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Smuggled into a city they burned, hidden under funeral tarps and a procession of the dead. A cursed list of airship names, an Isocoran war machine, a coring charge through a secret door — and the Hegemon himself on the other side, smiling like he expected them.
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What is Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration?
Five adventurers try to survive in this comedy filled Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG campaign within the grim dark world of Tyne. Follow the show, get custom TTRPG content, and more at https://narrativedeclaration.com
Riley!
No.
You're back!
No, not again.
Yeah!
Woo!
Trust me, bro, that screams of despair you're hearing.
It's true.
Find out in comic book number 315, The Clown Wars Part 77.
If people are invisible, wouldn't detect magic?
Detect the invisibility?
I hate players like you.
Take away a hero point.
No!
Are you all ready to play some Rock Ride, baby?
Yay!
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Good noises, everybody.
Chat!
Oh, gosh.
Oh, God.
Listeners, give yourself a hero point.
It's like, didn't you give Tannehouser a hero point?
Who got a hero point?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tannehouser got a hero point.
I finally get to start a session with a hero point.
Wow.
Yeah, yeah.
Because the default one you all get.
Well, no, not the last two sessions.
Well, that's true.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
Don't cross me.
We haven't officially started the session yet.
Okay, God.
Sorry.
That's right.
In the future, imagine a boot on a Hulkie's neck.
Again and again and again.
Again and again.
Again and again.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to another exciting episode of Rock Grind.
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I also got another teaser for, actually, there's one of them.
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It's one where Rahua is abandoning Tannhauser to his death.
But the artist got for the color.
It doesn't make sense because you can't get that context.
So it's actually Veena being abandoned to her death.
As per usual.
That's more on brand, I have to say.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So regardless, thank you all so much for the support over there.
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Starting off with Odo Roshi.
Hi. Hello. It's me.
I'm Odo.
I will bring you today Veena, the sylph swashbuckler, the most sober character in the entire setting.
The swash-swingling buckler.
Yeah, it's so true.
Swashbuckler.
Swashbuckler.
Swashbuckler.
One who also swashes is Hulky Crow.
That's me. I'm Hulky Crow.
And as always, I'll be...
Thanks.
Thanks for taking that.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
I'm gonna fucking get you, dog.
I'm gonna...
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get my big, grubby hands on you.
I'm gonna crush you to a ball and dunk you for...
Wait, that's not a three-point shot.
It's not a dunk.
I'm gonna dunk you because I don't know how to play basketball.
Hello, I'm playing Rahua, the Kaurasu cleric.
Then, one who also knows who he is is Speaker D.
Hi, I'm Speaker D.
Today, I'm playing Tan Houser, the android wizard.
And today, I also ate half a jar of kimchi.
So, we'll see if that kills me before the session ends.
You roll a die at home to see if he survives or not.
That's right.
It's Erndel!
Erndel, shake his body.
Erndel?
Killed him.
Erndel.
Oh, sorry.
I had muted because I was typing to someone.
My bad.
I am surviving.
My bad.
It's okay.
I'm playing Baldrick Weathers, the human alchemist.
And I'm gonna survive despite their best efforts.
Damn.
Erndel, after not surviving.
Yeah.
I hate you.
I know.
And of course, we have our illustrious game master, Thirsten of Hillmans.
Hello, it's me.
Hi.
I'm excited for today and playing games with all of my friends.
And speaking of friends, I'm Zoran.
I'm Zoran the wizard.
I'm playing Orin, the Strix Summoner.
And just as a reminder, we're all level 10 using the Pathfinder second edition remastered
rules.
And of course, we are excited to continue with our fourth and last season of Rock.
All right.
Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip.
Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip.
I do believe last time we left off, if I have my memory correct after, you know, bashing my head against a wall all week, I believe we basically left off.
We basically last left off on, do you want to do a recap?
Do you want to do it?
Or do you want me to do it?
What do you want to do?
Wow, wow, wow.
How do you want to do this?
How do you want to do this?
Well, you know, if you make me do it, you're not getting a hero point.
Are we still doing that?
Do we still want to do that system?
Did someone just recap to get a hero point?
You guys want to do that system?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Because I remember last time I had entire group of people say, we fucking hate recapping Zoran.
Don't make us do this again.
I'm like, okay.
Well, look, I'll recap.
It's just if someone wants to jump on the grenade and get a hero point.
Yeah.
Who wants a hero point?
Yeah.
Um, what was that?
I'm pouring my glass of whiskey right now.
This is where I'm like, like, and it's double trouble because if Hulky doesn't, doesn't man up and do the recap, I'm just going to subtract a hero point.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Oh my God.
Hulky, you have been.
I come onto this stream.
I come in early, earlier than the last time.
I yuck it up.
I talk about civilian casualties.
Oh, you mean on time?
Actually, you were right, by the way.
You have chosen?
You didn't show up 30 minutes before.
It was still earlier than the last time.
I was cognizant of the fact that I had to be here early and I showed up early.
So we get done.
Shut up.
You're fighting.
I come in.
I get subjected to milfua.
I get subjected to toxic yaoi.
I have been transgressed and violated.
Let's rock.
You're having me through the recap with that.
Yes.
After milfua.
Yeah.
Keep going.
I want more.
Last time.
I'm not going to get all this correct.
So I'll take.
I'll.
I'll.
That makes it better.
The last time.
Yeah.
Last time on rock grind, the party fought a big creature in the swamp, a rot beast,
except it was phase two of a large encounter.
The faded phase two that we knew was going to happen eventually in something.
And then we did pretty good at killing that.
We didn't die, which is really honestly a good start for the new season.
We went back to Zalzap's place.
We reconvened with our party.
We had a little bit of conversation.
I've fallen off the boat here.
I am.
I am not.
We turned to the village.
Not sober enough for this.
We returned to the village.
We talked about some things.
All right.
Then we all decided that we should probably.
We talked to Vantor.
We resolved to go back to Outset to get an airship.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm missing something else.
That we decided.
Talk to T'hokis.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're going to go back to T'hokis.
We decided not go back to the cavern where we know our Victrix and stuff went because
it would take way too long with the journey that we need to do.
We need to hurry up with our journey.
And we decided to travel to the land of Outset and try to find some of the help smuggle us
in.
But the way to do that is there's the great march with a whole bunch of undead.
Yes.
Basically bringing back a whole bunch of ore and stuff.
We're going to try to slide in via that.
If that is it, Thirsten, sorry if we forgot any more details.
We're bad players.
Also, all caps, Oren is dying.
Oh, yeah.
Oren's confident.
No.
This isn't about him.
Yeah.
It's not about him.
That's a group.
Rahura, get a hero point.
Thank you, God.
Yay!
Rahura gets a hero point.
Your name is Patric Christi Jesus.
You can do that way too well.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Yeah, good job.
Get a hero point.
What do you want?
Get a hero point.
You can't allocate hero points.
You can't do this.
I control the button.
I control the life.
Let's just imagine you two going back and forth holding the hero point button.
It has the big hero point on it.
It's like a classic remote.
He's like, no, get it back.
It's mine.
It's mine.
It's mine.
Oh, this art is so pretty.
Yeah.
Salty did it.
I could tell it was Salto.
Yeah, that is a salty art if I've ever seen one.
Salty is good at art and this is good.
And this is great.
Yes.
I agree with that statement.
This lovely vista of the outer wall of the great city of Outset rising above the swamps
of the solitude.
This is again just beautiful, beautiful vista is not one you see.
All of you are in darkness as you are huddled together under a tarp.
The rolling of wheels crushing over gravel and dirt and stone and countless other substances you can't even tell carries you along.
You know that you have inserted yourself into the vast, vast progression or procession of undead that march both to and from the city of Outset.
They're carts, caravans, even sometimes just arms laden with precious stones and minerals.
As you are brought back to the city of Outset.
However, you are still some time away, leaving you in abject darkness.
What kind of conversation is the party having under the tarp?
Baldrick's keeping quiet.
How sneaky do we actually have to be?
Can any of them hear us?
We're trying to get past guards and we don't know where those guards are.
So it would be ideal if we avoided yodeling or screaming or doing anything else especially loud.
Rahua, do you have any threes?
No, go fish.
Damn.
In pitch black throw away what I assume is not a three.
So you're telling me if we can't be super loud, I can't lay down a fat beat for my new single?
Well, of course you can do that.
Just be quiet.
Okay.
Soundcloud doesn't exist in this universe.
What the hell are you talking about?
Rahua's doing a fat beat and we're playing go fish.
I think, I assume these are cards.
Oh, those are my feathers actually.
Uh, hey Thurston.
Yes.
Time for mainly myself on this.
Can I just, do I, can I make like a, a sneak check just to ensure that I am not detectable and we're not.
Like, like, like just like, like, like, I don't know, like recoil further up to the tarp than everyone else.
I'm doing that because I'm also wanting to, I'm wanting to make use of foil senses as a feat.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like these guys are all going to get noticed if that comes to it, but I want to make sure I don't get seen at least.
Yeah.
Do you want to tell people what foil senses does?
Absolutely.
Foil senses is a, uh, level 10, uh, feat that you can get.
And it makes you adept at foiling creatures, special, special senses, and, and you are cautious enough to safeguard against them at all times.
Whenever you use the avoid notice, hide or sneak actions, you are always considered to be taking precautions against special senses.
Meaning if they have something magical, I'm already thinking about it and don't get a penalty to it.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
All right.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
Cool.
and I roll and get a handsome 25, even if I rolled on a five.
Yeah.
You're, you're, you're hiding well and back in fact, you've probably like found a secondary
Tarp that you've snuck under in this sort of carriage that's taking you around.
Allowing you still to, to hear, but not like be associated with your companions.
Should anything go wrong?
Yeah.
If they get discovered, I can spring from the shadows and blow everything, including them up making
happy. Shit, did we lose
Baldrick? Somebody check to see
if he fell out the back. Where is he?
Baldrick! Where are you?
Ted has it! Shut up!
He starts stuffing, like,
dirt and feathers in his mouth, or in his
talking apparatus. Where did
you get that?
He always has dirt on him.
What do you mean? I'm always dirty.
He's a dirty little rotten sewage man.
I haven't had a bath
in this swamp. Don't say that about him.
It's been so long now the water's
clean. He's just covered
in detritus worms. He just looks like that
one, like, horrible image of
Spongebob looking up at Squidward.
Vina's response was
very, very wonderful. It's like, don't say
that about him.
No, no, I say it affectionately, affectionately.
He's a dirty little rotten sewage boy.
That's very funny.
Who? Where?
There's a voice in the tarp
with you.
I've got my gun out.
Or gopher turns.
Yeah, I'll pull out
the gun.
So none of you
have dark vision, and Gorgamonger's
under a different tarp, so the
senses don't quite work for
Aura's outline.
I'll do some Gorgamonger, just for
stuff purposes.
Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect.
So yeah, so none of you have
dark vision, so you can't quite see
anything under the tarp.
Who the fuck are you?
Well, I have dark vision.
How's your best friend?
Orin does have dark vision.
Oh, does he?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
So yeah, you would look over, and
you see the figure that is snuck
into the tarp with you.
The recognizable raccoon face.
Orin looks at him, because no one
else can see him, but you just
hear...
All right, what's the matter?
Are you okay?
Choking again?
Is your age catching up to you?
Yeah, I mean...
It is an upright raccoon who has
four arms covered in blood,
wearing a, like, apron schmock also
covered in blood.
And two of them, which it's, like,
two of the arms hold a bloody long
hacksaw, which it's kind of dragged
in with it.
Somehow you didn't hear any of that
sound as it occurred.
How the hell did you manage to sneak
in here, stopping wet, carrying a
hacksaw?
Well, because my friend's in here.
Is that what we're calling it now?
That doesn't make any sense.
Right until we get to the parking lot.
Oh, oh, I forgot.
Oh, you have to fight in the parking lot.
Oh, I do have to fight in the parking lot.
Can we do that later?
That's okay, Rahua.
I think you got this.
Wait, I don't want this guy
following us around.
Maybe we should just go to the
parking lot first.
I don't know if he's going to leave us
if we don't go to the parking lot first.
Are you going to leave us if we go
and do whatever we need to do first?
Oh, I'm just here to remind you
that I'm around.
Don't want you to forget about
your best friend and our date
with Destiny together.
Oh, how could I forget about
our date with Destiny together?
How could I ever forget about you,
Racky?
You're going to take him on a date?
No, I'm going to have
a wonderful talk with him.
The talk is going to be
in the form of violence.
Is that actually his name?
I've had dates that go like that.
It's Racky the Racksaw.
That's his name.
Really?
Yes, he said as much.
Oh.
He said that like three arcs ago.
Orin just leaves with that.
I thought you were saying
Orin just leaves.
Just disappears from the campaign.
That sad Hulk walking away music.
Sad Rahua walking away.
His big ass.
The camera on the stick
and the stick of the sack.
He's just kicking rock.
That's Jurassic Park.
A lot of songs start the same way.
No, no.
It's Jurassic Park.
You see the size of those
stumpy dumpies?
Those flapper bloppers.
It's supposed to be sad,
but instead it's
A pterodactyl takes Orin away.
No, Orin, no.
You are so young.
It's beautiful.
Anyway, the Burger Factory is here.
Sorry, we're both falling real quick.
What were you saying?
I was just saying
I just wanted to talk to my
friend Rahua.
How are you doing, friend?
I'm invading a city
which I may or may not be wanted
but they can't recognize me.
I almost died again
like watching my friends die
and
I don't have time for you.
I'm sorry.
And Rahua puts his hand
on Raki's shoulder.
I'm sorry, friend.
I don't think it's going to work out.
Yeah, you're not ready
to fight me yet.
I'd curb stomp you
like little twig that you are.
But you'll get there.
Rahua, are you going to take that?
Can I recall knowledge
to see what his health is?
Yes, you can.
I would like to recall knowledge.
Yeah, you can give
you can give me a recall knowledge.
Yes, please.
Go ahead.
He's got like six HP.
He just talked to me.
Nature.
Nature is what you want to make.
How bad could it be?
He's not like it's tree razor
or anything.
Tree razor?
Tree razor?
That's a 27.
Blasted turn wielder
of the black axe.
27?
Oh, not this guy again.
All right.
So that is enough.
You know what?
One sec.
One sec.
I'm going to.
I'm going to.
You can fourth wall.
I'm fourth wall.
Based on his level,
you would know that an entity
with this level of power
has anywhere from 200 to 350 hip.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Tanhauser, I'm not going to lie.
I think he might just cut me into pieces
and kill me right now.
One of the one of the hands
pats your head.
That's right.
But you're going to get there, friend.
And we're going to have such a good time.
That's why I brought you a gift.
His hand reaches under the bloody schmock.
Oh.
And pulls out something
that has like a strange glow
in the confines of the space.
The glow is like an unlight
that simply just illuminates
the object he holds,
which is surrounded
by tendrils of darkness.
You forgot this.
Oh.
Hands out the skull,
the platyparian skull,
like in miniature
of the vast rot beast
that you slew.
I didn't realize
we got an essence from this.
Did we just not find it?
We just didn't.
We didn't search the body.
I mean, we're searching.
We're searching.
We just, I guess
we failed to find it.
I do have in my notes.
Or I didn't have the asset
because I forgot to write.
I was trying to cover that for you.
Thurston, we were ready
to take the fall for you.
I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know.
I know, I know.
It was my fault.
I stand on my own,
but we have, you know.
I do have written in my notes
in all capitals.
Don't forget about
the other two objects
we have to identify.
Yeah, those are just lines.
Yeah.
I would like to identify this
essence of the Raffaids.
Are I allowed you to just know?
You can tell that
identifying this would
take some time
in an area
that's not underneath
the tarp.
Understandable.
Tannhauser!
What?
Can you do object whispers
on this?
Why, I, of course I can.
Object whispers
is one of my
greatest specialized spells.
Even though it's not
on my new character sheet.
Oh, shit!
Object whispers!
Robo will look at Tannhauser like,
Oh, you're not going to be
any help at all then.
I thought you were object whisperer,
but I guess you're just a bitch.
Oh!
Damn!
Now Tannhauser's about to
take him to the parking lot.
He took him to the parking lot!
The man's bleeding!
Tannhauser!
Tannhauser is sitting
under his tarp
just listening to all this unfold
and he is just quietly
getting to enjoy
the fact that these guys
are already destroying
each other without him.
Well, that really hurt
my feelings, Ruhu.
I hope you feel big.
I am.
Statistically, I'm larger than you.
I'm gonna kick your ass!
I'm straggling him like Homer.
You can't choke me!
I'm a tree!
Oh, that won't stop me
from trying.
You will certainly try,
little man.
Rahul starts slapping his head
silly because he's not
actually trying to kill
Tannhauser.
Stop!
You can just talk to her.
You don't have to whisper at it.
I suppose that's true.
That's true.
He has a point.
Tannhauser?
Rahul put out his hand
under the tarp.
I'm sorry.
I accept your apology
and I believe that moving forward
our friendship shall be
strengthened by this.
I'm sorry you don't have
the ability to cast
Object Whistures anymore
and makes you less of a person.
Hmm.
That's very interesting.
I cast
Corrosive Maka Diplom.
Holy shit!
Interesting motivation, Dom.
You okay there, Bossy?
My mic just flipped
out of its stand.
I was going to say
I'm going to get closer
to the mic
but I guess it
tried to do that for you
because you were at
half the fucking volume
you were supposed to be.
The mic was escaping.
The mic just ran
the hell away from me.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I have a question
that isn't a hell in my mind.
Can I cast
Object Whistures deal?
Is that a wizard spell?
Yeah.
Is that a spell
that you took
on your character
as part of your rebuild
Tannhauser Speaker D?
I don't think it was.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So I see some
I see some spells.
I'm just going to assume
that you meant
to take that
instead of read aura.
Actually, I get read aura
I believe.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So you'll have to give up
one of your
Oh, I see.
I see your Blastie
and two defenses
character options here.
You might have to give up
one of your Blastie options.
That's understandable.
Um.
Yeah.
Okay.
As a wizard
you would learn
the spell.
Yeah.
I mean, I would have it.
Yeah.
Actually, I just don't have it.
You could swap it out.
Yeah.
I'll let you have it prepared.
You have it in your spell book.
Yeah.
Yay.
Sure.
Sure.
When you do the wizard thing
you have changed
into the spell slot thing.
So you're good.
Yeah.
Great.
Okay.
Great.
Object Whispers.
I'm going to cast
Object Whispers.
Okay, so you tap
into the arcane
in order to
to read the essence.
For those of you
who don't know
Object Whispers
is a spell
that is a
Recrine specific spell
that is a
first
well it's a
it's a cantrip
and you place
your hand
on a sensitively
charged object
which you can tell
this is sensitively
charged
to learn
a piece of
information
imbued
the object
as determined
by GM
This lets me write
Dark Souls item
descriptions for
everything.
Nice.
The skull of the
Great Rotbeast
Outside the confines
of reality
exists a multitude
multitude of truths
The truth of this
creature exists
only on time
Yeah, Roshi
deep
It's very deep
You should be scared
Roshi, why the hell
are you in the
You're not supposed to
be
Give me a second
He's not supposed to
be here
He wanted to know
about the essence
of the Rotbeast
Yeah
Oh, baby
He wanted to know
He wanted to know
I see
Um, taking a look
at this
what would I need
to roll
to know what
effect the essence
would have
So like
I just
said to
Hulkster
this is gonna
take time
and it's not
something you're
gonna be able
to do under
a tarp
but it would
be like
identifying
a magic item
so it would
be something
that you would
do like
Arcana on
or
or a cultism
would be
you know
This would be
worth studying
I suppose
that we owe
you a begrudging
thanks
I'm just here
to help
Alright
I'll let you
go back
to your
tarp
time
together
But don't
worry
Rahua
Like starts
to slink
out from
under the
tarp
I'll be
waiting
Bye
Gone
Why does
he keep
calling himself
my best
friend
I don't
like him
at all
I think
it's like
an ironic
thing
The point
is
some people
believe
one's nemesis
is the
closest thing
to a
friend
one can
have
They know
one another
intimately
a foe
and his
arch foe
Maybe he's
parasocial
That just
sounds like
Toxic
Yowie
Stop saying
shit
What is
that?
Says the
other
burlap
sag
Hey
It was
so potent
he had
to take
Greek
stealth
very very
momentarily
to tell
Rahua
to lock
in
Hey
Thirst
Throne
Hailman
I am
going to
do something
I am
going to
cast
time
sense
which is
I get
for being
a time
mage
and
I would
very much
like to
know
if possible
about
how long
is it
until we
actually
reach
like
the gates
of outset
and need
to like
enforce
being quiet
Probably
got like
another
40 minutes
Alright
I figure
we have
about
40 minutes
before we
need to
actually
be in
stealth
mode
until
then
does
anything
have
anyone
anyone
have
anything
hilarious
to say
Oh
40 minutes
that's
just
enough
time
for a
nap
I don't
have
anything
else
funnier
to say
I think
I got
all my
energies
out
I'm
feeling
kind of
aggressive
today
I noticed
that
Rahua
could it
be on
account
of the
fact
that you
feel
like
you
don't
have
control
of
your
life
I
haven't
been
in
control
of
my
life
for
my
entire
existence
well
let's
do a
thought
exercise
if you
had
complete
control
of
your
life
what
would
you
be
doing
right
now
I don't
know
I never
thought I'd get this far
well ruminate
on that
because very
soon
we shall
have an
airship
and yes
there will be
obligations
that we
must
fulfill
but that
doesn't
mean that
we can't
also
actualize
ourselves
an
actualized
revolutionary
is a
powerful
and
fearsome
revolutionary
well
well we got
some time
where are we
going to call
the airship
when we
get it
I think
that should
go to
Fino
from the
other
tarp
who said
that
Baldrick
it's mere
conscience
listen to it
for once
yeah
Miss
Vina
once we
get your
airship
what are you
going to
call it
oh god
I don't
know I
honestly didn't
think I'd
live this
long
well you
did
shame
no
I don't
know
we'll figure
that out when
we get there
and see what
it looks
like
okay
Oren
yeah
if you
could choose
what to
name the
airship
what would
you choose
Harry
McAirface
all right
so Oren
can't name
the airship
Ruhua what
about you
hmm
I'm thinking
the
air
narky
that seems
like fun
word play
the air
narky
all right
that's
something I'll
work on it
honey
what about
you what would
you name
it
you have
already asked
me this
question
all right
fine
ask again
later
so far
anarchy
has it
and I
vote for
something
something
strong
something
impervious
something
that would
be a charm
against
misfortune
I say
let's name
it the
Titanic
yeah that
sounds like
nothing will
go wrong
hell yeah
unsinkable
indestructible
name
I think
you're cooking
with that one
Tanhauser
Thurston
can I roll
a society
to see if
that name
has any
like tragic
associations
with maritime
law
please
please
please
make a
recall
knowledge
about the
fate of
the naval
vessel
known as
the
Titanic
on the
world
of
Tyne
remind me
what a
recall
knowledge
roll is
please
yeah it's
just a
society
check
just a
lovely
society
check
one of
your
elf
moms
uh
well a
28 let
me know
anything
a 28
a 28
is enough
for you
to weave
whatever
yarn
you want
to weave
Erndale
please
regale
the class
about
Tyne's
Titanic
Tanhauser
Tanhauser
down here
a second
yes yes
what is it
to the
other
Tanhauser
leans in
very close
and he
can you
you can't
see his
face changing
at all
but Baldrick
is relaying
to him
the tale
of uh
the airship
Titanic
and the
horrific
tragedy that
was associated
with that
oh my god
how did
they hit
an iceberg
in the
air
yeah I
know
it's
we probably
should avoid
calling it
that because
every ship
that tried
to save it
from that
airborne
iceberg
also exploded
so we
probably
shouldn't
do that
and that
bit with
the door
there was
definitely
more room
on the
door
I don't know
how they
survived the
fall on
that door
but honestly
I know
better than
to ask
questions
all right
fine
I'll choose
a better
fortune's
name
how about
uh
uh
yes yes
I know
how about
the Salem
Express
Thurston can I
roll a society
to say
will a
22 let
me know
if that
name is
a soap
it's not
it's not
it's not
quite good
enough for
you to
identify the
Salem Express
on time
okay that's
fine
unless you'd
like to
spend
I only
have the
one I
don't think
that's a
what no
I have
to I
have to
avoid our
imminent
unlucky
demise
will a
24 make
it successful
well it
would also
be plus
10 so a
yeah it
came up
as 24
evil
machine
yeah
wrong
yeah so
so yeah
so that
is enough
for you
to once
again
Erndel
please
regale
us
the tarp
will lean
up towards
Tannhauser
again and
Tannhauser
will hear
that one's
actually worse
you don't
want that
one either
oh
god
all right
hold on
let me just
scroll down
the list
of maritime
disasters
Wikipedia
page
all right
how about
the general
slocum
another
roll
how's a
36 is
not only
enough for
you to
to have
another story
which I
will make
you regale
to the
class
this story
is so
so utterly
horrifying
that Tannhauser
refuses to
come up with
future name
suggestions
after you
regale this
tale
please please
save me
here in
deltly
oh
okay so
Tannhauser
I hate to
do this
again because
you're on a
roll here and
just happening
to name
aeronautical
tragedies but
the general
slocum was
the first
only and
last
airborne
orphanage
all right
I think
we'll just
name it
bird face
magic rock
is that a
good name
whoa
whoa
crossover
episode
the outcome
cannot be
predicted
bat the
target
to your
orphanage
hey
hey
first
and below
31 tell
me if
Bodium
make boat
faces
and a
second
please
it was
actually
first called
the unsinkable
that it got
named
all right
Tannhauser I
think for the
sake of not
wasting your
creativity we'll
just avoid we'll
just call it as we
see it when we get
there because that
one I'm not
going to tell you
about that one
I think it was the
last aerial nursery
known the man
there were a lot
of pigs on that
one that's what
it sounded
so many pigs
oh rough
one
aeronautical
swine farm went
crashing into the
ocean taking out
an actual boat
how about we just
call it Baldrick's
house
okay I take
exception to that
one
people's ship
this has gone on
long enough let's
just call it when we
get there
next scene please
you have to see
what it looks like
first
much like naming
your beloved
child you have to
see what they look
like before you
decide on what
their name is
I neglect making
the recall knowledge
check necessary to
reveal that the
Baldrick's house was
actually the worst
airship disaster
all recorded history
and time
I'm gonna take
exception to something
someone in chat
said about the
general slocum
which was it was
Baldrick's first
target
I'm gonna find
you
there will be
consequences for
your actions
the consequences
will never be the
same
give that chatter a
hero point
that one gets a
hero point
all right all right
let's play the actual
game then I guess I
don't know
right next
never
I love all your
faces
erindale give
yourself a hero
point for that
that was all
right sure
all right like
10 20 out of
20 thanks for the
hero point chat
member appreciate
you becoming
vilified with me
yeah thanks dick
I love it
all right
all right
back to
okay
back back back
back to stealth
um
a little a little
bit of time
passes
uh and now
you you you
feel that the
uh the procession
slows
you're you're
still moving
but it's at a
much slower pace
um the wheels
you can hear
these sort of
creaking wooden
wheels
you hear from
from out front
the um
the companion
with your your
your part of the
caravan tash
t uh
speak softly
we're coming up
to the location
there's tyrants
guild members
here
okay
we'll we'll
keep it stealthy
and uh
if they spot
us
let me do
the talking
that sounds
fine
uh i've
letting me do
the talking
has never
bitten us
in the ass
i believe
can we have
fortitude save
me
yeah
i assume you've
been drinking in
there
oh of course
you can always
assume
uh that's a
okay you're
still doing pretty
good you haven't
i'm holding it
down i'm holding
my liquor
you're not fully
blue girl wasted
i have
clearly i need
to drink more
i'm
thurston can i
roll a crafting
to create uh
a concoction
that counters
the effects of
being drunk
yes
like maybe
i'm like
five minutes
those those
are make-believe
things but
yes yes
i'm asking if
i can roll a
crafty to create
something yeah
100%
100%
yes yes
i know it's
not real this
is a fantasy
game i'm just
more thinking of
the conventions i
go to and it's
like don't worry
bro you can drink
all you want i
brought this like
powder that'll fix
it the next morning
oh no that's a
trap that's a
trap don't fall
for that
lemon powder i
give you a 28 is
that good enough to
create a i don't
know something it's
it's it's good
enough to create a
lemon powder that
vino will believe
in that you
believe in yeah
you know like
oh sure sure sure
yeah i'm gonna i'm
gonna uh uh take
it i'm gonna uh
get up my my uh
outset credit card
i'm gonna set it up
in a line and i'm
just gonna not i
said eat wow
you can't do that
on twitch
yeah that's the
limit
not to not the
orphanage airship
i can accept
drinking to excess
and destroying
orphanages but
doing hard drugs is
where i draw the
line
didn't realize
vino was so
based
no kidding
what was that
supposed to do
you're supposed to
eat it and it's
also supposed to
make you a bit
more coherent and
a bit less drunk
for a little bit
oh
well what happens
if i snort it
do i die
it's gonna have a
much stronger effect
and you'll have a
raging nosebleed
you really are
mostly because of
the lemon
you just snorted
powderized lemon
that's gonna hurt
like a son of a
bitch you know
oh it's sour
my brain is sour
quick hit your
head on the side
of the cart
no our stealth
all right your
funeral
it's fine i've
died before this
can't be worse
than getting shot
right
vena's so
pained
punished vena
are you are you
slightly less
drunk now
thirst and am i
less drunk do i
need to roll a
fortitude save for
that
uh no no
you're you're
you're you're you
believe in the
the lemon powder
i believe in the
hard cards
i would never give
you a concoction
that would not do
something that would
be mean
all right i feel
more sober
just gives me room
to start over
no it gives you
room to focus and
not be drunk while
we're trying to sneak
in
get your senses
about you otherwise
you're gonna screw
all of us over as
well
fine fine
party pooper
that's me
yeah
told me for almost
a year now you
should know that by
now
true
everything smells
like lemon and
blood
well i told you to
eat it
well
it's your fault i
didn't listen to
you
we'll dissect that
one later
all right
can't believe you got
to do this in a
whole other tarp
there's all kinds
of tarps under
here
there's like a
it's like a
it's like a
discord there's all
kinds of servers and
whatnot except in this
case it's just layers
of tarps
it's all tarps all
the way down
that's a metaphor
for government
damn that's deep
tell me more
speaking of getting
deep
how far are we
making
how far do we
make before we
hit the cart
landmine
i'm going home
six minutes
bye hulky
glad i gave you
that hero point
i'm taking it
and i'm leaving it
hulky spends a
hero point to go
home
narratively
declare to go
home
narratively declare
i'm out of this
campaign
goodbye
good day
i'm going
farewell
hulky begins
sadly walking
away
why is he a
dinosaur
he's wood
all right
we're out of
the car for a
while thurston
yeah so
yes so as
as you you
all quiet down
from your
internal discussions
of the future
of your airship
and you know
everything else
that i fever
dreamed
the cart
finally comes
to a stop
the air though
has a has a
strange smell to
it even through
the tarp you
get the
two two
sets
one is
earthy tones
in the air
but also with
like a backdrop
of of
something burning
like wood
or something
else that is
just on
fire
i uh
i'm going to
have to
check this
uh
are you
you sure
there
there's
supplies
i'm going
to have to
check this
everything
larger
than a set
size must
be checked
now
uh
uh
it's
it's
it's
medical
supplies
well if
it's
medical
supplies
it will
be an
easy
check
then
um
thurston
yes
can i
potentially
peek just
a little bit
out of the
tarp enough
to see
maybe the
gate
you could
you can
give me a
stealth check
absolutely
i would love
to do that
absolutely
okay let me
find it where
my skills are
uh
okay
stealth
let's rock
uh-huh
that is going
to be a
19 on the
die 35
very nice
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
you you
you even
managed to
angle it
so you see
a few things
first of all
uh you see
there are
about
six or so
uh
individuals
that are
standing
here
uh in
the the
attire of
the tyrant's
guild
uh particularly
the abasers
these sort of
rank and file
infantry
of the
tyrant's
guild
one of
these masked
individuals
is up
and is
conversing
that's
that is
that is an
interesting sort
of element
but you also
see that
there are
other things
um
particularly
around the
area you
can see
like
like menial
undead
like skeletons
and zombies
that are
not part
of the
procession
but are
you know
in armor
and lining
the walls
you know
that those
are the
kind of
standard
city guards
for
outset
uh different
from the
tyrant's
guild
and what
what you
spot on
such a
high
role
and able
to kind
of like
peer out
as much
as you
as you
need to
um you
see that
there are
several
individuals
up on
on sort
of raised
parapets and
walls
um i mean
certainly the
walls of
outside go
up massively
but there
are some
like juts
in the
walls
themselves
that look
down um
and you
you can
tell that
that's where
the fire
is from
there are
several
individuals
who are
in the
sort of
attire
of the
tyrant's
guild
lining the
walls
except
they are
partly on
fire
um
in in
this instance
you see that
they are
wielding uh
vicious looking
crossbows maybe
80 feet up
or so
um as they
stare down
flames licking
off their
backs i'm
even like
protruding from
their mouths
at and as
as you look
you can see
that there's
like liquid
spittling out
of their mouths
coming down
like they're
on fire but
at the same
time water
is coming
that sounds
pretty fucked
up can i
roll an arcana
or society
to see if i
understand
what this
possibly be
this is
actually more
of a nature
oh
good news
everyone i
have plus
three nature
so i
will
wow
in that case
i'm gonna ask
you a different
question
yeah uh
so we're here
at the gate
presumably the
main kiosk
right where
they check
people in
yes um
is there
perhaps like
a you know
a portcullis
or like you
know like
chandeliers or
anything something
above that uh
would be some
machinery or
like ornamentation
maybe a crest
maybe a sigil
maybe a sign
anything around
uh there's a
portcullis ahead
there's a portcullis
ahead but it is
but it is one you
haven't passed
through
um so it's open
and they're doing
inspection
that's fine
okay so the
portcullis is
ahead
um i'm going
to focus in
on
one of the
chains of the
portcullis
okay
presumably it's
held up twice
and i'm going to
focus on one of
those chains
the one ideally
that holds the
most potential
energy
i'm gonna look
at that
and i'm gonna
cast a level
three
curse of
lost
time
and my
goal here
is i want
to force
that bit
of chain
to just
suddenly
snap
and rust
away and
break
it probably
won't force
the entire
portcullis
to lower
but it might
cause enough
commotion
on the front
of this line
to draw this
guard's attention
and just
kind of
push us
along to
deal with
this other
problem
okay
okay
okay
uh yeah
sure
um do you
have subtle
spell
um
as a feat
why would i
need something
like that
oh it's also
range touch
oh it is
i do have
reach
i do have
reach spell
oh yeah
so reach spell
would let you
but you're gonna
have a hard time
without a distraction
to cover your
spell casting
that's a good
point all right
i can i can
hope a distraction
i'm a master
of deception
so seeing
that tan hauser
is uh starting
to cast a spell
fena's gonna
hold on to your
dice everybody
oh
shut up
i'm gripping bro
it's only gotten
worse as time
has gone on
odo
you gotta break
the curse
everyone put
everyone do
like uh
like backslash
oh then
forward so it
makes a guy do
like the raising
hand thing like
goku
give vena your
power
everyone raise
your hands to
the sky
via chat or
whatever
yeah
the bass is
like rattling
in my ears
i feel like
i'm gonna get
fucking boosted
all right
this is what a
sonic attack is
like
it's now your
time
what does she
roll
well
tell me what
you're doing
i'll let her
finish what
she's gonna
do
as i was
just like
oh shit
she's gonna
do something
and i'm gonna
need a dice
roll
go ahead
yeah
seeing that
uh
tanhauser is
about to
cast a spell
vena is going
to um
i'm gonna keep
it simple
uh is there
anything besides
tarps back
here
uh there's
like like
stone like
this has been
minerals there's
some wood
that's been
kind of um
stacked on here
as well
okay
so while
tanhauser is
casting this
spell uh
vena's gonna
get like a
like a
palm something
that could fit
in her palm
that she could
realistically like
throw uh
and she's
essentially going
to try and
make a noise
from the cart
behind us
she's gonna
kind of
underhand
toss something
to make it
look like
something has
fallen out
of the back
of the cart
immediately behind
us
okay
give me
a deception
okay
now i'm
scared
don't be
scared
they give you
all their
energy
it's easy
yeah
you're playing
you're playing
the game
yeah
let's go
let's go
let's go
energy
uh with
the power
of the
limeade
that you
were provided
um
any time
it's her
turn she has
to do
anything
you have
to give
your power
or else
it's
knocking
in well
yeah
if you
don't do
it we're
blaming you
now
sorry i
interrupted
you thurston
go ahead
no you're
good
you're
good
you're
good
you're
good
all right
there's
there's
a rock
now
tanhauser
you take
advantage of
this to
to cast
a spell
as the
the baser
here walks
around
departing away
um leaving
your your line
of vision
uh everyone's
attention sort
of taken
taken momentarily
back and you
are able
to
cast
a spell
i am going
to roll
a d
to see
the save
of the
chain
actually it's
unattended it
doesn't get a
save
uh oh is
it uh
the army
uh
is there
anything
unattended
ah it's
attended yes
that's right
uh so yeah
you can just
roll me
um
forty six
and then is
this heightened
no no this
wouldn't be
no yes
all right
roll forty six
for me
not the best
damage but
hopefully ten
is enough
um
there is
like this
this like you
see it you
see it age
you see you
see it like
rusted and
dark but what
you also see is
that it's not
quite enough
to get this
chain to break
but maybe
maybe amongst
the rest of
the group
there is
someone who
can add
their energy
to this
seeing
the efforts
because he's
still looking
at this
uh i will
happily expend
one of my
acid flasks
to make that
break
okay okay
okay so
and you're going
to kind of
throw this
vial stealthily
can i not
just like
open it
and throw it
oh oh you
can but like
like this
chain is
is probably
like 20
feet away
from where
so then i
will do my
best because
my stealth is
fine and i
will do what
i can
give me a
stealth check
let me see if
there's anything i
can apply to
this that will
help yeah
i'm still doing
foil senses so
if they're doing
anything special
that's not a
problem not
bound i don't
need to do
assurance and
swift sneak
doesn't help
here great i'm
just gonna roll
stealth
absolutely i
mean it's it's
literally my
best skill it
is the one i
am mastering
do something
whoop eight
that'll be 28
seems pretty good
to me um now
give me an attack
roll with with
with one of your
bombs i have
nothing targeted
but i can still
roll right yeah
you should be able
to i think okay
in that case i'm
going to he's
going to draw
acid flask very
quietly
no i need to i
need to target
someone damn
it won't let me
roll it
yeah sorry i put
that really give
me an object to
target thurston
help me sorry
all right uh no
it's fine it's
fine uh here uh
have uh uh uh
uh uh target
target prostitut
shelf here you
got it man brought
him back just to
kill him again
nice team up on
the wall and the
visuals reminds me
of prince i was
reincarnated as a
chain oh fuck
yeah that's a
critic yeah that's
there you go that's
uh that's it's a
construct it can't
be critically hit but
you can roll uh
damage for me i can't
critically hit
uh that'll be 11
that is enough
your bomb goes
stealthily flies
hits it with a
minimal breaking
sound um and
then the the
breaking of the
glass is actually
immediately overtaken
by the cracking of
the chain and the
portcullis kind of
shifts to its side
as one half of it
seems to begin begin
collapsing the other
is still held up uh
everyone turns around
everyone's kind of
like what's going on
what's going on um
there's there's
shouts from some of
the the the tyrants
killed it's gonna come
down if we don't stop
quick get everyone
through um and you
feel your yourselves
very quickly rushed
along um as as the
cart is pushed
forward eventually
you find yourselves
um pushed in and
moments later there
is a a distinct
crashing sound as
the portcullis is
uh controlled brought
down uh closing the
gate behind you as
you have now entered
into that set
good aim there boldrick
that worked
back into the
covers i go
godspeed
godspeed and
shortly after that
the the cart continues
moving having fallen
into the sort of
commotion of what's
gone on moving
several blocks
through the area
where you've entered
the rook's pilaster
in east of the city
uh eventually being
brought to the side
of the road where
you have a moment
away and you hear
from tashti outside
all right there's
there's no one here
we're under a bridge
way
oh thank god
oh it's hot under
here
all right i assume
we'll all climb out
of the cart
yeah
man it is nostalgic
seeing this uh
this
i know
yeah
yeah
oh outset
how we missed you
we love you and we
hate you
i can't wait to burn
it to the ground
as one does
and rebuild it
brick by brick
with the blot
of the ruling class
but first
yeah sure
our friends
kill later
friends first
yeah
all right
who zips up his
suitcase nuke
now mr tannhauser
when you talked to
the person did you
did you ask where
they were
well i only had a
few words i told
them where we would
be let me see if i
can contact her
again
um
i believe
now uh i'm going
to cast sunding
yeah for sure
and uh i'm going
to contact
you hakus
and i'm going to
say
we are inside
the city
where are you
we should meet
before we
catch up
with the
airship
okay
okay so you
send the message
and there
there's a delay
um
you eventually
hear back
oh
i'm at
grandma sweets
that's the response
all right
oh
has a flashback
i got a bad
feeling about
this
all right
does she seem
distracted again
as she was last
time
you can give me a
perception check to
sense motive
yeah absolutely
i will
uh that is gonna
be a 26
yes
we're not going
to meet with
to hakus
why not
she was
distracted last
i spoke with
her and
distracted this
time too
i don't trust
it
that's just
how to hakus
operates
here's the
plan
i now
this
distraction
really quick
before i can
lay out the
plan
it it didn't
seem like it
was just
normal
do hakus
being
scattered
brain
it it
seemed like
there was
something else
on
uh no
it seemed
like she was
distracted by
something it
was kind of
like a half
response
um
it didn't
seem any
like it's
not like
you can
you can tell
it's not like
they're being
tortured or
something
no but like
i'm thinking
like maybe
she's under
some kind
of mind
control
doesn't seem
magical from
the detection
you have
but again
you can't
be certain
unless you
use
counter spelling
type things
i mean
if something's
wrong with
to hakus
we should go
check up on
it regardless
see if they
need help
yes but it
could be a
trap
let's be
cautious
well why don't
we do what
you usually do
when you're
trying to get
in somewhere
stealthily
case it
find out
if it's
actually as
bad as
it looks
and then
if it's
too bad
don't
all right
it's
it's the
hell out of
leaving them
up to
leaving them
out to
dry you
know
fair enough
all right
we'll head
to granny
sweets
but be
prepared
we'll be
waltzing
into a
trap
right
should we
try to
you know
look a little
bit less
like the
very obvious
faces on
the wanted
posters and
such
that's it's a
big place i
don't think it'll
matter over
much
all right i
still think
rahua should
probably wear the
disguise hat
that's a good
call
yeah the wanted
poster
you look back
at tanhauser and
i'm tanhauser is
now wearing the
high fashion fine
clothing that uh
he was wearing at
the ball uh
where he looks
like amadeus
shakespeare
because that's in
my backpack and i
suppose i could
change into that
as my disguise
yeah i'll allow it
i'll allow i'll allow
it for the fan
artists
true
i say
take her head
off
i say i'm not
tanhauser i am
just a normal
outset noble i
like quiche and
quinoa
say i fit right
in
damn you had me
jackie daytona ever
okay
i'll take my hat
off and uh well i
can't get any less
blue
unless anybody's
got something for
me to paint my
face with
i got mud
we could make
blood
so i could be red
instead of blue
yes
you know
that that's a good
plan b that's a good
plan b i think i'll
just be blue for now
darn
you'll get him next
time champ
it's okay there'll be
another time and
another place where
volley will be i don't
know some kind of pun
with red and volley
red volley yeah that's
the joke that's the bit
we're going with here
okay
oh you sound kind of
off that wasn't very
funny
damn
i was just about to like
imagine rahua doing the
hunter pounce from left for
dead on the ten
hours
i love steam i just
hate all the pipes
well perhaps we should
get a valve then to fix
that
i'll keep it in my
this continues for
several hours as you
make your way across
through the city because
you're in the opposite
district from uh from
the pawns pilaster uh here
let's let's bring up
another nostalgia piece
here as as we as we
approach coming in from
the rooks pilaster it's so
good that we're coming
back to our origin
wow
you play
as as you're walking
through the streets
it's it's noticeably
upbeat
like people
people are smiling
as they're moving
around
oh i don't trust this
nobody in outset's happy
this place sucks
perhaps they're doing
something to the people
putting something in the
water weaving some kind
of enchantment
hmm
or maybe it's simply
an
effective propaganda
campaign
close to your mind
remember
i'm right on it
you're like a fucking
half
i'm like
uh-uh
um
try decreasing the gain
i've tried everything
or i would like to do
um
a perception check
just it's more
more of just kind of
like a sense motive
type of deal to be
like let me see if
these people are
genuine happy or
yeah is it
because then he's
gonna be like
should we stop her
you know
everyone's happy
yeah give me a
give me a
natural 20
very nice
like it's answered
as someone like
comes up like
to the group
was like
oh good idea
hi
would you like
some free bread
i love bread
here you go
have a bunch of
extra fresh loaves
thought i'd share
them
spread the joy
friends
or in pecks at it
like a bird
well
why is everybody
so happy today
is something going
on
oh
well you know
all the news
i'm
i'm
i
i won the lottery
you won the lottery
that's right
every
just in general
oh
no
no
no
no
no
sir you know
right
the tenement
lottery
the
tenement
lottery
sorry we just
got in
oh
outside the city
they're putting up
lots
you want
i'm gonna get
one of the first
ones
that's right
wow congratulations
are you telling me
they are you telling
me they have the
final fantasy
14 house
100%
100%
wow
that is
that's much better
than sitting there
and clicking the
placard for this
long
i just have to
put a script for
that
wow
baldrick didn't
you have to click
the placard for 12
hours to get your
house
this is
erndel's left
erndel's abandoned
us
no
i'm gonna go back
to worldy warcraft
see you guys
later
goodbye
bye
bye
you can just
get a house
down
no
i don't want
any house
i don't want
your final fantasy
house
but yes
this this
bad is
is just like
i'm so happy
i can't wait
wow
sorry i totally
interrupted orin
congratulations
on getting a house
i never thought
i would get a
house one day
you're living
my dream
oh
well don't worry
they say there's
gonna be more
lotteries
everyone's gonna
be a winner
soon
wow
wow
i wonder if
there'll be
faces out there
that's a bet
i have with
my new neighbor
faces
anyways
got you
well yeah
you know
creepy faces
here in the city
i don't like
the creepy faces
ah well
hopefully they
won't be out
there in the
new house
lot
all right
friends
i've got to
go deliver
more bread
imagine getting
a new house
and like you
open up your
window and
it's just
right there
it's like
above your
toilet
you're just
sitting down
and you're
like
no
no
it's
in the
in the
hole
just the
mouth
going
no
that's even
worse
zoran go to
jail
but wait
till you
see the
bidet
i'm gonna
kill you
both with
knives
everyone
seems
like
like
from my
role here
like as much
as the guy
answers like
it's genuine
happiness
like everyone's
like yeah
it's like
they seem like
they have hope
now
yeah
everyone's
actually
happy
well of course
they're happy
these individuals
are getting
new houses
new
commodities
they're going
to get new
land
there'll be
new petty
bourgeois
new feudal
lords
to lord
over the
minute
fiefs
as the city
expands
outwards
and all it
will cost
young
orrin
is the
world
this can only
occur
at the expense
of everything
else
as the rot
consumes
and rushes
to this
fetid
canker
last
does that
sound
happy
to you
orrin
does that
make you
smile
i don't
know
the good
houses
man
i i i
orrin looks
like we're in
the king's
plaster right
uh
so
you're in
the rooks
the rooks
so you came in
through this way
you're actually
gonna walk around
and avoid the
baron's plaster
plaster and go
this way
okay
um
i was like
well
i i really
want to see
what the
ponds plaster
is like
because
they all
get free
houses
not all
of them
are going
to get
free
houses
orrin
all of
this
excess
all of
this
let's say
a ground
swell
of happiness
it's going
to come
at the
expense
of other
common
people
i i just
i just
want to
cut forward
from like
they're not
all getting
houses
cut to the
ponds
plaster
it's like
it's like
the naboo
like celebration
at the end
oh my god
that's what
i was like
because orrin's
like let me wait
till this is a
ponds
plaster because
i want to see
if it's just
like the higher
rich people
get into shit
everyone else
gets nothing
that's like
okay
you know
but everyone
in the
pod splash
orrin's going
to have a
kind of reality
case of it's
like why
like yeah
we're gonna
beat her ass
because you
know because
marlene
fucked it's
over but
it's like
is this
really a
bad thing
like what's
where are
the downsides
is he gonna
say that out
loud because
baldrick might
say something
about that
it's uh
it's like
orrin doesn't
know the entire
world so he'll
actually be like
i understand
that marlene
you know
tricked us
and everything
else and i'm
down to you
know like you
know eat her
bones but
you know like
why why is
you know
why do we care
if the old
gods stay locked
up or not
yes odds are
whatever she's
doing to keep
this up
it's probably
got a cost
somewhere
it's a matter
of finding
it
or nods
at that
trusting in
his friends
when
it's gotta
be something
deeper to
it
it all seems
like too good
of a deal
for folks
well
probably is
think about
it like
they saw
what happens
when there
are no
more
predators
in an
ecosystem
everyone
expands
that's right
and when
there are
too many
herbivores
and not
enough
carnivores
eventually
the greenery
is eaten
away
it's eaten
at too
fast a rate
to replenish
then it
too
vanishes
and then
do the
herbivores
and with
them
the rest
of the
ecosystem
yeah
woo
happy party
time
yay
trust me
those screams
of despair
you're hearing
they're miserable
they're miserable
they hate it
they can't
stand it
I love life
I've never
loved life
so much
they're saying
that because
they're brainwashed
my god
they're torturing
that man
and making him
sad
that's so good
they're killing him
I mean
if they don't
expand the nature
too much
I mean
they'll like
preserve stuff
right
I mean
the solitude
isn't
you know
the most
you know
safest thing
to be around
but it
it is nature
they'll be
responsible
right
they're not
going to build
like a billion
highways
with no way
with no bike lanes
or some shit
right
and make it
non-walkable
stairs at
houston
true
as we walk
I'm going to
point
I'm going to
spend my hero
point
narratively
declare that
as we're
walking
we're walking
right by
the five
lane
chainsaw
car highway
that can
make
barrens and
rooks
blaster
are
looks at
it
they are
literally
doing drag
races down
the street
like heading
towards the
barrens
blaster
chainsaw
cars
just like
there's one
that's fully
in the bike
lane
it's all
down ill
from here
man
you too
can find
the chainsaw
car in a
pdf
that speaker
worked on
pidgeot.com
forward slash
there's a
next nation
hey
ours
is consistent
because this
is like
okay
if they're not
going to be
responsible
then we
definitely
need to
stop it
then
the entire
swamp
and everything
else is just
going to turn
into this
and emotions
all about
that
and it's
like
that's
that's
unhealthy
they'll
keep their
power base
happy
do things
to stalk
riots
and revolutions
but rest
assured
everything
this place
does
has a
price
yay
happiness
shut up
do these
do these
cries of
happy
utopia
joy joy joy
oh la la la
la la
do they continue
into super
poverty bill
no
no no
no
they begin
to peter
off
into super
poverty
oh okay
okay
okay
you
you uh
you leave
you leave
the uh
the star wars
ending uh
victory locale
and instead
find yourselves
in a um
in a much um
much sadder
affair
as you
return
to the uh
the state
of the
the pond's
pilaster
um
where
several
buildings
appear to
have been
deconstructed
uh
you're coming
up and
finding
that a lot
of the
structures
here
aren't
actually
going up
like
normal
if anything
buildings
are being
torn apart
by menial
undead
with like
picks
and hammers
people are
sort of
moving about
disheveled
and despondent
oh
i see
so it's
gentrification
station
there you go
there's the
people who
are miserable
tanhauser
our people
i'm not
surprised
that's all
the more
reason for
us to
crush
this place
i mean
we'll pay
for this
orn will
uh
come up
to one
of the
one of the
disheveled
folks and
he'll like
take like
half his
loaf
and he'll
offer it
uh
to one
of them
and go
like
hi
i'm
orn
hello
my name's
ally
and i
yeah
have some
bread
she goes
and grabs
but oh
thank you
bless you
i could
do you
mind if i
ask you
some questions
of course
not you
gave me
bread
awesome
great
great
great
how about
just uh
pull up
a chair
here
i've got
a couple
questions
for you
this shouldn't
take more
than 20
minutes
uh
orn's like
like what are
all the undead
doing with all
the all the
stuff there
like they're
bringing all
these buildings
and
you know
where the
senate all
at
reparations
are taking
resources
from here
are they
are they
bringing it
to the
city
to build
houses
somewhere
else
oh
yeah
it's
it's so
they can
build things
on the
outside
but
um
what about
your home
since we
lost the
revolution
uh
we have
to pay
for it
orn kind
of looks
down a
little bit
and he's
like did
they take
your home
i just
heard a
in the
background
was that
noel
getting
attacked
yeah
someone
someone
moaning
in despair
on the
streets
the pond's
blasting
a common
occurrence
sorry
he's
repeating
this
is it
like did
they take
your home
oh
yeah i was
sharing a
tenement with
some folks
they
they took
it apart
making their
way more
central
towards
towards
the
sinkhole
they're
tearing
down the
buildings
need the
stone
they say
need any
of the
wood
that's
here too
also took
some of
the people
where did
they take
the people
don't know
didn't really
want to
ask
people who
ask get
taken
but who
took them
tyrants
guilt
those new
ones
the ones
well
them and
their
them and
their new
their new
whatever they
are
horn frowns
a bit and
he will
he'll take
five gold
from his
little pouch
and give it
to the lady
and he'll
keep it
secret so
no one else
sees the
glint of
gold
and he'll
be like
i'm sorry
and he'll
hop away
his little
bird feet
thank you
bless you
horn will
relay this
information
to everybody
else
finalizing
it was like
it seems like
the tyrant
guild got some
new recruits
or new
something
and they've
taken everybody
and moving
all this stuff
from taking
everyone's homes
because the
revolution
to build
new houses
now i'm
really gonna
eat her
bones
yeah
i cannot
express
the disgust
and the
hatred
i feel
for marlene
right now
yeah
i'm gonna
cause of
atrocity
that was
really funny
and it
kind of
undercut
the whole
moment
i was
going for
i'm sorry
it popped in
my head
and there
was no
stopping
the missile
once it's
fired
i pick a
horn and i
throw him
into the
hole in the
pond's
blaster
oh great
now we have
to wait another
three seasons
for him to
get out
well
nothing we
can do
about it
now
best to
just go
get the
ship
and be
on our
way
it
doesn't
seem
right
to run
from this
right now
to get
onto the
ship
to leave
outset
when it
is in
such
dire
straits
i
i
mean
what
are
our
options
we
stay
here
and get
the
revolution
thrashed
again
or we
get on
the air
ship
and there's
about a
50-50 we
make it
you know
i don't want
to hear
you talk
about
odds
you're so
drunk on
your
sub
perfect
escapism
i doubt
you've got
a clear
head for
it
there is
no 50-50
there is
a simple
binary
reality
we succeed
or we
die
and guess
what
we're going
to succeed
there is
no other
option
maybe we
will
maybe we
won't
what is
there to
do
we would
do it
anyway
let's
go
i don't
want to
spend a
second
more
here
it's
gonna
move
on
we
move
on
the
district
carries
on the
exact
same
way
as it
has
becoming
in fact
slightly
less
depressing
a bit
further
in
it seems
closer to
the sink
hole
closer to
the sink
hole
there's
less
of the
sort
of
just
the
demolition
that i
suppose
has occurred
near the
outer
area
you come to
the street
a street
that at least
sends a
shiver
down the
spines of
vena and
or a long
narrow street
that connects
to grandma
sweets
the place
is dead
in the
sense
that there
are just
there's
an occasional
straggler
clearly going
from point
a to
point b
but that's
all
there
there are
some lights
in buildings
most of
them are
closed
however as
you approach
you finally
do see
one
where
you see
a
figure
who is
looking at
something in
in the
doorway of
a building
which you
recognize as
grandma sweets
and this
individual is
clearly like
looking at
the doorway
then looking
at a
coin purse
and sort of
shakes their
head and
walks away
do you
recognize him
at all
no just
just a
person
just
just one
of the
citizens
here
who's poor
it's the
amalgam
it's the
amalgam
it's the
amalgam
it's between
paychecks
you know
this is the
worst
i can't
believe they
hired me
after i did
all that
cool shit
last season
right
all right
i'm gonna
take a look
at through
the window
of granny
sweets
do i see
duhakis
do i see
an armed
militia of
tyrants
guard
raiding to
apprehend us
the second
we walk in
the door
um you
see duhakis
is sitting at
a table
that is
laden
with like
treats
like sweets
of all
kind
are here
they are
consuming
so uh
you can see
that there's
just this
massive pile
of sweets
and duhakis
is like
eyeing them
picking one
up clearly
uh gauging
the weight
of it
looking at
it intently
going to
bring it to
her mouth
pausing
putting it
back down
uh she
is very
intent
and focused
on analyzing
these sweets
she alone
you see
that there
is in the
background
granny sweet
who is
fervently
cooking and
baking
kind of
pulse out
to detect
magic
yeah sure
oh the
woes of
being mundane
tell me
about it
all right
as you
as you pulse
out this
magic
you feel
only the
the magical
effects of
your companions
all right
let's go
in
you sure
it's safe
no
aren't
tuxes
in like a
like kind of
under his
little poncho
thing
and where's
like an
undercloak
brings up
its hood a
little bit
he's like
i'm ready
we open the
door to
granny sweets
to hawkis
looks up
oh
hello
which one
do you
think's
better
why are
you here
eating
sweets
because they
taste good
looks
confused
we told
you where
we were
going
you made
us walk
about an
hour
to come
and find
you
the rook's
pilaster's a
big place
we're
we're also
nowhere near
the rook's
pilaster
like this
is quite
literally
the opposite
end of
the city
you
you
you
you know
where this
place is
you were
here before
it's good
to see you
all again
good to see
you too
dark
are you
all like
coming
in
dead
oh well
well you
and as
as that
happens
you hear
from the
back
riley
riley
you're
back
no not
again
ah
where have
you been
as grandma
sweet
approaches
the old
venerable
woman
who
looks at
you
um
kind of
trudging
towards
you
hi
granny
i'm surprised
you survived
whatever happened
the last time
we were here
well
you know
i'm
you're supposed
to be serving
customers
serve this
fine young
lady
you see
in an instant
rahua age
like 20
years
a cigarette
appear in
his hand
and a
smock
appear on
him
he just
gets dragged
back by
forces
unknown
to the
kitchen
there he
goes
no not
again
not again
i can't
make another
biscuit
we can't
do another
rahua special
rahua
rahua
form a
labor union
with
himself
i can't
it's just
me
soul member
of the
labor union
rahua
that sounds like
a dark souls
boss
soul member
of the
labor union
or puffs
out his
wings
and everything
it's like
hi
tukakis
bet you
didn't know
that's who
i was
huh
oh
hi
yeah
you're
the bird
yeah
whatever
come on
damn
he has a
name
well
anyways
welcome back
come take a
seat have
some sweets
i'm
i'm gonna
give
duhakus
a long
look
do i
sense
anything
off about
her in
particular
just her
general
vibe
uh
give me a
sense motive
check
i'm gonna give
you a sense motive
this is
something up
something's
up
okay
all right
that's a
17 plus
tell us
all
uh
this is
this is
what depression
looks like
cheers bro
i'll drink
to that
this is
like
i'm
trying
to cope
veena
seeing
a
mutual
depressed
friend
is going
to nod
and she's
just gonna
sit down
across
from duhakus
and just
all right
which ones
are good
oh
i like
these ones
they're
tarts
pass me
one
and
an exchange
here
she's gonna
hand her
flask
over the
table
she goes
to reach
it and
you realize
that the
gargoyle
has developed
a bit
of a
paunch
and grabs
it
like
oh
so how
have things
been here
oh
you know
we
we saw
it
we saw
it go
from
celebration
to
depression
well
the
revolution
didn't
go well
and
the
people
here
are
suffering
for
it
and
right
things
things
happen
when i
came back
here
i went
to the
university
they're
still
good
bless
them
educating
what
happened
to you
do
i guess
oh
sorry
no
it's
okay
good
i like
i
i just
i don't
know what
we do
people
at least
outside of
here
seem
happy
it's
probably
the first
change
this city's
had
i guess
it is
i went
i went
by
maldrick's
house
once or
twice
is it
still there
still locked
up
nothing
no one's
been there
um
well
someone was
they left
some
oh
who was
there
i don't
know
it was
on the
table
when i
went back
after i
came back
in the
city
um
did you
see what
they
left
i
haven't
i brought
it with
me
i thought
it might
be
it was
fun
she pulls
out
like
a
larger
silver
or sorry
um
sorry
golden
coin
um
the coin
is
probably
three
inches
maybe
four inches
even
in diameter
it's fairly
large
um
it has
a crest
on it
the crest
appears to
be
um
an eye
uh
over
a horizon
i'm gonna
show it
to baldrick
and tan
hauser
you two
recognize
us
society
checks
sure
sure
gee
it's gonna
be 29
hey
uh
baldrick
do you
want to
give me
a check
oh
baldrick
baldrick
baldrick
baldrick
baldrick
oh no
baldrick
has exploded
uh oh
it's okay
it's okay
um
erdell
dc
erdell
muted
hello
oh there we
go hi
hello
sorry i've been
trying to talk
this whole damn
i my mic
fell like
earlier today
oh
it's been kind
of acting on
the front
oh
okay
okay
am i audible
no i unplugged
and re-plugged
after this
yes
no it it
should be okay
it's just like
something's
jacked up
it's it's fine
sorry
no it's okay
nope
you're good
you're good
you're good
yeah give me uh
give me yeah
society
give me a society
check please
i'm on it
okay
go
i was trying to
ask like if i
could try to
roll that into
like outset law
or something
but
yeah
uh
society
uh this is
enough uh
for for
you both to
recognize that
this is the
the symbol
of anath
um
sort of personal
sigil of anathian
who
you remember
from your prior
um
time in the
city
um
one of the
chamberlains
here
was he the
golden guy
he was the
golden fellow
goldman
and he left
this at
baldrick's
house
yes
we never
did get the
report back
to him
we got
busy
that little
sidetracked
yeah
i wonder
what he has
to say
can't be
anything good
but
better to
hear it
at least
then we
can decide
what the
hell to
do
seems to be
most of what
we're doing
right now
is just
reacting to
shit
but
it's been
a few
months
so
how much
we can
do
aside
from
that
we can't
help it
we need to
gather
intelligence
and do
hawkies
yes
you are
one of the
foremost
members of
the revolution
tell me
what happened
to the
others
that you
know of
she looks
almost sad
that
well
a lot of
the people
were taken
to
where
i don't
know where
they were
taken
somewhere
out of
the city
it seems
they went
out east
maybe forced
labor
it's not
good
but it
does mean
that they're
not being
turned into
drudges
early
how did
you escape
they just
didn't
talk to me
or do
anything
i tried
to i tried
to come in
the same
way that
i'm guessing
you did
through the
through the
tarp and
all that
and then
then they
were just
like what
are you
doing under
a tarp
and they
just let
me come
in
likely
because they
don't see
you as a
threat
perhaps
i'm a
threat
and like
she tries
to like
puff up
her stone
skin a
bit
really
maybe
word about
you just
hasn't reached
the tyrants
guild yet
it's a
small blessing
well
duakus i
certainly
agree
you
are capable
of being
a threat
tell me
what threatening
actions have
you taken
since you've
come back
i've been
reading
trying to
figure out
what the
what the
tyrants
guild did
yes
changes
any
interesting
information
you can
share
whatever
vestiges
of the
old
powers
were still
around
they've
quite
thoroughly
enchained
them
they go
around some
of the
districts
with
bound
elementals
they've
infused
powers
from the
old
powers
from the
elemental
churn
into some
of their
bodies
that doesn't
sound good
yes i
noticed that
on the
walls
there are some
individuals
call them
a sandriths
horrifying
things
can you
spell that
for me
can you
write that
down for
my notepad
please
i really
i really
need to
know for
for the
for the
the cool
notes
um you
know what
speak
yourself
there's an
art piece
and the
spell
oh
sorry
sorry
sandrith
oh
uh for
podcast
listeners
basically
imagine a
um
like kind
of like a
cloth mask
person
and a uh
kind of face
looking gas
mask like
think of a
gas mask but
it's more
formed
factor to
look like a
face
um
just think
of like
just a
normal
suit of
stuff
some like
plate
some leather
so i
didn't think
of that
thing that
person's
entire
back on
fire
and then
imagine
um
like water
is pouring
out of that
gas mouth
like like
imagine the
mouth is
just vomiting
water
and this
thing has
like a
like a
gnarly
looking
crossbow
like it
was like
as if they
took a
guy in
like a
you know
gas mask
sort of like
outfit
to be like
a ranger
and then
like i'm
gonna imbue
you with
elemental
shit
and then
they did
that to
him and
he's got
both of
that going
on
damn that's
cool as
hell
yeah
or you can go
to
where you can
help us
afford all
these amazing
artists because
we pay every
single one of
them for
that
yay
narrative declaration
the flamethrower
um
merchandising
the supporters
love this
one
yeah
i was trying
to figure out
what they're
doing i tried
to find where
where marlene
went
she just
disappeared it
looks like
marlene
likely somewhere
in the prince's
pilaster with
all the other
cockroaches
maybe
we're out
overseeing the
new construction
that's the
other thing
tearing down
here bringing
in
triple loads
from out
east
it's a lot
of stone and
a lot of
timber they're
bringing in
every success
is drained
from the people
of the pond's
pilaster
and the
wider world
i assure you
to hawk
as this will
not stand
the revolution
will rise
again
oh good
can i count
on your support
uh or
uh what sort
of motivating
skill do you
have here
well
let's see
society
uh-huh
i uh
i let me
tell you
something
i got
minus
two
diplomacy
minus
two
but what
i do
have
is society
is society
and master
training
and i do
have uh
courtly
graces
streetwise
it's a
courtly
waste
great
courtly
graces
courtly
graces
is for
making an
impression
okay
uh
streetwise
is for
gathering
information
all right
off ticket
start
uh
eyes of the
cities for
tracking
hmm
can i convince
her with a
cool crafting
check
i mean you
could use
society to
make an
impression and
i'll pretend
she's kind
of a noble
that's a great
that's about as
much pity as i'm
showing you
i love that
you're like
your your
whole character
is like
great with
i could
influence the
people i
absolutely
despise
listen he's
he didn't
ask to
become a
revolutionary
it was
he sure has
taken to
it though
he's taken
to it but
you know
you can take
the ashland
badland out
of the ashlands
but you can't
take the ashland
out of the
bad man
yeah man
roll the
society
all right
i'll shut
up
roll the
society
let's go
absolutely i'm
still in the
revolution i
mean i just
needed to hear
that's that
stirring
revolutionary
voice and
i can get
redouble my
my efforts at
the university
i'll find out
more about
what's going
on and see
if there's some
way we can
stop it
yeah you get
society
only through
our collaborative
effort can we
keep the flame
of revolution
alive yes
the people may
feel as if they
are beaten but
that discontent
can only simmer
for so long
these
retributive
taxes
this reparations
the princess
palaster demands
oh yes
the revolution
may have lost
the battle
but the war
shall not end
until the prince's
palaster is in
embers and
its wealth
distributed to
the people
to huckus
you must fan
the flames
keep it alive
and we
shall
end
i'll read
books
yeah
right
now that's
a good part of
the revolution
that is one part
of it but
with the information
you learn from
those books
you need to
furnish others
with it
can
look
i'm gonna
suggest a step
i'm gonna suggest
a step in this
that may help
with this coming
revolution
because simply
regurgitating
information back
at people who
have no means
of understanding
it really
doesn't help
them understand
it
it works fine
for me
eventually
that's
you're not
everybody
tanhauser
you're not
even
you're barely
even you
listen
you're a
wizard
just
i thought
he was a
wizard
look
come back
to waiting
when you
get okay
this information
when you
get whatever
you're collating
together for
this next
revolution that
you're planning
can you
condense it
into a more
understandable
and digestible
format for the
average person
rather than
belching
platitudes
and revolutionary
rhetoric at them
and hope they
understand it
because that's
kind of how we
got where you
are where we
are now
you're right
we can't
simply just
expect the
masses to
accept
revolutionary
rhetoric and
academic
theorems
spat out at
them
we need to
put it in a
way that they
understand
juhakis
yes
i reach into
the people's
loot
oh no
i am going
to furnish
how much
gold do we
have saved
guys
a lot
i'm gonna
furnish
let's say
300 gold
okay
i need you
to commission
the greatest
playwrights
in all
of outset
and i
need you
to have
them write
revolutionary
plays
something to
instill this
spirit in the
heart of the
everyman
but in such
a way
but the
masses
of the
prince's
palaster
might think
it's simple
poor folk
reprobate
poetry
but in
truth
in truth
each work
of art
will be a
piece of
revolutionary
subversion
feed the
counterculture
i like
plays
that's great
mr tannhauser
what will
the messaging
be
is it
is it
like eat
the rich
or
it is that
the bourgeoisie
are not
human
they need to
be devoured
and crushed
but they must
rise up
against
their chains
all right
yes
orin
outset
isn't entirely
made of
humans
that would
be racist
you're
right
i'm so
sorry
as you
as you
have this
moment
oh
that
that
writes me
on the
coin
the back
is strange
and like
holds the
back
and it's
this
explodes
it
it's
yeah
explosion
there's
there's
like a
vista
that's
that's
printed
onto it
it appears
to be
a balcony
that's
overlooking
the city
with a
fountain
in it
i remember
that balcony
erndella
you've turned
off the
targeting
computer
what's wrong
i'm gonna
fly my
ship into
the space
ball
oh no
well
whatever works
yeah
outside kind of
does look like
the death star
it is
yes
now they have
to caucus
and
and
they can
kind of
help hold
the fort
and try
to inform
everybody
of
you know
what they
should be
fighting for
and
what the
messaging
is
and really
start making
underground
cells
and stuff
um
actually i think
the only thing
duakus committed
to was reading
books
oh
nerd
anyway
you're good
with all
of that
duakus
and
and plays
and plays
all right
we're good
enough
should we uh
head over to
see our
uh
well probably
report back to
mr goldie
we probably
shouldn't
but at the
same time
why would we
reject such a
thoughtful
invitation
yeah we also
might want to
prepare he had
those invisible
guys last time
um
part of me
considers
if i should
prepare another
sending
yeah
you have an
arcane bonded
item
yeah that's
right
okay
i will um
tap
my uh
quantum
singularity
engine
the energy
will fuel
my magic
and i will
reactivate
sending
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
whoa
and i'm
going to
uh
target
anathian
nathian
yeah
that
that one
it's it
sounds different
when you see
it in my
notes
you know
you're reading
a bit differently
if you think
my way
yeah
i'm sure
i'm sure
somewhere
you know
really if you
think about it
i'm right
and you're
wrong
okay
anyway
um
anathian
i've received
your
bauble
i must
ask
are you
friend
or foe
should we
take it
as an
invitation
there's
a long
long
silence
of course
because it
requires time
to parse
and respond
and then
then there
is a
response
probably
after you've
sent
a meeting
does it
give me
any other
information
or does
that's
the response
is a
meeting
he can
also
lie to
your
face
i mean
from a
long
distance
but you
get it
these people
realize that
they have
25 words
to work
with
he was
being
economical
i'll show
him
economical
i'll ram
it straight
up
well
our good
friend
seems to
want a
meeting
i say
we make
it quick
before he
has time
to prepare
any
defenses
or at
least
as many
as he
might like
i agree
let's go
ahead and
head on
over
dohakis
might as
well
the revolution
is in
your charge
that's a lot
of pressure
yes i know
find people
you can
trust
spread the
flame of
resistance
and keep
me appraised
if you
can
yeah
are you a
spellcaster
of any
sort
oh
oh
good luck
i was gonna
ask
yeah and
is crunch
still at
his uh
at his
forge
i haven't
seen crunch
in a while
not since we
came back to
the city
he said he
had something
to take care
of and then
just went
off
i think crunch
is very rude
what
he's on his
own quest
he's with
the angels
now
wait
mysterious
waiter
you know
crunch
what
tenhauser
it's been
like 30
minutes
oh my god
for who i
thought you
were dead
i wish i
was
oh buddy
sorry go
ahead
no my bit
wouldn't be
funny enough
okay sorry
you can try
you can try
executive decision
try it now
try it now
did you form
that workers union
like i suggested
i did but they
said they didn't
have time to
form one
no vacation
days
let me see
the rest of
the staff
all right
who else
works
he grabs
tenhauser's
and he grabs
the door
and he's like
we gotta go
and he starts
dragging him
outside
release me
how dare you
can you
all
break
him
he summons
gogermonger
and gogermonger
starts helping
push them
like
yeah
you want
you want to
see the rest
of the staff
tenhauser
who goes into
the back
comes out
himself
but he has
like a mustache
on
who's that
strange man
we gotta go
okay
i can take
the beer
all right
let's go
granny i'm
leaving for
the day
okay riley
make sure
that you
spend that
copper
on something
nice for
yourself
a pop
get a pop
granny they
cost five
gold now
god damn
in this economy
i see pop
five gold
for pop
art helps
drag everyone
forward to
the meeting
aldrich's just
going man
he's not
dragging his
feet he's
ready
yeah let's
let's walk
to the
meeting
so zorin
doesn't have
a pulmonary
embolism
with the
episode
timing
now we
gotta linger
here forever
we gotta
suffer
all right
you begin
making your
way towards
um the
the retreat
uh you find
yourselves
continuing back
towards the
prince's
plaster uh
which is of
course you
know
like like
revealed by
the sounds
of oh
yeah
everything's
awesome
it's great
party
party
party
um as
the jubilation
continues in
the central
district of
town
um the
the lower
back halls
which you
previously
would encounter
people in
at semi-regular
intervals are
now completely
barren as
people have
taken to
the more
populated
urban
street ways
and thoroughfares
and the
prince's
plaster to
celebrate in
what is some
kind of
eternal
party
huh
well they
can't be
doing it for
this long
is it like
this everywhere
except the
pawns
palaster
well
take this
beer bottle
make a
molotov
all right
uh crap
do i have a
molotov formula
that's bald
rick's bit
yeah
there's a
second one
what the
fuck you
can't just
do that in
front of him
that's his
shit
here i've got
a second one
bald rick you
make a molotov
uh
all right
sure
here do
more time
because i got
i got alchemist
fires i'll just
pass one over
it's fine
it's all the
same
alchemist
pass out
we've got
enough alchemist
fires to keep
you stoned for
your entire
life
for the
entire
season
club talk
bring me some
more plants
nothing but
yucks today
huh
exactly
you
you make
your way
into the
halls
now
you remember
uh well
actually no i'm
gonna ask
who here
remembers how
you got to
an athian's
retreat
there was an
alleyway
anyway
did we go to
the under
city
i remember but
you should tell
me anyway
remind me i'm
also lying
yeah i think
remember so we
went over to
like a certain
alleyway and
then we kind
of
okay what
important
canonical event
was was
determined to
have occurred
in this alley
clown wars
oh the clown
wars
thank you
the clown
wars
we remember
the clown
wars
we don't
remember
shalo
i'm back
again to
remind you of
your fin
thorin
no
no
you're going
to like it
little man
because unfortunately
this bit has
no end to
it
this is like
the reverse
thorin baby
voice
oh my god
this is the
counter
this is the
hard counter
congratulations
zord on
finding your
beam struggle
opponent
always two
there are
clown versus
crying baby
always two
there are
a clown and
a baby
but which was
destroyed
the clown
or the baby
us
whoever wins
we lose
find out
in comic
book number
the clown
wars
part
i look
forward to
writing that
pdf
all right
enough
there there was
there was a
secret door
that led off
of the
hallways
yeah
i'm just
going to assume
baldrick remembers
where
yeah he
you want me to
make a recall
knowledge
no no i'm
not even
gonna make
you roll
for it
okay so
he does
know because
baldrick would
keep note of
this because
he he has
he's he went
to college he's
got a good
memory for
these things
yeah yeah of
course
it's down
this way
sorry just
writing my
notes uh to
get to office
secret door in
clown wars
hallway
harm
i'll follow
your lead
yep i had to
keep track of
this when we
were coming
down here last
time so
all right just
through here
yeah there's a
secret door that
leads to a
small stairwell
that leads up
to an open
door which you
can go
when you
when you do
go through
um
you find
yourself once
again on the
balcony
um roughly
sunset um
at this point
there are two
stone tables a
fine fountain
again this place
is sort of
overgrown in
some sense
um
with with
vines and
other things
so you come
out the
place is
oran does
the seek
perception
check okay
go
yeah this
looks pretty
familiar
basically he's
looking to see
you know
invisible people
if anybody else
is around any
traces of people
being here that's
a 19 for a
total of 37
yeah
we don't see
a nathian yet
do we
no
well now
all we're
missing is
some gold
masked
asshole
on that
timing
oh excuse
me
so on
that on
that timing
um
you you
you enter the
place you
all start
walking around
i assume at
this point
you've
resummoned
gorgamunger
yeah i
already
summoned him
before
yeah
i don't like it
when there's a
battle map
here you are
on the
retreat
oran
with your
perception
check which
i'm just
i'm just
just gonna
ah cool
yeah jeez
uh oh
yeah i don't
i don't like that
there's a map
for this
i was a trap
those either
just doing a little
just doing a little
in fact you know
what
could i get
the rest of you
i'm just gonna
you know
put you into
this
wait a minute
wait a minute
wait a minute
if i gotta get you
all to give me
perception checks
you know
detect magic
you know
like detect
the invisibility
i hate players
like you
take away a
hero point
no
hey thurston
this is arbitrary
yes thurston
is this perception
for an initiative
roll or is it
just a perception
it is
it is
it is
oh okay
i gotta re-roll
that then
i got a 35
not very good
mine is a very
okay
well
uh oh
yeah so
that's uh
for that one
for podcast listeners
because we got
too jumbled
oran got a
37 10
how's it got a
vena got a
bulger got a
rahuda got a
and the enemies
got four
uh
what
why are you
uh-ing
because i i have
not seen the
enemies yet
oh god
why are you
rolling dice
boy
oh that's
too
you don't
go rolling
dice
some big
city
cockroach
now
i know
when i see
some questionable
dice being
rolled i say
nah
sir
i was brought
up in the
sewers boy
now i may be
no big city
globster but i
know a mound
of trash and
refuse when i
see it
yeah
i might be some
big city
lobster with a
brother who's a
globster now i i
say something's a
fucking mission
sorry
yeah oran i'm
oran
you uh
you you sense
something
right over here
oh no
right over
oh no
can you
pick it
right over
here
okay
uh what i'm
going to do
is i'm gonna
split my actions
uh two actions
for me and two
for grogermonger
uh i'm going to
point out
i'm gonna play
out both of
them uh for one
action like
you only see
one i only said
there was one
right here
okay i'll point
that one
i point towards
that one
and uh
there's a there's
a part of me who
wants to do
something silly but
i don't know if
it'll work very
well for me
at the end of
it um
oran oran
we'll point that
one out and
then he is
going to cast
uh
extend
boost
on
gorgamonger
are you talking
like that
because i'm trying
to extend time
as i press
macro buttons
thurston
and i'm trying to
he's been possessed
very pug
very pug
it's kind of
trying to be
entertaining
god damn it
a manor
a ghoul
and they called it
a mine
anyway
i think i got my
macro working now
uh i tried to
extend boost
and i fail
um
oh
yeah because i'm
really gonna
i'm gonna want
that i'm gonna
re-roll
uh
that die for
basically what
that entails
is that that's
a critical success
so that means
my extend boost
which i'm doing
uh reinforce
idolen
which means that
gorgamonger now
gets a resistance
to three to
everything
uh because of
his level and
stuff like that
and also increases
his ac a little
bit so that's
oran's first action
because putting
uh because
extending that
is a free action
as well
brings me down
a focus point
uh and oran
is gonna go
like we're like
gorgamonger
sick him
it's like it's
a trap
because because
oran's like
nah i might not
trust in this
uh no not
this time
yeah so he's
going to
do that
and i do
apologize
because i'm
um
also gonna cast
guidance on
gorgamonger
just so we
can get
that done
so that's
gonna be two
actions for
oran
no the
there was
one action
for that
never mind
i lied to
you
i'm cheating
because point
out
that's right
but do
apologize
i'm a
lying little
bastard
uh gorgamonger
will
head all the
way over
here
actually no
i'm sorry
with someone
with action
economy
sorry
i should be
better than
this
i should be
way better
than this
uh
point out
for the
one
action
and then
uh
i give
gorgamonger
the rest
of the
action
because there
was a
plan i
was going
to do
i apologize
for being
a very
bad player
about that
uh
gorgamonger
will go
straight up
to here
and what
gorgamonger
is going
to do
uh
just to
help out
with all
this
he is
going to
breathe
flame
uh
i'm
gonna
cast
this
kind
of
like
a
spell
thing
which
does
the
same
effect
because
i got
everything
kind of
preset
for it
he'll look
over
basically
where this
thing is
where they
suspect it
is
but it's
its whole
entire
right
side
gorgamonger
goes
and basically
just
bursts forth
an entire
thing
aflame
and so
for that
uh
whoever is
inside
it
needs to
roll
me a
dc
basic
reflex
save
okay
roll
damage
roll
the damage
and the
damage
for it
is
points
of
damage
okay
there is
a blast
of flame
that goes
over the
entire
area
um
and you
don't see
anything
after
afterwards
just the
charring of
some of
the plant
will matter
there
there's
like a
haze
shimmer
in the
air
where the
thing
has been
pointed
out
but
you see
no other
effect
from it
and that's
the end
of orrin's
turn
go like
something's
there
all right
anhauser
my turn
shall be
simple
i'm going
to uh
bring my
hand up
high
and i am
going to
suddenly force
the uh
photons in
this area
to light up
and i'm going
to cast
revealing
lights
and i'm
gonna go
ahead and
place my
ten foot
burst
um
what's
that
okay
thank you
thank you
bless you
oh my
god
holy
crap
quiet down
dog
it's so
explosive
and uh
they need
to make
me a
reflex
save
a reflex
check i
suppose
yeah
okay
uh
let's
see
um
it's like
okay
uh okay
so this
thing
becomes
concealed
as your
lights
sort of
uh
hone in
on it
and
reveal
what
this
thing
is
you
recognize
it
immediately
uh
tanhauser
uh
the rest
of you
kind of
caught
fleeting
glimpses
of them
in the
past
or told
them
this
is one
of an
athian's
constructs
these
score
an
obliteration
construct
of like
massive
spherical
uh
robotic
construct
with
concentric
circular
points
around it
vicious
blade-like
claws
and an
apparatus
of
lenses
uh
coming out
of a
central
point
it's
held
aloft
on
four
uh
like
a
quadrupedal
set
of
legs
and has
a vast
stack
that
spews
out
magical
energy
from
its
backs
oh
i see
and this
one is
in an
offensive
stance
right
correct
okay
so we
now know
this is
a trap
broadly
uh
for my
last
action
uh
i
happen to
be an
expert
on
machines
and
the
score
in
i'm
going to
attempt
a recall
knowledge
check
on this
absolutely
this
would be
a crafting
check
okay
that's
better
than
my
lord
is
a score
in
so i'll
take it
uh
six on
a die
but it
still gets
me a
okay
so this
is enough
for you
to get
a baseline
information
it's not
a great
role but
it's enough
for you
to to
know a
little bit
about these
um
you can
ask me
one thing
offense or
defense and
i will
answer with
information about
i got a
higher role
could i ask
more questions
absolutely
i will
reroll with a
hero point
sure
i think
knowing the
uh the
nature of
our destroyer
oh well
that was one
point higher
but shouldn't
it be three
points higher
well it it
should actually
yeah because
you rolled
let's see
yeah it
should be it
should be but
it should be
10 10
above this so
that's enough
for you to
ask two
questions um
specifically if
you would like
to know about
offense and
defense i can
give you
information
um for
both um
so you'd
know about
its defenses
this thing
um is
resistant to
physical damage
and spell
damage
uh
yeah you
need like
adamantine
style weapons
to pierce
these types
of constructs
um they
are naturally
invisible uh
until they
attack at which
point they
become concealed
so what your
light has done
has kind of
given it the
state it would
naturally be in
if it made
an offensive
action um as
it has like
invisibility
engines um
the the most
notable thing
beyond its
effective blade
blade arms is
that this
possesses a
beam weapon
called an
exo reality
beam um
that unleashes
dizzying beams
from its uh
like the chest
array uh that
can scramble the
brains of those
it strikes
well that
sounds pretty
bad um
can i ask a
pointed question
about its
defenses
sure
um what
which of
its saves
is the
worst
reflex
good to
know
all right
uh that's i
think my two
questions
as and you
cast a spell
for two and
you recalled
knowledge for
one so next
up
absolutely
oh wouldn't
you know
it's the
construct
that sounds
bad which
is going to
advance up to
here uh you
see it it's
like the the
shimmer shape of
it under the
lights trundle
forward uh it's
sort of a ray
is pointing as
it um
yeah
it's gonna
unleash a cone
as it unleashes a
dizzying blast of
energy
striking
um
a variety of
people
uh here
let me
uh striking a
variety of
people can i get
uh gorkamunger
or an andro
hua to give me
that reflex save
please
nine d6
okay
yeah
rolling taking
the worst
and the worst
is really bad
i rolled a four
uh for
oran
either way
that's gonna
fail i'm gonna
hear
say yeah
critically fail
yeah
okay
regular
success
okay
cool
okay
yeah i got
like a 38
for you
uh
but that one
wouldn't be a 38
because it rolled
up higher than
yeah
um
okay cool
oh you're right
sorry i cut the
wrong thing
my bad
you're good
you're good
all right so
this is gonna be
full damage
to oran
uh to oran
and gorgamunger
so i'll just
gorgamunger
oh
half damage to
rahua
the gnarly effect
the sound
scared me
yeah
and you are
stupefied for the
next minute
oran
that's my default
state
technically says
gorgamunger
um and that's
that one's go
to explain
to explain stupefied
for people
uh your thoughts
and instincts
are clouded
sorry it's a new
thing and teaching
people uh your
thoughts and instincts
are clouded
stupefied always
includes a value
blah blah blah
you take a status
penalty equal to
its value to
intelligence wisdom
and charisma based
checks and dc's
including will
saving throws
spell attack
modifiers
spell dc's
and spell checks
to use these
attribute modifiers
anytime you attempt
to cast a spell
while stupefied
the spell is
disrupted unless
you cast a dc
six flat check
with a dc
equal to five
plus your
stupefied value
yeah don't get
hit by that
if you cast spells
this one uh a
second one appears
to the other side
its form shimmering
this one is not
invisible but it
is um it is now
concealed as it
takes a hostile
action and now
i'm going to get
the other three
of you to please
give me a reflex
save
come on man
yeah
five five five
come on now
there you go
i like how i
didn't have a chance
to position myself
so i'm just caught
in this attack
anyway
uh oh it
didn't post in
the chat for
me or is it
yeah i also
don't see it
oh one sec
sorry sorry
sorry sorry
there we go
private roll
okay there we go
oh yeah
yeah i can turn
that up
cool
reflex save
oh my god
here it is
here we go
for a 38
which is
i noticed you did
raise your power
at fucking all
during her roll
that's on you
i'm gonna re-roll
that with a hero
point
i'm still gonna
take my complication
sure
yeah this one's on
you chat
critical success
oh that's a
crisp
that's a backflip
all right
yeah but i'm still
going to take my
complication
um and i'm gonna
take oh that
one's for an
attack roll
damn it
all right this
one is deeply
funny for a
very uh dire
situation uh this
one is from
kaigen
kaigen
something the
complication name
is did i leave
the stove on
player will suddenly
remember a very
important event
slash task they
were supposed to
do earlier in the
day something that
is more important
than what is
currently happening
right now i guess
you were brewing
beer all right
you're all
fucking
that's still
shit on
that's gonna be
ruined
zabel zap's
trading a post
just in flames
oh god damn it
did i tell zabel zap
that i forgot to
to put the fire
out
cool uh you
are
um
going to be
stunned one for
the next turn so
you lose one
action
damn it
all right
let's go
vena you're up
all right
oh by the way i
should mention as
it materializes
it's floating above
the ground
hovering in the air
after unleashing its
beam on you
son of a bitch i'm
gonna have to spend
shits to get up
there
uh is the other
one on the ground
yes yeah it's
on the it's on
the ground
okay well uh
time to split up
gang i'm going
to i believe i
have enough yes
i just have enough
to tumble through
um so i'm gonna
give you a tumble
through here
oh wait it's this
one
what if your
earthbind that one
off the railing
just falls through
its death
uh that'd be
pretty funny
wouldn't it
really funny
i mean it did
zabble zab give
me my earthbind
scroll
oh crit success
damn
tumble through
wait he did
yeah i just don't
think we've had
i because because
again we didn't
have time before
the session to
get it that's
okay i'm sorry
oh wait uh do
i need to roll the
conceal check if
i'm not hitting it
uh if you're not
hitting it you're
fine okay sick
um and then
now with my
panache
i'm going to
attempt to
finish him
sure thing
uh let's
let's see
oh my god
come on man
it begins
so thurston
i i see that
you our our
pity point bar
is full from
our very
generous chat
donations
um so
uh uh i i
wonder i you
know i will be
taking another
complication of
course of course
it's a good thing
i picked more
um this is so
hey thurston
okay pick your
complication
okay
uh
um here we go
there's one right
beneath it from
sylvain the
complication name
is achoo
you released a
very sudden
loud
powerful
sneeze
specifies you
did not have
time to cover
your mouth or
turn away
okay cool
um so you've
used your two
actions to
fly on in and
try to stab you
can you can
you can re-roll the
attack now
amazing you
uh that
whiffs
uh well
technically it'll
hit because the
plus 10 because the
plus 10 because you
rolled a six
that's true
click the concealed
dice because that
could matter
oh there's the
20 that's the one
that nat 20
that's the one
that nat 20 is
i'm gonna walk
into the sun
power wrong
i'm gonna i'm
gonna i'm killing
a hostage
whoa you may now
give me give me uh
give me damage
32 points of
damage
uh yeah
he's gonna take
less than that
only takes 22
as you find that
your weapon does
not necessarily
pierce the metal
exterior of this
thing well
okay that was a
pretty standard
vena turn
everybody
goodbye
all right
baldrick
you're up
okay i'm gonna
have baldrick
move behind
this table
okay
okay i was i was
worried like my
mic had fucked up
again
oh no
uh
so i'm gonna
move there for
one action
i am now going
to take cover
okay
how much cover is
this table providing
are you planning to
are you planning to
attack because
remember if you're
going to attack
i'm just i'm
cover yeah i i
remember that just
now because you
told me you're good
so i would say i
would say this would
give you standard
cover if you take
cover behind this
right now it'd be
lesser cover and
then if you take
cover you'll get
standard cover
okay so first and
foremost i'm going
to throw an acid
flask at the target
yeah yeah i have
one remaining from
my general crafting
because i did all my
shit beforehand on
the on the cart
somehow don't ask i
don't know uh so
it's concealed that's a
dc5 so if i roll my
thing now roll it and
there'll be a button
now that'll tell you to
do the conceal yeah
so as long as not
the versatile vial
not that one
boundary there we
go there we go
strike acid let's
go
uh that'll be a hit
let me roll my
concealment check
11 that'll that'll
succeed and that'll
hit the target
damage uh this is
with sticky bomb
yeah uh same
roll as last time i
threw one but hey
that's okay yeah i
will sheave my no
acid flask because i've
run out of them so a
funny note about these
things is they're
resistant to spells
they are resistant to
physical uh alchemy is
neither of those
oh my god that is
proper gremlin
it's time for me to
time for me to take
cover now i take
cover uh hang on
did it actually select
the right one yeah
it takes take cover
no cover standard
there we go at least
from the guy to my
north the other guy is
going to be another
problem but i think
you guys have that
one i'm just going to
hide over here and
stack dots because
that's all i can do
good luck for who
i can okay all right
you're up rahua that
is such a good thing
that i am up i'm very
happy for this
hmm
vena gorgomonger and
oran seem to have that
one handled you're
stacking dots on that
one i think that i want
to participate in that
action
let me uh let me
just do a little
fucking bursting here
i need a measurement
tool for this one
let me just
turn it down to 20
oh set up the burst
tool there we go
20 point burst
well that's quite large
uh remind again how
to draw the burst
there we go there we
go that's fine
perfect
oh let's just do
that right here
so thirst him
this uh this
wonderful
this score and
construct right here
the air crackles
and begins to heat
up
as seemingly out of
nowhere with a snap
of his fingers
rahua attempts to
cast divine
immolation
okay i need that
construct to make a
dc 26 reflex save
so which was
specifically which
where are you placing
the the burst because
you uh the place
of course the burst is
going to go
all right it's a 20
foot burst i'm just
gonna move that right
here
no on top of it
right there so we
don't burn baldrick to
death in the process
that one okay
yeah
okay
makes reflex save
yeah
it will succeed but
you can roll damage
still
i will still roll
damage that
is a shame
and piddly damage
at that
that was worthless
it takes
no damage
okay
you conjure forth
this like pillar
of anarchic flame
uh that that scours
the air in a cylinder
and much like the
dragon breath of
gorgamonger
this thing is
unscathed
okay
well that's
that's a damn
shame now isn't
it
i'm gonna
you know you
know what
i didn't expect to
get this far
i'm gonna i'm gonna
invoke one of my
uh invested items
right here and let
me just uh
let me drop that
in there
that's gonna be the
essence of majesty
i'm just gonna
i'm gonna throw a
cantrip out
i'm gonna throw a
cantrip out
which one
we're gonna try
an arch
actually it might be
out of range
hold on
i
i'm gonna
raise my
shield
cool
you know what
i did the best i
could and i think
that's just great
we're gonna die
all right
yeah
all right
and your turn
or who else
pass it on
i'm passing the
football here we
go
round two
it's up
fight
all right
all right
uh basically
what oran's gonna
do uh he's gonna
do tina movement
with gargermanger
uh here in a
little bit
just like basically
to clear that and
of course he's gonna
do the whole
shebang that he
did last time
he's gonna
uh we're hoping
this works
because it's gonna
take a lot of
rolling
just double checking
what stupefy
does
okay yeah
uh we do
extend boost
they're like
do your best
buddy with
reinforce idol
so he can
start tanking
um he casts
that he
succeeds
um
sorry i will
get my
cure point
back because i
did the thing
for that
and um
so he succeeds
on that
uh i need
to roll
dc six
flat check
give me a
moment because
i'm stupefied
try to get
the thing
for it
do apologize
it might if
you cast the
spell give you
like the button
maybe if you
cast it
i can go to
the effect
and do it
one
now i'll
re-roll
that
it begins
yeah there's a
ten
there you go
now the hero
point goes away
here we go
because i want
that to happen
because that helps
out a lot
um so basically
because i wrote all
that i get a
complication
complicate
an extremely
sharpened image
of of
orin where
it says the
bearer of the
curse
true
all right let's
see
uh
we're gonna go
with the
complication from
therapy bear who
says full circle
you fail so
spectacularly that
it comes back
around to a
minor success
but in the most
inconvenient way
possible
thank you so
much therapy bear
for that
for submitting
complication for
us from patreon
okay
okay
cast the spell
it's already done
i don't see it in
chat though
uh it's enhanced
i don't that's
what i'm enhancing
gorgmonger
it's already done
sorry sorry
okay you just
didn't cast the spell
you don't do it
like that
oh okay
if you need a
description here you
go
no no no it's
good that was that
was it because it
is a cantrip like
you can't drop it
in there that was
all it's just
checking okay cool
yeah that's an
infinite cantrip i
can do forever and
ever and ever and
ever yeah
that's like that's a
focused cantrip i
mean you can do it
forever and ever
uh so basically
that's one action
because that's a
free action the
boost thing and it
does that uh
because it's
success that means
reinforce i don't
that means he gets
the resistance stuff
down that lasts
for three turns
instead of four
and now i'm
going to give
all the rest of
my actions to
gorgomonger as
gorgomonger takes
one step forward
uh that will
allow oran to
also move uh
which he is going
to go down to
here because of
tandem movement
uh he's going to
go all the way
down here just
behind this fountain
oh there's a
yeah this fountain
thing here and
that'll be uh that
tandem movement now
gorgomonger has
two actions left
and gorgomonger
with his dragon
stuff uh he is
going to do
you'll probably
get a lot of
windows up and
draconic frenzy
basically what that
means your eidolon
takes one strike
with her primary
unarmed attack and
two strikes with
their secondary
unarmed attack in
any order if any
of these attacks
critically hits an
enemy your eidolon
instantly recovers the
use of their breath
weapon so basically
what gorgomonger's
going to do come
in for the jaws
attack go
rock that's his
main one 13 on
the die for a
total of 34 he
is concealed we're
going to see if
that hits it does
that's 2d8 plus
seven for a total
of 20 damage for
it takes 10 he
will now come in
for his other two
attacks he's going
for the jaws for
mp minus four he
unfortunately gets a
miss on that just
in case there's any
reaction things or
anything else to
do that is a nine
so it doesn't
happen uh last
one for the mp
minus uh four let
me just make sure
the kind of frenzy
is whatever about
it i don't think it
really matters you
know critically hit
him here yeah it'll
be mp minus 10
rolls for it what
does make a hit we're
going to do the
concealed thing he
fails the concealed
thing unfortunately so
none of that
happens so the
damage is cancelled
gorgomarker only gets
one hit him but he
did his best sorry
for a long term
you're good tannis
are you up all
right so a thought
occurs to me we
might not actually
need to fight these
guys if we rush in
through these doors i
can wall of stone the
entrance out that way
and maybe we can just
pill for the inside
here find whatever's
there how do we feel
about that interesting
theory i do feel like
they'll probably chase
us they will but
they'll also need to
go through the wall of
stone there's also two
doors exactly well wall
of stone can get like
just block off all of
it um something to
think about not
something for right now
here's what i'm gonna
do very easy i'm going
to target um this
individual floating i'm
going to whip out my
scroll of earthbind and
i'm going to cast earthbind
shocking and surprising
so that beautiful uh
little mean mother
hover is gonna have to
make me a dc 29
fortitude
i hate that it says
fall safely yeah it
does fall safely no
matter what first of
all first of all hit the
conceal button oh oh
that matters for this oh
no yeah it's a spell
you're targeting oh
oh oh oh oh
hey close
hmm it's uh it's very
it's very happy uh it's
not quite a crit but it's
a success all right well
so it will fall it will
fall a hundred and twenty
feet down the good news
is is literally whether it
succeeded or critically
failed all of that shit
was irrelevant to me
because we're definitely
a hundred and more than
120 feet up all that is
really gonna do is just
force it to spend a shit
ton of movement that's
really helpful that's
worth it it's gonna take
all that acid damage
coming up and uh for
my next trick i'm going
to uh once again recall
knowledge i want to ask
thirsting more questions
okay um so let's see
how i do that's gonna be
a 38 i suppose i do i
have to roll concealed if
i'm uh recalling
knowledge nope okay
nope you can ask me one
more question on these
things okay that's gonna
tap out your your
knowledge on them
totally fair what's
their hp pool
um they hover in the
150 to 200
you were to stat that out
they are they're they're
heavy-ish
all right so these guys
are heavy heavy heavy we
need to be expecting to
burn through about 400 hp
all right that's turn
okay
all right
uh hey vena remember how
you sneezed
yeah that's gonna attract
its attention first attack
oh damn it
oh
uh it's concealed because
it's dazzled by the light
that'll hit
it hits you with one of
its blades which as the
blade impacts you you
feel it vibrate in your
skin
doing sonic damage
uh it goes for a second
blade
oh fuck
crits you
oh my god if i if i were
to nimble dodge would that
negate the crit
makes the concealed
uh no it criticals you by
a lot
oh
by a lot a lot
i'm just gonna roll this
here
it's gonna be 44 more
points
it's a good scream
that's a really good scream
if you want to change your
voice go your character
sheet and there's a
microphone button and you
can change that it's
gonna use third action
because you sneezed
oh
don't do that one though
come on man
uh you can take a reaction
no it didn't
oh yeah
oh yeah it didn't
crit mess um
all right that's that
one's go
i'm testing the sounds can
you hear them when i click
the button
no you're good
okay thank you
that's it
okay
vena you're up
oh and then this one
takes acid damage yes
oof that is a good dot
okay
ow
ow
ow
that that would
the ow
okay
um
i'm going to
oop
there we go
it
you can't see it
it recovered
as it's floating
back up the acid
falling off of its
hole
well fuck you then
i'll just put it right
back on your fucking
round ass
stupid round robot
fuck you
it also didn't take
any offensive actions
so it also turns
offensive
avina
all right i'm gonna get
all right i'm gonna get
some finash
that i succeeded
yeah
yeah
all right
oh yes i got a 36
for a critical success
uh i'm gonna hit it
with my sword
boom
yes
big critical
okay okay
power's coming
on the finisher
thank you
thank you chat
thank you for your power
i don't wanna
i don't wanna take away
from this
oh not the concealed
button
oh no
you made it
you made it
oh my god
just there we go
oh good lord
all right roll it
the universe decided
to be a little funny
with me there
all right
let's go
that's a lot
oh
61 points of damage
51 then
you start tearing
between uh
stabbing elegantly
between the various
plates on this thing
come on
little bastard
there's cracking
of gears
and other things
um as it's
it's like
ponderously
trying to swipe
at you again
uh and then
i'm going to
with my
final action
i'm going to
hit it with a
feint
yeah
get more panache
um
there we go
um
oh wait i didn't
actually click the
feint
feint
i'm dumb
yeah just re-roll
it with the feint
this one
yeah
there we go
that's gonna succeed
all right
that will succeed
that one you do
have to actually
also roll concealment
on though
oh i do
that as opposed
to the
the doctor
you're fine
again
it keeps giving
me a six
all right
it's a song
that's vena
that's my go
oh my bones
i can't
attack an
invisible target
right
well remember
okay so the
invisible target
is also 60
feet down
oh right
you can't like
even angle
see it
yeah
you could just
drop it over
the edge though
it probably
can't avoid it
i'm not gonna
risk that
but however
there is a
very funny target
over here that i
can engage with
them yeah
i got a question
yeah if i stand
behind this
fountain
yeah
does that give
me any cover
i'd give you
cover
okay in that
case i'm not
gonna take cover
behind it but i
will yeah
um to the edge
yeah i'm thinking
who i want to be
hit by a cone
attack more
rahua or
oran
i'm your
healer
i'll go i'll go
next to rahua
because if you
get coned at
least you can
survive it
better
i'm gonna remove
my cover
it does have to
do a fort save
from the crit
from veena
oh it does
it passes
i i i imagine
thanks chat
so what level
what level of
cover is this
uh just standard
cover
okay i'm not
taking cover
behind it i just
i'm applying the
cover now
sure
and i will
target the
target
and
a bomb
i'm thinking
about what
bomb i should
use first
a bomb
because everything
is everything
is is a
bomb yes
but
i tell you
what i'm gonna
try first and
foremost with a
frost vial to
see if i can
give it a
penalty to
move
go my son
okay let me
roll my
yeah
oh look how
close you are
yeah you made
it
boy
all right
i hit him
with the cold
and you
this thing will
now take a
minus 10 foot
penalty to
its speed until
the end of
its next turn
yes
that's the
first go
i will then
draw and
throw
what
on earth
do you know
what let's
debuff the
hell out of
this thing
bottled
lightning
coming at
you
football
oh that's
that was also
supposed to be a
map minus five
so it doesn't
matter
yeah it's gonna
be
i'm gonna
yeah
so i i
could i will
spend the hero
point to
re-roll that
just deduct five
from it thurston
um here's what i
would suggest doing
roll the concealed
first because
all you would
technically okay
now re-roll it
yeah yeah
so just apply a
minus five to
this i'm gonna
re-roll this
with a hero
point
sweet
oh fuck
that well
okay actually
plus ten uh
but then minus
five yeah no
still not quite
enough it'll take
the splash though
the splash will
still damage in
yep i'll roll
the i'll roll the
damage and you
just yeah just
click it and i'll
just apply splash
only there you
go got it
it's doing damage
to it it's funny
that all my shit
just goes through
it because it's
not magic it's
chemical it's
it's chemical
it's a different
makes a lot of
sense right now
how do you make
chemical electricity
that's insane
ruah it's time
to do exactly
nothing again
ruah is just
gonna slide on
up there's
okay spells
aren't working
out let's try
some percussive
maintenance instead
and i'm gonna
attempt to
do a two action
strike on this
creature please
let me target
him thank you
uh and we're
gonna do a
restorative strike
release attempt
to
i'll put that
in there
always give it
the option to
but it doesn't
matter because i
still have to do
a regular attack
anyway yeah
here we go
sealed and stuff
oh that's a hit
roll conceal
seal oh
oh it's a flat
check you do
have a hero
point that is
true i i will
roll a hero point
to attempt to do
something for my
teammates do it
up i'm gonna
re-roll okay
yeah i can just
re-roll that one
hero point
hero point
oh did i beat
it yeah
that's gonna
well let's see
you got a 38
38 to hit but
17 on the
conceal check
actually that's
gonna be a crick
because it didn't
apply the flat
footed because
you're flanking
with vena
hey that's pretty
good
you rode that
critical
i'll do
i'll throw the
critical
let's go
teamwork
damage
and
fatal pick
love that fatal
pick
trash that
son of a
bitch
slamming down
that pick
trying
yeah i
succeed here
that's
okay i wasn't
gonna move it
all right uh
and then i'm
gonna do my
one action
heal for
double check
was worse off i think it's vena who's worse comparative yeah yeah i'm having a tough time
yeah but you're having a real bad time here let me in let me hit you up with a lot thank you thank
you very much yeah of course yeah i'm a my wonderful patented rahua one action heel pill
here you go thanks bud of course real a real outset patreon
wow that was dog ass wow wow 12 points of healing that bit confused the out of me
actually when you do restorative strength does it say you have to do a one action heal or you're
just casting heal it says one action heal it just doesn't have it like built into the actual thing
i recall if i recall okay so it's a fly effect but i'm doing i'm doing um same tune here sorry
because one action heal is a touch spell um yeah because it's because of the way it works
you do cast one action heal it doesn't need necessarily high don't have to be next to vena
for it i can hit any creature that's adjacent to it uh you bounce your brother scales or string
yourself a trigger to vote cast a one action armor heal spell to heal yourself can be outside the
spells range provided it's adjacent to the enemy you hit okay awesome yeah i'll just make it sure
like i'm i'm on your team i'm like let's make sure we're doing this right my bad oh yeah yeah
yeah no i'm very solid on on that the rules of that one so i just might smack the creature
stopping on your toes on it my bad it it's okay it's okay my my duties are okay thank you for
apologizing though uh roa smacks this creature gouging out its mechanicals a little bit and sends
whatever animate motive force into vena instead healing for a paltry 12 points
yeah it's because he doesn't have much life force it's all right bud it's it's you know i i did my
best i'll probably regret my actions in the next two minutes no it's okay i believe in you
oren go yeah it's oren it's oren time he's gonna oren all over the place um all right
oh i need it i need to heal vena very badly so i'm gonna have to take the risk of the super fire
because i think that stuck on me for a minute which means the entire combat so oof uh basically
i should have done some extra reading here actually but i'll do that later
uh oren is going to spend a with his staff and go and try to uh use a two action heal on vena
just to make sure we're in range we are do that to to vena don't worry i'll get the stupefied here
in a second make sure it happens no it doesn't sorry you're lost anyway uh gregor marcus uh look at
this thing and try to bite it yeah yeah oh that will be a crit if he hits he does he does hell yeah
very nice that's going to be crit damage uh for total 44 points of damage
tearing this thing apart ripping the metal pieces off of it
yeah garbar just stands on top of it just metal in its mouth and just drops it and
he gets a mighty stance to do a roar goes way our boy um our beautiful boy with that uh
to know oren's like there's still the invisible thing somewhere else there's still another one
gorgomonger help vena and gorgomonger's like way and uh he'll head over to you vena
uh for his second action and just to make sure i don't think he has doctor's visitation
and make a map minus five attack on vena yeah yes he should sorry he's out for blood
he's gonna fucking kill you
damn i understand buddy's got some bloodlust uh yeah considering the fact he can't do that for you
right now he'll he'll stick to here um the hopefully help battlefield medicine you later
if oren can't get you on that that's the end of oren's turn
all right all right
ten house of time ten house or ten we're making that happen now all right uh i'm going to go ahead
my turn is going to be very very simple i'm going to cast a three action earthworks
um and because uh i am high enough level um i am going to be creating a 15 foot burst along the
side of this building so i'm just going to put it like here i guess um sure that is going to become
difficult terrain and that is going to also include difficult terrain for flying creatures
which should hopefully delay this thing's appearance by a whole nother turn as it simply
attempts to crawl up the wall that is the tan has her turn
all right vena you're up okie dokie well there's not a lot vena can do on her turn with that
thang uh off the off the edge there um can i quickly shout to vena yep hey we should probably fan
out for when that thing comes back probably
uh and i'm going to i don't know if i want to bamf out the wings because i i don't want to meet
that thing over there i probably should i will um i'm going to two action use wings of air okay
fire effect she can fly she can fly she can fly she can fly yeah i'm going to sky captain vena
yeah i guess oh my bones uh and i'm going to still sparkling with panache i'm gonna go move
here okay and i'm going to jump off the side above the balcony indeed and i'm going to have so much to
live for sorry tauser i gotta go
um and that will have to be my turn just repositioning and getting ready baldrick
um can i prepare an action yeah you can ready it's basically you spend two actions to like ready
or and yeah so what i'm gonna do
is how how detailed can i get with uh ready action it's mostly like i will do this when this happens
so use two um and so you can use a single action or a free action with a trigger so like you can like
basically ready an action to throw an alchemist fire something or like an alchemical flask okay so what
i'm gonna do in that case then is i'm going to stand on the other side of this uh over here
and i'm going to let me just measure yeah so i'm gonna ready an action no matter how far away it gets
from whoever yeah uh when it appears to engage and will presumably just go into concealment am i able to
hit it during concealment or will i have to wait until after it attacks uh you would you need to
like have a visible target so once it appears and it's visible you can say as soon as i have any idea
where it is i throw a bomb at it yeah i'll do that and i'll throw a uh bottled lightning for when it does
appear again cool rua you're up all right uh who is going to take this moment to move up to here
and is going to cast fly on himself okay roda starts levitating orin you're up okay uh what orin's going
to do uh is that he is going to cast lay on hands on himself
and since i know where i'm at but still i have to do a flat check and i'm good
now basically the main reason of doing laying hands on myself because is to get rid of stupefy
uh basically to elaborate why uh so my uh archetype feats which is the blessed one uh that allows
me to get the laying hand stuff and i have mercy of the mind with greater mercy that means uh you
uh you faith enhance your ability to remove conditions add the following options of list
conditions you can counteract or any type of mercy you can grant and one of them is basically
uh stupefied if i got this right let me see
nope sorry yeah mercy of the mind pretty much just stupefied and uh no i'm sorry yeah
yeah get stupefied for that and go ha and get that ready if i read that right
yeah
yes that so basically stupefied goes goodbye
now i don't have to worry about that as much anymore so it's one action and i also get the
healing from it
do apologize making sure i get 30 points of healing oh get that so now i'm all typed up
and funny enough gorgermunker can't fly because of my summoner stuff
uh idolins get flying way later but ori can fly but of course he wants to help out veena before she
uh disappears uh into the grand beyond so i need to find a way to get to you
because you ran away from the healing whoops yep that's what i was going to battle for medicine you
and you ran off my bad i said it out loud i'm i'm so sorry now you're going there with half health
and if he hits you and you fall down a billion feet you die like die that would be pretty funny
would be pretty bad it would be pretty funny so i'm gonna have to measure this uh i am able to
still try to help you here uh oren is going to do two things he's going to do one action of moving up to
30 and then he's gonna do doctor's visitation to come right up to you and doctor visitation allows
me to do first aid on you so that's what i'm going to do real fast vena before you go
here eat this worm
you got it that's my favorite activity i want to see if i can get assurance on this one train do you see
sorry ignore this one if it sure doesn't do it right it would fail okay we'll do the other thing
then i don't know i don't know how it is by math all right there we go uh do assurance basically for
that uh for the dc 20 check which will give you it was only 19 i'll apply the healing for you oh
it'll give you a better chance uh to get in on for that so that is the end of oren's turn after
gorgomonger will also take his last action to move up um all right he'll move on top of the stable
sorry about that so oh yes question for you big guy um first of all give me a perception check
you've got it uh already then it just leaves that was that was honestly something i was probably going
gonna do anyway uh that is yeah it's it's leaving um you you can see that this this thing is flying
it's probably now somewhere the area of 200 feet away moving away it looks like it made it a little
bit up and then started jetting off and based on your internal uh algorithmic calculations with your
enhanced brain you're able to tell this thing turntail as soon as the other one was torn apart
huh it's afraid it's a frayed
yeah
okay all the screaming done with vena can you come back to solid ground before lapel duvede comes into play
sure sure um are we out of initiative yet yep okay whew
uh first things first most important of all uh i'm going to walk up to this iscorin war machine
and
um
oh
fuck wait hold on i need to read this and make sure i understand it properly
i want to use reverse engineer on this iscorin war machine
uh but i don't think that quite works the way i wanted it to uh oh yes i'd like to use reverse
engineer to learn the formula for the zest score and war machine
all right all the materials are right here yeah they're all the materials are right here
and and crafting it takes a long time learning a formula that's i don't believe that's tying to any
well it's not a traditional formula it's a rich sense it's okay i can learn those two
yes yes yes um
so
this would be
kind of kind of similar and i'll use like a baseline here this would be similar to like an
animate object type thing um so this would let's see
this would be about akin to a
i know i have to i have to find it i i will get i will get you i will get you the uh the the
necessary information for this but i will say that it is um something you can do it's just
going to be fairly high level so totally fine i would be shocked if it was otherwise yeah as you
start like piling over the the the like torn remains and analyzing it i assume everyone
else kind of catching your breath here yep orange no longer stupid it's true
so isn't that right it looks at camera
you're not stupid buddy i think you're the smartest guy i know ah thanks miss vena
so should we go and try to find where the fucking athian was yeah where is that guy
i'm willing to imagine that he or an entourage of like-minded simpletons await us inside the parlor
you hear clacking very subdued but you hear like clacking of shoes on stone
coming almost from the other side of this wall
wasn't so burst down that wall
by by the other side of this wall do you mean like on the surface like over here as
as in you remember last time you were here this wall was like a secret door that an athian took to come
it
i see no reason for us not to use it hang on sure pardon me pardon me oh sorry
wait i don't get to do this very often all right disappointing really orange i hit the deck in our like dives
behind hey thirst i'm going to use my last coring charge that i created before the item was scoured
from my inventories um yeah you absolutely can i i at this point yes it would be very nice if we could just
find it baldrick wants to blow something up yeah sure okay so you set the coring charge up um just
like get everyone to pull back all right and just a little injection and he pulls out a little syringe
with the catalyst and he injects it into the thing as it has been adhered to the wall
fire the hole get behind this potted plant oh shit
as you say this potted plant bomb it's been planted
yeah um where's the bomb where's the bomb where's the bomb there's an explosion door stuck um
the the explosion takes the door off like chunks of stone and are tossed everywhere there's dust
and then there is a shadow the clacking
very marvelous and stepping through is a figure whose haughty voice you recognize
as as as they step out from the from the smoke there oh very good but i think it is time we finally
have a proper chat and out of it that's the codpiece imperial majesty of the mysterious man known only
as the hegemon i've got to eat your bones
and that is where oh we are going to end today's session yeah let's go
i've never been so happy to be ambushed
save do we have a second coring charge to put on his codpiece yeah yeah
grab him and make it like we'll wait mr poprick you just make another one we'll put it inside his
intestines oh i wish i could but i've some i somehow forgot how to make it we'll we'll work that out
later oh no he forgot maybe the powers that be will help you remember
but of course thank you everybody for watching this amazing episode of rocker we hope you had
a fantastic time please let people know we exist and stuff like that as we do these shows we put a
lot of effort into the stuff like this but of course the ones who also make this amazing and
in able to make it happen so i'm trying to do time trying to find where my thing went uh so of
course amazing players bring you these amazing shows starting off with odo who are you where can
they find you hey hello i'm odo you can find me on the socials you can find me at blue sky at
otobytes you can find me on the uh discord at just odo uh you can find me on tumblr if you dare
and uh excellent session i cannot wait to figure out what this what the fuck this dude has to say
and of course we have hoki that's me i'm hoki crow you can find me at twitch same spelling
forward slash hoki crow you can find me over on x blue sky pretty much every social is the exact same
spelling capital h capital k you will find me and you can accost me there guy speaker
hi i'm speaker d you can find me on blue sky and you can find me in your dreams trying to give you
the keys that you need to figure out who it was that killed laura palmer that gum you like is coming
back in style speaking of being back in style we got erndel hi my name is erndel and you can meet me
had many social medias including twitter blue sky tumblr and basically nowhere else and it's been a
lot of fun i'm looking forward to where whatever is going to happen next at this juncture because we
got a lot we got our game master thurston hello thank you everybody really appreciate it it's always
fun to be gaming uh you can find me at all the things that on call gm um uh i'm i'm excited now now and
now now now reveals all right excellent yay and of course i have been your host for this evening
zorn the wizard if i made zorn the wizard.com and with everything else like that i've been playing
oran with my amazing friends and of course with amazing audience like you guys of course we'll see
you guys next time so long farewell it's you for another episode of rock grind goodbye
you