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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Speaker 1: Hey all howdy! Welcome to the program, the Viktor Wilt Show. Is it really only Tuesday? Errrr! Hi! Hope you're all doing good. I'm alright. I don't got a little bit of extra sleep unexpectedly this morning. But I'm feeling better about myself because I think Josh and Shan tell did as well since I beat them.
That worked out about perfect. What is it something in the air today? Oh man. How was your sat or Saturday? I wish yesterday was Saturday because today would have been Sunday. How was your Monday? Hope it was good.
Mine was alright. Went by way too quick in the evening as it always does. All of a sudden I'm like how?
How is it this time? I need to go to bed! Ah! Then I can't get to sleep. Ugh. That'll be kidding me.
It's alright. Today is going to be a good day. It's going to be a nice one. Happy anniversary to my lady.
And uh, yeah. Should be enjoying a nice dinner tonight or something like that. We got a lot of fun going on around here as well. Continuing on with our K-Bare 101 No Beach Beach Bash with Juicy Vapor. Today our Flavor of the Day song of the day would be Peach's favorite song, Presidents of the USA Peaches. Yes. Presidents of the United States of America Peaches is today's Flavor of the Day song.
If you hear it played be color number 10 we'll put you into the drawing for our No Beach Beach Bash prize package. We got, I mean like everything you need to enjoy your time. Out at the beach, or out at the Fourth of July, out camping, cooler wagon chairs, I mean all kinds of stuff. It's $500 prize package. It's going to be awesome. And you can get five entries into that drawing by going and seeing Peaches on Friday. Juicy Vapor at Idaho Falls, 3 to 5 p.m. He'll be there. Go see him. Get in to win.
And then hopefully do win. Aside from that, I don't know. I need to seriously pound caffeine and I forgot to bring some with me. So I got fingers crossed that I got instant coffee sitting in the break room.
I guess you'll just have to wish me a little bit of luck on that one. Managed to forget a few things I was going to bring with me today. But I guess I've got the essentials. As long as I've got some instant coffee. Otherwise, I guess I'm leaving for five minutes to go to the store. Alright, I shall return again.
Listen today for presidents of the USA and Peaches. Alright, good luck to you. My friends, how you doing today? I hope absolutely amazing. I'm okay.
It's it's early. Okay, we've had fun with this kind of thread before. So I hope we get some fun answers. The thread is what's the dumbest thing you've been told is not manly or not feminine, depending on your gender. We've done the what's not manly in the past.
And the one that always sticks out is so funny. Someone was told going on to another man's boat is not manly. So, you know, if you're a longtime listener for years, Lieutenant Crane's been like, let's go out boating during the summer.
Now I've got a good excuse. Sorry, dude. If I step on your boat, it's not manly.
Can't do it. Can only go on my own boat. How many boats do I have?
Zero. So what am I going boat? And I guess never because I've got to get on somebody else's boat and that's not manly. And I'm all about being madly. All right. Let's see what responses we have today.
Okay, how do I work around this one? It's one of those sentences that you're like, there's not even anything bad in it. But boy, would Jade lose his mind if I read this sentence. We'll just say something you can do to make your special someone feel nice. Just use your imagination.
I don't know. I think being able to take care of your significant other, that's manly. And if not quit being what you've been watching too much of the Sopranos quit being a wuss. All right.
What else do we have here? It isn't manly to care about your hygiene. Is that why dudes are so, you know, filthy from what I read online? Like they don't know how to properly shower or some of them even wipe.
Um, dudes, trust me, you're going to have way more luck with ladies if you don't smell like dookie. Yeah. Let's see here. This woman said when she was a child, she was told the steps she takes when she walks are too long. Very unlady like. Yeah, you ladies, I guess you just need to slightly step around.
What? Your steps are too long. You got too much stride going on in your step.
You need to take longer getting where you need to be ladies. What's that? Oh, let's see here. I guess some guy here was told he's not manly because he kisses his wife.
He said he was in jail when he was told that he might have been dealing with the maniac. Okay, using a straw at a restaurant, not manly. That's right. Okay, maybe if you're drinking a beer with a straw, it might be kind of like what's going on, dude? Why are you doing that?
Have you ever drank beer through a straw? It's it's not good. It's kind of weird.
Like soda tastes fine through a straw, water, milkshake, some of that. It's just not good. It's just not good. Being a man and using an umbrella. Yeah, you just get out there and get soaked, dude.
All right. If you ain't soaked, you ain't manly. Umbrella for women only.
Let's see here. A kid got a rose gold phone and I guess he got picked on in school. Yeah, it's because rose gold is pink.
All right. And years ago, he did a giveaway for a smart watch and Jade went and got the pink watch rose gold. And I'm like, dude, listen, like, I get it, Jade, that maybe you would wear rose gold watch, but the average K-Bear listener, you think they want pink watch, dude? Like, I get like, okay, I don't like watches. I don't like having crap on my wrist, not big on jewelry and things like that. If I was going to wear a watch, sure, because it would make me laugh, I'd probably wear a pink watch. But the average listener, if we're going to give away a big prize, why not get one that like is fine for everybody.
Just nice black watch. Because Jade's weird. Let's see here. Oh, it's just too long. You don't need to go into a big long explanation about it.
Just tell me what I'm just skipping that one. Drinking tea, not manly. I think I've got a bottle of tea sitting by the bed right now. Sorry, Becca, I'm not manly with that tea in there.
All right. Yeah, drinking certain beverages. And I did sort of poke fun at white claw drinkers yesterday. There was that guy who got arrested for DUI and had 34 empty cans of white claw in his car.
And I sort of laughed. But then I pointed out that white claw is also stronger than any light beer out there. So it's actually more manly if a dude's drink of white claw than mowing down like Bud Light. No offense! It's funny because the most popular beer on the planet right now, or not on the planet, but in the U.S. I believe it's my Michelob Ultra.
Let's take a look here. Most popular beer in America. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, Michelob Ultra, which is like the lamest beer ever. Sorry to those of you who drink it. But it's just so funny to me that that overtook Bud Light and its ultra light beer. It has like no flavor. It's a Utah beer. And I even got into an argument with Becca's brother about this because that's what he drinks. You're like, this is a real man's beer. It's like, What? Why don't you drink some of that white claw, bro?
Won't it be a real man? All right. Making people mad out there. It's not my fault that for whatever reason, one of the worst beers on the planet, Michelob Ultra is the most popular beer on the planet. I would never have thought that would happen.
All right. I figured it'd be just going to be Bud Light till the end of time, which is also crap beer in my opinion. But you know me, I'm a little bit of a beer snap. I should quit talking about beer.
I'm going to think about it and then I want to get some almost to a month. No beer. No booze period. I guess I should say I ain't drinking a beer no more. Pan and Dan Jack Daniels every day.
No. But it's going to be a hot one today, people. Going to be a real scorcher. It's supposed to be like 90 degrees today.
Good day for it. What do I got here? Cold non-alcoholic seltzer, a bubbly. Is that manly?
No. I'm still having fun reading through this thread about things that are either not manly or not feminine. The next one that popped up was reading books from the Star Wars extended universe. Now, that one could go both ways, right? Not manly or feminine. Just straight up nerdy. No, this was a woman who posted about this. I guess she really wanted to read the Star Wars books and her friends and family are like, that's not Lady Like to read Star Wars. Listen, ladies, you can read whatever you want. Okay.
Becca, you need to read Pet Cemetery. You need to get on it. I'm telling you, you're going to love it. It's crazy.
You're getting right to where it's going to start getting wild. Pick that up. Okay.
I know you got to work this morning. Maybe later. Now we got to go out to eat or something like that.
Maybe we'll read before bed. Yeah, right. How many times we said that? Okay.
Let's see here. This woman said, my mom refused to buy me a Macho Man wrestling buddy because it was only for boys. She would tear up my comic books and posters because they were only for boys. And I guess it to this day makes her mom mad that she has her own money now and can buy whatever she wants. She did manage to find the Macho Man wrestling buddy. And she was so happy when she bought it as an adult, she cried.
You know what? Just buy your kids whatever. There was another guy in here who mentioned he always just as a boy wanted an easy bake oven because he wanted to make delicious snacks. I get it.
Come on, dudes. Think back to when you're a kid and you'd see those commercials for the easy bake oven. Got the girls whipping up brownies and all kinds of delicious treats.
What did we have? Those creepy crawly machines where you could make kind of like plastic or rubber bugs. You couldn't eat them. Yeah, no snacks for the boys. And they make that easy bake oven pink. Maybe this is why guys grow up and don't know how to cook. I'm telling you, dudes, knowing how to whip up some food for the ladies, they like it. They like to eat because you have to eat to live. So I think we should be encouraging boys to learn how to cook.
Okay. And if your daughter wants to get a wrestling buddy, it's funny. I had a Macho Man wrestling buddy when I was a kid. Wrestling was really popular when I was young and we'd, you know, do the I wouldn't say a backyard wrestling match because it's not like I was cracking my brother in the head with a chair. But you know, we'd have the kid wrestling matches at the house and the wrestling buddies you throw them in the middle. They're just like a stuffed animal for boys.
Basically a pillow shaped like a wrestler. Oh, I guess having cats is not manly. What have you got for I mean, can I claim to as sort of mine now?
I guess, you know, technically only two are mine. But his two cats like double unmanly. Hey, there's a dog at the house too.
I got a dog. Does that offset four cats? What about lizard? Yeah, leopard gecko.
It's a dinosaur. That's manly, right? Let's see here. Here's a woman who didn't want to wear dresses. Just wanted to wear pants and I guess that not feminine enough ladies wear whatever you want.
Don't listen to anybody when it comes to that. If you want to dress risque, that's your business. It's your body dress however you want. You want to wear pants, go for it. Don't let anybody tell you how to dress.
Let's see here. Oh, as a woman being opinionated and not submissive. Yeah, don't need to. You don't need to be submissive to a man.
Okay, you should be equals. Got some guy who's you know, want you to be. Have we talked about trad wives on the show? Traditional wives? Ladies, don't put up with a guy who wants you to be that. Okay.
I mean, if that's how you want to be sure. But yeah, I got myself a trad wife. She just sits at home and cooks and cleans.
Wow, I bet her life's great with you, buddy. Let's see, having a sweet tooth. What? If you're a guy and you like candy, that's not manly. What's manly, unmanly about a Snickers? What?
Candy's delicious. Here's a woman who said short hair made her friends call her. Said she looked like a boy. It's your hair. If you got friends that are going to critique your decisions on your appearance, kick them to the curb.
They suck their lousy friends. Here's a woman who said she was driving with one hand on the wheel. Not feminine.
You look like a man while you drive. That's what her boyfriend said. Now X. Yeah. Yeah. Wonder why.
Oh, this this woman didn't like wearing makeup or doing nails and didn't carry a fancy purse. Good. It's again, your body. You don't want to wear makeup. You don't have to. You don't have to.
All right. Be comfortable. I've had someone put makeup on me. You know, last Halloween, you know how long it took Vekka to put makeup on me for Halloween?
It was like all of traffic school is almost an hour. Takes too long. I don't blame you ladies for not wanting to slap on the makeup. You've only got so much time in the day. You know how long it takes me to get ready? Longer than it probably should, but still. Holy crap. Time to dig up freak news already.
All right. Was looking through some articles about the latest UFO files drop. What a dud. If you're not going to release something interesting, government, come on. Or maybe that's it. Maybe that's it.
All of this UFO stuff we thought they've been covering up for years. Just a snore fast. I don't know. I guess they're releasing more files every few weeks. Maybe one of these days we'll get UFO footage that's actually exciting. Anyhow, throw it some freak news here. All right.
I guess we could talk about this new dating trend. Goblin to Missy. Goblin to Missy. Basically, this is on your first date, you go out and you don't do yourself up. You just show up, you know, looking like a goblin. That's pretty funny. Every once in a while, if Becca's not wearing makeup, she's like, I look like a goblin.
What are you talking about? You look great. No need makeup.
And had she shown up the first time we hung out not wearing makeup, that would have been just fine. Okay. So rather than putting out a curated fake version of yourself, it's a rebellion against that. Just show up as your real authentic self, quirks, flaws and imperfections included. I mean, I don't really think that's a bad thing. I mean, eventually they're going to see the real you anyway.
And depending on how weird you are, maybe you just want to get that out of the way right up front. It's definitely nice when find somebody who's willing to look past your faults. I'm very lucky in that regard.
For sure. Becca has seen me an absolute mess. And I guess she still likes me as far as I know. I hope so.
All right. Steven Spielberg claims aliens have already visited Earth. Back to the alien topic here and scientists say he might be right.
Oh, that's news. I wonder why he's talking about aliens. Could it be that he just put out an alien movie called Disclosure Day? Need to go check that out. I've read mixed reviews. You know, it's not say like obsession where everybody seems to like it mixed reviews on disclosure day. You know, I don't care about disclosure day. I want disclosure as far as real life goes back to the government and they're boring UFO dumps.
Yeah. Anyway, maybe Steven Spielberg. If anybody in the entertainment biz might have some insider knowledge on aliens, it could be Steven Spielberg. He's made a number of alien themed movies. He said the new ones part of a trilogy, which doesn't make any sense to me. A trilogy being got, I think it was close encounters of the third kind, ET and then disclosure day.
I saw an article about this or maybe Josh from class he was telling me it didn't make any sense to me. This being a trilogy, but whatever. Speaking of obsession, I read that the director of that film, he's a YouTuber named, I think it's Curry Parker or Curry Parker. My bad.
My bad. Anyway, he was offered $2 million to change the script of obsession and make it more palatable for the average audience. Hollywood is so dumb.
So dumb. I don't want to spoil anything about this movie, but we'll just say they wanted to make one of the characters in the movie a hero and good. And I would love to dive into more regarding my thoughts on this and break down the film, but it's so new. And many of you may not have seen it. I don't want to spoil anything about it.
But this would have been the dumbest decision ever. What makes that movie is what's going on with the characters. And it would not be a disturbing horror film if this particular character was made a hero or just good throughout the... I'm just trying to even imagine it. It would have turned into a rom-com or something. Good move on the director for just turning it down, taking the risk, and not... This is why Hollywood can't figure out why they can't make money. People are tired of predictable stories and the same old crap. I think we're done with remakes, big blockbuster films that all follow the same structure. All of the most popular movies or the most highly regarded movies of the last number of years are out of the box. I mean, look at horror, for example. The most popular horror movies are pretty original over the last few years.
You had weapons, you had sinners. This year, so far, obsession. You got... Backrooms is pretty popular.
Looking back over the last few years, hereditary, mid-Somar. People want something fresh. All right? So, oh, I'm so glad that this... This... He's a kid. We'll call him a kid.
That's crazy. Kid with the biggest movie on the planet. So glad that he didn't listen and just take the two million dollar payout. It paid off. I think that movie's made like two hundred million dollars.
Cost him like five hundred grand to make good move, buddy. All right. Say the clock. Stretch.
Get this day done. Still reading about the movie obsession. I'm not obsessed with it.
It just keeps popping up on my socials. Probably because our phones are always listening to us and they like to show you what you're talking about. So I say the name of the movie. Now I've got just endless articles popping up about it. One of them was about the art director of the film. Her name is Sally Choi and I guess she's all but her because she only earned three hundred dollars a day during filming. Earned about seven grand for her work on the film.
And she's like, this movie's made like two hundred million dollars. This is a bunch of bull crap. They should have paid me more. This movie could have made no money. It was an independent film.
Like I mentioned during Freakness, it cost like five hundred grand to make. Now, so if she made seven thousand bucks, what did she make? Like a percent? One percent of the entire film's budget as art director. I think that's sounds to me pretty fair.
Really? Three hundred bucks a day. Do you make three hundred dollars a day? I know a guy who doesn't make three hundred dollars a day.
That guy, Victor Will. Three hundred, yeah, maybe you live in LA. Three hundred bucks a day is not the greatest, but let's say you work eight hours. Where's my math? Where's my calculator here? I can't math in my head.
Well, three hundred divided by eight. I mean, I don't know if they work longer days, but still if you made, you know, three hundred bucks a day and you worked eight hours, that's thirty seven fifty an hour. And that's what she made after taxes, according to the article. Thirty seven fifty an hour, not too shabby for an independent film that the directors are taking a risk on and might not make a cent.
Most independent films don't make money. This is one that they got lucky. It broke through.
It's a massive hit. Happened with Napoleon Dynamite, for example, another low budget film that just exploded out of nowhere. And that's what low budget directors, actors, etc. are hoping happens that they make a movie that just explodes. And then Hollywood comes a screaming for you. This art director of this film, she shouldn't have said a word because you know that people are going to be searching her out and she'll probably earn tons more money on her next film or perhaps would have.
But now she's, you know, just throwing the industry under the bus. You accepted the payment. You know, if you make an agreement, hey, we'll pay you three hundred bucks a day to do this. If you say yes, then all you can do is shut up afterward because you agreed to it. It's like taking any job.
They're like, hey, we're going to pay you 15 bucks an hour. All right. Sure, I'll take it. Or you go, no, that's not enough and you leave. She made the choice. You can't complain about it. Now, should I ask for a percentage of residuals or something like that? Work your contract a little bit. Okay, I'll take 300 bucks a day. But how about one percent of the profits of the film if it does good? And I don't know a lot about how Hollywood works. Maybe that's too much to ask.
I don't know. But that would have been a pretty good chunk of change. Had she done so. Yeah, you know, don't raise a ruckus just because somebody else succeeded. Okay, I know a lot of people in radio who have gotten out pretty good jobs, moved into good positions. For the most part, you hear me talk about this visit. It kind of sucks. But I'm not resentful toward them.
Now for doing well, that'd be stupid. All right. What do I need to do? I need to do something. Forgot what it was.
Guess all of them. Should I drink more coffee? Nah, I'm already kind of crawling out of my skin.
I guess I'll have water. Curse you Facebook marketplace. Scrolling Facebook, looking for crap to talk about. Of course, can't help but go check out Facebook marketplace and see what's going on. Inevitably, from time to time, I find something I want to get.
Generally, books. And that's what happened this morning. So I booked pop up that's been on my two purchase list called Tender is the Flesh. I see this pop up in the extreme horror, extreme horror lit subreddit from time to time. You know, I like myself some brutal horror and I like books. This one's even hardcover. So message the person selling the book and they're in pokey. I was like, if it's in pokey, next time I come through, I'll take it.
By chance, ever come to Idaho Falls, they're coming up today. So there we go. 10 bucks.
10 bucks down. Sorry, Beck. I can't help myself. It's a good deal. It's a good deal. And I can only get the paperback for that price online.
And then the person selling it's like, well, I also have this book called Horror Movie by Paul Trembly. Are you interested in that? Yes.
Yes, I am interested in that. I've been wanting to get that book. Paul Trembly is great. What did they call the movie version of his book about the cabin in the woods? Paul Trembly. Paul Trembly.
What in the heck is the name? Oh, his book's called The Cabin at the End of the World, but I forget what they called the movie based on the book. They actually did a pretty dang good job adapting the movie. Oh, they called it Knock at the Cabin. What's wrong with the Cabin at the End of the World? Hollywood? No, let's call it Knock at the Cabin. It sounds scarier.
So anyway, Paul Trembly's great. So yeah, I'll take that too. 20 bucks down.
Should I look through whatever else this person's selling? What other stuff they got? Just bring me all your stuff to Idaho Falls. All right. Well, that's cool.
That's cool. Sorry, I know it might not be interesting to you. Maybe we could look at 16 characteristics of highly toxic parents not buying your kids horror novels.
There you go. That's toxic. Not allowing your kids to visit the second floor of the Idaho Falls library where everything except the children's books are. Toxic parenting. Let's see. Expecting your kids to agree with you about everything.
Yeah, you can't really expect that. They are people. They are people. And, you know, if you expect them to agree with you about everything, you're going to have a rough time when they hit about 13.
Right. Because they're not going to agree with you on anything just because teenagers are crazy. They're crazy and mean. Let's see here.
They don't see their children as autonomous individuals. Yeah. OK, back to their people. OK, their people. Oh, let's see. Disciplining out of anger or fear.
More judgmental of their own kids than anyone else's. How could you? How could that be?
Yeah. Like some people have terrible children. I was certainly more judgmental of other people's kids than my own. I've got pretty good kids. It's wrong with your kids.
They're terrible. Wanting your children to follow in your footsteps or live out there. Your unfulfilled dreams. Let them do what they want to. Uncomfortable when their kid is happy.
What kind of freak shows are that that's definitely toxic. Where are you happy? Get in the corner. All right. I was definitely winging now and I just pulled up a random tab. Need to quit shopping on Facebook market, but I might do that for a few more minutes. I swear I'll find something else to talk about, though. I'm a prompt. Howdy, people. What's up?
It's Victor Wilt. Happy Tuesday to you. OK. You heading to Florida anytime soon? Avoid the beach. Got another story about things involving natural waters? Let's talk about Vibrio infections. Yeah, apparently if you have wounds exposed to coastal waters, well, you can pick up Vibrio, commonly known as flash eating bacteria.
Yeah, tapping around here as well. If you've got a little scrape, don't go into natural waters. Also, another way to get infected by flash eating bacteria would be to consume raw shellfish. Yeah, you want to mow down some oysters? Yeah, I'm sorry. I just can't fathom oysters on the half shell.
All right. I've never tried it, but it looks like snot. OK, looks like snot, not like food. And then also risk of flesh eating bacteria. OK. You know, we've talked plenty about eating boogers in the last week or so on this show. You're probably better off eating boogers than oysters. For as I know, picking up flesh eating bacteria from your own boogers is not a thing, but I haven't Googled that. Let's see.
Let's Google. Oh, eating boogers, flesh eating bacteria. Oh, it will not give you flesh eating bacteria, but it's not good. I know I said to eat your boogers that there are a lot of articles called why you shouldn't eat your boogers. Oh, I'm not going to throw the listener on or under the bus who called me and told me they did enjoy eating boogers. Well, I don't know if they enjoyed it, but they did say they never get sick.
Oh, when you pick your nose, you're jamming germs up there. OK, what are we supposed to? You got to get it out of there.
All right. You throw it away. I'm not saying eat it. No matter how ridiculous I get on the show, I don't actually encourage you to eat boogers.
OK. I discourage that type of behavior, same as eating anything that looks like any kind of snot. It's not food. I don't care if people eat it.
Oysters. Howdy, folks, was welcome to the Victor World show. Earlier on the program, I was looking through this thread about things that are either not manly or not feminine or things that people have been told about themselves that aren't manly or aren't feminine. You know, like when me and Lieutenant Crane were talking about this month or two ago, see these threads pop up from time to time.
One of the funniest ones, stepping foot on another man's boat, not manly. This makes me laugh. This thread's really good. All right, peaches. We're talking this thread on Reddit about things you've been told are not manly or not feminine. Oh, what's going on?
All right. I guess I didn't push the button hard enough. Trying to pick up a ping-pong ball. Is that not manly? Have you tried doing it? I'm sure I have. I don't recall it being difficult unless you're like beer pong and then you're all hammered. And you fall over the table.
Speaker 2: Falling down, not manly. My dad really got embarrassed when I was in elementary school and he was driving my mom's car in the license plate says peachy cane on the back. And there's like a glittery, bedazzled license plate.
Speaker 1: Your mom's car? Yeah, because it doesn't sound very manly.
Speaker 2: And so this other this other dab is like, hey, Jeff, why are you driving around in that girl mobile? And then he got all he got all hurt.
Speaker 1: Looking like a girly man over there, Jeff. What are you doing? What do you think about ladies swearing peaches? Nothing to go for. Who cares? Yeah, apparently this woman was told, you know, it's not very ladylike talk.
Speaker 2: So filthy. I've heard my mom say the explicit version of dang it before. One time. That's I was I was baffled.
Speaker 1: I used to laugh so hard when my mom would swear because she, you know, it was always the sweet little grandma, then he throw football on.
Speaker 2: She'd go nuts. Those bleep and Vikings.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, she just lose it. And the kids thought it was hilarious, too.
Speaker 2: Well, because she's a tiny little woman.
Speaker 1: I know. I can't imagine dating someone who didn't swear. Like you hear me off air. Anybody who's met me in person. Yeah, when people like I couldn't do it, I couldn't do radio and not swear. I swear too much. I hate those. I'm like, no, trust me, you could because you lose your job if you swear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't be a DJ. I cuss too much. Well, have you heard me and Victor talk? Exactly. I cuss a lot.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I definitely couldn't be with somebody you didn't swear. If every time I swore, they're like, hey, that's not appropriate. So soap. Time to wash your mouth out.
Speaker 2: They're walking around the fake dump button just and having it.
Speaker 1: Having a girlfriend or something that didn't swear. That would just be weird. I need a foul woman pages. Well, you got Becca. I know. Super foul. A dig it. Nothing against her. No, no, nothing wrong with it. Let's see here. Ladies apparently shouldn't drink whiskey. That's not ladylike.
Speaker 2: Also, the opposite for dudes. It's like, yeah, if I go, I'm going to get a mint and julep at the bar. I'm going to call names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, have you ever had a what's that other minty drink? It's delicious. Delicious. I'm a moso brunch. Of course. Drinking champagne and orange juice is not manly. Delicious.
Speaker 2: It is when I'm with your wife.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like I pointed out yesterday, white color is stronger than Bud Light. So said, dudes, you want to be manly, you drink white cloth.
Speaker 2: I saw your your podcast title from yesterday. Thirty six white claws. Try being a man and drinking a beer. Drink a real beer. Be a man. My friend, Matt, he drinks those white cloth surges and he goes crazy.
Speaker 1: Dude, those are 8 percent. Oh, yeah. Like, I mean, if you're drinking white cloth surge, you you might have a drink of problem.
Speaker 2: He was the guy that wanted the cracking rum that I put in the freezer. See, he doesn't sound very manly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. I mean, one white cloth surge, if you get like the tall can, that's probably equal to like four Bud Lights.
Speaker 2: See, I would know I drink my black tea and water.
Speaker 1: Not manly. I actually earlier in this thread talked about it when I was reading through this during the seven o'clock hour. Drinking tea is not manly.
Speaker 2: Peaches about walking the green belt and tears singing.
Speaker 1: Here I go again. My wife's name doesn't sound very manly.
Speaker 2: Peaches doesn't sound very manly to me. Again on my own. Do you use lotion? Oh, yeah. Yeah, not manly. I use lotion in my stomach sometimes. My elbows.
Speaker 1: You got your belly. I even use the sunless tanner. Well, as we know, fake tan extremely manly.
Speaker 2: Also, I you're the better. I have a whole skincare routine. It's there's facial toner. There's the retinol. There's the. OK, peaches. The daily moisturizer. What a sissy. Sometimes I'll take collagen.
Speaker 1: OK, let's see this. This guy's dad made fun of him for installing bidets in his bathrooms. Like water up the butt. All right, I'm going to leave it. I'm going to leave it. I thought about dumping water. I mean, it is talking about hygiene. OK, you're just cleaning yourself. I think from what I've been reading online the last few months, probably every guy should have a bidet in his house. Because apparently it's a major problem for dudes to clean themselves.
Speaker 2: Save you a lot of toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're saving trees. I mean, water is an issue that we're facing here in the West.
Speaker 2: Drought, drought, drought. I'm glad you talked about like, dude's not wiping because I just saw a video of some girl going like, I just broke up with a dude. She's like, I just broke up with my boyfriend who never wiped.
Speaker 1: Dude, there's apparently so many guys who not only don't like get in the shower and clean every part of their body, including that area. But to not wipe. Dude, you get a rash.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting. I told you about that store, but the basketball game had a rush out to the court.
Speaker 1: You have told that story. We were wearing white uniforms. dudes, please clean yourself. How OK, you would think the second that a woman found out you didn't wipe your dumped like these ladies, some of them that I've read posts from online, they give them a chance for a long time. Like if you're significant other reeks of dookie, they got to go. They got to go.
Speaker 2: But it's manly to smell like smell like turd, it's mainly smell like that Green Day album.
Speaker 1: Gross. How could you even like put up with yourself? You're just sitting there and you just got the the crap smell
Speaker 2: that I feel like we've done up all day. I feel gross for not even put it like brushing my teeth in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh, if I did, yeah, if I if I don't start my day with a shower and brush my teeth and everything, I feel disgusting all day. I can't I can't fathom not wiping.
Speaker 2: The worst is when I come in with the CPAP beard and it's all over the place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the CPAP beard can be a little bit chaotic. Oh, peaches. You mentioned walking around the Greenbelt. Oh, no, this is not very feminine. Apparently a trail running. If you're a woman and you run on a trail, not ladylike. That's what he said online. No running.
Speaker 2: No running. I'm just going to start. If I want to when I'm walking the Greenbelt crying to sad music, if I see a girl running by, I'll start not very ladylike.
Speaker 1: Do you eat bananas, peaches? I do have one of my lunch pail. That is a great. No, I had enough years of Jade sitting across from me doing the noon hour staring at me while he ate a banana. No, thanks.
Speaker 2: Is it manly to post yourself in short shorts with a cowboy hat? No shirt on?
Speaker 1: No, not manly. Disturbing, I disturbing. Well, I could take the easy route and just get back into that thread about things that aren't manly or feminine, according to Rando's out there. But it seems a little too easy.
I mean, it's just there. Now, somebody asked online states can make their own holidays. Why has no state made Election Day a holiday?
Good point. We need more holidays. As long as I get off work, you make any day of holiday for all I care, as long as I get a day off with pay, I'm down.
Now, when you get into the thread, people are, you know, kind of like, hey, it's not really necessary. You can vote early. You can mail in your ballot. You know, a lot of people still have to work on holiday, so it probably wouldn't make much of a difference.
I will say anybody who says like, I don't have the time to vote. Yeah, you do. You do.
OK. The polls are open what 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. when we have elections, which we will hear in a couple months. Are you working 12? That's the only excuse. Then what you need to do is send it in early, vote early.
OK, simple as that. No excuse to not vote in jeans. I know we had better than usual turnout in the primary elections, but it was like what, 30 percent at most?
Something like that. If you're an eligible voter, get out and vote. OK, and the primary elections are like incredibly important.
Make sure to get out and vote in the fall. All right. But please go ahead and give me a day off.
Oh, let's see here. Kind of do want to get back to that thread about things that aren't manly or feminine because it just makes me laugh. There was a guy talking about how he got judged for getting manicures and pedicures.
And he's like, sorry, dudes, you don't know what you're missing. I will admit I have not had that done before. I don't I don't really want people touching my feet. I don't know. They're ticklish and their feet.
Definitely not the foot guy. OK. I. Other people's feet, depending on the person, I guess I'm fine with it.
But my feet, it's like, you don't want to touch my feet. All right. Let's see here. Asking for help when you're lost, not manly. Dudes, trust me. Just ask for directions. OK, driving in circles. And I'll figure it out.
You're going to make your lady very mad. OK, here's a guy back to Katz. This guy had a picture of himself with his cats. People are like, no, not manly enough. Dude, dogs worship their owners.
All right. They absolutely worship their owners. Cats, they will just snub you.
They've got an attitude problem. Dogs are a bunch more work. I mean, guys like to sit around and be lazy, right? Kick back in that recliner, have myself a brusque on a Sunday with the cat or the dogs. I don't know, cats. I guess dudes do like to be, even if they don't want to admit it, they like to be, you know, told nice things and shown appreciation and let it be known that they're loved. Dogs do that all day.
I think to put up with a cat, you that's a real man. They bring you dead stuff. They'll just drop it off at the front door. Check it out. I brought you a snack. Here's a dead bird.
Pretty metal. Let's see here. Some girl who got hassled about playing video games. It's 2026, dudes. If you're telling your lady, it's not very feminine to play video games.
You're going to get dumped. All right. You ladies play your video games as much as you want. Who doesn't like video games? Dang it. I want to go home and play Resident Evil some more. It's getting pretty good, but I got to deal with the carpet shampoo right after work so I can have time to get out and eat. All right.
Let's see here. Wearing sandals. Um, I guess if you're a dude, don't wear sandals. It's not manly.
You got to strap on those hot shoes in the hot months. I was reading through a post online about songs that are often misinterpreted. And I don't know if you saw the articles going around a few weeks ago about Aaron Lewis from Stained. He was going off on Bruce Springsteen. Bruce Springsteen duped us all with one of the most anti-American songs ever. Aaron Lewis is a lyricist. So the fact that apparently just didn't pay attention to the lyrics of Born in the USA.
Tell you was what 50 years old and then throws a tantrum about it. Bro, it's pretty obvious, pretty obvious. If you read through the lyrics to Born in the USA. That it is not like this big patriotic song. Let's look at the lyrics here.
Let me pull it up. I mean, it's pretty much a song about somebody coming back from war and not being treated. Treated well, right? I'm not going to read the whole lyrics out loud on the song, but it's pretty obvious. It's it's blatant. A lot of songs have been misinterpreted over time and I find it pretty funny sometimes. Because like at some point there were a lot of posts making the rounds where people were like, I can't believe that rage against the machine. They're in the news talking about politics.
Is there a single rage against the machine song that is not political? I mean, you do it. You'd assume there's got to be.
But they all seem that way to me. Here's somebody mentioning, of course, Born in the USA. Fortunate son by credence.
Yet another anti-war. And this song is impossible to misinterpret. But people do. People do. OK, this person says my mom loves Take Me to Church by Hozier. What? I don't know what that song is about. I've never paid attention. I've heard this song. Take Me to Church, meaning. Hi, peaches. We're just talking about people misinterpreting songs.
Speaker 2: There was a Reddit post I saw not that long ago talking about a date. I remember if it means a lot to you and if it should be played at this person's wedding because they thought it was a love song.
Speaker 1: People are dumb, dude. They don't pay attention to lyrics at all. Just talking about that. Born in the USA.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not what you think means.
Speaker 1: No, it's a very anti-war song. But Aaron Lewis apparently didn't get that. I forgot to bring that up a couple of weeks ago. He's very mad at Bruce Springsteen for duping us for all these decades with the blatantly clear lyrics.
Speaker 3: But it's very funny when a singer doesn't get it.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. That's bad. You're singing the words. And that's why I pointed out Aaron Lewis. He's a lyricist. Yeah. He writes lyrics. He's a singer. If an average person didn't know, OK. But someone who's a singer in a rock band.
Speaker 3: In a country band. In a country band. In a very politically charged country band.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd think he would have been aware.
Speaker 3: It's like when somebody realizes that Rage Against Machine is very politically driven. They get all angry. You shouldn't put power text in your music. You idiot. Why do they know about it? Quite a lot actually because Tom Morello was a very smart man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had no idea that Tom Morello or anyone else in Rage Against Machine was ever political.
Speaker 3: Me neither. We're highly educated with PhDs and things. Yeah. Did you know that nine to five is not a song that's supposed to get you pumped up for work?
Speaker 1: It's about how the nine to five sucks. I'm not going to nine to five every employer out there. This is my favorite song.
Speaker 3: Dude, nine to five would be great. A lot better than I don't know. Six a.m. to three.
Speaker 1: Six a.m. to three is kind of right. Eight to five. But nine to five would kind of suck too because then, well, it's better than eight to five. But nine to five, you're still getting off kind of late, but you'd at least get a sleep in.
Speaker 2: You might as well make the remix of four tens each week. Get a three-day weekend.
Speaker 1: Can we do that? Please, Jade. Four tens. Please. Can you talk to us? You're the boss. No, I'm not. We don't need to be here on Mondays.
Speaker 3: I'm just a schmuck in the middle that takes more crap than the rest of you.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, you stand up for yourself a little bit, buddy. You're tired all the time. I think you need a four-day work week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rage Against the Management. Rage Against the...
Speaker 3: I need a two-day work week. And the rest of you get to work the other five. I'll do two-twenties. I'm just going to do two-eighths.
Speaker 1: Oh, just two-eighths. And the rest of you get to pick up the slack. I'm not picking up yo slack, fool. I don't want to pick up yo slack, Jade.
Speaker 3: You're going to this weekend. I'm going to go to the dead south.
Speaker 1: I've been picking up your slack every weekend. Well, I hope that it's a scorching hot for you.
Speaker 3: I'll be wearing my little booty shorts in my hat, so I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: I guess you'll probably fit in with the dead south crowd pretty good. I would imagine the dead south crowd is probably pretty similar to a Billy Strings crowd. There's going to be a lot of hippies there.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear Banjo Odyssey live.
Speaker 1: Dude, I look forward to seeing the photos because when I went to Billy Strings, I was like, am I in a grateful dead shell? What is this? Tie-dye all over the place? Like this is a bluegrass shell.
Speaker 2: This is also the same night that Jade's going to launch his new calendar, Guns and Guns.
Speaker 1: Guns and Guns.
Speaker 2: He's flexing with holding guns.
Speaker 1: Well, let's take a look at that weather brought to you by Sinclair Lubrican's Hard Workin's There Heritage. Made American Made True. I really hope that you're just dying in the heat this weekend.
Speaker 2: It's going to be hot this whole week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, today is supposed to be like 90 degrees.
Speaker 3: It's horrible. We'll see how our AC does on the mountaintop.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's why you're like, you're going to be working this weekend. I better not have to drive up there or something. Yeah, windy and hot today. The weekend. This.
Oh, I was like, this couldn't be right. 59 for that. That's the low. It's going to be hot this weekend, Jade. Well, Saturday is not too bad. 76 for the high. That's not bad. It might be about perfect. Friday was like 89.
Speaker 3: Today is supposed to be like 93.
Speaker 1: This website says 90 in Idaho Falls. I think mine said 93. So pokey. I'm sure going to be even hotter because it usually is. I don't go outside. Everybody's going to suck. Oh, Saturday is supposed to rain.
Speaker 2: In your mouth. In Idaho Falls. All right.
Speaker 1: Let's look up at Salt Lake and see how terrible the weather is going to be for Jade. Oh, excuse me. Good hiccups. This website. What is going on with me? But you have a heart attack. Help.
Speaker 2: Help me. Chest impressions. No. Salt Lake City. Good luck. Salt Lake City is looking rather cool compared to Friday.
Speaker 3: All right. Well, Friday's the show.
Speaker 1: Oh, Friday's the show. 96. Good luck, Jade.
Speaker 2: That's right. He's going to be dead south for sure. That one's for you, Jade.
Speaker 3: Well, this next one's for you. What's that? This next one's for you.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I mean, usually when he stopped by, you're just giving me a bunch of work and crap. Thanks for bringing something to enjoy a whole bunch.
Speaker 3: Everything I bring you is enjoyable. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that one. But Battle Snake the band, I liked it. Now, we were trying to figure out what this band reminded us of. They say their influences are bands like Queen, King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, Judas Priest and ACDC with a little bit of influence coming from Lord of the Rings, Mad Max and Dune. All that makes sense. Yeah.
I have never heard of Battle Snake. They've been around. 2017? Yeah, 2017. They're out of Sydney, Australia. And I mean, the song title, I would have clicked on it too. I killed Satan.
Speaker 3: No, the video just looks silly.
Speaker 1: Yes, the video is very silly and they claim it was 100% human made, even though it does wreak of AI, but I guess not. It's a fun video and a fun catchy tune. Battle Snake.
Speaker 3: I kind of love my weird algorithm that pops up these things every once in a while. Well, they don't have a lot of plays.
Speaker 1: No, no. I mean, I think they had like just a few thousand followers on Facebook. Their biggest song on Spotify is called Nightmare King. It has 1.4 million. Currently, their most popular song is called I Am the Vomit with 630,000 plays. The song I Killed Satan just came out today. Yeah, it had like a thousand plays on it.
Yeah, there's like nothing. So I did give them a follow on Facebook. Supporting Battle Snake. And of course, we got to play them for the listeners. Of course.
As we head on out to... With our kids next time. I can't. It's driving me nuts that I can't figure out what it reminds me of. There's some tenacious tea in there.
Speaker 3: It does have some of that. And you said ghost too.
Speaker 1: A little bit of maybe some ghost musically.
Speaker 3: It just has some of that like iron maiden-ish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got some cheese to it. I guess the influences make sense. If you mixed Queen with like Judas Priest tossing some tenacious tea. I don't know. But I like this band. I think the song's good. So, yeah, peaches, if you need a pick of the day, you can play this one later. And I guess I'm going to leave and see what kind of crap you actually want me to do. I know there's always something.
If you bring me something good, there's something bad. Waiting as we turn off the mics. Enjoy Battle Snake. We'll see you at noon all. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Will Show. This program is a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.