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The Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem can be heard live on KBEAR 101 weekdays at 12pm MST. Viktor and Peaches talk about a wide variety of topics depending on the day and you never know what to expect!
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The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
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Well, it's Monday.
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Maddie is here.
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Victor is not.
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I tried getting Tyson, Jade's assistant to join us, but, unfortunately, he's not feeling well.
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I'm not there.
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Feeling well.
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But you're you're a trooper.
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Yeah.
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I I I made it here no matter what.
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So You just have, like, the sniffles, and that's really it.
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Yeah.
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Friday night was a little bit rough.
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I took a nap from, like, 7PM to 9PM, and I woke up and I literally thought I was going to die.
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Oh.
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But I'm good now ish.
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Ish.
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Ish.
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Yeah.
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Compared to Friday night.
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Last Tuesday, it was horrible for me.
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I I spent I stayed up all night just my nose kept running.
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The worst part about it when you're sick, you have a runny nose and you have a CPAP is that you have to keep taking the mask off, grab the tissue, put the CPAP back on, take it back off.
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And I can tell you, after a couple hours of sleeping, I woke up snotting the CPAP.
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No way.
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Yep.
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What like, what kind of mask is it?
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Is it like the one that goes over the
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Right over the nose, over the mouth.
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One of those ones.
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Yes.
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That's the one that's the one I prefer.
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The the only nose one's kinda weird.
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Yeah.
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And
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I don't know.
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Because I feel like if you're that type of person to where, like, you use the nose plug in, but then you also like mouth tape, there's no point.
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You just have to have the full mask.
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Dude, I would worry I'd suffocate
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to death.
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Right.
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Like, with mouth tape, I am too much of a mouth breather.
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Me too.
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My nose is too much plugged up.
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I'm gone.
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Yeah.
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I have a terrible, terrible nose.
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But, yeah.
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I was asleep all day last Tuesday.
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Took that day off.
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So jealous.
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And Wednesday was I still didn't sound good at all last week.
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I sound better this week.
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Yeah.
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You do.
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Yeah.
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You we traded created voices.
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Now you sound, you know, nice and lively, and I sound a little bit deathly.
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To me, you kinda sound the same.
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You're such a hater.
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He don't sound that bad.
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You sound the same.
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Okay.
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But on Friday, on my show, we discussed movies that you haven't seen.
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We did.
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I do recall.
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Listener Dakota even said on, the Facebook group saying he was appalled on how many movies people have not seen.
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He didn't name you specifically.
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Oh, no.
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But we did spend like, me and you spent, like, over ten minutes just listing off movies.
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I do recall.
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Where is that, question I was gonna
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pull up here?
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I'm looking for it right now.
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I found it.
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I found it.
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So Fridays to Peach, their own question was, what movie have you never seen that always shocks people?
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As in you always get, what do you mean you haven't seen, insert movie title here?
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And I haven't seen the original Godfather.
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Is there even a remake?
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I haven't seen the the I haven't seen the Godfather one.
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Of course, I haven't seen two.
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Most of the Harry Potter movies, I haven't seen, but that's out of choice.
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I just don't care.
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Yeah.
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And I haven't read any of the books either.
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You haven't read any of the neither have I.
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I can't tell you the last time I read a full book.
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It's good for everyone.
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Right.
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And they're all British in the movies, aren't they?
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Yeah.
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They're a little bit British.
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Yeah.
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Maybe
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you're Shaw.
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You know, that type of thing.
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So would you wanna go down this list of what listeners haven't seen?
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Yeah.
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Absolutely.
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Alex wrote for the longest time, and I'm going to catch flack for this, Princess Bride.
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I watched it and it was an okay movie.
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The way people talk about it, I was expecting a masterpiece.
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I love The Princess Bride.
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I think it's one of the best movies ever.
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Yeah.
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Don't tell Josh and Chantal what, Alex said.
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I think they'd be very sad.
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Are they are they big fans?
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay.
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Good.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good.
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I've I've I've seen it.
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ET.
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Haven't seen ET.
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I didn't realize the actor who plays ET has no legs.
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There's an actor?
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Yeah.
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There's a guy because back then you didn't have the technology.
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What?
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I figured I thought thought he just had, like, a puppet.
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Like, the other weird niche puppetry show there was.
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I think it was, like, an online joke.
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I'm sure it probably was an online joke.
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Maybe he was, number tier, but he was just kinda scooting around.
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There was, like, a guy with no legs on a skateboard that's like, this is the guy that played E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The E.
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T.
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The
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Maybe that's my next career choice.
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There was a dude in the r two d two robot.
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Yeah.
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He was a little person.
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And the guy who played Chewbacca was seven foot three.
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His name's Peter Mayhew.
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So pretty much you and Victor.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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True.
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Hey.
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That's a Halloween costume for, this upcoming Halloween.
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You haven't seen E.
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T.
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Nope.
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John Wick.
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Dude, I don't even know what John Wick is.
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Keanu Reeves in a suit.
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He just kills people.
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That's right.
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I think you'd like the first John Wick movie.
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It's very action packed.
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It's perfect for people who have a shorter attention span.
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All I know is there was like a John Wick reference in some TikTok audio that was trending.
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Okay.
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And that's all I know.
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Alright.
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I'm sorry.
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Neat.
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I'm I'm too Gen z for this.
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I apologize.
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Lord of the Rings.
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I'm not is that doesn't that really isn't that really long?
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Well, let's find out.
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I feel like that's like a series that takes up a lot of time.
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Well, I know.
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I think there's three movies.
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I haven't seen the first one.
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I don't really care for fantasy.
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Lord of the Rings runtime.
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It is It won't even give me it.
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Come on.
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Just tell me.
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How long
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It doesn't want to tell you it's too long.
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Well, it just tells me how long is all of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
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Lord of the Rings runtime first movie.
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The Fellowship of the Ring, February.
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Wow.
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Two hours and fifty eight minutes to be exact.
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Wait.
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No.
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That's for the theatrical cut.
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The extended cut.
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The extended cut.
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No.
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I can't why is Wikipedia telling me one thing and then this stupid AI thing is telling me another?
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Forget it.
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Forget it.
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It's a long movie.
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It's a long movie.
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That's all I need to know that I probably don't have enough time to watch it.
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Have you seen Footloose?
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Not not Footloose.
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Okay.
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I think we already talked about any of the Indiana Jones movies.
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Of course.
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Titanic.
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Yeah.
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I haven't seen Titanic.
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But you know what my favorite memes are?
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What?
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The, like, really bad recorder that plays, like, random songs like, My Heart Will Go On or Somewhere in My Memory.
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Mhmm.
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Do you know what I'm talking about?
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I do not know.
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Really?
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The really bad recorder.
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It's called a different name and it I can't say it because it's inappropriate.
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Oh, okay.
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And it starts with s.
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I have no clue.
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And it rhymes talking about right now.
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Rhymes with pity and it ends with flute.
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Okay.
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Look it up.
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Oh, okay.
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I need to bless you.
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Why?
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It's so good.
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Oh, like It's so good.
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Okay.
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I know what you're talking about now.
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Okay.
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Gotcha.
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Gotcha.
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Final Destination.
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Have you seen that one?
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Yeah.
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I actually watched the newest movie.
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You watched the newest one?
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I did.
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I did.
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I did.
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Are you giving me a good for you?
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I what should I do it?
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I I don't have the wall pulled up here.
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Let me go ahead and, Oh, good for you.
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My very first good for you.
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I would like to thank my mom.
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I would like to thank my resume, and I would like to thank Kay Bear one zero one.
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Maddie, you enjoy a sick prank.
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Right?
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Oh, I dabble in sick pranks.
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Why do you ask?
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I just saw this TMZ article.
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Well, I saw it this morning.
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Somebody put a, teddy bear made out of human skin
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Human skin.
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Outside a store.
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Human skin, you say?
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Yeah.
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Actual human skin.
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Really?
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From what it looks like.
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And I
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think the, the TMZ article says, just grin and bear it.
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Gory human skin teddy bear found near store revealed as sick prank.
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I I don't think I would call that a prank.
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Personally, I think I would call it like a hate crime?
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Somewhat.
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I don't know.
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Of some sort?
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Like, that's I don't think that falls necessarily in the prank category.
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I think it's more of psychopathical tendencies.
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It says, don't worry people, leather leatherface is not on the loose, but a creepy teddy bear that appeared to be stitched with human skin was found outside a California convenience store in what's being dubbed as a sick prank.
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Definitely sick indeed.
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Why is TMZ playing this down as a prank?
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It's kind of scary.
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Oh, yeah.
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They they they like to put funny angles on articles.
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How does one acquire human skin to put onto a teddy bear?
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Well, you know, Leatherface.
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You're probably not the person to ask this question.
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I I don't kill people in my spare time, Maddie.
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I don't know.
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I'd be Or
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maybe that's what I want you to think.
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Hey.
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I support all of your hobbies no matter what as long as you don't bring that teddy bear anywhere near me.
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I just put one
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on your desk.
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You're a freak.
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You're afraid of that elf that the class of 97 people, Josh and Chantelle have every year.
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I forgot his name.
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It's like There's
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an r.
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Is that I
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thought it was Robert or Roberto.
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I can't tell.
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I thought it was like Roland.
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Roland.
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That's who he
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is.
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And there's a mini one.
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Yes.
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So every single year, for the listeners, every single year, Classy ninety seven, Josh and Chantel, around the Christmas time for the entire month of December, they bring in this, elf that they bought at Hobby Lobby years ago.
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It's fantastic.
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And it's kind of creepy looking.
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For some reason, Maddie and a couple of other people here in the office are afraid of it.
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And, well, Josh and Chantel put it in various spots.
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I think there was, like, deer, reindeer poop that they had it with on the counter.
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Kisses.
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My favorite one though was when they had him on the front office desk, and this was the reveal of the second little one.
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Yes.
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He had, like, a pair of, toilet paper rolls.
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But it looked
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Look like binoculars.
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Yeah.
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They're up to his eyes.
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They look like binoculars.
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And you're like, okay.
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What is he looking at?
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You look over to your left in in our little entryway door.
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There's a mini one and he's waving.
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My favorite one that we ever did.
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I I don't know if it was in Jay Miller's office when he was here.
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Was it the tortilla face one?
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No.
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We I put him in one of the roof panels.
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And if you looked up, he was looking down at you.
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That's horrifying.
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That's actually horrifying.
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And I
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put his I put his hand in the air to make it look like he was waving at you too.
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Oh.
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And I
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think it was right above Jay Miller's seat because Jay was also afraid of, yeah, of said Roland.
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He's just a creepy little guy.
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I was
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thinking maybe we could, as a joke, one day well, actually, I don't know because I think Josh is smaller than Victor.
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I I I was gonna say we could have Josh dress up as Roland or Victor dress up as Roland.
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I think Victor has more of the face card.
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And And Victor has
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more of a creepy face.
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Yeah.
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And he's just coming out that, you know but neither of them are lanky.
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But the elf guy is very, very lanky.
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He's a very lanky fellow.
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He is.
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Yeah.
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We need to have a short lengthy guy.
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So we need to call up the one, the only Russell Storms.
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I think Yeah.
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He would be rolling.
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Perfect.
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Perfect for that.
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Be perfect.
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Actually, that'd be a good, like, sick, like, sick prank, for when, if Russell ever decides to come back here for, like, a day and just hang out.
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We just dress him up as the elf.
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And put him, like, in the server room on top of everything and just have him sit there all day.
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It's terrible.
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Yeah.
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It was better than putting, like, a gory teddy bear maybe.
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No.
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Yeah.
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I would definitely prefer
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that for sure.
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It doesn't say if it's like the what I find hilarious about TMZ is that oh, wait.
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No.
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I think it is fake.
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Turns out despite the full blown police probe, the bear's not stitched together from the skin.
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It's made of latex and selling on Etsy for a $165.
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The artist's name is Robert Kelly of Dark Seed Creations.
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I bet this was a whole marketing tactic.
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Dude, this
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is crazy.
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Whole thing that he came up with.
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It's like, let's put a gory teddy bear outside some place to make it look like it's the scene out of seven with a movie you haven't seen and, just have it like, now now it's made national news.
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But what I find funny about TMZ is that they then decide to put a whole slideshow of different celebrities holding teddy bears at the very end of the article.
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And don't forget.
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Here we have our top 10 hottest celebs holding teddy bears.
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It's not it's not even, like, just celebs.
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It's, like, it's called Babes and Bears, and it shows Selena Gomez.
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It shows, I think that doesn't that's not Dua Lipa, is it?
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I think we are failing as a society.
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Madison Beer, some girl named Lexi Hensler, another girl named Nalia Devorah.
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I have no idea who these people are, but there's 35 pictures, Maddie.
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Maybe you and me and everyone else in this building should hold up a teddy bear and do our own Babes and Bears Yes.
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Segment.
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A 100%.
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I'm just saying.
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Why not?
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It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem.
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I am Peaches.
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I am Mad Dog.
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Mad Dog.
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Sick Mad Dog.
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Victor is out for the day.
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We need to have you in here when we're both in here and not just have you as a substitute.
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You know, once upon a December, I was in here when you guys were both in here.
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Sure.
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I think it was when we were talking about, Victoria's Drag Race.
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That's right.
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That the day that,
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Victoria Wilt.
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Yes.
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Victoria Wilt.
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We do need to have Victoria Wilt make an make an appearance this upcoming October.
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I just got a brand new makeup palette and it's like a lot of really fun colors.
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Don't ask me to do it.
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Thank you.
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No.
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It's okay.
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I know you won't.
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I think I've already asked and I think you've already said no.
00:13:00 [Speaker 2]
Well, I Victor would try to peer pressure me and I've been peer pressured for years to do certain activities.
00:13:05 [Speaker 3]
Would you at least put on a wig?
00:13:06 [Speaker 2]
Sure.
00:13:07 [Speaker 3]
Okay.
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Yeah.
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I put on the wig
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on it.
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I put on the princess sash and the the princess tiara
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You're a little left.
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There's another one coming up soon, Peaches.
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Another what?
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Another one of your birthdays.
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Oh, yeah.
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Which means On
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your twenty ninth.
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Another Peach sash.
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And luckily, I'll be home in California at that
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time No worries.
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To get away from here.
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You're like, you're sitting here in your backyard and you look up and there's just a drone.
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There's just Maddie in the tree.
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Yeah.
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Happy birthday.
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Here's your princess sash.
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You forgot it.
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I would wear that.
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Sure.
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I got you.
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I was gonna ask you this question.
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No.
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I was gonna look.
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We're gonna go through this thread together on Reddit.
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Okay.
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I I like to scour AskReddit to try to find a question for the peach throne.
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Of course.
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What's a secret from your profession that everyone should probably know?
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What is my profession?
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I I I was thinking maybe we don't have to reveal anything because we talk about radio all the time on the air.
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Talk about, or we expose certain things.
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The the secret to radio.
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The stupid prank phone calls that radio shows air and all the prank calls, all the phone bits are 100% fake from those, syndicated radio shows.
00:14:15 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
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I'm not gonna name names, but one of them is particularly close to me right now.
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I am well aware.
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But, I was, going down this list here a little bit earlier this morning too.
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And somebody said your child's daycare teachers really do clean them throughout the day.
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They are just dirt magnets.
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Yeah.
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I believe it.
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Yeah.
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I mean, your your mom was a teacher.
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Yes.
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Your mom is a teacher.
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She's been a teacher for a very long time.
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Shout out to mama Jen.
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Now what grade does she teach again?
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She teaches fifth grade.
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And the reason
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why It's not necessarily all that dirty.
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Yeah.
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And the reason why she teaches fifth grade that she told me is because they are old enough to tie their own shoes, but they don't quite, like, reek of b o yet.
00:15:02 [Speaker 3]
Like, they haven't reached that threshold.
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Can you choose as a teacher what grade you decided?
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I think so.
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It's kind of more of a general range.
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So you can either teach, like, elementary ed or you could do, like, high school and middle school.
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Like, I think you go into specifically what grade range you want to do.
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What would be the toughest toughest grade?
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I think
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I I would probably go to school.
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Freshman year of high school.
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That too.
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Like, you get the rowdy teenagers.
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But it'd be a middle school, kindergarten maybe.
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They're ankle biters.
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They're spitters.
00:15:32 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
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I mean, I feel like you have to have a lot of patience.
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Very true.
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The thing with middle school is the kids are learning a lot of boundaries when it comes to, like, relationships with educators and stuff.
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And also, do I think to be cringes to be free is real?
00:15:51 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
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But do they take it to, like, a whole new level of to be cringes to be free?
00:15:57 [Speaker 3]
Maybe just a little bit.
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Okay.
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And do they have to keep up with all of the lingo and all of the drama?
00:16:03 [Speaker 2]
Because that's how you stay up to date.
00:16:04 [Speaker 3]
That's true.
00:16:05 [Speaker 3]
I'm working on that.
00:16:06 [Speaker 3]
Dude, I don't know what their what the lingo is now.
00:16:10 [Speaker 3]
I'm scared.
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You're the
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one of the older people.
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I'm scared.
00:16:12 [Speaker 2]
I hung out with a group of people from Rexburg over the weekend.
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We played cards against humanity in Rexburg out of all places.
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That's where all the parties happen.
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We were in one of the clubhouses there and everybody was talking about, like, their birthday.
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And
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they started mentioning their birth year.
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And they're all, like, 02/2001, 02/1999, and I'm, like, '96.
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Shame.
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'30 next year, you know.
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2006 gang.
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Yeah.
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02/2006.
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Maddie was born in the '2 Maddie was born in 02/2006.
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So everybody who calls me the baby of Khabear, Maddie's
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right there.
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Fresh out of the womb.
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There you go.
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Thank you.
00:16:51 [Speaker 2]
Going back to this question here for what, what's what's a secret from your profession that everyone should probably know?
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Somebody said, pilot here, we're not flying the airplane unless we know it's safe.
00:17:02 [Speaker 2]
Not ever ever.
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We're not interested in dying either.
00:17:06 [Speaker 3]
Oh.
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Sounds good thing I've only gotten on a plane like twice.
00:17:09 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:17:09 [Speaker 2]
Sure.
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Are you one of those people that religiously washes their produce with water and soap maybe?
00:17:17 [Speaker 3]
No.
00:17:18 [Speaker 2]
Okay.
00:17:18 [Speaker 2]
So you like to eat dirty fruit?
00:17:20 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
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Alright.
00:17:22 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
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I I wash it here and there, but the one thing I I have to admit this on the air, I don't wash the rice.
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I don't wash rice ever.
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Do you have to wash the rice?
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You apparently do.
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Oh.
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Mhmm.
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I did not know that.
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We just, admitted we're pigs on the air, apparently.
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That's okay.
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Alright.
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This is a safe space.
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Wrapping up the noon hour of madness and mayhem.
00:17:43 [Speaker 2]
Again, thanks to Maddie for joining because I did not feel like doing this by myself.
00:17:47 [Speaker 3]
Of course.
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I have a whole afternoon to talk directly into this microphone and hopefully, I entertain people.
00:17:52 [Speaker 2]
For those that I don't, who cares?
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Nothing like sitting in a padded room and talking to yourself.
00:17:57 [Speaker 2]
Why not?
00:17:58 [Speaker 2]
Why not?
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Yeah.
00:17:58 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
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I've become much less of a talker outside of here.
00:18:02 [Speaker 3]
I get it.
00:18:02 [Speaker 2]
People get annoyed by me.
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If they ask me a question, most of the time I don't answer because I'm like, hey.
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That's a stupid question.
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I don't care.
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I've been using my I gotta save my voice for tomorrow.
00:18:11 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
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My voice is a part of my income.
00:18:13 [Speaker 2]
Okay?
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I need to save it.
00:18:15 [Speaker 3]
People pay good money for this voice.
00:18:16 [Speaker 2]
That's right.
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Pay me,
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and then I'll talk for you.
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Yeah.
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Give me a quarter.
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You should have a coin slot.
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I would that'd be great.
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I don't know.
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I'm just
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Fill up my coin bank that I have with a whole bunch of quarters.
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You could just carry a piggy bank under your arm.
00:18:29 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
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If you want me to answer your question, you have to put a quarter on the coin slot.
00:18:33 [Speaker 2]
Perfect.
00:18:33 [Speaker 2]
It's like the it's like spinning the iPad around.
00:18:36 [Speaker 2]
But, tomorrow is your big work workiversary.
00:18:40 [Speaker 3]
It is.
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You're celebrating one year of being here.
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I know.
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Has it gone by extremely fast?
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Yeah.
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It's kind of scary.
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I the year went by so, so, so fast.
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It's appalling to me.
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I can tell you as time goes on, it only goes by faster.
00:19:00 [Speaker 2]
And the next thing you know, you're close to 30.
00:19:02 [Speaker 3]
And then I'll retire?
00:19:03 [Speaker 2]
And then you're almost 40.
00:19:04 [Speaker 2]
There's no retirement for the both of us.
00:19:05 [Speaker 2]
Are you kidding me?
00:19:06 [Speaker 3]
I know.
00:19:07 [Speaker 2]
You're a graphic designer.
00:19:08 [Speaker 2]
I'm the We're
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not we're working in the arts, bro.
00:19:10 [Speaker 3]
We're not we're not retiring anymore.
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We're a labor of love.
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I hate that.
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Much.
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But we could we could take our retirement.
00:19:17 [Speaker 2]
Now here's here's a here's a professional DJ does a segue.
00:19:20 [Speaker 3]
Okay.
00:19:21 [Speaker 2]
We could take our retirement and go to Vegas.
00:19:23 [Speaker 2]
Well, you're not 21, so I can take your retirement for you, do it for you, and you can just tell me what to do from the outside.
00:19:29 [Speaker 2]
I'll carry one of those, one of those, glasses, the Ray Ban meta glasses.
00:19:34 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
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You can just watch the camera from those.
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I'm sure.
00:19:36 [Speaker 3]
I have flashcards outside the window of my peaches.
00:19:39 [Speaker 2]
Well, Las Vegas is pretty soon gonna have UNO.
00:19:44 [Speaker 3]
Really?
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UNO will soon be one of the games you can play in Vegas.
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A social club themed around UNO is coming soon to the Palms Casino Resort.
00:19:53 [Speaker 2]
It says we created UNO social clubs to reimagine what game night can be.
00:19:58 [Speaker 3]
Interesting.
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Imagine losing your entire retirement because somebody gave you a a wild plus four.
00:20:03 [Speaker 3]
Peaches, and I say this in pure confidence, do you know how much money I've bet and lost on UNO?
00:20:10 [Speaker 2]
You've actually bet money in the game before?
00:20:12 [Speaker 3]
Yes.
00:20:12 [Speaker 3]
And it was more for small, you know, family and friend functions, but I have bet and lost so much money.
00:20:20 [Speaker 2]
That's so sad.
00:20:21 [Speaker 3]
I know.
00:20:22 [Speaker 2]
I I love family game night, but I also never ever bet money.
00:20:26 [Speaker 2]
When my family and I play Yahtzee, I love that game.
00:20:29 [Speaker 2]
I love a good Cards Against Humanity dice.
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It always makes me laugh.
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Apples to apples if you wanna make it, you know, family friendly.
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What do you meme?
00:20:37 [Speaker 2]
New phone who dis?
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New phone who dis is a good one.
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With the with the UNO, is it house rules or is it like play by the book?
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Like I'm not sure.
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Is stacking on the table.
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Do you have to draw until you get the right color number?
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I'm sure there will be tons of different rules that Vegas is gonna personally add.
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Vegas is That's gonna make it impossible.
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I mean, it's just gonna be
00:20:59 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:21:00 [Speaker 3]
Uno is a very, subject game depending on whoever's playing it.
00:21:04 [Speaker 2]
I would find it a whole lot more fun than just playing poker.
00:21:07 [Speaker 3]
I agree.
00:21:08 [Speaker 2]
I I like blackjack.
00:21:09 [Speaker 2]
Poker's But playing UNO in Vegas imagine somebody had commented, what's next?
00:21:14 [Speaker 2]
Monopoly?
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That'd be pretty fun.
00:21:16 [Speaker 3]
Yeah.
00:21:16 [Speaker 3]
I
00:21:16 [Speaker 2]
Add all the board games and Chutes and Ladders.
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Instead of fake money, it's actually real money.
00:21:20 [Speaker 3]
Well,
00:21:21 [Speaker 2]
that that's what's funny is that it would make people extremely, like, sad and mad if they lost all their money playing a game like Battleship in Las Vegas.
00:21:28 [Speaker 2]
Some guy walks out crying, like, I lost it all on Yahtzee.
00:21:31 [Speaker 3]
I had two more slots left on my last ship.
00:21:34 [Speaker 2]
I lost it all on Candyland.
00:21:36 [Speaker 3]
That's how I would lose all of my money and I guarantee you this now.
00:21:39 [Speaker 2]
Oh, you'd lose it on Uno?
00:21:41 [Speaker 2]
Yeah.
00:21:41 [Speaker 2]
Well, you gotta wait two years.
00:21:42 [Speaker 2]
You're still 19.
00:21:43 [Speaker 2]
Right?
00:21:43 [Speaker 3]
Hey, I'll hold those flashcards outside the window.
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Peaches.
00:21:46 [Speaker 3]
Peaches, pull the platform one.
00:21:47 [Speaker 2]
No.
00:21:47 [Speaker 2]
But the thing is is that you can, you know, there's you can look at other people's cards from outside the window Oh.
00:21:52 [Speaker 2]
And see what they have.
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So if somebody else, UNO,
00:21:55 [Speaker 3]
you can
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tell me you can just you mouth the the color, like, red.
00:21:58 [Speaker 3]
I have, like, the large UNO cards.
00:22:00 [Speaker 3]
I'm like, peaches, look over here.
00:22:03 [Speaker 1]
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