Are You Offended?

Welcome to the very first episode of a podcast that takes you through the eyes of two people with disabilities and warped, sarcastic humour. On this episode, your hosts Adam and Tash chat about their lives, take you through each of the regular fortnightly segments, and discuss the podcast title and the stigma around the word 'cripples'.

To watch the video version of this podcast head to youtube.com/@2crips.1pairoflegs

What is Two Cripples, One Pair of Legs?

Join your hosts Adam Sheppard and Natasha Price every fortnight as they take a long hard look at the world through the eyes of two people who believe in grabbing life by the balls and squeezing tighter then Borat into a Mankini, who between them have close to 60 years lived experience as people with disabilities. The good, the bad, the often cringeworthy but most importantly the hilarity that can and often does ensue.

If you're looking for fluffy sunshine and rainbows, My Little Pony meets Care Bears type of purity, you've probably come to the wrong place. If you're after good conversation, warped humour, quick wit, a touch of sarcasm and two proud people with disabilities with a no holds barred, leave no stump unturned outlook on life, you're in the right place.

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This is a Podfire production.
Welcome to the Two Cripples,

One Pair of Legs podcast,
where every fortnight your hosts

Adam Sheppard and Natasha Price
take a long, hard look

at the world through the
eyes of two people who

believe in grabbing life by
the balls and squeezing tighter

than Borat in a mankini.
The good, the bad, the

often cringe worthy, but most
importantly, the hilarity that can

and often does ensue. If
you're looking for fluffy sunshine

and rainbows, my little pony
meets care bears type of

purity, you've probably come to
the wrong place if you're

after good conversation, warped humour,
quick wit, a touch of

sarcasm, two proud people with
disabilities with the No Holes

Bar leave, no stump unturned.

outlook on life. Welcome home.
Are we live? Are we

ready? I think we're ready
to roll.

All right. You can tell
this is the first time

we've done this.

We've done podcasts before, but
not our own. This

Is true. This is

True. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. How
are you Tash?

I'm great. I'm great. I'm
really excited to be here.

I've gotta admit I am
incredibly nervous. This is, this

is a new experience for
me. Yeah. I I'm not

quite as good as you
at just starting conversations,

So that's because I just
talk a lot of shit.

Basically,

You talk the hind legs
of a donkey song.

Well, yeah, that, that

Too. In fact, I've never
met a person like you

that can strike up a
conversation in a supermarket queue

or just random conversations with
random people constantly. Our day

goes out by about half
an hour each time, because

you just talk to people
all the

Time. It's called public relations.

Yes. You like to think
you are the Invincable public

relations officer.

Don, you. I am the,
am

The, I'm sorry. Sorry. Manager.
Manager.

Yeah. True that, true. That,
true that. So welcome to

Wow. Our very first podcast.
This is super cool. Yes.

This is super, super cool.

It really is. So it's
the Two Cripples, One Pair

of Legs podcast.

Yep. And for those of
you that don't know me,

I'm Adam.

Hey

Adam. And you'd be Tash?

I am.

I said Natasha before and
you got mad at me.

I did. I did. I
was like, "do not call

me Natasha". That's just for
people when they're angry at

me. And I really hope
you're not angry at me

during this podcast, Natasha. I
think my mum uses that

a lot.

Yeah, true that. Yes. Yeah.
I think I've probably heard

that once or twice. Yeah.
Probably. Yeah.

I'm not in trouble. Yeah.
Okay. Maybe I am.

So we should probably talk
about why we came up

with this podcast idea and
the name. Absolutely. So our

friends out there in listener
land Yeah. Can know a

little bit more about us
and, and why this has

happened.

Absolutely. So this, this very,
very unusual and fun name

obviously relates to us as
individuals. In the intro there,

you would've heard, for those
of you that don't know

us, that we are both
people with disabilities cripples. We

are, we are. I mean,
we own that shit.

We do, we do. There's
no point in sugarcoating it

that that's what we are.
And, and we work it

to our own.

We, yeah, we do it.
Well. The the one pair

of legs thing though.

Yeah. So I've been a
wheelchair user my entire life.

I was born with Spina
Bifida and, but about, oh,

so, so it was the
end,

End of July,

End of July, 25th of
July, I went into hospital

and I had a infection
in my foot. Something that

I've had for a long,
long time on and off.

And I basically, long story
short, the doctor came in

and he said, Well, you
know the drill, you're gonna

be on antibiotics for a
while. Probably be in here

for a week. And then
there's wound care in all

the usual. And you know,
if we've got any other

wheelchair users who've dealt with
pressure wounds and circulation and

stuff out there, you'll know
what I'm talking about. And

you know, this has been
an ongoing thing for me

for about 15 or 20
years. And I doctor said,

you know, wound care, all
that sort of thing.

And I said, You know
what? I'm sick of this.

Get rid of them. So
I thought

You say this as a
story, but you know, you

talk about the doctors and
the infections and all that

kind of stuff, but I'm
pretty sure that, you know,

you, you became legless just
because you wanted attention.

Pretty much. Yeah. It was
extreme weight loss.

You're like, I really wanna
lose 20 kilos. Oh, I

know how.

Pretty much, Yeah. Why was
my gym not having a,

a 12 week challenge or
something around that time?

Yeah, I know, right?

That would've been so cool.

Can you imagine? You know,
So how did your weight

loss journey go? Oh yeah.
I chop my legs off.

I'm all good.

I would, I would've liked
to think I would've been

a shoe in for that.
I reckon

A shoe in excuse in

Property bomb. I don't have
shoes anymore. It's really awkward

cuz I keep going to
shoe shops and looking in

there. Go, Oh, that's a
real, Oh, hang on. I

don't anymore. Yeah. Whoops. Yeah.
So what about you, Natasha?

Did you actually talk about
losing your legs? Cuz I

can't remember whether we just
went completely off on a

tangent and completely forgot where
we were at with that.

No,

I've, yeah, So,

Okay. Okay. Oh, hang on,
hang on, hang on, hang

on. Adam's legless on the
job again. I've just discovered

a button here.

So what we should probably
do is our, our good

friend, good new friend Ruby
here has hooked us up

with some buttons with some
quick grabs. So I'm really,

really excited about exploring these
and see what they, Should

we give 'em a quick

Run? Yeah, go for it.
Go for

It. Go for it. All
right. So we've got that

one

Adam's legless on the job
again. Right.

And then we've got

Fuck off subway sandwich. I
think we should explain the

subway sandwich thing.

So I've, I've picked up
since losing my legs, I've

picked up the, I've picked
up the nickname Subway sandwich

because I'm only about a
foot long now.

You were short as before
and now you're even shorter

now. Yeah. So I can't

Talk. So my legs, My
legs were taken from above

the knee. So it actually,
I was short before and,

well now I'm really, really
short

About a foot long, About
foot long. What other buttons

do we have there?

Ah, let's give this a
go. Go back to Hobbiton.

That one's for you.

That's

For you. You've been there
though. I have. You have

been hobbiton. I have,

Yeah. I fit right.

Did you find your brethren?

I did all the houses.
There were the perfect size

for me. Oh,

We going back there too.
We are next week. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe you could take
some stuff and move. No,

don't move by that. I
need you. I need you

for the podcast. Doesn't work
with just me. Don't make

me pull out a hurdle.

Yeah. So maybe we should
explain this one a little

bit.

Okay. Yeah. So you're gonna
hear this one a lot

cuz I really like using
it. So how long ago

Tash?

2019.

2019. So Tash is a
wheelchair racer and, or I

tried to be, anyway. Tried
to be a wheelchair. No,

you're you're a good one.
You're a good one. Your

co I mean, your coach
is awesome. Yeah.

You would say that It's
you.

Yeah. Yeah. So I coach
Tash as a wheelchair racer

who does wheelchair marathon. And
anyway, we're at the local

athletics track training back then.
And you were doing laps

in your racing chair on
the track and somebody moved

a hurdle into your lane
Yes. Without you noticing. Yeah.

And your, So

We should, we should probably
point out that I, My

vision

Is, I was gonna say
you're not, you can't see

very well. So

I basically can't see shit.
I'm legally blind in my

right eye and low vision
in my left. So unless

something is right in front
of my face, I can't

see a damn thing.

So yeah. So you hit
the hurdle.

I did face on face
planted the hurdle. Yeah.

Big, big cut across the
bridge of your nose. I

remember. Roll you. Not so
much.

Don't remember a damn thing.

Yeah. Yeah. And, and so
now every time, you know,

task drives to give me
a little bit of cheek

or whatever. I do the,
where's the button? Don't make

me pull out a hurdle.
That one,

Right? Yep. I reckon there's
another button here.

Oh, we got one

More. Oh, yep, yep. Yeah.
Shut up your Legless Hobbit.

We like the Hobbit thing.
Clearly

That, that nicknamed that nickname
changed though, didn't it? Because

originally, what did you used
to call me something

Else because you were missing
a few toes. So you

were, you were a to

Bent legged.

Bent legged hobbit. But you
know, the legs are gone

now. So you're just got
legless hobbit. You, you obviously

got on the mead and
got

Legless. I did, I did.
Yes. So if you haven't

already picked it, Tash and
I are very much about

giving each other a hard
time. And pretty much anybody

else who deserves getting a
hard time will get one

here too. We are very
real about our disabilities and,

and what we talk about.
And we are just us.

We are absolutely just us.
I think a few, a

few people have noticed the
way that we banter and

they said, you know what,
you guys should give podcast

and a ghost. Here

We are. So here we
are. This one is probably

gonna be a bit rough,
but we'll, we'll get you

to the end. And everything

We do is a bit
rough around the edges to

be honest.

What did, what was that
saying? I saw the other

that somebody used the other
day. Rough as a badges

ass. Yes.

Oh, you thought that was
great. And that's that is

a very Pommy saying, us
Brits say that ever such

a lot and yeah, I'm
so glad that you are

now on board.

Oh, I love that. But
I say if I said

it here, it'd probably, you
know, I'll have to come

up with like an Aussie
version

Of it. Yeah. As rough
as a kangaroos balls or

something. Yeah,

Yeah. True

That.

So should we get into
our first segment? So the

social media takedown? Yes, yes,
yes. So this one's all

about social media takedown is,
is basically all about stuff

people say and, and post
on social media that basically

they need roasting over.

Yeah, absolutely. And you know,
especially in our lives, we

get a lot of people
saying a lot of crazy

shit to us on social.
So yeah, they do. We

thought that we would sit
here, have a conversation and

see where it leads.

It deserved its own segment
in, in our podcast. Just

because you wouldn't believe some
of the crazy crap that

people coming up with. You
just, you just wouldn't, if

you didn't see it. If
you didn't see it with

your own two eyes, you
won't see it cuz you're

blind. True. Trust me. It's
there. Yep.

So this, this week we're
gonna talk about a message

that I receive. So I
put a post out on

socials on my 42nd birthday.
Yes. I'm 42. I do

generally not tell people that.
I hope to pretend that

I'm 30 for the rest
of my life, but not

sure that the wrinkles are
gonna allow me to do

that for much longer. So
I've put a post out,

something, which I considered to
be a bit of a

motivational, bit of an inspirational
post about turning 42, yet

going out chasing dreams and
leaving the life that I'd

all want. Always wanted to
lead in my thirties when

I was bed band for
10 years. And in this

post that is a photograph
of me on my birthday

night, I'm about to go
out to dinner with Adam.

It was a great night.

Yeah. Friends, family, all of
us, you know, have a

really good time. I'm wearing
a little leather jacket and

a singlet. And below that
photograph a well todo businessman,

somebody who should really know
better has written the comment.

Nice cleavage. Wow. I have
a bit of a problem

with this and I'm sure
most women do read the

room guys, If somebody is
writing a motivational post, if

they're writing something about their
day, if they're not there

getting their boobs out for
everyone to see, they're probably

not inviting those kind of
comments. So maybe think about

what you write before you
post.

Now, the worst thing, the
worst thing about this post

was when I called this
guy out on it and

I, and I was very
kind, I was very diplomatic

and, and I said, and
I said something along the

lines of, do you feel
that this is an appropriate

comment on this post? And
not only did he tell

me to back off and

He, he had people actually
sticking up for him. Yeah.

Like, there were other people
that joined in and like,

Oh, don't listen to her.
It was a compliment. I'm

like, on what planet, on
what planet is saying to

somebody on a social media.
I mean, you know, unless

you're on bloody

Only fans.

Only fans or porn hub
or something, you know, where

something like that might be
deemed appropriate. But, but on

what planet is that considered
a compliment? Like Yeah,

They're like, he's, I mean,
in his friends post were

like, Oh, she's clearly not
used to people giving her

compliments. She, she, she obviously
likes the attention and doesn't

know how to cope with
it and all, all these

kind of things. And really
tried to shame me into

sticking up for myself. And
I, I think, I think

the best comment of the
day actually came from my

sister. I wish I had
access to my socials right

now cause I'd love to
read it out. But my,

my sister said something about,
something about, you know, not

talking about the body parts
of people of the opposite

sex. It's not appropriate.

And that she would say
exactly the same thing. She

then finished it off signing
off by saying, nice cock

shame. It's on your head.
Which I just think is

rather appropriate and pretty much
right, that, you know, these

people that get into these
conversations on so on social,

like there, there's a really,
really big difference between thinking

somebody's hot thinking, somebody's attractive,
saying to them, You look

good, you look nice, whatever.
To which, I mean, I

would just say thanks or
I'm sure most people would

say the same. It's very,
very different to actually pointing

out somebody's body parts. And
you know, I've, we've, we've

recently had a friend that's
posted about this as well.

She was saying that somebody
commented on her breasts and,

you know, nice tits or
whatever. And it's like, well

why, why should we have
to put up with that

bullshit and not call people
out on it? How much?

And it goes, do you
know what, it goes both

ways, whether it's male or
female, you know, any gender,

it doesn't matter. You shouldn't
be pointing out people's body

parts. If, if that's not
what they are inviting by

what they're talking about on,
on socials. It's just, it's

not appropriate. And, you know,
people that are apparently well

to do businessmen should know
better. They're not, you know,

they're not bogan street kids
that are, you know, little

teenagers that don't know what's
appropriate and what's not in

a situation. No, it, it's
just not right.

People are gonna be dicks.

Well, yes, yes, they can,

They can be.

You see, you sound like
you just came to an

epiphany with that. Like you
didn't realize

Oh, no. At this point,
no. No. I mean, I,

I don't often get, people
call me hot or say

I've got, I mean, I
do have great cleavage.

I was about to say,
I thought you were gonna

say, you know, that you've
got nice legs. I'm like,

well, they ain't gonna say
that to you now.

No, no, no, no, no
legs. No legs, no legs.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so that's
my, that's my point of

view with this whole, with

This whole thing. Absolutely.

Socials, for whatever reason, people
seem to forget their manners

and, and forget their humanity
when it, when it comes

To and forget they're actually
Yeah. They're talking to other

people. Yeah. It's not like
you're talking to a robot

or No. You know, a
bot on the internet or,

you know, whatever.

Yep, exactly. You're talking to
another human being. So have

a little bit of respect
and if, and see, okay,

he said what he said,
but really the way for

him to have dealt with
that would've been to say,

Sorry, I apologize. I I
didn't think that I was

doing anything wrong, but clearly
I I was, and I'm

sorry for making you feel
that way. Even though I

explained to him that him,
it made, made me uncomfortable.

He, he and his friends
tried to shame me into

thinking I was, I was
doing something wrong. And that's,

that's not how you deal
with that. It doesn't, it

doesn't matter what the situation
is. If somebody tells you

they're uncomfortable, don't do it.
Apologize and, and move on.

Even if you don't agree
with what they're saying. Just

if you are making them
uncomfortable, then, you know, that's

just not

On, kind of goes along.
There's a whole language and

thing. We'll get into that
in another episode for sure.

Oh, like, I'm sure with
this stuff we can

Carry on, man. We'll open
up again, words with that

one.

Absolutely.

But yeah, so that is
the social media take down.

So every episode we aim
to have something that we

can basically pull apart and
something that's been needed said

to us or said somebody
we know it's

Something we can pull apart.
Generally it'll be me pulling

you

Apart. Pulling me apart. Where's
that hurdle button? Oh,

Jesus. Be a legless ho.

I got the wrong one.
Hang on. Don't make me

pull out a hurdle. Yeah,
that's the right one. Yeah.

You need to learn where
they are.

Yeah, no, I'll figure, I'll
figure all that out. So,

yeah, so we'll, that'll be
a fortnightly when we do

our podcast. That'll be a
fortnightly segment and watch out.

You might feature.

Yeah, exactly right. You probably
should watch what you say

to us. And, and I
think we are just going

to, you know, point out
all sorts of different things

that we see on socials
because there's, there's a lot

out there to talk about,
that's for sure.

Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. So next
segment. Next segment.

There you go.

The water cooler. The water
cooler. So normally with this

one, the water cooler, we've
decided, or we've, we've designed

to be an interview segment.
So what we're going to

have on the podcast will
be people to interview and

we will also have guest
co-hosts as well. So time

to time we'll have people,
guest host, guest co-host, try

and get my words out.

You do, Considering you're on
a podcast, you're not doing

very well.

Sorry, I'm ashamed, but, and
we'll do that. But pretty

much every, every episode, unless
we can't get somebody, we'll

have somebody to interview. But
we thought for this one,

since this is our very
first, we should interview each

other.

Absolutely. We should. Yeah. So
yeah, if we thought, you

know, a little bit of
a chance for the audience

to get to know us
a little bit better and

I, I'm sure there's some
weird and wonderful questions that

they'd have. Have we had
any questions come in from

the live?

Let me have a look.

Might be, might be interesting
to see if anyone's got

any questions for

Us. Oh, we have two.
Okay. We're just getting access

to the iPad so we
can see what the, the

questions are.

So the water cooler.

The water cooler.

Yeah. So we, we thought
that basically we would test

our interviewing skills out on
each other because yeah, we're

a little bit rusty and
we don't really want to

subject the general public to
us at the moment. It'll

be very, very interesting to
see how this goes because

I don't imagine I am
the best interviewer in the

world. My questions tend to
be a little bit messed

up. So, but we have
written some and we are

taking questions from the live
audience. Absolutely. If anybody is

interested.

I'm just trying to see
how we see these, these

on here. Oh, they'll pop
up at the bottom. Okay.

Thank you Ruby.

Okay. See, we're very lucky.
We've got a producer here

to help us out.

She's awesome,

As you can

Tell me. She's awesome.

We're not quite streamlined yet.

Awesome. So first question, do
you wanna go first or

do you want me to
go first?

I will ask you a
question.

All right, sweet.

Okay. Okay. Okay. I gotta
point out that you wrote

this question

Because

Every time I see it
makes me laugh

Bit. Does it creep you
out? Yeah,

Creeps me out. Awesome. Okay,
you guys, you'll see why

and I, if you could
spend 24 hours in the

body of someone else, dead
or alive, who would it

be? No, I have to
point out here, Adam, if

you are talking about being
inside a dead person for

24 hours, I feel like
you may have a little

bit of an issue with
necrophilia.

Do you think

There's, there's some weird

Stuff. Maybe

Weird stuff

Going on. Maybe I need
to, I need to think

about that question

Anyway. Let's be serious for
a second. Go ahead

Answer. I would say, ah,
the, the Aussie I'm try

Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman.

Ah, you'd like to be
Wolverine.

Ah, wouldn't I just like,
I mean, I'd be the

crippled version, but you know,
I'd be wolverine.

Although, although I just gotta
say

Slightly less abled than him,
but

Yeah, well, you know, he
heals himself so I'm sure

that grow legs back and
be, be all good. True.

That I, I gotta point
out that if I feel

like you wanna be Hugh
Jackman, not because you wanna

be Wolverine more because you
wanna be kind of boy

from Oz,

You know, a hundred percent.
I mean,

Musical genius, you know, you're
all about the music.

Look, if I had a
man crush it, it would

be him. A hundred percent
that decon sing. If you,

if I, No, I, sorry.
Okay, let's rephrase that. My

man crush. Hello Hugh. If
you're watching it's you buddy.

It's

You. Yeah, sorry. Carry off.
There's

A dude he can sing,
he can dance, he can

act.

Yeah, he can do pretty
much

Anything. Yeah, I just, he's
a cool guy. He's just

a cool guy and yeah.
And he's wolfing, so, you

know. Right. Yeah. What possibly
more is there?

Yeah. Can you cook?

I don't know.

See like, I mean, you
like your food,

But I can kind of
cook. So Yeah, we'd work

that out. Yeah.

Kind. Cook, cook,

Cook, kind, cook,

Cook.

What about you? If you
could spend 24 hours in

the body of somebody else
dead or alive, gotta add

that bit in since we're
probably gonna ditch it for

the next one. Who

Probably you like, I really
wanna see what messed up

shit goes on in your

Head. Like,

I like you, you are
so different from any other

human being I've ever, I've
ever met. Like, you'll just

be, you know, walking around
a super, you don't walk

anywhere, but I don't know
if you'll be going around

a supermarket with, you know,
singing at the top of

your voice. Yet if I
ask you to sing, you

would not.

Yeah, no,

You're, I just, I would
love

To. It's conscious singing. That's
what it is. It's subconscious.

I just, I'd love to
be inside your head for,

for a little while just
cuz I think it would

be interesting up there. I'd
like to be able to

figure out that's what, that's
what

It comes time to. There's
not enough, not enough counseling

in the world for that.
Trust me,

This is very, very true.
Is a bit of a

scary prospect. But still, that
is my answer.

Fair enough. So second question,
what's one food that you

would never under any circumstances
eat?

Sweet bread. Sweet bread? Yes.
Okay. So people are

Actually, oh, what's that? Hannibal
Lecter.

People aren't gonna actually know
what this is. So it's

like pancreas, like animal pancreas.

Hang on a minute. You're
type one diabetic.

Oh. So really what you're
saying is I could eat

the pancreas and suddenly be
cured. It might be my

owns

Insulin. I wonder if that's
how it works. Because you

know, some of our organs
regenerate if we take, you

know, things so far as
I understand for, I mean

I'm, I've been in surgery
many, many times. I'm, I'm

not much of a surgeon
myself. Trust me. Don't want

that. But yeah, I wonder
if that's a, if that's

a thing if

You yeah, if I, if
I ate it. See, maybe

that's the problem. That's probably
the reason I'm still diabetic

now. I've just never eaten
sweet breads. Yeah. Like why,

why call it sweet bread?
That's, that's the other thing.

Yeah. Like they

Are that's got me confused.

They're pancreas. They're just trying
to pret up what you're

actually eating. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's kind of gross.

So Yeah, cuz like when
I, when I hear sweet

bread. Yeah. And, and the
very first time I ever

heard that say that, that
being said sweet breads was

Hannibal

Hannibal

Yeah. Was watching Hannibal and
it was like, oh, okay,

cool. But I, I literally,
I went straight to like

sourdough. I did, I

Sourdough isn't sweet. Yeah, yeah.
Maybe like banana bread or

something.

Yeah, banana bread. Yeah, banana
bread. Lots of, Oh,

What's that? Homer.

Oh,

Okay. So same question to
you. What's the one food

you'd never

Eat? Brains. Brains. Brains cannot
do it. I, I don't

understand why. I'm sure if
they taste good, all good

and well, but yeah, the
brains, I just, I can't

get my head around that.

I, I can't stand the
thought of anything like awful,

anything like that. Just

Yeah, yeah,

Yeah. It's bad enough when
you actually think what meat

is when you, when you're
eating it, but start thinking

about all those little bits.
Thanks. Yeah.

Yeah. No, next question. So
what's at the top of

your bucket list? Tash.

I, I don't, I think
it's a really tough one

for me. I've done

Done some cool shit,

Done some really cool shit
in my life. And I

can honestly say that I
don't really have much of

a bucket list anymore. I,
I mean, for me, I

guess it would be something
like competing at the Paralympics.

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. That's, you know, that's
my ultimate goal. That's where,

that's where I want to
go. That's, you know, that's

where I see myself heading.
So, yeah. I guess for

me that's, it's, it's a
work thing kind of, but

it's also, it's also what
I want most in the

World. Yeah, absolutely. It's your,
that's your focus and, you

know. Absolutely.

So I guess that for
me is top of my

bucket list. I mean, there's
lots of other really cool

stuff I'd like to go,
but I wouldn't really necessarily

see them as bucket list
items. Just stuff I'd like

to do stuff.

Yeah.

Just I'm, you know, the
coolest thing I ever did,

one of the coolest things
I ever did, which was

at the very, very top
of my bucket list, was

swinging through the jungle in
northern Queensland in Cairns

Hard pass. Ah, hard pass.

Yeah. It was a hard
pass. You were booked in

to do it with me.
And guess who

Flaked dance. I went straight
to the bar and bought

a beer. Yeah. Watch be
swinger. Actually that's, that shit

was not happening.

So what, what did you
think then on the, my

second go when I went
back up for round two,

she's

Freaking nuts. What

The fuck

Is wrong with this check?
Much, pretty much. Yeah. No,

I, so I have a
serious, serious dislike for heights.

So yeah, I, we kind
of went in there, saw

the swing, and saw somebody
else doing it and sweaty

palms ensued. Yes. And I
was like, yeah, no. So

I And

You gave in?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I did.
You know what this one

went through to the keeper?
It did, it

Did the, the, it's look,
it's, it is the coolest

experience in the world. So
you are in Cairns in

the tropical rainforest. You are
55, 60 meters above the

canopy. It's freaking incredible up
there. They, you, they put

you into a harness and
wouldn't you up to the

top of the trees and
you are just dangling there

for dear life. Now the
scariest thing about it is

you are up there and
you get control of when

you are going to drop.
So you are holding on

to this, this rope that
you have to pull to

just allow yourself to free
for through the jungle and

end up, I guess in
an area where there's a

little waterfall, little lake where
they do bungee jumping and

all sorts.

But that's the thing, when
you are up there swinging,

just, you know, dangling for
deer life, there's a little

bit of wind up there.
You're in the top of

the canopy, there's, and you
are kind of swinging and,

and they have to wait
for you to stabilize. And

you are getting shakier and
shakier thinking, am I actually

gonna be able to pull
this thing to allow myself

to drop? But that feeling
when you are dropping through

the air and then swinging
50 meters down to the

bottom and then coming back
up again, there is nothing

like it in the world.
It's freaking incredible. Loved every

second of it. You missed
a treat, my friend.

Hey, look, if I wanna
swing through trees, I would've

been born a monkey.

Well, I'm pretty sure I've
told you a few times

that you're in a tang
with your, with how long

your are are

Yeah, that's true. Well, my
arms just look longer now

cause I've got no legs.

Your arms come down to
where your feet used

To. Yeah, that, that's a
good point. Yeah, no, it

was very cool. And you
know, maybe in another life

I'd, I'd give it a
go. Yeah. But yeah, yeah.

You look like you were
having fun.

Oh god, it was the
best. Yeah. I mean, there's

a video of me coming
down from the top going,

Fuck yeah. All those poor
children that were watching you

too. I know. Mind you,
there was a guy who

did it in the nutty
too. Did you?

Oh yeah. No, he, I'd
see, I thought that he'd,

he'd come down to the
bottom and his buddy smugglers

his Yeah, I

Did too.

Bottoms had swing swimming trunks
and actually fallen off. But

no,

I, when I went up,
I went up to the

Canada ask, probably buying another
beer or something like that.

And I'm like, the dude,
he's, he lost and she's

like, No, no, he was,
he was just jumping in

the nude. And I'm like,
oh,

He looked like he regretted
that, by the way. Yeah.

I

Think he must have hit
the water at a fair

bit of speed and hurt
is tackle. Yep.

Yeah. Well they say the
higher up, the harder you

hit. So, Ouch. Yeah,

No, I'm not, I'm sure
the part where he was

dangling upside down and his
appendage was dangling with him

would've been a bit interesting.
That's for sure.

Oh geez. Oh god. Swing

You mean into the word
swingers. I

Was gonna swinging in the
breeze. No. Oh dear.

All right, so question to
you then. What's at the

top of your bucket list?

Swimming with whale sharks. Yeah.

Yep. Oh, see, I'd love
to do that.

Ah, I'd be all over
that. I am, I am

ocean obsessed. I am ocean
obsessed. If I, you know,

if I could just live
in the water, that's what

I do. I'm just, I
love everything about the ocean

and

Yeah. Okay. Well call light
to all the tourism operators

out there. If you have
an accessible boat that does

tours of swimming with whales,
I'm your wear whale short

sharks. Both of us are
interested in doing this. Yeah.

This is something I have
looked up doing for you

in past, I know there's,
there's a company in Harvey

Bay I believe that do
it, but they don't have

an accessible vessel, so won't
allow us on board. But

I'm just wondering if there's
anybody else out there who

might know how they can
make this happen. Because that

would be so much,

You'd make this boy dream

Come true. You'd make this
poor cripple boys dream pretty

much. Okay. So which celebrity
could you see yourself be

besties with?

Oh, that's a really tough
one. Hey. Yeah.

Me, I,

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which celebrity
would I see myself being

best, Hugh.

Yeah. And I thought you'd

Say that. Hug. Yeah, absolutely.
Like you, I just watch

him on TV and I
just feel like we're on

the same wavelengths. You know?
You Yeah. Cool. Yeah. Yes.

Tall, dark handsome, all that.

Yeah. Really tall, really dark
and really handsome. Yes. I'm

sorry. Yeah. I wasn't supposed
to laugh at that. Yes.

That's your tall dark and
handsome.

No. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Thanks for the ego boost.

I appreciate that. What about
you? Well,

In, in I guess perfection
hug best friend Ryan Reynolds.

I, I,

He's awesome. He was, the
other guy was thinking

About, I think, I think
their sense of humor, his,

his sense of humor is
so on our way, like

wave length. See now I
can't speak properly.

He's another guy. I would
not want to be in

his brain. Like I would
not, I would, I would

not wanna spend a day
in his brain. Like, can

you imagine like the

Messed up shit that

Goes on Ryan Reynolds and
Anthony Hopkins, like Yeah, yeah.

Just fucked up like

Anthony Hopkins. Well, I think
I'd prefer him to actual

Hannibal. That would be slightly,

Yeah, it was, Have you
seen, have you seen the

World's Fastest Indian with Anthony
Hopkins? Yeah.

See it, it just doesn't
ring true. Does it? It

It's

Just, yeah, after seeing Hannibal,
you just can't,

I've seen all, all the
Hannibal movies and Anthony Hopkins

to me will always be
Hannibal. You cannot show me

that he can be a
play a good guy. It

just doesn't work.

Okay. So here's the thing
that I'm noticing, cuz you

know, I like to talk
about these things. The difference

between a PO and Aussie.
You guys say Anthony, whereas

in, you know, in England
we say Ant-tony,

There's a th there, isn't
it? Yeah,

There is. Yeah. We say
Anthony. Anthony.

Okay.

So it's Anthony.

Maybe you should ask him.
Yeah, maybe. Yeah.

Anyway, sorry.

And I progress he in,
in that movie too. He

plays a Kiwi and I
don't know, I've, I've got

quite a few Kiwi friends
that are,

That don't sign anything like

That, that sound, nothing like
that. So yeah.

You do a good Kiwi
accent? No.

Oh no, I don't.

Terrible.

No, I don't.

Oh, Nick. Okay. Right. All
right. Alright, so next question.

What's one thing you would
do if fear wasn't a

Factor? Jumping out of a
plane. Yeah. Okay. I'd skydive

a hundred percent. And you
know, I'm, I'm, I'd probably

warm to it, in which
case if I end up

doing it, I'll after things,
something else. Yes. But you

at this point, I'm, I,
I would love to do

it. I just can't bring
myself to it.

Just force yourself, dude.

Just,

This is something I live
by. And you know this,

that if you're scared of
something, you make yourself Yeah.

Make yourself do it anyway.
The best things come when

you overcome fears.

Indoor skydiving. Hello? I fly
on the Gold Coast. You

guys rock. Thank you.

Not plugging anyone in particular.
Not as an ambassador are

you.

But the best fun you
can have. Like, it is

awesome. And I'm, you know,
I'm sure they'll probably tell

me, jumping me outta planes
more fun. But man, that's

some serious fun. It is.

Hey, we were there yesterday.

Yeah. We were.

No,

Two days ago. Monday. Yeah.
Yeah.

Yeah. So much fun. So
much fun. So much fun.

So

What about

You? For me? Well,

What would you do?

That's the thing. I, I'm,

I'm, You don't get scared.

I do, I do get,
I was petrified this morning

coming in to do this.

You were terrified of this.
I

Was terrified. Terrified. But I,
it's, I'm, I'm a person

that needs structure. It needs
and needs to know exactly

what I'm doing. I, I'm,
I'm very much like that

and I felt with this
like I was going to

completely mess up. But, you
know, it is what it

is. But I'm very, like
I said before, I'm very,

very much a person that
believes that if you're petrified

of something, you go out
and do it anyway. Yeah.

Just, just make yourself do
it because you know, the

greatest things in life happen
because of the challenges we

go through. So if you
figure out a way of

overcoming your fears, you can
guarantee that the snowball effect

that comes from that will
lead to great things. And

I have a true belief
with this podcast that it's

going to lead to great
things for us.

Absolutely.

So are you looking at
that? Because we have a

question? Question. I'm

Looking Yeah. Find some, find
some comments. But

Are there any No. Can't
see. Come on people. Yeah,

I feel like I saw
something come up on my

watch, but then I can't

See. Yeah. Okay. Well, nothing.
Sure enough, if

We don't get, we will
come back and answer you.

I promise.

Okay. Last question.

What's the best piece of
advice you've ever been given?

Do it. Just say yes.
Yep. Just say yes. And

Don't I say that? I'm
pretty sure I

Say that. Lots of people
say that, but you can

claim it if you

Like. Oh, can I? Yeah.

You can claim it, but
it, it's true. It all

the best things in life
happen when you are willing

to just say yes to
things. Just make yourself do

it. So a

Hundred percent. Yeah.

Yeah, Yeah. What about

You? Something, What does my
dad say all the time?

Forgiveness. Not

Permission. Forgiveness not permission. And
over my 40 years of

existence, I have used that
on numerous occasions. Sometimes it

gets me in trouble. I'm
not gonna lie. But yeah.

I've found that little piece
of advice from my dad

has, has kept me in
good stead. Yes.

You you use that one
a lot.

Yeah, I do it generally
well. I try and use

it to get me outta
trouble. More times than not

it actually gets, gets me
in more trouble.

That's not hard for you.
Anyway, that, that's, that's all

of our questions.

How cool's that? Yeah, no.
Yeah. And if you've got

any more that you want
to know about us and

you know, we'll, we'll talk
about more about us and

you know, in future s
and all that sort of

stuff.

EPIs trying to be down
with the kids. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what I do.
You know, future episodes, but,

you know. We'll, if you've
got any Fire Madison, and

we'll answer and Yeah. We
can talk about stuff in

our next podcast as well.
Like two cripples using a

beach tower to skydive. This
could go anywhere. Welcome to

the soapbox session. The soapbox
session.

Welcome to the

Soapbox. Welcome to the soapbox
session.

Okay. Next segment. Clearly.

Next. Yeah, absolutely. So the,
so the soapbox session is

basically us getting on our
soapboxes about stuff that annoys

us. It can be, it's,
it can be about disability,

it can be about general
things that are happening in

the news. It's can be
about things that people have

said to us. Things that
people

Said, anything, anything in anything
in general.

Really. Anything that's given us
the shit,

It's Well, and, and yeah.
And, and to be honest,

it's about us getting on
our high horses, which generally

isn't.

It's gonna be easier for
you cuz you've got legs.

I mean, they don't work.

Yeah. But then my legs
just get in the

Way. Yeah, true though. Yeah.

I feel like you've got
it easy without the legs.

How am I getting on
a horse with Well, okay,

you just, Oh, no horse
with I was thinking horse

with no name.

No,

I knew where you would
go. Horse with no name,

but horse with no Legs.
Maybe that could, could be

the sequel to the hosp.
Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, yeah,

Sure. Yeah. Some of our
listeners probably don't know that

You, you guys by now
are probably thinking Right. We're

switching off. This is absolutely
be terrible.

So soapbox session for this
week is all about political

correctness. Yes it is. And
how it's, how it's necessary,

but can be, We find
it, we find it can

be taken way too far.

Exactly. So we've had, as,
as was written in a

post by myself a few
days ago, we have had

a lot about comments about
our decision to use the

world cripple in our podcast
name.

Yep. Absolutely.

And at the end of
the day, guys, it is

entirely up to us as
people with disabilities, how we

choose to refer to ourselves,
address ourselves, or any such

thing. And if we want
to use the word cripple,

we will,

We, we will,

We will. If we want
to use, and to be

fair, you know, everything when
it comes to political correctness,

whether it's, you know, whether
it's gender, whether it's race,

whether it's disability, you know,
anything along these lines, you've

gotta think about context.

Yep.

Is, are these words, are
these these issues being dished

out in an offensive way
in order to harm or

upset someone? Yeah. In which
case it's not okay. It,

it really isn't. But if
these words and these things

are being said in order
to drum up a bit

of humor, a bit, a
little bit of lightheartedness by

people within that community that,
that that feel that it's

okay to address themselves in
whatever way they wish to,

then don't pull them up
on it. How often do

we say to people, you
know, we call ourselves disabled.

Yeah. And, and someone'll go
to us. Oh, I don't

like that word.

Oh, why the hell not?
It is what it is.

We have a disability.

You are differently able. Yeah.

You have super powers. Come
on guys. What the hell

Do I look like Clark
Kent? No, I, I kind

of wish I did.

I mean, it'd be kind
of fun if you got

Ryan with the cape on
all the

Time. Well, it would be,
you'd kind of get caught

my wheels probably though. Yeah,
true though. And I'd go

falling outta my chair, which
you would laugh at.

And I would take photos
and post it to socials.

Yeah,

Yeah, yeah. Watch out for
that later on.

But yes, in all seriousness,
guys, political,

Don't make me pull out
a hurdle. Yes. Yeah. Sorry,

had to use it. That
was a bit slow on

the

Button. That was very slow
off the mark. I have

completely forgotten where I was
going with that. Now.

Political correctness and people, it's

Gone too far.

It

Has, It's gone too far.
Guys, if somebody who is

disabled says to you that
they're happy to use the

word disabled, then that's, that's
their choice. If they're happy

to use the word spastic
cripple or any other retard

or any other, I know
I don't like that word

either, but at the end
of the day, it's entirely

up to them. Yeah. It's
not up to an able

bodied person or any other
person to dictate to them.

Otherwise, you identify however you
identify, and if you wish

to use a word in
a humorous way or otherwise,

then it's entirely up to
you. Yep. You know, political

correctness serves some purpose. It's
there to try and help

protect people. But often it
goes way too far because

a hundred percent, the, the
people that it's trying to

protect, lose lose the empowering,
you know, side of being

able to use language and
behavior and you know, anything

else in any way.

They so choose. And, you
know, we use, we use

the word cripple as, as
a form of empowerment, as

a way to take back
control of a word, which

has often been used in
such derog derogatory ways in

the past. And yeah. We,
we are taking control. So

it's entirely up to us
what we do with that.

Yeah. A hundred percent. And
you know, it's, and if

you speak to other members
of, of the community of,

of, you know, the sporting,
disabled sporting community, it's, it's

very widely used.

It, it really is. There
needs to be less, I

don't know, I dunno how
to put this without it

sounding, but less prettiness around.

Yeah. A hundred percent. People
just need to get over

themselves a little bit. Yeah.

Like, and, and, and sadly
it is quite often people

outside of our community that
are more offended by it

than we actually are. And,
and that, you know, that

really is often the case.

Yeah, yeah. It is. It's
like we're actually referring to

ourselves. It's, it's not aimed
at anybody else. It's, it's,

and

Its not, it's, it's not,
it's

Us owning our situation it
situation, but it's us owning

who we are as people.
Yeah,

Exactly. Exactly. So guys, you
know, political correctness, it's, it's

important if it's gonna stop
harm, but at the end

of the day, you are
taking away somebody's ability to

be empowered and be who
they are and who they

identify as. That's actually having
the exact opposite effect.

Yeah, absolutely. I agree. I
agree. I I, I used

to work for a large
disability organization here on the

Gold Coast, and I'm not
gonna mention names, but they

were bloody amazing organization to
work for and, you know,

and anyway, long story short,
and I had somebody I

was talking about, I think
I'd said, you know, person

with disability or something, which
is the, the accepted

Accepted vernacular.

Accepted vernacular. And I got
pulled up on it by

somebody who not worked for
the organization but you know,

was associated or something. I'm
like, so you are pulling

me up on how I'm
referring to myself. Yeah. I'm

like, yeah,

That, yeah. It's, it's, it's
gone too far. It's gotten

silly. It's who, who is
that actually helping? Who's that

Helping? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. All
right. You know what? I

think we should move on
to our next segment and

this one's gonna be a
bit of fun.

It's

Of the day, more of
the day. Should we sing

it? It's the moron of
the day.

So anyone out there that
knows the Sesame Street song,

it's the letter of the
day. This is kind of

a, an ode to that.
I get it. It's the

moron of the day. I
mean, we're not really referring

to ourselves here. We're certainly
referring to something or so

in this section.

I can be a moron
sometimes.

Most of the time.

Yeah. Most, most of, most
of

The time. I'm joking. I'm
joking. I'm just giving you

a hard time. That's what
I do. Yeah. So

What's that button again? Hang
on. Yeah. Don't make me

pull out a hurdle. Yeah,
there you

Go. Yeah. Good job. Good
job. I,

I feel like that buttons
gonna get a whole worn

in it from pressing it.
I'm gonna have to come

Subway

Sandwich.

Ah, rude.

Yep. Very rude.

Subway sandwich is making me
hungry actually.

Oh yeah, I know. Me
too. Okay. So

I digress.

Food, Food. It doesn't take,

I'm a food oriented. It
doesn't take much to look

at me and go, Here's
a food orientated kind of

guy.

Right. Moron of the day.
So

Moron of the day. Do

You wanna explain

That one? So, Moron of
the day is basically our

fortnight Lou on the fortnightly
podcast. We'll pick somebody's done

something dumb. Basically there's no
other nice way we can't

sugar coat it. It's where
somebody's done some dumb shit

and we're gonna basically talk
about it and poke some

fun and Yes. Yeah. Or,
or somebody's had a go

at us about something or
Yeah. People that we believe

are morons. A morons. Yeah.
Let's go with that.

Okay. So

This is a good, this
is, so this is your

story. I'm, this is my
story. I'm take this one.

I'm gonna tell it. So
I'll, I'll take you to

a little time and a
little place. And I know

I knew you were gonna

Do that. Then

We were in a car
park in a shopping center

near to where I'd live
and we've parked up for

the day to go and
go into the center, get

some stuff done when we
have come back in the

crosshatched spacing next to the
car, the, the spacing that

is there so that people
with disabilities are able to

exit and enter their vehicle
safely and just even do

so people in wheelchairs, you
know, and, and that use

mobility devices need to be
able to open their doors

as wide as possible so
that they can transfer into

a car. It's not like
you can stand up to

get into a vehicle. Anyway,
we've got back and we

have found that somebody has
parked their brand new Holly

Davidson and it was Brun
spanking you shiny and beautiful.

I was gonna steal it
if I couldn't, if I

could ride a bike.

Yeah, I know I was
that the legs, the lack

of legs probably would prevent
you from doing that.

I wouldn't get too

Far. Yeah. No. Was parked
right next door to my

door, you know, which, if
you are an able-bodied person,

you could probably have fit
through the space and opened

the door. Okay. But it's
a wheelchair spot. So this

idiot has parked his bike
right next door to my

car door. So I've thought
to myself, oh shit, I

don't know what the hell
I'm I'm gonna do here

if I'm through

The boot. Yes.

I've done climbed through the
boot. I've, that's, you know,

it's amazing how often we
have to do stuff like

that. So I've, I've dragged
myself through the back of

the car, climbed over the
seats. I can tell you

something guys. It's not easy
when you can't use your

legs to get through.

It's, it's easy when you
have no legs. Trust me.

Oh,

I'm so jealous. I really
think I need to get

my check

Off. I told you I
know a good surgeon, he'd

probably do a good

Deal. Bit of a twofer.

Yeah. Shout out. Shout out
to Dr. Ward Harvey on

the Gold Coast. You're a
legend.

And anyway, so I thought
to myself, do you know

what this guy needs to
realize what he's done that,

you know, it took us
an extra half an hour

to get into the vehicle
because I had to climb

through it. Yep. So I
found a piece of paper

in the car, Love this.
And I wrote a little

note on the piece of
paper, which I then attached

to the motorcycle, which said,
and I quote, I'm so,

so sorry for the damage
I've caused to your bike.

It's, I know it's all
scratched up and I've done

some real damage here. However,
I couldn't get into my

car because you parked so
close to my door. I'm

really, really sorry. Now I
hadn't gone anywhere near the

bike, like nowhere near it
at all.

There was no way the
bike was damaged

And you got him

Sweating. But I wanted to
get him sweating. I wanted

him to think twice about
doing stupid shit like that.

I really wish we'd been
fly on the wall and

waited around and

Should just sat there.

Know, it's a shame that
we leave cuz I would've

loved to have seen him
his face when he saw

that note and he was
inspecting his bike to try,

try and find all the
damage we'd done to it.

I mean, that would've been
bloody

Hilarious. We're not advocating for
damaging other people's property. That's

not what No,

But it's okay to make
them think it's damaged if

they've done shit

Like that. Yeah, absolutely.

Guys, if, if there's crosshatching
in a car park, you

regardless on what of what
that's for, it's clearly designated

as a no parking area.
It's not rocket science,

Don't park there. Simple.

Don't bother. Simple. Very, very,
very, very, very simple.

I like that one. I
like that It happens more

time than, more times than
we'd like to.

Oh, like it constantly happens.
It does. We had a

friend of ours, Darren, leave
a, a message on the

post we did last night
or this morning, quite this

morning. I think about what
he does in that, in

that situation, I think he
was saying something about letting

the tires down on their
vehicle. But then the, the

crap bit of that is
that you are unable to

get into your vehicle if
their theirs is stuck in

The way. Yeah, true that.
So you're letting down their

ties and they're kind of
probably gonna know who it

is. Yeah.

But that'd be kind of
fun

To Oh, with, I was
with a guy that did

that once. Oh really? Yeah.
Yeah. Brand beauti, brand new.

This was back when the
Holden man Naro was back

out in Australia and it
was like the new version,

say early two thousands or
so. And this guy was

parked too close to us
and you know, just not

a care in the world.
So my, my friend who

was visiting from Canada, so,
you know, zero shit's given,

Doesn't, doesn't care Cause he's
not worried about being,

You know, being followed or
being recognized. Thanks very much.

Went round and let down
all four tires on this

guy's brand spanking new red
Menaro and dropped it on

Let's Gut.

Whoops. Whoops. See so why,
why, why did he do

That? Because a similar situation.
He'd parked well over a

line.

He wasn't just some kind
of messed up human being

that thought it'd be really
funny to, for letting somebody's

car ties down just cuz
they were having a new

car and he was let's

Go on holiday to Australia
and let some people's tires

down. No,

An expensive trip.

Similar thing he'd parked way
too close and there was

about two inches between my
door and his door. Oh,

okay. Yeah. So we, we,
there was no getting into

the car, so we went
to the pub instead.

Well, it seems seems like
a, a nice compromise to

me. Yeah.

Pub pub meals. Absolutely.

No, most people think about
having a beer. No. Adam

thinks about pub meals. Yes.

Yeah, well there was, there
was beer involved too. Oh,

Okay. Well, okay. You know,
you're Aussie after all you

gotta have

A beer. This is true.

Gotta have a beer.

So onto our next segment,

The Kindness Virus.

Tash

How do you feel like
this podcast is going so

far? Are we, have we
spoken enough bullshit yet?

Let's see how many people
have tuned in and how

many comments

And how, how often, how
long they last, I

Guess. Yeah. If we, if
we've got people telling us

not to give out by
day jobs, maybe we, we'll

need to get better

At it. Okay. So the
final segment is the Kindness

Virus.

You came up with the
name

For this one. I came
up with a name I,

I have to explain here.
So originally we were talking

about calling it the Kindness
Pandemic. Yeah. But it's already

out there. Yeah. That there,
you know, the, the, the

Facebook group, there's, there's a
whole movement called the Kind

Kindness Pandemic. So we were
like, okay, well I was

like, Mm, okay, what else
can we use that's kind

of similar. Oh, I've got
it. The Kindness Virus. And

it just made me laugh.
It's ridiculous. It's so ridiculous.

But it's kind of what
we're all about. Yeah,

Yeah. Kindness in Ebola form,

You'll, you'll hear the, the
zombies and the no section

in the music that kind
of relates to this whole

thing that we're, we're a
little bit out there. So

Conness Forest,

So this is all about
giving a shout out and

a thank you to some
amazing people doing amazing things,

whether they're people we know
personally, charitable organizations, anyone that's

doing good in the world.
And you know, there's, there's

so much focus these days
on the negatives, on the,

on the bullshit. And both
Adam and I are very,

very much about the positives.
I know, I know in

this podcast so far we've,
we've spoken a lot about,

you know, things that we've
got on our high horses

about. But to be fair,
we are happy people. We

are, and we believe in
spreading love and positivity and

kindness. So we wanna give
shoutouts as our last segment

in the day to some
amazing people doing amazing things.

So we thought it was
only fitting for this very

first two cripples, one pair
of leagues podcast I got

that name. I did get
Go

Me go You five.

Yeah. Yeah.

Right.

So we thought this was
only appropriate that for this

Kindness virus segment, we gave
a shout out to the

amazing people here at Pod
Fire, Ruby, Ziggy, Brett, and,

And

The rest of the team
and the rest of the

team for helping us make
this happen. Absolutely.

Absolutely. They, they've been very,
very kind to offer us

this opportunity and, and, and
it was offered to us.

It wasn't something that we
approached them over. So we,

we feel kind of blessed
that we're getting the chance

to do this as, as
messed up as it may

be.

And it, it is messed.
Yeah, it is messed up.

Yeah, it is. But hey,
we have, that's all that

matters.

Yeah. And it's kind of
in a, in a way

too. It's, it's diverting the
blame. So if you don't

like what we're, you don't,
if you don't like it,

blame then

If, if, if you, if
you love this podcast, then

come, come see us on
our, all of our socials

channels. Come visit us at,
in Vince a official come,

come visit us on our
pod podcast channel as well.

The two crips.one

One pair of legs that's

On in, on Instagram, because
you know, it's great, but

if it's shit, well, you
know, maybe go see somebody

else.

Yeah, exactly. Yes.

Did you think I was
gonna say something else then?

Because

I was, I was really

What I was gonna say,

I was like, man that's
gonna, that's, that's sending things

at the end of this
podcast that's really sending things

to

Really different

Dungeons into the dungeon. Into
the dungeon.

No, I promise that wasn't
what I was gonna say.

It's all good, but a
massive shout out to those

guys. They have done the
hard yards to pull this

all together for us. Yes.
We've just been here, you

know, talking a lot of
shit, being

Ourselves

And having a bit of
fun basically. So, yeah. So

thank you to those guys.
But yeah,

So on our next episode,
I think we are looking

to get a guest co-host.

We are. Yeah,

We are. So we are
putting the feelers out at

the moment for anybody interested
in coming on our podcast.

We've got quite a list
of people to get through,

but we will be looking
for more. So if anyone's

got any suggestions,

Do you wanna come and
have a chat with us

and sit in the seat

With us? If you are
doing

Out

Really, really cool things in
the world, we, we wanna

share your story and obviously
interview you and hopefully you

can come in and join
in with some of our

messed up shit cuz you
know, that's what we're some

Of our messed

Up, some of our messed
up shit. Get on your

high horse with this. Talk
about some of the social

crap you get and also,
you know, maybe give a

shout out to somebody who's
been kind to you.

Yep, absolutely. Yep. Absolutely. Groovy.
Well,

I think that's it. I
think that's us for the

day.

I, I think that is
is us for the day.

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was gonna say don't remember,

don't forget. Yes,

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