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Gabby, who is the funniest
person at Saddleback?

The funniest person.

That's a Saddleback.

Yeah.

Um, I'm gonna have to do a shout out
to yo-yo or is that the wrong answer?

There is no right.

And I mean, It was like one of
the funniest people I've ever met.

Can you give an example?

Can I give an example?

I don't know.

There's just been so many
interactions that I've had

with her where I'm just like,

I don't know, this is so stupid.

Like this is legit, like super funny,
just like Chris sense of humor.

I'd have to do like an impression
of her, like in a certain moment.

Okay.

Yeah, you'd have to give me,
you have to give me like a.

Uh, scenario.

But also you're missing
on the facial expressions.

Like.

We'll do the best we can.

Um, you just walked out
of an all staff meeting.

Um,

Okay.

Uh, listener, uh, she's kind of
wiggling around a little bit.

Well, yeah, cause I'm trying
to like get into character.

Okay.

Because she would probably like come
out and she'd probably like put her

like glasses up through her nose.

And then she, I don't know.

I just imagined her being like
guys, like what was up with that?

Welcome to well, well,
well, if it isn't the south.

Fantasy football league.

I'm your host, James running and
guest hosting in for me today

while Hannah is tattle rocking is.

Gabby the Trinidad or yo Gabby, Gabby.

All right.

So Gabby and I are going to
be doing a special episode.

Uh, where we try to fix
Gabby's team once again.

So let's okay.

Before we dive into that.

I let's take a look at last week scores.

I first up, we have Charn
R versus yo Gabby, Gabby.

Yeah.

Not your fine this hour.

Not my finest hour.

No.

Um, Yeah.

I'm I'm sorry.

And I apologize to myself
for not doing better.

Yeah.

But I want to say good job.

Nereda I don't want to take anything
away from her and her victory.

No, no, no.

She completely deserved it.

I mean, she, she smoked me basically.

She had a good solid score.

She scored more than Serina sons.

Which is solid.

They're currently in first place.

And, uh, Yeah, I think we can turn
it around this week for you though.

Please.

Okay.

I needed so much for
my self-esteem mostly.

Moving on to the next game.

Phoenix suns Serenas team.

Now the number one team in America.

Congratulations.

Wow.

Uh, beat up on country
roads, take my homes.

They're getting their players
back that were injured.

back and scoring lots of points.

So that's great to see him back and their
future is bright and getting brighter.

I think they're doing good.

And then up next, SCUP it master
with an incredible score this week,

really beating up on the tots.

Uh, and what is my opinion, basically
the game of the week, last week.

To very high scoring teams.

And thanks to Jomar.

Chase Hannah came out on top.

Honestly Scott's tots had
like the third highest score.

So of the week, so would have
literally beat just about anybody else.

If hadn't had such a
high S he'd scored 50.

He almost single-handedly tied.

Gavis.

Entire team score.

Yeah.

And then we have St.

Clauses versus team hooks
smashed with a stunning victory.

St.

Clauses did pull off the biggest score,
the weak way to beat the Hulk, which

is up and coming and just had a due to.

Um, uh, bi-week and injuries
and whatnot had a rough game.

So Hey, Seuss is turning
things around, hopefully.

And then lastly, me versus the
Bradley bears, I lost to the bears.

Thanks to Jayden and the jets pooping out.

Good game Bradley.

GG.

No.

Yeah.

Good job.

All right.

So this week, as you know, we
have a special guest Gabby.

And Gabby had low score
the week, last week.

Yeah, it doesn't take anything
away from you as a person.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah.

Wow.

And I want to be clear.

Yeah.

It may feel that way,
but it's not really true.

Yeah.

But what we can do is get you some
help for those of you who don't know,

we've actually recorded trying to help
Gabby before, but for various reasons,

never actually made it into a podcast.

So this week.

We have decided to
appeal to a higher power.

We are going to call the
Saddleback minister of the day.

So a minister of the day is, uh, morally
spiritually obligated to honestly,

and openly answer any questions that
Gabby has about improving our team.

So let's see if we.

I can get some, some true counseling
from the minister of the day.

Let's go ahead and give them a call.

We're going to call the front desk first.

Yeah.

For calling Saddleback.

True.

How can I help you?

Hi, may I speak to
minister the day, please?

All right.

You go.

Very curious to see.

Um, mod is flooded.

Let it go to voicemail
and then they call back.

Would you ever minister of the day?

Record your message at the
tone, when you are finished.

Hang up.

For more options.

Hello?

Aye.

Press pound or hang up.

Play it.

Three.

To report it.

Four.

Five.

Record your message at the tone.

Pound.

Hello.

I have a question for
the minister of the day.

I need some counseling.

Uh, hopefully it should
be a fairly easy question.

Uh, if you could call me
back at [phone].

I would really appreciate that.

Thank you.

Page, press pound or hang up to play it.

If you would like to try an
extension, you may do so now.

Okay.

So let's see if Mr.

The day calls back.

Uh, they could actually be
ministering to someone right now.

So that's true.

So me versus my homes.

I am currently projected
to win, but only by 13.

Thanks to my quarterback.

Once again, kind of stinky.

I think I can pull this off,
but again, Devon, H N could wind

up scoring 50 all by himself.

So you never know, this
really could go either way.

Unfortunately, for me, Aye.

We'll find out what happens.

Um, next is scope.

But master versus Phoenix suns.

What a matchup like this is to me,
this is like, Clash of the Titans.

Yeah, the scope it's versus Cerena.

And, uh, right now, Serena
is projected to win at 1 28.

I to one 10, thanks to a poor
performance from Devante Smith.

But really genuinely I, Hannah
versus Serena is a great matchup.

I think Serena's going to take
this one because Hannah has a few

key players on bi-week this week.

So neighbors and Kyle
Morrow, Kyler Murray.

Our office week.

So I think.

I it's a, it's a fortunate
matchup for Serena.

But Hannah's team, as we
saw last week with Damar.

scoring 50.

Could it go off at any point?

So, uh, Gabby, what's
your take on this matchup?

I mean.

I unfortunately.

I love Hannah because she's your wife.

Yeah.

I'm very biased towards Lindsay
and Serena and 1 28 0.1 versus one.

10.1.

I mean, that's.

That's like an 18 point difference.

Yeah.

So I don't know.

I just feel like Phoenix
sends have been doing so well.

And they're already at the top
of like most of the matchups.

I feel like at the end of this,
we might just end up having to

buy Lindsay and Serena a meal.

Okay.

Hey.

Uh, up next to Bradley
bears versus you yo Gabby.

Gabby.

Yeah.

I already have five.

Congratulations way.

Stellar performance from your
kicker who scored five and Bradley

has too, because Terry McLaurin
decided to take life easy yesterday.

Your projections are
as close as it can get.

You are projected to lose by 0.2.

Now, thanks to all of this.

And honestly, I think you could.

Uh, improve your projections even further.

By finding a different quarterback.

Okay.

Up next is Charna vs St.

Clauses.

The clash of the cousins.

I, yeah, I personally think China might
have this one, which would be awesome

because if she pulls it off, then.

Uh, both Carissa and writer.

I would be tied with, Hey
sues for their season score.

Wow.

So it would be five and
six against five and six.

And I like a little bit of
chaos in my cousin rivalry.

So that would be delightful
for me personally.

Wow.

. What are your thoughts, Gabby?

Ooh.

I mean, he sues.

I love you.

You sing super well, but I really
want Chris and today that to have

this one, They've been working so
hard and look at their projections.

Um, I think maybe his
suit should just forfeit.

I don't even know if you can.

Like you should try.

Okay.

All right.

Good.

There you have it forfeit.

Just lay down and die.

Give it all up.

All right.

And then, uh, Scott's
tots versus Hulk smash.

This to me is the
sleeper game of the week.

Both have very high projections.

Uh, and smashes already starting
strong, like his running

back scored 33 last night.

So, uh, I think he might be
able to finish strong as well,

So.

Gabby your thoughts.

Yeah.

I mean.

Natasha girl, I would
put this into prayer.

He was already 33.8 and you're at zero.

And I truly believe at an underdog story.

But just, you know, work your, you
know, your minister of magic of

prayer, whatever you're doing today
and just, you know, ask the Lord to

help you not answering the phone.

That's what she's doing.

She's not which.

Natasha.

I pick up the phone and Natasha.

So, I don't know.

I think this might be James Tucker's.

When, all right.

Let's find out.

And then lastly, me M a home it's
oh, there's the minister of the day.

Let's go ahead and answer this.

Hello.

Oh, hi, this is Natasha calling.

I'm Saddleback's minister
of the day office.

Hello, Natasha.

Uh, my name is James Browning.

And I have a good map.

Question regarding our fantasy
football league, you are being

recorded for the podcast right now.

I just want you to know.

That is standard.

Because I need to talk to a minister of
the day about Hoke, smashes, um, Markley.

Off last night.

We literally were just talking.

Uh, Thursday night players.

I'm sick of it.

So go ahead, judge.

In the, uh, in the, uh, well booth
with me today is yo Gabby, Gabby.

And, um, We specifically called
because she needs, we are appealing

to a higher, uh, higher counseling.

Uh, about her team.

So she we've already made some changes
in some tweaks, but we would love it.

If you could kind of take a little
peek at our team and see if there's

any, any advice that you could give us.

Please.

Yeah.

Yes, please hold.

I'm logging in.

Football draft out.

Official M O D of the NFL.

Wow.

This basically makes you
like an NFL chaplain.

Right now.

Yeah, it does.

Yeah.

I am.

Okay.

I am.

It let's see now.

Yo Gabby.

Gabby, do we actually.

Our roster.

And make changes.

Historically, she has not.

Okay, look.

There, there was stuff that happened
in my life and I just did not

have time to sit down and play
fantasy football is number one.

And.

Yeah.

Mod NFL chaplain.

I highly recommend that.

Your fantasy team above.

Everyone else.

When you said I am second.

And that Bible study.

Amen.

Second to the fantasy football.

No.

Priorities.

I'm sorry, I should have known.

I'll do better.

I'll do better moving forward.

Yeah.

Okay.

Also, I noticed we have
two injured reserve player.

Ping up bench spaces.

I mean, I'm a rep that doesn't
look like a good choice.

Okay.

So I will say Pacheco, honestly, he
should have been in the IRS spot.

The whole year, but.

Um, She he's getting ready to come back.

Like he was actually removed
from the IRL list on Tuesday.

So the, he, I don't think he's going to
play this week, but it's at the any point.

In the week or in the season
now that he could come back.

So I would keep him out.

Zach Moss, honestly, I don't know.

Drop him.

Yeah.

With all due respect.

I'm reading the recent news
and it does say, well, mom,

The rest of the regular season.

He won't need surgery.

So.

Wouldn't we want to just drop him.

It's actually just drop him then.

Yeah.

Cause he's not playing football anymore.

Oh, then maybe he can try Zoomba.

I had a trainer one time saying.

Commentator on the mod
NFL wine and here with me.

Just, you know, when they don't play or
they retire, they become a commentator.

So yeah.

The NFL mod table.

I don't know who this tank guy is.

He's questionable, but I'm really big
on picking players based on their name.

Like I have a Calvin,
cause my husband's named.

Calvin.

Oh, and I have a Debo because
of bill from Friday movies.

So.

I think he has to stay
because his name's dank.

He used, suggested I do tank.

Yeah.

But honestly, she could just pick up.

Jamison Williams, maybe.

He is on waivers.

He is only projected for nine, but he is
back from a performance enhancing drugs.

Uh, suspension.

Oh, so.

He.

We know that he is in it to win it.

Yes.

Yeah.

Was he with.

Um, what's his name?

Rogers was he in the room?

I think it was a standard
performance enhancing drugs.

Hm.

Maybe they shouldn't be illegal.

Um, can I I'll just add him, right?

Cause that's like a 9.9 projection.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, you can.

Natasha tots.

Uh, we'd love your.

Projections.

Can you do a quick run through of your
picks for each of the games this week?

I'm going to say, let's go,
let's start with my matchup.

Scott's tots and team hoax smash again.

I.

I expressed my bitterness
towards two Thursdays in a row.

I've had.

Somebody just break out last week.

SCUP at master killed with Mr.

Shea.

This week team Hulk smash killed me on
a Thursday with, uh, what was his name?

Barkley.

Yeah.

Uh, it could go either way,
depending on how my team performs.

So that's still a draw right now.

Scott's tops and.

Tim Hulk smash.

All right.

Optimism.

Master and Phoenix sun.

I'm really scared of
Sarina and I'm number one.

America, the Phoenix suns.

I mean, the fact is also.

I never bet against them.

She plays.

To win.

I respect about her.

So.

A little bit of both.

Yeah.

She also will offer help, but not
from a villain standpoint, like other

people who come in and try to steal,
I mean, your player multiple times.

Even though they're rejected.

Um, I made a couple of
trade offers for Divo.

Genuinely because I forgot.

I had already made a trade offer for diva.

Right.

That's villainous behavior.

Um, the Bradley bears.

Uh, no offense, yo Gabby,
Gabby, um, you know, we're

trying to make some tweaks mid.

Ish.

The last 11th hour tweaks.

So I'm.

You know, The Bradley bears is another
one that I get nervous when I go

up against, so I wish you the best.

Um,

You know next week and
you'll get it next weekend.

Next next weekend.

Yeah.

NFL mod.

I got you.

Um, Okay.

Char NAR and St.

Because.

Yeah, char.

And ours probably going to go when
I feel like Saint Claus and yo

Gabby, Gabby kind of sit at the bar.

Oh wait.

And country road takes my homestay.

I'll pick up the bottom.

Right.

Yeah.

As Turner wins, which
she is projected to win.

Then she and St.

Clauses will be tied.

It'll be cousin chaos.

Did I hit that?

I oh.

And then, uh, let's see.

Yeah, I mean, Germans lifeguards, you,
you have to win because I don't want

you to fall into the deep ocean that
even M O D N F Eller can fall into.

When you lose to country
road, take my homes.

So I will lift you up in prayer that you
don't let them get their second wind.

They're not projected to allow that
to happen, but neither was I, and.

Yeah.

You just go dark for a little while
you can't even teach kids about Jesus.

You're so dark.

I just pray that doesn't happen.

All right.

Well, speaking of dark, uh, as we
were going to have to let you go

into just a quick moment, but, uh,
we would appreciate your prayers.

Gabby is currently 39,894 in line
for tickets to my chemical romance.

It's the blood parade to.

Are you serious?

Yes.

Eva was not a phase.

Ever and ever.

No, no, not being emo.

He's joking about how
far in line you are from.

I am.

And I really want tickets
because they start off.

Uh, like $80, which isn't bad, but
that's at the Dodger stadium and

that's like one of my least favorite.

Stadiums to.

'cause I went to go see Elton John there.

Um, which is amazing.

But it's like the worst.

Yeah.

I was like 30 minutes late to that
concert because he started early.

I love how this is a, my chemical romance.

Concert line and we're
seeing many of the debts.

I mean, Elton John just
goes well with that.

I was thinking.

Gabby.

Oh, well, you're going to have to, you're
going to have to call the, uh, mod DJ

hotline for prayer for the concert.

This is strictly the NFL.

Mod line.

My bad, my bad.

But yes, prayers prayers
for my chemical romance.

Maybe you should call the Tuttle rock.

That seems like it.

Make more sense.

No she's prime microphone
and two, two right now.

No interrupting there right now.

It's 10 0 3.

They are onstage.

Speaking of starting promptly.

They are.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

And as this is a mod hotline, I
may need to give some, uh, weekend

results to other individuals calling.

So I'm going to need to
wrap up our time right now.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Well, thank you for your assistance.

We really appreciate it.

And, uh, have a great weekend.

Buying Natasha.

And also with you guys.

Good luck.

All right.

Bye.

Bye.

All right there.

You have it.

That was a minister of the day.

Gavi is now prepped and while
she's still protected to lose,

it is only by 0.2 points.

Hey, that's, that's not that that helps
my self esteem that's as 50 50 as it gets.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

And you're currently in the lead by three.

Way to go.

Yay.

All right with that.

We're going to wrap it up.

Good luck out there, everyone.

And thanks for joining me, Gabby.

Thank you.

I love you guys so much.

One-on-one.

Bye.