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The Viktor Wilt Show daily recap! If you miss the show weekdays from 6A-10A MST, you've come to the right place.
Morning, booze! What's happening?
It's Viktor Wilt. I'm here and didn't want to be. Like apparently my subconscious didn't really want to be. Thank you to my lady for getting me out of bed.
So annoying. I figured, alright, cut out the booze. You're going to be waking up rearing to go. No. I should have remembered back to the last time. Cut out the booze. I still don't want to wake up at 5am.
Ugh. I should have got myself totally crashed out into bed maybe an hour earlier. I don't know, it took me just forever to get to sleep again. I mean there was a little bit of activity at my house. Becca's daughter had to sleep over with her cousin so there's kids all over the place bringing the mayhem that comes along with children. And I really felt like an old man in my room. It's all cold last night. Crank up the AC. Not the AC.
I mean it was technically the AC but just put it on fan. Bother kids are making noise out there. I can't sleep in this noise. Let me drown them out with the sound of a fan.
Ugh. I should have probably turned the TV off. You know, because I was using that to make noise too but I was watching the new Pat and Oswald stand up special that's on YouTube. And it was pretty good.
It was pretty good. But it's distracted. I think I just need zen sounds or something to be able to crash out. Can't look at my phone. Can't look at the TV.
I don't know. Most of the time I can sleep through the TV but not last night. Anything else exciting happened.
My evening was fairly average. Did some laundry. Still battling Mount Laundry. Just never ends. You know, even restarted the dryer this morning.
I love laundry. Not really. Anyhow, we made it to Thursday. We'll get through it. You know, thankfully the weekend is on the way. Because I am definitely ready for that. I don't know about you.
But I am definitely ready for some kickback and do chores. Yuck. Anyhow, let's go. Okay. Let's see here. This might be interesting. I don't know.
What's a socially acceptable habit that you think is absolutely disgusting? All right. Let's see what the internet's saying here. Socially acceptable. Okay. I'm trying to think of my own answer to this question. I'm going to keep it to myself.
All right. This person's, wow, this is a popular answer as well. Again, the question was what's a socially acceptable habit that you secretly think is absolutely disgusting? And they said partners wishing each other happy birthday on Instagram and Facebook when they live under the same roof with each other.
Never was able to wrap my head around that. That's absolutely disgusting. Okay.
Now, I don't see the problem in doing that because then the general public's going to see, oh, look how nice they wished each other happy birthdays. The end. What's disgusting about that?
Now, I get it. Like, I think with my kids on their birthday this year, I didn't post on their social media. I did just reach out to them and they don't live at my house.
But had I both reached out to them, hit them up on the phone and posted on social, again, don't see the problem. People are weird. That disgusts me. It disgusts me. I can't stand it.
Geez. What are you doing? People do something that's like truly disgusting. And that's not a socially acceptable habit. That's just a once a year activity.
How could a once a year activity be a habit? Okay, anyway. Let's see.
Memorial balloon releases. Okay. Yeah, I guess that is socially acceptable. But it also kills the poor ocean animals.
Yeah. Or you find them out in the woods. Where do people think balloons go when you let them go? They just disappear into the sky. Okay, spraying yourself with too much perfume or cologne.
I mean, I guess it's socially acceptable, but I'd rather somebody do that than just walk out stinking up the joint. All right, let's see what we got on the phones here. K-Bear, you are live on the show.
Keep that in mind. Who's this? It's Mitch. Mitch, what's on your mind, dude?
Well, I just had to think for a couple seconds on that question and then it just hit me. You know, those real tight pants that all the girls are wearing nowadays. If you ain't got it, don't wear those pants. Oh, Mitch, come on. Ladies, you can wear whatever kind of pants you want.
Come on, Mitch. What's wrong with tight pants? You know, now if you're, I don't know about those dudes wearing tight pants because that just seems uncomfortable to me. It was a big fashion trend when I was coming out of high school. You know, I used to make fun of Jade for that, but yeah, the ladies, they look spandex or whatever, you know, and- You talking like yoga pants? No, the tight black skin stick on pants. You know, they're all wearing them like they just got out of the gym or something. Yeah.
Some of them just when they wear them, you say, well, you better get to the gym. Oh, geez. All right, Mitch. Well- They're not shy.
Hey, you know, some guys, that's exactly what they're looking for. Nice. Oh, I saw that. A nice big booty. So yeah, there's somebody for everybody. So yeah.
Yeah, there is. Well, thanks, Mitch. You have a good one, man. You too.
All right, peace. Yeah, I mean, you're going to catch me in no super tight pants. All right, but you want to wear them? You want to rock them?
Go for it. That's just my opinion. Unlike Mitch.
No, just kidding, Mitch. Let's see. Oh, there's somebody who's giving the type of response I'd give to the average Reddit question. Does anyone here understand what the question means?
Yeah, let's see here. The expectation from others of having a social media that's not a habit. It's not a socially acceptable habit. Oh, some some of these people on the internet are so dumb.
Let's see. People watching reels are listening to music in public with their phones. I. That's something you see people complain about on social media all the time. So I don't think that's socially acceptable. I think more people would say, you know, blast in your phone in public is socially unacceptable than the other way around. I'm pretty sure based on what I see on social media, the average person doesn't want to hear what's going on on your phone when they're I don't know at a restaurant or the grocery store or something or on the bus. Yeah, put some headphones in again. People online not understanding the question.
Let's see. Wearing shoes in the house. OK. For right now, it's OK at my house.
But once we get that stupid place clean, we get those carpets done by the pros, then I see anybody with shoes in my house. It's on. I am putting up with it. OK. Sorry. I was just thinking about my messy house. It's stressing me out as of late. I've been working on it. Crushed some laundry last night. It's a start.
OK. Let's see here. In Japan, it's considered acceptable to aggressively sniffle. But blowing your nose in public and really in general is seen as rude.
So people are just. That's weird. And I'm sure you've heard me on the show occasionally during the winter months. You know, things get running. I might come back to this thread because I don't know. It's something. But we'll see what else I can find as well.
And hopefully today's show doesn't suck. All right, people. I guess we'll dive back into that same thread because I didn't find anything else yet. If you're just tuning in the thread I was looking at was a question posted online asking what's a socially acceptable habit that you think is absolutely disgusting. So far, half of the responses weren't habits or weren't socially acceptable.
So it gives me an excuse to just trash strangers on the Internet for not knowing how to answer a question properly. Let's see what the next answer was. All right, child beauty pageants. I don't really think those are socially accepted. I think most people don't like them and they're definitely. I. Yeah, if you and your kids are involved in such things, I can judge and it just I don't get it. OK, it's it's weird to me. Again, not a proper answer to the question, in my opinion, because I don't think most people are fans of those.
The same with this. Well, maybe it is socially acceptable, but this is something you know me germ freak. That I don't like licking fingers to turn pages or separate plastic bags. Yeah, just spit all over everything. Just rub your spit all over those plastic bags at the grocery store. And that makes me not want to touch the grocery bags at Wynco, bagging up my own groceries. And if you're doing that like as a cashier or something, you've been touching all that money and you're going to put your fingers in your mouth.
Sorry. Money is gross. Go wash your hands after handling a bunch of cash. Not not only just so you can see how dirty that soap becomes, but just because you should all right, wash your hands, wash your hands.
Let's see. The nose thing. People make that horrible drag noise with their OK. I guess they're talking about sniffling. Oh, like the you not like that. Sorry, I don't have a a loogie ready to go. But I guess that would be the horrible drag noise with your nose as you drag the phlegm into the back of your throat.
I wish I I mean, it's not like I want to have to hock something up right now, but it'd be fun to make that sound since I bet it really does bother some people. Socially acceptable. I don't know if walking around in the grocery store all is socially acceptable back to yet again.
The internet doesn't know how to answer a question. Spitting in the street. OK, people are really bothered by spitting. What are you supposed to do? You know, I'll hook up that loogie and OK, I'm going to get too disgusting here. But what are you supposed to do? Swallow your spit.
All right. No, you spit it out and in the street. There's birds crapping all over the place outside. OK, like a little bit of spit. I don't know.
I don't know. Spitting in the street is socially acceptable. I've seen this response enough times that it does really bother people. I just thought everybody at some point has to spit.
All right, let's see here. Smoking cigarettes. Again, I don't think it's socially accepted.
Most people whine and cry about it. Oh, I smell the smoke smell. E I don't smoke. Yeah, anymore. But I don't think it was ever something that I was like, everybody loves this. No, most people hate that.
Throwing cigarette butts on the ground, not socially acceptable. Who are all of these idiots online? Now I see why that one person was like, how many people here understand the question? Handshakes. OK. I think hand shakes are socially acceptable. But this person saying I've seen too many people cough or sneeze into their hands, not wash their hands after using the bathroom, pick their nose, look their fingers. I will admit when I shake somebody's hand, I ain't going to stick my fingers in my mouth afterwards and start separating the plastic bags. OK, I'll shake your hand. But chances are I'm going to wash my hands before you see me grab food or I don't know what you've been touching. I don't know where your filthy hands have been. All right. Keep your dirty hands. Oh, OK, sorry, I'll still shake your hand.
Let's see here. It's OK to pull out a phone when you're supposed to be paying attention, but not a book. Actually, I think if you pulled out a book to end a conversation, I think people would find that kind of funny. I don't think it's socially acceptable to pull your phone out when someone's trying to like talk to you just to start ignoring them with your phone.
And I think a book would be more socially acceptable just because people would be thrown off by it. Nobody likes to get ignored for a phone. So again, bad answer to the question.
Oh, let's see here. Bringing your dog into grocery stores and restaurants. And they say, I say that as an obsessive dog lover. Mind you.
Yeah, if it's a place where you know, dogs are part of the experience, sure. But I don't need that. Your dog hassling me at Wynco. That's just me. Well, let's see here. All right, more people licking their fingers, chewing loudly with your mouth open. I hope I don't do that. That's one of those things I think you don't realize you're doing. Like, I know sometimes I'll talk with food in my mouth and then I'm like, oh, you're disgusting. You're OK. Maybe it's not that big a deal.
All right. The rest of the responses are starting to make me mad because it's all again, things that aren't socially acceptable. OK, like more people saying things like smoking or using chat GPT to look up everything. Is that a habit?
I guess it's a habit. I'm done with this. OK, it's a little after seven. We're partying.
So not really. We're here. We're alive.
And hopefully we have some fun this hour. Yeah, definitely need to leave myself a note that says seven oh five right in front of my face every morning, because I thought it would be easy to remember that. Where we do giveaways like Secret Sound and we announce things at seven oh five. Apparently, I just can't remember this week to announce at seven oh five. Today's Song of the Day, the flavor of the day with Juicy Vapor for our No Beach Beach Bash giveaway. If you haven't heard about this yet, we're giving away everything you need to go to the beach we don't have.
Yeah, what kind of stuff you might ask? Well, let me tell you, I mean, I can't even read the whole list. It would be too long of a list. But we're talking like cooler and wagon and chairs, umbrella, beach towels.
I mean, even down to things like smore, supplies, sunscreen, ice packs, a fan, Mr. surprise package value to five hundred bucks to get into win. Listen every week at seven oh five. And when we play the flavor of the day song, be caller number 10 and you're into the drawing. You can also get five entries into the drawing by going and seeing peaches one week from Friday at Juicy Vapor in Idaho Falls from three to five p.m. He's going to be broadcast and live. You stop by and see him five bonus entries just for stopping by.
That's going to seriously up your odds. All right, what song are we listening for today? Let's see. Alice in chains, rotten apple. Sounds good.
Since I hadn't officially locked that in either. But let's go Alice in chains, rotten apple. When you hear that song played be caller number 10. Anytime you hear it played today, we'll get you into the drawing for the No Beach Beach Bash prize package value to five hundred bucks. But yeah, go see peaches a week from tomorrow. That's the 19th three to five p.m. at Juicy Vapor in Idaho Falls. Get those five entries and hopefully roll into summer with everything you need to go to the beach or camp in or whatever. It's it's a great outdoors package.
So I'm wishing you luck on winning it. All right, looks like it's time to well crack a cold one. It's a soda. OK, it's even a somewhat healthy healthy soda.
Yeah, got prebiotics in it. Now look at me. Oh, good for you. All right, hold on. Let me take a drink. OK, let's dive in here.
Take a look at some. Why the blank? Do you know that fact? Yeah, what's the most?
Why the bleep? Do you know that fact? You know.
All right, let's find out. This person says if it's next to a church, it's called a graveyard. But if it's by itself, it's called a cemetery. That true? Hey, believe everything you read online. Sure, I've never heard that. I thought those two terms just meant the same thing. I'm just going to rather than research it.
Assume this person is correct because I don't know. I don't know if any of this stuff is going to be true. They did use the word fact, but as evidenced by the previous question, we discussed on the show.
A lot of people don't know how to answer a question properly online. So who knows that these are facts? OK, this person says I'm an anthropologist. That sums up my entire career, but a few highlights and OK, this is kind of gross. But if you highlights include again, this guy says he's an anthropologist. He says a human flesh is so chemically identical to pork that the human tongue cannot taste the difference. Oh, delicious.
All right, that's fantastic. But maybe you shouldn't get that out there to people. There might be somebody who's like, I'm really wondering what that human flesh tastes like. You're going to create a psychopath. All right, you're going to trigger him into action.
Don't do it. Let's see here. He also knows how exactly shrunken heads are made, but doesn't say. Let's get descriptive here.
That might be bothersome content for the show anyway, I guess. And he also says human leather is one of the strongest, smoothest and most buttery, soft leathers you can get. And I can spot it from across the room behind glass. I think this man is actually Ed Gein. I thought he was no longer with us, but apparently this guy, I can spot human leather from across the room behind glass.
It's so soft. What a weirdo. All right, let's see.
What else do we have here? The guy who created Pringles had his ashes buried in a Pringles can. I remember hearing that. OK, this one's kind of gross, too, but this is funny. Human boogers have an unusually high amount of sugar in them. And there only seems to be one reason why to make them taste better. You know, anybody who eats boogers and you're like, why?
Why do you do it? Because they're sugary and delicious. They're a human body naturally produced candy. They're a treat.
That I, again, don't know if it's true. This one I've got at Google. Boogers sugary. The things I Google on this show.
Yes, according to Google, AI overview. Nasal mucus, otherwise known as boogers, can technically be considered sugary. Yeah, research suggests that sugary or sweet tasting mucus is part of the body's immune system with higher sugar levels often present during infections. Now you're wondering, OK, well, why would the body want you to eat boogers?
You know, why would they be sugary? Why would there be any reason that your body is going to try to convince you that eating boogers is good? Well, apparently that's because it's theorized that humans of all nasal mucus have higher amounts of sugar to make them delicious so that people will eat them. And it does acts as a rudimentary vaccine exposing your immune system to small amounts of pathogens because, yeah, they get trapped. You know, you're breathing in some type of virus or a pathogen gets stuck in those nose hairs, turns into a big nasty delicious booger and can then form antibodies and make you more resistant to disease. So eating your boogers is not only delicious, but it's also really good for you.
Oh, my goodness. So, yeah, I guess next time your kids are mowing down, boogers don't yell at them. I mean, they're going to take a bunch of grief for it in school because other kids don't realize that eating boogers is delicious and good for you. Victor Wilt once said, eating boogers is delicious and good for you. There we go.
New inspirational message on K-Bear. I didn't say it. The internet said it, OK? I don't eat my own boogers. OK, I'm not trying to personally encourage the eating of boogers. It's just what I read online, OK?
And I don't even know if it's true. Let's see here. Oh, this one's too long.
All of a sudden, my brain hurt. Yeah, these are kind of boring. Like for years, the spiked tail of Stegosaurus had no official scientific name.
I guess that would be why the question was, let's say, why the bleep? Do you know that fact? Did you know that there is a name for the spiked tail of Stegosaurus? Well, there is. It's called a thagamizer. Well, I didn't know that either.
Oh, let's see here. At my old job, we had a Pelican style toolbox with some specialized aircraft tools. The box always smelled like vomit. Gross. Do you want to sniff vomit at work every day or eat boogers?
There's a health benefit to one. OK, he says there were custom fabricated wrenches that had clear yellow handles. Clear and yellow are not the same thing. But anyway, the material used contained buturic acid, which off gases the vomit like odor, because it's actually the same stuff in human vomit.
That's a great day. You're working at the shop, working on an airplane, and all you can smell is puke. Hope that job pays well. This person said they learned you're not allowed to sell body parts on eBay after trying to sell some gold covered teeth found in my grandmother's estate. You can't even sell teeth. But I mean, I can understand you. You know, lob off an arm and try to sling that. Or, you know, the skulls.
I don't know. But teeth. The tooth fairy steals the teeth.
You know, why shouldn't you be able to see if you can get a better deal than what the tooth fairy gives you? Right? Well, all right. Seven forty already. Cool. Let's get this day over with.
All right, let's dig in and see what we got for stupid news today. All right, I'm all down with trying to deal with some of our environmental issues that this planet is facing. But I don't know if this is the best way to get the word out about to any water issues that we're dealing with. Matt Damon raps to fight the global water crisis.
Um, I guess I have a dump button. Matt Damon, he's not going to be putting out foul rap about water, right? I guess it could be. You know, he might be really mad. And he's just dropping them bombs.
We got to get this water problem. I'm all right, I'm not going to attempt that. But I am going to click play on this and get a little sample.
I got to hear Matt Damon's Save the Planet rap. Here we go. It's a constant struggle. Big, big trouble. Let's fix it on the double.
Two billion people. Oh. Oh, I got to hear that again. Uh, they, they really should put video out with the music accompanying him. Anytime you hear dry vocals, it's bad.
But when the lyrics are, you know, not very good, it really stands out. Here we go. It's a constant struggle. Big, big trouble. Let's fix it on the double. Two billion. Oh, I got the cringe chills.
Let's see what he says. People don't have access to clean water. It's one in four human beings. And so we have this get blue initiative. Everybody by just going about their everyday life. If they're interacting with a get blue product, they're making a donation to water.org.
Oh, I'll always do something silly or something to try to. OK, that was just badly produced by the AP. I'm like, is there another video playing in the background? All right. It's good to get the word out that there are communities. You might not be aware of this. There are communities right here in the U.S. Without running water. Yeah.
Without clean drinking water with a, well, you can't even take a shower without having to go to another shower and rinse that, uh, filth off of you. So it's good. Matt Damon's trying to get the word out, but I don't know about the rap game, buddy. OK, what else do we got here? Let's see.
All right. They grew up hearing about skin cancer. Now they're tan maxing. What dumb things are Gen Z up to today? Apparently overdoing it on the tanning bed.
They're also documenting documenting. Jeez, their sun exposure and trying tanning pills. Um, if you want to be tan, just do it like peaches. Uh, smear on the fake tan. All right. So the healthy way to do it. The end.
All right. If you are a young person and you're like, I got to take advantage of or join in this tanning craze. I want you to go visit Phoenix, Arizona. OK, I want you to visit Phoenix.
Just, I don't know. Go to the mall or something. Go go somewhere where there are a lot of people.
Go to Walmart. Take a look around and it's going to be pretty obvious which people spend a lot of time in the sun. All right. They kind of got that dinosaur look going on, leathery skin, not the smooth, buttery human leather like that one guy talked about earlier on the show. No, we're talking like a harsh, rough leather.
Well, scaly flesh. Um, yeah. Try to make good decisions here, everybody.
All right. You don't want to be 25 and looking like you're 50. Don't overdo it with the tanning bed. Don't steal mannequins from museums either.
It's just not nice. This was over in the UK. A mannequin. It was a child mannequin, which had gone missing from a railway museum. Well, apparently it didn't want to be in the museum. It wanted to be on a real train and it wanted to get hammered. This was a World War II child evacuee mannequin known as Annie and they found her on a train holding a can of hard cider in its hand. Somebody has propped it up, gave it a nice beverage.
And Senate on its way on the train. This is a creepy looking mannequin by the way. Okay? If you want to pull up the article and look at Annie the Child mannequin, she's very scary.
Alright? Much scarier looking than any of the haunted dolls I saw at Zach Bagan's Haunted Museum. Annie the doll is freaky looking.
She needs to be in Zach Bagan's Haunted Museum. I wouldn't be surprised if this mannequin, and it wasn't stolen. No, it in fact was thirsty and wanted to ride a train, and it just creepily walked its way there. Like the Annabelle doll in those conjuring movies.
I do not like Annie the mannequin. Very scary face. She's got bad teeth. I mean, it is a British doll.
So it's got British teeth, but that doesn't go well with mannequin. Alright? Scary. The mannequins, let's just move back to the old faceless, uh, no features. I don't like these mannequins. Even the mom sitting next to Annie. She's not as creepy as Annie.
Annie's scary. Alright. We made it to eight. How fast will the rest of the day go by?
Hopefully, really fast. Mystery solved. I hadn't brought this up yet, and I should have looked in the garbage. I can't. Jade, come on.
Pages, you're disgusting. Come on, come on. No, I can't.
I can't. Jade walks in and he's like, oh, it still stinks in here. I'm like, yeah, what's the problem? Why does it smell like cat food in here? Pages! You're disgusting.
What's funny is Jade's acting like the victim. He was the one who told me to do it. He told you to eat sardines in the studio? He told me to keep it in the trash all night, so that way it built up for the morning show. You piece of crap, Jade!
Yeah. I didn't need to, I got enough cat smells at home. I was going to clean it up and like spray something in here and all of that. We were trying to figure out if Andrea was cleaning last night. Oh, poor Andrea.
We didn't want to have her deal with it. I was going to take, I was going to take the whole trash out to the dump. Yeah, I mean, it literally smells like wet cat food in here. What's funny is I can't really smell it. That's because you eat it all the time.
That's what I'm thinking too. And you know, you just got to wonder is it like pouring out of the pores of my skin? No. Maybe you smell like cat food peaches. No, I got that Bath & Body Works spray. I got that good, I got the good body wash, dude. I smell good. I know, like I went and jacked the Ferris out of the Hawks studio. Yeah, I walked in here and it smells like the bathroom after the East Idaho News people use it.
Yeah, exactly. With the combo of cat food and fruity smell, it does have a horrible bathroom smell aspect going on. Who's walking through the door right now? I don't know. Hey Justin, come here. Justin, does it smell bad in here?
Pop in here. Yeah, does it smell like cat food? It smells like you were right, Victor. It smells like, well, it was peaches.
Peaches who's losing his mind. He's eating sardines in the studio and he left them in the garbage because... Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah, him and Jade said they thought it would be funny. Jade pops and he didn't mention anything about having any part in this. The garbage bag with the sardine can has been relocated to next door for you peaches.
Oh, nice. They're just as dumb as the guy that microwaved fish. Yeah, I think I'd much rather microwave salmon. Did you read the story about the guy that microwaved fish and his co-worker pulled a gun on him? Where's my gun when I need it? It was two police officers.
The guy pulls it out. I did. I just kind of guessed that that's how officers joke around with each other, but apparently not.
Apparently not. You walk up, turn off the body cam, pull out the gun. So for my birthday, Becca got me this... Looks like a street sign, you know the name of the street? And it says, a king beef boulevard. Trying to think of...
I think I saw that in Snapchat. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what to call you that could do with fish. We got to come up with some kind of nickname.
You're no longer peach. It's got to be something to do with fish. I don't know.
I've got to rack my brain on this one. But you've got a fishy new nickname coming your way. Why is it that I predicted last night I would walk in here this morning and I would just be like, Peaches! Because it smells like cat food in here. Geez!
Like I said, I'm getting driven nuts by cat smells at home. Let's go to chat GPT and say, Please give me a nickname that is fish themed for a... Or for an extremely tall big man. All right, let's see what we got. Oh, and it... Goliath Grupper! King Mackerel! Titan Tuna! The Megalodon! Oh, heck yeah. Ah!
But then you've got to start every show if you're the Megalodon. Gooood morning fishy friends! I don't know. King Kraken! Wait till you hear my new afternoon show, Megalodon Maga Mayhem.
Let's see, let's see. Add in some peach themed... Wit. All right, fish plus peach.
We've got the Peach Fin Titan, Big Peach Barracuda, the Fuzzy Marlin. Oh, geez. The Juicy Juggernaut! Oh, yeah! I like that. Or Peach Pit Piranha, the new name for when you host the afternoon show. All right, peaches, yeah. You're fresh then to wait.
Next door. Wait till I fill up a water gun with salmon juice and just walk in here and just... Please don't fart in here. I can't imagine what that would smell like.
The CPAP also makes me gassy too, so I hope you're ready. Oh, geez. I can't imagine what the inside of your face mask smells like.
Hey, I got washes. I'm just breathing cat food smell all night. Disgusting.
There we go. What's up, Jay Davis? I'm trying to stand in this abyss of stink. It's better now. It's a crusty peach covered with sardine juice. It's pretty bad.
It is now. I almost threw up this morning when I opened the door. Yeah, you don't do good with smells. No. I'm all right with it because probably four cats.
That's probably why I'm looking for pets. It's my own brand. It's fine because everyone likes their own brand.
Yeah, I think I'm used to stink, so I was able to just kind of block it out. Man, I do want to thank you for coming up with a good name for peaches. We were trying to come up with a fishy name for him and you came up with Brendan Perch.
I have to give credit to Josh. He's the one that mentioned Perch. Oh, okay. So he's the fish guy.
I figured he'd be in here just like Dennis Hopper on. Um, what is it? Purple velvet or blue velvet? Or the girl on Saturday Night Live sticks her hands in her armpits. And then smells her fingers. Superstar. Exactly. Josh was probably in here just all morning. Anytime I left the room just smells so good in here.
Weird guy that likes feet. It's so bad in here. It's better.
I did deliver that. I feel like it's seeping into my pores. What's this fish did? It's it's like got an oily smell to it. It feels like it sticks to you. Yeah, disgusting.
What I had a lot of meetings yesterday getting ready for the Idaho Falls Community Hospital Riverfest presented by ICCU and River Bend Media Group. And when I got back at like three in the afternoon, apparently he had eaten it earlier. And he was just standing in the hallway and I walked past him. It was just like, yeah, what is that? I noticed it when I walked in and I was like, just noticed it.
Yeah, I wouldn't have even been able to sit in here. Why is your phone going off? Because I've got reminders. I got to go tell Justin to do something. I've got a lot going on. And that alarm for some reason reminded me off air. There was something I was going to show you and ask you about. So don't let me forget that.
Okay. It's nothing like, you know, that important. Not as important as Brendan Perch.
Not as important as Brendan Perch. And I am working on making a pit party. Yeah, I'm working on the chat GPT combined image of peaches and a perch to create Brendan Perch.
So we'll see how well that turns out. A fuzzy fish. That was one of the suggested chat GPT name was something about the fuzzy something. Fuzzy Flee.
I don't remember what it was. It is so bad in here. Dude, it's way better than it was. Now I just sadly Justin had peach scented air freshener. So it literally smells like Brendan Perch in here. It's a mix of peach smell and cat food.
Yeah, I couldn't identify it right when I walked in. Like, why does that smell familiar? And yet wet cat food.
That's what that smell was. All right. Oh, there Brendan did it for us. There was Brendan Perch right there.
We also get Victoria Rose the Fisher woman. Is that me? Oh, it's me with lipstick holding the fish stick. Please post that on our social media page. Tune into Perch's fish party coming up at two o'clock today. Making it rain fish sticks, you know.
Oh, I have such a good joke that I'll tell you all fair. Do you like fish sticks? Yeah. Okay, I'm not going to take it any further. Oh, geez. Peaches.
Sorry. Multitasking here was assisting Justin Pierce with something. I just can't get ahead this week peaches or last week.
What's up, dude? Andrew walked in here and put in a brand new trash bag. And then she walks up to me and goes, hey, you need a box of baking soda for this studio. You need one for your pocket. Just keep it on you at all times. Start using baking soda as deodorant. Just make a paste out of it. Just smear it all over those peaches pits. You don't want to smell like fish.
I don't smell nearly as bad as some of our listeners that show up to remotes. Okay? I'm just messing. Please don't get offended by that. He's talking about me. Also, if you do, put on deodorant.
There you go. Again, try smearing baking soda and vinegar. Make a little paste of it and just smear it all over your pits. Baking soda. Baking.
You know, baking soda. Haven't we tried that before? Yeah, it doesn't sound good. It's kind of like that ketchup soda we had.
I like ketchup, but that was disgusting. I made a joke on the show yesterday that there was some stupid article in the Radio Prep about how like 40 billion... Why are you looking at Radio Prep? 40 billion bottles of ketchup are eaten every year or something like that. And most of them are in Victor's drawer. Yeah, I was going to say. I figured that would be the joke.
Yeah, I had to switch after Josh was giving me grief. He's like, you know, how much sugar you're eating? You know, how much sugar you're eating? Oh, he's that guy. Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, exactly. You know, how much sugar you can catch up? You know what kind of train this is? You say, my man, sugar, you can get me a tablespoon of ketchup. You refined in one can.
You're a mountain view. Why does he sound like Mike Tyson? I don't know. That's his new voice. I'm the heavyweight boxing champion. That's his new voice. Mr. Think about what you're eating.
How much sugar and ketchup. When I hike 50 miles, it really helps me align my chakras. So I did this.
Chakras. I did pick up a bottle of no sugar added ketchup. And it's low in calories and no additional sugars. And I may have mentioned this on the show before, but maybe a couple of years ago, I found, I think it was at Winco, a bottle of ketchup for kids. That was sweetened with like other types of fruits and vegetables. I've been to a vegan restaurant before. It's no longer around.
It was called by Chloe and they had beet ketchup. Why don't you, you can make your own. You just go outside and get a shovel. You dig up some dirt and mix it with water. Beet ketchup. Disgusting.
It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. Beets are gross. They're. Why is it that they needed beet, beet ketchup? I don't know what's wrong with regular tomatoes. Tomatoes are vegetables.
They're vegan. That's a meaty fruit. Tomatoes are fruits.
Tomatoes. Okay. Sorry. Tomatoes are fruits. Excuse me, but. Actually, tomatoes are fruits. Tomatoes are fruits.
And this should be a shirt. It's very unhealthy for him. But yeah, the, I believe, because I was frustrated when I couldn't find the ketchup for kids anymore because it was, you know, much better for you. I think sugar free or no sugar added ketchup is the same thing. Remember back in the day when they had purple ketchup? I do. I, and they had green.
I thought it was fun. That's relish, Victor. No, they had green and purple. And I swear I thought.
Actually, it was ketchup. I'm telling you about it. Oh geez. Now I need to get a bottle of sugar free for work though, because I got my desk drawer full of that sugar packed ketchup that Josh was guilting me about. Oh, you're turning into me. You're caring about your diet now. Well, I eat a lot of ketchup. So, you know, with how much ice cream and chocolate I've been eating, I figure I could at least cut the ketchup sugar out.
Today marks, I think a little bit more than a month that I haven't had any like burgers or ice cream or anything. Oh, that's a terrible way to live, peaches. I know.
You're only on this planet one time. Yeah. Hey, but you got to, you got to have the redemption arc. I guess. I'm too old for that. I'm on the decline.
I was going to be a cryptic and like archive everything on my Instagram, turn like my profile picture off and be like, coming soon. Oh, here he comes. Oh, what do we got here?
Turn the corner. Oh, bad. Oh, dude, it's still bad? Yeah.
See, I guess I just adjust to nasty, nasty spells pretty easily. I'm glad I didn't get the sardines and mustard. Sardines and mustard? Sardines and mustard.
Really nasty smelling actually. Sorry. We came up with a new voice for Josh. This voice. Actually. It's almost too close to Douglas though. Well, I know that Josh is now our new Douglas.
Since he's missing, ketchup's bad for you. I don't like it anyway, but let me make you feel bad about yourself. You know, we have a new promo coming up next Friday.
You got to do that voice for the whole thing. What's the one next Friday? Giving away tickets for a specific... You want to win tickets to Pop It Rich? No, they just gave it away. Oh, that's sorry. Is it that show? Yeah. I don't know. You're the one who's now in charge of the promos.
Come on. I know, but I didn't set them up. You know, I haven't looked that far ahead. I had to deal with the other one we're launching tomorrow.
That doesn't make any sense. I was listening to them this morning actually. It's pretty fun. Did you enjoy the promo me and Jade made for that? Of course. That's right.
I haven't shown it to you yet in its completed form. It has my favorite song of theirs as the music bed. Yeah. Yeah. It took me quite a while to whip that together in an instrumental form because apparently people don't care about instrumental country songs.
They're not really available. It was like the game Froggy. Well, yeah. Let's do that. Froggy.
You are now all water themed. I went to town on chat GBT. Oh, jeez. I got a list for you. Okay. What do you got, Jade?
Making waves and emptying offices. It's Brendan Perch. The only DJ broadcasting live from the bottom of the harbor. Now serving rock with a side of sardine. The smell you notice that's just Brendan Perch clocking in.
Why does it feel like a roast? Your official soundtrack to low tide. Official. I like that. Low tide. Oh. I mean, you are from Seal Beach.
That's right. There's no seals there. All sardines. That's right. Only fish. Only fish people.
Morning. Listening to Close May Attract Seagulls. I got a bunch.
I'll just launch a seagull in here, sure. Oh, that's good stuff. Brendan Perch. This is for your whole afternoon show.
If I don't hear every one of these this afternoon, you're fired. I'm not a fan of guar. I like gar.
Gar. Do we have any fish bands we can play? Oh, fish. With a pH.
We're going if we style today. What's that? A Wien Saund Ocean Men? Today's forecast mostly sunny with 100% chance of fish or odor. All right. Checking the clocks. It's break time, everybody. We're going to go sniff some fish. We'll be back.
Sniff some fish. Then talking a little bit about fruit this week with our big promo going on for the No Beach Beach Bash with Juicy Vapor. Make sure to be at Peach's broadcast on the 19th one week from tomorrow, 3 to 5pm.
Get yourself five entries into the drawing for that $500 outdoor prize package. I was looking at a story here. The banana chip bandit has been busted. Apparently in Florida, there's a 59 year old woman who loves. She just loves banana chips. And over the past few weeks, she's been coming in and stealing the same $6 and 49 cent bag of banana chips.
Over and over and over. She must be a really good shoplifter. I mean, I hate to give her props on her skills, but they didn't bust her till after she'd racked up like over $300 in bags of banana chips.
Was she just doing it every single day? I guess you probably assume she's taking multiple bags. If you're going to go in and shoplift banana chips, you get as many as you can. Is that a banana in your pants? Oh, that's banana chips.
Excuse me. So she'd show up to the self checkout and just not scan them, I guess. She didn't stuff them into her pockets or clothing. Let's see. Cop searched her vehicle, found 13 bags of banana chips, and they discovered she'd been stealing them from multiple stores.
So she's been charged with theft, was let out of jail after posting $150 in bond on the misdemeanor charge. Yeah, I guess. Well, we'll let you offer half the price of banana chips.
I mean, there's 650. That's kind of steep for banana chips, I'll admit it. But maybe they don't have Winco in Florida. You can't just go buy them in bulk.
Get yourself a good deal from the bulk barrels like they've gotten Winco there. And I don't know. I mean, banana chips are okay, but they're not the greatest, not even the greatest dried fruit. Not the greatest fruit period. They're bananas. I don't know.
I guess if cheeseburgers were easier to steal, maybe we'd have an article about that. Still smells. So speaking of smells. Speaking of smells, here comes the perch just got beached.
That's right. Let's go peaches and start eating some beans in here. Brendan perch in the house, fishing it up. Yeah, you want to go fishing, he's the hang.
They'll go, well, are we still doing the beach party? Yes. Would you city vapor? Yes. Can you imagine if they had fish flavored vape?
No. Perch flavored. Delicious. But peaches just starts vaping all of a sudden. So I love it. It tastes like sardines.
Now give me some of that cat food vape. The peach beach perch. Peach beach perch party. I went to chat GPT and was like, hey, can you give me fish related names for Victor wilt?
Okay. And it gave me Victor stink fin. I like that. I also like there's the the perch whisperer. The perch whisperer. More like the yellow. Yeah, I was going to say, nobody can talk no sense into the perch.
All right. Victor wilted fish. Victor wilted. That's a dead fish. Yeah. Very nice.
Very nice. The fresh prince of fish air. The fresh peach of, well, I can't even get that all out of it.
Fresh. Fresh perch or bad air. Well, I guess we're all about the fish. All about the fish today. I love this perch mixed smellers in.
Perch mixed. Just one of those days. It keeps giving me like Nick. He said sea fish. See, I'm worried that one of us is going to somehow swear. I was close. I had to stop there. Well, those are naughty fish words.
Look at some of these. I heard him say the F word fish. Well, that's a that's a lot of names. Victor to them out wilt. I have a great thing I'd like to say about that. But again, Victor captain crappy wilt. Captain crappy.
I like that too. The cod father. Yes. Well, Victor bait boy wilt. What would you get if you put me in there? Okay, here we go. Let's find some fish names for Jay Davis. I want to know what fishy names we could begot for him. Because we're you know how they have all the froggy radio stations.
We're starting fish stations. Yeah. You read. Okay. Let's see. Why are they all dash this yet?
Oh, because of Dave this. Okay. So we've got. Uh, Jade, Seavis or Jade, Tuna this Jade, Gil this. How about Jade and Chovis? Jade of the lake. I like the Perch princess.
And the Perch. Jade of the lake sounds like what you'd find out at the haunted river. Jade the mermaid. Jade the mermaid.
No, sure. Mar man. Mermaid Davis. Mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid. Why haven't we played that song today? I love this one.
What are we doing? Jade smells like the Doc Davis. Accurate. Accurate.
We got two stinky people on camera. Sitting by the dock by the bay. Sitting on the dock by the bay.
Sitting on the dock smelling Jade. We're going to get right in here. As I prepare to get on out of here until noon, figured we'd talk a little bit about the latest in Idaho book banning. Yeah. You know how much I love that.
I swear. Some of these maniacs who were setting rules in place. Like I had no idea how frustrating it would be for a library to deal with the current restrictions that have been put in place by these maniacs who were anti-literature until I went to the Idaho Falls recent or Idaho Falls library recently.
The entire top floor. You have to show an ID unless you like got a parent with you to look at the young adult books or the nonfiction books. They're like, you know, the rules are so, you know, vague and we don't know if we're going to get in trouble for this or that. So it's just if it's not a book for little tiny children, show an ID. You know, they just had to make basically the entire library 18 plus to deal with these stupid restrictions.
Anyway, Idaho Falls School District 91. Shame. I'm going to shame you right now. Schools out, right? They ain't. Oh, maybe they are listening because they're not in class.
All right. Idaho Falls School District 91 has decided to keep Shakespeare on shelves after some whiner. I guess filed a complaint saying my kids shouldn't be reading a Midsummer Night's Dream.
It's got harmful material in it. Okay. Here's where we're going to get weird as far as my perspective goes.
I'm with the person who submitted the complaint. If we're going to have these stupid laws in place, if you're going to pull Stephen King off the shelf. Yeah, you're going to pull Shakespeare off the shelf to Shakespeare is filled with all kinds of crazy adult themes. We're talking explicit references, references to infidelity, violence and non-consensual acts. Crude humor jokes about, you know, private parts and all.
Oh, it's funny because some of the words on here, I'm sure Jade wouldn't want me to say even though they're not profanity. All of these different types of things, infidelity, abuse. You know, pretty much anything you could imagine is in Shakespeare. And any Shakespeare story, you're going to find material that under Idaho library laws has been deemed inappropriate. But because it's Shakespeare, Shakespeare, we got to give it the pass. Apparently, they had a committee review this and they're like, Shakespeare's fine. It's not harmful to minors, even though it's got, you know, people aren't married, getting busy. You've got forced marriages, a character asking a man to treat her like a dog, body shaming and other different themes. So yeah, yeah, if you're not going to allow people to read the book, carry, get rid of all Shakespeare.
It's just as inappropriate as Stephen King. What's up? Smells like what?
Updog. What's that? Am I missing something?
I'm trashing book bans, peaches, don't change the subject. What is it? Say it. What's up dog? Nothing much, how about you? Not what's that?
Got him. Yeah, once you said say it, I was like, okay, all right, all right. Yeah, you know I like trashing Shakespeare. I don't like Shakespeare. I think it's, you know, an interesting guy or they, those writings are interesting pieces of, you know, historical literature, but they're boring and they suck to read.
If it's okay to have Shakespeare in school, I think we should be using Stephen King as curriculum because it's actually enjoyable to read. Listener Bryce just texted me an image for my show. Peaches Perch Party. Up next we've got a school of hits coming your way. Don't get salty, just stay peachy. All right, there you go.
It's a fish eating a Taco Bell case. You should set that for your phone wallpaper instead of peach as Bane. Me as Bane.
You should combine. I was born in the ocean. Yes, you should combine the peaches as Bane image now with peaches as a fish and make peaches the Bane fishman.
I'm just standing there in the mirror crying. That's right. Going, it's a redemption arc, eaten fish. All right, everybody. It's a fishy day around here. And I think it's fishy that they would allow Shakespeare in school despite all of the different material in there. These guys aren't really about the material in these books. What was the one?
They just want to ban anything enjoyable. I swear. We watched Romeo and Juliet. Yeah, that's inappropriate themes. Well, we watched it.
And a bad message. After we read it and my teachers are like, guys, guys, it shows her boobs when she was in the kitchen. She rolls out of the bed and they showed it in school. They showed it in school. California.
Those Californians, man. We see boobs early. Yeah, you know, it's not like any baby on the planet has never seen a boob.
Yeah, never, never. Nobody's offended by boobs. It's just like these people who claim to be offended by literature. They're like, oh, Shakespeare's fine, but get that other stuff out of here. Even though Shakespeare has all the same themes, get it out.
We can have that because it's, you know, historical. A lot of these classic books have pretty crazy messaging. Yeah, I left out a lot of specific details from, I mean, we could even use Romeo and Juliet as an example. I'm not going to get into how that story ends. To kill a mockingbird.
It teaches young kids racism. So, dude, yeah. Well, I think that has been banned. Oh, I think to kill a mockingbird. But adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Pretty much the same thing. I think was that one banned? It might have been. But that's not as bad as Shakespeare. It's got bad language, you know, and inappropriate things to call people. And as I was reading through this, what's funny is they're like, well, we don't use the actual, you know, Shakespeare material. They use something that is an adapted version. It's from the Amplify Core Knowledge Language Arts. It's their version of the play. So they fix it up and change it. You liberals.
These aren't the liberals. You, what's it called? The ninth grade, we had to read The Outsiders. Of course, that's about gang violence. Oh, yeah, that's probably been banned. But, you know, Shakespeare, we can have any subject matter whatsoever. Yeah, it was sixth grade. We had to read that book. We had to read Hatchet in fourth grade. See, I've read that book and I don't remember it. Oh, you do? He has to survive on the island. He sees the dead pilot. That's traumatizing. Yeah, Lord of the Flies.
Island of the Blue Dolphins. I mean, most of these are probably banned. Why does Shakespeare get a pass? Because at least the other books are enjoyable to read. Shakespeare is not enjoyable.
What's next, Green Eggs and Ham? Well, shut up. Shut up about the Shakespeare.
I hate Shakespeare, Jade. I do too. Listener Bryce sent me this, by the way. Please send all your peaches as a fish photos. We could make a thread on the K-Bare 101 Idaho Rock and Metal group. Just under the one photo that's already up there.
Yeah, just share your photos there. I'm going to leave now. I assume Jade's giving me more work or something. Both of you. We have a meeting. I'm going to go read Shakespeare. Oh, yeah. No! Thank you again for tuning in to the Victor Wilt Show, this program is a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.