Mit Spatzen auf Kanonen schießen

In dieser Episode geht’s rund: Remi und Daniel diskutieren die rätselhafte Hospitzgang – niemand Geringeres als Harald Schmidt, Heino und Thomas Gottschalk. Eine Verbindung, die kaum jemand versteht, aber irgendwie auch keiner braucht! Doch das ist längst nicht alles: Remi teilt seine Zahnarztängste und enthüllt eine besonders kuriose Erinnerung aus seiner Schulzeit – warum hat seine Klassenlehrerin ihm damals tatsächlich den Bauch gestreichelt? Neben diesen schrägen Themen stellt sich auch die Frage, wieso Daniel immer wieder die Rolle des „Bösen“ einnimmt. Liegt es daran, dass die beiden überhaupt kein Talent für Freundschaften haben? Chaos, Lacher und jede Menge absurde Geschichten sind in dieser Folge garantiert – eben typisch „Mit Spatzen auf Kanonen schießen“!

What is Mit Spatzen auf Kanonen schießen?

Manchmal spielt das Leben verrückt – und so haben sich Daniel und Remi völlig zufällig auf TikTok gefunden. Keine zwei Wochen später saßen sie schon vorm Mikro und haben die Folge 0 ihres Podcasts aufgenommen. Seitdem lassen sie kein Thema unberührt. Egal ob hitzige politische Diskussionen, provokante Nazi-Debatten, peinlich offene Gespräche über intime Blessuren oder das kontroverse Thema Abtreibung – hier bleibt kein Blatt vor dem Mund.

Daniel und Remi kombinieren gnadenlosen schwarzen Humor mit einer Prise Wahnsinn und provokanten Ansichten, die auch mal unbequem werden können. Ihr Motto: Alles kann, nichts muss. Kein Thema ist zu brisant, keine Meinung zu extrem, und die beiden Hosts scheuen sich nicht davor, da hinzuschauen, wo es wehtut.

Für alle, die bereit sind, ihre Komfortzone zu verlassen, über das zu lachen, was andere lieber totschweigen, und dabei auch mal zum Nachdenken angeregt werden wollen. Dieser Podcast ist nichts für Zartbesaitete – aber für alle, die Lust haben, den eigenen Horizont zu erweitern und sich auf ein ehrliches, unzensiertes Gespräch einzulassen.”

Remi (00:21.926)
I'm fine. I think starting with Smartalk is already me out. How are you? I don't give shit how I'm We're professional podcasters, I thought that. yeah, always good people to bad games.

Remi (00:44.922)
That's right. Do we want to politics away? Okay. Kretschmer stops in Baden-Württemberg and for comes Özdemir.

Remi (01:30.126)
Yeah, that's... I don't know. I always I a positive image of Özdemir. Now think, yes, no, not.

Remi (01:47.928)
Yeah, is that mm-hmm?

Remi (01:55.801)
I said it.

Okay, so the greens are now... ...not available

Remi (02:09.81)
Is he dead? I think he's still

Remi (02:20.484)
We don't anything about Last week he cunard, he's still Now we're at Joschka Fischer.

Remi (02:43.376)
Mm-hmm.

Remi (03:22.342)
Yeah, but I wouldn't have any research for that.

Remi (03:39.91)
Yes. But that the right-wing extreme scene. I think

Remi (03:51.014)
Yeah, but if they can understand the feelings of happiness.

Remi (04:14.758)
to it.

Remi (04:21.058)
is Doro T. Bear still

She presented the flight taxi that couldn't fly yet.

Remi (04:46.074)
isn't opera pleite, okay.

operatorisch bleiben.

Remi (04:54.401)
Yeah... no, flight taxi... I would happy if the railroad would work... I am...

Remi (05:17.158)
Yeah, no, normally I don't to that much, but now... There's a real cold breeze blowing through our friendship. Well, listen, I had a date in Fröder the last two days. To Sauerland to Fröder is already... So you have two possibilities...

Remi (05:44.623)
Yeah.

I don't know, I know the tire manufacturer. It's usually like this, you into Sauerland and then you two hours to Kassel with a regional train. I'm a convinced Sauerland fan, so patriot. I try to my raps time.

It's a bit difficult right now. And then he feels like...

somewhere in the Pampa and always one and out. So now you have here work which are currently taking for one and half months, but the Deutsche Bahn has not managed to the route, so that I two hours by bus, by bus, by a normal fucking bus line to Hagen.

Remi (06:58.502)
So, really places that no one else needs. Great, so the first hour of delay and then they couldn't get me to get to Fröder. And then I arrived with 2.5 hours delay, was totally annoyed and stressed.

And then last night, of same shit again back, where I then from Dortmund with the bus two hours again in Sauerland had to again with such a bus of I am pen and then the wrong station I and then I to a taxi, know, 25 euros to to the station where I actually wanted to So this is the so we have to be very, very urgent and I have yesterday also a real one

video.

Remi (08:06.406)
So, better? Okay. So we need a fucking new train board and we need a competent or a competent traffic minister. That's so bad, it was never this bad. That's really hard.

Remi (08:33.249)
Ja, bis jetzt.

Remi (08:40.294)
So.

Remi (08:46.941)
Tiefensee.

Remi (09:01.889)
That was the only thing he quickly. He always spoke But I think 50 % of our listeners don't Rudolf Scharping anymore.

Remi (09:28.686)
No, not Reichsbahn ended... Are you speaking from East or West? Okay, Reichsbahn ended... When?

Since then a lot has been rebuilt. then was a time when little has Then the Deutsche Bahn AG And since then it's gone.

Great. It in many countries. Look at England, where the prices are incredible. You a small car for a train ride. And it human lives. I don't understand why a system like DB should be privatized.

Remi (10:52.774)
Did you Telekom at the

Remi (10:58.725)
No.

Remi (11:07.97)
Mhm.

Remi (11:22.246)
And when does something for the AfD No, think he's dead. They're all dead.

And then you yourself why Thomas Gottschalk is

No, no, Okay.

Remi (11:47.236)
Yeah, pass auf, dann lass mich noch eine Geschichte kurz erzählen. Ich war beim Zahnarzt. Am Montag. Nein, nicht mit Julian Reichel. Aber ich bin ja Angstpatient. Ich hab ja Angst vor Zahnärzten. Weil ich finde Menschen, die Zahnärzte als Berufswunsch haben, sind mir schon suspe... Also dann lieber Metzger innen. So.

Remi (12:21.37)
So them

But dentists are natural specialists. So I was at a dentist New patient, then you to a question. How often do you have anal sex and so on. And then there was also question of a patient Then I crossed That led to the fact that I...

that the dentist came, which I saw time and which constantly her hand on my shoulder.

Remi (13:07.846)
where I thought, that's what you do when someone patient Then you constantly your hand on your shoulder. And then I on a training course on sexual harassment for And I the time the thought...

whether that is not sexual harassment and I can't new teeth, so to speak, they ever come, so that I the dentist. At the time, I about my elementary school days. can remember having stomachache and my class teacher said, come to me on the floor and I'll your belly.

That wouldn't be possible today, But now she's already dead.

Yeah, also there is next year to hold. But that I thought, boy, I have that. Also, what you on such a pre-school education.

Remi (14:23.142)
Ne, ich bin im Mittleren.

There are legal... No, no, there are... No, wait, no, I don't have an additional license. There are legal insured people and there are private insured people. Those the two you play But are also voluntary insured people. I am voluntary insured.

Remi (14:50.508)
Naja, ich bin ja... Also das heißt, ich...

Remi (14:58.15)
I'll you raise and you go the private one. But that's stupid. Are you private insurance? Why are you... hmmm... there you can who us both... ...ehm... the right money.

Remi (15:24.283)
Mm-hmm.

Remi (15:37.284)
Yeah, but how long?

You can't change Yeah, but you can't just say, I'm going back to the legal...

Remi (15:54.212)
Well, you don't it, Only what you with your YouTube videos, with your TikTok videos.

Remi (16:05.092)
Ne, ist nur vierstellig.

Remi (16:22.854)
But how nice he sells because he already 4 stars.

Remi (16:38.626)
Nein, möchten wir nicht.

Remi (16:43.27)
Yeah, that is, of That's it. That's worth it. That's always a sentence. You fucking sentence. You have to control Of course you have to control You just to control when you get And two and a half thousand...

I this podcast

Remi (17:11.174)
Meier, you me an assessment? Or an assessment? Have you ever had a tax break? I've had a tax break.

Remi (17:23.492)
It's that you're state of country now.

Remi (17:32.271)
Okay.

Remi (17:41.19)
That's true.

Remi (17:47.3)
Ja, wer hat's gesagt? Thomas Gottschalk oder der Zuhälter?

Remi (18:05.302)
I know you read that.

Remi (18:44.55)
Yeah, but do seriously think someone read

Remi (18:51.832)
What this shit?

Remi (18:59.152)
Yeah, I know. I was always young.

Remi (19:06.394)
Yeah, that's true. But we were never good.

Remi (19:31.205)
Yeah.

Remi (19:51.034)
That was actually funny, less because of Thomas Gottschalk. He had Gottschalk's Late Night or something that. And Helge Schneider and Marcel Reich-Ranicki Helge Schneider presented his book, something with Du alte Hippe.

Remi (20:19.014)
And this is clue to make to Helge Schneider, whose book is just a dumb book, I'm a huge Helge Schneider fan, to one of the biggest literature critics of to who just completely stunned by Helge Schneider's That was mega.

He was not evil opponent. He had a very dignified comment. But he his funny way of But Thomas Gottschalk didn't And then a top model out a picture tape.

Why does the Reich Raditzky have to world apart? First Helge Schneider is dull, then a woman and just presents herself half naked and says, no, my book doesn't have any texts.

Remi (21:37.798)
No. Yes. No, I heard about it. I always it very quickly when I saw

Remi (21:59.302)
Yeah, but you everywhere. You can in our TikTok channel. Everyone says we can't say what we want and then write anti-semitic, right-wing radical shit in the comments. And think, yeah, but... And someone commented that too. I read I thought was very cool. Someone commented, well, that you can't really say anymore, they you...

Podcast here, aber den Kommentar lange stehen so ne also scheint man so und ich bin ja also das habe ich ja von dir gelernt tatsächlich keine Kommentare zu löschen außer sie sind ganz ganz schwer daneben Aber das ist so ach das langweilt mich auch so was denn

Remi (22:51.148)
Mhm. Hab ich gesehen.

Remi (23:12.398)
Ja, Harald Schmidt enttäuscht mich auch.

Remi (23:17.862)
I don't I guess... guess... This is my theory, I can't prove. But I think that Heino, Relt Schmidt and Thomas Gottschalk met in a swing club. They're the people who to the swing club And nobody got And that's these three... For me, they're...

How do you these men who so frustrated with women women's violence, and threats, for the voters? For me, the insides of the generation of hospices.

Remi (24:03.148)
Is that the Karina

Remi (24:18.854)
Yeah, I shall.

Remi (24:51.046)
I don't it either. I think... Wait, let's stay with Harald Schmidt I was a big fan of Harald Schmidt. What was the the show? No, no, before Yes. Schmidt and Ander. I always he was great. I always the Harald Schmidt show was good. I was good that he had

I like But since he's not that present anymore, he's drifted in a strange direction. I think he's always been very self-centered. I've that as humor. And now after years I to realize, no, he's like

So, yeah, then give this and this is really this generation of hospice, weiss that the Gesellschaftlich nicht mehr so viel Einfluss haben. ist natürlich total ungünstig sich die Nase irgendwie zu jucken und dann die Hand zwischen Mikro und Nase zu halten. Ja, ich weiß, bin halt auch noch Anfänger. Auf der anderen Seite.

I was very disappointed because I thought that these all people from your childhood and youth that you liked much. On the other hand, you Harpe Kerkeling, whom I never liked. But I think that gave really good statements at where I thought, that's how it

And I never thought that Kerkling would such a moral person.

Remi (26:51.046)
Yeah, that's also that is no, look at me. A friend mine invited me to her birthday party. And I said, yes, good, but I only you. She also in Hamburg. I don't know. I only you and you are now a hostess and then I know. I don't know the others. And then says, yes, but Stefan is there The gay. No, said, then it will be a mega evening.

So, yeah. say, that's of when you similarities, it's always good. I say, the others in and out, because then I myself them, because I do too. And I it's good that I do So, that's of course, no, I found, I can about his humor. So, I also think also that Bertrix number back then, I still it today, because I think that's so, that's so incredibly strange.

I think he did very good comedy, but I personally never to be I really liked in and I really to fight to watch it, because it just horrible.

Remi (28:21.03)
What happened? I only heard that Julian Reiche has against H.J. Höcke.

Remi (29:44.666)
Ja, keine Ahnung.

Remi (30:12.376)
Well, it's actually by AFD.

Remi (30:20.998)
Well, who should do it? Krupala or Weidel can't do it. They can't do it. No, they can't. No. It would be political suicide, which I welcome much, but we would still Hökka.

Remi (30:49.171)
I know but the videos are too long.

Remi (30:56.482)
You're a good job, but that's ADHS.

Remi (31:04.366)
Ich hab's gar nicht gehört.

Remi (31:15.446)
a Chinese constitutional judge in Bavaria? Can you say Chinese now?

Remi (32:32.28)
I'd goat bum is difficult right now.

Remi (32:53.83)
This is the Islamization of the abbey. This is it starts.

Remi (33:06.246)
If you de-radicalize it's like you're the left that you have to liberal politics. That doesn't You're robbing them of their core. The problem is, if you de-radicalize then go to the third way. There are still And they are of course...

Or the home. But the home is usually more... I don't want to say idiots, but are a of idiots on the way. At the home. The DVU could... No, wait, wait, wait. The home could never seriously. And if the constitution says that the NPD, as it was called then...

They are so irrelevant in our country that we don't need they completely over-replaced. So nothing has changed The third way is actually AfD politics, but much radical. So they dare to say what the AfD is with nice sentences. And if you de-radicalize doesn't Then what does it have? Nothing.

Remi (34:31.686)
Ja, oder die Grüne in Baden-Württemberg.

Remi (34:46.406)
Yeah, yeah, whereby I see the the the after the no neoliberal as the FTP. Yeah. But when we're already at with superfluous people in this on this world, what's going with Pegida? So the question, so Pegida has dissolved here. So and I have to.

Patriots? don't know.

Remi (35:21.656)
Yeah, yeah, that's so garbage. I gotta go is our guy Pegida. We're missing was it is so and I have a zum ersten Mal Lutz Bachmann we are geseen and Lutz Bachmann is fed geworden. Warum?

Remi (35:42.598)
Yeah.

Remi (35:47.014)
You didn't see it? I thought he won. I follow Telegram, he let go. He announced that new projects are

I wonder what he's now. Dildo parties?

Remi (36:16.61)
Is that still on market?

Remi (36:27.43)
I can't that Tupperware was insolvent. I have a sugar spreader from Tupperware. It my parents'

Remi (36:41.862)
But the sugar spread alone cost 2.6 million. Those incredible prices they've raised.

Remi (37:02.18)
Yeah, no, she's good. It's a dollar Kuma, can I talk about? Also when what the world beschäftigt also to power barra? Yeah, Nia, it's a top. I do such a whole world What's that? So for a will what I've been up? I've been period, By me is as will what and top of our I will kind of top of our top of our hat. I'm in a sexual Nameless, so I'm fetish on

Tap hardware.

Remi (37:38.534)
But why is he back in Germany? He was gone

Remi (37:44.518)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Remi (37:49.376)
Who wants him anyway? Did you hear that Martin Selner was from Switzerland?

Exactly. And then he a video where he says goodbye to luxury, where he on a ferry and then over to Germany and is captured there because somehow...

Remi (38:15.11)
No, I don't had it anymore. It had to be left to But I thought... I thought about on this video. I thought that someone like Martin Sellner would complain that he a country because he wasn't welcome That did me good. He obviously no connection with other refugees, but...

So for him it's unfair, the others it's justified.

Remi (38:56.282)
Nee.

Remi (39:25.126)
Yeah, but he to know that. He has to know where his...

Remi (39:33.368)
No, you should know when you're a fascist who to the whole world. Then you should know that too. What kind of patriot if he his own borders? Here, we both go through Constance. We don't give a if we're in Switzerland or Germany. Right? It's full.

We are back, greetings to the finance department. No, I don't Now we all the political aspects. I personally episode 6 very funny. I many listeners, that episode was really good. This is already 40 minutes behind, because we really...

not funny today. So, much. You find yourself funny. That's the difference.

No, it's not wrong at It's not I'm glad you're having It doesn't that in your life.

Remi (40:54.534)
It's not so well because you few full pigs.

Yeah, you a video And I also that you a video because you have to

Yes, you But I know you well enough by now. We talked about friendships. Yesterday I worked with someone for five years. And was over But it wasn't in professional field, but in a different context.

and yesterday wrote me that he very disappointed in which direction I had developed. And I thought...

Who are you, little pisser, that you to such a judgment about my development? And then I of you. Not because I'm disappointed about your development, but because I... Rather because you said that friendship is really difficult. And I've also thought I just make friends. I don't understand this concept.

Remi (42:13.316)
And I feel and I find it appropriate when people tell I'm, I find it totally, I mean I how you developed yourself. Where I think to dude, it's well.

It's going great, yes. I'm getting my job. It's down again, which I enjoy, after it for few days now because of ADHS disease and maybe also a small depressive push. That's great. The podcast is going... going.

By TikTok, yeah, I don't know, could be me, but I also have moment little bit of time and But I'm totally satisfied. And then comes a guy who says, I'm totally disappointed.

Remi (43:52.358)
Yes, me too. And I enjoy at class meetings. We had a class meeting 25 years after So you meet your people...

Mhm. I'm trying not to get that. I wasn't at the primary school. I was at the secondary school because the primary school further away. I really to the secondary school because it a five-minute walk. That's the logic of an outsider's child. it is. In any case, we after 25 years to meet And you the old classmates.

You thank Simone didn't make back you were shot, because she your wife today. But immediately, on the table, Marco, I mean, Remi, you were the worst football referee there was in the breaks. I thought, I'll that. You were to me a referee, because I no idea back and I no idea

And I know that there was some of stress But these people that it's really like it yesterday that you... Are you So as if you hadn't the weekend and a And that's I my friendships. I people I haven't in half a year and when we meet because they the initiative...

Then you meet and continue it where you half a year ago. I think mega. Those friendships

Remi (45:47.504)
To tie, to tie.

Remi (46:03.502)
You never asked before.

Remi (46:21.734)
But how do you that in relationship?

Remi (46:28.996)
Okay.

Remi (47:33.379)
Mm-hmm.

Remi (47:37.83)
must look what I'm Are we friendship? It's like we're talking about menstrual problems. We both don't each I

Remi (47:57.382)
I have something for friendship. I... Okay, you first.

Remi (48:22.5)
Nee, Freitag.

Remi (49:12.416)
Pass auf, ich habe den Chatverlauf vor mir. Ich darf den vorlesen.

Remi (49:21.35)
Good morning. So I write, good morning. I'm to a of It was 9.15. And it was because the episode was not yet set. 12.29 I write Daniel in capital letters. 12.44 Good morning. I my eyes. I'll myself next hour.

Remi (49:52.358)
15.53 I write short question in which time zone do you the hour I'm on a seminar and don't time forever 15.24 Tonga

Remi (50:11.43)
I'll it myself. You don't time, I'll it and publish it today. I'm curious, I It's all prepared. What program are you this Adobe? Okay, I upload the episode. So I at 18, so the last message from Daniel came. 15.45. 18.37. Hit three hours later.

Okay, ich lade die Folge hoch, schreibe ich. Ich sitze gleich am Rechner, ich hab noch fünfeinhalb Stunden. Ich schreib zurück. Ja, schreibst du. Ich schreibe Ja. Wenn ich sage, ich mache das, dann mache ich das.

I'm back, the hour was already over Was the wrong place. 18.38. Yes, so it badly thought out. Maybe something can go Trustable, there was trust. I'm back, I'm not stupid. That I you. Then you and I really angry.

Don't so excited. When I'm home, it's the first thing I do. I have five hours left, so everything relaxed. Then I you in the description, one word. So and then it so it fit at the end. But it was...

Remi (51:49.414)
It was uploaded And then you relax. I saw that. Then I you... you wanted about friendship.

Remi (52:22.15)
Yeah.

Remi (52:56.132)
Ha se yo!

Remi (53:17.862)
What do you You it successfully for two days and you it until now. I it to Sunday.

Remi (53:28.71)
No.

Remi (53:33.988)
Also du möchtest nicht.

Remi (53:42.587)
home.

Remi (53:52.281)
Is he does?

Remi (53:57.668)
You

Remi (54:12.454)
I knew you'd I was hoping so.

Remi (54:19.814)
No, but yes, now honestly, the comment was somehow called good cop, bad cop, you are the bad cop and I am the good cop. you then wrote below somehow you don't it. And then I asked, now seriously not? Because I that way too. You are from the quality, you are from the

So, there we have perfect example for it. You are, no, you the podcast just as shit as I am. Maybe a little bit shit, because you words like retarded all And if I point then it's spasti. So, but I sell it clearly. Charming.

So.

You don't have a meanwhile, you always on it. When did you not? I think with disabled people.

Remi (55:40.25)
But it's a PC.

that's... No. No. You're something.

Ach so haste mal, ja.

Remi (55:57.734)
How many minutes? Was the best? Not when you're that doesn't

Remi (56:32.538)
Naja, aber wenn man wenn man also du bist so der thomas gottschalk hier in dem podcast das bist du einfach

Remi (56:43.27)
Okay, so you're aware or you don't learn what's the difference?

Remi (56:53.542)
I Let's talk about the party day of the left.

Remi (57:03.75)
What do you about that?

Ja, verändert sich ja nix.

Remi (57:12.845)
Yeah, you're sometimes.

Remi (57:21.702)
Yeah, great. Now we're finally in setting area. Party Day of the Left!

Hmm

Remi (57:37.702)
Yeah.

Remi (57:41.894)
I am, I am, I am sorry for the left, but I am still at this cut with the wheelchair rider who is there. And I would very much like the wheelchair to from my, from my calf, where I am.

Remi (58:00.23)
That's that's so light. I'm a rawhide I thought a name also, dammit. Give it. Yeah, dammit. Give you a futter pass away. I'm a I'm a I'm I'm a Veranstaltung der SPD Bundestagsfraktion zum Thema LGBT QI Im Paul Löberhaus das Paul Löberhaus ist da finden die Ausschusssitzung der Fraktionen vielleicht er

So maybe one of the important buildings of the German federal complex.

Remi (58:40.134)
Exactly. that ugly because it's like a motor block because it's supposed to drive But of course, only culturally versed people Anyway, there were three people who performed something artistically where I no access at and that very uncomfortable.

and that didn't work for our community at But that's my personal opinion. Did you see it?

And then they around and I stood there. And I was so clear and thought, dear SPD, might have an reason. And in the audience there was the Federal Chancellor, the head of the Constitutional Protection Office.

Remi (59:56.23)
Yes, that can be. But you know that... When you're an ergotherapy group, you that doesn't any sense. When I was in an ergotherapy for time and the therapist said they could a silk cloth... What do I with a fucking silk cloth? Yes, The basket was the second offer.

They can a fruit basket. said, me, I like I'm eating or what? And then I a flower pot So in any case, they there and I thought, what is the Chancellor thinking now? Seriously about it? Or what does he of the constitution? He goes to his office the next day and says, fuck the AfD, we have to the LGBTQI community. They are, they are, yes.

I didn't understand that. Others thought it great. Okay, I don't art and stuff.

Remi (01:01:07.534)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.

And I am also from...

I don't know that. I know that. But I'm not a guy who says, look, they belong to the LGBTQI community and that's what they do well. That just for me. No, only when he's in bed. We have to differentiate And of course the AfD that one day later and said, here, this is the LGBTQI community. I was so ashamed. And that the left, the same feeling.

So where thought to my god friends, that's so... you have to about it. And I can't anything else than I these videos, I have laugh.

Remi (01:02:05.87)
Ne, muss man nicht. So, und es muss auch Menschen...

Remi (01:02:15.418)
The end. Maya!

Remi (01:02:20.964)
Yeah, wobei der nimmt das noch mit Humor. So, ja.

Remi (01:02:45.03)
I'll tell you go

Remi (01:02:52.678)
I'm so sorry. But that didn't

Remi (01:03:05.19)
It helps, no it doesn't What I found they the unconditional basic income. Because they would have to discuss Where I think to what the fuck, the AFD is not anything, they are just out. And I think, yes, you can stand up the unconditional basic income as you want. But I expect that from the left.

that if you a system change, you yourself with the unconditional basic income. And then they a decision about the four-day week. The University Münster has now published a study that says that the four-day week is a success. They now tested in several companies. The left doesn't a decision What's going on with you?

Remi (01:04:26.008)
not the Porsche driver. no, he's... What was his again?

Remi (01:05:11.75)
Potential.

Remi (01:05:24.87)
What about Petra Pau?

Remi (01:05:31.846)
That the best take in last podcast. I loved listening

Remi (01:05:43.814)
Yeah, but he can do more.

A chancellor without personal protection, because you know he doesn't anything. I think that's mega.

Remi (01:06:23.302)
I got to more into the camera. I have a cam and the PC is down there. And I notice when I look But I myself what happens to your fruit boxes in the background. Do you them with you? Okay. That's why...

Remi (01:06:54.438)
Do about the same thing? I have to check

Remi (01:07:18.896)
I think he's

Remi (01:07:37.36)
There's biowaffen expert

Remi (01:07:44.3)
I don't I think he's...

Remi (01:07:55.174)
The interesting question is, if the left-wingers don't halve their salary by the party membership I think they're the most of all.

Remi (01:08:34.79)
check in.

Remi (01:09:00.582)
Mm-hmm.

But all of are highly depressed, because they are all left-wing. We already discussed

Remi (01:09:32.454)
What you with? With your phone?

Remi (01:09:40.326)
I hate it when people that. He's his finger at me. I him. Great. I can tell that the hour is

Remi (01:10:17.211)
Mm-hmm.

Remi (01:10:42.534)
a theme for the next episode. want to a big announcement?

Remi (01:10:56.374)
After the Christmas special in a friendly way,

Remi (01:11:07.558)
Do we one? What do we We have to think There will be a Christmas special. I would say a two...

Ich hab keinen Weihnachtsbaum.

Remi (01:11:20.738)
I don't know. Bye guys.

Remi (01:11:25.19)
We will a two-hour 24th. So special. And then we will... Well, so... Do you want to

Then can also about biowapons. We are back when my mother cooked back then. Do you your rings full for today? Me neither.

Remi (01:12:00.006)
I asked you this week if we live together again at TikTok. Because are constantly asking what's with Daniel. And I say, don't mess with Daniel, he's difficult. And you said, yes, I would be ready for that.

And we to officially announce so that the pressure is greater and so that I to hell when we live. That's all wanted to That was the story.

Remi (01:12:44.358)
No, we'll privately. think we should a section with the funniest WhatsApp exchange between Daniel and Remy.

Yeah, actually he's not that funny. I'm always frustrated and you don't

Remi (01:13:10.788)
Is it funny? Okay.

Remi (01:13:39.866)
Nah.

Remi (01:14:00.503)
But she knows the Pimeldo.

Remi (01:14:11.462)
The interesting question that results from is, should you a Pimmel

Remi (01:14:24.166)
I'm about whether I should say... If the other person would like to... If I to you... No, I won't

Remi (01:14:40.422)
Wofür bedankst du dich? Ach so.

Remi (01:15:02.808)
Yeah, okay.

Remi (01:15:07.29)
Can I my cousin for moment? Dear David, I'll say the name now. David is...

David. David is the asshole who me Kalkbrenner this year, because he preferred on holiday than to to this concert And David's biggest achievement, which I have to say, is that he his performance. As a sperm-man. You can see how stupid the rest had to be.

He also fell a fake on and sent to this supposed woman. And then the bribery If you don't us 1000 euros, we'll these pictures. And he then me something, so he probably had the people down to 50 euros.

because he just doesn't a code. I also said that it going to happen that, I wouldn't have... But he didn't either and he asked for advice, because somehow they his contact information, whatever, and sent the Pimmel pictures to him. And then called me and asked what he was now. And first thing I said to was, why didn't I them?

Also, wie kann es sein, dass deine ganze Familie die Pimmelbilder kriegt? nicht. So, ich meine, machst du nichts, Dann lass die Pimmelbilder verschicken, ist heutzutage, macht man das halt so und...

Remi (01:17:10.938)
Then send it me. I'll

Remi (01:17:17.958)
My god, we have a penis.

Remi (01:17:27.87)
I now I again. Now I have, that gives stress good. We should stop before I continue to shit

Mm-hmm.

Remi (01:17:43.718)
That's right, because it has nothing to with a sexual orientation, but you say, transident.

Remi (01:17:52.1)
Yeah. Yeah, weiss du noch wer es geschrieben hat?

Okay. Okay.

Remi (01:18:04.774)
Daniel, you very We wish all listeners all the best. Bye!