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Welcome to the show where nothing is off the table. "The SmokePit" is a place where we talk about any and everything. From celebrities acting out on social media, to serious social topics. We even have the occasional "One Gotta Go" debates as well as monthly brackets that members of our group participate in. Yes, ladies and gents, welcome to 'The SmokePit' where we stay talking about things that would come up at your job's watercooler or smoke pit. Feel free to join in the weekly conversations by joining the "Smokepit Podcast Fan Group" on Facebook.
We just had to do a a sigh of a sigh of relief preparing ourselves for this shit. What up, ladies and gentlemen? Y'all know what it is. The name McDowell is here. Mac aka your boy and my man, Black Mac.
Mac:A lot to talk about
Blak:this week. Oh, yes.
Mac:A lot of laughs. Some seriousness will come into play. Obviously, we we have yet to give our thoughts on, Rachel Gunn. You may know her as Ray Gunn, the apparent best breakdancer in all of, all of Australia and all of the, oceanic, Oceania region. We'll we'll we'll share our thoughts on that one, as well as we got a couple things on a who's man or not whose man's, but, what did I just watch?
Mac:Couple of things that, got our attention over there on the, the gram of Insta. Oscar De La Hoya finally opening up about his infamous, all body, fishnet bodysuit. You know, he's he sat down with, Shannon Sharp and talked about that and figured it'd be something we'd share our thoughts on as well as a, a judge who decided to put teenager in handcuffs and threatened her with jail time because she fell asleep in his courtroom while they were on a field trip. So, share our thoughts on that. And then finally, we welcome a, the prodigal son back to, whose mans?
Mac:If you are if you are frequent to the the the fan group, you know exactly who we're talking about. And if you're just a regular listener of the podcast, I'm pretty sure y'all could put 2 or 2 together for you who it is. But, all that and more. Episode 1 a. You know what?
Mac:We're halfway to 300 out this bitch, man.
Blak:Yeah, man. Yeah.
Mac:Halfway to 300 out here. I never would never would have thought that we could have made it. Remix. But, but, all that and more, episode 150 of the smoke pit starts right now.
Blak:Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night. Come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off.
Blak:It's been a long week. Come relaxing. Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions.
Blak:I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Macky Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.
Mac:Yep. Y'all know what it is. Friday night mood is right. Dynamic duo of black and Mack on your screens again this Friday night. Hopefully, ushering the weekend, for all our patrons.
Mac:And then, starting off your work week with a laugh for everybody else who, supports us. We appreciate it. How's your week been, bro?
Blak:Not too bad, bro. It's it's it's been a busy week. I'm I'm always glad for those. Interesting week. We had an interesting week.
Blak:So ready to laugh. Ready to laugh. Let's get let's get this show on and let the snap, boy. This is gonna this might be the an all time for tonight. I'm letting everybody know.
Blak:This this one tears might be an all time.
Mac:Tears will be shed. Abs will be formed. Yes. Breath will be lost. All of the good things that come with with laughter.
Mac:We'll put it that way. We'll put it that way. But yeah. Yeah. I'm I'm ready to get in in into the shenanigans here.
Mac:You know what? Leading into this, I was like, man, it'll probably come to me. So, like, by the time we get the final shots and stuff, it it'll come back to me. But, I fucked around and I got this big ass cup. I was like, oh, I wonder how much this shit can hold.
Mac:So I had a bottle of pineapple soju, and I'm just like, poured in there. I'm like, You know? It takes the whole bottle. I'm like, oh, shit. I gotta make something else in here.
Mac:So, put some orange soda in there, and that's what we got going on over here. I don't have a shot. I forgot to put the shot together, but I'll just take a a sip out of my adult sippy cup here. I do that. I know you over there on the, the.
Mac:Yep. So, you got a toast for the people, man?
Blak:I do.
Mac:Oh. Yeah. I do it. It's a very special I do it. I do it.
Mac:Alright. Go ahead. It's a
Blak:very special one. Two words, strap in. Cheers.
Mac:If you know, you know. Salud, my boy. Oh, that is dangerously good. I hope it's the, I hope it's the lesser, concentrated soju. You know, you hit a miss you hit a miss with them things, bro.
Mac:Yeah. One bottle be fucking a a fucking Mike Tyson right hook. Next one be Glass Joe. Is this? Why don't you have standards in this country?
Mac:Oh, man. But, as we promised, ladies and gentlemen, or we kinda talked about it last week. The Olympics, a lot of story lines coming from that one. Last time we talked about it was before actually, you know, we could have talked about it last Friday, but we did a Wednesday show because I had something on Friday. Leading into the final bit of the Olympics, we had, Rachel Gunn, a k a Ray Gunn.
Mac:And, she kinda set the set the Internet ablaze with her, her b boy routine or breakdancing routine, b girls, b boys, all of that stuff. And, not in the way that she thought she was gonna set it ablaze. So without further ado, I think it's time that we sit down and talk about this shit in a house meeting, y'all.
Blak:Let let's do it.
Mac:I think we need to have a house meeting y'all. So Rachel Gunn is, is out here feeling a type of way that her online hate has been devastating to her. This is from, ESPN. Right? So if you don't know, if you haven't been under a rock or anything like that, Rachel Gunn went to represent Australia in the Olympics in their inaugural showing of breakdancing as an Olympic game over in Paris this past week, and she danced 2 rounds and scored 0 both rounds.
Mac:Me as a non break dancer, just like a lot of these things from the Olympics, I can't fucking do. Therefore, I cannot judge. I could just be like, oh, that shit is that shit didn't look right, or, oh, shit. You know, they killing it. You know?
Mac:That's all I could do, and then it goes to the judges after that. More specifically, like, when it comes to, like, the diving shit, like, I just motherfuckers do whatever, and then they hit. And if I don't see a splash, I'm like, oh, that shit. That's a 10. And then judges be like, no.
Mac:It's 875. I'm like, alright. I'll take your word for it. To me, that's a 10, but same thing with gymnastics and all that shit. Motherfuckers do 8,000 flips in the air, fall, and they take a little hop on the landing.
Mac:I'm like, shit. You did it. 10. They, like, up, deducted this my hey. You do your thing.
Mac:When it came to this breakdancing thing, however, I confidently sat in my chair and was like, that's a 0. And I was right. Confidently. That's a motherfucker 0.
Blak:Who taught her?
Mac:Who gave you this? What if I told you it was her husband, her coach? But that's neither here nor there. We're getting ahead of ourselves. So I'll just start this off with, with with this little bit.
Mac:Australian breakdancer, Rachel Gunn, said the backlash she has received since competing at the Paris Olympics has been devastating and asked for privacy for herself and her family and friends. I really appreciate the positivity, and I'm glad I was able to bring some joy into your lives. That's what I hoped, that you did. I didn't realize that would also open the door to so much hate, which has frankly been pretty devastating. I went out there and I had fun.
Mac:I did take it very seriously. I worked my butt off preparing for the Olympics, and I gave it my all, truly, she said. The Australian Olympic Committee earlier on Thursday condemned an online petition calling for an investigation into gun selection for the Paris Olympics, saying it contained falsehoods aimed at inciting hatred against her. The Australian Olympic Committee chief executive, Matt Carroll, said the petition had stirred up public hatred without any factual basis, adding that it was vexatious, misleading, and bullying. Peril statement also said Gunn, who is 36, had been selected through a transparent and independent qualification event and nomination process.
Mac:You know, I'll end it with this. Gunn asked for privacy saying, I'd really like to press to please stop harassing my family and friends, the Australian breaking community, and the broader street dance community. Everybody has been through a lot as a result of this. So I ask you to please respect their privacy. So I'll end it with this, Black.
Mac:You said there were some things that that kinda like the the humorous level, everybody gets it. Right? You're saying that there's a deeper a deeper, discussion that needs to be had about this. What is that?
Blak:It's so this goes back to the reason breaking is on the Olympics. Right? Breaking and I I need everybody to understand, like, this is one of the the fundamental elements of hip hop.
Mac:Mhmm.
Blak:It's when hip hop was created, it was created with with breaking was a part of that. It it had it in mind. That was the community. You had that the music DJing, the culture, the art, stuff like that. Right?
Blak:So for that to be on the Olympics is huge in the sense of black culture and the impact of black culture. That you can have this on a world stage, people from the world from the world over, you know, they they come, they do their best at these events. And that is representative of something that black culture has given to the world. Like, on that scale, it's huge. Mhmm.
Blak:So to have that represented by so many countries, like, that's a it's a it should be a
Mac:proud moment
Blak:for a lot of black people
Mac:Yes.
Blak:To have that representation. Right? Because that came from America, that came from the black people in America.
Mac:Yep.
Blak:When the commune when the community started hip hop. So to have that potentially seen as made a mockery of is is kinda like a slap in the face to that culture, to that history, and everything that it gave to the world because it allowed so many people, even the people in the Olympics. It allowed them a chance to get out of a situation they were in potentially and contribute their art to the world and be seen as something serious. This is a very serious event for for a lot of folks, and I don't want that message to get lost in the humor, because it can be tone deaf after a while. But on the basis of it, like, that should be the most important thing.
Blak:Now once she fucked up and did what she did, I'm not even gonna say she fucked up because I don't
Mac:know Australia's coach. So I'm just gonna say it
Blak:didn't look right. But but, you know, putting that putting it out there like that, like, if it was a mockery, I'm not saying it is, but if it was a mockery, then, yeah, you should never come back to the office.
Mac:Well, I remember reading something, and and I don't know if people are just being facetious, but she has a PhD in in break dancing or or something.
Blak:In, cultural cultural studies. That's she has a PhD, I think.
Mac:Cultural studies? Oh, no. What is Rachel Gunn's PhD? She holds a PhD in cultural studies and a BA in contemporary music. So I guess this so the biggest thing that a lot of people are bringing in the the question and the the the ESPN article kinda hit on it was her route to get to the Olympics.
Mac:People were looking at her performance in the Olympics like, how the hell is a 2 week gathering of the best of the best in certain disciplines, gathered every 4 years, and this is this is it. You know, and and I a 100% agree. Just because you're the best person in your region, which some people are doubting based on the, you know, admission fees and travel costs and all of that other stuff in order for all the the regions of Oceania, which is all these islands in the Pacific Ocean to fly and gather in one place to do this. Like, it's not cheap. So she was financially able to do this.
Mac:Right? Raise money or whatever. Right? And she won the competition. But my thing is just because you won that competition, do you deserve to go to the Olympics?
Mac:Case in point. Pick a random country, any, like we'll we'll say, Denmark. Right? For whatever reason. They may have a dude in Denmark that's the fastest dude in Denmark.
Mac:Right? Runs the 100 meter dash in, like, 11 3. Fastest dude in their country. You know what Denmark's not gonna do? Send that dude to the Olympics to run against people that run that shit in sub 95, sub 97 because why?
Mac:When you know when the bar is this, like, when you look at the the world record for, like was it, like, Usain Bolt with 952 or some shit like that? Mhmm. And you running this shit at 11:3. Like, you cooking everybody in Denmark, But there's other people that bro, you ain't cooking the people that are going to the Olympics, my boy. And that should have been the thing with with Rachel.
Mac:Like, yeah, you won this contest, but, like, I'm a show you some YouTube clips of these motherfuckers from Japan, these motherfuckers from South Korea, these motherfuckers from the US, these motherfuckers from Brazil. Like, do you think you could beat these guys? And be honest with yourself, Rachel. Did you think he was gonna go there? Like, if your whole goal of going to the Olympics is to win gold.
Mac:You gotta be honest with yourself. Like, black, you if if you was out there, you lifting these weights. Right? And you're like, man, I can, you know, whatever, you know, lift this much. Like, I'm feeling pretty good.
Mac:They're like, hey, man. You're pretty strong. You wanna try out for the Olympics? What would you say?
Blak:I would say no. Because I can be strong, but if a motherfucker like Mark Henry walks out that bitch, I'm cooked, bro.
Mac:Like Brian even gonna lift after this nigga. Like, what do you want me to do?
Blak:I'm cooked. That's like but that's like, Sha'Carri Richardson. Right?
Mac:Yeah.
Blak:Fastest woman in the US. Right? Mhmm. But people knew going into the Olympics, like, she had some she has some competition out there. Yeah.
Blak:The gold wasn't it wasn't guaranteed for her. Mhmm. Like, she's fast. She worked her ass off, but at the end of the day, she still didn't get the gold.
Mac:Right. And and that's the beauty of it because I think up until the Olympics, throughout the year, she was the she had recorded the fastest 100 meter time this year for women. Right. Through all the meets and all the world trials and stuff like that. So they're just like, she has a shot.
Mac:She's been running and competing in the world trials across the the the the planet, and she's been ranking pretty high. So she is a legit contender for the gold. And then you get there, and, you know, other people step their game up, and you maybe not have it all in you. You know what I'm saying? So things happen.
Mac:My question would be, like, I know the breakdancing thing is is is worldwide. Like, there's different competitions around the planet. Like, why are those motherfuckers not in the Olympics? I grant maybe they asked somebody. It was like, nah.
Mac:Because for the culture, I'm not out here to, you know, commercialize it or anything. I don't know why they said no, or even if they were approached. But based on what I have seen in dance competitions, breaking competitions, even in the states, let alone, like, worldwide breaking tournaments, and what I saw in the Olympics, fam. Like, what are we doing? Like, that may be the first and last time that is in the Olympics.
Mac:And a lot of people are just, you know, a 100% just going in, making fun of breakdancing, talking about how it's not really a sport, and it's not. It's a fucking it's they're the Olympic games, not the Olympic sports. Like, there are sports that are considered events in there, but, it's just a competition, any event, if you will. Right. That does take discipline, takes physical conditioning.
Mac:It it like, look at look at people who break dance. Like, they're they're not they're not out of shape. Let me just say that. Facts. The shit these people do, I'm like, they're damn near superheroes.
Mac:But I have a hard time feeling bad for her.
Blak:I do too.
Mac:And, oh, breaking is not on a sports program for 20 28 Los Angeles Olympics. So
Blak:That's that's heartbreaking, actually.
Mac:Actually, I we'll just make that
Blak:be in America.
Mac:Make that shit fucking an x games event or something. Right? Like, few things that young people are into get accepted at Olympics. I think when they brought snowboarding in over to the winter games, the the fucking half pipe tricks and all that stuff, like, people love that shit. The fucking big air, all the flips and stuff, people love that shit.
Mac:Breakdancing, I knew it was gonna fall flat. I knew it immediately. Like, bro, you you ain't bringing the right if you don't bring the right people, this shit ain't gonna work.
Blak:Right. Like, I needed to see Philippines in there. Like, I need I need I need Philippines, Japan, South Korea, USA. Maybe who else is known for that shit?
Mac:France has something to do
Blak:with it. Country I woulda had in there was probably Germany because I know and France.
Mac:Yeah. Bro, it's bro, I mean, you just Google. If you just YouTube the the last year's breaking I mean, you just look at them countries like, bro, why why these motherfuckers ain't coming through? You know, Japan sent some heavy hitters and shit. Like, there were actually great breaking routines, but this just took the fucking the cake because
Blak:It took the focus away from everything.
Mac:Yes. But yeah. So, her and her husband, I don't know his name, but he ends up being her coach, and they are both kinda, like, big in the breaking scene in Australia. So I'm not saying Australia doesn't have good break dancers. I'm pretty much saying, like, y'all didn't do enough.
Mac:Y'all didn't do your due diligence trying to find the best of the best from your country or from the region or anything like that. So I can see why bro, like, imagine being the person responsible for why this event is no longer in the Olympics. One and done. First time ever, breakdancing. You come out there and do this fucking ladies and gentlemen, I'll tell you what I I'll tell you what I got for you.
Mac:I'll tell you what I got for you. What if I told you I found her full breaking routine, and I am
Blak:ready to
Mac:oh, yes. Now I was trying to find it I was trying to find it on YouTube, but every time I found it, it was somebody doing a reaction so the motherfuckers talking over and this shit. And and that shit annoys me. I'm just like, bro, just just make some fucking
Blak:Show me the deal.
Mac:Yeah. I don't wanna hear you talking about this shit. Now the bad part is it's this fucking small oh, you know what? Hold on. I'm a make something work for us.
Mac:I'm a make it work. Uh-oh. No. You gotta work with me now. It's gonna be people won't be like, what's going on here?
Mac:Trust me. What that I do was oh, I do know what I'm doing. Here we go. Boom.
Blak:There it is.
Mac:Boom. Now let's see. Do this. Move it over here. Alright.
Mac:Now it's gonna be hard to see because I couldn't find it. It's only, uploaded in this, Instagram kinda real thing. But you'll get the gist of, her full potential, if you will. I don't know if this has a full screen mode. No.
Mac:It does not. Of course, it doesn't. But, Rachel Gunn, go ahead and, show us what you got, girl. Bro.
Blak:That's not that's not it.
Mac:She thought it was, though. She thought it was. The, the biggest move that that there's there's 3 main things that she does. One was that, that, roly poly, bug thing right there. Then she does, like, a, kangaroo hop, and then there's, like, this fucking thriller thing that she does that you guys
Blak:need to. Yeah. The maniac.
Mac:She's a maniac. Maniac. Oh, that's what that was. Is she that selected? But, Rachel, go ahead and, continue to cook for us there, girl.
Mac:First of all, I feel bad for the the hype man or the announcer, like, trying to find trying to find the the right time to be like, You know what I'm saying? Like
Blak:That one.
Mac:He was he was trying. You know? He was trying, but it just wasn't, it just wasn't doing it. Hit. Yeah.
Mac:It didn't hit. It didn't hit at all. I I can only imagine what was going through his head watching this shit. Like, oh my god.
Blak:Baby, no. What are you doing? No. Don't do that.
Mac:No, baby girl. No. Fam. That's enough of this shit, bro. Just
Blak:It's exactly what my son looked like when I told him he had to go to school Monday.
Mac:He said, what the hell my son look like? Oh, wow. I don't want it. Hey. Hey.
Mac:Just I'm like, what are we doing? What are we doing out here? This oh, ray gun. I don't know what to say. You know what?
Mac:I'm a try and be serious, bro. Like, I know last week we talked about, Makayla Skinner, which, editor's note, was not the Makayla I thought it was. Mikaela Maroney is still out here. Mikaela Maroney. There's 2 Mikaelas, obviously.
Mac:So Oh, nice. Mikaela Skinner was actually somebody that was, somebody totally different. But I'm a tell you like I told her. You know? Don't start nothing.
Mac:It won't be nothing. Right? Fact. You knew what the fuck you was capable of. You you knew you knew your ability.
Mac:Right? And you chose to get in the ring with the best of the best, knowing you had no business being there. So that is why people are on your ass. And for all the reasons Black said, this shit is serious to some people. Shit is a way of life.
Mac:This shit is a, it's not a lifestyle. It's not a hobby to them. It's it's something they believe in. One of the the 5 pillars of of fucking hip hop. Right?
Mac:And you out there just because you got a fucking PhD in cultural studies, which, you know, I would give you probably a slight, you know, maybe if it was like African American studies.
Blak:Right.
Mac:It's cultural. You know what I'm saying? Like, what culture was it? What culture was it that you studied? Exactly.
Mac:That's all I have to say. I I know it wasn't hip hop, so, I'll leave it at that. You know? So much for battle rap making it to the Olympics.
Blak:Oh my god. Sorry. You don't have a snack. Sorry, Smack.
Mac:No. I don't. Ray Gun fucked it up for us. Tagging won't be in the Grand Olympics or anything. You know?
Mac:It it it is what it is. Yeah. But, ladies and gentlemen, that will that that'll cover the house meeting. Ray Gun
Blak:Do better.
Mac:Again, I doubt people are threatening your family. Just can y'all just stop saying that?
Blak:Do that?
Mac:I'm not saying, hey. I'll do that.
Blak:Stop doing that.
Mac:The threats and the the the bullying of my family, nobody's bullying your family. We're bullying you, Reagan. Alright? Your family wasn't out there fucking looking like looking like roly polys and shit, bro. Yeah.
Mac:Dang, man. Looking like a kid where you're just like, alright. Let's head back to the hotel when you at Disney World. I I No. Just on the ground rolling around and shit.
Mac:Like, oh my god. Anyway, nobody, yeah. Could y'all stop doing that? That's all I'm saying, man. I'm I'm getting sick sick and tired of this shit, man.
Mac:And then when people's families really get threats, people are gonna be like, yeah. Right. Whatever.
Blak:Right.
Mac:Like, if you ain't taking screenshots and showing me these threats, shut the fuck up.
Blak:My family is being threatened as well. Stop. No. They ain't.
Mac:Nobody cares. And I've seen your husband's breakdancing videos. Y'all y'all belong together. Alright? I'll just say that.
Mac:I'll just say that. Alright? But, IG was a treasure trove this week with a lot of things we can talk about. So I think it's time for us to mosey on over to the, what did I just watch segment of, the show.
Booker:Tell me I did not just see that.
Mac:Oh, my God. So many things we could have chose today. So many things. Like, whose man could have easily been a this whole show.
Blak:It could have been a whose man.
Mac:Who's man? Just 4 of them. Bow bow bow bow. But I think we we it would have been a moot point because we all would have known who would have won this this competition. But we'll get to that.
Mac:We'll get to that. We will get to that. The first thing I wanna talk about is, like we were talking in the code opening. Oh, let me switch this back to what we do. Yeah.
Mac:So a Detroit judge put a teenager in a jail uniform and handcuffs to teach her a lesson for sleeping during a field trip to his courtroom. So we'll play the video, and then, we'll we'll discuss it. And then, of course, since it's from the shade room, we'll dabble into the, the comments there.
Reporter:Kenneth King, he stands by what he did, placing a 16 year old in handcuffs after she was allegedly misbehaving on a field trip in his courtroom.
Judge King:One thing you'll learn about my courtroom is that I'm not a toy. I'm not to be played with.
Reporter:What started out as an informational field trip with the greening of Detroit nonprofit Tuesday to the 36th district court in front of judge King
Judge King:This is the 36th district court for the city of Detroit. We do just about everything that happens in the city of Detroit.
Reporter:Quickly turned into judge King getting visibly agitated over a sleeping student in his courtroom.
Judge King:You fall asleep in my courtroom one more time and put me in the back of the stick.
Reporter:Judge King had her removed from the courtroom, but he told me that didn't fix her, quote, attitude. And that's when he pulled out the jail uniform and handcuffs.
Judge King:That's not something that normally happens, but I felt compelled to do it because I didn't like I
Reporter:spoke to judge But
Judge King:I felt compelled to do it because I didn't like the child's attitude.
Reporter:King says he was trying to teach the teenager a lesson on behavior and respect in court.
Judge King:I haven't been disrespected like that in a very long time.
Reporter:He then threatened the girl with jail time.
Judge King:I'm gonna go 60,
Judge King:but I felt Alright.
Mac:How are you feeling about this, Blaque?
Blak:I would be if I was that child's parent, I'd be visibly fucking him up. And I I would have to go to jail, bro. Like, I got you. Because if it's a field trip and I'm expecting my kid to come home and you put my kid in handcuffs, and I ask you what for? The fuck y'all didn't call me for?
Blak:You just gonna throw my kid in a in a fucking handcuffs and a jail outfit? I wish to fuck you, boy. I will beat your ass. Yeah. Bro.
Mac:That
Blak:is like, I I get you being I get you feeling disrespected.
Mac:I get that. Like, I get that. Mhmm.
Blak:But that's too much goddamn power, bro. That's too much power for you to be like, I'm just gonna put you in handcuffs. No. The fuck am I? Is is he still on the court?
Blak:That's that's wild.
Mac:That yeah. That that was my biggest like, let me just say this. I am I have been blessed to not have been in a situation where I'm in a courtroom in front of a judge. Like, I've talked to mag Magistrates and shit. Like, you know what I'm saying?
Mac:Right. For, like, juvenile shit long time ago. Long, long time ago. But never in a a situation where I'm sitting in front of a judge who's behind a bench and a bailiff and all this other stuff. Like, all of that shit.
Mac:Right? So a a lot of thing a lot of questions come to mind. Can like, does the judge have the authority to do that shit? Somebody that is not on trial to just be, like, put her in jail and put her in cuffs. Like, what what's the charge?
Mac:You know? That's just me. Like, I I I didn't know. Like, she wasn't holding, the the court in contempt or anything. There was no active trial going on.
Mac:She wasn't interrupting the the due process of somebody having a trial or anything. And to me, this is just a fucking fragile ass ego on this man. Like, whoever this king dude is, this is just wow. Kenneth King? Like, this shit is wild, bro.
Mac:Because one, you don't know you don't know what's going on in this girl's life. Like, why is she tired? Is is she not getting enough sleep at home? If she's not, what's the reason? Like, parents fighting, abusive stuff going on.
Mac:Is she trying to work while go to school because things are tight in the household and shit like that? And because she's sleepy, you're like, you're going to jail. Like, let me tell you. I know you're like, bro, I'm I'm whooping his ass, and and I'm a 100% on board with that, you know, ride out. We'll we'll ride on that motherfucker.
Mac:Right? Pause. Next thing would be Detroit. I know y'all been through enough. There's a lot of shit going on in Detroit.
Mac:Money wise, city was, like, in debt or something like a while back. I will say this. If I was that child's parents, y'all will be back in debt because I will sue. Whatever little payment plan y'all had to get out of debt, y'all better call that motherfucker right back because y'all going right back in that motherfucker, bro. So wait.
Mac:Wait. Wait. Eric says judges can do that. Contempt of court is a mis That is But there's no court. Trial.
Mac:There's no court, Eric. For people who are listening, Jen and EJ are in the comments. So Eric says, yes. Contempt of court is a misdemeanor and a fine. So if a trial was going on or something like that, I would consume that to be contempt.
Mac:Right? Contempt of court. Like, if you're just in a field trip and you're coming through and the judge is trying to describe what goes on at the 36th District Court. You know? And she's, like, falling asleep.
Mac:He's just like, woah. Not in my courtroom. Jail. Like, the fuck? This is this is a educational trip.
Mac:Why are you trying to send me to jail? So that would just be me. That I mean, in that and even if that was allowed, just because you can do it, should you do it? There's abuse of power. You know what I'm saying?
Mac:Yeah. There are checks and balances when you get in roles of authority. Like, you just can't because somebody walks in the courtroom, you have the robe. You just it's not your fucking kingdom to dictate. There's shit that keeps you in check from wilding the fuck out.
Mac:Like, if I'm a judge and somebody, like, rolls their eyes in the fucking back of the court, send that motherfucker to jail. I don't like that shit. Like, bro, you're not I I get it. You're a judge, but this ain't your kingdom. Right?
Mac:You're you're sworn in. You're supposed to uphold yourself to a certain standard and and lock in 16 year old kids up. Like, if it was scared straight program or something like that, bro, go all in.
Blak:By all means. Yeah.
Mac:By all means. But if I sign a permission slip for my kid to go and learn about what the 36th district does, and she calling me, you have a collect call from Detroit County Jail. That's that's your first thing?
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:She ain't got no money on the books, man.
Blak:That's the first question. Why are you calling me Colette?
Mac:She ain't got no money on the books. So EJ says, the judge was absolutely in his feelings and had a hurt ego, and that there was absolutely no reason to do that. But yeah. But I'm a 100%. Hey.
Mac:Call the school immediately. So my kid went on a field trip with your school, and, I was expecting them back at 3:30. It is, 7:30, and I get a call from the jail, and it's my kid. Wow. So Eric says they can hold anyone in their court in contempt.
Blak:That is crazy for any reason.
Mac:But then I I'm hoping that they not investigate, but look into each time they do that because you just can't have somebody. Like I said, just this motherfucker came in in a green tie. Consent. Get your ass to fuck up out my court. Goddamn.
Mac:This judge is wild out here. The honorable judge Willie McCoy. Goddamn it. What's nobody knows what's gonna piss this motherfucker off today. Oh my god.
Mac:Bitch. Oh, hey. I'm about to
Blak:go to jail, bro.
Mac:Are you coming to my trial? Who to judge? Will he? No. I ain't gonna be able to make
Blak:it. Nah.
Mac:Because I'll fuck around going there with this red shirt, and he gonna say some shit or something.
Blak:This is a question I wanna know. Jim said it wasn't wasn't explained to the parent. I don't know. If that's if that's the case, bro, like, my kid wouldn't have went on that field trip. No.
Blak:That's that is that's crazy.
Mac:No. Like, bro, somebody's getting sued.
Blak:Oh, yes. Sued and
Mac:Bro, I gotta I
Blak:gotta fight somebody. Somebody in this chain of adults needs to have hands laid on them.
Mac:Oh, yeah.
Blak:Whether it's the teachers, the principal. You know, somebody somebody's gotta get somebody's gotta get a taste of the hands.
Mac:I have never been disrespected like that before. Like, you're a grown ass man, and this is a 16 year old. Falling asleep. One night, bro, make your presentation spicy, bro. Got teenagers coming in here.
Mac:You this is the 36. Like, bro, I'm already asleep. Bro, you know how many staff meetings I'll be in fighting sleep?
Blak:Bro, talk about it.
Mac:Like, bro, if y'all just don't get to the point so we can move the fuck on. You ain't here with all this fluff, my boy. Yeah. I don't give a fuck
Blak:about none of this. I'm here fighting for my life. I'm fighting for my fucking life out here.
Mac:I have had judges insult me in front of the entire court where I was on the stand. Oh, you better than me, EJ. No, buddy. You better than me, bro. Oh, buddy.
Mac:Do it. And I'm a go ahead and turn in my badge, my gun right now, and I'm a meet you outside, your honor.
Blak:Well, look. And if you keep going, you you know that it means you've given the green light.
Mac:Give me the green light. Yeah. But I thought that was just crazy. And as a parent, my daughter goes somewhere, and they'd be like, collect call from the Hampton County Jail. It's me, Navi.
Mac:They locked me up. Could you come get me? Do you accept charges? Yes. Give me the name.
Mac:I'm on the way to get you. I just need a name.
Blak:Yep. That's it.
Mac:Who did this? Yep. Who who did this? Alright. That's it.
Mac:I'm on the way, baby.
Blak:Just never washed the wire. I'll take you.
Mac:Oh, man. But this is not the only, gift that Instagram gave us this week. Hall of fame boxer. Is he in the box of hall of fame? I believe he is already.
Mac:Right? How well, if he's not, he he'll he'll get in. Very highly esteemed, highly decorated boxer, Oscar De La Hoya, CEO of Golden Boy Promotions and all of this other stuff. So he is a mainstay in the boxing world. However you feel about him, you cannot take away his accomplishments in the field in that sport.
Mac:In the 90 was it in the nineties? Late nineties? Early 2000? A few decades ago. We'll just say that.
Blak:Late nineties, early 2000. You're right.
Mac:He took a a a picture of him in a full body fishnet outfit with lingerie on surfaced, and people were looking at him questioning his sexuality, all of that other stuff. Right? Yep. I've never heard him talk about it per se. Read articles where, you know, if he denied all all that stuff.
Mac:Of course, club is where people go to to be truthful and and share their feelings and stuff. So, of course, Unc calls up Oscar. He's like, hey, Oscar. You wanna come through, talk to your boy? I got some questions for you.
Mac:And Oscar shows up. So, here's him explaining the situation, to Shannon Sharp. And just watch the progression of Shannon Sharp's face from, like, like, like, giving him the benefit of the doubt to then realizing what the fuck's going on.
Shannon:You brought it up, Oscar. You had to build Oscar, why you why you let him snap that picture? Which one? The 5th it's 15 years ago, the picture you was talking about.
Oscar:Oh, I was drugged up. Yeah. I was drugged up.
Shannon:I didn't even know it. You know? You didn't know you had put the pantyhose on? No.
Mac:Have you have you You didn't you didn't know you put the pantyhose on? Yeah. Wait. What? Why are you laughing at me?
Blak:Bro, the way he'd be asking them questions like
Mac:Why why you let them snap that piccolo? You like that? Why he asked him. What's come on bro?
Blak:Why you why you like to do that to you bro?
Mac:Oh, I was jogged up.
Blak:I was jogged
Mac:up. You ain't you ain't know you put the penny hold. Complete disbelief. Like, come on, bro. Like, you ain't no you was that drugged up.
Mac:You ain't no you put that whole shit on? They put that shit on. Smells a fucking liar. Yeah. Okay.
Mac:Playing that shit, bro. You ain't know you put the penny holes on? No. Uh-uh. Not at all.
Mac:Alright. Alright, Oscar. Please explain yourself. Obviously, there's a logical explanation, Oscar. Let's hear it.
Oscar:You wanna try it?
Shannon:No. Hell no. Put pantyhose on.
Mac:Hell no. I ain't
Shannon:gonna try. I ain't gonna try that either.
Oscar:Okay. Okay. Think about it. To get those pantyhose on Yeah.
Shannon:God damn it. But I'm
Oscar:It'll take, like, 2 hours.
Shannon:But that's what I'm sober. Oscar. Yeah. Then you had I mean, you had to go by the sides when you was not sober. No.
Shannon:No. No. What happened sober.
Oscar:What happened was and and I've talked about this a lot in my documentary too because I'm I'm open about it. I don't
Oscar:give a fuck.
Oscar:I was I was getting with bad people, this and that. 2 women come in my room with a suitcase. That's all I remember. And after that, I wake up the next day.
Shannon:Suitcase. Love
Oscar:women's clothes. Oh. Yeah. Women's clothes, drugs, this, that. Yeah.
Oscar:They they
Mac:How believable. On a scale of 1 to 10, how believable is this story so far, black?
Blak:Negative 5.
Mac:You don't believe they just rolled in with a briefcase full of laundry and drugs?
Blak:Nah, bro. Nah.
Mac:Drugs, women's clothes. This, that, the 3rd, this, like, bro. No. I need you to describe to me what was in the goddamn suitcase.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:What's in that suitcase? Come on. What's in that suitcase? Bro, if they come
Blak:Stay right there. Don't take another step.
Mac:Hey. I'm not I'm not one to judge anything, bro, but, Oscar, I think you paid these women to come in there and and and humiliate you or some shit.
Blak:Yes. Yes.
Mac:So I assume there might have been some drugs. Probably some we you know, some some actually something that makes shit makes shit cool, makes shit fun and shit. Some lingerie, and they probably had some other stuff in that suitcase. That you? You probably ain't gonna you probably hate to open the taco out.
Blak:What was it? A suitcase, bro? This was drinks and cakes in room 303.
Mac:Oscar, there was some other shit in that suitcase. You know, they drugs, women's clothes, this, that, you know, some other stuff. This, that, some other stuff. Bro, I couldn't been on.
Blak:Other stuff?
Mac:Yeah. I couldn't have been on. Hey. No. No.
Mac:No. No. Go back. Go back. Go back.
Mac:Other stuff. What else was in there? I don't remember. I was I was on uh-huh.
Shannon:Uh-huh. Mhmm.
Blak:You treat this shit like it's a Sunday d commercial, Oscar.
Mac:The purple stuff? That's that's the purple stuff. You know? The usual. No.
Mac:That ain't usual. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright, Oscar.
Oscar:Come on now. Come on now. Let's talk. Set me up. But it's okay.
Oscar:It happens. So what? He was set up.
Shannon:You mentioned that during your career. Did you partake in drugs during your career?
Oscar:No. No. No. I couldn't because,
Shannon:They tested.
Oscar:Yeah. They tested you. I I didn't drink, smoke, drugs.
Shannon:So I was women was your vice, though, man?
Oscar:I was a professional. I was a professional.
Shannon:Women were your vice?
Oscar:I mean, were you in. Right? But but I started drinking in the Pacquiao fight.
Shannon:Okay.
Oscar:I was drinking in the Pacquiao fight. The last 2 weeks, my
Mac:You were probably drinking in preparation for it. But in that fight, you was drunk, but you was Oh, yeah. Punch drunk. Because back here. Back here, I fucked your ass up.
Blak:Focus. There's your ass. A static stream
Mac:of hands. Shots, if you will. Steady taking shots, but I digress. Continue.
Oscar:Training was going bad. I was getting beat up in sparring. Damn. And I said, you know what? Let me just booze it up.
Oscar:That's what happened.
Shannon:Do you did you know did you try to, like, suppress that from coming out? Because you knew that was Oscar, you know who you are. You're Oscar De La Hoya. You're the golden boy. Yeah.
Shannon:You're a gold medalist. You're a a a 6 division champ. Sure. Do you understand how that was gonna make you look if that those figures ever came forward?
Oscar:No. No. I actually I actually, another story that people don't know. When they when they came out, yeah, I was fucking worried as hell because I was at the peak of my career. Yes.
Oscar:And I was having issues with, you know, domestically at home, you
Mac:know,
Shannon:With the wife.
Oscar:Yeah. With all that stuff. And so, they made me first of all, we hired a a a this forensic, like, expert in photos and Photoshop. We actually convinced the people that they were fake. Fake.
Oscar:Yeah. And I was home free.
Shannon:Right.
Oscar:And then they and then the person at the time that I was with convinced me to do an interview and tell the world, you know what? They're they're real.
Shannon:So Why would the hell would you do that?
Mac:Because
Blak:I love standing, bro.
Mac:You convinced everybody they were fake, and we were in the clear. Yeah. But then I said they were real. Now what? What the fuck would you do that?
Mac:If you
Blak:could've said it either kind of.
Mac:Yeah. But who the fuck bro, what the fuck? Nigga.
Oscar:Because I was because I was just I was a shell of my own self at the time. Mm-mm. I didn't know what I was thinking. But I'm glad I did it because I'm glad I I'm glad I said they were real because it set me free. Really?
Oscar:Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're out there 15 years ago. So what? I mean, what I bet if I asked 30 people here, 20 of them say, yeah.
Oscar:I've worn something from a woman in closed doors. That's what happens. Mine just came out publicly.
Mac:You see, Unc?
Blak:I bet you, motherfucker.
Mac:Yeah. I don't know. I don't know about that. Shit. Bro, that's the that's the shit.
Mac:Hey. Got your ass. Bro, you in the wrong room to be saying that shit, bro. But ask all 30 of y'all. At least 20 20 of y'all will say y'all wore something that was women's.
Blak:Behind closed doors. Uh-huh.
Mac:The only thing I will say that I wore that was women's is when my wife be like, come out here and help with these bags, and I just throw on whatever slip is be by the door. Yep. My heels be dragging on the back and shit. Yep. That's about it.
Blak:Yep. So in my
Mac:ass, that's trash. That's about it, my boy. The shits you had on? No. The shits you had on, Oscar?
Mac:Don't do that to yourself. I bet I ask all y'all. 20 of y'all say y'all wore something women's.
Blak:Hell no.
Mac:I'm a tell you. I'm a let me tell you something right now, bro. Uncle's just like, don't even ask that question. You're gonna embarrass yourself right now.
Blak:I bet you won't.
Mac:Not the lawnmower left. No. You're not. So I'm gonna get you that lawnmower laugh, bro. You who you who the fuck you talking?
Mac:Yo. So, that was him trying to explain his shit. Look at some of these comments. I have to be pulling in his cards crazily. When did he be wanting to party?
Mac:You gots to tell him no. When Mexican really don't care, they say, so what at the end. The Cat Williams gift. I said, hell no. Bro was way too excited.
Mac:He was way too excited when he said, have you tried it? Well, what he said, but you had to have picked that out, the size and everything. I was weak. 2 women with the suitcase. Coke is a hell of a y'all wrong for adding the pick to the bottom.
Blak:Nope.
Mac:Cap, he was with all the shenanigans. Bro, a 100%, bro. Like
Blak:Yep.
Mac:Like, you was probably drinking something. You was probably on something, but, bro, you was 100% willingly on board with all that shit. Because just like you said, man, the amount of time it would take somebody to put that shit on and then lay down in the tub. Yeah. Kick their foot up and be smart, bro.
Mac:You was all on board with that shit, my boy. Bro. All on board with that shit. But, ladies and gentlemen, it is time. It is time.
Mac:As Rafiki would say, it is time for us to get into the main events of tonight. Somebody heard that we were giving out an award at the end of the year for, the best, the worst, the the most egregious
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Outlandish, the most out of pocket member walking on the face of the earth. And last time we talked about them, we were actually giving them props. Yeah. And we were like, this may knock them down the, the ranking because they're making some sense. Word must have got back to Word must have got back to him because he
Blak:I don't want that shit.
Mac:Because he came back with a vengeance. He said, what I gotta do to get my spot back? And somebody gave him the the blueprint. And ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you. Flying colors
Blak:executed it flawless.
Mac:Flawless victory Ladies and gentlemen, let's get to this week's segment of whose man's is this. Oh, man's is this?
Blak:Let me drink some water, bro, because I know I'm about to be laughing.
Mac:That's all. Tyreese. Hello, old friend. Oh, hello. What's that?
Mac:What's that country song? Hey, girl.
Blak:It's been a long time. Godwit, sweetie. Hello, darling. Godwit, sweetie. Nice to see you.
Mac:It's been a long chat. Tyrese, man, where you been, bro? We've been looking for you, man. We've been looking for you. Apparently, you've been looking for us.
Mac:So, NFL preseason is is is going on, and, these are the games that only the most diehard football fans are just like, yes. Football is back. The regular fans are just like, this is just my time to start getting my fantasy draft and shit ready for when the season pops off. Nobody's paying to go to these games. Well, I mean, there are people paying to go, but I'm just like, I'm not checking for them.
Mac:Like, they'll be like, football's on TV. I'm like, is it really? Is it you know, that's that's my whole take on preseason football. But, what if I told you Tyrese actually takes preseason football seriously? Actually, he probably takes it more serious than the players, if you will.
Mac:Allow me to to bring back to the, to the screen. There was 2 different, occasions of it. The one I wanna show. This one here. Jesus Christ.
Mac:So Tyrese was picked, selected, invited, however it works out. Hey, man. You're from Los Angeles. Would you mind singing a national anthem before the Rams and Cowboys game? Real quick, just come out, stand center field, you know, sing your rendition of it.
Mac:You know, We even let you hang out with the players and shit like that. Like, come kick it with the Rams. He's like, oh, yeah. For sure. For sure.
Mac:This motherfucker here. Thought that this was the Super Bowl halftime show. This there has been less costume work done for Super Bowl halftime shows
Blak:That.
Mac:Than what this man went through for a pre singing pre season game, national anthem singing. Ladies and gentlemen, look at this shit. Bro, what is happening here? What has happened? He is just is he admiring the work?
Mac:Yes. Is he bro, I was I was I was in disbelief, but that that slight little yeah. Yeah. This the one. And then walk out like I'm a kill him with this.
Mac:That's the one. That's what I'm Why are you out there picking picking your wig, bro? Not even really the actually, he fucked it up.
Blak:Board brush on it.
Mac:He fucked it up in the bag. Like, what are you doing? He did. Oh, yeah. So that was it.
Mac:And, so his whole thing, he was trying to, recreate Marvin Gaye singing the national anthem for a Lakers game back in the eighties. Or was it eighties? Eighties, seventies. He sang a a national anthem, and it was a a very creative way to do it. He he had his own style to it, his own rhythm, his own all that stuff, man.
Mac:It it it was his own. And Tyrese is like, oh, I'm a do that. I'm a do that, because that was that's something I know I can do. Right? So we'll go to the next scene here.
Mac:Bro, he thought he was killing that shit, bro. So what I wanna get to is the, his tweet or his his comment. Thank you. You're always welcome here. Respectfully, I don't really know if I agree.
Mac:Few bad notes. Meh. That's an open mic for you. God is the greatest. We live in the best country in the world, and I really, really tried.
Mac:That's what he put when, when talking about it. And then there was, I think another one. I think this one had different things to it. Now we've seen that one. Oh, this is Alright, man.
Mac:There, there we go. Tyrese, I guess, was trying to audition low key for, the Marvin Gaye biopic that I think has already been cast or something. But, you fill in the, you fill it in or not?
Blak:It's gonna be, it's gonna be a or not for me with the caveat.
Mac:What's the caveat?
Blak:Don't you ever do that shit again. Don't don't do that. Don't.
Mac:My man can't he can't pay homage to the to the to the greats?
Blak:No, bro. This man went to Tyler Perry house. Took some wigs. Went to Walmart, bought him a boar brush. I know what that boar brush look like.
Blak:He's trying to brush it.
Mac:He out there just tip, tip, tip, tip, tip it, tip. Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip. Tip,
Blak:tip, tip, tip, tip. Don't don't do that. Don't do that.
Mac:Bro, look at the face, bro.
Blak:Bro, No. This man is straight out of fucking snowfall. Look at him.
Mac:Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back. That was him. That was him saying he's coming back for the throne, my dude. Hey.
Mac:I can't I've I just can't, bro. Like, it's a oh, god. Like, what? Like, I couldn't really hear, like, because, you know, the the acoustics in the stadium and stuff. Mhmm.
Mac:I'm not gonna say Tyrese can't sing. Everybody knows my man can sing. 1 of the best voices in the game, when he was at his peak. I don't know what he sounded like now, but I'm pretty sure still my man can still sing if he wanted to the national anthem the right way, like, his own way instead of I think where he messed up is the gimmick. Right.
Mac:And then trying to replicate the the falsetto, the the the voice, the the swag of Marvin Gaye that You can't. You can't. Right? You can't. You can't.
Mac:Especially you, Tyrese. So it's like you know, like, if this was a Thanksgiving get day game, and you wanted to go out there and and do this whole thing, okay. You know? Because it's more of a spectacle for a Thanksgiving Day. You know what I'm saying?
Mac:Or a they're not gonna give you the Super Bowl, Tyrese. Or, like, Pro Bowl, maybe, you know, like, when ain't shit else on. You know? Right. Preseason game, week 1 preseason, we doing all this.
Mac:Bro, there'd be yeah, man. I went to a Cardinals preseason game. You know who they had singing the national anthem? Some girl that won a contest at an elementary school. And that shit was better than this school.
Blak:I would I would probably agree if I saw it.
Mac:Because it was low low threat. You know, get out here and sing. You know? She kinda got hung up on some of the words the crowd sang her through it. You know, like, the typical shit.
Mac:Right? And motherfuckers clap. We was just like, oh, yeah. That was cool. We I looked at the dude next to me.
Mac:Oh, that's cute, man. You know? Do a professional singer slash actor. Right? And this is what you're doing?
Mac:You coming out? Like, when I go there and they're, like, sung by Tyrese, I'm expecting this bald headed brother to come out here. Yes. I'm looking. I'm seeing this motherfucker shucking and jiving out there wearing this shit, bro.
Blak:Is that Eddie Kane?
Mac:Is that Eddie Kane Junior? Who the fuck is this coming out here now? I could just imagine it. He walking out to the spotlight following on. Who the fuck is this?
Mac:Yeah. Who is that? Oh, shit. Can you shit. This nigga is trying to Marvin Gaye this
Blak:shit. No.
Mac:Let's see it.
Shannon:Tell
Mac:me. He did not just sing that. Oh my god, man. I I just can't. Like, it's the it's the level of extraneous
Blak:Man.
Mac:Yes. That that puts him like, puts him back in the conversation. It just puts him back in the a. You got a a. When you're talking about the top 5, dead or alive, whose mans?
Mac:You can't Oh. You can't Leave
Blak:him out.
Mac:You can't leave him out. Nobody's list when it comes to whose mans does not have Tyrese on it top 5. Top 5. That'll be like saying you're top 5 in the NBA without either LeBron or Jordan, anywhere in the top 5. Right.
Mac:Anywhere in the top 5. If you give me your top 5, you talk about Kareem, Bill Russell, Bill Walton, Muff you know what I'm saying? Magic Johnson, Larry Bird. I'm just like, get out of here. Just Get get the list out of here.
Mac:Unless I'm talking to Skip Bay well, Skip Bayless so I have Michael Jordan in there. But I'm just saying, bro, it's you can't talk top 5 dead or alive whose man's without bringing in the the the king himself. Motherfucker. He he
Blak:conquered. He conquered it.
Mac:Bro, we got 4 months left. 4 months left.
Blak:When I saw that when I saw that, I was like, there's no way he don't win. There's there's no way he does not win.
Mac:You don't bro, we have 16 more weeks.
Blak:I if we find anything crazier than this, I will be shocked.
Mac:I'll be broke. You can look at this. Let let let me just listen. Just listen to this.
Blak:This man, in the span of a year, this man has told us he wished he was he was born he wishes he was Mexican. He dressed up as Marvin Gaye and went out and sang the national anthem for a pre season game. Not a regular, a pre season game.
Mac:My man also thought the government was trying to impede Easter with, the national, observation of transgender. And
Blak:That too.
Mac:He was just like, not on my day of the Lord. I'm just like, bro, Easter be all over the place. This day was already established, man. Like, it's used to be swapping days every bro. Bro, this has been a thing for a while, Tyrese.
Mac:You know? Just numerous things. And so is it when it comes to Tyrese, are we are we, like it's the consistency or the level of absurdity?
Blak:It's both.
Mac:He's consistently absurd.
Blak:The way you think it was done, he he'd be like, alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. That's cool.
Blak:It's cool. It's calming down. No. No. He's not.
Blak:No. He's not.
Mac:Bro, every you know what? Every time we give this motherfucker some some credit, he just he just fucking shit, man. I'm losing my standing. You know? Man, I was just like, told y'all my wife a while.
Mac:Told y'all my wife crazy. I'm just like, damn, Tyrese. You was right, bro. Like, your wife really be putting you through some shit. Next thing I know, I wish I was Mexican.
Mac:Bro, it's February. It's February, my boy. Like, wow. Yikes. You know, like, geez, my boy.
Blak:Talking about. He's like that little kid, bro. You tell a little kid, hey, yo. Mess up. Chill.
Blak:Chill. He's like, alright. Alright. Alright. Turn around, bitch.
Blak:Bro.
Mac:In church. Yeah. No. I don't want your candy, you funky old bitch. Like, yo, man.
Mac:It's all quiet and shit.
Blak:Man, chill.
Mac:You yelled that like the praise team was still singing, bro. Chill. And then next what? Motherfucker went off talking about down on the day of my lord and savior. We ain't doing this and, like, bro, chill.
Mac:You know? Like, this day has already been established. You know? And then, then he kinda chilled for a little bit, came back, was just like Joe Biden should get out the race. Joe Biden get out the race.
Mac:Kamala, I'm just like, oh, shit. Tyrese got his ear to the street. Alright. He heard about Corey Harris. You know what I'm saying?
Mac:Man heard about Anthony Hair. Man was hearing about all these other whose mans. He was just like, nope. Mm-mm. I'm back.
Mac:Y'all must have forgot. Y'all must have forgot.
Blak:Move can't be stopped.
Mac:Shut up, Roy Jones, man. And he's fucking 1 year in rap. Motherfucker. On another note, Roy Jones was blowing up in fucking NCO clubs across the fucking country, bro. Eclubs could not get enough of that shit.
Blak:Nope. Not at all.
Mac:What was this big shit? What was the the shit he had with mister Magic? And,
Blak:yeah.
Mac:I forgot this shit, bro. But that shit would be like that was like wipe me down. That was wipe me down before wipe me down.
Blak:Yep. You're right.
Mac:Whatever that shit was. Damn it. Now I'm I'm stuck on this shit now. Let me let me remove my my guy from up here and get back to hold on. Y'all gotta this is I mean, it's for the patrons, so I'm I'm I need to find that shit.
Mac:What was the shit, bro? That shit was can't be touched. Go or go home. Don't start it. Was it body head anthem?
Mac:Was that it?
Blak:Yep. Yep. That's it.
Mac:Let me see. Let's see if that's what this is. With mister Magic and Chop. Are you sure?
Blak:Yeah. That's it.
Mac:Alright. Let's play it. Let me see. No. This wasn't it.
Mac:Can you hear it?
Blak:No. No. No. It's, I smoke. I drink.
Blak:That's what it is.
Mac:I smoke. I drink. I drink. I'm supposed to stop, but I can't get out. I'm a dog.
Mac:I love I'm addicted to money because the clothes do it big, man. Is this it right here?
Blak:Oh, yeah. That's it. That's it.
Mac:What? That was egglin', bro. No. But that motherfucker was egglin'. You can't describe a bass with 1 song.
Mac:Fin it. Pin it.
Shannon:Well, do a big day.
Blak:Yo. Let me get, let me get 2 crown of Cokes.
Mac:Bro. Oh my god. Anyway, Tyrese Gibson. What more can we say? He's back.
Mac:And, right now, between the two hosts, we were saying that he is back atop the standings in our eyes. We'll we'll we'll put it up for a vote. Obviously, at the end of the year, we'll mention who's all been listed, what their crimes were, links to the segments and shit. But and and I I mean, a part of me a part of me is just like, man, he's just been on it so much. Like, there's you can't stop it.
Mac:You know? Facts. So anytime my man graces the screen, he is the one and only accorded well, I think Terrence Howard is getting there too. But as of now, ladies and gentlemen, Tyrese Gibson, who mans is this all star? Oh my god.
Mac:I just I just can't. I just can't. But, that's all for us to get back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Shannon:And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.
Mac:Quick reminder, fallen star Fridays. Newest episode of Fallen Star is out. If you haven't listened to it today, and you're hearing about this announcement on Monday, you're wrong. Right? You should have known about this because you should have been following the Queens of Nerdom Facebook page and all that other good stuff or just following the DFB and Facebook page.
Mac:Link is in the description.
Blak:Or Yeah.
Mac:Paying attention to the website. Link is in the description. And amongst other things. You know what I'm saying? We've been we've been singing it.
Mac:It's been a thing the whole time. Fallen star, Fridays, new shit is out. New no gimmicks, out. Yesterday. Right?
Blak:Mhmm.
Mac:Yesterday. Yep. Came out yesterday. So get on that. Nice, little review, some opinions on d 23, and then, some wrestling talk, and then a nice, nice little rally cry from, from our very own Frankie d at the end.
Mac:Loved it. Matt, man, it's a little little special for me. We got a little sentimental and shit. You know what I'm saying? What else we got going on over here on DFP, man?
Blak:We have you said following star Friday. Yeah. USDN recently did a show. That's, dropping soon. Expect an announcement on the no gimmicks front, sometime next week.
Blak:There will be an announcement on on what's going on with no gimmicks. I know if you've been paying attention, we've revamped a lot of the stuff. A lot of the cosmetics of of the show has been revamped. Along with that is, gonna come some changes. So stay tuned if you're not following no gimmicks, but more on that front.
Blak:No numbers this week because because, things were down. But, expect expect some numbers coming back next week. The website. Thank you guys for, tuning tapping into the website. The traffic is up, so people are coming through.
Blak:Thank you guys for for for doing that. It reflects. So I I really do appreciate you guys tapping in and and following the, the website. Along with that, there'll be some, some additions to the website along with some opportunities to the website. I had a very I had a very, privileged interaction with with another group.
Blak:I learned a lot from them. I'm gonna start bringing that stuff to the network. So expect additions to the network. And in addition to the podcast that we have on on the network. So more on that.
Blak:But we're we're gonna start building. We're gonna start loading up. It's come to my attention that, that there are people out there that are watching, and for you all that are watching, I'm just gonna say keep watching, because what you're about to see is gonna blow your fucking mind. With that, I give it back to my close.
Mac:My man said it. When when he toasted to the the people, man, strap in. Like, 2024 was already doing big things for us over here at the DFPN, but it's one of them, what's that? Okay. I'm reloaded.
Mac:Was that Jay z? Yep. Okay. I'm reloaded. Oh, man.
Mac:Breaking news. Expect this Sunday, voting to start for the new bracket over here that, the smoke pit. So the bracket is the best nineties sitcoms father figure. Right? So you probably could pick up from the nineties theme over on the smoke pit using the fresh prints for the, the profile picture family matters for the banner thing.
Mac:So expect that to roll out, racked and stacked based on I I m d b rankings for the shows. So when you look at it, it'd be like, I thought uncle Phil should be higher up. It's just that the show wasn't ranked as higher as others. So but either way, at the end of the day, we all know what it's gonna do. The the the the heavy hitters are gonna make it to the final four.
Mac:So well, I don't know with this group. Let me just say that. Let me just take that back. I don't I don't know what the gonna happen in this bracket because y'all be because y'all be doing Yeah.
Blak:Yeah. They do. Let me just say.
Mac:I'm gonna say Don't do it. No, bro. You jinxed it. You jinxed it. They gonna be like, oh, he want uncle Phil to go, It's like American Idol when they was just like, hey, man.
Mac:People are like, hey. Vote for the worst singers. Keep voting for that same
Blak:what I'm saying.
Mac:Yep. Keep voting for that same guy. Go ahead.
Blak:If uncle Phil and another another person in this, in this bracket having interaction, I may be heartbroken.
Mac:If uncle Phil and somebody else end up matching up?
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Well, I mean, in the perfect world, they'll match up in the finals. Right?
Blak:In a perfect world. That that's what I that's what I would want.
Mac:And you already know who would win. Right? In your heart. You already know who
Blak:Oh, yeah. I already know it. I already know who wins the bracket in my heart.
Mac:Oh, okay.
Blak:You know?
Mac:I hear you. I hear you.
Blak:People do things.
Mac:Oh, trust me. We're we're we're well versed in, the shenanigans that brackets bring. But, oh, man. Let's say, if Danny Tanner wins, I'm done. Hey.
Mac:Some people ride hard for the full house crew, man. Single dad raising 3 girls?
Blak:My wife is one of them, and I'm still trying to figure out why.
Mac:And then living with his fucking brother in laws and shit, bro. That whole the older I get, the more I look back at full house, I'm like, bro, there's no fucking way. I'll tell you right now, man. God forbid Apple passes away, You know, and her brother start coming over my house like, hey. Can we live with you?
Mac:Absolutely the fuck not. I'm trying to get people out of my house, bro. Like, yeah. No.
Blak:And you got a family?
Mac:Bro, you you living with me, you around, got engaged, had twins, and y'all still in this house?
Blak:Y'all still in my house.
Mac:To the point where you turned my basement into your music studio, and my attic into your apartment. Fam, get out of my house. Like, what the fuck out? Please. Oh, man.
Mac:Hold on. What Eric say? With our people, we're gonna end up with Ray Romano.
Blak:Oh, no.
Mac:No.
Blak:Don't you put that evil out there.
Mac:Don't you
Blak:put that evil on me.
Mac:Ma, rainbow, let me go to the sun, ma. I hate that chill, man. I hate that fucking chill.
Blak:Rayburn.
Mac:Fuck that chill. Anyway, that's pretty much it. Also, patrons, you can expect full sessions of fallen star to start populating, next week. We'll put, 2 up a week. And then by the time we game again on 24th actually, I may just populate them every other day until we get there.
Mac:Because when we go, we're expecting to go back live, fallen star, on the 24th August. That should be live and streamed live to our patrons, starting then. So, hopefully, you guys will all get caught up watching the sessions. So when we start talking campfires and doing a lot of, Patreon exclusive things behind the scenes with Fallen Star, You guys will be in the loop on the discussions and stuff because there is a there is a, an agreement that needs to be made, fairly soon with a very important character and, 2 members well, one member is very against, things we have to do. So, hopefully, this will bring you guys all in on the loop, and you guys could be more active in the, in the story.
Mac:So appreciate you guys who have been following along episodically, but, it's about time to to to give y'all all the behind the scenes and the full scoop. So with that being said, you got anything else for the peoples?
Blak:That is it, sir.
Mac:Alright. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for tapping in with us, episode 150 of the smoke. But as always, I'm the homie Mac aka your boy.
Blak:And I am bred like a king, made us Kelvin Kaley. Thank you guys for tuning in tonight. Until next time. Have love, make sex, peace. Peace.
Blak:Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night, come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off. It's been a long week, come relaxing.
Blak:Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions, I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready, because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit. It's Macky Mack.
Blak:Welcome to the Smoke Pit.