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Welcome to Happening in Henderson, the weekly show where hosts Mark and Joleen serve up Henderson’s news with equal parts insight, cynicism, and sharp-edged humor. From local headlines and community events to crime updates, school district drama, weather forecasts, sports highlights, and brutally honest restaurant reviews, nothing is off limits.
Whether you’re a lifelong local or new to the 890xx life, this is the place to stay informed… without falling asleep.
JOLEEN: Welcome back to Happening in Henderson, the only local news brief that's actually honest about how fucking hot it's getting already. I'm Joleen, your upbeat ray of cynical sunshine, and I'm currently wondering why the hell we all live in a place where the air tries to kill us four months out of the year.
MARK: And I'm Mark. Composed, slightly annoyed, and mostly just here to make sure Joleen doesn't get us sued. It's Monday, April 27, 2026, and honestly, if you're listening to this while stuck on the 215, I'm not sorry. You knew what you were getting into when you moved here, you dickhead.
JOLEEN: He's not kidding. The traffic is a special kind of hell today, but we've got some absolute shit-show news to distract you from that silver-gray SUV currently cutting you off. We're talking 26 million dollar heists, hockey heart attacks, and the tragic loss of a local icon who definitely had the best hair in the valley. If you're new here, hit that subscribe button, leave a comment telling us how much you hate the Boulder Highway cones, and remember you can always email us at henderson at the happening network dot com.
MARK: Let's start with the headline that made my jaw hit the floor on Friday. A Henderson woman actually pleaded guilty to embezzling over 26 million dollars from her employer. Joleen, 26 million. That's not a typo. That's not a rounding error. That's 'I'm buying a private island and a fleet of gold-plated jet skis' money.
JOLEEN: I'm sorry, 26 million? How does an employer not notice that much cash just... vanishing? Was the accountant just closing their eyes and clicking 'approve' for five years straight? It's fucking impressive, in a totally illegal, you're-going-to-prison-forever kind of way. I can barely get away with putting a 15 dollar lunch on my expense report without someone asking for three receipts and a blood sample.
MARK: It really highlights the level of trust, or perhaps total lack of oversight, that some companies have. She was apparently living the high life while the company was essentially being bled dry. The details are still coming out, but man, Henderson is really stepping up its white-collar crime game. We're not just a sleepy suburb anymore; we're a hub for high-stakes financial fuckery.
JOLEEN: And on a much sadder note, we lost a real local character this weekend. Neil Sackmary, the guy from Nevada Coin Mart who was basically on every commercial ever made in this town, passed away at 52. I'm legitimately bummed. He was a staple. Every time I saw him on TV yelling about coins and jewelry, I felt like everything was right with the world. Who's gonna tell me my old high school rings are worth five bucks now?
MARK: He was a law enforcement supporter and a guy who really leaned into his persona. 52 is far too young. It's a weird hole in the local culture today. Whether you loved the commercials or muted them immediately, you knew exactly who he was. Rest in peace, Neil. The jewelry market in heaven just got a lot more loud and energetic.
JOLEEN: Speaking of energetic and terrifying, did you hear about the armored truck robbery on Friday morning? It was up in northeast Vegas, near Cheyenne and Las Vegas Boulevard, but it's close enough to make me rethink my career in financial transport. Broad daylight, 9:30 in the morning, right in the middle of rush hour. These assholes aren't even trying to hide it anymore.
MARK: It's like a scene out of a Michael Mann movie, except with more construction cones and less cool lighting. Metro is still hunting for the suspects. They haven't released much info, which usually means they're either close to a break or they've got absolutely nothing. If you saw a white van driving like a maniac near Cheyenne on Friday, maybe give 'em a call. Or don't, I'm not your boss.
JOLEEN: And we had a massive scare at Boulder City High on Friday too. A lockdown because of a 'possible weapon' on campus. Thank god it turned out to be unfounded, but can we talk about how exhausting this is for parents? My friend's kid was texting her from under a desk. It's a shitty way to spend a Friday afternoon, even if it was a false alarm.
MARK: The district is saying no weapon was found, but the protocol had to be followed. It's the reality of 2026. But hey, in a weird bit of heartwarming news that makes me feel like a lazy sack of shit, Clark County's first Black woman principal is turning 100 years old. She's still active and on a mission to educate. I'm 40 and I get tired from walking to the mailbox.
JOLEEN: A hundred? That's incredible. Imagine the shit she's seen. She probably remembers when Henderson was just a couple of tents and a very confused coyote. We should all be that motivated. Instead, I'm sitting here complaining that my iced latte isn't cold enough. I'm a terrible person, Mark.
MARK: We've established that. Moving on to things that make people angry: road construction. The Mohawk Drive and Pueblo Place temporary diverter test is still going. They're trying to stop people from using it as a shortcut to avoid the main roads. Apparently, residents are tired of people treatin' their street like a drag strip.
JOLEEN: Oh, I've seen that diverter. It's like an obstacle course for people who forgot how to use a map. It's supposed to last 60 days. I give it another week before some dickhead in a lifted truck just drives over the sidewalk to bypass it. And don't even get me started on Boulder Highway. They're doing median work near Wagon Wheel and Greenway. It's a mess. If you're trying to get to the valley from that side of town, just leave now. Like, right now.
MARK: They're actually adding dedicated turn lanes and improving the lighting. They say it'll be safer, but in the meantime, it's just a sea of orange. And the 215 widening between Pecos and Stephanie is still doing those nightly closures from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. They're doing a lighting study because people complained the new LEDs are too bright. I didn't think 'too much light' was a thing in Vegas, but here we are.
JOLEEN: People in Henderson will complain about anything. 'The sun is too bright!' 'The air is too airy!' Just put on some sunglasses and keep driving. Speaking of things people can't afford because they're too busy paying for light shields, the real estate market is getting weird. The median list price in the 89012 zip code is up to 692,000 dollars. Who is buying these houses? Are we all secret millionaires?
MARK: Well, the actual sold price is lower, around 522,000. It's a neutral market, which is code for 'nobody knows what's happening'. Homes are sitting for over 200 days in some spots. It's a buyer's market in the 89015 area, though. So if you want to live out where the desert starts to get real quiet and the houses are cheaper, now's your chance.
JOLEEN: Yeah, if you don't mind the commute and the occasional scorpion in your shoe. But let's talk about something better: food. I finally went to CRAFTkitchen on North Green Valley Parkway. Mark, I'm tellin' you, those house-made pastries are the only reason I haven't moved to Montana yet. The monkey bread? It's a religious experience.
MARK: I've heard the cinnamon rolls are the size of a human head. Chef Jaret really knows what he's doing. They use grass-fed meats and organic ingredients, which I guess justifies the price of a fancy brunch. It's a nice change of pace from the typical chain bullshit we usually get out here.
JOLEEN: It's legit. Also, a new spot called Sun Bowls just opened in Silverado Ranch on Friday. Acai bowls, smoothies, all that healthy shit that makes you feel like you're going to live forever. I'll stick to the monkey bread, but it's good to have options for the people who actually care about their arteries.
MARK: Switching to sports, and I hope you stayed up late last night. The Golden Knights pulled off an absolute miracle in Salt Lake City. Game 4 against the Utah Mammoth. They were up 3-0, then they absolutely choked and let Utah take a 4-3 lead in the third. I was ready to throw my remote through the TV.
JOLEEN: I was screaming at my cat. It was pathetic. But then Brett Howden tied it up, and Shea Theodore scored that beauty in overtime. 5-4 win. The series is tied 2-2. We've got home-ice advantage back, and Game 5 is Wednesday at T-Mobile. If they play like they did in the second period, we're fine. If they play like the third, I'm gonna need a prescription for heart medication.
MARK: And we can't forget the Raiders. The draft was this past weekend, and the Fernando Mendoza era has officially begun. The Heisman winner from Indiana is our new savior. I watched his reaction video when he got picked first overall--the kid was in tears with his mom in Miami. It's hard not to root for a guy like that, even if I'm cynical about Raiders quarterbacks.
JOLEEN: He seems like a good kid. Let's hope the Raiders' offensive line doesn't let him get murdered in the first three weeks. We've seen that movie before. But honestly, the city is buzzing. There's an optimism that feels... well, it feels dangerous. Like we're setting ourselves up for a massive disappointment, but that's the Silver and Black way, right?
MARK: Exactly. Now, if you're looking for something to do this week that doesn't involve screaming at a scoreboard, the Henderson Farmers Market is back at the Water Street Plaza on Friday and at Cornerstone Park on Saturday. It's a good way to buy overpriced kale and pretend you're a functioning member of society.
JOLEEN: And 'The Taming of the Shrew' is running through May 2nd. It's Shakespeare, Mark. Culture. You should try it sometime. Or you can just go to the 'Sneakers and Sparkles' thing if you've got kids. There's a lot happening. We actually have a city that does stuff, which is nice when it's not 115 degrees out.
MARK: Speaking of degrees, let's look at the weather. It's actually decent for now. Today is 73, sunny and breezy. Tomorrow we're looking at 77. By Wednesday, it starts to creep up to 82, and we'll hit the high 80s by the weekend. Saturday might even touch 93 with some clouds and wind. So, basically, enjoy today because the oven is preheating.
JOLEEN: 93 on Saturday? That's it. I'm staying in my pool until October. Don't call me, don't text me. Unless you're bringing me a monkey bread from CRAFTkitchen. Then we can talk. But seriously, it's a beautiful week to get outside before the sun turns into a giant blowtorch. Just watch out for the construction on Boulder Highway, okay? Don't be that asshole who tries to merge at the last second.
MARK: That's a tall order for this town. That's our show for today. We've covered the embezzlement, the heists, the hockey heroics, and the fact that you're probably paying too much for your house. Henderson is a weird, chaotic, beautiful place, and we're just living in it.
JOLEEN: We really are. Make sure you like and subscribe so you don't miss our next update. If you've got a tip or just want to tell us we're dicks, email us at henderson at the happening network dot com. We love hearing from you, mostly. Stay safe, stay hydrated, and try not to embezzle 26 million dollars this week. It's a lot of paperwork.
MARK: See you next time on Happening in Henderson.