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Welcome to The Good Pod,
where today we're talking Elsbeth Season
Three, Episode Sixteen, Murder, He Wrote.
I am one of your hosts, Jason Reed.
With me, as always,
the woman that knows that the pen is
mightier than the sword.
Or in this case, the bookcase.
Marissa, Marissa, Marissa, you good?
I'm good, Jason.
Those nibs, they'll get you any time.
The nibs are sharp.
They can get you.
Are you good?
Are you good?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Yeah, here we are.
Episode sixteen.
A lot, a lot happened this episode.
There were a lot of unexpected callbacks,
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So we're going to get into all that.
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So yeah,
those are all the housekeeping out there,
Marissa.
Give me your overview,
your big worldview of how you felt about
this episode.
Well, first of all,
it was like packed with people.
Loved it.
Loved seeing all of the guest stars that
we're going to talk about.
Also, I don't know about you, Jason,
but I really did watch a lot of
Murder, She Wrote as a child.
And this is something I have talked to
my therapist about.
But I don't know if you remember on
that show when someone was dead,
there was always a chalk outline.
Is that the origin of the chalk outline
on TV shows?
pretend I'd be like, this is it.
Strike a pose.
You'd be outside with your sister.
Lisa!
You see, go to the sidewalk.
Give me a chalk outline.
Lay down on the sidewalk.
Something like that.
But yeah, I mean like...
um i want to say but like that
show was about an author who wrote books
that's all murders in this case uh they
flipped it a bit so it was a
fun little um a little nod to to
an era gone by in my life i
mean listen an era that else elspeth is
trying to bring back kind of like you
guys you guys always talk about talk crap
about how a lawyer shouldn't be like a
detective well look look at this angela
lansbury character here uh what was what
was the name uh was it i was
It was Jessica.
Yeah, Jessica something.
I totally just blanked on it.
I know if I hear it,
I'll be like, yes, of course.
How can I forget Jessica something or
other?
Oh my gosh.
This is a great time for people to
tell us how wrong we are.
Fletcher.
Jessica Fletcher.
Yep.
As soon as I heard it,
I was like, yep, that's it.
It was like, yeah,
that lady was a book author.
She was solving murders.
So stop hassling me for being a lawyer
solving crimes, okay?
The TV last year was full of people
that don't solve crimes for a living
solving crimes.
So leave me alone.
And
i think i think this this um this
episode in particular is interesting to me
because lately i have been listening to a
lot of books about people that that don't
usually like right now i'm listening to um
a book series by jonathan kellerman um
about a about a psych child psychologist
that solves a lot of you know big
cases and crimes like you wouldn't believe
some of the stuff that happens to this
guy uh dr alex delaware um that i've
been like i've been checking out this book
series uh that started in the eighties and
man it's it's tough because when you read
slash listen because i don't think i've
actually read anything for like at least
twenty years um on on paper uh comic
books don't count um but yeah so i
don't think i've ever i read a physical
book
in a good long time like it's it's
it's happened just take a look yeah
reading rainbow can you tell that this
podcast is run by elder millennials i
think you probably can um but anyway uh
listening to these books from like the
eighties is a hard listen because there's
some things that have really got a style
that are still these books i'm just like
like
Could be now.
Words and terms and things that are like,
ugh.
And I give it a pass because it
was in a time where you could say
these things and be OK.
That's interesting.
But yeah,
in a lot of these books I listen
to, yeah,
these people that have no business,
being detectives and investigating things
are doing it and fighting murderers and
uncovering big plots.
So this was kind of funny for me.
I've listened to and watched, you know,
Jack Reacher, Alice Cross,
all these book series that I've gotten
into that really reminds me.
And the fact that they talk about the
fact that the character here, Elliot Pope,
the author, like, man,
this guy's not right.
Women.
Well, it's just like,
yeah that happens a lot that happens a
lot and these books that i read are
cool i'm just gonna call it read i
think i feel like it is reading jason
it is like it's scientifically like like
you are reading and also if we think
about it like the first stories that
humans ever told were oral traditions like
it's not like reading is something that
was like not until like the
there's a whole history there but don't
let anyone tell you if you're listening to
audiobooks that you are not reading even
even lavar burton says you're reading so
there you go i mean i feel like
it's a very specific opinion of whether or
not audiobooks count as reading uh so yeah
i'm glad you're on my side of this
yeah you are reading you are so yeah
let's um let's get into the episode we're
going to start as we well
Yeah.
Oh, no, go ahead.
Okay.
We're going to start with The Mirror Dare.
So we open up.
We see someone reading from seemingly
their book.
And who is it?
Someone, Jason.
Someone.
The character's name is Elliot Pope.
He's played by Griffin Dunn,
who if you are fans like us of
This Is Us,
you would recognize him as Uncle Nicky.
um it's definitely like he is part of
jason marissa lore for sure we go way
back with griffin dunn he's an important
part of me and marissa's origin stories as
friends as podcasters i think this is us
was our first of was that our first
official this was our first like i mean
let's let's go back in jason and rissa
time machine time
We were part of a network called Post
Show Recaps,
where if anyone's listening that was from
that time, I know there are some.
Hi, this is your shout out.
Things are just getting started.
Yeah,
we're back in the Post Show Recaps
universe.
We used to go on the Discord and
we used to chat it up about This
Is Us with some other people in that
Discord.
And it got to a level where the
head of that network, Josh Wickler,
was like,
you guys talk about it so much,
why don't you podcast about it?
it was actually i think like someone
requested that there be a podcast and then
josh was like should there be i guess
there could be here you go so it
was definitely a fan we would not be
here if it were not for the fans
yeah it happened so late into the road
it's like okay let's like there's five
episodes left let's talk guys about the
last five or six episodes of this is
us ever um but that was our first
like
big non like sanctioned like okay let's
just start this thing up so that was
fun for us it really helped us uh
build our rapport and our relationship
with podcasters and friends um so yeah
that was that was that was us and
we both like loved uncle nikki like we
were like it was it was a big
yes so i was like i even texted
you jason i was like jason
it's uncle nicky like he's our uncle yeah
it's uncle nicky and you know uncle nicky
also not a stranger to us because uh
you know he was he's shown up on
the good wife as well as as a
judge we're like when we showed up as
a judge like oh my god it's uncle
nicky judge um so you know he he
was retroactively parts of our lives
before this is us and we didn't even
realize it
oh he was there the whole time he
was there the whole time um and so
yes uh elliot pope is reading from his
book and this comes straight out of these
books i'm talking about where the the man
is this big swaggering guy and then he
finds this woman and he's like
objectifying the woman and the woman turns
out to be like some crazy person that's
going to try and dismember him it was
so loud and bizarre
um and we find out that the person
moderating this little book reading uh is
none other than cousin laddie from perfect
strangers mark lynn baker i was like oh
like this is usually the murder victim is
not usually this famous i know i was
like who's gonna kill who quite honestly
yeah exactly yeah exactly yeah because it
could have been marklin baker aka cousin
larry as the murderer i mean they're both
kind of like up there in the same
level
I mean, that's another one.
Again,
this episode is very elder millennial
coded given the references that we're
going to make because Perfect Strangers,
man, lives deep, deep in my heart.
And I was so happy to see Cousin
Larry.
Cousin Letty and Cousin Ducky,
Perfect Strangers, Marklin Baker.
Also,
I think his other big thing was Leftovers.
Am I correct?
Yeah.
So that was his other.
I think Perfect Strangers and Leftovers.
In that like,
thirty year span of time between Perfect
Strangers and Leftovers,
I don't think he did much,
but he showed up in two very bookend
moments of pop culture.
So he is moderating this panel.
And, you know,
after Elliot reads his little passage,
they have a conversation.
And, you know, Barney's like, hey, man,
like, you're doing great.
You know, you're a successful writer.
Like, I love this.
It's great that we come from the same
small town.
Like, it's awesome.
But, you know,
it seems like you take a lot of
influence from your past in writing these
books.
Yeah.
Elliot's like, hey, no way.
I definitely don't do that.
All the people I write about are made-up
people.
I don't take anything from my past.
How dare you suggest that I cull from
my past as a person, as a writer?
It's almost like he's like...
For the future.
Also,
I do not write from personal experience.
Just FYI,
like none of this is all in my
head.
I'm just like that much of a genius,
but I never take any,
any inspiration from real life in case
you're wondering in the future.
Yeah, I think we'll get a little,
there's a vibe there.
It's like a frenemy vibe of like, yeah,
we knew each other as kids.
Like we were cool, but yeah.
Like Barney doesn't like the fact that,
you know,
Elliot does a bunch of like smut in
his books.
And Elliot's like, okay, well,
who the F are you?
Like I'm a famous writer here, okay?
so after they do the whole panel thing
elliot and barney are like kind of just
uh in in the back room in the
shop in the shop room where you know
in barney's bookstore because barney
barney is both a critic of literature and
also owns a bookshop so that's where this
conversation is happening and they're in
the storeroom of barney's place um elliot
notes um it's kind of uh it's kind
of run down back here you got rats
all the stuff running around back here
cool cool cool
Barty tells Elliot, hey,
thanks for letting me moderate this thing.
It's really fun, really good time.
And Elliot's still a little upset that
Barty suggested that he uses people for
his stories.
He's like,
I don't like that you said that out
there.
And Barty's like, hey,
I didn't mean anything.
Hey,
why don't you let me take a look
at some of your stuff you got coming
up?
Just let me get a sneak peek.
I can give you some pointers,
give you some tips about maybe what you
could work on.
Elliot's like, okay.
Elliot is like,
it's first of all it's handwritten right
like this is where he's like it's
handwritten but he's so intense he like
goes up to barney and like really
threatens him yeah and it's like okay well
and that's a little later as as you
know oh did i skip ahead you know
a little bit just a tad sorry sorry
back on the show go go go
seemingly Barney has convinced Elliot to
give him like a early copy of something
something new he's working on so we we
flash forward a little bit as we find
out it's been about two months Elliot is
is writing some more like he's he's like
writing with a pen on just like yes
loose loose leaf paper it was like yeah
Jason that's interesting yeah I would like
to say as someone who spent time recently
in the current school system this is a
very very lost art
This is also very,
very important work because someday your
computer could blow up.
Also,
you don't necessarily own all of their
stuff if you're putting it in the cloud.
So I would just like recommend just like
getting to remembering how to write some
things down.
Maybe I was working with someone at a
museum recently.
They were writing like five things down
and then they were like, my hand hurts.
I was like, oh, no.
Oh, no.
It's happening.
It's happening.
Listen,
I don't even know if my daughter knows
how to hold a pen.
I have no idea.
These kids don't know how to do it.
I'm like,
what do you mean you don't know how
to write?
They're just typing the whole time.
I will say...
But me, myself,
I don't know how often I've actually
written anything in the last few years.
This is why, again,
I would like to remind everyone of the
Get Jason a Pen Fund because it is
desperately needed as he is just telling
me right now.
It's so sad.
I can't read.
I can't write anymore.
That's where we've gotten.
You're reading your notes.
You're reading.
I mean, you know,
I could be doing this by memory.
Who knows?
But yeah, Elliot is writing his book.
As he said before,
he doesn't use any of his past experiences
or people that he knows.
But in this new thing he's writing,
he's like, and this, you know,
he gave someone this thing and he hasn't
seen or heard from him in two months.
So again, he's using,
he is using his past,
his recent past to influence his current
books.
So we find out through that it's been
about two months and Elliot's like, huh,
I'm gonna go check in with Barney,
see what's going on.
Goes over to Barney's store.
Barney's like, hey, bud, how you doing?
Elliot's like, oh, hey, great, great.
Like, don't ask me about your book.
Hey, how about you,
I got this first edition book.
I'm gonna sell it to cover some of
his rent costs, you know,
the economy and all that.
Elliot's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But about that manuscript I let you
borrow, that I let you read.
What's going on with that?
Bonnie's like, oh, yeah, that.
You don't really want to hear what I
have to say about it, right?
It's all good.
It's like, yeah,
I didn't care when I walked in here,
but now that you try to not say
it, now I want to hear it.
It's such a weird...
process feedback right like like giving it
receiving it trying to do like i gotta
tell you i love i love you peeps
i love the good folks but there are
weeks where i'm like i can't look at
any i can't look at the metrics i
can't look at anything because i don't
want it to like get in my head
in terms of feedback so and i've also
been on in um in barney's position of
like
I read this or I listened to this
and I have some things to say and
it's such a delicate type of situation to
navigate but on both sides of it as
a podcaster it is a tightrope that you
walk of like I want to see the
feedback I want to see the reviews and
the five star reviews make me feel great
make me feel ecstatic and then you get
a one star review where it's like
my whole life is meaningless.
It's almost like, and I like, everyone,
it's a free country, but it's like,
did you have to leave it?
Like,
did you have to leave the one star?
Like, no star is better than one star,
right?
Like, in your mind,
if it's not that great, like,
just don't say anything.
Like, that's fine.
You could have just said nothing.
It would have been fine.
But yeah, so...
Elliot kind of is like, yeah, yeah,
you know, I didn't care,
but now I kind of care because you're
trying to dodge the question.
So what's up?
But he's like, oh, well, I mean,
the thing is, like,
I didn't I didn't really like it.
I didn't love it.
It's like it's kind of a he says
it's another sad masturbatory exercise
steeped in misogyny and cruelty.
And you once again utilize people from
your past in Massapequa,
the community that we grew up in,
and pretty much took down everybody from
your past, except for your sainted mother.
who you love and who made you tuna
sandwiches.
Everybody else got the short shrift,
but your mother turns out to be as
safe as usual.
He says, it made me want to vomit.
I was like, wow.
Thank you for your service, Cousin Larry.
Always sticking up for us women.
all these years later.
Love it.
And it was like, he went from,
I don't really want to say, to like,
I'm going to tell you about yourself real
quick.
And Elliot did not like that.
This is where he gets real intense and
he goes, well,
I don't even really care about what
someone like you would have to say about
my works.
You're just a wannabe loser of no
importance who wishes he could write,
but is incapable of holding anyone's
interest and your life is worthless.
it was intense he got in his face
he was like he wasn't yelling but he
was like growling words out it was wild
and this is like the second time he
did that because before when he gave him
the manuscript he's like and if you lose
it I will kill you and it wasn't
like I'll kill you you know what I
mean like it was like that is one
thing Uncle Nicky does pretty well he can
get pretty intense
oh yeah for sure we've seen it we
saw him this is us uh so we
we're familiar it wasn't quite like this
but no this was like intense and menacing
yes exactly like intense the intense land
is good land for uncle nikki yeah after
the the intense growling elliot i think
realizes he's gone a little far he's like
but barney's just like okay all right um
Cool, cool, cool.
What about those books that you want me
to sign for you?
Says Elliot.
Go ahead and grab the books you want
me to sign.
And as Barney is getting books off his
bookshelf for Elliot to sign,
Elliot sees himself an opportunity.
And I think he fulfills a wish that
a lot of us have when we're in...
I mean, not the murder part,
but when you're in a library or a
bookstore,
you just kind of want to tip over
the bookshelves and see the domino effect.
You don't have that thought?
I mean,
I know you can't see in your mind's
eye to see that,
but for those of us that do,
I think a lot of us...
envision this fantasy of what would it
just be like if I just knocked over
this bookshelf and what would the effect
be for all the other bookshelves?
Is that just me?
Is that just my dark part?
I get that.
I get it.
But I would feel like who's going to
clean that up?
And my eldest daughter responsibility
would definitely come in and prevent me
from thinking any further about that.
I would do it and run.
Marissa would do it and be like,
let me help you pick all these out.
like i would be like everyone clear clear
everyone all right get out all right if
it takes me twenty four hours i'm gonna
pick up all these books i knocked over
me i'm probably running two decimals in my
brain i got i feel it i feel
like it's also that that thing if we're
like
Maybe I'm revealing too much about myself
here.
But, like, whenever you're, like, in,
like, a stairwell of a lot of levels,
do you ever look over the side and
be like,
I just wonder what it would be like
to jump from here.
Like, I know I would die.
I know it would not be good for
me.
And it's not... Don't get me wrong.
It's not a, like...
suicidal ideation it's just like that
would be like a what if yeah it's
just like that'd be so cool to do
that if i could survive it but i
know i couldn't like if i was in
an action movie that'd be awesome but i'm
not i know it would kill me so
i'm not gonna do it but it'd be
pretty cool just like to just jump off
here and just
go down many flights of steps just like
see what it's like but I feel like
it's that kind of push and pull do
you think that like the camera would also
have to turn in a way to make
it look really cool while you're falling
down the stairs yeah probably like and I
would only want to have a third person
view of it oh yeah yeah yeah my
view would be fun I would want to
see me like jumping over the railing and
just like being like oh that's so cool
but yeah I think that's where that dark
part comes in of like what would it
be like if I just knocked over all
these bookshelves
there used to be a segment on david
letterman's version of the late show when
he would just throw stuff off the room
and it was fun like it was fine
yeah um but yeah so elliot does this
not for the fun and kicks of it
he's doing this to murder poor barney and
barney seems like he's like
Yeah, murder, murder.
Barney seems like he's okay at first.
He's got the wind knocked out of him
because luckily there was a footstool
there to kind of catch some of the
weight of that last bookshelf that was
going to fall on poor Barney.
Barney is hurt,
but he's still alive in this moment.
He's just like, hey, Elliot, help me,
help me.
And Ellie's like, hmm.
Yeah, I don't think so.
And he takes a footstool that was propping
up that last bookcase,
takes the footstool out, and the bookcase,
all the weight,
falls onto Barney and kills poor Barney.
Hmm.
Barney, we hardly knew he.
Cousin Larry.
Cousin Larry.
So, yeah.
Elliot Knox kills Barney,
takes his manuscript,
and beats it out of there.
Like, just heads out.
So, then...
Eighteen months later.
It's been over a year since this murder.
I don't have a good sound effect for
that one.
I wish I did.
So Elliot is once again doing another
reading.
This time he's reading from a book and
it's about the death of a friend.
in the book.
And he says,
the friend was like a mirror showing the
person who he was.
But again, this is not autobiographical.
It's a character in a book.
This is not Elliot.
This is not Barney.
This is a different situation.
Because he sits down with this new
moderator.
Fred Harrison, who we have seen before.
Apparently.
In the Elspeth universe.
And so I looked it up because,
of course,
we've had so many witnesses and experts
running around the Elspeth universe.
I was like, okay,
because we get the feeling later that
Elspeth knows this man.
Okay,
where did Fred Harrison come in before?
So apparently he was in,
he was in earlier this season from the
poetry episode where the guy from The Good
Place, Chidi from The Good Place,
was a owner of a poetry magazine.
And he killed one of the writers of
the poetry or the lady that was going
to leave him in an endowment for the
magazine, but she actually didn't.
He was in that episode.
I forgot what he contributed to the case.
He probably was just someone that was
talking to Elton and was like, hey,
you know, this person, this, this,
and that.
She's like, oh, really?
So that's probably where he gave his
contribution.
But yeah,
so this is the new person moderating.
And the moderator points out, you know,
that passage you just read is almost kind
of like the same situation that your
friend was in.
This one is from an avalanche of snow,
but your friend died from kind of an
avalanche of books.
It's like, no, that's ridiculous.
Like, yes, there's like some similarities,
but I assure you,
all of my material is thought up right
up here in my head.
It's not from any real life situations at
all.
jason i we did talk a little bit
about this uh before the pod but i
really wanted this guy to be belky like
i really wanted like the next interview
like for it to just go through the
characters from perfect strangers if we
were gonna continue this this trend um it
was a cool callback i will say like
it was nice i mean that we don't
know about it yet in the episode but
um it would have been even more of
a nod to perfect strangers land if it
felt yeah
And I feel like we kind of got
away from that thing of random people from
other episodes popping up for here and
there for a minute or so.
Yeah,
we came back to it because I feel
like we've gone a while without that.
I remember we were talking about it
before.
Why did the random girl from the bar
episode pop back up in this other episode?
But we got away from it for a
while and we're back to it a few
different times in this episode because we
see in the audience of this book reading
is both elsbeth and her friend cheryl from
the yoga retreat episode that she kind of
rescued from this retreat this i don't
know if it was yoga spiritual retreat
slash almost cult recruitment yes exactly
So Cheryl and Ellsworth are in the
audience, which is,
it's interesting because I don't know if
we do this a lot.
We're like,
we're still kind of in the murder part
of the episode and Ellsworth comes in.
It's like, oh,
Ellsworth is here before the investigation
starts in earnest.
So it's like,
I know we've had that a few times,
but now Ellsworth is here.
It's like,
Oh, okay.
Else what's in the audience.
So we take questions from the audience and
Cheryl gets up and says, you know, hey,
just so you all know,
I also wrote a book called Unwell about,
because I remember the last time Cheryl
was here,
we didn't know that she wrote a book
about her retreat experiences.
well like because she was in the first
episode of the season with the colbert
episode like she went with elspeth to yes
yes the fake colbert but with colbert show
yeah they're like cheryl like we don't
care about your book do you have any
other questions like no i don't really but
here's my friend elspeth she probably
asked some questions
so elspeth gets on the mic and fred's
like she's like hey fred and fred's like
oh yeah it's it's you oh okay and
so elspeth points out the fact that you
know it's funny that the character in the
book marty died via avalanche
in the book but he was really an
athletic person so why would he be out
skiing in a place where they get crushed
by snow also you put in the book
that the protagonist their eyes met before
marty died how could their eyes meet if
the protagonist wasn't like if the
protagonist eddie wasn't also in that same
avalanche wouldn't eddie also be dead and
and elliot's like you're thinking too much
about it you're you're you're digging too
much into it it's not that big of
a deal
Relax.
If Ellsbeth was not involved in the law
or law enforcement,
she would make a fantastic editor for
murder books.
Yes, for sure.
For sure.
So Ellie kind of is like,
don't worry about it.
You're just a stupid lady.
Who cares?
So later we get Cheryl and Ellsbeth in
line getting their books signed.
Elliot is, of course, being a jerk.
He doesn't, Cheryl offers to like,
you know,
in an exchange of authorly ideas,
why don't you take my book and maybe,
you know, you'd like it.
He's like, ah, I'm good.
I don't want to just do a little
book.
It's like, okay, cool, cool, cool.
Ellsworth gets in line also.
She's like, hey,
sorry about my outburst earlier.
It's just kind of what I do.
And she pokes more holes into Elliot's
story.
And it's like, also,
I know that your friend Barney died.
And it's funny because, you know,
were you there with him that night?
You just got poking holes in the whole
thing about how Elliot found out.
Because Elliot did mention that he found
out from Barney's widow.
But then when he's talking to Elizabeth,
he's like, oh, yeah,
when I read about it in the paper,
she's like...
But you told us earlier that the widow
called you.
So which one is it?
He's like, I don't know, whatever.
And he's like,
it's not like any of these murder
mysteries that you read.
She's like, Elizabeth says,
who's this thing called murder?
You didn't want to call it murder.
That's weird.
and so well and he also like in
this is like you pay attention to like
the tiniest details like don't even don't
even think about that and and this is
like this is elspeth's core right like
this is who she is she's like i
okay but yes then she she points out
like i didn't say anything about murder
you said murder i didn't say murder you
did
So Elizabeth's radar is officially up.
She's like, something's funky about this.
And before we leave the bookstore,
Fred does say, you know, that lady,
she's real kooky.
And you know something else?
She works for the police.
And so now Elliot is freaked out as
well.
So it seems like we've got the cat
and mouse all ready to be in the
trap here.
So let's move on officially to the
investigation.
Dun, dun, dun.
We start in the precinct, of course,
of all places,
and Elizabeth has gotten all of Elliot
Pope's books,
and she is presenting them to Wagner and
Connor.
Yes, I know.
Also, before we get into the,
oh my gosh, Connor is here,
but she presents it as an avalanche of
books.
She has them all stacked up,
and then they all fall like an avalanche
onto Wagner's desk.
But yeah, apparently,
Lieutenant Connor's back.
Look at that.
yeah i just who knows who will pop
up at any given moment who knows we
might see cameron again before this before
this season oh my god oh my god
yeah god we have to see kaya at
least one more time before the season is
out
But yeah,
I honestly thought they had just kind of
written off Connor and were just like, ah,
let's just say he's poking around at some
point.
But Connor's actually here in a big part
of the episode.
Yeah, and so Elizabeth tells him, like,
hey,
something is really off about this new
book.
The death of the character Marty in the
book is way too close to Barney's death.
It's just really weird.
It's kind of like, you know,
the avalanche of snow is kind of like
the avalanche of bookshelves that killed
Barney.
So something's weird about this.
And also...
The character Eddie in all of Elliot's
books never really feels bad about his
friend's deaths.
So this kind of feels like he's writing
about his own experience in these books.
And it seems like he's really trying to
distance himself from Barney's death.
you know,
but he couldn't resist writing about it.
So he had to put it down in
pen form, but he couldn't just,
he couldn't admit that it was him.
It's like, okay, all right.
So we got something.
We got something here.
I don't want to say like typical man,
but yep.
You didn't say it though.
So then we shift over to Grace.
you know, Officer Grace, again,
we haven't seen her in a minute.
Grace is back.
Officer Haha.
Officer Funny.
Officer Stand Up.
And she's using her corkboard skills to
kind of illustrate the life of Barney,
the review writer, the bookstore owner,
the critic.
And she talks a little bit about it.
She says, you know,
the original police report from Barney's
death ruled it an accident.
So that's where we,
so the file is pretty thin because we,
I mean,
obviously Ellsworth was not around at this
specific case.
So whoever the detective was,
probably Smolin,
came in there and was like,
Accidental death.
Done deal.
Let's wrap it up.
So Ellsworth knows the fact that,
you know,
Elliot did try to really dissuade her from
thinking about the facts of the case.
And so she asked Magnuson Wagner,
it's kind of a slow time in New
York homicide right now.
Can I just pick this up?
Like, again, like Ellsworth is once again,
making a case for herself.
Like,
do we not have enough homicides in New
York to, to investigate and be like, Hey,
I'm just, I'm bored.
Why don't I do this instead?
Yeah.
Wagner, of course, is hesitant.
He's like, I don't know.
It seems really thin here.
I don't know.
And so Ellsworth is trying to convince
him.
She's like, come on.
Wagner says,
your consent decree does not include
making cases where none exist.
Ellsworth's like, well,
it does include me possibly picking up
something that was missed,
and that's what this would be.
yeah exactly it was like more consent
decree clarification even though we don't
know maybe it's still happening i guess
it's still happening i don't know you know
what i mean like it's yeah they're trying
so hard to justify this thing and so
wagner's like well i don't know and he
says lieutenant connor what do you have to
say like i'm tired of making all decisions
it's up to connor yeah
yeah i thought it was like a little
unfair for in that situation like first of
all uh welcome back you're gonna have to
make this call connor says well i agree
with well that's good yeah there is not
enough evidence to make to reopen this
case
Yet.
Yet.
Ellsworth takes this as a full go of
like, yes,
I can investigate and I can find more
evidence.
Thank you, Connor.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
So with the go-ahead from Connor,
Elizabeth decides to hassle poor Barney's
widow.
Yes, I was going to say, Barney's widow,
who is a legend in her own right.
The character's name is Bev,
but the actress's name is Didi Khan.
Didi Khan,
I don't know if you grew up watching
Grease.
Like I did.
Apparently.
She's in Greece.
She's Frankie in Greece.
She's also hanging out with Josh Charles
on his new show, Best Medicine,
playing this lady named Geneva.
Kind of like Gilmore Girls-y.
And then Jason.
Yeah.
Shining Time Station.
You really rocked my world in the
pre-show.
You were like, hey,
you remember her from Shining Time
Station?
Which, Lord, that was such a blast.
Deep cut.
Deep cut.
For those that don't remember,
Shining Time Station.
But it was such a wacky show.
Ringo Starr and George Carlin, come on.
Wow.
I forgot about it.
Cause I mean, I think for me,
it was, it was this,
and now that I know more about TV
and all that,
it was a framing device for the Thomas,
the tank show,
which I don't know how Marissa knew this,
but it was a part of my childhood.
We're both elder millennials.
So the fact that when she said shining
time station,
it just transported me back to like five
years old watching,
watching sign time station.
There was crazy.
Because once she said that,
it immediately brought me back to this
woman, Barney's wife in the show,
in her like train station uniform getup.
I was like, oh my God,
I remember that.
But her voice,
isn't her voice also like ingrained in
your brain somewhere?
Because like anytime, like I literally,
anytime I hear her on TV, I'm like,
wow.
I must pay attention.
The way that it just shot me back
into time.
And do you remember the little jukebox
characters that were in Shining Time
Station?
Whenever they put a quarter into the
machine,
the little jukebox animals would play.
Marissa,
you know what you're missing out on,
not having a mind's eye.
I'm like,
I'm going to need to rewatch YouTube from
Shining Time Station.
Because also, like, I'll never forget,
I grew up,
my parents were really into stand-up,
and so, like, we'd watch a lot of,
like,
HBO specials that I probably shouldn't
have watched.
And then I was like, um...
George Carlin,
the guy who just told me there's seven
words he can't say on television is here.
And then also like Rico Star is also
here.
Wacky show, wacky show.
Good part of my childhood as well though.
So I'm glad I could remind you of
the legend of GD Khan because it was
so fun to see her show up here.
Yeah, love it, love it.
So yeah, in this universe,
she is the widow of Barney.
She's taken over the bookstore.
Elizabeth is asking her questions.
She says, listen,
I just want to know all I can
about the case in case something was
missed.
And Barney's wife goes, oh,
so I knew there was something weird about
this whole thing.
Like,
and they just told me it was an
accident.
She says, and she says, yeah,
you can go back there and look if
you're not afraid of rats.
Cause there's a lot of rats going on
in this back room that Barney's got.
And I was just like, oh no.
And apparently there was a rat friend.
A rat friend.
Barney was alone in that storeroom and his
only friend was this rat.
So Ellsworth says, no, I don't like rats,
but I know some people that do like
rats.
so she calls the rat catchers the rat
people from a different episode which this
episode episode yeah this was the one
where elspeth was investigating a psychic
who was like taking this like older older
rich woman's money and pretending she was
talking to her husband or i think the
woman was like uh uh she had a
snack company left to her by her husband
and yes
The husband from the grave was telling her
what to do with the snack company.
It was actually benefiting the psychic
through some different way.
I forgot how the Rat Catchers came into
this.
I wonder if this was meant to be
like...
Did they think they were getting sixteen
episodes and then they got an additional
four?
This is what I'm saying.
I think the first couple episodes and the
last couple episodes...
are like how elspeth should be but then
like the middle ones were like oh we're
gonna put in this formulaic something to
like spread things out because this
episode like it's very stefan this episode
has everything we've got callbacks we've
got guest stars we've got relationship
news we've got you know like all of
the stuff happening in this one episode
which is what we sort of came to
expect from
episode in the first two first season at
least for sure of the show and so
I think I don't know if it's part
of their playbook or whatever but and I
know this season was like a kind of
like will they won't they what's gonna
happen to the show type of season
production wise so maybe they had to like
buffer in those episodes in the middle but
I
I really liked this episode and hopefully
the next one also continues this momentum
and we, you know,
get some Kaya stuff going on in it
as well.
But it's definitely like two different
styles of television that we're watching.
It definitely has season finale vibes.
Yeah.
Because it wraps up a lot.
There's a lot of callbacks.
There's a lot of cameos.
So I had to wonder, like,
did they think they were getting...
Like they were getting ten episodes like
usual or like the first two seasons or
the first season.
And it was like, no,
you're actually getting twenty.
So there's like, you know,
there's more on the front,
more on the back.
Did they did they film up to season
episode sixteen?
And I guess what?
You're getting four more.
And like, oh, well,
we kind of wrapped up a lot.
So we have to figure out what to
do with that.
um so yeah but it's just noted of
like how this really felt like because a
lot of things ended a lot of things
happened so just just keep it not keep
an eye out on these last four episodes
and see what the vibe is with with
this episode um so yeah she calls the
rat catchers from another episode to come
get the rat
really a inconsequential cameo didn't
really they got the rat they got the
rat it was like did we really need
that i don't think we really did but
hey it was fun to catch up with
those people it's just like earlier in the
season where it's like that person had no
effect on the story at all i guess
it was nice to see them again like
it's like no no effect on the outcome
at all
It's like, you know,
New York is that small town,
big town vibe of where you run into
everybody.
So with Templeton,
which is what they named the rat,
out of the stock room,
Elizabeth goes to check out the scene.
The widow says, yeah, everything,
you know,
is pretty much exactly the same before
Barney's death.
The only difference is they put all the
bookcases back upright.
So Elizabeth's like, okay, cool, cool,
cool.
Elizabeth acts out the murder scene.
She does.
And again,
Elizabeth is acting out this woman's
husband's death in front of her.
Real sensitive, Elizabeth, real sensitive.
But Elizabeth does find something.
What did Elizabeth find?
We find out when we go back to
the precinct and Grace and Elizabeth are
presenting this new evidence.
which the evidence is that Elizabeth found
a footstool that has scratches on the
footstool,
which tells her the scratches came from
the bookcases falling down,
which tells her that a bookcase fell on
this footstool,
but was taken out by someone.
She pretty much lays out exactly how
Elliot killed Barney.
And Wagner kind of puts like a little,
you know, I don't think so.
And kind of has a different explanation.
I was like,
you literally love doing that to me,
don't you?
Like tell me I don't have this evidence.
Like, yeah, you got that right.
So, OK, we were on to something,
but it's not quite enough.
He says, Wagner says,
this isn't really evidence.
We're going to need a little bit more.
and gray says well there was this witness
that came up to the store uh and
saw that that the clothes sign was was
up but the store didn't close for another
two hours so that's weird right why would
the store be closed before the official
closing time
Ding, ding, ding.
This prompts Connor to say, well,
I think that's enough to actually get us
to kind of reopen this case.
Much to Wagner's chagrin.
Oh, fine.
Go ahead and do what you got to
do.
Elizabeth says, okay, all right,
all right.
So now that the case is reopened,
which detective are you going to give me?
Like, now we have a real case.
Wagner says, oh, no, no, no, no.
You're not getting a detective for this
one.
Says,
Connor is the one that decided this was
going to be a new case.
He's going to assist you on this.
so uh and so we get we get
another little cut we see elliott writing
again he's talking about the woman in the
bright colors always digging around
looking to things she shouldn't be it's
like oh that was a nice little a
little cameo in his book uh but also
like elizabeth really did bright color at
the season or this episode like she was
super bright
the Technicolor coat of Elsbeth,
Elsbeth and the Technicolor dream coat.
So later we see Elsbeth telling Wagner
like, listen,
I'm trying to talk to Elliot Pope and
trying to get in his business,
but his agent is just, you know,
keeping us away.
So she goes, she kind of asked like,
so do you think I could just go
and find Elliot?
My husband's like, oh, okay.
If you want to sit, she's like, great,
awesome.
So this is pretty much like another more
tacit permission for Elizabeth to kind of
like stalk someone.
So she quote unquote runs into Elliot as
he is outside of his favorite deli,
getting a tuna fish sandwich,
just like his mama used to make.
He says, you know,
mom's the only woman that never
disappointed me.
boy real real insult you have a podcast
bro because like totally man i have some
red pills for you would you like to
take them um
uh so elliot is like are you do
you actually have a reason to be coming
and talking to me or are you just
attracted to me oh my god oh my
god oh my god um so elspeth as
elsa likes to do lays out all the
evidence to basically tell you we're on to
you she talks about the footstool having
marks on it and the store was closed
early do you know anything about that
It's like, actually,
why don't you come to dinner with me?
You seem like a very interesting
character, and I want to write about you.
She says,
I thought you didn't write about people
that you knew.
He's like, well,
I just want to use you as fodder.
I'm not going to write about you.
You'll just be fodder for my imagination.
It's like, okay.
Elsa says, fine,
but just so we're both on the same
page, this is not a romantic dinner.
Elia says, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
yeah it's not also no also gross also
you're not a firefighter why are you
interested yes it's gross
So later,
Barney's widow shows up at the precinct,
and she points out the fact that, hey,
Barney had a fax machine.
I know it's real old school,
but I thought, yeah.
Real side note, though,
big season for fax machines in television.
It was a big,
main plot point on the pit,
and it also showed up here.
So I don't know if you got a
fax machine.
You might want to fire it up,
start making stuff.
stuff happen it may be the way of
the future because the second TV show I've
seen a fax machine in the last time
I really had a beef with a fax
machine is when a player on the Baltimore
Ravens didn't get signed because they
didn't get his paperwork faxed over to the
front office in time because the fax
machine was broken so he didn't get signed
to the Ravens and that was the last
time a fax machine really played into my
life that was a while ago you can
imagine you want to know a fun fact
about Dolly Parton
Sure.
Always.
She does not email.
She does not text.
She faxes.
It's kind of like the legend about Bill
Murray where he doesn't have a cell phone.
You can only reach him via pay phone
or something weird like that.
I believe that one.
I believe the Dolly one,
but that one also makes sense.
But yes, fax machines, peeps.
And also,
who could forget the starring role of the
fax machine in Office Space?
Classic.
Continue.
So she's like, yeah,
he's got this fax machine and I plugged
it up and all these faxes came running
out.
So I just figured it might be interesting
to see what these numbers are that he
was faxing, which I don't know if that,
I don't know if, and Grace is like,
yeah, I'm on it, which is like,
I feel like in most of the cases
he'd be like, yeah, sure lady,
we'll check all those fax numbers.
But this actually led to something because
Grace says, you know,
interestingly enough,
all these fax numbers are linked to
someone named Maura Davidoff.
Yeah.
Turns out to be Elliot's first wife.
And also turns out to be Joanna Gleeson,
who we have seen in other good properties.
And I did look up because remember, like,
anytime she comes up, I'm like,
she's Joanna Gleeson.
And I don't know why I know her
name,
but turns out there was the show called,
uh...
love and war in the nineties with annie
potts and jay thomas and apparently this
was on a lot in my life because
joanna gleason uh showed up there he she
also was um leo's love interest on the
west wing oh interesting in case you're
wondering yeah also as she plays a judge
in the good verse uh not one that's
like memorable enough for me to remember
but i
she's around yeah um so yes so that's
interesting why is mara davidoff ellia's
first wife talking to barney barney so
connor and elspeth visit mora i'm like
were you a barney having like some sort
of facts you know secret relationship like
what's were there facts and sex you know
together fax and scx mar says no no
no
She says,
but it would serve Elliot right for all
the philandering he did on me if I
was doing philandering on him with Barney.
But no, that's not the case.
She talks about the fact that Elliot has
had several lawsuits from several women
that he's worked with.
She says he tries to seduce them with
Russian food and schnapps,
which if you remember,
Elliot invited Ellsworth to go have some
Russian food and schnapps.
So Ellsworth sees the writing on the wall
with what Elliot's trying to do in this
way.
She says...
Mar goes,
you can read about it in my book,
Writer's Wife Strife,
but it only sold one hundred forty seven
copies.
Connor goes, that sounds low.
Thank you, Connor.
Thank you.
go okay so you won't have a relationship
with barney so what was with all the
faxing she says well since barney couldn't
actually write reviews of elliot's books
because he would be like it would be
impartial because he knew uh he and elliot
had a relationship before they became who
they were barney would send her all of
his reviews he couldn't publish of
elliot's work
And they were all scathing reviews,
terror reviews.
And Elizabeth finds the Troubled Pants,
which is the book that Barney was going
to review,
was going to look at for Elliot.
The manuscript.
The manuscript that actually didn't get
published,
which is the one that caused this strife
between Elliot and Barney.
Elizabeth finds this review in the faxes.
She goes, huh, that's interesting.
This is a book that's never been
published.
Why does Barney have it?
And what does this have to do?
It's the most recent review as well.
So this leaves us more to Elliot's
doorstep of like,
what is going on with this?
So next we go to a book club
of sorts with Connor, Cheryl, Grace,
and Elizabeth all holding a book club,
all reading Elliot's books to try and find
any other pertinent information because
Elliot seemingly writes about all of his
experiences in his books,
although he claims he doesn't.
um elspeth also made her own tuna
sandwiches inspired by uh like a book club
thing like i have like some sort of
themed food so i appreciated it um in
this book club cheryl points out a part
of elliot's books where eddie bishop who
is the protagonist who also is a parallel
for elliot eddie bishop's mother really uh
complimented another boy's penmanship
Could that boy be a parallel to Barney?
Could, you know,
could Elliot be jealous of Barney?
Could it all lead to this?
Also be why he writes all his manuscripts
by hand because he's still trying to prove
to his mom that he has good penmanship.
What?
Deep thoughts.
Deep thoughts.
Cheryl also points out the fact that,
you know, as a published author,
we like to go into bookstores and make
sure that our books are prominently
displayed in every bookstore we go into.
Yes.
Okay, interesting.
And we also saw when Elliot came back
to the bookstore,
he was rearranging all the books so that
his books would take up the prominent
shelf space.
Okay, so that's something to note as well.
Elizabeth also tells the gang she's going
out to dinner with Elliot.
They're like, oh my God, be careful.
Elizabeth says, don't worry.
I've met plenty of charming monsters.
I mean, she has.
I mean, that's for real.
Yeah.
So we do get to the dinner with
Elizabeth and Elliot.
Elliot, of course, being Elliot,
decides to order for both of them.
And he orders them borscht.
He's like, you don't know what you want.
You've never been here.
It's like, ooh.
Just classic, classic toxic male behavior.
No me gusta.
No me gusta.
Or as the kids say, no buey buey.
No buey buey.
yeah keep it going no way yeah it's
happening uh elsbeth takes this time to
say you know something's funny i got i
got some photos i want to show you
here's some photos of barney's bookshop
before he died and photos of barney's
bookshop after he died the before picture
has a normal looking book display a lot
of different various authors and books
But right after Barney died,
it seemed as if all your books, Elliot,
were prominently on display.
That's weird, right?
Elliot goes, huh,
I don't know anything about that.
Maybe it was just a fan that was
tired of all the disrespect that I was
being shown by Barney's bookstore.
Wanted to make sure that I was front
and center.
she goes elsa goes okay and she does
also point out like and also we found
a lot of reviews that barney did of
all your books and ellie goes no that's
that's not right barney would never wrote
reviews of my books he would never do
that she's like oh but he did he
said to your first wife elliot is taken
aback by this he's like oh
interesting okay and el elspeth also puts
out there and fred harrison you know the
same guy that moderated your book panel
after barney decided he's going to publish
all these reviews and to help with
barney's widow's finances so nice she goes
you know if barney hadn't died these bad
reviews of your books would never have
come to light it's kind of like it's
kind of elsa's way of being like huh
you kind of hoisted yourself on your own
there buddy
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Actually, I mean,
she's she's doing a good job getting him
annoyed because I am majorly annoyed at
this whole entire dinner.
Yeah.
So Elizabeth, you know,
talks about the fact that and also we
found the troubled pants manuscript and he
goes, Oh, I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what that is.
I was like, okay, cool.
After he unsuccessfully tries to convince
Elizabeth to come back to his place with
him... Can we talk about that moment,
though, real quick?
Because he's like, well, hey, after this,
maybe you could just...
Because at this moment,
there's news that happens.
We see that Alec has won the mayorship,
which we'll talk about closer to the end
of the episode.
But...
It's like, hey, so, like,
why don't we go back to my place
and celebrate?
We have a new mayor or whatever.
And I just loved, first of all,
Uncle Nicky, that's gross.
Second of all, Elspeth was like...
looks at him like,
are you out of your mind?
You're insane.
Shuts him down without a care.
No, that's not going to be happening.
And I love that with every turn.
It happens a few times in this episode
where she's like, no,
not interested in you.
No, thanks.
I love that for Elspeth.
After he unsuccessfully convinces Elspeth
to come back to his house,
he goes back to his house and burns
troubled pants.
and he says which also sets off the
fire alarm which i guess brings
firefighters to his house we had to get
we had to get firefighters in here because
the next day elizabeth and wagner are
walking in the precinct and they're
talking about the fact that there was a
fire at elliot's house um and that
elizabeth was tipped off by fire marshal
jake which is not a in-person cameo but
it's like a name check cameo
shout out shout out from like the what
was like the first episode of season two
i think it was when we saw fire
rocker jake who was trying to hit on
elspeth this is what i'm saying like i
think like the bookend of the season has
a lot of connections but then the middle
is just kind of there yeah um and
elspeth knows the fact that the fire was
in the office that elliot writes in not
the kitchen as you would expect a fire
alarm would be set off in
Miami says, okay, fine.
It seems like you're going somewhere here,
so keep going with the case,
but you do need to prove that Elliot
was in the bookstore with Barney at the
night of his death.
It's like, okay,
that's what we're looking for here.
That's our smoking gun, if you will.
So, Elizabeth,
I love the dogged pursuit that Elizabeth
gives to Elliot.
And the fact that we talked about last
episode,
where some of the victims and the
murderers are kind of flip-flopped,
where we kind of root for the murderer
and not the victim.
This was a good...
Yeah, this was a good instance of,
we feel for the victim.
We really want to get justice for the
victim.
And the murderer is terrible.
He's a scumbag.
So I think Elsa also relishes in getting
under this man's skin because he's so
terrible.
So I think she relishes in messing with
him.
Because in this next scene,
Elizabeth brings Elliot a tuna fish
sandwich.
And Elliot comments on the fact that,
you know,
I can never find one sandwich around here
that really,
really mimics very well my mother's tuna
fish sandwich.
He bites into this tuna fish sandwich and
says, oh,
this is actually like almost exactly like
my mother's tuna fish sandwiches was.
And Elsa says, huh,
that's interesting because it's from the
same diner that's near your childhood
home.
Which I take that to mean that your
mother never actually made tuna fish
sandwiches.
She just pretended to and lied to you
and told you that she made them.
This and this kind of shatters Elliot's
reality.
And also, Elliot, I hate to tell you,
but the tooth fairy, also not real.
Also not real.
Also...
I almost called you Elizabeth.
Let's not start besmirching some,
some mystical, mythical.
Sorry.
If you're listening.
Yeah.
Can you prove the tooth fairy doesn't
exist?
I cannot prove that.
That's true.
That's true.
But it was like that kind of reaction,
right?
Like it was like, Oh my God.
I, everything I know was a lie.
Elizabeth calls, well,
look at it this way.
She loves you enough to lie to you.
I was like, wow,
like she is being real cutthroat.
Okay,
but also let's bookmark that sentence.
She loves you enough to lie to you.
Let's just like keep that there for a
future conversation about some characters.
Yeah, for sure.
And so as Elizabeth is distracting Elliot
with this new reality that his mother lied
to him about the tuna fish sandwiches,
she's also looking for the Troubled Pants
manuscript.
Elliot says,
I know what you're looking for,
but there's no point.
It's not here.
she goes which also did you just you
just said the other day you did that
troll pants wasn't a thing now you're
saying it's not here okay oh it's just
like a murder and then he's a murder
yeah kind of telling on yourself there and
Elliot notes I don't know why you think
I was you know the murder here I
would not ever set foot into that
stockroom of Barney's I don't like rats
aha how did you know there were rats
in Barney's stockroom if you were never
there
Elliot says, well, I mean, you know,
it's a small community where it gets
around, where it gets around, you know?
And then,
so Elizabeth digs a little deeper into
Elliot's kind of like masculinity and
manhood.
And she goes, you know,
an interesting fact about you I learned is
that they've stopped letting you hire
female interns.
You have a severe woman problem.
I mean,
set an alpha man off by telling him
that.
You have a woman problem.
And this, Elliot goes off.
He says, no,
I do not have a woman problem.
I have a problem with women like you.
Liars that try and trap me.
The fact is,
I remind you of your father,
who you disappointed with every man you
ever met.
I will not let you tear me down.
I will remain a giant in the book
publishing business.
it was again intense intense scary and i
feel like it was so real too it's
like i feel like this is a scene
out of like many different scary
situations yes uh quick question do you
know what else is intense what campers
campers yeah oh intense oh my gosh wow
okay
You got me there, Marissa.
Lovely dad joke.
My gosh.
Did you get that one from your father?
No, it's mine.
My dad's favorite joke is I was going
to get you bread,
but I forgot your bread.
Well, give that one to your dad,
because that's the first thing.
Luckily,
Elspeth is able to escape Mickey's stare
of wrath.
That was scary.
I was like, oh, my God.
It was wild.
So the next scene we get is Teddy
and Elspeth are out walking Gonzo.
They're trying to get Gonzo to poop.
Like, oh, my God, Gonzo, come on.
Come on, poop.
Okay.
Yeah, continue.
Teddy is giving Elspeth some kudos for how
she's handling the Alex situation.
Yeah.
But she also says in this conversation,
she's like something about how she looks
at men.
And Teddy goes,
it's a sign of a highly intelligent woman.
And I was like, damn straight.
Damn straight.
That's right.
So finally we get Gonzo to take a
deuce and Elizabeth is having trouble with
the poop bag.
She goes,
these poop bags are always so hard to
get, to get open.
I always have to...
We don't know in this moment what the
Eureka is that Elizabeth has come up with,
but we know that she's gotten her Eureka
moment by trying to open a poop bag
for Gonzo.
Something's happening.
Something has clicked with Elizabeth.
We don't know what it is yet.
So now it's time for the big arrest,
the big reveal.
Ellie is doing yet another book event.
And as the audience is leaving, Grace
Elizabeth and Connor all show up.
I think it's actually like before the
event, like she's trying to,
or maybe it's after, I don't know.
Cause they were talking about like getting
ready, but they were talking about like,
okay,
you read the book and then I'll do
the thing and I'll do the whatever.
But she like pushes,
like pushes her way through the crowd,
which we can't help,
but notice her because she is dressed in
her technical or dream coat at this point.
It is like, it's like that Snoopy meme,
you know,
the Snoopy meme where he's in his coat
and with the hood, with the hat on.
like it's like winter snoopy i can't oh
vaguely vaguely you know like look you'll
know it when you see it but it
was like the elspeth version of that yeah
so she's she's here in all her technicolor
wonder and they go you sir married married
murdered for you slip you murdered barney
corman
So Ellsworth says, you know,
I read the book that Barney was clutching
in his hands as he died.
He says, you know, and that guy,
that author,
he really knows how to write women.
And Grace goes,
it's as if he thinks of them as
fully dimensional human beings.
I was like, damn, go Grace.
Get it.
Get it, Grace.
They talk about the death in the book
that Howard was, not Howard,
that Barney was holding in the book.
wouldn't you know what howard's end
howard's end wouldn't you know it in
howard's end someone does die via a
bookcase falling on them like an avalanche
elliott elliot goes okay this is all this
is all fun this is all cool but
this is a proof this is a proof
that i that i murdered barney i was
just yeah you're right but we did find
dna on the book that barney was holding
And we know that Barney had only had
that book that night because he took out
of his deposit box that night.
So you must have been in the sword
room with him that night because your DNA
is on the pages because you like to
lick your thumb every time you turn the
page.
to get the page turned because some of
the pages stick or some of the pages
are not easily turned.
So you lick your thumb and you turn
the page.
You know what else has your DNA on
it?
The book that you signed for me.
So that's how we got your DNA because
Ellie goes, well,
I didn't give you my DNA.
So how would you have it?
She said, well,
the book you signed for me.
Also,
you lick your freaking little thumb and
put it all over my book.
I got just live on my book.
So that's how we got DNA,
both your book and the book that Barney
was holding.
Boom, you're the murderer.
uh lesson of the day don't lick things
don't lick things that's that's that is a
that is a good that's a good life
lesson for everyone just just keep that
one in the back pocket i mean also
some things some things need to be looked
i mean there are times there are times
other things when that can happen but um
most times i would say unless you're dj
dj khaled what's your dj khaled um
if you know you know i'm not gonna
spell that one out for you look it
up if you don't know um uh put
in dj khaled and lick and you'll get
it oh and google and we're good and
we're good um so yeah so we got
your dna we matched it to barney's book
being made boom you're a murderer um yeah
so yeah like and she's like you're not
good at making things up and i'm thinking
to myself jason what if he has a
fantasia
What if you can't make things up?
Like, I can make things up.
I can make things up, but I can't,
like, see the things that I make up.
So maybe there's some sort of thing.
I mean, I'm not trying to, like,
this man, this man merges.
You're not trying to sympathize with it.
You're just saying.
I'm looking for aphantasic representation.
And on the way out, Elliot was like,
all my lies have won me shelves full
of prizes.
What have your lies gotten you?
Oh, okay.
It's almost as if, Jason,
it's almost as if, almost.
Go with me here.
Go with me on this journey.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
It's almost as if there's a system that
is built to reward men for their lies.
And then when women lie, I mean,
not saying that people should be rewarded
for lies, but I'm just saying maybe,
maybe it's not that you're a prolific
writer, Uncle Nicky.
Maybe it's not that you like put things
together from your life and don't have an
original thought of your own, Uncle Nicky,
that wins you these prizes.
Well, maybe,
maybe there's a system at play here
supports specifically white men maybe just
I know it's a long shot I know
it's like also theoretically allegedly
there could be a system
where this happens.
Rewards men even though they lie.
White men even though they lie.
Punishes women for any small indiscretion.
I don't know if you would want to
look at also some women in leadership
roles who get fired because of one little
thing.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But also then we have men who are
also felons in leadership positions.
I mean it's a far fetch.
I know.
Not ringing a bell, Marissa.
Not ringing a bell.
But what about her emails, though?
What about her emails, though?
What about the emails?
Yeah,
I don't know what you're talking about,
Marissa.
Just imagine living in that type of
society.
Wouldn't that be crazy?
I'm so glad we're not there.
Anyway, so the case is wrapped up.
Elliot is arrested.
I don't think... Well,
I will say the whole...
saliva page thing is is interesting but i
don't think elsa really had to stretch her
investigative skills too hard for this one
she just like she had the intuitive hit
she knew something was up she and but
she had to find something like she would
have taken anything and i think elliot
elliot could have easily talked his way
out of this or should have been able
to talk yes
should have just been said yeah after the
signing i did go back into the storeroom
yeah we're friends like yeah i looked at
that event with me and like we had
a collegial conversation yeah but then i
left i don't know what happened after i
left i mean obviously you know maybe he
decided to close up early i don't know
i have no idea why he closed the
store early i was all eyes all i
know is when i left he was alive
and well in his little stock room
might as well had an accident with the
bookshelves that's what must have happened
i don't know i didn't i mean i
may have been there when he pushed them
over on himself i don't go that far
but when i left him he was alive
and well i don't know what happened but
like my lies win me prizes jason so
obviously yeah so he told himself like
like like they like to do
um so yeah elliot's arrested barney has
been vindic is has been vindicated for his
murder his death yes so all's well that
ends well in that case let's move on
to our other storyline the alec bloom for
mayor storyline
This storyline starts out with Marissa's
back.
Marissa's here.
Love it.
Love it.
Marissa is here on the good pod and
here on Elspeth.
Choice the Marissa.
Yeah.
She and Wagner are having a little
meeting.
Just so you know.
A little hush hush.
What I'm about to tell you has to
stay top secret.
But Alec has decided if he gets appointed
mayor,
he wants to appoint you as police
commissioner, Wagner.
Wagner's like, oh, ho, ho.
Really?
Oh, wow.
I never thought I'd see the date.
Elizabeth comes bopping in, and Marissa,
even though she just told Wagner it was
top secret, Marissa tells Elizabeth, yeah,
Wagner's might be commissioner.
Can I just tell you, anytime,
it's really hard for me to take anyone
in the position of commissioner seriously
because of Batman.
I literally just think, I was like, oh,
he put on the light.
That's all he does.
That's all he does.
He hears a crime and he calls his
friend Batman.
That's it.
Oh, that's funny.
What would Elizabeth Light be?
A tote bag?
Yeah.
Put on the bag signal.
Not the bat signal.
The bag signal.
um so yeah marissa tells elspeth about the
thing she's like yeah alec likes elspeth
so i can tell her it's fine and
as marissa is leaving she tells wagner hey
if you're interested you need to let let
me know make sure that you don't lead
alec on be clear with him what you
want because he deserves that as she is
staring at elspeth she is saying this
Okay, like, I love the sentiment of this,
but again,
I don't think it was very earned.
Like, how does Marissa know this?
We don't know.
We don't know how Marissa knows this.
And I don't really think that Elizabeth
was, like, leading Alec on in any way.
I think she was genuinely confused about
stuff.
So, like,
I don't really know how Marissa comes to
this shade moment.
Like, I understand the sentiment,
and I don't think that Elizabeth would
want to lead anyone on.
But again, how did we get here?
I don't know.
have no idea this is so confusing um
you know wagner tells elizabeth yeah you
know i've been thinking about it and i
do think i'll take the job if if
i'm if i'm offering it but if i
do get the job i'm gonna have to
review this whole consent decree thing
basically be like i don't know if i
can let you keep a job if i'm
a commissioner and i was just like okay
do whatever you gotta do buddy
Again, in my brain,
which I cannot see it.
I'm just like,
I've been thinking about turning on that
light, like my whole life.
That's all I've been thinking about.
I've been thinking about the day that I've
been turning on the light.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what it is.
But yes, Ellsworth is like,
don't let me get in the way of
this thing.
You've done so much for me already.
You know, like don't.
But also you need to tell me, Wagner,
if you become commissioner,
might eliminate Ellsworth's job?
In what world does that make any sense?
It might mean that you'd have to become
an actual investigator.
Or consultant.
But I can't keep hiding behind this
consent decree thing.
It felt like he was like,
I might have to get rid of you,
Ellsman.
No, it did.
Why on God's green earth would you do
that?
She has solved so many cases for you.
It's not as if, like,
if he told her, like,
we'll have to figure out another position
for you or to figure out how we
can help us investigate.
It was to tell us.
It was to tell us.
It was for us.
It wasn't for her.
It was for us to be like, oh,
man,
we don't want Wagner to get this now.
It was like, that's ridiculous.
That hasn't made any sense.
And so as Ellsworth and Elliot are out
to lunch,
we find out that it's election day and
Alec has been elected mayor.
It's like...
The way this show ramps up to ends
of storylines and then just kind of
like...
you would think you would think there
would have been a conversation of like oh
hey did you vote today or even like
having like a vote sticker on or something
like that there was in in the book
club meeting it was mentioned like they're
like oh you're gonna go to dinner with
with elliott on the night of the election
to distract you from the election but it
was just so it was it was such
a nothing it was a fart in the
wind of an ending of like oh hey
either way
Alec is now mayor.
It's like, oh, okay.
And also it was like,
people of New York,
I apologize for lying to you.
I'm mayor.
And there are people that are not in
this room today that are responsible for
me telling my truth and making sure that
I was a worthy candidate.
But it's like, I mean,
I know a lot can happen specifically two
weeks before an election,
not like we've lived it or anything like
that.
But like,
it just was very quick between the last
time we saw him.
And I mean,
I didn't have a good track of where
we were in the election cycle or anything
like that.
But I certainly didn't expect for him to
be.
i didn't expect for him to be mayor
i didn't expect for him to be for
us to learn that he was mayor by
television and not through else but being
there um so it was a little it
was a little weird it was weird it
was rushed it was god yeah um and
so alec and elspeth are meeting up at
elspeth's you know apartment you know he
thanks her for being the inspiration for
the truth uh they are sitting on opposite
ends of this couch
yep he says thank you for inspiring me
to tell the truth elspeth is not is
not holding back she says you mean when
i force you to tell the truth like
i didn't inspire you i basically backed
you to a corner to tell the truth
or i was going to tell the truth
like oh i was like call him out
call him out girl she she's been in
this space this whole episode of calling
out toxic men so she's like and now
i'm about to do you too alec come
on you about to get it as well
um
He says, yeah, okay,
but I really want you to be by
my side with this whole mayor thing.
Elizabeth was basically like, yeah,
actually, no.
No, I love what she says there.
She's like, Alec,
you're going to do so many great things
for the city or even like beyond.
not gonna be with me yeah and she
says i can't stop thinking about that time
that we were at the restaurant and you
lied to my face about pete like to
my face and the worst part is i
couldn't tell that you were lying yes i
was like oh yes exactly yes because we
even clocked it we even called it out
in the moment like how can elsbeth the
best investigator we've ever known not see
that he was lying to her and i'm
glad they referenced it here yes
She's like, that's scary.
She says,
so I can't do this with you.
She says,
I know what it's like to be a
people pleaser.
I am one.
I was like, oh, OK,
we're talking to the Marissa's of the
world here.
She goes, she says, so I get it.
I understand what that means.
And that's it's good for the people of
New York that you want to be a
people pleaser,
that you want to please them.
But I can't be with a people pleaser.
I can't.
I am one and I can't be with
one.
let me just say a shout out to
the current mayor of New York City who
is actually pleasing the people and doing
what he said he was gonna do during
the election that's all I'm gonna say if
you're gonna work for the people that's an
example to follow yeah uh she says maybe
I'm expecting too much but that's just who
I am like expecting too much for the
man that you're with to be honest I
mean I don't feel like that's well but
that's like the thing of like not that
they're talking not that the show's about
me
But many times as a people pleaser,
I can think that what I'm asking for
is too much,
even though I would never tell someone
that I'm trying to like that I'm pleasing
or trying to help or do anything like
that, that their their needs are too much.
And oftentimes I would identify their
needs without them even telling me,
which gets me into a whole other thing
of trouble.
But that's why it can really feel like,
OK,
just asking for basic honesty is really a
lot.
Even though it's like, I don't know,
the bottom,
the basement floor of what a relationship
should be based on.
Alec goes, but what about second chances?
Elizabeth says, you got a second chance.
Just not with me.
That's right.
You got a second chance with the people
in New York and they gave you a
chance, but you're not getting with me,
buddy boy.
So Alec and Elizabeth officially are
donezo.
So that leads us to the last scene
of the episode.
where Wagner and Ellsworth are having a
nice little fun time.
They're chowing down on some of those tuna
fish sandwiches that Ellsworth got Elliot.
And Wagner goes,
I wonder if these are the same type
of sandwiches that Pete gave a young Alec
Bloom.
and elsa says you know something i don't
even know if there ever was a pete
i i still have no idea and i'm
like yeah us either elspeth we'd also like
to know what's how big were these lies
that alec told we still don't really know
and i like that marissa that elspeth
doesn't even know that's me cue marissa
marissa walks into the scene she has bad
news
Says, well, I'm just here, Wagner,
to tell you that Alec decided to go
in a different direction with the
commissioner part.
So you're not getting it.
You're not getting the commissioner slot.
He gave it.
No bag light for you.
right no no big light no no elsewhere
signal uh so you see they so so
who got the commissioner position well he
gave it to tully wagner's nemesis where
correct me if i'm wrong but we met
tully in the uh was it the first
episode of the season with uh tony hale
or no not tony hale what was his
name what's his name david colbert david
cross
oh yeah david cross wasn't the first of
this season stephen colbert was the first
of the season yeah and then it was
david cross with the toys okay with the
toys i think we met tully in that
one and he was a real yeah he
was the guy running me um the van
the hot yes exactly
Yeah, so that's Wagner's nemesis.
He name-checked Tully earlier in the
episode, so I was like, okay, well,
that's...
I could kind of see what was coming
before it actually happened.
I was like, okay,
we don't mention Tully in the beginning of
the episode for not to pay off later.
It's Chekhov's Tully, if you will.
So Tully got the job over Wagner,
and Elspeth says, Marcia,
does this have anything to do with me
and Alec?
And Marcia's like, no, no,
this happens all the time.
Well, she doesn't say that.
She says these things are complicated.
It's not as simple as you would think.
And Wagner plays it off as if he
doesn't really care.
He's like, well, you know what?
I just really wanted to be considered and
I was considered.
So that's good enough for me.
But we know Wagner really wanted this.
So he's probably really kind of broke up
about it.
And so Elizabeth asks Marissa, so like,
can we still consider Alec a friend in
the mayor's office?
Is he going to be up for us
or against us?
Mercy says, well, we'll see.
But hey,
you'll still have a friend in me at
the Gracie mansion.
okay cool i hope that means we'll see
more marissa i hope you know marissa was
so i was so complicated this season yeah
yeah i'm like uh she needs the character
needs redemption for me like if this is
her last showing up in this verse i
would like for her to have a little
bit different of a thing here um but
also jason i know like you had this
this theory that it was going to be
what's her face but it's similar like
there's still there's still a faux there's
still this tension between the mayor and
the police department i just i honestly
wasn't expecting alec to be such a petty
person that this would like impact
especially after everything that and the
reason he gave was um
people don't think that i'm serious enough
or something like or strong enough or
whatever and so i needed someone that has
that and you're telling me that like those
qualities couldn't be seen in wagner yeah
so just i wasn't expecting i wasn't
expecting that and i think it's a little
i don't know i wasn't expecting that and
it's not like oh my god i wasn't
expecting that i was like oh okay i
guess we're doing this it's actually
weirdly uh
like reminiscent of what we're going
through and what we went through recently
in the good wife aside of our podcast
where you know spoilers for the good wife
season you know beginning of five five or
whatever but you know diane doesn't get
her supreme court judgeship because of the
whole drama between alicia and lg or
luckhart gardner um it's very reminiscent
of that like you're using your personal
issues to inform political issues
I was like,
let's really reminisce of what we're going
through now with a good wife.
So yeah, unfortunately,
Wagner's not going to get that
commissionership.
And as you mentioned, you know,
I had this theory that Winnie Crawford is
going to be the mayor and cause trouble
for our heroes.
So but the person might be causing trouble
might be Alec next season.
Yeah.
Or immediately next episode.
Who knows?
Who knows?
There's still time for what?
Winnie?
What's her name?
It's not.
I always.
Yeah.
For her to be not Winnie Cooper.
Not Winnie Cooper.
Yeah.
Winnie Crawford.
winnie crawford to be mayor because like
there's the whole like swearing in or
whatever but um yeah i don't know there's
still hope that wagner will be
commissioner someday but i have a feeling
it'll be like at the end of the
series
Yeah,
I think that's best because we want Wagner
to stick around the precinct.
I think we all kind of probably knew
that he wasn't going to be commissioned
one way or the other because he still
needs to stick around the precinct for
Ellsworth.
Otherwise, we get Connor.
Nobody wants that.
Connor's fine, but he's no Wagner.
Important editor's notes or show notes.
Programming note, yeah.
We get a one-week hiatus from Ellsworth.
uh next episode will not be until april
thirtieth so uh you got you got two
full weeks of uh no else beside this
podcast but we'll be back ponder what's
gonna happen yeah with alec yeah so yeah
that's our episode marissa do you want to
tell the good folks where they can find
you on the interwebs sure sure well first
of all jason thanks for walking us through
a very fun episode of elspeth lots of
different moving pieces and everything
um if you want to catch up with
me you can find me at it's me
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show there and then slowly but surely my
sister and i are still going through space
on star trek the next turn by watching
star trek the next generation over on us
sisterhood
So that is what's up with me.
Jason, what messed you into this week?
I'm always messing about.
You can always find me on the A
Perfect Match podcast.
We're exclusively on Patreon right now as
we're going through older seasons of
Married at First Sight until the new
season comes on.
Currently, we just finished up season ten.
We're going to have a special one-off
podcast where we kind of rematch some
people that the experiment didn't work for
them,
but we were rematching them with other
singles from the Married at First Sight
universe.
That's going to be a fun little exercise
me and Asia Welch went through.
Then we're going to tackle season twelve.
That should be fun.
Another really good season of the show.
Also, as Marissa mentioned,
we're looking for more participation from
the audience.
We also want some more reviews on Apple
Podcasts.
I want to shout out another review that
we got.
A five-star review.
The author, Nay Whip.
That's N-A-Y-W-H-I-P.
The title is Love This Pod.
They say...
They say,
I am an Ellsworth watcher that is finally
starting Good Wife,
and I'm loving your recaps.
Yay!
Welcome, welcome to the Good Wife side.
And also, thank you so much for listening.
Yes, thank you, Nate Webb.
So we love to hear those things from
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We love any interaction,
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So yeah, that's it for me.
That's it for Marissa.
And until next time, stay good.