegas in 2025. But that got me thinking for some reason about

The Wizard of Oz being synced up with Dark Side of the Moon. If you've never watched that, it's, uh, it's pretty interesting. You know, it's pretty cool. There are some parts that just really seem to match up perfectly. And I got wondering, are- are there other movies

that you can sync up an album and watch

and, uh, really enjoy it? My friend, Nick, and I, years ago, we discovered, uh, one of his band's albums synced up perfectly with Fire Ants 3D, a documentary about fire ants that was on Netflix back when they had 3D programming [laughs]. I had a 3D TV.

[instrumental music] I gotta tell you,

it was perfect. It was perfect.

Well, let's see here. I found a list online of other potential movie and album sync theories. You know, of course, the, the most classic and well known is The Wizard of Oz and The Dark Side of the Moon, but there's some interesting ones on this list. Scott Pilgrim, along with Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, The Smashing Pumpkins album... Yeah. Um, I've never heard of this being, being a sync, and, uh, apparently even on the, uh, DVD commentary, the director and the comic book creator said if there was an album that would sync perfectly with the movie, it would definitely be Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. So, Scott Pilgrim's a really fun movie. Might be worth giving that a whirl. Apparently, The Matrix and Metallica's Black Album are supposed to, uh, sync up pretty well. Uh, The Fellowship of the Ring and Led Zeppelin IV. I mean, I guess, isn't, isn't that the album that has a lot of those, uh, Lord of the Rings themed songs? So, I, I don't know. I- I mean,

with Dark Side of the Moon and The Wizard of Oz, there will be moments where the lyrics, you know, just match perfectly with what's happening on screen, but also,

I- I think just the instrumentation and, uh, you know, you have these long instrumental sections on Dark Side of the Moon. That's gonna make things feel like they sync up a little bit better, I think, which is why there's probably, or why there is more Pink Floyd on this list here. Uh, 2001: A Space Odyssey, along with Pink Floyd's Meddle. Now, Meddle, that- that's a pretty instrumental album. You know, there, there is some lyrics on, you know, sections of the songs, but, uh,

I mean, for example, the song Echoes, it's like 20 minutes long, and 2001: A Space Odyssey's kind of a weird movie. So I think Meddle would probably sync up with any space movie, anything with some, uh, crazy visuals. I think Pink Floyd is just one of those bands that's going to sync up with pretty much anything. And I think that, oh, the way our brains work, you could probably do this with just about anything. Like I mentioned, my friend Nick's band's album synced perfectly with Fire Ants 3D. So, you could probably [laughs] try all kinds of random, you know, albums with movies, and you're gonna find spots where you're like, "Whoa, that's so weird." I- I don't know. I think it's just a coincidence. But what they should do with The Wizard of Oz

at the Sphere is do a showing where they play Dark Side of the Moon with the full-on experience they've got going on inside of the Sphere. It's pretty amazing. I mean, stuff falling from the sky. People are making a lot of money from the, the apples that, uh, fall from the sky during, you know, that, that showing. They're like little foam apples. People are selling them for hundreds of bucks on eBay. So that's like going to the show and, you know, getting paid to go to the show. Pretty good deal. I guess people are fighting over them at the show [laughs]. Might wanna be careful. Don't wanna get arrested in Vegas for fighting over a foam apple at The Wizard of Oz. Anyhow, if you happen to go see it, make sure to call and let me know what you thought. Looks pretty amazing. [instrumental music] What's happening, people? Holy cow, 7:10. I like a day that is moving by at a decent pace. It's probably 'cause doing the show's fun. It's what I gotta do after the show, it's not fun. Boo. All right. Let's take a look here. Was reading through a bunch of random questions online. Some of the things [laughs] that I see, you just wonder like, "Are you for real, dude?" Like, okay, this guy asks, "Am I a jerk for telling my wife her Botox and lip filler makes her look more ugly?" Um,

yeah, dude. You probably shouldn't say that, okay? [laughs] Come on. Get it together. So, you know, he goes into, they're both in their 40s, and recently she's been getting gray hair and stuff, says she feels old. So she started doing, um, Botox, lip fillers, wears heavy makeup, blah, blah, blah. Okay, I hate to break it to you, dude, but, you know, even if you prefer her without that stuff, if it makes her feel better and she likes it, it's her face. Okay? It's not your face. Sorry, bruh. She gets to make her own decisions, you know? You can say, "I-" you know, "I really think you look, uh, beautiful naturally." But don't go, "Ugh, what you're doing to your face makes you look ugly. Bah!" N- that's how you, uh,

end up no longer having a wife [laughs]. Again, you know? It's not your face, dude. Be like if, uh, I wanted to get some kind of stupid tattoo, you know?

I don't know. May- maybe if it was something really vile or something, and I needed to be, you know, talked off the ledge. Like, d- dude, come on, it's a bad idea. But I think for the most part, probably nothing I need to worry about 'cause...

[instrumental music] ... you know, mutual respect goes a long way. [laughs] And luckily, you know, my lady is, uh, pretty dang cool, so I think I could probably get away with, uh, doing what... I wonder if I was like, "I'm gonna tattoo my face." I don't know. I don't know. I- I don't think I'd tattoo my face, yet. I got too much arm space that, uh, still needs to be covered. I really wanna get some more tattoos. Why do tattoos gotta be so expensive? I know, you tattoo artists, you need to make some dough. I'm not saying you don't deserve it. You do fine work. I just need, uh, I need more cash. More cash for more tattoos.

Anyway, yeah, I think I'll skip these other, other questions here. Yeah. This one, I mean, someone said that their, uh, their friends at school leaked their banking info to a bunch of other friends? And they were asking if they were a jerk for reporting them? Now, if- if... Somebody giving out your personal information, that's very aggravating, you know? I think, uh, well worth reporting them. Giving out your banking information? [laughs] Why even ask that online? [instrumental music] What you doing right now?

You know, I, I have no idea what people are up to when they're listening to this show 'cause, you know, obviously I can't see you. Well, if you're listening to the show sitting on the can, scrolling social media, just wanna let you know that smartphone scrolling on the toilet is linked to a higher hemorrhoid risk. Ah. Could raise the risk by nearly 50%

'cause you're just sitting there much longer than you need to. Ah.

Stand up real quick... Or, maybe not. [laughs] Yeah, um,

you might just wanna get away from the fam for a few or something, do some scrolling. Gotta find a comfier seat. Sorry, don't use the toilet for your s- your smartphone scrolling. [laughs] All right. Well, anyway, sorry if I ruined your day there. Don't want you to get paranoid. Let's see. All right. Man allegedly ran over date after she didn't let him smell her feet. It's of course a Florida man. Out on their first date and, uh [laughs], he's like, "Will you take your shoes off? Come on, let me, uh, let me smell your feet and your shoes."

All right, everybody's into something, I guess. Now, let's see. They met on an app called Seeking,

and, uh, it was previously called Seeking Arrangements and, uh, it was a service to connect, uh... This is kinda like that thing I talked about the other day where people just give you money, but, uh, I think it goes a little bit further than that, you know? A- a- anyway, she's like, "No, dude. You can't, can't smell my feet, all right? I'm, I'm not comfortable with that. Sorry." And so then he just, uh, hit her with the SUV. Jeez, dude. Settled it... That's not a good way to get a lady to let you smell her feet, okay? I would imagine there's not gonna be a second date

unless she's really into, you know, el- pain, you know, just getting run over by vehicles. There's probably more people into sniffing feet than people who are into getting hit by cars, so... She called the experience "extremely bizarre". That's a different phrasing than I would use if somebody ran me over [laughs].

I think I'd have more choice words than, "That was bizarre." But, I mean, it's Florida. It's Florida, so what do you expect? All right, let's see. We had another incident of somebody, uh, getting arrested at a show. Th- you know, we talked about the guy, I think it was last week, who just... Uh, wasn't it in Salt Lake? That just, like, started punching some teenage girl? Well, okay, this one was in, uh, Boston at TD Garden.

It was a Benson Boone concert and a man, 80-year-old man,

turned around 'cause these, uh, teenagers behind him were screaming. You know, like they do at shows? Yeah. It's what you do. So he turned around

and threatened to kill him. Um, he's in jail. Apparently he was also, uh, looking at inappropriate material on his phone throughout the show that everyone around him could see.

Dude, uh, maybe that's a guy who j- should be scrolling on his toilet, all right? [laughs] You know? Concert not the place for that kinda thing, dude. Settle down. But, uh, yeah. Alan Musson, he's, um, I guess no longer allowed at that venue, and I think I approve of that decision, and, uh, also the fact that they arrested him, so... Oh. [laughs] Can, can we not have these stories popping up at shows? All right. Shows are like the one place we could still just go and have a good time, right? Not have to worry about crazy people, idiots. You know? A break from reality. No. No. Gotta be lunacy at shows. It's like going to downtown Idaho Falls as of late. Every time I go, something crazy's going on. Some lunatic's in the streets. I don't know. There's, they're just idiots. You know? Idiotic behavior

all over the place as of late.All right. I'm gonna get to, uh, some of this other freak news in the next hour. Already almost eight o'clock, I'm digging it. [rock music] Well, in news that is surprising to no one,

young people delaying things like getting married or having children. Why? Uh,

well, I can think of a variety of reasons. One, kids are smarter than we think they are, all right? [laughs] Young people, people who are, like, you know, late teens, early 20s, y- you shouldn't be getting married, okay? 'Cause you just never know. Y- you never know how much you're gonna change during your 20s. People are very different in their late 20s than they are in their early 20s, all right? You're still a kid in your early 20s, whether you wanna hear that or not, all right?You don't have to get married right away, even if you end up with a little one on the way. You, you don't have to. Wait it out a bit, 'cause that divorce process sucks. It sucks and you never know, you know [laughs] people, uh, you know, they tend to act a little bit different when you're going through that kind of thing. You might have, uh, you know, some surprises come your way from a, you know, an angry, frustrated

spouse on the way out. So, you know, try to make it easier on yourself, 'cause y- you can get married in five seconds. You just go to the courthouse, bam! Getting divorced, whole other deal. Lots of paperwork, lots of frustration. Gotta fight over all your stuff, ugh! But another reason I would think that, uh, young people are delaying getting married and having kids is they can't afford to live out of the house. You know, you don't wanna be living at home with your parents and be married, you know? I think this is just gonna get worse and worse. You know, you're gonna have, uh, kids living in, probably permanently living in the house. They just never move out, 'cause I don't know if you're aware, but the rent's too high. Remember that meme back in the day? [laughs] If they only knew how bad it was gonna get. Ah, feel bad for young people, you know? I, like, got so lucky that I happened to buy a house when I did. If I tried to do it today, in the same boat, nope, wouldn't happen. Wouldn't happen. It was just pure luck, and I'm not trying to brag or anything. It's one of the few times in life that I timed something perfectly. You know, the rest of the time [laughs], pretty much, uh, yeah, should've, uh, should've started mining crypto when that was a thing, when that was a new thing. Dumb. Dumb. So, anyway, don't, don't feel bad. It, th- this article, the way it's written, people are, like, concerned about it. Like, "What's going on? These are supposed to be key milestones in your life." No, it's okay to play it smart and wait it out a little bit, all right? No need to rush, okay? If you're a young person, you know, just give it a little bit of time

and then you'll, you'll know. You'll know when the time is right. Don't let anybody pressure you into, "Well, back in my day, in the 1950s..." [laughs] Yeah, get out of here, boomer. You, you git! You git! All right. I'm gonna see what else I can dig up here. If you need to get a hold of me, you know what to do. You call me up. I'm here doing it live. Maybe we'll talk about, uh, alien spaceships or, you know, something like that. I did pull up a story about an alien spaceship that they're still saying's on the way. Mkay, all right, whatever. What are you trying to distract us from? We'll be back. [rock music] I was watching Beavis and Butt-Head with my brother recently and, yeah, th- those guys popped up. You know, that song's very different from most of their songs. If you've never dug in, check out some of their other stuff. Pretty cool. All right, more alien news. We've talked about this alien ship coming to Earth to test our intelligence and, eh, there, there's some mysterious object hurtling toward Earth, and you've got a, you know, variety of scientists saying, "Yeah, could be a comet. It's likely a comet." But you got, uh, Professor Loeb from, uh, Harvard. He says, "It's aliens, and we need to take measures to intercept it before it reaches our universe." Oh. It's generating its own light? Uh, sounds like a comet. [laughs] I mean, it would be so exciting if an alien mothership

just suddenly, you know, entered our atmosphere. Just land somewhere, out pop the aliens. You know, would that perhaps

put humanity on a, a little bit better path? Would we all maybe get along a little bit better when we're like, "Whoa, this, this changes everything"? No, I'm sure people would just fight about it. [laughs] "Go back to your own universe!" Eh, it'd be so sweet. I wanna see, uh, advanced technology. Hopefully in our lifetime we'll discover, um, you know, the truth behind extraterrestrial life, if it's out there. I mean, the universe is pretty big. The universe is pretty big. I have a feeling this is just a comet, though. You know? I think the news is hard up for anything that isn't politics, so they're like, "Ah, sure. One guy says there could be a spaceship coming. Let's write a whole article about it."I guess it gave me something to talk about. But anyway, the, the guy says i- if it accelerates by 2.6 kilometers per second on September 14th, 2025, it could come near 31/Atlas and reach out to deliver a message. What does that mean? I have no idea what that means. [laughs] Uh, well, anyway, I'll keep you posted. That'll be s- some, some great content. We can talk about the, the alien visitors. [rock music] What up, people? How's it going? Hope you're having a fantastic day so far. Ah, one step closer to the weekend, one step closer to, hopefully, relaxation. [laughs] It's weird when you get old. All I want to do is sleep in. Yeah, ah, extra sleep. Yeah. Happens to the best of us. All right, was reading this story about a tourist in a Japanese cemetery who's a real turd. Recently, when my brother was in town, we went and visited, uh, my parents' graves in Pocatello. You know, left some flowers on my mom's grave,

left some beer on my dad's grave [laughs]. All right, if, if somebody leaves a, a can of beer or whatever in a cemetery, you shouldn't just roll in and drink it. It's disrespectful. And this guy from Australia, I guess, an- it's pretty much exactly what he did in this cemetery I can't pronounce. I'm not even gonna try. Yeah, just rolls up, sees some kind of a canned cocktail and is like, "All right, I'm thirsty!" And then he chugs the whole thing, and then, uh, just puts the empty back down. I, I don't think that would be acceptable pretty much anywhere. The article mentions this is not acceptable in Japanese culture. I don't think it would be, uh, appropriate here in America either. You know, people leave all kinds of stuff in the cemetery. Don't drink the beer, all right? Just, just let it sit. Just let it sit. It's been out baking in the sun anyway. I'm sure it's not good,

but you wanna eat a hot, roasting hot can of whatever? Ugh. So, uh, yeah, then, uh, the guy started swinging around a model pistol and, uh, I don't know, he was just completely out of control. They didn't even catch the guy either. They're just looking for him, got the news article out, trying to, you know, get info. If anybody knows who the mystery beer thief is.

Saw a funny Ozzy video this morning, thanks to, uh, Becca, of, uh, Ozzy looking for a beer thief. You may have seen that one making the rounds after Ozzy passed. It's very funny. Ozzy was the beer thief. Anyway, yeah, be respectful at the cemetery, okay? Don't you be going to look for my dad's can. [laughs] I don't know how long they leave stuff sitting out there. It's probably gone now, but... I didn't send the pictures to my, uh, family 'cause I, I didn't know if they'd find it appropriate even though I know my dad. He would've been very happy.

[rock music] Where's Jade? Haven't seen him yet today. Hope he's doing all right. Fool's been getting injured lately, you know? Hopefully no, you know, fires or anything like that. Anyway, let's talk about renting a scary person. Now, this is a service available in Japan. Far as I know, you could probably, you know, find some big scary guy and be like, "Hey, I'll give you $5. You'll come with me to intimidate this person." But I don't know i- th- that could be potential, you know, legal issue. Anyway,

even over in Japan they're talking about it and being like, "Hey, you know, this is pretty much like, uh, you know, mafia style stuff." You're bringing somebody to, you know, intimidate your annoying neighbors or, you know, try to get somebody to do a service [laughs] for you that doesn't wanna get the job done. Yeah, I had a caller, the Redneck called and he was like, "Peaches would be perfect for that," and, okay, Peaches is big, but he's not scary. All right? I don't know, maybe if he got really mad. Usually when Peaches is mad, it's just annoying. It's like, "Shut up, dude. Stop it. I don't wanna hear your crap, Peaches." But

I'm pretty sure if you got him standing behind you, people don't know who he is, he could intimidate. Yeah, apparently in Japan you can rent all kinds of people in the rent a person industry. Like, "All right, I'm gonna hire a grandma or a pretend sibling." Sure. W- why? I, I don't know, to pull a scam. That's what I'm guessing. "This is my grandma." [laughs] "She would like to withdraw all the money from her bank account." Wh- who knows? Who knows? But, uh,

yeah, I, I don't know. What you gotta do is just work on your own creepy appearance, 'kay? Like, get, get some, uh, tattoos, grow out your hair, wear all black clothes. People are, you know, just a little bit more uneasy around you. It's like people being s- you know,

really intimidated by bikers. Now, bikers, from my experience, generally very nice people. Have a good time hanging out with them.[instrumental music] You know, I'm sure they can get scary, but when I see like, a whole bunch of bikers gathered, you know, at a bar or something, I just go, "Hey. What up, dudes? How's it going?" And it's generally a very friendly and, uh, nice situation. So don't just, you know, judge scary looking people by, by the cover? All right? I've had people tell me I'm scary looking. I don't think I'm that scary looking, but you should be intimidated by me. That's right.

Not really. I'm- I'm pretty mellow and chill, which is good, because then when things make me mad I don't fly off the handle completely. Every once in a while I'll get really frustrated and be totally prepared to fly off the handle, but I'm pretty good at taking a deep breath. So maybe I should just hire a scary person. Well, again, you'd probably get in trouble for that, but

it's not a big thing here in the U.S. as far as I know. No, you- you go for that, you're probably gonna end up like Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying. You're gonna end up in jail, you know? So if you want to hire scary people, you got to go to Japan.

Or perhaps a metal show. You know, and metalheads, same deal as like with the bikers. Generally really nice people. Just 'cause somebody's wearing an evil looking T-shirt don't mean that they're scary, all right? Metalheads, and I've said it a million times,

super nerds. They are. Don't deny it. Come on, you're all a bunch of nerds. I know you. And if you don't think you're a nerd, you're wrong, you are. You're a nerd. And there's nothing wrong with being a nerd. Nerds are in now. Nerds are popular. Ladies like a dude who can, you know, fix that computer, hook up the electronics, hmm? All right.

I'm gonna keep digging here. News is getting thin. Hate this time of day. I mean, I could do like most radio shows and go back and just recap crap I talked about earlier, but I like to deliver, you know, a nice big pile of all fresh content. [instrumental music] [laughs] Poor guy. I just read a post online where some guy said his wife came home and told him she doesn't find him attractive. Now listen, just 'cause something pops in your head doesn't mean you need to say it, okay? [laughs] Oh, she was all hammered. "You know I like you, but I don't, I don't really like your face." That's what she said. "I don't like your face that much. And you're kind of short. Uh, you're not very attractive." It's rude! It's rude, come on. Keep those things to yourself. Same goes for you dudes, all right?Talked about the guy earlier whose wife had gotten some Botox and stuff, and he's like, "It's making you more ugly." And that's a bad phrase, 'cause more ugly, that means there was some ugly. Yeah? Nobody wants to hear this. I don't know, people can be just terrible in relationships. You know what I would tell, uh, this guy? Dump her! That's right. Don't find me attractive? You can get. Dump her! That's right. That's my response to pretty much all of these advice questions online. Dump 'em! You know, get yourself in a happy relationship. Get away from terrible people, 'cause they're just gonna continue to be terrible. Yeah? People don't generally turn that one around. If you're an awful person, you're just an awful person. So dump 'em! [laughs] Before it's too late.

Oh, what's this guy complaining about? "My wife leads a much cooler life than me." Oh, what does she do? Well, let's see. He says, "My wife works two days a week, one weekend day and one week day..." Two-day work week?

That's immediately a cooler life than like, anybody. Two-day work week, sign me up immediately. I got a lot of hobbies I wanna, you know, get back on. I got a lot of stuff I gotta do around the house, like, tons of stuff I gotta do around the house. Pages, if you're listening down there in California, I think I might need some help moving things around when you get back, buddy. Okay, let's see. So she works two days, this guy works full time. Uh, her job's very important in the medical field, she's a great mom, does a lot of housework. She's a wonderful person. I'm fully taking all that into account when I vent here. "Now that the kids are back in school, she has a ton of free time to do whatever she wants. She goes to yoga, surfs, swims, goes to long lunches with friends, reads, hikes, finds little projects to work on. She's at a Major League Baseball game with some mom friends today. She leads a super cool life. The problem is I'd like to have that same life too." Well, dude, get a different job then, bro. You know? Find yourself a two-day work week job, all right? I got a, a pretty cool job. It, it's not too shabby. It's a lot of staring at a computer, ugh, which I'm not looking forward to after I get done with the show today. You wouldn't believe how tedious it is chopping and editing songs for days on end. Oh, my brain. I know, but you might be out there working in the 95 degree weather roofing or something, so you don't wanna hear it from me. I sit in a box by myself, talk to people, listen to tunes. I, I really try to not complain about work.... other than just being tired. That, that's my go-to complaint. "I'm sleepy. Meh! Meh!" Yeah, shut up and go to bed earlier. Yeah, there was somebody complaining about the, uh, nine to five work day. Those of you who've been doing a nine to five work day for years, how do you keep doing it? Well, it's called a paycheck, all right? I got a six to three, okay? Give me a nine- nine to five sound pretty good. That's a lot of extra sleep. Six to three? I've been doing that, oh, 11 some odd years? And, uh,

I'll tell you, I do it for one, you know, a paycheck obviously, but two, I sit in a box and I talk and I play music, 'kay? My job was, I don't know, shoveling the compost heap or something. Uh, yeah. No, thank you, bro. Hey, rise and shine! Time to get to work on the farm. Ugh. Nope, I'll sit here, drink coffee, judge people's questions online. "My wife leads a much cooler life than me." Geez, dude. Be grateful for it. Now she's home taking care of your kids and things like that, let, let her enjoy it! Jeez!

Some people just don't like to see other people happy, you know? They gotta be... [laughs] Just bring them down a little bit, you know? Just 'cause they're miserable. This dude needs some hobbies, that's what he needs. Needs to find something to do with his time, rather than sitting around venting on Reddit about how m- how good of a time his wife has. Oh, poor you, buddy. All right. Well, anyway, this is my break over with there. Done. That was a good sentence, huh? I'm a pro. [rock music] Oh man! The show went by much quicker than yesterday. I mean, we still got 15 minutes or so, but yesterday was just rough. I was so tired, so beat. Got a little bit better sleep last night, I think. Thank you, CPAP. Yeah, good stuff. Okay. Man, the endless political drivel really makes it, uh, challenging to do a radio show. Like, I refuse to go to the radio prep. I just refuse. There are these websites. They're designed for people in radio. Here's some garbage you can talk about, and that's why every show around the country sounds the same and talks about the same things. 'Cause they're all lazy and they don't try to dig up anything else. Sometimes it leads to me jumping on air and being like, "Sorry, I don't got nothing to say! I couldn't find anything!" But I'd rather just fail than, you know, do one of the dumb stories that everybody else around the country is doing. Ugh.

Let's see. Should we talk about what rich people are up to? "Trophy property ranches hit the market as more heirs choose to sell." Yeah, do you have, like, a billion dollars?

We might have... We might have some people with decent money listening, but probably not enough money to buy these ridiculous ranches that I was looking at at, uh, CNBC. Like, uh, for example, there's this one, the Reynolds Ranch in California. Spans over 7,600 acres and... Now, the- the kids are like, "We don't wanna deal with this ranch. Let's sell it and pocket the money!" On the market for 30.7 million dollars. I mean, I'm looking at a photo here, it looks nice. Okay, to have that much, uh, land I'm sure is cool. You step outside and it's like, "It's all mine! Look at that view!" But I think like anything else, wouldn't it eventually just get old? Not, not necessarily get old, but you, you get used to everything. Like, if you've moved into a new place, eventually it's like, "Okay, this is home." If you buy a new vehicle, it's exciting for a few days and then you're like, "Okay, this is just my car now." You know? Can you imagine dropping 30.7 million? Then in a few months you're like, "Mm, tsk. Well,

that's a lot of open space. What am I gonna do with this? What if it lights on fire?" Ugh. Well, anyway. Of course some of these ridiculous ranches are for sale in areas like Jackson. Uh, yep, people with too much money. Too much money!

I mean, I could go for 350.

But the peace and serenity does look pretty nice, and you're away from people. It might not be too bad. Don't think I'll have the budget for it anytime soon. Jade, you gonna seriously increase my pay so I can buy a ranch in Jackson? I, if I was gonna buy a ranch, I definitely wouldn't buy it somewhere where they get miserable amounts of, uh, snow. I would buy myself a place somewhere where it's just pretty decent year round. Had it! Had it with snow. I know nobody wants to hear about snow right now,

but eventually it's coming. It's eventually coming our way. Ugh! Hopefully in a long time. I got a lot of stuff I need to get done. Need some nice weather for a couple months, all right? Anyway,

just wanted to let you know if you have 30 million burning a hole in your pocket, you know? Luxury ranch awaits! Ugh. You know, why couldn't my relatives have, uh, back in the day, gone out and did some homesteading? That's how all these people ended up with all of these, you know, massive parcels of land. And they, they got them, like, generations ago and they just pass them down. Well, until now. Can't afford the upkeep! [instrumental music plays] Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show. This program's a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.