Traffic School

Traffic School with Viktor Wilt and Lt. Marvin Crain of the Idaho State Police. Topics discussed include nude kayaking, public nudity, bikers, cowboys, cowboy hats, roundabouts

What is Traffic School?

The official replay of the weekly KBear 101 live call-in show featuring Viktor Wilt and Lieutenant Marvin Crain of the Idaho State Police. Join the show with your questions live every Friday morning at 8:45AM at RiverbendMediaGroup.com!

He has arrived. Lieutenant Crain with the Idaho State Police. It's about time for some traffic school powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. How you doing today? I am doing good.

Thanks for asking. Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome. Well, always glad to ask, you know, and makes me feel good that you had such a good week. I'm doing a lot better than that friend that I showed you.

Right? Yeah. Yeah. We've been talking about gruesome stuff on the show already today. Be careful when loading, you know, a motorbike onto a side by side.

Those, you said it got caught in the front disc brake. Finger caught in the front disc brake. And did your son shoot that video? Yeah. Okay.

He he's not squeamish at all. I hope that it it was funny earlier, I was talking about a guy who blew his fingers off of fireworks. Oh. You know, which would be worse than that, but not by much. Not by much.

Oh, I hope nothing like that ever happens to my fingers. The difference is the fireworks, you're not getting them back more likely. No. No. There was a story out of, Tacoma, Washington where, they found a finger in a driveway, and they were trying to find out whose finger it was, you know, did a full on investigation because you find a finger.

And it was just There's gotta be a body somewhere. Yeah. And some guy hit him up and was like, oh, that's mine. I was like, I blew it off with a firework. So about 3 beers into it.

Again, people, you know? Fireworks, you gotta be cautious. How did our fireworks season end up as far as, injuries around here? Do we have any bad ones? We had one up at Madison County where they they had a few people transported to the hospital, but other than that one, I think we've done pretty good.

Just fires. Just people lighting the hillsides on fire. Yeah. I saw a lot of that in the news. Yeah.

We had a few it's dry, folks. Be be cautious. Yeah. Unfortunately, fire season started early this year. Beginning of the week, I'm like, oh, I think I'm getting sick.

Oh, no. Am I getting COVID? And I just had a bad reaction to all the smoke in the air. Did a little bit of, little bit of Flonase and some Zyrtec. I'm like, oh, I feel pretty good.

I can run for president now. Well, as we've said many time, anybody can, apparently. And I'm voting for you. I'm writing you in. All right.

You know, might as well, because we know where the Idaho, like, Toro college is gonna go. So a vote for Victor Wilt. You're not wasting your vote. Yep. Forget city council.

That's right. We're going for the highest office in the land. 208-535-1015. Again, the number to call for Traffic School powered by the advocates. It's up to you listeners to make this show happen.

And, apparently, it's up to me to make this show happen. Lieutenant Crane walking out the door. So I am going to, just take your calls on whatever you would like to ask me about right now at 208-535-1015 until lieutenant Crane makes his way back in. Hopefully, not a police emergency. Otherwise, we'll switch it over to ask me almost anything, but you you could do that right now.

You could ask me anything you want as I wait for the return of lieutenant Crane. I was gonna ask him about naked kayaking, but, he's not in here. So, I mean, I guess I could play a song as we await his return unless one of you has a question you'd like me to attempt to answer. Come on. I know you wanna call me.

208 535-1015. Alright. K Bear, you are live on traffic School with currently only me powered by The Advocates. Who's this? This is Dave.

Hey, Dave. What's up? Lieutenant Crane just came back in. What's your question for traffic school? Why is the sky blue?

Alright, lieutenant Crane. Science time. Why is the sky blue? And he thought he thinks I done good in high school. If I did, I wouldn't be a policeman.

Alright. Dave, let's see what we can, I'm I'm gonna think about this real hard and see if I could come up with my best reasoning for this. I'm guessing it's because sunlight reaches the Earth's atmosphere and is scattered in all directions by all the gases and particles in the air. So blue light, I'm guessing, is scattered more than the other colors because it travels as shorter, smaller waves. I that's what I I think might be just from what I remember from school.

Well, I wasn't expecting you to answer, so, I'll definitely be sure to give you a thumbs up on Google review. Be smarter than a 5th grader. That's because I know how to use Google. So there you go, Dave. That's guys.

Hey. Thank you. More tool, man. Play more tool. Alright.

That's an easy, request as far as I go since that's my favorite band. So we'll get some tool going after the traffic school. Rock and roll. Love you guys. Alright.

Thanks, Dave. 208-535-1015, the number to call for. Traffic School powered by the advocates. Alright. It's back to just me.

Ask me almost anything. 208-535-1015. Just like Dave, you wanna know why the sky is blue? I got answers. And, you need to call me right now if you wanna ask me a question.

It's a little, you know, unpredictable up in in this studio today. So, yeah, we're back to just me. 208-535-1015, The number to call to ask me whatever you want. Or okay. We got we got lieutenant Crane back.

He's in. He's out. He's in the every everything okay? Or do you gotta bail? I'm hanging in there.

Okay. Alright. We're still good to go. So as we wait for our listener participation, naked kayaking, lieutenant Crane. There was an article about a person who was stranded naked kayaking.

If you were to naked kayak in Idaho, how much trouble are you gonna get in? Are you doing that in Hells Canyon? Sure. Sure. You know?

No. You gotta watch out. No. You gotta watch out for those sturgeon. You know?

Wait. And rattlesnakes. And rattlesnakes. Yeah. I went on a pretty cool boat ride in Hell's Canyon one time.

One of those they got these, big tourist type jet boat. Boats. Yeah. It it was pretty awesome. Pretty awesome.

Yeah. And, you know, they talk about how Hell's Canyon is, deeper than the Grand Canyon. It's weird when you're in there because if you look at the Grand Canyon from the top, it seems so deep. But I've I've never been in the bottom of it. Have you?

I have been in the bottom of the Grand Canyon. It's all hot down there, isn't it? It is hot. Yeah. Yeah.

Bad time of year to probably go do that one. Alright. K Bear, you are live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Hold on. Naked kayaking?

Alright. Good you good to go? I would love to see you naked kayaking. You what? I don't think I I wanna participate, but I'd be happy to support you.

I'm just wondering if you'd go to jail. I mean, a kayak kinda covers you up. If you stay it depends on if you're getting out and showing people every time you pass them. And you shouldn't stand up on a kayak. No.

Tip over? Yeah. You'll be in the water. Okay. Alright.

Just checking. Caller, who's this? This is Colin. I would like to know your Lieutenant Crane's opinion on the new intersection underpass in Rexburg. Alright.

We talked about this last last week. Oh, sorry. I missed that one. No. It's not.

No. There's one in, Saint George. Thanks for being a good supporter. Was very I was able to navigate it with a bunch of other drivers who knew what they were doing. But in my experience, Rexburg is not overflowing with competent drivers.

I was wondering how you feel about how that's gonna turn out this winter when the lane markers disappear. That's a good point. Did they put, you know, some type of heating in the road so that the lines stay visible as we enter the winter months? That's what they put Brian down for, so it eats your car away. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. That's why the underside of my truck looks that way. Man, I'll tell you, ITD is up against it because everybody wants the roads nice. Right? And one way to do that is through Brian.

Unfortunately, there's some negatives to Brian and that it thrust your car away, but they they're tough it's tough because everybody wants satisfaction now. Right? And so when we talk about that intersection, yeah, hopefully, it's gonna be in place for a while, but we do have people in that area that come in and out on a regular basis that may not be familiar with it. But, hopefully, common sense would be follow the flow of traffic. Yeah.

That's what I always do. Multiple thinking. That's what I pretty much do when I'm in pokey, you know, at the same type of intersection. I just follow everybody else. I I just don't go to that intersection during the, winter months.

So that's what I recommend for Rexburg. Alright. Thank you. Alright. Appreciate the call, man.

You have a good one. You too. See you. Bye. 208-535 1015, the number to call for traffic school or ask me almost anything powered by the advocates injury attorneys.

Lieutenant Crane just popped out again. So right now, we're in the position of you can call and ask me whatever you want. I will attempt to answer your traffic school questions, because I've done this show for, like, 10 years. So I've learned quite a bit about Idaho law, but okay. He's back.

Now we can get the official answers as far as your questions go. We've learned that naked kayaking keep yourself covered. You know, every once in a while, the question will come up about, like, naked sunbathing in your backyard. Now what if your fence is only 6 feet tall and there's a neighbor that's peaches height? And so that's on your neighbor.

Right? So if you have a privacy fence, that's called a privacy fence. If they have to get on a ladder to find you, then that's on them. Now, what if you have a deck that's about 2 to 3 feet tall? And they're still have to work to see?

That's that's on them, but if, like, their kitchen window oversees your fence because it's only 4 or 5 feet tall and you have a deck that's 2 or 3 feet high. Okay. And out there, that's a problem. Okay. Alright.

Just just checking. I would I would never, like, go out in my hot tub, you know, in the buff. Oh, whatever. K Bear, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this?

This is, Jack. Hey, Jack. What's up? Well, I got a I got a question for Crane. I was passing through Shelley.

I got pulled over for speeding. And next thing I know, the drug dog goes around my car, and he hits. So I was wondering if they have to give you probable cause before calling the canine. Okay. That's a good question.

They do not. The dog has the right to do a free air sniff at any time as long as you're not getting detained past a reasonable amount of time. Right. I I know if the dog hits, they don't have to give me probable cause, but do they have to give me probable cause to call the cause, but do they have to give me probable cause to call the canine? No.

They do not. Oh. Yeah. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. So Language. Language. Let's ask this. What was the outcome?

Paraphernalia? Yeah. Those darn dogs. Those dogs. Those darn dogs.

Ruining all your good fun. Well Alright. Alright. Good luck in court, buddy. Oh, they they, as long as I could pee clean by September, they'll give me 6 months court probation.

Well, we wish you the best of luck on that. Yes. Clean up your act, Jack. You guys have a great day. You too, man.

Not only that, and then he uses naughty language on the radio. Not only does he have one bad habit, but he has 2. That's right. Foul mouth who talks this way. He would use such language.

And hopefully with all the new gear that's been being installed around here as of late, the delay system is working. I guess I'll find out if Jade comes white faced to the window over there. We're gonna lose our license. Hey. I pushed the button.

I pushed the button. 208-535-1015, the number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Did you see the East Idaho News boring update on the Valley in the Cloud Sanitarium? I, I did see it. I gotta be honest, though.

I didn't read it. It was just, oh, this is our family, campground and cabins, and we gave it a weird name. And you were so disappointed. I was. And and people in the comments were like, what kind of weirdo would name their place something like that?

I'm like, well, yeah, obviously. A guy that has more money than us. Like, if I get to build a big rock wall and put up a sign on a gate, what do you think I would come up with? It would obviously be something completely bizarre. So it made total sense to me.

Looked like, quite a nice little, little camping area. You know, it's gotta be nice to have a nice little swath of land with all your cabins in Island Park. So we give you an oh, good for you. Way to be successful in life. You know, it's okay.

I've got a nice little plot in the middle of town and a herd of cats and a herd of cats. I'm up to 2. I'm up to 2. Oh, that cat I got from you. She's getting big.

I think she's going to be a big cat. She was the biggest of the bunch. Yeah. And yeah, she's not looking much like a kitten already. Like, you're like 3 months old or something.

Why are you so big and crazy? Cut her food back. I try, but she just like she'll just barge into the big cat and just push him out of the way and eat his food. She ain't afraid of him at all. She ain't gonna be mean, but she's very nice.

Very nice for sure. Come on, callers. 208-535-1015. The number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Trying to think of anything else I can do to wing it here.

Callers, we need your help. I've been going since we started this. I already talked about naked kayaking. I'm running out of ideas. Other things we do not wanna see Victor Wilt do.

Yeah. If if you don't wanna see me naked kayaking, you better call us right now at 208-535-115. I'll go live on Kay Bears Facebook. I don't know if the bosses would like that too much. What do you think they'd be more upset about?

Callers using naughty language or live feet of naked kayaking? I'm guessing the live feet of naked kayaking. Would be my guess. I would think so. I know they're not a fan of naughty language, but K Bear, your live on Traffic School powered by the advocates.

Who's this? This This is Adam here to fill time until somebody else calls. I I got somebody else calling. I can hang up on you if you want. And he has the I have a really I have a really important question, though.

Alright. Alright. What you got, Adam? Which movie gets referenced the most around the, cop shop? That is a good question.

What, for guys that watch movies? Yeah. Because lieutenant Crane doesn't watch anything. I tried to ask him about all kinds of He doesn't even have a TV, does he? I don't think so.

He's one of those guys. I don't have a TV in my house. It's poor kids. You wanna entertain yourself, you get outside and do some work. That's what we did when I was a boy.

He'd go chop some wood, boy. That's right. Go herd those cats out there in the garage. Yeah. Any go to movies that are loved by the, local forces?

How? I I can't think of it because I Super Troopers? Sure. I've heard some statements from that. Yeah.

Alright. I've we've talked about Reno 911, the old classic TV show. I mean, I've asked you about a lot of great cop shows, The Wire. What's a dumb one out now? Brooklyn 99?

I don't think yeah. I haven't seen that one. Movie. It's a sitcom that plays. So Yeah.

I haven't I haven't seen that one. Haven't seen that one. But, you should sit down and watch some super troopers, lieutenant Crane. I think it'd be fun. Maybe we do a k Bear movie night, and we sit down and watch Super Troopers with Lieutenant Crane.

That'd be fun. Any recommendations that the, local forces should check out as far as police movies? I I don't know. I just trying to eat up time. I was wondering if there was anybody who was super old school and coded stuff like, I don't know, Robocop or something.

Well, Robocop, that's the best cop movie of all time. And and it's so accurate, you know, such good police procedural in there. Oh, yeah. That movie is great. I haven't watched it in a long time, but it's it's really funny.

It's really funny. When I watched that as a kid, I didn't understand what satire was, and I didn't quite get it. But then you watch it as an adult and the the second one, and it's it's hilarious. Oh, yeah. Great.

It's so good. Have you seen RoboCop? How could you not have seen RoboCop? This guy. He's lieutenant Crane.

You gotta crawl out from under the rock sometime. I believe you. I believe you. All he does is work. I I like, I've gone out to his house and well, hope I'm not over I'm over here at my neighbor's ripping the wall out.

We're gonna rebuild this whole room. You just got off from a long day. Don't you have a couch buddy? How do you even relate to us? Lazy people.

He doesn't I'm gonna go build a house. I'll be. Yeah. I'm I'm busy this week and then I gotta do the crazy figure 8 races. So Oh, by the way, thanks for your support last weekend.

I'm sorry. Last weekend, I had gotten, Think about it. Really think gotten sick. Here's what happened. Speaking of, laziness.

Alright. I'm not acclimated to the heat that we've got going on here. My daughter needed help with her yard in Pocatello. She's trying to sell her little trailer there and the yard was completely overgrown and it was a disaster. I'm like, oh, this will be easy.

It's a, you know, it's a trailer lawn. It's small. So I loaded up my lawn mower and weed eater and, you know, whatever thing blows air. Go to Pocatello. And it was, you know, a leaf blower leaf blower.

That's what I was looking for. It's an awesome one. It's a 100 plus and went out and worked in the sun for about 2 hours. Because I, like Are you sure it wasn't 2 minutes? It was 2 hours, maybe an hour and a half, but, oh boy, did I get sick?

Wow. And I was drinking lots of water, taking breaks, but oh, for like 2 days. I, I mean, the first day, I I just felt like I was gonna puke for quite a while, but Saturday, I was like, I ain't going outside. Heat exhaustion, Yeah. And I don't know if you're aware, but the crazy figure 8 races were outside and I was like, I'm not going out there.

No way. But Peaches went out, didn't he? I didn't see him. Oh. And he was there because he shot some video.

And you would think I would see something like that. Yeah. How how do you miss him? Yeah. He posted a video and he I think he said something like, check it out.

Rednecks or something like that. And a lot of them. So there there you go, Adam. One of these days, I'll get Lieutenant Crane to watch all the, the great cop things. What whenever he retires, maybe we can get him to watch a movie.

You'll probably never retire. Might have to abduct him or something. I'm too busy building houses or whatever. Take me to Island Park. Take him to the valley in the clouds.

Alright. So the other color's probably chomping a bit. I'll let you guys go. Well, they all hung up now. So Oh.

That's okay. They they better call back or it's a shame upon them. So We'll upon their families right now. Alright. That's alright.

Easy, guys. Hey. See you, Adam. Have a good one. Right.

Goodbye. 208 535-1015. The number to call for traffic school powered by the advocates. Now you have to have seen some movies. What is your favorite movie?

So I'm gonna be made fun of for this, but, mine is Major Pain. Major Pain. I I could see you liking that movie. Alright. That's a fun I haven't watched that since I was a teenager.

That's one. That's Chubby. Chubby. Damon Wayans is pretty funny. You know, he he did a lot of good movies.

What what are some other movies you like? That because that's interesting. I'm just trying to picture you sitting back watching silly comedies and having a good laugh. I I am I am a comedy fan, but when I was younger, my favorite movie was John Wayne and the Cowboys. John Wayne in the cowboy.

Okay. I didn't think you were that old, but and my dad was a huge John Wayne fan, so I watched the newer version of true grit. Yep. And true grit was his favorite movie, the John Wayne one. So I was like, well, since that was my dad's favorite movie, I gotta go back and watch true grit.

I didn't make it very long. I was like, what is this? I haven't ever seen it, so I don't know. The new one's really good. Yeah.

I went through a phase where I was watching nothing but westerns, and, I watched a lot of them. Lot of them. And the True Grit, it was it was top quality. Yeah. I would think you would like western.

Yeah. How many cowboy hats you own? 3. 3. See?

You gotta watch True Grape, man. Is that the requisition for it? You gotta have at least 3 cowboy hats. You gotta have at least 3. Gotta have at least 3.

I I need to get myself a nice cowboy hat, but they're so expensive, you know, for something that looks so silly. Playing just playing cowboys. You're gonna need some security walking around now. Yeah. You go make you can do a lot of things, but don't mess with a cowboy's hat.

I I know. I know. I like I like to poke fun. Chris LaDoux sang a song about that. Did he?

Yeah. What was it called? The hat. The hat. Yeah.

We might have that in our system, actually. I seem to remember, playing the Not on K Bear. If the listeners ain't calling, we're listening to country music. So this is what's gonna happen. We're gonna listen to the hat If you people don't call with your questions for Traffic School powered by The Advocates.

There's a lot of songs that start with the word the. Jeez. Pull pull up Chris LeDoux. That would probably be the faster way, wouldn't it? I mean, because I tried to type the hat, but I'm I'm not very good at that apparently.

I swear we had a song called the hat. It's not in the system. Hold on. We will go Chris LeDoux. I think the listeners really wanna listen to some, Chris LeDoux.

If they don't, they'll they will after you're done. Yeah. Here we go. Alright. I'm looking for a song.

Oh, this cowboy's hat. Yes. Alright. Here we go. We're going with some new cowboy song.

Alright, listeners. Somebody saved the day. K Berry live on Traffic School powered by the advocates. Who's this? The song would be called this cowboy's hat.

So you don't have a question for traffic school? Nope. I just figured out correct lieutenant Crane. Alright. Well, here it is.

This cowboy's hat. Appreciate the call. I was sitting in a coffee shop just having a cup to pass the time, swapping rodeo stories with this old cowboy friend of mine. You know the words? It's motorcycle rider who started snickering in the back.

Bikers don't like cowboy hats? I started poking fun at my friend's hat. Now wait, I don't need the bikers and the cowboys getting mad at me now. I already had a problem with the bikers. K, Barry.

You're live on traffic school powered by the advocates. Who's this? It's Chase. Chase, what's up? Oh, not much.

I had to call to fix that guy's mistake. Oh, alright. So what you got? Oh, it's not about roundabouts. We we touched on this subject a couple months ago.

It was about, making a left turn. Alright. The what was it? Who was the guy that called about the drug sniffing dog? Jack Jack.

Hey. Are you with Jack right now? No. Are you really relaxed? Kinda.

Is there a bag of Doritos next to you? No. Just a empty cup of coffee. I think you need another one. Yeah.

I think I do. It's okay. I do too, man. I do too. Okay.

So left turns. Yeah. You are focused. Well, I can do a right on red. What is the well, how about doing the left?

Okay. So left on red, it's gotten to be confusing to me over the years. Yeah. Because can you only do it from a one way to a one way? Yes.

Not a one way to a one way, but if you well, yeah, one way to a one way going the direction left. Right? So and it has to be a red round bulb. It can't be an arrow bulb. If it's an arrow bulb, you still have to stay.

Yeah. K. I was only asking because there's this intersection here on Memorial and Broadway that you have to make that left hand turn on the Memorial. You have to wait, and it's only green for, like, 15 seconds. Yeah.

I I've been in that spot before. There there are a couple different spots where, you know, like on sunny side, it just unfortunately doesn't give a lot of time, which is where we get into the question that pops up often about, scooting out into the intersection Right. To be able to go. And and what's happened there is they do a traffic study and find that, there's not as many cars using that left hand turn bay is that need to go straight through. Yeah.

When's the last time they did one of those? 2020? It's still ITD under the bus too. Well, if it's in town, that'd be the Idaho Falls. Oh.

Uh-huh. They they'd be in charge of that light. Okay. Well, it's their fault then. Shame.

So, yeah. That was it then. All right, man. And you can always, I would assume maybe you use the, form where you submit for, potholes. Just throw random stuff in there too.

This one light annoys me. Somebody's reading it. Yeah. Yeah. They'll be very pleased.

Like, you guys have to complain about. Yeah. Yeah. Just submit your questions through their website. Somebody has to read them for work.

Yeah. Alright. Some time to get nothing. Alright, ma'am. Well, good luck out there.

Stay patient. Alright. I will. Alright. Thanks, man.

Peace. And I wanna get back to this little story. Old boy said, hey, Tex. Where'd you park your horse? My friend just pulled his hat down low, but they couldn't be ignored.

One husky fella said, I think I'll rip that hat right off your head. That's when my friend turned around, and this is what he said. Okay. Is he gonna shoot him? I pulled out my 6 shooter and shot him in the guts.

I'm a rebel outlaw cowboy. Don't mess with me, biker, because I'm nuts. You ride a black tornado across the western sky. Rollin' all blue Norther and milk it to me stride. Bulldog and Mississippi, Wouldn't that be funny?

You're at the bar and you see, you know, this bike is like, what's up with your hat, dude? I'm gonna take that hat off your head, and then the guy just starts singing. That'd take you off your oodle loop. Yeah. Yeah.

For sure. See, listeners are loving this song. Alright. I'll admit that I hope that something really crazy happens in this song, but I have a feeling it doesn't. It is a cowboy song.

It is cowboy song. And I've heard some wild cowboy songs in my day because, you know, cowboys, they can be a little rowdy. I don't know if you're aware of lieutenant cranes in the in the, you know, line of work work you're in. I don't know if you've ever encountered routed cowboys, and I know you, were in rodeo and stuff like that. Cowboys can be kinda wild.

Alright? My dad's whole side of family, bunch of cowboys. Let's keep going. Now partner, this old hat's better left alone. Oh, somebody's calling.

Alright. K Barry, you're live on Traffic School powered by the advocates injury attorneys. Who's this? Hey, crazy Carl, man. How you guys been?

Great, crazy Carl. What's up? Right on. Right on. Hey.

So they're doing the, super car trials up in, Sun Valley. Carl with his 3 plugs. Should've known. Oh, dude. Ferrari.

Bugattis, Ferraris, Lamborghinis. Oh my. So my question is, lieutenant crane Saturday and Saturday only. In Sun Valley, Idaho. Come on.

Come on. Yeah. Now the car girl. Up there. Woah, buddy.

Woah. You gotta watch that link. I've had it with you callers in your naughty language. That gets Did I no. I didn't wanna use naughty language on my show?

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. It's gonna be easier to rope a tornado. Alright. I don't know if you actually said something naughty, but I dumped out on you anyway because it sounded close. What do you think, lieutenant?

I thought it was. I thought it was too. Yep. No. I I usually try to keep it clean.

Yes. Thank you. Yeah, sir. Okay. So Go ahead.

Lieutenant Crane, what is the fastest police chase you've ever had? How many miles per hour, and what were you chasing? A bad guy. He had this song going. Yeah.

For you. I'm coming. Hey. You might make fun of cowboys and all this, but I'm just telling you this right now. You're getting on the walk bad side of the Bonneville County Sheriff's Office.

They just approved cowboy hats and, in their policy and procedure, and boy, they look good. They look strong. Can wear cowboy hats now. The county the county sheriffs and deputies, in Bonneville County just approved the policy that they can wear cowboy hats, and, man, they look pretty sharp. I'm gonna have to look up some photos here.

I mean, anything's gotta look better than those hats you guys wear. The one that you definitely had to have? I know. So they're Can I have one, please? Please give me one.

That's too funny. I, you know, I'm just playing on this flame. Same with your fact. You got 2. I do.

I got 2 of them right over there. They look nice. They're one of our prime studio decorations. Let's see. And you cowboys better know that I'm just playing around to you.

I don't know what they made. The bikers mad. Now the cowboys and they will come together. Not according to this song. Y'all you gotta listen to that listen to it.

Oh. You gotta hear it out. We gotta listen to the whole thing. I didn't wanna blow up the end, but okay. Okay.

Well, Crazy Carl, we're gonna we're gonna keep listening to this this cowboy song. Do it. Hey. Where can I get one of those cowboy hats? Vickers?

State state far. Boot barn. Yeah. Cowboys store. Yeah.

We're in the cowboy shop. I want, I want one of those Idaho state police cowboy hats. So Do they have a big badge on the front? No. They just have the the straw hat, and and they do.

They look sharp. Alright. I why I can't find any, photos of this. Colorado cat or cops now allowed to wear cowboy hat? Okay.

Idaho deputies now permitted to wear straw cowboy hat. That that other one right there. Yeah. That's it. That's a classic.

But that's not the, I don't I don't think that's That was in Boise. Yep. Well, you know, in Boise, come on. Get out of here. Wander around in a cowboy hat in Boise.

The cops. We know that's, you know, California, Idaho, Boise. Alright, man. That's funny. Well, hey, you guys have a good weekend, man.

Lay that song on us. Somehow, it's a Sunday, Sunday car show. Oh, yeah. Alright. See you, Carl.

Guys have a good weekend, man. You too. We'll see you. Bye. I I gotta hear the story play out.

Yeah. Makes up this old hat band. But back in 69, he died in Vietnam. Now the eagle feather was given to me by an Indian friend of mine. Now hold on.

We're talking about the law here. Isn't it illegal to possess any type of eagle feathers for for you or I, but an Indian descent can have one. Yeah. But this guy, just some cowboy. That'd be like, you know, Jack who called earlier or the what a few weeks ago.

Well, I got these friends that rolled in from Oregon, you know, and they stopped by. They gave me this. You know? A trunk load. It's it's not you know, a friend gave it to me.

So I don't know. This song seemed very outlaw. Someone ran him down somewhere around that Arizona line. And a real special lady gave me this hat pin And I don't know if I'll ever see her again You hide a black tornado across the western sky. So he lays this sob story on him and then starts singing again.

The bikers gotta have his mind blown by this situation. Is there a music video for this where it all plays out just like this? I'm sure there is. Alright. I gotta hear the next section where he's talking to the biker like, talking about my hat.

I got a lot of stories about this hat. Now, if your leather jacket means to you what this hat means to me, Then I guess we understand each other and we'll just let it be. But if you still think it's funny, man, you got my back up against the wall. And if you touch my hat, you're gonna have to fight us all. Well, right then, it caught a little sadness in that gang leader's eyes.

He made a biker cry. And he turned back to the others, and they all just kinda shuffled on outside. But when my friend turned back towards me, I noticed his old hat brim. Well, it was turned up in a big old Texas green. Alright.

And then when y'all ride a black tornado, Is that the nickname for your car? The black tornado? I saw your license plate on the other the only cop I know with a custom license plate, blk t r n d. Because that's all the letters we can put. Black turned tornado.

It's a pretty good song. Pretty good song. It's it's a classic. I've I've heard it before, but it's been quite a while. I think we play it on 105 The Hawk, if I recall correctly.

You've walked by that office before? I picked the song. Sounds like this song's great. This song is my favorite. Gotta play it.

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