Art, in all the wrong places

What would be like to read the weather report in a place with no weather? And where no one is listening anyway?

A one-minute weather report from the Moon. 

Part of my ongoing series of weird public announcements:

Created for Audio Playground, a fun audio assignment project run by Sarah Geis.

Photo by Photo graphics Art on Unsplash

What is Art, in all the wrong places?

You can't always trust my characters, because they often get confused between sound and noise, countryside and abandoned building, fiction and reality.
I explore sound, speak languages and talk to strangers. This is, unmistakably, my work.
AIR Member. www.cristinamarras.com

Good evening, here is Cristina Marras with your daily 1-Minute weather report from the Moon. Skies are clear today, no rain, no wind, because I am on the moon and there is no atmosphere up here, and I am sick and tired of not having anything to report, just as well because I doubt that there is even anybody listening down there on earth – earth I pronounced it correctly, haven’t I? There is no ‘h’ in earth, earth. See? I can say whatever I want and no one will listen or notice, nothing, I can even say the F word, I won’t but I could, I can say chair, window, cat, unconventional, see…? nothing happens and no one complaints, as long as I start and finish with the standard
And this has been Cristina Marras with your daily 1-Minute weather report from the Moon –back to earth... earth.