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Episode title: Wake Up Classy 97 with Josh and Chantel - Monday, December 9th, 2024
Episode summary introduction:
A 20 foot tall leg lamp requires a very big crate, Chantel wore out her keyboard, Luna is a big tough guard dog, chestnuts soaking in a big glass bowl, a Christmas gift disaster may have been avoided, Fantasy Football update plus a Vikings Kirk Cousins homecoming game and the interim Saints coach is no fun, and Scoutmaster snoring is the new white noise!
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Full show transcript:
This is Wake Up Classy 97, the podcast. It's a replay of today's full show. It's Monday, December 9th. On today's show, a 20 foot tall leg lamp requires a very big crate. And it's fragile.
Fragile. Mhmm. I wore out my keyboard. I need to find a new nubbin. No nubbins.
Don't tape it. Just go get a bucket keyboard. Where's that grain of rice? No. Luna is a big tough guard dog.
Yeah. Don't let her fool you. She will take you down. Chestnut soaking in a big glass bowl. Now let's sing it, though.
Chestnut soaking in a big glass bowl. Good job. Yeah. It's nice. A Christmas gift disaster may have been avoided.
Well, let's hope. Fantasy football update, plus a Vikings Kurt Cousins homecoming game, and the interim Saints coach is not no good. He's no good? No good. No good.
Out. You're out of there. Yeah. Kick him out. He's no good.
Alright. And Scoutmaster snoring is the new white noise. Yeah. Get with it. You know, you just sleep through it.
It's soothing. It's comfort. I know what it is then. Mhmm. Thank you for listening to the show.
If you wanna hear it live, it is live every weekday morning on Classy 97, and you can hear it on the free Classy 97 app. Download that in your App Store. We hope you'll subscribe to the podcast wherever you're listening and rate the show so we can tell more people about it, and they can find it and listen too. Enjoy today's show. If you had to give today a color, what might you pick?
Today a color? Well, I don't know what today looks like. Right now, it's because it's dark outside? Yeah. Yeah.
Well, if you if you had to pick if you had to say it is, what, 16 days until Christmas, if you had to look at that and say, today is probably a color. Today would be forest green. It is green Monday. Is it really? It is.
Yep. Me go. Because it's, one of the most cash lucrative days. Oh, oh, cash lucrative for businesses. That is correct.
Yeah. Lots of people doing that shopping still. Cash lucrative for me. No. That's correct.
My money is going away. Correct. But cash lucrative for company. Right. Yes.
Green Monday. No. Yeah. It's sad Monday for me. Well, you could celebrate with, pastry Oh.
Because it is National Pastry Day as well. You can also enjoy listening to some techno. It is world techno day. You love techno. Don't.
You love all the words? I don't. There is no words. It's just noise. Although, young Chantel used to dance to Technotronic.
Remember them? Pump up the jam and all that? Sure. Yeah. I used to put my cassette tape and dance on the picnic table.
Man, I was gonna be somebody. Yeah. You are now. Look at you. Look at you.
Because of my dancing, though. I was gonna be somebody because of my technotronic skills. What's your favorite pastry? You like a cheese horn. I do love a Danish cheese horn.
Oh, man. That's a good pastry. I'm still looking for those silly little, hostess ones with the raspberry swirled in there. Those are so good. Where can you find those?
I don't know. I've looked. Today is also, Christmas card day. Good day to send them out, and we would like to receive 1. So put us on your Christmas list.
You can send Josh and Chantel a Christmas card. The address is 400 West Sunnyside Road in Idaho Falls, Idaho 83402, and we'll send you our 2024 card in return. It's an exchange. It's a Christmas card exchange. That's right.
You send us 1, we'll send you 1. Yeah. We can't send you 1 first because we don't know your address. That's correct. So you have to send us 1 with your address on the envelope, and then we'll send you one back.
It's exactly how it works. We were supposed to work on our Christmas card this weekend, and we did not. We will have a card. We will. I promise.
Don't worry. That's right. Send us one. We'll send you one in return. We wanna be on your Christmas card list.
Today is Christmas card day among other things, and it is Josh and Chantele. Good morning. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Good morning. There is a man in Florida who made a 20 foot tall statue of the leg lamp from a Christmas story. He went 2 stories, did he? Is that how big 2 stories is? Roughly.
Yeah. It's a big lamp. It's a big lamp. It's tall as a house. It it's pretty tall.
He used, fishnetting for the stocking on the leg, and then he's got a statue of Ralphie. You love Ralphie. I don't mind Ralphie. I don't like Randy. Oh, yeah.
There's a statue of Ralphie in his pink bunny suit hugging the lamp, and it lights up at night. Well, the neighbors love it. What will they think? Fragile. Well All the lines.
He said that he wanted to have a competition with his neighbors to see who could come up with the best Christmas decorations. And then the article I'm reading said it's not clear if his neighbors even knew there was a contest. Yeah. You gotta let them know, buddy. You can't just all of a sudden go, oh, yeah.
Here's the I won the contest. I I build it. I win. That's funny. It looks like the leg lamp.
He did a really good job. Yeah. He did. There's there's actually a bigger one. Is there really?
Yeah. Yeah. If if you just search giant leg lamp, then you'll see there are very, very large We have a small one. Leg lamps. We do.
Yeah. On our piano. That's right. I like in Idaho Falls, there's a house, and every year, they add a little bit more to it. I haven't driven by it this year, so I don't know what to do.
Little Griswold thing. Yeah. They have cousin Eddie on the street. Yep. Clark is there and aunt Edna.
Edna. Yeah? Is she there? Sure. With her little jello Singing sing yes.
Singing the the anthem. That's a is that the same aunt Edna? No. I'd have to think. I don't know her name, but, yeah, that's the same one that sings the Right.
The baseball? That's correct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. There is some giant leg lamps. Yeah. There are some huge ones. Oh.
So this guy built his own, which is a feet. A foot. Nice one, Josh. Silly. Silly.
Did you plan to Nope. Make that joke? Nope. That just happened. Off the cuff.
Yep. That joke. Off the cuff. That's right. You're welcome, everybody.
Off the pant leg. Oh, off the pant cuff? Yeah. The Mhmm. I'll leave the jokes to you.
Yeah. Thanks. So let's go back to May of this year. Do you remember May? I do remember May.
Was a little warmer. Yeah. My birthday. Your birthday was in May. Yeah.
Mother's Day was in May. Lots of what's happening. Grass green. The trees were blooming. Yeah.
Also, 100 year old Bernie Littman and 102 year old Marjorie Feiderman Woah. Were getting hitched. Marjorie, she's a 102? What a little cougar. And Bernie is a 100.
Yep. They were the younger man. I know. They were married at the senior living home in Philadelphia. They've been happily married now for about 6 months, and it just became official in the Guinness Book of World Records that they are the world's oldest newlyweds.
Look at those guys. What are their names? Marjorie. Bernie and Marjorie. Bernie and Marjorie Yep.
Sitting in the tree. It took a little bit of time for Guinness World Records to do their research, but that has now been completed, and it is official. They are in the record books. Bernie and Marjorie met at their senior living home, and they kinda quickly hit it off. They discovered that they both attended the University of Pennsylvania Oh.
At the same time. Oh, no way. They never crossed paths though until a costume party brought them together at the senior living home in Philadelphia. What were they dressed up? I don't have that information.
Oh, man. Yep. The officiant, for the wedding ceremony said that Bernie and Marjorie eventually reached the point where being not just close friends, but husband and wife felt like the right step to take. And because of their commitment, they are now recognized officially as the oldest newlyweds on earth. Do they get to now move into one No.
I would room? I would think that I think so. Probably. That'd make a lot of sense. Or do they keep to keep their separate spaces just in case they have a fight?
Maybe there's that. I don't know. I don't know how it works. I don't know. Well, congratulations I know.
Berndre Margery. Yep. World record holders. Well done. I was trying Oh, go ahead.
No. You go ahead. No. I was gonna wrap up. Oh, I was just gonna try and mash their names together.
Oh. Berndre. Berndrej? Yeah. We'll keep workshopping it.
Barney. Yeah. We'll keep working on it. It's good news to get you going. Hey.
You and I were talking the other day that we took a keyboard in class when we were in school. Yeah. They taught us how to type. Yeah. We sat behind a little keyboard machine and typed the words that came across the screen, and then we also had a computer class where we learned how to, like, play the Oregon Trail.
You didn't learn how to play nobody learned how to play that. Did you learn in that class? In the keyboarding class? No. In the computer class where you played, Oregon Trail.
What did what else did you learn? That everybody died dysentery. Yeah. All you learned is Oregon Trail. You don't learn anything else in that class.
Yeah. But you had to get through the keyboard in class to play the Oregon Trail, so you had to hurry through your lessons. So the lessons were you had to put your fingers on the keys. Sure. On a s d f and j k l and the, And how do you know to find where to put your fingers?
Well, there's a little nub on f and j. Mhmm. Yeah. Guess what happened to me at my other job? I don't know.
The nub has worn off on my j. Do you rub it too much? Why is it gone? I don't know. Did you have one to begin with?
Yeah. I didn't even think you could rub those off, but it is, like, barely there. So now, automatically, I go to put my fingers on my keyboard, and I go to find the nubs, and I go, I can't find my j. I guarantee there's another keyboard kicking around that place. Sure.
There is. Just go plug grab 1 and plug 1 in. What I said was at work to my coworkers, I said, I have rubbed off the nub on my j. Yeah. I Your j nub.
Something that I can tape down. No. Just go get another keyboard. Just go get another keyboard. I guarantee there's, at least, there's probably a bucket of them.
There's probably I bet they're in a 5 gallon bucket. Guaranteed. Or just randomly splayed throughout the building. You might get lucky and find 1 in a box. I think it's a better idea to just randomly tape something down.
No. What could you use as a nub? A new keyboard. No. No.
Let's be real. I'm being real. Get a new keyboard. But what is a funny thing you could use as a nub? A grain of rice.
Oh, that's a good idea. But you're not gonna do that. You're just gonna go find one out of the 5 gallon bucket that's downstairs. I know it's there. I I just wanna go find a nub of rice.
When you find the bucket of keyboard, send me a picture because I guarantee they're sitting in a bucket. I've been typing. I'll I'll put my hand my fingers on the keys, and then I'll go, I think that's it. Because you can't when you were in keyboard class, it was like, you can't look. Don't look at your fingers.
Don't look at your hands. So you had to just find it. But I've been typing h. Well, that's not the it's not the same. Name would have been Hosh.
Yeah. It actually would have been h I because I is by the o. See? My fingers would have all shifted last u. No.
An I. Nope. Yeah. Nope. An I.
If your if your right index finger is on h, then you're hitting the u. You're right. I know. Okay. Which would make my name Hush, which is what you tell me all the time.
I do not. So you might as well call me that from now on. Hush and Chantel. Good morning. You went, camping on Friday night Yeah.
With the boy scouts Yeah. And girl scouts. We have some we have some girls on our troop. That is true. Camping with the scouts.
That's right. I was all alone. I mean, I had the kids there, but they do their own thing. So I was essentially alone, and I was excited. And because you get to watch the shows you wanna watch.
Mhmm. Because I stand in the way of you watching the shows. That's not what I'm saying. But it's kinda nice because I can do I took a bath. Yeah.
I watched my cheesy romance movie that I wanted to watch. And then as I was starting to go to bed, I was like, oh, am I afraid? Were you? I don't know. Here's the thing.
I don't necessarily get afraid when you're not there, but I do get a little bit afraid when you're not there. Because the house is locked up. The security system is is doing its job. Right. You're not alone alone.
There's other people Grown children there. But there is a small part of me that's like, ah, I don't have my protector around. Protector. Like that plastic sleeve you put the paper in. Protector.
And now I did have the dog, and the dog doesn't sleep in our She's vicious. Bedroom. But for one night only, I said, yeah. Maybe you can come sleep in the bedroom tonight. Now that dog you doing?
That dog doesn't that dog I put that dog in our bedroom. Yeah. She was afraid of her own shadow, and I mean that literally. I had a lamp on. She could see her ears in the closet doors.
And that was too much. And she was like, I can't handle this. I'm afraid of this. So what was the point of that dog? What Nothing.
What was the point of that dog? Companionship? No. Little feet noises running around the floor? She is no good of protection.
Well She weighs £15. You can pick her up. That's true. A large bird of prey could pick her up. Yeah.
She does make a lot of noise when she gets Oh, yeah. Upset. Yeah. And she does have a bite. She does.
She can get after you. She's got some sharp little teeth. Plus, she'll run and punch you. That's that's the thing that she really thinks is fun is to run through the whole house and then jump and punch you with her front feet at the same time. And you're like, what are you punching me about?
And then she stands there, and then you go, oh, it's time for dinner. I get it. Thanks for punching me. I forgot what time it was. Well, good thing we were safe because Yeah.
She had provided no protection for us. Well Good thing we have a security system. Just don't be a shadow of a dog, and And then she'll be fine. She'll protect you from everything else. Just not the shadow of a dog.
Or if I was because I was making shadow puppets. Uh-huh. Because then I was like, well, this is gonna be fun. So then I made a shadow puppet alligator. How'd that go?
She did not like that. Well She was afraid of that. Don't be a shadow alligator or the shadow of a dog. Anything else, she's gonna bark at you. Maybe punch you.
Barking at those things. Did they go away? When I shut off the layup, they did. There you go. She wins.
She wins. She's tough. She scared them away for you. You're welcome. That's what she said.
And then she turned a 1,000,000 circles and then laid down. Yeah. Yeah. Yep? Hey.
We talked about, chestnuts last week We did. And how there was a chestnut tree blight that wiped most out more most of the North American chestnut trees Right. Which is why you don't really see a lot of chestnuts in our area anymore. People roasting chestnuts. We got a tip.
We did. We got a hot tip. Chestnuts in the local area. That's right. So we went to find some.
We got ourselves some. We did. We got a small bag of chestnuts. We were gonna roast them yesterday. And you told me that they had to soak in water overnight.
At about 7 o'clock last night, you said, are you gonna roast these chestnuts? And I said, oh, yeah. And I looked at a recipe, and it says, yeah. They've got a soak for about they soaking? No.
What? You had one job. Prepare chestnuts for roasting. It said that they had to soak for about 10 to 12 hours. Yeah.
If I started them last night, then they would have soaked overnight, but then I wouldn't have had time to make them until midnight. Soak for longer. They would have been soaking for 24 hours. Think they'll be okay. It's a nut.
I think what I need to do is wake up tomorrow, start them in their soaking bath before we come to work at 5 Why don't then they'll be ready to bake at 5 Why don't we just have the kids put it in the in the water? That's a great idea. They're home. They are home. Just have them do that today.
Smart idea. Hey. Put these chestnuts in a bowl of water. Is do they have to be in the fridge? Do they sit on the counter?
I don't know. I gotta read more of the recipe. Yeah. I just saw that they had to soak for 10 hours, and I went, oh, this is not gonna happen tonight. Well, it's, well, it's probably not gonna happen tonight now either.
Yes. It will. 10 to 12 hours? Not. No.
So it's too late. Yeah. It is too late. Can they soak for longer than 10 to 12 hours? Look it up.
You're gonna have to look up the info. Oh, these chestnuts are kind of a pain. Narcissus. Done anything with them but purchased them. We've done nothing.
We don't know if they're a pain or not. Okay. I just don't want them if they have to if if they can't soak for longer than 10 to 12 hours, are they gonna be soggy when I bake them? I couldn't tell you. I don't know anything about it.
I don't either. These chestnuts, they better be good. I hope so. We're gonna find out. But thank you for doing the chestnut research.
Yes. We'll figure it out. You can roast them for longer than 12 hours. Soak them for longer. Soaking for significantly longer may not provide additional benefits and could potentially make them too soft or mushy, which is exactly what I thought would happen.
Well, let's keep it to 10 to 12. Let's just do the reverse math, and we'll figure it out. I just I'm gonna wake up tomorrow at 5 Yeah. Start their soak bath, and then when I get home at 5 I see. Then you'll make didn't do it this morning.
I should've done it this morning. That makes sense. And I did it. Alright. I like it.
We'll update you on chestnuts. I'll put a reminder in my phone. Okay. Thanks for the chestnut tip. Yeah.
We got chestnuts. Now we just gotta deal with them. The kids were out. Yeah? Excuse me.
Kids were out? They were doing some Christmas shopping for you and I over the weekend. That's correct. Emery calls you and says, get away from mom for a minute. Well, we were in the car, and she said, hey.
I need to talk to you. And I said, well, you're on speaker phone. Hey. What's up? And she said, I need to talk to you without mom.
And I said, well, I can't right now because I'm driving. And she said, well, can I send you a picture of something? And I said, sure. So she sent me a picture, and I said, no. It's not that.
I really wanna know what it is. And she said a few other things and sent me some more pictures, and I said, no. It's not that. I'm curious to whether or not the kids do the kids not know me very well, or do you not know me very well? I wanna see this picture after Christmas Sure.
Obviously. Yeah. And then I'll say, no. I actually kinda like that. So then that would mean everyone knows me well, and you don't.
I think you're probably gonna look at it and go, yeah. No. It's not that. Or I'll go, yeah. Thanks, Josh.
You do know me well. Yeah. I saw it, and I went, yeah. It's not that. Did she was she disappointed that it wasn't that?
Well, I think the kids got to the point where going out shopping on their own, they went, we need to have a parent with us. And that's when they decided, let's just not go shopping without the parents. We'll just Right. Do our usual thing. Because typically, what we'll do is, you will take one of the kids.
I'll take the other one. They'll shop for one another, and they'll shop for the parent that's not with them. Uh-huh. And then we'll switch, and they'll shop for the parent that's not with them. So that's what we've done for for years years years since they were little.
This year, they used to take a look on their own. Let's go. I can drive. We'll go shopping on our own. And I got more text messages about gifts and questions than I I probably should've just been there.
I got no I got no questions. Well I got 0 text, 0 questions. Wasn't that? That's not true. You got questions.
You were texting ideas and things since we were wandering around. Texting them. Yeah. They were not texting me. I see.
I kept seeing things going, hey. Dad would love this. Hey. Get this for dad. Oh, hey.
I remember this. They did not send me a single thing. Well What we found out later when we arrived home was they had not bought a single thing. No. They didn't they did not.
I think and you were probably right. You said, I bet they just wandered around looking at stuff that they like. Exactly. Because that's how they shop. They just wander around, look at stuff they like.
They didn't do any shopping for you and I. No. Selfish. We did a bunch of shopping. Yeah.
We did. We got a bunch done. High five to us. Yeah. But I'm just helping you dodge bullets.
That's all. Just out here going like, no. It's not If I'm not gonna get that present, why don't you just show it to me now? Because you might get a a variant of that present, but not that one. Okay.
So the color was all wrong. I'm not telling you anything. I'm not telling you colors. I'm not telling you Style? Shapes.
I'm not telling you cost. I'm not telling you anything. Because you know how many people can keep a secret? How many? 1.
One person. The second you tell somebody, your chance of that leaking just increased by 100%. Will you show me a picture after Christmas Sure. So I can see who knows me best? Sure.
Okay. Alright. That's the plan. Okay. You and I have been competing in, fantasy football for a season so far.
And have. This week, we're matched up against one another. Yep. I, watched the first games at 11 with you, and then I kinda checked out. And I was baking and doing all kinds of other stuff.
And so, I didn't really look at what had gone on in the matchup other than to hear you in the living room talking to our kids about how many more points than me you had and kinda gloating and talking some raccoon trash. When we first started out the games, it did not look like it I think it was gonna be a real close match, but it did not look like I was gonna win. And then, whew, I surpassed you, didn't I? Well, yeah. I mean, look.
We both have one player left. You have, Joe Burrow, quarterback of Cincinnati. Jackson is on a bye week. Right. So And I've got Tee Higgins who is a wide receiver for Cincinnati.
So, as long as Joe Burrow gives the ball to Tee Higgins every time and Which is probably not gonna happen because he likes his Jamar Chase. I know. But as long as he gets it to Tee Higgins every time, I might have a chance. It's slim, but it's possible. You're gonna have to make up a lot of points, Bucko.
Well, right now, I need 17 points to tie. K. That means that Joe Burrow Right. He has to give the ball to Tee Higgins every time, and Tee Higgins has to go wild. Hey.
Let's talk about the, Vikings revenge game with Kirk Cousins. Sure. About that, Todd. Kirk Cousins went back to Minnesota Mhmm. To play against the Vikings.
If you've been listening for a while, you know that the reason I started watching football is because of Kirk Cousins. And the reason I like the Vikings is because of Kirk Cousins. And then Kirk Cousins traded us and went to the Falcons. Last night, yesterday morning was the return to Minnesota. Yeah.
And guess what happened? What happened? Oh, poor Kirk. I think he forgot what team he was supposed to be throwing for. I think He threw 3 interceptions.
1 got called back, so 2 of them counted as interceptions. I think he probably forgot that he wasn't supposed to throw to the purple anymore. You think? Yeah. You think it's just as simple as that?
He did not have a good game, and I felt sad. But that's okay because my Vikings killed it. They did so good. And then it was cute to see Jefferson, Justin Jefferson, and Kirk o Cousins have a little reunion. Kirk o Cousins have a little reunion.
Kirk o Cousins have a little reunion. Kirk o Cousins have a little reunion. And they had a little hug, and they shared some words, and that was cute. Mhmm. And I have to say, the Vikings have the best touchdown sellies.
They did Specifically their defense. And Justin Jefferson, he's got the gritty gritty. Which is which is very trademark. It's very, on brand for him. He and Ja'Marr Chase kinda made that up when they were in college together.
But he also had a weird one, and we're watching it going, what's that? What are you doing? He's still He's just wiggling. He's just wiggling. No.
That was I think Jordan Addison did that one. Jordan was with him, and then Jordan got his one of his touchdowns and did something else, which was a little bit more, on rhythm than whatever But that Justin Jefferson was doing. They did the dance from a movie called white chicks. Yeah. That was awesome.
Yeah. That was the defense. The defense does well when they do sell. A couple of weeks ago, they did the, parrot parent trap celebration. Right.
The little dance. Mhmm. They're so good. The Vikings are so good. They're so good.
I like them. They're a good team. No. I know. And I really like their coach and you know who co what coach I do not like?
The interim coach of the New Orleans Saints. Yeah. I don't care for that guy at all. Because he yelled at the kicker in his face. Mhmm.
Yelled right in his face on the sideline on national TV. Yep. Once that old saying, criticized in private. That's right. Praised in public.
And I don't care about that interim coach, and I hope they get rid of him speedy quick because that guy is not here. Not it? He's not a good guy, and I don't like him. I don't even know what his name is, and I'm not gonna look it up because I don't even care to learn it. His name is not a good guy.
Yeah. You should look it up just so that you can see what his name is when they hire him full time. They're if they do, I'm you if you're a Saints fan, you should leave immediately. That guy is not a good not a good leader. No.
He's not. You don't do that to your players in front of people. Get out of here. Ugh. That left me a bad taste in my mouth.
You talking football is one of my favorites. It's just so good. It's all wrapped up in the emotions of it. It's great. Just be a good person.
Yeah. I know. Support your team Right. Especially if you're the leader. If they mess up, maybe adjust them, but do it in private.
But it wasn't like he, like, got the team a huge penalty. He just kicked the ball not where the coach wanted him to kick it to. And then the coach went off. Screaming in his face. I know.
You're the worst. The New Orleans interim coach, you're the worst. And this has been Football with Chantel. I found out something. What'd you find out?
I snore. Yes. Sometimes That's not a surprise. Sometimes when I'm, asleep, someone, shakes my pillow so that I stop snoring. Who?
That'd be, you. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes I shake your pillow. Sometimes I just kick your foot.
Yeah. Or go, uh-uh. No. No. I never do that.
Yeah. Shove. No. It's never a shove. It's a gentle, loving nudge.
Shove. No. It's a shove. It's a gentle, loving nudge. Well, here's what, what else I found out.
I also found out that sometimes, when I'm camping, I snore. Yes. And when I I'm in a tent and there are other tents around, they can hear me snore. Yeah. And I'm not the only one.
There are other, adults that snore, and, what I found out over the weekend is that, that that we sort of sync up, and we can harmonize unintentionally, subconsciously while we're sleeping. And that is soothing to some people that camp with us. I don't know if soothing is the right word. It is soothing in the fact that, the the person that was telling me this was camping in a different area. There were new people camping.
There were new snores, and it was not comforting because the new snores were not the familiar harmonized typical usual comforting snores. I love that story so much. You came back and said that the woman leader in our scout, one of the women leaders in our scout group, recognizes the rest of the men's snoring. Right. And she was in a totally different space That you guys camp out.
Sync up with your snores. True story. And, and she was in an area where there were, different people snoring. And And she didn't like that. Did not know what to do.
She had a hard time falling asleep because she's like, I don't know who's snore. I don't know who's this snore is. That's a noise I've never heard before. I'm not sleeping. So while you're over here nudging and shaking pillows, when when it's out in the woods and the tents and the things, it's it's a whole different story.
I just snore away, and no one cares. It's actually it's actually nice. I don't think I don't think it is. I think she's learned to adapt. To to a bunch of people snoring.
Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I gotta get some sleep. Don't hide noise so well. They do not.
So, it's probably it probably keeps all the animals away, I bet. I think you're probably walking. Right? You'd hear that and go, I'm not going over there. Something's growling.
And then another growl. Yeah. And then a different growl. Yeah. Me me me me me.
Are therapy snore Again, don't think it's nice or comforting. You'll have to check with her. I think I think it's probably comforting and nice because you go, oh, this is good. I think Now the first few times, it was probably like, what is this? But over time, I mean, she's camped with us for years.
Yeah. So I'm sure now she's like, yeah. Whatever. It's familiar. That's what I'm saying.
It's comforting. Comforting. Ah, it's soothing. The soothing sounds. Like, instead of white noise or listening to ocean waves crash, she's like, give me that, like, 6 people snoring intensely.
Give me that scout leader sound. That's right. That's exactly what it is. Soothing, comforting Not soothing. Harmonized, comfortable.
It's time for Would You Rather This OR That Christmas edition. Would you rather receive 1 large gift or many small gifts? When you say large, are you talking expensive? Are you talking size? Say both.
So It's big and expensive? Yes. It's a large gift, but the cost of that one gift is also the same cost as the many small gifts. How many small gifts? Let's say 15.
15 small gifts equal to 1 large gift. Yes. Boy, that's a pretty large one gift. Large gift. And it's something that, you know I want or need Yes.
Or will use. Yes. And the same for the small gifts. Yeah. But you can only get you can only get the one large gift or the many small gifts.
You can't get both. You can't get 16 presents. You can only get Christmas isn't about what you get. It's about what you give. Would you rather give 1 big gift or 15 small ones?
You tell me. What would you rather give? I would rather give one gift. Well, then I'll take the one gift. Because that's one and done.
Okay. Shopping done. I get that. Okay. I like that.
That's a good thought process. One gift to wrap. Dot's done. Yeah. Exactly.
I like where your head's at. Thank you. Our daughter Our daughter. Is and always has been quantity over quality. She has always wanted to that it's necessary over quality.
It's just She's likes an abundance. Yeah. She just likes abundance. She just likes to have a lot. Right.
I like I like to have gifts sent my direction. I'm gonna pick I'm gonna pick the one large gift. I think that's a smart pick. I like it. I like where your head's at.
Thank you. On the giving and the receiving of it. Then you only have to unwrap 1. Mhmm. You don't have to be the center of attention for a long time.
Yeah. You only have to pretend you like it once. Whatever. I'm just teasing. Oh, it's exactly what I want.
What? The right size and color and everything. You thought of me, and this is it. Thanks. Would you rather this or that?
Did you even know that Hanson has a Christmas album? No. I didn't. But I actually do. Kinda like that song.
It's really good. Jamming out. I know. It's kind of fun. It's, it's one of those, stolen CDs where, someone in the house owned it, and a sibling would always take it and listen to it.
It's one of those. Is it? Yeah. Oh, we didn't have that CD. No.
I know. It's because you were the youngest, and I wasn't in my house either because we were after Hanson. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, we were like, mbap was it was on a lot, but it was not in my peripheral.
It wasn't one that I was like, I could hear MMMBop a lot. A lot. I'm gonna buy the whole album. And they did do a Christmas album, and that's one of them, what Christmas means to me from Hanson. Good job, Hanson.
With the Hanson boys. No. It's Hanson boys. So Hanson. Hey.
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