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This is beer thirty sports o'clock. Oh, no mess. And this beer's this episode's beer is from Texas Ale Project, and it is break free. Okay? It is a blonde ale, crisp and refreshing, 4.2%. Looks like a summer vibe with the, the can design, so I'm assuming it's gonna be real light, crushable, and smooth. Very refreshing. Very clean. I give them that. Very crisp. It is, you know, it's it's light. It's a it's a blonde ale. I don't really know what else to say about it. It's very, very crushable. Like six to 10 of these easily. Alright. And before I get too far into this show and before we start, I would like to say that you can follow us Beer thirty Sports O'clock and all the shows on Sunset Lounge at stolenwatercom stolenwatermedia.com, excuse me. And you can follow us all at Sunset Lounge on all social medias, YouTube and you can hear us any and everywhere you get your podcast. So make sure you like, follow, subscribe, hell even download so that you can get the full effect of all of our shows because they're all great shows. So again, like, subscribe, follow. Now, news you can booze to. World cup goal has been phenomenal. Like the storylines, the games, the fans, It just continues to be great when, you know, when you have an entire city painted blue and white, like, and it's not for the Cowboys. It's for the Argentinian team, like Argentina's team, whatever, Messi's. I don't know how many Messi jerseys I saw. It was crazy though. And I dropped my boy off to go to the game, jealous, to I dropped him off to go to the game so that I could see, like, you know, you know, whatever the case would be because all the So other he went to the game without you? He did. He got a free ticket. How did he get a free ticket? He and and when I tell you so apparently, someone someone couldn't make the game. Mhmm. They had a front row ticket. Like we talking stupid money. Yeah. They are a charitable person. Mhmm. And they said, hey, to his friend, do you know anyone that would like to go to the World Cup? And his friend was like, yeah, plenty of people. And he was like, the first person that came to his head was my friend, our friend. And he got the ticket. All food and drink comped. Hell yeah, brother. Literally, first row, right behind the bench. So he could see Messi, he could see the the Jordan players, excuse me. Mhmm. He could see all the Argentinian players. Literally, he could see the coaches yelling. Like, he could he was literally listening to he said it was in Spanish, so he couldn't really understand it all. But he was like, they were I could tell what was going on. Like and he's not a big soccer fan, but he was like, I'm a fan now. Like, I'm a soccer fan now, obviously. Mhmm. But that's how it that's how it's been for most people that go to the games to actually start to pay attention. You start to become a huge fan. And now that the knockout stages have started, we have our first shootout, between Germany and, Paraguay, which I'm pulling for Paraguay. I'm not gonna lie. I think that Germany, if Germany goes out, then Mexico has an easier route. France has an easier route, and I'm pulling for those two teams because I don't believe in The US making it that far. Sorry. I'm I'm still a Patriot, but I just don't believe we're that good at soccer yet. We'll see you tomorrow. Listen. We lost the last game. Yeah. But we have a lot of our players on the bench. We lost the last game. And you know what? On the last show I said that shit, I said do not pull the players that started the game unless they have yellow cards. They pulled those. And they pulled the starters, period. They pulled all like they I mean, they don't want them getting hurt. They're already in it. Man, you're in it. It's know, freak accident. You could trip down the stairs. It's a freak accident. It doesn't matter. You want the momentum because now now you have doubt. Now you have now you have Turkey who's not even in it. Well, we beat The US. You know? It's just it it does no good. And and I will commend the coach for putting Pulisic in Pulisic. Pulisic. Pulisic. Thank you. Putting him in and letting him play, which he actually he got smoked on a defensive play, but, hey, coming back from injury. Completely understand. There haven't been many upsets besides that one, though. And that one really wasn't an upset and and and everything like that. I'd say there's been some surprises because if you follow like you you follow international soccer, you usually on the forefront or for the upfront on the media's tongue or in on our screens all the time are the big dogs. The Germanys, the France's, the Spain's, The US, the Mexico's. Hell, even Canada's getting a lot of burn time now, but I didn't really pay attention to Canada coming into this. Japan has been fun to watch. Unfortunately, they're gone already. Yeah. Yeah. They lost today. Lost to Brazil. Such and what's crazy, they went up one o and I was like, holy shit. They're about to do this? No. They're not about to. Brazil said, hold on. Hold your horses, buddy. But if you're paying attention to the if you pay attention to international soccer, there hasn't been very many surprises. I mean, there hasn't been very many upsets. There's been some surprises as far as like how good teams have been in the group stage, in the non knockout stage part of it or whatever the case may be. But now that we're going to the knockout stages, we're gonna start seeing the cream of the crop rise to the top. We're gonna start seeing the real powerhouses show why they're powerhouses. And I forgot to turn my phone on. Do not disturb. I apologize. But yeah. So you're gonna see that you're gonna see that, more of the top killers come up to the front. You know what mean? Up to the top. NBA news. Because, yes, there is NBA news in the midst of all the craziness in the World Cup. NBA has been all over the news and it's due to the drafts, which I I would like to get on my soapbox right now. Can I get on my soap? Can I get can I get a little antsy as a can I be a fan? Let me be a fan for a few minutes. Brooklyn Nets. What the hell are we doing? I don't understand the pick that we made. We had Acuff who was literally the best player in college sports besides DJ last year. But we don't pick him. We pick a work in progress from Louisville who plays the same position. I don't understand. I wish you all would stop picking guards unless it's the top ranked guard in the country because at this point, you are a joke. And it is it is so disheartening so disheartening because we were once something great. And to watch New York Knicks win the championship and blow up and glow up in the city that you are now in and you just keep dropping the ball. Like, I don't understand it. It is the most furious I digress because I don't wanna be that guy. But, Nets, please, stop fucking playing with my emotions. Then I'm done. Other than that, there have been a lot of trades. As we all know, Giannis went to Miami. Miami is figuring out now like some they got Bobby Portis as well in that. That's what I think is actually gonna be a big a good piece in the puzzle for that trade. But the Charlotte Hornets said they wanna just rebuild. They just said, fuck it. We rebuild and we we yeah. We went to the playoffs but we just gonna start all over again. They sent Mello Ball and Josh Green to Minnesota for Nas Reed and three first round picks and three second round picks. Now, some people are saying this is a bad trade for Minnesota. I kind of agree because that's a lot of damn picks. That's a lot of picks for LaMelo Ball and Josh Green. I'm sorry. LaMelo Ball is fun. He has talent. Yes. But he ain't three first round picks worth of talent. That's crazy. He ain't three second round picks worth of talent. That's even more crazy. And to package all of that up again and give it or package that all up and give it to the to Charlotte for those players is just insane. You weren't that far removed from going to the at least the Western Conference finals. Like you stopped Jokic, you couldn't stop Wimby. It had nothing to do with your guard play. I don't really understand. I didn't I don't understand it. I don't get it. I I Minnesota, I don't know. I don't know about this trade and we could be wrong. We could be wrong, but I didn't think it was I didn't think LaMelo Ball and Josh Green were that, you know, worth that much in draft capital like Jesus Christ. Now their later picks, they're like twenty thirty and twenty twenty nine and stuff like that, but still like, you know, it's crazy. And then the Hornets traded Miles Bridges and traded him to Phoenix for Grayson Allen and Royce O'Neil and a draft pick. And again, the Hornets just are clearly in a rebuild mode even though they made the playoffs. They made the play in and made the playoffs, but it's just like, don't understand what they I don't understand what they're doing. Like, you're supposed to, you know, build on what you got to the playoffs with not necessarily trade it all away. But I guess they just decided they don't wanna pay it, so they're getting rid of it. Whatever. And a late addition to the trade news, Ja Morant was traded to the Portland Trailblazers. Yeah. I don't really understand that move either. I get it for Memphis, but Portland, you have Dame Lillard, you have like you have a slew of guards. Where is he gonna fit in the mix unless you're getting rid of the legend that came back to you guys. Because I mean he didn't play all year, so I get it if you are, but I mean, Jesus, make it make sense. And in other news, another federal investigation is coming down on a player for a gambling scheme and throwing games. And of course, the Internet is on fire. Mister Malik be Beasley is there's proof, there's games that people are pulling up video for that they that they saw. They're they're pulling up the memes that I mean, they are going crazy and it's just they this is starting to become a trend unfortunately for the NBA and they really gotta figure out something fast because if not, you're going to have a very big problem. The fact that you're letting players get with prediction markets and invest in prediction markets is just showing that you're gonna continue to let the be the wild wild west when it comes to it because that's not a good look. And eventually, you're gonna have to pull the plug on all of that and because your more veteran players are getting busted. And we're not even talking rookies. We're talking fucking veterans. Ten years, nine years in the game. Rose here was not that far. He was in the game for a long time. Billups has been played the game. Now granted, they were all doing a different scheme and scam and things of that nature, but gambling was at the center and veterans were at the center. You have a gambling problem in the NBA starting to become a trend. It's time to fix the trend. Pull everybody away like the NFL says you're not allowed to gamble. Hell, you might not even be able allowed to do fantasy. Everybody's supposed to be out of it. Keep them out of it. Speaking of gambling, the NFL was in the news over the past week or so. Supplemental draft is no more this year. It has been an ongoing circus for the Texas Tech quarterback, Sorsby, who on all accounts was legally cleared by a judge to play, but is being outcast like the gambling pariah that he is by pretty much everyone, including the CFL, which is crazy. The CFL says, no. We got better we got better standards than that. He ain't gonna come into this league and fuck it up for us. That's crazy. That's crazy. CFL said, nah, we wanna join in on this jump and and let him know he ain't coming over here with that bullshit. With that being said, some sadder news in the NFL. Chris Johnson, some of you may not know who that is, that name, but some of you may. Most of you football fans know exactly who I'm talking about. Remarkable running back, absolutely fast. Was one of the first running backs to do like a four two, four three forty yard dash at the combine and everybody just lost their mind. That man was faster than fast. Played for the Tennessee Titans for years and years and years and has come out to the world and let him know he was diagnosed with ALS. And for those of you that don't know what ALS is, it is a fucked up disease. I'll just say it that way. There are a lot of people that get it and when they get it and they get diagnosed by of it, it deteriorates the brain and the functions of like your body. Like, he recently did an interview, I think it was today or late, yeah, yeah, was today. And he did an interview with Strahan on Good Morning America and he can't talk. Like, he literally has to look at a computer that is like a keyboard with his eyes and it speaks the speaker speaks out in his voice, if you will, computerized sounding of his voice to answer the questions. And he's been battling this for a while apparently and it's a losing battle and I pray for this family and hope that they can enjoy him while he's here and things of that nature because it's, I mean, like that is crazy to go from being that type of athlete to basically not able to move and not able to talk on your own because of a disease is crazy, man. It's just absolutely sad. It's just it's sad and I I'd hate it to end the NFL news on sad news, but it just came out like today and it's just been like, what the fuck? Like, you just can never take for granted that the you can never take for granted your health. Like you just can't. Like when people say that, I hate this phrase but it's true, health is wealth. It really is. Like because when you're sick, no matter how much money you got, that's the only thing you're worried about is getting better. It don't matter, if you broke, if you poor, get sick. That's all you're gonna care about is being sick and getting it fixed. So again, I hope that he lives a long time and gets to see his kids grow up because from what I saw that man, like I guess, says deteriorating from that disease and it is unfathomable. Is that a word? Yeah. Unfathomable to see that like to go because when he got off the field, we didn't see him very often. And now to see him like this is just crazy. So just really sad. In other news, lighter news, WNBA. I know I haven't talked about the WNBA in a while, but I have been watching. I have been watching. I have actually been to some games. You know what I'm saying? I got to go see the rookie of the year and last year's rookie of the year play versus each other. And I'm just gonna say, I stand on this tent hose. Olivia Miles is gonna be the rookie of the fucking year. She is a problem. She is is her. Okay. She is that girl. She looks like the game is slow to her. It looks like she is bored. Look, she's talking shit just to get it exciting. Like she she got a tech while the the get during the game because she was talking crazy and then Paige was talking back and it man, great game. Score didn't show it, but great game. Page and Fudge kinda went crazy. They went back and forth. They had twenty, thirty plus games and stuff like that. Minnesota pulled it off. They got the win. It was like about 10 or 11 points or something like that. But Paige and Azzi, I hope I'm saying their name right, they went off. Ari, baby, what up? What are we doing? Ari didn't look like herself last night. I don't or yesterday. I don't know what it was, but I did get to go in the tunnel and dap them up as they were going they were getting ready for the game, getting ready to come out. Me and AZ had like a quick little dap up and shit. I was like, oh, shit, son. I fanned out for a second. I almost didn't wanna wash my hands for the rest of the day type shit. But, yeah, no. I listen. Great time, man. Shout out to the wings, man. It was such a good time. They had a girl dad event. I'm not a girl dad, but a friend of mine, his daughter wasn't coming. So he was like, yo, I know you like the WNBA. Do you wanna go? So, yeah, absolutely. We'll count this as a we'll count this as a birthday present. So but, yeah. In other news with the WNBA, the fire and the mystics had to go to four overtimes in order to decide the winner and Paraguay won. Shut the hell up. Let's go. Yeah. Paraguay won. Paraguay, that's what I'm talking about, baby. Oh. Mhmm. Yes. Thank you for that news. Mystics ended up winning the in the over tee. This is only the second time in the league that both that teams have gone to four overtimes in order to decide a winner. So it was a really good game. I caught the back end of it because I was literally like at the game and then when I I went to Wingstop's little event or not little event, Wingstop is throwing a pop up for the soccer games and they're by the way, if you live in Dallas and you know where the bomb factory is, you should go to the bomb factory. They're having a Wingstop like for the entire World Cup pop up and you get free chicken. Get free chicken, they got drinks there, then they got all sorts of soccer stuff. They're giving out free tattoos up to a certain time, to a limited time or whatever and then the chicken is free until they run out and on top of that they're giving haircuts and retwist. I walked in and felt like this was the most blackety black black thing I have ever seen in my life and I loved it. I ain't gonna lie, I loved it. I felt great. Now granted I don't eat chicken but I was like, damn, I wanna get a box of chicken just because. I don't wanna be out here without the box chicken. So shout out to Wingstop, shout out to the bomb factory for hosting it. And it was it was a it was a dope event. We had a lot of fun. It was it was dope. So my Sunday was full. Like, I slept when we got home, I slept probably twelve hours. Yeah. Because day before that, I would drink too much at my cousin's baby shower. That's how it goes. Shout out to Paraguay, man. He just threw me all the way off with that. Just so excited now, man. It's good. It's good. I'm so excited. I'm I'm happy about it. That gives that gives The US a easier chance as well. Mhmm. Easier chance because Germany is not Germany is a very physical team. They were knocking Paraguay guys down left and right like it was getting gruesome. So I'm glad Paraguay won Paraguay won. Like I said, their name say their name right. Yeah. But yeah. But now, it's time for the beer flight of the night. First up, we have Dinatude brewing or craft beer as they like to be called. It is a collab with Analog Brewing. It is Trapelle double Belgian Trapelle. Very proud of you. It is 7.5%. It is aromas of ripe pear, banana with clove, white pepper and citrus coriander. I just love this this, like, mix tape cover vibe they're going for on on the can. I like, this is fire. This is this is yes. More of this, Dena Toad. More more of this. Dena Toad. Dena Toad. Alright. It looks like a mix between like a Beastie Boys album cover and like a Kiss album cover. Yes. Yes. And with the CD, which do you you know what a CD is. Yes? Yeah. I also know what a cassette is. Do you know what a eight track is though? I do. Your parents raised you right. So it has has a slight sweetness. Mhmm. To it. Like citrus sweet or I wanna say I don't wanna say citrusy sweet, but it's it's it's, it's not a candy sweet. It has it just has a like a touch of too much a second. A touch of sugar in there somewhere. But it is, it is good. For the Tripels, maybe it's because of the double and the Tripel and the Tripel and the Tripels. Maybe that's why, but, I mean, it doesn't feel like a seven and half percent. It actually feels crushable, which is scary. But it's good. I like it. I mean, I like it. I don't think this is probably one of the better triple's that I've had. It smells it smells borderline sour though. Like, that's the crazy thing of it. Bless you. Thank you. Next up, we have SideQuest Rice Lager from Celestial Beer Works, and it is 4%. It's 4.5% is a Japanese rice lager specifically. My bad. My bad. My bad. It's clean, refreshing, nothing to overanalyze. Yeah. No. Facts. The the color, when I poured this out, looks One of the like descriptions is watery. For real. Like, if you look at the color of it, I mean, it looks borderline champagne, wine, Like, it looks very watery. I give them that. Yeah. This is this is just rice. Like, you know what mean? Flavored water. I wouldn't even give it that much because it's the it's not really So water from when you write you wash your rice. Your rice. In the most respectful way. In the most respectful way. I like that. All due respect. No. Yeah. Because it's it's it's a very crushable this feels like a hydration drink. Mhmm. This does not feel like a beer at all. Flavor, I will say is it's just it doesn't taste like a beer. It doesn't taste like a beer at all. I mean, smells kind of like a beer. Smells kind of like a champagne and shower sour. Have you ever had the Troy Aiden Eight Elite? No. Mm-mm. Yeah. We won't do that today. No. I was thinking it's like very similar. Oh, yeah. We won't do that today. Okay. We'll we'll do that we'll do that on Hangover Clinic. Mhmm. Next up is Dana Tude, Cherry Walk With Me. It is a Cherrywood smoked brown ale with and it says 6%, but am I wrong? 5.5. It's a collaboration with Intrinsic Brewing, which is actually in Garland. Yeah. It is infused with cherry wood smoke, aromas of biscuit, toast, carmel, sweet smoky. So it's kind of giving, like, when you smoke a rib is what I'm imagining. I don't know if I smell smoke or stout. Like coffee bean roast kind of thing. So a lot of like stouts have a smokiness to them. So that's probably why. Very smoky. Very smoky. Firewood taste, I would say, almost. I don't know if that Sat next to a fire pit and went Yeah. No. In fact, like, you know, when you're like, you ever catch that waft of smoke from the barbecue pit, like, yeah, breaks and you just catch that. That's what you, that's what it felt like when I tasted that, pause. Because you're talking about wooden taste and that's crazy. Dang, know. Hey, listen, that's crazy. It is still June. So but, yeah, it's very smoky. They they hit the mark on smoky. Like, they they made sure it all kind of smoke. Flavor wise, it's just hard to get past that. It doesn't have a bad aftertaste though. Like, on the back end, the taste is it's the smokiness is just all there. So, alright. Next up, last but not least, Celestial Beer Works chocolate rice crispy melty dessert beer with cocoa rice crispy and marshmallow and coconut cream, a whopping 5%. Yeah. I'm finally right. I'm finally correct. I really like the design on the candy. It lets you know that it's gonna be some sweet shit coming out of there. So I will say when you look at it though, you think it's gonna be a stout. But it is a pastry sour. Yeah. It is a pastry sour, which is weird. It looks like chocolate milk. Like, you can see, like, the chocolate milk lumps, like, you know, when you Like Cocoa Puffs No. The bottom of the Yeah. When you don't stir, like, you get you remember Ovaltine? Nope. Whoo. That is cocoa yeah. Like, shot cocoa puffs, cocoa pebbles. Was it, chocolate all the chocolate cereals. So the fruity pebbles, but the chocolate one. Mhmm. Nah. That's good as fuck. I have a sweet tooth and this hits the mark on all sweet tooth. Look, Breezley. Enough is enough. Give me. No. It it is very sweet. So if you don't like sweet beers or you don't you don't you don't wanna venture It into sweetness sounds exactly like my childhood. No. Facts. Like it's chocolate milk. Like it's It's the milk specifically from the chocolate From the At the bottom of the Yeah. At the bottom of the bowl, you got the like, you're like, oh, I don't have anything else. You drink the chocolate milk. Super sweet. The beginning really threw me off. Because it's like slightly sour when you it hits the tip of your tongue. Yeah. And then the rest of it is like, this is chocolate milk, but it's sour at the beginning. So that part threw me off, but it tastes This is good. This that's the beer tonight. That's the beer tonight. There's no question about it. I can't put this thing down. I'm kinda mad I gave you the can. Going on Thursday, so hopefully I can get another one of these. Really good. Really, really good, Celestial. I don't know what y'all did, but on beer three sixty five, they have had like three good beers that have been they have one Gold Rush, that's really good and then they have another one that we just recently did too. Damn it, I forgot the name of it but it's like a tangerine and they mixed well together. So like it was orange and orange and tangerine and tangerine and they mixed together really well. I really wish I could remember the damn name. It's on my socials though. So if you follow me, beer thirty sports o'clock or sports or beer thirty dot o, on TikTok, there is a lot of beer 03:60 five's going on and you'll see it there. So yeah, that was beer flight of the night and now it's time for beer goggles of the week. And first up, this might actually be pretty talented. This this fan, This might actually be really talented or really lazy. This fan decided he was gonna buy a bunch of beer, around for him and his mates. He is they were from The Netherlands, Netherlands fans, I guess. And instead of making a couple of trips like a responsible adult, he decided I'm gonna carry all of them. All of them to the table. I don't know why everybody was cheering before he got to the table because like Yeah. You you could still go to job. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? And on top of that, like, either they were bone sober or they were That dance was not bone sober. Which makes it worse because it's like, bro, what the fuck? Why would you order that much beer? No. He locked in. And like zoned in it. I mean, he didn't drop any beers. He didn't have that far to go. He didn't have that far to go. Totally yeah. Yeah. He definitely right. And his friends coulda helped. And it was just kinda like, how do you know how do you learn that trick? Mhmm. Like, how do you learn that you can carry that much beer or that many glasses with your arms and not drop one? Like Yeah. That doesn't I mean, I can hold like three glasses in one hand, but Yeah. But you gotta you gotta finger it, no? No, that sounds weird. You gotta finger the glasses. Oh, you mean like from the bottom? Hold up. Let's see this. Oh, as a as a non server, that's pretty talented for me. To me. Mhmm. Yeah. I don't even put a snifter at the bottom of it. A snifter? What is a sniffer again? The one that looks like a boob. One that looks like a boot? A boob. A boob. Yeah. Listen. Sometimes you gotta put the phone down when you're at the sporting events, and I don't like making fun of people that do this, but you deserve to be made fun of. World Cup is a great sporting event. It is a good time. Sometimes you just gotta put your fucking phone down. K? Sometimes you just gotta enjoy the game, enjoy the atmosphere, enjoy people. This is what you get when trying to do too much. There now. It's been there now. It's been heavily reported that he's gonna be moving there. Legend. Oh, they've lost their phone. They're they're doing a celebration and I feel so bad for laughing, but, no, you did that to yourself. Like, you're doing it was you and maybe three other people doing the wave and and literally, like, could see her phone had left her hands like she had just forgot she had a phone in her hand and just I will say, things slip out of my hands too like that. Not after you just did the three beer holder. No. So yesterday, I was talking to my managers and I had a bottle opener, like one of the long ones. Mhmm. The keys, if you will. Mhmm. And I was talking with it in my hand, and I went and looked at my other manager and I was gonna say bye to him and as I'm turning, I accident, it like comes out of my hand. You threw the bottle opener at your manager? I went to God and I was like in my, it was on my finger, the circle part. So you were twirling the thing and it flipped out. And I like went like that, like to turn and it flew out of my hand. And thank God he had his hand like, he was like leaning back like this, because it went right towards his crotch. It hit him and I just stared and I was like, you can keep that. I walked away. Did I get that? I get a tried to assault your manager? It was an accident. That's your story? You're sticking to it? Yes. Which manager is this so we can make sure that he My general manager. Okay. Yes. Oh, so it's the big dog too. It's the it's the one that ferments the beer. Oh my. Oh, so maybe yeah. You kinda like him, I guess, because we talked about him once or twice on the show. So he's cool. Nope. Again, we were we were trying to convert. We were trying to say that you like him, so no assault charges will be will be Yeah. He's fine. Aiming it at the man's nuts. Jesus Christ, man. What's wrong with you? And that I got good aim. Was beer congas of the week. And now it's time for six pack of the week. And first up, the French, I really do think are gonna win the whole thing. I do think that they have the the best talent in the game, for the World Cup and they proved it up against Norway. One particular player proved it. Dembele got a hat trick against Norway in thirty one minutes. First time ever that this has happened. First time. Kournay across to Shuameni, and Dembele are trying to get on that left foot again. You know it. You know it. And there's the result. He's got a hat trick. Usman Dembele unerring. Three and thirty one minutes. That's crazy. And the the like, how do you even the goal he scored from the angle he took, he wasn't supposed to kick it past all the defenders and the goalie. Like, that's crazy, man. Absolutely insane. And next up, speaking of soccer, we're gonna stick with soccer. As you all know, my son is in a wheelchair, so sometimes I get these videos sent to me asking why my son doesn't play these things, which is crazy. But it's been all over the internet. So I was like, I'll allow I'll allow this comment from this person, but this wheelchair soccer game assist from this young man doing a spin to pass to the to the player on the other side was chef's kiss, absolute amazing, play. And just if you're watching, just watch. Sends it away. Fischer nudges it back towards goalkeeper Kelso. Rigby, three one. And it looks like the Disability Cup is heading in the direction of Leeds. Rigby, the top scorer in the league, proving the point, and he has Leeds two clear. Bro, that's crazy. He did, a one eighty spin to pass the ball and yeah, bro. That shit is crazy. Oh, boy. That's Gordon. You know to do nothing but just be there. You know what I'm saying? What a great play. Speaking of greatness, Ben Whitaker first fight in The US, which I didn't even know he hadn't fought in The US. I I was like, man, he hadn't fought in The US yet. I mean, he'd been going crazy on the Internet for us for a while. But this second round TKO was absolutely just as controversial as it may have been. This was a clean ass punch and my man that got hit, his eyes were absolutely glazed over like he had seen God. So shout out to the ref for not letting him get back in there and get killed because, man, this punch was square on the chin, square where it needed to be, and knocked him on his ass. A check left hook. Perfect timing. Perfect accuracy. Right on tip of the chin. Needs go down. I mean, that's when you know the power is real, but the timing is even better. That's why they call him the surgeon. Didn't even have to put much behind it. It was perfectly placed. Threw his hand up because he knew it was over. It was it was good night. It was over. Second round, TKO. Bad boy Whitaker is a problem. And Shaq, do you all know Shaq had like a fourth career? Like Shaq is out here DJing. Shaq is out here, you know, just living life, Just doing great things. And this shot, I gotta say he's got a better shot now than what he had in the NBA when he played. This is crazy to do this on stage while DJing and and the caption is crazy talking about the black Steph Curry is back at it again. That's crazy as hell because Shaq is a hall of famer and great great player, but never had a shot. And now shooting off the stage into the crowd and hitting the rim or hitting all net is amazing. Absolutely greatness. Like, how that's crazy. And then on top of that, like like, he I don't even think he expected it. So, it was crazy. And, apparently, the monkeys didn't expect this from this, person or attendee of the zoo. Came to the to the cages where the monkeys are at or the the glass case where they're at. And, I don't know what kind of monkeys these are, so don't shoot me, or don't come at me, bro. But this flip wasn't that impressive, but it was it it clearly shocked the shit out the monkeys because they were like in awe of this. Right. The monkey put his head over his mouth like three times like, oh my God. I never seen nothing like that. Oh my God. I never see like he was going crazy as hell. The backflip was okay, like it wasn't like, you know, it wasn't like no speed backflip, nothing, you know, it was just, you know, he did a backflip. The monkeys were impressed and they were letting him know that they were impressed and that's crazy. And last but not least, this next clip is a little long, but it deserves the flowers and it deserves some some it deserves to be long. This kid, because he's a kid, they're in a yo yo national league. I didn't know there was such a thing. I didn't know that they had a competition in Vegas. I didn't know that they had championships and things of that nature. But this kid was doing tricks and I can't even explain the tricks that he was doing. Not even gonna try. Was doing all the tricks you could think of with a yo yo except for cutting the string and catching it. Like, I mean, I know it doesn't turn it's not no longer a yo yo if you cut the string. I get it. But I'm just saying that's all I he could have done that and would have won in my eyes because this everything he did, just watch. Take your time, my friend. We're gonna check-in with the judges. Judges, are we ready? Thumbs up across the board. Up next, we're gonna check-in with you, Oliver. Sweet logo on the t shirt, by the way. You ready to go, Oliver? Up. Sound team ready and our video team ready. Ladies and gentlemen of Las Vegas, our first competitor in the ten to twelve age division of the sports one a. Please put your hands together for Oliver Browder. Bro, 10 12. I couldn't even do I couldn't even do the yo yo regular as a grown ass man. How do you figure out that he was good at that? Same question. Say it like How do do that? Bro, how do you learn, Hey. Hours and hours of practice. And apparently there was a team. Like, the whole squad came to the side of the stage and was getting ready to rush because they knew it was a wrap. He would he won the whole thing. Bro, that dude, like, when he put the string around his neck and the yo yo was still spinning and then and then under the legs and then between the legs. I mean, my god, man. It's like again, how do you do that? How do you do that? Man, that dude, that kid deserves all the flowers, man. That shit was dope. And I I like, I ain't gonna lie. Like, I used to think yo yo and it was kind of a dorky thing, but that shit was fire as hell, bro. That shit was absolutely fire. Shout out to Oliver and shout out to the Yo Yo League because I I never knew that they even had a league and the competition is crazy. I never knew they had it. So and that was six pack of the week. And now it's time for the conversations at the Keg. Did you watch the BET Awards? The BET Awards? Yes. The BET Awards. No. I didn't even know they happened, honestly. That's racist. I'm a busy girl. Nah. So I didn't watch it either. I ain't gonna lie to you. Make it a Yeah. That is racist. I make it a point not to watch that stuff because, I mean, to be honest, the BET Awards hasn't been cool for a long time plus it's like like the BET awards is kind of like they're not really in the know of like what's going on. Like they kind of act like they know what's going on. They make the rules and shit, but that's it's very weird. Like, Kendrick Lamar won hip hop man of the year or some shit like that. And he hadn't said a word in about a year. Yeah. Over a year. Like, ever since the Drake beef, like Mhmm. He's been locked in wherever for the last two years. Maybe chilling. Yeah. I mean, I'm just saying he's chilling. Like, he not he hadn't said a word. How does he win an award for a year for last year when last year he didn't do anything? Nepotism. Nepotism is crazy. I will say that Drusky is on fire right now. Drusky is on fire right now. Did you see the skit yet? The one where he was what's her name? No. Like from a while ago? No. Didn't. He is doing He did an impersonation of Joe Jackson. Oh. Famously Michael Jackson's dad. Yeah. Or the Jackson five father. Mhmm. And when I tell you, I'm in fucking tears the entire video, entire video. And I like, the preacher one was funny. The one where he was the white woman, I'm not saying The woman. When he was the the republican woman, when he was the dude that had, the the OG that never grew up, the the like, his skits for like the last, like, six months have been on fire, have been on a roll. But this last one, oh my god. I could not stop laughing. Like, could not stop laughing. He came out on stage with Ice Cube acting like he was Jay Z from Roots Picnic. It was it was he Juicy's on fire, man. He's on fire, and he's not even a stand up comedian. He's just, you know, a pretty good actor, if you will, which you can be a comedian and an actor. It's okay. But he's not a traditional comedian in the sense of, like, stand up and shit like that. Yeah. And it's by far some of the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. So shout out to Dzhuzhki. I wanted to, you know, I wanted to cheers, give a shout out to that dude for that. In other news though, Serena. Yeah. Is coming back to tennis. Hell yeah. Listen, as a 42 year old man, I don't think I wanna face, like, when my cousins be like, let's go play basketball, and the younger one, yeah, let's go, let's go. I'd be like, no, y'all got it. I'm okay. Because shit don't heal the same way it used to. Mhmm. When I run and I'm doing all this stuff and I'm a pretty I'm pretty in shape, like, I'm training for a half marathon for October for Halloween. I did a five k for Juneteenth. You know, was I'm running slower now since the accident, but I mean, I'm running still running under a ten minute mile. You know what I mean? So it's like, you know, I'm still doing I you know what I mean? Yeah. No. Just don't know how I mean, I get it. I understand. Like, the competition in women's is really not that strong right now. It's really not a bunch of it's not a dominant factor. She is she was she still is is a dominant force in women's tennis, but I just don't think she understands the healing is not going to be the same. Well, maybe she's just in really good shape right now and her kid's older. It's because she mainly went out because she had a kid. This is true. So now she's like, you know what? I can do one more year. Which fine. Mhmm. Can't say anything until we see how she does. Yeah. Because she did win in doubles. Mhmm. She did win a I wanna say the whole match or the whole tournament, but she did or did she win the whole tournament? I don't remember. Excuse me. I think she she won a couple of games. I think she won the whole tournament, but in doubles. But that's doubles. You know what I'm saying? You have a partner to help you out and stuff like that. Single, it's just you and the tarmac or the sand or the dirt or the clay. Tarmac. Whatever. It's whatever they because they play on different surfaces. That's what I'm saying at. But I just don't know. You know what I'm saying? Your body move different at 40. It does. And I'm not a super athlete. I ain't been training my entire life. No, I haven't. You know? I don't have millions of dollars to to benefit from food and Ozempic. Yeah. Can we talk about that for a second? How she's pushing Ozempic? Yeah. Like My husband's also an investor in that company, so that's why she's pushing it. Can we also talk about Lizzo and how she lost all this weight and lost her fan base? Women are fickle as shit. Just want I y'all to think it more had to do with her, with all the stuff coming out about her with her dancers. Like, she I do and remember that. I remember that. But I also think Mhmm. Because Megan, Megan Trainor, she lost she was she was not big by any means. I don't know why people thought she was, but she lost weight, but she still has the same fan base. So does Adele. Yeah. Exactly. But neither of them, their whole entire their whole stick or their whole thing was about loving your body. It wasn't about that for them. It was about the music. Well, All About That Bass has something else to say. Yeah. All About That Bass. Well, All About That Bass was like an innuendo though. It wasn't like I'm big and you know, I'm like Yeah. I can wear what the skinny girls wear. Lizzo's whole ensemble or media outrage and the viral Mhmm. Parts of her career Yeah. Were strictly about that. But you also have to think, maybe she had to get healthier. And Unless there was no choice in that. Think that I think that I'm not knocking her for losing the weight. Mhmm. Not knocking her for losing the weight. Women can't. Good on you. I said women can't win. We have too much weight. We're not pretty No. No. No. No. I think I think it it's a shit storm of all of what you said. Mhmm. I think it's a storm of one, not not getting with your fan base and explaining because we know no nobody knows that's why she lost weight. Yeah. She hadn't come out and said anything about it. She just wanted to get skinny to be And maybe she has an eating disorder. You never know. Maybe. Mhmm. But again, your fans Mhmm. Fans. Your fans. The ones that support you, you this is why I say when we were talking that slippery slope stit about the fans that that got mad at old girl because she didn't wanna talk to the daughter of the soccer player. You have to explain these things when you're in the limelight. Like, if you don't want, you gave up that privacy part of it. Mhmm. Right? Because most of it. Because they're still people. They're still humans. They're still humans. Absolutely. But like like when Adele lost all the weight, nobody act no. Like, that wasn't her stick. That wasn't her thing. That wasn't her, like, that wasn't her MO. You know what She I'm just was, she never lost her touch with the music. I think Lizzo came out so hard with the stick, with the virality. Think it's what was selling. Exactly. And now it's not selling. And now it's not selling. And on top of that, you were fucking crazy with your dancers. Yeah. And on top of that, like, the hip hop is in a fickle place right now. And yes, there are a lot of women that are dropping great songs, like, what's the name, JT Miami, Scammers, Sexy Red, Meg the Stallion, some of them, like Cardi B, like listen, y'all have, y'all, the rap game is for the women right now, fine, fine, But you can't, have to have at the end of the day, the music has to catch up with the moment. And if you're putting out shit just to put out shit and the moment is gone, this is what happens. Like she sold first week numbers like less than 3,000. What? Said she's no Taylor Swift. I don't think we'll ever get another Taylor Swift, to be honest. No. But I was right about something though. Zendaya and Tom Holland did get married. Why'd you have to bring that up? Because we were talking about, kind of, in a way, privacy for Fuck Tom Holland. Decent He's decent person. Person. He's a I love Zendaya. You? Zendaya's my boo. You did you hear about his non alcoholic beer line? Ew. I Okay. Now I hate him more. No. It's because he had a drinking problem. When he first got with Zendaya, he had a drinking problem. And it was really bad. And Zendaya doesn't drink. And so he This changed is true. He changed and got better because of her. And then opened this He, like, was like, there's not a lot of really good non alcoholic beers. So he made one, it's like called Bero, b e r o, I wanna say. And they actually made a shandy line because Zendaya drinks them, but she still doesn't like the taste of them. So he made a whole line of ones that she likes. Oh, that's so sweet. Still fuck Tom. Alright? Alright. Tom Brady, Tom Holland, it don't matter. Tom Selleck? Tom Selleck, all of them. Fuck them. Fuck Toms. Tom and Jerry. No. We cool with Jerry. Fuck Tom though. No. Listen. I just I don't know. I don't know how I feel about that. And that's not a true statement. There are a lot of good non alcoholic beer lines like go brewing go brewing, g o brewing. Yeah. But they're from he's from England, so I'm assuming there. Oh, Valid. Yeah. There, yeah. Because they they they believe you just man up and drink more. Yeah. Basically. There, they're like, what? Did you give up drinking? Have you seen our food? I'm like, we have a pub on every corner. Right. No. Fact. They have a pub like gas stations. Like, we like, we have gas stations. Yeah. But their food is so uncolorful though too. Like No flavor. I won't say no flavor. No. Because some no flavor is a flavor. Salt is a flavor. Salt is a flavor. But, yeah, like, they don't have the colorful stuff either though, so I guess I guess. Alright. That makes sense. I I forgot he was from England or London or wherever. Still fuck Tom. But yeah. So that's pretty much all I got. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is beer thirty sports o'clock. Zendaya, I love you. Call me. Call me. Call me. This is a Stolen Water Media production.