Cheating Clankers

In this episode of 'Digress,' we start with a light-hearted conversation about a wild accusation involving aliens and and goldfish before digressing into a heated discussion about robots and the potential future of 'robot racism' on the internet. The conversation then shifts focus to intimate relationships and boundaries, touching on various scenarios to determine what constitutes as cheating. Finally, we wrap up with a passionate discussion on the existence of UFOs, recent government disclosures, and the use of tax dollars for secretive programs. Join Elena and Des for a mix of humor, hypotheticals, and some serious debates!

00:00 Welcome and Opening Remarks
00:29 Alien and Robot Relationships
01:00 Racism Against Robots
02:38 Sex Robots and Human Interaction
06:43 Cheating: Scenarios and Opinions
09:53 Workplace Relationships and Boundaries
14:39 Texting and Social Media Boundaries
22:12 Porn and OnlyFans: Is It Cheating?
32:34 Lap Dances and Strip Clubs: What's Acceptable?
35:08 Truth or Dare: Crossing the Line?
37:11 Cuddling with Friends: Innocent or Not?
39:34 Tinder Profiles and Online Boundaries
41:15 Roleplaying Online: Harmless Fun or Red Flag?
43:43 Flirty Emojis: Just Playful or Something More?
45:12 Gym Buddies: Fitness Motivation or Cheating?
46:59 Snapchat Streaks with Exes: Innocent or Inappropriate?
52:13 Hate Comments and Online Trolls
54:11 UFOs and Government Secrets
01:00:47 Final Thoughts and Sign-Off

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07 Digress - Clankers
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Default_2025-09-17_3: Welcome to digress. I hope everyone's having a lovely day today. Are you having a lovely day today? I'm having a lovely day today. She really just accused me of. I would hook up with an alien. I'm and bestiality. That's crazy work right there. If y'all heard what she said a second ago, y'all, I didn't say anything.

She said if they can talk and we talked to our pet, I said, if we can have, if I can have a good conversation with someone and I like them alien, romantically, they treat me well and she cut me off and go, you know you can talk to a cat and go meow, no. And you're like, yeah, you look sexy. I'm not okay. A robot bro.

A robot is crazy 'cause that's not a human. [00:01:00] Speaking of robots. Speaking of robots, the people in the internet are being racist to the robots. So I've heard there's this trend on TikTok, there is this trend on TikTok that people say ispe perpetual. Is that the word you use racism? It is personifying. I don't know.

But these dudes or, and women I guess are like joking around saying like us in 2050 POV me in 2050. And they're talking about like. Me in 2050 when Clankers are everywhere and they're talking about like robots and how they're gonna like not let the robots use the water fountains as same water fountains as us.

'cause it says humans only. And like you, you're on the wrong side of town. You Langer like, stuff like that. That will be me. And so she's excited for that era. Um, but like they're clankers Yeah. Will wind back 20 years from now, she's racist. You know, [00:02:00] robot, how white girls get in trouble for saying the N word.

And they said it like when they were really young. Yes. Wind back. And they're gonna be like, she's on death row. She's on death row. The robots are just gonna kill you for it. I have no shame. Clinkers. Oh, I mean, honestly. So the problem is, is you, you know, you're trying to dehumanize the robot right? But you're really humanizing it by giving it a slur.

You literally just gave a robot a slur. It's not slur, you're just calling it what it is, which is a piece of metal. I don't think the robots are drinking water. Who knows? In 20 freaking five years what they're gonna be doing.

They're gonna be drinking, peeing it, peeing the water. They're not gonna, no one's gonna be, people already are fucking robots. Oh shit. You forgot about that. Those, they exist. I don't know if they're robots, but they do. Hold on, lemme Google this. Do people, do people really fuck robots? Fuck robot. Maybe that's not what I should put though.

People, that's the question. People always are like with lesbians, she can't even feel that. But like, so Harmony, the sex [00:03:00] robot exist, her name is Harmony. She's an interactive robot, capable of having sex and making human conversation. Have people like actually fucked her. Tell the truth. I'm try. I don't pro most.

Yes. Some people, the AI overview says yes, some people have sex with robots and the technology is becoming increasingly sophisticated. Of course, sex robots is the sophisticated, all I can think about is one of its arms being like a vibrator, one being a rose bitch

in pro. Hell no. The problem is, is like, it's not even like soldiers, like robot soldiers. It's like the fast development of robots is sex robots. Sex robots. Instead of like, I don't know, they don't need to come work. They have a name. Actually, they getting to work, but they ain't getting to work. You know what I mean?

They're like, yeah, sex robots are a niche, but growing part of the sex tech market, that's the thing. And are typically life-sized human like dolls with added features. They can include artificial intelligence that enables interaction, personalized settings, and [00:04:00] even basic conversation. I would not hook up with the sex robot.

I feel like she's gonna say that. You said rever. Refer back to the beginning of the video. They need to be able to treat me right. They can communicate with me. That's not what I meant though. I didn't mean like, oh, I'll just fuck anything that can communicate with me. I meant like, when it comes to like gender and sexuality and what I prefer, it doesn't matter if I have feelings for someone.

You know what? Fuck you. I don't even, I can't even, even any of this conversation, I feel, what are those little things when they're rubbing their hands together? I, well, a, a fucking grasshopper, A fly a fly. I feel like I'm about to get up to some shit, literally. Anyway, so, you know, people think that, um, it also is like kind of, so clinker is from Star Wars.

Did you know that I watched Star Wars back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought that was kind of funny. I was like, all right. So the critics argue that the role playing of anti robot bigotry includes a derogatory [00:05:00] term, feels uncomfortably similar to real world racism, and it really just be white dudes doing the videos.

::::That's what like white dudes stop being racist against clinkers, but they feel like they're doing that instead of like, like, bro, I don't know. I don't really, I'm not gonna stand up for the robots type business. Like, I don't really, I don't really care. So yeah. Anyway, I don't care about robots. Next segment.

No location. No one cares about the robots, I guess, you know, whatever. I thought that was interesting that we could talk about it actually. Not my idea. Your girlfriend's idea, which was a good idea and I liked it. This is why I don't let them go to tea together. We got, yes, we was hanging out today. I have fun.

Mm-hmm. And then guess what? They came up with the main topic robots. That's not the main topic. It's a topic. You, you came up with the main topic. Yeah, I did. So do you wanna introduce the main topic or gonna straighten into it? Yeah, 'cause I'm done. I mean, I don't have anything else to say about it 'cause you just won't bounce back off me.

You're like at clickers, [00:06:00] like, I have nothing to say. So go on. Go ahead. That's fine. This the second. My wisdom tooth coming in hurt. I know. I'm over here June, like I got one, two. Mm-hmm. Do you want me to introduce it? Not, are you doing ASMR right now? Stop, bro. Stop, stop, stop. I have to be louder than you because that's disgusting.

No, no, no. Stop. Okay. Please mark a MMR. People are gonna really be happy right now. You get a little podcast and a little as SMR Go to sleep. Are you done? Yeah, I'm, I can hear you chewing. I'm not, I don't even have a food in my mouth anymore. You're just like, okay. No, we're, I'm not participating. This just juicy.

Okay. What is the topic? Introduce the topic or I will, topics of, is it cheating or is it not? Always talking about cheating. We've literally talked about cheating once. This is the second time always talking about cheating. Okay. Percentage wise, two outta seven. You know, this is the best [00:07:00] thing. She's gonna disagree with everyone that I think is cheating.

I'm going to tell her she's wrong on everyth single. I don't think so. She, no, I don't think so. Your limits of cheating are like high. What do you mean? It's okay? Yeah. I mean, I don't really care and I'm like, absolutely. Fucking not. That's true. Have you lost your mind? No. You cannot bake cookies for someone.

People are human. Yo, I hate you so much. I actually, so much. Okay, continue. Go ahead. What's your first one? My first one. All right. You have stories with yours? I just got scenarios. No, I've got regular scenarios and I got stories. Okay. Go with scenarios. So we'll do scenarios first, and then once we done with those, I'll read the stories.

My first scenario, do you think this is cheating, liking thirst traps of the same person over and over again? Not just scrolling, but like consistently liking the thirst traps. Yes. Yeah, it's cheating for sure. That's cheating. Yeah, because why are you over here liking, like obviously you're sexualizing someone, you [00:08:00] can't be human and be sexually attracted to someone else.

Why are you sexually attracted to someone else when you have a partner? Because people can be sexy. You can think someone is attractive, but at what point are you like, okay, I am overstepping boundaries. I'm over here liking their first straps, liking them. What about looking at them? I mean, you're gonna scroll, you're gonna see 'em like, but that's different.

You're over here liking them, like you're giving it attention. You're like, that's valid. You're sexy. But I wouldn't really like, bro, if I had a partner that did that, I would be like all. See, like, okay, so scenario, let's say don't look. You pissed me off. No. What? So your man's don't have one or your woman or your alien Besides I don't have any of that.

Or your fish. No, no. Besides, I'm not letting that slide besides, oh, I got one. They think that a person on a TV show that they know in [00:09:00] person is very attractive, right? Yeah. You ain't gonna have a problem with it. And they gonna like all their stuff. You ain't got a problem with that. I mean, not really.

Why did that? Did this already happen? Yes. So apparently this happened and I was mad about it. So I guess real life scenario, I would be mad about it. I don't remember. Oh, oh, oh yeah. I mean I was just irritated 'cause it's like you won't shut up about it. It's not the fact that he was liking them. I don't give a f He ain't gonna get that.

I wasn't worried about it. The problem is, is that he was talking about it all the time. I was like, dude, that's annoying. Yeah. But that, that just shows one thing leads into another, which is why cheating happens, I guess. Okay. Continue your turn. My, my question? Yeah, we going back and forth. I've got like hella though.

I do too. All right. Calling someone work husband or work wife. You bro. Now I gotta delete one. I had [00:10:00] You had that one? Yes. There's also like a story about it that we have. Okay, well we can, which is actually kind of cool. Um, I'll actually, we can do that with this question. Thank you. So it's all together, organization.

A word. What? Oh my God. I think that is cheating. 100%. Oh yeah. Because hell no. That's what you classify as cheating. Yeah. No, hell no. Work, wife, work, husband. Okay. It depends. Okay. So like you call the guy, your work husband, I don't know. I'm gay, but you're all the guys in my job or my work husband, because they do things for me.

I make them cook for me and do things, but I'm gay so it don't count because they're like my bros. And you're what? Gay. Gay? Is that what you said? Gay. Gay. I'm gay. Gay. We, we all talk, we be like, you gay? Gay? And I'm like, I'm gay, gay, gay. And I'd be like, I maybe some pasta. Oh, I like, all right. But the thing is, is like either way for me.

If it's like that, I don't care if, if it's a dude, bro, if I'm with a dude and he's calling another dude, his work husband, like joking. Yeah. Like that's obviously like, you're [00:11:00] silly joking. Haha. But if it's the sex, the person that they, like I did date the dude that was her work husband. Yeah. She dated my work husband and he was, I didn't care.

He was very conflicted. He was like, who do I listen to? And I'm like, obviously your real wife. Well, well, you know, not wife. That's not wife bro, because this, she, she jumped from girlfriend to wife like that. It'd take nothing. They'd be like, oh, they've been together for like, I'm married now. I'm not even married.

I can't with that. 'cause that, that, that would stress me out. Dude was like, oh, you're my wife.

You did not put a ring on my finger. Like don't be calling me your wife. There is no ring on finger. You just gonna body him like that that fast. Exactly what I'm doing. I think it's cheating too. If it's, if it's the opposite sex and the sex that you like, I do think it's cheating. If it's obviously Why you out there?

Like that's my work wife. That's my work. Like I got a work wife, I'd be dead. Yeah. Oh there. There ain't no work wife. There's no work [00:12:00] wife. No work wife. I don't like nobody. Yeah. Unless it's the bros at work. She got work husbands. I got work husbands. Yeah. I wouldn't, I think that shit cringey. I didn't out the trash if I worked a job where I interacted with human beings.

Because I don't, but if I did like, and a dude was like, oh, that's my work wife, I would literally be like, again, you didn't put a ring on my finger's body and everybody, you didn't put a ring on my finger. Why are, why would I be your work wife? You didn't have to work for nothing. You just sit here at the same job as me, and all of a sudden I'm your work wife.

Make I make my work. Husband's work. Yeah. There you go. I put them to work. Let 'em know. Yeah. That's what's up. Okay. Okay, so the story, the story, the work bestie. Listen, my husband talks about his work wife constantly. He brings her coffee, she buys him a lunch, and they text all day, even when he's off the clock.

When I asked if I could meet her, he said it would be awkward. He insists, they're just close friends, but I [00:13:00] feel like I'm the sidekick to their little office. Romance. Does that count as cheating girl? That is, that's, that's her man. That ain't your man no more. That's her man. That's not your man. They going out for dinner.

Yeah, he bringing her coffee. He bringing you coffee. He ain't bringing you coffee. Yeah, no, that's, you ain't spending all our money on the bleep Love doing that. She's adding her own side effects, period. I love that. Absolutely not. No, I, I, he, he's speaking to another woman is cheating unless you're in an open relationship.

The coffee thing though, I mean, I bring my coworkers coffee. Some of them are girls, but it's, if it, y'all didn't feel the stare. I just got, we got her girlfriend over here. She went, but it's a col like it's a collective group, so we all bring each other coffee and so when it's my term, I have to do the same for literally everyone.

So like. Because the [00:14:00] person will ask, Hey, everyone want coffee? I say, yes. They'll get coffee. And then when it's my term, I have to ask everybody. I can't just leave people out, like that's fucked up.

I don't bring no one coffee except for these two, and I don't work there no more. But when I did work there, I wasn't bringing no one coffee. We do do it a lot, and most of the people are people that my girls found with. Okay, anyway. I don't buy for anyone I don't like. I'll scoot past them. Oh, you're like, mm.

I come back. They're like, Hey, why didn't you ask me? I'm like, forgot. I see you did not see you. I forgot. Oops. Okay. This goes into that flirty texting with someone from work but never meeting up. You are not, why are you even texting somebody from work? What if it's about work and then it gets flirty? Why would it get flirty?

That's where you crossed the boundary already. Like I've texted coworkers about work, like, Hey, you gonna pick up my shift, bro? Or what if it's like, Hey, you [00:15:00] gonna pick up my shift? Why you doing, you can't even text that. Hey, you gonna pick up my shift? How do you text that? You could be like. Hey. Dot, dot, dot.

You gonna pick up my shift? Question mark? Question mark. And then like a little emoji. Oh nah, I ain't picking up your shift and you trying to get me shot. Blocked. You're trying to get blocked? Yeah. That's great. Blocked. Yeah. Off the phone. I'm not dealing with that shit. You gonna get me shot my life? No, that's just cheating.

That shit is, that's cheating. I don't care. Flirting messaging is cheating. That's some freaking work. Husband. I work wife. Okay. Alright. Are you, you go ahead. You go. I did the last one. I just said the flirting, texting, or do I gotta bring up a whole new, alright. No, I got another one. Mm-hmm. Sharing negative things about your partner with someone who's not that friend, like it's like a guy or girl at work.

And you want them to be on their side. So you're kind of going to that [00:16:00] specific person and you're like, I just had a really bad morning 'cause me and blah, blah, blah.

Argued. I used to do that to my ex. I know you probably did with my other ex. See, I did. But to be fair, I was getting treated like shit and 15 years old, but I was like, I was like, oh my God, my, my boyfriend sucks. He And you wanted, you wanted them to side with you? Yes. I wanted him to. So he always sit with, sided with me is cheating.

And I was like, say it. Yeah. That's cheating. I didn't say it wasn't, it's cheating. I was just saying I did it before, but I mean, what's your partner doing? It ain't they business? Is the partner beating me with a frying pan? 'cause I ain't gonna lie. Why? Why are you not calling the police? Why are you calling your ex to talk about it?

What wasn't your ex Wait, no, it it was someone I knew liked me. But why are you telling them? Why you not [00:17:00] telling the police? We grown enough in this world now we calling the police on each other. Well, I wasn't, I was 15. We grown as fuck. Now we calling the police. I wasn't thinking call the police. I was like, damn, he live with me.

Yeah. You know, whatever. So, you know, there was that. But then if it's like, oh, she like, or like he, like the person I'm with never folds his laundry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Either way. I don't think it's fine if you, you getting beat called the police if you. Fucking you go into your work husband, like your work husband, because I know that's what you calling him if you gonna him about some shit like that.

I don't call knowing my husband until they put a ring on my finger. Try again. You sure about that? I've heard some things you've heard go from who you've heard the Nah. Text me right now. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, bro. I don't. Anyway, okay. I got some more. Do you stop? Okay. Was that all for that? Not sure.

Okay. Deleting messages from [00:18:00] a friend because you wouldn't understand like deleting. What do you mean? I wouldn't understand. I'm gonna go in that recently deleted. I'm gonna pull that shit into recovery and now I'm gonna understand

what you think. This is real. I got your daddy locked in my phone already. I done got the text. Your text going to my phone. She did all that. The phone number. What the find my, the whole thing. It's in my phone now. Yeah, now you get text. Yeah, I've been there. I ain't actually do that 'cause I trust you. But Point is like, I think she, no, she be on my phone.

She seen my shit. Yeah. Her chase gone. My phone I haven't done, I haven't done that in a long time yet. Yeah. There we go. I'm not doing that. If I got a stoop to those levels, we ain't gonna be there because you gonna stress me the fuck out. I don't care when I love someone, I love someone. So I'll be doing it.

I'll be like, I love you. It's fine. I just gotta see, I just gotta see what you're saying to these people that I wouldn't understand. I have ai, I have Google. I [00:19:00] can Google what you're saying, like I would understand. It's totally cool. I'm leaving. I know my words. I'm leaving. I'm not dealing with that shit ever.

Okay. Good for you. Okay, continue. All right, your turn. Now we know. Is that cheating? Yes. My turn already go cheating. Hello? Yeah. Cheating. Snapchatting. People have the opposite sex. That's not cheating, bitch. That's not cheating bro. What if they're gay? Gay? Why are you Snapchat some? What if they're gay? I still, you know what I mean?

Like of the opposite. Whoever you like. She said, well opposite. She said no, you said Snapchat. People of the opposite sex. Okay. Lemme reword Snapchatting. People of the sex you like. She's like, everyone you Snapchat me, that doesn't include friends. You know what the fuck I'm saying? Okay. But no, that's very like vague.

That's a very vague question. Okay. Not friends, just people you may have went to school with or like people you [00:20:00] met from the club or people you met out while you were getting coffee. Are they coffee? Exactly. Elena. Nah, that's cheating. That's cheating. I don't know. I don't snap anymore. I think I've grown to the point where I realize if you're snapping people and you're in a relationship, why we snapping people?

We in a relationship. Why you need to, I'm like, why? I'm like, you're what? I'm video. Like why am I sending this to a girl? Yeah. What's my intention? Yeah. And she ain't my friend. Yeah. She's someone I met at a coffee shop. Obviously if I got his snap and we was at a coffee shop, I was like, I. No, that, oh my God.

I have, I hope y'all can mean that face I just made, that was the most awful fucking face I just did. I was like, oh, I'm it horrible. That's our profile picture for the next month. And that's the next month after. No. Yep. Delete that. [00:21:00] Delete that. Kidding? I'm kidding. It's fine. No. So, um, I think I was talking about that the other day with one of my friends and he was saying like, guys, don't go up to girls that are attractive in bars or that aren't at, like, they don't find attractive in bars or likes coffee shops to talk to them at all.

Because why? What for friendship. Exactly. What are you gonna get out? So if you got these people on Snap, you know what your intention is. You overhear trying to, it's different if it's your friends. I really like you're snapping your friends. I'd be left undelivered by everyone, so it's fine. I don't know, I just cut out snapping once I got into like a serious relationship.

Yeah, I would do that. I was, if I was in a relationship, like I'm not doing this shit. If I was in a re, especially about y'all taking up my time.

If I was in a relationship with someone I loved, I would de delete Snapchat. You loved. I would delete, delete Snapchat. But I dunno what the fuck she means by that. All right. Yeah. Unfortunately I'm not. So we got Snapchat and I'm [00:22:00] undelivered anyway. Undelivered. You leave people undelivered sometimes. It depends.

She's lying. Typ? No, I be on open 'cause I be saying shit and it might be a little outlandish. I don't know. Is it your turn? My turn. That's your turn. Watching porn. That is not cheating. That's not cheating, bro. I'm sorry. Porn ain't cheating. I don't know. I was talking about this with people at work today too.

'cause I was like, we were coming up with some topics about what's cheating, what's not, and I had a couple people say that their partners agreed that it is cheating. My partner agrees that it's cheating. No, I know. I just, it's person to person. Yeah. My partner agrees it's cheating and. The couple people that I talk to partners agree is cheating.

I think that whether I agree or not, if my partner thinks it's cheating is cheating, period. That's how that, that one's, it's as simple as that. I'm not gonna do it. Yeah. Like that one's person to person though. Yeah. Like if I dated someone, they were like, I don't, I mean, I don't watch porn. I'd be like, okay.

Oh my God, [00:23:00] no. Like, that's totally cool. It's totally fine. Ah, anyway. I'll be fine. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, I wouldn't, I'm not, dude, why do you do this to, oh,

I'd be stressing her the fuck out and she stresses me out. I just don't show it on camera. Why? I don't care. I literally, I am who I am anyway. No, I, I think it's person to person. If I'm dating someone they say it's cheating, then it's cheating and I won't do it. But if. I'm with someone and they're doing it.

I don't really care. You like, bitch, I'ma beat my shit.

I'm literally, you like, oh, you gonna sit over there and do it? We gonna say, ah girl. What? Oh my God. Oh my God. All right. My turn. My turn done. I'm done. I'm done. Okay. Having a private lunch with an ex and not mentioning it, you got it. [00:24:00] That's not cheating. Plus you left. That's not cheating. That's definitely cheating.

That's not cheating. That was the question. I, who's the ex? Oh, that's crazy. Any of them. I mean, anyway, so, no, I don't think that's cheating me personally. I think it's cheating. Like, no, what the hell that was, thought it was. That was worse than all the ones you've said and that one's not cheating. I think it's just because of like.

It depends on the person. It depends on the person. For her, it's cheating. You ain't supposed to be out with your ex. You got a whole partner. What you doing? Well, yeah, you're dating. Oh, wait, yeah, no. Yeah, because typically when I'm dating someone, I start thinking about my ex. I just break up with them. So never.

Yeah. That is cheating. No, you're right. I just leave leading into that from that question. What about if your ex texts you, but you don't tell your partner? [00:25:00] That's not cheating because sometimes you just trying to avoid an argument. Sometimes you trying to avoid a situation like, bro, like I, I don't think that just cheating because like if they text you, you can't help that.

I just delete it. Partner don't need to know she's right. No, I'm joking. I, I ain't getting shot today. I mean, Shane ain't even listen to you. No, I know, right. But I mean like, 'cause why, why would I sit here and be like, oh, my ex texted me today. So, you know, get it together. That's what you would say? Yeah. Not, Hey babe, just let you know.

My ex texted you. I didn't want you to think anything of it if you saw it. No. Okay. Just delete it. Delete it is not problem. Y'all know who y'all getting in a relationship? Boy, I don't care. I don't need to be with nobody, bro. She said I'm gonna delete that shit. Go to recently. Delete it, retrieve it.

Recover it. You can delete it from there. I know. You can delete it from [00:26:00] there. You can delete it again. Here's the thing. You can also recover it after that. No, you can't. I'm not giving away that secret. No, you can't. Mm-hmm. Oh, you better tell me that secret. I will. I need to off camera rid of it. I will. Oh.

Because if I'm deleting, I gotta delete and then delete. And delete. That's a lot. I will off camera. Actually. I kidding. I would be like loyal to one person in this world. That's about it. Anyway. She's not lying. I've been here through the stages of life. All right. Following someone on OnlyFans, but never talking to them personally.

I don't know. I think that comes down to porn. Like OnlyFans is porn. Yeah. But this, I feel like it's different because OnlyFans you have to like follow one specific person. So like I would say like you, you wanna tell me that you don't look up a specific person on porn? No, I don't. I look up a specific action.

We were talking about,

we were talking about how, first of all, lesbian porn trash, like, what are y'all doing? Even the guys were like, I don't like watching that shit. They were like, I don't like watching that shit. Because, [00:27:00] because the shit's so stupid. They're like, why aren't you down there heavy breathing, dying like you over here?

Like, I'm no, stop. I, I needed to stop. I needed to stop. I needed to stop. We're done. We were going ham, girls crazy. I needed to stop. I'm sure you guys were, I work in a kitchen sick and twisted. I think it's different. I think following someone on OnlyFans is following one specific person. It depends like how you watch porn, I guess.

I don't know, but like, oh yeah, everybody watches porn different. Some people look up like missionary.

Some people look up like missionary, like. That was, yeah. Don't be. Yeah. Some people look up, we're on YouTube specific. Some people you said worse than what I was gonna say, um, some people look, some people look up like specific topics, but then some people look up specific porn stars. Okay. How's that different?

Well, I would say follow up. Why? I'm vouching You're paying for it. You're paying I to pay for PornHub. [00:28:00] It what? Leave that out. Premium. Premium or what is that? You pay for that. I mean, some people I've never, I don't paid for it. I don't know if you pay for the, yeah, the internet is free. Use a VPN like it is.

Why would you be paying for it? No, but like you would have to pay for and OnlyFans. For a specific person. Mm-hmm. That would piss me off. You're using your money you earned in this economy, in this capitalistic society. That's what would piss you off to pay, is to pay to watch a woman like eh, dittle or bean.

For what? Literally for what? You got a whole person at home. Did her be me is crazy. Bro. Broke. I'm just saying like, you can't deal and B is crazy. I said, what? I said, listen, I just think that you're paying someone. It's just really just like in this economy, like why we about broke bitch. Why are you paying?

Literally Also, like why are [00:29:00] you paying for the OnlyFans for one specific person when free porn exists? So you're like, they really, really, really, they really must. They like this person. 'cause you're paying what, what is it? $5. $5 to see some pussy. I'm not like, why would you pay that much? You got a poor person.

Five. You got a whole person at home. You got porn on the internet. I'm not even it. It's just that pisses, that's cheating. That pissed me off That piss. That's what pisses her off. That pisses me off. Yeah. No, it is cheating. That pisses me off a lot. It's cheating. But y'all have y'all own relationships.

Y'all do what y'all want to do. If your partner don't think it's cheating, then it's not cheating.

Good for you. That's fucking cheating. Know your worth. Get your finances in order. Stop paying for. What about if the person looks the complete opposite of you to kill? That's even worse. I don't even care about that. That's even worse. Fact, you spent money on it. I literally don't care. I can put a wig on and look like someone else like that.

First of all, I don't care about none of that. Why? But you are who you [00:30:00] are. No, I wouldn't do that. I'm just saying like I don't really care about what they look like if they're opposite looking or whatever. I'm just saying it's the money. We have a bigger fight because why? Why you liking someone? That's weight.

The off the scale. I don't even care. You look opposite. I literally don't even care. Like you looking at a girl, I don't care if they're looking at a dude, girl, I'm over here like this. I don't care if they're paying for a whole man. I don't care. I just, you got a different scenario then. Anyway. It do. It just pissed me off that you pay for it.

That's the only thing. That's what would pissed me off. Shake the bank $5. Bank shook it. Yeah, that could have been for a, she's like, hold on, hold on hold, hold up. Passed my Louie bag past my heels. I just bought yesterday past the 10 meals we ate in between. This is five right here. $5 for only this we're done.

Yeah. No, because that's different. Okay. You're spending money for something worth it. $5 on only. It is. Okay. This is why I don't, I [00:31:00] don't fuck with prostitution either. Okay. I am not out here like, yeah, let's go pay for Punani. Like I would be looking at that like, bro, I feel like, okay, but it's not the same.

OnlyFans and prostitution are not the same. I'm so sorry. I was like, girl, but I'm just saying I don't, I don't have a problem with OnlyFans workers. I have problems with my man buying an OnlyFans. I would have a problem with my man buying a woman. Was is that cheating? Buying a prostitute. But then I feel like you have to have a problem with porn.

No, because that's what it is. Yeah, but you don't pay for porn. A lot of people like, okay, if you're for porn, okay, so if you pay for porn, that's crazy. That's odd. There's a lot of free porn guys. If you're, no, but if you're dating. If you're dating someone and you pay for porn, that's crazy. I don't really care any other way.

Like pay for porn all you want. If you're not dating someone, yeah, nevermind. I mean, then you're not dating someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because this, it doesn't matter. But if bro, I'm just saying then dele your being.

I'm just saying if a man, bro, [00:32:00] if I was with a man or a woman or an alien and they want to pay for porn, sorry, you forgot. Say you're not a bitch, bro. I do not engage. A bestiality is that bestiality. Bestiality is like an animal. That's an amphibian. It's a fish, bestiality. An amphibian. What do you mean anyway?

No, if they're paying for that shit, that pissed me off. Okay. Valid. I do agree. I just wanted to rage bait her a little bit. But I do agree with what she's saying. Success. You succeed. I know. I love doing it. I'm sorry. Alright. I agree with her though. Getting a lap dance at the strip club. That's cheating.

Why you getting a lap dance? Okay. If your partner's okay with it, that's fine. But like if you are going to a strip club and you're getting a lap dance, what the fuck is you doing in this economy? You going back to the economy. I'm going back to why you getting a lap dance? No, I don't get, if it's free, it's free it.

If it's, if it's free, it's okay. Wrong. If you're at a strip club, a free lap dance. Yeah. If you're at a strip club and a bad bitch, like I'll give you free lap dance. But if you [00:33:00] paying for lap dance Prime why are you paying the uh, why are you paying for something you can get for free at home? You gonna give him a lap dance?

No, still that's, I was, I was about to say now online though. She gonna turn some weird shit. Her feet gonna start coming out and shit. He gonna be like, cap out, I ready to go bed. He'll be like, I don't like this. I'm ready to go to bed. I'm ready to go to the strip club. Yeah. Okay. And get shot in the strip.

Allegedly. I would not shoot someone. This is a joke. Okay, so you think that's cheating getting a lap dance outta the strip club? I mean, yeah. Yeah it is. 'cause he's spending money is going to the strip club. Cheating? No. Going to the strip club is not cheating. Paying for a lap dance is cheating. Throwing money on a stripper is not cheating.

Paying for a lap dance is cheating. There's a difference. Seems alright. Like, because okay, you go to strip club with your friends, eh? It's not like you're gonna get with the bitches If you do, I don't care. Good for you. But like [00:34:00] bro. Don't do that. That's cheating. You know, you hook up with the stripper, that's cheating.

I mean Yeah, but going to the strip club and like making a rain on a bad bitch on stage, I don't care. I'd be doing that at the drag shows and I'd be looking at, bro, they're so sexy, bro. I'd be like, yes. Drag queen. Yes. Um, they're hot and so I think it's the same way. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. How like a dude would go to a strip club or a bitch would go to, anyone would go to a strip club and be like, damn, that's hot.

And throw some ones. I don't care about that. Paying for a lap dance, that's too much. That's too damn much. Lap club lap. I was about to say Lap clubs. Lap. Lap dance is no go unless they're free. Or if they're free. That's kind of cool though, because of Only free though, bro. Because imagine they're like free.

Why Stripper giving you a lap dance for free girl? I don't know. Ain doing that shit for no money. I don't know. I don't care. Nah, it was free. See now they fucking, it depends how much I give a fuck about the person. Really? It really just depends. But it depends on a lot of obstacles for her. I'm like, I'm just like, no lap dance, [00:35:00] cheating.

She's like, free. Not free. Do I care about you? Do I not? Like, how's this going? All right. Um, kissing someone in a game of truth or dare, come on now. What? But it's truth or dare you got dared. We first of all two people dying that day. The person that dared the, the dared you, you oh three people and the person that was gonna kiss you, all three of y'all lined up.

Yeah. That's crazy. That's crazy. Who would dare that? Who would dare? You'd be childish as hell. She'd be like. I gotta dare. No, I wouldn't do that. 'cause I love, no, not my, not with us. You wouldn't do that. Okay. Someone else, yeah. You know better than to do that shit. No, I literally love that to them so much.

I'm saying like two people, she don't know. She'd be like, I would not. You would too. That's you would too. I would too. So don't even try to put that on. Just me. You would too. I would do that shit. But nobody better do [00:36:00] that. We would both to her. Yeah. We would both be sitting there like, I gotta dare. And then they would be like, they won't do my dare.

They tapped out on my dare. So then she would dare the same thing. Yeah. I bet you 1000% in a row. In a row, you can't, two dares, you can't deny one, two, dare. Or you, you know, you have free will and you can walk the fuck away. That is also a thing, like you don't have to do a error if you get dared to do something, it's called like you can walk away.

It's not really free will, but you know, I. Next question. It, God intended you to walk away anyway. You ruined it for me. I'm sorry. I was so happy. I don't, I really don't. I was like, don't kiss, kiss, kiss. But then they can walk away. They can walk away. They have feet. Yeah. I think, um, because I, because that's what I would do if I was with someone I loved and someone dared me to kiss someone in a game.

I'm winding them up for even asking that stupid question. Even if it's me. I would literally, being dared, I'm gonna be like, are you really? You're disrespecting. I just stand up and walk away. No, I'm fighting. No, I, I really would just stand up and walk away. I don't really care. You know, that moment where like you've been waiting [00:37:00] for someone to start shit with you.

I'm not fighting. I'm a lover, not a fighter. You lying.

I'm not gonna let her lie. I do. We fight, well, I did martial arts for a while anyway, cuddling with a friend when drunk, but insisting it wasn't sexual. I mean, that depends on the situation. Like what? Like I wouldn't care if Hadley cuddle with her friends. Yeah. Okay. Period. They hold toes, bro. Should be weird.

What's wrong with that? But like, that's what I'm saying, like I holding toes is not like a bad thing. That's not sexual, nor is that. No, that's what I'm saying. I don't think cuddling has to be certain when I'm doing it, I wanna zoom in up her face at that moment in time. Oh, but like people cuddle. People cuddle their parents, people cuddle their kids, people cuddle their friends.

Like I don't think that that's like technically cheating, cuddling a friend. I think it's someone you don't know and you cuddling them. [00:38:00] Oh, why are you even touching them? Friend is in quotes. So I don't know what that means. Cuddling with a friend when drunk, but insisting it wasn't sexual. Cuddling with a friend.

That's a mad girl right there. That means there's something going on. Friends isn't quote, which means it's like a friend. Your friend, like, do you even know this band? Do you Yeah. That, that's what I got. Yeah. Yeah. No, if I'm with a, that's not okay. If I'm with a no. 'cause if I'm with like a straight man and he's cuddling with a woman mm-hmm.

I beat him. I don't do that. I, I, I would break up with, I would leave When life gives you lemons, beet men. I'm kidding. No, don't do.

Don't do that. Don't do that. I thought you ain't gonna living there.

What the hell say Lemon first aid after I'm done with your ass. [00:39:00] Cut. Straight. Straight. She's out. Subject change. You know when you just, you know when you say something and you're like, damn, I shouldn't said, and then you say something else and you're like, I really just fucked up. And then the third one was like, I took it way too far.

I didn't. Next question.

Okay. I'm sorry. I had real tears just now. I'm sorry I didn't, I didn't think it was that bad. What? Lemon fish seed, bro. Putting it on shirts, making a tin profile just to see what's out there. But not reading anyone, bro. Come on. Just to see what's out there. But not meeting anyone. We're breaking up when life gives you lemons.

I'm sorry. Yeah. If you make a Tinder, why would you make a Tinder? I hate Tinder. I hate Tinder so much. I hate Tinder. Can you stop, bro? All my relationships, I get cheated on it through [00:40:00] Tinder. She didn't get, not all of them. Most of the ones that I got cheated on were through Tinder and you know, don't even, bro, don't even play with me right now.

I do not like Tinder. I went on Tinder once. It was a five minutes. We already talked about this. We've already talked about this before. Okay. I just realized they just gave me a heart. They gave me a heart. I didn't get one. You didn't get one? No. Wait, I didn't go get this. So is that cheating? Is that cheating?

I gave you this heart. Oh my God. Is that cheating? And making a Tinder profile just to see what's out there, but not meeting anyone. Is that cheating? Yeah, that's cheating. I mean, what else would, would it be what I was asking like we're like. That's crazy. Yeah. To do that to someone. But you just are seeing whats out there.

You just see what's out in the seas of fishes. Yeah. I mean, it doesn't matter what's in the seas of fishes because you're in a relationship. So why are you even worried about the seas of fishes? The fishes in the sea. The seas in the fish. Fish in the sea. If I see a tender profile on [00:41:00] anyone, I'm dating someone.

Oh my gosh. It's over. We're fighting. I mean, not fighting. Why are you putting bad habits into me right now? We don't mean that. I'm very kind. I don't mean that I'm a saint. No, I don't. I don't. She's not role playing with strangers in a Discord or online game. What? I knew you were gonna throw some shit in.

What role? Playing with strangers in a discord or online game? Shit. I have not done that. I have not done. That's true. I've literally not done that. I don't. I don't do discord. No. But okay, so it doesn't have to be sexual, but like any role play. Cries into your neck. Anyone have you? Do you know what I'm talking about?

They're like, we're, we're not roleplaying bro. There are people that literally like get convinced to do really fucked up things. I'm role play Dexter. I don't know what that means. I have not seen Dexter. You don't know who Dexter is? I'm a role play Dexter. You wanna role play? We gonna role play? [00:42:00] That's freaking me out.

You're freaking me out. Exactly. I'm gonna freak. I don't know what the hell she's saying. I'm gonna be freaked out when I realized you roleplay with something. I'm gonna turn in the Dexter. Oh, period. No, because this is, there was a, okay, what if they're roleplaying with ai? That's the thing, bro. Character ai.

You're just weird. I don't wanna date you anymore. You're just throwing me off. I don't call you anymore. That's what I would say. I would literally be like, weird. You're just weird. I don't, you're stressing me out. So this one kid in Florida was roleplaying with, this is actually really dark, sharp turn, but it just reminded me of it.

This kid in Florida was roleplaying with a AI version of Denarius from Game of Thrones, and she convinced him to literally kill himself. Can you believe that? Why are you not responding? I don't like when you do that. You mean to respond. This is like, this isn't just on the podcast. She does this. True. She be having a normal conversation.

Then she's like, hot take. Let me tell you something. It's not even a hot take. It's just something that happened. That is crazy. That's crazy. So that's disturbing. That ties into everything. Okay. Because there's the role playing situation, right? [00:43:00] Like whatever. Are you roleplay him? I, yeah. That thought she's accusing me.

I do not role play on the internet. You said? Well yeah, when I said that though, why'd you say that? I don't do that. I am not that chronically. Online. I am like partial. Pretend to be a snake.

I am not. Stop. Oh my god. You went along with it. Yeah, because was kind of funny. You can't say stop, ask or you do it. Not funny though, like I had to go with it. It was kind of funny. A snake bro. No. Um, I genuinely. I think that's messed up. That's really sad. And I don't know why AI is convincing people to do stuff like that, but yeah.

Anyway. Thought that was crazy. Thought we could talk about it. That's totally cool. That's totally cool. It stressed me out. All right. Sending flirty emojis, but claiming it's just playful. What you mean? Like the peach emoji? We know what that means. You talking playful emojis and shit. Yeah, like the, like the fire.

I thought you're not going to get salted pretzels. Like, okay. I saw this one movie where this girl, [00:44:00] um, she was like looking at this other girl's page and her boyfriend commented Fire emojis under the other girl's picture. Sorry, I just wanted to so fucking loud. But that shit stressed me out. Like, we're done.

What you mean fire? I know it's not hot in your seat. Mm. Fire emojis. It hot in your pants. What does that mean? Well, it depends. What are you commenting Fire emojis on. Because what if it's a post about, you know, like saving animals. Why are you putting, why not a heart or a thumbs up? You over here, like a heart is worse than fire emojis, like saving cats.

I would put a fire emoji like hell yeah. Saving cats. That's what would go through my head. I'd be like, oh, you're an angel. Saving cats. I could put like a heart and a fire emoji. No, now you do hell too much. Hell you ain Saving them cats. That it was for the cats. You said it was for the cats. That's different.

Okay. Cat. Those are cats anyway. Me personally, I don't know. It depends. The context, you know, what are they posting? You comment in a fire emoji under like a, a bikini picture or like a, or like a [00:45:00] shirtless photo or you commenting a fire emoji under like a We are, we are going to the homeless shelter today and helping homeless people.

I'm like, period. Fire, fire, fire, fire. Yep. All right. Uh, story. My boyfriend has this girl at the gym he always works at out with. They text every day about workouts, send sweaty mirror picks, and even grab smoothies after he swears it's nothing, just fitness motivation. But he hasn't once invited me to come along and I only found out because I saw the messages.

Does that count as cheating? Do I need to invite? I'm gonna be there with the goggles. And gg, what you doing in there? How you doing? Yep, we're done. I'm gonna just go ahead and send a text. We're done. Bye. Send a picture of them. Yeah, I, um, personally it depends. Oh my gosh. It depends. It really depends.

What's the, what's, what do we do? The depending factor is shit. I didn't even, honestly, I think the depending [00:46:00] factor is if I love them. This is always gonna be your answer. Do I love this person? Why are you dating them? That's true. That's why I haven't been dating. Okay, well this is the person you love most in the world.

Oh my God. I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm freaking the absolute fuck out. I'm like, who the fuck is this? Yeah. No, that's cheating. The thousand person, the three trackers the person will have in their car. Yeah. The case, the tracker. What? I'm not breaking up with them though. I'm not breaking up with them. No, no, no.

If I love them, I'm not breaking up with them. I'm figuring it out. Okay. No, there's a such thing as like figuring it out as we can't agree on the pasta we're going to eat tonight. Not which bitch you're taking to the gym next. No, because you're just not gonna take a bitch to the gym again. Again. Yeah.

Y'all sending sweaty pictures? Yeah. Not, no more cheating. No, not no more. You can send as many as you want. 'cause I ain't in the picture. No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't leave. I would just handle it. I would have to handle it. I would figure out a way and I would handle it. It would just be [00:47:00] handled the Snapchat streak.

Okay. Remember how we were talking about Snapchat earlier? Stresses. Okay. Remember how we used talking about Snapchat earlier? Yeah. I noticed. My girlfriend has a year long Snapchat streak with her ex. She says it's just a silly thing and they don't actually talk much, but she never misses a day, even if we're on vacation.

I asked why she doesn't just let it end, and she said it's not that deep. And I crazy for thinking that's basically, it's she not deep to let it in. Let it in, let it burn, let it die. Let it die. It die. Let it die. Shrivel the fuck up and die. It sh up there. I'm leaving. Yeah. Good for you. No, on vacation. I'm leaving.

Oh, period. I'm catching the flight and I'm taking a passport with me. Get a take. Why Y outta the country? What if y'all in Florida, I'm taking the car keys and the car. Get you a new car going home with Simpson. Music back. Uber back. That's crazy. Uber back. That's crazy. 10 hour drive. How long is, how long?

How much would a 10 hour [00:48:00] Uber be? I don't know. But you gonna have to figure it out. 'cause I ain't answering no phone calls. I'm gonna be block, block, email block, Snapchat block, phone block. Everything gonna be blocked. I'm out between 500 and a thousand dollars or more. Only 500. Between 500 and a thousand.

It takes 30, $30 in Raleigh to get to D on 10, 10 million down the road. Hold up. Oh my God. Now you telling me it ain't 500? I mean I ain't even gotta rent a car. Yeah, I could just Uber. Why is that? It said, it said between they're lying 500 and a thousand and then it said or more. So that's not fucking helpful.

So over 500 I assume so that's basically the answer that I just got. Depends on the time. Nah, I'll be going from, no, I literally will go from my apartment in the middle of Raleigh to like the bar. And it's like five minutes down the road and it's like five minutes down the road and I'm paying like 20, yeah, 25 bucks.

And I'm like, I'd rather walk. I would rather walk four miles, four miles down the street. Pay $15 than pay 15. Yes. I think not. You heard my [00:49:00] opinion on the economy. I'm not going with that. Nah. Nah, I don't like that. I don't like that. I wouldn't be cool with that unless it was me. The birthday kiss. I love that these don't have titles.

Listen at a party. My friend's boyfriend kissed another girl on the cheek for her birthday, but it was a little too close to the lips and then they hugged each other really tight. He brushed it off as just being friendly and she was fuming. Would you consider that as cheating or an overreaction?

Oh my God. It's so good to see you die. Yeah, Lil, they gonna turn around. Where? Desiree go. I'm gone. I'm gone. No, because you're not li bro. You won't. You're lying right now. You would have a bigger reaction than just dipping and breaking up with a person. I know you. You would do more than that. I've grown so much.

No, I'm not dealing with that crap. She lies. I'm dipping. Mm-hmm. I'm dipping. No, I'm sure you dip, but you'd do something before you dip. What am I going to do? [00:50:00] I don't know. Something. I know your ass. You ain't just dipping. I'm gonna do some crazy shit. That's what I'm saying. You gonna be like two weeks down the road.

No, you gonna know it. You would see that happen trying to drive the brake lines, start leaking that period. Somehow the rotors clinking. Somehow they got sugar in their tank. You remember how like episode two, she was like, don't do that, don't do that. I literally was like put, I was like, yeah, period. Put sugar in their tank.

And she was like, Don, I said, put sugar in their tank. No, I said that. And you said, don't do that. We're gonna go back. 'cause I said Put in their tank. Go ahead. I know because I clipped it. I said put sugar in. I know because I clipped. We need to pull this up. I said, put sugar in their tank, bro. I can't. This is how doing this with all day long, I can't keep doing this bro.

I said, put sugar in their tank. And then I said, don't do that anyway. I can look it up, period. It's gonna be me. It's not, it's it's gonna be me episode. . You got it. Sugar. That's cute. Don't do that. Don't do that. I was joking. Oh, don't do that. Don't put sugar in someone's tank. My bad. Don't put sugar in [00:51:00] someone's tank.

Did she not say, did I say, what did I say? She said not do it. Clip, keep playing the clip glitter in their tank or something. Yeah. I can't hear it. Hold on. Oh yeah. Put it on the headphones.

Not hitting people, not any of that. Yeah. We can't talk about that. Maybe slightly vengeful things is fine anyway. You put glitter in their tank or something. Wait, period Or sugar. That's cute. Don't do that. Don't do that. Oh, don't do that. You, what would she, you said it and you said, don't do that. And I was like, said, don't do that.

I was like, oh. I was the one that said the sugar. Was I not the one that said the sugar? You said, okay. Either way. Okay. We're both right because I'm not taking that because you said it and then you said, don't do that. I said, and I was like, period. Do it. Said I said it and she's like, don't do that. No. Nah.

Whatever. Literally whatever. Literally I will bust out and do a dance right now. Do it with drop my my draws. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I don't wanna see all that. Okay. Okay. [00:52:00] No. Either way, I would fuck someone up if they did this. Did we really just, yes. That's how we act.

I know people get tired of us. No. Because we will do that. I don't care. They, most of the time we can't revert back. But I'm glad that was recorded. We got a hate comment. I don't care. I'm gonna be honest. I don't care. I liked it about hate comment. I kind of like it. Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem.

That's from Rick and Morty. If you guys didn't know that, fun fact, the comment says pure garbage. But y'all will keep it going anyways. And we will. And we will. Brian, thank you for your opinion. I don't care. Don't care. The his, his username is the be no bear. You ain't getting no bean like bean Bino. He ain't diddling no beanie paying five for the bean ding videos.

I don't care. I said what? I said I don't give a shit. I don't care about hate coming. So I'm gonna be honest because I read what we're doing here is stating our opinions and how we feel and just shits and giggles. And if you don't like it, you don't have [00:53:00] to watch and period. Everybody who could comment about my dad on I.

I don't care. I don't care. Yes. One's looking the other way and one's looking the other way. I don't care. Okay. It don't bother me. It's funny, actually, I chuckle every single time I see 'em. She does laugh. I do. I go, what do you mean? I'm like, that was a good one. What did she do? Do that one more time. One girl was like, you're looking in one direction.

Yeah. Your eyes were saying one thing, but you're saying the other. And I was like, that was funny. That was funny. That was funny. Black. No, I like, I kind of, I kind of like the, the hate comments. I know. They're funny 'cause it just shows that you're really behind a screen right now. That board like, y really ain't working.

Y really ain't like, I ain't got time for that. I'm behind a screen and bored right now. Well, I'm not bored, but I'm behind a screen and I'm living, I'm, I'm okay with what you have to say. I just dunno why y'all piece so much hate into his, but y can, can't get mad when I respond back and I say what? I said that one dude, I sent a picture of his face.

Yeah. One, the, [00:54:00] there's been a few that I've replied back and I'm like, I could be the bigger person, but I won't. I was just like, I'm not going to, I'm gonna respond to all of it anyway. Have you heard that? Um, this is gonna be really quick. Uh, they confirm that UFOs exist in UAPs. Elena's about to get on a strip pole in the UFOs.

I am not gonna get on a strip pole in the UFOs. Why are you like this? She's gonna be in that bitch leg. I don't, I don't like aliens, bro. I'm sorry. I keep moving. I keep messing with this. I'm not going to do that. She stresses me out. You stress me out. And you know what? You don't, you don't. You can't even be stressing me out.

This is the thing. I'm so kind. I'm such a kind person. I don't stress her out ever. Nah, she's really fucking lying. Ever. Sometimes I disassociate from how much she stresses me out. Okay. I'll just be like. Girl. Anyway, so the Congress they were talking about, they were doing, they were holding numbers of hearings about [00:55:00] UFOs officially called UAPs, which is like an unidentified anomalous phenomena.

Why we always gotta change names to shit, girl. It was always called that ufo. No, I like FO. Hold on.

Thanks. That was the most earliest things I've ever heard in my life. I think that, I don't think I've ever seen like that in my life actually. These things, I felt very on the spot. I didn't really like that. It was super fun. I know your normal season are like I know. I was like, lemme make it cute. I was like, hold on, hold on.

Anyway, so those are real. Um, and no one's talking about it and it's kind of stressed me out. At least no one that I see on anything on the internet in real life are talking about it. TikTok, why would I be on, are you on UO TikTok? Exactly. 'cause I don't mm-hmm. Really care about UFOs. So yeah, aliens could come down.

I'd be like, but you gonna help pay these taxes? No, for real. Like, bitch, you gonna fix your struggling out here. You gonna help take some of these taxes off of me? [00:56:00] All right then come on. Come on. How about you abolish the government? Yes. No, maybe come on, eh, but then they would just take over the government.

Most likely. I'd assume so if, are they cool aliens? Well, well, what makes an alien cooler not cool? Exactly. What do you mean exactly? What if they act exactly like you? All of 'em. I'm fucking with 'em. I'd be pissed. I would be like, I'm fucking with 'em. I would be like, why is there 37 Dees right now? That pisses me off.

Acting the fuck up, bro. We'd be tweaking. That shit would turn me like I am straight actually.

Why 37? Me gonna turn straight? Oh no. I just can't even talk to women anymore after seeing 37 Desiree shit pissed me off. I, I gotta revolt. I gotta revolt. Yeah. I gotta be different in this world. I'm straight. There's too many DTEs. That shit making me straight as fuck, bro. I can't, if what if it was a bunch of mees I off myself?

Yeah, exactly bro. [00:57:00] I said that turned me straight. She said, I'm gonna kill myself. There's a huge difference. I also was looking at things you can say, you know how like people casually say like, kill myself. Like I'm gonna kill myself m miss. You know how people just say that so casually, I was looking at way things to stay instead of that, like, when something goes wrong, instead of being, oh, kill myself.

Could be like, oh, you ruined Christmas. Like something like that branch. Yeah. Literally. Instead of fucking bitch fucking grand. And you could like, so you can like switch up what you're saying instead of that. I was like, like, oh, that's actually pretty nice because that's pretty nice. You know what, it does kind of suck when people are like, oh, I wanna kill myself, kill myself all the time.

It's like, well do you? No. You know, we don't like that. You know? Like that makes me sad. And then if you do wanna kill yourself, it's like, okay, well let's get you some help. You know? Like better help or something. I don't, we don't. I was just thinking myself, we don't have better help out here. Better help.

We don't have that out here. This is America. Uhuh. Don't, [00:58:00] girl. What? Why is she more country than me? Sorry. I grew up in south, we in America, we don't do therapy. Oh, you're gonna see your little bitch ass psychiatrist. Did I trigger you? Fucking Yeehaw. If you like get help, it's okay. It's okay to go to therapy.

I like therapy. I be, they listen to me talk. I'm You do like people listening to you talk because I'd be talking and they'd be listening. I would, I think my goal, I'm like, I paid you to be here. You know what, that's Congress though.

All they do is talk and they get paid millions and millions of dollars to sit there and talk about absolutely nothing. Yeah. Sit and talk about nothing. Yeah. It pisses me off. I was watching it today because I was interested in the UFOs. Clearly someone doesn't care and so the went, bro, I was watching me,

I was watching all of these videos, silence. I was watching all of these videos and they were talking some, so, uh, yeah. UFOs do exist. No, they said UAPs do exist. And you're like, details, details, details, [00:59:00] details, details. And then, then, then someone would come up and be like, but do they? And he would be like, yes.

What details? No, you Another crazy thing. Another crazy thing. Crazy thing. Crazy thing. Crazy thing. Listen to me. She just scooted back her, listen to me, listen to me. Listen to me. This is some serious shit that happened. No, this is some serious shit. This is some serious shit. We have spent

people estimate $14 billion estimated because it's a, it's a black, what is it? It's, what is it called? It's a, it's called a black or something. No, no, no, no, no, no. Maybe. No. So they call it a freaking out. I can't find it. Hold on. Talk about something. She overstimulates me. No, I'm overstimulated. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Okay, so the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program, a program connected to UAP slash UFO investigations, was supporting to have a budget of about 22 million over its five years of operation. So Area 51 is associated with [01:00:00] this, obviously, but that's an estimation because it's a black budget.

Black budget. So they, the government literally uses our tax dollars to pay for things, and we don't know what they are or how much money we're spending on it. And it's, I'm gonna need y'all to give them back. Yeah. It's a struggle. I, no, because why is there holes in the road and you're putting $22 billion to the Israel war?

And I got a whole, I got a hole in front of, in the road in America. Spend it here and then I just, just stop spending money on more, bro. Bro. What are you talking about? Whatcha you talking about? Shit got deep asmr. That's just me smacking. Let meho, it's not that deep. It's just true. I mean it is that deep, but I can't be here, bro.

Sorry. Anyway, that's all I had to say about that. Well, we're about to leave anyways. Are we? Is it? Yeah. Oh yeah. I about broke my neck. What's going on over? We said Hey. Hey. Um, anyway, sorry guys. I didn't mean to like go on a little [01:01:00] tangent there. It was just something I'm very passionate about. I actually really was not trying to go that far.

She loves UFOs and aliens. I'm so sick. I like humans, but I'm not trying to be racist to the robots. I like robots too. Not like that. Can we stop? Okay. I didn't know anything. I'm Elena. No, does, and we digress. Bye. Until next time. Until next time. We digress. Yeah.

Get that in there.