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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem powered by Jalisco's, the podcast. The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem is powered by Jalisco's. What up, peaches? I know you're as shocked as I am when it comes to the Lakers and the Mavericks trade. Yeah.
Sure. Who who'd they trade? The Lakers got rid of one of their, better players, Anthony Davis. Mhmm. They trade and the Dallas Mavericks traded like their superstar to the Lakers.
Okay. And there's a lot of people speculating, you know, the ratings are bad for the NBA. They need to feed the Lakers to get people to watch again. Also, Luka Doncic, I guess, is now the seventh heaviest player in the NBA. He's at two hundred and seventy pounds.
Is his conditioning is that bad or whatever? Something like that. But imagine being six foot seven and you're the the seventh heaviest player in the NBA. Well, I mean, if you're six foot seven, you're gonna be kinda heavy anyway. Right?
You're you're big. Most NBA players are incredibly skinny. That's true. Look at Chet Holmgren. He looks like Abraham Lincoln.
Chet Holmgren. Yeah. What a name. C h e t space h o l m g r e n. Alright.
He does you know, if he grew the beard out just a little bit more in that picture, Yeah. He's got kind of an Abraham Lincoln. Who is the heaviest player currently in the NBA? I kinda wanna know. Yeah.
That guy, he does look like if Jay Davis was a basketball player. This guy's like a skeleton. Did Jay get stretched out? Yeah. He's about seven foot one, and he's, like, one hundred and eighty pounds or something like this.
You know, I've got it figured out, Peaches. If the ratings are down for the NBA, what they need to do is you gotta find one of your star player like, who's a a pretty big star in the modern NBA? I mean, Giannis Antetokounmpo. There's, Steph Curry's old now. LeBron's also extremely old.
He's 40. Alright. Well, who's young and single? Because Young and single. We need one of these dudes to hook up with Sabrina Carpenter.
Probably Devin Devin Booker. Go. Devin Booker. Go go go. Let me let me look at Devin Booker here.
He lives in Phoenix. He plays for the Phoenix Suns. Who knows? Taryn might live right by him. Alright.
I have never seen this guy before. He's, how how tall is this guy? Six seven? Six seven. Another really tall guy.
He's not tall in the NBA, Victor. That's that's not tall. That's a guard. Oh, that's just normal NBA size, six foot seven. Yeah.
That's a point guard type thing. He's a shooting guard, actually. Alright. So if he's a single dude, what he needs to do is hook up with pop star. And Sabrina Carpenter is, like, four foot eleven.
Yeah. Well, you know, Shaq hooked up with any random person. They're gonna appear short. So this guy who hooks up with any girl, she's gonna look short. Might as well go for, all four foot eleven Sabrina Carpenter because it worked out for the NFL.
You know, Taylor Swift has to be boosting their ratings. So NBA. What about Chapel Roan? Now? Sure.
One of these big pop stars, you just gotta get your NBA you know, get your teammates out to the to the concert, get that backstage pass and be like, hey. How's it going? How about, go out on a day? And then, you know, the NBA goes viral for the same reasons the NFL does. I goo I Google searched it.
Zach Eady is the heaviest player. He's seven foot one, three hundred and five pounds. Hook him up with Sabrina Carpenter. That will be, you know, that that'll be big news. The Internet will go crazy.
So One of the biggest things that was hilarious though is that, Luka Doncic was, eligible for the Supermax extension with the Mavericks. I don't know what any of this means. But now since they traded him, he can't get his five year three hundred and fifty million dollar contract. He can only get five years two hundred and twenty six million dollars. Oh, no.
Isn't that crazy? And then Texas also doesn't have a state income tax, and they sent him to LA where the taxes were, you know, the complete worst. So he's only gonna make a few hundred million in history. I know. Poor guy.
Only a few hundred million, and he has to pay taxes like like the rest of us. The Dallas team's so mad right now. There was a bunch of fans that delivered a coffin to the outside of the Mavericks center where the where the Mavericks play. Yeah. The noon hour of madness and mayhem is powered by Jalisco's.
Sounds like you had a similar weekend to me. You said you sat around playing video games. You cleaned up my place. Yeah. Got some stuff done.
I did put my Christmas ornaments away. Wow. My Christmas decorations, I finally February. It was February 2. Yes.
I got them put into the totes and put away in the garage. So my, house looks pretty much normal. It's kind of still cluttered and a little bit messy, but not too bad. And then I, powered through the rest of, The Last of Us part two. You know, I hadn't played that game in a few years, and I forgot so much of the story that I'm like, alright.
I think I'm pretty close to the end of the game. Then about one in the morning, Saturday night, I'm finally done. Like, oh, okay. Alright. There was a lot more to it.
Game was, as good, if not better than I remember it. Now what what did you say you were playing with your friends? Oh, the Jackbox party pack. We're playing, like, FIBBGE and Quiplash and all that. You can press the button.
Those were fun. Now are those available on, like, all different, gaming platforms? Well, if one person has it, all you have to do is stream your screen. That's right. And then I can just join on my phone with a room code.
Okay. That's what I was doing. I've played that, like, once before and it it was pretty fun for There's some wild games on there. There was Joke Island where it gives you, like, you have to type in all these different words like Mad Libs in the beginning. Okay.
And then it'll give you a phrase and then it includes three of the words that people have wrote down and then you have to complete the joke. And if it's funny, people vote for it and Okay. At the very end, you can rewrite somebody else's joke. And then if you score more votes than they did, you get all the points. Okay.
So sorta similar to Cards Against Humanity, I guess, in in a way. Somewhat. Yeah. Okay. Then press the buttons very just like Among Us where we're like, you're an a two people are aliens.
Everyone else is human. You have to try to vote off the aliens. Okay. And I was the alien the whole time, and I just kept quiet. They kept accusing each other.
And then I voted off one guy that they kept accusing. Right on. Yeah. The only multiplayer game I played recently was the new, Mario Party, and I hate that game. Mario Party is one of my favorites.
They said the Mario game that I hate is the, the Mario Super Smash Brawl, whatever that game is. Oh, I mean, I'm not a big fan of that either because I'm not good at it. But Mario Party, like, I can do fine at all the minigames, but I have the worst luck. It's like when I go gambling. You land on the Bowser space and you lose your stars?
Yeah. I I roll a one every time. I get so mad. I always because they'll give out extra awards at the end and whatever the award is for the person who moved the fewest spaces. That's always me.
I just cannot, you know, roll the dice in that game and get anywhere. You know? I'll crush it in the mini games unless I'm playing against Taryn and Matty. You know? Younger people got better reflexes.
Yeah. I get it. You know? No. If they wanna play some old school games, I'll stomp them down.
Okay. Yeah. That that's right. It goes. That's right.
The way the world works. You wanna play some original Super Mario Bros. I'll show you how it's done, kids. It would be fun to play you against NBA two k or against in an NBA two k. I I bet I'd do terrible because I've never played.
Yeah. It'd be fun to watch you break all the break all the rules. I was never never very good at, sports games. Like, even NBA Jam. I just wasn't very good at it.
That's a fun one. Used to play it a lot, but, I don't know. Okay. Mario Golf. I'm pretty good at Mario Golf.
That? That's that's a fun game. I've heard it is. Yeah. It is really fun.
You would think a golf game would be, you know, boring, but it it's pretty fun. I I like a laid back game. That's something I discovered. I we talked about it last week, you know, playing The Last of Us. A good portion of that game, you can just wander around and try to find stuff, gather items.
I did install and, watch the very beginning part of, Far Cry five. Oh, good. So I got into, like, the plane crash or helicopter crash. Matthew McConaughey slash Jared Leto, the the villain guy? Joseph Seed.
Yeah. Yeah. So He looks silly, doesn't he? He he was talking to me in the airplane, you know, spouting some kind of, you know, brainwashing stuff at me or something, but I haven't got into the actual gameplay yet. Now is that the same company that makes, like, Fallout and Skyrim?
Is it Ubisoft? Yeah. No. Bethesda makes Okay. Fallout and Skyrim.
I just yeah. The, the way it was set up, I you know, the actual gameplay reminded me of those games. So Every follow every Far Cry game is the same. There's one ruthless leader. You have to slowly but surely gather a whole bunch of people and Okay.
Overthrow the guy or kill him. Alright. So I'm interested in it for sure, but, I didn't get a lot of time last night. So I just, yeah, went through the the intro and then, paused it and turned the TV off. And was like, I better go to bed so I can go to work.
Yeah. Yay. Yeah. But it was pretty late last night for me just playing that jack those jack box games. It was fun.
Well, good good, man. I I'm gonna have to pick those up. Can you get them on, like, PlayStation or is it, okay. You can give them to Xbox too. You can play on everything.
We can you can stream it and then people can actually participate in it and then they can also watch it. So if you if you stream it, people can just sit in the audience and then vote for their favorite answer to Well, once we get this room set up, which, I ripped just about everything off the desk so Jade and Tyler can, get to work, I can bring my camera home, and, I'm gonna stream on some TikTok. I think maybe I'll do it during the week. If not, this weekend, I gotta set my OBS up completely different at home, but, I'm gonna stream peaches. Finally.
Eight months later. Eight months later, I'm gonna stream and not even on the same platform. I think it's nine now. Yeah. Probably.
I I might stream on Twitch occasionally, but I think I'm gonna move to TikTok and YouTube. I think it's just easier for the average person to access. You know, Twitch has a kind of a niche user base. And if you're not a Twitch user, I don't know. I I think random people aren't gonna jump on the same as they would, like, YouTube.
No. I'm seeing a lot of TikTok livestreams, and they're they're they're popping. Yeah. TikTok livestream seems like where it's at. So soon.
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem is powered by Halisco's. What's up, peaches? I gotta give a shout out to Ray in the Life in Idaho Falls Facebook group. He does a, daily roundup now because of all the usual questions that frequently get asked in there. Yeah.
He was like, here's your daily roundup. East Idaho news is still your Gossip Central. If you are wondering, check there. Yes. The roads are wet this morning.
It snowed. You'll be fine. Seventeenth Street is also closed, and we all we all know it's the biggest go through the Walmart wait. The biggest inconvenience. The official path set by the public is still go through the Ammon Walmart parking lot because we all know it's the best suited for large flows of traffic.
Crumble is still remodeling. He just goes on and on and on about different businesses and know, those frequently asked questions about, like, what was that big boom? Why are there five cars in my five cop cars in my street? I saw three cop cars on my way back home yesterday. Do you think I went to the group and said, hey.
What are they doing on Insert Street name here? Or do you think I just let let it be? Dude, when I went to WinCo last night, there was a police car with, flashing lights at the edge of the parking lot down near, the Youth Ranch. Mhmm. Yeah.
That's where I saw them. Oh. It was three of them. Well, right in front of, the Family Dollar. Yeah.
I almost texted cop car. What's happening? It must have multiplied by the time I got there because up there's three or four of them. So I you know what I did? I I went and got my groceries and went home.
Oh, nice. I know. I know. I totally forgot to post in the Life in Idaho Falls group about it. Old people are so snooty, man.
It's it's crazy. Now you said shout out to Ray, but did he mention K Bear? You know, and us doing things that, you know, playing. Well, then shame on Ray. If you're gonna talk about the overused stuff on Life in Idaho Falls, you have to mention Kaye Bear.
Oh, really? They're in common saying, yeah, z one zero three is the only thing coming close to a hip hop station that you'll get. Yeah. Yeah. We need some, radio station comments for sure.
Alright. Well, I would imagine that even though Ray made that post, people are still gonna post those same dumb questions over and over. Of course. We we we emphasize things all the time, and we still get asked those questions, work about those answers. Yeah.
It's been really funny you mentioned, East Idaho News. But just watching the, people lose their minds at East Idaho News report the news. Oh, yeah. Like, here's the news. It's like, they're just reporting the news, everybody.
Mhmm. Settle down. Settle down a little bit. Yeah. I I had a great weekend social media free.
I, you know, I know it's not helping our radio station to not be on there and finding fun stuff to post, but it's helping my mental health a lot to just not look at it. I just posted, hey. It's my four year anniversary. That's and that was it. See that post and gave you a way to do your job, he just And then Andy Matter put wrecked as a com as a reply to that.
I he's not a regular listener, I guess, so doesn't get the, joke there. Peaches, we got some cue the outrage today. Nice. Okay. It's Grammy related, and it doesn't even have to do with the, rock and metal categories for once.
Apparently, I think she's an actress. Who? Bianca Senzori. Oh, the, the wife or girlfriend of Kanye West. I just saw an article pop up saying that both of them were escorted out of the award ceremony because she showed up nude practically.
Well, that's what, the outrage was about. Apparently, she wore some kind of a giant black fur coat, and then she took it off and had basically just a see through mesh dress. It was like a leotard. Yeah. And you I mean, you looking at the picture that they have blacked out, like Not TMZ.
TMZ posted the full video. Of course. I saw every angle. I'm alright. Lady.
Well, it doesn't look like she's wearing any clothes, but there's an image that shows a a kid peeking around the side. I don't know who this kid is, but oh, no. This kid saw a pretty much naked woman. He's what's gonna happen to him now? Peaches is life's over.
Enjoy him. I don't know. Yeah. People are very upset about this. If you're going to bring your kids to the Grammys, there is going to be revealing clothing at the Grammys.
Well, also, they like to be weird with it too. I mean, Kanye and Bianca, weird people. You're right about that. Weird attracts weird. But, I mean, this isn't the first time I've seen some type of a dress worn by a celebrity that you could see everything.
Mhmm. You know? So if you don't want your kids to see that, you don't take them to these kind of events. Right? But, no, it's it's easier to just raise a ruckus on the Internet and scream and yell.
Did you see the actual Poppy at the Grammys too? Yeah. Not that Courtney, but the other one? Yeah. That interview with Courtney was pretty funny when the, red carpet interviewer is like, alright.
We're here with rock superstar Poppy. And Courtney just pretended she was Poppy. But she has a great sense of humor too. Yeah. But you can tell, like, everyone in the community is just bashing her, the the interviewer on YouTube or Facebook and stuff.
Well, yeah. You should, Know who you're talking to. Yeah. Well, the rock and metal categories, people just don't care about them. They don't broadcast them on the show.
They were at the very bottom of every list. Like, it took me multiple articles to find out this morning who won those categories because, like, CBS, they didn't report it. I posted the photo. Beyonce won everything. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I saw that. But I posted the photo of Courtney and Mike just smiling, and it says, like, we lost to Gojira. It's all that it was. Yeah.
Well, and if Gojira didn't win. Like, I like all all the songs represented. Knocked Loose with Poppy is a great, great song. The bigger crime was Brian Garris' shoe choice. Did you see that?
No. But it's it was like those, Air Spartacus sandals with socks below them. Let's see if we can find a picture of them here. Brian Garris, Grammys. Knock yeah.
Knocks loose Grammys, red carpet or something. Alright. Let's go to the news here. There's Chapel Roan. Yeah.
Scroll down to the full knock loose band picture. That's where I saw it. Are these in oh, they're in alphabetical order. Shout out to Pitchfork for making things easy. Alright.
J k. It might just be Not. Singular people on what what you're looking at. They're gonna go right there right there. They're not Look at Brian's shoes.
Yeah. His overall looks kinda They look kinda weird, don't they? They do look kinda weird. They look they look like LA vegans altogether. Oh, so funny, you know, because you you post this picture.
Alright. If you you know the old meme when it would have the guy with the nerdy glasses, if the front man looks like this, you're gonna die in the pit? If the guitarist looks like this, yeah. Yeah. If the band looks like this, you're going to die in the pit.
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