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Elsbeth Season 3, Episode 16 — Murder, He Wrote — is packed with elder millennial nostalgia, sharp callbacks, and one of the most satisfying villain takedowns of the season. When celebrated crime novelist Elliot Pope, played by Griffin Dunn (yes, Uncle Nicky from This Is Us), silences a devastating critic with a very literal avalanche of bookshelves, Elsbeth finds herself at a book reading eighteen months later, already suspicious. With Cousin Larry himself, Mark Linn-Baker, as the victim and Didi Conn stepping in as the grieving widow, this episode is a love letter to a very specific generation of TV fans. Throw in the return of Lieutenant Connor, a fax machine plot twist, and Alec officially winning the mayor's race — with a breakup to match — and episode 16 has all the good stuff.

00:00 – Welcome to The Good Pod, housekeeping, and how to support the show
06:32 – Recap kicks off with The Mirror Dare — meet Elliot Pope and Cousin Larry
21:57 – The bookshelf murder and Barney's fate
30:00 – Investigation officially reopens at the precinct with Connor back in the mix
50:02 – The book club assembles to read Elliot's books for clues, tuna sandwiches included
01:01:39 – The big arrest and the DNA-on-the-pages reveal
01:09:14 – The Alec for mayor storyline wraps up, Elsbeth and Alec are officially donezo

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Creators and Guests

Host
Jason Reed
I’m a simple guy with simple interests. Pop Culture, Tv, Movies, Comics. Constantly chasing that nostalgia dragon. Podcaster talking Married At First Sight on A Perfect Match and The Good Wife verse on The Good Pod.
Host
Marissa Garza
MTv never told me the Real World would be like this // podcaster, consultant, and tv watcher

What is The Good Pod?

Calling all fans of courtroom intrigue and complex characters! Join us each week as we dive deep into the gripping world of "The Good Wife," "The Good Fight", "Elsbeth," and the entire legal drama universe created by Robert and Michelle King. Jason Reed and Marissa Garza, break down each episode, unpack intricate plot lines, and analyze the moral dilemmas faced by Alicia Florrick, Diane Lockheart, Elsbeth Tascioni, and their colleagues. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to these addictive shows, you'll gain fresh insights and catch details you might have missed.

Welcome to The Good Pod,

where today we're talking Elsbeth Season

Three, Episode Sixteen, Murder, He Wrote.

I am one of your hosts, Jason Reed.

With me, as always,

the woman that knows that the pen is

mightier than the sword.

Or in this case, the bookcase.

Marissa, Marissa, Marissa, you good?

I'm good, Jason.

Those nibs, they'll get you any time.

The nibs are sharp.

They can get you.

Are you good?

Are you good?

I'm good.

I'm good.

Yeah, here we are.

Episode sixteen.

A lot, a lot happened this episode.

There were a lot of unexpected callbacks,

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So yeah,

those are all the housekeeping out there,

Marissa.

Give me your overview,

your big worldview of how you felt about

this episode.

Well, first of all,

it was like packed with people.

Loved it.

Loved seeing all of the guest stars that

we're going to talk about.

Also, I don't know about you, Jason,

but I really did watch a lot of

Murder, She Wrote as a child.

And this is something I have talked to

my therapist about.

But I don't know if you remember on

that show when someone was dead,

there was always a chalk outline.

Is that the origin of the chalk outline

on TV shows?

pretend I'd be like, this is it.

Strike a pose.

You'd be outside with your sister.

Lisa!

You see, go to the sidewalk.

Give me a chalk outline.

Lay down on the sidewalk.

Something like that.

But yeah, I mean like...

um i want to say but like that

show was about an author who wrote books

that's all murders in this case uh they

flipped it a bit so it was a

fun little um a little nod to to

an era gone by in my life i

mean listen an era that else elspeth is

trying to bring back kind of like you

guys you guys always talk about talk crap

about how a lawyer shouldn't be like a

detective well look look at this angela

lansbury character here uh what was what

was the name uh was it i was

It was Jessica.

Yeah, Jessica something.

I totally just blanked on it.

I know if I hear it,

I'll be like, yes, of course.

How can I forget Jessica something or

other?

Oh my gosh.

This is a great time for people to

tell us how wrong we are.

Fletcher.

Jessica Fletcher.

Yep.

As soon as I heard it,

I was like, yep, that's it.

It was like, yeah,

that lady was a book author.

She was solving murders.

So stop hassling me for being a lawyer

solving crimes, okay?

The TV last year was full of people

that don't solve crimes for a living

solving crimes.

So leave me alone.

And

i think i think this this um this

episode in particular is interesting to me

because lately i have been listening to a

lot of books about people that that don't

usually like right now i'm listening to um

a book series by jonathan kellerman um

about a about a psych child psychologist

that solves a lot of you know big

cases and crimes like you wouldn't believe

some of the stuff that happens to this

guy uh dr alex delaware um that i've

been like i've been checking out this book

series uh that started in the eighties and

man it's it's tough because when you read

slash listen because i don't think i've

actually read anything for like at least

twenty years um on on paper uh comic

books don't count um but yeah so i

don't think i've ever i read a physical

book

in a good long time like it's it's

it's happened just take a look yeah

reading rainbow can you tell that this

podcast is run by elder millennials i

think you probably can um but anyway uh

listening to these books from like the

eighties is a hard listen because there's

some things that have really got a style

that are still these books i'm just like

like

Could be now.

Words and terms and things that are like,

ugh.

And I give it a pass because it

was in a time where you could say

these things and be OK.

That's interesting.

But yeah,

in a lot of these books I listen

to, yeah,

these people that have no business,

being detectives and investigating things

are doing it and fighting murderers and

uncovering big plots.

So this was kind of funny for me.

I've listened to and watched, you know,

Jack Reacher, Alice Cross,

all these book series that I've gotten

into that really reminds me.

And the fact that they talk about the

fact that the character here, Elliot Pope,

the author, like, man,

this guy's not right.

Women.

Well, it's just like,

yeah that happens a lot that happens a

lot and these books that i read are

cool i'm just gonna call it read i

think i feel like it is reading jason

it is like it's scientifically like like

you are reading and also if we think

about it like the first stories that

humans ever told were oral traditions like

it's not like reading is something that

was like not until like the

there's a whole history there but don't

let anyone tell you if you're listening to

audiobooks that you are not reading even

even lavar burton says you're reading so

there you go i mean i feel like

it's a very specific opinion of whether or

not audiobooks count as reading uh so yeah

i'm glad you're on my side of this

yeah you are reading you are so yeah

let's um let's get into the episode we're

going to start as we well

Yeah.

Oh, no, go ahead.

Okay.

We're going to start with The Mirror Dare.

So we open up.

We see someone reading from seemingly

their book.

And who is it?

Someone, Jason.

Someone.

The character's name is Elliot Pope.

He's played by Griffin Dunn,

who if you are fans like us of

This Is Us,

you would recognize him as Uncle Nicky.

um it's definitely like he is part of

jason marissa lore for sure we go way

back with griffin dunn he's an important

part of me and marissa's origin stories as

friends as podcasters i think this is us

was our first of was that our first

official this was our first like i mean

let's let's go back in jason and rissa

time machine time

We were part of a network called Post

Show Recaps,

where if anyone's listening that was from

that time, I know there are some.

Hi, this is your shout out.

Things are just getting started.

Yeah,

we're back in the Post Show Recaps

universe.

We used to go on the Discord and

we used to chat it up about This

Is Us with some other people in that

Discord.

And it got to a level where the

head of that network, Josh Wickler,

was like,

you guys talk about it so much,

why don't you podcast about it?

it was actually i think like someone

requested that there be a podcast and then

josh was like should there be i guess

there could be here you go so it

was definitely a fan we would not be

here if it were not for the fans

yeah it happened so late into the road

it's like okay let's like there's five

episodes left let's talk guys about the

last five or six episodes of this is

us ever um but that was our first

like

big non like sanctioned like okay let's

just start this thing up so that was

fun for us it really helped us uh

build our rapport and our relationship

with podcasters and friends um so yeah

that was that was that was us and

we both like loved uncle nikki like we

were like it was it was a big

yes so i was like i even texted

you jason i was like jason

it's uncle nicky like he's our uncle yeah

it's uncle nicky and you know uncle nicky

also not a stranger to us because uh

you know he was he's shown up on

the good wife as well as as a

judge we're like when we showed up as

a judge like oh my god it's uncle

nicky judge um so you know he he

was retroactively parts of our lives

before this is us and we didn't even

realize it

oh he was there the whole time he

was there the whole time um and so

yes uh elliot pope is reading from his

book and this comes straight out of these

books i'm talking about where the the man

is this big swaggering guy and then he

finds this woman and he's like

objectifying the woman and the woman turns

out to be like some crazy person that's

going to try and dismember him it was

so loud and bizarre

um and we find out that the person

moderating this little book reading uh is

none other than cousin laddie from perfect

strangers mark lynn baker i was like oh

like this is usually the murder victim is

not usually this famous i know i was

like who's gonna kill who quite honestly

yeah exactly yeah exactly yeah because it

could have been marklin baker aka cousin

larry as the murderer i mean they're both

kind of like up there in the same

level

I mean, that's another one.

Again,

this episode is very elder millennial

coded given the references that we're

going to make because Perfect Strangers,

man, lives deep, deep in my heart.

And I was so happy to see Cousin

Larry.

Cousin Letty and Cousin Ducky,

Perfect Strangers, Marklin Baker.

Also,

I think his other big thing was Leftovers.

Am I correct?

Yeah.

So that was his other.

I think Perfect Strangers and Leftovers.

In that like,

thirty year span of time between Perfect

Strangers and Leftovers,

I don't think he did much,

but he showed up in two very bookend

moments of pop culture.

So he is moderating this panel.

And, you know,

after Elliot reads his little passage,

they have a conversation.

And, you know, Barney's like, hey, man,

like, you're doing great.

You know, you're a successful writer.

Like, I love this.

It's great that we come from the same

small town.

Like, it's awesome.

But, you know,

it seems like you take a lot of

influence from your past in writing these

books.

Yeah.

Elliot's like, hey, no way.

I definitely don't do that.

All the people I write about are made-up

people.

I don't take anything from my past.

How dare you suggest that I cull from

my past as a person, as a writer?

It's almost like he's like...

For the future.

Also,

I do not write from personal experience.

Just FYI,

like none of this is all in my

head.

I'm just like that much of a genius,

but I never take any,

any inspiration from real life in case

you're wondering in the future.

Yeah, I think we'll get a little,

there's a vibe there.

It's like a frenemy vibe of like, yeah,

we knew each other as kids.

Like we were cool, but yeah.

Like Barney doesn't like the fact that,

you know,

Elliot does a bunch of like smut in

his books.

And Elliot's like, okay, well,

who the F are you?

Like I'm a famous writer here, okay?

so after they do the whole panel thing

elliot and barney are like kind of just

uh in in the back room in the

shop in the shop room where you know

in barney's bookstore because barney

barney is both a critic of literature and

also owns a bookshop so that's where this

conversation is happening and they're in

the storeroom of barney's place um elliot

notes um it's kind of uh it's kind

of run down back here you got rats

all the stuff running around back here

cool cool cool

Barty tells Elliot, hey,

thanks for letting me moderate this thing.

It's really fun, really good time.

And Elliot's still a little upset that

Barty suggested that he uses people for

his stories.

He's like,

I don't like that you said that out

there.

And Barty's like, hey,

I didn't mean anything.

Hey,

why don't you let me take a look

at some of your stuff you got coming

up?

Just let me get a sneak peek.

I can give you some pointers,

give you some tips about maybe what you

could work on.

Elliot's like, okay.

Elliot is like,

it's first of all it's handwritten right

like this is where he's like it's

handwritten but he's so intense he like

goes up to barney and like really

threatens him yeah and it's like okay well

and that's a little later as as you

know oh did i skip ahead you know

a little bit just a tad sorry sorry

back on the show go go go

seemingly Barney has convinced Elliot to

give him like a early copy of something

something new he's working on so we we

flash forward a little bit as we find

out it's been about two months Elliot is

is writing some more like he's he's like

writing with a pen on just like yes

loose loose leaf paper it was like yeah

Jason that's interesting yeah I would like

to say as someone who spent time recently

in the current school system this is a

very very lost art

This is also very,

very important work because someday your

computer could blow up.

Also,

you don't necessarily own all of their

stuff if you're putting it in the cloud.

So I would just like recommend just like

getting to remembering how to write some

things down.

Maybe I was working with someone at a

museum recently.

They were writing like five things down

and then they were like, my hand hurts.

I was like, oh, no.

Oh, no.

It's happening.

It's happening.

Listen,

I don't even know if my daughter knows

how to hold a pen.

I have no idea.

These kids don't know how to do it.

I'm like,

what do you mean you don't know how

to write?

They're just typing the whole time.

I will say...

But me, myself,

I don't know how often I've actually

written anything in the last few years.

This is why, again,

I would like to remind everyone of the

Get Jason a Pen Fund because it is

desperately needed as he is just telling

me right now.

It's so sad.

I can't read.

I can't write anymore.

That's where we've gotten.

You're reading your notes.

You're reading.

I mean, you know,

I could be doing this by memory.

Who knows?

But yeah, Elliot is writing his book.

As he said before,

he doesn't use any of his past experiences

or people that he knows.

But in this new thing he's writing,

he's like, and this, you know,

he gave someone this thing and he hasn't

seen or heard from him in two months.

So again, he's using,

he is using his past,

his recent past to influence his current

books.

So we find out through that it's been

about two months and Elliot's like, huh,

I'm gonna go check in with Barney,

see what's going on.

Goes over to Barney's store.

Barney's like, hey, bud, how you doing?

Elliot's like, oh, hey, great, great.

Like, don't ask me about your book.

Hey, how about you,

I got this first edition book.

I'm gonna sell it to cover some of

his rent costs, you know,

the economy and all that.

Elliot's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But about that manuscript I let you

borrow, that I let you read.

What's going on with that?

Bonnie's like, oh, yeah, that.

You don't really want to hear what I

have to say about it, right?

It's all good.

It's like, yeah,

I didn't care when I walked in here,

but now that you try to not say

it, now I want to hear it.

It's such a weird...

process feedback right like like giving it

receiving it trying to do like i gotta

tell you i love i love you peeps

i love the good folks but there are

weeks where i'm like i can't look at

any i can't look at the metrics i

can't look at anything because i don't

want it to like get in my head

in terms of feedback so and i've also

been on in um in barney's position of

like

I read this or I listened to this

and I have some things to say and

it's such a delicate type of situation to

navigate but on both sides of it as

a podcaster it is a tightrope that you

walk of like I want to see the

feedback I want to see the reviews and

the five star reviews make me feel great

make me feel ecstatic and then you get

a one star review where it's like

my whole life is meaningless.

It's almost like, and I like, everyone,

it's a free country, but it's like,

did you have to leave it?

Like,

did you have to leave the one star?

Like, no star is better than one star,

right?

Like, in your mind,

if it's not that great, like,

just don't say anything.

Like, that's fine.

You could have just said nothing.

It would have been fine.

But yeah, so...

Elliot kind of is like, yeah, yeah,

you know, I didn't care,

but now I kind of care because you're

trying to dodge the question.

So what's up?

But he's like, oh, well, I mean,

the thing is, like,

I didn't I didn't really like it.

I didn't love it.

It's like it's kind of a he says

it's another sad masturbatory exercise

steeped in misogyny and cruelty.

And you once again utilize people from

your past in Massapequa,

the community that we grew up in,

and pretty much took down everybody from

your past, except for your sainted mother.

who you love and who made you tuna

sandwiches.

Everybody else got the short shrift,

but your mother turns out to be as

safe as usual.

He says, it made me want to vomit.

I was like, wow.

Thank you for your service, Cousin Larry.

Always sticking up for us women.

all these years later.

Love it.

And it was like, he went from,

I don't really want to say, to like,

I'm going to tell you about yourself real

quick.

And Elliot did not like that.

This is where he gets real intense and

he goes, well,

I don't even really care about what

someone like you would have to say about

my works.

You're just a wannabe loser of no

importance who wishes he could write,

but is incapable of holding anyone's

interest and your life is worthless.

it was intense he got in his face

he was like he wasn't yelling but he

was like growling words out it was wild

and this is like the second time he

did that because before when he gave him

the manuscript he's like and if you lose

it I will kill you and it wasn't

like I'll kill you you know what I

mean like it was like that is one

thing Uncle Nicky does pretty well he can

get pretty intense

oh yeah for sure we've seen it we

saw him this is us uh so we

we're familiar it wasn't quite like this

but no this was like intense and menacing

yes exactly like intense the intense land

is good land for uncle nikki yeah after

the the intense growling elliot i think

realizes he's gone a little far he's like

but barney's just like okay all right um

Cool, cool, cool.

What about those books that you want me

to sign for you?

Says Elliot.

Go ahead and grab the books you want

me to sign.

And as Barney is getting books off his

bookshelf for Elliot to sign,

Elliot sees himself an opportunity.

And I think he fulfills a wish that

a lot of us have when we're in...

I mean, not the murder part,

but when you're in a library or a

bookstore,

you just kind of want to tip over

the bookshelves and see the domino effect.

You don't have that thought?

I mean,

I know you can't see in your mind's

eye to see that,

but for those of us that do,

I think a lot of us...

envision this fantasy of what would it

just be like if I just knocked over

this bookshelf and what would the effect

be for all the other bookshelves?

Is that just me?

Is that just my dark part?

I get that.

I get it.

But I would feel like who's going to

clean that up?

And my eldest daughter responsibility

would definitely come in and prevent me

from thinking any further about that.

I would do it and run.

Marissa would do it and be like,

let me help you pick all these out.

like i would be like everyone clear clear

everyone all right get out all right if

it takes me twenty four hours i'm gonna

pick up all these books i knocked over

me i'm probably running two decimals in my

brain i got i feel it i feel

like it's also that that thing if we're

like

Maybe I'm revealing too much about myself

here.

But, like, whenever you're, like, in,

like, a stairwell of a lot of levels,

do you ever look over the side and

be like,

I just wonder what it would be like

to jump from here.

Like, I know I would die.

I know it would not be good for

me.

And it's not... Don't get me wrong.

It's not a, like...

suicidal ideation it's just like that

would be like a what if yeah it's

just like that'd be so cool to do

that if i could survive it but i

know i couldn't like if i was in

an action movie that'd be awesome but i'm

not i know it would kill me so

i'm not gonna do it but it'd be

pretty cool just like to just jump off

here and just

go down many flights of steps just like

see what it's like but I feel like

it's that kind of push and pull do

you think that like the camera would also

have to turn in a way to make

it look really cool while you're falling

down the stairs yeah probably like and I

would only want to have a third person

view of it oh yeah yeah yeah my

view would be fun I would want to

see me like jumping over the railing and

just like being like oh that's so cool

but yeah I think that's where that dark

part comes in of like what would it

be like if I just knocked over all

these bookshelves

there used to be a segment on david

letterman's version of the late show when

he would just throw stuff off the room

and it was fun like it was fine

yeah um but yeah so elliot does this

not for the fun and kicks of it

he's doing this to murder poor barney and

barney seems like he's like

Yeah, murder, murder.

Barney seems like he's okay at first.

He's got the wind knocked out of him

because luckily there was a footstool

there to kind of catch some of the

weight of that last bookshelf that was

going to fall on poor Barney.

Barney is hurt,

but he's still alive in this moment.

He's just like, hey, Elliot, help me,

help me.

And Ellie's like, hmm.

Yeah, I don't think so.

And he takes a footstool that was propping

up that last bookcase,

takes the footstool out, and the bookcase,

all the weight,

falls onto Barney and kills poor Barney.

Hmm.

Barney, we hardly knew he.

Cousin Larry.

Cousin Larry.

So, yeah.

Elliot Knox kills Barney,

takes his manuscript,

and beats it out of there.

Like, just heads out.

So, then...

Eighteen months later.

It's been over a year since this murder.

I don't have a good sound effect for

that one.

I wish I did.

So Elliot is once again doing another

reading.

This time he's reading from a book and

it's about the death of a friend.

in the book.

And he says,

the friend was like a mirror showing the

person who he was.

But again, this is not autobiographical.

It's a character in a book.

This is not Elliot.

This is not Barney.

This is a different situation.

Because he sits down with this new

moderator.

Fred Harrison, who we have seen before.

Apparently.

In the Elspeth universe.

And so I looked it up because,

of course,

we've had so many witnesses and experts

running around the Elspeth universe.

I was like, okay,

because we get the feeling later that

Elspeth knows this man.

Okay,

where did Fred Harrison come in before?

So apparently he was in,

he was in earlier this season from the

poetry episode where the guy from The Good

Place, Chidi from The Good Place,

was a owner of a poetry magazine.

And he killed one of the writers of

the poetry or the lady that was going

to leave him in an endowment for the

magazine, but she actually didn't.

He was in that episode.

I forgot what he contributed to the case.

He probably was just someone that was

talking to Elton and was like, hey,

you know, this person, this, this,

and that.

She's like, oh, really?

So that's probably where he gave his

contribution.

But yeah,

so this is the new person moderating.

And the moderator points out, you know,

that passage you just read is almost kind

of like the same situation that your

friend was in.

This one is from an avalanche of snow,

but your friend died from kind of an

avalanche of books.

It's like, no, that's ridiculous.

Like, yes, there's like some similarities,

but I assure you,

all of my material is thought up right

up here in my head.

It's not from any real life situations at

all.

jason i we did talk a little bit

about this uh before the pod but i

really wanted this guy to be belky like

i really wanted like the next interview

like for it to just go through the

characters from perfect strangers if we

were gonna continue this this trend um it

was a cool callback i will say like

it was nice i mean that we don't

know about it yet in the episode but

um it would have been even more of

a nod to perfect strangers land if it

felt yeah

And I feel like we kind of got

away from that thing of random people from

other episodes popping up for here and

there for a minute or so.

Yeah,

we came back to it because I feel

like we've gone a while without that.

I remember we were talking about it

before.

Why did the random girl from the bar

episode pop back up in this other episode?

But we got away from it for a

while and we're back to it a few

different times in this episode because we

see in the audience of this book reading

is both elsbeth and her friend cheryl from

the yoga retreat episode that she kind of

rescued from this retreat this i don't

know if it was yoga spiritual retreat

slash almost cult recruitment yes exactly

So Cheryl and Ellsworth are in the

audience, which is,

it's interesting because I don't know if

we do this a lot.

We're like,

we're still kind of in the murder part

of the episode and Ellsworth comes in.

It's like, oh,

Ellsworth is here before the investigation

starts in earnest.

So it's like,

I know we've had that a few times,

but now Ellsworth is here.

It's like,

Oh, okay.

Else what's in the audience.

So we take questions from the audience and

Cheryl gets up and says, you know, hey,

just so you all know,

I also wrote a book called Unwell about,

because I remember the last time Cheryl

was here,

we didn't know that she wrote a book

about her retreat experiences.

well like because she was in the first

episode of the season with the colbert

episode like she went with elspeth to yes

yes the fake colbert but with colbert show

yeah they're like cheryl like we don't

care about your book do you have any

other questions like no i don't really but

here's my friend elspeth she probably

asked some questions

so elspeth gets on the mic and fred's

like she's like hey fred and fred's like

oh yeah it's it's you oh okay and

so elspeth points out the fact that you

know it's funny that the character in the

book marty died via avalanche

in the book but he was really an

athletic person so why would he be out

skiing in a place where they get crushed

by snow also you put in the book

that the protagonist their eyes met before

marty died how could their eyes meet if

the protagonist wasn't like if the

protagonist eddie wasn't also in that same

avalanche wouldn't eddie also be dead and

and elliot's like you're thinking too much

about it you're you're you're digging too

much into it it's not that big of

a deal

Relax.

If Ellsbeth was not involved in the law

or law enforcement,

she would make a fantastic editor for

murder books.

Yes, for sure.

For sure.

So Ellie kind of is like,

don't worry about it.

You're just a stupid lady.

Who cares?

So later we get Cheryl and Ellsbeth in

line getting their books signed.

Elliot is, of course, being a jerk.

He doesn't, Cheryl offers to like,

you know,

in an exchange of authorly ideas,

why don't you take my book and maybe,

you know, you'd like it.

He's like, ah, I'm good.

I don't want to just do a little

book.

It's like, okay, cool, cool, cool.

Ellsworth gets in line also.

She's like, hey,

sorry about my outburst earlier.

It's just kind of what I do.

And she pokes more holes into Elliot's

story.

And it's like, also,

I know that your friend Barney died.

And it's funny because, you know,

were you there with him that night?

You just got poking holes in the whole

thing about how Elliot found out.

Because Elliot did mention that he found

out from Barney's widow.

But then when he's talking to Elizabeth,

he's like, oh, yeah,

when I read about it in the paper,

she's like...

But you told us earlier that the widow

called you.

So which one is it?

He's like, I don't know, whatever.

And he's like,

it's not like any of these murder

mysteries that you read.

She's like, Elizabeth says,

who's this thing called murder?

You didn't want to call it murder.

That's weird.

and so well and he also like in

this is like you pay attention to like

the tiniest details like don't even don't

even think about that and and this is

like this is elspeth's core right like

this is who she is she's like i

okay but yes then she she points out

like i didn't say anything about murder

you said murder i didn't say murder you

did

So Elizabeth's radar is officially up.

She's like, something's funky about this.

And before we leave the bookstore,

Fred does say, you know, that lady,

she's real kooky.

And you know something else?

She works for the police.

And so now Elliot is freaked out as

well.

So it seems like we've got the cat

and mouse all ready to be in the

trap here.

So let's move on officially to the

investigation.

Dun, dun, dun.

We start in the precinct, of course,

of all places,

and Elizabeth has gotten all of Elliot

Pope's books,

and she is presenting them to Wagner and

Connor.

Yes, I know.

Also, before we get into the,

oh my gosh, Connor is here,

but she presents it as an avalanche of

books.

She has them all stacked up,

and then they all fall like an avalanche

onto Wagner's desk.

But yeah, apparently,

Lieutenant Connor's back.

Look at that.

yeah i just who knows who will pop

up at any given moment who knows we

might see cameron again before this before

this season oh my god oh my god

yeah god we have to see kaya at

least one more time before the season is

out

But yeah,

I honestly thought they had just kind of

written off Connor and were just like, ah,

let's just say he's poking around at some

point.

But Connor's actually here in a big part

of the episode.

Yeah, and so Elizabeth tells him, like,

hey,

something is really off about this new

book.

The death of the character Marty in the

book is way too close to Barney's death.

It's just really weird.

It's kind of like, you know,

the avalanche of snow is kind of like

the avalanche of bookshelves that killed

Barney.

So something's weird about this.

And also...

The character Eddie in all of Elliot's

books never really feels bad about his

friend's deaths.

So this kind of feels like he's writing

about his own experience in these books.

And it seems like he's really trying to

distance himself from Barney's death.

you know,

but he couldn't resist writing about it.

So he had to put it down in

pen form, but he couldn't just,

he couldn't admit that it was him.

It's like, okay, all right.

So we got something.

We got something here.

I don't want to say like typical man,

but yep.

You didn't say it though.

So then we shift over to Grace.

you know, Officer Grace, again,

we haven't seen her in a minute.

Grace is back.

Officer Haha.

Officer Funny.

Officer Stand Up.

And she's using her corkboard skills to

kind of illustrate the life of Barney,

the review writer, the bookstore owner,

the critic.

And she talks a little bit about it.

She says, you know,

the original police report from Barney's

death ruled it an accident.

So that's where we,

so the file is pretty thin because we,

I mean,

obviously Ellsworth was not around at this

specific case.

So whoever the detective was,

probably Smolin,

came in there and was like,

Accidental death.

Done deal.

Let's wrap it up.

So Ellsworth knows the fact that,

you know,

Elliot did try to really dissuade her from

thinking about the facts of the case.

And so she asked Magnuson Wagner,

it's kind of a slow time in New

York homicide right now.

Can I just pick this up?

Like, again, like Ellsworth is once again,

making a case for herself.

Like,

do we not have enough homicides in New

York to, to investigate and be like, Hey,

I'm just, I'm bored.

Why don't I do this instead?

Yeah.

Wagner, of course, is hesitant.

He's like, I don't know.

It seems really thin here.

I don't know.

And so Ellsworth is trying to convince

him.

She's like, come on.

Wagner says,

your consent decree does not include

making cases where none exist.

Ellsworth's like, well,

it does include me possibly picking up

something that was missed,

and that's what this would be.

yeah exactly it was like more consent

decree clarification even though we don't

know maybe it's still happening i guess

it's still happening i don't know you know

what i mean like it's yeah they're trying

so hard to justify this thing and so

wagner's like well i don't know and he

says lieutenant connor what do you have to

say like i'm tired of making all decisions

it's up to connor yeah

yeah i thought it was like a little

unfair for in that situation like first of

all uh welcome back you're gonna have to

make this call connor says well i agree

with well that's good yeah there is not

enough evidence to make to reopen this

case

Yet.

Yet.

Ellsworth takes this as a full go of

like, yes,

I can investigate and I can find more

evidence.

Thank you, Connor.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's do it.

So with the go-ahead from Connor,

Elizabeth decides to hassle poor Barney's

widow.

Yes, I was going to say, Barney's widow,

who is a legend in her own right.

The character's name is Bev,

but the actress's name is Didi Khan.

Didi Khan,

I don't know if you grew up watching

Grease.

Like I did.

Apparently.

She's in Greece.

She's Frankie in Greece.

She's also hanging out with Josh Charles

on his new show, Best Medicine,

playing this lady named Geneva.

Kind of like Gilmore Girls-y.

And then Jason.

Yeah.

Shining Time Station.

You really rocked my world in the

pre-show.

You were like, hey,

you remember her from Shining Time

Station?

Which, Lord, that was such a blast.

Deep cut.

Deep cut.

For those that don't remember,

Shining Time Station.

But it was such a wacky show.

Ringo Starr and George Carlin, come on.

Wow.

I forgot about it.

Cause I mean, I think for me,

it was, it was this,

and now that I know more about TV

and all that,

it was a framing device for the Thomas,

the tank show,

which I don't know how Marissa knew this,

but it was a part of my childhood.

We're both elder millennials.

So the fact that when she said shining

time station,

it just transported me back to like five

years old watching,

watching sign time station.

There was crazy.

Because once she said that,

it immediately brought me back to this

woman, Barney's wife in the show,

in her like train station uniform getup.

I was like, oh my God,

I remember that.

But her voice,

isn't her voice also like ingrained in

your brain somewhere?

Because like anytime, like I literally,

anytime I hear her on TV, I'm like,

wow.

I must pay attention.

The way that it just shot me back

into time.

And do you remember the little jukebox

characters that were in Shining Time

Station?

Whenever they put a quarter into the

machine,

the little jukebox animals would play.

Marissa,

you know what you're missing out on,

not having a mind's eye.

I'm like,

I'm going to need to rewatch YouTube from

Shining Time Station.

Because also, like, I'll never forget,

I grew up,

my parents were really into stand-up,

and so, like, we'd watch a lot of,

like,

HBO specials that I probably shouldn't

have watched.

And then I was like, um...

George Carlin,

the guy who just told me there's seven

words he can't say on television is here.

And then also like Rico Star is also

here.

Wacky show, wacky show.

Good part of my childhood as well though.

So I'm glad I could remind you of

the legend of GD Khan because it was

so fun to see her show up here.

Yeah, love it, love it.

So yeah, in this universe,

she is the widow of Barney.

She's taken over the bookstore.

Elizabeth is asking her questions.

She says, listen,

I just want to know all I can

about the case in case something was

missed.

And Barney's wife goes, oh,

so I knew there was something weird about

this whole thing.

Like,

and they just told me it was an

accident.

She says, and she says, yeah,

you can go back there and look if

you're not afraid of rats.

Cause there's a lot of rats going on

in this back room that Barney's got.

And I was just like, oh no.

And apparently there was a rat friend.

A rat friend.

Barney was alone in that storeroom and his

only friend was this rat.

So Ellsworth says, no, I don't like rats,

but I know some people that do like

rats.

so she calls the rat catchers the rat

people from a different episode which this

episode episode yeah this was the one

where elspeth was investigating a psychic

who was like taking this like older older

rich woman's money and pretending she was

talking to her husband or i think the

woman was like uh uh she had a

snack company left to her by her husband

and yes

The husband from the grave was telling her

what to do with the snack company.

It was actually benefiting the psychic

through some different way.

I forgot how the Rat Catchers came into

this.

I wonder if this was meant to be

like...

Did they think they were getting sixteen

episodes and then they got an additional

four?

This is what I'm saying.

I think the first couple episodes and the

last couple episodes...

are like how elspeth should be but then

like the middle ones were like oh we're

gonna put in this formulaic something to

like spread things out because this

episode like it's very stefan this episode

has everything we've got callbacks we've

got guest stars we've got relationship

news we've got you know like all of

the stuff happening in this one episode

which is what we sort of came to

expect from

episode in the first two first season at

least for sure of the show and so

I think I don't know if it's part

of their playbook or whatever but and I

know this season was like a kind of

like will they won't they what's gonna

happen to the show type of season

production wise so maybe they had to like

buffer in those episodes in the middle but

I

I really liked this episode and hopefully

the next one also continues this momentum

and we, you know,

get some Kaya stuff going on in it

as well.

But it's definitely like two different

styles of television that we're watching.

It definitely has season finale vibes.

Yeah.

Because it wraps up a lot.

There's a lot of callbacks.

There's a lot of cameos.

So I had to wonder, like,

did they think they were getting...

Like they were getting ten episodes like

usual or like the first two seasons or

the first season.

And it was like, no,

you're actually getting twenty.

So there's like, you know,

there's more on the front,

more on the back.

Did they did they film up to season

episode sixteen?

And I guess what?

You're getting four more.

And like, oh, well,

we kind of wrapped up a lot.

So we have to figure out what to

do with that.

um so yeah but it's just noted of

like how this really felt like because a

lot of things ended a lot of things

happened so just just keep it not keep

an eye out on these last four episodes

and see what the vibe is with with

this episode um so yeah she calls the

rat catchers from another episode to come

get the rat

really a inconsequential cameo didn't

really they got the rat they got the

rat it was like did we really need

that i don't think we really did but

hey it was fun to catch up with

those people it's just like earlier in the

season where it's like that person had no

effect on the story at all i guess

it was nice to see them again like

it's like no no effect on the outcome

at all

It's like, you know,

New York is that small town,

big town vibe of where you run into

everybody.

So with Templeton,

which is what they named the rat,

out of the stock room,

Elizabeth goes to check out the scene.

The widow says, yeah, everything,

you know,

is pretty much exactly the same before

Barney's death.

The only difference is they put all the

bookcases back upright.

So Elizabeth's like, okay, cool, cool,

cool.

Elizabeth acts out the murder scene.

She does.

And again,

Elizabeth is acting out this woman's

husband's death in front of her.

Real sensitive, Elizabeth, real sensitive.

But Elizabeth does find something.

What did Elizabeth find?

We find out when we go back to

the precinct and Grace and Elizabeth are

presenting this new evidence.

which the evidence is that Elizabeth found

a footstool that has scratches on the

footstool,

which tells her the scratches came from

the bookcases falling down,

which tells her that a bookcase fell on

this footstool,

but was taken out by someone.

She pretty much lays out exactly how

Elliot killed Barney.

And Wagner kind of puts like a little,

you know, I don't think so.

And kind of has a different explanation.

I was like,

you literally love doing that to me,

don't you?

Like tell me I don't have this evidence.

Like, yeah, you got that right.

So, OK, we were on to something,

but it's not quite enough.

He says, Wagner says,

this isn't really evidence.

We're going to need a little bit more.

and gray says well there was this witness

that came up to the store uh and

saw that that the clothes sign was was

up but the store didn't close for another

two hours so that's weird right why would

the store be closed before the official

closing time

Ding, ding, ding.

This prompts Connor to say, well,

I think that's enough to actually get us

to kind of reopen this case.

Much to Wagner's chagrin.

Oh, fine.

Go ahead and do what you got to

do.

Elizabeth says, okay, all right,

all right.

So now that the case is reopened,

which detective are you going to give me?

Like, now we have a real case.

Wagner says, oh, no, no, no, no.

You're not getting a detective for this

one.

Says,

Connor is the one that decided this was

going to be a new case.

He's going to assist you on this.

so uh and so we get we get

another little cut we see elliott writing

again he's talking about the woman in the

bright colors always digging around

looking to things she shouldn't be it's

like oh that was a nice little a

little cameo in his book uh but also

like elizabeth really did bright color at

the season or this episode like she was

super bright

the Technicolor coat of Elsbeth,

Elsbeth and the Technicolor dream coat.

So later we see Elsbeth telling Wagner

like, listen,

I'm trying to talk to Elliot Pope and

trying to get in his business,

but his agent is just, you know,

keeping us away.

So she goes, she kind of asked like,

so do you think I could just go

and find Elliot?

My husband's like, oh, okay.

If you want to sit, she's like, great,

awesome.

So this is pretty much like another more

tacit permission for Elizabeth to kind of

like stalk someone.

So she quote unquote runs into Elliot as

he is outside of his favorite deli,

getting a tuna fish sandwich,

just like his mama used to make.

He says, you know,

mom's the only woman that never

disappointed me.

boy real real insult you have a podcast

bro because like totally man i have some

red pills for you would you like to

take them um

uh so elliot is like are you do

you actually have a reason to be coming

and talking to me or are you just

attracted to me oh my god oh my

god oh my god um so elspeth as

elsa likes to do lays out all the

evidence to basically tell you we're on to

you she talks about the footstool having

marks on it and the store was closed

early do you know anything about that

It's like, actually,

why don't you come to dinner with me?

You seem like a very interesting

character, and I want to write about you.

She says,

I thought you didn't write about people

that you knew.

He's like, well,

I just want to use you as fodder.

I'm not going to write about you.

You'll just be fodder for my imagination.

It's like, okay.

Elsa says, fine,

but just so we're both on the same

page, this is not a romantic dinner.

Elia says, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

yeah it's not also no also gross also

you're not a firefighter why are you

interested yes it's gross

So later,

Barney's widow shows up at the precinct,

and she points out the fact that, hey,

Barney had a fax machine.

I know it's real old school,

but I thought, yeah.

Real side note, though,

big season for fax machines in television.

It was a big,

main plot point on the pit,

and it also showed up here.

So I don't know if you got a

fax machine.

You might want to fire it up,

start making stuff.

stuff happen it may be the way of

the future because the second TV show I've

seen a fax machine in the last time

I really had a beef with a fax

machine is when a player on the Baltimore

Ravens didn't get signed because they

didn't get his paperwork faxed over to the

front office in time because the fax

machine was broken so he didn't get signed

to the Ravens and that was the last

time a fax machine really played into my

life that was a while ago you can

imagine you want to know a fun fact

about Dolly Parton

Sure.

Always.

She does not email.

She does not text.

She faxes.

It's kind of like the legend about Bill

Murray where he doesn't have a cell phone.

You can only reach him via pay phone

or something weird like that.

I believe that one.

I believe the Dolly one,

but that one also makes sense.

But yes, fax machines, peeps.

And also,

who could forget the starring role of the

fax machine in Office Space?

Classic.

Continue.

So she's like, yeah,

he's got this fax machine and I plugged

it up and all these faxes came running

out.

So I just figured it might be interesting

to see what these numbers are that he

was faxing, which I don't know if that,

I don't know if, and Grace is like,

yeah, I'm on it, which is like,

I feel like in most of the cases

he'd be like, yeah, sure lady,

we'll check all those fax numbers.

But this actually led to something because

Grace says, you know,

interestingly enough,

all these fax numbers are linked to

someone named Maura Davidoff.

Yeah.

Turns out to be Elliot's first wife.

And also turns out to be Joanna Gleeson,

who we have seen in other good properties.

And I did look up because remember, like,

anytime she comes up, I'm like,

she's Joanna Gleeson.

And I don't know why I know her

name,

but turns out there was the show called,

uh...

love and war in the nineties with annie

potts and jay thomas and apparently this

was on a lot in my life because

joanna gleason uh showed up there he she

also was um leo's love interest on the

west wing oh interesting in case you're

wondering yeah also as she plays a judge

in the good verse uh not one that's

like memorable enough for me to remember

but i

she's around yeah um so yes so that's

interesting why is mara davidoff ellia's

first wife talking to barney barney so

connor and elspeth visit mora i'm like

were you a barney having like some sort

of facts you know secret relationship like

what's were there facts and sex you know

together fax and scx mar says no no

no

She says,

but it would serve Elliot right for all

the philandering he did on me if I

was doing philandering on him with Barney.

But no, that's not the case.

She talks about the fact that Elliot has

had several lawsuits from several women

that he's worked with.

She says he tries to seduce them with

Russian food and schnapps,

which if you remember,

Elliot invited Ellsworth to go have some

Russian food and schnapps.

So Ellsworth sees the writing on the wall

with what Elliot's trying to do in this

way.

She says...

Mar goes,

you can read about it in my book,

Writer's Wife Strife,

but it only sold one hundred forty seven

copies.

Connor goes, that sounds low.

Thank you, Connor.

Thank you.

go okay so you won't have a relationship

with barney so what was with all the

faxing she says well since barney couldn't

actually write reviews of elliot's books

because he would be like it would be

impartial because he knew uh he and elliot

had a relationship before they became who

they were barney would send her all of

his reviews he couldn't publish of

elliot's work

And they were all scathing reviews,

terror reviews.

And Elizabeth finds the Troubled Pants,

which is the book that Barney was going

to review,

was going to look at for Elliot.

The manuscript.

The manuscript that actually didn't get

published,

which is the one that caused this strife

between Elliot and Barney.

Elizabeth finds this review in the faxes.

She goes, huh, that's interesting.

This is a book that's never been

published.

Why does Barney have it?

And what does this have to do?

It's the most recent review as well.

So this leaves us more to Elliot's

doorstep of like,

what is going on with this?

So next we go to a book club

of sorts with Connor, Cheryl, Grace,

and Elizabeth all holding a book club,

all reading Elliot's books to try and find

any other pertinent information because

Elliot seemingly writes about all of his

experiences in his books,

although he claims he doesn't.

um elspeth also made her own tuna

sandwiches inspired by uh like a book club

thing like i have like some sort of

themed food so i appreciated it um in

this book club cheryl points out a part

of elliot's books where eddie bishop who

is the protagonist who also is a parallel

for elliot eddie bishop's mother really uh

complimented another boy's penmanship

Could that boy be a parallel to Barney?

Could, you know,

could Elliot be jealous of Barney?

Could it all lead to this?

Also be why he writes all his manuscripts

by hand because he's still trying to prove

to his mom that he has good penmanship.

What?

Deep thoughts.

Deep thoughts.

Cheryl also points out the fact that,

you know, as a published author,

we like to go into bookstores and make

sure that our books are prominently

displayed in every bookstore we go into.

Yes.

Okay, interesting.

And we also saw when Elliot came back

to the bookstore,

he was rearranging all the books so that

his books would take up the prominent

shelf space.

Okay, so that's something to note as well.

Elizabeth also tells the gang she's going

out to dinner with Elliot.

They're like, oh my God, be careful.

Elizabeth says, don't worry.

I've met plenty of charming monsters.

I mean, she has.

I mean, that's for real.

Yeah.

So we do get to the dinner with

Elizabeth and Elliot.

Elliot, of course, being Elliot,

decides to order for both of them.

And he orders them borscht.

He's like, you don't know what you want.

You've never been here.

It's like, ooh.

Just classic, classic toxic male behavior.

No me gusta.

No me gusta.

Or as the kids say, no buey buey.

No buey buey.

yeah keep it going no way yeah it's

happening uh elsbeth takes this time to

say you know something's funny i got i

got some photos i want to show you

here's some photos of barney's bookshop

before he died and photos of barney's

bookshop after he died the before picture

has a normal looking book display a lot

of different various authors and books

But right after Barney died,

it seemed as if all your books, Elliot,

were prominently on display.

That's weird, right?

Elliot goes, huh,

I don't know anything about that.

Maybe it was just a fan that was

tired of all the disrespect that I was

being shown by Barney's bookstore.

Wanted to make sure that I was front

and center.

she goes elsa goes okay and she does

also point out like and also we found

a lot of reviews that barney did of

all your books and ellie goes no that's

that's not right barney would never wrote

reviews of my books he would never do

that she's like oh but he did he

said to your first wife elliot is taken

aback by this he's like oh

interesting okay and el elspeth also puts

out there and fred harrison you know the

same guy that moderated your book panel

after barney decided he's going to publish

all these reviews and to help with

barney's widow's finances so nice she goes

you know if barney hadn't died these bad

reviews of your books would never have

come to light it's kind of like it's

kind of elsa's way of being like huh

you kind of hoisted yourself on your own

there buddy

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Actually, I mean,

she's she's doing a good job getting him

annoyed because I am majorly annoyed at

this whole entire dinner.

Yeah.

So Elizabeth, you know,

talks about the fact that and also we

found the troubled pants manuscript and he

goes, Oh, I don't know.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what that is.

I was like, okay, cool.

After he unsuccessfully tries to convince

Elizabeth to come back to his place with

him... Can we talk about that moment,

though, real quick?

Because he's like, well, hey, after this,

maybe you could just...

Because at this moment,

there's news that happens.

We see that Alec has won the mayorship,

which we'll talk about closer to the end

of the episode.

But...

It's like, hey, so, like,

why don't we go back to my place

and celebrate?

We have a new mayor or whatever.

And I just loved, first of all,

Uncle Nicky, that's gross.

Second of all, Elspeth was like...

looks at him like,

are you out of your mind?

You're insane.

Shuts him down without a care.

No, that's not going to be happening.

And I love that with every turn.

It happens a few times in this episode

where she's like, no,

not interested in you.

No, thanks.

I love that for Elspeth.

After he unsuccessfully convinces Elspeth

to come back to his house,

he goes back to his house and burns

troubled pants.

and he says which also sets off the

fire alarm which i guess brings

firefighters to his house we had to get

we had to get firefighters in here because

the next day elizabeth and wagner are

walking in the precinct and they're

talking about the fact that there was a

fire at elliot's house um and that

elizabeth was tipped off by fire marshal

jake which is not a in-person cameo but

it's like a name check cameo

shout out shout out from like the what

was like the first episode of season two

i think it was when we saw fire

rocker jake who was trying to hit on

elspeth this is what i'm saying like i

think like the bookend of the season has

a lot of connections but then the middle

is just kind of there yeah um and

elspeth knows the fact that the fire was

in the office that elliot writes in not

the kitchen as you would expect a fire

alarm would be set off in

Miami says, okay, fine.

It seems like you're going somewhere here,

so keep going with the case,

but you do need to prove that Elliot

was in the bookstore with Barney at the

night of his death.

It's like, okay,

that's what we're looking for here.

That's our smoking gun, if you will.

So, Elizabeth,

I love the dogged pursuit that Elizabeth

gives to Elliot.

And the fact that we talked about last

episode,

where some of the victims and the

murderers are kind of flip-flopped,

where we kind of root for the murderer

and not the victim.

This was a good...

Yeah, this was a good instance of,

we feel for the victim.

We really want to get justice for the

victim.

And the murderer is terrible.

He's a scumbag.

So I think Elsa also relishes in getting

under this man's skin because he's so

terrible.

So I think she relishes in messing with

him.

Because in this next scene,

Elizabeth brings Elliot a tuna fish

sandwich.

And Elliot comments on the fact that,

you know,

I can never find one sandwich around here

that really,

really mimics very well my mother's tuna

fish sandwich.

He bites into this tuna fish sandwich and

says, oh,

this is actually like almost exactly like

my mother's tuna fish sandwiches was.

And Elsa says, huh,

that's interesting because it's from the

same diner that's near your childhood

home.

Which I take that to mean that your

mother never actually made tuna fish

sandwiches.

She just pretended to and lied to you

and told you that she made them.

This and this kind of shatters Elliot's

reality.

And also, Elliot, I hate to tell you,

but the tooth fairy, also not real.

Also not real.

Also...

I almost called you Elizabeth.

Let's not start besmirching some,

some mystical, mythical.

Sorry.

If you're listening.

Yeah.

Can you prove the tooth fairy doesn't

exist?

I cannot prove that.

That's true.

That's true.

But it was like that kind of reaction,

right?

Like it was like, Oh my God.

I, everything I know was a lie.

Elizabeth calls, well,

look at it this way.

She loves you enough to lie to you.

I was like, wow,

like she is being real cutthroat.

Okay,

but also let's bookmark that sentence.

She loves you enough to lie to you.

Let's just like keep that there for a

future conversation about some characters.

Yeah, for sure.

And so as Elizabeth is distracting Elliot

with this new reality that his mother lied

to him about the tuna fish sandwiches,

she's also looking for the Troubled Pants

manuscript.

Elliot says,

I know what you're looking for,

but there's no point.

It's not here.

she goes which also did you just you

just said the other day you did that

troll pants wasn't a thing now you're

saying it's not here okay oh it's just

like a murder and then he's a murder

yeah kind of telling on yourself there and

Elliot notes I don't know why you think

I was you know the murder here I

would not ever set foot into that

stockroom of Barney's I don't like rats

aha how did you know there were rats

in Barney's stockroom if you were never

there

Elliot says, well, I mean, you know,

it's a small community where it gets

around, where it gets around, you know?

And then,

so Elizabeth digs a little deeper into

Elliot's kind of like masculinity and

manhood.

And she goes, you know,

an interesting fact about you I learned is

that they've stopped letting you hire

female interns.

You have a severe woman problem.

I mean,

set an alpha man off by telling him

that.

You have a woman problem.

And this, Elliot goes off.

He says, no,

I do not have a woman problem.

I have a problem with women like you.

Liars that try and trap me.

The fact is,

I remind you of your father,

who you disappointed with every man you

ever met.

I will not let you tear me down.

I will remain a giant in the book

publishing business.

it was again intense intense scary and i

feel like it was so real too it's

like i feel like this is a scene

out of like many different scary

situations yes uh quick question do you

know what else is intense what campers

campers yeah oh intense oh my gosh wow

okay

You got me there, Marissa.

Lovely dad joke.

My gosh.

Did you get that one from your father?

No, it's mine.

My dad's favorite joke is I was going

to get you bread,

but I forgot your bread.

Well, give that one to your dad,

because that's the first thing.

Luckily,

Elspeth is able to escape Mickey's stare

of wrath.

That was scary.

I was like, oh, my God.

It was wild.

So the next scene we get is Teddy

and Elspeth are out walking Gonzo.

They're trying to get Gonzo to poop.

Like, oh, my God, Gonzo, come on.

Come on, poop.

Okay.

Yeah, continue.

Teddy is giving Elspeth some kudos for how

she's handling the Alex situation.

Yeah.

But she also says in this conversation,

she's like something about how she looks

at men.

And Teddy goes,

it's a sign of a highly intelligent woman.

And I was like, damn straight.

Damn straight.

That's right.

So finally we get Gonzo to take a

deuce and Elizabeth is having trouble with

the poop bag.

She goes,

these poop bags are always so hard to

get, to get open.

I always have to...

We don't know in this moment what the

Eureka is that Elizabeth has come up with,

but we know that she's gotten her Eureka

moment by trying to open a poop bag

for Gonzo.

Something's happening.

Something has clicked with Elizabeth.

We don't know what it is yet.

So now it's time for the big arrest,

the big reveal.

Ellie is doing yet another book event.

And as the audience is leaving, Grace

Elizabeth and Connor all show up.

I think it's actually like before the

event, like she's trying to,

or maybe it's after, I don't know.

Cause they were talking about like getting

ready, but they were talking about like,

okay,

you read the book and then I'll do

the thing and I'll do the whatever.

But she like pushes,

like pushes her way through the crowd,

which we can't help,

but notice her because she is dressed in

her technical or dream coat at this point.

It is like, it's like that Snoopy meme,

you know,

the Snoopy meme where he's in his coat

and with the hood, with the hat on.

like it's like winter snoopy i can't oh

vaguely vaguely you know like look you'll

know it when you see it but it

was like the elspeth version of that yeah

so she's she's here in all her technicolor

wonder and they go you sir married married

murdered for you slip you murdered barney

corman

So Ellsworth says, you know,

I read the book that Barney was clutching

in his hands as he died.

He says, you know, and that guy,

that author,

he really knows how to write women.

And Grace goes,

it's as if he thinks of them as

fully dimensional human beings.

I was like, damn, go Grace.

Get it.

Get it, Grace.

They talk about the death in the book

that Howard was, not Howard,

that Barney was holding in the book.

wouldn't you know what howard's end

howard's end wouldn't you know it in

howard's end someone does die via a

bookcase falling on them like an avalanche

elliott elliot goes okay this is all this

is all fun this is all cool but

this is a proof this is a proof

that i that i murdered barney i was

just yeah you're right but we did find

dna on the book that barney was holding

And we know that Barney had only had

that book that night because he took out

of his deposit box that night.

So you must have been in the sword

room with him that night because your DNA

is on the pages because you like to

lick your thumb every time you turn the

page.

to get the page turned because some of

the pages stick or some of the pages

are not easily turned.

So you lick your thumb and you turn

the page.

You know what else has your DNA on

it?

The book that you signed for me.

So that's how we got your DNA because

Ellie goes, well,

I didn't give you my DNA.

So how would you have it?

She said, well,

the book you signed for me.

Also,

you lick your freaking little thumb and

put it all over my book.

I got just live on my book.

So that's how we got DNA,

both your book and the book that Barney

was holding.

Boom, you're the murderer.

uh lesson of the day don't lick things

don't lick things that's that's that is a

that is a good that's a good life

lesson for everyone just just keep that

one in the back pocket i mean also

some things some things need to be looked

i mean there are times there are times

other things when that can happen but um

most times i would say unless you're dj

dj khaled what's your dj khaled um

if you know you know i'm not gonna

spell that one out for you look it

up if you don't know um uh put

in dj khaled and lick and you'll get

it oh and google and we're good and

we're good um so yeah so we got

your dna we matched it to barney's book

being made boom you're a murderer um yeah

so yeah like and she's like you're not

good at making things up and i'm thinking

to myself jason what if he has a

fantasia

What if you can't make things up?

Like, I can make things up.

I can make things up, but I can't,

like, see the things that I make up.

So maybe there's some sort of thing.

I mean, I'm not trying to, like,

this man, this man merges.

You're not trying to sympathize with it.

You're just saying.

I'm looking for aphantasic representation.

And on the way out, Elliot was like,

all my lies have won me shelves full

of prizes.

What have your lies gotten you?

Oh, okay.

It's almost as if, Jason,

it's almost as if, almost.

Go with me here.

Go with me on this journey.

I'm with you.

I'm with you.

It's almost as if there's a system that

is built to reward men for their lies.

And then when women lie, I mean,

not saying that people should be rewarded

for lies, but I'm just saying maybe,

maybe it's not that you're a prolific

writer, Uncle Nicky.

Maybe it's not that you like put things

together from your life and don't have an

original thought of your own, Uncle Nicky,

that wins you these prizes.

Well, maybe,

maybe there's a system at play here

supports specifically white men maybe just

I know it's a long shot I know

it's like also theoretically allegedly

there could be a system

where this happens.

Rewards men even though they lie.

White men even though they lie.

Punishes women for any small indiscretion.

I don't know if you would want to

look at also some women in leadership

roles who get fired because of one little

thing.

I don't know.

I don't know.

But also then we have men who are

also felons in leadership positions.

I mean it's a far fetch.

I know.

Not ringing a bell, Marissa.

Not ringing a bell.

But what about her emails, though?

What about her emails, though?

What about the emails?

Yeah,

I don't know what you're talking about,

Marissa.

Just imagine living in that type of

society.

Wouldn't that be crazy?

I'm so glad we're not there.

Anyway, so the case is wrapped up.

Elliot is arrested.

I don't think... Well,

I will say the whole...

saliva page thing is is interesting but i

don't think elsa really had to stretch her

investigative skills too hard for this one

she just like she had the intuitive hit

she knew something was up she and but

she had to find something like she would

have taken anything and i think elliot

elliot could have easily talked his way

out of this or should have been able

to talk yes

should have just been said yeah after the

signing i did go back into the storeroom

yeah we're friends like yeah i looked at

that event with me and like we had

a collegial conversation yeah but then i

left i don't know what happened after i

left i mean obviously you know maybe he

decided to close up early i don't know

i have no idea why he closed the

store early i was all eyes all i

know is when i left he was alive

and well in his little stock room

might as well had an accident with the

bookshelves that's what must have happened

i don't know i didn't i mean i

may have been there when he pushed them

over on himself i don't go that far

but when i left him he was alive

and well i don't know what happened but

like my lies win me prizes jason so

obviously yeah so he told himself like

like like they like to do

um so yeah elliot's arrested barney has

been vindic is has been vindicated for his

murder his death yes so all's well that

ends well in that case let's move on

to our other storyline the alec bloom for

mayor storyline

This storyline starts out with Marissa's

back.

Marissa's here.

Love it.

Love it.

Marissa is here on the good pod and

here on Elspeth.

Choice the Marissa.

Yeah.

She and Wagner are having a little

meeting.

Just so you know.

A little hush hush.

What I'm about to tell you has to

stay top secret.

But Alec has decided if he gets appointed

mayor,

he wants to appoint you as police

commissioner, Wagner.

Wagner's like, oh, ho, ho.

Really?

Oh, wow.

I never thought I'd see the date.

Elizabeth comes bopping in, and Marissa,

even though she just told Wagner it was

top secret, Marissa tells Elizabeth, yeah,

Wagner's might be commissioner.

Can I just tell you, anytime,

it's really hard for me to take anyone

in the position of commissioner seriously

because of Batman.

I literally just think, I was like, oh,

he put on the light.

That's all he does.

That's all he does.

He hears a crime and he calls his

friend Batman.

That's it.

Oh, that's funny.

What would Elizabeth Light be?

A tote bag?

Yeah.

Put on the bag signal.

Not the bat signal.

The bag signal.

um so yeah marissa tells elspeth about the

thing she's like yeah alec likes elspeth

so i can tell her it's fine and

as marissa is leaving she tells wagner hey

if you're interested you need to let let

me know make sure that you don't lead

alec on be clear with him what you

want because he deserves that as she is

staring at elspeth she is saying this

Okay, like, I love the sentiment of this,

but again,

I don't think it was very earned.

Like, how does Marissa know this?

We don't know.

We don't know how Marissa knows this.

And I don't really think that Elizabeth

was, like, leading Alec on in any way.

I think she was genuinely confused about

stuff.

So, like,

I don't really know how Marissa comes to

this shade moment.

Like, I understand the sentiment,

and I don't think that Elizabeth would

want to lead anyone on.

But again, how did we get here?

I don't know.

have no idea this is so confusing um

you know wagner tells elizabeth yeah you

know i've been thinking about it and i

do think i'll take the job if if

i'm if i'm offering it but if i

do get the job i'm gonna have to

review this whole consent decree thing

basically be like i don't know if i

can let you keep a job if i'm

a commissioner and i was just like okay

do whatever you gotta do buddy

Again, in my brain,

which I cannot see it.

I'm just like,

I've been thinking about turning on that

light, like my whole life.

That's all I've been thinking about.

I've been thinking about the day that I've

been turning on the light.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is.

But yes, Ellsworth is like,

don't let me get in the way of

this thing.

You've done so much for me already.

You know, like don't.

But also you need to tell me, Wagner,

if you become commissioner,

might eliminate Ellsworth's job?

In what world does that make any sense?

It might mean that you'd have to become

an actual investigator.

Or consultant.

But I can't keep hiding behind this

consent decree thing.

It felt like he was like,

I might have to get rid of you,

Ellsman.

No, it did.

Why on God's green earth would you do

that?

She has solved so many cases for you.

It's not as if, like,

if he told her, like,

we'll have to figure out another position

for you or to figure out how we

can help us investigate.

It was to tell us.

It was to tell us.

It was for us.

It wasn't for her.

It was for us to be like, oh,

man,

we don't want Wagner to get this now.

It was like, that's ridiculous.

That hasn't made any sense.

And so as Ellsworth and Elliot are out

to lunch,

we find out that it's election day and

Alec has been elected mayor.

It's like...

The way this show ramps up to ends

of storylines and then just kind of

like...

you would think you would think there

would have been a conversation of like oh

hey did you vote today or even like

having like a vote sticker on or something

like that there was in in the book

club meeting it was mentioned like they're

like oh you're gonna go to dinner with

with elliott on the night of the election

to distract you from the election but it

was just so it was it was such

a nothing it was a fart in the

wind of an ending of like oh hey

either way

Alec is now mayor.

It's like, oh, okay.

And also it was like,

people of New York,

I apologize for lying to you.

I'm mayor.

And there are people that are not in

this room today that are responsible for

me telling my truth and making sure that

I was a worthy candidate.

But it's like, I mean,

I know a lot can happen specifically two

weeks before an election,

not like we've lived it or anything like

that.

But like,

it just was very quick between the last

time we saw him.

And I mean,

I didn't have a good track of where

we were in the election cycle or anything

like that.

But I certainly didn't expect for him to

be.

i didn't expect for him to be mayor

i didn't expect for him to be for

us to learn that he was mayor by

television and not through else but being

there um so it was a little it

was a little weird it was weird it

was rushed it was god yeah um and

so alec and elspeth are meeting up at

elspeth's you know apartment you know he

thanks her for being the inspiration for

the truth uh they are sitting on opposite

ends of this couch

yep he says thank you for inspiring me

to tell the truth elspeth is not is

not holding back she says you mean when

i force you to tell the truth like

i didn't inspire you i basically backed

you to a corner to tell the truth

or i was going to tell the truth

like oh i was like call him out

call him out girl she she's been in

this space this whole episode of calling

out toxic men so she's like and now

i'm about to do you too alec come

on you about to get it as well

um

He says, yeah, okay,

but I really want you to be by

my side with this whole mayor thing.

Elizabeth was basically like, yeah,

actually, no.

No, I love what she says there.

She's like, Alec,

you're going to do so many great things

for the city or even like beyond.

not gonna be with me yeah and she

says i can't stop thinking about that time

that we were at the restaurant and you

lied to my face about pete like to

my face and the worst part is i

couldn't tell that you were lying yes i

was like oh yes exactly yes because we

even clocked it we even called it out

in the moment like how can elsbeth the

best investigator we've ever known not see

that he was lying to her and i'm

glad they referenced it here yes

She's like, that's scary.

She says,

so I can't do this with you.

She says,

I know what it's like to be a

people pleaser.

I am one.

I was like, oh, OK,

we're talking to the Marissa's of the

world here.

She goes, she says, so I get it.

I understand what that means.

And that's it's good for the people of

New York that you want to be a

people pleaser,

that you want to please them.

But I can't be with a people pleaser.

I can't.

I am one and I can't be with

one.

let me just say a shout out to

the current mayor of New York City who

is actually pleasing the people and doing

what he said he was gonna do during

the election that's all I'm gonna say if

you're gonna work for the people that's an

example to follow yeah uh she says maybe

I'm expecting too much but that's just who

I am like expecting too much for the

man that you're with to be honest I

mean I don't feel like that's well but

that's like the thing of like not that

they're talking not that the show's about

me

But many times as a people pleaser,

I can think that what I'm asking for

is too much,

even though I would never tell someone

that I'm trying to like that I'm pleasing

or trying to help or do anything like

that, that their their needs are too much.

And oftentimes I would identify their

needs without them even telling me,

which gets me into a whole other thing

of trouble.

But that's why it can really feel like,

OK,

just asking for basic honesty is really a

lot.

Even though it's like, I don't know,

the bottom,

the basement floor of what a relationship

should be based on.

Alec goes, but what about second chances?

Elizabeth says, you got a second chance.

Just not with me.

That's right.

You got a second chance with the people

in New York and they gave you a

chance, but you're not getting with me,

buddy boy.

So Alec and Elizabeth officially are

donezo.

So that leads us to the last scene

of the episode.

where Wagner and Ellsworth are having a

nice little fun time.

They're chowing down on some of those tuna

fish sandwiches that Ellsworth got Elliot.

And Wagner goes,

I wonder if these are the same type

of sandwiches that Pete gave a young Alec

Bloom.

and elsa says you know something i don't

even know if there ever was a pete

i i still have no idea and i'm

like yeah us either elspeth we'd also like

to know what's how big were these lies

that alec told we still don't really know

and i like that marissa that elspeth

doesn't even know that's me cue marissa

marissa walks into the scene she has bad

news

Says, well, I'm just here, Wagner,

to tell you that Alec decided to go

in a different direction with the

commissioner part.

So you're not getting it.

You're not getting the commissioner slot.

He gave it.

No bag light for you.

right no no big light no no elsewhere

signal uh so you see they so so

who got the commissioner position well he

gave it to tully wagner's nemesis where

correct me if i'm wrong but we met

tully in the uh was it the first

episode of the season with uh tony hale

or no not tony hale what was his

name what's his name david colbert david

cross

oh yeah david cross wasn't the first of

this season stephen colbert was the first

of the season yeah and then it was

david cross with the toys okay with the

toys i think we met tully in that

one and he was a real yeah he

was the guy running me um the van

the hot yes exactly

Yeah, so that's Wagner's nemesis.

He name-checked Tully earlier in the

episode, so I was like, okay, well,

that's...

I could kind of see what was coming

before it actually happened.

I was like, okay,

we don't mention Tully in the beginning of

the episode for not to pay off later.

It's Chekhov's Tully, if you will.

So Tully got the job over Wagner,

and Elspeth says, Marcia,

does this have anything to do with me

and Alec?

And Marcia's like, no, no,

this happens all the time.

Well, she doesn't say that.

She says these things are complicated.

It's not as simple as you would think.

And Wagner plays it off as if he

doesn't really care.

He's like, well, you know what?

I just really wanted to be considered and

I was considered.

So that's good enough for me.

But we know Wagner really wanted this.

So he's probably really kind of broke up

about it.

And so Elizabeth asks Marissa, so like,

can we still consider Alec a friend in

the mayor's office?

Is he going to be up for us

or against us?

Mercy says, well, we'll see.

But hey,

you'll still have a friend in me at

the Gracie mansion.

okay cool i hope that means we'll see

more marissa i hope you know marissa was

so i was so complicated this season yeah

yeah i'm like uh she needs the character

needs redemption for me like if this is

her last showing up in this verse i

would like for her to have a little

bit different of a thing here um but

also jason i know like you had this

this theory that it was going to be

what's her face but it's similar like

there's still there's still a faux there's

still this tension between the mayor and

the police department i just i honestly

wasn't expecting alec to be such a petty

person that this would like impact

especially after everything that and the

reason he gave was um

people don't think that i'm serious enough

or something like or strong enough or

whatever and so i needed someone that has

that and you're telling me that like those

qualities couldn't be seen in wagner yeah

so just i wasn't expecting i wasn't

expecting that and i think it's a little

i don't know i wasn't expecting that and

it's not like oh my god i wasn't

expecting that i was like oh okay i

guess we're doing this it's actually

weirdly uh

like reminiscent of what we're going

through and what we went through recently

in the good wife aside of our podcast

where you know spoilers for the good wife

season you know beginning of five five or

whatever but you know diane doesn't get

her supreme court judgeship because of the

whole drama between alicia and lg or

luckhart gardner um it's very reminiscent

of that like you're using your personal

issues to inform political issues

I was like,

let's really reminisce of what we're going

through now with a good wife.

So yeah, unfortunately,

Wagner's not going to get that

commissionership.

And as you mentioned, you know,

I had this theory that Winnie Crawford is

going to be the mayor and cause trouble

for our heroes.

So but the person might be causing trouble

might be Alec next season.

Yeah.

Or immediately next episode.

Who knows?

Who knows?

There's still time for what?

Winnie?

What's her name?

It's not.

I always.

Yeah.

For her to be not Winnie Cooper.

Not Winnie Cooper.

Yeah.

Winnie Crawford.

winnie crawford to be mayor because like

there's the whole like swearing in or

whatever but um yeah i don't know there's

still hope that wagner will be

commissioner someday but i have a feeling

it'll be like at the end of the

series

Yeah,

I think that's best because we want Wagner

to stick around the precinct.

I think we all kind of probably knew

that he wasn't going to be commissioned

one way or the other because he still

needs to stick around the precinct for

Ellsworth.

Otherwise, we get Connor.

Nobody wants that.

Connor's fine, but he's no Wagner.

Important editor's notes or show notes.

Programming note, yeah.

We get a one-week hiatus from Ellsworth.

uh next episode will not be until april

thirtieth so uh you got you got two

full weeks of uh no else beside this

podcast but we'll be back ponder what's

gonna happen yeah with alec yeah so yeah

that's our episode marissa do you want to

tell the good folks where they can find

you on the interwebs sure sure well first

of all jason thanks for walking us through

a very fun episode of elspeth lots of

different moving pieces and everything

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So that is what's up with me.

Jason, what messed you into this week?

I'm always messing about.

You can always find me on the A

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Currently, we just finished up season ten.

We're going to have a special one-off

podcast where we kind of rematch some

people that the experiment didn't work for

them,

but we were rematching them with other

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universe.

That's going to be a fun little exercise

me and Asia Welch went through.

Then we're going to tackle season twelve.

That should be fun.

Another really good season of the show.

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They say,

I am an Ellsworth watcher that is finally

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Yay!

Welcome, welcome to the Good Wife side.

And also, thank you so much for listening.

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