Rocky Roads

Michael left milk and cheese in his trunk over the weekend while we were in Calgary. When we got to the car to drive home to BC, we realized the dairy had been sitting in his Nissan for too long.

What is Rocky Roads?

Michael Green and Justin Jackson travelled from Vernon, BC, to Calgary, AB, for a team retreat. This is music they made (using Suno AI) on their road trip home through the western Canadian Rockies.

[Verse]
Rotten stank rides shotgun in the heat
Milk gone sour got me gritting my teeth
Michael Green’s whip
Yeah the Maxima’s cursed
Cheese in the back like it’s riding in a hearse

Funky fog rolling
Windows locked tight
Nissan’s a dungeon
No end in sight
Who leaves dairy to die in the sun
Michael Green
Man
What have you done

[Chorus]
Funky funk in the Maxima
Sour dreams in the back of ya
Cheese screams from the shadows
Bruh
This ain’t a ride
It’s a drama
Yeah

[Verse 2]
Every turn’s a whiff
Every bump’s a blast
Ghost of lactose
Haunting my past
Michael Green
Did you lose your nose
Or do you like your ride smelling like toes

Plastic bag graveyard
Dairy decay
Car’s a crime scene
Don’t park it my way
I’d rather walk barefoot through a swamp of glass
Than sit one more second in your sour gas

[Bridge]
Michael Green
It’s a war zone
Cheddar grenades
Sour milk drones
Your Maxima ain’t no car no more
It’s a four-door fridge from a dairy store
Cover image for Funky Funk in the Maxima