Blood is Thicker Than Water

Kevin and Harley talk Smith family history and bring the dogs to the beach.

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00:00:23
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to Beard. Listen dickless me.

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Speaker 2: Oh that makes someone want to listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Smith.

00:00:31
Speaker 2: And I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

00:00:33
Speaker 1: I was on The Talk this week or last week two days ago, I know, and I the kid I put up on my in my story like this little clip from the show, and the kid thought it was hysterical. So this morning, at like six in the morning, I texted to her, so here was the clip I saw. I don't know if you've ever seen the Talk. There was a very version of it years ago that had like Julie Chen and Sarah Gilbert were hosts and stuff. But for years now it's been like Jerry O'Connell and these other kids and whatnot. So I've been on the show before. I was there, I think for Clerks three, and then I came back to do some four thirty movie press and it's like they're ending. The show's going off the air for real, Yeah, which is like in terms of places to do a national spot, you know, in terms of publicity and whatnot. Like now it's well, let's see Fallent, No, Jimmy Kimmel's out here, Access Hollywood.

00:01:51
Speaker 2: And where's good Morning America.

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Speaker 1: New York. Mostly everything's New York and so the Talk going away is like one more like the business getting smaller. And so when they were like, hey, do you want to go on the talk? I was like, you know what, You're not gonna get to ask me that next year, So fuck yeah, I want to go on the talk. And it's close. It's also it's at CBS Radford, which is where we shot Jane Slibov shuk back, so like, you know, I'll always fucking roll up on there. And uh so I went on the show and it's like a daytime talk show kind of affair and whatnot, and the audience is very like whoa. It's one of those things like you know, I saw Clep of Jerry O'Connell. He's talking about somebody was the guest. Some lady was a guest and he's married to Rebecca Romaine and he was like looking at the camera, he's like did you hear that? That's what you got to do as my wife, and like whoa. And they played music very like Ellen DeGeneres and it kind of sounds so I'm I go out and I get a bigger welcome than I would have assumed in a place. You know, that's like cater's mostly to an audience that I don't really talk to, and I always default for shows like that to Momily, to my mom. Really, so I opened with some fucking Mammily material. I was like, Oh, my mom loves the.

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Speaker 3: Show kids, and so wait, go back, what do you mean, like what she.

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Speaker 1: Watched the shows? She's like, oh my kids, like she calls you know, like my stories. If she was watching the soap opera. That show's got five people on it, so they're all kids to call them, they're all mamily's children children, which you know, what about those of us who are fucking by blood Momily? And Momily is just like watersticking and blood bitch, I told you that story, right, I don't know, my god, it's like one of the If I hadn't made Clerks, this would be the biggest thing that ever happened in my life. So we're at Christmas and a Christmas nineteen seventy seven, seventy eight. I'm a youngster still, I'm either seventy or eight years old, and let's say seventy eight, seventy nine. So my uncle Wayne, my father's brother, they're still alive to this day. He is the single man young my father's youngest brother, and so you know, he's like he was a little like playboy, always had like different girlfriend and stuff like that. Okay, so we'd had Christmas, you know, we went over to Grandmamaly's and probably went up to like and Virginias and then came home. And so it was Christmas Day evening, not Christmas Eve, but the night of Christmas, and we're all in our pajamas and watching like TV and Mom's giving us like TV dinners whatever the fuck, and the phone ring and my uncle Wayne calls and my dad talks to my dad like never answers the phone. And then when my dad gets off the phone, he says to my mom, oh, Wayne's gonna come by. Who's a girlfriend? You know? For me as a kid, I was a great presence, true, one more fucking relative, and we're gonna get some fucking gifts.

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Speaker 2: So true.

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Speaker 1: My mom was like no. MoMA was like no, he's not coming over. We're done. And Dad's like, well, I mean, but he's on his way. I was like, I don't care, Christmas is over, like just like calling, he's fucking don I'm preparing for this day for like three months. We hit the fucking we rang the bell, that's it. And so she was like, no, you would call him back and tell him no, and he's like my dad again nineteen seventy eight, seventy nine, maybe eighty, andes like, how am I supposed to call him back? He's on his way here. We had no cell phones, so it escalated very very quickly, with mom thrown out examples of like why my father shouldn't be welcoming Uncle Wayne on Christmas night, like well he did that thing to you one time, like this old ass thing that happened like decades before.

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Speaker 2: Did Grandma not like him or just wasn't wasn't trying to?

00:06:20
Speaker 1: She want having company and Christmas was over, Like I'm not disrupting my evening for you know, fucking anybody, let alone fucking Wayne. Like time to visit was like visiting hours and now the kids are SETTLM.

00:06:33
Speaker 2: Momily said in a boundary bro.

00:06:37
Speaker 1: Bro nothing healthier than that.

00:06:39
Speaker 2: So she no, she's not.

00:06:42
Speaker 1: Awkward from my dad because he was like that's my brother and like he wants to come over and like I would like to see him on.

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Speaker 2: Christmas, Mommy's like, no, no, can't do.

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Speaker 1: Mommy put up a boundary. But let's be honest, Mommiy and Popoley two of the most codependant motherfuckers you ever met your life, and then they passed it down to their kids as well. I wish she'd passed down the fucking boundaries to me and stuff. I have a fundamental inability to say no, Like in that situation, I'd be like, oh, yeah, of course, come and bring everybody like, you know, just open up the house and shit like that. But Momily wasn't that person stilling, So she was like no, And my dad foolishly uttered an expression that I don't know, maybe i'd heard it prior to that, but when he said it, oh fucking Momily popped the fuck off, bro. It was it was. It was crazy. So my father goes talking about you know, his brother, talking about Uncle Wayne. He says to my mother, blood is thicker than water. Brace. Now what does that mean to you? What was the implication with that statement that, well, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know about the water. I mean I've heard that, I've heard the saying before, I don't know about the water part.

00:08:02
Speaker 1: Now the dress, what does it mean you do what did? Is it bad?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to analyze. I don't know what the water farm means, but like, relatives come first.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, well then break it down. Blood would be what the relatives? So what's the water he shares with my uncle Wayne? Blood? Does he share with my.

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Speaker 2: Mother the child?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes, oh yeah, I'm discounting that, but that was his He was saying blood meaning my fucker was thicker than water, meaning like I'm married you, this is.

00:08:36
Speaker 2: My Yeah, yeah, I hear that.

00:08:39
Speaker 1: And mamally was like who your Like, oh my god, she went Linda Blair so fucking fast. Now she didn't fucking scream or yell or fucking pitch a fit. Her face went nuclear. You could tell she was and she did the fucking shape thing. She's storing him out of the fucking room. And mind you, our house was tiny twenty one Jackson's Street, like literally most of the house fits in this room RT. So Mom only goes around the fucking corner and all of a sudden we hear and that I didn't even do an it justice, So you know, Dad was in the kitchen. He stormed to the other side of the house. Mom went to Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I was like, that wasn't too pop.

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Speaker 1: For the children. She's like, you little bit your mindh my god. She she he wanted a kitchen. She went towards the bedroom, but there was a big bank. It's Virginia and Donald, my brother and sister. They are four and five years older than me. They're like, because the presumably I won't get in trouble some of the smallest of and I go, look and right outside of my bedroom me and Don share a bedroom. Right outside of the bedroom, fucking through the wall. Mamaly came in, threw a right fucking hook into the wall, right over the light switch in the hallway, and you know, you know what was it made of? Like was that ship dry wall or whatever? Fucking with a layer of paint some wallboard. Bang stayed there for ten to fifteen years. They never fixed it, really.

00:10:28
Speaker 2: As a reminder, don't you ever fucking say that.

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Speaker 1: I do feel that they had some conversation. He was like, well, now that that's over, I guess I should fix the wall, and she's like, don't touch that wall. You could see that wall every day. We'll remind you. Water is thicker than blood. Motherfucker. By the grace of grace. Oh my god father, such a pussy whip. He was like, I just fucking I want to taste of grace. Let he let her fucking Let it sit there.

00:11:03
Speaker 2: That powerful right there.

00:11:07
Speaker 1: Blood is thicker than water. Now break it down.

00:11:10
Speaker 2: What is water?

00:11:11
Speaker 1: Stamp was the water is like blood is what I hear that water is nothing like in the case of me and you and me and mom.

00:11:21
Speaker 2: Yeah blood you share, Yes.

00:11:24
Speaker 1: Thicker than water. I share nothing with Mom, no DNA, no material, nothing like that. So that's water in this equation that is. I don't know if that's always what it means. I think so, but that's what it meant in that instance. However, I was a kid seeing it through one prison and that had to be explained to me by brother, my brother and sister. Like what they're saying is uncle Wight blood moment. And I was like And even then as a kid, I was like and like, why is this a problem? Why did she punch the wall? Like that makes no sense? Years later when I find out when when one day, like when I'm eighteen nineteen years old and my mom is like, well, you don't know this, but I'm adopted and my whole fucking world was like why forgot?

00:12:17
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what do you mean?

00:12:19
Speaker 1: So never mind, I'll.

00:12:21
Speaker 2: Tell you that till you were eighteen.

00:12:23
Speaker 1: Nobody knew that shit. Nobody knew that shit because back then that was like, you don't fucking talk about that, like there was a there was a there's a story in our family about how was it? Donna? I think my cousin Donna like asked my aunt Marie, like something about my mom, like, you know, wasn't Aunt Grace adopted? And she got fucking smacked, because you can smack a kid back in those days. My Aunt Marie was like, never say that again, like it was a holy like a family secret and not. I don't know why that's like, it's not. They weren't ashamed of her. They fucking loved her, baby Grace and all this shit. But you know, she was Grace McCormick as the child of Anne Schultz and Joseph Schultz until she was sixteen. Then she got to stand up in court and be like I would like to be Schultz instead. Then two years later she married my father and lost that name, became a Smith. So she, you know, mamily having that.

00:13:36
Speaker 2: That blood is thicker than water would hit even.

00:13:40
Speaker 1: Double fucking heart. And you know who knew, like unlike me, my brother and sister, you know who.

00:13:45
Speaker 2: Knew popleas exactly what he was saying.

00:13:50
Speaker 1: Mom. Man, I would never I wouldn't go so far as to call my father a henpecked husband, but you know, my mother was definitely like the dominant force in the house, and my father was, you know, hey, man, whatever makes her happen there, it is there, it is comes up. But it was a moment where I think my dad was just like, you know what, I'm gonna say it, but I'm thinking the water, and then regretted it like the rest of his life.

00:14:27
Speaker 2: If that was the case, then maybe he was. There was a lot building up to that moment, and then it was like the worst fucking possible thing came out.

00:14:39
Speaker 1: Think about everything that had to happen in both of their lives in order for that moment to happen with us as witnesses, and not even understanding the giant implication of what he said.

00:14:53
Speaker 2: That's pretty one of this.

00:14:54
Speaker 1: Not even understanding what was said, heard words, but didn't understand why that would result in wall bunching and these people were not physical. They never fucking roughed us up and Ship they never rough except we.

00:15:06
Speaker 2: Get no except for the children mamally threw down at school.

00:15:11
Speaker 1: True, yeah, she was. Actually she's horrible with you guys, Hurricane Smith and Ship. I mentioned that to my brother the other day. I was like, on the on the podcast, me and Harley talked about Hurricane Smith and and my mom was in the room and she's going one of those boys grew up to be the chief of police. I was like, well, because you set them on the fucking path of justice, bitch, holy fuck kids.

00:15:35
Speaker 2: Was like hey.

00:15:37
Speaker 1: She was not like hey at all. He was just like, uh, you know, hey, man, this ship sucks wall slammed against the wall. Words.

00:15:50
Speaker 2: We don't condone violence at all.

00:15:53
Speaker 1: Uh no, we get away with that ship in the seventies. But anyway, so my go two on morning or daytime talk shows, Oh my, oh my god, I know how to bring it. Would never So the talk, you know, was primarily about Mamy in the opening and stuff which seemed to make the audience comfortable and stuff like that. I sound like sociopath. I was like, and amongst the humans, I made the audience and then I went about my evil agenda, so uh. At one point, I don't know fucking how it came up, but I was talking about, like, you know, I hike Ondian Canyon. I don't even know if I was talking about the dogs, but I.

00:16:36
Speaker 2: Was talking about I publicized that, but any of this, but.

00:16:41
Speaker 1: The I talked about like how like every part of my body is always covered except like my calves, because my calves are like like I guess my best feature whatever. And some lady in the front row goes like show them, and then the guy next to me, one of the hosts, is like, get up, show him, And I was like, all right, and I got up and I fucking stood facing the opposite direction, asked to the audience, and then got on my tiptoes because he was like a tiptoes, presumably to show off my calf muscles. Felt I'd done it for enough time and then went and sat down, and then he was like, do it again, So I got up and did it in a second fucking time.

00:17:27
Speaker 2: I found the clip amusing and it made me laugh. But now hearing how it happened, I'm like.

00:17:33
Speaker 1: I said, objectify my dad on said when I said, like I've never been objectified before. That was awesome. Oh my gosh, it turned in to cheap a piece of meat human dignity.

00:17:46
Speaker 2: I kind of I felt, I don't know how to feel about it now.

00:17:50
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm in thirty years of doing my job, like I'm used to being a curio, but I'm I was not ever used to somebody being like, show I'm fucking cancer. It gives a little cheesecake spin turn around. Let's say the.

00:18:07
Speaker 2: Good and somebody did that to me.

00:18:09
Speaker 1: I know, could you imagine with Momily and you're on it and then get up and show your fucking ass. I'stle your bustle on and you're like, okay, and then when you do it like we missed it, do it again.

00:18:22
Speaker 2: You're like, can you fucking imagine? I thought that's crazy.

00:18:26
Speaker 1: I probably would be watching that and she'd be like, I'm so proud of her. She hustled her bustle just like that.

00:18:33
Speaker 2: No, I'd pop off like mommiy honestly in that moment if that happened to me.

00:18:38
Speaker 1: All Right, so it's me. You're on the show, you're on the talk, and you're wearing like one of your your pair of booty shirts. Pair of booty shirts. It's all like cheesecake, look at my legs. Oh my god. It was the other day. You were like, don't go on my Instagram tonight, and I was like, that is the most heinous ship you could tell a pairent. It like, you might as well send me an engraved invitation to go look at my int because in my head, I'm like, oh my god, she took that her OnlyFans conversation serious. We're also good. They're gonna put up the I'm gonna stop it. And I looked, thank god, oh.

00:19:18
Speaker 2: My god, it is so funny.

00:19:20
Speaker 1: It wasn't that, but it was just you is the bunny shirt? Yeah, was the whole thing, like you don't want to see me being like that kind of ship? Why was I not allowed to look? I don't want to.

00:19:32
Speaker 2: I don't wanna, I don't want to.

00:19:37
Speaker 1: That's between us. I was not When I looked, I was relieved. You imagination, when you're like, don't go like you're like those fuckers in American Werewolf, stay on the path, stay off the moors. It's like, wait, why don't ask?

00:19:55
Speaker 2: Because you can, you can hide your stories from people, and I thought that you could do that with your post the.

00:20:03
Speaker 1: Case, do me a favor, hide all the horrible animal stories that you'll put up there, like you a dump this fucking puppy, you piece is shit. He's down the road from me. We needs a foster wearing your fucking soul, you monster. Anytime I opened your stories, I like, I wish you would block this ship.

00:20:22
Speaker 2: I could, but I won't know. But I was trying to block my post, but then I found out you can't do that.

00:20:28
Speaker 1: You can't block the post.

00:20:29
Speaker 2: No, you can't hide the post from somebody. You can only hide the stories. Why we wanted to hide it because I didn't want you to see it.

00:20:35
Speaker 1: When do I ever give you ship anymore? One time I used to. I used to jump into her fucking you know comments and be like and say some dad joking ship. And one day she was like, you have to stop that, and I was like, yeah, I will. She's like, you have to stop that because yeah, she got busy. She was like, it's like you're allowing people to slept shame me. I was like, what the fuck. I'm trying to trying to get some fucking shots.

00:20:59
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to make a.

00:21:03
Speaker 1: Right.

00:21:04
Speaker 2: No, no, I just more didn't want I didn't want you to have to see.

00:21:10
Speaker 1: It, like strolling through my feet, like yeah, yeah, that was even that scandalous. There's some fucking the bathing shoes shot you put up where I was like, why don't you fucking opening only fans, Oh my god, fucking centimeters from a nip slip and ship like that. But yes, I probably not objectified in horrible way where I'm like I'll never go back, don't matter something done?

00:21:39
Speaker 2: So yeah, true, but.

00:21:41
Speaker 1: Honestly, that's it. That's the only area. If they were like, you know, we will give you, They're like, you know what our audience here and at home, Like if I got to call this on Monday where Rob my publicist got a call and he was like, talk that camp segment.

00:22:02
Speaker 2: They want to take it and run what they went.

00:22:04
Speaker 1: Megaviral, Like they think this is the beginning of a thing. I'm like that the show's ending, Like don't care. They want to go out. This could I don't want to. I don't want to excite you, but this could save the show. I'm like, get the funk out of Like people loved the Calf's bit. Honestly, they want to hire you as a as a constant correspondent, you'll be on every episode of The Talk.

00:22:26
Speaker 2: You have to be turned around and it's your cap.

00:22:29
Speaker 1: Yes, but it's like, okay, so there are They're like, there's sixty episodes of The Talk left fantastic, Like every show you have to reveal a new body part. Oh my god, you haven't let me finish?

00:22:45
Speaker 2: Okay, Wait is this a hypothetical premiere for you?

00:22:49
Speaker 1: For both of us? So it's finite, but it could develop into like it could save the show and I could fucking keep down it. And they say, if that's the case, then I'm just going to join the panel. Oh for the next season. No more fucking showing off cheese kaking ship. Okay, but with sixty pieces to show up, that's everything. Now, don't have to be at once. I'm not like a human advent calendar where you open every door and.

00:23:22
Speaker 2: Ship your Christmas.

00:23:31
Speaker 1: Like I can't wait till he gets the twenty fifth. It is like one piece of a time, So like one higher was this ship thigh? One thigh counts Okay, so I can like hike up my sadly hike up my georts. That's how I think, how again, they start talking about my jeworts and ship hike up. My George georts were like hugely in style now, oh yeah, And I was like, well, you know, I just never gave them up, so and then I was talking about like I like them because they show off. My only good featurigin is my cats.

00:24:06
Speaker 2: And that's when it's not your only good let's see.

00:24:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, and my sparkling wit, like nobody. Ain't nobody jerking off to anybody's sparkling wit. They need a visualize. They start up the top, they're like gross, but when they get to my fucking calves, like that's bank material.

00:24:29
Speaker 2: You do have calves of steels.

00:24:32
Speaker 1: We all know it.

00:24:34
Speaker 2: But you're such a cutie, don't see You're so short.

00:24:37
Speaker 1: Now you're very sweet, and let's see how cutie I am. When I fucking pose and fucking bikini shots, I'm like, I put it up in my feet and you're like, oh my god, oh my god. Could you imagine I'm wearing a string bikini and ship it's a little marble bag just tucking my fucking ship.

00:24:54
Speaker 4: My fucking thunder thighs flowing outside of this string bikini and I'm wearing the top as well, And it looks like I'm supporting a top, like you know what, it works for him, but.

00:25:12
Speaker 1: He's got bubage to hold up.

00:25:14
Speaker 2: He's coming into his own and I'm happy for.

00:25:16
Speaker 1: I don't imagine that will get like two hundred and fifty thousand likes. It might be worth it. Why not, I'd be terrible for you, Like people be like, isn't your father the one who or string bikini on Instagram? Thirsty months? Was he always like that?

00:25:33
Speaker 2: It's been a long journey and he's number one.

00:25:38
Speaker 1: He's on his journey and it's been along and it's been a long one decades in he's trying.

00:25:44
Speaker 2: If he wants to do that, I support him. If he wants to do that himself, I support him. I don't know how I feel about the talk. I'm chuck defying him now, Yeah, that's.

00:25:54
Speaker 1: What you really got this ship. No, that's go to CBS Raptor with a sign that's like the talk on ying. Leave our men alone, Leave our men alone, like.

00:26:05
Speaker 2: Leave my dad's cows alone.

00:26:08
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith's daughter, bring a camera, bring a camera.

00:26:12
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the fuck is happening?

00:26:16
Speaker 1: Madness News at eleven?

00:26:22
Speaker 2: Oh god, she must have a lot of free time, get.

00:26:30
Speaker 1: A job like keep rolling or are continuing Nepo maddness series.

00:26:46
Speaker 2: Fuck, it's too sad.

00:26:52
Speaker 1: If a joke, But he did get up to be like should I check on? Yeah, He's like all right, insanely empathetic, and she was like, I think you're going too far. You was like, Wucky got a bath. We took them to sam Screenpaw to get their belt, which is a lovely service. I mean, these dogs are fucking big. Well, Bucky is very big and Bertie has some sash. But when they give them back to you, they put these little kerchiefs on them which they cut from. Like Jennifer points out, she's like literally like two cents worth of but it makes all the difference where it's like I can't wait to see what they come out.

00:27:36
Speaker 2: Hello, it is so handsome.

00:27:39
Speaker 1: It's just that extra touch.

00:27:42
Speaker 2: Man that makes so beautiful.

00:27:44
Speaker 1: We had to get them washed because we took them to the beach, took them out to Malibu. I was like, let's take the dogs for a long ass ride.

00:27:53
Speaker 2: How many times have you been to the beach in the past decade? Once Huger.

00:28:02
Speaker 1: Flick because we were right across the street from a beach, so we took the dogs there. But we went to there's a beach that's outpassed Malibu that's dog friendly and it had this like fucking they called it the stairs. There were none you know it with stones and fucking like it was a rough It was a rough descent for anybody, let alone if your car you're leashed to two dogs, who like is because you start on the cliff and fucking Bertie was just like, you know what I'm saying. I'm like, whoa bro holding their back and ship. So once we got down to the beach, though, heaven it is crazy, we shot video and Harley saw the video like they were both just running into the surf and like fucking having a blast, and like Birdie was opening it up full file. She was chasing seagulls, but not on the ground. In the air. They were a bover and she'd like trucking down the beach and.

00:29:03
Speaker 2: Shit, she can truly leap. She can gets a lot of air. Boatie's pretty impressive.

00:29:12
Speaker 1: So Heven Lucky was like, but a few times, like I saw her dive out into the surf and I was like, oh my god, because the waves are coming in pretty hard, and I was, you know, there was a moment in my head where I was like, if she gets taken out by the undertoe, do not go into the water. Because every fucking story you hear about like the dog got taken out by a wave, the human went to save the dog, the human got taken out by the wave. The dog wound up safely on the beach because it's got four fucking legs. Most dogs can get out of trouble, like with sea trouble, wave trouble. Human beings, though, you lose your up and down ship. So there was a moment where I had to fucking come face to face with the fact that, like, I'm no hero, Like if the dog was going in a drink and like, I mean, fuck the waves, what if a kraken just showed up?

00:30:08
Speaker 2: It was like so so valid, I would.

00:30:11
Speaker 1: Go the other way. I would be like, sorry, Bertie, I mean, it's a fucking cracking. I got no. I'm like, here's the next meal crack. She's looking back, like why, I'm.

00:30:28
Speaker 2: So glad to hear that this this is uh your plan for throwing your children out.

00:30:34
Speaker 1: It's important to human I mean fucking don't go to the beach with me, don't go anywhere near the scene.

00:30:45
Speaker 2: Did your fear of sharks come up?

00:30:47
Speaker 1: No, because I wasn't deep in the water enough for there to be a shark incident. But if she got.

00:30:52
Speaker 2: Rolling up on the shore. I've seen a lot of videos lately of them.

00:30:57
Speaker 1: I've seen a video. I saw a video of a bunch of dudes in the shark back into the water, which I thought was like, that's really cool, that is really cool. And this one was like tied up with like a line and a net, so they got out, they got it off of them, and then they were getting water into them, and then they ushered them into the water. And I was like, there's like fucking six dudes, and this thing is a like it's it's as big as a cow. Yeah, a cow that thrashes wildly. Yeah, Like, but that's I'm not that guy. Like if I was on the beach i saw a shark, I'd like, fuck no, oh my god, I've been I've been fucking watching it. I wouldn't eat them, but just destroyed me at age fucking five. But I don't even sit down on the toilet without looking down first, just in cases a toilet shark popping out, I mean, i'd feel bad. And ship, I mean, but there's no way that I saw these dudes. They were big early dudes. Man. They had their shirts off and ship like that, and they were like, as this thing's thrashing, they didn't you know, they'd back up and then they go back in. I'm like.

00:32:06
Speaker 2: Them helping them out.

00:32:07
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I thought, I was like, these guys are the Batman of the beach and ship. But it did make me face the thing about myself where I was like, and you are not.

00:32:16
Speaker 2: You're just you are very scared of the ocean. You really don't fucks with the ocean.

00:32:20
Speaker 1: In any batman's story. I am neither the hero nor the villain. I'm a gotha mite. I'm some bystander that's wanting. I'm this acting the guy swinging the penguin with missalone. I'm just very reactionary. Yeah, man, it's you like to think you're the hero of your own story, and I guess really it's more like I'm the main character of my own story. But when it comes to heroics.

00:32:52
Speaker 2: You're a hero in a lot of other ways.

00:32:54
Speaker 1: But I'll be terrified. Even the thought of it scares me. Here, I got a thought about the water that I want to share with. Okay, have you ever heard of Point Nemo?

00:33:06
Speaker 2: Sounds familiar.

00:33:08
Speaker 1: It's not to be confused with finding Nemo, which is also not to be confused with finding Dory. Point Nemo. Point Nemo, my friend, is the farthest place from land on Earth. It is located in the South Pacific Ocean. It's the most remote place on the planet, the place furthest from land. It is located in the South Pacific Ocean and lies twenty seven hundred kilometers or aka seventeen hundred miles from the nearest land it is. It's called Point Nemo because Nemo in Latin means.

00:33:57
Speaker 2: To tell what.

00:33:58
Speaker 1: The fucking terrifying? No one?

00:34:02
Speaker 2: Nemo? Really? Yeah, finding no one.

00:34:06
Speaker 1: This is the oceanic pole of inaccessibility. Point Nemo is also referred to as the oceanic pole of inaccessibility. That means that it is the place on the ocean that is furthest away from any land. A pole of inaccessibility refers to a place on Earth that is the most inaccessible to reach. According to set criteria on land. It often refers to the point that is farthest from the coastline, aka like a mountain. So the Northern Pole of inaccessibility is located in the Arctic Ocean in the pack ice. And then the Southern Pole of inaccessibility commonly refers to a location in a form of Soviet Union Research station in Antarctica about five hundred and forty eight miles from the terrestrial South Pole. Now, when you are at Point Nemo, you are closer to the astronauts in suborbital in SubOrbit around the Earth than you are to the nearest human being on your own planets.

00:35:19
Speaker 3: Rough.

00:35:20
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna I want to take you in journey in your mind you have you know, you're just fucking what we what? What do you do out in the world, Like like what did you when did you go to event recently? Or something like that. Go to a concert, So you're going to a show, and you're like that you should show. And then you go outside to get into your car and you fucking get somebody puts the fucking thing over your mouth and chlorophoms you out like a chloroform jah, oh my god. So then you wake up in a little dinghy like a little blow up raft and you've been left at point nemo? Right do you furthest from any land and any hope? Now doesn't mean your furtherest. Many boats could be boats within one thousand miles, but you in a little raft in the middle of the ocean seventeen hundred miles from the nearest place on earth where you can step off your little boat and be like land, and less than seventeen hundred miles from a dude in a fucking spaceship who's looking down. You're going sucks to be you. Fuck? What do you do? Do you think you live? Do you strive to live? Or do you just like fucking roll off the raft? And I hate to.

00:37:10
Speaker 2: No provisions, hate to be a downer, but I would probably just throw myself to the animals of the ocean.

00:37:17
Speaker 1: Bro Like you wouldn't even know in which direction to pass.

00:37:20
Speaker 2: No, I give up. I think I would give up. I gotta say. I think I would have to ultimately just call.

00:37:32
Speaker 1: It quits, like who did this? I mean, honestly, that's like I probably spend the first day, you know, because human instinct to like stay alive or shit like that. I'd probably spend the first day like trying to put together what the fuck happened? Who did this? Yeah, I'm here.

00:37:52
Speaker 2: There'd probably be a few days prior to me calling it quits. But eventually, what you're going to do, I mean at the end of the day.

00:38:01
Speaker 1: Also, they didn't leave you or so if you're paddling, oh fucking great in the ocean.

00:38:09
Speaker 2: Is there a tree? Wait, there's no wait.

00:38:12
Speaker 1: No land.

00:38:12
Speaker 2: Oh there's no land. There's not even a small island.

00:38:17
Speaker 1: Let's see. Oh my god, there's so many facts I'm going to feed you about.

00:38:21
Speaker 2: Points picturing a small island, but that's not even part of it.

00:38:25
Speaker 1: Who discovered Point Nemo. The location of Port Nemo was first calculated in nineteen ninety two by Croatian Canadian survey engineer Hevie Luca Terry based on the Debt butchered that name Sorry. Based on the data from the Digital Chart of the World compiled by the US Defense Mapping Agency, this is now the National Geo Spatial Intelligence Agency, Point Nemo a lifeless spot. It is clear that there is no human life anywhere near Point Nemo. Well, there doesn't seem to be much sea life either. Point Nemo's location falls at the center of the Southern Pacific gyre or gyre as in the widening gyret, a rotating ocean current that keeps nutrient rich waters away from the area. The huge distance from Point Nemo to land also implies that nutrient runoff from coastal waters does not reach the area easily. Marine creatures would otherwise settle near Point Nemo simply have no food to thrive there. You are alone, bro, you know you can't even give yourself.

00:39:38
Speaker 2: I can't even feed myself to the.

00:39:40
Speaker 1: No, you can feed yourself from the sea. Well, go to sleep, rollover.

00:39:47
Speaker 2: There are there is no hopeful option in the scenario.

00:39:51
Speaker 1: You know there is hope. Ready, researchers have only found bacteria and small crabs living in the volcanic vents of the seafloor around Point Nemo. So if you roll off, if you're hungry, you roll off and swim the depths to the bottom of the seafloor where the volcanic fence are. You might be able to get one of those crabs.

00:40:14
Speaker 2: So I just to survive to the depths.

00:40:18
Speaker 1: And well you might not because there's pollution. In twenty eighteen up to twenty six hundred microplastic particles per cubic meter. We're found in seawater samples collected near Point Nemo by passing vessels. How fucking solid is that?

00:40:34
Speaker 2: Fucking depressing?

00:40:35
Speaker 1: Well, I'll take you away from depression right into fucking terror.

00:40:38
Speaker 2: Ready, Oh my god.

00:40:41
Speaker 1: Point Nemo's location is coincidentally close to that of Riley. You know that is HP Lovecrafts fictional sunken city the entity Cthulhu is interred.

00:40:58
Speaker 3: My man.

00:41:00
Speaker 1: Cthulhus from their Clovecraft placed the city at a longitude and latitude in the South Pacific Ocean, very close to what became Point Nemo.

00:41:10
Speaker 2: Dude, nobody's there's no sea life hanging out because it's fucking cthulhu's playground. Oh my god.

00:41:18
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety seven, researchers from America's National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration NOAH detected an ultra low frequency sound near Point Nemo that they could not explain. They called it the bloop.

00:41:40
Speaker 2: I feel like I remember the bloop.

00:41:42
Speaker 1: We talked about the bloop.

00:41:43
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

00:41:44
Speaker 1: H P Lovecraft fans quickly associated the sound with Cthulhu, even though there is not much biological activity near Point Nemo. Some scientists hypothesize there was actually the call of an unidentified marine animal aka the Leathon.

00:42:05
Speaker 2: That's so fucking cool.

00:42:07
Speaker 1: In two thousand and five, the sound was finally found to be produced by the six headed beast that is known as Lefiathon, one of the seven Princes of Hell, a non tectonic ice quake from glacial movements in Antartica.

00:42:26
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, whatever you.

00:42:29
Speaker 1: Want, ruins all the no.

00:42:32
Speaker 2: I was culu fucking They're just covering their ass.

00:42:36
Speaker 1: Point Nemo as a spacecraft cemetery. By the way, all of this information comes from a website called interesting engineering dot com.

00:42:43
Speaker 2: Wait a spacecraft cemetery.

00:42:46
Speaker 1: Space agencies have found that an extremely isolated location like Point Nemo is a safe scuttling site for satellites and spacecraft that are diorbited to the Earth. Diorbited means like bring it down fancy fucking name for crash at the end of their useful lines. Using controlled landings, space agencies can deliberately splash down decommissioned spacecraft in this remote area without affecting people or maritime traffic in the process, so they could bring it down without fucking like, oh my God, I killed a boat because nobody except a couple of crabs that are.

00:43:24
Speaker 2: Like, for fucking real, are like, what the fuck?

00:43:32
Speaker 1: Nothing ever happens down here. Many smaller retired spacecraft disintegrate and burn up as they re enter the Earth's atmosphere. But if they were too large to burn by themselves, then they are intentionally crashed. At Point Nemo man an area that is beyond the legal jurisdiction of any country. Bro. That's when they talk about like, you're at fucking sea, man, you're at maritime fucking like law or whatever. There's where when they're you're a deep at sea, there are no laws because you don't belong to any country. If you're a Point Nemo, you are in a lawless world. Somebody could show up kill you get away with it because there ain't no laws there. But if they showed up, I'm sure you'd be happy to see somebody, like, come on, but please don't kill them them. That's the first right. If that didn't occur to you, you're doing it.

00:44:25
Speaker 2: I'm gone at this point. I'm living with ka Zulu.

00:44:28
Speaker 1: At this point, Puff is waiting for you somewhere for real. Yeah, fucking Austin is just like, where'd you go? Arley? You lastly sawry You went to the bathroom at the fucking club gig.

00:44:40
Speaker 2: You know, I'm a point nemo.

00:44:43
Speaker 1: Oh my stay alive for puff bro.

00:44:46
Speaker 2: How did you give you though?

00:44:48
Speaker 1: Like fucking like, you know, your phone's on and you don't have any signal, but there was a message that came through before you got fucking you know, taken or whatever, Like you felt it buzz in your pocket, but you never checked it until fucking you know, it was twenty four hours later when you woke up. It in the middle of nowhere, point Nema, and you checked the message and it's Quentin Tarantino. He's like, hey, man, I want you to see the lead in many movie. I'm fucking swimming. Yes, you'll find a way to live. I'm fucking coming. Don't worry about my way. The fucking cthulhu could rise and fucking you don't wait.

00:45:33
Speaker 2: My time has come.

00:45:35
Speaker 1: Wait give a fucking mamaly to that motherfucker right hook right into his mode.

00:45:39
Speaker 2: I talked with and I'd ask him for a ride. I'd be like, listen, I'll come right back.

00:45:45
Speaker 1: He's like, I am chaos. I am fucking death. I am, and you're like, well, I am believing the Quentin tarantin the moment, He's like, and I am your ride, Get on my back. I've always got it to me.

00:45:59
Speaker 5: Wow.

00:46:00
Speaker 1: We feel about Kevin Smith. Hate that fucking guy. Why no reason? Keep going?

00:46:07
Speaker 2: No, Cathulu loves you. We speak so highly about him.

00:46:11
Speaker 1: Cthulhu is like, I have been sleeping for thousands of years and all he did was make Clarks.

00:46:18
Speaker 2: We don't want to look up.

00:46:19
Speaker 1: A That is some interesting fucking shit, dude. That's fucking Point Nemo is now my new nightmare, dude. Exact location of Point Nemo is calculated at this longitude latitude is seventeen hundred miles from the nearest islands in the South Sific Ocean. Deucey Island, an uninhabited atoll that is part of the Pitcairn Islands to the north, Motu Nui, the largest of the three islets, near Easter Island to the northeast, and Mayor Island off the coast. Event are because unclaimed territory of Marie Birdland to the south. All these islands are uninhabited. To find civilization, you'd have to go to easter Island Rapanui, one of the most remote inhabited islands in the world, about twenty two hundred miles to the east of Chile or to New Zealand about twenty five hundred miles away Man. Because there are no airports at Point Nemo, this trip can only be made by boat. So if you woke up, you'd be like, who the fuck went through the trouble of getting my ass here?

00:47:32
Speaker 2: They really fucking hated me.

00:47:35
Speaker 1: Think about how black mirror that would because if you woke up and you can't get there by plane, somebody took you there by boat. You look all around you, there is no boat to be seen, and you are at a point where it's flat forever, so you would be able to see a boat. So seeing no boat would make you even more fucking terrified. In any direction you look, it's not like in the distance I see the boat.

00:48:01
Speaker 2: Nothing.

00:48:02
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would drive me mad madness.

00:48:05
Speaker 2: That's that's what I'm saying. I'm probably called quits unless and you know what.

00:48:09
Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be twenty four hours later because there are Because there are no airports at Point Emo, this trip can only be made by boat and it could take more than two weeks to complete. It takes two weeks to get to this fucking hellhole. This is hell mouth right here. Oh my, this is the entrance to fucking.

00:48:26
Speaker 2: That is the entrance to fucking hell. Oh my god.

00:48:30
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:48:31
Speaker 2: Wait, but but just for one sad moment that that's so sad that there's plastic all the way out there. It takes two fucking weeks to get there.

00:48:38
Speaker 1: Oh that's our only hope of killing Cathule is all the microplastics. Why is this taste like sprite? Hol ready for plastics? Yeah? Fuck him? He can choke on He can choke on an old polk bottle as far as serious, Yeah, brock with that. Why look at him? He's evil? What are you nuts? There ain't nothing good about that. Let s follow your soul. You think he's gonna be a cuddle buddy, And shit, that ain't fucking birdy or lucky, my friend, That ain't no cinnamon.

00:49:13
Speaker 2: He's got fucking wings.

00:49:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's darkness personifie. In the meantime, the nearest is like I got real, Like, hey man, no, yeah, fucking there's a time and place for voolling around, But we don't fuck with Cululu. He's not cuddling. In the meantime, the nearest humans to Point Nemo are often the astronauts aboard the International Space Station, who, when they passed directly over Point Nemo, are just about two hundred and fifty eight miles away, much closer than any other human on Earth at that point. That so, you're seventeen hundred miles from land, but two hundred and sixty miles from an astronaut.

00:50:00
Speaker 2: What nightmares are made of?

00:50:01
Speaker 1: Bro? You are not kidding. Yeah, Oh my god, Point Nemo I call the hell on Earth.

00:50:10
Speaker 2: I think that is very valid. That was fucking terrifying.

00:50:16
Speaker 1: Oh my god. From their kids. Move on to passion, irration.

00:50:23
Speaker 2: That I don't even know how, I don't.

00:50:29
Speaker 1: The madness of mamily, Oh my god, to the desolation of Point Nemo.

00:50:35
Speaker 2: In somewhere in there, the objectification of your calves.

00:50:39
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. I turned into a piece of meat. We've been if I was ever like if that happened to me and I found myself on a fucking rubber dinghy and fucking Point Nemo and ship with the objectification on the talk even crossed my mind at that point, like I can't believe they made me show off my fucking what's next, my dick?

00:50:56
Speaker 2: I mean, you have a lot of time to think that point.

00:51:00
Speaker 1: If it really bothered me, I'd be like, well, they're getting canceled soon, and.

00:51:07
Speaker 2: Then kaZulu comes up and swallows you the top one at Lisa didn't kisseled.

00:51:17
Speaker 1: All right, kids, it's time. It's that magical time time everyone waits for when we fucking listen and beerless. Stick with me, so true passion irration. H this is where we uh talk about things we love, where we shout, which is what it's called elsewhere, But here we have passion for it or we would like to ration it. We want more of that loss of everything else, or less of that more of everything else?

00:51:44
Speaker 2: Are we starting with our with our passion and ration of the week, or with our quick fired passionate rash?

00:51:51
Speaker 1: You tell me, my friend, you take the wheel, you drive for a while, how you want to do? Yeah, let's see how you do.

00:51:59
Speaker 2: It'll get real depressing us.

00:52:03
Speaker 1: I would like to Russian all things good and kind.

00:52:07
Speaker 2: Ration, all good things gonna go.

00:52:11
Speaker 1: Let's well, we'll it feels like we should. Well, if we were smart, we would do the you know, fucking big ones. All right, well, let's look at it this way. If you do the two big ones first, then you do rapid fire at the end. It's fun to go out, yeah, But if you do the rapid fire up fun, it's fun to get into and then it gives you a chance to be like, no, my so bad. I don't like it. You do in me and ration him, but I'm cute.

00:52:41
Speaker 2: I had passion for him, because who's passion for me?

00:52:48
Speaker 1: So we'll do that. We'll just start with the rapid fire. All right, passion irration, I'll begin it. We'll go one for one passion ration.

00:52:55
Speaker 5: Starbucks ration really ashion the fudge. I thought your entire generation was like, that's our blood. They were like, Starbucks is thicker than water bro.

00:53:08
Speaker 2: They're a boycotted company right now.

00:53:10
Speaker 1: Are they really? Yeah? That's why it's political. Yeah, but shy of the politics. Would you be like coffee? Are you a coffee? No? I hate you don't like coffee either.

00:53:20
Speaker 2: I don't like coffee makes me sick and also it tastes bad.

00:53:24
Speaker 1: It's fine, I mean, anybody is free to do whatever they want. But I have never found a fucking taste for.

00:53:31
Speaker 2: I don't like how it taste. I really don't.

00:53:33
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I don't have adult I don't have an adult paltt.

00:53:40
Speaker 2: That is true. That is actually the truest thing I've ever heard. He took a hot dog bun and made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the other day.

00:53:48
Speaker 1: Don't fuck it. It was a peanut butter and vegan fluff sandwich. No jelly, My bad.

00:53:54
Speaker 2: It was a fluffer or.

00:53:56
Speaker 1: On the white trash I used to love as a kid buffing under. Now they got a vegan version, so I'm like, we all right, So ration.

00:54:07
Speaker 2: No Starbucks for me. I'm a Duncan type of gow, which is because for no Duncans out here there's one or two, there's like fucking one.

00:54:16
Speaker 1: You really, America runs on Duncan.

00:54:19
Speaker 2: To be honest, Yeah, it's crazy. I'm new. It was never here like, so I'm pretty nude to it.

00:54:26
Speaker 1: But Bro Duncan Donuts was a feature of my life growing up. Their Massachusetts company a bunch of massholes and stuff, so it grew out from there. So in Jersey we always had Dunkin Dunkin Donuts when we were kids. Man, Oh what a treat that was like they had they invented the munchkin or aka the donut hole aka And what do they call them to tim.

00:54:45
Speaker 2: Hortons, Oh what do they call them?

00:54:49
Speaker 3: Oh?

00:54:50
Speaker 1: My god, tim bits. So they had them first, and they're called munchkins, dunkin donut munchkins. And they came in a sp a little box that had like a munchkin face on it stuff like a little face, but not a munchkin, Like that's a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz. But technically that's where the word came from from the Wizard of Oz didn't exist prior to that, like L. Frank Baum invented the word munchkin. So I'm not I wonder what wonder Duncan got away with that. And do they still call them munchkins?

00:55:20
Speaker 2: I don't know what they do, but maybe they do. I'm not sure. I really only get to have it when I go to the East Coast. Seriously, Yeah, when I'm in Virginia visiting Puff's family. Oh that's when you go hard drive through Duncans. I'm like, let's go. They do what they do. I believe they need more vegan options. Yes, I would love if they had a vegan donut.

00:55:41
Speaker 1: Without without being This ain't like activist talk. It's just like you're making a donut and fried dough. Just fucking leave the.

00:55:48
Speaker 2: The hash browns are vegan, those little hash browns, the little hash browns. Avocado toast is vegan. You can get a macho with some fucking coconut milk.

00:55:58
Speaker 1: Bro, you were born in New Jersey, Little Jersey girl, and if you fuck if, if you were in my way, you would have been grown up on Duncan. But that would have been bad too, because you might have been like, we're not a munchkin. Oh god, there's a place I used to eat way too much Duncan and I weighed about veggest three hundred and thirty pounds.

00:56:22
Speaker 2: Really don't it's helped, Wow.

00:56:25
Speaker 1: Oh lot, all those all of those fucking munchkins as a youth. But we didn't get them all the time. It wasn't like that was a steady staple of our diet. It was a fucking treat. That's how huge Duncan was. We got one Atlantic Islands. I know, I'm into it, not far from small gassel cinemas where the movie has come to play. All right, you give me one man, I'm smised by your Starbucks. I'm not.

00:56:50
Speaker 2: I'm not finny, what about you?

00:56:52
Speaker 1: I never fucked with Starbucks. Fuck coffee, all right? And also like I'm not against him or anything like that, but like they don't have anything I want. They ain't got nothing from me. I feel that, not in a shitty way where I'm like fuck them, like not every stores for me? Then you know, Look, I'm a vegan. I don't even go to vegetable stores. So finicky the vegetable store, whatever that may be, there's one right, people will get their vegetables. Are they not going to the vegetable store? The fuck? Are you having a stroke? Why the fs a vegetable sture? There isn't a such thing.

00:57:33
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

00:57:36
Speaker 1: Sociopathic secret? Is that I must blend with the humans? Okay, my bad, We're going to the fruit stand.

00:57:44
Speaker 2: If you can't find a fruit stand, I know that's how I covered up. Yeah, there you go, all right? All right? Passion or ration vanity plates?

00:57:55
Speaker 1: Oh wow? What is my stance? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna say passion. You do, yeah, it makes you happy. But I've always whenever I thought about it like, oh my god, Chris Davis had plates that set askew. Oh yeah, and he just gave me one because he got it was hit that car or whatever. Really yeah, And so I always thought like, oh, I could do like Silent Bob or whatever.

00:58:25
Speaker 2: You don't need to identify your hard But.

00:58:27
Speaker 1: Also the way I drive, it's like you want to make it any easier. On a job, he was like, oh, hello, Silent Bob one doing ninety five and forty five? Were we looks like Silent Bob's in number two? License registration please? I was just on my way to dunkin Donuts. Oh my god, have you got a license?

00:58:59
Speaker 2: I feel there's too many letters.

00:59:00
Speaker 1: Anyways, it would be like s l N T B zero B true. I thought about it, but that's how you get caught. Man. You want to have like an license plate that's tough for people to be like for and why god fuck I couldn't get it. But if it's Silent Bob one, they're like, I know exactly who did it.

00:59:20
Speaker 2: You could just like drive.

00:59:23
Speaker 1: I guess I could talk and obey the rules of the road, but I don't know.

00:59:27
Speaker 2: You could just like be safe.

00:59:29
Speaker 1: You have to get anywhere man. Okay, so yeah, passion for for but not.

00:59:38
Speaker 2: For me, your passion for others.

00:59:40
Speaker 1: But I love the idea, and I've often thought about it, but it's like it would be foolhardy for me to get, you know, a vanity plate. But why why do you bring it up? Did you see one in a while?

00:59:49
Speaker 2: You're like I see them all the time?

00:59:52
Speaker 1: Man? What are you? Passionate? Irration?

00:59:55
Speaker 2: Annoying me a little bit?

00:59:57
Speaker 1: Really?

00:59:59
Speaker 2: It's like a this is baby.

01:00:01
Speaker 1: You have heard from fraeulein First World? You know what's I.

01:00:05
Speaker 2: Hate very much? When it's like I am heart la what one two three?

01:00:18
Speaker 1: There's somebody upstairs who would probably love to give that license plate and ship.

01:00:21
Speaker 2: I mean, I agree, express yourself.

01:00:24
Speaker 1: Acting for me.

01:00:25
Speaker 2: It just seems.

01:00:28
Speaker 1: That could be your license plate.

01:00:29
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm more of like a decorator ship with stickers.

01:00:34
Speaker 5: G V E.

01:00:38
Speaker 1: Emmy M one and am give me back my name?

01:00:49
Speaker 2: Okay?

01:00:50
Speaker 3: That pa?

01:00:52
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Harley Quinn Smith, she played John Proctor in that production of The Cristal in high school, famously give me back my Name Woman. She couldn't put woman on the plate. She probably is a second car and that plate says woman, and she parks them next to each other.

01:01:07
Speaker 2: That would be pretty fire.

01:01:08
Speaker 1: Oh, to be the overly wealthy rich kid of Simon Bob with money to blaze and burn.

01:01:20
Speaker 2: As we said last time. No, I mean I love stickers, like stickers on the car.

01:01:31
Speaker 1: We're not passionate rationing stickers. I like stickers. Is that like a license plate sticker?

01:01:36
Speaker 2: Cars with stickers? But the Bavanny place just I don't know something something.

01:01:43
Speaker 1: It's probably something you see way more of here in this town than you would.

01:01:47
Speaker 2: I see them every day all day, and it's always like really fucking annoying ass Los Angeles type beat type of things.

01:01:56
Speaker 3: Between back I'm always.

01:01:57
Speaker 6: Like, oh again, I thinkunless you're driving the fucking speed limit, and I don't know why you'd ever do that.

01:02:09
Speaker 1: Like a fucking kindergarten or something like your role model. Come on when it comes to driving elsewhere. Oh God, passion, irration, working.

01:02:20
Speaker 2: Out, passion fox, Seriously, I love working out.

01:02:25
Speaker 1: Now when you say that, do you mean you love working out because you like the results, or like I.

01:02:30
Speaker 2: Like the bro The results don't even really come through with my hormone disorder. What do you like about it? It really just well one, I would be fucking even crazier than I am if I wasn't working out. It regulates my my mental disorder, so I would say that help. Oh my god. Yeah, it uses my anxiety, eases my depression, every everything. It makes me listen, it makes me feel less crazy.

01:03:01
Speaker 1: It doesn't do that for me. It just makes me like, I hate you know. The only thing I like about the walk with the dogs is how it makes the dogs happy. I'm like, look at me.

01:03:10
Speaker 2: You don't do running for yourself.

01:03:12
Speaker 1: I do running for my health, but I don't enjoy it. Like, yeah, do you enjoy it? No way, Given my drothers, if it's like you can do runyon or never do running in your body will be the exact same and you won't gain weight and blah blah blah, I would not. I would choose not to do running except for the dogs.

01:03:31
Speaker 2: Which I can hate.

01:03:32
Speaker 1: Hiking I hate It's easy, the easiest of all the world.

01:03:36
Speaker 2: Walking, hiking, and running are all out of the question for me.

01:03:40
Speaker 1: I don't like you would rather go to a place and be like, yes, yes, I was doing it wrong. Yeah, I would rather walk. I do no muscle work whatsoever. So if anybody comes up to me in a bar and like hey pussy and they punch me, I'll be like that really hurt.

01:03:59
Speaker 2: I'll punch him for you.

01:04:00
Speaker 1: Well, you got some muscles and ship.

01:04:02
Speaker 2: I feel like I got some strength. I always I say, I.

01:04:07
Speaker 1: Ain't challenging arm wrestle. I'm just saying, do you feel strong?

01:04:10
Speaker 2: I feel that if I was ever in danger and I could get somebody on the ground, I could knock them out with my legs. I think I could like suffocate.

01:04:22
Speaker 1: What the fuck I'm trying to get my head around the snow. My arms aren't that strong, but my legs are super fucking strong. Put them in figure forces are locking ship like that, I.

01:04:38
Speaker 2: Like, I'll kick them to the ground.

01:04:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then put his head between your legs and figure for him and ship piece of s.

01:04:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, check them out. Yeah, that's how That's how I feel. That's my plan for if anybody tries to drug me, to take me to fucking point memo.

01:04:56
Speaker 1: That's that's that's you're ready.

01:04:57
Speaker 2: That's my plan.

01:04:59
Speaker 1: If I I get attacked, my plan is like, don't hit me, I'll suck your dick. Pl that don't work. If that don't work. Nothing's gonna work. Brute strength, thing is gonna work.

01:05:11
Speaker 2: You should wear rings like this.

01:05:13
Speaker 1: I look at that ship man constantly. I could be wearing these fucking brass knuckles, and people like you seem ready to fucking start ship. Why in thirty years have you ever had a fight in your career? Yeah? A lot with people online.

01:05:25
Speaker 2: That's true.

01:05:27
Speaker 1: All right, So working out?

01:05:29
Speaker 2: I love working out, not not walking, running or hiking though.

01:05:34
Speaker 1: Ration, bro, I mean working out. Yeah, that's true. I don't even work out, I just like but even that, I consider working out ration for me.

01:05:40
Speaker 2: I don't even like standing, but I like.

01:05:45
Speaker 1: The worst exercises and standing up.

01:05:47
Speaker 2: I'm always trying to take a seat.

01:05:49
Speaker 1: I was down and they want me to get up home. The fuck? What's up there? I'm down here now I'm here. I don't like what do you got?

01:05:58
Speaker 2: Okay? Passion or rash in playing video.

01:06:01
Speaker 1: Games when I was a kid, passion, but like as an adult ration, because if I do that, I ain't got anything done. You get lost in that world. I know. Fun, Remember we played when you were kids, play like Lego Lego games, so fun, good times.

01:06:20
Speaker 2: But yeah, in that little room, that's right, next door.

01:06:24
Speaker 1: If you ever want to bring over a fucking video game system and play game, we got the TV upstairs. I'm happy to do it.

01:06:30
Speaker 2: I recently which game fell down, really really Deepole. There's this game called Five Nights. I've ready's.

01:06:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, gee, what's that about. It's not a member of the main stream.

01:06:46
Speaker 2: I just played it for the first times.

01:06:48
Speaker 1: In every fucking what was that place called? They still exist? Yeah? They still no fucking you know, we're by like my Chemical Romance.

01:06:56
Speaker 3: Shirts and Topic.

01:06:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're still around Spencer's. Maybe is no.

01:07:01
Speaker 2: We fucking just saw Spencers, remember, and you were like, this is like the other version of Hot Topic. Oh my god, we want to build a bear.

01:07:07
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just thinking of the mall where I used to see both of them in Eaton Town, New Jerseys.

01:07:12
Speaker 2: Now Hot Topic is still at Hollywood Highland?

01:07:14
Speaker 1: Did they still have that store there? They gave me I'll never forget, man, the fucking they gave me an icon Award the one year for Jane and Sopwa. They gave me a fucking card. I could go into any Hot Topic and it was like for fifty percent off and ship. I never used it.

01:07:29
Speaker 2: You know where that is.

01:07:30
Speaker 1: It's not good anymore. So one year. Oh you're only an icon for a year. And then they moved the fun.

01:07:35
Speaker 2: Like all right, anyways, next.

01:07:36
Speaker 1: Time at all? Right, so did you go orre me go?

01:07:42
Speaker 2: Now it's now it's you what did you go? Video games?

01:07:45
Speaker 1: Oh?

01:07:45
Speaker 2: Oh but mine right right now? I never, I never really.

01:07:49
Speaker 1: I didn't even say that.

01:07:51
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you said it used to be passion now ration.

01:07:54
Speaker 1: For me, it would have to be ration because if I fall down that hole, I won't get anything done, because that's they're fun and fucking then like trying to get to the next level. You know who'd be terrible.

01:08:04
Speaker 2: Because she remember when we played Mario, Yes, she just wanted to be that one character. No, Ludwig, Ludwig what's his name? I'm like, weird fucking relative of Bowser chose the bad guy?

01:08:23
Speaker 1: Mm? Yeah, she she would fall down that hole and get lost. I get lost with her, but I'm not against him. It's just for me, that would be a time. So I was creating. I'd rather create.

01:08:35
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, for sure, but that means.

01:08:40
Speaker 1: I'm not creating at the moment. Then perhaps I like to play Little Mario Kart Little five. I got, So, did you see the movie?

01:08:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, no comments, but I got.

01:08:54
Speaker 1: To show the movie before you start playing the game. Yeah, So was it the movie that introduced you to the concept?

01:09:00
Speaker 2: Yeah?

01:09:01
Speaker 1: And then somebody was like, you got to play it?

01:09:03
Speaker 2: And then so I was at somebody's place recently and they were playing it, and I was like, this looks really fun.

01:09:09
Speaker 1: And then I.

01:09:16
Speaker 2: Only play Mario Card and Mario Party. But I got I got real deep in it, and I started having I had a dream where like, because you have to spoil alert alert, you have to get past the five nights. It's one night at a time.

01:09:36
Speaker 1: That's the is a boss and it's.

01:09:39
Speaker 2: Twelve it's midnight to six am, and you have to survive till six a m. And I got. I got past the first three nights, and then for like a month, I could not get past night before. And then I started having dreams that I was beating it, and then I'd wake up and then I'd be like the other day, I beat it the whole game. I beat the whole ass game.

01:10:05
Speaker 1: You can do for the rest of your life.

01:10:07
Speaker 2: Well, also, spoiler alert, there's a night six.

01:10:14
Speaker 1: Nights continue on you, man, it's so funny because yesterday I was just saying to Jennifer's like, you know what, man, I'm really fucking thankful every day that the kid like didn't fall into like a drug bowl, because I saw the peace about MacArthur Park and like there was like they weren't showing like, you know, uh, look at all these almost people. They were showing fuckers that look like you, like your age dressed, not like living on the street, like carrying their fucking purse, but like sitting on a bench folded over in half that's fucked up on fentanyl and shit like that. And when I watched it, I was like, my first off, I realized, like, oh my god, I can't watch much of this because this is what happens to like old people. They watch like scary news stories and like the world needs to be saved and that's the news. Is the news for a reason, Like they show you the worst parts. It's true, like life is not the worst parts. Life is good things and bad things and stuff. But good things, don't you know, aren't interesting to people, but fucking like they're like, look at the fucking problem in MacArthur Park with drug and even hooked me so I tried to stay away from news like that and stuff, but when I saw it, like I was talking to Jennifer later on, I was like, man, man, like, I just I saw this news report, and like the people in the park are like Harley's age, and like look like Harley in terms of like they're not dressed like in rags, like they're dressed in shit to go to a club, but they fucking stop by MacArthur Park to get fucked up on fentanal and they're just like human zombies and shit. And I'm always like so appreciative that you never fell into like a drug hole or something where it's just like this is hard least three or something like that. Thank you for that, man, that fucking pure. Yeah, I mean good for you, yes, of course, But it's not even like so sad. It's so what can you do in a situation like that?

01:12:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's it's so fucking sad. I have definitely friends of friends who have passed from from Fenton on like the past year.

01:12:24
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, you know people have.

01:12:26
Speaker 2: Got friends of friends.

01:12:28
Speaker 1: Yeah.

01:12:30
Speaker 2: Do you know I've never even smoked a cigarette?

01:12:33
Speaker 1: Good for you?

01:12:33
Speaker 2: Not once I've smoked a lot of weed, Let's be clear about that.

01:12:39
Speaker 1: But I've never smoked cigarettes. Is fucking dumb.

01:12:43
Speaker 2: While yeah, you, I feel like people who have parents that smoke, the kids are like no thanks to so you and mom walked, So I run.

01:12:58
Speaker 1: I put the cigarettes. I mean I didn't start smoking cigarettes until I was twenty three. It was right before I made clerks twenty two to twenty three, and then I stopped smoking at thirty eight. So I smoked for fifteen sixteen years. But it was so dumb, Like I wasn't really, but it was such a big part of like my like persona in the nineties, all of us like you know, ay man, we're going outside to smoke because fucking we can't not fucking smoke. Man.

01:13:28
Speaker 2: It's really a thing right now. It's like people my age go out to smoke. Well, just like I don't know if like everybody I know smokes, I'm like the only one that.

01:13:37
Speaker 1: Doesn't smoke cigarettes. Yeah, stay away from it. Number One, fucking stupid for your health. Number two so expensive. Now, Like when I was a cigarette smoker, smokes, we're like fucking four dollars a pack max. Now it's like ten twelve bucks a pack.

01:13:50
Speaker 2: Of smokes, Like, you know what zims are?

01:13:52
Speaker 1: Yeah? Those trouble fucking yeah, you don't fuck with them either. That's the I'm scared about anything you put in your mouth that's got like fucking nicotine.

01:14:01
Speaker 2: And like, and I've got friends who are fucking hooked on the bins and they're like, want one. I'm like, I don't know, I don't want to.

01:14:12
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I always used to be like, weeds enough for me or whatever, the fuck, But Celsius.

01:14:17
Speaker 2: You're really trying to secure Celsius.

01:14:23
Speaker 1: He had a whole container fridge full of Celsius. I'm like, what am I doing wrong?

01:14:26
Speaker 2: When you told me about that, I thought it was like some sort of vending machine sort of thing. But it's literally just a fridge for the Celsius logo filled with Celsius.

01:14:35
Speaker 1: Okay, I want all right, Passion Irration, this is the one I've been This is my favorite one of the week. Ready, Passion I Ration. Nipple work?

01:14:51
Speaker 2: What the fuck does not even mean.

01:14:55
Speaker 1: Nipple work? Does that mean nipple work? So the one works on one's nipple? What explain myself?

01:15:11
Speaker 2: Surgery? What are you talking about?

01:15:20
Speaker 1: I mean, not explaining to myself well in sex all right?

01:15:30
Speaker 2: Moving on and Raussian on our relationship. Rasian on hanging out with you.

01:15:40
Speaker 1: Wrote that I was dying.

01:15:43
Speaker 2: You were laughing, and I was like, what you'll see.

01:15:47
Speaker 1: Most people would say passion.

01:15:50
Speaker 2: But rational on the entire subject being brought up by my father.

01:15:56
Speaker 1: I've never heard those two words put together.

01:15:58
Speaker 2: I really was like, people get plastic surgery on their nipples. I'm just gone too far to.

01:16:05
Speaker 1: Have talk with that boyfriend. Here you go, passion what was called that? Passion rats? Anyways, submarines Wucky Wucky came over because he's like, I have thoughts about nipple work, because Wucky's got dangling nipples because she had a litter of puffs, so she got she got thoughts about nipple.

01:16:24
Speaker 2: Talking about Wucki's dangling nipples.

01:16:26
Speaker 1: Why she came to the table. She's like, I have thoughts.

01:16:29
Speaker 2: Look at me.

01:16:30
Speaker 1: She loves it when I nipples, when I like patter belly, I call that word nipples, I thought her.

01:16:37
Speaker 2: Moving on, bro passionate irration, submarines.

01:16:42
Speaker 1: Submarines, Yeah, is this a sex term? Like, I'm like nipple submarines. I mean, I guess I'm for the idea of not drowning in the.

01:16:55
Speaker 2: Ocean of being in one. Would you go in one.

01:16:59
Speaker 1: Like oh, passion, irration to go into a movie?

01:17:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, ration, Yeah, Yeah, I'll go.

01:17:05
Speaker 1: Into one at like Disney where I get into the note.

01:17:08
Speaker 2: That goes down, that goes down is going to kill us, the Nemo submarine that goes down.

01:17:18
Speaker 1: Literally, Yeah, I ain't into that fucking I mean, I've been in one or two. You you didn't Nana Pop bring you to one? And I feel like I went in one with you as a kid too.

01:17:29
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

01:17:30
Speaker 1: One hundred percent, bro, because I remember being like, sucks having a kid. You gotta do some stupid ass s.

01:17:40
Speaker 3: Cool.

01:17:41
Speaker 1: Well, you're like the porthole and I'm like, what it's gonna be about me again?

01:17:52
Speaker 2: And did you ask why I've been in therapy since I was twelve and there? Yeah, sure you have it. My father is a glory child.

01:18:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hardly wanted to do so, but I won't go to buffet. Why can't we do both? Why can't we go my first? If we got them, a man would care about being on sub much. I'm hurry the water, like, oh my god, oh my god, her older brother. That's her older father.

01:18:29
Speaker 2: That's my dad.

01:18:32
Speaker 1: Thoughts about being on a sub sucks, thoughts about.

01:18:36
Speaker 2: Summaries, and.

01:18:40
Speaker 1: I'm I'm passionate about if. Look if I'm a point nemo passion, so submarine passion.

01:18:47
Speaker 2: No way you want in a real submarine.

01:18:50
Speaker 1: I don't. You don't think I've ever been on a summary?

01:18:52
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you have.

01:18:54
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm fifty four. I assure you I've been on a submarine, maybe not like you US nuclear tactical submarine.

01:19:02
Speaker 2: Are you sure you're not mistaking for the Disneyland one.

01:19:05
Speaker 1: I've been on that, but I've also been on one when you were a kid. I was in one where fucking I guess why or whatever. We were in Hawaii together exactly twice, I believe, no one time one time, and I believe we were in a fucking sub because I have pictures, and I also have the memory of being like, what if what if the breaks? I mean this was years before the Titans Perciful incident and ship a curve. And as much as I was like what if this breaks.

01:19:39
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so fu Yeah it's it's US. Submarines are It's scary, no shit.

01:19:44
Speaker 1: But I mean that one wasn't because it was literally like you know, fucking I to out the top ever left the surface quite like the Disney one, and there was like a boat like on the water bottom and ship.

01:19:55
Speaker 2: Oh you're just talking about like being on the surface.

01:20:00
Speaker 1: But you go down. It's a sub that goes on here, but it doesn't completely.

01:20:04
Speaker 2: Doesn't descend all the way down. James Cameron, there was one that I would go on with Nan and Pa that went like over one hundred feet down really, And that's what I just thought you were saying you've been on and I was like, there is no fucking away that you would do that.

01:20:23
Speaker 1: But you'd be surprised. I was dragged into some shit I would never do or choose to.

01:20:28
Speaker 2: Do, because you're a stupid kid.

01:20:30
Speaker 1: I would have dumb ass kids who wants to see and learn about.

01:20:34
Speaker 2: Life, my dumb ass kids.

01:20:39
Speaker 1: Honestly, thank god you came along. You were a welcome distraction from myself. It's like, oh, I have to care about something else.

01:20:46
Speaker 2: Now imagine you without a kid, Oh.

01:20:50
Speaker 1: Help us all I mean, I might have been king of the world, nothing to hold me back, nothing to show me my own humanity. I'd be a soulis fucking vessel.

01:20:58
Speaker 2: Of you think you think is scary, childless, Count Smith is scarier.

01:21:11
Speaker 1: What is the exact It's something like in the depths of Riley.

01:21:16
Speaker 2: I didn't even know he was asleep.

01:21:17
Speaker 1: Lies sleeping quote. Yeah, he's he's asleep, and when he wakes up, we're all fucked.

01:21:25
Speaker 2: I know it was like that.

01:21:29
Speaker 1: Here are some quotes referred to the most merciful thing in the world, the oldest and strongest emotion in the house there it is, dude, in the house of Really, yet I don't know how to pronounce it. Really a mm hmm, really a dead cthulhu waits dreaming.

01:21:49
Speaker 2: That's pretty fire m hmm, dead waits dreaming fire quote Right.

01:21:58
Speaker 1: Most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all of its contents. I have looked upon all the universe has to hold of horror, and even the skies of spring and flowers of summer must ever, afterward be poisoned to.

01:22:15
Speaker 2: Me, God damn.

01:22:20
Speaker 1: A brief primer on HP Lovecraft's most enduring creation in the House of How do you pronounced that? We'll look it up. Riley Dead Cthulhu Waite dreaming. It is more or less impossible to avoid the adjective love Craftian when reading Horror, which to come across some vague mention of Cthulhu. I mean, Cthulhu is his version of Leviathon. Leviathon is the sea beast from the Bible and whatnot, like a fucking I think in the Old Desmond Genesis that you know, when God creates the fucking heavens, the earth's and all the beasts and shit, he creates the Leviathon, their two male and female, that he slaughters the female and salts it for the righteous to eat, you know, in a meal. Because I know, because that's not fair. Come because I had the two Leviathan made it, it would unmake the world?

01:23:16
Speaker 2: Was the lady one gotta go?

01:23:21
Speaker 1: I I didn't ask any rabbis because this comes from the Old Testament. This comes from a Testament sold it's it's Genesis, the first book of the Bible. But I'm not quite sure. Well, I'll hazard a guess. Maybe the world's been a little patriarchal up.

01:23:40
Speaker 2: Now there's this thing called misogyny.

01:23:48
Speaker 1: I gotta remember that quote in the house. How do you pronounce Riley pronunciation pronunciation lulu. Oh right, what here we go? Yeah, I know many people say that we wanted apparently I have done this once before.

01:24:16
Speaker 7: Yeah, we are looking at how to pronounce this name. We're gonna be looking at how to say more confusing names that too many people do seem to struggle with and miss pronouns as well.

01:24:35
Speaker 1: So make sure the stadium.

01:24:37
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I know many people say it as as well.

01:24:44
Speaker 1: Or yeah really yeah yeah really yeah, how do you pronounce it yourself? Let us know in the comments.

01:24:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really like leading up to that moment.

01:24:58
Speaker 1: I mean, you could have gotten that don five seconds, but it was like today we will talk about a word that has never been talked about before. Many people kind of pronounce, but I will pronunce it here, and you will leave the word the word is, but first a word from our sponsors. It cleans your eyes. The word is. Now I've even forgot how to say it, really yeah, really yeah.

01:25:22
Speaker 3: We're gonna come through this again really.

01:25:27
Speaker 1: Really yeah yeah really yeah really yeah really.

01:25:36
Speaker 2: Yeah really yeah that sounds.

01:25:39
Speaker 1: So let's go back to that and really yeah really yeah, I remember how to say it really yeah, really yeah yeah really really yeah, really, yeah, really in the house at really yeh dead Cuthulhu Waite streaming kind of sucking dope. There's lyrics for the next song in the House of really. Honestly, it's to get up now, man.

01:26:04
Speaker 2: I can't think of single thing that could hard.

01:26:07
Speaker 1: Time to start, man, just to go to school.

01:26:11
Speaker 2: It's to start, Oh my god, and.

01:26:16
Speaker 1: Turn it into a fucking kid that's gotta figure it out at high school. I love I'm a high schooler, but I'm also Clulu And yeah right, let's make that cartoon and maybe makes money.

01:26:35
Speaker 2: That sounds that sounds like a winner to me. I would watch it.

01:26:39
Speaker 1: Cuteulu. All right, Wait, we didn't finish our lessons? Okay, passion or ration? Was it me? I said, nipple work and then you said, then you.

01:26:56
Speaker 2: Said, then I pivoted with submarines.

01:26:59
Speaker 1: Weird poll. All right, here's mine, young Hollywood passionate ration. Well, Hollywood is really we're dark, we're dead dead dreaming about this business. Use me a lot of money, a lot of work, well not so much. Really, it's really it sucks up in this business for young Hollywood passion.

01:27:35
Speaker 2: God, it's it's it's tough to say, you know, young Hollywood is a mixed bag. There's some there's some cool people in there, and then there's some people waiting on the outskirts like myself, and then there's uh, and then there's some like people that fucking suck. So I don't know, just like any other group of people. So it's a mixed bag. I would have to say.

01:28:05
Speaker 1: That it's a binary question. So passion, Yeah, streaming, what's the first part? Something? And where? And really that's the yes in the house a really the house even more metal? What the house?

01:28:33
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

01:28:34
Speaker 1: What is that way? Streaming? The house of Really? You gotta read some love craft.

01:28:41
Speaker 2: I'd probably.

01:28:44
Speaker 1: I will rush us. Yeah, yeah, I say I have a passion for old Hollywood. Me what's what do you got? What's next?

01:29:00
Speaker 2: Mmmmm, let me see you, let me see, let me see. My list seems to end there. It seems to have gotten distracted while writing my list. M care bears Ration look at.

01:29:22
Speaker 1: Her on my phone rah rah in the eighties when I first experienced them. Ration years later, why that's not my king, not my king, I.

01:29:36
Speaker 2: Wouldn't say it's my kink either.

01:29:38
Speaker 1: It's on your phone, bro, They're so cute.

01:29:42
Speaker 2: You got little symbol, but.

01:29:44
Speaker 1: It's a binary equation and I can't passion them. I feel no passion for them.

01:29:48
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, in.

01:29:50
Speaker 1: The house of reallyah, in the house of really yeah, dead care bears, lie dreaming, what the okay? And uh? What do I got for a final passion or ration?

01:30:06
Speaker 2: Oh?

01:30:06
Speaker 1: No, I don't know why I wrote Katy Perry. Yeah she was in the news here. No. We like Katy Perry for talking on the telephone. Passionate ration, of.

01:30:30
Speaker 2: Course, interchangeable. I love talking on the phone.

01:30:34
Speaker 1: You do, yeah, passionate passion ration? Why just staying into it?

01:30:40
Speaker 2: I like it better than texting.

01:30:43
Speaker 1: We differ whoa in the house of really we differ dead lies, dreaming? Yeah, fucking I'm uh. I'm my generation. When we were kids, all we did is talking text like this. Do you feel I do that?

01:31:02
Speaker 2: Yes?

01:31:02
Speaker 1: You do?

01:31:04
Speaker 2: Yes, you text with one.

01:31:05
Speaker 1: Thinger Sometimes you don't alone.

01:31:12
Speaker 2: You're like, what are you trying to chase the ball?

01:31:16
Speaker 1: That's how you text hello?

01:31:20
Speaker 2: Because I said your name. Your text can be scary sometimes because you like text actually properly was correct, like punctuation, And I'm like, oh fuck, is he mad? And then I'm like, oh, No, he's just he's just proper. He's just proper.

01:31:36
Speaker 1: I have started leaving the period off for that reason so people feel.

01:31:40
Speaker 2: More, oh my god, when you texted the period, I'm like, what the fuck did I do?

01:31:46
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, how how weird?

01:31:49
Speaker 2: You're like, it's so scary.

01:31:51
Speaker 1: Using proper grammar and structure, he must be angry about something scary. I'm a writer. It's a medium that I was prepared for when I entered.

01:32:01
Speaker 2: I like talking on the phone because you can hear. You can hear how somebody's tone. There's no misreading the tone in the text.

01:32:10
Speaker 1: I grew up talking on the phone. We would spend hours bro and there'd be one phone line in the house, so you would tie up the phone line and your parents would be like, get off the phone. You'd be like all right, all right, and you'd be on for another like twenty minutes. Then Mamally'd come in really angry, like I'm hanging up.

01:32:28
Speaker 2: And you're like, all right, I go go by interaction that is featured in the four thirty movie in theaters now right, you can see it.

01:32:36
Speaker 1: It's a very good point. Excellent point. Yes, lots of nice notices for your Boyfriend and the movie and joy for you. Yes, but Austin did a great job people really seeing it and being like, hey.

01:32:48
Speaker 2: You both did a great job.

01:32:49
Speaker 1: But you're right that movie opens with a long ass conversation and that that was us back in the day and nowadays fifty four like, I couldn't imagine being on the phone that long.

01:33:00
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, I'm always trying to talk on the phone where I'm driving, and Austin's always like, Okay, i'll see you soon.

01:33:06
Speaker 1: I can do that. But even then, I'm like, yeah, I like it. I mean, it's good to hear. Fucking I thought your generation was all about, like I'm putting you on read.

01:33:18
Speaker 2: When I try to call you go straight to voicemail.

01:33:20
Speaker 1: So what I just do that DN D, But I can take I think I've taken you off my D and D list, So you.

01:33:28
Speaker 2: My fucking every single time I try to call you, it's like ring and it goes to your voicemail, and I'm like, I.

01:33:34
Speaker 1: Don't live by the phone, man, like I learned. Once I learned how to do D and D, I was like, oh my god, what a game changer is Now I could work without like ping pink, pink, pink, pink, pink, pink pink, ping, rickchet rabbit. You don't even know that cartoon? Do you anna? Barbara cartoon back in the day, Ping ping, ping, ricochet rabbit.

01:33:51
Speaker 2: Ah, that sounds cute.

01:33:54
Speaker 1: It all sounds cute. Did you finish yours? Do you have your last passion ration?

01:33:58
Speaker 3: Yeah?

01:33:59
Speaker 1: We did it. Yeah, we completed kids. We finished the thing. It only took us oh an hour and a half, but we got there. There's a lot of content for a free show man. You like what you hear? Tell people subscribe? Kid? The other day was like, do we have to tell the two subscribe? Do you think this works? Check? I didn't know. I was like, yeah, you get out in your socials. You beg people to subscribe, leave nice reviews. Yes, that's all she cares about. You think we are at four point nine and we just I just don't want to be at work.

01:34:42
Speaker 2: Someone reew bro.

01:34:45
Speaker 1: I'm shocked down. All mean man fucking people. Some people like here two people having a good ass time. That sucks. Find out they're related. They hate that even more.

01:34:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true.

01:34:57
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Not do it? Because sometimes people are like here, your control, get out of your system. You're done. True, we'll be here having a good time. Passion, Passion for having a good time, ration for your comments.

01:35:13
Speaker 2: True.

01:35:15
Speaker 1: There it is kids for beardless dickless me.

01:35:17
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

01:35:19
Speaker 1: I have a beardless dickless day. This has been a podcast production some podcast podcast using our mouths on you since two thousand and seven.