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Welcome to another gripping episode of DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ALBATROSS, the space where golf, humor, and life's peculiar moments intersect.
This week's conversation tees off with Alba’s intriguing uncertainty over past comments, quickly hooking into a hearty debate about golf equipment, where drivers take the center stage. The trio swings into action, discussing mind-blowing golf ball speeds and distances that veer into record-breaking territory.
Episode Highlights :
00:00 Introduction to Komodo Dragon
3:40: Jersey Jerry now named Joey Doughnuts
4:20: Professional simulator pros vs PGA TOUR PROS on Matts
5:20: Spaghetti Challenge Origin
9:10: Golf Plaque Installation at club
9:37:- Spaghetti Challenge Update
07:49: Customized ball markers for every episode.
18:20: Rumors about Nick and Andy's behavior spreading
18:58: “Shit Rocking” Great Band Name/ Ball marker / Tee Shirt
21:10: for new 4 man Tournament DITYAMA.FM is doing
21:20: Marker Locker Pitch
23:00: show sayings recap: “F*ck Gorse”, Bunkers happen, See ya on the next tee, press, who the Fuck is Harry Cooper, Adderall and Salads, Calvin Peet Accurate Pimp
24:48: Who the F**k is Harry Cooper
25:59: Floridas Symbol: “Crackhead walking an alligator, inside a Dollar General, next to a meth lab
26:00: Komodo Dragon in the C-store (SPIRIT ANIMAL ALERT)
30:38: Giant lizard surprises shoppers, climbs store shelf.
39:09: Stump The Panda
51:01: Worse Scandal
55:00: Top High School Mascots
57:00: Price to drink ball water
58:08: Our chartable causes
59:00: “According to Creen”
1:02: Flamethrowers and golf ball cannons
1:04: “No Trespassing, Violators will be met with a flamethrower”
Creators & Guests
Host
Host
Guest
Andrew Evelyn The Komodo Dragon
A komodo dragon walked into a shed, drank some wine and here's what happened
What is Did I Tell You About My Albatross?
Host "Albi" made a 1/600 million, walk-off albatross (2 on a par 5) to win a 2 day golf tournament in Tampa, FL. So he started a podcast to tell the world about it and to find/share stories like his.
Welcome to ‘Did I Tell You About My Albatross’, the golf podcast that delves into the most incredible, improbable, and downright mind-blowing moments in golf.
Every episode feels like teeing it up with your favorite foursome, filled with laughter, storytelling, and the camaraderie that makes golf so unique.
The inception of this podcast is rooted in one of golf’s rarest feats: a walk-off albatross. In the 2020 Member-Member tournament at Carrollwood Country Club in Tampa, Florida, Albi (Host) defied 1 in 600 million odds, making a 2 on the final par 5, last hole/ last shot securing a miraculous win. This monumental shot wasn’t just a game-changer on the course; it transformed Albi’s life.
Join Albi and his Co-hosts: Sheppard (pro athlete whisperer/performance coach guru), and Panda (PGA Teaching Professional) as they uncover the best "did i tell you about...." moments in and around golf.
Discover the magic, the mayhem, and the moments that make golf the incredible game it is.
If I recreate the albatross from 247 out on pine
one and I film the whole thing one continuous shot,
will you try to eat half a golf ball? But try to eat half a
golf ball. Put whatever sauce you want on it. Do we
have ambulance? That's what I was going to say. Yeah. If we didn't have somebody
on site. Yeah, we can have multiple people on site. We'll have so much money
in sponsors by then. Shout out to Daphne. Shout out Chris Paul, CP, and
Scott Van Pelt. If we have somebody on site with the jaws of life, then,
yeah. Did I tell you about my albatross?
Ayo, here we go. Come on.
Welcome to another episode of did I tell you about my albatross? I'm your
host, Albie. This is the goth podcast for honest degenerates. It's like
teeing up with your favorite forsome every week and diving into the best stories
in and around golf. You guys ready to tee off? Let's go.
We added chillin on the right. We got another episode of did I tell you
about my albatross? And, boy, do we have a good one for you tonight. I'm
your host, Albie. I got my man panda with me. Say what's up,
Panda? Hello. And we've got a guest in the
shed. This is crazy. Good friend of ours, good friend of the show, good
friend of the family, and welcome to Albie's nest.
Drew, Evelyn. Thank you very much. Thanks for coming in. Dude, it's
been golf club. We've been thinking about getting
you on here for quite some time, and I'm glad it finally happened. Hopefully the
first of many. So Drew and I go way back. So I think,
Drew, I probably met you in 2016, right? I know when we first moved to
Tampa, I think I joined Carolwood at, like, 2016. I believe
it was a long time ago. So has happened a lot. Drew and I
have shared quite a bit, even. In fact, you were with me for my first
and only hole in one. This is what precluded the
albatross that I'm happy to tell you about. Drew, I
think you already know about it, and so does our audience. But you were there
for it, right? You saw it. I'm not going to say it's got an asterisk
on it. What is your take
on that? So just so a reminder for everyone, I got a hole in one
on a legit. Like, we're playing from the blues dips. It was windy that
day, like, 158 out. It was legit, but it
was during COVID and there was the foam
shit in the hole. Right. But it wasn't like in my opinion.
I felt like that actually. I feel like that deserves more credit because it
could have easily bounced out. Is that your take or
know that is my take. But
the cart girl is what I remember. I think
Emily came right around the corner like right when you
made that ace and you did the
right thing. You bought us all drinks. I feel like hugging you right now, dude.
I mean it didn't take 10 seconds. Sort of come around the corner. No.
So we got a crazy episode because we're going to try to pack a lot
in here and we're going to try to go pretty quick. We got a spaghetti
challenge update. Everyone remembers when Panda made the comment
about man, Scotty shuffler. Do you know where this originated from?
The spaghetti stuff? Yeah, a little bit about
how like. Well it came from like the
TGL. Is that the tiger? Yeah. Tiger Golf
league or not tomorrow Golf league. Stupid name by the way. Terrible name
where I said that you put. Let me get your opinion on
that. You put a guy that is on
mats all day because there is a professional golf league of guys
that hit simulator balls all day long. They play that all
know this big thing in social this week. Joey donuts or whatever the fuck his
better. All right. We're going to call him Joey donuts. I like that better too.
You're right. Panda. Which by the way, I'm like I could definitely play
Jersey Jerry's game because it's about damn time that I
get a hole on myself. Now does that count? Does a simulator hole in one
count? No, I don't think it does a little bit. I don't think it does.
I think it counts as a simulator hole in one. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, you can say that. He also had, I mean he hit
the same ball like 9000 times 2500 or something. I don't know.
Yeah. Like over 4000 times. Dude. It became a challenge. Everyone started
so it went Viral. It was the hottest. I don't know. I read
it like Tom Brady was writing. It's insane
to me. My albatross to win a tournament should be even
more famous. But that's okay. But my point filmed. My
point to Panda is that a guy
hitting into a simulator in a professional league doing it all day
would fucking destroy the guys on the PGA Tour hitting into a
simulator. That's mine. They're hitting off mats now. Typically they're hitting off
mats. I know that. Tomorrow Goffley, they were talking about hitting off real turf
at least I thought before the whole dome collapsed and it caught on fire. Whatever.
Do you hit a seven iron as far in the TGL league
as you do at PJ Superstore? I tell you who knows it, because. It'S always
200 yards. I'll tell you who knows it is the people that do it for
a living in the simulators. I'll tell you who don't really have a good idea.
That would be the professional guys who are on tour hitting it out of real
grass. And that was my argument, is that those guys absolutely have an
advantage over the pro guys. Now, Panda said Scotty Sheffler could
hit a ball out of a plate of spaghetti or a pile of spaghetti. And
I love that idea. So we started doing this. We basically went up
to. And if you're on YouTube, check this out. Because I've been approaching random
people. Panda and I had an episode where we went up to two kids
from Jesuit, and they started. We're like, hey, do you want to hit a
driver? They were on pine one, my favorite hole. Don't make it over the
water. Can you make it over the water off a pile of spaghetti? And they
were great sports, and they did it. And one dude fucking
crushed it. The other dude did. Okay. It was hard.
It's hard to hit off a plate, a pile of spaghetti. It's probably less
dense. You got to look into the density of, like, a normal carawood
divot versus spaghetti. You got to figure out, is that closer to
sand? We found out some good metrics of the
spaghetti. It comes out knuckly. It depends on what
we had the launch monitor. So it comes out like 900 spins. What does a
ball mark look like on an eight iron after hitting on
spaghetti? We actually have that exact low. We can show you.
Comes in skippy. It's just a little bit messy for
me. No sauce. No sauce.
We did it without sauce. We did the challenge with sauce. We had no one
that participated. I'm assuming it's because of the sauce. So my thought was to maybe
take the sauce away. Give away anyone that
tags us in the videos, a vessel, golf bag,
and we'll put the names in a hat, and we'll figure
out who won. We want to get spaghetti banned on the golf course. We want
to get spaghetti banned on the golf course. I want golf courses across the country
or world to be like, hey, this spaghetti challenge, like, no one can do this
anymore. Stop doing it. Signs that say, we have birds everywhere. No
spaghetti, no walking, no letting your dog shit on the fairway. No hitting
off. No spaghetti. Yes. Just imagine if you,
in this game, let's call it or challenge, you
require sauce to be just off the tea box.
We can do that. So then there's no. We're making our own
challenge. Yeah. So there's no spaghetti or
sauce on our tea box. Yeah, I mean, I like that. I kind of
like the different pastas. Like, I literally cooked
well, I mean, I cooked all kinds of different kinds of pasta.
We had a little bit of everything, didn't we, panda. We had Mac and cheese.
We had angel hair. We had penne. We had. Do you think you could
tee up a driver off penne? Well,
we haven't done penne yet. That's in our
coming. It's definitely coming. That's also phase two. Yeah. We got multiple phases
of this bad boy. And then the other thing that I'll show you. So I
went last night with my son, Grayson. Shout out to
grey gray. He was there with me. And we are
also doing another challenge where I'm going to go every single day and I'm going
to try to hit my albatross. I'm going to try to recreate my albatross. And
I've got two attempts at it so far. The first day was, it was a
hurricane and it was 60 yards short. The second day, I
got greenside. It goes crazy. I'm like, this is totally possible. I'm going to fucking
make another one of these, and I'm going to have it on camera. Now. I
got to be honest, you can't really see where that ball is
going in that video. It's because it's dark. Yeah, but, man, it looked like a
giant snap hook to me, the way. I was
facing what was on the left side of the green. It wasn't a snap hook.
It was actually a. I was like, oh,
update. Fringe. Nice. Yeah. You like that? How
I did a little jump cut. They call that. That was. That was. That's a
real deal now. Have you thought about putting a plaque into the ground
there? Yes. Okay. Do we need a plaque? Do we need
to, like, I grew up catholic. Do we just need to go around
the clubhouse with a basket and just be like, this is for
albies? No, I think we just put it in. I think we get our own
plaque. We don't need donations. I'll do it right now. We just
drive there in the middle of the night. I'll help install that.
We got to have a video on that. So one of the other segments that
going to be doing, I love the plaque idea. I did buy a laser engraver.
I can totally laser engrave everything, because what I wanted to do is, for every
episode, you're going to get a ball marker, a customized ball marker. When you leave
here, we're going to take a funny moment from the show. Hopefully we'll have a
couple. We're off to a rocky start,
and then I'm going to have a funny moment, and then I'm going to have
a ball marker. I'm going to film me making it and then I'm going to
send it to whoever was on. So that's one of the segments we're going to
be doing. Back to the spaghetti challenge, though. So Gregory and
I were at Carolwood last night and I recreated the albatross
and Greenside. You said it. Snapping. Whatever. Gregory and I
found these two kids that were nice dudes, and I just went
up to them and said, hey, do you mind hitting off the spaghetti? And
this is what it looked like. Can you guys see
that? This is
the whole process. You know how long it takes to
cook a lot of pasta? It's not easy, dude.
Make sauce. Got to put that. Yeah, that's going to get everywhere. And it
did put that in there. Yeah. Drain. That
looks good, dude. Would you guys be opening? These are the guys. These are the
kids. What's up? If you can get it on the green, off a plate of
spaghetti, I'll give you. Are those Michael's friends with the Tennessee? All right, you want
to give it a whirl? All right, let's do it. Several different pastas you can
choose. They get it pine nine, angel hair. We've also
got. If they get it on the green from pine nine, these
guy, you choose the pasta, they get 20. We even got red sauce if you.
Want to get crazy. From. No, from
like after. Oh, 119. Put it on top. This is what
hole again? Oh, this is PI nine. Yeah, it's an island.
Now this dude chose Mac and cheese. I love it. This will be
fun. Is this the first time you've ever hit me off Mac and
cheese? Yeah. Okay. First time you hit off Mac and cheese. I was surprised by
that stance. Yeah, look, good swing. Yeah, that's
on the green. First time ever.
$20. Nice. Mac and cheese.
Nice to meet you. I don't know if I got $20. I thought for sure
this was going to be an easy, like content that was going to be free.
Now, his buddy. Stay tuned to what happened to his budy or catch us on
socials because that'll be coming out. But anyway, the update is the challenge
is going rabbit like. Dude, people are freaking out over it. The PJ show is
coming next week. We've got another tease that we're going to throw out there. So,
Cabot, let's go ahead and talk panda and drew about Cabot
citrus Farm. So anyone in the Tampa Bay area knows that there was a really
cool course at one point called I. This is one of my favorite courses
in two courses. Yeah. I mean, their practice facility was
amazing. When they had money or when they
kept it up. It was probably my favorite track in Florida. Hosted the
WGCs, too. They did. They had Phil Nicholson versus
who the fuck was it? I forget. Shells. Wonderful.
Oh, that's right. That was shells. You're right. Sorry. It was Phil. It was Phil
and someone. But anyway, the track is amazing. It reminds me a lot of North
Carolina. And anyway, Cabot came in, scooped it
up, pennies on the dollar, and they flipped it around. They're like, right at
the tail end of all the renovations. So we are so
excited because we have somehow finagled our way into
getting media passes. And we're going to get a preview play, and we
are going to be some of the first people to play Cabot citrus farms.
We're going to be filming it. And then I've got some surprise collaborations
coming up. These are some of the best, most well known dudes
in the golf social, whatever you call them. What do
you call those people? Content creators. Golf content,
YouTube creators. I don't know. What do you call you? Yeah, what
do we call us? Yeah. Other than degenerates. So anyway, we're excited about
that. I think that's going to be fun. That's coming out. We're going to be
playing stump the panda here in a minute. And then I think
let's just go ahead and jump into the one
arm variation. So we've done this challenge before. Andrew, did you
see that? The one arm challenge? Golden arm, I think we call it.
Did you actually see who won? Did Billy win? So
he was hitting with one. Yeah. Yeah, I know. He lost. No, Billy got
shit. I don't think he got shit. Rocked. And you were throwing it. Yes.
And everyone doubted me. Damn. Yeah.
It just sounds. I don't know. I don't know how you did it. I have
a fucking howitzer to my shoulder, dude. He
has. It's kind of scary. Like, if he needed to kill you, he could throw
a golf ball at you and it would shatter your spine. It's crazy. Like Kenny
Powers. Jeez. Did you play baseball growing up?
Yeah. And he threw the javelin. I threw the javelin. Oh,
shit. Okay, there you go. We have a variation to that. Why don't you share
what it is. Panda. And I think what I've decided on this one. I'm
making an executive decision. I think we split these into two. It's just too much.
It's too much going on. I mean, I love that bracket. Yes. You have the
winners. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. A four person
bracket. Dude, you're already contributing. Like, that's so much more than
Billy's probably ever done on this show. Shepard, that's amazing. Gonna have to edit
that out. No, I'm leaving that one in now. I'm just kidding. I will. I'll
edit that out. That was a little rude. We love you, Billy. And that's not
true, by the way. But he didn't show up tonight, so
that I was a little. You know what? The wound is still open.
Yeah. Well, I told you what he did. Right?
Did I tell you what he did? I think I may have. The other night,
so we were hanging out. I'm not going to put words in. Your mouth, but
he told me that my albatross wasn't real. He said that there's a
rumor. Kill him. Did you stab him? There's a rumor going around, and the only
reason he did it is because Grady and I were beating him on the golf
course. I should have put two and two together. This is like, a long time
ago. This one. This was like a month. And
so. Wow. I didn't know it was in dispute. It's not.
It's not, dude. Well, I thought we need to kill this rumor.
Well, we had two, dude. No, he just plays mind games with him because he
gets a reaction. This is why he does it. He does it because he gets
a. Reaction out of you. But, dude, I've put a little bit in this.
I had a podcast based on my. But then I
started playing. Fuck. It started, dude drew a mess with me so much so quickly
because then I started being like, oh, they probably didn't want to. Like, wow. Really
ran with this. Like, he started a podcast on know. He's in
too deep. Yeah, he's in too deep. And now we didn't want to tell him.
So the way Billy did it was like, hey, man, I don't even know how
to say this, but Nick. So Nick was one of the guys that saw go
in. Him and Andy were waiting for us, or sea turtle were waiting for us
at the green. And so Nick was like, yeah, the other day Nick was, hey,
man. Like, there's this nasty rumor around. Said that Andy and I put it in
the hole before they got.
So. It's hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. It's a great joke,
but I started actually messing me. Dude, I consider
you to be an honorable man. Well, yes.
And I don't think most real golfers
would do that in a tournament. That is blast.
No, I would never. He was
saying, I wouldn't have known. They would have done it without me knowing. That's the
thing. They would have done it without me knowing. And the biggest problem I have
with this was the fact that. Oh, my God, dude, I just told
a gazillion people that I got an albatross to win a golf tournament. And
it's so fucked up. You have a mouse pad. Yes.
Did I tell you about my albatross logo? Dude,
I got four signs behind you. Look at this table. This table has it out.
Look, let me try and get out of the way here for the YouTube peeps.
Like, that's a golf ball with the albatross in the middle of it. I'm all
about got. You even had the Kerowood golf staff
write you an email. No, they wrote, that's to all the
members. Yeah, that's the one that they send out. Now, the drew,
the thing is, I had to make that trophy myself. Right? And then they didn't
even give me a trophy. Do you think they should make you a trophy, dog?
Yeah, dude, for winning a golf tournament. On you get. For winning the
golf tournament. You do, but not back then because they only gave it to the
gross winners and it's actually a net only. I thought you were saying that
they didn't send anything out. No, they did. They sent that. But
look at, the biggest thing that they missed is the fact that it wasn't on
my last shot to win the tournament to tie for the win. Oh, you know
what it was? They never said anything about your hole in one. They never said
anything about my hole in one. Then they started sending out emails.
So they did not make the same mistake
again. But they left out the most important part of that. But that's
okay. I mean, that's fine. They didn't mention that it was an. Albatross on the
last shot to win the last tournament. Yeah, that's kind of a
small detail. I mean, the ods are one in 600 million with the data
scientist we hired, but I'm over. It's not really that big of a deal. Yeah.
You've set your emotions aside, clearly. Anyway,
back to this one arm, one club challenge that you had an
excellent addition to. So what did you say again? I think we
should up bracket it. Yeah, I agree. One versus one.
Probably the toddler clubs versus one arm would be.
So let's talk through the bracket. Let's talk through this a little bit. So obviously,
those who don't know, go to our YouTube. I'm sure it'll be up by the
time this thing gets out. But we have a one arm. We basically took a
guy throwing the ball, panda, and we played nine
holes from the red tees. Another guy had, which was
shepherd had a one club, one arm, any club in his
bag for any shot. And we wanted to see who won. And it
came down. He thinks it was, what do you call it? A shit
rocking. A shit rocking which great band name, by the
way? I think it was not because I was
there. It came down the last hole. I mean, it came down to two holes.
It was like he won on eight. Yeah. That's not a shit
rocking. No. Great question for the polls. Whatnot. It's not. It just gets
him fired up. That's why I do that. All right. It's also to invoke an
emotion. Yeah. You guys just love playing with people's emotions. We
do. But the point was there that that was a great kind.
Like, we loved it. We're going to do two on two versus. But we had
a variation to that. So one arm, one club.
So you could choose any one club in your bag. You have to play
the whole round or however many holes we decide with just one club. Right.
Versus one arm guy with all the clubs in his bag.
That's bracket one, bracket two. You take over
panda, you hit every. Ball off of
pasta. Love it. Versus. You have really
tiny junior kids clubs. Yes.
Which usually. That's an interesting one because sometimes they only come like
five clubs. No, we just bought a set. You probably know from Jack.
You get 14. No, we just bought one for Adley because she's starting
her. No, it's less than that, dude. It's a seven iron,
a pitching wedge, a driver. Yeah. A Hybrid and a driver. I'm
like, toddler clubs would be hard, but honestly, I
think one club versus
spaghetti would be a better match. Spaghetti gets really
tough putting. How do we do the seating on this one? How do we seed
this fucker? Do we put one arm versus.
How do we seed it? Is it like normal tease? It's
like 6000 yard golf course one arm
guy. You should have a little bit of a disadvantage there. You got to pull
the audience on this one. All right, let's put down the poll.
How do we seed this challenge? And then what's the giveaway to
whoever wins? We need a sponsor so bad, otherwise it's
just coming, just paying itself
or whoever beats us. You got to spend money to make money.
Oh, we'll get you a sponsor. Yeah, we'll get a sponsor.
Speaking of sponsors, we can't give any sponsor shout outs unless they actually
give us money. They can give us money, but. Hand
me that marker locker. Shout out to our marker locker,
boys. These guys just dropped this bad boy. Love it,
man. Love the packaging. I told you I was going to do an unopening on
camera. Look at this. I have waited this entire time
to open it up. I think it's sexy,
man. And what's cool about it is inside, real easy to
open. You got all these magnets. You can put all your fancy ball markers there.
Do you know about the ball marker world? Oh, yeah. I'm into it now.
And every time I go to a new golf course, I get a ball
marker. So I've got some really cool ones, and my brother got me one from
Olympic out in San Francisco for Christmas.
Wow. But the thing is, I got a ball locker, I
guess, for my side table next to my bed. Just throw a
bunch of stuff there. And, dude, it's overloaded.
Nice. I mean, they're expensive. That's what got me into late.
Over the holiday break, I got into late turn engraving, and I really, like I
said I wanted to do this segment with the markers, but that's what got me
into it are these guys. I didn't even know about it. Dude, there's
this one guy called luxury ball marks, markers or something like that.
Shout out to him because he reached out to the show. This guy does
faces on Rolexes, and you're like, oh, that's a pretty good copy of
that face on a Rolex. No, that's actually the real thing. That's inside
the Rolex. And they start at like $4,000 for a ballmark. Wait
a second. He takes the face of Rolexes and makes them
into ballmark? I'm probably butchering it. Like, I want to make sure.
Obviously, it's a unique product, but, yeah. I think the big thing is
that people pay $4,000 for a ballmark. People
pay, not typically that, but, I mean, they do run from. I thought it was
like 15, $20 for all ball markers. And then I didn't realize that there's this
whole world that there's like. Yeah. These really unique ones, these really
high end custom ones that you can get for thousands. What's the most that
you've ever paid for a ball marker?
I was telling these guys when we had them on, I think for me,
I'm like you. I go to a nice course, I'm always going to get a
ball marker. And then that's how I remember. It's like a tangible memory for me.
I've paid probably $30 for those, so I'd say 30. What about you
guys. Man? I've probably paid,
like, $100. Oh, have you really? Yeah.
Wow. Yeah. There's a company on
Instagram that I follow. Pins and aces.
No, but their logo is like a
ghost. That's a good company, because, I mean, the marker locker guys had those, and
they had everything from, like, an old game Boy, like, an old Game Boy cartridge
that was like. Was that where you had trash fire? So then they told me
dumpster fire. Yeah. And I started getting into them. And so we have all these
sayings from the show, like, fuck. Know
what's another good one that you had? I mean, obviously, bunkers happen. Is one of
my favorites. Sam Snead plays chicks for money. See, on the next. Tea
came out. Adderall on salads. Eat that, bug. Adderall on salad
press. That's one of my favorites. Pound. Pound. What's that?
Does that say dick ball? It says bite ball.
Yeah. And so anyway, I think it'd be funny and hilarious to actually put all
this. Who the fuck is Harry Cooper, by the way? Do you know? Yep. Harry
Cooper? Yeah. Is that a golf person? Yeah, it is.
Yeah. Panda knew him. Is this person
alive? No, not anymore. But he was handsome. We lost Harry. Yeah,
he's gone. Looks like Calvin Pete's gone. But you know what? I
think that's a t shirt. Like, who the fuck is, like, what? He won the
most tournaments. What is it? Panda. You know Harry Cooper?
Yes. Has won the most PGA Tour events of any human
being. Who hasn't won a major. Harry
Cooper. All right. Can I guess a number? Sure. Are we
going into stuff the panda. Were you ready for something? Panda here. Let's go with
35. Very close. 31. Okay. How do you. But they
were in, like, the. Was with you when you learned this, and I don't know
how you. It's not even the fact that you know, it's the retention. The retention
on your brain is on jeopardy, bro. It's so fewer wise.
He wants to go on jeopardy so bad. But unless it's golf related, I don't
know how your normal knowledge is. Can you tell me
what's your algebra? How's your botany
going? Ask me some fucking botany questions.
Would they have state trees sidetracked? Do they have state trees or state plants? Do
we know? Or state flowers? How does it work? Yeah,
I think there's a tree. Okay. All right. What Florida
State tree? The pumpkin. Probably a palmetto.
It's not a Douglas Moss. Okay. It's not a Douglas fur. All
right. We are hopping, walking an alligator
inside. Of a dollar general next to a meth lab.
At least it's not like one of those Komodo dragons are in like
711 in Thailand. Are they? They have Komodo. You've never seen
that video? They don't have Komodo dragons? No. Have you seen this video,
panda? I haven't seen a Komodo dragon. It was like one
of those, like, Charlie bit my finger type of videos that went
around a few years back. Fucking Komodo dragon in a convenience
store. It was like 8ft long, climbing the
walls. Monitor
lizard. It frightened shoppers at a store in Thailand when it
wandered in. And then it started climbing that shelf. Once it got up there, the
lizard stretched out. Lizard took a rest. There are some
folks who think that the lizard came in to get a break from the heat
and humidity outside. What's even more striking are the number of
people that are, like, laughing in the background shooting the video. Yeah. I would have
seen a lizard right out the front door. Okay, great. We usually do not
let people, because you brought that to the show. That is an amazing contribution.
Thank you. We love that. That's what we're all about.
Panda and Shepard, this last episode, they had some great points.
Drew. They said that I don't even really. Or monitor lizard.
They said that to me. It's not even golf.
I can really care less about golf. I care more about, are there more eyes
or legs in the world than I do about what's
on Jordan's Pete's mind? I don't know.
And by the way, are there more eyes or legs in the world?
I've had a minute to think about this because we talked about it the
other day and I don't
know, actually, can I ask a qualifying
question? Okay. Are the eyes, do they have
to be physically there or do they have to work?
Probably physically there, right? Oh, I think physically there qualifies if that's
the case. Man, I'm going to say there are more eyes. I think there's for
sure more eyes. Why? Because you think there's a lot of creatures out there that
don't use their eyes. I think there's a lot of people. Legs, like you
said. Yeah. And there's like a lot of people that have gotten their legs caught
in a wood chipper. Oh, this is, this is like lizards and
bugs, dude. All living things. Everyone goes there. It's so
funny. I got to describe this better. Panda. You really need to search whales.
Yes. They have no legs. Tentacles. Fins do not count as
legs. Come at me. I'm going to go with
eyes. Eyes in a lion slide. Yeah. Chachi Pete thinks
legs. No, because you got a whole ocean full of. Sometimes
it's, know, weird. Weird non legged
animals. Yeah. The other question we always ask everyone on the show is, can a
human being eat a golf ball and survive?
And you may have had some time to even digest this one. What's your take
on it? And I use the word digest on purpose. What do you
think, bud? That's for monitor lizard. Monitor lizard,
yes. Go for monitor lizard. All right. I'm making you a ball marker
tonight. Amazing. So, yeah,
somebody can definitely eat a. Thank you golf ball, for sure. Okay.
Because the human body is an incredible thing. I mean, if you train
yourself to swallow giant
spherical objects, like a walnut,
like those joey chestnut and everything.
Panda, tell them what you think they eat. Lettuce. They eat lettuce to expand
their stomach. Is that what they do? How do you know? You know a little
bit about this, it sounds like. Well, I know a lot about a little. Okay.
A little about a lot, I think is actually it. That's golf
ball for sure. Yeah, 100%. I bet the house on it.
Somebody out there? Yeah. Some weird
panda. If I make this albatross. If I make this
albatross. Not albatross. If I just make this shot, if I
recreate the albatross from 247 out on pine
one and I film the whole thing, one continuous shot,
will you try to eat half a golf ball? But try to eat half a
golf ball. Put whatever sauce you want on it. Do we
have ambulance if we didn't have
somebody on site? Yeah, we can have multiple people on site. We'll have so much
money in sponsors by then. Shout out to Daphne. Shout out Chris Paul, CP three,
and Scott Van Pelt. If we can have somebody on site with the jaws of
life, then, yeah. Oh, this is amazing. I found
on Reddit. So there's a link that I sent you guys on the golf
ball update. It's been done. It's been done. It's been
swallowed. So we actually. This is. I don't know if I'm excited
about this or if I was just so disappointed because I don't know how interesting
this will be anymore after this, but long story short, it's been
done and the person lived. Okay,
so Panda always says, if you can swallow a sword, you
can swallow. I agree 100%. That's what I was going to say.
Yeah. And fire to you. But
before you do this, do you pick a certain golf ball or
do you just go for. It's not a. Whatever. What do they call them? Panda?
Feathery. A feathery or a gutty. It's not a gutty. It would be a
title. My gutties like firm. But yeah, the whole point. Feathery is
firm. Where this came about or where this came about. That
was a weird way to say where this came from is. It
basically came from Panda saying. I said that, hey, one of the contests we're going
to do or one of the things that's going to be our dna is once
we get a certain number of subscribers, I'm absolutely going to fucking not
mention the albatross ever again, ever in my life. I will never mention it.
And Panda's thing was. What was your take on that? My thing was, no,
the fuck you aren't. So if you do you have to eat the ball.
Panda said that I'll be playing pine one one day with a bunch of gibronis
that will hook one way left, like I always do. Just
like top roll one onto the green and be like, that's the best shot that's
ever been hit here. And he just has to stand there with his dick in
his hands and stare at him and be like, yes, no chance.
It's a very good point. And I'm like, dude, I'm an honorable dude. I'm obviously
going to man of my word. I'm absolutely going to keep my word. If I
say a certain number of subscribers, I'm not going to say it again. And he
didn't believe me and he was like, there's got to be a penalty. Why don't
you eat that golf ball. If you don't t shirt. Yes. That
is eat that golf ball ball. Marker. T shirt. Buy it
on fm. Yes, exactly.
Okay, that's the update on the swallow the ball again. I don't know if I'm
happy. Sad. What's your take on it? Real quick, panda? You've been a part of
a lot of these. Are you happy or sad to hear the result of this?
Happy. I've always been team. Somebody could do it. I don't think the
average person, like, if we gave 100 people a golf ball. Someone's dying. Hey,
get this down. It's not 100% live rate,
but someone can do it. What's the percentage? Is it. I
don't know. It's got to be, like, over 100%, right? All right, our next challenge,
we're going to take 100 random people, big, small, tall. We're going to get 100
people, and we're going to take bets on the percentage of people that die. Are
we talking about death? Are we talking. Well, we're going to actually see who can
do it, but everybody's going to. Have to sign up. I think your
options waiver. I think your options are kind of death
or not death. Okay. All right. So there's got to be either you. Spit it
up or you try to get it down. That's what she said.
You get the shed. So you get the shed. No way. Fucking fuck. No,
dude. This is the only thing we have going for us. This is the magic
that happens in here. So speaking of magic, Drew, have you ever seen
my magic trick? And this would be a great time to have a video of
this. I need to do it, and I'm going to go ahead and spoil it
for anyone that tunes in. Hopefully there's not many people at our club tune into
this yet because I want to get some honest reactions. Have you seen my
tie? Your own the shoelaces tie themselves trick? Have you
panda the shoelaces tie themselves trick? I've never done that for you
guys. No magic?
It's better than who, Danny? Okay. I will say,
okay, I'll take it. We went to Montrealizard's son's birthday
party not too long ago, and he had a magician there. And I don't know
if I was more excited than the kids were. I was like, I was love
it. We had so much. But, no, I'm a big magic guy, and one of
the ways I introduced myself to a lot of guys at the club is I
do, like, a weird, stupid magic trick. And I would usually fail at it, but
one that is in my repertoire that came out the other day because it's not
very cold here very often, you have to wear pants for it is the tie
your own shoelaces trick. And if I knew how to edit and
stuff, hopefully I'll put the video up right now of me doing it and blowing
someone's mind. There you go. Bam. So people can see it. Okay. All right,
well, I'm going to go play some golf. Oh, wait, your shoes untied.
Oh, yeah. Have you guys seen these? These are the new shoes. These are the
new foot joys. Actually tie themselves. Have you seen. Yeah, if you just give a
little shake, shake a rip look. Actually ties itself. See?
Wow. All right,
let me ask you this. So in South Florida, what specifically was it West Palm
or where are you guys from again? Wellington. I feel like a
lot of pros have migrated there in the last
years. I don't remember
the number of pros that lived there. Used to live there when
I grew up. I think Jack Nicholas, you know, he
lived there. Tigers obviously lived there after he left.
You know, Rory, that was kind of awesome to see know
go down there. But there's been a lot of clubs, new clubs open
up and prestigious ones all the way up the, you
know, through sound and just. I think the latest one was
Justin Thomas's panther national. I think it is. Oh, it
like, is his signature course or. Yeah, I think that's where
he practices and plays out of. Shut up, JT. Come on here, baby.
We love you. You were.
Nah, we didn't want to see that episode. I was disappointed in them
that they chose and no harm on him. It's not a dig on him.
It's just the fact that based on. Performance, you can't play both sides of the
fence. I'm not. I'm actually just telling him that this year it just so happens,
and it sucks because it's sports and it's like you have to make a decision.
But it sucks that his bad play,
he just had a bad year, and it happened during the Ryder cup year. And
to me, I didn't think that was a great choice. Now he played okay. It
wasn't a great choice. Thank you, Drew. Yeah. Who did they leave?
Cam young. Oh, my gosh. Who's the guy
that won like three? Lucas Bradley. Bradley
Glover won like two tournaments in the last four
weeks of the season. Keegan Bradley was one that they actually
had come out and he played around with. Zach Johnson, played
really well and then they left him off. And if you look at what he
did. Yeah, well, the thing is, I thought. They were going to
get shit rocked by whoever they brought. I think we
got to change the shit rock, dude, I can't have you singing shit rocked. Why?
Because what does shit rocked mean? If I heard the term shit
rocked, does that mean that you're fucked up. Does it mean that you're
shit rocked? If you put it on a t shirt, it'll forever
be t shirt. They were going to.
That's your warehouse they brought over there. Monitor lizard and shit rocked. I am
not shit rocked. I don't even know about Monitor Lizard. I think it should be
like, komodo Dragon. I think that's cooler. Elo
monster. I think, like, monitor
Lizard is like the official. That's what that
one was. Oh, they did. Damn. They said a giant
monitor lizard. I fucked myself.
No, but I mean Komodo dragon and sign of. Komodo dragons are bigger.
They're worse. They're a lot worse. We need another poll.
No, this is a fake one. This is a fake fucking video. Look at this.
They took that same video. It's fucking scary. And then they put
this guy on. That's fucking bullshit, dude.
And he called it pretty fucking real to me. They called it a Komodo dragon.
That's fucked up. Anyway, we give me Komodo dragon. They look very similar. I think
so. Komodo dragons have sharper teeth, and I believe they have bacteria in their mouth.
More so than a monitor lizard? I think they're subjective to
one specific area. Yeah, it's called the Guapaglos island. Shout out
to jeopardy. Shout out to me. Beat panda. And let's get into
stump the panda. All right, let's just do it because you're
fading fast and I'm fine. You need
hemoglobin. Hemoglobin, sure. Or rainbow
flavon. Rainbow Flavon. What is that
favorite segment? Let's get into stump the panda. And one
of the things I was most excited about is for Drew
Evelyn to bring the questions for stump the
panda. I've not been able to do it. I mean, maybe I might get them
from time to time. I can't really find a good rhythm for even asking
the questions. And they always make fun of me on the stupid questions. I'll tell
them the answer before I even ask the question. Sometimes I'll get all mixed up,
but I have not been successful. Drew, please help me out. And you
lead off, stump the panda. Let's go, baby.
From a shed in Tampa let's stump the panda
from a shed in Tampa come stump the panda, panda, panda's got the
facts he's second to none Gov. Trivia. What? Panda man is always
fun Gov. History. Go away with a twist up let's try, try to stump
the panda man if you dare. From knowing Gopa's mom's names and many toes,
too. How Panda knows these answers? Man, I got no clue. Warm shots of
Jaeger if he gets it wrong. If you're the 21 at home, join
along. I didn't know how obscure to make these, but
I went with less obscure kind
of categories that would be maybe familiar to you, but still might
stump you. Okay, let's go. But I love it. All right, I'm excited. All right.
And there is some nuance to this, which I'll explain, but give your
best answer. Okay. All right. What
is the longest drive ever hit in
PGA Tour history? In the shot link era,
the longest drive ever hit. It's got to be
something super obscure, like it was either at
Kapalua or it hit a car. Wait, time out, time out. Let me just make
sure I understand the question and make sure people at home can play along. Panda,
first of all, what is the penalty if you get it wrong? Are you drinking?
I mean, I got to get like the exact yard and the name of the.
No, no. You can give the name. Great question. You got into the
rules. You can give the name, name and
year. Or just name
is in a PGA tournament. Or is this included? It's in a PGA tournament.
Okay. The longest drive ever, I think. Okay, yeah, I got that. So
it's going to be something either stupid far. It was
either at capital it hit a cart path. I'm going to
say Xander Shoffley hit
1461. All right. I like to participate in this question alone
and this question only. I'm usually the one asking the questions. Can I please
participate? Okay, sweet. I would
like to say it was actually this past week, and I believe it was.
Oh, my God. What is that dude's name? It's not Max
Homa. It is Max Homa. Let's
go. It's not Max Homa? No, that's just. I call him because I don't want
to. I say that like a negative. A double negative means a positive, right? So
I thought anything is thumped a panda today with
recent news. That's pretty crazy, dude. I think
I might get two ball markers. He's working for the man now, and he's
not used to it. He doesn't know what to do with himself. Maybe I can
select Komodo Dragon instead of monitor lizard.
I'm going to give it to you for your one for one. Let's go. Let's
keep going. Do you have any other. Let me give you some. If you can
get information on that. Albie, you
saw this then? So Max homer hit
477 yard tee shot. Round three
on the 7th hole at the centri at Kapalua.
He made a birdie. It was a
525 yard hole. Hit it to
4ft from 44 yards. Wait, and he missed the
putt. No, he made the putt. It's a par four. But he made
birdie. He made a birdie. Yeah, but he's still yanked 44
yards. Oh, from 44 yards. Yeah. So
he commented after, when I think the
PJ tour posted on social or whatever, he said, for it being
uphill into the wind. I was pretty proud of this one.
I said, this is nuanced because DJ
drove the ball at the twelveth
hole at Capalua. No, DJ
had a 489 yard at the match play,
okay? And match plays don't count
for driving yardage for longest drives
for PJ Tour stats, okay? Which is crazy
for shot length. But before Max homer
hit the ball 477 yards, the previous
record was Davis Love, the third at the century.
On hole 18, different hole than Homa. Homer hit it
on seven. And Davis loves stood
for 20 years. 476 yards on the
18th hole of the last round. I mean,
imagine pummeling the ball 400
fucking 76 yards on the 18th
hole. DL, three yak of round four, and. It'S like a
long downhill one if you turn it over, but DL, three
yaksen, absolutely ridiculous. On the last hole, you mean? Yeah,
on the last hole. It was almost like it was hole. Was it to win
the tournament? Was it like the last shot to win the tournament? I forget
who won this, but he finished, like, third or something like
that. Like a couple of shots off. But when he gets an albatross
to win a tournament, come at us, we're. Going to talk about that forever.
He has a major. Would you trade your albatross for a major?
You mean the idea that anything's possible? I'm good, thanks. You wouldn't
trade it for a major. If you could just win the Masters? Anything's possible,
dude. You could still. Anything is possible. Your way to a major,
especially if I won the Masters. Then I should probably just assume that
anything's possible. Yeah, exactly. Okay, I got two more
quick stump panda questions. Not
any nuance or anything like that, just straight up. All right,
so lock in panda. Lock it in. All right,
so people. There are two
people with the most hole in ones on the
PGA Tour,
and it's a pretty big number. And
these are two big names in history. They're not
recent. They're in the last, like,
30 years to 15 years ago. Okay,
but most Holland ones on tour. There are two people tied with this number.
I'll tell you the number. Okay. Oh, that's nice. Actually, you know what, that's probably
the easier guess. Number
of hole in ones on tour for these two people. Like just
for your lifetime or do. You want him to name the people on tour? Yeah,
lifetime on tour. I'll tell you the people. No.
Unless he wants to give a golf. Does he get extra credit?
Okay, give him extra credit for the. Player
who most had the most hole in ones on the
two humans who are tied. That's crazy.
I don't think it's tiger. Like, tiger is the obvious one. I don't think it's
tiger. All in once. No. Come on, let's go with the
90s. Ooh, he's helping you. Okay, don't help the
panda. He can help. I mean, that's a pretty help broad.
Like help to stump the panda. Like Tiger was in the 90s, too, I
guess. Okay, 90s. Like Faldo
and fucking Deval. Harry Cooper didn't play for long
enough. Kind of, yeah. Would
say. Okay. All right.
That's like friends era. I'm going to go. They have
singularly,
like, eight Poland ones on the PGA. Whoa, great.
Guess. You're very close. Okay. Then I'm going to
go seven. And it's like Bernhard longer and
Phil. It's actually nine. All right,
so be the right club
today. Okay. Hal Sutton. Okay. Hal Sutton. Wait,
that's what? That's a good one. Wow, that was a really good. How'd you even
know that? I never heard of that. You say a phrase and that's a great
game. You say a phrase and guess the player I love. There you go. That's
a good one. The 99 players.
Yeah, go on, though. Mr. Okay, so it's ten. Okay.
Ten hole in ones. Wow. Two different people have had.
And they're like. I think the crazy stat that I saw was like
50 something people had more than five or six on
pour. Ten, hole in one. So, Hal Sutton.
Okay. And didn't this guy get in, like, a fight
over in California or Hawaii or something? God, I hope so. Robert
Allenby. Yeah, Robert Allenby was in, like, a thing in Hawaii. He was
in a scuffle. He was in a scuffle. Yes, sir. Is there, like a
question for a deep dive question for the poll? We do spinoffs. Okay.
Yeah. Can you use your fancy
handwriting to. Write down deep dive dash, what happened
with Robert Allenby? What the fuck happened with Alanby? Because it's possible it was
like a coke deal gone bad, is it? What do you mean? Please,
please write this down, and please, when can we do this deep dive?
I want you to draw an arrow, and I want you to point all the
way at the top. This takes precedence on all of it.
We got to move, dude. Can I come over to talk about Robert
Allenby's? I'll tell you all that you could learn.
How about that? In any amount of time, you could probably learn
that. We don't really know what the fuck happened. He got beat up.
He tweeted out a bunch of pictures. Let's just do it now. Let's do
it. He, like, tweeted out a bunch of pictures that he had, like, a black
eye and stuff, and we don't really know what happened. I think he withdrew from
the tournament. It wasn't at the Cappaloo event. It
was at a Sony, I think. You mean,
we don't even know when. That was, like, 20 something. This is another
stump the panda question. Guess. Within two years of the year. That
happened. 17.
That happened in 2015, actually, and that is within two years.
That is a push. That's not a win or a loss. Great job. Okay. Wow.
2015, January. It was close. You almost got 14 there. But,
yeah, Alan B. Posted a selfie of his entries and this story. So it
looks like he missed a cut of the Sony Open. Damn. You even said
that. That's crazy. Went drinking with then Caddy Mick middle
Mamo. That's not his name. Something like that. And he believes his
drink was spiked at the bar. Happens, dude. That happens. He got.
Of course. I could see that.
Is that worse than, like, Lucas Glover's wife
beating him up? All right, look up Lucas Glover.
Between Robert Allenby, Donaho Cabrera.
You're hired. Lucas, you're, like, five
things. And Tiger woods, like, who had the worst domestic? You
just want to know all the scandals. That is a great fucking
game. Say it again. The. Yes. What you just said. All
right, so between, like, Anhel Cabrera and Robert Allenby and
Lucas Glover and Tiger woods, like, what's the worst scamble?
Which is the worst domestic?
Like, there's some pretty bad ones. Okay. That would be such a fun night.
What about Gary Player's son? Yeah, the Gary player's son one was.
What is that? See, I don't even know that one. So they did a great
job of covering it up because I don't know. It didn't do it. I have
a golf podcast, and I don't know anything about. I don't know anything about Gary
Player's son. You've got Gary Encyclopedia behind just hawking golf
balls at the Masters. He was what? He was hawking golf
balls during the Lee elder ceremony at the Masters.
What's wrong with that? Why is that worse?
Because he was, like, taking camera time
and holding his golf ball up to the camera and
he was being paid to do it and he
can no longer go back to. So
it's a really weird mean. That's not the worst one.
There's been a lot more dirty shit. Also, have a segment on what happened to
Holly Saunders. That is a good deep dive. All right, write it down. Write
it down. We're making progress here, people. This is amazing. Could you sleep at
Augusta national without getting caught overnight? Anywhere at Augusta national? Dude,
you can't sit down at Augusta national in the middle of the
day. So probably not. So it's a really interesting question
we ask everyone. We try to ask everyone on this channel, but
I think you can. I really do. Now, we've had people
chime. I've asked this question. There's been people that chimed in that, oh, no. I
used to work at Augusta. There's no chance. But I don't believe it's got to
be someplace. They have more insight than you. For sure.
I know I'm in your shed, but you thought it was
240 miles an. Hour swing speed going for the
throat.
There was something else. There was something else. That was it. Oh, the
swallow the ball. Yeah, you can definitely swallow a ball. You can.
Somebody can. I thought you were on team. You can swallow. Yeah, you can.
Oh, you can. Okay, so we were all like. We were all.
Try to hit me with that. Where are you going? I'm going to the pee
hole. All right. Yeah. Well, Drew, while
we wait on pan to come back from the pee hole, why don't you explain
a little bit more about your childhood? Because you guys were
budies with Brooks Kaepka, which is interesting.
What is your connection with them? I've always wondered that. Because
you're pretty close to them. You sent me pictures of you drinking out of his.
I don't know. So. My brother knows him really well.
My brother used to play golf professionally. Did you tell me one
tournament that they play in the PGA that you go with a
friend or someone else, and it's like a scramble? Not a scramble. What is
it? It's a two man deal. Do you know what I'm talking about? No. And
I thought your brother played with them. Oh, okay. All right. Well,
I'll tell you so Brooks is
a little younger than me, but we. All grew up in West Palm, right? My
mom was the president of the Palm Beach Junior Golf
association. Oh, no way. Did your mom play? I didn't know that.
My mom does. Yeah, she's got ten horn ones. No, she
does not. Really. Yeah. I just started reading.
Not to get off on a tangent, but Arnold Palmer's last
book about his life, and I didn't know about his dad
and how he learned how to play golf. Obviously a lot of people learn from
their dad, but he learned from his dad. His dad.
I just read this yesterday, so it's fresh on my mind. But
his dad was working downtown in a building and
didn't like working indoors. So he
found out there was a golf course being built down the street
and got a job actually building the golf course. And then that turned
into maintaining the golf course, which then in turn
turned into him being the pro at the golf course. Wait, this is Jack
Nicholas. This is Palmer. Oh, right. So his dad went from not
knowing anything about golf to being the head pro at this golf
course, and Arnold Palmer ended up being around know every day,
so that's pretty cool. I don't know why I told that story.
So you grew up with Brooks Kefka? Let's get back to that.
How did you grow? You just. Your brother was friends with them.
How do they know each other? Were they in the same classes and stuff or
they in the same area? Did you guys go to the same school as him?
So he went to a school called Wellington Christian.
And after my older brother and I graduated,
he transferred to Cardinal Newman High School,
where we went to school and catholic school in
West Palm. My younger brother was there and ended up playing on a
high school team with him. And their mascot is the
crusader. Okay. What does that look like? A guy with a spear,
probably of some. Pretty much a shield. You get a shield with the crusader I
love probably. Yeah, that's a great. Yeah, that's a
great. We should do some ball markers for high school mascots. All right, here's the
thing that we're going to do at dig Yamad. We're going to make this a
poll. Give us the top. What are the top five? High school has to
be high school mascots and what do we want to judge it with? We
should have some flavors here. Like the most ferocious. It has to have like a
ferocious flavor of like, what do you think they are?
What's your favorite high school mascot? Panda. My favorite high school
mascot? Yeah, the one that you cherish I. Was a
Lubbot Cooper pirate, so I cherish that, obviously. But
in Texas, there's the south lake Carol. They're like the dragons or
something. I like when people are dragons. Oh, it's a Komodo.
You're a dragon, dude. That's your have you guys. That's your spirit animal dog. So
I want to make sure. So we are against. Because we have certain prerequisites here
at Diggyama. One is we're against ball retrievers. We're also against
glove putters. We're against really, iron covers. Iron
covers we don't like either, but we catch a lot of shit.
There's some passionate people out there about iron covers. And I've gotten a couple
of arguments on social, and I'm like, wait, you know what? I don't want. No.
What about be passionate from the other side of the fence? What about the
ballsy? It's that thing that you
keep in your pocket, but it splits open. It's got, like, terry cloth on the
inside. What, that you could just put your ball in and just like, go like.
No, they do not clean your ball. That sounds like a great product that can
ball that guy. I don't know. He hasn't come forward to me.
You know what, though? It sounds like a great product, and they are welcome to
sponsor us if they want. Now, I will say
the ball cleaner on a golf course, is that a good golfer?
Like, who uses the ball cleaner? First of all, I didn't know we had one
still. I thought it was kind of an older thing. Yeah, that was another one
that you were really adamant that you were right
and you were was. First of all. No, I just didn't remember
any. And that was Billy. And I was with. Actually, Brandon. I was playing with
him, and he was the one that said, man, I really don't remember any on
the golf course. And I'm like, that was you, me and Brandon. Yeah. And I
said, maybe I did. Yeah, maybe I did. Carter and Carter.
Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, well, I've got a unique, maybe,
perspective on this. They're putting ball cleaners on the golf
carts these days. I think it's okay to do it
on the golf cart. That's fine. But if you seek
out an actual ball cleaner that's, like, staked into
the ground, I might draw the line there.
Would you want to have a challenge of drink the ball cleaner water? That was
one of our questions. I love that question. How much would it take? Like, how
much money would it take for you to drink the ball cleaner. Now. I love
this question so much. This is right? No,
I don't think. I mean, there's got to be a number, dude. And I'm talking
one that's been there. Like, let's just take an average municipal. Not like, we should
put a microscope, bacterial microscope,
in the water. Somebody who has maintenance at, like,
golf courses. You really just put water in it? You don't ever put, like.
Why does it smell so bad? Why does that smell so bad? Is that because
we're getting microscopic makeup? Nah, dude.
There is fucking feces, all right? There is something in there you could probably
create. Sure, you could create just adding a couple of chromosomes or whatever
you do, you could probably create a pretty nasty creature with the shit that's in
there. But somebody's got to test. I don't think you do that. Somebody's got to
test the water in the igloo, like, water coolers
out on the golf course, and see which golf
course actually has safe drinking water. All right, let's do it. We're going
to do that as a mission. Our charity work here is just getting started at
Diama. We really want our first initial sponsor, but one of the charity projects that
we're going to be working on is really checking the water igloo
coolers@mostyamacares.com.
Yeah. Where we care about clean drinking water out on the course, because we're going
to be drinking other stuff, and you need water. We're taking donations at.
What's the handle? Dityama FM. Go to the far right.
You'll see it. Real estate professor gets whole in one record.
Wow. Mike Creen. This is a publication from 2005,
and I'm doing this in honor of you, Mike Cree, because I really wanted to
have you on the podcast, unfortunately. Shut up, Mike. Shout out to you, Mike,
because I hope to God someone does a story on Brando Redding. And there's enough
out there. It's actually Brandon Redding, just for you to, Mike.
And I hope there's enough podcasts and enough content out there where they're like, you
know what? No one really gave him any credit, but Brandon Redding got an albatross
to win a golf tournament. It was crazy. But back to Mike cream.
Even during Mike Cream's time, I try to take over
this guy. He basically has this world record golf shot. Been
playing golf for over 49 years. He made the longest hole in one in american
history on July 4. Wow, what a day. July 4,
2002. Although the 517
yard par five hole is listed in the US golf
register. Cree still has a hard time believing he really did it
because no one actually saw the ball go in.
Dude, I got Mike beat. Dude, I hate Mike. I know you're gone. You can't
really fight me on this, but listen, I got you beat. Dude. I have two
people that witnessed it go in, so no one saw yours go. Anyway, according
to Cree. According to Cream. This is the next paragraph. This guy got this much,
but you. Type his name, whole story. According to.
All right, that's a t shirt and a ball marker, according to
Cree, with your fancy handwriting. Can you please write down according to
please? Like, that is a great sitcom. Anyway, according to
Cream, there was a straight line of sight from the tee to the
hole. So it's unlikely that anyone could have picked up the ball and dropped it
in without cream or his three partners seeing him. Oh, the
ball might have hit a stoneyard marker located at ground
level and then bounced into the hole. Or it might have gone straight in.
We just went through the longest drives in history.
Tiger is the longest drive which
was erased from the historical record books,
498 yards. So
according to Crane is a great. Not only did he hit it
516 yards, and it wasn't at
Kapalua. Yeah, Denver. But
it went fucking in the hole. Well, suppose
accordingly. Crane, well, he's got three of his buddies. They couldn't see it. Straight line
of sight. But the near impossible feat happened on the 9th hole of Green Valley
Ranch near Denver airport. I was going to do a whole thing on this.
Like, go out there, find the gockor, see if it's still around. Interview. Mike Creen
interviewed the three buddies that were with him, unfortunately. And he was actually a
professor at University of Denver. Unfortunately, he
passed away. He did real estate. I thought that was interesting. What did he profess?
Real estate. Real estate stuff.
According to Creen, was he pre
podcast era? Well, would he have had a podcast. Called
Daddy tell you about my condor? Yeah.
I would put that episode, that show, it sounds better than ours,
but I do think the albatross is a better bird. That's a great question for
the poll. Is the albatross better than a condor?
Here's what you need. Have you ever played a scramble? Like a
charity scramble or something? And you get up to a par five and
they're like, for $20, you get to shoot your ball out of the
cannon? Yes, that fucking thing. What I want to know is,
how fast does the ball come out of the cannon? Would you
rather get compared to Kyle Berkshire's ball. It might
just also come out with like zero spin. It does. It has zero spin on
a. Okay, but there are a lot of drivers out there that. Should we
interview? Should I. Three and a half degrees that are zero spin, too. Dude, I
could easily put our virtual assistant on trying to find me the
guy that owns one or maybe operates one of those for those and could. Do
like three shots at a super slow mo. Get the miles. I want to know
how it works. I want to know the scientist guy that put this thing together
who figured this out. Give us the stats on it. I want Lou Stagner, shout
out Lou Stagner on Twitter to the stack guy to come
and talk about that. No, we'll probably want to have him on. We'll have the
guy admitted it. That probably make a lot more sense. And I think it's definitely
a knuckle ball. There's no way that ball has spin that comes out. Have you
guys ever done it? Yeah, done it a couple of times. I've done it, too.
And it goes like, dude, it would kill us maybe over
500 yards, but. Would it kill you if it hit you? You're saying, would
Kyle Berkshire's ball go far in that? I'm
saying, what's the ball speed? What is
the ball speed? I think that's what he said. The cannon versus
the ball speed of Kyle Berkshire's ball. So the
spin might be different. So Kyle
Berkshire's ball might go less. It probably will.
But is the ball speed in the same vicinity?
Is the Canon 300 or is it. 280
or is it, depending on ball flight and blank cartridge,
the x four, which we're going to purchase, and shout out to x four, tell
me how. Much one of these things cost. And we're buying it. It's actually free
when you're sponsored by X Products, who, by the way, when I say
X products, I really mean great products. These guys never fail at
anything they make. They are fantastic. Including flamethrowers. Look at
this. Flamethrowers they make. We offer the largest variety of
flamethrowers. No, for commercial and. Holy shit.
Commercial, flamethrower and consumer use. If there was ever
a company for our podcast, it
is these guys. I'm just going to lobby
for my full time flamethrower. Holy
w two status here. Did I tell you about my
albatross? Because I've come with the ideas. Dude, you are El
Fuego. No trespassing violators will be met with a
flamethrower. We are absolutely buying this sign. I'm
actually going to engrave this sign for next time we come in here. No trespassing.
We are going to be selling this ball marker for this episode. It's kind of
up in the air. Now that I see this, I want to be more known
as more of a dragon. Like a flamethrower. Flamethrower. Yeah. No
trespassing or you'll be met with. So that's sick.
On that note, thank you for joining us
tonight, Drew, Evelyn, we've enjoyed your time here, and we look
forward to having you back here soon, man.
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