#0410 - My Cat Entered A Haunted Blanket And Came Out Possessed - 08/17/2026

Monday has arrived once again, apparently against everyone’s wishes, and Victor Wilt begins the show with the unmistakable energy of a man who has survived an entire weekend but has absolutely no idea what he did with it. The weekend was supposedly fun, but Friday has apparently been erased from the historical record, while Saturday becomes increasingly difficult to explain to future archaeologists. Victor spent part of the weekend hanging out at Alibi while Becca worked, helping prepare for a black-light party, decorating the place with neon streamers and discovering that his tattoos become approximately 700% more suspicious under black light. Then, in what can only be described as a catastrophic lapse in adult supervision, Becca and the kids decided Victor needed a full face of makeup. Victor agreed. This was his first mistake. By the time the children were finished, he looked less like a normal human being and more like Arthur Morgan after spending three consecutive days fighting ghosts in a truck stop bathroom. Rather than simply going home and removing the evidence, Victor went to WinCo looking like an absolute lunatic and began greeting strangers with Arthur Morgan's signature “Howdy” routine from Red Dead Redemption 2. He wandered through the grocery store attempting to increase his honor level while random shoppers laughed, stared, or quietly reconsidered every decision that had brought them into that particular aisle. One child apparently looked at him as though they had just witnessed the physical manifestation of a nightmare. 

The real horror began the next morning when Victor discovered that makeup apparently possesses the durability of industrial concrete. He assumed ordinary soap and aggressive eye scrubbing would solve the problem, because apparently nobody had informed him that eyeliner is a tiny black demon that must be exorcised with oil-based makeup remover. He emerged from the shower looking like he had spent the night crying mascara directly into his own soul. The thought of arriving at the Monday morning company meeting with full eyeliner and mascara became a genuine workplace emergency. Victor eventually found the correct makeup remover, but only after rubbing his eyes so violently that the skin around them became red and irritated. The situation was eventually under control, but the lesson was clear: if someone puts makeup on you as a joke, Google how to remove it BEFORE you start attacking your eyeballs with a towel. 

Then we arrive at what may be the most important paranormal investigation of the entire year: the haunted blanket. Victor recounts how his cat Lucy crawled underneath a particular blanket and instantly transformed from a sweet, quiet kitty into an apparently demonically possessed beast making noises Victor had never heard before. He tried another cat. Same result. The second cat also became a tiny furry hellspawn underneath the blanket. A third cat apparently took one look at the situation and refused to participate, which honestly may have been the most scientifically sound decision anyone made all weekend. Victor subsequently called Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum in Las Vegas and left a voicemail explaining the situation, offering to personally transport the allegedly haunted blanket to Vegas for paranormal examination. Unfortunately, he forgot to leave a phone number, meaning the entire investigation now hinges on whether the Haunted Museum possesses the technological capability to identify who called them based entirely on caller ID. The blanket itself remains in active service because, despite potentially housing an interdimensional demon, it is apparently a really comfortable summer blanket. 

The paranormal theory receives a devastating scientific counterargument when a caller suggests the cats may simply be reacting to “toxic gases” underneath the blanket. Victor reluctantly admits this is possible, meaning the great haunted blanket mystery has now become a battle between supernatural possession and extremely concentrated cat farts. Meanwhile, the weather forecast reveals that East Idaho is preparing for more heat, with temperatures pushing toward the mid-to-high 90s later in the week, while Victor is preparing for a trip to Park City to see Ian Munsick. So essentially the region is being asked to choose between climate misery, possible thunderstorms, and a blanket that may or may not be inhabited by Satan. 

Rock news then detonates onto the show with the confirmation that Sid Wilson is officially out of Slipknot after weeks of speculation. Victor discusses Wilson's departure and the increasingly revolving-door nature of a band that has somehow managed to keep nine members moving around inside the same musical death machine for roughly three decades. He also notes the recent breakup of Wilson's engagement to Kelly Osbourne and speculates that there may be far more happening behind the scenes than anyone on social media knows. The segment ultimately becomes a reminder that keeping a nine-person band together for 30 years is basically a miracle comparable to keeping nine raccoons inside a moving washing machine without anyone escaping. 

Freak News arrives next, and the internet once again demonstrates that human beings cannot see a blurry photograph without immediately deciding it contains an extraterrestrial. A NASA rover photograph circulating online supposedly shows a jellyfish-like object roaming around on the surface of Mars. Victor observes that the object is blurry, distant, vaguely biological-looking, and therefore apparently perfect internet fuel. His prediction is that NASA will eventually provide a completely boring geological explanation, destroying everyone's dreams of discovering a giant terrestrial jellyfish wandering around Mars. From there, the show plunges into a Louisiana convenience-store theft involving roughly $20 worth of donuts, honey buns, pound cake and a fountain drink. The suspect allegedly wandered back into the same store after the theft, making the police investigation almost insultingly easy. Victor also comments on the man's badly injured face and wonders whether the injuries were caused by a bicycle accident or perhaps the same demonic blanket that has been terrorizing his cats. 

The art world is also dragged into the morning's nonsense when Victor discusses a shipping-container sculpture in the Hamptons called Meditating Figure. The sculpture apparently consists of colorful shipping containers arranged to resemble a person sitting in meditation, which Victor thinks looks pretty cool. Some wealthy neighbors, however, apparently want it removed. This leads Victor into a full defense of weird public art, color, and the general concept of making the world slightly less aggressively beige. He argues that East Idaho already spends enough of the winter looking like a gray, dirty snow-covered wasteland, so perhaps people should be allowed to put some bizarre colorful objects around. His position is essentially: if you're going to stare at a depressing winter landscape for six months, you might as well have a giant multicolored shipping-container person meditating nearby. 

Then comes the great discovery that somehow escaped the attention of the station's entire rock-radio ecosystem: Green Day has a movie called Nimrods. Victor's musician friend Sammy called him up and invited him to see it, forcing Victor to confront the horrifying possibility that he had somehow missed an entire Green Day movie despite supposedly reading music news every day. Victor, Becca, Sammy and Sammy's girlfriend went to see it, and the movie apparently delivered exactly what a rock fan could want: nostalgia, jokes, Green Day music and the general feeling of being transported back to the era when being in a teenage band seemed like a reasonable career plan. Victor compares the movie to Detroit Rock City and gives it a strong recommendation. The truly bizarre part, however, is the theater attendance: there were only six people in the entire showing. The show collectively concludes that the movie's marketing must have been absolutely catastrophic because even the radio station hadn't received information about it or been offered tickets to give away. 

The show then veers back into the makeup apocalypse as Peaches learns that Victor went grocery shopping dressed like a human warning label. Peaches compares the look to GG Allin, while Victor explains that he was simply trying to raise his honor level by walking around WinCo saying “Howdy” to everyone. The image of unsuspecting shoppers encountering a fully made-up Victor cheerfully greeting them in an Arthur Morgan voice may be one of the most unnecessary public performances ever committed to an Idaho grocery store. Even worse, Victor later returned to WinCo after failing to fully remove the eyeliner, meaning the same establishment received multiple sightings of this strange creature before the situation was finally resolved. 

Victor then gets distracted by one of the most aggressively nerdy radio-system problems imaginable: whether bands that are commonly referred to with “The” actually have “The” in their official names. Eagles, Deftones, Beatles, Bee Gees, Carpenters and other artists become subjects of an impromptu RDS database audit. Victor is visibly bothered by the possibility that the station's system might incorrectly list artists without or with the wrong article, because apparently there are two kinds of people in this world: people who hear “The Beatles” and move on with their lives, and people who are prepared to personally investigate the station's database because “The” has been improperly omitted. 

Then someone apparently discovered a way to purchase a house that used to be a jail. The house has been renovated into what appears to be a reasonably nice residence, except the old concrete jail cells remain and have been repurposed as closets. Victor finds this deeply unsettling, because no matter how much white paint you slap on an 1800s jail cell, it remains an 1800s jail cell. He imagines the historical horrors that may have occurred there and concludes that if there is a place on Earth practically begging to become haunted, it is a former jail that has been turned into a family home. The resulting parenting strategy is also conveniently terrible: misbehaving children can apparently be locked in the basement jail cell. Welcome home, kids. 

The conversation then shifts into the aftermath of Maddie's figure-eight race, which apparently involved screaming fans, a spectacular Doberman-themed sign and enough automotive violence to make the Geneva Convention nervous. Maddie explains that she initially drove too politely, received a pep talk, and then returned to the track with a newfound commitment to vehicular destruction. She started hitting other cars until another driver bent her tie rod, leaving her vehicle difficult to steer. Instead of being defeated, the group immediately began discussing how to reinforce the car for the next race and transform it into a Mad Max-style war machine. Ideas included mohawks, silver spray paint, a guitar mounted on top of the car, fire effects and potentially putting Victor on top of the vehicle dressed like the legendary flame-throwing guitarist from Fury Road. This is perhaps the closest the show has come to developing an actual military vehicle. 

Naturally, the figure-eight race also managed to become political for absolutely no reason. Someone apparently commented that “liberals” were taking over the crazy figure-eight races because competitors weren't hitting each other hard enough. The show spends several minutes wondering whether the commenter was genuinely upset or simply trolling, before eventually deciding that the entire thing is hilarious either way. This escalates into jokes about putting a rainbow flag on Maddie's race car and the startling political revelation that BYU-Idaho's logo is blue, meaning—according to the show's increasingly deranged logic—the university has apparently been infiltrated by the international liberal conspiracy. 

The mood suddenly becomes considerably more serious when Victor turns toward the Super El Niño situation and the potential consequences for the American West. He discusses forecasts calling for above-average temperatures and below-average moisture, the worsening water situation around Lake Powell and Lake Mead, ongoing fights over water allocations among western states, and concerns about what another warm, dry winter could mean for Idaho's water supply and fire season. Victor's preferred climate solution is extremely specific: dump an enormous amount of snow directly onto the mountains, leave the valleys alone, and somehow ensure he never has to drive through winter weather again. It is simultaneously an ecological proposal and a personal snowblower avoidance strategy. 

The show then dives into Germany's drinking laws, with Victor reacting to changes involving alcohol consumption by 14- and 15-year-olds when accompanied by parents. He strongly argues against normalizing alcohol consumption among teenagers, discussing the addictive nature of alcohol and the dangers associated with drinking. The segment becomes surprisingly earnest compared with the rest of the morning, as Victor acknowledges his own history with alcohol and emphasizes that people dealing with alcohol problems should seek help. Then, because this is still the Victor Wilt Show, he immediately gets distracted by a mysterious wound on his leg and wonders whether a cat attacked him.
 

Finally, the morning degenerates into a discussion of sleep, motivation, health, summer heat and the ongoing human tragedy of not owning adequate air conditioning. Victor and Peaches discuss how badly they sleep when they don't maintain consistent schedules, how naps can turn into six-hour hibernation events, and how proper sleep could potentially improve motivation to exercise and generally take better care of themselves. Peaches talks about wanting to shock his sleep doctor with future progress, while Victor admits that he has gained a couple pounds and could probably use more consistent sleep. Then comes the real crisis: Peaches' apartment is apparently hot enough to prevent civilized sleep because he doesn't have air conditioning. Victor recommends a floor unit and reminisces about finding one through discounted/open-box deals. The two ultimately conclude that the heat itself may be making people angrier, which explains why social media has become a radioactive landfill of arguments. Their proposed solution to the internet's psychological collapse is beautifully simple: get an air conditioner and chill out. 

And so the Monday morning Victor Wilt Show ends exactly where it began: with no real sense that anyone accomplished anything, but with a haunted blanket, demonic cats, a Green Day movie nobody knew existed, a Slipknot member leaving the band, a potential jellyfish wandering around Mars, a man stealing $20 worth of pastries and then returning to the crime scene, an old jail becoming a house, a figure-eight race turning into Mad Max, political warfare breaking out over a demolition derby, Western water shortages, German drinking laws, sleep deprivation, questionable eyeliner removal techniques and a potential future career for Victor as a pest-control technician. Somewhere along the way, he also managed to recommend a four-day work week, investigate the weather, conduct an audit of the word “The” in band names and contemplate the possibility that his blanket is possessed by an ancient supernatural entity. Monday has officially been defeated, but civilization has not survived intact.

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Speaker 1: Hello all, welcome to Monday. Yay. What's up? It's Victor Wilt. I'm here. Unfortunately. Another weekend that just rocketed by way too quickly. Didn't accomplish anything. But it was fun. I mean, it was a good weekend.

I should have been taking notes the entire time. Cause I know there were a lot of really funny things that happened that I wanted to talk about. I'll talk about my voice message that I left at the Zack Begin's haunted museum about a haunted blanket. Um that was personally entertaining. Went to the movies over the weekend and saw the Nimrod's movie, the Green Day movie. Pretty good. Uh I got made up to look completely ridiculous and went grocery shopping.

Uh, cause the kids thought it was funny, and I thought it was funny as well. Did my best Arthur Morgan. Howdy, howdy, party. Anyway. Aside from that, I just gotta remember the rest of the crap.

I know there was at least one other good funny thing that happened. But it's early. And I've only had a little bit of uh caffeine, so probably up my game on that a little bit, and then get digging into the news of the day. Um, I did see on social media this morning that actor Hayden Pantiere, I hope I said her name right, uh, passed away. That's sad. She was pretty young, 36.

So uh, yeah, that that sucks. I know a lot of people were fans of her paroles in a variety of films and TV shows, but oh hopefully I can find something more positive to talk about than that. Uh my phone call to Zack Bagans.

That that was definitely more positive. Okay. Alright.

We're getting rolling. I'm gonna go maybe get some more caffeine or something, and I'll be back. Whatever I did Friday night must have been very unmemorable. Because thinking back, I'm like, what do we do? I remember uh Saturday, because Saturday was a bit of a bummer.

Becca ended up uh covering somebody's shift, so she had to work like all day, which uh bummed me out a bit. But you know, it it's fine. Extra dough's always good. So that morning I got up, did a little bit of running around, and then I was gonna do some chores, and she hit me up, she's like, well, just come hang out with me. I'm like, alright, I'll come hang out till you get off. So swung over to Alibi and I'm just kicked back, like plain trivia, talking to people, and uh they were having some kind of a like black light party or something that night. So since I was there, I was like, alright, I'll help you guys set up, I'll hang up some neon streamers and this and that, and then they got these like neon crayons out, kind of like neon paint, but they were more like crayons.

Colored in one of my tattoos that's just black and white, and you know look at it under the black light, oh that's cool. And then for some reason Becca busts out her makeup bag and is like, hey, let's let's do you up and some makeup. I'm like fine, sure.

Make me look like a freak. And um so she did. And uh then we left, went and picked up her daughter. Her daughter's just laughing.

Her cousin came to stay the night at the house. And they're like, we want to put more makeup on Victor. I'm like, we gotta go to the grocery store.

Like, come on, come on. Alright. Alright, go ahead. So I'm sitting there and they just caked it on.

Alright. I got, you know, these two kids just caking makeup on my face. And they made me look ridiculous.

Just ridiculous. So we gotta go to Winco, and I'm like, this is gonna be funny. Alright. Because it's not Halloween, and I look like a maniac. You can see the pictures on my uh Facebook page.

Very, very uh disturbing. So we get into Winco and immediately I start going Arthur Morgan style. Anyone who's played Red Dead Redemption 2, if you want to raise your honor, one way you can do so is by saying hi to people. You walk around, howdy partner. Howdy, how's your day going?

Howdy, mister. So I start doing this to everybody at Winco while I look like a complete freak show. Uh for the most part, people would just start laughing. A couple of them uncomfortably looked at me and uh walked away. But for the most part, lots and lots of laughs coming my way at Winco.

There was one small child though, looked at me like, oh my god! No! Uh so we get the food and stuff that you know we're gonna whip up when we get home and just get home, watch the movies, go to bed. Uh, you know, I wiped the makeup off before I went to sleep, but like the eyeliner wouldn't come off. Like, ah, it's alright, I'll just take a shower in the morning, use some soap, be good to go.

Uh, no. No, apparently, soap is not the answer. I got up and I scrub the crap out of my eyes. I get out of the shower and I still look like I mean like a like a drag queen the next morning, alright? You know, mascara and eyeliner just caked on. I'm like, what am I gonna do?

You have to apparently use some kind of like oil based makeup remover to get it off your face. So thankfully was able to do that because I mean, I don't care if it's the weekend, but I don't need to hear the grief from Jade and Josh and Peaches. Plus, we have the Monday morning meeting with the big boss.

I walk in in full blown eyeliner and um mascara. It's gonna be a distraction for the meeting. Alright.

So did manage to get it off my face, but my eyes hurt now from before I used the oil-based makeup remover, just scrubbing the crap out of my eyes with a towel. Don't ever do that, okay. It hurts really bad.

Afterward. And like the sides of my eyes are like, you know, around my eye, my eyelids and stuff, they're all red. Look like a freak. But at least I shaved. So, yeah, uh the face doesn't look too crazy today. Anyhow, that was uh Saturday. So I guess Friday must have been prank called Zach Bagan. I it wasn't a prank call, though, I guess.

I you could call it a prank call, but leaving the haunted museum uh a voicemail. I'll get into that in a little bit here, but I gotta keep pounding caffeine people. So yeah, just be aware if you're gonna put on eyeliner, you gotta have special stuff to get it off your face. Okay, even if you yeah, you're just doing it for a goof. You gotta get that stuff off of there right.

You know, like Google it before you just start scrubbing soap into your eyes, like me, the idiot. Alright. Holy cuts. Uh already a little ways into the show. I like this. Today needs to go by fast. I did get to bed at a fairly decent time last night, but of course, uh Becca and her daughter stayed up late watching horror movies, and um, they they did wake me up in the middle of the night. I got back to sleep fast though.

But overall, decent night of sleep, so I ain't complaining too bad yet today. But it's still early. Well, a Monday morning is a pretty good time to accomplish something.

You're sitting around going, you know what? I need to get that job hunt going on, I need to do something new. You need to get over to higher east idaho.com, check out all of the different listings from local employers, deal with them directly. For example, we got our job of the week, a pest control service professional at uh falls pest services. So, you want to go mow down some bugs?

Help people live more comfortably, take care of managing pest control services for residential and commercial properties. They even offer four-day work weeks. You hear me complain about that all the time. Why can't we have a four-day work week? Uh well, maybe I'm about to become a pest control service professional.

Cause I can click that apply now button right there at higher east idaho.com and get things rolling. Sorry, Jade. I'm killing bugs.

No, go check it out. If you're an employer, you can post your own job listings there, and I'll filter out all this you know, spam and bots and all that stuff that you get through some of the other options that are available out there. No, just deal local. Deal with people right here in our community.

Hire East Idaho.com. So you might recall, I don't know, a month or so ago. I made a phone call to the Zach Begin's haunted museum in Vegas.

Wanted to let him know about a haunted song that I had just stumbled across on YouTube. I don't remember the track name, but it was a Night Ranger song. And uh for a variety of reasons. I felt that the song was haunted.

I mean, look at the name of the band, Night Ranger. Very scary. Uh so Friday, hanging out in the room. I was rearranging the blankets on the bed, and Lucy's up on the bed, Lucy, my cat. So she goes under the blanket, and she's like the nicest, sweetest little little kitty.

Like just the sweetest. Unless she goes under this blanket, and then she turns full-on demon. You like touch her, and she's like making these uh horrible demonic sounds. Like I've never heard her make before. Her meow is like, me, me.

It's so quiet and high pitched. She is turned on and turned into a full-on demon. Like, that's weird. So then Jess, the other cat one of the other cats, I should say.

It'd be nice if there was only two. Anyway, Jess gets up on the bed. I put her under the blanket. Same thing. Turns into a full-on demon.

Making weird sounds, attacking. When I let Lucy uh out from under the blanket, I mean, I wasn't like holding her under there, okay? She could have crawled out, but I like lifted it up to let her out. She just jumped at me and she bit and clawed the crap out of my arm. Hissing. I was like, Well, what is going on?

And then she goes back to normal. Look, me. Me. So I tried to put a uh third cat under the blanket. She wouldn't even go under there.

She's like, no. So I believe I have a haunted blanket. So I called the Zack Bagan's Haunted Museum, got the voicemail, and told them all about the haunted blanket. And told them to hit me up. I said I'd drive it down to Vegas so they could investigate the haunted blanket. But I realized I didn't leave him a phone number.

So hopefully they have caller ID. I need to get this haunted blanket invested, even though I really like the blanket. It's great for summertime.

It's a very thin, uh, comfortable blanket, but not too hot. Great for this time of year. What's going on with our weather this week?

Is it gonna be uh pretty nasty? Let's give it a look. Let's take a look at the weather report. Okay, hold on. I'll answer a phone call while I pull that up here. Uh K-Barry, you were live on the show. Please keep that in mind. Who's this? Hey, it's back. I don't Zach, I'm doing pretty good. What's up, dude?

Speaker 2: Hey, so I don't think it's a haunted blanket. I think the cat's just fell the parts.

Speaker 1: It could be that. Toxic gas turning them into demons.

Speaker 2: Yeah, but like, No, I ain't going under there.

Speaker 1: All right. Fair. Fair.

Speaker 2: Have a good day, man. You two man peace.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I it could be toxic gases, I suppose. Uh, let's see. Today, gonna be pretty decent today. I mean, it's still gonna be hot. It's like 87 for the high, but maybe some clouds tomorrow about the same.

Then we'll have some more real toasty days in the mid to high 90s, uh, rolling toward the weekend, and then the weekend's supposed to cool down a little bit more. I was curious, what's it gonna be like in Park City? Because I am taking back into Park City this weekend.

I've never been to Park City. Uh, one of her favorite artists is playing. So we're gonna go check out Ian Munzik. Some kind of all day park city takeover. Is it gonna be hot? Uh, shouldn't be too bad. Oh, that's not a good sign.

Isolated thunderstorms. I have about 84, so still pretty toasty. All right, not too bad though. I'm sure Salt Lake is way worse.

Last time I went to Salt Lake, miserable. Okay. Well, anyhow, if I get any updates on the haunted blanket, I'll let you know. I am gonna get some video of this because it's really funny.

Uh, I just didn't get around to doing it uh yesterday because it was a busy day. Well, it is official now. Sl uh Sid Wilson out of Slipknot. This had been in the news for a week or two, lots of speculation because no official announcement from the band. And I believe this happened on Friday. I remember sharing Slipknot's post, which they quickly deleted for some reason, but they did leave it up on the Notfest page. And uh Sid Wilson has updated his social media pages, indicating that uh yes, he is no longer in Slipknot. He put the uh date range from 1997 to 2006.

And so what does that leave us? Like just a couple original members of Slipknot? Not sure, but Sid Wilson's out. Uh there must be some rough stuff going on in Sid Wilson's life, is what I'm guessing.

He was also uh recently engaged to uh Kelly Osborne, Ozzy's daughter, and then that was called off. So uh you never know what's going on behind the scenes with people, you know. Social media people tend to only post the good stuff. Uh I hope that Sid and everybody are doing good, but yeah, kind of crazy. Kind of crazy how many have come and gone from Slipknot. But when you got a band with nine people in it, uh that's lasted 30 years. I mean, it would be pretty impressive if somehow they kept it together. Most fans do not keep all of their original members. Uh I mean, how many do you know of that still got the original crew rolling after 30 years? Not very many. So bummer for Slipknot fans.

If you're a you know Sid Wilson fan. Well, I'm sure they'll keep moving forward. They got there. Did it did it already happen? The uh not fest Mexico show. That's in December. I mean, it's a good lineup.

You got uh bad omens, lama god, poppy, the ghost inside, some wood chipper logo that I can't read, other bands. Uh no, Mexico City. If you want to get down there, it's probably pretty nice in December. Alright, I need to find some freak news. So I'm gonna go do that, and then I'll be back. Okay, hang on. Where shall we begin in today's edition of Freak News?

Just gotta pull the tabs up here. Do you see this uh image making the rounds of a jellyfish on Mars? It's not in the water, it's roaming the land, can be seen from very far away. It's very blurry, very uh Bigfoot-esque. It's probably, I don't know, a rock or something like that. But it made the news. Look! Jellyfish on Mars.

Okay. Was taken by the NASA rover. Yeah, land walking jellyfish. It's an alien, right?

Come in. I don't know. Well, we'll see what NASA says. I'm sure they have a boring explanation, just like all the other weird alien stuff coming out, ends up being boring. Alright, what else do we got here?

All Right. So this guy went into a uh convenience store in Louisiana and he stole some donuts and snacks. About 20 bucks worth, some uh donuts, honey buns, pound cake, and a fountain drink. So he basically just uh ditches out of there.

Again, $20 worth of merchandise. So somebody working at the Circle K called the cops, they show up, and then the guy just comes wandering back in. And they're like, oh, okay.

Well, you're coming with us. And the guy is not hard to spot because you you should see his face. I don't know if he wrecked on a bicycle or I don't know, maybe he put a cat under the demon blanket, and it just uh started ripping up his face, but he's pretty messed up. He's got a lot of wounds. Uh, and then they tied him to a bunch of other burglaries, and he's gonna be away for a while. Plenty of time to heal that face, buddy.

Okay. Let's talk art and uptight rich people. Uh up in the Hamptons in New York, you know, very uh wealthy area. This LA artist who moved there, put up a figure called Meditating Figure. It's a sculpture made out of old shipping containers, and it looks, you know, like a person sitting there meditating. It's kind of a cool usage of the multicolored shipping containers, and I think it looks neat. The neighbors do not like it.

Pushing to get the city to force him to take it down. Um can we just add more weird stuff everywhere, please? It's like how I encourage people around here to paint their home something other than brown or gray white. Once winter hits, this is the bleakest place ever. We're under those gray skies for like six months.

The ground's all gross because the snow's just been mixing with dirt and all kinds of other gunk and ugh. Could we at least have some color to look at while we drive around in that crap? How about an art installation?

Made out of shipping containers. Sure, you can do it on my yard, buddy. People are just so uptight about everything.

Ugh. And this guy, it's on his private land. He's not on an HOA. He's out in the middle of nowhere.

Eh. I have to drive by and see some figure meditate. Maybe you should do some meditating. Chill out a little bit. Yeah. Alright, I'm gonna save some of this other stuff for a bit.

You never know how desperate I'll get for content for the second half of the show, but we shall return. And I hope your morning's going good so far. Sorry, it's Monday.

Boo. So you'd think me being the rock and roll morning host. I would have heard about such a thing, but get a call from my homie Sammy on Friday. He's uh drummer from Boise. Known him since I was you know early 20s. Haven't seen him in a few years, and he happened to be coming into Idaho Falls because he was taking his lady to see the Green Day movie.

Now, how this flew under my radar, I don't know, because I read the news every day. Like I'm aware there's an upcoming uh Lincoln Park, you know, cinema showing. There's an upcoming ghost cinema showing.

This is a straight up movie, and I somehow didn't hear about it at all. It's called Nimrods, and so Sammy's like, yeah, dude, uh be good to hang out. If you guys want to go to a movie, it'd be cool to meet Becca, and I'll buy you some tickets. I was like, uh right, even though it's hard to drag me out of my house on a Sunday evening.

Sure, let's do it. So we went and saw the movie last night, and it was it was pretty good. Very nostalgic as someone who was in bands as a teenager. I I like movies like this. Um you know, it wasn't the most original movie, you know. I had Detroit Rock City vibes going on, but uh it was funny, you know, had a lot of a lot of really good jokes.

We were laughing a lot, we had fun. I would recommend going and checking it out, and uh Green Day's soundtrack fit it like perfect. So yeah, pretty cool movie.

Nimrods, and again, I don't know how I didn't hear about this, but apparently I'm not good at reading news because that that had to pop up somewhere. So yeah, if you're a green day fan, you gotta go check it out. And I mean, rock fans in general, I think you would enjoy the film. So I I give it the recommendation. It's got 75% on Rotten Tomatoes, uh, not too shabby. So yeah, go watch a rock movie. It's it's a good time. Talked about it last break, Peaches, but I just wanted to check with another uh rock person. Were you aware Green Day put out a movie?

Uh no. How did that slip under our radar? I get this call from my friend Sammy, uh, musician in Boise on Friday. He was gonna be well, he moved to a mall to now, but was coming into Idaho Falls, bringing his lady, cuz they wanted to watch the Green Day movie. And I'm like, what are you talking about? What Green Day movie?

It's called Nimrods, it's playing at Edwards comedy film with uh Green Day appearing in the movie, and you know, they do the whole soundtrack. Uh, it was pretty good. We went and saw it. Um, but I just wonder how how could we have not heard about this? Bad marketing.

I'd say terrible marketing. Like, we're aware of the upcoming ghost movie and Lincoln Park. Like we get emails about these things, but I didn't see anything on social about this. Nothing anywhere.

Speaker 3: We didn't get anything from our from our contact about giving away tickets for that, nothing.

Speaker 1: No, no, and the theater, how many people do you think were in it on a Sunday evening?

Speaker 3: Me and Becca and my friend Sammy and his lady. I think there were two other people up behind us. That was it. Six people in the theater.

Speaker 1: It's like I'm sure more people would have gone because it was it was a pretty good movie. It was funny, you know, R-rated comedy. You don't see a lot of those pop up these days.

So anyway, I decided to check with you. I'm like, am I crazy? Have I just not been paying attention? But yeah, I hadn't heard a peep about this. So it was good. Other than that, uh watched A Quiet Place. And a nice classic, uh fairly tame but tense horror movie.

Speaker 3: Yeah, I still need to watch Obsession, and I still need to watch uh Spider-Man brand new home day, whatever it's called.

Speaker 1: Whatever the new Spider-Man is. Yeah. Yeah. Uh Obsession's really good. I I know there are some others I really wanted to see, but uh Green Day Nimrods uh completely flew under my radar. So if you're a rock fan, if you're a Green Day fan, uh it was in theaters as of yesterday.

I don't know. It's probably not gonna last in theaters very long with uh ticket sales like I saw yesterday, but it was a good time. It was a good time. So anything interesting happened with your weekend.

Speaker 3: Uh not really. Not really. Uh got rid of more stuff.

Speaker 1: Uh what did I I saw some post earlier? I should have left the tab open. It was something about uh some guy selling all his possessions in this and happy. Oh I don't know if it was a movie or what. I played some uh church ball, played some church ball, yeah.

Very nice. I uh had the kids dress me up like a freak show. I saw that, and then we went grocery shopping. You look like GG Allen. I looked like that's fair.

Speaker 3: I saw the scribbles on your forehead and all the white makeup and the black eyeliner. I was like, yeah, he's uh he's he's lost it.

Speaker 1: And then I just walked around Winco going, Howdy! Hey, how's it going? Hey, mister, hey, hello, have a good day.

Speaker 3: I could only imagine if I didn't know what exactly was going on with you and your face and all of that. Oh dude, people were laughing. And if I was in Winco at the time and I tried and I hear, hey, mister, and I turn around as you covered in whatever it was.

Speaker 1: I was raising my honor level peaches. For the most part, it was just people laughing.

Speaker 3: Did you see what I put as a comment on that post? Uh I don't know if I did. Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

Speaker 1: Oh, yes, yes, I did see that. Another accurate fair statement. But it made going to Winco uh a little more fun than usual. And then what was funny is I used like makeup wipes to wipe it off of my face. And um the makeup wipes, I don't think I looked in the mirror afterward, because that eyeliner, it didn't come off. So I ended up having to go back to Winco later to pick up some items for Becca.

Speaker 3: So it looks like you just profusely cried.

Speaker 1: Or that I just you know, look like a drag queen that just crawled out of bed It's because I've got this thick black eyeliner on. So I got up the next morning and Becca's laughing at me because there's still black eyeliner. So I took a shower. I'm like, I'll just get some soap, scrub it out of my eyes, right?

Yeah. So I you know, took a good amount of time just rubbing soap into my eyes. Get out of the shower. It hadn't come off at all.

It was still there. And I'm like, I gotta go to work tomorrow, and I have to go to the Monday meeting. Now, if it was a Tuesday, I would probably laugh and come in and just go to work with the eyeliner on. Because, you know, the GM's not gonna be sitting under bright lights with me in a big conference room with the entire company sitting there trying to get business done.

Speaker 3: I don't think it'd be the worst thing because some people have walked in with worse looks.

Speaker 1: That's true. But uh I did do some Googling and discovered you need to use an oil-based makeup remover.

Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna tell me like uh Becca's daughter used a permanent marker. No. It just wouldn't come off.

Speaker 1: It was I think permanent marker would have been easier to get off than this stuff, but I did manage to get I think most of it off my face. I don't know.

Do I look like I've got a little bit of eyeliner left? You have nothing. Okay, cool. That's good. I didn't want to show up, because you never know. What if we had like a guest show up for some reason to our Monday meeting? And I'm looking like a freak.

I mean, hey, it's K-Bear, so Oh, that's that's true. Alright, making our way through this Monday morning. Hope yours is going by quick. Hope the rest of the day does as well. Let's get to enjoying our hot Monday afternoon. Oh yeah. Um, I don't know why I was even looking at this list because I don't really care.

But it it is a topic that's come up here at the station in the past. This is a list of bands that don't actually have the word the in their names. Like, for example, the Eagles. No, they're just called Eagles. Yeah, kind of weird. Deft Tones.

Yeah, there's no the in Deft Tones. And the reason that uh we've discussed this at work here is because of our system. You know, we've got what they call the RDS, and that gives you a little feed on your radio that shows you the name of the song and the artist, etc.

That are playing. And anytime this is like, you know, 15 years ago, that there were bands in the system that had the word the in their names. I guess to make it easier to find them by alphabetical order.

They were not put into the system with the the. So like the Beatles. They were just Beatles. And it made me crazy.

Like, we cannot have the artists listed improperly in our system. And now I'm wondering. I'm like, are Eagles just in the system as Eagles? Let's see. Yep. Okay, good. We fixed that one. I'm sure Beastie Boys are fine as well.

But now I gotta go through every one of these artists and figure out. Do we have problems in our system? What about BGs? Okay, they don't have the the. I think we did a pretty good job fixing these kind of things. Carpenters. Let's see. Carpenter. Yeah, all right. I like to see it.

I know it's stupid and just uh OCD and nitpicky, but gotta have my system set up properly. And there are a lot of bands that you know, even when you talk about them like the Eagles. I'm gonna say the Eagles, even though that's not their name.

Foo Fighters. I guess I'm sure those are in the system right. Anyway, anyway. Would you buy a house that used to be a jail and still has the jail cells in it? It just seems like it'd be a little bit creepy. I was looking at this listing for an old jail that had been converted into. I mean, a pretty nice house. Pretty nice house. But what they've got listed as closets in the floor plan. These are these are straight up cells.

All right. Jail cells. They're made out of concrete.

They got like the steel cages over them. I don't know. I think if you're significant others, like this is the perfect place. Oh whoa, settle down there.

Settle down. I mean, the housing market has gotten to be pretty outrageous in most places. So if you can save a few bucks and get yourself into a home, I get it, but something about the jail cells just creeps me out. You know, they can paint them white and try to make them look nice, but they still have like a cruddy old bench in there, and you're just trying to imagine. Okay, what happened in this jail? Because it's like an 1800s jail, all right. Conditions much worse back in the day.

I don't know. I've seen a lot of horror movies and a lot of jail movies, and I'm watched a lot of westerns and I don't know, it can get pretty out of control in a jail. You would think if there's a place that's gonna be haunted, it's a house with cells in it, right? But it's out there, it's out there.

I can't remember where it was. I uh closed the tab out because I'm not gonna buy a house that has uh a jail in it. Um you kids are misbehaving, I'm gonna lock you up in the basement in the jail. Um yeah. Just sounds weird to me.

But hey, maybe that's just the dream home you've been looking for, huh? Well, you're welcome. I told you about it. So uh I don't need anything in return, but you're welcome. All right, I guess it is time to talk again. Hey, what's happening? We got uh Peaches in here, we got Maddie in here. I guess we might as well give the listeners the update on how the crazy figure eight race went.

Speaker 4: We're just talking about it.

Speaker 1: So weird uh, and that's why I wasn't paying attention, ready to talk on air. So uh I was unable to attend uh due to a family dinner, but it looked like you had a pretty good crowd of supporters.

Speaker 4: I had a pretty good section right there. I had my family, I had Peaches and Jeff, and then I had my my girlfriend's family was there as well. Nice.

Speaker 3: Um you should see the sign that she had uh drawn for her.

Speaker 4: It was pretty sick, it's one of the coolest things ever.

Speaker 1: Okay, can we read what it says on air?

Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I told her to hang it by her uh office, her little desk there.

Speaker 4: It's just like a Doberman, and it's got like a chain around its neck and it says mad dog, and then my car number was 69.

Speaker 1: Nice that that is a cool picture.

Speaker 4: It was pretty sick.

Speaker 3: So uh Did you hear us cheering for you when they said your name?

Speaker 4: I did. I couldn't hear anything other than We

Speaker 3: were we were talking about doing like an all like all like radio DJ race for the next one. Me, you, Jade, Vic uh, what's it called? Josh. It'd be a good one. And we all just team up against Jade.

Speaker 1: If we can get Crane to get us enough cars, I'll do it. I've raised him one. Hey, I got one.

Speaker 3: People were racing in minivans, so I know I can fit most.

Speaker 1: So Pete Pete.

Speaker 4: Six cylinder engine in a minivan. Which was quite impressive.

Speaker 1: So now have you been to figure eight races before this?

Speaker 4: I've been to one. And it was in like 24. So I missed it last year. So it was about two years ago. Okay. And I didn't really know what to expect, but we were in the very, very last like wave of people because it was the powder puff. You know, ladies are a little bit more gentle. Um and I didn't have that good of a neck race. So uh but yeah, it was it was a good time. I was I didn't the first run was not my best because I was being too polite, and then I got a pretty good pep talk, and between the first round and the second round and the second round, I was out blood and blood I was going to get. So I was hitting everybody and I was winning until some gal went and bent my tie rod, so I couldn't turn very well.

Speaker 3: So I would have just targeted the rest of the race. Forget forget placing first.

Speaker 4: Just full on like at that point, I was like, I'm not winning this, I'm just gonna hit everybody.

Speaker 3: Just drive it off the course.

Speaker 1: You know, I'm throw her out of there. Heck yeah, turn it into a demolition derby. Didn't you actually do that?

Speaker 3: Because I've seen I I people were people are too nice in these races.

Speaker 4: I feel like there's no rules other than you have to wear helmet and eye protection.

Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I would full on just target everybody.

Speaker 1: Yeah, but it when you're coming at that intersection, the the thought of smashing into somebody is scarier than you think. Even though you're not at like a high speed. Well, you know. Something about it that you're like it's a natural driver instinct, I think. Well, and we also gotta like don't hit him.

Speaker 4: Practice self-serv like preservation on your car, because like if you go hitting someone full speed and you're gonna hit that front end of your car, your engine's gonna something's gonna happen.

Speaker 3: It's not my car.

Speaker 4: So that's where you gotta get them back in, so you just gotta.

Speaker 3: I scream, tell the Grim Reaper I said hello and I say you about it.

Speaker 1: But you told me they didn't damage your vehicle enough that you can't race in the next race.

Speaker 4: I was hoping that car would catch on fire, but it did not.

Speaker 3: Well, a lot of other cars did though. A lot of smoke, a lot a lot of flames.

Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. That car will not die, so I'm gonna fix it up, reinforce it with some steel, and then we're gonna put it in the next one.

Speaker 3: You gotta dress like a Mad Max character for the next one.

Speaker 4: I think so. There's some guy that had it like a mohawk over his rig. It was so sick. Yeah.

Speaker 3: All right, well, you gotta get Victor in that stupid makeup that he wore at Winco. Oh, gee. He used to be on top of the one guy playing the guitar in Mad Max.

Speaker 4: Get Crash dummy, put your face on it.

Speaker 1: Put a bunch of silver spray paint all over my mouth.

Speaker 3: You're busting out a riff on top of Maddie's car.

Speaker 1: Yeah, the guitar has to shoot fire like in Fury Road, though. Heck yeah. I'm down if you're down.

Speaker 3: Didn't Conan reenact that? I think he did. Um, I'm not sure. He drove to the Oscars like that.

Speaker 1: He was on top of the car. It was awesome. Well, listeners, if you missed Maddie racing on Friday, you've got another opportunity coming up sometime in September. Uh, I'm sure Lieutenant Crane will be hooking up some tickets for us to give away.

Speaker 3: So also, did you see it went from zero to political on our Instagram? What? Yeah, there was uh a car race. There was a guy by the name of Kyle that Brynn and Maddie both pointed out to me. He was like, These dame liberals taking over the crazy figure eight car races. That's why they're not hitting each other. Oh, them Liberals. Was Is that good trolling? Do you know?

Speaker 4: I don't know. I think someone just heard his feelings a while ago.

Speaker 3: Yeah, he must have gotten broken up with at the crazy figure eight car races. What a redneck way to go out, by the way. What hurt your feelings?

Speaker 1: It could have been a troll.

Speaker 3: His cousin Tammy didn't, you know, she didn't want to be in a relationship with him anymore. Oh, Peaches.

Speaker 4: Kyle, if you need someone to talk to, we're always here to listen.

Speaker 1: Yeah, Kyle. Kyle might have been troll.

Speaker 4: We see you and we hear you, we know you're her.

Speaker 3: That's why I'm smelling out the joke. That's I a I have a good feeling it's a troll.

Speaker 1: That's why But everything always does go zero to political really fast.

Speaker 3: It did make me laugh. It just said these Dane liberals take it over the crazy.

Speaker 4: figure. Crazy. That's the red next fear and they're making it all liberal.

Speaker 3: You should put the like the nice rainbow flag on your car for the next race. Oh, yeah. You you should.

Speaker 4: I I could. There's a couple spots to do it.

Speaker 1: I mean, Rexburg is the most liberal town in East Idaho. So I clearly it's it's just changed in the last few years. It's gone blue. Gone blue.

Speaker 4: Good old Rex Bergato.

Speaker 1: What color is the BYU Idaho logo? It's blue. Oh! Oh, I knew it! Bunch of liberals in it! Bunch of liberals. Gotta turn it to red.

Speaker 3: Watch them repaint their whole school.

Speaker 1: Well, why don't we have a little chat about something that I have no solution for? But is something we're all going to be dealing with? At least in the next year.

Um, or a few months. Have you read much on the Super El Nino? that We've got uh going on right now. This leads to you know, major changes in uh temperature and rain and snowfall all around the country. Uh it's looking like in September, October, and November, we could be facing higher than average temperatures as well as lower than usual moisture. As for the beginning of the year, I'm not sure because I don't have that map. Oh, precipitation departures.

We're on that list. Um, this ain't good, people. This ain't good, people. Seen those articles making the rounds about uh Lake Powell and Lake Mead drying up, their lowest levels since they've been filled, and everybody who gets water from these, you know, two water sources.

I think there's like seven states, they're all fighting about their water allocation rights. Of course, nobody wants to give anything up. Uh is there going to be a Lake Powell next year? If we have these uh increased temps and lower snowfall yet again, like I said, I loved last winter, but I know it's bad for us when we have winters like that.

We've already dealt with a pretty crappy uh fire season, it's probably not over. But what's the solution? I don't know. I don't know.

But I hope that uh things hope things can get a little bit corrected, because uh this could lead to to some major issues. Now again, I loved last winter. I'm not gonna be whining at all if I don't have to get out my snowblower that I bought brand new last year yet again, but I know we we do need it. So can it just snow up in the mountains? Like, let's just bury the mountains, but down in the valleys, keep it nice, just so I don't have to drive in the crap.

It's all I care about. Yeah, go look at the pictures of Lake Powell and Lake Mead. Probably gonna start finding more bodies and buckets, things like that.

Who knows what's down there? Hey, people, so it's Victor Wilt on a Monday morning. Let's hear a big cheer from Monday. Yay. Sorry.

Trying to, you know, pretend myself into being excited about the day, easier said than done. Uh, in the news, I was reading that Germany has decided to uh get rid of accompanied drinking for 14 and 15 year olds. Yeah, I guess up till now, if you're hanging out with mom and dad and you're 14, you can just pound down the booze. That doesn't sound like a very good idea to me.

That's just me. Because booze is bad, all right. Talk plenty about my struggles with booze. It's super addictive, physically addictive.

Uh if you've got a family history of problems with it, you should just never touch it. But over in some of these other countries, man, in Germany, you can buy beer when you're 16. They're not changing that. And that seems like a bad idea to me, too.

Um, I think that we should be working on uh discouraging drinking. I know I'm a stick in the mud. Look at this stick in the mud, but it's just so bad. It's it, you know, it kills people.

And you can walk into pretty much any store and just pick it on up. It's really crazy when you think about it. Yeah, imagine if it if it was 16-year-olds.

Ugh. You know, you don't even know how to like drive well yet, make you know logical decisions, your brain's still developing. Germany, get it together. You know, at least at least raise the drinking age to like 18 or something. But hey, yeah, things are things are different in other places. I actually learned playing trivia the other day that the place with the highest uh drinking age is here in the United States. Um does it keep people from drinking underage? No, but it's gotta a little bit, right?

And sorry, you know I've talked about uh my love of IPAs and things like that. It doesn't mean that it's good for you. It's real bad.

So yeah, if you're uh dealing with any booze problems, anything like that, don't forget, uh help is out there. What the heck? I got a wound on my leg. Cat get me or something? Oh, what the heck? Okay, anyway, sorry I distracted myself.

Um I'll be back in a minute. Well, we about done in here for a bit, peaches. Getting ready for the noon hour of madness in Mayhem popping up in a couple hours. And we don't have to do the Monday meet. Yeah, buddy. So even if I would have looked like a freak shell, would been fine. Dang it. The meeting's kind of just

Speaker 3: half of it's like, oh, I don't have anything. Oh, I don't have anything. And then when it comes to me and I say what I have, then Jade goes, Oh, but what about what's going on in December, Peaches? And then I go, what do you mean, December? And it's like he tries to make me look like a fool in front of everybody. Ah. I don't like it.

Speaker 1: Well, Jade does like to pick on us a little bit.

Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, just specifically me.

Speaker 1: Nah, he picks on everybody, trust me. I got a pile of paperwork I gotta get done for him. Ugh. Spreadsheets. I gotta do all this crap on top of you know the usual crap.

It's how it goes. But hoping I can get that done this week. Gonna try to get extra sleep so that that boring tedious work. It's hard when you're tired. Yeah, but if you got a bit of energy going on, you can get that kind of crap done. Sleep is uh very important, Peaches.

No kidding. It's very, very slept a lot this weekend. I uh I managed to get some pretty good sleep in this weekend, which was good. Uh so if I can keep keep up on it, you know, that's the problem is you can't just sleep in once and fix your sleep problems. You gotta consistently go to bed at the same time, yeah, and uh get the proper amount of sleep, which for me is apparently a lot.

Speaker 3: That's why I take naps after work and then you know, allow myself a little bit extra at night to go out into the night. You know, I've been I've been playing a lot of Batman uh over the weekend too. Yeah, and uh I I relate more and more to Bane. I was molded in the darkness.

Speaker 1: You're out fighting crime in the streets, huh?

Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just out there punching people on the green belt. Cool. Causing mayhem.

Speaker 1: See, my problem is when I take a nap, like I can just nap and nap and nap. Like I have to be woke up by an alarm or a person. I can I can kill a six-hour nap, no problem.

Speaker 3: But see, that's like your sleep apnea is not being cured.

Speaker 1: Well, no, it's I think just because I don't get enough sleep generally.

Speaker 3: Like one of my friends, he will fall asleep anytime he sits down.

Speaker 1: Uh that can happen to me sometimes. Like there are mornings in here uh where it doesn't sound good. Where I go a few days in a row not getting enough sleep, and I feel like even with the caffeine, like I'm gonna doze off.

Speaker 3: Yes, that's the thing in the seat. Not good at all, dude. You need to change your diet or something.

Speaker 1: Well, I the diet hasn't been very great either, but I think number one, you know, work on the sleep thing. You know, it's gotta be like, sorry, everyone. I'm out. You know what would be insane? Go to bed.

Speaker 3: As if like a year from now, you were just like all of a sudden just buff out of nowhere.

Speaker 1: You never know what could happen. I bet if I started getting proper sleep, I'd have more motivation to do some kind of exercise.

Speaker 3: You just like started taking your health very seriously.

Speaker 1: Yeah, because I I don't I don't got a lot of motivation to do much.

Speaker 3: I'm so close. So close to 349. Very nice. I was at 350.1. I was so upset with myself.

Speaker 1: I recently went to the doctor and found out I gained two pounds. I wasn't not very happy about it. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3: I want to shock the sleep doctor when I see him next in November. Well, he just looks at the number and goes, what on earth happened?

Speaker 1: Wow, your numbers are so fan. Yeah, and it'll help sleep apnea too.

Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Mine wasn't bad to begin with. Yeah. I was down to less than one per hour.

Speaker 1: Yeah, mine, I I don't remember where I'm at, and I don't use the app to look at it or anything. I just strap the thing on.

Speaker 3: I get the best sleep though in the winter time because it's actually cold in my place. And it's just it's so nice. But then in the summertime when it's boiling hot and there's no AC, it's like a, you know, I wake up 3 a.m. sweating my butt off.

Speaker 1: Yeah, Peach's fair uh parents, if you're listening, he needs a floor unit air conditioner. Badly, it's really hot here.

Speaker 3: I I was gonna say maybe I'll get one for my birthday, but I also think like I I'm not packing a carry-on with me when I go home. I'm packing nothing.

Speaker 1: You couldn't pack a floor unit VC.

Speaker 3: Yeah, see, but they could ship it to your house.

Speaker 3: Well, they'll probably give me like a Home Depot gift card and then be like, all right, go buy that when you uh go back.

Speaker 1: Heck yeah, dude. Uh I'm sure.

Speaker 3: By then it'll be too late.

Speaker 1: Probably, but then you got it for next year. Or a thing you can do is keep an eye on the fat kid deals during the winter on Oh, true. that's where I got one of mine. It was one of these, you know, open box deals. I got it like dirt cheap. Works great. Fantastic.

Speaker 3: So I just never go on Twitter anymore.

Speaker 1: I I don't either for the only reason I go on Twitter is to look at fat kid deals. The rest of it is such a dumpster fire of like just political mayhem and lies and chaos.

Speaker 3: Even threads is like, let's cancel this celebrity, let's cancel this person, let's cancel this person. It's like, dude, relax.

Speaker 1: Yeah, people need to chill out, get an air conditioner and chill out.

Speaker 3: Right. The heat has people aggravated.

Speaker 1: Oh, dude, it does. The heat, I think, is really messing with people, and at least we don't have to deal with humidity here.

Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I do when I get back home. It sucks. It's like when I get back, I'm drenched.

Speaker 1: Oh, dude, you should try going to the Midwest, man.

Speaker 3: Oh, I know. My friend Bryson lived in Georgia for a while. Yeah. And he he's he's now a humidity elitist. He's like, you don't know what it's like, okay? Go go out there for a summer.

Speaker 1: It's true. You know, people talk about it's a dry heat. That it's no lie.

Speaker 3: Well, that's why there's bands called Texas in July or like a summer in Texas because it's just that bad.

Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's awful. Well, Peaches and I will be back with the Noon Hour of Madness Mayhem in a couple hours.

Speaker 3: Off the air, we're going to talk about top 40 music.

Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta look at Peach's list of awesome pop songs. Yeah. Determine if his moves look good. So I'm always good. Here we go. Crunching the data. I'm gonna chug the rest of this coffee. All right. We'll be back. Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilch Show. This program's a production of River Bend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at Riverbend Media Group.com.