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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. Victor, I was just chatting with you off the air about people complaining around here about the wintertime. Mhmm. You said about like, is that because I was saying, like, you've been around here your whole life. You've had your whole entire life to prepare for the big move out of here.
Yeah. But you've never moved out of here, and you're like, oh, I don't wanna apply for a radio job elsewhere. I found the perfect station for you. What you got? K n t AM 960 in Phoenix, conservative talk radio.
Jeez. Go out there. And you know what? Let's Not only conservative talk, but on AM radio. On AM radio, I'm sure they pay you nickels and dimes, and that's about it.
Oh, geez. It's a labor of love, and it's, like, one of those unpaid internships where you get exposure. What company is that? Because the company is good. Salem Communications Holding Corporation Okay.
A Salem Media Group. So a subsidiary of the Salem Media Group. Okay. Salem Media Group. Now I know I've read about that group, but I'm not gonna speculate.
I think they might be a particular type of radio group, but I might be remembering incorrectly. So I won't get into that. But, yeah, sports talk or conserve well, conservative talk, Peaches, I could do that for sure. You can do that. Anyone anyone can do conservative talk.
All you have to do is, yeah, pander to the audience. You know, bring up some news from OAN or Fox and go, look. The world's about to end. And, you know, just scare your listeners, and people will love it. But I've seen Alex Jones plenty of times on Twitter as of late.
Oh, these people are taking over. It's, like, Twitter has It's fast. Shit. It's so dead. I I can't even hang on Twitter anymore.
Like, earlier today, I was trying to figure out, k. Is there any possible way that I might be able to get a message to Post Malone and tell him to come by the studio? Because I I'm sure you've seen he's in East Idaho right now. Yeah. Nobody went up to him.
Well, I'm I'm sure he has security with him, but nobody said, hey. The guys on K Bear wanna talk to you. Well And I'm sure he's probably like, oh, you know, drugged out of his mind. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Cool. I think he's a sober guy, isn't he? I'm just making I I think he does the whole, like, cool and now buzz off type of thing. He he did a lot of selfies with people that I saw on social. And so I was gonna go to Blue Sky because Blue Sky doesn't have very many users.
Mhmm. So I think your chance of a message being seen would be higher, but he's not on there yet. So I went with Twitter, and just the few minutes I was on there, I was like, oh, jeez. What is going on? Apparently, Peaches were all gonna be killed by drones, and, who knows what else?
The aliens are coming. Is horrible. Yeah. It's these are just airplanes and people with with drones. We could go buy a drone, peaches.
Right. Yeah. We should do that. Why is everybody freaking out? And then, you know, because everyone now is saying, like, oh, I'll shoot a drone if it goes over my backyard and that nothing happens.
I'm sure they're gonna stand there, look up at it, and then it's gonna fly over, and then they'll complain about it on Facebook. That's typical. Couple days ago, I was telling people don't point lasers at or shoot at drones. And now, you know, Homeland Security had to put out a warning. Please don't shoot at drones because people are shooting at airplanes.
Right. You know? Right. Yeah. Yeah.
You're just trying to fly home for the holidays? Oh, jeez. Oh, what was that? Something bit me. Oh, okay.
The airplane into the Fortnite battle bus. Yeah. Yeah. And people need to settle down a little bit. Well, on chat GPT, I looked up different pitches, different slogans you could have for your conservative talk radio show.
Okay. And, it's number 1 here. Your voice of reason in a world of chaos, the Victor Wilt Show. That that sounds like a good tagline for my current show. True.
Yeah. Exactly. There you go. Send it to the voice guy, Vejas. The conservative compass for Arizona, the Victor Will show.
We're gonna talk So this would be if I was in Arizona? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. For k k n t a m 9 60. Okay.
Yeah. I again, I will say over and over again, conservative hosts or not or even liberal. Anybody who's doing political talk has the easiest job in the world. Anyone could do it aside from you know, you have to build up your ability to talk comfortably. But finding the information, all you gotta do is spew bullet points and scare people no matter which side.
And keep it going for 5 hours. I don't think there is liberal talk radio, though. It's There's not. There's never Yeah. It's always like, we want the truth.
Well, and that's because 24 the eagle or something. I've noticed this that, you know, the the liberal side is not aggressive enough. They don't scream and yell. And Well, they scream and yell, but they're also throwing fits on on on videos that are pointed out everywhere. But, like, if you pull up, But there's people throwing fits on both sides.
I'm not talking about, you know, just average Internet users, but content creators, for example, like, if you've ever looked at, like, Midas Touch. You know, they're lawyers, and they're very, you know, nice and calm and no. You need to scare people. You need to get people riled up. I bet I would be a great political Tacos because I'm loud and animated, and I'm I'm certainly down to spew stuff out and then just go, alright.
See? We'll be back. I mean, all you all you gotta do is spew the bullet points and the headlines from whatever news source fits your echo chamber. It's easy. Real Talk, Real Issues, Real Solutions with Victor Wilt.
That other one right here. There we go. That's another great tagline for the Victor Wilt Show. I tried even saying, like, hey. Come up with better names other than the Victor Wilt Show.
Like, every radio show has The Woody Show, the Elvis Duran Morning Show, Ryan Seacrest Morning Show. We need to have some sort of, like, you know Alright. Ring to the name. So what did they get? The Wilt Factor.
The Wilt Factor? Sharp, impactful, and a driving force in conservative talk. The Wilt Factor. Right on target with Victor Wilkes. Right on tar I don't know.
I don't know. I don't think you wanna call your show right on target nowadays. You're gonna have it. You know, it's Homeland Security coming after you. Wilkes America is a great one.
Wilkes America? A bold, unapologetic look at the state of the nation. Oh, man. This is give this is making me cringe, to be quite honest with you. I can't imagine myself listening to some program like this Like, dude I I can't stand political talk no matter what.
Okay. For the next break, I'm gonna give an example of what my political talk show would be like. Hold the line with Victor Wolf. You play that Toto song? Hold the line.
And it goes right into you. Good morning, America. I'm gonna dig up some news headlines, and I'll give you an example of how good I could be as a political taco here in just a minute. You know what? That's Creed right there.
I just had my interview with Mark Tremonti yesterday. It's now available on demand wherever you get your podcasts. Good job, Peaches. Way to do your job. Thank you.
Thank you. Now let's go back to what we were talking about here. Yes. I'm currently doing a live on air audition for any high paying, that's the key, extremely high paying radio drop jobs in the realm of political talk. I'm gonna prove to you that anyone can do talk radio.
And what music do you want below you? We need something that's kind of, like you know, like, scary news. Scary news bed. Google that up real quick. I'm sure you could find a scary news bed.
It's gotta sound like it's urgent and something bad is happening. Okay. I got scary news here on YouTube. I'm gonna turn it down because, yep, I'm getting an ad. Okay.
Gotta wait 15 seconds. You know, people, and they don't like ads. They don't like ads. Now this is legitimately just called scary news, so I'm wondering how this is going to sound. It came out in 2017, produced by some guy who works for YouTube, I think.
Oh, okay. There we go. Here we go. Maybe it gets a little bit more urgent. Maybe it's just like a no.
I think so. Ladies and gentlemen, we've got breaking news. Okay. Yeah. It's not quite the vibe I was looking for, but it'll work.
It'll work. Let's just stick with it. Alright. So do you want me to do conservative political talk or liberal political talk first? Either one.
I'm gonna use the same headlines to present my show. I'm gonna go with one news source. We'll just go with Fox. K? Okay.
So let's go with today's top headlines and you said do, which one first? I I don't know. Just pick up. I'm gonna do conservative talk. It's On Target with Victor Wilt.
Is it was that the name of the show? The Wilt factor, that was a good one. The Wilt factor. Right on target with Victor Wilt. That was the one that you're thinking of there.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're living in a troubled world. Thankfully, things are changing, and we're on the right path as we roll into 2025. I'm your host, Victor Welt, broadcasting from the top of the Empire State Building, Going worldwide. And we're here to tell you about all the terrible things that these, you know what what is, some, you know, names for the libs that are pretty negative on the right side, Peaches? I can't say it because it's Should I just call them libs?
Sure. I didn't say the word liberal or lib or woke. There's communist. Communist. Communist.
Communist. Okay. There we go. I found this music band called Behind the Wall. There we go.
This is this should work. The communist. Oh, but oh, wait. I didn't have the right level of anger here. I'm trying to get back to my news headlines because I babbled too long and my phone closed.
Okay. The communist liberals are destroying America. President Joe Biden, thankfully, on his way out. Currently under fire from lawmakers in his own party. You heard about this.
Pardoning his son, Hunter Biden. You remember the laptop? We all remember. We haven't forgotten. That's right.
We need to impeach Biden right now. He shouldn't be allowed to make these kind of, you know, pardons just because he's in charge of the country. This is an outrage. Down with the government. Down with the government.
Okay. Now I'll do the, the liberal angle. Okay. You gotta get rid of scary music because this is how liberal, YouTube works. Okay.
You might as well turn on something like cheery in the background. Hey, everybody. You're too did you get me a good tagline for, liberal talk show? Here. Yeah.
We we need a good tagline for it. Because first I'll do Victor Wilt. First I'll do how YouTube Liberal News does it, and then I'll do it how I would do it. Progress Starts Here, Honest Talk for a Better Tomorrow with Victor Wilt. Hey, everybody.
You're tuned in to progress starts the music's a little too loud for this program. We need to there we go. You're tuned in to progress with Victor Wilt. I don't know if everybody's heard about this, but, you know, president Biden pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, and you've got all these people upset about it and nobody hey. We don't play sound effects on this show.
And a lot of people are very upset about this and, you know, people seem to forget. You know? Every president pardons a bunch of people. You know? President Trump, he pardoned a bunch of his criminal friends.
I don't know why everybody's so upset about this. Oh, good for you. That's how, you know, you wonder why people can't get behind the liberal news. They're all way too subdued and friendly and tame. We need some angry lips.
I I would say the angriest one has to be Rachel Maddow, I think. And she's still pretty tame. After being exposed to that show, you know, for my, ex's mom watching it relentlessly No. She just sits there and just talks. And that's like like, wait.
But she also has she has the anger to her, though. See. And I wish that there was I wish there was an example of a talk radio on the left because there there just isn't there's YouTube. But if I was gonna do it now so you you heard me scream and yell about, the communists are gonna destroy America. The socialists, they want us to be just like all of those terrible places back in the 19 forties destroying them.
Okay. So if I was gonna do liberal talk I I just looked it up. There's no if you look up liberal talk radio on Google, it just goes, oh, talk left progressive talk. All of them are using progressive. Yeah.
Okay. So progressive. Like, there's SiriusXM progressive talk radio. I'm gonna have to check that out. I bet it's so weak.
Alright. So I'll I'll jump over to MSNBC and do my you know, if I was an angry liberal, radio host because we need this. I think we need to, you know, get some radio wars going on. You got the the Libs versus the right. It would it would be pretty fun.
I just looked it up, because I it says here, and people also ask, why is there no liberal talk radio? Currently, there are fewer than 100 US commercial radio stations carrying liberal talk programs, particularly due to the Clear Channel terrestrial radio station purchases and subsequent talk format changes. Okay. Well, I I don't think we're gonna be starting one around here, but it would be fun because you just take the same approach, anger, scary okay. Give me some scary music, peaches.
Okay. Uh-huh. Fire back up that same Yeah. Yeah. Let me get it out.
Let me get it going for you. Here we go. Here we go. Alright. And imagine if you heard this on on the on the radio.
You're tuned in to, you know, Neil Larson's station. And all of a sudden, they go to their new midday show. Progress with Victor Wilt. And you get an aggressive voice guy. You know, like a rock VO guy?
Oh, like a guy like, I'm gonna go out and kill myself some people. Not aggressive enough. Alright. It's Victor Wilt here on progressive talk radio. I can't believe this.
We gotta get these boomers out of here. Even within our own party, we got prop Nancy Pelosi's old. She is so old. If you want anything to do with Nancy Pelosi, all it should be is following her stock purchases so you can make money. She shouldn't have any power in this party.
Didn't she collapse? These old people out. She just collapsed recently Yeah. On stage. But it doesn't matter if she fell down.
She still manages to have control over the party. She just got some other boomer, you know That's because elected to a spot that belonged to somebody younger. Give it to AOC. We need these younger people in. I've had it with the boomers in our party down with old people.
What do you think that would be like if you'd heard that on the radio? I'm clipping that. I'm clipping down with old people from Victor Reynolds. Yeah. I don't think I'm getting the job anytime soon.
Now, Victor, we just, made fun of political radio. Now can we make fun of sports radio? Oh, yeah. Another easy job. Just read headlines.
I just saw a post earlier today about how ESPN used to show highlights majority of the time. Now you got these people that have never played sports at all. Maybe they played, like, when they were young kids. They tried out for the high school basketball team. They didn't make it.
Or you get that one guy that said, oh, I could have went to state in high school, but I had this severe injury that cut my career short. So now well, it goes back to that phrase, those who can't do, teach, or coach, you know, that type of thing. So you're telling me uncle Rico was hired? Oh, some people like that. Like, they they always have these outlandish takes.
Like, I think Kobe absolutely sucked. And it's like That's because they wanna get people riled up. Yeah. And so now, like, it's all these losers and these nerds out there just giving out these terrible stupid takes. And you have people arguing against guys who have actually played, like Shaq, for example.
There was a dude that tried saying LeBron and all these other players were way higher up compared to Kobe and and or I think he said it was way higher up than Michael Jordan, and Shaq almost smacked the dude in the face. Because you nobody has ever tried guarding one of those dudes in their prime. Like, I've been to the Lakers practice facility, and one of their coaches is a guy named Mark Madsen, who used to play for the Lakers back when Shaq was on the team. And he was teaching us post moves, which is where you're down by the basket, You get the ball from one of the guards out in the wing, and then you try you basically back the opponent down and then go to the basket for an easy layup. Okay.
And I remember, like, he was just showing us how to do things, and that guy moved us so quick. I was thinking, if this guy can move us, I can't imagine Shaq or Karl Malone or these guys. These guys who are my height, but they're just ready to kill you. Yeah. People don't realize how crazy how crazy of a difference there is between college sports and bat and professionals.
Yeah. Professionals are guys my age now who are, like, spent their entire careers, you know, eating or even, like, in the pros, they're eating healthy eating healthier. They're on, like, a scientific practice routine. Mhmm. It's all based around what they can do to the for their peak performance.
Yeah. It's it's nuts. Oh, totally. That's why I always tell people. I'm like, well, make sure your kid has a backup plan at least when it comes to, like, you think that your kid's gonna be the next, Aaron Judge or whatever.
Aaron Judge is a once in a lifetime athlete. It's impossible to make it to the big leagues. Oh, yeah, dude. I mean, you probably have about as much luck as getting into a stable radio job. You know?
Yeah. You gotta find the right people for radio. But with sports, you have to be practicing every day, and you still, for the most part, will not make it. Yeah. No.
No. And, heck, you might be in your 1st year, and then you get an injury that, permanently gets you out of the game. Right. Yeah. My my parents across the street neighbors, they have been every single time we've done, like, a neighborhood get together, they have always been way too busy for that.
They've always been saying, like, oh, we gotta travel to Alabama to make sure our son, Easton, is gonna play baseball or play with his travel team, and it's like, the kid's gonna go nowhere. The parents are, like, both 5 foot 6. Yeah. But it's baseball. Again, Jose Altuve is the only successful short guy, and you gotta think, like, there's not too many short guys like him.
And he also cheated for the for the Houston Astros. Hey. You gotta do what you gotta do when you're short. Don't let peaches destroy your dream, short people. You can do it.
Even tall people. Look at me. Look at me. I'm 6 foot 9. Every single day, there's gonna be somebody.
Why aren't you in the NBA? And it's like It requires not to tell them. Way more than just being tall. You know how many tall guys like me are out there? My friend Josh, he's 611, does Twitch streaming all the time.
That's because it's easier. He he's one of those dudes that's doing doing liberal talk on Twitch. Talk on Twitch? On Twitch. Yeah.
See, it's the only place you're gonna find that stuff, places where nerds hang out, YouTube and Twitch. Right. You know? And I I bet he's pretty tame. Pretty nice guy?
He's outlandishly funny. Alright. That's good. Wouldn't go against him physically because he's a giant dude. Huge.
Yeah. He's a monster. But he's a fun dude. He's like, all the big guys are usually the nicest guys. So it's I don't know, Peaches.
Maybe when they get older. All those big guys in school. Bullies. Oh, like were they really? Because I'm trying to think of, like, all all the people my all the people back when I was in high school, they were the 5 foot 8 dudes trying to pick on me.
Yeah. No. The the guys who were rude to me in school were all pretty normal, pretty normal sized. And, you know, it's weird. We've talked about it before.
Some of those guys, I still remember who they are. Mhmm. I still remember their names, and, I hope they're doing miserable in life. There we go. Wrapping up the noon hour of madness in mayhem powered by Jalisco's I Am Peaches.
I'm Victor Wilt. I just thought of something funny when you were talking about the way that sports broadcasters talk. Okay. You watched the Mike Tyson, Jake Paul fight. Right?
Definitely. Yeah. Did you watch the whole thing Yeah. Like, right when it started? I watched the preliminary fights.
Every every part of it. That announcer for that event I didn't hear him. I just knew the one lady who stayed there the entire time. Like, there were there was a rotating, crew of commentators for each fight, but there was one lady that was consistently there for the entire event. Yeah.
This guy, he did the, during the fight commentary. He was also he was ringside. He was hanging out with, what's her name, Rosie. The Rosie. That's the lady I was talking about.
Okay. So he was with her the whole time. He was wearing a purple suit if I remember right. And he was the hackiest puker of a talker. And when it was in the middle of the fights, it worked.
But when he was ringside and he's talking to Rosie and whoever, who else was there? There was, like, another old boxer or something. Evander Holyfield? Might have been Holyfield. But he's talking like this while he's talking to Rosie and Evander Holyfield.
Are you talking about that Middle Eastern type guy where he was a Shane Ted? This is a white guy. Black hair. Black is Black is a famous interviewer for guy is is clearly like, he knew his boxing. Okay.
You know, he's doing all the commentary during the fight. And this guy's voice, man, when he like, I can get it when you wanna be excited during the fight, I guess, because it sounded like typical sports commentary like you hear during a football game. Mauro Ranallo? Is that Mauro Ranallo. Just bring him up doing an interview, not commentary, but find Did he have the glasses?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Find a find a little clip of him just interviewing somebody. It was so awkward when you look at him and he oh, I can't believe we got these people here. Well, he looks like he lost a significant amount of weight because he was interviewed by some dude. Well, I don't know if this is him. There might be a different Mauro Ranallo.
Like, there's there's this very skinny guy here, but then look at this dude. Well, maybe he did lose a bunch of weight. I that's I think that's the guy, Mauro Ranallo. And if I pull up a video, it's just oh, wait. Here we go.
This might be it. Okay. Okay. Is this an Instagram video? Well, this is Yeah.
Crank it up. The guy on the left. Because after he saw what Konosuke Takesta did yesterday against speedball Mike Bailey, all of the pressure is squarely on the shoulders of Josh. Well, there is a lot of pressure here tonight because we have got some of the greatest competitors from around the world. Major title holders will be in action So major title holders will be And those guys both talk the same.
They they always talk like they're threatening you. Yeah. Something like that. Speedball Gonzales, whatever he said right there, is going to win tonight, guaranteed. They they've also they've kinda remind me of Richard Nixon.
Like, they're, like, wiggling their jowls and stuff. I think I about a crook. I think he mentioned that, he was a WWE commentator at one point as well. So, you know, again, during the fights, it was fine, but I was going crazy at the beginning when he was just standing ringside talking with Rosie. Because I'm like, dude, why why are you talking like that to another human being?
I know you don't talk that way. Honey, I, you know, I think for dinner tonight, I'd really enjoy a nice quality meatloaf. You know? Like, he's not gonna talk that way. I don't know.
I don't know if you know about this guy. I can't even say his first name. Blank Vittell. He's an older, sports commentator. Richard?
Yeah. Okay. But by some analysis. And luckily, he just he just announced his cancer's in remission, and he's so much older now. He's, like, 80 something years old.
Does he Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very proud to announce. He's always I'm in remission. He's always had one of those, like, high pitched weird voices. My dad and my mom hate the his voice. Yeah.
Let's hear it. 3 cones. It's 101 of Okay. It's not nearly as bad in his older older days. But, like, if you hear him now, I was like, oh, okay.
They're out in the court. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I guess that's just the thing that they need for sports. Bread, ma'am.
My gumdrop buttons. But that would be pretty funny. Maybe they should switch it to only that. But we should definitely do commentary for the crazy figure 8 kart races in those stereotypical sports voices. I go like, oh, let me just make up some dumb backstory about each person in the cars.
This guy cheated on his wife. Now that could've that could be beneficial to him. I don't know. Something like I don't know. He's used to being on the run.
He's clearly, got quite the rap sheet. Yeah. So we'll see how fast he can escape the figure 8 where there's no exit. The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Haliscos is a production of Riverbend Media Group. For more information oh, wow.
It swallowed my spit wrong while I was still talking. That's funny. Alright. Okay. Where was I?
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