Fantasia: World Tour!

The new band of adventures make their strike against the Gila Gang!

Wargs, machinery, song and magic come to a head - But who is this? A stranger enters the fray and her name is Sonder.

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What is Fantasia: World Tour!?

FANTASIA, a world whose histories have been shared through music for as long as society, sorcery, and song have existed.

Peace has been brought to the land thanks to the WORLD LABEL, a global record company formed by all states that is responsible for publishing all music.

The Dodger World Music Competition is again underway. Named after LORIE DODGER, the Queen of the Bands, who mysteriously disappeared two years ago. Whoever wins this grand contest earns the biggest record deal the World Label has to offer.

Join Starry Eyes and the other players at WKNC 88.1 as they play Dungeons & Dragons, exploring the world of Fantasia through music and seeing which band will rise to stardom!

Fantasia: World Tour! is a podcast produced by WKNC 88.1 FM HD-1/HD-2, student-run radio from NC State University.

Session 2 Act 1- The Red Hills Battle Enter Sonder...
Meeting created at: 12th Aug, 2026 - 5:11 PM

00:11
Starry Eyes
Last time on Fantasia World Tour, Zannin Baltech and Stream became acquaintances at the Kanabando train station. Zannon, a Gnomish Fire Genasi, who is an inventor of future instrumentalism, and Stream, a half elf guitarist from Bardvard, both traveled to this casino town in the middle of the desert for one reason. To audition for the Dodger World Music Competition. As the two artists went to sign up for auditions at the famous Ember Garden Casino, a smuggler by the name of Smoop jam was seen delivering unknown goods to the casino in exchange for some pay. Smoop Jam then went to the bar for a free drink thanks to the manager. And there he met Fizz, the Kenku, who does all kinds of work for the casino, from background musicianship to bartending. But despite all his hard work, the owners and managers don't treat Fizz with much respect.

01:13
Starry Eyes
After conversation and signing up for the auditions, the performance manager for the casino, the Gnomish gentleman by the name of Jorkas Loudbeck, made the tragic announcement that the judge for the competition, Alir Lusalor, was kidnapped by the Gila Gang who operate in the desert. Not wanting the auditions to be canceled and also interested in, you know, maybe getting in good with the judge, Zannin brought the four artists together to go save Alir Lusalor. And so, after receiving a tip about how the gang was seen heading towards the Red Hills, this new party of adventurers trekked into the Grand Desert and caught up to the gang's camp at sunset. Awesome.

01:59
DJ Starburst
Yay.

02:00
Starry Eyes
Yeah. And so, yeah, this is episode two. Or I guess this is technically session two. Yeah, this is session two of Fantasia: World Tour!, and I'm here with these amazing players. I don't know, do you guys want to introduce yourselves again? Or I can introduce y'. All.

02:19
Sleeping Dragur
I think we. We should introduce.

02:21
Starry Eyes
Yeah, yeah. Please go around and say who you are once more.

02:25
DJ Starburst
Omg. Hi, I'm DJ Starburst. I don't know why I said it like that.

02:31
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Kind of sounded like Midwestern right there. Hey, guys, I'm DJ Orbital Death Laser running on like five hours of sleep. Wish me luck, guys.

02:42
Sleeping Dragur
Hello, I am the Sleeping Draugr. I'm excited to be here.

02:45
C. Questing
And hello, I am new. This session. I am Questing.

02:50
DJ Starburst
Yay.

02:54
Starry Eyes
So, yeah, Questing is our new player for this session, and unfortunately, Slim Chino wasn't able to make it today.

03:02
DJ Starburst
I miss them every day.

03:05
Starry Eyes
I know, but yeah. So yeah, Slim Chino was playing Smoop Jam, the Plasmoid Wizard Smuggler guy. And I feel like, since. I feel like we could say that maybe he got a tip about his boat that was stolen. Like he has this boat that he cares about a lot.

03:24
Sleeping Dragur
I mean, I think Smoop Jam went invisible at the end of last session. So we don't know. We don't know where Smoop Jam went.

03:33
C. Questing
Wait, they just.

03:34
DJ Orbital Death Laser
They went invisible and then ran away?

03:36
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah, we don't know where Smoop Jam went.

03:38
DJ Starburst
We'll probably see them again.

03:39
Starry Eyes
Okay. Actually, that's a great idea. Okay. Yeah. Smoop Jam is invisible and we don't know what's up. Hopefully they're, you know. Hopefully he's fine. Whatever. He's.

03:48
C. Questing
Nothing bad could possibly happen if they're.

03:50
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Just sitting out the combat.

03:51
Starry Eyes
There's definitely. There's not like a.001% chance you, like, end up in the ethereal plane or something.

03:56
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, yeah. Surely, surely.

03:59
Starry Eyes
Cool. All right, so you're here in the Grand Desert, specifically in, like, the Red Hills region. You tracked the Gila gang who kidnapped the very famous musician and, like, music producer Alir Lusalor. He's an elf. He's been producing music for hundreds of years. And he came to the Embergarden to. To judge auditions for the world music competition, Fizz, Zannin and Stream. The three of you have prepared yourselves for the fight to come with these desert bandits, the Gila Gang. As the sun sets, painting the dark, starry sky with these, like, orange and pink hues, the air is getting cold and leaves, like, a chill on your skin. So, yeah, nestled here. I'm going to describe it for our listeners. We have the board set out with Lego figurines.

05:03
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, it's so beautiful.

05:04
C. Questing
It's glorious.

05:05
Starry Eyes
Yeah. So we have different Legos that are representing the characters. And nestled within the hills, we have the makeshift camp of the Gila Gang. And sitting by the campfire with a long blonde hair, or actually, let me double check what color his hair is.

05:26
DJ Starburst
I think you may have assigned the wrong hair to our elf friend.

05:29
Starry Eyes
I did. Yeah. So Alire is actually like a sun elf with, like, amber skin and these long, like, auburn locks.

05:37
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Wow.

05:38
Starry Eyes
Yeah, but I don't. I don't have, like, a Lego for that.

05:43
DJ Orbital Death Laser
What, you don't have an amberskin auburn Lego figurine?

05:47
C. Questing
There's.

05:48
Starry Eyes
There's red hair or maybe Ahsoka Tano, I don't know. Yeah, that's good.

05:54
C. Questing
I stole it from one of the heads and then was like, that is not.

05:56
DJ Orbital Death Laser
This is good hair.

05:57
Starry Eyes
Yeah.

05:58
DJ Starburst
You've just been stealing hair.

06:01
DJ Orbital Death Laser
It came in handy.

06:02
Sleeping Dragur
They're Legos.

06:04
C. Questing
I have my beautiful LEGO arrangement over here. Look at my color coordinated decapitation line.

06:11
Starry Eyes
Yeah.

06:11
DJ Starburst
Questing has created like a weird, like Questing is like giving them lunges. Yeah, it's really strange.

06:18
C. Questing
Oh, no.

06:21
Starry Eyes
He broke.

06:23
Sleeping Dragur
How did he break?

06:25
Starry Eyes
I mean, they're old.

06:26
C. Questing
Oh, my God.

06:28
Sleeping Dragur
Stop missing him.

06:30
Starry Eyes
What did you do?

06:32
C. Questing
His legs. What happened?

06:35
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, these.

06:36
C. Questing
The rotation did not rotate.

06:40
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, be careful with your Legos, people.

06:44
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah.

06:45
C. Questing
Legolas is now legs.

06:46
DJ Starburst
Oh, lost.

06:52
C. Questing
I don't know what happened.

06:53
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I'm sorry.

06:54
Starry Eyes
It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.

06:58
DJ Starburst
It's just Legolas. Legolas will be fine.

07:01
Starry Eyes
Legolas gonna have the tech deck to travel.

07:04
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, hell yeah. It's like the LEGO wheelchair, like the coolest mobility aid.

07:11
C. Questing
So.

07:13
Starry Eyes
So, yeah, you spotted the Gila Gang Fizz Zannin Stream. You're over on this hill over here. And you know you're hidden right now. They don't see you because it's dark with the sunset. And I'll just kind of like go through and explain what you see at the campfire. There's seven bandits in total. There's three goblins and they're like the short minifigs. And there's three human dudes, they're the yellow ones. And then there is this like this Bugbear who's represented by the Chewbacca minifig.

07:53
DJ Starburst
Hell yeah.

07:55
Starry Eyes
Oh, you also see that there's these two wargs over here that are represented by these panther figures. And they also have a horse. So. Yeah, that's kind of like the layout here that you see. The Bugbear does stand out amongst the Gila Gang the most. Not just because, like. Well, I mean, she's like a tall Bugbear, but she also has this like dark leather, wide brim hat and smoking a cigar. I don't know if I said that last time.

08:26
DJ Orbital Death Laser
She's single.

08:28
Starry Eyes
I mean, maybe. Yeah.

08:29
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Asking as a player, not a character.

08:32
Starry Eyes
You know, she got the cigar like tucked in the corner her mouth as she's kind of like chewing on it at the same time as she's smoking it. Yep, yep. And there's also like a sort of noticeable goblin guy over here. He's like got a little tricorn on with like a silver fork sticking out where like the feather would be. But yeah.

08:56
DJ Starburst
Does the horse have a name?

08:58
Starry Eyes
I don't know. You have to find out.

09:01
C. Questing
Yeah.

09:04
Starry Eyes
So thank you. All that to say you have a Surprise round. Or I guess, like, I don't know. In 2014, they do surprise round, but in, like, the new one, they do advantage on the roll. I guess it's up to me what we do. Yeah, we'll say that you did. You guys get advantage on the initiative roles so everyone can roll initiative D20,.

09:30
Sleeping Dragur
Plus your dex mod, unless you have some fancy stuff going on.

09:34
DJ Starburst
Okay, I didn't know that very well.

09:36
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, guys, I got an 11.

09:38
DJ Starburst
Wow.

09:39
C. Questing
I have a 20.

09:40
DJ Starburst
11 Me. I got an 11.

09:41
DJ Orbital Death Laser
We tied for 11.

09:44
DJ Starburst
How do you tie for an 11?

09:45
Sleeping Dragur
I'll take that first one.

09:48
Starry Eyes
So wait, what did everyone go?

09:49
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, wait, I forgot to roll a second time. Hang on. Okay. 11.

09:54
C. Questing
What?

09:54
DJ Orbital Death Laser
That's crazy.

09:56
Starry Eyes
Fizz got 11. Sonder got a 20.

09:59
Sleeping Dragur
21 For me. I rolled very well. Yeah, I like this.

10:08
DJ Starburst
I got an 11.

10:09
Starry Eyes
Okay, you're with Fizz.

10:11
C. Questing
Yay.

10:13
DJ Starburst
We can besties.

10:14
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah.

10:15
DJ Starburst
I've been sending you whale gifts.

10:18
Starry Eyes
I kind of, like, pre rolled for. For some of them. That way it'll just go quicker. But I'll roll for the Bugbear, since she's, like, the main one. Okay. She got. That's an 18 plus 2, which is a 20.

10:37
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, she's doing a little too.

10:39
DJ Starburst
We're doomed.

10:42
C. Questing
Hey, you don't always want your healers going first.

10:45
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah, that's a good point.

10:46
DJ Starburst
Yeah.

10:47
Starry Eyes
All right. Yeah. So you all had, like, time to, like, set up at the end of last session. So I think if there's any, like, thing that you wanted to remind me about that you wanted to kind of do during your setup, you can. But anyway. But otherwise, we're just gonna. I guess we'll just go right into the combat.

11:08
DJ Starburst
What did I set? Did I set anything up?

11:11
Starry Eyes
I don't think you did. I think Santa and you popped your dog out.

11:15
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, yeah, I took my dog out. Got that dog.

11:19
Starry Eyes
You got that dog.

11:21
DJ Starburst
Keep that dog out of you.

11:23
Starry Eyes
Yeah, Zannin, you. You rolled the highest, so you actually. You get to go up first. You're kind of. You're. You're perked at the top of this one hill, looking down at the camp. Do you want to just. Yeah. Just, like, talk about what you might do?

11:38
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah. So that actually changes my plans because I kind of thought that I was gonna go after a lot of people.

11:42
Starry Eyes
I mean, I would have hoped you.

11:44
DJ Starburst
Would go after me.

11:45
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah.

11:46
Starry Eyes
I don't know. This is maybe like, a homebrew rule, but if you want to switch initiative with another player, I would allow that.

11:51
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, we can switch yeah, if you want, I would say Starburst is looking very excited about switching initiative. I will gladly starburst.

12:01
Starry Eyes
Got. Yeah, 11. So you'd.

12:04
Sleeping Dragur
I will gladly switch initiative.

12:06
DJ Starburst
Okay, see, I'm thinking of some BS right now. I just walk down there and start playing dissonant whispers and I deal with. I would deal with them or just charm them. What if I just go in and I could just enact sleep on them.

12:22
Starry Eyes
Sleep would be good to just wail on them.

12:27
DJ Starburst
I look at Fizz and I go, hey, what if I like walk in there and I like, try to make them sleep? This is really stupid though. Don't give me a yes on this.

12:37
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Hey, I mean, kid, it's not really a bad idea. Like, I was just assuming that I was gonna have to pick you all up by your scruffs and save you after this. So. I mean, if they're all asleep, that does make my job a lot easier.

12:47
DJ Starburst
See, so I'm thinking I don't want to have to deal with the consequences.

12:51
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah, I hate consequences. Let's do it.

12:54
DJ Starburst
Do I have my guitar, like actively on me? I can't remember.

12:57
Starry Eyes
Yeah, you have your bag of holding, right?

12:59
DJ Starburst
Okay. Yeah, I just like rummage through my bag of holding and pull out like a whole ass guitar. I just like. I just like. Everyone's probably just looking at me like, what the hell?

13:09
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Eyes are like. They're like widened. All of fan fiction.

13:12
DJ Starburst
I'm like, bag of holding. It's tiny. I just walk down there with a guitar and just like start playing it and I'm like playing a hum that's supposed to like put everyone to sleep.

13:33
Starry Eyes
Okay, what is the. I guess we can look up the rules for sleep here. Do you have them written down? Yeah,.

13:43
DJ Starburst
That's what it does.

13:44
Starry Eyes
So you have to choose a 20 foot radius within 90ft of your character. So you can choose anywhere really on the map, but a 20 foot radius?

13:57
DJ Starburst
Yeah.

13:58
Starry Eyes
Yeah.

13:58
DJ Starburst
I'm not worried about hitting Sonder. I have no clue. Saunders there.

14:01
Starry Eyes
Yeah, it's gonna be like Sandra is.

14:04
C. Questing
Also pretty far away.

14:05
Starry Eyes
Five, ten. Wait, you might get a layer lucilar if you do this though.

14:14
DJ Starburst
I don't care.

14:14
C. Questing
Do you get the green one?

14:16
Starry Eyes
You got the green one.

14:17
C. Questing
The other green 1.

14:21
Starry Eyes
And 15. No, but you could get the warts.

14:23
DJ Starburst
The ones that are like sleeping, we can just deal with. Like the ones that are not sleeping, we can just deal with.

14:28
Starry Eyes
Yeah, it is gonna affect whoever has the lowest HP first.

14:32
C. Questing
And. Yeah, it takes away from the pool. Yeah.

14:35
Starry Eyes
So you're not gonna get all of them asleep.

14:36
DJ Starburst
That's all right.

14:37
Starry Eyes
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's been around a while. Like, maybe he's got.

14:44
DJ Orbital Death Laser
It's fine if he sleeps. It's not gonna kill him.

14:47
DJ Starburst
I need.

14:52
Starry Eyes
Yeah, you need five D. Eight. So I guess just roll it five times.

14:56
DJ Starburst
First one is a four.

14:58
Starry Eyes
Okay, four.

14:59
DJ Starburst
Second one is an eight.

15:01
Starry Eyes
That's 12.

15:02
DJ Starburst
Second one is a one.

15:05
C. Questing
13.

15:06
Starry Eyes
13.

15:09
DJ Starburst
Then a seven.

15:10
C. Questing
20.

15:11
Starry Eyes
20.

15:13
DJ Starburst
Then a five.

15:14
Starry Eyes
Okay, I think that's five, right?

15:16
DJ Starburst
Yeah.

15:19
Starry Eyes
Okay, so 25 hit points. And, okay, The goblin with, like, the tricorn hat passes out. He's, like, drinking from this, like, mug of beer, and he's just kind of, like, chilling by the campfire, takes a sip, and then, like, passes out as if drunk, like, beer, like, spilling all over him. The. The human over here is going to kind of be like, huh? Like, fried fork, you've drank too much liquor again.

15:59
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Huh?

16:00
Starry Eyes
But as he says that, this little goblin that's looking through their stuff of, like, their creative stuff also passes out. And then five more HP is not enough to knock anyone else out.

16:15
DJ Starburst
You know what? That's all right. I knocked two people out. That's two people not to deal with.

16:20
DJ Orbital Death Laser
So, yeah.

16:20
Starry Eyes
Yeah, the two goblins passed out and.

16:25
C. Questing
Oh, no, my life.

16:26
DJ Starburst
I'll probably just do this again on my next turn.

16:29
Starry Eyes
It might be concentration to keep out. I don't know if it is.

16:33
DJ Starburst
Well, how do I tell that?

16:35
DJ Orbital Death Laser
It should say it Give its concentration.

16:39
DJ Starburst
It's instant.

16:40
Starry Eyes
Okay.

16:40
DJ Starburst
Duration. Instant. No concentration. None of my things have concentration.

16:44
Starry Eyes
Concentrations. So cool.

16:45
C. Questing
Okay.

16:46
DJ Starburst
The only thing that has concentration is dancing light.

16:48
Starry Eyes
Yeah. The two goblins that you pass out. And with that, these. This, like, kind of smirking, happy bandit that I gave, like, a really gruff voice. It's like, hey, what's going on? Like, you okay, man? And it's his turn. He rolled really well. He got a 21. But he doesn't know what's really. I mean, I guess hears the music playing from your instrument. Right?

17:16
DJ Starburst
I'm sure it's not that big of a deal. I'm sure if you heard an instrument playing in the middle of the woods, you're just like, what the fuck?

17:21
Starry Eyes
So he's gonna turn his attention to you as you're playing on your guitar, and he's gonna, like, call and be like, hey, there's some. Who the hell are you? What are you doing here? And he's gonna draw his bow.

17:37
DJ Starburst
Can I walk away?

17:38
Starry Eyes
Fizz dogs, it's not your turn anymore. So I mean, he's gonna draw his bow, and he's. I think he knows what a bard is, so he's just gonna attack you because he.

17:51
DJ Starburst
Oh, God.

17:54
Starry Eyes
Unless you want to try and, like, say something real quick. I don't know, change his mind.

17:59
DJ Starburst
But what if I just, like, am in the middle. What if I just say, like, oh, I'm in the middle of the woods, and I'm, like, just playing my instrument. I didn't mean to walk across you guys. I'm sorry. We're in the middle of the woods, right?

18:12
Starry Eyes
Or like, you're in a desert.

18:17
DJ Orbital Death Laser
This is a Wendy's.

18:18
DJ Starburst
I can't walk away.

18:20
Starry Eyes
It's not your turn anymore.

18:22
DJ Starburst
If.

18:22
Starry Eyes
But if you say that you could try and roll a. Roll deception with. It's a DC20, though, because I don't know. I don't think that was a very good.

18:34
DJ Starburst
Deception is a plus three. Okay, I need a 20 to get that. Yeah, I just go, hey, I'm sorry. I was just out here playing my guitar. I didn't mean to make anyone sleep. I'm just practicing stuff. It's the middle of nowhere.

18:48
C. Questing
No. 10.

18:51
Starry Eyes
Okay. Yeah.

18:52
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I'm not buying it.

18:53
Starry Eyes
He looks at you with his drawn bow and looks at the other people.

18:58
C. Questing
Stands to ride.

19:02
Sleeping Dragur
Doesn't even respond. Just shoots you.

19:07
Starry Eyes
But that's, like, a natural two, so he definitely misses.

19:10
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, well, he must not be a very good marksman.

19:15
C. Questing
It was the remaining five points. It got him a little bit sleepy, and he yawned at the last second.

19:21
Starry Eyes
Yeah, I like that a lot. Yeah, so he kind of yawns, misses the shot. This. This warg also rolled on 21. They. I mean, the bandit kind of yells like, hey, we got.

19:38
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I don't know.

19:39
Starry Eyes
I don't know who the hell these people are, but wake up, everyone.

19:44
DJ Starburst
Or wasn't lying.

19:48
Starry Eyes
So I don't think the work is, like, super intelligent. It's probably just gonna, like, head over here.

19:59
DJ Starburst
Damn, that thing can walk far.

20:03
Starry Eyes
It's gonna go here. It's gonna ready the attack action in case anyone, like, tries to attack it. And with that, we will introduce Sonder.

20:16
C. Questing
So.

20:17
DJ Starburst
Yay.

20:18
C. Questing
Should I do a description of what she looks like or what she's doing,.

20:21
Starry Eyes
Or I would introduce your character, like, Sonder, what she looks like, maybe. If you want to talk about, like, why she might be here. Yeah.

20:31
C. Questing
Sandra is also interested in this competition and got word that the judge had been kidnapped. And so she is here to help the judge and therefore help herself by making the judge like her. Because it's always good to have the judge on your side. She is, I don't about 5 foot 5 tiefling with coppery skin and like this sort of like curly mauve hair. And the end of her tail has a little pom. This is important to me specifically because it's what she used to uses to powder her face. How else is a girl supposed to apply her makeup at this point in time? She is going to look over to the goblin that is nearest her and is probably going to throw a knife at it.

21:22
Starry Eyes
All right. You have advantage because you're hidden.

21:33
C. Questing
Take both of these. They have all of the diamonds.

21:36
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah.

21:38
C. Questing
That is a two and a three.

21:40
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, no.

21:42
C. Questing
That is devastating. Okay.

21:45
DJ Starburst
For your introduction to be so bad.

21:47
C. Questing
Yeah, she does. Because of her dice thing. Hema bobs. She can do a second attack with her other knife. Does she? She only gets sneak attack once per turn. But is that on her first attack or the first attack that hits? Hit.

22:06
Starry Eyes
Sneak attack applies when it on a hit. But you need to meet the conditions. So you only got advantage on the first one. Now you threw the knife and you missed. It kind of like sank into the sand. Unless you have a feature that says that he doesn't notice it. He will notice it.

22:25
C. Questing
It will disappear and return to her hand because it's a sonic. It's a. It's a. It's a sonic blade. So it's. It's a thought knife. It is visible, but she throws it and then it comes back to her hand.

22:41
Starry Eyes
Okay, okay. Yeah.

22:43
C. Questing
Maybe he could roll a perception check to see how likely he is to notice it.

22:47
Starry Eyes
I like that.

22:50
DJ Starburst
Oof.

22:51
Starry Eyes
Yeah, that's a natural 17.

22:52
C. Questing
That's not looking too good.

22:55
Starry Eyes
So, yeah, he. He does notice it, unfortunately.

22:58
C. Questing
Well, I will throw my other knife. Knife at him. We actually. Let me make sure. Bonus. Oh, actually, she's not going to do that. She is going to use her bonus action to hide.

23:12
Starry Eyes
Okay.

23:13
C. Questing
So.

23:13
Starry Eyes
All right.

23:14
C. Questing
There's a puff of sand as a knife hits next to his foot. And then he looks around, he is gone.

23:22
Starry Eyes
Amazing. Roll a stuff cat for me just in case.

23:26
C. Questing
That is a 17 plus numbers.

23:29
Starry Eyes
Okay. Yeah, I think that's enough to disappear. His passive isn't that high.

23:36
C. Questing
That is a 17 plus 7.

23:39
Starry Eyes
Yeah. He hears a noise. He kind of looks down, but the knife is gone. And then he looks to the hill, but it's just there's no one there. So he just kind of ignores it and instead turns his attention to the bard that is playing on his Guitar me, I guess. And with that, the bugbear lady is up.

24:04
Sleeping Dragur
I'm going first.

24:07
DJ Starburst
You know what? I got two people down. That counts for something.

24:10
DJ Orbital Death Laser
This is true.

24:10
Sleeping Dragur
This is true.

24:13
DJ Starburst
How long do they sleep for?

24:15
Starry Eyes
Like one minute. One minute, that's a long time. That's 10 rounds in D and D.

24:22
DJ Orbital Death Laser
A lot can happen in one minute.

24:27
Starry Eyes
Yeah.

24:28
C. Questing
So.

24:30
Starry Eyes
The, the bugbear is she. Let's see, what can she do? What can a bugbear do?

24:39
C. Questing
You.

24:41
Starry Eyes
See, okay, I'm trying to stay on the mic here while I move stuff around. But she's gonna walk over to Alire and you notice that like, Alire has this. Has like a lute or not. Sorry, not a loot. He has a mandolin with him and it's this very nice mandolin made from some kind of like white wood. If anyone is paying attention and like wants to make a roll and like, what might make this mandolin special? You can, but if you're like too busy with the combat, you don't have to.

25:14
C. Questing
Is it. What sort of role is it?

25:16
Starry Eyes
I will let you choose either history or arcana.

25:19
C. Questing
Oh, history or arcana.

25:25
Sleeping Dragur
I would also like.

25:27
Starry Eyes
Yeah, so you can do arcana.

25:34
Sleeping Dragur
Nope, that's an eight.

25:36
DJ Starburst
Okay, that was not a good roll on your behalf.

25:39
Starry Eyes
So Sanon, you noticed the bugbear woman, like grabbing this nice looking loot, but you don't know what might make it special, however valuable sonder, however, you know that, oh, this mandolin must be made from the wood of a lindglon or a lindgalan which like is elvish for air tree or air as in the musical composition in common. Most people just call this kind of tree like a toon tree. Anyway, the wood is like light cream in color, but instead of having a dark green pattern, it has a green like a golden grain. And anyway, you know that like those trees are like magical and they make magical instruments. So you can imagine that this mandolin is magical. And the bugbear grabs at it with her long orange furred hand. Or I guess her arms are long but not her hand is long.

26:42
Starry Eyes
But yes, she's going to pick it up and she's going to turn to the invading party and she's going to try and play a tune. Oh, and she's going to run on over and she's going to say, get out of our camp, you scoundrels, this one's ours. But as she goes to play it, she strums on the mandolin and instead of hurting anyone, it actually she must make A wisdom saving for. Okay. And she fails and she takes eight psychic damage as, like the mandolin, like, kind of like explode.

27:25
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Like, it doesn't.

27:25
Starry Eyes
I mean, it doesn't blow up, but like, there's like an explosive energy as she tries to play it. And she kind of gets blasted back, taking eight psychic damage, and she drops the mandolin on the ground here.

27:35
DJ Starburst
I want it.

27:37
Starry Eyes
I don't know what I'll mark it with. I guess I'll just put, like, a star.

27:40
C. Questing
You could use this golden head. One of the many decapitated heads.

27:46
Starry Eyes
So the mandolin gets dropped and the bugbear took eight damage. That was her action. And then as a bonus. Yeah, no, that's her turn. She's confused as to what happened. So, yeah, after that, we have another bandit. That's up next, Bandit Jones, because he's wearing the Indiana Jones outfit. He comes up and he rushes out of the tent and there's a warg in the way. But yeah, he makes it over here and he sees Stream. He's gonna shoot at Stream.

28:24
DJ Starburst
Oh, my God. Leave me alone.

28:28
Starry Eyes
That's a 14 plus. That's a 15. What's your armor class?

28:38
DJ Starburst
Not very high.

28:41
Starry Eyes
13. Okay, so 15 is going to hit you. Ooh, that's eight damage. Yikes.

28:49
DJ Starburst
Oh, 21 minus eight.

28:51
Starry Eyes
Oh, I'm sorry. Yikes.

28:53
C. Questing
Squishy. Squishy.

28:57
Starry Eyes
No, the arrow kind of like flies by you. Not like a direct hit, but a little too close for comfort.

29:05
DJ Starburst
No, I feel like that. I bet I have 21 hit points. I feel like that would hit me directly.

29:11
Starry Eyes
I mean, that's fair, but. But yeah. Up next, we have Fizz.

29:20
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yay.

29:21
Starry Eyes
Yeah.

29:21
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Hey, guys. Okay, so I think what I was going to do originally was that I was going to conjure a duplicate and then kind of just like jump in and attack two people. But now seeing that Stream has been injured, I'm feeling a bit conflicted because. How much health do you have left?

29:42
C. Questing
13 Over half.

29:46
Starry Eyes
That's literally like.

29:49
DJ Starburst
Yeah.

29:50
DJ Orbital Death Laser
And, like, you know, only. Only two of us have made ourselves known so far. So, like, they're probably gonna target you. They're probably gonna target you. So I think I'm just gonna have Fizz like, kind of run in and, like, grab Stream and, like, pull them behind the rocks and, like, use cure wounds.

30:14
Starry Eyes
Yeah. I mean, if Stream allows you to grab him, then that's. That's fine.

30:19
DJ Starburst
I'm cool with that.

30:20
Starry Eyes
So you can take cover behind the rocks here.

30:22
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah. So I like, what they see is basically just like screaming falls Back over the rock and just like. Just like ragdolls onto the ground. And I'm just like. I'm, like, laying, like, kneeling over top, like my wings over his body, doing some type of enchantment with my hands. And I'm going to roll to heal you right now. It is a. It is a D8 plus ability modifier, which I don't know what that is. You're a paladin.

30:57
C. Questing
Yeah. That's going to be your charisma modifier.

30:59
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, Slay. Let's see. So I got a six plus one. I heal you for seven. So you're almost back up.

31:11
DJ Starburst
My bad. 20 Points. I give a big thank you.

31:16
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Hey, it's okay. You couldn't have. You couldn't have. You couldn't have expected them all to fall asleep, though. I don't know. But we're gonna get through it, okay?

31:23
DJ Starburst
Hey, I was trying something. I've never used that before.

31:26
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Try not to piss everybody off at the same time again.

31:33
Starry Eyes
Do you stay in the same position?

31:36
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I'm going to kind of just like, wait for a favorable opportunity because Fizz definitely, like, fully blends in with those rocks. So he really doesn't think that anybody's gonna see him right there. Okay. I mean, unless somebody does another, like, wide casting magic spell, I feel like the. The current spot that I have is pretty good.

31:56
C. Questing
Yeah.

31:56
Starry Eyes
I have a question.

31:58
DJ Starburst
You think I can get that mandolin?

32:02
Starry Eyes
Are you. Are you asking me?

32:03
DJ Starburst
Yeah, you could.

32:05
Starry Eyes
You could try. You'd have to try it on out there and. And grab it.

32:09
DJ Starburst
How far can I walk?

32:11
C. Questing
It says.

32:11
Starry Eyes
I mean, you do notice that it rejected the Bugbear.

32:14
DJ Starburst
Oh, no. I'm gonna put it away.

32:15
Starry Eyes
Oh, okay.

32:16
DJ Starburst
Save it for later.

32:19
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay.

32:20
Starry Eyes
It does belong to the judge.

32:22
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Ooh.

32:22
DJ Starburst
Oh, we're safe keeping it.

32:25
Sleeping Dragur
We're safe keeping it.

32:26
C. Questing
Yeah.

32:27
Starry Eyes
I don't know if I explained that well, but, like, the judge was hanging onto it and the Bugbear, like, stole it from him to try and use it against you guys. It looks like it's like an elvish craftsmanship.

32:37
DJ Starburst
Well, you know, I'm an elf. I can play it.

32:43
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Maybe he'll, like. Maybe I'll, like, sense your good intentions and I'll let you attack the evil guys.

32:49
Starry Eyes
But all that to say, if that's your turn, Fizz. Zannin, you're up.

32:54
Sleeping Dragur
Okay, so several things happening here. Okay. Question for you, dm. Do any of the bandits appear to be, like, paying attention to Alir at all, or do they not really care?

33:09
Starry Eyes
Their attention is not directed at him now it's directed at the hills. So.

33:13
Sleeping Dragur
Okay, cool.

33:14
Starry Eyes
Alire has his hands bound, like, not behind his. But he has his hands tied in front of him.

33:19
Sleeping Dragur
Okay, okay. So I've already counted out the squares. I'm going to send my dog down. My dog, of course, as you listeners will remember, perhaps, is this size medium, so fully larger than me. Huge dachshund, made of these brass pipes. And like there's like keypads and there's like percussion elements. Like, like there's sticks. And whenever it walks there, it emits this jingling, tinkling sort of melody. And I'm going to send my dog Fifi. I'm going to command her.

34:10
C. Questing
Is the middle of it like an accordion?

34:13
Sleeping Dragur
Yes, exactly. You see the vision? So I'm going to command her. I'm going to command her down right there next to. So not yet she acts after me. This is important because I am going to then cast fairy fire.

34:33
Starry Eyes
That is important.

34:36
Sleeping Dragur
Let's see, 60 foot range, 20 foot cube. Let's move it back from where the sleep went like a square, so I don't get a leer in it.

34:45
DJ Starburst
Whenever Phoebe walks, does she like an accordion sound?

34:50
Sleeping Dragur
Yes, but she's meticulously tuned so it does not sound discordant. She's my prized possession. She's my pride and joy, my little girl, my baby Fifi.

35:05
Starry Eyes
So I think you can get these four.

35:07
Sleeping Dragur
Okay. And then they all need to make. I believe these. This is Dex saves.

35:11
Starry Eyes
I believe so, yes.

35:12
Sleeping Dragur
This is a Dex save. And my spell save DC is 13.

35:17
Starry Eyes
Okay. The warg got a 13. So I think, yeah, the bug bear, it's a natural two. So that fails.

35:27
Sleeping Dragur
Let's go.

35:29
Starry Eyes
And then Bandit Jones, that's a nine. Fails. And then smiling bandit 17.

35:40
C. Questing
Almost called him Mr. Sir.

35:41
Sleeping Dragur
Okay, so Mr. Sir, so how that looks is that I take out this like little brass orb that's studded with like holes and spikes alternating, and I smack it a couple times. And then I just. I can't swear. I'm sorry. And then I just freaking toss it and it lands right in the sand with the tonk. And then there's a brief second before it flashes with like disco lights that two minutes in the. Or one minute in the war. Able to dodge. But that hit the Bugbear and Indiana Jones Bandit. And they are then outlined and sort of, I guess, haunted by disco lights.

36:25
Starry Eyes
I love that.

36:26
Sleeping Dragur
And what that does is everyone who can see them, who attacks them have advantage.

36:31
Starry Eyes
Very good.

36:33
Sleeping Dragur
My gift to you.

36:34
C. Questing
Thank you. Yeah.

36:37
Sleeping Dragur
And then that is the end of my turn. That's all I want to do. I don't really want to move. I'm kind of okay.

36:42
C. Questing
Actually.

36:42
Starry Eyes
You have the high ground.

36:43
Sleeping Dragur
I do have the high ground. And we have Star wars minifigs on the table. So it counts.

36:52
Starry Eyes
But no, you move wherever you want to move.

36:55
Sleeping Dragur
No, actually I will stay here. But this is my turn. So my dog then acts directly after me. So Fifi is going to. I command her to go down there tech a bandit. And this is 40ft. So she's going to go down there and she's going to chomp red hat.

37:20
Starry Eyes
Amazing.

37:22
Sleeping Dragur
So my character sheet is huge, by the way. I have so much on this. Let's see. I can say the full title again.

37:36
DJ Starburst
I don't remember what it stands for and I don't think I need to.

37:40
Starry Eyes
That is a 13 to hit the 13 hits.

37:43
Sleeping Dragur
Let's go. She will do five force damage.

37:49
Starry Eyes
Okay, is this like a bite or how do you want.

37:53
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah. So I think what happens is that the only thing I can imagine is like five nights at Freddy's style like face unhinging.

38:03
Starry Eyes
The bandits gonna like freak out. It's like, oh my God.

38:07
DJ Starburst
Was that the bite of 87?

38:11
Sleeping Dragur
Important question. Important. What year is it in game? But that. Yes, my, my beloved Fifi will scarily bite the bandit.

38:24
Starry Eyes
Yeah, like you chomp on his leg, I think. And he definitely screams both in like fear and pain because he's like, what the hell is this thing?

38:39
DJ Starburst
He's like that kid from the bite of 87. The kid that got eaten.

38:43
C. Questing
The famous ballad the bite of 87.

38:46
Sleeping Dragur
Yes.

38:48
DJ Starburst
You know the markiplier video?

38:49
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah.

38:51
Starry Eyes
So this goblin is asleep over here. He's snoozing. Not a worry in the world.

38:59
DJ Starburst
Goblin Ewok.

39:00
Starry Eyes
We have the Boba Fett goblin.

39:04
C. Questing
The sand just exploded nearby. I'm sure that's not concerning.

39:08
Sleeping Dragur
No, that's fine. Sand explodes all the time.

39:11
Starry Eyes
He's like, what the heck was that?

39:16
DJ Starburst
Not my problem.

39:19
Starry Eyes
I don't know what goblin language sounds like.

39:21
Sleeping Dragur
For those listening along. Starry eyes is sort of moving the goblin in like little funny cute.

39:28
Starry Eyes
I think he has 25ft movement. Oh, 30. Goblins are quick. Speedy little guy. He's gonna kind of take cover behind the bush here and pull out a short bow. And I guess we'll attack Xanan since you know you're in view.

39:49
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah, okay, sure. That's a pretty far shot. Does he is at disadvantage range or not quite?

39:57
Starry Eyes
55Ft. Oh, no, I think that's just in.

40:00
C. Questing
Yeah. Also for record, this is 25ft long.

40:04
Starry Eyes
Oh, really? That's great to know.

40:05
C. Questing
Okay, so if we need a quick measurement, we can.

40:08
Sleeping Dragur
That's perfect.

40:09
Starry Eyes
We have marked as a bonus action. Can we. Oh, he can take a high action as a bonus action. So he's actually gonna do that first. Hiding behind the bush here.

40:18
Sleeping Dragur
I'll be fine. Don't heal me. I can heal.

40:22
Starry Eyes
It's a 16. Does that.

40:24
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah, that just hits.

40:26
Starry Eyes
So that. Sorry. Okay.

40:29
Sleeping Dragur
My AC is 16.

40:30
Starry Eyes
Oh. I was actually rolling for the hide.

40:33
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh.

40:34
C. Questing
Oh.

40:34
Sleeping Dragur
Does it beat my. Is it passive perception? Surely 100.

40:38
Starry Eyes
Yeah, yeah. Okay, so he'll roll with advantage on the attack then maybe he'll roll.

40:43
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah. Real, real bad. Real bad.

40:48
Starry Eyes
He rolled a 12.

40:50
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, let's go. Okay, so absolutely not does that.

40:54
Starry Eyes
Misses.

40:55
Sleeping Dragur
The 12. Misses.

40:55
Starry Eyes
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So even though he hides behind the bush here, you don't see it coming. You just see like an arrow fly past you from out of nowhere.

41:04
C. Questing
Oh, that was probably meant to hit me.

41:08
DJ Starburst
What the hell was that?

41:10
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, no.

41:11
Starry Eyes
Anyway, and then it's the red cap bandit's turn. He's gonna turn around and face Fifi. He's like, what the hell is this thing? The nine Hells. Whatever.

41:25
Sleeping Dragur
Hey, don't damage the merchandise.

41:28
Starry Eyes
He's gonna swing at it with a scimitar.

41:30
Sleeping Dragur
No, the opposite of what I specifically requested just now.

41:34
Starry Eyes
It's a six. So, yeah, he swings at it with the scimitar. But I think Fifi's pretty tough.

41:40
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, yeah. She's built different.

41:42
C. Questing
Extra stuff. But don't.

41:45
Starry Eyes
There's a little jingle that plays and Fifi's fine. And with that, this goblin freed fork. Freed fork is asleep.

41:55
C. Questing
No, I have to do happity flappities.

41:57
DJ Starburst
Okay.

41:58
C. Questing
Yeah, happy flappities are for self regulation.

42:01
Starry Eyes
This warg is up. You're hidden, though, so it doesn't know where you are. And instead it's going to attack this weird robot creature.

42:14
Sleeping Dragur
I can't swear. I'm sorry.

42:15
DJ Starburst
Don't worry, I've done it to you.

42:18
Starry Eyes
Yeah. So the warg is gonna attack Fifi because, you know, the warg's bandit friend is like, screaming in pain. So the warg wants to help my dog. So, yeah, this like this large, like canine fantasy creature with this huge mob dog versus dog goes to attack the dog. So that's a nine. So.

42:49
Sleeping Dragur
Nope.

42:50
Starry Eyes
Yeah, I think Fifi's probably more nimble and is able to kind of dodge out the way.

42:56
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah, they just look at like an accordion. Like Ben's in the middle. Just the perfect angle.

43:03
Starry Eyes
And with that, we're back to stream. You just got healed by Fizz.

43:09
DJ Starburst
I'm thinking about what I want to do right now. I could charm person. I'm not gonna lie. Or I can just like, start playing, like, dissonant whispers. Okay, so the bugbear, I assume is the strongest probably here, right?

43:23
Starry Eyes
Yes, you can very. You can definitely assume that it's a bugbear.

43:29
DJ Starburst
I'm gonna stand up so I can see the bugbear. I'm just gonna move my little. I didn't mean to knock over Fizz.

43:37
DJ Orbital Death Laser
That's fine. These just a little bit.

43:40
DJ Starburst
I'm just gonna stand up so I.

43:41
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Can see him kilter, holding a shield and a spear and also being Darth Vader.

43:46
DJ Starburst
I'm gonna stand up so I can see the bugbear. And the bugbear has already taken some sort of psychic damage. So I'm just gonna play a little tune on my guitar that I is still in my hands. I'm just gonna play a little bit of dissonant whispers, which does 3D6 psych damage.

44:06
Starry Eyes
I think they get to make a saving throw.

44:08
DJ Starburst
It's a wisdom.

44:09
Starry Eyes
Wisdom. Okay. Okay, that is a 6. So that fails. Okay, it's 3D6.

44:23
DJ Starburst
It's 3D6.

44:25
Starry Eyes
Wow. That's good.

44:27
DJ Starburst
Perfect thing. There are three D6s on the table. Hold on. I'm trying to get this one to actually land. Okay, so they all rolled pretty bad. But you know what? That's okay. They all rolled pretty average. So it's two threes and one, two, eight.

44:44
Starry Eyes
Eight psychic damage.

44:47
DJ Starburst
I just really hate this bugbear. I would have used charm person on them, but I didn't feel like it.

44:52
Starry Eyes
Yeah, the bugbear is glowing in this sort of like disco light energy and stream kind of rounds the corner from like the rocks strums. And yeah, the bugbear kind of like clutches her head, is like,.

45:10
DJ Starburst
I hate this bugbear. I want this bugbear gone.

45:14
Starry Eyes
Yeah. She doesn't look happy as she clutches her head. Do you take cover? Do you, like, go back behind cover?

45:21
DJ Starburst
Yeah, I'm just going to go back behind cover.

45:23
Starry Eyes
Very smart.

45:27
DJ Orbital Death Laser
We're both just like laying on the ground.

45:30
DJ Starburst
I just need to be gone. I don't want them to see me. They shot me once.

45:34
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I.

45:34
DJ Starburst
That hurt.

45:37
Starry Eyes
The warg is up next. The other warg. And 5, 10, 15, 20, 25. The warg rounds the corner stream. And as it rounds the rocks, you know, because it's. I mean, it saw where you hid and it's gonna. It's gonna attack you stream.

45:59
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, that thing close?

46:00
Starry Eyes
Yeah, it's got 40 foot movement. It's actually 50 foot movement.

46:05
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, my God.

46:06
C. Questing
It felt fast.

46:09
Starry Eyes
But you're lucky because it rolled a natural two, so.

46:12
DJ Starburst
Okay, that did not go through my armor.

46:15
Starry Eyes
Yeah, no, like, I feel like it like bites at you and I don't know, maybe you hold it back with your guitar or something.

46:21
DJ Starburst
No, no. Okay. Nothing starting.

46:23
DJ Orbital Death Laser
It just like sprints up on you and then just like, just like the littlest bite.

46:28
DJ Starburst
Tiny little chomp.

46:30
Starry Eyes
Tiny little chomp.

46:31
C. Questing
It's like siggin when she's playing. It just sort of like it holds your hand and then it's like, why aren't you screaming.

46:40
Starry Eyes
As that's happening? The smirking bandit as Smurfy. You see this marker? It's gonna. He's gonna shoot at Zannin on the hill. That is a 20. A dirty 20. Dirty 20.

46:58
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, no.

46:59
Sleeping Dragur
That was a good shot.

47:00
Starry Eyes
Yeah. So you are. I'll just roll with the computer here. Six piercing.

47:07
Sleeping Dragur
Okay. I'm fine. Yeah, I'm fine.

47:11
Starry Eyes
And then Sonder is up.

47:13
C. Questing
Okay. Sonder. Sorry. Can I have a second marker, please? I need to do some measurements. This is. Oh, no. They don't stick.

47:21
Starry Eyes
No, unfortunately they don't stick.

47:22
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I'm sorry. No fun allowed. Markers.

47:27
C. Questing
Okay, so the bugbear is within 60ft. So is the bugbear getting cover from the other person that is standing in front of.

47:42
Starry Eyes
I will say no. Yeah. Then she's a lot bigger than the other person. So yeah, I will.

47:48
C. Questing
May I have die?

47:49
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yes.

47:50
Starry Eyes
We have advantage because she's glowing.

47:51
C. Questing
She's glowing and I'm hit it. That is better that. That is a 13 to hit.

48:00
Starry Eyes
A 13 in total.

48:02
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah.

48:05
Starry Eyes
Just barely misses.

48:06
C. Questing
Oh, my goodness. Okay.

48:09
Sleeping Dragur
And you still have advantage because. Yes, very fire.

48:11
C. Questing
Still. She still has advantage. So she's gonna throw another knife. But she is now technically visible. Okay, that is a 20 to hit.

48:22
Starry Eyes
Okay, let's go.

48:23
C. Questing
Okay. D4.

48:25
Sleeping Dragur
So many D6s.

48:28
Starry Eyes
Yeah. Plus sneak attack.

48:30
DJ Orbital Death Laser
A casualty of war never changes.

48:34
DJ Starburst
I love that.

48:35
C. Questing
11. That is. That is 11 plus 3, which is 14 damage.

48:41
Starry Eyes
Wow.

48:42
DJ Starburst
Okay, we are dealing damage to this.

48:46
Starry Eyes
So, like the knife, I think she's. Her attention is this way. It goes in her back and then I guess it vanishes. Right? Oh, scary. Yeah. So the knife hits her back and she kind of like stumbles forward. She's looking really bad now, like bleeding profusely out the back.

49:03
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, my God.

49:06
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah.

49:06
Starry Eyes
And yeah, once again, she's, I guess in D and D terms, like, definitely bloodied for sure. And with that it's unless, do you move at all or do you stay?

49:20
C. Questing
She's probably.

49:22
Starry Eyes
They technically know where you are.

49:23
C. Questing
Yeah, I think at this point, if they know where. Where she is, she's gonna just go stand up here. I'm gonna. She's gonna like, stand up here and it's just gonna be like picking her nails with her knife and, like, filing.

49:36
DJ Starburst
Who the hell is that?

49:37
C. Questing
Just, like, watching, checking her reflection.

49:44
Sleeping Dragur
Who the hell is that?

49:46
Starry Eyes
A bugbear spins around growling, like, snarling with her fanged teeth, like, damn, who the hell are you people?

49:57
C. Questing
Listen, do not associate me with those ones.

50:00
DJ Starburst
Oh, okay.

50:01
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yike.

50:01
Sleeping Dragur
Wait.

50:02
Starry Eyes
Rude. And the bugbear ignores the mandolin on the ground and instead pulls out her own flute.

50:12
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, how?

50:14
Starry Eyes
And plays a tune. Turns out she's a bard and she does healing word.

50:20
DJ Starburst
Oh, I hate all other bards. Okay, you know what? I attended Bardword. That doesn't mean anything anymore.

50:29
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Did your Bardternity brothers mean nothing to you?

50:32
DJ Starburst
I was not in a Bardternity. They wouldn't let me in.

50:36
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, okay, you failed the rush.

50:40
Starry Eyes
She'll do healing word, I guess. Are we using 2,014 rules or 2,020? I don't know.

50:46
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I need the Bama rush.

50:48
Starry Eyes
But we're using let's do like, D4 then, plus modifier. Okay, so she does not get a lot of HP back this 3 HP. So yeah, the bugberry will heal herself just a tiny bit as a bonus action, and is then going to rush over to Alire and as an action, grab him and like. Well, I guess she has to make an attempt to grapple.

51:23
Sleeping Dragur
Does this count as an attack?

51:26
Starry Eyes
Yeah, the grappling. She's gonna, like, attempt to grapple him.

51:29
Sleeping Dragur
We'll say if this counts as an attack. My dog can actually use its reaction to impose disadvantage on an attack.

51:36
Starry Eyes
Oh, amazing.

51:37
Sleeping Dragur
I would love to impose disadvantage on her grapple as Fifi growls and snaps at her ankles. Yeah, I keep saying that Fifi's huge. Well, she's mechanically medium, which means that she's the size of all of these people.

51:53
DJ Starburst
Every time you say Fifi, I giggle a little bit.

51:58
Starry Eyes
So I think the grapple is actually a saving throw on his part. But I'll say he gets advantage. Maybe.

52:07
Sleeping Dragur
However you choose to rule it, you can also say I can't use it.

52:09
Starry Eyes
That's fine. No, I would say that like Alire will get advantage on this. I don't know where the D20s are. I guess I can unroll twice. Oh, That's a natural 20.

52:22
Sleeping Dragur
Let's go.

52:23
Starry Eyes
I don't need to reroll that. Yeah. So the Bugbear tries to like grab Alire and like to take him hostage, but I don't know, like, I.

52:37
C. Questing
He's.

52:37
Starry Eyes
He's an elf, so he actually kind of like is gonna. I didn't actually roll initiative for him, but we'll say that he kind of like nimbly sort of rolls out the way as. As Fifi also then kind of like retaliates and snaps at the Bugbear, causing her to kind of like have to take a step back.

52:54
Sleeping Dragur
Nice.

52:56
Starry Eyes
And so then that wastes her turn. So then actually let me roll initiative for oir. Oh, wow. Okay. He's actually at the top here, but yeah. Anyway, we'll keep going. Bandit Jones is up next and he's going to turn his attention to saunder and attack. That's a natural 20. Bandit Jones draws his bow and lets it loose. And I'll roll two D8.

53:33
C. Questing
I think we only have one D8.

53:35
Sleeping Dragur
I have an extra.

53:42
Starry Eyes
It's gonna be eight damage in total. And after that, Fizz is up next. Yay.

53:50
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, so this. This warg is like right in front of me, so that's definitely gonna be something that I want to do. But I think I'm going to conjure a duplicate and just have it kind of like plop in like over here by the. By the mandolin area. It has a range of 30ft that I can cast the duplicate. So I think that's. That should be within 30ft right there.

54:17
Starry Eyes
Yeah, we'll give this. He's like another Darth Vader looking.

54:20
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah.

54:20
Starry Eyes
Kind of dude.

54:21
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah, that looks. That's the spitting image, honestly. And then the javelin also has a range of 30ft, so I can pretty much attack anybody in that area.

54:31
Starry Eyes
You can attack from the duplicate or.

54:33
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah, I can attack from both, I'm pretty sure.

54:36
Starry Eyes
Hell yeah.

54:37
DJ Orbital Death Laser
As long as it's in an area that I can see. And I should be able to see there, cause it's just over that hill. So Fizz's duplicate just kind of incorporeally shows up in the middle of all these people and readies his weapon, which is a long, magical javelin. And it's very exciting. And he gets ready to attack and I think he's going to target the Bugbear just because she's already down, and she's proven that she is capable of healing herself, which is a definite no. No, we can't be having any people who can heal all these other people. So main Fizz runs up on that warg, like, brandishes his javelin, and you whack people the javelin, or you, like,.

55:28
Starry Eyes
Stab them with this stab.

55:30
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, so I'm thinking more of like a. Like a battering ram type of like. Okay. Into that. Into that. Stupid dog.

55:38
Starry Eyes
Yeah. Roll an attack.

55:39
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, should I go ahead and roll both of my attacks right now?

55:44
Starry Eyes
Can you make two attacks in a turn or.

55:47
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Well, one of them's from the duplicate, so. Oh, it will go on, like, two separate. Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

55:57
Starry Eyes
I don't know. I haven't really read. I mean, like, is it, like, you can make your one attack through your duplicate or you get an extra attack?

56:06
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I actually don't know because it, like, Loki doesn't say.

56:11
Sleeping Dragur
What. So where you get this feature from, Duplicate?

56:16
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I don't remember where I got it from. I think it's from. I think it's just from being a paladin. Loki.

56:22
Starry Eyes
I think it's your, like.

56:24
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, it might be my, like, paladin type.

56:26
Starry Eyes
What's it called? Oath of treachery.

56:29
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yes, yes. The being a treacherous guy. I'm an oath breaker.

56:40
Starry Eyes
It does say that conjuring the duplicate is an action.

56:43
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, it is an action. Okay.

56:45
Starry Eyes
Unless you wanted to say you did it before the combat, but because I. I mean, you guys did have time to prepare.

56:52
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah. Okay. Oh, I'll do that.

56:56
Starry Eyes
And then it says here it looks exactly like you, but it doesn't take any damage.

57:04
DJ Orbital Death Laser
It's awesome.

57:04
Starry Eyes
You can cast spells as if you were there. You can only cast spells through him, but you can't make attacks through him.

57:14
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, okay. Well, I'll just.

57:16
Starry Eyes
I'll just say if you're. If you're within five feet of him, you have an advantage on your own attacks.

57:20
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay.

57:20
Starry Eyes
So if you want to be fighting with him or by, like, your side.

57:25
C. Questing
Or theoretically, if you have attack spells.

57:27
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I do so.

57:29
Starry Eyes
But you'll still only be making one attack this turn. Either, like, a spell or your javelin, then.

57:34
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, I think I'm still gonna attack the warg, and then I guess I'll just, like, run over to my duplicate so that we can be, like, in the same area. But I'll go ahead and attack this. I'll go ahead and try to attack this warg. So I need a roll to hit, right? Yeah.

57:51
Starry Eyes
Okay. Let's see.

57:53
DJ Orbital Death Laser
That is a D6.

57:56
Starry Eyes
All right, well, you really do. 21St.

57:58
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry. It's been so long since I played dandy. Okay, okay, I got a 16.

58:08
Starry Eyes
That hits.

58:09
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, slay and then I will then roll to hit and get. Yeah, I'm. Okay, this is just a nitpick. When I rolled the D20, it showed the number. And then when I rolled the D6, it showed, like, the dots. It's very inconsistent.

58:30
DJ Starburst
What website are you using?

58:31
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Rolladie.net the one.

58:34
DJ Starburst
Is it purple?

58:35
DJ Orbital Death Laser
No, it's white.

58:36
Starry Eyes
Six damage.

58:38
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah. So I got a six.

58:39
Starry Eyes
Is that plus.

58:40
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Your modifier is a five plus one. So would be a six.

58:44
Starry Eyes
Wait, is your strength only plus one?

58:47
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, it's says the damage is 1D6 plus one. I don't know.

58:52
Starry Eyes
Oh, okay.

58:53
C. Questing
Is it.

58:53
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Maybe. Maybe I'm. Maybe I'm stupid.

58:56
C. Questing
Is it a magical. Is it. Is it a plus one? Javelin?

58:59
Starry Eyes
What's your strength score?

59:00
C. Questing
If it's a.

59:01
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Let's see. I'm sorry, guys. I have a. I have a plus zero on strength with your decks score. Plus one. Okay.

59:09
Starry Eyes
That's what it is. Index then. Okay, so yeah, it'd be six damage then.

59:12
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, cool.

59:14
Starry Eyes
Okay, so yeah, you. You stab the warg.

59:19
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay, cool.

59:19
Starry Eyes
And it makes an unhappy dog noise that I can't replicate.

59:26
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah, that's fair. Just, like, attack that guy. Kind of bash him with my big stick. And then I run away past the warg to, like, over here.

59:39
Starry Eyes
Okay, you do have to be careful about opportunity attacks, but.

59:44
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Ooh.

59:44
Starry Eyes
Okay, you could go that way.

59:47
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah. Okay. I kind of, like, scurry over the hill and, like, fall, but, like, catch myself at the last minute to not totally screw over my aura points. Yeah. And then I'm, like, standing right next to my duplicate. Very like. Oh, who's the real one? Definitely not the one that just showed up out of nowhere. Okay. Amazing. I can't do anything else, can I?

01:00:15
Starry Eyes
Unless you have a bonus action.

01:00:17
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I don't believe so.

01:00:19
Starry Eyes
Yeah.

01:00:19
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Okay.

01:00:20
Starry Eyes
That's me. Zannin, you're up.

01:00:24
Sleeping Dragur
Okay. I'm kind of thinking. Yeah, now that. Now that the bugbear is directly threatening Alire the judge, I want her to go down.

01:00:36
Starry Eyes
Yeah, she's still glowing with the.

01:00:38
Sleeping Dragur
Okay, see, funnily enough, that actually does not help me at all. Oh, I don't have anything that.

01:00:45
Starry Eyes
Well, fizz is. Or. Sorry, FiFi is within 5ft.

01:00:48
Sleeping Dragur
This is true. Okay, so, yeah, my bonus action. I command Fifi to attack and as my action, I am going to. So I'm gonna pull out another Battech Magitech patent pending device and gently roll it down the hill. And I'm trying to remember what they're called. They're like the little toys that are spheres and then you like pop them and they like open into like a little creature. You know what I'm talking about?

01:01:23
C. Questing
Expanding.

01:01:24
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

01:01:26
C. Questing
The, the expanding orb. Netballs.

01:01:29
Sleeping Dragur
Yes, you know what I'm talking about. I don't know what they're called.

01:01:32
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah.

01:01:34
Sleeping Dragur
So it pops open like a Bakugan.

01:01:35
DJ Starburst
Why are we referencing Bakugan? You throw them on a little magnets.

01:01:39
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah. So a little orb and it pops up open and it looks like a. I guess like a trebuchet and it goes and it rolls back, scoops a rock from the base of this little hill. I assume there's rocks. There's like small rocks. And I'm going to guess catapult from it. Catapult is going to target. So it just goes in a 90 foot line. So if it doesn't hit the bugbear, it has the opportunity to hit the four people in the line behind the bugbear.

01:02:07
Starry Eyes
Okay, well is Fifi attacking first or are you catapult.

01:02:10
Sleeping Dragur
Catapult first. Because Fifi acts after my turn is over. So.

01:02:17
Starry Eyes
Do they make a saving throw? Yes.

01:02:18
Sleeping Dragur
So Dex, saving throw on the bugbear and if the bugbear succeeds, it will continue and then more deck saves Bugbear got a 22. Okay, so that saves. So Indiana Jones saves.

01:02:30
Starry Eyes
I got a 19.

01:02:31
Sleeping Dragur
Okay, that saves. So saves SM the Smiler.

01:02:38
DJ Starburst
16.

01:02:39
Sleeping Dragur
That also six.

01:02:40
Starry Eyes
I'm sorry.

01:02:41
Sleeping Dragur
Goblin.

01:02:45
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Goblin. 16.

01:02:52
Sleeping Dragur
Damn.

01:02:52
Starry Eyes
I'm sorry. I don't know why they're rolling so well.

01:02:57
Sleeping Dragur
So they all leap out of the way of my catapult. That's fine.

01:03:01
Starry Eyes
I'm sorry.

01:03:05
Sleeping Dragur
Truly. Yeah. You know, I'm thinking it does take a little bit long to set up. Maybe I should tinker with it some more anyway. Oh, yeah, I never. I never like. I meant to call it to Judge Alire, but I did not say Judge Alire. Do not worry. We're here to save you. Us, Me specifically. XanaBaltech. Remember the name.

01:03:31
DJ Starburst
Hey. Not just you.

01:03:35
Sleeping Dragur
You were not going to come. No, I was.

01:03:41
C. Questing
I've been here the whole time.

01:03:43
Sleeping Dragur
Game changer. And actually I'm going to clamber down the hill because now I feel less like I have the high ground and more like I've made myself a target. I want to be on level footing with everyone. El.

01:03:58
DJ Starburst
Okay, you're trebuchet that failed.

01:04:00
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah, it's really funny.

01:04:02
Sleeping Dragur
Like, I'll just. I'll just go down here.

01:04:05
Starry Eyes
Okay. All right. Yeah. You go down to the bottom of the hill.

01:04:08
Sleeping Dragur
I. I descend the hill. I kind of clamber down and then. So that will be my turn. And then Fifi will bite. May I have a D20, please?

01:04:21
Starry Eyes
Mm.

01:04:24
Sleeping Dragur
17 To hit.

01:04:25
Starry Eyes
That hits. That hits.

01:04:26
Sleeping Dragur
Outstanding. And that will be seven damage, some force damage.

01:04:30
Starry Eyes
All right, how do you want to describe finishing off the bugger captain?

01:04:34
Sleeping Dragur
Okay, so then he's like, fifi, attack. And then, you know, there's obviously like a. A like a mellow, like, so organ sound from the pipes and a sort of accordion, like, squeak as Fifi turns. Oh, God, I didn't think I would get this far. And let's see. I think what happens is that. So again, I cannot emphasize enough. Fifi's really big. And I think Fifi just knocks over the Bugbear. Just sort of like head first, like rams into the bug bear. And just. I don't want to be too gruesome, but just like it'll say, knocks up the bugbear. And then again, you. You all saw Zannin sort of struggling to carry this briefcase around. Then Fifi just sits on the Bugbear's chest and there is a crack because she's very heavy.

01:05:45
Starry Eyes
All right, then.

01:05:47
Sleeping Dragur
Behold my invention.

01:05:53
Starry Eyes
The Bugbear goes silent and.

01:05:58
Sleeping Dragur
And it will happen to all of you too.

01:06:01
Starry Eyes
Do you say that?

01:06:01
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah.

01:06:02
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Oh, okay.

01:06:02
Starry Eyes
Okay. Yeah. All the bandits will kind of like look towards you and then see that their captain was just killed. And yeah, the goblin Boba Fett over here is like, you bastard, we'll kill you first.

01:06:21
Sleeping Dragur
You can try.

01:06:23
Starry Eyes
And it's gonna.

01:06:24
Sleeping Dragur
Shh.

01:06:26
Starry Eyes
Gonna rush over.

01:06:28
Sleeping Dragur
See, I was trying to put Fifi on top of the bug bit there. Yeah,.

01:06:35
Starry Eyes
Yeah. Just going to take the hide action. That's a natural one. So he's not hidden. He just yelled at you. And then like he darts back behind the bush. But like, you know that he's behind the bush.

01:06:49
Sleeping Dragur
No, he's hiding. He's like. He's like. You know this. He's like chopper hiding. Yeah, yeah.

01:06:57
Starry Eyes
And with that, I think you kind of have like a bit of COVID from this angle from the bush there.

01:07:01
Sleeping Dragur
Outstanding.

01:07:02
Starry Eyes
So you get a plus two to your ac.

01:07:03
Sleeping Dragur
Outstanding.

01:07:04
Starry Eyes
And he rolled an eight.

01:07:07
Sleeping Dragur
So awesome.

01:07:10
Starry Eyes
Yeah, that's eight to hit.

01:07:13
Sleeping Dragur
And with.

01:07:15
Starry Eyes
So.

01:07:18
Sleeping Dragur
Does it seem like, you want to kill me that bad?

01:07:20
C. Questing
Shut up.

01:07:22
Sleeping Dragur
Did she like, suck? Was she like a horrible boss?

01:07:26
Starry Eyes
Oh, my gosh. You're gonna make this poor goblin cry. Red. The red cap bandit is next. He's gonna attack Fifi. Oh, he's like, you stupid dog.

01:07:42
DJ Starburst
No, don't say that.

01:07:43
Starry Eyes
That's a 10.

01:07:44
Sleeping Dragur
My doggy. No.

01:07:45
Starry Eyes
Okay, yeah, Just kind of clanks off, not dealing any damage.

01:07:50
Sleeping Dragur
It is a beautiful bell tone.

01:07:53
Starry Eyes
And this guy's sleeping. So then the warg is up. Is also going to attack Fifi. Ooh, that is a 20. 20 To hit.

01:08:06
Sleeping Dragur
That does it.

01:08:06
Starry Eyes
Okay, it's gonna be five piercing.

01:08:11
Sleeping Dragur
Okay, that's fine.

01:08:12
Starry Eyes
Okay.

01:08:13
Sleeping Dragur
Sound like a deflated balloon as it pierces. Like the accordion bit or something.

01:08:19
Starry Eyes
Yeah. And with that we're. Yeah. Alire is going to kind of like look over to you, Zannin, and he's going to disengage and.

01:08:31
Sleeping Dragur
Good choice.

01:08:32
Starry Eyes
So 5, 10, 15.

01:08:35
Sleeping Dragur
He's walking over the body.

01:08:41
Starry Eyes
And then he's actually going to stop here, taking up the square of his mandolin and he's gonna like pick up his mandolin.

01:08:49
DJ Orbital Death Laser
And everyone's fallen over.

01:08:52
Starry Eyes
And then I guess he'll like. Yeah, he grabs his mandolin and he'll hide behind you. Fizz.

01:08:56
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah.

01:08:57
Sleeping Dragur
Awesome.

01:08:59
Starry Eyes
And then stream. You're up.

01:09:00
DJ Starburst
Oh, God. Okay, so I've got two ideas right now. I can move 35ft or I can thunder wave this dog.

01:09:08
C. Questing
Thunder wave the dog.

01:09:09
DJ Starburst
But the thunder wave isn't gonna do that much because, like, I would thunder.

01:09:13
C. Questing
Wave the dog and then move.

01:09:16
DJ Starburst
Cuz you can do that.

01:09:17
C. Questing
Action.

01:09:18
DJ Starburst
Okay, I'm gonna thunder wave this dog. I get a 2D8. So where are the 2 8?

01:09:23
Starry Eyes
Well, I think it makes a saving throw first. Right?

01:09:25
DJ Starburst
It's a constitution saving throw.

01:09:32
Starry Eyes
Okay, that's a 14.

01:09:38
C. Questing
Spell save. DC would be 8 plus your proficiency bonus, which is 2, which is 10, plus your charisma modifier.

01:09:47
DJ Starburst
My charisma modifier is a plus,.

01:09:54
Starry Eyes
Probably a plus three.

01:09:55
C. Questing
That's a 13.

01:09:56
Starry Eyes
Okay, so it does succeed on the saving throw, but half damage.

01:10:02
DJ Starburst
Wait, what would this one mean?

01:10:04
Starry Eyes
That's your own savings.

01:10:05
DJ Starburst
Okay, good to know.

01:10:06
Starry Eyes
Yeah. If you have to make one,.

01:10:10
DJ Starburst
I got two fives.

01:10:12
Starry Eyes
So it takes five thunder damage then.

01:10:15
DJ Starburst
And now I'm gonna walk away.

01:10:16
C. Questing
And he waddled away.

01:10:21
DJ Starburst
Climb over the hill and walk behind Zannin.

01:10:25
Sleeping Dragur
Hey, in the corner.

01:10:27
Starry Eyes
Okay. It can make an opportunity attack against you.

01:10:30
DJ Starburst
Okay. I'm just like sitting here with Zan and I'm like, hey, I don't want to get attacked by the dog anymore, and you're. You're pretty much kind of bulkier than me. I feel like you're a good defensive wall.

01:10:45
Starry Eyes
It does bite you on your way out.

01:10:46
DJ Starburst
How much damage? He does 20 damage.

01:10:57
C. Questing
No. Okay.

01:10:59
DJ Orbital Death Laser
I'm.

01:10:59
Starry Eyes
I don't know why it's rolling so good.

01:11:03
Sleeping Dragur
We determined dog,.

01:11:06
Starry Eyes
So the seven plus five is 13. 13 Damage.

01:11:12
C. Questing
12.

01:11:13
Starry Eyes
Oh.

01:11:13
DJ Orbital Death Laser
12.

01:11:14
Starry Eyes
So 15 damage.

01:11:17
C. Questing
I'm at five hit points.

01:11:20
Starry Eyes
You cast.

01:11:21
Sleeping Dragur
Okay.

01:11:21
Starry Eyes
Thunder wave. And as you start running away, it just like. Sorry.

01:11:28
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah, it's getting all of us.

01:11:29
Starry Eyes
It bites your calf.

01:11:31
DJ Starburst
I'm just going to sit on the ground.

01:11:34
Sleeping Dragur
Yeah, you can.

01:11:35
Starry Eyes
You can still move over there. Yeah, you should definitely move out. Get out. Get away.

01:11:39
Sleeping Dragur
Hey, buddy.

01:11:40
DJ Starburst
I'm just going to sit on the ground right next to you. You're a little bit. I think if they try to hit me, they're going to hit you first.

01:11:48
Sleeping Dragur
I do have a shield.

01:11:49
DJ Starburst
You do have a shield.

01:11:50
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Bush and I have a shield.

01:11:53
DJ Starburst
Yeah. I think I'm protected. I will be casting healing words soon.

01:12:00
Sleeping Dragur
Don't. What? Don't worry. I can also heal. You're okay.

01:12:05
Starry Eyes
Yeah. And with that, the work is up. It's gonna chase after you.

01:12:11
DJ Starburst
Oh, my God.

01:12:12
Sleeping Dragur
Leave me alone.

01:12:13
Starry Eyes
It has a taste of your blood now.

01:12:15
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, no.

01:12:16
C. Questing
Hungy.

01:12:20
DJ Starburst
What happens if I die here?

01:12:22
C. Questing
You can get better.

01:12:23
Starry Eyes
The word crawls up the hill and it's gonna jump. Jumps down at you. Jumps down at you.

01:12:30
Sleeping Dragur
Really good angle on the warg. Right now.

01:12:34
Starry Eyes
It's a 17.

01:12:35
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, my God.

01:12:37
Starry Eyes
Oh, I don't know why they're rolling so good.

01:12:39
DJ Orbital Death Laser
This is really bad.

01:12:41
C. Questing
Can I. Can I defend against this?

01:12:44
Starry Eyes
If that hits. It hits. Ugh.

01:12:46
C. Questing
I'm at five health.

01:12:47
Starry Eyes
It could roll. It could roll bad. It could roll bad.

01:12:50
C. Questing
It could roll bad.

01:12:53
Starry Eyes
That's. That's.

01:12:54
Sleeping Dragur
Oh, no. Oh, no.

01:12:57
C. Questing
Oh, no.

01:12:58
DJ Starburst
So I'm at negative three, but you just.

01:13:00
C. Questing
You don't. You technically don't go to negative.

01:13:02
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah.

01:13:03
C. Questing
You are unconscious, though.

01:13:05
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Yeah.

01:13:06
Sleeping Dragur
Oh,

01:13:09
C. Questing
Oh,.

01:13:12
DJ Starburst
Sorry, guys.

01:13:14
Starry Eyes
Well, okay.

01:13:16
Sleeping Dragur
Is that a Weezer song for this?

01:13:20
Starry Eyes
The ward dives down and tackles you, and you go unconscious and will be making death saves. Now.

01:13:31
DJ Orbital Death Laser
These don't die.

01:13:32
Starry Eyes
Yeah, literally.

01:13:33
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Session two.

01:13:35
Sleeping Dragur
One more hit.

01:13:37
Starry Eyes
The happy Bandit is up next, though. He's not very happy anymore. Next time on Fantasia World Tour, unconscious and dying. Will Stream be rescued by his party in time? Or will the Gila gang accept revenge for their fallen captain? The combat comes to an end on the next episode of Fantasia World Tour. This episode is part one. Of our first D and D Combat recorded here at WKNC 88.1 Raleigh. The songs played in this episode are from the YouTube audio library and the artists can be found on YouTube. Songs and artists behind them will now be listed in order of their initial appearance in the episode.

01:14:31
Starry Eyes
Starting off we had Orient by SefChol, Anomalous Hedges by the Mini Vandals, Nature Nurture by Quincas Moreira, Low Noon by John Patitucci, the Colonel by Zachariah Hickman, The Bazaar Canon by Hanu Dixit, Midnight Special by E's Jammy Jams, Wonder Why by TrackTribe, the Takedown by DJ Williams, Wunderkind by Freedom Trail Studio, June by Bobby Richards, Tempos Vari by Freedom Trail Studio, Overboard by the Gray Room, who are also known as the Golden Palm Recorders. We also had Psychic Magic by The Unicorn Heads, City of the Wolf by the Mini Vandals, Tough Times by Jeremy Korpas, Never Don't Stop by Swartzy, and lastly Body of Water by TrackTribe. We also had sound effects that were from the YouTube audio library as well as sound effects from Pixabay which include Flute by sivinsimon, Record Scratches and Glockenspiel_07_e3_02 which were made by Freesound Community.

01:15:49
Starry Eyes
We also had Balloon piiiiiiep splrt by Hamster 2000, Dog Bbark by Dragon Studio and Scary Wolf Growling by Alice Soundz with a Z. final shout out to our players this session: C. Questing, DJ Orbital Death Laser, Sleeping Draugr and Starburst. My name is Starry Eyes. Thank you so much for listening to episode three and we hope to hear from you in the next episode. This has been Fantasia: World Tour!

01:16:37
DJ Orbital Death Laser
Sam.

Transcribed by https://fireflies.ai/