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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast. Victor looking like he's a part of the blue man group for today on cam. You got that blue light on you? I'm so cold. I'm freezing.
I just felt like the blue light, sounded fun. Well, I got tons of content for the noon hour of madness and mayhem today. Oh, good. What do you wanna start with? The Swifties acting up?
Do you wanna start with a country song about a Guns N' Roses T shirt? Let's start with Swifties. Okay. Well, CJ Gardner Johnson took a shot at Taylor Swift for not being, what's the word I'm looking for? I have no idea, Peaches, because I don't know what he said.
Am I allowed to say that? Oh, so he was just saying she was, skinny? Yeah. He called her skinny. So the Swifties are firing back.
They found out his mom owns a restaurant. So they are review review bombing his mom's restaurant. Oh, no. And so you can't say exactly what he said about her? He said she she's not thick enough.
Not thick enough? Yeah. Okay. Well, I mean, that's not necessarily an insult, I I guess. I don't know the manner in which he said it.
But Essentially, he posted, well, I can't even say what he what he wrote in his post. Okay. But he posted a picture of what I think is his girlfriend. Okay. And then there's a picture of him and Travis Kelce next to that saying should have stayed with that thick.
Okay. Okay. Alright. Gotcha. Well, you know, attacking Taylor Swift is a brave move online.
It's almost a death sentence. Because if if the right crazy person finds it, then, yeah, they'll review bomb your mom's restaurant, which that's not necessary either. His mom didn't do it. That's just some poor lady trying to run a business Yeah. But it's also her irresponsible son for not knowing any better.
It's like attacking, I don't know, BTS or something. Is aren't aren't BTS doing that military thing now? I am not sure. Are they back from that? Because I haven't heard much from them in a long time.
I know that one of the singers has been putting out music. What's his name? Jimin? Isn't that guy from BTS? Mhmm.
I think so too. Yeah. So You're asking me like I'm a fan of them. Like, oh, I love BTS. Favorite band.
Peach's favorite group, BTS. Likes to dance. Yeah. But I've I've always thought about just jumping on Twitter and trying to make everyone angry just to get some action, but I don't think you end up with the results you want. Yeah.
I'm looking I'm looking at all the, reviews. One star one star one star. Horrible, terrible customer service and below average food. Even though that person didn't show up to that business, they're just review bombing his mom's business. That's messed up.
It's called King's Grill in Rockledge. Where are these reviews coming from? Google or Yelp? Yelp, for the most part. Worst food and service of my life.
The chicken was raw. They should close it down for putting people's lives at risk, and that was posted along with all the other Taylor Swift reviews. You know what I mean? Clearly, it's a Swifty. Pretty much reached a point when you can't really, like, rely on online reviews anymore because there's so much, like, AI fake reviewing going on.
There's even fake Facebook accounts for the most part just putting terrible comments in the comment section to spark controversy. Oh, yeah. For sure. I've noticed that. I've looked at the comment section, and I see people just going against, like, a pet video, for example.
Yeah. And you look at the profile. It's not a real person. Yeah. They've been talking about this for years.
You know? Russia is doing, like, everything they can to keep us at each other's throats. And, sadly, the population can't see what's going on. They'll read a comment, and they'll just freak out, and then it makes them mad at everybody else who may, you know, think anything similar. I don't know, man.
I've I've really been trying to, stay off of Facebook. Facebook's gotten so bad that I've been spending a lot of time on TikTok. Seems about the only semi positive place on social media. Which sucks because I have the most followers on Facebook, so I'm trying to grow my profile even more. I'm posting shorts and stuff.
But for the most part, I have to also scroll it for content for the show and things like that. Well and right now, the only kind of content that's getting action on Facebook is politics. You know, they're they're just pummeling everybody with political posts. You know, Facebook forever was, like, not pushing news, and now that's all you get, and it's all fighting. And so, yeah, I You know who loves it is East Idaho News.
They can post whatever they want. Yeah. Magically, they're at the top of my feed. Oh, yeah, dude. My my page is filled with East Idaho News and all of the other local news sources as well as national news sources, some from other states I've never heard of.
Like, enough's enough. You know, people are exhausted by this. States you've never heard of. Well, that's not what I meant to say. I was gonna say, you don't know all 50 states?
I do know all 50 states. That old song? What's the difference between that I haven't heard of Oh. From other states is what I meant to say. I've never heard of Alabama peaches.
There are states I wish I'd never heard of, but oh. Call them out. Let's see. I was just just lying. If you could erase one state from The U US, what would it be?
One state. If I could get rid of one state. Idaho. Oh. Take that locals.
Oh, no. Just playing. I can't wait for that Facebook post about you. Victor wants to obliterate Idaho. Oh, he said he didn't like it.
He wanted to sell it to Canada. Oh. Alright, Victor. I sent this to you on Facebook Messenger, and there's audio involved with this one. It's from Boyd's Key West Campground.
Now I don't know if I was scrolling Facebook Reels or if it just came across my feed. Can you even scroll Facebook Reels? I think you can. I I think if you're on yeah. There's there's a page for it.
That's right. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Another thing I rarely visit Right.
Yeah. For sure. But, I'm looking at, this video here, and the caption says let me see if I can pause it before it starts. Because it they hate it, like, it but we'll start with no audio, and you have to click the audio button. It says here, would it need Bluetooth for road trips if the radio sounded like this again?
Okay. I can't wait to hear this. This you can tell a boomer posted this. Alright. On with the countdown.
Number 25. From the new number one album on the Billboard album chart, songs from the big chair, here's a recent number one song. Everybody wants to rule the world. At number 25 this week, here are Tears for Fears. That's right, Victor.
I'm Casey Kasem. I'm Casey Kasem. Why would anyone want radio to sound like that again? You know? Like There's some pointless jingle, and then Casey Kasem talking into the microphone.
We're gonna count down 25 songs that we already play anyway. That was Whitechapel on Khabare one zero one. I will find you is what the stalker said to me when he left me that note. Anyway Yeah. That that is definitely a boomer post.
Yeah, there's a reason that, radio doesn't sound that way anymore, and, that reason is because it's old. All the comments. God, I missed that place when I forgot how you say this. When anom anonymity? Anonymity.
I'm like, wait a second. I'm having a brain fart here. It's okay. When anonymity was a thing, Casey always always did it best with a kissy emoji. Those were the days.
I don't know if Casey always did it best. I mean, he was a radio pro. He's a legend. Not trying to shame Casey Kasem, but he did kinda implement the fake radio voice for everybody else. That wasn't his natural speaking voice, was it?
No. Yeah. Hello, everybody. How's it going? We're here.
I I'm hang on. Let me look at the menu while I figure out what I'm gonna order. No. Nobody talks like that. It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem.
I am Peaches. I'm Victor Will. And for those that don't know, Victor not only programs KBEAR, but all the channels in the building. I feel like we have to reiterate that all the time because Don't remind me. You're the guy in charge of all the music, the music director around here.
I'm to blame for whatever problems you have with any of our 12 radio stations. You mean music channels? Whatever. Well, I wanted to suggest this one to you. I even talked to Justin.
They're the the Chris Godwin band. I think they're pretty big, aren't they? I've heard that name. Thinking of the football player. Oh, and I'm probably thinking of Charles Wesley Godwin.
Isn't there a Chris Godwin on the Chiefs? I Yeah. There is. Okay. So the Chris Godwin band, I I don't know if I've heard of that.
He's a wide receiver, same age as me. He's actually a little bit older than me. He's, yeah, his birthday's coming up here. Shout out to him. But, yeah, Chris Godwin plays for the Buccaneers.
That's who he plays for. Okay. And he also makes country music, apparently? Oh, apparently, there's another Chris Godwin that does country music. The Chris Godwin band, has a new song called G and R T.
G and R T, a Guns N' Roses t shirt. The Guns N' Roses t shirt. So it's about a girl wearing a Guns N' Roses t shirt. Let's find out. Chris got the band G and R T lyrics.
Yeah. I'm sure it's about he's he was at the bar. There's no lyrics. Come on. Play the darn song then.
Alright. Let me go to Let's just listen to it. The dreadful s word that is Spotify. I'm sure it's there's a girl in the bar. She was maybe she's a little bit wild.
Okay. Here it is. G and R T. Maybe it ends up on his I can't say for The first thing I see is a girl, you know, looking all romantic into the camera early. She's not wearing a G and R tee because then he She's not.
She's wearing a blank T shirt. Yeah. I'm sure you would get a copyright strike. Sure. Okay.
Yeah. Oh, wait. These these guys have some weird some weird titles. Rich like Ryan Reynolds. So all their songs just, name dropping?
Shot of Jack Jack Daniels, another similar track. We like brands and celebrities. That's what we like. They should team up with the dog face and do what about ocean spray. Yeah.
Now can you access the lyrics in Spotify? It's got the little microphone. So small of a band that I think you can't. Okay. Let me see.
I'll click on the the song here. Oh, here we go. Thank you. They actually do have it. Alright.
Well and so we don't have to expose ourselves to the G and R team. To listen to it. Well, I can't say for sure where I got it. It might have had another owner before me. I put it on so many times that I nearly wore it out.
That t shirt don't owe me a darn thing. When she saw it sitting there on the hamper on the pile of clothes I was gonna give away, she picked it up and put it on like it had been hers all along. I knew I knew it had to be a I I I relating to the girl wearing a G and R tee and that it was on the floor at some point. I wasn't doubting you at all because I was hoping for maybe this guy just wrote a song about a Guns N' Roses T shirt and didn't have to include a country music stereotype into it. No, dude.
There's there's, like, five types of country music songs. They're all about the same thing. Booze, love song, heartbreak, religion, and America. Yeah. Exactly.
Am I am I missing any others? Trucks. Yeah. I kinda tie that into America. True.
True. Maybe you have dirt roads. I guess you gotta include the outdoors, but that kinda goes into America. Let's fast forward here. Oh, that has that nineties country sound.
She picked it up and put it on like it had been hers all along. And she winked and turned and went on with her day. Now I think they got this idea from actually finding a Guns N' Roses shirt on the hamper, and maybe, like, his wife put it on, and he and he was like, wow. You look sexy in that thing. You sure are, Purdy.
I should make a song about this. No. You should make some songs more like g and r. It's what you should do. Curtis, get the get the lyric book.
I'm ready to write a track. Oh, man. Country music is just I I don't know, man. But you could see somebody in, like, the lifted truck listening to this and going, wow. I can relate to this.
My significant other also took my Guns N' Roses T shirt. Yeah. What you're I should send this to her. And where's the song about somebody jacking your hoodie? You know?
Come on. Yeah. That's what that's what my breath each time she looks at it. Course. If it's first thing in the You should write a you should write a country song about, like, some girl in a tool t shirt and how she thinks she's smarter than you or something.
That'd be pretty cool. Wrapping up the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, I am Peaches. I'm Victor Will. You know, they always say it's worse somewhere else, so you could be in a worse place. You know, we deal with, one particular co worker that keeps turning the lights off in the bathroom, and I feel like he's doing it on purpose at this point.
Maybe so. Maybe. He seems he he is he he's, showing off his personality recently by hanging out with Jade. Yeah. Yeah.
And I could see him being like, forget everybody else. Time time to shut the bathroom door and turn the light off and just let that stink fester. Well, it's better than what's happening at this, Stellantis engine plant. Did you see this story pop up? I don't think so anymore.
A leaked memo from the plant has come out into the public, and I guess, one of their workers it's in Indiana. You were just talking you were just talking about Indiana this morning. No. No. I'm gonna get pummeled with Indiana stuff.
He's apparently smearing Okay. We yep. If you get what I'm talking about. Yep. We don't need to say more.
Smearing bandit is on the loose in Jeep's engine factory, and it shows the emoji the the number two emoji on top of an engine in the in big letters, why? Why? That's a great question. Why? And, I mean, how hard would it be to catch somebody?
You just gotta cameras. It's a plant. You should have cameras everywhere. Yeah. And, you know, what you do is after each person uses the bathroom you know, it sucks you gotta do this, but you go in and check.
Just one after another, you go in and check. And then eventually, you're gonna be like, oh, it was peaches. I can't even play me. Hey. Stop that.
But it's still, supposedly, they, they've had this smearing all over its bathrooms that the, well-being, health, and safety manager of the plant had to wait. I guess that manager will go into that restaurant and go, hey. Who's doing this type of thing? This whole story. Gonna get an answer?
Me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's gonna say that publicly?
I imagine, like, getting let go from your position because you're the guy they found out that was doing this, And then you have to go apply for another job and go, why did they let you go of your from your previous position? And you have to go, well, I was smearing, you know what, all over the wall. Unauthorized painting. The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem is a production of River Band Media Group. For more information oh, wow.
It's swallowed my spit wrong while I was still talking. That's funny. Alright. Okay. Where was I?
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