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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of madness and mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. Victor, when when the phones were working in the golden days of Kay Bear Remember back then? Way back then when the phones were? I did I don't know if it's been the same guy telling me, imaging ideas or giving me imaging ideas, but I I like to, you know, talk with the listeners about stuff like that. And I think this one person had some great ideas.
So I've been trying to use chat GPT to sort of replicate, like, the greatness that is K Bear Imaging. Alright. And for those that don't know what imaging is, it's the stuff you hear in between songs. Yeah. So, you know, the basics are k Bear 101.
Yeah. That's imaging. Idaho's only rock station, k Bear 101. And then we we get silly with them sometimes. And I I I've been asking chat GPT to come up with these different scripts and stuff, and I I told you off the air that I've been using the chat GPT 4 0 version.
Yeah. When did that drop? You gotta pay for it. Oh. Yeah.
So Peaches is paying. Alright. Yeah. Oh, I decided to use it not only because, it helps me come up with better replies to business emails, but also help me with tedious work. Like, I I just gave it a whole bunch of info and say, can you make this a bullet point list?
And sure enough, it did. And now now that's on our KCVI promotions calendar. Fantastic. Excellent. Anything we can do to save time.
Yeah. And so it came up with, like, let's see here. I thought there was some there was a really funny one talking about we hired a real bear as an intern, and he gets our coffee wrong. Alright. That that could work pretty well.
Do we wanna go with the whole bear theme, or do we wanna go with just overall stupidity? Or both? But both. That's what I was gonna say. But the bear ones would have to be really stupid.
You know? It it would have to be overly dumb. Well, I came up with one myself saying, making people say, what on earth are you listening to since 1999? Okay. Yeah.
I figured that one would be fun. Proudly responsible for 99% of air guitar injuries. Alright. Alright. Is that one it kinda Is that kinda typical rock radio thing?
I mean, well, then what else can we put? I don't know. Typical rock radio Okay. I mean, well, then what else can we put? I don't know.
I sent that whole list of, positioning statements to Jay. Extremely cheesy. Yeah. Yeah. That's kinda stuff I'm talking about.
You know, like, I I guess today's the wrong day to ask me to remember his name. Here's a good stereotypical one. You ready for this? Yeah. Music louder than your neighbor could handle.
Oh, dear. See, that's so bad. I might actually be down with that one. I do like the one that it came up with here. We're rocking so hard.
It'll get you grounded or something like that. Just a whole slew of those, but we need the voice guy to say him, like, really cheesy. We put the bear in barely appropriate since forever. That's better than where I thought it was gonna be. Appropriate since forever.
That's better than where I thought it was gonna go. Like, woah. What's that up to do with music? I don't think Jade's gonna go for that. One time that's the thing.
We should prank Jade one of these times and just make the most obscene imaging pieces and be like, wait. What do you think about this? And then try not to laugh when pitching it to him, but include, like, some terrible movie scenes, awful quotes we could never say on the air. Yeah. What we could do is, you know, just pretend it's after the fact and be like, oh, yeah, dude.
We put in a bunch of imaging. Forgot to tell you about it. And then we process what sounds like a show, so it sounds like it came from the air checker. You know, add a little bit of extra compression, make it kinda scratchy, and be like, what what do you think of this that was on air today and make him really lose his mind? I don't know.
I don't really wanna pick on Jade. I feel like it'd be funny to give it to, like, the big boss man. Be like, here you go. Woah. Yeah.
This is what Aaron and Caverd is. This is what we're doing. This is our this is our new idea. We decided to, go past Jade and decide to, you know, take take matters into our own hands. You know, that would be much scarier than throwing it at Jade.
Because Jade, he might be able to tell somehow. Like, it'd be real tough to convince him we really did it. The big boss, we might oh, I feel like I'm in a hiccup. Do you have a acid reflux like me? I don't know what I got.
I didn't eat very good the last couple days, so I'm a little bit out of whack. Should I put give me the dumbest rock radio imaging for Cabaret you can think of? Yeah. Or put, like, slogans or something. Alright.
All capitals. Oh, it's giving me full on scripts. Now this is great too because when you do the 4 point o edition of Chad GbT, it tells you what sound effects and what not to put. Oh, no. Station ID, smart bear?
Nah. Sound effects, cartoon bear snoring, then farting. Voice over, k Bear 101, proving you don't need brains to rock hard. Just claws and maybe a snack. Wow.
That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad and pretty funny. It's so bad. Here's another one. At k Bear 101, we're so dumb, we let a bear answer your requests.
Call now. Sound effect, bear smashing a phone, loud crash. Oh, top of the hour IDs. Now it's going into legal ID. Legal ID.
KCBI. Yeah. Sound effects, alarm clock ringing, bears snoring loudly. Welcome to k Bear 101 where the music rocks harder than our brain cells, which isn't saying much. That's pretty much how I talk about my show every day, so it it would fit.
It keeps going off of the whole bear thing. K Bear 101, trust the bear. He says we're the best rock station. Would he lie? Probably.
Yeah. That's that's cheesy. That's something you hear on, like, every Rock station. I know. These are bad.
What what is this? Wake up with k Bear 101. Our DJs are dumber than a bear in hibernation, but at least they're loud. Well, you know, at least they're original. I did hear a local personality say the other day I I turned on a particular show and listened to it on 2 x speed.
Dude, it's an it's insulting my my my show now. What do you got? Peach's pit party? Ever heard of a man marrying a cardboard cutout? No?
Well, stick around for K Bear 1 0 1's What the Headline at 6 PM. It's as dumb as we are. I like that it's just bashing us. Sorry. You said you were listening to a local other show that do the 2 times speed.
2 times speed because, you know, I don't wanna sit through it like a regular speed. Good morning. Wasn't that one. But I I've been meaning to hit up, Howie Rock. Hang on Hannah.
About this one because this, this personality was claiming that they came up with the greatest slogan for a rock morning show because they saw that, 95 5 in Chicago did you see they announced the, the morning morning mosh pit? No. Chell? Is it are they gonna involve imaging like this? I I don't know.
Or making you push around at 6 AM. But to call anything on Chicago, like, alt radio, a mosh pit silly. But, anyway, the slogan for the morning show was wake up, Rock hard. Alright? It's not very original.
A lot of stations have used that. But this particular personality because that used to be Howie Rock and Piper Finney's morning show slogan, and, this local personality claimed that they were the one who came up with it. And, I ain't buying it. I ain't buying it. So I need to get ahold of Howie Rock and ask him who really came up with that.
Maybe I'll shoot him and Piper a message, and I will I'll I'll do it right now. And on one of our next breaks, if, if they give credit to this particular person, I will, you know, say, okay. I was wrong. Are we calling Howie Rock on the air? Is that what we're doing?
Sure. Hold on. I mean, should we do that in the next break? Or Let's do it on the next break. Alright.
We'll be back hopefully with Howie Rock. Victor, say your say your phrase or say Howie's phrase. Hang on. We'll be back with Howie Rock. And we're rolling.
Alright. It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem. We've got Howie Rock on the line. How is Howie doing? Oh, how's it going, Victor?
It's going better today than it did the last few days. So Why? What happened? My my cat disappeared all weekend, and I was a disaster. Aw.
But I No. I I I feel you. I found you. I that that's great. Great news.
You had my heart in, like, like, up in arms there for a moment. Lots of lots of crying this weekend, so I'm I'm better now. I've manned up. Well, I just had a quick, a really quick question for you, Howie. Back in the day, when you and Piper Finney did the, the morning show on Kay Bear, you had a slogan, wake up, rock hard.
Who came up with that? Who came up with that slogan? Oh, jeez. I I think that Piper did. Okay.
I'm pretty I'm pretty sure Piper came up with that. Alright. I'm a call her and check with her too. I just I heard someone, claim that they came up with it, and I was like, that person's not really that, creative. They tend to their their their slogan was always everything in radio's stolen, so find something else somebody else has already done that works.
So Yeah. Yeah. So So it I I think it I I thought it was Piper, but I could I could be wrong. It also could have been, our our voice guy way back in the day, Sam O'Neil. Rest in peace, my friend.
Sam O'Neil. He may he may have done that too. Okay. I'm not sure. Well, I just wanted to check.
So, you, you stay safe down there. And, I Yeah. Yeah. I do wanna catch up with you soon, so, let let's, let's chat soon, buddy. Let's do it.
Thanks, man. Alright. Thanks, Howie. Peace. Alright.
Let's try calling Piper. On the same break? Or On the same break. Alright. Let's see.
Do I have her in my phone as Piper? I do. I don't know if this number is still good. It's an Idaho number. Is it raining?
There you go. K. We should just call Brad Royal too while we're at it and do a whole reunion. Sure. We'll I'll just call every former personality on the show.
Still going. She's probably like, what what's this Idaho number? I don't wanna talk to these people. I escaped there long ago. It'll be funny if the voice mail picks up and she says her real name.
Hello there. Thank you so much for reaching out. Unfortunately, I'm not able to get to the phone right now, and it could be I I think that's her by the voice. Alright. If we get an update, again, I I don't know for sure.
I was just speculating that I don't believe what I had heard, and I wanna get to the to the root of this. Howie Rock says We could call Jade. Oh, yeah. Why didn't we call him why didn't we call him Jade Davis? You probably know.
Alright. Let's try Jade Davis. I mean, Jade's the guy who started this channel back in the day. He was here. We'll see what he says.
Oh, is he not the one credited for starting KBEAR, or who is it? I don't know who's credited with starting KBEAR. I just wanna get to the root of this this slogan. Yo. Hey, Jade.
You are live on the noon hour of madness and mayhem. I just had a really fast question for you. You call my personal line? Yeah. Why don't you call the work line?
Because I'm using my cell phone. I'm on I'm in the, the passenger seat here. Yeah. We we already called the Howie Rock. So now we're going to Jade.
Yeah. We already called Howie Rock. Piper wouldn't answer. I recently heard a local personality claim that they created the morning show slogan for, Howie Rock and Piper's morning show. You remember this one.
It was good. Wake up. Rock hard. Yeah. Do you know the person who came up with that slogan?
Because you were around back in the the old days. Howie Rock said he thought it was either Piper or the voice person at the time, Sam O'Neil, but he wasn't sure. Sam sounds right, but it could have been Piper as well or maybe even Brad Barlow. So you don't think it's maybe someone who will not be named who would make that kind of bold claim on a local program? Oh, yeah.
I I was gonna go there, but Okay. Knowing his personality. Maybe not. Okay. Okay.
I I just didn't think of that person as being very creative. So, yeah, just curious. Just curious. That is it's a little risky of a a statement, so I can't see that coming. That's what I thought because that was always, you know, like, hey.
No fun around here. Alright? Alright. Just checking because I thought it was a bold claim to make. I'm just gonna claim it.
I came up with it. Okay. There we have it. Jade Davis because we thought it was possible. So Jade Davis came up with that.
And when can I start using that on my show? Never. Okay. There you go. Party pooper.
Alright. Thanks, Jade. You're welcome. Bye. Yeah.
I tried asking Chad GPT to give me similar phrases like wake up, rock hard type thing. Uh-huh. Turn it up, bear down, loud and proud all day long. It's giving me terrible ones. Yeah.
That is pretty terrible. Stay wild, rock wilder? That sounds awful to say. Idaho's backbone of rock. Yeah.
I don't know about that. Amplify the bear. Crunch the silence. This is why radio sucks. The claws of rock grip you tight.
Wow. Because, you know, Chad GPT scours the Internet for other examples of things, so it's just pulling from stupid rock to shit. At least we're not froggy. I mean, can you imagine being, like, a depressed radio DJ? Your cat's missing.
You're you're in the studio by yourself. It's dark in there, and you have to go, froggy 98. I'm tadpole. Like, the dude I that would be a I don't know how you how you could do it. Situation.
I don't think you could do it. That's how you become, like, Joker or something like that. You know? Exactly. I didn't know there was this thread.
Radiodiscussions.com. There's a whole website dedicated to people talking about radio. Is it, like, still being used? I thought it was because it said that it was now wait a minute. It says here that this was generated July 5th last year.
Okay. And then you go to it, and it's from 2007. That sounds about right. I've I've looked for radio forums, and, generally, anybody talking about radio online seem to be fans of radio. Like, there's the radio subreddit.
I don't see a lot of actual radio people in there. And then you have radio peeps on Facebook, which is, for the most part, people who don't work in radio anymore and just talk about how it used to be. Yeah. Yeah. I found some weird, Facebook groups as well.
There was one person that pointed out to me the the the Southeast Idaho, are we dating the same girl? And there's also, are we dating the same guy? And Now beaches, how did you stumble across these? No. One of my no.
One of my friends told me about this group, and she was all like, you gotta check out the other group for for for the dudes looking out for these different girls. And it's hilarious because you see these pictures of these girls and all the comments be like, yep. I talked to her not that long ago. Oh, no. And it's it's getting spicy in there.
Dude, that that does sound kind of fun to look at because we know a lot of people. So as a prank, I decided, you know what? Here's a nice picture of Victor. I gave it to her. I said I said post it, and are we dating the same 5 people?
You're gonna get me in trouble. Just has you has, like, one of your selfies from when you're, like, staring seriously into the camera. It's all black. I'm not I'm just kidding. I'm not doing that to you.
That's man, you we're probably giving listeners bad ideas here. That could really cause some relationship drama. I mean, you could use AI too. Yeah. I wonder how many people do go post in there just to, like, cause problems.
Maybe. I bet a lot. That doesn't really sound like it should exist. I tried going in it just to see if I recognized anybody. I'm sure.
There was a few there was a few Kmart listeners in that group. Oh, no. Looking looking out for these, you know, different potential, partners, if you will. Wow. Alright.
I'm gonna have to check these groups out just for fun. Yeah. I mean, it's true. Like, the the whole are we dating the same girl is is strictly for dudes is what it says to when you join, you'd be like, are you a guy? Yes.
Are you sure? Yes. Now this is on Facebook? Yeah. Yeah.
And so they've got, like, Idaho in the name or Idaho Falls. SE Idaho. SE Idaho. Oh, so covering Pocatello, Idaho Falls, Rexburg, and everywhere in between. Oh, yeah.
Okay. I'll I'll check it out. That sounds kinda funny, but it sounds like, just a bad idea. Alright. Wrapping up the noon hour of madness, and may him powered by Jalisco's.
At least we have a unique name with this show. It's long. It's annoying. Yeah. It was It was It's original.
It was as dumb as we could come up with Right. Back when me and Jay didn't have a boss. We're like, We do what we want. I mean, look at Peach's pit party. Yeah.
Look at the Victor Wilt show. I know. It's terrible. Cliche as that is. Speaking of cliche, like this proper segue.
Nicely done, Peaches. Nice. And I learned from you, in the chat gpt, of I I told Chat GPT what are some of the most overused slogans in radio. Alright. Music format related, personality related, even energy related.
This, Chat GPT has covered all of it. Okay. I can't wait to hear these. How many stations have you heard say the best variety of the eighties, nineties, and today? Lots.
Coast 103.5. That's Southern California or is it LA's Feel Good Station? That's what that's what it's called now. Feel good, you know, always seems to be pretty popular because people go, oh, I'll feel good if I listen to it. Maybe we should change Kay Bear to one of these.
It doesn't make any sense at all. That'll make my show extra negative, and so make it just ruins you. It's the feel good afternoon show with peaches. What catch missing that type of thing from you? Well, yeah.
You you wouldn't wanted to hear the breaks I could've done over the last few days. I'm making these jokes now because she's been found. I mean, I would have not made these if, you know, you came in here actually sad. Yeah. I know.
I know, Peaches. I didn't want, like, listeners to attack me. Peaches is being mean to Victor again. Nope. I found my little girl yesterday with some, door to door.
Please, can I look into your garage, please? Yeah. Let let's ignore how the fact that I just walked I drove around my whole neighborhood on a Sunday to to try finding this kid. Oh, yeah. And I drove around at, all hours of the day and night because I'm like, well, maybe she'd, crawl out from her hiding space at, like, 1 in the morning.
Let's go drive around the neighborhood slowly just creeping through the neighborhood, yelling out the window. Lucy. Lucy. Come on, Ken. My neighbors, man.
My poor neighbors. Well, there's also your number one hit music station. Oh, yeah. That's big. Idaho's number one hit music channel.
Today's best music, the station that rocks, more music, less talk. You know, I just thought of one that, makes me crazy. Names for stations because I saw another one pop up. I think it was in, like, it was in Florida, and it was, you know, gator country. Every single place has a country station that's named after an animal that's in that area, and they go, you know, bear country.
Like because there's, like, bears. It is. Gator Country 101.9 FM. It's based in Fort Myers, Florida. See if there's one called Deer Country.
Okay. I I I'm just wondering how many animals are out. Deer Country might just give you you you better put FM or something. Deer Country Radio. Okay.
I I 95.5 Red Deer New Country. Alright. That can't be real. That yeah. That that one doesn't count.
It's located in Red Deer, Alberta. So it's not the animal. It's the location of the station. Yeah. I'll I'll give that one a pass then.
What about moose country? Moose country, really? There's gotta be one. Moose country. There is.
There is. Alright. How do you say Eau Claire? E a u space. Eau Claire, Wisconsin's Moose country 106.7.
Man, that's a stupid looking moose. How about, well, I know there's a cat country in, in the Magic Valley, which is weird because I don't think of it as a cat area. Maybe there's mountain lions, in the Twin Falls, Burley area. Why is it that every morning radio DJ for these types of stations always have to be some old guy that you would never really wanna talk to in real life? Because that's who they give the morning show jobs.
They're like, oh, you've been in the industry 50 years. You're a pro. This guy looks like your, like, uncle that you don't want at Thanksgiving because he's just gonna rant about politics no matter what. At Moose Country? Yeah.
Tune in to Jay Mohr every weekday morning. Jay Mohr? Isn't that a comedian? I mean, I don't know. I'm pretty sure that Jay Moore And, of course, they're doing the Iheart country cash cow giveaway Oh, jeez.
Win $1,000. I saw KISS FM getting, trashed in LA for not doing anything to, like, serve the community on air during the fires. Well, it doesn't help. Bumping, you know, Sabrina Carpenter all day. It doesn't help that Ryan Seacrest is in New York out of all places.
Yeah. You need a local staff. All the other stations luckily are doing a whole bunch of stuff. Oh, yeah. And I don't know.
They may be out on the streets doing things, but, listeners were upset just with whatever was happening on air. They're like, can't you stop playing Shaboozy for a few minutes? Well, radio legends, Booker and Striker, they're in they're going to do the whole show at that Dream Center where you gather supplies and get them to the bedrooms. Good for them. Good for them.
Coast 103.5 is doing the same thing. You can tell Iheart just partnered with whatever is nearby to, you know How far do we have to drive? You know, we don't wanna spend too much on gas. I mean, Real 923, I haven't heard anything from them. I I shouldn't say they're not doing anything, but Yeah.
I haven't heard anything about big boy out there doing anything, but I'm sure he is. Yeah. And I'm KISS, like I said, may be doing something. That's just something I saw online where people complaining about that. Interesting.
I have to search that for you. That's funny. Nothing happening on air anyway. Yeah. So Oh, because I know Ryan Seacrest is too busy planning his next show about relationship advice and the same old stuff.
Love that. Even though he's, like, nearly 60, you're like, why is he still doing this? What better guy for, you know, people, around 20 years old to get advice from, in that realm than Ryan Seacrest. Now now you're having me curious as to, like, what random animal could I type in next to country radio and see if it's an actual state. Country.
Dog country radio. Dog. Oh, I see WIFO FM is Jessup's FM Heritage Station broadcast, you know, wife or ride. And there's a dog as a mascot, but it's a dog. Oh, big dog country.
That's it. Big dog. That's it. Big dog country. 5.5.
Big dog country. I'd say that counts. I'd say that counts. I know there's, you know, wolf country and things like that. What about pig country?
Pig. That's that would be a station. I would wanna broadcast that. I know that there's Oh, there it is. 103.9, the pig.
The best in most country. I I don't know if that counts as pig country, but, There's also big pig radio. Because I've heard of the the hog in Milwaukee. They've got the rock station, the hog. Why do these websites suck too?
And it's always it's a cartoony looking boar that just big and fat has the horns coming out. Like, would you'd expect this to be, like, some sort of, like, hardcore channel instead. No. No. It's it's the hog.
Wait a minute. It's the pig. What is My Pig Mornings? What is this the morning show? It's my pig.
Local birthdays and wedding anniversaries Oh. And interviews, and then there's just some random lady named Melanie that's every afternoon. Okay. So we don't know who's in the my pig morning show. Oh my gosh.
Can you imagine being a host? Oh, wait. Wait. Mornings wake up with John and Friends every weekday morning. That's my pig mornings.
Start your day with the best and most country music along with a metric ton of games and prizes. Go figure. Country radio. All we have to do to get people to listen is give away 10,000,000,000 prizes. Alright.
We gotta listen to some of this, show here. Let's check it out. Alright, guys. Out there, we're I'm done. No.
Come on. Give me more, Matt. I'm done. That that voice Give me more. Alright, guys, out there.
Come on. Give me more, Matt. Do I sound like I have type 2 diabetes, and I'm I'm gonna continue eating McDonald's? Where's this station from again? Let me see here.
I need to go back. Sorry. Sorry. I shouldn't have even asked. That's okay.
I'll go back to the show. Here. Hold on. Alright. You see if he says it.
Alright, guys, out there. 1039 the pig, Roger Shepherd with magic vibes. Today, I'm gonna run this little thing solo. I don't have a guest today, and it's not because I didn't want a guest. It's because I ate his breakfast, and he went out of the studio angry.
I don't know. This this seems funny. Yeah. Did he just post his whole show? Yeah.
Oh, this is from December 14th. Okay. How long is it? Just curious. About 30 minutes.
Okay. So he's he's talking okay, you know, if he's doing 30 minutes of talk. Hard to find people that wanna talk on the radio. No. It's not.
It's easy. I'm, like, dying because my phones don't work, and I can't get anybody on the phone. I guarantee if I asked any of our listeners to come in and sit it on the show, they would come in. And I find people that are, very successful in businesses, but they don't like to talk in the public. And when you ask them if they'd like to come and speak on the radio, they freeze up.
And so it's a little difficult to find somebody to talk, but I've got But it can't be a real accent. Do you think he's faking it? Is it a good game we should play? More. That's a good game we should play.
Are country DJs faking their accent, and we just highlight a different country DJ every time? It could be multiple formats too. Oh. We could try a lot of different types of stations. Have you heard about the the I don't I don't wanna, like, go into this.
Never mind because it's gonna sound bad. If I yeah. Never mind. Alright. Let's continue here.
A bunch of prospects, and, I'll have a bunch of people coming soon that will, I think it's his real voice. Good insight. Where is it located? I don't need it. 1039 the pig.
Yeah. Was it My Pig Radio? 103.9. Because I I do like the whole the pig type of thing. Oh, it's definitely real.
Ashdown, Arkansas? Yeah. See, I I was buying it because it didn't sound like he's pushing it. Like, when I go country boys, it sounds fake. You know?
To me, it sounded like just his accent where he was at. Wait a minute. Wait. Who's who's Colton Burpo? Colton?
Colton Burpo? Yeah. Burpo. Todd and Colton Burpo came by the studios of The Pig. This is a part of the They gotta be local artists or something.
I ain't never heard of Colton Burpo. That's such a great last name. Burpo. Burpo. Bad.
Alright. Well see. Yeah. I can't find anything on Colton Burpo. The the website itself is not that great.
Oh, well. Well, we talked long enough anyway, Peaches. Right. Isn't it time for us to shut up and leave? Oh, it's time for me to put on my southern accent at 2 PM for Peaches' Peaches' Pit Party.
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