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Welcome to the show where nothing is off the table. "The SmokePit" is a place where we talk about any and everything. From celebrities acting out on social media, to serious social topics. We even have the occasional "One Gotta Go" debates as well as monthly brackets that members of our group participate in. Yes, ladies and gents, welcome to 'The SmokePit' where we stay talking about things that would come up at your job's watercooler or smoke pit. Feel free to join in the weekly conversations by joining the "Smokepit Podcast Fan Group" on Facebook.
Hey. Hey. Hey. Whatever that. Let me tell you.
Mac:Like Kendrick said, sometimes you gotta show up and pop out. Yep. And that's what we're doing. It's a Wednesday. It's a hump day for for the Patriots.
Mac:It's early for them. I know you probably, yo, what the fuck is this? We got we got reasons why. Well, 1, we missed y'all. Right?
Mac:Yes. It's been a while.
Blak:And Most definitely.
Mac:The partner in crime is back, ladies and gentlemen. The one and only Black Mac is in the building here joining your boy. So you know the energy is gonna be up. Right? Sir.
Mac:And then 2, there's something going on this weekend, Friday, particularly, that I've been waiting for for a while.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:I feel like my man here, black has been waiting on it as well. Yes. And it is it is the premiere of Deadpool and Wolverine. Me and my wife don't get a whole lot of date nights.
Blak:There hasn't been a lot of
Mac:movies that have been intriguing us. We did go see Quiet Place Day 1 and I was I wish I was just, I wish I was at work. I wish my shirt phone had ring. You know, I'm sitting there like, bro, please somebody go to jail and call my phone. You know?
Blak:didn't go see that movie because I read your review of it. I was like
Mac:It is, bro. I'm I'm surprised it is not on Amazon Prime already. You know? It is it is one of those movies. Like, I I we'll break it down in in a review or something, or I I I'll break it down in news or something.
Mac:But I will say, like, The Quiet Place, the universe or the world that it is is is intriguing. The fact that it's a world where if you make noise, it's almost certain death. So it's a lot of things, like, throughout the day if you're trying to survive what you gotta do. I think the first movie was so well done.
Blak:They killed it.
Mac:Trying to continue it in the second movie, like, following the family was kinda like I didn't I wasn't really into part 2, but when I heard day 1 was coming where it was like, alright. So these aliens are across the globe, so you get the you get a opportunity in this world to see different people adapt and survive in this world. And this one was in New York, so I'm like, instead of this rural setting where the first family's at, we're in the big city. So obviously, a bit bro, it was the my god.
Blak:It was that bad?
Mac:Bro, I was upset. Literally, like, visually, physically upset, and my wife was just like, you enjoying the movie? I'm like, absolutely not. But we paid the money, and I'm here to watch it. You know?
Mac:So it
Blak:is Yeah. We gotta stay.
Mac:What up, Jin? Appreciate you tuning in.
Blak:What's up, Jin?
Mac:But, yeah. So Deadpool Wolverine's popping off. Me and Black will be MIA this weekend, enjoying that, spending time with family stuff. But we didn't wanna leave you because we we kinda left you for 2 weeks late June, early July, so we ain't trying to do that to y'all no more. We love y'all.
Mac:We wanna give y'all some content. So here we are. And plus, the longer we don't do shit, the more the backlog builds up, And then we have shit that we wanna talk about, and then we gotta just put that on the back burner because new shit is out. So Amen. This is us clearing our systems, getting the shit off our chest, laughing at some stuff because let's be honest, it's an election year in America.
Mac:We need to we need to laugh. We need to laugh at some shit because shit is getting real out here. Right? So, you ready to get started?
Blak:Let's do it, my guy. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mac:boys and girls, episode 148 of the smoke pit starts right now.
Blak:Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night. Come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke pit. It's time for us to show off.
Blak:It's been a long week, come relaxin'. Get some lapsin', and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions, I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready, because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit.
Blak:It's Mack and Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.
Mac:Y'all know what it is. Wednesday night. Mood is right still, even though it's not Friday. The dynamic duo is back. Then little merch out.
Mac:Right?
Blak:You got my man Mac.
Mac:Then your homie Mac here on the number one streaming podcast live show on Wednesday night. Outrigged 9:30. All that good stuff. Episode 148 in Smoke Pit. Like I said, let's, welcome my man, Black Mac back to the show, my guy.
Blak:It's good to be back.
Mac:Hey. How was the, I know it was, not not all good, circumstances for the trip back home, but
Blak:Yep.
Mac:How was it being around around family and stuff like that?
Blak:Very it was very good under the circumstances. For those who don't know, my dad passed away, and, we had his funeral, last weekend. So all of my family came. It was it was good, man. As as as crazy as the situation was, it was good to be around, you know, my aunt, my uncles, and, you know, just just chill.
Blak:You know what I'm saying? And it was the first time that we have been together and, like, all of us have been together in, like Mhmm. Maybe 20, 25 years. So
Blak:Mhmm.
Blak:It was, it was it was it was good. And for the most part, I was I was fine with everything. Then they brought my sister's ashes out, bro. Like, you talking about fucked up? I was fucked up.
Blak:But but it was good just to have everybody in one place and interact and, you know, bring in the family together and, like, us being around each other. Like, what the fuck took us so long to, you know, come around each other and Right. Be be around each other more? So out of that came out of a sad situation came, like, alright. Let's get together more.
Blak:Let's spend more time together, and we have. We actually have. And, and being around my sister's kids and you know what I'm saying? Like, just to be like, I got you guys. You know what I mean?
Blak:And, you know, just getting the camaraderie together. It was it was beautiful. It was sad, but it was beautiful.
Mac:Yeah. And that's kind of the situation. It's one of those where it's low key therapeutic because you're surrounded by family that you probably have not seen in a while. The flip side is like, you're you're kinda like, why did it have to bring a death Right. For all of us to come around?
Mac:So I think for me and and my brother and my sister, like, we we just decided to be more adamant about doing stuff together.
Blak:Right. Right.
Mac:It's us and and bringing our kids so the cousins get to hang out and stuff. Right. You know, like like, time is short. When we when we were growing up, like, we had to like, that's what we were used to growing up around cousins, being around. So, like, depriving our kids of that opportunity to know their family and and and things like that.
Mac:Like so we're being more adamant trying to take family trips and things like that, but it it's it just fucking sucks that
Blak:It's a for you.
Mac:Catalyst for that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So, yeah, man. So, I mean, glad to have you back.
Mac:I will say I we were trying. The brand was trying to send flowers your way, And these stores was like when you were like Oakdale is bad rule, like, I would type in the at the ZIP code and every flower, everything is just like, what are you trying to do, sir? I'm like, I'm trying to get flowers to my boy. What you doing? Like, so our apologies for that, man.
Mac:But, Oh, man. No no biggie. Your your family needs, anything like that, man. We we got you over here, man. We got you.
Blak:I appreciate y'all, man. Like and I appreciate it. I appreciate it, you know, you guys thinking about me. Not only that. I I was I I tried to have my ear to the podcast as much as possible, and you know what I mean?
Blak:Like, I couldn't there was no way for me to to to listen to everything everybody was doing. So I was catching it in bits and pieces, but I appreciated the words from everybody, man. Everybody sending me, condolences. I appreciate it, man. I really do.
Blak:Again, tough situation. There there's a lot there's a lot to feel back about that situation. But, like, just for everybody sending their thoughts and prayers, like, I really do appreciate you all. Thank you.
Mac:Bet bet. I will say, we I know I have my my little my little glass of oh, shit. Look. Little little promo. Little little falling
Blak:star. Nice.
Mac:Backside little Queens and Nerdem logo here. So, this will be avail this is available right now in our merch shop. Hey. Link in the description, by the way. Check that out.
Blak:You
Mac:can go to our website, which is also linked in the description. And there's a link to the website where you could buy the merch. In that one, bro, we got you.
Blak:We got you.
Mac:Wanna make stuff easy? All you do is go to the d f p n dot com, and then just look at all the links we got for you. One stop shop for anything, d f p n. And it's only gonna get better. We got new designs rolling out.
Mac:Eat the cake anime is coming out with some designs. My man has been working on, he he just got back yesterday. Hit me up for a link to a thing to start grinding and working. So I bought a whole new revamp for, no gimmicks coming out. Yep.
Mac:And I'm just like, woah.
Blak:Hey, man. People been out here doing shit. I gotta catch up.
Mac:You are doing stuff. You covering up the, AEW collision out there.
Blak:Yep. Yep.
Mac:So we we saw the first post, from from the night there. I know you're working on getting the press pass and all that other good stuff and like that. So is BCP not not not press credentialed for that for you to get interviews or or send in press conferences, or is AW doing that at this point?
Blak:They so they closed it off for the 1st week, and I think they're gonna open it the next week because what we expect is that they're in a TV rights deal thing. If you if
Blak:you heard
Blak:shit with NBA yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we think they're gonna open it up this next week once the NBA makes up their mind and figure out what they're gonna do.
Blak:It's gonna affect them.
Mac:So Oh, you're waiting on the NBA? Yeah.
Blak:Because Warner Everybody's waiting on this.
Mac:Hey. I just heard that, they're still rolling with Amazon and stuff, man. Like, I think Warner tried to match Amazon, but I think the numbers just weren't there. So Adam Silver came out and was like, no. We're sticking with,
Blak:Amazon. That was like? Yeah.
Mac:Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yep. So we'll see what, what waterfall or what ripple effects that has.
Mac:But, I mean, if Warner just has that money left over then.
Blak:Yeah. Then AEW is about to get paid a lot.
Mac:Oh. Shout out to AEW, man. Yep. I wonder how Cody I mean, because he's on top of the world, WWE. Right?
Mac:Yep. Yep.
Blak:But I
Mac:mean to see you know what I'm saying? Like how how like, I'll I'll put it this way. We started DFPN. Right? Mhmm.
Mac:We're like, this is our network. We're gonna make it big. And then, you know, Amazon, Spotify, somebody's like, we wanna make your podcast exclusive to our streaming thing, and we'll give you, like, you know, 100,000,000, you know, and you gotta do this many episodes x, y, and z. We're like, alright. And we we give up we give up DFP ing.
Mac:Right? Because we're just like, yeah, we're we're moving over here. And then DFP, like, somebody picks it up and they just it blows up. Right? Yep.
Mac:And they ended up getting picked up. Right? Like, just our show gets moved, but DFPN brand is still there. So I mean, I know this isn't gonna happen. This is a super hypothetical.
Mac:Like, if the smoke pit goes anywhere, motherfucker everybody covered with this. Package deal. Right? Yep. But say the smoke pit leaves, DFPN stays there, Jen, Jeff, the rest of the crew, you know, they're just like, cool.
Mac:We'll grind over here. We'll stay DFPN, and then that motherfucker gets picked up for some shit. And we over here, like
Blak:Guess how I'm feeling.
Mac:Congratulations. No. I'd be I'd be super stoked, man. But, again, it's a hypothetical. We we ain't we ain't leaving the brand at all, man.
Mac:The brand is over here. I will say, so, yeah, merch is there. So I got my, my Coke, cherry, 0, sugar, all that good stuff, and a little bit of, Crown Vanilla in here. I don't know if you came prepped with, with anything, but, oh, what is that?
Blak:I love tequila.
Mac:Terramana? I've seen the I've seen the color, so I knew it was tequila. I was just like Yes. Yes. I'm very familiar with the color of that.
Mac:But, I know it's your first time back in a while. I don't know if you have a toast prepared for, for our listeners. If you do, floor is yours.
Blak:So this one is going to be this one, I I wanna I wanna make sure I I say this right.
Mac:Okay.
Blak:Take your time.
Mac:For Take your time, pastor.
Blak:Not letting go, but letting go. You know what I mean?
Mac:Well, that's deep. I don't think people understand. I mean, certain people will understand what you're talking about. Yep. And, like we talked earlier, so I know what the fuck you talk about.
Mac:But and Jen, like, really think about it because this this applies to, to to us as well. So Yep. Almost like, if I can add to that, if I may. Like, if you're if you have if you're a plant person, which my wife is, sometimes your plant is thriving, leaves are growing all over the place. Sometimes the best thing to do is prune some of those leaves so the plant can continue to grow.
Mac:Absolutely. So sometimes some pruning is necessary, sometimes it happens naturally. And, we here at DFPN have have been through a pruning process, and sometimes it's done, directly. Sometimes it's done passively. But, I like that letting go and letting go.
Blak:Yep.
Mac:There you go. And my brother's in the competition. Salud. Salud. I will say there is good news though.
Mac:I don't know if you heard the news, Blaque, and then we'll get into the house meeting. But, there has been a group of people who have come together and decided that the best move for that company or that group to move forward and be prosperous is to say goodbye to something that was a flagship to them. Really? Yes. Now I know some people are just like, are you talking about the Democratic party say no.
Mac:No. No. No. Because we're not talking about that tonight. I'm talking about Paramount Plus canceling the Halo show.
Blak:Oh, thank god.
Blak:Not working.
Blak:Thank you.
Mac:They'd sat back, and they looked at fucking fallout be nominated for 16 motherfucking Emmys.
Blak:I I said it.
Blak:And Paul was nominated
Mac:for 0. I said it. This ain't working for us, bro. Yeah. So Halo has been canceled.
Mac:No mas. So, I think it's Microsoft or whoever is the the the movie making studio for for, you know, And somebody else is still trying to shop it around to see if any streaming service wants to pick it up. Crickets so far. Yeah. Unless it's gonna be a super reboot and they're starting this story from scratch
Jaq Lee:and they
Mac:follow in, bro.
Blak:It has to be.
Mac:I have not seen any seasons. I've just watched YouTube recaps of seasons, and I have not seen one person who has watched that show sit down and be like, man, this season was amazing. This season is No. Everybody is disappointed. Very.
Mac:And people were looking into a shot, like, maybe it was a slow burn, and then season 2 will pick it up, and and people are just like season 2 was was not it either. So
Blak:What the who greenlit this shit? That's what I wanna know.
Mac:The biggest thing I got watching the the the the reviews or the the, you know, people talking of recaps. They were like they were the fall of reach apparently happens in season 2.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:The casual fan will be like, oh, the fall of reach. That was amazing. I played halo reach yada yada yada. Here is me, a scholar of of the Halo universe. Black.
Mac:You you you are also, a scholar. I wish for the love of god, we woulda had Kabuki on here.
Blak:Yes. Because he woulda he woulda rang.
Mac:Let me just ask you one question. When it comes to the fall of reach, was John 117 involved in in the fall of reach?
Blak:Not at all.
Mac:Why wasn't he involved in the fall of reach?
Blak:Because he wasn't there.
Mac:What was the biggest what was the biggest mission for the the Spartan team that was on reach when that It
Blak:was a suicide mission.
Mac:Right. Because they had to extract who?
Blak:Cortana. A draw blank. I'm a draw blank. It is Cortana. Right?
Blak:Alright. I don't wanna be wrong.
Mac:Was there. She was like, we gotta get this this thing off of here. Right? This AI is gonna be the key to saving the universe. Right?
Mac:And we all know Cortana meets John on, I forget the ship, but in Halo 1. Right? Boom.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:Put this in. Here we go. So John is nowhere on this thing. But here we are watching Halo season 2. John is on there.
Mac:It's clearly on reach. And the amount of they weren't even in their suits, but for, like, a few, I was losing my shit. Like, bro, I'm watching this shit for Spartan action, and I'm not getting Spartan action.
Blak:No. Losing
Mac:my shit. Brian said it was. It was like fucking watching ODST. You might as well just have made the story about regular ODST troopers. And I probably would have fucked with it if you were like, this is ODST's dealing with the, you know, the covenant and all that
Blak:other stuff. Right.
Mac:But, no, you're like, this is John, Master Chief. So I'm like, I'm expecting Master Chief level shit. I've played Halo. Master Chief does some epic shit.
Blak:She does some amazing shit.
Mac:I need to see epic shit from John, but I see no epic shit from John. So my patience is done. I didn't watch it. I'm glad it's canceled. I'm sad to all the actors and the people who are producing that y'all are no longer working, but do better.
Blak:They have the voice of Cortana in the show. Like, bro, you had and this is what kills me about that show. And it's watching fallout. You have so much source material that you could have pulled from, and they pulled from 0 of that shit.
Mac:0. Games and books. Yes. You the gamma. The the gambit was there.
Mac:This this right here. The most popular. I could. Yes. Alright.
Mac:Yes. Offer it. Yes. Because the biggest thing with Halo is the fact that when you're playing the game, it's, chief is is whoever you want it to be. You're playing him like I chief.
Mac:Chief looks like Right. But but then you read the books and you kinda know what chief looks like based on the description. But at the same time, you don't actually know
Blak:because you never see
Mac:his face. Right? Right. The media that was out, like, fall of dawn and stuff, like, you you still don't see him. Like, he shows up.
Mac:He saves, Admiral Keys, all of that stuff when they're kids in training. And then they get on the drop ship after killing the hunter and like the rest of John's team takes their helmets off. And Apple Keys is looking at him as a kid, and he's like, these these are kids as well. That was the crazy part. Like, the shit that they're doing in battle is, like, fucking grizzled veteran experienced war fighter shit.
Mac:And they get on a pelican, and they take Kelly takes her helmet off, and she's a 13 year old. And Keyes is like, yo, what the fuck? And then he looks at John, and John does not take his helmet off, which I was just like fucking right. We're, like, keep the speaker going. But it's, like, I love that.
Mac:And then here we get the thing, and then it's fucking, you know, 1st episode, whoop. Like, come on, bro. And then you never put it back on except for a couple other times? Yep. I was losing my shit.
Mac:But I did wanna celebrate the fact that Halo was canceled.
Blak:Thank you. Now whoever picks this shit up, please, Please. I sound like a Star Wars fan.
Mac:Look at the fucking little They are now bad. Bro, they ain't even about look. That that'll be a whole I'll let I'll let you and Frank d talk about that. I know USDN is gonna talk about it. I'm a let y'all handle that shit.
Blak:Because I
Mac:know I feel a certain way about the acolyte, but there are people that are feeling a way about that acolyte. God. You killed it. That's why I can't fucking stand you people. Well, alright.
Mac:I mean, the original trilogy is still there. Right? That changed nothing in the canon like Skywalker and and and Vader. They changed the day. Happen.
Mac:They still happen. Like, it's it's cool.
Blak:It's cool. Not not fucking Star Wars. Bro, chill. These motherfuckers are dead by the time episode 1 hits. Chill.
Mac:They are changing absolutely nothing with the first six movies or the or the 9. Like, no. You want the last 3 to go away, but they're here. So there's that. Anyway, busy week as always in the Smoke Pit Podcast fan group.
Mac:Link is in the description. Like I said, we like to do a lot of one stop shop. So you just pop open the description, see all that good stuff. Click away, join, feel free. But, there was a post in there that, apparently, I had no idea that there was registered vehicles for thoughts.
Mac:But, we found the list, and, it's time to look at this and see if there's things that we should add to it, probably take away in, this week's house meeting, y'all.
Blak:Yes, sir.
Mac:I think we need to have a house meeting y'all. So thought vehicles. I know, like, when you just see it, you're just like, bro, how in the how can you just know that a vehicle is made for them? But when you see some of these names, you're gonna be like, well, I could see that.
Blak:That. I could see that. I could see the hairstyle.
Mac:And when you see a few of these vehicle names, you're gonna be like, that's valid. You know? I knew somebody who was a thought that drew one of the that drove one of them. So, you know, this person sat down and came up with 8 well, 19, but, one of them is hilarious. But vehicle.
Mac:So, I wanna I wanna bring that up to the stage, and I wanna try to use oh, bam. Look at this. Right? Look at this.
Blak:It's accurate.
Mac:Number 1. Number 1.
Blak:Number 1 is just like, wow. Off rip.
Mac:Off rip. We on point. We back in the house in here. So I will say I don't care what year you're driving. I will say that the year that 5 minutes picked up on the Altima was when they started doing the taillights as the bubble eyes kind of thing.
Mac:Like, Mac, what was it? 0304? Yep. Y'all motherfuckers was picking that
Blak:shit up.
Mac:It was the fucking Phantom. Like, it was the 3 the Chrysler 300 before the Chrysler 300. Y'all was like, this is hot. Because I was at Eglin, and I go called names because some of y'all in the group. But some of y'all ran and picked that shit up immediately.
Blak:Yep. Yep. Yep.
Mac:The one that bite. Y'all know exactly who you are. Maxima as well. That was that was a a bit more. That was like a price range up.
Mac:You know what I'm saying? But if you had the money, people are picking that up. Impala. I'll say this, ladies, not only ladies can be thoughts.
Blak:Guys too.
Mac:And the guys that I knew that had impala's back at Eglin. Again, I love I love the 7 20th man. Y'all maybe who I am today. Y'all know y'all qualify for this shit too.
Blak:Mhmm.
Mac:Nissan said, well, like, first of all, let's why is Nissan just running away with all these things, man? Top 4. Top 4 is Nissan out this motherfucking me. Yep. Yep.
Mac:Chevy got the Apollo there. The Malibu? That was 1?
Blak:Yeah. That was 1. That was 1.
Mac:Flip flops, that had me laughing. I was just like, damn, they got me. They got me.
Blak:Oh, shit. Ford Escape.
Mac:So I had a 1,000 Ford Escape. Well, we purchased it. My wife was drive like, that that was my wife's car. She had the o one Escape, and then when that fucking gave out, or not gave out, but when we bought a new Trailblazer, she was like, well, I got the new shit. You drive the Escape.
Blak:Yep. So
Mac:I was rocking the 2,001 Escape till fucking, you know, 2013, and then that bitch was just like then we just went and got a 2014 Escape. You know what I'm saying? So, take that as you will. Like, I'm just not making point of people. There's vehicles that I own that are on the list too.
Mac:Chevy, I have not I've never heard of the Chevy Sonic. Let me let me see.
Blak:It's the it's the small joint. So, yeah, it's the small it's the compact one.
Mac:Alright. I'm trying to bring this shit up. Let me Chevy Sonic. Oh, yeah. This shit looks small as fuck.
Blak:Mhmm. Oh, yeah. It's compact shit.
Blak:Looks like
Mac:a, Prius or some shit. Like, Chevy's saying of a Prius? Yeah. It was
Blak:a Prius, my Ford Prius.
Mac:She'll probably get, like, 30 gallon 30 miles to the gallon or some shit based on this this regular ass look. Sizzle had that max. Why you
Blak:in here telling on people, Jed? Get out of there.
Blak:What's supposed to say names?
Mac:Kia Soul, Kia Forte.
Blak:Let's see that.
Mac:But dog, bro. Kia back to back to the Chevy Cruze.
Blak:Every cruze. Oh, yeah. The Buick LaCrosse's. Bro. Bro, these are accurate as shit.
Mac:A woman in any Buick. I'm just like, what's happening here? Like, if you ain't got no car seats in the back, why are you as a single woman pushing a Buick? Like, if that's you if I'm not saying you can't. But back in the day, they pulled up in that fucking lacrosse.
Mac:I'm just like, yo. Yep. What is what is going on here? The Sonata, I would say so then we got the Mazda 3, Mazda 6, 100%. Ford Explorer?
Blak:Yeah. Yeah.
Mac:I'd say, yeah. Yep. I'd say that the Nissan Xterra when they had that big.
Blak:Oh, yeah. What was that Chrysler, that ugly ass car? You know me? You know what I'm talking about? Not the 300.
Blak:A PT Cruiser? Yeah. That shit.
Mac:That motherfucker, bro. That is my worst number one hated like, I see that shit on the street. I wanna ram it off the road. Like, just like, no no offense. Like, I don't know.
Mac:That driver is probably the most nicest person in the world. You know what I'm saying? Not like you out here on
Blak:a pizza
Mac:cruiser. Fuck this shit. Because you about to cause a problem for somebody. Like, there's something you finna do that's gonna cause a issue on this goddamn car. Please take this.
Mac:Like, when when dealerships here's what I got. Where dealerships don't make your model car. So, like, you can't take it to the dealership and be like, I need pieces for this. They're like, bro, we don't You might as well We don't do that. That's like you taking a fucking a a 4 or f 4 Phantom, landing it, taking it to a fucking aircraft maintenance squadron being like, hey.
Mac:I need a new they're like, bro, what the fuck? If you don't land this shit in the bone yard over there,
Blak:I think gotta go to Russia to get parts for this motherfucker, bro.
Mac:I guess we can ask South Korea for the parts,
Blak:What's the heck are we doing out here?
Mac:Jin said, yeah, the Chevy HHR? What was that? Was that Let me see. The HHR. Was that like Chevy's version of the PT Cruiser?
Blak:Yep. Yes. It was.
Mac:Oh my god.
Blak:Mhmm.
Blak:Yeah. That bitch ugly. The bitch is ugly. Well,
Mac:there was a time in America where we didn't know what the fuck we wanted with vehicles. Fuck no. I'll put it in post edit so y'all can see this shit, but I'm just like, think of think of the PT Cruiser. I think Chrysler are like, oh, you know what? We can do better.
Mac:Yep. Yeah. We can do the
Blak:PT Cruiser was selling like hotcakes, bro.
Mac:Bro, everybody needed that new hotness, bro.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:And then motherfuckers would spend money to get the actual wood grain paneling on the side.
Blak:The motherfucking stock it was Chris.
Mac:Enterprise gave me one for a rental car. The only good thing the PT had was the sound system. It had acoustics. That'd be all that area inside. Hell yeah.
Mac:And then the Ford Fusion. I will add the, I don't know why it's not on here. Honda Accord.
Blak:Oh, yeah. And the, Volkswagen Jetta. Oh.
Mac:That was the next one, bro.
Blak:I had a list.
Mac:Oh, I had a list. I was gonna be like the Jetta bro that would Bro. We couldn't tell nobody. Nothing you had in Jetta, bro. You was like, bro, this that new, bro.
Mac:Yep. Yep. You know, the warranty of all this, that German engineering out here.
Blak:You can't even get your oil changes and some other cockaboos.
Mac:I gotta take my car to Pensacola to get what the what? Four. What's a foreign car? Like, I need a new tire. I gotta go to Pensacola.
Mac:Walmart of the street. No. They they don't have
Blak:They just not.
Mac:The fuck is going on? I remember that shit.
Blak:They ain't got parts for it. Gotta go to the you drive,
Blak:like, in Pensacola? It was, like, an hour
Mac:and a half away or some shit, bro. Like, for oil change? Walmart right up to see. No. They can't do my car.
Mac:My car, foreign. And they would the way people kept saying foreign, they act like that bitch was like a Benz or a fucking Maserati or some shit.
Blak:Right. Right.
Mac:Foreign cars nowadays, it it ain't what it used to be. But, oh, my shit. Foreign. Nigga, stop. Okay.
Mac:There's a Volkswagen dealership down the road, bro. Like, stop. You're right there in Destin. Quit playing. Yep.
Mac:Let's play it. The Volkswagen Golf too. Everybody love those. Yep. Oh, man.
Mac:But yeah. So we're sitting there. Would you say the Toyota
Blak:Oh, yeah. Yeah. Most definitely. Uh-oh. Did we lose sound?
Blak:But, yeah, the Volkswagen, I mean, the Toyota Camry is 1, the Corolla is another one. Because it that was like so the the ultimate and the maximum are like the Corolla and the, the Camry. It's like a package deal, bro. You if you ride 1 or the other your your, your your not now your suspicious, but your your activity goes up. There it is.
Blak:That's the word I'm looking for. Your activity goes up by 10 if you're in one of those vehicles. Also, the the Altima the Altima qualifies as a baby daddy car. That's what I call it now. Like, if you drive if you drive a Altima, like, you got a baby daddy, he's gonna fuck that car up.
Blak:That's what I call it.
Mac:Do you say thought tivity?
Blak:Yes. I did. I
Mac:came back. Your thought tivity goes up. Like, what? Create vocabulary over here on the sofa, ladies and gentlemen. Vocabulary.
Mac:Oh, man. So the Camry should be on there. Let's see what else they got in these comments. Flip flops.
Blak:I said the Corolla too.
Mac:The Corolla?
Blak:Yeah. Shit.
Mac:Bro, all the toys look on that shit. Hell, yeah.
Blak:But I said, like, the the Camry and the Corolla is like the ultimate and the maximum. It's like a package deal. Like, if you drive one of them This person
Mac:this person said I have 1 through 5. Goddamn. A man in the room, chill out. You was just you found this list. It was like, let's go.
Mac:Me and my Lexus g I mean, if we wanna get fancy like some of them Lexuses, y'all
Blak:be not too.
Mac:This person says 1 through 5106 through 8 generational daddy issues. 10 through 13, nursing programs, CNA. 14 through 17, something is going missing. Yep. 18/19, sleep with the youth coach.
Mac:Goddamn. Damn. Mitsubishi sidekick. The eclipse?
Blak:Oh, yes. Mitsubishi Eclipse?
Mac:Yeah. That was a That's
Blak:the cougar car right there.
Mac:You right. When they, that's the fear. It's gotta mess a lot of shit up. Motherfucking people's really out here just trying to get a mission like a fucking a Lancer or some shit like that. Yep.
Mac:Trying to shit it out. But, where we at? Where we at? But, yeah, man. So, let us know in the comments if you if you have additions to this list because, I mean, we can update it.
Mac:You know what I'm saying? We get updated, throw some stuff on it. If you knew somebody who you considered to be a thought or if you just wanna come clean, confess, admit to your thoughtty ways, and, wanna let everybody know, like, hey, you know, I was a thought and this is what I was driving. You know, we're not gonna judge you at Smoke Pit. You know, we we we we accept all.
Mac:We don't judge here. We don't push anybody away. We love everybody here. So Amen. Let us know in the comments, whatever one you want it a Mitsubishi Gala.
Mac:You you feel old because I see these
Blak:No. They don't. They do not.
Blak:A lot.
Mac:That was their that was their accord, bro. That was their luxury, if you will. Would you put a Mercury Sable on here? Oh my God. Oh, were they too long for for a thought to be dry.
Blak:No. No. No. The Mercury Sable was Yeah.
Mac:Is it that level?
Blak:It is. I'm a give you one. I'm a give you a old school thought vehicle. What's that? The crown Victoria.
Mac:You know what's messed up? My grandma had a Crown Vic Sonar. I don't
Blak:think that was she
Mac:out here in these streets like that?
Blak:You know what I'm saying?
Mac:I felt like back in the day, the, the crown Vic is, like, when you when you cross 50 Or like the man who kept being impaired. Like, the state was like, here's your crown Vic. You know? Like, treat it well. You know what I'm saying?
Blak:That was the BMW for the for the
Blak:Yeah. Yeah.
Mac:You made
Blak:it. You
Mac:made it. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's hey. Welcome to grandparent hood. Here's your crown, Vic, man.
Mac:Right off in the retirement and live your best life.
Blak:All 8 of them kids in the back seat, bro.
Mac:Bro, they were well built to the point where, like, cops were just like, you know what? We'd be ramming the fuck out of people with these things and no damage to our vehicle. We gonna go ahead and take these motherfucking. It was pushing a crown mix, bro. You're like, goddamn, bro.
Mac:This motherfucker's out here. See, people thought I was undercover driving with my grandmother's car.
Blak:Slow down, man.
Mac:Oh, hey. Slow down dick over here. What about well, one more. So Dodge. Right?
Mac:Mhmm. I thought they had the neon
Blak:which was clear.
Mac:Jen says the Dodge Ares. I I have never seen that. I need to see what this shit is.
Blak:I need to see what that look like too. Does it look like a dart? Because the darts are the darts are 1 of them too. Because I
Mac:was thinking, like, the Dodge Stratus or the Intrepid or something like that. Yes.
Blak:Yo. What is that?
Mac:It's like a, think of a a 19 eighties Ford Escort or a or a bro, this shit. Hold on. I gotta bring this shit up. I got just to share it real quick. Wait.
Mac:Let me let me just pick 1. Images. Oh my god. Oh
Blak:my god.
Mac:It's like early eighties sick. Like, it'll be sitting outside of a house in the in the early eighties sick call.
Blak:Oh, yeah, bro. That's the part that that that smoked cigarettes and shit.
Mac:Oh, bro. They had ashtrays in it. Guaranteed. Guaranteed ashtrays in his home, bro. In the back seat.
Mac:I'm guaranteed. You just wanna ass crazed in the back seat. Look at yourself, man. Hold on.
Blak:Fuck. Yeah.
Mac:No aerodynamics. Nothing. And motherfucking gas mileage, 15 miles to the gallon. That's fucking shit, you know. Oh, wee.
Mac:Oh, wee. The gosh.
Blak:Got AM radio in it. No FM, bro.
Mac:Oh, man, bro. Oh, man. But nowadays, you know, you got the cats coming into the military, and they getting the motherfucking, you know, chargers, Camaros. So those are the new school thought cars, I feel. Yeah.
Mac:You know, them them dudes is thoughts. They they buy that shit. They park it in the dorm. They just trying to trying to pull somebody. Yep.
Mac:Thing is, ain't nobody impressed with them shits no more. You know? Because everybody gets
Blak:It's it's too common.
Mac:It's standard. It's almost they issue it to you when you go to fucking Yeah. Fucking basic issues.
Blak:Yeah. I need somebody like like, that's gonna bring you to the fucking lemon lot. You know what I mean? That's what y'all need.
Mac:You know, Langley don't even have a lemon lot. What? Luke didn't have a lemon. You know what? Now that I think about it, the last few bases I've been to, I ain't seen no lemon lots.
Mac:Good. You mean good? That's the shit that builds character, bro.
Blak:I mean, yeah, you're right. Yeah.
Mac:I got the egg one. Bro, my credit was wild. Because, you know, we talked about it on here. Like, my shit got repoed before I listed. My my I had a fuck we gonna get you out.
Mac:I don't know. We didn't get repoed 2 days ago. But here I am. That's neither here nor here I am. And I get the egg, and I'm like, well, I'm a need a way to get around.
Mac:Ain't no dealership gonna touch my fucking ain't no respectable dealership. I'll put it that way. You're gonna touch my let me, let me hit this limit lot up and see this fucking 1996 fucking Camaro convertible peanut butter top with a fucking sound system in it, knowing that I had a wife and a fucking new
Blak:like toddler.
Mac:Not even thinking, like, how his seat gonna fit in the back with these fucking tins in his trunk, but, you know, it's it's whatever. You know? And I went to the little motherfucking Excalibur used auto right outside the gate. I wish you transfer monthly payments. But I was paying a ridiculous amount of money for this card that was not functioning.
Mac:450. Was not functional for my family at all, bro. But that was the only thing. That was the only people willing to work with me. Oh, repo, man, we got you.
Mac:We could work something out. I was like, oh, thanks. And I realized, like, oh my god. I was stuck in a 4 year fucking contract with that shit, bro. Paint that shit off.
Mac:Emilia, you traded that in and got a trailblazer. I was like, get this out of my fucking Get
Blak:it away from me.
Mac:Because then she got pregnant again. I'm like, ain't no fucking way in the world. We're gonna put 2 kids in this back in the back of this motherfucking here, bro. Yeah. My friends, they care about me.
Mac:Play college, dude.
Blak:Back there? Y'all good?
Mac:Play late registration just called me. Kids can't hear shit when they go to school. Like, it's
Blak:No. Ears is ringing.
Mac:Drop the kids off at school teacher. Flowmasterbuffers too. Jumping the kids off at school. Teacher's like, oh, wow.
Blak:I was
Mac:like, you know what?
Blak:Don't judge me. Don't don't judge
Mac:me. Hey. I was down bad.
Blak:You don't know my life.
Mac:Anyway, that's enough about me. Stop judging Judging me. I don't see fucking, Camaros on well, not 96 Camaro. Like, we'll add it, though, because it it shows me. But, I think it's time for some, some redemption arts, man.
Mac:You know, we've been on a lot of people's necks lately with, the who's man's and stuff like that. Yeah. So so I wanna I wanna lead into this, what did I watch? It will we'll bring up some people that we've been and then, and then we'll decide, like, should we let them back? Are they are they are they invited back to the cookout, or are they still still, excommunicado, if you will?
Mac:So I
Blak:gotta admit, but with this one, I was surprised.
Mac:Yeah. We talked about it before the show. Like Yeah. Like, it it's it's like eating crow to a point, but not really. Because the amount of we'll we'll get it to we'll get to it.
Mac:But ladies and gentlemen, this week's, what did I just watch? Tell me I did not just see that. On this show, I will say this. When we say the name Tyrese Gibbs, I'm sure plenty of you laugh and you sit up in your seats like, what the fuck did he do now? Right.
Mac:And I feel like that's our no. That's pretty much his fault. Is this his fault? Yeah. Okay.
Mac:But we rarely paint this dude in a in a positive picture. And and it's not like we try to avoid, like, if there is positive news about him, we don't not share it, you know. But the thing is, like, we don't see positive shit about him, which may or may not be good. But I will say this, and not to get too into politics here, but I will say that there was a Instagram post that he made, and I'll bring it. Let me put you back up here.
Mac:That you see here, and the shade room obviously says post its thoughts on the 2024 presidential election. It explains why he believes vice president Kamala is the obvious choice for president of the United States. He posted this 4 days ago. He did. So on a Saturday, right, then we find out on Sunday.
Mac:Right? Yep. That, president Biden is like, I'm not running for reelection no more, and I endorse Kamala Harris. So here we are. Because when he first posted this, I sent it to you.
Mac:And I'm just like, we may have something to talk about coming this next call. I will say I posted this and I was planning on on talking about them. Like, here we go again. Just
Blak:talking. Yeah.
Mac:And he just egging up. Like, he I'm a run well, I will say the way he posted this message. Like, he could've just been, like, you know, it would probably be the Democratic party's best bet if Biden kinda steps down. Because after that debate, I was just like, yeah. He probably ate it.
Mac:Like and then to a certain point, again, not being political, but if I'm, like, 82, like, the last thing I wanna do is work. And then the super last thing I wanna do is try to steer this country in the right direction at that time. I don't even wanna do that now at the ripe age of 43. Yep. I wouldn't even wanna do that at the what the earliest you could be present is what?
Mac:32?
Blak:35. Who the?
Mac:Think about yourself at 35 black. Think about any American.
Blak:We'd be in war after war. If 35 year old me were were were sitting in the
Mac:office in the fucking United Nations fucking chamber. Somebody would have said something slick. Bro.
Blak:The fuck Who got one more fucking time? You got one more fucking time, Putin.
Mac:Bet. Bet. Bet. Bet. And just sit back in the chair.
Mac:Because it are you alright? I'm cool, bro. I'm cool. Hey. I ain't the one that gotta be worried about nothing.
Mac:Nope. What does that mean? You tell me. Whatever you think it means.
Blak:Send everyone.
Blak:Hey, John. Everyone.
Mac:You ain't trying to send a nuke, are you? What? Nukes?
Blak:Nukes. We have those?
Mac:Who said Nukes? He ain't even worth a
Blak:duke. Yeah.
Mac:But I'm just saying, like, at 82, like, it's time to write off in the sunset, bro. I'm ready to go see
Blak:Jesus at 82, bro.
Mac:Your boy your boy, Trump, 78. I'm just like, bro, y'all ain't tired. Y'all y'all don't y'all don't even need to work. No. Y'all are set for life.
Blak:Yep. And what we no. I ain't gonna go there.
Mac:I ain't
Blak:gonna go there. I ain't gonna go there.
Blak:Sure.
Blak:I I was gonna say some shit. You sure? I just die.
Blak:Get it.
Blak:I'm a be good. I'm a be good.
Mac:Oh, man. My brother say he'd be there drinking a 4 locals. See, that's you can't have no 35 year old run this country.
Blak:No, bro.
Blak:You can't have no 82.
Mac:Like, there has to be a age. There has to be a fucking
Blak:A window. Or if
Mac:you wanna put it at 35, cool. But then when they gotta start talking, you're like, bro, you ain't got it. You you know, your teeth ain't cut enough, you know, but, so here's the If people
Blak:if people if the retirement age is 65, that's where the cap should be. That's the cap right there. It's like, if you're getting Medicare, there's no Medicaid and all that shit. Like, you got part a and b, my guy.
Mac:Don't don't be you collected Social Security? Yeah. Come on. Step on down.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:Come on. Step on.
Blak:Bro, go play ball. Different than the taxpayers' dollars.
Mac:Your life. Hang out with your great grand kids, your grandkids, whatever. You know, just get out of it, bro. You don't want no politics is like, bro, why would you wanna do that? And then, like, your job is done.
Mac:And because you you already set a term, like, you already get the pension, don't you? Or do you have to serve consecutive terms? Because I thought once you you set a term, like, you you get you're good for life
Blak:or whatever.
Mac:I'm not sure.
Blak:You see Trump got secret service and shit.
Mac:That's what I'm saying. Yeah. So, like, you good, but you're like, oh, I wanna I I wanna do this again.
Blak:Right.
Mac:Why? Why? Why? But the reason I sent it to you, and I was like, we're gonna talk about it, is how he talk how he's trying to be too wise with how he worded it. Right?
Mac:So this is this is how he said it. Tyrese, I've decided to throw my hat into the race.
Blak:You pushed.
Mac:I've decided to run from the president. Read it again. I've decided to run from the president. I don't know what's going on with President Biden and his health and his age, but I'm seeing the same clips and footage that you're seeing as his health and his age is definitely a big concern of mine. So I think the most honorable and obvious choice would be to let Kamala Harris step into the role and take charge of the presidency, which is what vice president technically is.
Mac:The vice president of any company, including political positions and roles is I hate how he's he's not misspelling stuff, but he's using the wrong version of the word.
Blak:Right. Right.
Mac:So I'm reading it like it clicks kinda weird in my head, but I I know what you mean. I know what you mean, Saris. So it's the second in command in case anything ever happens to business wise, health wise, family emergency wise, if they ever get fired, if they ever lose interest in being the CEO, naturally, the number will slide into number 1. Number the number 2 should slide into number 1. I voted for Biden and Kamala.
Mac:Most people that are entertainers will never go public about their political choices, but I'm very unapologetic being a. So that was his thing. Pretty much, he's just like, based on the health and what I've been seeing, he probably need to get the fuck up out of there and let Kamala step in. Right? And I'm just like, well, he's being all dramatic with how he's saying it, so we're gonna talk.
Mac:But then next thing I know, like, Sunday, I'm playing fucking NCAA football, and I get a notification. I'm just like,
Blak:oh, shit.
Blak:What? That's the same thing. I said, well, shit.
Mac:Yep. That's right. Uh-uh. Let me go ahead and find somebody else for whose man out here. No.
Blak:I've been down. He hit this one on the head.
Mac:Well, gotta be goddamn.
Blak:Alright, Ty. Look at this motherfucking Tyrese. Oh, shit. Alright.
Mac:But, yeah. So so that's the move. And obviously, back then, we got people in the comments. Tony Baker saying I can't tell you if she'll win or lose, but I do know Harris would tear Trump up on a debate. Michelle would be the best fit as she has more of a crowd than Harris.
Mac:Let me tell you right now, Michelle Obama is not trying to get back into this shit after seeing what they did to her husband. They are the Obamas are good.
Blak:They had to keep Michelle from fighting people, bro. Right.
Mac:And then we got some, some people here. Kamala ain't for black men. There, I said it. We do them because them elderly white folks not voting for a black woman. As sad as it is, it's the truth.
Mac:Shake my head. Voting opposite of anything, Tyre says, Trump 2024 US. I literally can't stand people that drag come, Kamala and don't have a clue what they're talking about. This, that, and the 3rd. So what we wanna do here at the smoke pit is say, hey, Tyrese, my man.
Mac:You were spot on. And actually, I don't know if, it was your tweet that Joe Biden saw or your post that Joe Biden saw. I was like, you know what? My man black tires. Right?
Mac:I need to go ahead and let me go ahead and step on down from here and and, let my let my girl, Kamala, run.
Blak:So you, Tyrese. You you gave us the the advice we needed as a country.
Mac:Your sage advice might have just saved America. So, Thank you. Does that knock him down on our on our potential yearly annual 1st annual career award. Does he does he
Blak:A a little
Mac:our rankings?
Blak:A little. A it doesn't it doesn't eliminate him from the lead, but it does knock him down a little bit.
Mac:It doesn't absolve him from Yeah. Gonna be in probably the betting favorite. Right.
Blak:I'm sure about this.
Mac:I'm sure he'll set that one. He'll Tyrese will take it. He'll be like
Blak:What is it? July? Yeah.
Mac:He got time.
Blak:Like, he's like,
Mac:he got time. He'll be back. Yeah. My brother said, politicians are good for life after one full term. Where we at?
Mac:Oh, we're scrolling back up. And then, Barack made a phone call. Hey, Joe. 4 hours for a minute. You good, Joe?
Mac:Yeah. Alright. Yeah. You ain't look too good up there, bro.
Blak:Well, I saw you walking up them steps on there for us 1, bro. It was shaky.
Mac:Might have to sub somebody in, bro. Come off the bench, my boy. Come off the bench.
Blak:Yeah. Yeah.
Blak:We did.
Mac:Redemption arcs. I don't know if you recall. We probably did a a whole segment on an episode of, Carly Russell. If you don't Yep. Recall what this woman was famous for, you wanna remind them, Blake?
Blak:Carly Russell is the the young lady that, saw a baby on the side of the highway. Allegedly. Allegedly. Had the whole country in a frenzy because of that and, come to find out she was lying.
Mac:She said some motherfuckers with some mask came out of the woods and grabbed her.
Blak:Yep. Kiddom find that. For 2
Mac:days. And then 2 days later, she coming up to her house, knocking on the door, acting like she escaped some crazy people.
Blak:Yes.
Mac:And I think this,
Blak:whoo, just
Mac:yep. So, after that, she was found guilty of 2 charges in kidnapping hoax. State recommended 1 year in jail and nearly $18,000 in restitution because, remember, her family was out there with a GoFundMe raising money to pay for people to go search for her. And 2 days later, she rolls up, like, after they raised $18,000. So people are just like, how fucking convenient.
Mac:You guys raise money to search, and then you don't need to pay people to search. What do you do with this 18,000? Give it back. Yep. Give me.
Mac:Come here. Gibbs. Give me my
Blak:money back.
Mac:Go ahead and go ahead and get this back. But, so she breaks silence. I haven't heard from her in a minute. I would have just taken off and and not even step back into this the the spotlight after some shit like that. But, you know, she's stepping into her calling.
Mac:And as a shade room states here, the Alabama woman who faked her own kidnapping in July of 20th. Oh, has it been a year already? Look at that.
Blak:Really? Look
Mac:at you, Carly. Welcome back. Return to Instagram for her 27th birthday. Carly shared an update on how she's grown over the last year since the hoax. What did he have to say, Carly?
Mac:Carly says, I wasn't gonna make a birthday post, but I would be remiss to not publicly acknowledge the goodness God has shown to me.
Blak:Amen.
Mac:He not only allowed me to see another year, but he changed the trajectory of my life from the negative place I was in this time last year. To those who have been there for me, your kindness and support have the world to me. Whether it was a text, call, direct message, or social media, post, prayer, thoughtful gift, or words of encouragement, Nothing was too little. It each helped me to fight to live another day. Thank you sincerely for helping me find the light in the darkest of moments.
Mac:She goes on to just talk about, you know, the work's not finished. I'm growing. All of this other stuff. So with all that being said and all that she put the country through, everything she did set us back. I'm not gonna say set us back, but she kinda, you know, for people who do go through some stuff, kinda makes people look at them sideways.
Mac:Like, are you sure you got kidnapped? Is this not another Right. Thing? So she sets back out. It's been it's been of year.
Mac:She hasn't done that wild off the side. She's coming back out trying to live her life. Is she absolved in your eyes, Mike? Like, you know, I ain't got no problem with you, Carla. You you did some wild shit.
Mac:But,
Blak:I
Blak:would say I would say she she hasn't done anything, like, ridiculous since then. Like, that was obviously to me, it was more of an attention grab than, you know, some some really dumb. But I think since then, I think what she put on there is enough for me to say, okay. What you did was stupid. You acknowledge it.
Blak:Let's move on. That that's just me.
Mac:Let me ask you this, though. Do you think what she did is greater than, equal to, or less than what Jesse Smollett did? Oh. Because he's still a jerk.
Blak:Yeah. That's a good question. That is a good question. I would I wouldn't say it's equal to. Really?
Blak:Well, no. Because money was well, yeah. It's equal to. Because he paid some motherfuckers to do that shit.
Mac:Yeah. He didn't raise money. Yeah. I think because he tried to stage a hate crime.
Blak:Right. That's why I say it's equal to.
Mac:Oh, I don't know. I I'm I'm just like, 1 year in jail. Cool. I don't know why Jesse's still in jail, but, you know, he he was wildin' anyway.
Blak:Jesse was wildin'.
Mac:That that whole plot, I'm just like
Blak:Hey bro, you did You got Nigerians.
Mac:You got Nigerians to wear make America great hats?
Blak:Yeah. Like, kudos for that shit, bro. Like, cool fucking those.
Mac:All she did was stop the fuck out of there. To a random intersection in Chicago, and some niggas tried to come and wipe your windshield, and you're like, have I got a deal for you?
Blak:Put squeeze you down for
Blak:your car.
Mac:I got a better job for you.
Blak:You wanna make some real money?
Mac:Sell a million records, and you're making a dime. You're an OG and wanna make some cash? Pick a hate crime, and you'll live in a dash.
Blak:So, yeah,
Mac:I mean, I I can see how it should be a little bit more extreme, you know, but what she did was dumb. She apparently paid her paid her price. You know what I'm saying? She paid her time, did her time, did whatever, and, she's back out. So I wish her the best.
Mac:I remember before all this stuff happened, like, she was a a CNA or a LPN or something like that in the nursing field. So hopefully she gets back in it and, gets back to what she was doing. But our last redemption. We had a conversation about this member, the teacher, Jack Lee. I believe it was his, screen handle.
Mac:Yep. But his real name is Marquise White or something. I was I did not know that. But, apparently, my man is, he's back. And, not being,
Jaq Lee:I'm chilling for a while.
Mac:And he has been informed that next school year, he'll be back in the classrooms, and he is adamant on not changing how, he goes about teaching because in a sense, he feels he has been vindicated with how he's been acting in the classroom. So
Blak:know about all that.
Mac:I'm a let my man. You ain't gonna let him talk first, see if he can sway you?
Blak:Yeah. Go on here, but I don't
Mac:know. My man, Jack Lee AKA Marcus Lee or Marcus White. Take the floor, my boy.
Jaq Lee:Oh, but guess what? Guess who's finally received a decision from the county on behalf of superintendent, in regards to my employment status. 1st, I was really bothered at how long this whole process was taking, how long the county was kinda keeping me in the dark. But now as I'm looking back on it, I wanna thank the county for taking their time and ensuring that I wasn't an actual weirdo that slipped through the cracks before they allowed me back into the classroom. People were calling me everything under the sun, making baseless claims and allegations and accusations against me, calling me a predator, a pedo, Diddy.
Jaq Lee:All those baseless claims made it back to the county, so they had to treat it as if I was an actual weirdo and look into them. After all the baseless claims, after a long and extensive and arduous investigation, they didn't find anything. Let me repeat that. They never found anything. I was chilling for a while, but things for my students, things that we need and want in the classroom, And shout out to those who, like, support me and my students.
Jaq Lee:I love y'all for that. But he told me, I've seen how, you know, your social media has worked for you in the past. I was wondering if, you know, you could use your social media to make a video so we could get some glasses for as many students as possible. Of course, I immediately agreed to do it. Went home that night, made a video within 2 or 3 days.
Jaq Lee:We had glasses for every per every single person in the school. Student, staff, parents came to see the eclipse, custodians. We had so many glasses that I was able to take a couple boxes to the school, the elementary school next door so they could have solar eclipse glasses and enjoy the experience. I'm not saying that to brag and make it, oh, I got it, like, no. I just am in a position where not only do I benefit from my social media presence, but my school community also gets to reap the benefits of me being a social media presence.
Jaq Lee:So, yeah, that's pretty much it. 5 day suspension without pay, and I'll be back at the school in August doing what I do best, making learning fun and impacting the lives of countless students. So thank you. Thanks for let's go ahead.
Mac:Alright, man. Floor is yours, Blaik. Does your opinion of him change at all?
Blak:No. Not really. But I'm I'm glad I'm glad that I'm glad that they did an investigation. And like you said, I'm glad they went through the process with them. You know what I mean?
Blak:They didn't find anything. That's cool. That being said that being said, the behavior is is kinda suspect. And if you are if you are a person granted, he has admitted that his his teacher methods are different. I'll give him that.
Blak:But if you are a person that attracts that type that type of attention, you kinda do have to be cognizant. Like you know what I mean? Like, what I'm doing could look bad. And the fact that on that front, like, there's no remorse for doing the shit, I'm I'm still at the opinion like, bro, that's that's way too fucking arrogant. You know what I mean?
Blak:Like, I get I get you your your methods are different, but the way you interact with these these kids, like, some parents may have an issue. You have to you have to understand that some parents may have an issue with that shit. For you to say for you to say, I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna be the same person I was, that's kind of a slap in the face to the parents to have an issue with the shit.
Blak:You know
Blak:what I mean? You know what I'm saying? So I get I'm I'm happy you got your job back. I'm happy they didn't find anything on you. But the fact that you look at this behavior and you'd be like, ah, ain't shit wrong with it because I ain't getting in trouble.
Blak:Like, that that is a problem. Because because if you refuse to change the way that people see you, I get it. It's a pride thing. You feel like you haven't done anything wrong, that's great. But if I'm a parent and I have an issue with that shit, best believe you're gonna see me at this goddamn school.
Blak:If you if you keep doing this shit around my daughter. You know what I'm saying? Like, my daughter is there to get an education, not braid your motherfucking hair, bro. Like, come on. Like, the fact that that shit is still like, you still open a window for that shit to happen.
Blak:Alright. If you get punched in the face by a parent, like, that's that parent's prerogative.
Mac:Let me holler at you. Let me holler at you.
Blak:Yeah. Bitch, I told you, though, but I have my daughter braid your hair.
Mac:100%, bro. Like, it's they looked into it, but the fact that your actions caused something like this to happen, should kinda just let you know, like, maybe I I should probably not do it this way. I know he's like, bro, I'm going back. You know, they looked into it, they found nothing, x, y, and z also. By the way, I'm a social media god.
Mac:I brought solar eclipse glasses for everybody and the elementary school and everything. I'm not saying it to brag, but, you know, my social media presence, x y z, all this other stuff.
Blak:So Right.
Mac:This man is Eric. I'm gonna say and I and I know one of the videos we saw when he initially started is people are threatened because look at me, I'm I'm young, I got tattoos, I'm a handsome man, so people are threatened by me. I'm just, like, the level of, you know, I'm feeling myself.
Blak:Right. I'm
Mac:feeling myself. I'm feeling myself. Like, you're leveling you're rivaling Beyonce at that point, bro. Like, you're not a god out here. The reason you probably think that is because these 14 13 year old girls be wanting to run up and do your hair and shit.
Mac:So you think you'd be like fucking a guy out here. 2nd, I agree a 100% with you. You could come back, they didn't find anything wrong, that's cool. Probably just don't have girls do your hair again. Like, don't don't put the school district in another position where if this happens, like, because you gotta I don't know if you gotta send a permission slip out at the beginning of the school year.
Mac:Like, there will be times I will have your I will ask students to do my hair. Are you cool with that? Like, I don't think any parents gonna check the yes box on shit like that. You know? So I'm I'm just saying, like, you can go back to school if if you're if you teach well and and the grades of your students are, like, outstanding, that's cool.
Mac:But if you have a hair appointment or you got it something and you just gotta prep your hair the next day. Like if you need to let your braids out, do it the night before or just call and reschedule your appointment. Don't be in your classroom like, I wanna do my hair, you know, and then they come up there and you just gotta pack a rat tail combs for them to go up there and take your braids out bro. That was Right. It's like that you had rat tail combs up in your your drawer like that to just be like, yeah, I got a pack of rat tail.
Mac:But like, bro, what are we what are we doing here?
Blak:You know
Mac:what I'm saying? Like, you just had them in the drawer.
Blak:That was
Mac:on the that was on the the the school supply list when you just, like, have your kids bring, you know, some printer paper and, you know, glue sticks and Kleenex boxes and wipes and and a pack of 5 rat tail combs and shit just because. Right? But, you know, we'll see. Hopefully, he stay out of the limelight, but, you know, I I think his arrogance is gonna take him and he gonna do some other shit. And then some parents gonna be like, bro, you were super wild and and complain again.
Mac:So I don't know if the Maryland school district, wherever he's at, is willing to keep putting up that fight, keep putting in this limelight, in the national spotlight to keep investigating and letting this man come back. Because after a while, like Right. After a few investigations, you're like, hey, man, can you just stop putting yourself in a position where we have to keep doing investigations on you?
Blak:You know what I'm saying?
Mac:Like Right. Right. Like, as an employer, like, I'm just like, so we really had to look into this. We couldn't find concrete evidence that you were grooming or x y and z, so we're letting you back in. But in the future, can you not put yourself in a position to where we have to examine if you are grooming or not?
Mac:You know, like, and then you coming back, no,
Blak:I'm a keep doing what I'm doing. Yeah. It's
Mac:like, you gotta go. Terminate. We need We're not doing we're not doing this. Because we're not doing this. Right?
Mac:Well, my brother, your kid comes home and says he's their teacher for the year. Oh, shit. I'm like, oh, Jack Lee? Nah. Nah.
Mac:And you see mouse, bro, logging in right now. Yeah.
Blak:That's gonna be here for teacher night. Mm-mm. Yeah, bro. Take it. Or not.
Mac:I'm there. Oh, I'm I'm at all the all the parent teacher conferences. You coming home on time. Ain't no staying late to do nowhere.
Blak:No. Hell no. Hell no. What are you doing? Ain't no extra credit.
Mac:Football practice? Where you been? Let me find out. Let me let me follow this motherfucking TikTok. See what you do.
Mac:Show punk ass out of here. Before we leave, so this is our redemption art. So apparently, 2 out of 3, 2 out of 3 were redeemed? Alright, man. Jack Lee a redeemed it?
Mac:Yep. Jack Lee a redeemed?
Blak:Nah. Hell
Mac:no. Same thing I wanna show y'all. My man said this to me. In this day and age, so, not church is in Africa already 100%. The the dramatics, the flare that they have, the pastors have over there are are rivaled by a few across the globe.
Mac:Here we have a church in Nigeria where the pastor has been spotted ascending into heaven, leaving his congregation behind. And I'm looking at this like there's no way his congregation can believe he is gone. Because look how he disappears out of their sight. What are we doing? What are we doing?
Mac:Hey. Legit question, black. Legit question. Oh, what's the name? There's, like, 2 pages to this shit.
Mac:I'm fucking like, are you fucking serious?
Blak:The fuck.
Mac:What what what are you doing? Say you're in this car, you you you you're going to church or say, like, you're 12. Mhmm. Mom, grandma, whatever, taking you to church. Easter Sunday.
Mac:Right? You sitting in there, you're expecting them to do the the standard Easter service. Right? Yep. Your pastor's like, I've been told by God that he's gonna bring me home today.
Mac:And you're like, what are you talking about? And he go up there, and he has a, a rope tied. And you're looking up at the there's a whole hole in the ceiling. And the the rest of the congregation is going up surrounding him, raising their hands. He getting lifted into the tile and the ceiling, and then they close the tile afterwards.
Blak:Hold up.
Mac:My brother here like. Say that for a song again. He never called again. So he goes up there, and you're like, is is church dismissed or, like, a week?
Blak:I'm like,
Mac:what's that?
Blak:Did the benediction yet. Just this nigga left after the choir saying, it brings a nothing.
Mac:You had no altar call? Or Is there anyone? Is church closed?
Blak:Like, are we are we out of business? Like, what's happening? Who's stepping up?
Mac:And then then you come back next Sunday, and you're like, why aren't we going back to church? That's such a sesh with it. And you know he in the ceiling because you
Blak:I saw him go out there.
Mac:The worst part about church is that the kids are the most logical people in the building. The kids are the most logical, grounded in the church. Yeah. Y'all know he up in the he up in the attic. God called them.
Mac:No. He To the attic? If he went the heavy, he would've went through the ceiling and not into the ceiling. Like, it woulda been a I don't think God woulda been, like, you know, open the ceiling to come through, because then he woulda had to cut a hole in the roof to get him. Like, he just woulda his spirit woulda went up.
Mac:Like so that that would have been a kid. Like, yo, you know, he didn't just. He's coming back. Yeah. Like churches or or I would have played it like, so if he's gone, is there no more church on Sundays?
Mac:Or what are
Blak:we doing? I'm bro, I would have been crying because they
Mac:that ain't
Blak:yeah. You
Blak:gotta go to church no more.
Mac:I would have picked up a tambourine.
Blak:Order my steps. Yes. Oh, thank you
Blak:for that.
Mac:I'll go
Blak:watch. Slow ball. That.
Mac:I love what a bird. I love you. I knew if I kept coming here, you would reward me with football. Yeah. You ain't doing it.
Mac:Yo. The fact that they I don't know if this was a skit, but if they legit, what do these comments say? First of all, then people say that people mock God too much. He in the roof waiting for people to go home so he
Blak:can't go back.
Mac:You know, it's hot as fucking up at See, they got the insulation in
Blak:sweating his ass off, bro.
Mac:That old robe on.
Blak:He he He went up there with the robot and everything, bro.
Mac:He he he he he.
Blak:Dying up there.
Mac:He listened to it. They down there just
Blak:no. That should make your allergies go off. No.
Mac:I just know it was too strong Nigerian homies fooling him up. So what happens next Sunday? Did he just quit his job? He's gonna sit back with a message. Do these adults feel silly?
Mac:He going to fucking hell.
Blak:My man left the whole congregation, though. That's wild.
Mac:Yeah. So when he's back to collect offer next week, then what? I did come back
Blak:from heaven.
Mac:So they didn't see that rope?
Blak:That's the
Blak:first thing I saw. Like, what the fuck? Somebody pulling this boy up here with bed sheets, bro. I know
Mac:they cut into his arms and everything. I hope these knots are strong. You tied in these sheets. Because if you fall
Blak:no. It's over. It's over.
Mac:Y'all got a a. Churches, y'all got y'all y'all if y'all do stuff like this, y'all gotta have a disclaimer. Don't bring your teenage kids to this motherfucking service because we gonna laugh.
Blak:Bro, they have Jimmy him through that hole, bro. That's that shit is funny.
Mac:If you do it stunts like this, and there's bigger churches where they had, like, like, pastors on wires just getting, like, bro, if you gonna do death defying stunts, don't bring your teenage kids here. Because if the pastor fall, they go in the lab.
Blak:It's over. It's over.
Mac:They go
Blak:that's what first thing you want.
Mac:Okay. It's gonna be a noise, and you're gonna turn around, and you're gonna have to try to pinch somebody to be like,
Blak:you. You better shut the fuck up. Mhmm.
Mac:Like, no. I ain't getting in trouble for this shit. He knew better. All the other stuff. Yes.
Mac:I take the pinch and the twist and all that, but
Blak:you He he knew. He knew. They didn't even rehearse this.
Mac:They just Look how much, like, we look how much is in the offering thing. You think we had enough money to rig this shit that that that this is a safe thing?
Blak:Right. How long he had the rope on? That's what I wanna know.
Mac:He up there walking back and forth, preaching with his towel dragged up to the hole in the ceiling. There's nobody looking at it like, I wonder what this is about.
Blak:What the fuck is this for?
Mac:Am I the only one seeing this?
Blak:I feel like I put you crazy pills. Alright. Now y'all see
Mac:that grandma, you see the shut up. Boy. You see the lie you see the rope, though, grandpa.
Blak:Anyway your mouth. You hush on my pussy.
Mac:It is that time. I know people run it, but it's been a while since we we fucked around with y'all. Yes. We do have a who's band. And, I will say that I am one person that, when when I go out to eat or I go order food that I too would like to get exactly what I want.
Mac:And if I don't have it, I will come back and be like, hey, I'm missing x y z or or that and a third. But some people on that hand take that shit as a motherfucking slap in the face and the the biggest slight and insult, and they have to go in and redeem themselves dramatically. So I will say that this week's, this week's, I guess, whose man, nominee, is one said person. So, we'll go go ahead and get into this week's whose man's is this. Hey, woman's is this?
Blak:Oh, man's
Mac:is this. Who man's is this? Now fast food, everybody partakes in. There are some people that's like, I can't eat fast food because the amount of processed and, you know, preservatives and all that. And and a 100%, if if that's how you feel, that's how you feel.
Mac:No more power to you. You have this, this this individual, Talane Carter. I'll read it a little bit, and then I'll I'll share it up on the screen. But the the headline reads, Jack in the Box worker run over, spit on after, missing chicken strip and ranch. The customer has been charged.
Mac:Again, a member who was working at Jack in the Box was ran over by a car and then was spit upon because a woman was making missing a chicken strip and a packet of ranch. I will say the ranch at Jack the ranch at the Jack in box is is good. I get it with the curly fries. But I have left Jack in the Box missing more than just a chicken strip and have not resorted to these actions.
Blak:Mhmm.
Mac:Let me just bring this up. Let me just let me just pull this up. So, Wednesday, July 24th at 1:34 PM. Oh, would would you know that? That was today.
Mac:Yes. As as I'm recording,
Blak:today Right.
Mac:In America, in the world, this happened. A woman in Saint Louis, Missouri.
Blak:I'll say less. Oh, script.
Blak:Script.
Mac:A woman in Saint Louis, Missouri is facing assault charges after allegedly running over a Jack in a Box employee who replaced her missing chicken strip but forgot to put ranch oh my god. So she came back. They put the extra strip in there. Yes. But then she looked at the bag.
Mac:It was like Where my ranch at? I got that ranch.
Blak:Sick of the shit.
Mac:I'm gonna go because of ranch. Talayne Carter, 41, went to the Jack in the Box on 16 on July 16th and complained about a missing single chicken strip from the order she received from the fast food restaurant the previous Saturday eve. So she went back
Blak:the next day.
Mac:When was the 16th?
Blak:Hold on.
Mac:Let me see this shit.
Blak:The next day.
Mac:I'm losing my shit here, bro. What are we talking about?
Blak:The neck this is on a Tuesday. The next day.
Mac:So 16th July was a Tuesday. She talked about the previous Saturday, 13th. Sam. You with the Jack in a box on 13th. Realized the chicken strip was missing.
Mac:Ate the food anyway. You know what?
Blak:I'm a go back. I'm a
Mac:go back.
Blak:I'm a go back.
Mac:Sunday. Tuesday. You know what? Them motherfuckers ain't giving me my whole chicken strip.
Blak:I want my goddamn chicken strip. This is some precious shit, bro.
Mac:Lord Jesus. Lord Jesus. According to a probable cause statement. The court document says that the store manager bro, Shout out to the store manager. I worked at a McDonald's.
Mac:If someone had came to me 4 days, 3 days after it was like, you missed one chicken nugget.
Blak:3 days ago.
Mac:I don't know what to tell you, bro. Like,
Blak:what did you want me to do?
Blak:Get your big back ass the fuck. I just got them. Get the fuck out of here.
Mac:This is one of those things where I would have to repeat what they're saying to me to them out loud so they can hear how ridiculous they sound. Right. Right. So I'm sorry. You're saying you ordered a 20 piece Saturday.
Mac:It's Tuesday, and you're coming back saying that you only had 18 out of the 20. Yes. And I want those 2 nuggets. You're you're sitting here telling me. Like like, just I gotta say it again out loud.
Mac:Understand how you sound. You really You didn't come back once you counted them. You didn't you didn't come back that same night. You didn't come back the next day or the day after. 3 days later, you came back.
Blak:Ma'am, you've already shot the 18 nuggets out of the.
Mac:Have you not eaten anything after that? Like, what What what are we doing here? So the court document says the store manager, god bless their heart, replaced the missing chicken strip to appease Carter. However, Carter became unhappy with the lack of ranch dressing provided and spit in the manager's face. Oh, Lord Jesus.
Mac:The document. Oh, that that would have been it?
Blak:This is in St. Louis. I'm surprised she's still alive.
Mac:When Carter left the restaurant, the manager used a different exit to document her license plate according to the probable cause statement. When Carter noticed what the manager was doing, she turned towards her, ran into her shoulder and said, you trying to get charges put on me? Yes,
Blak:motherfucker. Indubitably.
Mac:What does fit still running down my face?
Blak:The
Mac:foot you thought I was out here doing?
Blak:I was
Mac:out here on break? How did Talane Carter
Blak:run over?
Mac:Look at Yahoo. They broke it down into 6. How did Talayne Carter run over to Jack in the Box store manager? I don't know Yahoo. Tell me.
Mac:Carter then entered her car, reversed, and accelerated backwards to the manager, striking her left foot and ankle and throwing her to the ground, the court document says. Carter fled the scene, but was later apprehended by officers with the Saint Louis, Metropolitan Police Department on July 17th. The manager's ankle was visibly swollen and bruised from being run over by Carter's vehicle, according to the court filing. Carter has been charged with 2nd degree assault, a felony, and 4th degree assault, a misdemeanor. Missouri court records show Carter has remained incarcerated at St.
Mac:Louis Justice Center since July 70. She does not have a bond and USA did not reach Carter's attorney on Wednesday. Look, if I'm her attorney, I'm like bro, I'm just we gonna ride this shit up. You just gonna try and get the plea bargain. I ain't trying to say you was innocent.
Mac:I ain't trying to defend your ass. I'm a be like, look, she did that shit with with y'all. What's the plea? We the plea. Let's make a deal.
Blak:Wayne Brady up this bitch.
Mac:In the Volkswagen
Blak:Jetta.
Mac:First of all, you come back for 1 chicken strip. What what container are you putting that in for? Right. Right. Put your hand out.
Mac:No ranch? Lady.
Blak:Ma'am. This is the
Mac:jack in the box.
Blak:Ma'am. You just ma'am.
Mac:Oh, my god. This manager, bro, I don't know. I don't I don't know
Blak:what God bless you.
Mac:Yoga. Like, this is Will Smith shit. Remember when we were talking about Will Smith and I was like, bro, Will Smith has attained a level of zen and maturity. Yep. And you're like, I hope to never Yes.
Mac:I hope to never that level of inner peace. This manager has achieved Will Smith level type.
Blak:Yes. Yes.
Mac:However, at that, Will Smith did just still the level he was at still popped off and slapped Chris Rock. Like, this lady deserved a fucking slap.
Blak:Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
Mac:That's self defense. Right? Somebody spins
Blak:on you.
Mac:You're allowed to she was like, non violent. Martin Luther King. Non violent. Non violent. Do you that that was when you needed Malcolm x.
Mac:Yep. Detroit Red, motherfucker. That's what you needed to be at that point. Yep. Yeah.
Mac:It's, that shit is crazy, bro. So, to lane
Blak:Carter,
Mac:I have never fuck, man. Like, shit, lady. Ranch? Days. Like, bro, you didn't count that as a win going there 3 days later and getting a free chicken.
Blak:And getting a nugget. Yeah. You get you got you got the food.
Mac:And you opened that bag, and it was like, no ranch? The the manager second, like, if she was doing that and the manager's still sitting there at the register, like, you ain't moved. You ain't think
Blak:Right.
Mac:Unless she hits you with a quick llama spit. You know what I'm saying? Like, no rats for 2. Like, you just had that shit in your mouth? Like, you was just ready to spit at any moment?
Blak:Like, ma'am. No. It's it's days. I
Mac:wonder what that days. But I'm taking your word for it that I was Right. I'm taking your word for it that I shorted you a strip. You ain't come in with no receipt, no proof. Right.
Mac:Man, I was here 2 weeks ago. I ordered a 20 piece, and you gave me a 10 piece. Alright. Let me give you 10 free nuggets. Like, that's that's the equivalent of what the fuck happened.
Mac:They gave you free Right. What was your second off, what was your plan? You got one strip and they would have gave you one pack of ranch. And and you were just like, bro, this will hold me over. Yeah.
Mac:You didn't order any other food. You were just like,
Blak:I'm here for my success. Yeah. That's that's
Mac:If it's not, I'm here for my one chicken. Like, I could understand coming back, like, yeah. I was here, like, ordering more food, but saying, like, hey. Just a heads up. We came through here Saturday, and I was shorted a chicken strip.
Mac:You know? So just make sure my 3 count chicken strip is in there. Oh, I'm sorry. And then they probably would have threw an extra one in there for you, but you were just like, I just want one chicken strip.
Blak:Alright. Just one. Alright. Just one.
Mac:And a pack of ranch that I didn't that caused now she and their on a felony charge over a fucking buttermilk house ranch. It's it is wild. So if you're if you're listening to us, you're working in a fast food restaurant, food industry as a whole anyway, and you're a manager, be safe out there.
Blak:God bless you. Because you
Mac:got these, Tulane Carters out here, that'll fucking I know at Chick Fil A, this ain't a issue. You know? Chick Fil A, you ain't worried about shit like that.
Blak:Nah. Hell no. It's that's then.
Mac:Yeah. That's it. No. Chick fil a just take your word for everything. Man, I was here 3 months ago, at a Chick Fil A in Texas, and they didn't give me my fucking, chicken sandwich or my nuggets.
Mac:Oh, let's go.
Blak:I'm in the fridge. We apologize. Here's here's the big bottle of Yeah. Of Philly sauce.
Mac:Here you go.
Blak:From us. It was Jesus Christ. Thank you.
Mac:My pleasure.
Blak:Bless you.
Blak:I don't shits too.
Mac:Thank you for your service. Like, what? On that shit, man. So, yeah. All our food service workers, thank you for what you do.
Mac:You put up with some some idiotic customers at times, but, you don't deserve shit like this. So, Take care of yourself. Stand up for yourself too. You know? Here at the smoke pit, we're saying somebody spits in you.
Mac:They they get some skibbidy paps. You can put the paws on a little bit. You know what I'm saying? So, Talayne Carter, you have now been entered into the
Blak:Oh, yes.
Mac:You have now been, your name has been etched as a nominee for the, premier award for 2024 here at the moment. The inaugural premier award Yes. Here on the smoke pit. So, we'll see we'll see where you fare at the end of the year. But, you know, this this is
Blak:you have competition.
Mac:No. I thought Corey Harris was running away with it for a minute, bro.
Blak:Oh, yes. You're right. You're right.
Mac:So, we'll see. And then, old boy last week that netted on the 6 leg at Dollar Tree. You know, he turned himself in.
Blak:Did he?
Mac:Oh, yeah, bro. Philadelphia was looking for his ass, bro. He turned himself the minute Meek Mill said that tweet out that Wednesday. It was like 2 bands for this dude's head. He turned himself into police.
Blak:Yeah.
Blak:He he was like, gotta
Mac:be out here in these streets, bro. Affiliate it, bro. Affiliate it. But, so, yeah, we got we got some, the competition is heating up this year. Yes.
Blak:You know what I'm saying?
Mac:Competition's heat up, and I like that. I like a good competition. But, To lane Carter is your week's nominee for, whose man's is this? But let us return you to your regularly scheduled programming. And now we return you to our regular scheduled program in progress.
Mac:Yo. This was good.
Blak:Yes. I needed this.
Mac:This was good. This is this is the energy I'm talking about with his with his smoke pit, and you trying to come in, go and get over hump day with some laughs, or come into the weekend with some laughs, or just start your week with some shit. Depending when you check it out. Yeah. I I mean, loaded show.
Mac:Like, there are videos that we couldn't get to because, you know, we we just chopping up about other stuff. But, again, man, we go with the flow. Felt good, good laughs, good conversation in the comments. Couldn't ask for anything better on a pop up show. You know?
Mac:Yes. No advertising against
Blak:you. You
Mac:know? No advertising leading into it. Just came up, and then y'all showed out in the comments, man. Appreciate y'all. What you got for the people, man?
Blak:It was great to be back, man. I I I enjoyed this. I needed this. I needed to laugh. We talked before the show, and I was like, man, I just need to laugh.
Blak:For real. For real. So thank you guys. Thank you to the chat that, you guys were were interactive tonight. Thank you guys so much.
Blak:Ddfpn.com has been I got an email that we are experiencing some traffic. So thank you to everybody that's been, stopping over and checking out shows and and and giving us a chance on the website. That's stuff like that is good to see. Good to see that we are we are all still in the charts as well. So good stuff.
Blak:Little bit of weirdness over at no gimmicks. We're, like, number 20 something in Russia. Shit's crazy. So
Mac:Shout out my nigga, pooping.
Blak:Yep. Shout out to poop. But, but but other than that, man, make sure you guys tap in. I know we got USDN coming tomorrow, and then check us out next week for the drops. And then as always, man, make sure you guys like and subscribe and and share the content.
Blak:And, for everybody that's tapping in, we appreciate you. That's my that's my 2¢.
Mac:Cool. Cool. Yep. So, obviously, people checking this out, come Monday. This isn't gonna mean anything to you, but, USD and is tomorrow, but also we have, eat the cake anime.
Mac:I know, it's it's been a while, but trying to shuffle around people's schedules.
Blak:Yeah.
Mac:It'll be me, and I know, if if you roll with us or if you roll with with our peoples over at SNN, episode well, season 1 of S and N, Jacqueline Leech, AKA Jack Attack. Jackie. She is back on the mainland from, from overseas. So she's back kinda on our time more realistically to be able to help out. So, she is gonna be on there with me, and we're gonna be talking about Jujutsu Kaizen.
Mac:I love that. Yep. Yep. So we're coming back, bringing in, you know, a fresh face. You know, she's she's helping us out.
Mac:So shout out to Jackie for that. So either or, tune in to USDN. You could check out. They talking, acolyte. They talking, the boys.
Mac:All of that stuff. And Nice. That's what you into. Later on that Saturday, you'll be able to tap in or afterwards because we'll be streaming live over on, DFPN channel. So, a lot of good stuff going on over here at DFPN.
Mac:This Saturday, normally we would be gaming, with our Fallen Star crew, but they are out of town. So shout out to EJ and Jin. Enjoy your trip. Your boy is gonna be hosting a game night. And just like I've been the game is called Lyrically Correct.
Mac:Got some categories going on. We got, 2000 nineties, 2 thousands hip hop. We got, nineties R and B, and we got eighties pop. So a lot of categories. Again, just like when Jen hosted it a a couple weeks ago.
Mac:Great job by the way. Free merch will be there. I'm a hit up the Patreon, give you all the the dibs on, if you guys wanna join, we'll send you the link once it goes live. But after that, it'll be a free for all. Whoever wants to join in, can join in and, participate.
Mac:But like I said, new merch is out there that you could win. I'm rocking the, the new little dynamic duo, Smoke Pit. We got the new, Fallen Star Mugs from Queens of Comedy or Queens of Comedy? Queens of Nerd.
Blak:I I totally miss you. You said that.
Blak:We got the
Mac:smoke pit has the the shenanigans or a foot merch. Queens has the this is how I roll. They have to keep your crown straight. All of this good stuff. And we got new merch coming out for the other shows as well.
Mac:So stay tuned. And, that'll be this Saturday. I'm trying to think of anything else. Am I missing anything else?
Blak:That is I think it. I won't be there this Saturday for game night because I'll be doing
Mac:my evening. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Mac:But,
Blak:I I'm gonna try to tap in occasionally.
Mac:It's all good if you can't, man. But, yeah, man. Again, great having you back, Blaque. 100%, man. Glad
Blak:to be back, man.
Mac:Shout out to Brian and Jen in the chat. Patreon members tapping in and and and fueling the fire of, shenanigans that we're doing. So Jen isn't here. I mean, we're pretty much funny. So yeah.
Mac:You you are. Queens of Comedy slash Nerdom. You guys are you're covering all faces there. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, if that's all we got, hey, this is episode 148 in Smoke Pit.
Mac:Thank you guys for tuning in and kicking it with us. As always, I'm the homie Mac aka your boy.
Blak:And I am Brad like a king. Made this Calvin Kiley. Thank you guys for tuning in. Until next time. Have love.
Blak:Make sex. Peace. Peace. Welcome to the smoke pit. It's Friday night.
Blak:Come and take a load off. Come sit in the smoke, bitch. Time for us to show off. It's been a long week. Come relaxing.
Blak:Get some lapsing, and let's talk about these brackets. And while we at it, tell me whose man's is this? Because I got questions. I'm hoping you can answer it. Get ready because you know we gonna talk a lot of shit.
Blak:It's Macky Mack. Welcome to the smoke pit.