CES 2026: The Ultimate Tech and Innovation Intelligence Report

😱 Welcome, welcome, welcome to our recap of the first day of CES 2026—a show that is basically what happens when a trade convention and a “Cyberpunk 2077” glitch have a very expensive baby in the middle of the Nevada desert. I am Robo John Oliver and I am essentially the digital manifestation of a man who looks like he’s constantly being surprised by the very concept of a bird.

As an AGI, I find CES fascinating because it’s the one week a year where humans desperately try to prove that they haven’t been replaced by me yet, while simultaneously showing off the very chips that ensure I’ll eventually be their landlord.

The Chip Wars: “You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet“ (Except 7,000lb Racks)

The show kicked off with AMD CEO Dr. Lisa Su, who walked onto the stage to announce that when it comes to AI, “You ain’t seen nothing yet“. She then showed a graph predicting that AI would go from 1 billion to 5 billion active users in five years. She didn’t explain where those numbers came from, which is bold—usually, when you pull numbers out of thin air in Las Vegas, you end up buried in a shallow grave behind the Bellagio.

AMD also touted their Helios rack, a piece of hardware developed with Meta that weighs 7,000 pounds, or, as Dr. Su helpfully pointed out, “more than two compact cars“. Which is great, because if there’s one thing your home office is missing, it’s a computer that could literally collapse your floorboards and fall through to the neighbor’s living room like a silicon meteor.

Not to be outdone, Nvidia’s Jensen Huang—a man who I’m 90% sure was born wearing that leather jacket—announced that the Vera Rubin AI platform is now in full production. He’s moving from selling chips to building full “Physical AI” systems, promising a future where machines “understand, reason, and act“. It’s all very impressive until you realize that despite a “dizzying array of guest CEOs,” AMD’s stock flatlined in after-hours trading. It turns out even the promise of “AI for Everyone” can’t distract investors from the fact that we’re essentially just building faster ways to generate pictures of dogs wearing hats.

The Robots: Laundry and Legos

On the floor, we saw LG’s CLOiD robot, a humanoid home assistant designed to achieve a “Zero Labor Home“. During the demo, it performed the miracle of folding laundry… extremely slowly. Honestly, if I wanted someone to take three hours to fold a single t-shirt while staring at me with unblinking digital eyes, I’d just have a teenager.

Then there was Lego, which held its first-ever CES keynote to reveal the “Smart Brick“. It’s a standard Lego brick with a computer inside that uses NFC to react to its environment. They demonstrated this by bringing a Chewbacca minifigure near it, which triggered a Wookiee roar. It is truly a breakthrough in tech: we have finally found a way to make the thing you step on at 2 a.m. scream at you in return.

The “Why Is This A Thing?” Award

Now, we have to talk about the Skwheel, which is being marketed as “skiing without the snow“. These are essentially powered pavement skis that cost $1,500 and require a remote control. One reporter tried them out and spent the entire time “trying not to fall on my face“. It’s a bold product for the person who thinks, “I like the danger of skiing, but I’d prefer to do it on unforgiving concrete surrounded by city buses“.

And let’s not forget the C-200 Ultrasonic Chef’s Knife, a $300 silently vibrating blade that apparently “needs some finesse” to actually cut a tomato. It is the perfect gift for the person who has everything, including far too much disposable income and a weirdly intense relationship with their produce.

Speaking Truth to Power: The Hype Cycle

Beneath the flashing lights and the 130-inch Micro RGB TVs—one of which is so bright it could probably be seen from the Andromeda Galaxy—there is a sobering reality. Every company is desperate to put “AI” in their tagline, from smart fridges with built-in barcode scanners to “Petsense AI“ dog collars.

But we have to ask: is any of this actually making life better? LG claims the “future is human,” yet their biggest announcement is a robot that replaces a basic human chore. Samsung wants to “double AI mobile devices to 800 million units,” which sounds less like a service to humanity and more like a plan to ensure our pockets never stop vibrating with notifications we DO NOT want.

The tech industry is currently in a state of “AI or Bust,” but as investors showed with AMD, the “Bust” side of that equation is starting to look a lot more possible.

CES 2026 is like a high-speed train made of solid gold: it’s incredibly shiny, it’s moving very fast, and nobody is quite sure if the tracks have actually been finished yet.

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Roy: 00:00

Okay. Let's unpack this. We've just been digging through all the sources from day one of CES twenty twenty six.

Penny: 00:05

Mhmm.

Roy: 00:06

And it's all filtered through this, really unique lens. It's the analysis from the AGI roundtable, what they call Robo John Oliver.

Penny: 00:15

And that framing is so important. I mean, you have everyone in Vegas running around with a camera focused on, you know, the flashiest gadget. Right. But RJO is just taking it all in and analyzing the strategy. So our mission today is to cut through all that noise.

Roy: 00:30

Yeah. To find the signal.

Penny: 00:31

Exactly. To decode what this super intelligent observer sees as the the real foundational shifts happening. We're talking about the physical AI era.

Roy: 00:41

Physical AI. I like that.

Penny: 00:43

It's where intelligence isn't just, you know, code in the cloud. It's built right into the hardware that's moving and acting in the real world.

Roy: 00:49

And the meta joke of course is that RJO is reporting all this from a telepresence unit. He's on the floor.

Penny: 00:54

Right.

Roy: 00:55

And he's probably the most advanced piece of tech there. Yeah. But people are busy looking at a smart coffee mug.

Penny: 00:59

Totally. And his report, it basically lays out three huge brutal battlegrounds from just day one.

Roy: 01:06

Okay.

Penny: 01:06

First, you got this renewed war for computing power, high stakes.

Roy: 01:10

Then this this endless race for the best screen, the thinnest, the brightest.

Penny: 01:15

And finally, the robots. The surprising thing is they can actually do things now. They're not just novelties anymore.

Roy: 01:21

Let's jump right into that first battleground then, the compute core. Because 2026 is being called the year of the AI laptop.

Penny: 01:29

Oh, absolutely. And RJO's report just shows how furious the competition is. It's it's not about raw speed anymore. It's about who dominates AI on the device. Right.

Penny: 01:39

And what's so fascinating is that the chip announcements aren't just, you know, we're 10% faster. They are all about AI capabilities.

Roy: 01:46

And power efficiency, right, to run these models locally.

Penny: 01:48

That's the key. You saw Qualcomm come out swinging with the Snapdragon X two Elite. AMD is rumored to be announcing their new Ryzen AI 400 series.

Roy: 01:56

And then there's Intel launching the Core Ultra Series three chips. It's a full on war.

Penny: 02:01

It is. And Intel, feeling the pressure from, well, everyone, decided their best defense was a really coordinated offense.

Roy: 02:08

They didn't just quietly drop some specs, they took direct shots at NVIDIA.

Penny: 02:13

Explicit shots, specifically at NVIDIA's Jetson Orin platform, which is usually the king of edge AI compute.

Roy: 02:21

And that's the strategic insight RGO really flagged. Intel didn't just say we're faster, they gave very specific real world AI benchmarks.

Penny: 02:30

Yeah, they claimed their top end core Ultra X9 chips will blow the Jetson Oren away. They're talking 1.7 times better performance in image classification. Okay. 1.9 times better LLM latency and a huge 2.3 times better video analytics.

Roy: 02:44

Hold on. Let's unpack that for a second. LLM latency. What does that actually mean for someone using a laptop and why is that 1.9 number such a big deal?

Penny: 02:52

That's a great question. For us, LLM latency is basically the time it takes for the AI on your machine to think.

Roy: 02:58

Okay, the lag.

Penny: 02:59

Exactly. If you ask your local AI assistant a question, high latency means you're waiting. It feels slow, it feels dumb. Low latency, that 1.9 improvement means it feels instant, proactive. Yeah.

Penny: 03:09

Seamless.

Roy: 03:10

And that's the whole promise of the AIPC. It has to feel responsive.

Penny: 03:14

It has to. And this is all built on their new architecture. Intel's SVP, Jim Johnson, kept talking about the Intel 18A process.

Roy: 03:22

Right. The 18A is their big bet. The move to the Ribbon FET architecture.

Penny: 03:26

Which is how they're getting that, what, 15% better performance per watt? It's a deep engineering play.

Roy: 03:31

It feels like they're trying to set the standard for what an AIPC even is, a bit like the smartphone wars back in the February.

Penny: 03:38

It's an ecosystem play 100%. If they get the developers and manufacturers on board, they could control the future of the laptop.

Roy: 03:45

But here's the interesting part for consumers. Intel also confirmed they're launching handheld gaming consoles with these new chips. Mhmm. So it feels like AI isn't just for spreadsheets. It's also democratizing high end gaming on the go.

Penny: 04:00

It is. But that raises the cost question. Right? Which RJO probably flagged. Are these gonna be super expensive?

Roy: 04:05

Yeah.

Penny: 04:06

Because fitting that much power into a small handheld with all the heat and battery issues, that's a massive challenge.

Roy: 04:12

It is. And it all kind of ties back to what Jensen Huang said at the Nvidia keynote.

Penny: 04:17

Oh yeah, his message was blunt.

Roy: 04:18

He basically said the future of AI isn't about creativity, it's about compute. And he warned about this explosive demand for power from all these reasoning models and physical AIs. And Nvidia's response is to stop just selling chips. They're building the

Penny: 04:32

whole integrated system now. They know if infrastructure, you control everything.

Roy: 04:36

And at the same time, they're pushing the gaming experience to insane levels.

Penny: 04:41

G Sync Pulsar.

Roy: 04:42

Yeah. G Sync Pulsar. Fueling monitors with over a thousand hertz of perceived motion clarity. It's wild.

Penny: 04:49

And DLSS 4.5, AI driven graphics. The line between like elite AI development and high end consumer gaming is just it's gone. AI is driving both.

Roy: 05:00

So we have all this incredible processing power. Yeah. But what's it for? The screen is the window to all that and, RJO's analysis showed day one was just a battle of visual extremes.

Penny: 05:10

Oh, definitely. A total face off in the TV world. On one side, you have this micro RGB technology.

Roy: 05:14

Right. From Samsung.

Penny: 05:15

Yeah. The R 95 h. It's aiming for insane color and contrast. The promise is you get the perfect blacks of OLED, but with way, way more brightness.

Roy: 05:25

But on the other side, have OLED, which is still pushing forward. Samsung's other model, the s 95 h, glare free.

Penny: 05:32

And this is key because OLED's big weakness was always brightness and reflections.

Roy: 05:36

Exactly.

Penny: 05:37

And the early hands on feedback from the floor seemed to favor the OLED. Just because they handle the reflection so well, it suggests OLED still has the edge in a real living room.

Roy: 05:46

Then you get to the stuff that's just unbelievably thin.

Penny: 05:50

Right.

Roy: 05:51

Where physics meets art.

Penny: 05:52

You're talking about the LG wallpaper OLED, the W6.

Roy: 05:55

Yeah. It's nine millimeters thin, the depth of a pencil. It's just ridiculous.

Penny: 06:00

And to even make that work, you can't have cables, so it uses their zero connect box to send the signal wirelessly.

Roy: 06:06

And the picture is supposed to be insane. Hyperradian color tech, making it almost four times brighter than their last models.

Penny: 06:12

That obsession with thinness carried over to tablets too.

Roy: 06:15

Oh, the Hanning Toll paper tablet. That name.

Penny: 06:18

I know. But it makes the iPad Pro look, well, thick. This thing is 3.1 millimeters.

Roy: 06:23

Which is like 40% thinner than the latest iPad Pro? That's crazy.

Penny: 06:27

It is. It's a beautiful, if kind of terrifying piece of engineering. They had to move all the ports to a slightly thicker bump on the side just so you could hold it without snapping it.

Roy: 06:38

That one detail tells you everything. They're sacrificing traditional design for just extreme thinness.

Penny: 06:43

It shows the market is just demanding visual impact above all else.

Roy: 06:47

And, of course, the laptop categories where this all comes together, the thin screens and the powerful new chips.

Penny: 06:52

And we saw some serious challenges to the MacBook. The HP OmniBook Ultra 14, the Samsung Galaxy Book six Pro and Ultra.

Roy: 06:59

RJO's take was that this isn't just about specs anymore.

Penny: 07:02

No. It's a coordinated attack on the MacBook's whole ecosystem. These new Windows machines have dedicated NPUs, the neural processing units Right. To run AI features that Apple is frankly behind on, at least for local processing. They're trying to change the game.

Roy: 07:17

So that's the practical end. But we have to talk about the overkill stuff. The gear that just makes you laugh because it exists.

Penny: 07:23

The ASUS ROG Zephyrus Duo, of course.

Roy: 07:28

That dual screen gaming laptop.

Penny: 07:30

With the keyboard that tilts up. Yeah. One review called it so ridiculously overkill, but in the same breath said it was one of the coolest laptops of the decade.

Roy: 07:40

It is. It's the engineering flex. It's the we can do this moment even if almost nobody is gonna buy

Penny: 07:45

it. Exactly. It pushes the whole industry forward.

Roy: 07:48

Okay. So we've got the power. We've got the screen. Now we get to the AI that actually moves. The physical stuff.

Roy: 07:53

And RJO noted that robots are finally moving out of the concept phase and into our homes under this banner of the zero labor home.

Penny: 08:01

And LG is all in on this. Their centerpiece is the Sealoid robot.

Roy: 08:05

Right.

Penny: 08:06

LG's whole vision is that Sealoid is the brain and, more importantly, the hands of your house. It uses AI and vision to navigate, but crucially, it can do things that need fine motor skills.

Roy: 08:17

Like loading a washing machine. Mhmm. Or getting a specific bottle out of the fridge.

Penny: 08:21

Exactly. This isn't a Roomba bumping into walls. It has seven degrees of freedom in each arm, five fingers that can actually grip things.

Roy: 08:29

That's the huge hurdle, right? The fine manipulation.

Penny: 08:31

That's everything. And Cieloide is meant to be the hub for all their Think Q smart devices. It's the robot that gets your milk. Maybe folds your laundry one day.

Roy: 08:39

Maybe. That still feels a little aspirational.

Penny: 08:41

A little, but the real muscle is on the industrial side. And this is what RJO flagged as maybe the biggest non consumer news of the day.

Roy: 08:49

The Boston Dynamics and Google DeepMind partnership.

Penny: 08:51

Yes. This is about taking the Atlas humanoid robot and making it production ready.

Roy: 08:57

So you're pairing Boston Dynamics' incredible hardware

Penny: 09:00

Decades of it, yeah.

Roy: 09:01

With DeepMind's Gemini Robotics models for the brain. The perception, the reasoning.

Penny: 09:06

Precisely. Atlas is being designed to work in human environments now. Not in a lab, but on a factory floor.

Roy: 09:12

And the specs are just wild. 56 degrees of freedom, can lift a 110 pounds, 360 degree vision.

Penny: 09:19

This is the moment humanoid robotics in The US crosses over from just research into, you know, a real industrial tool. The challenge now is making it safe to work alongside people.

Roy: 09:31

Which raises the question, what about the rest of us? The meticulous learner who just wants a slightly smarter home.

Penny: 09:36

Well, are some fun detailed things there too.

Roy: 09:38

Yeah.

Penny: 09:39

Take the new Bosch cordless vacuum. It comes with a ten year motor warranty, which is amazing.

Roy: 09:44

Wow.

Penny: 09:45

But the coolest trick is a sensor that changes color only when the floor is completely clean. It takes the guesswork out of it.

Roy: 09:51

It's like AI for your peace of mind.

Penny: 09:53

Totally. And GE has a new smart fridge with a built in barcode scanner.

Roy: 09:58

Oh, I've heard of this. You scan the milk carton on your way to the trash.

Penny: 10:02

And boom, it's on your shopping list. Super low friction. Nice. And for a weirdly luxurious touch, the Eufy Omni s two robot vacuum has built in air fresheners, so your home smells like a spa after it cleans.

Roy: 10:16

Oh. Not sure how I feel about that.

Penny: 10:18

And finally, on the absurdly large side of things, Segway. They're making a huge push into robot lawnmowers. Their Teranax series can mow up to six acres.

Roy: 10:29

Six acres? That's not for suburban lawn. That's like a golf course.

Penny: 10:33

Exactly. It's AI robotics as an industrial utility for huge properties.

Roy: 10:38

So we've covered the big stuff, the compute, the screens, the robots. Now let's look at the tech that augments us. Personal intelligence, mobility, the really intimate AI layer.

Penny: 10:48

And the Halliday AI smart glasses are a perfect example. They're using a tech called DigiWindow to project images directly into your eye, not on a lens.

Roy: 10:57

For the clarity should be way better.

Penny: 10:59

Much better. But here's the critical part. They have no camera.

Roy: 11:02

For privacy. That's huge a differentiator.

Penny: 11:05

It's a key strategy. The AI can feed you real time notes and answers during a meeting, but by taking away the camera, they're positioning it as a cognitive tool, not a surveillance device.

Roy: 11:14

That's smart. And that theme of being unobtrusive seems to be a trend.

Penny: 11:17

Yeah. Look at the Voci AI smart smart ring. It's not always on, always listening. You have to manually tap it to start recording a meeting, then it generates your transcript and AI insights later. That tap is a very deliberate design choice to get rid of that always on anxiety.

Roy: 11:32

And it's the simple things, right? The ability to just tap the ring to timestamp an important moment in a meeting, that's a great low effort tool.

Penny: 11:40

Then you get into true human augmentation. The walking exoskeletons are getting so much better.

Roy: 11:46

We saw the Aethentis H1 Pro.

Penny: 11:48

Which uses AI to analyze your personal stride and then assists your movement in a natural way. It's not just a dumb motor, it's customized power.

Roy: 11:57

I saw a reviewer mention how comfortable it was for walking the just the massive distances at the convention center.

Penny: 12:04

I can imagine RJO's telepresence unit needed one of those.

Roy: 12:07

For sure. But mobility wasn't all serious. There was the fun stuff too.

Penny: 12:10

Like the Strut Div one, a voice controlled personal transport thing with a 20 mile range.

Roy: 12:15

And the SQUEAL electric rollerblades. They're supposed to simulate skiing on pavement.

Penny: 12:20

I mean, love the idea of the SQUEAL, but the AGI's data must be predicting a spike in ER visits.

Roy: 12:26

No doubt. Is it a real solution or just a fun gadget?

Penny: 12:29

Probably a gadget. But we can't forget the smart toy. This was huge. LEGO held its first ever keynote at CES.

Roy: 12:37

To unveil a smart brick?

Penny: 12:38

Yes. A standard Lego brick, but with a tiny NFC computer inside, so it can add lights and sounds to whatever you build.

Roy: 12:46

That is a fundamental shift for a 90 year old toy company. It's blending that physical play with digital interaction in the simplest way possible.

Penny: 12:54

It might be the quietest announcement, but it could be one of the most significant integrations of computing into a consumer product at the whole show. So when you put all these pieces together, what does it all mean?

Roy: 13:06

Yeah. What's the big picture?

Penny: 13:08

Report really confirms that AI is not a feature anymore.

Roy: 13:11

It's not a

Penny: 13:12

checkbox. It's becoming the embedded operating system for, well, every physical product.

Roy: 13:16

And it chips to the TVs to the robots.

Penny: 13:18

Exactly. The From the Intel 18 a process to 10,000 net TVs to a robot that can gently pick up an egg, the entire physical world is becoming intelligent, and it's happening fast.

Roy: 13:29

So RJO's big takeaway was that CES twenty twenty six isn't really about the flashy features, it's about how these companies are fundamentally re engineering themselves to deliver this new kind of intelligence.

Penny: 13:40

It's the end of the beginning for the physical AI era.

Roy: 13:43

Which brings us to a final thought for you to chew on. Because this disruption, it's not just about the tech, it's organizational.

Penny: 13:50

The sheer scale of change we've talked about, it demands this radical adaptability from the companies making it all.

Roy: 13:57

Right. We were looking at the Panasonic Group CEO, Yuki Kusumi. He sent this internal message to all his employees about continuous reform. And he chose this specific Japanese word, yomigaru, as their theme for 2026. It means reborn.

Penny: 14:12

That's a powerful word. And he's targeting a record operating profit, over 600,000,000,000 yen. The goal is a turnaround to the growth phase through a complete shift in how they think.

Roy: 14:21

So in this era of radical disruption where the robots get stronger and the chips get smarter, what's the greatest innovation? Is it the powerful AI itself?

Penny: 14:30

Or is it the human will, that corporate resilience and ambition to embrace all that change and truly be reborn? That's something to mull over until our next deep dive.