The Viktor Wilt Show

Topics discussed include post-Halloween recap, Fireball chocolates, trick or treating in small towns, the legality of keeping wild animals as pets, new roundabout causing people issues, Halloween pranks, people having meltdowns at the polls due to their lack of knowledge about electioneering, being respectful to poll workers, early voting, traffic laws relating to e-bikes, non-alcoholic beverages in vehicles, bicycles in traffic, pedestrian law, people speeding near the INL, ISP hiring, do cops need to be visible when monitoring traffic, when speed limits kick in, DUI vs DWI, what to do if you see an officer with a tail light out

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It's time for traffic school powered by the advocates, and lieutenant Crane is coming at us from on location somewhere. What up, Marvin? How's it going? Well, I'm kinda glad today's the day I decide to come from location because it sounds like after Halloween, you've had a trick or treat for me, and it sounds like a treat, but it was really a trick. Yeah.

Peaches showed up with this the other day. He walks into my office and he holds up this canister and it says Turin Fireball Whiskey, and it has a picture of chocolate. So I'm like, dude, you can't bring that to work. And, then right below whiskey, it says nonalcoholic. So these are chocolates that are filled with a caramel cinnamon fireball flavored filling and, they're pretty gross.

So I was like, this will be great. I'll hook up the cops with some whiskey chocolate that's not really whiskey. And I thought it would be funny to get your reaction, but I I guess they're all for me. I would had to break it. I'd had to let them know that you guys are breaking the violation and bringing food into the studio.

That's what I did then. It's true. They are sitting in the studio right next to me, but, the the canister is closed. Real. So we're we're okay there.

Now I'm gonna try out the back alley. Yeah. Yeah. It you know, we gotta keep it classy in here with a container that says Fireball Whiskey on it. Make my boss really happy.

But anyhow, how was your week, buddy? Man, it was pretty good. How about that, weather for Halloween? I hope everybody still had a great Halloween, was safe, was able to get the candy they needed to keep their kids hopped up for the next few days. Yeah.

I had, 4 trick or treaters. I just talked about that. I think they hit the trunk or treat at the church behind my neighbor's house because I could hear a quite quite a ruckus and then nobody came over. So next year, I'm not putting up my Halloween decorations if I get no turnout for trick or treaters. Now I got this pile of candy, and I don't need that in my life even though it's delicious.

Yeah. My wife went all out. We've done the full size candy bars this year trying to talk more kids into coming here. Yeah. How did you guys do?

Did you get some, trick or treaters? We probably about averaged the same as you did. Not many. You know, I would, you know, having been out to your place, if you were a kid and you had to walk house to house out there, that would really suck. 1 I'd hope you're giving out full size candy bars because you're, you know, the energy the full evening, you know, I I went to 4 houses.

Well, listeners, it's time for you to call in and join us for traffic school powered by The Advocates Injury Attorneys. 208 535-1015 is that number to call. I was reading this story earlier, lieutenant Crane, about a man in New York who he rescued a squirrel and turned it into a social media star. It was a squirrel named peanut, and some other people on the internet were like, you can't have squirrels as pets in New York. So they turned him into, the authorities and they came and raided his house and took his squirrel away.

He's very upset. Are you allowed to keep squirrels as pets in Idaho? I don't know. I'd have to read the fishing game code on keeping wild animals as domestic. There's some rules and regulations on that.

I don't know if a squirrel falls under that, to be honest with you. Yeah. I mean, a squirrel's not quite the same level of, concern as something like, you know, a cougar or something like that. Liger. Yeah.

Liger town. Oh, man. Liger town. Now were you an officer at the time that the Ligertown thing happened? I was.

You were. So were you out, like, on location as part of that, or were you working in a different, region? I was in a different area at the time, so I didn't get involved in it, but I was in law enforcement at the time that that sure made the headlines. Yeah. I remember that, my grandparents, they had a little bit of land, in the mountains outside of LABA.

And so when you hear that there's, you know, lions and tigers on the loose, I was like, this is wild. Let's go camp it. No, it just bizarre. I had no idea that there were those kind of things going on till that hit the news. No clue that somebody had a compound packed with lions, tigers, and hybrids.

Oh. Very crazy. And now okay. As far as keeping like, what about a raccoon? Could you have a raccoon as a pet?

I wanted to go back to that a little bit, but, a lion or a tiger or a hybrid, that that's a man's cat right there, Victor. Hey. Then neither one of us are men with the kind of cats we have. Though I did get my older cat a nice spiked collar. It's black and has, you know, the metal spikes on it.

He looks pretty too. Beautiful. Yeah. Rocker. The the girl cat, you know, the one I got from you, she has a color with a little cute bow on it.

So, but I think I'm gonna get her one with the spikes on it too. Cause they're pretty cute. Yeah. I think you have to have a special permit in Idaho to have a raccoon, a fox, or coyote, or any kind of wild animal like that is a domestic animal. You have to have it, permit and then let them be known what you have and where it's at.

Alright. So outside of Liger town, have you ever personally, you know, had to respond or in the course of doing, you know, your job encounter somebody with some kind of insane, pet? No. Not insane pets. We've had a couple of times where individuals that have private elk branches that got out, we've had to go help round those up and do things that way.

But no no real insane pets like that that have got loose from a compound. Okay. Now private Elk Ranch, is that like a place where, you know, people are just raising elk and they graze free? Or or is that like, you know, where Joe Rogan, you know, goes and hunts and is like, yeah. I'm a hunter.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what they most of those are for raising, big trophy out for elk hunts. Yeah. Okay.

Alright. Looks like Peaches is gonna join us here. Peaches, do you have a question for lieutenant Crane about the law? Yeah. If enough people complain about a certain roundabout, can that, do anything?

I I think we just make a road right over the top of it. Yeah. Because there's a new roundabout in Ammon that people are saying that it was ordered off of Timu. That's just, horrible to look at. And as you know, roundabouts around here still confusing for a lot of people.

Now yeah. I haven't seen this particular roundabout. I wonder what intersection it's at so I could go scope it. It's on life in Idaho Falls. Somebody complained about it.

Not life in Idaho Falls parenthesis southeast Idaho. No. Just the other life in Idaho Falls group that for some reason exists. Okay. I don't know if I'm a member of the other group but I'll have to, let's let's see if we could pull it up here determine what intersection it is.

Oh, yeah. There is a just plain life in Idaho falls group, and it has a, a lot of people in there. All right. Come on listeners. Join us 208-535-1015.

The number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. I wonder if the post got deleted because the guy was getting a lot of, well, actually, no. He wasn't getting a lot of hate. I think he's getting a lot of, laugh reacts to it, so I'm assuming it would still be up. Yeah.

It looks like this one's just a bunch of people begging people to come trick or treat at their house. They're like, here's my address. I have tons of candy coming on. The other one's, the negative group. They're like, oh, I only had 2 trick or treaters compared to how I used to have a 100 stop with the trunk or treats and all this stuff.

Yeah. Well, at least they weren't fighting about politics for once. Alright. Let's go to the phones. K Bear, you are live on Traffic School powered by the advocates injury attorneys.

Who's this? Hello? Go figure. We got mute mic. Get get a call from somebody and their phone's broken.

Hello? Hey. Hey. Are if you're on, like, Bluetooth or something, pull over to the side of the road. He's calling in via Canon string.

Put your phone on, like, regular mode. Don't tell me what to do. I'll tell tell you whatever I want to. I'm in charge around here. Alright.

We did hear you say that. So what's up? Who's this? This is Victor Crane. Victor Crane.

What's going on, man? So me and my wife, where she's talking about sit roundabout it's over by Hillcrest high school, by the way. But, all around about I have walls and people seem to hit them. So why not make them flat anyway? They have a walls?

Yeah. Like, if you know that they have the curbs. Oh, okay. If you're being too close to the roundabout, then you're gonna bounce off of it. Yeah.

It's There's a about right down the road from Costco. Yeah. Now that out Conneville High School is. They got, like, that pretty flower bed. Well, it was pretty, but people like to run it through it.

They're trying to make their way to Costco. They they have to go get those screaming deals. Yeah. They might not wanna put decorative stuff in the middle of around the bounce around here. We put spikes.

So that way, if somebody bumps into it Oh, but then they're stuck in the middle of the roundabout and clogging it up. So we can laugh at it. We can laugh at them. People would just be, you know, brutalizing those people in the Life in Idaho Falls group. Well, this new roundabout is, absolutely just flat like he's mentioned there, and somebody with, like, a giant lifted truck is gonna go right over it if they really wanted to.

Alright. I'll go give it a whirl. Yeah. Might as well. I would love to see that.

That'd be great for our YouTube channel, Kbert 101 RMG. All right, man. So you're familiar with this roundabout. Any other, like questions or observations for the show today? Other than you guys are doing great.

Absolutely not. All right. Well, thank you for calling and participating. Hopefully, the rest of those listening will take a page out of your book and give us a call at 208-535-1015. Thanks, man.

Later. Peace. I wanna ask a lieutenant Crane another question about, unruly trick or treaters. Does, he ever get calls about those and have to show up to the house? Yeah.

What you got, lieutenant Crane? You know, the best memory I have of that, I was working for a city agency one time, and I got some kids that were egging houses. And there was, like, 18 of them. And so how in the world they didn't all just run and I only end up with 1, but I end up kinda telling, hey. I know each one of you.

Stop where you're at. So they do it. And they walk over, and I said, listen. I know all you guys. I know your parents.

We're all gonna walk to the sheriff's office, single file. We're about 8 blocks away, and we're gonna get there and call your parents. And they died. All of them walked single file to the sheriff's office. We called parents, had them come and get them.

The kids, had to go clean eggs off houses the next couple days. But I thought, how lucky was I that they did just fan out? Well, yeah. I I was gonna ask what what region did this take place in? What city?

Saint Anthony. Saint Anthony. Okay. Kids. Yeah.

So, like, I would guess if that was in Pocatello, you know, those kids know how to scatter when the cops show up at a party. Burley, for sure, they would have bolted in all directions. Then they would've thrown eggs at lieutenant Crane. Probably. I'll take that.

You might have got lucky and got one of them, but, yeah, they're well behaved in Saint Anthony. Speaking of people, people misbehaving, I am seeing a number of just hilarious videos pop up from people losing their minds at the election polls. Because you can't do what they call electioneering. You can't show up and like advertise for a particular candidate. Not within so many feet of the polling.

Yeah. So people are walking in wearing like t shirts or hats or things like that. And, you know, the people working the polls are like, Hey, you can't wear that here. And I saw one where, you know, a fist fight broke out because of this. There was another where a woman, ripped her shirt off and voted in her bra.

Any advice for people around here or is it, you know, is this a problem we have, you know, I I've been trying to encourage people to be rational with the the election coming up on Tuesday. And it seems like day by day, it's getting a little bit more and more unhinged out there. Any, any advice for people on, just treating the poll workers nicely? Well, and that's the thing. Right?

Those poll workers, they're volunteers. They're doing that, the goodness of their own hearts. So, think about that. It's kinda like the referee at a sporting event. He's not making any friends.

He's just doing the best. He he or she is just doing the best they can. And so if you don't think they're doing a great job next year, you can volunteer and do it and do it better if you think that's the case. But we really do have a really good group of people around here that, know that, you know, the way to settle that is by your vote through your voting opportunities. And so take that opportunity, go out and vote, vote for the candidate of your choice, but realize that the person that's taking your vote does not, you know, have a sway in how the election is gonna turn out either way.

They're just a volunteer. And it would probably be, I would think, embarrassing if you got hauled off to jail for getting into a fight at the polls. You know? You're you're gonna end up in the news. And in this day and age, potentially, national news like the the lady with the bra.

Lady with the bra. Everybody saw that. The guy, you know, who chucked his hat and then poked a poll worker in the face, and she punched him. You don't wanna go viral for that. If you're getting beat up by a polling place worker, that's sad.

Well But I do think it's important for everybody to go out and let their voice be heard through their vote. Absolutely. Today is the final day of early voting. Yeah. I'm going.

You're gonna go down and vote, Pete? I was doing my lunch break. I'm gonna head over to the office and do so. Yeah. Early voting was great.

It was fast. You know, they have a lot of different, you know, booths open for people to vote in. It was quick and easy. Everyone was really friendly. Yeah, it was nice to just kinda get her done.

So if you know exactly how you're you're gonna vote, you're not, you know, still trying to decide. You could get it out of the way and that'll make things easier for the election workers on Tuesday. So Absolutely. Alright. Are are you guys, ramping up, the number of employees that are, on the clock, you know, Wednesday morning, lieutenant Crane?

Not necessarily Wednesday morning, but we do have a couple things in place ready to go just in case. Alright. Well, hopefully, East Idaho can set a good example and not be complete lunatics. You know, it it no matter what direction things go, it's not gonna be the end of the world. So just try to stay calm, everybody.

You know? Don't be like the people who the other favorite baseball team wins the world series, and they go blow their hand off with a firework like I saw in the news today. Isn't that great? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Fireworks, very dangerous. Very dangerous. They set they set a bus on fire too in downtown LA. Why?

Twelve people got arrested. Whoo. We're so happy. And it's funny. Let's burn it to the ground.

The biggest named player on the Dodgers is Shohei Ohtani. Okay. He's from Japan. Nobody in Japan was going absolutely nuts. It's only downtown LA that, you know.

The parade's tomorrow. My dad already bought a ticket. So I'll have to ask him if he if he sees any, crazy things going on. Yeah. I was gonna say is he showing up in a bubble?

You know? I don't know if I'd wanna go to that parade. He did say he was packing a Molotov cocktail. Alright. Again, the number to call, 208-535-1015 for traffic school powered by the advocates injury attorneys.

Alright. There was something else dumb I was gonna ask you about, lieutenant Crane, and you know me and I Oh, you have no dumb questions. I I thought they were all dumb questions. We definitely should have a notepad on the computer just to keep stories going to ask questions about. Yeah.

I mean, I I usually do, and I don't know why I haven't been keeping one for a while now, but usually our listeners are participating in the show. Oh, sorry. That's not a good way to get people to call. It's it's the the National Hangover Day from candy. Oh, that's what it is.

They're all too busy stuffing their face with all of their children's candy. Well, then they set their face last night. They're now just sleeping in. Dude, but candy for breakfast, the day after Thanksgiving, that's that's the best. I did have those, Wiley Wallaby licorice bits this morning.

Yeah. Yeah. I thought about grabbing a handful of the candy I had left over, but I was like, don't do it. Don't do it. Yeah.

I trick or treat it at your house last night. You did. You donated a can of chili. It was very nice. Alright.

K Bear, you are live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? This is Damien, and I was just wondering what the traffic laws were for ebikes. Alright. Ebikes, lieutenant Crane.

What you got? And so there's such a variety of ebikes. Which ones are we talking about? It'd be a pedal assisted ebikes. It It goes no more than 28 miles an hour under pedal assist.

Okay. So that would fall under the same as a regular pedal bike. What you do is if you're gonna ride it as a vehicle, you gotta follow all the rules of the road, as a vehicle. So you gotta use your hand, or not your hand, but your arm, your left arm as a turn signal stop sign, and all that stuff. You have to maintain the lanes of travel that you would in a car and do those things.

You got to be really brave if you're going to ride that on some of the main roads in the area. But if you use it on the bike paths or sidewalks, you just need to be cautious and courteous to others and know that you yield pedestrians. Oh, of course. Well, thank you very much. Absolutely, man.

Great question. Hope you have a good weekend, and, thanks for listening. Yeah. You too. Bye.

208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Peaches, what you got? If, lieutenant Crane pulls you over for whatever reason and you in your cup holder have that canister right there, a fireball infused fireball whiskey infused chocolates, would you get in trouble for that? Okay. I mean, we've talked about nonalcoholic beer on the show.

What about nonalcoholic whiskey chocolate? Lieutenant Crane, legal? I know this is gonna come as a surprise, but as far as having an alcoholic beverage in the vehicle as the driver, and we see it's nonalcoholic, probably not gonna get cited for that. But I know this is odd. People have put alcoholic beverages in nonalcoholic containers before.

What? So if our investigation shows that you are under the influence and you've switched that out, yes, you would. And that puts a citation for open container and also probably a DUI. It's not alcoholic officer. It was a problem.

K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by The Advocates. Who's this? Hey. It's Zach. How's it going?

Zach doing great, man. What's up? So speaking of ebikes and then bicycles in general that wanna ride out in traffic, don't they need to go the same speed limit? Okay. Good question.

They're not we don't have a minimum speed limit, but they can't be on a road over 45 miles an hour. And so, yeah, we just need to be cautious with that because, obviously, pedal, no assist. You're gonna have to really pedal to be at the speed limit the whole time. So, we have to be cautious as drivers that if they're using the roadways as they are a vehicle, then we have to, you know, give them the same courtesy we would anybody. But, yeah, if if you're not being able to keep up with traffic and you're becoming a hindrance or a danger to the flow of traffic, it's probably best if you get into a bike lane or on the sidewalk.

Alright. So we should just take all the bicycles off the road then. You and Victor know each other. Well, thank thankfully, we are entering into the bicycle free time of year. Mosquito free and bicycle free.

Pest free overall. Pest true. At least for the next number of months, unless you're a complete psychopath, you're not gonna be out on the roads and on a bicycle. So so yeah. Have a good one guys.

Hey, you too, man. Thanks for the call. So after the show today, I was gonna go for a pedal bike ride. Were you? Well, it sounds like you're a great day.

He's a, you know, crazy guy. I accidentally just hung up on somebody. Sorry about that. I saw your face. Yeah.

I was like, what do you do? If this is the person I hung up on, sorry. You're live on traffic school. You're good. This is Jonathan.

My phone wasn't connecting for some reason, but Oh, then it probably was someone else I hung up on. Oops. So I got 2 questions not related to each other. So the first is if there are either if you are a pedestrian or if there are pedestrians on a sidewalk and, like, in You can't drive your car. There are some parts where they're on a sidewalk and then there isn't a sidewalk anymore.

Are they allowed to go, like, either next to the bike lane or in the bike lane to walk? And then are they required to go back on the sidewalk? That's a great great point. So, if they do need to walk in those areas, I believe I know what you're talking about. They need to definitely make sure they're walking off the, shoulder off the white fog line so they're not in traffic or, being a hazard for traffic.

And if they are on the bike path, just like a car, stay to the right hand side, going with the flow, and then back on the sidewalk as soon as possible. Okay. Yeah. Because me and my wife did that the other night, and it was dark out. So we just had our phone flashlight as well.

So, like, anytime we saw a car, I would, you know, point it at them, you know, because, you know, to show them that we're there, you know, because I don't know if At night, you're supposed to have, like, a like, the lights do or that they're required to do, like, with the flashing lights, you know. Because if there's not There's a sidewalk on the front of the road. Do what? A reflective light. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Because I was just using my phone. Yeah. And you're gonna be fine with that. You're stuck.

Well, you wanna be the one that's cautious. Right? Yeah. Okay. And then second part or second question is, I drive out to, towards, what is it?

Arc no. Arco? Yeah. I drive out towards Arco. Looks like it's empty, it sounds like.

Yeah. And, and a lot, like, every single day in the morning and night. I'm in a work truck, you know, and I go the speed limit. And every single day, morning and night, when the workers get off, they always speed and they pass. So I don't know if there's, like, any way to regulate that better.

Like, I understand you wanna get home and it's a long drive, but, you know, some of those those roads out there, there'll be the dotted lines where you can pass, and you can't see around the hill, you know. But it says you can pass there. Yeah. And I I'm glad you brought this up because I wanna educate, the public on what we got going with the IMEEL. And that is this, they give us overtime funds to, bring troopers out on their days off and work what we would call the prime time travel.

And so that's morning commute traffic and evening commute traffic. What has happened is there was, our our contract had expired. We're working on getting that renewed and we just got that done and we just started our patrols out there again last week. So what happens, you never know when it's gonna happen. But when a trooper is available and wants to work an overtime shift, they can go out there and work that commute traffic for overtime monies and enforce that.

And so you're gonna be seeing more troopers out there working that. And so be aware of that if you're driving that section of roadway too. You're gonna wanna slow down because if not, you're gonna be getting issued a citation. Okay. If you don't mind me asking, I know y'all are hiring.

If you if there ever does come to a point when y'all or when your, workforce is filled, would it is it gonna be possible that there's going to be a designated, you know, trooper out there during the week? That's exactly right. Yeah. We have a residency out there. Unfortunately, right now, we don't have anybody living in it.

We, we're trying to, what we're actually gonna do is work on helping with the assistance of a home. So that's more, desirable for somebody to want to live out there. And so we're working on that. As soon as we can get somebody out there, you'll see the presence more often. But like I say, we are paying overtime.

Just got that contract signed with them. And, I know that I put about 5 or 6 of those shifts on the schedule. So you're gonna be seeing more patrol out there. Gotcha. Yeah.

And it's and I understand that it's hard to kinda regulate speed out there, because if you're just posted in one spot, you know, and people see you, then they're all gonna slow down. And then as soon as they get, you know, so far away, they're gonna speed back up again. Do people do that? Never. Never.

Oh, yeah. That's why it's always nice to be able to send 2 cars out. Right? Oh, that's another question. So what's the, what's the, I guess, law, on either state troopers or sheriffs or police, whenever they're posted in a, spot, you know, on the roadway, do they have to, be posted in a specific spot, you know, like, that cars can see them?

Or are they allowed to, you know, kinda, I guess, hide, you know, like, behind the hill or something. Trust me. They're able to hide. There's no log as where we need to be parked. But what you don't wanna do is, get in the op opportunity where they can say it's an entrapment.

Right? So you don't wanna be parked hidden in the bushes behind a 35 mile an hour sign that just comes out of a 70 mile an hour zone and be riding people right there, you know. So Sure. Sure. But, yeah.

That's a great question. Alright, man. I have one I have one more question. I apologize. This other person has been calling so patient.

No, it's fine. No. It's fine. You got on the line first, so you're all good to go, man. We don't mind.

Okay. So last question is whenever, especially coming from Arco and you go left by Reed's Dairy to go on to the interstate over the bridge, a lot of times, I know the speed cuts down really quick over or I guess coming towards Arco on the bridge, but the speed cuts down really quick. And so I was wondering if there is a posted trooper, whoever, and you're you know, you have your cruise control on, and the speed limit isn't until over the hill that you can see it. Are they and, like, let's say it goes from the 70 to the 55, and you're coming down with your cruise, and you see the sign, and then you put it, you know, then you slow down. Are they like, how long would they give you to pull you until they pull you over to reduce your speed, you know?

That that's discretion by the officer, but the speed limit is a speed limit at the posting of the sign. Mhmm. Yeah. So you need to be down to the speed by the time you hit the sign according to the law. Okay.

And is that the same for accelerating to the speed? It's not that speed limit until you get to the sign. Yep. So you can't speed up, you know, if you're going from a 55 to a 75. If he's down the road or like, oh, there's a 75, can't hit the gas.

Oh, okay. Okay. Alright, man. Awesome. Well, I appreciate it.

Hey. Appreciate you listening and all the questions. Hope you have a good one. Oh yeah. You too.

Peace. All right. Peace. Okay. Bear you're live on traffic school powered by the advocates.

Is this the person I hung up on? No, you didn't hang up on me, but we're good. Would you like me to That person must have bailed and been like, I hate his guts now. I'm never calling again. Yeah.

Well, I'm a little more patient than that, but Well, thank you. So the one question I do have is what is the difference between a DUI and a DWI? Nothing. It's just the way it's written in the code. So in Idaho, our code says DUI, which is driving under the influence.

DWI is, written to say driving while intoxicated. Okay. So they're really, it doesn't matter what it is. It's Yeah. Okay.

Verbiage. And in that code, it's gonna say under anything that impairs the driver's ability to operate a motor vehicle safely. Okay. That's cool. I've just seen the two references.

I'm like, I don't know what the difference is but that's what you know. That doesn't matter here. Hey. Good question. Your guys' discussion about nonalcoholic chocolate made me think of that.

So Ah, I gotcha. Yeah. So so way to go, Victor. I did my best to get a buzz off these chocolates, and they just don't do anything. Yeah.

Well, well, yeah. I won't say anymore. I mean, how can you call something fireball whiskey chocolate and it doesn't have that in it? Yeah. I because I don't understand that either.

That's why I gave up on the non alcoholic stuff, but Yeah. Luckily, I don't eat them while driving either. Yeah. I mean, the the problem the main problem with these is that they they taste kinda nasty. They taste like chocolate with, you know, cinnamon liquor in them, and cinnamon liquor's disgusting.

So, yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's like drinking on that. I call it beer.

I don't understand that, but, you know, to each their own. Yeah. Yeah. You know, if you're into it, that's cool. I just thought it was a little these were extra weird, but Well, good to know.

I won't buy any then. So that's all I had. I mean, if you love the taste of cinnamon, liquor, and chocolate, you'd probably like them, but, I only I only like chocolate. So Yeah. So the fireball, not so much.

Yeah. No. Awesome. Well, that's what I had. Thank you, guys.

K. Thanks, man. Have a good one. Peace. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys.

Who's this? Victor Crane again. Alright, Victor Crane. What's up, man? So, I did have a question, actually.

I seen a trooper the other day. He drives a Tahoe, and that's taillights. How do you address them and tell them without getting a gun pulled on you? You can, call star ISP, which is star 477 and just report to the dispatch that, hey. Your unit number of this has got a taillight out.

Yeah. Pretty easy, man. That's pretty simple. Yep. And I'm sure they'd appreciate it because yeah.

Oh, we'd love that. Yep. Yeah. Otherwise, they get the people posting on the life in Idaho Falls Facebook group. Yeah.

I saw a cop driving around with no tail lights. How come they're always messing with me? You know? Something like that. Right on, mate.

Hey. Thanks, man. You have a good one. You too, buddy. Peace.

Now lieutenant Crane oh, hold on. We got one more caller. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the Advocate's injury attorneys. Who's this? This is James.

James, what's up, man? Hey. I wanted to see if he's gonna play that violin song. I didn't have a I didn't have time to get a copy of that, nor review the content on it. The the caller had a song suggestion for me.

What what was it about officer friendly? Officer Nice. Officer Nice. And I don't know if that is an actual Nice song or not. Yeah.

It's a pretty good song. So But California Metal Band. Yeah. I'm I'm familiar with the band. But and also since lieutenant Crane's on the phone, you know, I'd I'd wanna play it for him in the studio, I guess.

Yeah. So Sure. Oh, I'm reading the lyrics right now. I would have to edit parts of it, and I don't know. I'll show it to lieutenant Crane when he comes in next week.

Alright, man. Alright. Thanks, man. Peace. Great.

Great. You know, now we've got everybody calling lieutenant Crane. And why don't they do this at the beginning? It's, you know, I know you're a busy man. You got things going on.

You. Taunting you. Hey, thanks for taking your sweet time. Your life on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this?

This is Randy. Randy. What's up, man? Hey. I just had a question for captain Crane.

Captain Crane. That's a new one. Absolutely. I like that. I'm sorry.

But, yeah, I'm always around driving around, like, share the road with the bicycles and stuff like that. And don't they have to, like, obey all the traffic laws same as a vehicle along with stop signs and traffic lights? They do. But I'll tell you what, if you get off the line and talk to Victor privately, he's gonna tell you how much they do not obey the law. Yeah.

They do not. I see them blow through 4 way stop signs all the time. Woah. Shame. Yeah.

And I'm just going like, well, there's nobody around to catch them at it, but, you know, they're supposed to just obey it, but they they never do. So much for the on your honor program, Yeah. Messed up, man. Messed up. Yeah.

I guess that's when you call star star ISP and be a be a little bit of a snitch. Mitch. Yeah. But And that's Oh, how do you report it? Oh, the guy wearing the spandex with the red shirt.

That that's all my question was. You know? Well, appreciate it, Randy, and I hope you have a great weekend, man. Okay. You too.

Thank you, sir. Peace. Okay. Peace. Alright.

Lieutenant Crane, before we end the show, I would like a, big pat on the back because Of course, you would. Because I did not hang up on you even one time. Oh, yes. You are doing so good. I I I told you I could do the dispatch job.

I told you. I've been trying for years. I've finally reached the pinnacle of my running the phone skills. So And you are at the top of your game. So yes.

Yes. I just wanted to let everybody know I'm killing it today. Killing it. So, well, lieutenant Crane, you have a great weekend. You know, the listener who called you captain.

How how many you know, is is captain the, like, next rank from where you're at, or how does that work? What are the rankings of, state police? It is the next ranking up. And what happens, we have our governor, he's our the head of our agency, and then we have our director or colonel. You can call him either.

And then under that, we have a major captain, lieutenant, sergeant, corporal trooper. Okay. Okay. So one of these days, Marvin for governor. Yeah.

I think I, promoted way past my skill set long time ago. Alright. Alright. So I was gonna say I'd I'd actually vote for you. So.

One vote. One vote. And the results were Marvin Crane got one vote. Maybe I wrote you in for something since I already did my early voting. All right.

Well, thank you, Marvin for taking part as always. Thank you to all the callers and thank you to the advocates for sponsoring and powering traffic school every Friday morning at 8:45. And we'll be back in a few with more tasty jams. It's Kay bear 1 zero one traffic school is a production of river bend media group to get more info on the show or to contact us, hit up our website, riverbendmediagroup.com.