The Viktor Wilt Show

This episode opens like a normal conversation and then immediately drives headfirst into a flaming guardrail as Viktor spirals into a full-blown, blood-pressure-spiking meltdown about Canada after his daughter gets absolutely YEETED into another dimension by a reckless driver in British Columbia, only for the Canadian system to basically shrug, tip its Mountie hat, and vanish into the fog like NPCs with no dialogue options—no report, no accountability, just vibes and emotional damage. From there, the show mutates into a fever dream of rage, sarcasm, and chaotic phone calls where listeners ask questions that range from “can I feed squirrels almonds from my car?” to “can I pass four cars going 50 over because I’m old and running out of time on Earth?” Meanwhile, Viktor is simultaneously planning an invasion of Canada, declaring himself future president of it, insulting light beer drinkers with the intensity of a man possessed, and trying (failing) to maintain FCC compliance as callers drift dangerously close to getting the entire broadcast nuked off the air. Sprinkle in terrifyingly real AI scam warnings, a rant about roundabouts that sound like gladiator arenas, bizarre jailhouse hypotheticals, and a running theme of “please for the love of everything don’t drive like an absolute maniac,” and what you get is less of a podcast episode and more of a psychological rollercoaster duct-taped to a police scanner—equal parts public service announcement, existential crisis, and unfiltered chaos engine hurtling toward the weekend at 90 mph with no brakes and a cooler with wheels rattling in the trunk. 

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Speaker 1: What's up officer, how's it going?

Speaker 2: Pretty good, I'm just wondering if you could be able to get that board working. I'm kind of tired today.

Speaker 1: No, I was up very late last night. This is the first.

Speaker 1: Well, you know, trying to prepare to go out of town for like a day, it takes a lot of effort for you, for me.

Speaker 2: A tacit, a normal person would do. When my wife and I are traveling, 10 minutes, I can throw some stuff in a bag. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 1: Well, we had to go shopping and have you ever been shopping with a woman? Geez, these ladies in there shopping. Now, it was definitely as much my fault that we got stuck at the store as long as we did. So because I'm like, well, I need to get myself a new cooler. I want one with wheels. Why don't I have one with wheels? And they got coolers all over the place in this particular department store.

Won't get any kind of plug. But all I wanted was a nice big, long cooler with wheels. Too much to ask, apparently. So I got a decent sized cooler with wheels. I'm like, I guess I'll have to.

Speaker 2: And they wonder why everybody's using Amazon. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1: Maybe you should have better inventory. Or maybe I should shop when not everybody is getting ready to go camping.

Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it might be sold out. Yeah, maybe I should buy a cooler during the winter months. Wait a minute, prepare an advance. Yeah, it could be a good idea. And then not decide, oh, maybe I need this other item too. That would be cool. Let me try to find an employee to unlock the one random glass case that for some reason is filled with the $15 items.

Speaker 1: Oh, man, I had a week, Lieutenant Crane. It was a long week and I had some aggravations that involved insurance and the police and the government. All in one. That's called the whole package. Oh, yeah. You know, I am furious with the government of Canada. That's right. It's a first.

Speaker 2: No, I've heard I've heard you and your people say it's so much better up there.

Speaker 1: Well, in some ways, but it's only better. I think if you actually live

Speaker 2: there and you're sick, like if you're an American, just don't go to Canada down with Canada.

Speaker 1: No, my daughter, you know, she lives in Bellingham. Sure. Close to the Canadian border in northern Washington and her boyfriend lives in British Columbia. So she's always going back and forth to your kids are going to be a mix. What is this? Betraying our country. She did say she wants to move there. Oh, well, maybe you should so you can take advantage of the benefits and I get screwed over because you're an American.

And when you get real sick, come home. So she's, you know, just up in British Columbia. She's driving along and all of a sudden somebody pulls out from a side road and just T bones or smashes into her car. Her car spins around, goes flying backwards, smashes into a pole. A couple of cars behind her, they had dash cam video. So you can watch it clearly see the other drivers absolutely at fault. Her vehicles totaled.

Speaker 2: Right. You call the record from Idaho to go get it.

Speaker 1: I called income. I was like, I know you guys offer good deals. So let me call you up and see if you can drive up there and pick it up. No, I don't think that incomes in cahoots with the police in Canada.

Just Bannock County. Anyway. So, you know, she calls me, she's just balling, just balling. And I'm like, we'll call the police. You know, here's a checklist of things to do. And I figure other drivers at fault.

You've got full coverage. It was her first vehicle she ever bought for herself as an adult. Pretty nice car.

She really liked it. Bought it maybe two months ago. It's gone.

It's totaled out, completely ruined. So she's like, all right, I'll call you back after I deal with the police. You know, the tow truck drivers here, blah, blah, blah.

Like, oh, this is going to be no big deal. No, not in British Columbia. No. So the cops show up. Look around. They just look at it and they leave.

And they leave. They didn't talk to either driver. And I'm like, well, you're going to need a police report for, you know, your insurance company, I'm sure, call the police station and be like, hey, the officer never talked to me. I didn't get a copy of the police report or anything. And they're like, well, we don't do reports for those type of accidents. Like a vehicle was totaled out. An ambulance showed up.

You don't do what is it taking Canada to get a police report? Jeez. So that's number one. Oh, that we're only on number one. Only on number one. We got plenty of plenty more to go. Here, I hate Canada. Countries are dumb.

Speaker 2: You're going to be put in the outside of the circle.

Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess I'm not going to be crossing that border anytime soon. I'm never going to Canada unless I fly in.

Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, I certainly wouldn't drive in with American plates. So ambulance shows up and it's like, well, do you want us to, you know, check you out and, you know, take you to the hospital? And I'm like, yeah, you should. And you got to pay up front if you're an American there. And then hope that you get reimbursed.

Speaker 2: And if you're unconscious, just make sure they got access to your wallet.

Speaker 1: I'm like, what happens if she like was really messed up in this accident? You know, if she had to go, what do you do? Well, wake up, wake up and give us money. Wake up, you're bleeding all over the place. Come on, give us the cash. So I'm like, OK, are you hurting?

Do you need to go? And she's like, I think I'm OK for now. I was like, all right, well, because I was trying to figure out how to get it covered by insurance and you just got to hope that this you can't even go through your own insurance.

The other driver's insurance. And just wait. Just wait. So I called up my health insurance company and they're like, yeah, you have to go through this other website, an international blah, blah, blah to make your claim.

Speaker 2: This isn't an emergency. You got time to do some research.

Speaker 1: And then hopefully, you know, Canada will reimburse. I'm like, all right, it's, you know, an hour or so back home. I'm like, can can you get back home? So she she went back, got a ride from her boyfriend back to the states and went to the hospital. Look, she was fine. When it comes to the vehicle and the vehicle insurance, this is where I got really mad.

Speaker 2: Oh, we're just getting started.

Speaker 1: We're just getting started. So apparently in British Columbia and Alberta, they have a no fault law. So if you're in an accident with a driver with BC plates or Alberta plates and you have plates from anywhere else, even if you live in another province in Canada, each driver is responsible for dealing with their own insurance. Driver and their insurance, who's responsible for the accident, face, you know, no responsibility or liability for the accident. So we got to go through her insurance here. You know, deal with any kind of deductible and all that medical stuff. Who knows if that I would assume they're not going to pay anything out on that either.

And hopefully we'll get reimbursed for, like, you know, the deductible and the medical bills, but it's a hopefully it's a hopefully. Situations no way to hold the other driver liable or their insurance company at all. That's Canadian law.

Speaker 2: Canada is a dump. So ladies and gentlemen, listen, those of you that believe we live in a horrible country, please move to Canada.

Speaker 1: Yeah, well, exactly. Like if you lived there, you know, they would have been great. She would have had everything taken care of. Oh, sure. They hate America. They're anti-American, those Canadians. You know, I don't agree with the president on a lot of things, but I say, let's take them over. All right. Let's make them the 51st state. All right. I'm going to call the only time he's ever said anything good.

Speaker 2: I'm going to call Mr. Trump at the time you have done a miracle. You have committed a marriage.

Speaker 1: They somehow got me to agree with them on one thing, which is down with Canada. Forget Greenland, forget Cuba, and wherever else we're looking at taking over Canada. You would be the latest on for that project. Oh, yeah. I'll lead the charge. I'll lead the charge. I will get myself a nice American flag and I will walk out in front with the troops as we storm Canada.

Speaker 2: Well, in one hand and a beer in the other.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Well, actually, I've been booze free for a couple of weeks. What are you doing that for? Because I'm old. And it's probably a good idea.

Speaker 2: Are you going to quit everything in life?

Speaker 1: I'm going to quit. I'm going to quit life at this point to cost me any more money. Or time on the phone. Oh, yeah. You know, just wanted a nice relaxing Tuesday evening.

Why are you throwing that on me last minute? Oh, I almost called you because, you know, I certainly called the advocates injury attorneys guess who can help out with Canada and British Columbia. Pretty much anyone. Canada sucks.

Speaker 2: But if you're here, ladies and gentlemen, please give them a call.

Speaker 1: Oh, we are doing traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. You can give us a call at two o'clock.

Speaker 2: This was just a counseling session.

Speaker 1: Yeah. And I've already been to about this earlier in the week, because you would probably imagine that comes to this program. But I had to tell you about it as a police officer. Yeah, you guys at least make reports, you know, and check up on people who've been in accidents.

Don't just fart around and, you know, put on your they got wacky hats, too. I don't know if they showed up on horses or what. Not sure.

Mounties get out of here. Yeah. Two, eight, five, 35, one, oh, one, five is the number to call for traffic school, everybody, powered by the advocates. You can call. Well, they can't if you're going to keep.

You want to shut me up. You call us with some questions for this program. Hey, thank you. We're like, yeah, please stop. Jeez, guy. Hey, Bear, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Who's this? This is Alex. Alex, what up, dude?

Speaker 4: Not much. I just had a question for you guys. Is it illegal to throw out like a banana peel, for example, or like an orange peel from your car?

Speaker 2: And the reason you ask that is because it's biodegradable, right? Yes. Yeah, still illegal. You're trying to feed the birds. Yeah, still illegal anytime you throw any kind of substance out of your vehicle that don't go in a trash can.

Speaker 1: So all right. The other day I had like some almonds that had spilled in my truck and I just threw them out the window.

Speaker 2: Why does it go right back to you?

Speaker 1: Well, I was wondering, is that the littering of the squirrels would love it? Technically, it's littering, but actually it was Becca who did that. Never mind. I'll get her. Go get Ravonda. Yeah, playing Ravonda.

Speaker 2: But yeah, by rule of law, yeah, it's illegal. All righty. Well, thank you for letting me know.

Speaker 1: All right. Thank you. Thanks, man. Peace. Thanks for calling. Yes, thank you for calling. K-Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. Who's this?

Speaker 4: Hey, bud, you want to go to Canada?

Speaker 1: No, I don't want to go to Canada. I want to take over. I will be the king of Canada. What do they have? They have some kind of what's the name of their, what's the term for their leader

Speaker 2: of their when you take it over, you're going to be the president.

Speaker 1: That's right. We'll make it an American word and the president of Canada. Y'all can get more change and some laws.

Speaker 2: Are you going to get them to they got to be there?

Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I guess that's a good point. You're going to be their leader. Like I said, we're taking them over to 51st state. So was that your only question?

Speaker 4: No, yeah. Well, or do you want to go to the blue moon?

Speaker 1: Well, the blue moons closed down now, I do believe we were looking at it online. Blue moon in lava.

Speaker 4: It's Rubble. It's Rubble. The only place where I've ever heard the phrase in real life, you ain't from around here, are you?

Speaker 2: Why is it you're so welcome?

Speaker 1: And generally, if I walk into a bar, everybody's very happy to see except in lava hot springs. Punch up backwards, Hicks hanging out at the bars in lava. Oh, that's where my dad used to hang out. Now he was a Hick too.

Speaker 2: You walked in with all the tow truck drivers drinking a beer.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess income is pretty close to lava. I ain't going to either place. I am not like to there apparently.

Speaker 2: There's the little boy that runs his big mouth.

Speaker 1: I will say I like lava better, better than income. It cost me way less.

Speaker 4: Oh, man. No, my brother was in Battle Mountain, Nevada. Well, thank you, Carl. Funny story, along the lines of blue moon. So he's wearing his ocean OP shorts is like late 80s, you know, he's got his Hawaiian shirt with his OP shorts and big old cabway walks up to me says, well, we got around here. It's clears and steers.

Speaker 1: Now, okay, Carl, you got to be careful what you say on the show. Okay.

Speaker 4: I know I don't want to out on you. No, no, I don't want to spread hate against anybody, but so my

Speaker 1: brother said, you know, you can like just edit yourself like I do.

Speaker 3: You say, say that he said something not nice.

Speaker 4: No, it was yeah. So he's like, oh, now I got to fight this six foot four cowboy. Yeah, this is not what I had planned tonight. They ended up playing a game of pool and became best friends after that, you know, but it's like, you know, small, small little community, you know, you get that. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Well, if you're going to live in a tourist town, obviously there's going to be people there that aren't from around here for one, but two, Pocahontelo is 30 minutes from there.

Speaker 3: Yes, that is around here. As far as I'm concerned around these bars.

Speaker 4: I think, I think we need to plan this trip to Canada. We'll get a bunch of Derby cars. We'll get a bunch of Derby cars for like 200 bucks and we'll just go up there. We'll convoy up there and just wreck every car you see. It's just mass crash Derby, man.

Speaker 1: Hey, you're not going to have to pay for the other driver's stuff.

Speaker 3: They're covered. You can drive as recklessly as you want in Canada. You don't need the advocates if you're a Canadian citizen or if you're an American and you just want to apparently smash into other vehicles, you know, just take a beater up there, some car you don't care about. But I'm leaving it. Peace.

Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad your daughter was all right though. That's amazing.

Speaker 1: Yeah, she's okay, which was great. I'm the whole situation was just so frustrating. And when you do four, four hours on the phone and get nowhere, that's always fun.

Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. So I tell you what though, you haven't lived until you've been in a T want a taxi going through a roundabout. They don't use turn signals.

Speaker 1: I've, oh, I've been in a T want a roundabout in a vehicle. Yeah, it was a taxi. As a matter of fact, dude, those have you ever been to T want?

Oh, yes. Those roundabouts there, East, people want to complain about roundabout around here. Well, I would love to see someone around here staring at T want a roundabout because they're huge and there is no rhyme or reason to how people are going through it.

Speaker 5: No rules. You just go and hope you make it. And there's like multiple lanes, no lines on the road. It's just a big circle. It's crazy. Try crossing the road at one of those. That's fun. On foot. I did. And intoxicated.

Speaker 2: Now listen, that was before he quit.

Speaker 1: Well, but I was there with that, you know, a former, a former partner who, you know, I think if I'd been boozing it up all day while I was killing time, probably wouldn't have been very happy with me.

Plus, you hear all the bad things about T want. So I was, you know, keeping my head on a swivel, you know, which I probably didn't need to do because there were armed military guards just everywhere all over town, you know, with machine guns. I'm like, probably okay.

Speaker 3: Oh, man, here's an idea. Why don't we take the T want a roundabout some move them up to Canada?

Speaker 1: I think we should put, they said they were doing some kind of construction. It hit and Lincoln, the roundabout by Costco. Hopefully yeah, they're making it into an even bigger one. Just like the one from T want.

Speaker 4: So a quick question. So you're on a two lane highway out in the middle of nowhere and you got this camper doing 30 miles an hour and there's three people behind them. But it won't pass the guy. Can I pass four cars in a row and the speed limit is at 15 over the speed limit?

Speaker 2: That's correct. If they're going under the speed limit on a two lane like that, you can go out and excel up to 50 miles an hour over. So yes, you can do that. The thing is, you just really want to make sure the vision obstruction is not there and that you've got a good clear path to get around all of them back in.

Speaker 4: And oncoming traffic all that. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I mean, like I said, I'm old, I'm tired, I ain't got much time left on this first. Oh, geez. Stop the dude, man. Get out of my way. Right on. Look at it to hear from me, Carl. That was fun.

Speaker 1: Hey, man, I hope you have an awesome weekend. All right, you guys have a good one, man. We'll see you. Right on. Peace. Collar, you're live on traffic school. Who's this?

Speaker 6: So I can't throw out almonds for the birds. And then, you know, and the squirrels, but I can still throw out beer cans, right? Absolutely.

Speaker 2: Well, that gives us a problem cause we love that.

Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yeah, they've probably love it when they see a beer candle flying out the window.

Speaker 6: Hey, sounds good to me.

Speaker 1: Making their job easier now that just about a month from now, they don't have those license plate stickers to rely on for reasons to pull us over.

Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. So, you know, the beer cans are fine, but the almonds are not okay.

Speaker 1: And you'll get a littering ticket on top of the DUI. But it was all Duel's, officer. Now, all Duel's is fine, right? Not to toss out the car. Oh, but to, you know, drive around and be like, Woo, I'm partying. I'm drinking it. Oh, that beer is so nasty. Non-alcoholic beer. I don't know how people do it.

Speaker 6: I don't have like hot dogs in my car and some like bushlight and we can all party, dude.

Speaker 2: Is it all throwing up hot dogs after a good night?

Speaker 1: I can't imagine a worse vomit than hot dogs and bushlight. Bushlight is a horrible, terrible beer. If you drink that, you suck. Sorry. Sorry. Anybody who drinks bushlight, it's just, come on, drink a real beer. Give me a break. But don't drink and drive.

Speaker 6: Drink a real beer like your IPA. That's right.

Speaker 1: If you're going to drink a beer, be a man.

Speaker 2: Drink a real beer. You're talking to a female.

Speaker 1: Light beers for girls. Get out of here.

Speaker 6: Well, I'll make sure that I'll throw my cans out the window and not, not for the squirrels and the birds.

Speaker 1: Okay. Good job, Ravonda. We appreciate that. Yeah, bye. See ya. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the Advocates' Injury Attorneys. Call us up or I'm going to start yelling. I'm going to start ranting more. Um, let's see here. I want to remind people we're again in the 100 deadliest days of driving here in, here in Idaho.

Speaker 2: And we're sure getting hit. Boy, we need to be more cautious. We've lost lives that don't need to be lost. And one other thing that I was going to mention when we first come on the air, but you kind of went on a rant is the railroad tracks at Yellowstone and Sunnyside were having complications and had traffic, all kinds of backed up. Yeah. So they're working on that. If it's not taken care of, try to avoid that at any cost. And then the other big thing is scams.

Speaker 1: A lot of scams going around. I've seen, well, we got a caller, but we can definitely get into scams. Like the AI scams are getting real crazy. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We'll get into that in just a minute.

In the meantime, let's go ahead and go to the phones here. Oh, how dare you. I don't like that. I don't like it. Okay. We're talking scams. Yeah. So just be real cautious.

Speaker 2: Slow down. You don't need to get in a hurry on that. And if it is a law enforcement agency, they're not going to demand money over the phone. Really? Period. Really?

Speaker 1: Yeah. From some random number and be like, can you drop off some Visa gift card? It's to us in a dark alley. Yeah. I talked about it on air the other day.

I guess, you know, people are using, oh, we'll do the caller, but there is an AI technology to like clone people's voices and do like ransom things that just we're living in weird times, man. Okay, Bear, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Jeremy. Jeremy, what up, dude?

Speaker 7: Well, I mean, I had a debate with my son about the lift lower modified exhaust rules here in the state of Idaho. Can you clarify how low your vehicle can be and how loud it can be for me? Okay.

Speaker 2: It can't be any lower than the lowest portion of the wheel on the tire. So the body of the vehicle can't be any lower than the wheel. It can. So, you know, you got the tire tread part and then once you get the rim, that's as low as it can go. So as far as exhaust, any modified exhaust is illegal. Really? Yep.

Speaker 7: Okay. Well, I greatly appreciate it, gentlemen.

Speaker 1: Hey, thanks, Jeremy. And hope you have a great day, man. I will. You do the same. Right on. See ya. Man. Some kids getting a beating. You were right. Hi, Collar, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Troy. Troy, what's up, dude?

Speaker 8: I just wanted to thank Lee Conecrain for his public service announcement because I was just passing your office when he talked about Yellowstone and Sunnyside. Is it still locked up? It is.

Speaker 2: Okay. Just think how many more people we could have helped if Victor wouldn't have ran.

Speaker 1: Sorry, everybody. They're sitting there. I just want to get where I want to go and they're just feeding off of my energy.

Speaker 3: I'm trying to get out of Tampa a week and get up to British Columbia.

Speaker 8: You know, Victor, quit crying like a little girl. What?

Speaker 1: You probably drink a light beer. Yeah, you do drink light beer. I knew it, Troy.

Speaker 8: I drink whatever's put in front of me. I won't. You talked about that? I talked about that. I'm not a big fan of the IPA crowd. You need to man up, Troy. It's called Instant Headache in a Can.

Speaker 1: Well, that's probably why I'm two weeks over. I just get sad.

Speaker 2: I don't know if you've heard or not, but Victor's a quitter. That's right.

Speaker 8: I like it. That's perfect.

Speaker 1: We'll appreciate the call, Troy, and I hope you do have an awesome weekend.

Speaker 2: Hey, Troy, not only is he a quitter, he's the president of the club.

Speaker 1: Oh, nice. Soon to be president of Canada. Soon we take him over. Oh, wow.

Speaker 8: Tray harsh. Well, y'all have a good one.

Speaker 1: You too, Troy. Thanks, man. Peace. Okay. So we were discussing scams. Did we get through scams?

Speaker 2: No, we're just talking about that. So yeah, just slow down and pay attention. Always double check that, you know, if they really have a problem, they're not going to be offended if you do some double checks and make sure that it's legit, right?

Speaker 1: Yeah, you could always be like, Hey, you know what? I'm going to call you back at the local police station number, phone number myself. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much that simple.

And, you know, talking about the AI voice scams, because people can do things like, you know, fake a phone number so they could make it say look like one of your kids phone numbers and then, you know, clone their voice and they throw throughout. You know, I wouldn't need this money. Help. I've been kidnapped. And next thing you know, you're just out thousands of dollars or whatever they're demanding. It's been happening to people. Absolutely.

Yeah, it's going to get, you guys got a tough job ahead in the next few years, I think, Lieutenant Crane is going to start to suck. All right. Let's go to the phones here. Hey, Mary, you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 9: This is me, Lane. Me, Lane. What's up? I just wanted to make sure you all knew that I have the same name as my mom and people found it difficult. Because of that. Also, my question is, is that a, if you take your seatbelt, strap your test one and put it behind your back, is that considered a pullover or a ticket?

Speaker 2: That is called improper use, young lady. Yeah.

Speaker 6: That's what I thought.

Speaker 9: Sounds like a bad idea. Also, on top of that, is it illegal for the jailhouse when you know you got arrested and a tie-dye to change it out to a prom dress?

Speaker 1: What is going on on this call?

Speaker 9: Exactly. I turned in a phone for my son. My dad. I turned in a phone for my son because he got raped. My dad for doing that.

Speaker 1: I dumped out on you there. Yeah.

Speaker 9: Now, Steven Simcast, I'm that son's mother.

Speaker 1: Well, he made me nervous again. She's gone. She hung up. Okay. That made me start sweating.

Speaker 2: You thought for sure you're going to have to take a new job taking over Canada.

Speaker 1: Can you people watch yourselves? I shouldn't have to dump out this many times on one program. All right. Keep the unpleasantries and bad words.

Speaker 2: At this rate, this program will be over tomorrow at noon. No kidding.

Speaker 1: 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. But yeah, I think, you know, emphasizing as much as possible for people to be cautious. I've known two people in Rex just this week. My daughter, like I mentioned in Washington, and then Sunny Side and Rowlandette right over here, JD got smashed into yesterday.

Speaker 2: Okay. Can I go back to that last caller just real quick? I know it makes you nervous and sweat. That's why I want to do it. Yeah. But what I learned from that is this, children, young people, don't go to jail. Yes. There you go. That's a great solution. You can solve a lot of problems. Don't do anything that would wind you up in jail.

Speaker 1: It's just easier, cheaper. All right. K-Bear, you were live on traffic school powered by the advocates' injury attorneys. Who's this?

Speaker 5: It's Crazy J. Crazy J. How you guys? What's up, dude? Nothing much. It sounds like you need to relax, calm down.

Speaker 1: Did you listen to me on Wednesday? I am calm.

Speaker 5: Give Canada a hug. Damn with Canada.

Speaker 1: We're taking them over.

Speaker 3: Why? J, you should turn down your radio. Come on, you know this, dude.

Speaker 5: I did. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1: I don't know. I hear a bunch of racket in the background. It's distracting and angering me.

Speaker 5: You need to take a chill pill, dude.

Speaker 1: Then I'm going to get any work done. I need to be alert. I need to be ready to go. I'm getting myself pumped up. Got a lot of tasks to complete today because of Jade.

Speaker 5: And now he's complaining about Jade. Damn with Jade.

Speaker 4: You're supposed to be nice to your fellow employees.

Speaker 1: No, not when it's Jade.

Speaker 5: This is his boss.

Speaker 4: All right, everyone, have fun. D.P. Scho and good night.

Speaker 1: And don't go to Canada. All right, thanks, Jade. See you. Bye. K. Perry, live on traffic school, powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 10: Hi, this is Trace Peterson.

Speaker 2: Trace Peterson, what's up? Can we get your full number and social security number, please?

Speaker 10: Oh, I don't know about that last one, but you can sure have my number, bud.

Speaker 1: Yes, I would like you to drop off some gift cards to handle some of those fees that have backed up your policy.

Speaker 10: No, I'm not proud to say this, but they've almost got me.

Speaker 2: Oh, man. This isn't funny, Victor. You're picking at a sore wound. Sorry, dude. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1: I don't want to make anybody sad.

Speaker 10: My question is, as a motorcycle rider, I have a couple of buddies who want to go on a ride and I'm newer to riding. My question is, when at a controlled stop or intersection, if you have, say, four or more riders, is it allowed, and I cannot remember, is it allowed to have all riders move at the same time or does each rider have to make a complete stop before continuing?

Speaker 1: Like are you saying like turning right on a red? Yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd have to stop and then proceed with caution. Okay.

Speaker 10: And say anything in larger groups, say if they're just all trying to stay together.

Speaker 2: Yeah, same thing, because if you go through that red light without stopping and proceeding with caution, you're getting a crash. That's your fault. Okay. That's why I want to know.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. As we know, though, bikers, bunch of outlaws, that's why they're there. And they ain't going to listen to you, Lieutenant Green. They're going to keep the bike train going.

Speaker 2: That's why when I rode last two weeks ago or so now, all the law folks.

Speaker 1: Sure he did.

Speaker 3: All right. All right.

Speaker 1: I've heard your stories. I said folks. All the law folks. Folks. Okay. Do as I say now as I do.

Speaker 10: Perfect. Well, appreciate it, man.

Speaker 1: I love the show. Hey, hope you have a great weekend. You too, sir. Peace. All right. It's last call for traffic school powered by the Advocates injury attorneys 208-535-1015. If you have any questions about the law as we roll into the weekend, anything aside from scams and don't drive like morons, please be cautious that you want to throw out to the elicit.

Speaker 2: I just say the railroad crossing here at Sunnyside and Yellowstone be cautious of that until they get it cleared up and find an alternative route. All right.

Speaker 1: Great. Well, are you doing anything Vaughn this weekend? I got the figure eights. Figure eight race. That's right. Sorry, where we gave away the tickets so easily and quickly I hadn't had them sitting here. So I didn't think of it. It's at the Rick B. 7 o'clock, Rick B. Saturday night. Always a good time out at the crazy figure eight races.

Saturday's my birthday. Whoa. I'm not coming to the figure eight races. I didn't want you to. Now I'm going to go to go to Yellowstone and pay way too much money to stay in Island Park because everything is just so cheap nowadays.

Oh boy. You know, I just love getting out and shopping or trying to book a room in 2026 or fill my truck up at the gas tank. It's great. Loving it. But at least I'm living.

Carry on enough. Places dope. Well, I hope you have a fun weekend, Lieutenant Crane. Appreciate you stopping by as always.

And thanks for everything you do. Like last caller said, or one of the callers. One of them. One time. One of them thanked you for, you know, what you do for the community.

And yeah, stay away from Yellowstone and Sonny's. Okay. I guess we could do this better be a good caller because I was about to cut it off. They better, they better nail it. Kay barrier or final caller on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

Speaker 5: Steve Odomudving guy again. Steve Odomudving guy. What's up dude? I just wanted to make a comment for you. If you could banish J to Canada, you could take them both out together in one step.

Speaker 1: Well, yeah, cause I mean everyone in Canada, if they saw that face, they'd leave. Like we can't be in this type of environment with a man that looks like that just wandering around.

Speaker 5: Also, I think the president of Canada, I think it's the prime minister of Canada. No.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Not once. Not once I take over. We give it the American term president, president will.

Speaker 5: No, thank you. Sorry. I'm going to McDonald's to drive through.

Speaker 1: Oh, no free plugs. Well, actually McDonald's. Well, you missed it. It was yesterday. They were giving three samples of their new delicious. All right. I'll let you go dude. See you later.

He's ordering his food while we're doing the show. All right. Well, you ready to go, Lieutenant Crane? It looks like it. All right. I didn't know if you had something important that just came up for you need to let people know about.

Speaker 2: No, I just, something just come up that I got to take care of, but I don't think anybody wants to know about it quite yet.

Speaker 1: You don't need to make that comment on Facebook right now. You can wait a few minutes. Settle down. Victor sucks. Traffic School is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To get more info on the show or to contact us, hit up our website, riverbendmediagroup.com. Thanks for watching. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.