Prepping for the Big Day

The parade is in two days. The cart is a wreck held together by Holic's late nights and Lorne's charity. No horses. A wanted terrorist's recipe in Beetle's fanny pack. Talim back in debt to the living. What the crew has cooked up so far won't feed a queue — and Queens is the whole city watching.

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Welcome back everyone to another exciting episode of the Rodgons!
Yay!
Yeah!
We did it!
We're back!
We managed to get off of the screen.
I missed it!
I missed it!
Woo!
So we've been away for future people who will probably be listening to this in kind of logical order when we're on episode 500, 5 million if we ever get that far.
Basically, we were away for an entire month, so forgive us if some things kind of schmoodle on the way.
We took a break here on June, but, of course, everyone's back.
We're all here.
We're all here with you.
Thanks, everyone, who came back to come visit us, even though we're about a month away.
So thank you all so very much for coming back to another exciting episode of the Raccoons, the ones that bring you the show.
We're going to go from left to right with the amazing players that bring you the show, starting off with Minerva.
It's me!
I'm back!
I'm here to be your problem again.
My name is Minerva, a.k.a.
PartyDemonass.
You can find me under that handle on all platforms.
I am an artist and a VTuber and a problem, and I'm today's problem as well.
And you could be a problem, too, by being here for the live shows.
But I play the level 5 Null Ranger Greg Rocus.
Sorry.
I had a phone call.
I'm sitting here like, the fuck?
I got really confused on it.
It's a number I don't have.
So I got.
Don't worry, Sauron.
At least Min did her job.
Fuck you.
All right.
Next up, we got Cabal.
Hi, I'm Cabal.
I'm your resident horror host streamer, also a voice actor and artist here on Twitch.tv.
And I am playing Tuleem Magist.
What is it?
Tuleem Shabura, the ghost magus, local spirit of capitalism.
Tuleem Magist.
Yeah, Tuleem Magist.
Everybody's favorite archetype.
Go play.
He invented it.
Yeah, I invented it.
Also, now able to be a coin-based rail cannon.
So, yeah, that's fun.
Perfect, perfect.
And of course, with our resident little guy, Froggy Luck.
Yes, hello.
Good times, everybody.
Hope you had a wonderful week, and hope you're having a wonderful weekend so far
for our YouTubers and people in the future who are hearing this.
That's a crazy, cool concept.
I hope you're having a wonderful time wherever you are.
I am Froggy Luck.
I am a professional artist, live 2D rigger, and also a variety streamer here on Twitch.
But you can find me on all sorts of other social media platforms under the same handle.
Today, I will be playing Beatles Above, the level 5 kobold investigator.
Okay, next up, we have the other Star Wars.
The other artistic...
All right, it's Canada Day!
Also, Froggy's Canadian.
There you go.
Happy hoity hoity hoity!
Hey, hey, hey, Tim!
Get your chimmies!
Drink your chimmies!
Drink your syrup!
Get your chimmies!
Petaboos!
Don't do that.
Why didn't you just start playing Shaq Magneoni?
Huh?
What?
What?
And next, our resident big guy...
Heart!
Yeah, hello.
My name is SnottyShnub, as Cav calls me.
You can find me at SaltyJob on most platforms.
I do funny art, and I play art.
He's also, as everyone else, level 5.
But the cool thing about him being level 5 is that every level posts a certain point.
Heart gets faster, because he's a monk.
So, Heart is at this point.
Heart's base speed is at the same rate as a running horse.
My god!
What the crap?
That's terrifying, actually.
I just want to see Heart approach somebody on all fours.
Just rapidly approach...
Yes! Oh my god!
She sent me this video from Filthy Frank.
This little Filthy Frank clip, and it's been living in my head rent-free ever since she sent it to me.
And it's just Filthy Frank going,
I summoned the speed lord!
And then this guy appears in a onesie,
and runs at another naked dude,
and the naked dude picks up a garbage can,
and just smashes it over his back,
and now I'm just picturing Heart as the speed lord!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It's just Heart rapidly approaches somebody doing,
what is it, the Rob Schneider, the animal run?
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Holy smokes!
And of course, I am your host and Game Master for the evening.
I am Zorin the Bear.
Hope everyone's had a lovely break.
I'm so glad to see everyone again today.
And, of course, if you are interested in watching the shows live,
we are on twitch.tv forward slash narrative declaration.
Of course, you can always watch the videos on youtube.com forward slash narrative declaration
and follow our updates on Twitter.
And, of course, we have our own Discord, all narrative declaration or narrative declar on Twitter
because we can't put the whole name on Twitter.
Declar.
It's a pretty cool website.
Yeah, I had to put it that way.
It's pretty cool to be able to just say Google.
Google me.
Yeah, just Google it.
You know, it helps out, of course, on podcast platforms, all the stuff you prefer, podcast listening.
And maybe right now you're listening.
Maybe you're washing dishes.
Maybe you're on the road.
Maybe you're driving.
Maybe you're walking.
Maybe you forgot to drink your lactate.
Yeah, maybe you're on the shitter right now.
Just everything's crashing down.
Let's just call it how it is.
We know you're sitting on the toilet.
All right.
Yeah, we know you're there.
Don't strain yourself.
Look, it's okay.
We're here for you.
Sorry, I don't know why this episode is turning into, like, Poop RP, the episode.
Okay, moving on, moving on, moving on.
Yeah, moving on, moving on.
It's so good to see everyone.
But, of course, now it's the challenge around who remembered what happened last time for two hero points.
Got it.
Um, I, I, I, I got it, but I, I won't, I won't get all of the hero points.
I want to point something out.
Cabal, literally last episode centered around you.
How do you not remember?
Pass it on it.
When he was coming down from the comet, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He didn't take notes.
I actually do remember what happened, but I'm also full of chicken tenders, and as I said before, peanut butter shakes, so.
Yeah, your ass is ready to fucking launch, so.
All right.
It was me.
I was the one sitting on the toilet the entire time.
Okay, who else, who else, who else wants to give me a, a reminder for two hero points?
And if not, I could increase my total from three to five.
I mean, I could do it.
I just, would I be able to share my points with someone?
Uh, if, if you share the, share the work with somebody, if you do one half, someone else does the other.
Then you'll get one, the other one get another one.
Uh, who wants to share it with me?
I'm reading my notes right now, and they're really shitty.
And I don't know why.
Normally, I write, like, a paragraph or two paragraphs after a session.
These are really garbage.
There's even, like, asteriskses randomly placed in here, but then I didn't elaborate on what the asteriskses mean.
I'm not getting these points this way.
No, we do like, we do like it when you write insider jokes for yourself and never, like, remember what the insider jokes are.
Ah, future me is going to find this so funny.
Here, let's, let's do this.
You know what?
All right, fine.
Great.
If me and Min want to, Min, do you want to take the part where, like, like, the party sign and I'll take the spirit journey sign?
Uh, sure.
All right.
Sure, sure, sure, sure.
All right.
I got this.
Don't forget to mention the mirror or the glass, paint of glass.
It's the best part.
Of course.
Of course.
What do you think I am?
Someone who doesn't take notes?
I have a bullet here that just says the glass gag.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, I remember that.
The glass gag.
Okay.
Yeah, I got this.
All right.
The goons would return home to the Pond's Pilaster after somehow succeeding in smuggling Baldrick back in.
The streets were surprisingly empty, but the group was preoccupied with conversation to realize right away.
Parentheses, it was mostly just Beetle yammering on about things, honestly.
The scene would then switch to Talim.
Talim would find himself back in the deserts of Quan Shear, a place that he had long since journeyed away from.
In his time as a wandering spirit in the lands, finding himself beaten and battered and remembering the loss recent of a caravan.
He could look around to see the sand shifting around him, wondering just how he got there.
As if something were clawing at the back of his mind and just out of reach.
To interrupt real quick, my lights are flickering.
Oh, yeah.
So as I talked about good old Texas infrastructure, if the stream goes down, it gets cut up.
You know why.
Thanks, Texas.
No.
Anyway, continue on.
My bad.
All right.
So back in the land of the living, the trio would notice a series of flashes that would call their attention to the fact that they were absolutely surrounded by Tyrant's Guild members.
After some hurried and panicked thinking and scouting to find a way out of the situation, they find a warehouse door to try and squeeze through.
Only for the Tyrant's Guild to charge and start chasing them.
Cue the chase scene, but not before it flashes back to Talim.
Talim finds himself a new caravan to travel with.
And it seems that there are raiders or, you know, those who will act as highwaymen in the desert of Quanshear surrounding him and his as he tries to find a new place to call home or, you know, on the travels back.
As they draw closer, he alerts those members of the caravan that enemies are approaching, reflecting the rays of the hot and searing Quanshear sun off of his shield, noting that they should prepare themselves.
The chase would go back to the trio and they start to book it, Heart taking the lead to head toward a crane not too far in the distance.
Gray would point up at a crate.
It was carrying a massive box to try and signal Heart to try and knock it down and obstruct the way.
Beetle Nat 20 while trying to suppress the following force from the guild and literally shot a dude in the face.
It was pretty cool.
It should be noted that the amount of tokens was not representative of how many dudes were actually trying to chase us.
Zoran doesn't have a token problem.
Smiles.
Beetle would try to shoot down the box and roll a five, try to hero point it, and then Nat one.
How did this happen?
But due to the benevolence of the bear and unknown help, Beetle was given another chance.
The unknown help was a vision of Talim.
Talim, while in the deserts of Kwan-sheer, is on the back of a wagon that is currently being chased by the raiders.
Negotiations breaking down as they try and take what supplies are being carried on by the caravan.
As they pass by some rocks, Talim lashes out with his asshole to wrap it around some stones to try and pull it down in the path of the raiders, struggling as the wagon fears past it, just barely managing to yank it into their way, seemingly a bit later than he had hoped.
As he turns back to look at his companions and spur them on, it seems that the goons have gotten themselves into even more trouble.
Gray would struggle to run past the crate before it was falling, and after I rolled a 16 and wasn't sure, I was egged on by Froggy to re-roll using a hero point, and I got a 15 instead.
Froggy would proceed to apologize for encouraging this behavior, but we all know she'll do it again.
Why are you bullying me in the sauces?
Because I was watching it literally last night and went, hmm.
Hmm.
Well, well, Froggy.
I'm sensing some hostility.
Okay, please continue with less.
Heart caught the massive box and directed it towards the guild members by the growing larger and throwing them with a lot of oomph.
The goons would then book it until another element would show itself, but not really.
An unknown sniper from above, through the power of chat voting on a poll, he shot Beetle.
The kobold takes an awful hit to the side of his arm, and the group was now being hunted.
But then, something heinous arrives in the path.
Something unavoidably insidious.
It's just two dudes carrying a pane of glass.
They're just doing their job.
Heart screams at the dudes, and they stand still to try and get around him.
Uh, suddenly, we're back to Talim.
As Talim, seemingly having shifted to another point in time, is back to wandering through the sands of Quan Shere.
His form beaten, a little bit worse for the wear.
But as he trudges on, he notices a strange mirror-like object.
It's made of crystal, but somehow reflects something deeper.
Something not of the world that he's currently in, in the middle of the desert.
He's not sure if he's just thirsty, and it's a mirage before him.
Or if it's some artifact from another time, from another place, that has appeared before him.
But, drawing on all the reason that he has, he decides to continue on and not try his luck with the strange and seemingly unknowable object that may or may not have been a pane of glass.
So, after a lot of fumbling, the group gets around the glass, and then they're confronted with, basically, Frogger.
Basically, Frogger.
Uh, then they try to get around the Frogger scenario.
Uh, Grey does great.
Uh, Heart is basically screaming at traffic.
Uh, Beetle falls off at one point and grows winglets, and they're really cute.
Yeah!
Uh, and then we end up going around a corner and hopping a fence, and then we are surrounded.
And then, the sky opens up.
Clem, at this point, had found his way through the desert of Quan's chair, stumbling upon what seemed to be an oasis of other travelers.
Uh, tired and looking for a bit of respite, he spends time with them, seemingly,
people that he knew, but he can't quite put his finger on it.
And, as he walks along with the caravan leader, speaking and talking of their adventures,
and, uh, adventures yet to come,
a strange feeling comes over him.
He looks at the caravan leader,
who looks
both at him, and past him.
And,
Clem is told that
there's still more work to be done.
But, of course,
the caravans
never stop.
Trade always continues.
The coin must flow.
But, in this case,
that's not it.
As the caravan leader
points behind him,
there seems to be a
swirling portal
to the top of a
dune.
portal that
Clem doesn't
know where it goes,
but it seems
ever so familiar.
And the caravan tells him,
or the caravan leader tells him that
it's time.
It's time for him to leave this place,
leave the past behind,
and return to where he should be.
Because
it needs to be made whole.
And as Clem looks back
one last time
at the caravan,
he looks forward once again
and
dives through it.
And in that moment,
he finds himself
hurtling
through the skies
and down towards
a group of individuals
that seem to
have four,
what is it,
three battered
bellows
on the ropes.
Talim essentially
just crashes down
and beats the crap
out of everybody.
The rest of the group
is eventually
taken down.
There's a group hug.
Everyone cried.
I didn't cry.
I don't know what you're
talking about.
And then
the sniper comes back,
shooting Beetle again
because Chad's a cruel god.
And then
Talim
managed to intervene
with his magic
to repel the bullet,
which is really cool.
It's really sick.
And then after that,
everyone decided
it was time to get out of there
and return to the Elmas.
There we go.
That's where we are.
That's where we are.
That's where we are.
I think that gives
one hero point
to each of you.
Yay!
Ray gets a hero point
and Talim
gets a hero point.
Very hero point.
Very well done,
everyone.
So,
but of course,
we do leave off
after that.
You guys have been
traveling through
through the city of Elset
back into the ponds
pilaster
where you're inside now
and you're heading back
to Elmas Tavern
because you do need
to report back
to the Elmas
about a job well done
along with the recipe
that Baldrick Weathers
gave you.
As you're heading back,
you have some time
to talk with each other
as your friend
Talim is back.
There must be
a lot of questions
you have to ask him
or maybe nothing.
But now I hand
the scene to you
as you are heading
through the city
once more.
I would like to
start it off with
Gray has kind of
like started hovering
a little bit
around Talim
because she's just
worried.
She's never had
a child come back.
So she's just
kind of like
a helicopter mom,
but not too bad.
Just a little bit.
Just a little bit.
She's just like
making sure he's fine.
Talim is just
floating along.
It seems as,
you know,
as if he never left.
He has one hand
tucked behind his back
and a coin
or a ghostly coin
flipping through
his fingers
while the other one
just rests on the
pommel of his sword
looking at the rest
of the group
and also
seeming to be
somewhat in thought.
Heart is showing
off his bracelets
that he invested
money in
thinking that
Talim would be
very proud of him.
How is Heart
showing off the bracelets?
Is Heart like
walking backwards
in front of Talim
like waving them
in front of Talim's face?
Yeah,
and he takes them off
and he shows them off
like, look, look,
I spent money
on these silk patterns
on the inside.
Look how much money
is in these.
Uh, Beetle is also
walking
with Heart
facing Talim
and while
Heart is talking
about
his bracelets
Beetle's like
did the old man
send you?
Did the old man
send you to a rock?
How'd you get in the rock?
That was really cool!
Talim will like
look and he'll
kind of like
trace a finger
along the
silk patterns
and he's like
ah,
I recognize
the script.
It's like
I hope that
these will
serve us well
in our adventures.
I think they will
fit you
quite good.
And he'll look down
at Beetle and he's like
old man,
I'm not quite sure
what you speak of
in the rock.
I saw only the sands.
There I was.
Sand?
There's no sand
in the rock.
Unless there was
sand in the rock.
I couldn't get the rock
open because there's a rock.
What if sand...
What if sand...
What if sand
if not a bunch
of small rocks, dude?
Talim.
Yeah.
Right on that moment
as you're hearing
Beetle going,
what?
There's no sand in the rock.
There's no rock
or anything you hear.
There's no more gold,
Talim.
There's no more gold!
It's like your vision
goes black a little bit.
But you see
there are tendrils
coming into your vision
and stuff
as Beetle
kind of like
looks oddly
different now.
It's just someone's
grabbing you
and shaking you.
There's no more gold,
Talim.
No more!
There's no more gold!
And then bam!
It cuts right back
and everyone's
back again.
But you're starting
to notice something
kind of like
in your ghostly visage
that you see
that there's trails
of something
inside.
It's like looking
at Jell-O in a way
and seeing there's
a tendril
of something
in there.
Talim,
do me a favor.
I'm going to have
to figure this out.
We're going to put
yourself at Wounded
1.
Okay.
This is going
to be
The Rotten
Condition.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Or I mean,
yay!
He said the thing!
To explain
what the Rotten
Condition is,
your character,
in terms of feelings,
you still,
for the most part,
feel normal,
but you feel
that there's
something a bit
off.
And you begin
to see
sort of like
this black
ichor just
kind of like
sort of kind
of trail
inside of
your body,
basically.
The ones
that are more
whole,
where people
can't quite
see through,
depending on
your limits,
however you
want to show
yourself.
Basically,
you can notice
it.
If you look
close enough,
you can see
tendrils of
this kind of
black vein
stuff kind of
going through
you.
And what
the Rotten
Condition does
is it
permanently
makes you
wounded,
basically.
You can't,
no resting,
no medicine
that you are
aware of,
no anything
can take this
away.
For every
time you
die,
you
basically
gain this
condition.
So,
you're now
currently
Rotten 1.
And what that
means,
because you're
permanently
wounded,
every time
you go
down,
instead of
just being
a dying
1,
you're
a dying
2.
So,
it becomes
easier to
die.
All right.
On the
other hand,
though,
due to
Talim's
ghostly
nature,
it was
already
harder for
him to
die.
Exactly.
And,
it seems
like,
you know,
as Talim
is looking
down at
Beatle,
it seems
for a
moment that
if Beatle
is looking
up at
Talim,
like his
normally
stark,
white,
ghostly,
almost glowing
eyes,
it seems
like now
there's a
little bit
something else
in them.
Now there's,
it seems to be,
you know,
like if
somebody had
been tired
and they
had like,
you know,
you know,
like red
veins showing
in their
eyes,
there seems
to be
tendrils
of blackness
within the
ghostly gaze.
Beatle is
still
blabbering
about where
did Talim
come from?
Did Lorne
send him,
you know,
down from the
sky in a
comet?
and the
longer the
beetle blabs
and is
gazing
up at
Talim,
the more
his speech
kind of
trickles
off and
then he
just kind
of falls
quiet and
he's just
walking
backwards
staring
and he
slowly
turns around
so he's
facing forward
again and
stops
talking
to Talim.
Talim like
kind of tilts
his head to
the side
and he's
like,
strange.
It's like,
and he'll
look around
and he's
like,
did
Beatle
exhaust
himself?
You know,
while
he did
grow two
new appendages.
Yeah.
Oh,
yeah!
I got
a high
and Beatle
points at
his busted
ass,
popped open
shirt and
his little
winglets and
he gives
them little
flaps and
he sounds
like awkward,
like nervous,
like he's
kind of almost
worried that
he's angered
something in
Talim or
done something
to cause
the weird
thing that's
going on with
Talim's
face.
So he's
he has
like this
kind of
almost
defensive
like,
yeah,
that's
pretty cool.
Nervous.
Did that
hurt when
it happened?
You know,
if it did,
I don't
remember.
The adrenaline
was kind of
really flowing.
Really pumping.
Shock.
Yeah,
that.
I think they
suit you.
They're very cute.
I wonder if I
can fly with
them.
We should
climb,
when we get
back to the
elbows,
we should
climb up
onto the
roof and
Hart,
you should
throw me
off.
We should
not do
that.
We should
do that.
Perhaps
something that
is less
vertical,
you know.
Let us
start with
maybe a few
boxes,
perhaps a
mattress beneath.
Okay.
That's a good
idea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just like that.
And then the
roof.
No,
no,
that's a
big jump.
No,
no.
More boxes.
I want to
find a big
clump of
city smog
and smoke
and I want
to fly right
through it,
but like this
and the beetle
makes a starfish
shape and I
want to like,
you know,
cookie cutters.
I want to do
that,
but with the
smog.
You're going
to fall into
the pit if
you do that.
Stop it.
And this is
how we lose
beetle.
I can't
believe
beetle
wound up
getting
sponsored
through
a tragic
skydiving
accident.
I had to
carry your
gem.
You're just
a perfect
suicidal
person we
need.
We're
doing a
circus
recently.
We're
looking for
somebody who
has no
sense of
self-preservation
to do this
job.
Heart
holds out
the hand
for beetle
in case he
wants a
ride.
Oh,
beetle
takes it
and climbs
up on the
heart's
shoulder.
heart
raises him
up and
whispers to
beetle and
he goes,
I believe
in you.
You're like
a little
dragon.
Yeah,
a little
dragon or
a butterfly.
Yeah,
whatever that
is.
I can
hear you
too.
I may be
old, but
my ears
still work.
He
looked
terrified.
Don't do
anything stupid.
stupid.
He just
got back
to
leave.
I
don't
know.
I
don't
know.
I
don't
know.
Beetle isn't
stupid.
He's clever.
I'm clever.
Good.
Clever people
can still do
dumb things.
What?
But to leave
actually, he winds
up looking over
at Grant.
He's like, so
how long
was I
gone?
Like, what's
well, what
is obviously
something has
happened.
I would
not have come
back to the
tyrant's guild
surrounded all
surrounding all
of you if
there had not
been something
well.
Well, and
he looks at
he looks at
Bielenheart.
When we
what I just
said,
when we
crawled out
of the
ruins,
something
happened.
It had
been over
a week.
Something
happened.
We don't
even we were
down there for
what?
A few
hours.
We spent
about
10 minutes
in there
after you
were
turned into
a rock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm so happy
that you're
back, though.
So happy.
Yeah, I'm
really glad
that Lord
got you
out of
that rock.
You were
in a rock.
Yeah.
Speaking of
a rock,
but I'm
your essence
seemed to
have been
sucked into
a gem
and we
didn't
know if
you were
going to
come back
or not.
Maybe you
saw sand in
there because
it was like
you were
asleep?
You were
having a
little dream?
I think
it was
more than
just a
dream.
The nature
of the
spirit is
oftentimes
we are
tied to
the world
because of
something
something
something
that connects
us beyond
even death.
In my
case,
and he
pulls the
hand out
from behind
his back
and he
flips the
spectral coin
to it.
It's
money.
As long
as coin
flows,
I persist.
Well,
you'll be glad
to know
for that
coin flow.
we managed
to smuggle
someone in,
got some
money for
it,
and we're
tired.
Yeah,
we did it
because,
you know,
honor,
we wanted
to honor
you,
so we
did it.
We did
smuggling.
We smuggled
for you.
that I have
never been
more proud.
Go ahead,
Heart,
you can cry.
It's okay.
you know,
just doing
the mouth
sucking.
Pat,
Pat,
Pat,
on the back,
just like,
it's okay.
You can cry.
They're there.
It's not much
and it's not
honest work,
but at least
it pays.
Yeah.
Like criminals.
Who said
that sky
from above?
There's just
a guy in the room
where,
yeah,
like criminals,
you know,
that's how that
works.
It's not much.
Is that a fucking
ghost?
Don't worry
about it.
Man,
this town's
going to shit.
Guy rolls over.
Stop
discriminating.
just reaches
reaches up,
just close the
window.
Just shut up.
Go ahead.
All right,
this is my
spectralists.
So what did
you smuggle
in?
Was it
spices?
It was a
whole man.
Yeah.
He was,
he was described
as a public
menace.
Yeah.
Or in other
words,
a revolutionist.
Yeah.
Or a revolutionist.
Or a revolutionist.
He kind of like
stops for,
like everybody's
like kind of
walking along
and Talim
just kind of
like stops
hovering and
like he stops
like flicking
the coin
between his
fingers and
it's like,
you smuggled
in.
A revolutionist.
Well,
more like
someone who
kills a lot
of tyrant
guards.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That with
bombs.
He's a
revolutionist.
Yeah.
The Elmas
had us do
it.
Yeah.
Like,
he flips
the coin
into his
palm and
he holds
it with
like the
last two
fingers
in his
hand.
And he
takes his
pointer finger
and his
thumb and
he kind
of like
massages
like the
bridge of
like his
mask.
He's just
like.
So you
smuggled
in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A revolutionist
at the
bidding of
the Elmas.
Yeah.
That is
known for
bombing the
Tyrant's
Guild.
Yeah.
I.
So we've
advanced that
far.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we
did it
in like
a day.
We did
a day.
You've
been gone
for a few
days,
maybe.
Yeah.
Like,
technically,
you were,
you have
been gone
from the
time we
went into
the hole.
You've been
gone for
about one
and a half
weeks,
which means
that according
to this
list,
Ripe
Beetle
holds up
the list
of like
how many
days we
have left
until
things need
to start
happening.
Heart can't
read,
so he
holds it
up to
Beetle
to be
like,
there's
how many
days left?
There's
insert number
of days
left here.
you don't
know.
It's been
a month.
It's been
a month
and more
since they
remember some
of the
details.
Basically,
you know,
you've been
away for
weeks.
Basically,
there was a
bit of a
time fuckery
when you got
out of the
hole.
So,
Talim,
you've been
dead for
like three
weeks or
so.
Basically,
you know,
you've been
gone for it.
You know,
the parade's
coming up
pretty soon.
for the
time frame
that you
have.
We keep
it nebulous
because if
we start
tracking this
stuff,
it gets
very,
forgive us.
Forgive us.
It's just to
help things
along.
We're a show.
So,
basically,
support.
Get him,
chant.
Yeah.
Stab,
stab,
stab.
So,
stab,
stab,
kith,
kith,
kith.
So,
you know,
you've been
away for a
while.
A chunk of
time,
not years,
but obviously,
but,
you know,
a good chunk
of time to burn.
A lot has
developed since
then.
So,
like,
Talena's kind
of,
like,
standing there,
like,
massages,
like,
the bridge of
his nose,
and he kind
of,
like,
looks up,
and you
will expect
to take,
like,
you know,
hear,
like,
a deep
breath,
and he
just kind
of looks
up,
and he
dusts,
you know,
he dusts
himself off,
and he
looks back
down,
and looks
up,
and he
bites his
lip,
and he
looks away,
and then he
opens his
eyes,
and he
closes them,
and looks
down.
I went into
and he
stands up,
and he
sits back,
and breaks
down.
And he
had to
do it
to him.
And,
uh,
he looks
back at
the,
uh,
at the
three of
them,
and he's
just like,
so,
you smuggled
in a
revolutionary.
You were
chased down
by the
tyrant's
guild.
Are there
haunted posters?
Uh...
Heart
turns around
to one
of the
walls,
and he...
Soren,
you mentioned
in the
last episode
that there
was indeed
at least
a wanted
poster
of Heart.
Can I,
as a narrative
declaration,
just have
one right
there by,
like,
one street
down?
Like,
we're walking
by,
and Heart
just rips
it off.
Sure,
I'll take a
narrative
declaration for
that,
absolutely.
Nice!
I will spend
a hero point
to do that,
then.
Heart,
Heart
rips
one off
the wall
and goes,
look,
it's me!
And he has
the same face.
Heart being
one of the
Yonkai.
So,
as you're
going down,
and thanks to
Heart's
narrative
declaration,
as you're
going down,
you'll occasionally
see, like,
some postings
here and there.
You do see
the ones
you've seen
before.
I would
bring up
the asset,
but I keep
forgetting to
ask for
the asset
or so,
of the
lovely
bounty board
image that
Two-Tale
Story's made.
But,
I can't seem
to find it
anymore.
So,
there's that,
there's that
bounty board
that you see
of the
other,
basically the
other group,
where you see
a weird bird
person,
weird bucket
hound,
where this
group,
besides you,
Talim,
well,
no,
that person
is Bulgic
Weathers.
There is
a sort
of elvish
lady and
a tree man
and a very
angry-looking
guy with
goggles.
on these
posters and
offered a
good amount
of money
for them.
And then
ever so
often you'll
see some
singular ones
of you
guys.
Very low
amount.
We're talking
like 10
gold,
just to bring
them in.
You know,
like not
something super
major,
but for
heart,
for some
reason.
It's a
chunk higher.
It's a
chunk higher
of money,
but of
course,
you know,
big money
means more
popularity,
right?
Yeah.
Big number.
So it's
wanted posters
of heart,
who is the
currently has
the highest
price on his
head.
Beetle
and gray.
Yeah,
beetle gray
and also
you,
but it
is like
horribly
mangled
kind of
where no
one could
quite get
a good
eye on
you.
So it
just seems
like it's
this guy
like just
some robed
guy with
a money
bag and
like a
little
disgruntled
face.
He's kind
of crouched
down going
I like
the money.
I can
see the
sound that
you made.
It's
Wario.
like a
skinny
robed
Wario.
I can't
believe
the Tyrant's
Guild
picked to
me as
Waligi.
Yeah.
They're
profiling
you.
Oh,
no.
Anyway,
so like
Delim
will like
float over
and like
float past
heart like
holding out
the
the wanted
poster and
he'll like
look at
them.
It's like
it's like
all right,
beetle.
gray and
I mean,
and like
Delim
looks at
it and
he and
he like
mage hands
his own
wanted poster
off like
off the
wall and
he brings
it close and
he squints
at it and
the rest of
the party
probably sees
him like he's
kind of like
hunched over
he's like
look and
like head
down.
Oh yeah,
we don't know
who that guy
is.
He slowly
turns around
and he's
just like
okay.
I understand.
We didn't
replace you
with whoever
that is.
We didn't
replace you.
We don't know
who that guy
is.
I was hoping
that perhaps you
hadn't.
I just like
he lets go
of it,
lets it
float to the
ground.
He's like
perhaps it's
best not to
worry about
it.
I'm sure
it's
nothing.
You missed
your shield,
buddy?
I just
remembered.
We got it
on the wall
for you
at the
elbows.
Delim
would like
look down
at his
bare left
storm and
well,
they look at
people's like
I do
miss its
weight.
We can go
get it back
for you.
How did
you manage
to take
it with
you?
It should
be a part
of myself.
Well,
when you
died.
It's not
anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It just
became a
normal shield.
So I
grabbed it
and we
took it
with us.
I don't
really know
why I
grabbed it.
To
remember him
duh.
Looks
at his
hands,
looks
up
and
gritty.
Right.
It's not
because
it actually
clicked.
You don't
just
having a
Vietnam
flashback.
In the
background.
The eyes
start to
look at
two
different
directions.
The pupils
grow.
Yeah,
exactly.
Exactly
that.
I can hear
the sound
of the
choppers.
His eyes
finally look
at the
same
point.
They come
together
and look
straight ahead
for once
in his
life.
How
terrifying.
You'll
become a
predator.
You're no
longer a
prey animal.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Anyway, when we
get back, we'll get
you your shield.
We'll eat some
delicious, delicious
frogs, and
I guess we
could see if
they have
any more work
for us.
Otherwise, we
could get
working on
the fair
cart, maybe.
We could
talk about
thinking about
the fair
cart and
kind of lay
low for a
bit.
I think we
should probably
not show
our faces
for a hot
minute.
Leave
motions back
to the wall
of wanted
posters?
Perhaps
not.
It's not
much, but
even a single
gold can make
someone desperate.
At least I got
my good side.
That's nice.
Did the
poster say a
single, wait,
if there are
only a couple
gold, could
we pay them
off?
Here's a good
question.
Hey, chat, how
much are each of
the players'
bounties?
There's copper,
silver, and
gold for
levels, by the
way.
So, you know,
like, multiple
golds is a lot
basically for
rockgrind.
Like, as much as
we deal in it for
balanced reasons
for Pathfinder
2nd edition, which
is like, oh,
1,000 gold, yeah,
here you go, here's
your thing.
War-wise, like,
gold's a lot for,
like, just a
single.
war-wise, like,
gold's a gold citizen.
War-wise, like,
so please take a
guess as we
continue on, and,
uh, if you guys
want a very basic
thing, if you
have comfortable
living, 52 gold
is one entire
year of
comfortable living.
That includes
rent.
Yeah, so.
I have an out-of-character
question.
What's up?
Is this like jail
IRL, where if you
go in, you can pay
off your, your fee
or whatever, and
then get out?
Are you trying to
Red Dead Redemption
me?
Like, go in?
No, that's how
jail works in real
life, too.
I can't believe
Froggy got a horse
and then it got hit
by a single car.
No, that's how jail
works in real life,
too.
They give you a
certain amount of
money.
Bail!
That's what it's
called.
Bail!
They give you bail,
and then you
can, you can pay
the bail and
leave jail.
So, I understand
your logic, but
that would only be
like for a very
specific thing.
You know, and
bail bonds exist
for a little price.
If I remember,
you're not out
and about, you
know, with a
bail bond.
A bail bond is
to bail you out
of jail.
And bail loans
is so you can
pay the bail and
then be in debt
to the guy who
got you out
once you're
out.
That's not
because you're
out first.
You can't,
you can't pay
to get out.
I can't wait
for Beetle to
get a magical
ankle monitor.
So, so we
can't go into
prison and
pay the money
and then
leave.
They'll lock us
up.
So, so that's
if you did have
a bail bond.
It's the
dark fantasy
pirate secret
police.
Okay, so
think of it this
way.
Think of it
this way to
help establish
for our
for our
grub dark
setting of
rock grind
on patreon.com
forward slash
narrative declaration.
It's not a stupid
question to ask
how prison works
in this game.
It's okay
because I'm going
to explain things
to you.
So in this
type of
situation,
I understand the
logic of a bail
bond, which
good fucking
lord.
You, if
someone puts a
bounty on you
for this type of
stuff, they're
trying to get you
is what they're
saying.
They, they,
even though they
have an entire
military force and
stuff, they're way
too busy doing
other stuff than
to go around and
find you for the
most part.
But since some
people kind of came
after you, it
might be a little
different.
So if they're
willing to come
find you and get
you, you know,
just wagging money
normally would work.
But if people want
to find you, they
want to obtain you
to bring you
where they want
you, they don't
want your money.
That's not what
they're, they're,
that's not what
they're there.
They'll take your
money regardless.
Once they get you,
they'll just take
all your money.
They fucking get
you.
Yeah.
And then they'll
either, you know,
they either torture
you, interrogate you
for information, like
do all sorts of
things, then just
kill you and throw
you off this giant
gangplank concrete
looking thing.
you know, we
don't need you
anymore.
Whoop in the hole.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Thank you.
That's very
informative.
They're basically
telling people to
find you, pay you,
pay them for their
service of a, of a,
of a beetle finder
and then they'll
fuck you up.
Okay.
The setting is
not a modern day
democratic society.
Don't shame
me.
Don't shame
me.
Because I failed
to ask this, I
forgot we're
playing a Tilda
RPG and I just
wanted to get
you.
We're all
big society
for beetle.
What the
fricking
heck?
We're all
big society
for beetle.
First roll of
the new season.
Yay.
And it's
about legal
Lord.
Let's go.
Legal Lord.
That's a total
of 18.
18.
You understand
a hundred percent
what I just
told you.
And maybe
there's bell
bonds.
Okay.
You don't know
what you are
yet.
Beetle doesn't
say anything
relevant to this
conversation that
we just had.
Beetle keeps
walking.
Beetle does not
say anything
about
Bell Bonds.
Beetle's just
sitting there
just like
Bell Bonds.
I just
pay my
Bell Bonds.
Beetle just
spaces out for a
quick moment
and then he's
back.
But he's
paying my
Bell Bonds
and then
I get
and then
it wants
to
Bell Bonds.
Stop it.
Oh my God.
Don't blame me.
So,
Talim,
I have to
ask.
How does it
feel to die?
Twice.
Wow.
How does it
feel to die
as
as a
ghost?
It's
gotta be
weird.
Talim,
like,
uh,
it's normally
he's
jovial.
he's
sociable.
He's,
you know,
like,
approachable
in a lot
of ways.
Like,
he'll
probably
fix heart
with,
like,
the coldest
look that
he's ever
given that
man.
And,
uh,
it's just
like,
it hurts.
Oh.
It's a
pain,
not of the
body,
it's of
your soul,
being torn
from the
existence
that you
currently
dwell
in.
It's a
pain
that you
cannot
experience
except
through
passing.
Oh,
oh.
That's
horrifying.
I still
have to
die once
eventually.
Oh.
We all
gotta do,
Beatle.
We all
gotta die.
It doesn't
have to
hurt.
Did you
literally
look at
Talim
with your
eyes,
like,
cross,
left to
right,
and then he
says all this
and everybody
gets like,
it hurts
the soul,
you know,
it fucking
sucks,
and then you
looked at
him and
went,
righteous.
That's
all I
heard.
Grace is
going to
clap her
hand on top
of Beetle's
head again,
just shut
up.
Stop
talking.
Get a
lobster
rubber band
and put
over
Beetle's
mouth.
She just
like puts
her whole
paw over
his snoot
and just
clamps it.
It's just
like,
oh my
god,
it's so
metal.
It's that
husky meme,
if you know
about it,
where a husky
goes,
and then
someone just
puts their
hand on
their mouth
and they
no longer
speak.
the
silence
spelled
just
for
Beetle.
No!
So,
you guys
are continuing
to walk
forward,
you know,
to the
city of
outside.
Is there
anything else
you wanted
to ask
Talim as
you're
journeying
back?
It's going
to take
you a
bit,
so now
is an
opportune
time to
understand
what Talim
went through
or you
can just
keep it
to yourself.
They don't
need to
know.
it was
it was
your
life,
wasn't
it?
I don't
know.
Was it?
I'm going to
squint
looks at
audience.
So,
Grey's going
to kind
of like
look over
her shoulders
or walking
just like,
so one
moment
you were
helping us
fight the
blots
and then
you were
just here
beside us
in a flash
of lightning.
what
happened?
Do you
remember
any of
it?
I
remember
sand.
I remember
caravans.
I remember
being chased
by raiders,
finding myself
amongst
others of
my profession
of working
with them,
living with
them,
how it
used to
be.
And
then I
remember
a portal.
I remember
speaking with
a caravan
leader
and him
reminding me
that there's
still much
work to be
done and
much work
going to be
earned,
but not
with them.
And
before you
know,
I am
hurtling
through the
skies like
a star
stuck from
the heavens.
Do you
remember any
of the people
that you met
there?
Did you see
Holic's horses?
Are they still
alive or did
they go to the
sand tree?
Oh yeah,
we would
very much
appreciate
if you
knew
if they
were there
or not.
That we
could tell
Holic if
the horses
are dead
in the
sand dream
or are
still here.
Yeah.
Did you
know that
he killed
so many
people?
Did you
know
Holic is
a mass
murderer?
Yeah,
did you
know that?
But he
mainly killed
Tyran's
guard members,
so it's
kind of
cool.
So it's
kind of
cool.
Like
brings
a finger
to where
his chin
would be
beneath
his veil.
And he
kind of
tells his
head to
the side
and he's
like,
I can't
say I'm
surprised.
No,
right?
The soul
is leaving
Grey's body
because she's
never going
to get
any actual
answers
because
the ADHD
is so
strong
in this
group.
Cool
uncle
or rather
big brother
has come
home from
college
and
the two
younger
brothers
need to
talk to
him
about the
cool
new
game
they're
playing.
No,
that's
good logic.
That's
good logic.
But of
course,
grandma
is,
you know,
grandma.
Yeah.
And she
doesn't
understand
these
newfangled
things.
Exactly.
She doesn't
know what
a battle
reality.
She doesn't
know about
Fortnite.
I will
say this.
A ghost
is not
simply a
soul
torn from
its body.
a ghost
is
memories.
The
things that
make you
up beside
your soul.
They are
the things
that manifest
into the
world,
but cannot
be physically
touched.
And
it's also
known that
many of
those like
me,
we are
persistent.
we exist
outside of
time.
We are
tied to
locations or
ideas or
things that
keep us
here.
And so
when we
are inevitably
dispersed,
oftentimes
those things
will cause
us to
return.
So if I
were to
think about
it,
it is
perhaps the
life I
led,
perhaps
things that
could have
happened,
things that
might have
happened,
reliving them
to a certain
extent and
re-anchoring
myself
to where
we are
today.
Well,
as to
what else
may affect
that,
I do not
know.
I know
that I
have work
here to
do.
but as
to what
that
is,
we will
see how
it all
comes
together.
And whether
or not in
time the
pieces will
make the
vision whole.
Whole?
Heart is having
a stoner
moment where
he thinks
about the
concept that
if I go
to sleep,
am I the
same person
as I
when I
wake up?
Is
Talim
actually just
a painting
of a man
that he
used to
be?
Shut the
front.
We're not
Ship of
Thieves
using this.
That is
what Heart
thinks.
Manifest
ghostly
armchair,
takes puff
of ghostly
doobie,
and that's
deep.
Yeah,
but Heart
doesn't say
these things.
Heart just
stares out
like,
huh?
Huh?
Beetle is
nodding along.
If all my
souls duplicated,
am I actually
the same
person?
Go ahead,
Beetle.
Oh,
I was just
saying that
like,
Beetle's
active listening,
like he's
nodding along,
and he seems
to genuinely
be processing
that.
He doesn't
ask about
Hollick's
horse again.
You guys
are,
I assume
at this point,
continuing on
to Alma,
so I think
we'll,
we'll begin
to move
the scene
and so
towards that
direction.
As you're
going through,
I need
everyone to
roll me
a perception
check,
if you don't
mind.
Dude,
I love
perception
checks.
I'm so
good at
those.
I'm so
good at
perception
checks.
Darn it,
no one
rolled the
one.
So,
you say you
do group
checks to
trigger
complications.
As
Agar
going through,
Gray got a
20 to
link about
a 16,
Heart
got a
13,
and Beetle
got a
22.
as you
all are
walking
through,
though,
all of you
see Beetle
and Gray,
you'll notice
a man
coming up.
You're finally
getting two parts
of the Pond's
Pilaster,
where it's a little
bit more
populated.
You're going
by people.
Some people
give you guys
some weird
looks here
and there.
A band
of misfits
even.
They're like,
is that a
ghost?
They just
keep ignoring
them.
And as
you guys
are going
through,
you notice
that there
is a man
with a
very long
wrapped up
pole that
he's kind
of using
as a
staff.
And as
he's in,
he kind
of has
a hat on
and everything
and he seems
to be smoking
something and
just puffing
out smoke that
seems to kind
of billow
under the
wide brim.
The smoke
keeps getting
trapped before
it kind of
leaks out.
And as
it's kind
of going
by,
he's just
humming a
song or
so.
And as he
passes by
Tuleem,
nothing happens.
As he passes
by Hearts,
nothing happens.
As he passes
by Beetle,
nothing happens.
But as he
goes to Gray,
you notice
he'll kind
of take the
tip of his
hat and tip
it down
towards you.
And you
can see
past the
smoke,
there's a
smile.
and you
just hear
like,
you see him
just kind
of walk
by you
or so and
you're the
only one
who would
recognize him.
Gray
immediately
tenses and
takes every
bit of her
body to not
whip around.
She
physically
tenses up
and her
tail is
on end,
her mane
is bristled
and she just lets out
a low growl.
Ready?
Keep walking.
Just keep walking.
Huh?
Beale is still on Hart's shoulder
so he grabs both sides of Hart's head
and turns it forward so he goes,
keep walking.
Okay, yeah.
Gray would take one of Hart's hands
and squeezes it.
She is shaking.
She's super strong.
Hart's hand gets crushed.
It deflates.
It's great.
He holds it back
and looks down at her
and steps like
just a little bit
step closer
and puts one arm
around Grandma.
Let's go.
As you guys leave,
you head out
back to Elmas.
You go all the way
up through the pond's pilaster,
up through a different
different walkway,
pass a wooden stair
here and there,
up over a bit of ruin,
down under a tunnel or two,
and you're finding your way
to Elmas.
And we're going to take
a little break.
Real quick.
Take a little break,
a little stretch out,
stretch the legs,
everything else.
And we will be
right back, everyone.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
And we are back.
Yay!
You guys.
What about your pores?
My poor little bird man.
So I went pee during the break
and he heard me.
So I came out of the bathroom
and I heard him screaming upstairs
in his summer home.
Just screaming.
And I was like,
oh!
So I went up the stairs
and the closer I got to him
as I was going upstairs
to see him,
the louder and more frantic
his screams got.
And I went up to his cage
and then he was perfectly fine.
He just waddled over
for some snuggles
and some pets
and then I left him there again
and I came back down.
Port abuse.
Port abuse.
Port abuse.
Yeah.
Poor Kiwi.
He just hears me
somewhere else in the house.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
She's there!
She's there!
Where is she?
Mom!
Mom!
Mom!
He's a good boy.
He's so sweet.
No, I only peed.
I didn't destroy the toilet.
I'm not,
I don't think I'm going to have
a lactose reaction.
I don't think I'm going to have one.
If I was going to have one,
I would have had it by now.
Okay.
So,
and speaking of shitty situations,
you might want to
heal yourselves all up to full
at this point.
Oh, yeah.
You know,
through your journeys
and getting your stuff ready.
So,
you should be in full health.
But you guys have returned back
and finally,
after a long,
grueling day,
have made your way
back
to Elma's.
That's right.
The sun has set.
It is now dark outside.
And you can see
that the tavern,
you know,
would have been busy,
but it seems to be
quite empty today.
And through the windows
and such,
you can see Elma,
you know,
or,
yeah,
you can see Thelma
pretty much going through
the bar,
cleaning things in cups.
You see Vena going here
and there,
you know,
just cleaning up tables
and stuff.
And you see Halleck
and Lorne
kind of pass through
the windows there.
So,
they seem to be
discussing things.
What do you all do?
Walk up,
open up the door
for Kaleem.
The man deserves
to have the door
open for him.
Give me the door
that you have.
Your door, sir.
Kaleem just looks at heart.
It's just like,
okay,
okay.
There's this thing
called manners
that I've started
to learn about
since you were gone.
I can't believe
we're going to go in here.
There's going to be a fight.
Heart is going to
close the door,
lock it,
and say,
manners make us man.
Anyways,
so Kaleem walks,
walks in,
floats in,
and like,
kind of like,
just looks around
and is like,
waiting for the rest of them.
You see,
as you walk in,
Thelma,
like,
kind of like,
crash to the back.
Vena stops and everything.
And they look like
they've seen a ghost.
Oh!
This is the part
where whoever's editing
this short
has to put in,
like,
the,
all right?
Oh, my God.
Gray will follow in behind.
Whatever was getting her before,
she looks like
she's mostly gotten over it.
Zoran,
because of that joke,
fucking die.
I perish.
So,
you all come inside,
you see Thelma,
looking at her like,
oh, good,
you made it.
How did,
how did he get back?
You know,
and then Thelma will look over
and point to Taleem,
going,
you know,
all shocked and surprised.
He's back!
Heart points at him,
he's a wizard.
Taleem will,
like,
he'll do,
like,
a slight bow
and he'll,
he'll look at Thelma,
he's like,
look,
Adam Thelma,
look,
are you all right?
You look like you've
seen a ghost.
Oh!
Oh!
That's my bit.
He'll scrunches up.
It's my joke,
now, Zoran.
It's my joke,
now.
And you've made it out of character.
Taleem's making it in character.
Gray's just gonna plop down on us.
We are not the same.
Where is his shield?
You can have it back now.
Oh God,
there's a lot.
Okay,
let's break this down.
So,
so Thelma obviously is,
is surprised
you're all are back
and you're,
and you're in the,
in the tavern.
She quickly kind of,
like,
grabs some,
some of the good drinks
and stuff,
uh,
for everyone
and,
uh,
starts laying them out.
She doesn't even charge you.
Uh,
Lorne comes over,
kind of from his table
and goes like,
it's like,
ah,
good.
It's,
I'm glad to see
the,
the,
the ritual works.
Um,
unfortunately though,
uh,
Lorne looks nervous
at Thelma
and Thelma looks angrily
at you,
Taleem,
going like,
you owe me,
you owe me money
for the roof
you destroyed.
Thelma looks angrily
and Thelma looks angrily
at the rest of the party
and is like,
we owe the Enemus
and Thelma's money.
I do now,
I guess.
It's not that.
You might want to
take a seat here.
Lorne will mention it.
Yeah, what's your joke, Taleem?
I thought you were
in the desert dream.
So,
so,
Thelma will like,
float over
to,
uh,
appear to sit
on a bar stool.
and he like,
float over.
Yeah,
slowly folds
his fingers together.
He's like,
so,
and then like,
as he folds them together,
like the knuckles
crack.
Like,
it's not just like,
oh,
the knuckles crack.
It's like the snapping
of bone
with how like,
Hardy is,
uh,
folding his fingers together.
And you can hear
the,
the,
the grin
in his voice.
It's like,
so,
what's this about
a death?
Well,
um,
Thelma,
you,
I mean,
you're the one
with the complaint.
And you see,
Thelma will,
will look to you
to leave and go.
After your,
uh,
little,
little experiment,
you decided
to not just,
you know,
pop back the life
and conveniently
go back
and help everybody.
You decided
to shoot
through my roof.
You were like
a comet.
The whole town's
talking about it.
Oh.
You shot through
into the sky
and then you,
then you went
somewheres.
I assure you
that I have been,
oh,
I assure you
that the
rumors of my death
were not
exaggerated.
I have not
been in this realm
for,
it seems to be
several weeks.
Yeah,
no,
you can't fool me.
The wizard
told me everything.
Right?
You were in a crystal
or something
and then as soon
as you were brought
up about,
apparently you were
resurrected somehow
and your soul
magically came back,
you know,
and then you exploded
through the crystal
and went straight
through my roof.
Everybody squints
at Lorne.
Lorne's like,
Talim is like
looking at Thelma
and then all of a sudden
like his head
just like,
like his body
stands still
and he does like
the owl head turn
of just like the,
he looks at Lorne
and he's like,
is that right?
Look,
look,
it's,
yeah,
give me a little
coaxing to come back,
you know?
Through the roof
and now we're
being charged through?
Look,
the entire purpose
was to bring you,
you know,
in the room
and then we get
you acclimated,
you know?
You know how this works?
You've got the hat,
you're old,
you could have gone
outside to do this,
grandpa,
what the heck?
Listen here,
you little,
listen here,
you little marmit,
it's magic,
no one knows
how the fucking works.
I'm a wizard,
I don't have to explain shit.
What's a marmit?
I thought wizard
was an earned title
because you're smart.
Listen to you,
you little gecko.
Oh no,
what,
like,
Grey just kind of
looks over at Bino's
like,
what does being old
have to do with it?
This is smart.
No.
Regardless though,
there is the issue
of the roof
and you did go through it
and I take part
of the blame
and so I will be sharing
a bit of the cost of repairs.
Okay,
thank you.
But,
uh,
the total for a new roof here
and,
uh,
he pulls his collar
and looks at Thelma.
One thousand gold.
What?
Gotta get the inspection.
The Builder's Guild's
gonna have to come out of here
and inspection.
It says things were put on fire.
The Firefighter's Guild
ought to get out of here,
you know,
and try to put out everything
and then there was water damage
and now there's water damage everywhere.
This is your fault,
Talim.
What?
You saw in question.
Yes.
How many stories
is above this one?
It's two stories.
Yeah,
no,
that makes sense.
It's two stories,
so it's a lot of complications here
and she's looking,
looking around going like,
yeah,
because it was above
one of the resident places
and that means
I'm gonna be out of room money
and then no one's gonna wanna come here.
I don't know why
I've changed her name
to be a Lovalski lady
or whatever.
I'm loving it
and I'm still
I'm sticking with it.
I'm changing her shit.
This is her angry tone.
Anyway.
You're the reason
I'm losing business.
No one wants to sleep
in a place
where there's a fucking hole in it.
At this point,
Talim is just,
he is head down on the bar
and his hands are just
on top of his turban.
And he's just like,
oh.
Kree's kind of like
looking between the group,
like how much money
do we have together
right now?
Every time,
like it looks like
he's gonna sit up
and he just like
lifts his hands
up off his turban
like he's gonna say something
and then he just like
puts them back down
on top of it
and like
the man is at a loss
for words.
Beetle pulls out
one old
wet
buck tooth
and looks at it
and then pockets it
and starts digging
for something else.
Kree's like digging around
in her coin purse.
She's like,
how much do I have?
How much do I have?
How much do I have?
I don't think we have
a thousand.
Oh, goodbye.
Well,
I think that would
help with the cost.
I did ask you
to get a recipe
from Baldrick.
How'd that go?
You're obviously here.
We got that!
We got that!
Ah, good.
Let me see it.
Uh,
so Beetle
will scurry over
and hop onto
the
booby-doop
the
uh,
the,
uh,
the stool.
That's what they're called.
And he pulls out
a rolled up sheet of paper,
unrolls it,
and inside is another
rolled up sheet of paper.
So he has enclosed
Baldrick's
scribbled out
recipe
in a signed
wanted poster
of Baldrick.
and he
hands over
the recipe,
which is a little bit
smeared because
he wrote it in
I believe it was like
a chalk or charcoal.
But
hopefully it's still
legible because
it's been protected
and rolled up
in another piece
of paper.
She looks down
at it
and you see
we're getting to read
through it
and you see
she frowns.
What the fuck
is this?
Oh no.
That's,
that's the recipe
from Baldrick.
We were wanting
a food recipe.
Baldrick has
great food,
food items.
Oh,
you didn't want to know
how to...
What can we do with
the looks at it?
A moss bomb?
Uh,
maybe it's delicious.
She kind of slides it
over,
slides it over to
Veena.
Let Holick figure it out.
Yeah,
you can give it to
Holick,
yeah.
See,
Veena will very
nervously grab at it
with her little
ratful can,
like a little,
little,
little grippers
and kind of
grab onto it
and she'll pitter
patter over to
Holick
and,
uh,
and hand it to him.
You go,
you know,
from a distance
and,
uh,
yeah.
Excited Holick noises
from the background.
She,
she sighs,
uh,
so,
but I think you wanted
to say something.
Yeah,
so in addition,
we've also got this,
uh,
this limited supply
signed wanted poster
signed by Baldrick's
hand himself.
Look,
there's a little bit
of blood on it.
Oh yeah,
now,
uh,
Talim actually
gets to see
who it was
that we,
that we smuggled
into the city.
Talim is busy
staring at the
countertop.
Do you wanna,
how,
how many gold
pieces for this?
Huh?
It's limited.
Well,
supply's last.
It's the only one.
Last one.
Have you ever seen,
have you ever seen
your grandma
be disappointed in you?
Yeah.
Yeah,
that's,
that's great right now.
That's,
that's the look.
You're kidding.
Beetle cringes
and sets the poster
down and runs
over here.
How many gold
for that recipe?
As you go,
as you go there,
we'll come back
Talim,
what do you want to say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Talim is like,
just face down
on the counter.
He's just like,
it's just
fucking distraught.
He's just like,
and he's just like,
he's like,
somebody kill me again.
He's like,
give me scenic
consolation.
I also know
how to cook.
And like,
he just like raises
one arm up
or like raises
one finger up
as if,
you know,
trying to,
you know,
like accentuate
the point.
But it is like,
it's not even like
a straight face.
It's like kind of like
half bent.
There's,
there's,
there's no,
there's no enthusiasm
behind it.
This man is deflated.
I know a ton of cooking,
but at least we got you
back,
buddy,
Harses and Pats.
Talim on the back,
but it goes through him.
Sometimes I wish I had just
onto the Nelly way.
You got resurrected
to be in debt.
Welcome to,
welcome to the life.
Oh my God.
It's fantasy
American health care.
Oh my God.
No.
No.
So,
as she's looking at you
while I was going,
well,
the thing that at least
you can try to do
is make up the money
during the parade,
which is in,
she looks at a watch
that is not existent
on her wrist.
In two days.
Cleams sits up
and he acts like
and he didn't
imaginarily flips
the fucking bar.
He just flips
his hands
on his face.
Here's the thing,
adventurers.
Sorry,
I'm just lacking
doing the voice.
The,
the,
the issue here
is that you have to
get the cart prep soon.
That means you gotta
get the cooking
and the prepping
and the things
and you gotta traverse
all the way
to Queens.
Ah.
Park squints
his eyes a bit
and strokes his shin
and he begins
to think about
a way
to fry things
on,
on the spot
and he's
starting to think
about
maybe putting
a vat of oil
in a push cart.
And he just starts
thinking about this
in a court.
Grey just
groans
and pulls
herself up.
She looks like
she's just
lost an entire
week's worth
of sleep
in the span
of 20 seconds.
So,
uh,
she looks at you
all,
just to summarize,
to kind of move us
through here,
that, um,
Thelma Perns
describes to you
that you need
to think
of how
you're gonna
prep the cart.
Um,
Holic has prepared
most of the cart
by putting things
together,
cleaning out the cart
and helping
with the help
of Lorne
and some other people
to modify it
to be used
as pretty much
the food
and accessory
stand
wherever you want.
But you've gathered
a lot of stuff
through the entire
adventure.
You've gathered
things,
knowledge,
maybe some people
that you know
that help out,
a whole bunch
of stuff.
If you remember
it all,
you have it
available to you.
So,
the big question
here is,
what do you do
with your cart?
And she kind of
motions to the back
and goes,
the cart's ready
about back for you.
You can start
prepping it now.
You start prepping
it for the journey
ahead.
There would be
horses,
but,
Hullick said
they're missing.
So,
you have all
the resources
you've gathered
so far
to prep the
cot for the
big parade.
Curtin Ant's
going to be
coming through
and now those
are going to be
a lot of money.
Cleams arms
just limp
by his sides
and he's leaned
back so far
that if gravity
affected him,
he would have
fallen off,
he would have
fallen off the stool.
he's just staring
at the ceiling.
They're all
just despondent.
He's just
like,
I'm sure
we can
start working
on it.
We'll find a way
to keep all
the ingredients
fresh and
cook them
on the go
and
good.
Oh,
we also
got this in.
And she kind of
takes out a bit
of a letter
and
to you,
Talim,
roll me,
Talim,
and
since heart
went away,
Talim and
great,
roll me a perception
check as he
takes it out.
Okay.
that is a total
of 23.
I rolled
at 15
for a total
of 22.
Gold dust.
Fancy.
Lovely looking.
Most immaculate
piece of paper
you've ever seen.
Quality.
Screams at you
with this piece
of paper.
You would want
to save
this paper?
Try to find
a way to extract
the ink?
I'm exaggerating.
But it's like
really nice
lettering.
No,
no,
no,
no.
Keep it up there.
Keep it up there.
Keep it up there.
We're in debt.
Keep talking.
You could sell
that for money.
Really lovely
piece of paper
little letter thing.
She kind of,
she gently
kind of like
cracks the seal,
opens it up,
and unfolds
the piece of paper.
And
it's like,
and
she reads it out.
She kind of glances
at it and goes,
well,
apparently
curtain hands
looking through
all the stalls
on his way through,
and there'll be
an investigator
going to each
of the stalls
when you park
it over at the
Queens.
And whoever wins
gets an audience
with his holiness
or whatever.
And there's
a reward
at the end.
Great perks up.
Three years
just go,
boop.
Whips up
and attempts
to slam his hands
on the desk
or the bar.
And he's like
looking at Thelma
and he's looking
down at the letter
and looks back
up at her
and looks back
down at the letter
and looks back
up at her
and looks over
at Lorne
and he squints
at Lorne
and he looks
over at Grey
and he's just like
this is it.
This is how
we could do it.
We just have
to make sure
that all the
other cards
are less
than what we
present.
Are you thinking
of just going
all out on our
card or trying
to sabotage?
I don't know
if you're told a voice.
It's how to sabotage
and I got really
excited.
Colleen's eyes
smile behind
his visor
and he's just like
why not both?
That's a lot of work.
Are you sure
you're up for it?
Well,
they don't call
them the rest
is dead for nothing.
Oh,
it's good to have
you back.
Bart picks up
Beetle
and he carries
him back.
all while
Beetle is in the
middle of trying
to barter with
Holic first.
See you later
Beetle.
Goodbye.
Yeah,
he's still talking
at Holic.
Not even to
or with.
It's not worth
that much gold
but oh,
we'll see you
later Beetle.
And I've still
got this
side limit.
I've got this
limited edition.
What gives?
Don't you see
where he's dead?
The horses
were like my
children.
I'll kill you
in your sleep.
We got things
to do,
Beetle.
We got food
to cook.
We're cooking?
We need to
cook,
Beetle.
So,
so,
great,
great points
to the letter.
Winner
of the cart
representations,
all that stuff,
they get an
audience with
the guy,
Carton End.
With the
crystal man?
Yes,
the crystal man.
This is our
opportunity to
see him and
get our
gem curse
lifted off
of us.
And maybe
he could look
at,
you know,
I was gonna
wait and bring
this up maybe
in private,
but while we've
got some,
you know,
seriously wicked
spell casters
here,
has anyone else
noticed the
snaky complexion
in Tlaib's
eyes?
You know,
at first,
buddy,
when I first
noticed,
I thought you
were,
like,
that was a
ghostly reaction.
Not all merchants
are serpents,
Beetle.
No!
No,
I'm not profile!
Beetle falls onto
his back on the
floor and just
shuts his eyes
and waits for
Tlaib to finish
lecturing him.
Because your
horns are the
back of your
head,
you embed
yourself into
the floor.
Tlaib goes
on a multi-minute
lecture for why,
you know,
merchants make the
world go round
and preaches
at Beetle.
Hart nobs.
Hart nobs.
Beetle tries to
get back up
off the floor.
Am I
embedded in the
floor?
Roll me a
strength or
athletic stick.
You're still on
the floor,
but the nine.
That's a nine.
So Beetle starts
to sit up
why the world
would not
function without
merchants,
Beetle.
Beetle,
to represent
this,
you could ask
Tlaib for a
business to
help you out
of this
situation.
What situation?
And Beetle turns
over onto his
side.
He's got one
hand on his
hip, the other
is holding his
head up and
he tries to
look like he's
intentionally laying
there on the
floor, even
though his body
is sideways, but
his head is still
pointed straight up
because his horns
are in the
floor, so he's
trying to look
comfortable, but
he's just
contorting.
Anyway, what I
was saying was
that you don't
have snake eyes.
I bet there
are these,
there's, can
somebody look at
his eyes?
Can somebody look
at him?
You see it too,
don't you?
Grail, Grail
like get real
nice and close
to Leem, just
her snoot up
at him.
It looks like
you've got a skin
condition is what I'm
saying.
a little bit.
It's like,
a beetle, people
don't have skin
on their eyes.
They have
veins.
It looks like
you have an
indention.
Okay, so
corbords may have
like a second
eyelid, which is
more like a skin
overlay, you know,
but that is
great.
Grail is looking
to see if she
can see what
beetle's talking
about.
My eyes are
made out of the
same thing as
my skin.
Park, can you
please pick me
up?
Yeah, sure,
buddy.
He joins him
up, joins him
up on the floor.
I understand
that a lot of
other things
concern, but you
might want to use
that energy on the
card instead.
It's right up
back.
What if
Talim is
sad?
Okay.
He's dead.
Oh, by the
way, you'll see
that Thelma will
go to the back
of the bar, lift
the shield that
was mounted, come
back to you, and
she'll slide the
shield back, and
it looks the day
you had it when
you died.
No ghostly
visage on it, all
that other stuff.
It looks as if
it's in reality, no
longer a ghostly
sheen on it
anymore, and she
slides it back to
you going, yeah,
they brought this
back.
I think this is
yours.
Talim actually
like, he
turns away from
Gray and kind of
sides-eyes him for
a second, he's
like, why are you
listening to
Beatles?
And looks down at
the shield and
like, he goes to
like, drum his
fingers on it, but
you know, because he
hasn't, you know,
like, reincorporated
it, it's still very
much a solid thing,
and it's just like,
it's been quite a
while since I have
seen it like
this, longer
than I can
remember.
And, uh, like,
he's just kind of
like, uh, he's
like, I may need
a minute to, you
know.
Yeah, don't worry
about it, I'll
pick up the things.
Yeah, we know.
Yeah, we know.
All right, let's go
work on the card.
Okay.
And as they're, like,
walking away, like,
Talim will, like,
from focusing on
the shield, like,
he'll look up at,
uh, he'll look up
at Talim and he
just, like, kind of,
like, somberly nods.
He's just like,
I'm sorry about the
roof.
Thank you for
holding on to this.
You'll figure it
out.
You always do.
You came back from
the, uh,
non-existence,
didn't you?
It seems I'm
rather proficient
at that.
Hey,
better than most
of us.
Not sure if it's a,
uh,
a skill I should
invest in.
Uh, and, like,
he'll just, like,
kind of, like,
lean over and, like,
uh, like, lay his
hands on the shield
and, like,
over time it
starts to,
it, uh,
will...
Yeah, it'll
incorporate to you
as you, as you
ghost-bound to it.
Yeah.
Basically.
Ghost-bound to it.
I kill the shield
and turn it into
a ghost shield.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Make it dead
again.
Okay, so,
you guys can make
yourselves, uh,
to the back
if you want,
uh, and you'll
see the cart
there.
It's pretty much
Holic's cart.
Holic has modified
it to be more
to your means,
but, of course,
you can mess with
it in any way,
shape, or form.
Now, the big
question here is,
all the assets
you have gained,
all the things
you have gone
through, I hope
you remember them
and wrote them
down somewhere
of all the stuff
that you've gathered.
It's now time
to prep for the
Grand Parade.
You can think
of multiple ways
and how you want
to prepare your cart,
your business strategy
with it, all sorts
of things.
So, if you were
to prepare a cart
to attract the masses
and also to attract,
uh, Curdanan,
pretty much the head,
uh, the head leader
of the Conservants,
uh, in the Kingdom
of Durn,
how, how would
you go about it?
What's, we're
planning it out,
fellas, how would
you go for it?
And this is an
important detail,
uh, for, uh,
just for chatting
listeners and stuff
like that, uh,
for them to go
through because it's
going to heavily
impact what's going
to happen during
the parade on how
maybe people may
come up with you,
how they interpret
you, what they buy
from you, how you
sell to them, all
sorts of stuff.
So, all these
details I need to
know.
So, how do you
guys want to go
about it?
So, I'll drag
Talim over just
so you can get
part of here
for the camera.
There you go.
Oh, no.
We're gonna make
kebabs, right?
I've broken the
wall as well.
Oh, yeah.
Kebabs.
We gotta be the
kebabs stand.
Kebabs and, like,
hanging, like,
dried sausages
draped across the
way.
Yeah, yeah.
We need, we need
to have shaved meat.
We have two people
from Quanshear.
We have an actual
hunter who can
state, oh, yeah,
I killed these
things on my
own.
I hunted this
with these guys
and, like, she
can entertain
people with a
grand entertainment,
also known as
that heartwarming
vibe whenever
someone comes
around.
Because you know
that if there is
a slightly older
person shaving
meat in a
kebab shack
of some kind
and hands that
to you and
go...
You know what's
gonna be good?
Yeah, and if
they wink at
you and go,
I put extra
on it for you,
boss, then you
know that you
are...
You feel a
certain feeling.
You know that
you are special.
Even though they
might do this for
everyone, you are
special.
Beetle is smart
and knowledgeable
enough about,
like, even
though he's
kobold-centric,
he is the
only local
and he knows
his way around
certain local
stuff.
So if anything,
if we are to
sabotage things
for everyone else
later, he might
know the way to
do it.
But I would say
that in terms of
food, we should
100% do the
kebab card.
But one thing
that Heart will
bring up, I
won't roleplay it
out because it
might take way
too long, but he
will bring up
that while he's
carrying all of
these things,
all of these
boxes and
whatever, with
our stored
salted meat and
whatever that we
have brought out
from the
servers, that
he asks them
what wish they
would ask for.
And he brings up
the thing that
Talim brought up
way back when
on the day that
he sadly, you
know, went
away, is that
he would
evacuate the
city, he
would leave, he
would leave
Outset, because
it would solve so
many problems for
him.
And Heart was
really afraid, and
he admits it, that
he is really afraid
that if Talim would
just leave, would
he leave them
behind?
But if we can
wish for anything,
maybe all of us
can leave Outset
and not have to
bother with all of
these problems.
Uh, but that's
Heart.
Heart carries
shit, Heart is
gonna be an
oven man, he
has fire
assistance, he
can handle any
fryer or any
grill, uh, I
will be the
fry boy.
That is my
role.
I can't believe
that Heart is
about to be the
cook standing
behind in the
kitchen at any
fast food joint
that just has his
arms crossed, just
like, I dare you
to come over
that counter.
He picks up
fried root
vegetables from
the fryer with
his bare hands.
Oh my god.
Uh, Beetle makes
sure in that case
that Heart is set
up with the
special spices from
Holick, with the
tasty bits from
Charles, all that
stuff.
Uh, everything
that they really
got for the
cart is food
related, so
while Beetle is
watching them get
to work with,
you know, the
crates and setting
things up to make
essentially a mobile
kitchen, a food
cart.
You say that,
but I have the
recipe for a
certain little
thing.
Oh, do you
want to go?
Blood Eye
Coffee.
Oh my god.
We can sell the
best coffee in
the town, in
the city.
That's great.
While you guys
are focusing on
food.
And if, and if
we're going to be
honest about it, I
would love to style
it in the way that
a Turkish coffee is
made.
Oh, I love that.
That's super cute.
All right, so
while, uh, while
Heart is taking care
of, like, you know,
the food stuff and
Beetle's doing whatever
the heck he's doing.
I didn't get to say
what I'm doing, but
Go ahead.
No, go, go, go.
I was just going to
say, while people are
focusing on food stuff,
Beetle's like, we need
to decorate this cart
somehow.
We didn't really get
stuff to decorate
the cart.
Is that where your
head was going?
Yeah, that's where I
was going.
Okay, so Beetle and
Grave are both maybe
just, are we standing
there looking at the
cart while the lads are
getting stuff together?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, like, like,
like, like, like,
Grave's, like, like
rubbing her chin.
She's, like, tilting
her head.
Figuring out how
to make it more
homey.
Beetle goes, oh,
and Beetle is going
to run back around
and he's just
going to look for,
oh, this is my
mistake.
I thought that these
leaves here were
maybe planters on
the outside.
Do these leaves
canonically exist in
some capacity?
Are they inside?
You drew them.
So, um, uh, you
remember, uh, for
the description, you
know, when you go to
like the Italian
restaurants, have
those random, like
fake leaves hanging
down and stuff.
Uh, that's kind of
what they are.
But for a narrative
declaration, they
could be something.
Leaves are perfect.
I just wondered if
they were inside or
outside because wherever
they are, Beetle helps
them still.
Okay, Beetle goes
back inside, climbs
up, and just starts
like stealing them.
Just taking handfuls
of them doesn't
matter if they're
fake, doesn't
matter if they're
real.
Roll me stealth
first off.
Sure.
Oh, no.
If you want to be
sneaky about it, we're
very obvious.
Yeah, I'll be very
sneaky.
That's a total of
19.
One second.
Okay.
Woohoo!
All right.
Uh, you don't know
what the bonus was.
Um, so, all right,
you're doing that.
Uh, what is, go ahead
and roll me a thievery.
Oh, God!
Just steal them.
Oh, God!
That's a total of 16!
All right.
All right.
Uh, so you're
walking by.
Okay, how's your
approach coming back
past the bar?
Uh...
Beetle takes all the
leaves and crams them
into his mouth
and down his shirt.
And then he,
he scurries.
So he ran past
the bar,
climbed up there,
grabbed a bunch of
leaves, shoved them
in his mouth
and his shirt,
climbed down the bar
and started running,
running back
outside.
You hear as you're, uh,
running out the door,
you're like,
I'm adding that
to your total.
You could have just
asked to borrow them!
And Beetle runs
outside and
he takes
his crossbow
and crossbow bolts
and he hammers
it.
So there's,
there's three,
so six
in total
right here
on the side
of the cart
on the top.
And then
I would like
to use
my feet
that lets me,
uh,
put together
things out of
random objects.
And I would like
to make little
pinwheels
on top of the cart
out of the leaves.
So I,
I,
I fasten them
up on top of,
I'll, here,
I'll take six,
uh,
crossbow bolts
out of my inventory.
So he makes
little pinwheels
and then
Beetle climbs
up over here,
gets down
on all fours
and starts
batting his wings
as hard as he can
to try and turn
all the pinwheels.
While, uh,
while, while
Beetle is doing
that, um.
Roll me,
roll me a crafting
check.
Okay.
All right.
Starts flapping
his wings,
they all fall apart.
Uh,
that is a total
of 18.
One of them
is a tiny bit wonky,
but they all turn.
Oh,
yay.
Oh,
that's very cute.
Oh,
yeah.
That's the stuff.
His wings.
So while Beetle
is doing that,
Grey's gonna go
into the stable here
and she's gonna look
for some, uh,
some, uh,
uh,
clean hay,
like,
in the bales.
Um,
and she would like
to start, like,
bundling it up
and, like,
bending it
into little designs
and shapes.
Okay.
So she could stick it
and, like,
decorate the, uh,
the cart with it.
Oh.
That's cute.
That's really cute.
She's watched her kids
do it,
so she's gonna try
and do it.
Oh.
Like, like,
hay, like hay wheels
and hay dolls
and stuff.
Yeah, hay dolls
and stuff.
Oh,
it's so cute.
Okay, okay.
Roll me a crafting check.
Oh, God.
Everyone help.
This is just,
everyone help.
I'm untrained.
That's a total 19.
That's great.
They look beautiful.
Yay.
Oh.
Greed's gonna just start,
like,
putting them up
and to complement
the little grass,
sorry,
the leaves
and the pinwheels
and, uh,
she'll,
she'll, like,
hang, like,
a little, uh,
a rope of it
across the way
to hang some meat
from later.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Good, good.
Okay.
So,
from what I understand,
Harp,
you're basically
going to be fry cook.
Yes.
You're gonna be in the back
trying to help out
with all that stuff.
Uh,
you'll be making kebabs,
kebabs, it seems.
And, uh,
and Talim,
you're gonna mostly
be focusing on coffee
or so.
You have all the food
that you got
from the sewers.
You do have some trinket
little metal bits
and bobs
that you took
from the blacksmith,
if I remember.
Um,
you know,
some of that stuff.
Um,
okay,
so Talim's doing coffee,
beetle and great.
You're very much
just decorating
the car,
right?
Yeah.
And use some
of those little
bits and bobs
to, like,
emphasize
and, like,
bring some, like,
sparkle to the car
because shiny things.
People like shiny things.
Oh,
they definitely do.
We can make it
so people hear us coming.
What if we take
some of those?
I could ask the Elmas
for some string.
Maybe they've got
some coarse thick string.
Maybe you could use
the hay,
do that cool thing
you were doing
with the hay
and make some string
and we could make
some little chimes.
Ah,
that sounds good.
So,
as they're debating
back and forth
and, uh,
I guess
Talim and Hart
are talking about,
like, you know,
uh, coffee and food
and things like that.
Yeah.
Um,
Talim will actually,
uh,
you know,
like he,
uh,
is going to,
uh,
acts like he's,
uh,
taps Hart on the chest
but, you know,
can't touch him.
He's like,
well,
if we're going to be
selling traditional fare,
um,
Hart,
have you ever been
to the market cities?
The guild cities?
No,
never.
Heard about them.
What do you say
if we're going to sell
what you could buy
in the market cities,
why don't we bring
a little bit
of the market cities
to Outset?
Oh!
Are,
are we gonna
straight up,
like,
grab one of the carpets
from the inside
and make the,
the tent
on the front
of it
and everything?
We don't have
to make a,
we don't,
what is it?
We don't have to make
one,
but we can
style things a bit
and,
um,
yeah,
yeah,
be the,
the selling point
is us.
And,
um,
because how many people
from Outset
have ever been
to Kwan's Sheer?
Uh,
not enough.
Um,
and so,
like,
Talimu will actually
step over to,
um,
uh,
to Gray
and I don't know
where Beetle has run
off to.
Uh,
was Beetle eaten
by the cart?
It's so sad.
Can we get,
oh,
you can't see me!
Oh my gosh,
you can't see!
Oh,
he was on!
Beetle was eaten by the cart,
it's so sad!
I had a place
on top of the cart.
I,
I had a place
on top of the,
oh,
and I just moved him off?
Okay,
there he is.
Okay,
yeah.
If we are going to
make ourselves stand out,
yes,
we could have a few,
you know,
like,
hanging,
you know,
hanging,
jingling baubles.
You,
you know,
anytime the wind blows,
a nice soft tinkling
to accompany
your warm food
and drink.
Perhaps some
bright colors,
some stripes on top
to draw their attention
to the cart.
Things like that,
you know,
we could have some nice
cloth hanging
in the windows.
Yeah!
And I'm actually,
I found a,
I found an image.
I'm going to share it
in like our,
our Discord chat,
but,
because I was trying
to find something
to represent it,
but for,
for the sake of,
you know,
just conveying,
I don't know how to phrase it.
So,
so just,
just a disclaimer,
so disclaimer,
this,
we,
we did not make this image
or anything else like that,
but this is for context
of the show.
Oh,
that's very cute.
It should be owned by,
this is this,
I'll just kind of show it
on screen for a temporary second.
It's kind of like,
kind of ish slang.
Here,
let me do a little thing.
A very,
a very cute cart
or so.
The sort of,
sort of something like that,
you know.
Yeah.
Style it up with kind of like
that little bit more,
you know,
like market player.
It would be bigger as well
since it's from Holik's cart.
Yeah.
Pretty,
pretty big cart.
Yeah.
But,
but make it welcoming
and everything like that.
And like the,
and like everybody who is,
you know,
like,
what was I going to say?
Like those of us that,
you know,
crafty and stuff like that,
they can do like painting on it.
They could do the patterns on it.
They could,
you know,
do everything like that.
And then like,
if you want to put like,
you know,
like,
oh,
here's like a tint
or like a pavilion area.
Like,
yeah,
you could do that as well
and have that nice little,
like trim underneath
with like the hanging,
like strings of baubles.
And yeah.
Yeah.
Basically,
you want to,
you want to,
you want to pretty it up
even further.
We have turned this cart
into a melting pot
and it's lovely.
It's really cute.
Taleem,
roll me a crafting check.
I will roll a crafting check.
Wait,
there it is.
All right.
I found the,
oh,
there we go.
Crafting.
I click on that.
I roll.
Damn.
Natural 20.
Go ahead,
move your tokens
around the cart,
you know,
as you're going around it
and doing stuff.
But go ahead,
go ahead.
You're going to say something.
No,
Mrs. K brought me
actually hot coffee.
Oh,
thank you,
Mrs. K.
Oh,
nice.
Thank you,
Mrs. K.
So as,
as you guys are doing,
so you're moving
around the cart,
you're modifying it,
you're working on it,
you know,
you're making plans.
What's your menu
going to be?
What's your,
what's your strategy
getting there?
Maybe you might think
about security.
Thinking of security,
you see a fellow
walking.
That's why we have
the line cook.
Walking by the alleyway
and you see a fellow,
Gray,
begin to approach
and you hear him
loudly proclaim going,
oh,
that's a wonderful
looking cult
you have there.
And you see a character
that looks like this.
Oh,
I love him.
I love him.
Feathers of dawn,
very,
very erratic
looking individual.
He kind of has
this kind of like
skull head
over his head.
You hear bells
begin the jingle.
He's very loud,
very flamboyant.
His cloak
and his feathers
on his head,
which are attached
to the skull
kind of helmet thing.
The cloth on it,
it's kind of patchwork
of different colors.
The cloak itself,
you know,
even mixture of colors
there,
different array
of explosive clothes
and wearing leather gloves
as well.
He comes up
and he goes like,
and he comes
to all of you
and you see him
do an erratic bow.
Very erratic
but elaborate
as he bows down
very low
and says,
hello there,
all of you.
I just couldn't help
but notice
the beautiful piece
of art
that is right
in front of me.
I am
Frederick Malzapun
and I like to make
my acquaintance
to all of you.
Hi, Fred.
Yeah, I'm just
and Beetle
at this point
is sitting on
the flagstone
and there are
smears of
I don't know
if you want me
to roll
thievery for this
or anything
but he's going
to take spices
from the kitchen
like cayenne pepper
or chili powder
and curry
and so he's mixed up
red pigments,
yellow pigments
and these deep blue
pigments
using like beet powder
and all that stuff
just you know
powders that you can find
in the kitchen
he's mixed it
with a bit of flour
water and oil
and that's how
you can make
spice paint at home
if anyone's interested.
One lot.
Yeah, and he's got
his sleeves rolled up
there's paint
all over his shirt
and he's painting
the wagon wheels
and painting bright colors
on their cart
and stuff
so he's just
just a fucking mess
of color
and spice
all over the place
Heart walks out
with like
shares
or something
since seated eating
is the best eating
so Heart comes out
with a stack of shares
and sees this man
and he goes
nice style dude
and then he starts
walking up
and fastening
said shares
to the cart
I thank you
very much
I wanted to ask
if you are all
in the realm
of business
and he kind of
stands up
straight proud
of himself
Well, we're not
selling our cart
if that's what
you're asking
Oh, no, no, no, no
I have products
I would like
to present to you
something of a
tasty food
variety
so like
at the
when business
is mentioned
and
Talim like
kind of
hovers over
the
what is it
the
the bar
and I forget
what it's called
but the bar
in front of the cart
like hovers over it
like skirts around
Beetle
and suddenly
you know
like hovers over
he's just like
a businessman
you say
I see business
has not kept
your soul
away
and you see
he will
he'll do a bow
to you saying
are you the
leader
of this place
are you the
runner
of this fine
cart
and he kind of
brandishes over
to it
this is a
venture between
my associates
and I
but I am also
a individual
who is
very much
tied to this
world
by the
spirit of
business
great kind
of gives
like the
the sweetest
grandma smile
she can muster
while she's
on top of
the cart
fixing things
and she's
like hello
and then she
kind of goes
back to her
her normal
thing
she's just
doing
as you
uh
excellent
I wanted
to present
a business
opportunity
I suspect
you're also
going to
the parade
but of
course
there's
money to
be made
why wouldn't
we
ah yes
money is
always to
be made
and speaking
of which
I would
like to
offer you
a tasty
treat
item
for your
cart
you see
I unfortunately
have other
business
ventures
outside
of outset
and I
figured I
would sail
my wares
to someone
more
business
savvy
let's
say
who
are
also
going
my
money
is
going
elsewhere
but
I
would
like
to
present
these
and you
see
he'll
take out
a sack
and he
looks like
they look
like pebbles
like pebbles
and little
rocks
pretty much
like
slightly
smaller
than a
golf
ball
he might
looks at
them
and he
kind of
squints
his eyes
for a
second
can I
roll a
crafting
check
to determine
what they
are
absolutely
roll me
a crafting
check
I love
this
I got
so much
freaking
use
out of
it
I rolled
a 10
for a
total
of a
you're
looking at
it
but you
feel
that
crafting
you have
no
fucking
clue
what
these
things
are
just
from
a
crafting
check
in
of
itself
you're
looking
at
but you
think
of
these
as
he's
in the
way
he hasn't
presented
to you
and everything
it looks
like
food
in some
way
they're
not
rocks
something's
a bit
off
about
them
they
would
like
for
anybody
just
passing
by
them
on
the
road
they
would
look
like
rocks
but
for
you
with
your
roll
of
a
you can
tell
like
wait
a
minute
these
aren't
these
aren't
rocks
and
you're
not
quite
sure
of
them
I'll
give
you
a
chance
to
do
like
a
different
check
maybe
or
somebody
else
wants
to
do
another
check
he
kind
of
comes
over
and
he's
like
well
you
seem
like
these
hold
my
confection
of
pop
rocks
pop
rocks
heart
points
at
them
you
selling
eggs
for
what
can I
try
one
well
we have
to
sample
the
where
before
we
before
we
put
anything
on
our
car
we
have
to
sample
it
and
Beedle runs
over
covered
in
paint
holds
out
a hand
and Beedle's
like
first
off
what
is
your
price
point
for
these
top
rocks
oh
well
just
well
a
simple
stock
of
them
I
have
a
larger
bag
a
who
definitely
contained
for the
entire
part
of
the
parade
and
for
all
of
your
adoring
customers
it would
only be
about
tin
gold
for
all
of
them
the
very
lovely
commodity
here
here in the
city of
outset
especially
here
and the
palms
pilaster
can I
can I
learn
a
little
bit
about
can I
have
some
confectionery
knowledge
for a
cooking
lore
skill
absolutely
you can do
cooking
lore
if anybody
else would
like to
investigate
feel free
to give me
cooking
lore
nature
would also
help out
here
yeah did
he say
that these
are a
popular
confectionery
at outset
that's what
he said
uh
beetle
having lived
here his
whole life
can I
do a
check
like a
society
maybe
to see
if that's
true
absolutely
I got
a total
of 26
on my
cooking
holy
smokes
excellent
I got
a total
of 26
on my
society
check
okay
would anybody
else like
to do a
roll
at all
or
uh
Gru would
kind of
like to
hop down
and uh
join the
group to
try and get
like a
sniff at
them maybe
from like
her distance
so she's
not like
right up
in his
face but
she's
got a
good
snoot
um
would that
be a
nature
or a
survival
what are
you looking
for
yeah
yeah
yeah
survival's
more if
you're like
trying to
salvage
stuff and
look for
people
nature's
gonna be
what you
want
all right
let me
give you
a little
sniff of
snorf
that is a
nat 20
for a total
of 27
excellent
you see
that he's
very proudly
showing up
like you
see these
lovely
confections
he takes
one
pops it
in his
mouth
and crunch
you know
he crunches
into it
but you see
it's slightly
soft as it
does so
because a
crunch
crunch
crunch
and it
goes like
these pup
rocks will
definitely
pop off
your stand
and he
presents
them
gray
they're
fucking
pig
spider
eggs
no
he's
trying
to
vandalize
our
cart
he's a
competitor
those
those are
spider
eggs
sir
beetle
you know
no one's
eaten this
shit
with your
society
check
yeah
i grew up
here actually
and i've
never seen
pop rocks
before
spider eggs
and heart
the pop rock
sort of thing
are really
for you
are kind
of a
form of
this
you know
if you
deep fry
these
you know
deep fry
these
and prep
them in
a certain
way
they will
not violently
hatch
and swarm
everywhere
because
what he
just ate
down on
are a
bunch
of
little
tiny
pig
spider
babies
that he
just ate
whole
yeah
if you know
if you deep fry
them in a way
it cooks
them
it cooks
them all
inside
and everything
else
and with
the juices
everything
inside of
the egg
itself
becomes a
delectable
treat
for certain
people
it's not
popular
because people
are scared
of these
things
they don't
want to
eat them
but some
people in
here
have found
out
how
to
do
that
so
with
your
cooking
lore
you know
they'd be
turning
into a
delicacy
in certain
weird
fucking
circles
here
in
outside
yeah
weird
people
hey
soren
as someone
who has
actively
eaten
a pig
spider
on stream
remember that
one everyone
pig spiders
do they even
taste that
great
soren
like
do they
even
they're not
a treat
you want
to go
after
but there
are
dishes
where
there's
a certain
sauce
people
to put
on pig
spider
legs
and all
this other
stuff
people do
eat them
obviously here
in the
ponds
but you
eat
whatever
you can
so it
is something
people do
eat
you're saying
that if we
cooked these
properly and
decorated them
up they could
look like a
delicacy
for rich people
they would be
popular
art picks
one up
squints at
it and looks
at this man
and goes
i like
your
style
but i
don't
like
gimmicks
and then
he drops
it back
into his
bag
i mean
he points
it out
to the rest
of them
hoping to
win
and votes
we would
need
if anything
like we
need to
focus
on these
if we
need
to
make
them
good
and
then
we
only
appeal
to
an
extremely
small
market
right
like
pig spider
ain't that
great
uh a note
uh actually
i'll tell you
i'll tell you
later
anyway
continue
what he
kind of
mentions
like
come
now
these
are
intelectable
treats
they'll
do wonders
for your
cart
guaranteed
i've already
sold a couple
bags
already
to other
carts
you wouldn't
want to
lose out
to
competition
do you
and it's
not even
unique
that we
don't want
to oversaturate
the market
he said
only a few
which is
like a
couple
bags
and you
have a
lot
of people
around
so
i think
we've
got a
pretty
solid
theme
over
here
but
thank
you
so
much
for
the
offer
unfortunately
i am
not a
sole
businessman
and if
my
associates
say
no
then
i must
also
follow
suit
he looks
at all
of you
and goes
i thought
i was
in the
space
of
business
fine
then
he kind
of
closes
up
the
bag
and
does
the
string
around
it
and
so
very
well
then
i wish
you
luck
fellows
at
the
parade
you
too
fred
yeah
come
by our
stand
later
yeah
i hope
to be
around
i'm
afraid
but
best
of
luck
friends
and
he
will
step
away
and
he
will
walk
away
when
he
is
when
he
is
far
enough
away
heart
turns
around
and
goes
that
felt
like
a
sabotage
that
guy
was
totally
trying
to
sabotage
our
card
i
can't
help
but
feel
that
we
dodged
a
bullet
whoo
talene
like
looks
around
and is
like
too bad
he was
terrible
at it
it's a
pretty
good
idea
though
how are
we
gonna
sabotage
other
people's
cards
that
sounds
like a
problem
after
we
finish
this
we
already
got
good
enough
on
this
and
hard
points
at
the
cool
card
like
if
this
is
way
later
when
they
have
actually
done
things
to
it
and
we
seem
to
have a
pretty
good
thing
going
on
yeah
so how
can we
ruin
everyone
else
maybe
maybe
talim
can
mix
up
some
kind
of
stink
elixir
and
then
i
could
just
you
know
i'm
very
small
you
know
i'm tall
for a kobold
but i'm also
small because i'm a kobold
but i'm tall for a kobold
i just wanted to say
we could do very subtle things
that could
interrupt their workflow
we could steal tools
we could
make ingredients go
missing
we can
swap
ingredients
bombs
underneath
their carts
so their carts smell
bad
allow me
to present
a bit of
our chemical
assistance to the equation
yeah
yeah
how do you get
a cart
to a parade
how do you
how do you get a cart
to a parade
we don't have horses
we have hearts
but if they don't have horses
do they have hearts
what if we decorate heart
no
no
no
not quite where i was going
but
gray
is very much
on the money
with that one
but i will also
say
that
a
little
bit of
acid
to an
axle
goes a long way
true
the okimoku equivalent
of cutting the fucking
brake lines
oh my
god
sounds good
sounds good to me
gora
popping tires
yes the wagon wheels
pop the wagon wheels
we are
we are such good guys
this is making me think
maybe one of us
should sleep outside
with the wagon
with our wagon
and protect it
talim doesn't sleep
perfect
talim can watch the wagon
we can sleep in the hay
if talim sees anything
talim can wake us up
and we'll just guard our wagon
hey welcome back
talim
i know you got
resurrected and all
we miss you
get the fucking
work ghost man
gotta pay off your debt
resurrected into debt
oh no
oh
the groans of the restless
dead
ah so you've worked retail
i understand
yeah
my weary soul
so uh
a detail
i i didn't uh
mention before
to heart
uh with your cooking roll
that uh
you know
that if you did
take the spiders
or so
and you did prepare
them well
they would have
it would have been a
outstanding treat
to have
but if you fail
to cook them correctly
uh the eggs would
burst inside people's
bellies and kill them
yeah
yeah
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
my god
so
as you uh
and you just saw
the guy just raw
eat him
yeah
so with that
uh what else
would you like to do
uh with your cart
anything else
or is that it
is that all
all you
have an idea for
maybe there's a
presentation
you kind of want
with it
maybe
how do you get
people to come
buy stuff from
your cart
well we're gonna
have to have someone
be the the
shouter the call
out
looks at beetle
you know
or talim
because both of
them are pretty
good at
bringing in
people
yeah
beetle takes
paper and
makes two
cones
for them to
shout into
heads one of
the cone
papers to talim
it falls through
him
talim disappears
talim comes back
with a wand
of bullhorn
and gives it
to beetle
is there
anything else
we can think
of that we
need
well we're
not gonna
need any
we've got
the visuals
we've got
the scent
because the
food is gonna
smell really
good
yeah
we've got
the food
smart on you
for using
spices in
the color
as well
then our
cart smells
even better
yeah
thank you
why i didn't
have any
pain
what about
music
are any of
you musically
inclined
yeah
i'm musically
challenged
i can play
music
well you're
gonna be on
the line
cooking so
true that
true that
heart snaps
his fingers
who do you
know
heart snaps
his fingers
and looks
over at
talim
what if
what if
what if
we do
performative
cooking
do we
know anyone
who can
do musical
things
i can't
remember
hey beetle
are any of
your family
musically
inclined
google
doc
let me
think about
that
no i was
actually i was
going through
my spells
and i was
just like
wait a second
i've got
cantrips
and stuff
like that
and it's
like oh
uh okay
ghost sound
cannot
make um
can't make
music
you're gonna
make
wait
wait
wait i have
an idea
great just
like claps
her paws
together
talim
could you
make little
funny
little hee
who
uh images
with your
magic
little little
sparklers
with your
magic
yeah
just to
entertain
children
yeah
like
performative
cooking
while you're
making
the coffee
you make
magic
oh
and while
i am
frying things
and cutting
the meat
i do it
with my
bare hands
yeah
and i don't
have anyone
in my
giant family
who knows
music
that was
an oversight
on somebody's
part
heart
heart
snaps
his fingers
like yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
we should
get
holic
to do
fireworks
but then we
have to split
the pay
with holic
holic can
pay for that
recipe
by doing
fireworks
for us
wait
holic
is really
wanted
wait
we're
all
really
wanted
yeah
you know
who we
should
get
you know
who we
really
should
get
on
this
there's
one single
individual
that i would
actually
honestly
just take
my entire
pay
and give
who
we should
get
brog
on
security
oh
do you
think
he would
be down
for it
when was
the last
time we
saw bro
and then
heart
freezes
and stares
off in
the distance
as he
just
remembers
a crying
visage
of a
dwarven
man
in the
in the
weird
time anomaly
dungeon
great
kind of
also just
stops like
oh
i hope
he's okay
do we
know where
brook lives
didn't brook
say the
general
region
i guess
it would
we couldn't
just walk
around town
and look
for him
but maybe
we could
ask
or we
could
he's
one of
croc's
people
you kind
of
you have
an idea
you'll
find
brog
near
croc's
den
so you
might be
able to
look around
for him
ask around
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
i would
i would
like that
he gets
some money
he can
he can
he can
he can
put it
towards
his daughter
and all
that
yeah
that could
be nice
we should
make some
kind of
disguises
for ourselves
also
so we
don't look
like the
wanted
posters
we're
famous
not in
a good
way
we might
be arrested
before we
could go
see
kardinand
but if
kardinand
wants to
see us
he gets
to see
us
though
what if
we're arrested
before that
it doesn't
matter
yeah
what if
we're just
that good
no
disguises
right
costumes
well
costumes
i love
costumes
we could
all dress
up with
turbans
like
to leave
and then
we could
look like
the cart
you know
some fun
cultural
appropriation
there
stairs
would be
like
what the
fuck
it's nice
running
raccoons
everyone
we can
all look
like we're
quite sheer
and our
and our
cart is
quite sheer
and we're
all cool
no like
sharing culture
is super
nice
yeah
yeah
no i can
fetch you
a loincloth
don't worry
about it
oh what
yeah
one of these
and he points
down in his
loincloth
oh
do they
have any
nice dresses
i mean
hard nods
they sure
do
in the
guild cities
they have
many nice
dresses
gree just
kind of like
pokes her
fingers together
she's just
like oh
that sounds
nice
yeah we
can hide
our faces
the way
that uh
believe does
dude
the trade
cities have
like veils
as the usual
clothing right
uh they
are often
accompanied
by those
who are
members
of guild
so if
we dress
up as
guild
members
i'd
uh
i
we are
not in
the guild
city so
it's not
a crime
we should
probably be
careful
treading
that line
someone just
puts on
a single
like guild
assembly and
someone is
alerted on the
other side of
the world
an assassination
contract is
written
automatically
knowing how
fucked up i would
do it i would
probably just put
the guild on the
other side of
you
and they look
over at you
what the fuck
okay wait a minute
who dresses us
they don't get the
uniform right though
that was
bastards
let's not
accidentally tread
on lines that
shouldn't be
tread
i mean what do
you think
where like because
we are you know
like
what is it
i i am
i'm
i'm from
crunch here
it
is
technically from
crunch here
um
our
our cart is
very you know
like we are
sharing
traditional food
traditional fare
drinks
um
it's not
unreasonable
for those
working the cart
to also match it
as well
yeah
hesitate from
any
guild like
badges
and like he
like taps
to the um
like the uh
what is it
the uh
the plates
that he
often
where that
he has
on the uh
the sides
of his head
that like dangle
from his turban
and the one
that he keeps
at the the top
of his sash
he's like
perhaps no
badges
but they come
in dress
you know
they come in
accoutrements
and i think
that would be
fine
yeah
if you say
so i'll
take your
word for
it
yeah
right
so we'll
want to
hurry out
and maybe
i don't know
that they'll
purchase or
sell
those kinds
of clothes
directly
but we
can we
can put
something
together
especially
if to leave
you're willing
to help
guide us
into doing
it appropriately
i can try
my best
you know
my sewing
hand is not
what it used
to be
um
but i can
so direction
to help
for this
oh
you definitely
list down
on uh
different bits
of clothing
so to disguise
yourselves a little
bit better
so you know
any bounty hunters
or whatever
won't notice you
so you have
that of course
the question
then because
i assume you
want to get
brug for security
so we should
write that down
too um
uh you did
not go
with the
traitors thing
uh is there
anything else
you want to
try any
confections
at all
any other
drinks or
people to
drink any
other ideas
on that front
what are you
people to
drink oh
oh it's like
things for
people to
drink okay
i thought
you should be
one question
one single
question yeah
tea uh
but i have a
straight up
question
cab yeah
does talim
have a
single
ice
spell
i i
don't
think
so
okay
otherwise
i would
go like
hold on
let me
check
do you
have a
cantrip
do you
have a
cantrip
i don't
know i
have to
check
i've got
no but
yeah um
there is
actually a
cantrip
that uh
i was
going to
ask thorin
if i would
be able to
run out
and purchase
the the
purchase the
spell for
which is
musical
accompaniment
nice
yeah
find somebody
who's willing
to sell
the formula
for a cantrip
so
we'll uh
add it into
the preparation
thing but we'll
figure that out
with you being
a magus and
stuff and
certain spell
casting learning
so we'll uh
we'll get you
figured out
there
magic is the
solution
uh did we
want to
exactly
did we want
to approach
hollick about
anything or do
we not want to
split money with
him
tea we need
we need
drinks
yeah
remember hollick's
really good
tea
yeah
gray
has a flashback
immediately just
sits down
i was also
for a second
i was you know
going to be like
oh yeah i know
we could go and
like we could
hit hollick up
for you know
like maybe he
could make
something you
know that
really smells
nice
oh yeah
he has no
nose
it's okay the
cartels smell
good because
there's cooking
food
yeah
before we we
just start selling
boba
oh my god
yeah
and i think
if
if
like if
talim just
goes to
diamond hands
to get like
you know the
clothing and
whatever as
well then
we just grab
us a
cantrip wand
of a single
ice spell
and now we
can make
iced coffee
as well
oh yeah
coffee
talim does
the funny
uh turkish
ice cream
bit
i forgot about
the coffee
entirely
just like
mage handing
the the cone
into people's
hands and then
mage handing
it away
it's like
oh yeah
you have
almost got
the cone
yeah you have
two cones
stacked
and you go
oh oh
oh there was
an empty cone
there was one
inside of it
well then
somebody eventually
punts beetle
and takes the cone
what
what
beetle
perfect
that's our
that's our
card
okay so you
have that
okay so as
far as i can
tell here are
you confident
that's all you
want
i hate
i hate when
i hate when you
word it like
that
i hate when
you say it
like that
yeah
because we
have to do
it on stream
because what
you say
here
you know
it's just
like i could
help along
but this is
your guys
adventure
this is your
guy's thing
you keep making
it worse
i can't think of
anything else
but i'd rather
watch you
fucking struggle
the only other
thing that i would
like to do
is to add just
a tent
in case the
elements
fuck us over
i thought
that's what
we're gonna
do
we're gonna
have like
the little
pavilion
style
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
on the front
with the chairs
that come down
yeah yeah
okay cool
in that case
no i think
we're done
i think that
i i don't care
about what
soren says
i think we're
done
yeah
synopsis
we have security
we have a
sexy cart
our cart
makes noise
our cart has
oh wait i already
said sexy
it's got a bunch
of stuff on it
it's sexy again
yeah it's
sexy again
we've got a
seating area
we've got cover
for the seating
area we got
cover for the
cart we got
a heart instead
of horses
we got delicious
food we got
delicious we got
coffee and tea
and and coffee
with ice
what else could
we be missing
i don't think
we're missing
anything i mean
even with the ice
like if somebody's
just like i want
water just give
them ice it'll
melt okay
let them chew ice
let them suck
ice if you
want the only
like details
for cooking
vessels and
whatever
uh talim would
need a vat
with sand
in it and
it just heats
up the sand
for turkish
coffee and
then um
everything that
heart needs
is one big
vat of oil
uh and
he needs
utensils
other than
that
okay
whatever
gear
to help
with this
to help
with this
i'm going
to ask
uh each
person
so gray
is gray
confident
they uh
after everything
they've done
so far that
there's nothing
else to add
she has
no scope
of reference
so she
thinks they're
she thinks
they're fine
because she
honestly has
no clue
okay
um
can i
actually
roll
a society
check
to see
if there
is
anything
that
our
part
would
be
missing
that
would
be
more
common
place
you made
for cooking
of the
quantity
markets
i guess
i don't know
uh go ahead
and roll
me society
it's something
that your
nature
you've set
up carts
and had to
deal with
them and
stuff before
you know
so go ahead
and roll
me society
to see
what you've
learned
to be
creative
with my
rolls
that is a
16 for a
total of a
security is a
big thing
you know
even though
even though
you got
brug and
stuff for
the stuff
you know
what can
you do
to secure
your stuff
and transport
it inside
of the
car
how can
you preserve
the food
on the
way there
and stuff
it was
actually
one of
things i
was looking
at was
also there
is another
cantrip
on top of
musical
accompaniment
it's called
Frost's
Touch
which does
keep
things cool
cool
okay
i'll write
that down
uh
there's that
and of
course
um
you know
the theme
we're going
with the
theme we're
going is
for food
sorry i
got like
things kind
of sprouted
here in
my desk
okay
so i've
got you
uh
beetle
anything
else
uh
as a
grower
of outset
as a child
of outset
uh
uh
have i
have there
been other
parades
that i could
have been
to do i
have a point
of reference
roll me a
society check
oh i saw
that one
i know
that's a
total of
i rolled
a 19
for this
um
use you
you are
confident
you got a
lot of
the bases
covered
you know
uh
but a
thing
that you
might
have
noticed
is that
one
edge
that
you're
not
currently
bringing
in
is
potions
things
that could
help
people
have a
good
time
there
are
you
do
have
drinks
like
coffee
and
stuff
uh
but potions
to kind
of help
people
or
maybe
a
trickery
way
of
potions
maybe
conjuring
up
something
custom
to make
them
more
applicable
to
your
brand
or
your
things
like
maybe
a
potion
that
makes
them
feel
like
really
refreshed
but to
get
thirsty
real
quick
to do
your
something
you know
things like
that
um
you know
potions
are a bit
of trickery
to do
that
uh
so what
you're
saying
is that
we're not
fronting
a drug
dealing
operation
and that's
bad
yeah
yes
we're all
of course
too family
friendly
the one
time we
try to be
family
friendly
you
understand
that the
markets
the markets
here
especially
in the
in the
queen splicer
i imagine
beetle
hasn't been
able to
afford
to go
there
but you
know
the
queen splicer
is
where a
lot
of
things
like
a lot
of
scheming
a lot
of
taking
advantage
of
things
and
getting
any
advantage
that
they
can
happens
for a
lot
of
market
stuff
over
there
so
it's
uh
you can
play
it
safe
or
you
try
to
think
of
something
that
might
push
you
over
the
edge
yeah
so
thinking
on
that
as
beetle
is
giving
the
final
review
of
the
cart
with
everyone
else
uh
he goes
you know
we're
we're
we're not
pitching
strange
and
potentially
licit
pharmaceuticals
but
tea
is one
of our
brands
and
beetle
remembers
the
variety
of
experiences
that were
had
on
holix
tea
specifically
and
beetle
thinks
that
the next
best
thing
and
it'll
still
keep
their
car
you know
their
target
demographic
can
include
youngins
as
well
as
oldins
so
beetle
will
suggest
why don't
we see
if
holix
can whip
up like
a giant
pot
of that
tea
and we'll
bring it
with us
since
the
experiences
that are
had on
that tea
are so
different
and I
remember
it made
me feel
really
good
hey
cab
one
quick
question
yes
can you
can you
read
what
what
the coffee
that you
specified
that you
have
does
blood eye
coffee
yeah
blend
including
several
spices
is a
favorite
morning
drink
across
across the
region
a maximum
addiction
stage of
blood eye
coffee
never progresses
beyond stage
one
stage one
a plus one
bonus to
ac to
saves when
you're taking
penalties caused
by the
fatigue
condition
like yeah
it technically
is an alchemical
consumable
drug
it is a drug
it's a drug
you get
addicted to
it
yeah
oh
perfect
yeah so
that'll be
beetle's last
suggestion
is getting
the
one
one drink
that is
very obvious
and that's
alcohol
oh yeah
but everybody's
gonna have
that and
we don't
have any
special kind
of booze
yeah
you're right
what if we
got some
heavy
I'm not an
alcoholic but
I know that
Bailey's goes
in coffee and
I'm trying to
think of what
Bailey's is
what is
Bailey's
is Bailey's
whiskey what
is Bailey's
Bailey's
I like how
I'm just like
looking at
looking at
your model
and I can
just see
your eyes
darting around
as you
it's whiskey
it's whiskey
and cream
okay
right
it's whiskey
and cream
it's a cream
liqueur
cream liqueur
okay so
uh
beetle
who does
know about
alcohol
will suggest
this to
coffee man
will suggest
maybe like
a cream
liqueur
so we can
have that
as an
option as
well
we've got
iced coffee
we got
cream liqueur
coffee
we got
the
default
coffee
we also
also
in case
just to make
sure that
none of us
have forgotten
we are
representing
the
ermas
and the
thermas
and I'm
sure that
they have
some sort
of
beverage
that they
may be
able to
create
or may
like to
sell
there as
well
to make
a profit
like their
specialty
true
they might
have
something
they
want us
to put
on the
cart
it's worth
a shot
no frog
sandwiches
get out
frog
sandwiches
that's what
we do
with the
people who
try to
like be
awful
in customer
service
it's just
like oh
you have
a problem
you need
to talk
to the
manager
here
come
right
back
here
we'll
talk
to
you
frog
frog
frog
okay
well
I'm
going
okay
okay
um
at heart
uh
is heart
confident
on everything
oh yeah
big time
but he's
but he's
always confident
except
if you
ask him
and he
has to
be honest
okay
so I'm
going to
write this
down
I understand
that uh
you know
I'm making
you go
through a
lot of
mental
leaps
and prepping
your car
for the
thing
I have
to bring
this in
because you
are competing
against others
in this
parade
so I have
to basically
see what
you are
bringing
versus what
they are
bringing
and uh
go in
through that
way
so for
next session
what I would
appreciate you
guys to do
be sure to
write everything
down
and plan
out how
you're going
to sell
things
and all
that other
stuff
and everything
else
and that
is where
we're going
to end
it
today
yay
we're never
going to be
able to meet
Kurt and Ann
are we
we're getting
arrested
you're getting
arrested
wait wait
wait
they don't know
what he looks
like
wanted poster
theoretically
theoretically
if we get
second place
and then
beetle
pulls out
a gun
and shoots
the first
place
the first
place
and the
second
and the
second
place
I mean
new first
place
winners
exactly
and if
herdinand
is right
right there
when he
announces
that
and the
tyrant's guild
is like
50 feet
away
do we have
50 feet
away
in travel
time
amount
of time
to get
her wish
in
oh my
god
it was just
an audience
i didn't know
there was
anything but a
wish
and you
just turn
towards
kernan
and scream
political
immunity
so with that
everyone
i hope you
all had
a lovely
time
sorry i've
been writing
down a
bunch of
stuff
as they've
been talking
i've been
having to
be like
okay okay
it's gonna
be that
because i
got a
lot to
prep
the rest
of the
party out
of prison
so you
have to
find brog
you're preparing
all this
stuff you
brogs for
security
you wanted
to get a
tent for
things there's
a whole bunch
of stuff you
guys basically
have here
and i
have a
bunch of
map making
to do
and everything
i just had a
great idea but
we're still on
stream so i
can still pitch
ideas right
yeah sure
no new ideas
off stream
so you know
how all of
beetle's sisters
like match
in our carbon
copies of each
other can we
can i try and
get beetles
family to come
and like
oh yeah
we're not
turning into a
kobold maid cafe
no no no
yeah kobold maid
cafe literally
kobold maid cafe
like you know
when you're in
breath when you're
playing breath of
the wild and
you go into
the gerudo city
and there are
the the ladies
outside of the
shops who are
like hey
hey and they're
like clapping
and like pulling
people over and
they're all like
enthusiastic and
excited they're
like ah stop
it here oh
watermelons like
you know can we
please can i
no because because
those are huge
ladies and these
are little lizard
creatures but we
can put them up
on boxes or or
have them like
dance around on
top of the cart
i'm vetoing this
idea
damn it so
with that thank
you chat so
much for
watching we
greatly appreciate
we'll see what
happens with their
cart to the parade
will they meet
curtain and will
they finally will
they finally be able
to get the reward
to get out of debt
will the goons
finally get a step
up in life after
so much garbage
has happened to
them bounties and
everything on their
head this is what
they've been getting
up for and we'll
see what happens
thank you all so
much for watching
and we'll see you
next time so long
and farewell
bye
I think the audience
wants a maid cafe
they want it they
look really excited
coming back